The Robbie Roast

Episode Transcript

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Welcome back to the United States ofAustralia. It's the Robbie Roast edition.
Yes, we saw the Tom BradyRoast. We heard all the talk about
the Tom Brady Roast and we went, you're right, we have some of
that. We have some of that. Now obviously this week, you know,

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people hearing the Robbie Roast, theyprobably like, well, like normal
rules. Then there's just pretty muchanother show because yeah, it is kind
of a ways of Robbie Roast,but we're gonna try and really focus in
on having some good fun Robbie jokes. And of course I had to get
the funniest people that I know tojoin me or my usual cost plus one.

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First of all, all the wayfrom Ukraine. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Jay Scoop. Hey dombrother. What it is people still living?
Ticking by all your wishes for theup No, I'm just but yeah,
I'm still doing good. What's goingon? And a lot just you

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know, same old time. Mother'sDay? Nice and safe over there in
Australia because nobody wants to fuck withthat country. No, we got we've
got dangerous animals you can never takeout with weapons, but no Mother's Day
tomorrow. I've got big responsibilities becauseunfortunately I'm a father on Mother's Day and
you know, I gotta cook breakfastand ship, which means you're a motherfucker.

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Yes, that's also true. Alsojoining is another regular on the program
and someone who I'm going to puta lot of pressure on tonight to produce.
Just Josh, how you doing.Oh? I thought you're going to
say somebody else who has received alot of pressure, but the cool Yeah,

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I can handle the pressure, damnit. Yeah, you're up for
it. I'm up for it,man, I'm here. I'm here for
the love of Robbie. Well,thanks for joining us. And what do
I doing next? What do Ido next? Now we'll go with making
his United States Jesus United States ofAustralia debut and a man who's pretty annoyed

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that it's taken this long. Pleasewelcome a regular contributor to the show,
Chris and dess Mones. Finally,after again ninety five shows in two years,
for inviting me on, Thank youso much for being for all those
emails you finally let me on that. Thank you so much. To be

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fair, Shane sent one hundred emailsand well, actually I tell a lot.
I have actually advited Shane does havea free pass. I've said to
him, you can give him agolden ticket. I gave him a golden
ticket. You're going to give himwhen he lets me know. Anytime he

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lets me know I want to comeon the show, he can be on
the next show. So, actually, yeah I did. I did to
continue lower than Shane and des Moines. But you're Christen des Moines, and
yes, you roasted us for thefirst time back in the old mallow Town
days. You're the first person toroaster us, and he came up with
some good stuff. So I thought, I've got to get him involved in

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this particular roast and make your debut. Hey, feeling you're nervous, I
am feeling like I just woke upand don't know what's going on. That's
how I feel. That's the perfectway to feel. You missed your opportunity
when he said it to a comedyshow and then cut him. Yeah,

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yeah, just broke. I mean, but I'm so glad that I look
like I'm just another fat white guywith a beard joining the podcast. Yeah
damn it. Not as big asgreat though, Greg. You had Greg
on. That man is a massivehuman being. He's also awkwardly shaped as
well. You know what Robbie is, you know, morbidly obese, but

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like there's a normalness to how itall. You know, like he's got
fat arms, fat fingers, fatfeet, all of that. Big Greg
is kind of like this, likebarrel and yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, there's different Robby's art projectlater that you're gonna sew. And speaking

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of Big Greg, I invited BigGreg to come on the show. I
messaged Big Greg and said, Robbieroast, write some jokes, you know,
write some jokes about us, sendthem to Robbie all of that,
and Big Greg starf iarded sending mesome jokes about Robbie and and then I
said, oh, you want tocome on the show. Do your jokes
And I said no, I'm busy, And and I was like, all

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right, good, your jokes forgarbage. Greg Gotta he touched them and
touching those jokes. I only wantedyou to come on and bomb with your
own jokes. But no, we'renot. We're not using those jokes.
All right. He's sitting backstage.It is the roast of this man,
and he is the man that whenI said we're doing a roast this week,

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he just replied, extra gravy,Robbie the Marion fan, how you
doing good? Good? Yeah,I haven't had greevy for a while.
That kind of sounds good, honestly. How you feeling about this, Robbie?
Are you nervous about the at all? No, it's I mean you

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want you sitting your own like torturechamber long enough you just get used to
it. I guess that's true.You're kind of like in the sow.
You're just ready to saw your footoff to get out. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I like it. Well, everybody is. Look, I'm
the host of the show. Look, I don't have a lot of jokes.

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I've gotta be honest. At theend of the day, I could
have just clipped every intro to Robbiesince the start of this podcast, where
I introduced him with a joke andjust made that my roast. But I
didn't do that. I wrote afew, but you know, I was
putting the pressure on everyone else thisweek. So I'm just hosting the show
here and I'm going to throw toeach member. O. Robbie getting excited

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about hearing about a member. ButI'm going to throw to each different roaster
with the occasional joke thrown in myself. And well, first of all,
we have mister Jay Scoop is here. Everyone welcome Jay Scoop to the show.
Get in and get him ready toroast. Look back in the day,

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you know, the big thing wasmale order Russian brides. Jay Scooper
is trying his hand at being amale order husband to Ukraine's game. He's
got going on. Look, heis in Ukraine and he's fighting the good
fight. When Jay Scoop heard aboutRussia launching missiles into Ukraine, he got

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really angry. Then when he heardabout Biden launching billions into Ukraine, he
went, I could go some PTSD. So Jay Scoop, why don't you
take it away with your roast?All right, Well, we gotta go
for the obvious target first. Andthis first one, I'll have you know,

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I just thought of it when Iwas in the shower, and I
think the quality shows. So justsee, you know, coming to theories
Summer One Man, One Desire.Robbie Walls as Choppa. Hey, Choppa
said, I didn't mean to doit. What the fuck that tickle do

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it again, Choppa two poor chop. Uh so that was the one I
just thought of anyway, h Uh, don't rob by the way in there.
Robbie was doxed. Yeah, Iknow, I wasn't real hobby about
though. Uh. We all knowRobbie is a Mariner's fan, but he

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himself is a sub mariner because weall know, regardless of what vessel he's
on, if Robbie is ever overa body of water, he and anything
he's standing on will sink. Don'tdon't let Robbie near you. If your
electronic device is say two thirty pm. You know why Ozzie I don't know,

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good because he will smash it.Yeah, for some reason, he
has a problem when the clock strikestwenty eight to three. Ah got him?
Yeah, here's an old Duy commercialjoke. Why did Robbie once think
everybody was a police officer? Becauseeverybody can always see him before he sees

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them. What's the difference between Robbieand rock music? When rock music gets
heavier, people lose their minds.When Robbier gets heavier, people lose their
lives. All right, Come on, man, I get I'm a professional
here. Did you hear that Robbielost his virginity. No, he has

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it. No, that's the jokeright there, right, Did you hear
that Robbie lost his virginity in thebathroom at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concer
there? Yeah, he give itaway, Give it away, give it
away now. Uh. For thosethat don't know, I'm gonna pivot here.

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Just Josh loves to watch first personshooter competitions. With that said,
why did Just Josh punch his momin the face after she bowled a perfect
game? I don't know why.It's always on his mind to counter strength.

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I love you, mom. I'mnot getting why did Just Josh confiscate
his son's video game? He feltit was his call of duty. Oh
man, video game jokes, y'allgotta get it all right, Ozzie,
your lack of response, Now I'mcoming for you. Do it? Come

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on? You know Ozzie once gotarrested for indecent exposure at the age of
five. Yeah, anytime the girlsbroke out their toys, Ozzie would toss
his shrimp on their barbies. Hey, this is for all you guys.
What do you hear when Americans arewatching a boring sport that Ozzie loves crickets?

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Come on, Man on Woods?Yeah all right, well what the
game of cricket is never a pluralon it side? I know, okay,
you heard cricket. I did doa joke for myself and then I
won more for Ozzie because I wasn'tsure how good the ones for me were

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going to be. Why it's notgood anyway? Well? Why was Jay
Scoop late to the podcast? Whywhy he had to finish putin in the
bathroom on man? That was qualitya dad joke? All right? Finally
as a job. Finally, whywas the practologist confused when he examined Ozzie

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guy? What because there was ans where his a should be strong?
Finished? What on? What?On? Jay Scoop? But I don't
know if any of those jokes hurtRobbie's feelings. We all know he does

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have trouble with his mental health.When when Robbie was diagnosed bipolar, he
thought of many was eating for two. I mean, sure, Robbie,
I understand eating your problems, butyou don't have to everyone's problems. We've
also got Josh Josh here ready toroast and just Josh has become a regular

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on the show, and he's contributedsuch brilliance as Cincinnati traffic and weather yeah
on the ones. Yeah, andstay tuned. Next week he'll be giving
us behind the scenes of his paperroute. Hey, Scoop's been there,
He's been there live. He knowswhat it's dangerous. Yeah, but I

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Josh Nixon lived there. Josh hasa has a good little chunk planned here,
and I know he's nervous. He'sso nervous he looks like his wife's
checking his d MS. Go Josh, oh ship, damn damn fucking roast
and already all right, I'm readyhere. Look now, you fucking flustered

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me. When I was told wewere going to be roasting Robbie the Mariners
fan this week, I thought,no problem. Bag of charcoal, little
lighter, fluid. Robbie can feeda family of eight very nicely. Seriously,
when Robbie walks into an Asian buffet, they say, sorry, crossed.
If you wag Robbie and Chinese,he'd weigh wan Tan being mature.

