October 22, 2025 • 40 mins
Is it tacky to order a pizza at a wedding or would you feel justified? We debate this hot topic along with an AITAH about drunk friend relationship responsibilities, can you be a porch pirate if it’s your porch, and Dan makes an eye-opening confession about his Instagram algorithm. It’s another can’t miss episode of Unsolicited.
Hot takes, bold opinions, and wild stories. Laugh and cringe with Rebekah Black and Dan O'Malley as they say what needs to be said, even if no one asked. We react to, comment on, and laugh at wild stories from Reddit, the news, surveys and polls, and our personal lives. No relationship is off limits.
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Hot takes, bold opinions, and wild stories. Laugh and cringe with Rebekah Black and Dan O'Malley as they say what needs to be said, even if no one asked. We react to, comment on, and laugh at wild stories from Reddit, the news, surveys and polls, and our personal lives. No relationship is off limits.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You didn't ask for it, but you need to hear it.
Hot takes on a wild wedding drunk friends and pirates.
We're going to say. We're going to say what needs
to be said, even if no one.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Asked, like pirates really.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh yeah, pirates. Baby. She is Rebecca Black. I'm Daniel Maley,
and this is unsolicited. Pirates are coming up today. But first, Rebecca,
it is time to choose your fighter. Okay, the wedding
guest versus the bride.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh lord, have mercy. It's always the bride, all right,
stop the conversation over. It's the bride.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Let's see A angry wedding guest infuriated the bride after
ordering pizza to the reception, but insists the TACKI move
was reasonable.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The audacity of people I so aware.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So you're sticking with the bride.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Sticking with the bride.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I have told you everything I know of this story
so far. So we are even okay, I know I
choose the wedding guest here, stop it. Oh we're going
this is going to be like Mortal Kombat unsolicited style.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm sorry, hold on, because your wife is a wedding planner.
I feel like your wife would lose her mind if
somebody showed up to the wedding reception with a freaking pizza.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, it depends, because if my wife told them from
the get go that their timeline didn't match up with
what guest would want, and they didn't listen to her,
then that's going to be their fault. Also, I didn't
show her the story because I didn't want to know
what she thought in case she thought I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You didn't want to start a fight at home. I
get it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'll let it be later when this episode comes out,
and then.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
She can yell, let me feel okay, perfect if.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's the case.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
A bride in the UK ripped into her starved wedding
guest who ordered a pizza at the reception, but viewers
are divided over the controversial move. The ludicrous story came
to light via a video by a TikToker named Lisa,
who frequently shares stories sent by your fans. The question
is am I wrong for ordering a pizza to a
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wedding after we were not fed for eight hours?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh that's a long time to go without food.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
According to the viral video, the incident occurred at a
wedding in York, which reportedly did not provide anything substantial
for guests, despite running from twelve pm to eight pm.
There were photos, drinks, and more photos with no food inside,
according to Lisa, So when it got to eight pm,
she was absolutely struggling on account of not having eaten
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since breakfast. No food had been served other than a
few tiny kennipees which disappeared instantly, and this guest started
to get angry.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I mean, she could have just left, Like, there's no
requirement to be at the wedding for eight hours, And
I assume the invitation had like a schedule of the
events that are going to be happening.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. It just depends on
the wedding and.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It both are at falls.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Heard the clip, the guest and her friend decided to
order a pizza and have it delivered sneakily to the venue,
so they tried to be sneaky about it. When it
arrived at the covert crust munchers, thank you to your post,
looked outside, slipped outside to grab the pie, and then
shared it among other guests who were also suffering from
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the nuptial munchies. Words about the group surreptitious slice snacking
quietly quickly spread until it reached the bride, who was
reportedly furious. She labeled the pizza party tacky and embarrassing,
and said that if the friend had just been patient,
food would have arrived in the next thirty minutes. So, now,
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how do you feel? Are you team bride or team
wedding guest?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I think I'm is it possible to be in the
middle on this?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, there is no in the middle. This is unsolicited.
Everything is black and white. If I can't be in
the middle where I normally am, then you can't either.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, fine, I appreciate that the guests were at least
trying to hide it. At least that's what it sounds
like to me. So I'm like, did the bride actually
see this happening or did she just hear about it?