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A huge Josh Allen fan Robbie,And let me put my emphasis on a
huge here. I'm surprised Roger Goodelldidn't open an investigation into the Buffalo bills,
considering you've been deflating Josh Allen's ballsbefore every game to a negative PSI.
The suck is so hard the man'spigskin looks like a wrinkled up,
dried out date. When Ozzy Guyasked you to be a part of the

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podcast, he thought you'd help comeand crush the ratings. Now you can
clearly see you are just crushing twinkiesthere. Man. Everyone knows you love
the red hot Chili Peppers, Robbieand that hit song under the Bridge.
I mean that's where you found yourtrue love justin now. I heard recently
that Robbie was thinking about applying forcitizenship in Australia until he found out they

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measure weight by the kila. He'snever been a fan of the kilogram.
Now Fudge Graham's that's a different story, Robbie. If you were seafood,
they'd classify you as jumbo shrimp dog. If you were a box of cereal,
they'd call you unlucky Charms. Thefront of the box would picture an
obese, Irish, redheaded ak fortyseven Totin ginger wearing the star of David

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Armband wearing a Josh Allen jersey dancingunderneath a rainbow flag of queers and drag
queens. You know, when Robbiegets a boner, it's inverted. I
mean, the last time Robbie sawhis penis was in rough draft. I
hear the artist had seven toes andwas allegedly a Bills fan. What's the

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difference. What's the difference between ARV'sroast beef and Robbi's roast beef? Justin
prefers Arby's. When Robbie masturbates,it's only by defying gravity. His cardio
for the day consists of putting socksand shoes on. The Last time Robbie

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ran a mile, it was chasingan ice cream truck offering a buy one,
get one on fudge pops. Robbiehas also known been a little hard
on the beavers. I'm not buyingit, though, a little hard maybe.
Every time Robbie goes to the grocerystore, it turns into the hunger
Games for everyone else. When theyput Robbie and Lizzo into the Oscar Mayer

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wienermobile, it became two tons offun loaded into one bun. The last
time Robbie stepped onto a scale,he called the damn thing ludicrous. It
was one of those talking scales,you know, And so I'm coming and
then it said move, bitch,get out the way, Get out the
way, Get out the way.Anyway. You know what Robbie says about

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the fucking podcast every week? Missedit by a cunt hair? All right,
Robbie, I'm I love you brother. I can't roast either that lad.
Any were watching The States of Australiapodcast is like seeing what the cast
to Stand by Me looks like fortyyears later, and we all know who
Robbie would be. I don't Idon't think i'd be laughing Ausie, because

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you're Corey Feldman. Yeah, andyou would think with all the fucking money
we're given the Ukraine, the leastthey could do is give Jay Scoop his
fucking hairback. And and my lastly, I would have to say, if
the United States of Australia podcast werebeing ranked on a Monopoly game board,

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it would be a section eight crackHouse on Oriental Avenue. Thank you very
much. Wow went on Josh,that was good. That was good.
I enjoy that very very good Robbie, I love you brother, and that
lucky Charms box was loaded. Iwould I would frame that if someone made

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Yeah, we'll have to do anart project. So before obviously, Robbie
gets to respond to all of us, which we're all looking forward to.
But there is one more man makinghis debut. But before we get to
him, obviously. Yeah, weall remember the story Robbie once got on
a train and traveled to Seattle tosee the Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert.

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Was that when he gave it away? Sorry I could help it.
Yeah, thanks for someone, that'sit. That's the joke he did that,
But no, he's speaking of Seattle. They've now got a hockey team,
the Seattle Cracking that's named after thebeam Robbie tried to hang himself from.

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Ah that's true. You uh Christ? And then Mons is here.
A lot of people may not knowChris and des Moines because who the fuck
does But Chris, Chris is abar manager and just by the look of

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him, you know the raisin,he's a ba Yes, you know the
raisin. He's a bar manager isjust to try and take advantage of half
past out college girls. But heis he is starting. You're opening a
new bar, rn't you, Chris. It's going to be a Bears themed
bar. Yes. I've been theprocess of being on the opening staff of

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a new Chicago Bears themed sports barcoming to the west side of the Des
Moines suburbs. So I will bein three weeks we will be opening that
and I will be part of that. I will be a bartending and then
probably doing a little managing too,to be determined. But so yeah,
I have actually been busy with that. So that's why I haven't been participating

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much in this podcast. I havea life and I'm gainfully employed, so
that's what I haven't been around muchlately. Thank you. It's going to
be the best gay bar in town. Take it away, Chris. It's
up Bears bar, not a Bearbar like Robbie is. Okay, it's
it's for Chicago Bears fans, notbig gay fat men. Yeah. Well

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that was the joy you can tellyou jumped in. Yeah, yeah,
I gave it away. Yeah,yeah, I don't. I'm new at
this, okay, all right,Yeah you don't even understand landscape mode.
Carry on. Yeah, yeah,it's okay, that's all right. Anyway,
it is so I am so happyto finally finally be on this podcast

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with you gentlemen. I mean,it looks like I'll start. I mean,
let's just talk about all of youguys. First of all, if
this looks like the view if ittook place in a Buffalo wild Wings Again,
like I said, I haven't.I haven't been around much because I,
unlike many people watching this podcast orin the mal of militia, I

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have a full time job and Iwork forty hours a week and have a
life. So sorry, I haven'tbeen around much. But honestly, this
panel, I mean, it lookslike a support group for guys with ed
Honestly, Uh, I'll go Okay, let's go to AUSCI. Yeah first
here, let's cut up. Uh. Like, like I've said on Twitter

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before, AUSSI, the only thingthat you seem to have going for you
is that you misspelled your Twitter handle. You're going to tire your podcast career
seems to be based on that catchRice skri Catch Rice. Most people in
this militia treat this podcast like Australia. They've heard about it, they know

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it exists. There's just no wayin hell they'll ever see it. Let's
go, let's go to Scoop,fighting the good fight against alopecia. Honestly,

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you and AUSSI look like dicks.And I'm not seeing you are dicks.
I'm saying you look like actual humanpenises, Scoop. If you were
to wear a peach colored turtleneck,you could actually pass yourself off as a
six foot six foot tall circumcised penis. Just just imagine a peach turtleneck,

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just like right up to here.Yeah, you're just like, okay,
you wouldn't like me when I gethorny, and then like it's a good
look in and almost say good luckin the Ukraine, which is like two
wars ago, no one cares anymore. All we care now about is Israel

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and Palestine, Like no one givesa shit about the Ukraine anymore. Sorry,
that was That's old news, honestly. And this is the part that's
gonna get me in trouble, honestly. Right now, the Jews are making
the Germans looks somewhat reasonable for WorldWar two right now, So we'll anyway,

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I really hope, Scoop. Andand somehow, for some reason,
can we get you in somewhere besidesthis empty box that you're in right now.
I don't know, like, canwe get you? What is going
on? Coming to us live froma cube somewhere in Ukraine. He's been
captured by the Russians and the Idon't want any more bombs to go off

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in this set. I'm giving rightnow what's going on. I just and
this is all true. I hopethat one day you're able to come home
soon again and see your football teamlose another Super Bowl. Uh, let's
move on to watch him, watchhim lose on an illegal stream. Yeah,

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oh god, here we go.Okay, come on, just stop.
Don't cheer against Taylor Swift. Don'tdo it. Don't do it.
He won't. I'm gonna all right, I'm gonna move on to Josh.
And I don't have a lot onJosh. I leave him alone. He
used to be a good joke writer. I just say, Josh, you
look like you smell like marijuana.I'm just gonna go. You are Josh

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the second biggest contributor to a musicalgroup that literally tens of late night people
high on drugs and very intoxicated listento uh. So you have that going
for you and that's pretty Uh that'spretty monumental. I like you monumental.
Monumental. Yes, you are.Your contributortion, your contributions to the Ben

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Malice Show are what Roberto is theshow and that you haven't been relevant or
mentioned in about a year or so, So good luck, Josh. I
you became friends with Justin just toshow people that you're not the biggest piece
of shit in Ohio. So onto him, you look like just a

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saint. Basically, come on,it's time you destroyed Rubbie. Come on,
Okay, Yeah, you guys cameout rapid fire. I'm a little
more like slow burned kind of guyon this. Like, if you ever
know, my emails were always waytoo long, and so is my roast.

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Let's get what starting with you,buddy? Okay, you like Josh
Allen and the Atlanta Falcons. Stillis this so that your favorite player and
your favorite team will absolutely never faceeach other in the Super Bowl? What's
going on with that? Pretty chu? The Bills and Falcons are zero and

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six all time in the Super Bowland being down to six being that oz
and six reminds me of like yourtoes and ten years are going to be
down to either zero to six ofthem left because of diabetes. But maybe
it's gout. You know that that'sanother problem for either too. What people

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don't know. Robbie has a cutoutof a large cutout of Josh Allen.
He actually has two cutouts in hishouse. He has a cutout of Josh
Allen and his other cow cutout isof Kyle Rittenhouse Glory Hall. Yeah,
and by the way, are youstill trapped in your parents' basement? Jayscoop

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is fighting a war in Ukraine andsomehow that has more freedom of movement than
you do. Uh, your parentskeep you chained up and just kind of
like come feed you like a pieceof fried chicken three times an hour or
I don't know, like what whatyour living situation is. It looks rather
depressing. I hope that you getout of that basement soon. Robbie still

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lives with his parents. He's stillwaiting for that gravy train, and by
that he's actually waiting for an actualtrain that contains gravy. And Robbie,
please please stop complaining about Oregon.It's a beautiful state. You're just jealous

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because your governor doesn't let you opencarried the voodoo donuts. That is the
dream. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just just just enough already about the
Oregon shit. If I want tosee a fat ass run their mouth,
I would buy Lizzo's latest album.Other than that, Robbie, I hope

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that one day that you can getout of that basement you're in trapped in.
Obviously, the fried chicken bones havegot to be piling up by now.
So uh, good luck on theon the fight to get out of
your parents' house, good luck onthe fight with diabetes and gout, and
uh, don't let them give youtoo much more ship here. Okay,

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all right with that? That ismy roast. I appreciate it, guess
thank you, Chris. I willsay that you had a couple of jokes
in there that got me good bellyloves, but then you bumped a lot
of spell so it was it wasan us. It even itself out,
which was good. Yeah. It'sthe best you get from a guy who
just woke up in the middle ofhis sleep. Okay, yeah, I

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had a way to ride the jikes. No, no, I appreciate first
time on the show. Is thisyour first time on a lodge? Right?
I think so? Yeah? Yeah, not much for I don't do
a lot of live streams or zoomsor any of that, not since COVID.