If she just heard about it, well, then who freaking cares?
Shut up and go on about your wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
She heard about it and then she saw it, Okay,
but then she.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
But I'm guessing she had to go about it find it.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, Well, she heard about it and then she investigated
and discovered.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right, I just don't it doesn't sound to me as
if the guests like brought it to the table and
were like open with the pizza box and then just
chowing down in front of everyone at the reception. I
think if they had done that, then I would be
more inclined to be on the bride side here. But also,
what a crappy bride that you didn't feed your guests.
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I mean, I'm sorry. If you want people to be
there for eight hours and show you love and support
in your time to shine, you gotta feed them.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Amen's sister. Here's to me one of the great divides
when it comes to weddings. And this isn't because my
wife is a professional wedding planner, although she's damn good
at it. This is a belief that I held long ago,
and it's one that my wife and I share so
much so that when it came time for our wedding,
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which she did plan in five months from ground up
on her family's property. You have to decide for a
wedding do you want it to be all about you
or are you going to consider your guests. All the
weddings I've ever been to, there's two types of weddings.
The one that's either all about you that's getting married,
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or one that's all about the guests. We did the
guest's wedding and we still have excellent stories about people
that were there and they absolutely loved it. I've been
to the weddings where it's all about the wedding bride
and it's all the story is that I love to
share because I survived them and they were awful.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I like, I just wanted my wedding to be
fun and I wanted everybody to have a good time.
And I think if you go into that type of
situation wanting everybody to have a good time, no problems,
you'll have no problems.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But yeah, I know I was all bride on this
and normally, yes, I am always going to be in
the bride's corner, but this might be the exception to
the rule. Like again, you can you can't leave anybody
starting for six to eight hours without telling them prior
that they're gonna have to wait this long for food.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, one of the worst weddings I've ever been to.
See foreshadowing from earlier. One of the worst weddings I
ever went to was a dry wedding.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh mine was a dry wedding. My parents don't drink.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Thank you for not inviting me.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We still had fun though, well a few.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Uh so. The worst wedding I went to was a
dry wedding, not just because it was dry, but because
of other factors. Number One, it was extremely religious focused,
which is great for the couple. It's great for their
family because that's what they believe. However, not all of
your guests are going to be that right. That was
just one thing that was small on the things, but
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it set the tone for the day correct. The wedding
was also in the middle of the afternoon. It was
basically from two to six pm.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I hate an afternoon wedding like that. It's such an
awkward time because you don't know are you supposed to
eat lunch or are you supposed to wait and have dinner.
It's a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And all they served food wise, was a cheese and
crackers station and a chocolate fountain.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, that's not enough.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It wasn't lunch, it wasn't dinner. Somewhat in their defense,
it was in the middle of the afternoon. The problem though,
it's in the middle of the afternoon and this guy
is used a happy hour right thing, if.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You're drinking, do you really want your guests to be
super slow because they haven't had enough food in their stomach.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And for them it was also a religious thing. They
didn't want drinking at the wedding. Also, no dancing.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh my, what are you supposed to do at this point?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
This was the ultra Baptist wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What do you I mean again, what do you do?
Just sit and talk to people? How boring is.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That it was two to six pm on a Saturday afternoon,
and it might have been a Sunday, I can't remember
a long time ago. And it was at one venue
that the church ran, and so they had the ceremony
right there, and then you left the ceremony room so
they could turn it over into the reception room. And
so that would that would be typically where you'd go
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for like a little cocktail hour, you know, right, or
dervs And no, instead you got the you got the
string quartet.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Okay, so she got a little entertainment.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You got a little bit of music. But that's it.
And it's not like they were doing and he led
zeppelin solos those things, you know, there were no flying
v solos on the viola that day, So you stood
around while they turned the room over. Then you went
back into the room for the reception where that's where
the cheese and cracker station was, along with the chocolate funtain.