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Yeah, this is about it.Well that's great. I mean that
that takes balls to just jump onand go, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm
gonna tell a bunch of jokes firsttime on a live stream, so well
on appreciate it. Yeah, no, pro I've done it. I've done
a roast before actually, like forlike it was a for a comedian I
know, and there was about onehundred people there in attendance for that,

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So that was a live one Idid one time. That was about four
or five years ago. Other thanthat, Yeah, I don't usually have
much of an audience. Well gladwe could give you eight people to right.
Well, all right, so thetime has come for the great Man

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to respond, you know you say, and I will say my glory hole
tag to Kristen des Moy's joke Ithink was the first gay joke, which
is amazing that we none of uscame up with gay jokes, and we
all went fat and mental health.I went on the med health angle.
Uh. And of course we allknow Robbie loves his Second Amendment and he

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doesn't want any form of gun controlbecause you know, if there was mental
health checks, Robbie ankle and thegun. But Robbie, take it away,
man, you got frustration. Iwill say, christender Mines. Within

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five minutes, he surpassed anything BigGreg ever did on this podcast. So
that's pretty just being just being ableto be on the screen and have most
of his body on the screen wasactually above Greg. Some people just getting
nervous. You know, don't havetheir iPad on the coffee table when you're

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sorry, when you're a fat guy. Don't have the camera looking up at
you, Greg, Greg, andthe boy was like this. It was
like, I will really reiterate whatRobbie just said. We love you,
Big Greg. I love you todeath, but your joke sucked and you

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have to be made fun of forthe way you appeared on camera on this
show. So take it in stride, my friend. I know those strides
are very difficult to take, buttake it in stride, all right,
Robbie, come on, get usback, punch us all in the mouth
the fire style, Robbie. Iwill say, a lot of people tried

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to lend me moral support and likeall their jokes sucked, so there's that,
so you know who you are everyjoke, every joke, every joke
that bombs, Robbie, I wantyou to name and shame the person that
you gotta give the joke. Imean a lot of just tuned out.

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You didn't even But it also couldbe delivery. Like you know, I
can understand if a joke is youknow, a dacent joke, but if
the delivery is terrible, say,you know, will be the judge anyway,
guy, Robbie, come on it. I mean not to pile on
Big Greg, but holy ship washe was he your AMMO clip? Well

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He's like, here's some jokes.You gotta rate him now, okay,
because like I'm not great at writingjokes, like that's not my thing.
I more just like react and saywhat the fuck and that people find that
funny for some reason. But thepile so you can pile on him.

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He was like, I bet Hughseywill appear, which he didn't, but
he said, if Hughsey appears,tell him. I heard Connor McGregor,
Tyson Fury and self for locked ina Room full of Prank, when's the
double album coming out? I waslike, what the fuck does that mean?
That's I mean, well, thisis turning into the Big Greg roast.

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You know what, I'm going tothe jokes that Big Greg sent me,
because yeah, fucking hell, ifyou've been here, this had been
the heaviest podcast to look at us. Brick of world records. We wouldn't
we wouldn't break ratings that we breakscreens. Robbie the bag of bodies above

(33:37):
you? Is it your boyfriend whotried to escape? Or is it cats
you steamrolled? What exactly have youever heard that good song by the I
haven't either. I mean I kindof did that joke. But like with

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the real life story of Robbie,here we go back to the Red Hot
Chili Peppers. If the Red HotChili Peppers ever needed a new singer,
there's plenty of strung out homeless peoplein California to choose from. Maybe they
can actually sing in tune. Waytoo wordy, Greg, this is a

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joker giving political commentary exactly. Thisis insane. Yeah, and I'm from
California, Like I was the obvioustarget there. I was waiting for it.
And I will say, like,these jokes are so bad, he
might have a chance to get hiredby the onion because I don't know that's
a good point. Uh, herewe go. This one just sounds like

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him just being angry. Robbie,you pasty ginger umpah lumpa, your people
want you to return to them?Wow? Is that a joke? Just
like that? Yeah, it washis anger in a DM to me.
God damn it. Why do peoplethat's badass and not me? Straight?

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Fire? All? Right? Onemore because this one might be the worst
of the lot, because I honestly, I don't know. I don't know
where the setup is. I don'tknow where the potsline is. Like this
is amazing. Kendrick, Lamar andDrake were asked about making a disc track
and said it would be an unfairadvantage to them. I like that he

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tried to Yeah, yeah, hetried to be topical. He tried to
be topical. The only words thatmade sense in that with Kendrick Lamara and
Drake. That was it after thatnonsensical street from the Tom Brady Rose the
tape topic, you know, likethey hit on that one or two times.

(35:45):
But I'm curious before Robbie unloads crazyeverywhere? Yes, has anybody been
commenting on on any of this crap? Oh yeah, Yeah, there's people
around, I mean around Chris.No, I'll roll, I'll roll back

(36:09):
up. Rost Dog is here,and Rostog likes to try and like direct
our show, try and send usin direction. So there's a lot of
comments from ross Dog, Ross Dog'sbroken spirit that uh just it gives a
ship. But Ripman was here earlyoops right click you probably himself when I

(36:35):
held up the Jack Daniels in thebottle of Jack Daniels. Riman really liked
your work, Chris, he said, not sure if they were really good
or just because they followed scoop cool, Wow, Robbie, how about we
work with the fucking comments that areon screen, No, actually on the

(37:00):
fucking live stream. Fucking I feltlike, when you're watching the movie and
the subtitles are not lined up,what is happening? That's not what John
Weick said or your name is Redmanis like yeah, if you've got subtitles
on a live program, you know, and so they're like three and a

(37:22):
half seconds behind the people speaking.I've always liked the thought that somebody doing
the subtitles is frantically typing, youknow, because the spelling her is that
I see spelling errors all the timeon those but I think it's all AI
generate. Anyway, I hope oneof you guys explained to Robbie that Rose

(37:43):
has nothing to do with me.Thank you Ridman. When I saw that
comment pop up, it reminded memy gravy joke. So I had forgotten
my gravy joke. So thank you, Uh Dog is just after that Ross
Dog's Broken Spirit just talking about theMariners' dude, we're not doing that,
you know what I mean? RostogRoss Dog's broken Spirit. In like the

(38:07):
first time he joined our chat,he started asking us about like a couple
of Australian mythical creatures and we didn'thave a lot going on on that show,
so we started googling. We hadsome fun with it. And so
now ross Dog thinks whatever he says, we're going to do on the show.
No, if we have a showplanned, we're going to do our

(38:29):
show. You can't just get ustalking about some other bullshit. So yeah,
anyway, so what was the linethat Rabi said when Ribman's thing was
on the screen Because I couldn't listento So I just want to bring this
up just because Corndiff, I don'tknow if he's still here, but he

(38:49):
was here earlier. Corndiff's a goodguy, and he says, hit the
like button. Thank you, Corndiff. I'm glad you wait. Sounds like
a guy put it that way.I mean he is an ear of corn
and so that was what I meant. But he's in the military. He's
a colonel. Check out Corndiff's channelon YouTube. I like Corndiff and I

(39:17):
appreciate that he was here, andyeah, he's a good dude. So
thank you Cornediff for joining us.Matt Wilson get my go supporter. Just
Josh is on fire and that istrue. You did kill it, Josh.
I mean, I don't know howmuch credit to give that. Did
you see the picture of the guyis clearly an alcohol or whatever he was

(39:38):
drinking. No, Matt, MattWilson knows comedy, so he's just Josh
did kill it. I'll give himcredit. Yeah, he was fucking rolling.
What else have we got to ScottBurton, Robbie's dad once went on
a train, a very crowded train. I assume that some sort of re

(40:00):
diference that I'm not aware of.It doesn't make sense to me, but
well, he followed it up.He followed up. Robbie's dad once got
on a train, a crowded train. Then nine months later Robbie was born.
Now I'm more confused. Yeah,he sucks up, bitch on the

(40:22):
training, that's what's going on.Ridman says, nice, Josh, this
is classic. The next comment fromRidman might be his best comment ever.
You know, obviously that was themoment like blah blah blah, like the

(40:42):
moment the guns went silent World Wartwo. That's that's the moment whatever Redman
was drinking it finally hit. Yeah, I suck. I just can't figure
out what the end was. It'sfucking like, what nine, I'm thirty
in the morning where Ridman is wellwait wait this, no, this ten
ten pm? So that's like he'sin Texas, right, yeah, it's

(41:04):
it's nine am, then thirty.I'm sure he is high, right,
No, No, what I'm sayingis thirty is twenty minutes ago. This
was twenty minutes ago. Noine tenam? Wow, and he hit us
with this, well did you justget on the bottom me? So it's
yeah, wow, Now he gotsome skin cancer removed from the top of

(41:27):
his fucking head top of his head? What was that fallout video game fucking
procedure that he had. I sawthat photo and it's like somebody stable to
trampoline or something like, I don'tknow, his head was stable meteor hit
his head because like I did afifth grader patch like that was that?

(41:52):
That was a good visual explanation,actually sco because I I just pictured my
kids trampling when he said it theway that's all strung together. Okay,
so full disclosure. Like I havea folder of gross like sports injuries,
and they don't gross me up likeAl Smith's lake never gross me out.
The only reason I have it inthere is when people piss me off,
and group chats will just drop itand pissed people off. That photo of

(42:15):
his head. Every time I thinkof it, even right now, it
gives me like shivers for some reason. The staples on dude's head, it's
it's gross. We're gonna get toyour roast back in a minute, Robbie,
but we will hit a few morechats. Ridman Brevity's a soul of
wit Chris and I, oh sorry, Christened, I clearly need to hang

(42:37):
out, and not in a pdiddy way. Robbie like that wasn't a
typo. No no, but Ridman, what the young kids like to say
is what you should have said isChris and I clearly need to hang out.
No, diddy, that's what yousay. He put an S where
the A should be Yes. Tobe fair, bans not that clever.