So no drinking, no dancing, and a lot of Jesus.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That is the saddest wedding I think I've ever heard,
and I lived it, and you're like, I live to
tell about it.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's right, that's right, and this is why it's important
if you're going to get married. These are things you
need to consider. The first thing is is is the
wedding about you? Or is the wedding about trying to
make it fun for everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I will say, like I told you earlier, I had
a dry wedding. I get it. It's not everybody's cup
of tea. I will. My parents just didn't want to
pay for it. It's so expensive. Weddings are stupid expensive anyway,
and we'd already spent a whole heck of a lot
of money. And my mom was just like, I would
rather have good food, So at least we.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Had that, and that's fine. At least at least your
wedding had actual sustenance.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yes, yeah, like there was plenty to eat. I'm like,
nobody went hungry at my wedding, so I am thankful
for that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah. Meanwhile, the one I went to, it was basically
just sad.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't understand. If you're only gonna do like the
wedding and then just have like I don't know, cake
and punch after, why make it from two to six?
That's entirely too long, Like ceremony thirty minutes, reception, our
tops done.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I kind of think that's just the time they had
the venue rented. So I think that maybe they expected
people to leave well before six pm, and I did.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, I would have too, I would have bounced real
quick after that. We did, Yes, Yeah, because like what's
the point. Why stay longer than you have to in
that situation? Yeah, so quartet gonna play your jam? I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, unless that violin's about to be set on fire,
I'm out. And you know how that violin would get
set on fire with booze you with some good old
fashioned whiskey.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I just thought maybe you'd be bored, and I'm like,
I'm a lot of match.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I might have done that too, but that's probably the
good reason why there wasn't booze at that wedding. Yeah,
we are back to unsolicited. We are going to go
from no booze to too much booze today on unsolicited.
This week's am I the a hole? Am I the
a hole? For not comforting my drunk friend?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I need their definition of comforting before I judge.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I am. I'm very glad you asked. So. The subject
of this am I the a hole? Is a thirty
two year old man. So for his birthday, we had
some food and he wanted to get drunk. Okay, he
had some beat boxes and then he said he wasn't
feeling well. Remember last week when we were talking about
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the new definitions for the new words in the dictionary. Yeah,
I don't know what the beatbox is.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I don't either. I was gonna ask you for.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
The sake of the conversation here. I'm just assuming it
was shots of some type.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay. Is that what the kids are calling at these days? Beatboxes?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Maybe? Because in the context clues it says he had
some beat boxes and then he said he wasn't feeling well. Okay,
I could easily replace that with Irish car bombs. And
we're back on the same page.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He went to the bathroom, and after a few minutes
I went to check on him and he was lying
down on the bathroom floor face up. I asked him
if he was okay, and he said, he's okay, just drunk.
So I went to get him some water, came back
and handed him the water. After he drank some, he
threw up. I saw it, and I instantly went to
my room. Personally, I just hate seeing throw up. It
grosses me out bad and the smell. So yeah, I
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went to my room and just let him do that
and then checked on him again after a while.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Okay, When I went to go check.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
On him, he was in his room, lying down on
the bed, and I was like, what the hell you're
going to bed already?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I thought we were gonna still party.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah. Yeah, we hadn't even left the house yet. And
he was very upset with me because I left to
my room when he was throwing up. I was confused
at first, like, why do I have to be there
watching you throw up? I agreed, and he said, well,
you could have rubbed my back and comforted me while
I was throwing up.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
No, you're not a significant other, you don't get that
type of treatment.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Thank you. When you are throwing up. There are only
two people that will comfort you when that happens. Correct,
Maybe your spouse yep, and if you're a girl puking,
one of your girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Right, and maybe your mom like when you were younger
or something.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Maybe that yeah, which would be another female.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
As a man, as this guy is thirty two, I
do not want my buddies coming into the bathroom while
I'm throwing up and rubbing my back. It's gonna be okay, Bro,
I got you.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You got this, man, you got it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, you just get that out of there, You get
those you get those dirty demons out, and we'll go
drink some more.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Let me wipe your face, bro.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, all right, I'm holding your hair. No man, no man,
No heterosexual man has ever told his heterosexual buddy, let
me hold your hair while you throw up. It's not
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's not no no.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Uh So they go on to say, here me personally,
I never really cared about anyone comforting me while I
threw up. If anything, I feel bad for people who
watch me throw up. However, it was a nice thing
to do for when people did comfort me, and I
just didn't feel bad, nor did I feel like it
was necessary in this case. Yeah, yeah, I explained to him, Well,
it wasn't my instinct to want to stand around and
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pat his back while he threw up, and and how
seeing puke grosses me out and stuff, and he started
bringing up how he comforted me when I threw up
when we were younger, and that I made him feel
disgusting for running to the bathroom so fast. And it's
just birthday and I should have tried to at least
to comfort him on his special day. And it just
would have been a nice thing to do as a
friend for his birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Okay, but not everybody has the same level of tolerance
for vomit. Very great, How do you not know that.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I can watch you throw up all day?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I can't. I'm out the moment, the moment I hear
a hood or see it, smell it, hear it, I'm out.
I do not do vomit my own husband. He has puked,
and I will walk in there and I'll poke him
with the stick to make sure he's alive, and then
I'm back out.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You've done your marital duties.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes, yes, I'm like I will go get you ginger
ale all day in the saltine crackers. But I'm so sorry.
I cannot stand sit with you at the toilet while you.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Die, even when you just made the noise. Make the
noise again, please see I lean in. I'm like, ooh, yeah,
something awesome is about to happen, and I want to
make sure I see all of it.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Just talking about vomit gets me like worked up. I
start to feel like the sweaty happening, and you know
how like the inside of your mouth starts to get
kind of watery, Like that's where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Well, you're gonna eat this starry.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So in in.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
College, me and my buddy Brian went to a party
and his friend was there. We were meeting her, and
it's a house party. She gets just rip raor and drunk.
She throws up, and we're drunk enough to the point
to where we're just fascinated about to throw up because
she vomited all the way down the hallway trying to
make it to the bathroom. So what do we do,
as carrying individual males of this poor woman who is
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in distress, looking your guts up in the bathroom We
stood over the pile of vomit and tried to guess
what she ate for dinner.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Dan, I am not even kidding you. My very party, no,
my very first radio bit. I was an intern at
Koby J and Austin and the main host guy had
way too much to drink the night before and he
puked in the parking lot and he said, I will
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pay you one hundred dollars if you go get on
your phone, look in my vomit and tell me what
I ate for dinner last night.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
That was really nice to him to offer you one
hundred dollars because in my radio career, in my radio career,
I had to pay one hundred dollars to not have
to do stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I know, right. That really was kind of him. How
sweet I see uside his vomit for one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, because most well, this would just be like go
down there and yeah, yeah, go down there and lick it.
That's what they'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I will not. I would never know.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
But I really did. We stood there and tried to
figure it out, like, okay, looks actually had some chicken.
Is that gum? It looks like some gum there, which
is hard to tell, you know, from chicken and gum
when it's.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
In approsolutely yeah, I think it's just I just I'm sorry,
I'm enjoying how how we have not worked together very
like this is this is pretty new for you and I, right,
and that we've both had the exact same experience along
the way somehow. Who would have ever thought it would
be over vomit, you.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Know, not everyone bonds over a pile of puke, but
here we are.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, Oh, it's just it's one of those moments
in life, like I'm proud of right.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Now, I'm proud, you're proud, I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Proud, and I gag at the same time.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Their websites dedicated to that. By the way, Uh so
is this person the a hole for not comforting his
thirty two year old male friend while he pukes his
guts out on his birthday because he drank too much?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Not at all. I honestly, I feel like he did
all of the comforting that was necessary, got him water
checked on him. What else is there checked on him? Again?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You don't need to hold somebody's hand while they vomit.
You just don't.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And in fact, if I am like obviously I'd like
to inspect some vomit if if the mood hits me
and the situation calls for it. Well, I mean, it's interesting,
it's it's kind of like it's kind of like you know, CSI,
but for vomit, and then I got the sunglasses and
the ah. But if I'm vomiting, I want you gone.
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I don't want you near me because I don't like
being out of control of my body and I am
too vulnerable, So I don't want an audience. I want
you gone, leave me alone in my misery.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I also don't want people in with me while
I vomit, but of course there have definitely been people
in with me while I've been vomiting. But mine is
more of an embarrassing thing because my vomit is obnoxious.
It is, it is loud, It is so loud, and
like I have this whole gag thing. I gag when
I see it, smell it, hear it. Right, So when
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I see it, smell it, hear it of my own vomit,
it triggers it all over again. It's a vicious cycle
and it's embarrassing as hell, and I don't want people
to witness that.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm going to tell you something now, Rebecca, and I
want you to take it to heart and believe me
when I tell you that one of these days, I
want to be there when you throw up.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, let's set a date.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
It needs to happen organically. We are back to unsolicited.