(43:04):
But if he was, I wasthinking, I was like, you cannot
be that clever because further on inthe damn all right, it's like hollering
James winning the game show is sleeping. The genius moment was that by written
man without knowing it, Scoop,I'm so glad you're in a room with

(43:27):
a door. I was very worriedabout that. Yeah, I thought you
were like locked it in the sameaside. And it's the one room in
Ukraine that's whiter than me. Takethat, big, Greg, there's nothing
whiter than this podcast or honestly,all right, we've got the comment of

(43:50):
all comments, how Buddy Shannon doesonce, How fitting that this occurs during
mental health away in this month.Robby is a better man than me for
taking this Royce from his friends.The most honest thing you said there is

(44:14):
Robby is a better man than you. That is one correct, it's supposed
to be bigger, you know,month for everything? You know what I
mean? Who the keeps track ofall that? Ship? I do?
Because apparently, like the L GB t Q, I I don't that
month is my birthday month. It'sreally annoying. Shame. Uh, now

(44:39):
that you know what my face lookslike. I hope everything is doing great
in your life and the best foryou and and uh, you just you
just have the best bud. Youdon't hurt me. Please, please don't
like you're it's gonna be okay.It's gonna be okay. You're a winner.
Shame, You're a winner. Nowyou know what I look like?

(45:01):
Ship? Yeah, that's phenomenal,clean shaven tomorrow, Chris. Yeah,
speaking of which, last week Iwas saying that that thing for Shane,
and I was not trying to bemean, and then all you piled in
and then and then he got madand left in the context. Yeah,

(45:22):
but he got mad at me.He got mad at me, and he
was like Robbie was the only oneto defend me. And then when I
listened back to it, I waslike, fuck off, nobody defended you
more than I did. You're kiddingme, but he was mad at me.
But then a couple of days laterhe came around and then started he
started liking tweets from three years agowhen I was calling him a fucking mental

(45:43):
patient anyway. But for me,it was like when when you pull pull
a prank on somebody and then theyleave before you can say no, no,
I'm just kidding. I was like, Shane left before. Yeah,
so I just want to bring thisup, bring this back up, the
Shane comment. Everyone have good readthe Mental Health Awareness Month Robbies better Man,

(46:05):
because then I had to go tothis Ribman comment that said, that's
an understatement, Shane. You blockme when I don't say anything, which
is Ridman cops shrapnel from our behaviorall the well, my behavior all the
time when it comes to Shane.But man's a good guy. He is
genuinely good human being. Howbout halfof your listeners and watchers from from Iowa.

(46:34):
It's so crazy you guys produce cornand listeners. Yeah, well,
maybe it's because there's really good puntersgo to Iowa. I don't know,
there's not much else. I've beento Iowa. There's not much else going
on. So maybe the landscape isas barren and flat as Australian. So
they're like very intrigued. It's likeit's like you can watch your dog run

(46:57):
away from you for three days straight. Uh, you just want to point
out that's the wrong mule, that'sa you are mule. But he's talking
to rid Man spelling era. It'sgonna be okay, dude, Yeah take

(47:17):
that fuckers, Yeah he got hegot the yule right. No apostrophe though,
and then dude, so you fella part of that point. All
right, Robbie fucking roasts back.What are we doing? I didn't know
I had to roast my own execution. I mean you were supposed to have

(47:38):
a few barbs to come back with, Like come on, I mean if
you don't, we're gonna make youstand up and do that foot lift your
foot to your head, acrobatic moment. Make him do the shuffle. You've
been taking ship for years. There'sgotta be some jokes in there that you've
been thinking of this entire time,something to get off your chest. So

(48:00):
I love this, just grammar andspelling. Pussie the Nazi guy. I'm
a good joke. But I dolove how people love spell correctly. Of
course he was read. Wait there'sanother A. You're right? Sorry,

(48:21):
oh the EA right? Sorry,I thought he had one M. But
no, I do love the factthat people love throwing around the word Nazi,
Like you corrected my spelling, soyou're equal to killing Jews? Yes,
I agree anyway, Robbie Roses Idid. Maybe he's afraid. He's

(48:45):
afraid because think about it, ifhe unloads where he's been building inside that
right, there is a loaded joke, but he's been building up, you
know. Right, you'll be likethat guy that's seventy five years old.
He only retires his job and hedies like within five days, right he
just yeah, yeah, he willdie if he you know, let's let's

(49:08):
loose with Robby. Get it offyour chest instead of going to a mall
and shooting everyone. This is youropportunity, he jokes, and get things
off your chest. Lighten the movie. Wow, this is your Columbine substitute.
Yeah, everybody get like, ifwe had enough viewers, we demonetized

(49:32):
over that. But you know,there's already been two Holocaust references in this
show, so go ahead. ChrisRostog's Breaking Spirit is a fan Chris great
and actually you'll couple of off thekaff lawns recently have been bangers like now
you've you've lived up to the heartthat nobody had for you. I finally

(49:55):
woke up. The coffee is kickingin it, finally did Yeah. Alright,
so reality, reality is hit Robbiebecause when we uh, I opened
this stream yard link and Robbie joinedfirst as he always does, and I
said, you're nervous. Is thatno, no at all? But now
reality set home. He now hasto deliver jokes and he doesn't want to
do it. I'm not a standup comedian. I'm just who gives a

(50:22):
ship. People who write jokes foryou just deliver them. Stand up is
not that hard. Standing up foryou is pretty hard, But stand up
is not that hard. Wow,you're sitting down, comedian. Had I
known this, I would have writtensome rebuttles for you, Robbie. People

(50:45):
wrote rebuttals for Robbie. I'll beupset if he doesn't deliver them. One
person compared to you to Charlie Brown, I mean do it. No,
that's what I meant. Like youlook like Charlie Brown. Okay, yeah,
I don't know. Like I'm lookingthrough them, they're all ship.

(51:05):
I'm not a I don't write jokes. I just reacted. Well that's what.
Go ahead, go ahead and useit. Name them and we'll shame
them. Name and shame if thejokes are bad, name and shame.
Oh well that one washing the boys, so apparently, was that was that?

(51:27):
Yeah? I said, yeah,it looked like a grown up Charlie
Brown and use that go from there. I was that was a starting off
point, and that was the entireI do understand though, that there were
like maybe some people that wrote fulljokes for you that like fucking set up
and punch line l in the jokefor you. I'm just trying to get

(51:51):
some joke. Nobody nobody send youany jokes. I mean people said any
jokes like scoops one hairless somehow it'sjust kind of true. But one of
the biggest jokes I can think ofis that like's not black, Like how
is that possible? But where's where'sthe joke? I mean, okay,

(52:15):
yeah, there's no joke. He'shairless. Okay, okay, and I
have and I have proofs. It'slike it's stupid. Well, Robbie,
like I didn't send any jokes.I just keive you a couple of jumping
off points, is what I think. Rob I was like going from there,
expand upon that, and Robbie,do you want me to read four

(52:36):
jokes that were sent to you?Sure? Yeah? Wait what this is
a disaster. I didn't know Iwas doing jokes. He didn't know,
you were not aware. Nobody fuckinginformed you. All right, let me
read four jokes that somebody sent toyou. The elder guy. The Elder

(52:57):
Guy spin on weight riding fat jokesbut can't press the button to upload a
podcast. Oh ship, Ah,yeah, there's there was see. Yeah,
I completely forgot about you. Ahthat may have been Yeah, No,
I forgot. Ozzie Guy is sucha cunt. Ozzie Guy is such

(53:23):
a cunt. He turned Ben Malleragainst Mallattown. That's true. It made
men move out of Ozzie Guy's theboss around here, and he's like every
boss I've ever had. He thinkshe's Obi wan Kenobi teaching me the force.

(53:45):
In reality, he's just a drunktrying to make me do the ship.
He can't be bothered doing. It'strue that one after those jokes,
I imagine Ozzie is going to bondbar me with the passive aggressive day ends
until like quit the show. Yeah, I mean, I, Scoop,

(54:06):
I thought that would give you alove. It's a little bit inside baseball,
but I thought that would like Scooplaugh a little bit. I mean,
don't. I'm just still disappointed thatRobbie's not reading reading off everything that
he got. I did. Imeant I when I said when I said
people sent me jokes, I metlike two people sent me jokes? Was

(54:29):
just two more, and I thoughtwe're going to send me I didn't mean
to say. I didn't mean tomake it sound like this crowd of viewers
that don't watch our videos now suddenlyhave sent us jokes Like that would be
a little that wouldn't make sense mathematically. Literally spent time trying to insult myself,
and Robbie didn't even take the time. I would have been like I

(54:55):
would have tweeted, you know,like, hey, motherfucker, is give
me some jokes. I'm sure youwould had you would have had them coming.
I don't know what it is.I just I'm better at making fun
of myself. Like look at thepromotional tweets for the show. It's just
not that I would ever run thataccount, but it's just me making fun

(55:15):
of myself. The way the waysomebody tweets from that account, it makes
it sound like I wrote the tweetsjust because they're always insulting Robbie. But
anyway, um, all right,well, Robbie, I mean, I
guess we'll call that bombing because somebodyhad the bomb. Yeah, well,

(55:37):
I mean most of us bombed.Nah. I was expecting to get slad
and I just got how can hebe black? To be fair, I
called you a maile older husband.Come on, no, no, you
didn't agree. I'm saying I expectedthe help that Robbie was getting was gonna

(56:00):
be like fire. That's what Iwanted. I want. I tried so
hard to write a black joke aboutyou, but I just really admitted something
to Robbie, just something scheming.The only joke I could come up with
was based off the Tom Brady roast. It's just that you're blacker than Randoms.