She's Rebecca Black, I'm Daniel Maley. Thank you for joining
us today, and a very important question to be asked,
on top of all the others that have already been
asked on this very fine day. Can you be a
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porch pirate if it's your own porch?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I think that's a great question. I think you can.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh, I'm let your jolly Roger fly.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah. So I'm curious what is like the over under
of when I can start opening somebody else's packages that
have been delivered to my house. And I don't come
at me with legalities like yeah, it's illegal whatever, I'm
probably gonna open them anyway. So correct to give me
a time frame here, like do I have to wait
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two days? Do I have to wait a week? What
is what would be the norm here?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
My first thought is a week. I say somewhere around
a week especially, and it may change depending on the
size of the package.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh, we also got two big ones out front right now.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh yeah. See. That's the other thing too, is I
think the size of the package will correspond to the
amount of effort I take in trying to get it
to its rifle owner. Like, if it's a really big package,
I'll go, I'll make bigger efforts to make sure it
gets to somebody. But if it's a tiny floppy envelope
thing from Amazon, I'm probably going and see what it is.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Okay, Yeah, I like I've got one of each. Right now,
I've got the floppy envelope and then I've got a
big package that when you pick it up, there's like
some real heft to it. Sounds like it like it
feels and obviously I've I've touched it trying to figure
out what it is. It feels hefty, it feels valuable
of some sort. I'm kind of chomping at the bit.
I would love to open it. And I'm like, here's
the thing, though, the packages are from the former owner
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of our house. Oh we've lived here for five years.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
This just got juicy.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, And I'm like, we already had issues when we
bought the house with the former owners and I'm like,
here we are five years later. I'm like, why, all
of a sudden are you having things delivered to our house?
And the only way we figured out that he was
having things delivered to the house was that he showed
up on the porch at like eleven PM the other
night and my dogs went nuts, and like my husband goes,
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turns on the lights and it's the old owner and
he's like hey, and like through the window, he's like,
just get in a package.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
No. Right. Once again, for those that aren't familiar with us,
we live in Texas, the land of we will shoot
you through the door. That's just not a safe thing
to do at all.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Like ever, but like what does he think? Like what's
happening is what I don't understand. And I was like,
I'm just gonna message him on Facebook or whatever, and
my Husband's like, do not. He already doesn't trust this guy.
He kind of thinks he's sleazy. And it all goes
back to when we first bought the house. So do
you want me to go into this long detailed story.
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I'll try to make it as short as possible.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Give me the guts, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Okay, So when we were trying to buy this house.
We found it online, it was on the market. We
had we went to one open house, and then we decided, okay,
we want to go see it again. We're gonna make
the appointment. It had had three contracts on it. Everybody bailed.
Don't know why, but we we were in. It's an
old house, it's a nineteen sixty four house. That is
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the sole purpose of me wanting to buy this house.
It's because I love a mid century house. So we
put it on the books. We're gonna go buy this house.
We want to check it out. They canceled our appointment
and took it off the market. Yeah, all right, don't
know what's going on with the situation. Fast forward a
year later. I just decided to reach out to the
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owner randomly and be like, hey, you're still interested in
selling the house. We want to buy it, just straightforward, right,
And I guess in the year between the first time
they had it on the market, second time in the market,
they get divorced. Husband and wife get divorced.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, somehow, which is a great time to buy a house.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
By the way, absolutely they're pitted against each other. I
will tell you it's very messy because it only got
messier after this. Somehow, the dude the title everything is
in his name, so he sold the house while she
was still living in it, right wow, like you were.
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He literally has already opened a door for chaos. So
we scheduled a time to go and look at the
house before we made our official offer or whatever, and
our realtor warns us, like I talked to the owner,
they might she might not let you in. Great, we're
going to look at a house she might not let
us in.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, so you might be dealing with a squatter.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Correct. So we get to the house. She she does
let us in. However, she stays along with her mom
who lives with her, and her son who lives with her,
and she essentially follows us room to room to room
to room. Right that. Yeah, And I'm like, is this
an intimidation tactic to not buy your house? Like it's
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not working, lady. We do all of that, we leave,
we're out front of the house. We're talking about like
the offer that we're going to put in on it
or whatever. And while we're out there talking, ex wife
runs out. She picks up the for sale sign that's
in the front yard and then chucks it into like
a trash pile that's being way on to be picked up.
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Oh boy, right, it's already. It went like, and we're like,
what are we doing? We know we're insane, but we
really want this house. Whatever, we'll deal with the drama.
We put in our offer, they accept, we buy the house,
all this kind of stuff. It's time now for us
to do like our final walkthrough, which is legally you
are you, you have that right to walk through the
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house or whatever. We get to the house, nothing has
been packed except for the wine fridge because she took
the wine fridge.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Oh shocker yea.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And we're literally like, we're supposed to take possession of
this house tomorrow, Like, get the keys, sign the paperwork,
and you are not out of here. What the hell?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
H I love this story for those for those that
don't know, if you want an exciting career, be a
real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, but I mean this is all kind of leading
towards like the former owner of our house is a
little bit sleazy, right, because he clearly must have sold
the house underneath out from underneath her basically and then
kicked her out, basically evicted his ex wife, and now
I'm a part of that mess, right. Yeah. But once
we do finally get the keys of the house, we
sign all the paperwork, all this kind of stuff. They
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would not leave us alone between him and her. Somebody
was like driving by our house on a daily basis
to see what was going on. We let her leave
the piano here because we weren't moving in right away
because we were having some renovations done. We let her
leave the piano. He comes by to pick it up.
While he's here picking up the piano, she calls to
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ask about the renovations that are happening in the house,
like literally wants to know every single detail of what
I'm doing, Like I'm changing her house, and she does
not like it. Yeah, it's a hot mess, right And
when that's when our realtor advises us they change the keys,
take the ring down, all that kind of stuff, because
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at that point she still had probably the password to
the ring, and I have no doubt she was looking
at it every day to see what was going on.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Oh absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, So that kind of went on and off. When
we moved into the house for I would say six
months to a year, somebody would either drive by to
check on it or look at it or something like that.
It was a very weird situation. We've been in this
house now for five years, and then all of a sudden,
it's like it's starting back up again with the packages.
Am I wrong to be suspect of that?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
No, honest to God, even if none of the middle
stuff had happened, Let's just say the story was five
years ago, you bought the house from a guy, right,
and then four to five years later he starts showing
up at the house picking up packages addressed to him
on your porch. Yeah, just that in and of itself
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is sleazy, suspicious and bad.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Thank you. I think it's so weird. Why all of
a sudden does your Amazon on not know where you live?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And that's the other thing, is this feels intentional, because look,
if you've ordered Amazon and you have a number of
addresses to which you've sent things, like my wife and
I do, we have a tendency to go to some
weird places, like right now in our Amazon profile, we
have an address in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. We have an
address in Seattle. We have an address for Saint Thomas.
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We have an address in Dallas, and all can they
could still be viable at some point. So if you
occasionally don't select the right one, fine, But from years
years since you've used an address and all of a
sudden it pops up, that's intentional, Like.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I was willing to give him the first time. Yeah, right,
accident your hands slipped or whatever, mouse accidentally clicks the
wrong address.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'm with you there.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, we're at four times now, four times, not just
four times over the course of like a long period time.
This is for times in a week. There's literally been
four packages for this man sitting on our porch for
a week.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
What's the saying? First time, shame on me me, Second time,
shame on you you, third time something, and fourth time,
get the f out?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah right, But I have no way of just politely
being like, get the f out. I thought about just
loading up all of the stuff and putting it in
like a waterproof tub and then writing his name really
big on it and like leaving it at the corner.