(56:23):
That doesn't really make sense because you'realso very, very white. All
right, But in the wake ofall of this, all right, so
I better set this up first.In the wake of all of this I
thought, after doing the Robbie roast, and Robbie gets roasted all the time.

(56:45):
As I say, my friend Chrislistens to the show I work with
him, and when I said tohim, this week we're doing the roast
of Robbie, and is like,so just a normal show, then you
know what I mean? Like itis, it is aready standard. But
like, as much as we shiton Robbie all the time, and I

(57:06):
do like to do this from timeto time to where I say, Robbie
is like probably as tough as theycome when it comes to the verbal bashing
and so like, it doesn't actuallyget to him unless you unless you bade
him with some Josh Allen shit orwhatever. You know. No, but
I thought, after Robbie getting roastedfor a while, I try and make

(57:29):
him feel better with something. SoI've got a two minute clip here.
This has been going around what wecall the dabble verse. It's a it's
a show by the name of theSteel Toe morning show and evening show sometimes
three times a week. But anyway, this guy used to be on radio
went to YouTube after he got firedfrom radio for being a misogynist against a

(57:54):
female radio host and he went,so he went to Twitch. She first
got kicked off Twitch for some reasonI don't know why. And then he
went to YouTube and he was allpuffed up and confident about himself. And
then a fellow by the name ofPatrick Melton Nobody Likes Onions discovered him and
got ahold of him. And I'ma big fan of Nobody Likes Onions And

(58:17):
I discovered him because of this Steeltoeshow because they hit my radar about eighteen
months ago and I was like,he's got suck, Like this is terrible.
And then I was looking for ashow that would be ripping on these
guys and it turned out to bePatrick Melton. And so anyway, over
the past twelve fifteen months, PatrickMelton has been dissecting this show. This

(58:44):
guy was hosting with his wife.About a month ago, his wife quit
the show because the internet trolling wastoo harsh. She couldn't take it anymore,
so she quit the show. Sothen another guy had to up his
workload. And this next thing happeneda few days ago. And I think

(59:13):
it's fun. I think it'll befun to check out after what Robbie just
had to deal with. Um oh, hang on, sorry my bad.
Uh all right, So let's checkthis out. So these guys are doing
a show and somebody they respect hitthem with a super chat saying that the

(59:37):
co host sucks. So on theleft, you've got Aaron im Holt,
the host of Steeltoy. On theright, you have Johnny Crutches, suffering
from MS and just trying to getby in life. For one fucking day,
you'd blow your brains up, hesaid the toilet paperlet paper. Oh

(59:58):
boy, I didn't quote the fuckingdrunk cat lover right, fuck me,
trunk cat lover hold on, yeah, checks out, Yeah, checks out.
I've had one stream where I passedout. We had to turn it
off. How many do we havewith him going crazy? Oh? I
don't know. We don't keep enough. Okay, I can't even speak straight
now. It's I really speak onit. Son. The floor is yours.

(01:00:22):
I'm just I'm sick of this shit. I'm working too much. I
have to do two DJ gigs nextweek. I found out last fucking week
I can't. And then people like, oh, you suck, well,
then you come fucking do this shitfor the amount of money I get,
for the amount of time I putin you suck. I don't get to
fucking sleep. Yeah, I mean, it's fucking Look. One thing I

(01:00:45):
definitely miss about radio is that youget to deal with, you know,
real people. There's certain lines.People don't cross them. They don't uh.
And I'm not pissed because Merci issaying I suck. I'm pissed because
I'm sick of the I suck comments. It's a fucking balloon that I've been
keeping shut and I'm saying, like, oh, you suck. You guys

(01:01:06):
don't fucking do this shit. Youdon't get up every day and do this.
You don't do the fucking shows herethen go home and prep the show
and do another show. Here's whatI Here's what I don't understand about.
And and I've I've had this talkwith April too, and I'll have this
talk with you, and I'll probablyhave this talk. I've had this talk
with Corey. I've had this talkwith everybody. If I'm pleased with your

(01:01:27):
performance, and certainly you know you'regoing to get you're getting more money now.
If I'm pleased with your performance,why does it matter what merch says?
For the most part, it doesn't. But then when someone pays five
dollars to make you say it,like that's the thing. I have subreddits,
yeah, and different websites and allthese things that not only talk about

(01:01:51):
the fact that I suck fucking cockall the time, that I'm fucking terrible,
right man up, I don't thinkeat and I get all that shit
all the time. And one dayyou're gonna snap too, buddy. My

(01:02:12):
first breaks and the other guy's justsitting there and he's like, yeah,
so he's like, ship, Igotta fucking I gotta float this boat.
Holy fuck, well what I loveabout it? And this way I wanted
to see some like some fresh eyesto see it because a lot of people
know how much of a douche thisguy on the left is are an imholt,
but like his friend, his friendis sitting next to me breaking down,

(01:02:37):
like just he's broken, and he'slike, I'm not getting paid enough
to do this ship. And thenthis guy proceeds to go, yeah,
you know, I get a lotof hate, like like there's this websites
dedicated to me. It's like,dude, he's melting down, like fucking
give him a break, Like,give him some love. This guy is

(01:03:00):
unbelievably bonkers on the left. Butyeah, is there a little bit,
No, we're done, We're cookedon that video. No, it's it
is amazing. His wife again,the guy on the left, his wife
quit the show literally like a monthago because of the internet hate. And

(01:03:22):
then his co host melts down andcries on air like live like it's so
uncomfortable. Why why do we haveto watch you cry? Like walk away?
But then you realize, dude's gotMS. It's a tough one.
Stuff wanted to get up and walkaway from when you've got MS. But

(01:03:43):
that's been the talk of the dabblefirst, yeah, scoop overall thoughts on
what just took place there. Yeah, I mean that was the big moment
for me. He was funny firstbroke and that he was just like yeah,
like like fucking butt head, huh. And then he's like, all

(01:04:06):
right, I gotta I've got apodcast. It's about to die, so
I guess I'll just uh, I'mjust gonna talk about this now. And
then uh, and then when theguy was talking about the balloon part,
now I can't remember exactly what hesaid, but I found that part funny
as well. But yeah, Ijust, like Robbie said, he takes

(01:04:29):
way bigger hits than that, itkeeps on running. So uh, come
on, at least you could payme five bucks to say those things.
Jesus Christ and and and the guythe guy broke down, right he you
said, he's he's right, Soyou know he's been taking hits, right.
You know it's not his first dayat the rodeo, So what the

(01:04:49):
fuck? Like what Maybe that wasthat moment, right like if Robbie let
out is let everything out, hemight die. Maybe that was that moment
for that guy you finally was justlike a fuck falling? Was it falling
down? Yeah, Douglas, I'msurprised you didn't just whip out an assault

(01:05:12):
rifle. Just go to town.Oh, Shane, all right, Shane,
you're trying to fucking wind me up. Come. This podcast is at
its best, showing clips of betterpodcasts. More of this or Shane,
Shane, don't don't make me.Don't make me, Shane, don't make
me. Yeah. Oh, abeautiful day out there in the boy,

(01:05:39):
Shane, have a great lie Likeit's like seventy degrees here and beautiful.
I hope you have a great day. Bud Josh Takeaways from Steel to Morning,
Shane. A guy did totally meltdown right there live. It's kind

(01:06:00):
of sad. But the other guy, like you said, it's the amazing
part was him just sucking rolling onlike I'm oblivious to what the is going
on here. Just I gotta keepthe show going, man. I don't
know it's it wasn't good. Sorry, I just got distracted, Shane.

(01:06:21):
Shane is back. Don't make youwhat, Ossie do a good job?
Oh he got me there. Ican't, no one can. I'll tell
better on you again, douches.It's actually good. That was That was

(01:06:44):
a swing at me for Yeah,that's good to ship to ship. We'll
played, We'll played. I gottagive it to you there, Shane.
Uh ross dog, I'll bring upa comment of yours. Stuck, Chris,
the Cubs sucked this year. It'snot four it mrobbly twenty sixteen though,

(01:07:08):
you never know. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah man. I'm
still mad about that because the Giantshad the World Series victory in ten twelve
fourteen, and now we were aboutto do it again and then fucking Cubs
and with the help of the catcherall have you know that banged my best

(01:07:29):
friend in spring? Was it notspring training? But you know the where
the where the youngins are playing andtrying to make the team and all that
in Arizona. The Cactus League.Yeah, the Cactus League. Gay a
girl, Robbie. I have friendsthat are girls. The girl she got

(01:07:51):
will was like a girl. GraceWilson contre It is twenty twenty four.
Yeah, Chris, do you haveany zinger is to throw the way of
steel Turky? I'm sorry, holdon one second. I'm glad you left
that window up in the hall.Yeah, I'm sorry. Someone's talking.
I couldn't hear you there. Staythat again. I'm sorry. Do you

(01:08:14):
have any zingers for steel time?I really don't mean you have a heart
on by saying the zingers. Itwas a sniper glare out there. Yeah.
Anytime you see a man just meltingdown and is hilarious. That's what
I think. Now, that's that'sgreat, Uh rust Dog our world's baseball

(01:08:38):
talk, Robbie, No, we'renot, uh robbi't bring it up either
way. I have proof now thatChris is not in Iowa, because the
glare from my head is shining throughhis windows. Yea. Then he's saying,

(01:08:58):
but there's no windows, all right, Rubbie, Rubbie would go one
last segment before we so on outtonight, and I want you to set
that up, and I'm I needto go for a piece, and that's
probably gonna be a good forty fiveseconds to a minute. Yeah, I
got it, I got it.So you sit this up and then I
can come back and we'll got Soyou're saying you're gonna do a live stream

(01:09:20):
during our live stream, So I'ma couple of credits away from getting the
associates. I have to take thestupid art class that accidentally signed up for
the wrong one, the harder ofthe two, which is always I'm bad

(01:09:41):
at art, like I'm terrible atart, worse than art than I am
coming up with jokes. So that'sreally saying something. And then already only
a couple of credits to get inassociates. It's like ninety So so there
there is this thing where you havethe assignment was you have to pick some

(01:10:04):
sort of painting you find on theinternet, and then the non abstract painting,
so something like like either something youthink of when you see like a
light, like a rendition of somebody'sface, like a George Washington oil painting,
or just recreating some scene, andthen you have to deconstruct it by
recreating the painting you saw using onlyrectangles. And so I'm looking, we

(01:10:32):
have to we have to post themin a group chat for some stupid reasons.
So I've worked seven hours, Ipost it. I see these other
people that have like this frameable art, and then you see me and it
looks like a retarded three year oldthrew some shit on a screen and submitted
it. And I'm thinking, thisis the worst thing anyone's ever come up

(01:10:54):
with in their entire life. Andthen I get I intentionally put off looking
at the grade because I was likeI was, I'm gonna be honest.
I was a little depressed this weekuntil like Wednesday, and I'm like,
you know, like if I seethis, maybe my breaking point, Like
I can't I put eight hours ofwork into this horrible thing. I don't
want to get a F and likefail this class. And then I got

(01:11:15):
an A. And it's so preposterousthat I got an A. It's almost
insulting because I feel like it's amake a wish a like he must be
like, I feel so bad.Yeah, I'm worried. That's the only
reason I got an a is becauseshe feels bad that someone could be so
bad at art yet put so muchtime into it, and so now we

(01:11:41):
just have to wait for Ozzie too. Did he die or something? Maybe
maybe she thinks maybe she sees agenius though in there, because I saw
this already and maybe you are Picasso'sjust pass or something rubbian obvious. Sitting
it for a while, I wasjust like, let's see how long you
can go see what he's got inhim? Uh, and then you eventually

(01:12:09):
he gave it, whereas was heI just want to just go back a
couple of chats here. I justwant to get to Shane, my daughter,
mama and I. We don't careabout your kids or your family.
Shane. Oh warm, I'm ina lot of pain, but a life

(01:12:34):
cool. Uh, glad you're warm? Yeah, trying to make people laugh,
struggling. Did Scoop block me onTwitter because he hates Seattle sports that
much hate? That's the only reason, Shane. That was it? That

(01:12:56):
was it. It was just theSeattle en or what? Uh? Chris,
you got any you got any responsesto no, you don't even response,
Shine Centers. Heck, everybody,it's gonna it's gonna be okay,

(01:13:18):
uh se we all die someday.Okay, I just want to make it
clear, Chris is it's a ChicagoBears themed Boh, they can't they can't
be that many. They can't bethat many and mos so just google it,

(01:13:41):
Google it, Shine. I guessthis will be my only appearance on
this show. Well, I guessI'll be joining the likes of beer drinking
Brian and uh Philly Rob shout rub. What's that guy in Tacoma? Tacoma?

(01:14:04):
Ben loves that guy. No,no, Jimmy Ray from Tampa bake
Sorry Jimmy Ray. Ben loves thatguy. Hey, I'm still dropping fucking
Ben mallon knowledge and all you gottado is die and you won't say anything
bad about you anymore. Yeah?Should I just die? Then? Yeah?
I guess. So maybe we're talkingmore Ben Mallard than ever before,

(01:14:28):
which that's in a weird way.It's funny who last week I forgot the
message you. He actually referred toyou as my friend for He's like,
oh, some guy was doing impersonations. He's like, oh, he was
doing impersonations like you must have gotinspiration from our friend and Australia because he
couldn't. I think he couldn't rememberif it was you, Ozzie momentum or

(01:14:49):
Ozzie was that's a fucking insult.That's but like the next time he mentions,
it'll be like, oh that assholeassy guy like he goes. He'll
mention you one month and he'll belike, oh, yeah, I really
like this guy, and the nexttime you mentioned you, he'll just be
shitting on you. It's like,I don't understand what's going on with that.

(01:15:11):
But to be quiet, Frank,I tried something with Mallatown. It
ran It's coolse I'll alwise love andrespect Benmella. I you know what I
mean. I'm gonna hate with Benmella. It's fun. But I mean like
he'll say, he'll be he'll saysomething nice about you, and then the
next month will be like, fuckthis guy, he's not in the Bennys.

(01:15:34):
And then the next month will belike, oh, the Ozzy guy,
he's he needs to call back again. He's been We are starting to
be like the fucking show itself rightnow. Off topic where are we have
left what we're looking for. We'rewaiting on it. Ozzie, come on,
we'll talk about your piper out.Will you up? And Robbie,

(01:16:00):
Robbie brought it up, and yeahI will. I will call it up,
your fucking beard, Robbie, youjust yeah, yeah, Oh my
god, oh my god. Scoop, Scoop, you've got the good video
editing software. Can you clip thatmoment of the show and slow it down

(01:16:23):
so that we see it go boom? We're talking Robbie's artwork. So Robbie,
now we're Yeah, I think it'sthat one. I can see it
before I share it. Yeah,it's all good. Uh So, Robbie,

(01:16:47):
the point you explained is you hadto make some art out of boxes
related to a rectangles related to apiece of art you were given. Correct,
No that we show that we Oh, you had to choose that piece
of art. Was this the makeupone from the other? Was this the
makeup art? No, because thatone was its own disaster. I would

(01:17:13):
love to show that fucking to makeup to the original of zero as well.
By the way, anyway, thereit is, so Robbie chose this,
yeah, as what he's gonna workoff of. We're happy with that.
We've seen that brilliant. Now let'suh see Robbie's final artwork. We

(01:17:41):
already and Robbie draw. Here wego? Yes me, no, No,
that look like Minecraft. We needsome like eight bit video game music

(01:18:01):
gone right now? Well, allI know is tris do do Do Do?
Do? Doom? Doom? Thattook eight hours, by the way,
eight hours? Yes, so letus holding a number two pencil if

(01:18:24):
I'm being generous, No, no, in all honesty, I do see
why you got an a. Youwere told to use rectangles. I honestly
think that deserves an eye here.What what do you hate about this?
Rubby? I think it's it's apretty good rendition for being rectangles to what

(01:18:46):
you were looking at, to whatmaybe I just maybe my self clothing and
leaped over into the academia. Idon't know. There we go. I
would give that an a plus ifthat music came with the fucking art.
Yeah. No, let me letme find what she she's like, Do

(01:19:11):
you have the Mortal Kombat? Becausewith the back day, they'd be like
finish here one second. Yeah,she said something similar to what you said.
All the guys just a sad Ohshould I be an a taj?
Is that what we're about to findout? That I should be a one

(01:19:34):
second? Just give me a second? One? What the hell happened to
another second? That'd be great?Robbie, did you pick this picture and
not a picture of a bucket ofKFC? It's pretty amazing, she said.
Person square Chicken said, what doyou think was missing in your process

(01:19:59):
to see the looking were going for? I think it looks fine, because
I had said I don't know.She just she was like, why do
you think it sucks? It's prettymuch what she was saying in different terms,
and I'm like, I don't know, it's probably I think it looks
terrible, but apparently we all thinkit looks better. Yeah, this is

(01:20:21):
actually kind and I guess after doingthe Robbie race, this is the Rubbie
build back up because to her,Yeah, when you sent this early,
I was like, I don't evenknow what his problem is with these And
I actually didn't even know the terms. The fact that you told me had
to be rectangles. He had touse that stupid Google Create, So like

(01:20:44):
if you use that app layer andjust imagine using squares or not squares rectangles,
so like every time I put adifferent colored rectangle it had to like
it was just drag and drop withthe mouse. There was no easy way
to ratio it. So yeah,it was I thought it was atrocious.
But I also was hoping like maybeif I put in it took me this

(01:21:04):
long, they'll feel sorry for me. But yeah, when you brought this
off of something like the Wicked Roast, I thought you were talking about the
piper One. Can you send thepicture of the piper one? Yeah?
Yeah, I said, then wecan really talk about your out way,
because honestly, that was good.Chris. What were your thoughts? Do

(01:21:27):
you disagree with us? A?First of all, Robbie, I don't
think it was that bad. Again, I figured that you'd paint like a
picture of like a NW Josh Allenholding some food. But you no,
you're you're onto something. I wouldget money for that. I won't wrote

(01:21:48):
to you right now on this.I'll say that you you I think you're
you're you're onto something. Keep atit. You'll be okay. Uh,
you're not Bob Rossy It. Itwasn't happy. Can I I'm sitting on

(01:22:08):
a joke? Can I get myjoke out. It's now gonna bomb because
I mean fucking sitting on that.But Robbie hopes Josh Allen is a rectangle
because he would love a square pegginga round hole. Thank you? Can
you can you put the photo backup there again? I'm doing something else

(01:22:30):
now, No, just just throwit up there. You requested something,
Oh yeah, I'm gonna yeah,I'm just working on something, working on
something like that. The guy Brooklynwith the oversized coat, and I got
some watches for you. Yeah,so you want Robbie's a a artwork back

(01:22:57):
up. I've sorted out the othersituation. Uh so can this situation?
So you want his? I?Uh, what is it? That one?
That's the next one? No,that's not today though. There it
is boom ship Robbie. That bitright there of the song of the Mortal

(01:23:40):
Dum Doom Doom, Doom doom doomboom boom, that is phenomenal. Yeah,
I mean it does look like abaseball scene. It also does look
like that the guy in red isdecapitating the other guys hanial Like without that
original picture, I would have thought, oh, this man is cutting the
other guy's head off with some kindof sword and I'm going to go back.