Could I also say, uh, change your address on Amazon?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It's not hard, yes, Like something needs to be said
to him because otherwise he's just going to keep doing it, right,
And like, in.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
What world do you think it's okay to just show
up on somebody's front porch at eleven pm.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Like, which is another thing, which is another reason why
it seems so suspicious and intentional, is because he's showing
up late at night for it. It's not because if
it was authentic, if it was an actual accident, yeah,
then he would have contacted you before showing up or
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showed up and been like, hey, accidentally had a package
sent here. Any chance you still have it? But that's
the first time, yeah, any subsequent time that it's got
to be intentional.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
But like, what what's the intention here? What is the
purpose of it? What is he trying to do or
gain by showing up at our house every couple of
days to pick up packages?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Could be it could be any number of things. It
could be that wherever he currently is, what he's ordering,
he doesn't want scent to where he lives, so he
wants to so he wanted to go someplace else.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
In if it's like gross sex toys or something.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's exactly what it is. You got. You've you've gotten
all four of his flesh lights.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Please no, please, Jesus, that's the last thing I want
to get.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, very much. Is he he is having things sent
to your home that he does not want sent to his,
So he is absolutely hiding something. The only question is
is what he is having sent to your house illegal
or not in some way?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh my god, I didn't even think about the illegal aspect.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Like are you sure it's Amazon or is or is
it like cartel?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
That's a good question. One of them is just in
a white bag and it's unmarked.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I don't know if it says that is not Amazon.
It might be from the Amazon, but it is not Amazon.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Okay, So then what do I do? Do I just
get rid of him?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Well, it's cartel stuff, so if you want to bump
them off, that's totally up to you.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh I'm going to get this man killed.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
But I mean someone's gonna ask some questions eventually, right.
I think you need to do the the stupid thing,
and that is the next time a package comes, you
open that thing immediately to see what it is.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay, I mean I got too right here to start on.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Why are you sitting here talking to me? This sounds
like Christmas? So once again I asked the question, can
you really be a porch pirate? If it's your porch.
We are back to unsolicited Rebecca. Something weird is happening
with my Instagram algorithm. Ooh yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I'm like, is this good or bad?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It's just it's just weird. Look. Sometimes sometimes social media
will show your things that you were not expecting, and
it's because it's like it's testing you. It's just saying,
let's see if he likes what happens when you throw
this at him.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, maybe he'll stick around for the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
The other day, I started seeing suggested videos of scantily
clad women being adjusted by his chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Well, you're a man, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I assume the algorithm is just like every dude's gonna
like this go, but.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It seems so oddly specific scantily clad chiropractic videos. I mean,
that's I'm trying to figure out how this got served
to me. I'm wondering why did Instagram think, oh, you know,
Dan o' maley needs to see he needs to see
this scantily clad girl getting adjusted by a chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I'm like, what else have you been looking at?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I have a bad back.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Okay, okay, so you have gone down the rabbit hole
of the chiropractic videos on the crunching and the awkward positions,
and then sometimes.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
You get the one chiropractor who puts their whole hand
like up the butt.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
What videos are you watching?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You haven't seen that one.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I have not seen the chiropractic puppet videos.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, next time you, next time you see one of
those in my way. I'm really curious though, And then.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Now we're both gonna be on a weird algorithm.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
But here's the thing, though, you can reset that thing now.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh you can't.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
You can?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You can. There's a couple things you could do on Instagram.
You can completely reset your algorithm to zero, sort of
like restoring default setting kind of thing. Okay, and the
head of Instagram said this a couple of weeks ago.
You can also just kind of go tweak. The things
there's in the settings are something you can go in
and see what Instagram's sort of tagged you of all
these interests, and if you don't like them, you can
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just hit the X and then they'll go away.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I did not know that. I'm too lazy, though, I'm
just gonna let mine ride.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
I'm kind of with you. I'm I'm kind of enjoying
the roller coaster well because.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It's kind of fun. Because sometimes you'll get a video
you're like, well, that's a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, and yeah, I mean honestly, I wasn't expecting to
see a video of a young woman wearing next to
nothing workout gear being gently adjusted by a chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
So are you happy about this new uh trend? Or unhappy?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I'm not unhappy about it. I just have questions, like, Okay,
someone thought I was like, you know what, you know,
you know what the internet needs. It needs hot, it
needs hot adjustments.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
There's literally something out there for everyone on the Internet.