(01:24:04):
Yeah, that's right. It's likehis head is flying off. Let's
go back to it. Now,that's what I love about it. Put
the game black. I don't evenknow how to describe its happening. Silence
of the lambs. That's the bestI can do for to try to get
the umpire into the picture. WasNo, I love it. Like again,

(01:24:30):
I think you've done the right jobin terms of the task. It's
got to be rectangles and all that. But no, Chris and des Mind
brings up a great point is Ithink it also encapsulates your psyche and personality
a little bit. Is that you'vegot that baseball bat clipping that catcher and
the shoulder because I'm sure he talkssome ship to you on the way up,

(01:24:51):
Like look at this tubby piece ofship, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, I like Chrisand Desmind's angle, But you have
the the original photo for comparison,so I think that's gone. Actually,
now, off of it right therethere it is bang. Yeah, I

(01:25:16):
think he did good with the umpire. But it looks it actually, it
actually looks more. It looks morecreepy on the original than Yeah, I
just actually looks the way he's pokingout, the way he's poking out like
that. Where is the umpire's hands. Robbie actually made this picture less creepy.

(01:25:40):
That's I think that's why he's Butno, Robbie, this next one,
because this is the one I didwant to laugh at. So what
we just showed that wasn't the makeupfor this other one because you had to.
You had to fix this other pieceof artwork, didn't you. But
yeah, do you want to givesome background to what the first project of

(01:26:03):
the of the class was. Youhad to take the card stock like a
thick paper. Oh, I'm gladyou up. I mean, I know
there's usually a cough button, butwhat the fuck do we do for that?

(01:26:25):
Like us light and shadow to playoff of the abstract forms of the
paper you come up with. AndI was put it off all day.
I was sick too, and Iwas like, oh, ship, I
need to come up with something soI can at least get an ask and
redo it. And it was sobad. I was worried she's gonna be
like, you didn't take this seriously, I'm not letting you redo it.

(01:26:48):
It was that it was. Imean, people with no arms and no
legs could have put something better togetherwith this. Wow. Okay, yeah,
sorry, I'm taking a little bitof time because I accidentally right clicked

(01:27:08):
instead of so left clicked. No, right clicked instead of left click.
Anyway, By the way, RossDog's broken spirit, I have noticed that
you're complaining in the chat, butyou've not written a single joke funnier than
any of mine. So, uh, where are were there? It is

(01:27:30):
all right? So abstract shadows paperand you left it all day and this
is what he presented. Now,Robbie, how long did that take you
to put together? Five minutes?That seems long. I know I'm bad

(01:28:00):
at art, Like even my badstuff takes a long time. He folded
three pieces of paper in half andthen place them separately on the table.
That's the worst fucking paper airplane I'veever seen him out. You know,
after Robbie dies, this is gonnabe worth thousands of dollars. Didn't man

(01:28:24):
go wasn't he like broke or whatever? But no, shit's yeah, well
he's broke and killed himself, sothere's that. Yeah, well it'll be
worth a thousand dollars because thousands ofdollars because it'll have blood on it,
because death by a thousand paper cuts. Si, Robbie, you hey,
still better than your jokes, Rostockthan jokes. So just lop off a

(01:28:47):
knee cap or something that you havetwo of and then die and then this
sh it's gonna take off. That'sright. That would look better with bloodstain.
Lad, I'm not gonna lie akind of splatter it was. You
should have messaged me before and Iwould have said, just running across your

(01:29:10):
neck, produce some blood. Yeah, hold on, you got had you
go on your make up of thatone, ro because I believe you were
told to. I forgot to wearin the makeup, so that one you
filed that one? Yeah, itwas like the first. It was only

(01:29:31):
worth ten points. So I'm trying. What are you doing that? You're
so busy you can't get your projectsin on time? What what exubstensial dread
is? Wow? Four? Howmany times have we hit four syllables in

(01:29:53):
this podcast history? Exus big words? That's a good point. What the
fuck is going on with my isthat working? It's hard on? You
got excited? There's nothing to bealarmed about. Oh, Bob, what

(01:30:16):
Bobby is here? Hey, BOBBYEis that a home star Runner something that
says, Yeah, I don't knowwhat that is. He's trying to fuck
with me, Bobby. I likeyou, but they make me not like
you. Star Runner. Yeah,that's a that's an eight bit uh game?
Or yeah, I think or abit trip Runner, one of those

(01:30:40):
things. They were talking about thequality of his art basically, Yeah,
well, Shane's string a good messagesjust ended. Yeah, you should learn
to host a proper podcast. Youcan't. I love how he actually ends
up using the comma and then stillmakes it spelling. You shouldn't be capitalized.

(01:31:02):
Nice one, Robbie. If you'reon it, I'm Robbie. Can't
draw the bucket. He gets hypnotizedby the chicken inside, no idea what
the bucket looks like? Wow,Shane, there's layers. I'm not fucking
peeling this onion. I will nowbe known as Chris from an undetermined location,

(01:31:29):
formally from das Mooints. This isa queen sized bed here, Chris.
I've got room in Ukraine so Iwould feel safer there. Ross Dog's
broke. You just had to explainit to me. The joke. No,
I don't think I ever explained thejoke. I explained that you're a
fucking idiot. That's what I explained. Shane is giving us more boring information.

(01:31:55):
I need a new laptop. Thescreen isn't big enough. Yeah,
big enough to fit Robbie in.Or is that not the laptop's fault?
M hm. Rostov loved it.The only thing Robbie knows about planes is

(01:32:19):
how to swadd them from atop theEmpire states was good? There you go,
Shane. Good job you turned itaround. Shane, you turned it
around. You know what? Videofootage of you saying that, and just

(01:32:43):
loop that ship And every morning whenhe wakes up, he's gonna look at
the mirror. He's gonna look atyou see that. Shane. Keep throwing
the spaghetti against the wall, andI hope something hits eventually. Well does
a rock up? But good mighthave been my coldest joke of the day.
And ros Dog's brokers. No way, your jokes are better than my

(01:33:10):
Mariner's jokes? Are you? Areyou going with the fact that any talk
of the Mariners as a joke,because all you do is just say Mariner's
names and players and whatever. Anywaywe like if Ross Dog except terms McGirk

(01:33:30):
had some allegations a few weeks back. A few weeks back rosstalk. I
don't know if you want to addressthose allegations in the chat, but anyway,
we'll move on. Hello, Shane'sback. We're gonna Shane says,
every comment read to you. Doesanyone else think is that Loraina Lorna Loraina's

(01:33:59):
Queen of Heart segment on the BenMall Show fucking is the one we shouldn't
have read. It reminds me ofthe day Aussie told Queen rock Sanne,
this is why mannite women on yousaid that? When I think that was

(01:34:21):
in the Mallettown diceed to be totallyhonest? Where was I? I want
to remember that one I you willprobably I don't doubt you were there to
be totally frank. He also saysshe sucks, which all right. I
think she's Yeah, She's just both. Just like there's certain things you don't

(01:34:45):
want to mess with, like don'tsay Tom Brady's roast is bad, or
she'll probably kill you like she didMatt to race Man, who blocked her
because she went off on him.I just lo Robbie stopped and I was
like, no, no, here'syour news. Use No, I do
like she's one of my favorite people. But he also terrifies me. Guys,

(01:35:12):
I'm fucking excited. I'm really excited. Well, actually, I'll just
help Shane clarify. I meant Lorainasucks. So yeah, he didn't mean
rocks and sucks. He meant Lorenosucks. So that's I'm happy to clarify
that. No, Rocks doesn't.I love Rocks. I do genuinely love
Rocks, but I am the reasonRocks is gone. I was maybe a
bit of a dickhead and I couldhave handled that better. But your first

(01:35:36):
message, certainly that of that changecertainly caught the ball rolling, but it
was gonna happen eventually. Yeah.Yeah, anyway, anyway, I know
this is what excited me. JakeHusden liked and shard. Yeah, you
guys don't know him. I mean, most people don't know me. But

(01:35:58):
Jake might be more more mentally damagedthan Shane, so that is no.
But honestly, more people know whoJake. His name is Jake Hudson,
but it's Husden as you can seethere. But no, Jake is more
people know who Jake Hudson is thanthey know who we are. I'll tell

(01:36:19):
you that right now, other thanpeople knowing as being callers to The Ben
Mal Show. Like I'm sure thelistenership of the Ben Mal Show probably knows
us, but they don't listen toour podcast, I guess at the point
anyway, it's great to see Jakeis here. Thank you, Jake.
We'll get Jake on sometime. ActuallyJake's forehead. Usually Jake is laying back

(01:36:40):
and it's just on his forehead whenhe live streams. But we'll get Jake
on one day. We can allhave a chat. You had Hughesy on
four times before he had me on. By the way, what's Le's up
with that? Come on, he'sfunny, man, he is. No,
he is funny. He sounds likea muppet the training to sound Irish
that he's He does have a weirdIrish accent. I will give you that.

(01:37:05):
When I first first met Hughsey,I was like, yeah, he's
Irish, but it's not your typicalIrish. No, he sounds like one
of us trying to do an Irishimpression exactly. That's what I feel like,
man. No, one. He'sfunny, he does good impressions.
He's a funny guy, like he'son Get My Go. In fact,

(01:37:28):
he him in the early days ofGet My Go is what get got Get
My Go going in terms of howfunny he was and people got into it
and then you know, like itbecame the five of us that do it
now that all got on board.But Hughes he had a lot to do
with the takeoff of Get My Gointo Obviously it's not a huge show,

(01:37:50):
but it's it's got a decent followingand I've sold a couple of shirts because
I get my Goal and and youknow, we've got a few subscribers on
this channel and and the podcast becauseagain My Go. So Hre's he had
a lot to do with that.Mike Durban probably had the most to do
with that in terms of his production. But yeah, no, Hugh's he's

(01:38:13):
a funny. He's genuinely funny guy. A lot of people don't get him.
Very very dry at times and deliberatelybombs sometimes just to get the reaction,
which I do genuinely enjoy. Ilove when he says the name Nupeter
Luango. Yeah, yeah, weShane is back. Not possible to be

(01:38:38):
more mentally damaged than me. Ona related note, Chris, are we
hanging out today? Come on?Chris looked like Kevin James, right,
Yes he did. He looks likethat's what happened night. It's Kevin James.

(01:38:59):
You got that Kevin Jens his look. Brother. Yeah, I'm gonna
be at work. I'm finishing upmy two weeks at my current job,
so gonna be unavailable. But again, Shane Chicago bears things. Probably he
said this. He said this onthe show, so I don't feel bad
about repeating this. You already saidthis, Chris. He's doing the motion

(01:39:24):
that shows what Sane's gonna do himlater, Swing boy, I pick up
Big Greg on your way to Shanebecause his joke sucks. Actually, Chris,
that's what you need to do,you know what, Chris, Team
up with Shane. Team up withShane because you're gonna need a couple of
people gouging away for a while.Yeah, I'm going to Greg, Big

(01:39:47):
Greg if you have an extra roomavailable from wherever and I are. Where
you're at, well, Big Gregis sleeping three of them, so yeah,
think about it. You hide behindBig Greg. Think how long it
will take Shane to get around breath. Sorry, Justin just made me laugh
because I read the comment and thenI looked at Robbie. Why is Robbie

(01:40:12):
wearing a cone like a dog?Look yourself, brother, and he's like
thinking into a shirt more as theshow goes. I don't get it,
Like, Justin, you're the mostpathetic person I've ever met. But that
was so funny. Or another comparison. You know those old like on a

(01:40:34):
ship, those those pipes, youknow what I'm talking about. He's like
coming up and stuck in there.He's like, I need to go back
to the focus on my exploding whale. Do you know what? I love?
Robbie like sat through the RoCE andall that, and then Justin hit

(01:40:57):
that bang out and he immediately tookit off. So great what I justin?
Justin? Again, Shane, thew W n b A is only
around because of affirmative action over Justin. Uh huh, that's not funny.

(01:41:19):
That's I just scrolled down and sawJustin. I was like another one.
I mean, you made out withyou. It makes out with the laste,
No cha, pussies. I leftmy number in here and not one

(01:41:40):
of you has the balls to messageme your hate l O L. I
mean technically I like stream. Ilike well a First of all, Shane,
no hate, no hate here.I fucking love you. You're one
of my favorite people, first ofall, so I wouldn't mess it.
I wouldn't message you any height inthe first place. The second of all,

(01:42:02):
a live stream at every single week, like what do I need to
taxt it to you? Former?Yeah? And also you know the how
much it's going to cost me totext you that your dumb count You know
what I mean? Why would Ido that? Why would I do that?
I want to know what this paintingis behind Chris on the wall?

(01:42:26):
Is this like your cat? It'smoney python ow hold? Yeah, I
reckonize that, sweet. I thoughtit was maybe some captives you were just

(01:42:46):
like evidence. It's just a tendollars poster I keep in my living room.
Nice. Nice Robbie pointing at hiswatch, it's curly feeding time.

(01:43:10):
Thank you very much. I thinkRobbie does want to go, and we've
gone way longer than I thought.It is Mother's Day tomorrow and I do
have responsibilities, but I love youtoo. You can't seriously, this has
been a lot of fun today listening. I need that laughter. Hey,
glad, we can make you laugh, Shane. There you go, positive

(01:43:30):
note, on a positive note,anything that keeps the shotgun ound of your
mouth, sham. We are happyto help. So I'm glad we could
be here for you. All right, Josh, you'll be back in a
minute. It would be kind offunny if we all and it just laugh
just came back, and that wouldactually be genuinally funny. That would all

(01:43:51):
right. Let's do our plugs reallyquick, Chris plugs go click. You
can find me on the X atat my Twitter handle is actually my name,
it's at Chris Bactrum. You canfind me on like I said,
an X and that's about Jesus allI have for socials. So so Chicago

(01:44:11):
thing pub Shane, and his nameis Chris backstrom Y if you want to,
if you wanted to clear that out, I will be posting some photos
of the new bar here in theupcoming weeks and then you can make fun
of me for being a Bears fanand working at a Bear's bar and all
that. I'll have it. Hey, dude, I know judgment here Bears
named love him to you as welike to say, just Josh, we

(01:44:35):
were going to try and punk you, like we're all gonna quickly drop out
before you go back, So youjust come back. I guess I actually
don't think I can leave the streamwithout an ending. I don't know,
I've never tried it before. Butyou could have just put yourself off the
Yeah yeah, you guys, allright, Josh hit us with you plugs.

(01:45:01):
You can get me on X andJO. Other than that, that's
that's what Christian said. You seeingyou can get me on Yeah, get
me in Iowa. Now, Usuallywhat Chris says is to the women,
he says, I can get youon X. Yeah. Yeah. I

(01:45:24):
said, hey, I'm a contributoron a podcast. Literally thirteen single men
are watching at the red this moment. I thought, you're going to bitch
about not being invited on before again, and I was like, let it
go, man, Scoop, Yesyou can find me on Twitter fuck X

(01:45:55):
Jesse Green, j E. S. S c c r E A N.
Buck poutin Buck, Belarus. Iwas with you to an extent,
Scoop about the Twitter X thing.But I did realize that I remember when
the WW flops they lawsuit to theWorld Wildlife Fund, and they had to

(01:46:17):
change to w w A and nowWWF. WWF sounds weird to me now
because it's been ww A for liketwenty three years. Still WWF, I
remember WWF so well. Yeah,I mean, but you guys don't really
watch it. I do, soI guess that might be a difference anyway,

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Robbie. And it's not a particlething or anything like that. I
just I'm just lazy. I don'twant to have to say a new thing.
I look, at the end ofthe day, I'm happy to say
fuck Elon Musk. He's such athink she's one of the like cool kids.
I was like, I mean,yeah, he doesn't control YouTube,

(01:47:00):
and I'm pretty sure YouTube hates him. Nobody controls the satellites to go around
anyway. He's got to shut downthe eight people watching this, Robbie.
Yeah, you from thirteen to he'spetty enough, He's mulso like him.
He's he strikes as the person pettyenough. If he saw this and saw

(01:47:21):
that, he would he would justcancel the threat. You do like him?
What you do like him? Don'tyou know? I have never said
I didn't I know, but that'sthe thing. He got a horn for
him. Now, no, there'she's not on the Josh Allen Well.
But like what annoys me is peoplelike you get all fucking horned up for

(01:47:45):
you long Musk because he tweets outsomething that's like maybe maybe like mildly amusing,
and people go, that's so hilarious, and they say it's so hilarious
because he's a fucking nerd billionaire andnerd billionaires shouldn't say anything funny, and
then gets way more credit for somethingthat's not really that funny. It's true.

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I just thought he had balls whenhe decided to try going on Saturday
Night Live. I was like,dude, you this could go really bad,
really fast for you. And eventhough obviously he has the personality of
a fucking tomato, he still didhalf decent for what I mean, I
would not have expected him to temptsomething like that, like something live,

(01:48:28):
something that you know what I mean, Like, he's not a fucking comedian,
What the fuck are you doing there? So that's the only thing I
really fair. Clinton wants hosted,so anyone can host. Yeah, but
he probably yeah, dumped the fire. Four more years pass anyway, Robbie

(01:48:48):
Plucks at Mariner Robbie on Twitter andyou can find us at the Greatest at
slash Twitter. Use their name fora podcast that the world has ever created,
ever seen, did not come fromme because it's at USA. You

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can tell by the way it's greatthat I have to actually look down and
read it because it's so great.I can't remember pod U s A of
a US POD. Yeah, soUS the United States of America of Australia

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POT or United States and Australia ofAustralia pod. Look, well, yeah,
before we go, Before we go, Shane Elon is just douche enough
to be on this podcast, yes, and we are just poor enough for

(01:49:54):
him not to join us. RostoBroken Spirit. Final comment of the show,
Elon Musk is far better than theninety That is crazy. Ninety four
people watch it. We possibly haveninety four views at this point. I

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don't know. Maybe that'd be great. YouTube dot Com Slash get my Go.
We've got a little teaser clip outat the moment. I'm not a
teaser clip, it's just a cliptalking about the Shawn Ross Sap Billy Barty
feud. But episode ninety five,I think the number is is coming and

(01:50:36):
I farmed all the clips for thatepisode. And yeah, we got back
to Johnny podcasting for the first timein a while, the original target of
Get My Go. We're back talkingabout Johnny podcasting. So yeah, YouTube
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make the ultimate decision. Do it, write it, see if YouTube.
Let's say it anyway. Yeah,I am talking to Mike Durban about possibly
making this logo. The whole logois not on the screen anyway, but
the United States of Australia logo.I'm talking to Mike Derman about possibly making

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that a shirt on the proressing testore for Mike Deerman pressingts dot com slash
Mike Durmand. But for the moment, you can get it at that Sussi
T shirt because on Twitter or XI am at that Sussy Guy. Just
imagine that Ossie Guy and put itas whether he should be we'll catch you
next time on you know the Statesof Australia. Why do you have to

(01:52:03):
show that hang on? Uh?Why? Why? Why let me let
me just no? No, no, that's even worse than ripman's head.

(01:52:23):
Cigarette out right there? What thathang on? N chop it you poor
chop. It does look like atrampoline. No, it looks like a
slommy that someone pulled off of apizza. Isn't it a trampoline? Like
hell Racer before Hell Racer? Lookat the staples man? What the fuck,

(01:52:45):
dude? Like, where where didhe get No? Man, where
did he get that done at?It's not artwork, dude. It looks
like a cell like was the surgeonor something. We're just some spider like
fucking thing from I didn't know Walmarthad elect you could. We'll go into

(01:53:11):
Walmart and have surgery. Right?Can you hold that back out right next
to the photo? It's right nextto the family photo. Fucking thing.
I was just talking. I wasjust talking backstage for like a minute and
a half. What I love aboutit is it looks like they just kind
of peace out of his head,flipped it the other way and then back

(01:53:32):
down. You know what I mean. Oh my god, I love your
rib man. What the yah,dude? You can see it literally is
insane in the membrane. Yeah,go, bless go, bless you for
your the bottomy where they put thehose at many shopper to shop starting Jason Stum