And I guarantee you there is a whole group of
people that's like, yeah, ladies and sports bras getting adjusted.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
And because you said that, you said it out loud,
your phone heard it, and now you're going to get
them as well.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah. Thanks, And that's the my Instagram isn't already weird enough.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, and that's that's what I kind of used to
defend myself with some of the videos that get suggested
to me. It's like, Okay, I didn't see that, that's
not why it's showing it to me. It's listening and
it knows that I said the word chiropractor or sciatica
or sports bra and no.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Entirely too long to say.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
No, okay, well let's a quick aside here. Sports bras
are freakishly tiny.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
These days, no kidding, Like, there.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Are times I go to the gym and I'm not
looking at a female who is wearing next to nothing
in the gym because I'm ogling her. I might be
noticing it, wondering how things are staying put I.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
No, no, no, this is a I do this all
the time too. Like do you ever get like second
hand uh, like ashamed or embarrassed because of what someone
else is wearing? There aren't.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
There aren't too many men I know that are ashamed
of a second hand.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Sorry I had to long silence, can't recover.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
And you were judging about my pause facts?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
No, I know, I be. I I am like you.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I do.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
I do not understand women who go to the gym
and are literally wearing like a string bikini type top
trying to keep their boobs in place, because I'm like,
do you know that when you jog those move around
a lot?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, it's it's it's an amazing thing as a forty
five year old man to go to the gym, and
I've seen I started going to the gym when I
was fourteen years old, so in a span of thirty years,
I have seen the progression and it has been wild
to where it used to be sweats and sweats only
to now women are dressed like borat at the beach.
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But at the gym.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, I'm not one of those ladies. So I dress
like a gremlin. Ninety five percent of the time. I
am in like one of my husband's old like coaching
T shirts, which is eight sizes too big. I don't
want anyone looking at me at the gym for any reason.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
You don't want to look like you're a member. You
want to look like you're a homeless person that wandered
in for a shower.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Correct. I want to give off all the vibes of
Do not speak to me, Do not try to tell
me how I'm lifting weights, don't tell me I'm doing
it wrong, don't try to man splain. It's me. I literally,
it's all the barriers and it's a giant T shirt
that does it.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You're like if Daria went to the gym.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
One thousand percent. I love it.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Not only can I not wait to see you vomit someday,
but may have to watch you work.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Do you think that's bad? You should see me walking
the dogs. It's so much.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Worse, so many things to plan between between us. If
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I'm chiropractic video ogling Dan O'Malley and this was unsolicited
You didn't ask for it, but you need to hear it.
Hot takes on a wild wedding drunk friends and pirates.
We're going to say. We're going to say what needs
to be said, even if no one.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Asked, like pirates really.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh yeah, pirates. Baby. She is Rebecca Black. I'm Daniel Maley,
and this is unsolicited. Pirates are coming up today. But first, Rebecca,
it is time to choose your fighter. Okay, the wedding
guest versus the bride.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh lord, have mercy. It's always the bride, all right,
stop the conversation over. It's the bride.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Let's see A angry wedding guest infuriated the bride after
ordering pizza to the reception, but insists the TACKI move
was reasonable.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The audacity of people I so aware.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So you're sticking with the bride.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Sticking with the bride.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I have told you everything I know of this story
so far. So we are even okay, I know I
choose the wedding guest here, stop it. Oh we're going
this is going to be like Mortal Kombat unsolicited style.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm sorry, hold on, because your wife is a wedding planner.
I feel like your wife would lose her mind if
somebody showed up to the wedding reception with a freaking pizza.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, it depends, because if my wife told them from
the get go that their timeline didn't match up with
what guest would want, and they didn't listen to her,
then that's going to be their fault. Also, I didn't
show her the story because I didn't want to know
what she thought in case she thought I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You didn't want to start a fight at home. I
get it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'll let it be later when this episode comes out,
and then.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
She can yell, let me feel okay, perfect if.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's the case.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
A bride in the UK ripped into her starved wedding
guest who ordered a pizza at the reception, but viewers
are divided over the controversial move. The ludicrous story came
to light via a video by a TikToker named Lisa,
who frequently shares stories sent by your fans. The question
is am I wrong for ordering a pizza to a
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wedding after we were not fed for eight hours?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh that's a long time to go without food.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
According to the viral video, the incident occurred at a
wedding in York, which reportedly did not provide anything substantial
for guests, despite running from twelve pm to eight pm.
There were photos, drinks, and more photos with no food inside,
according to Lisa, So when it got to eight pm,
she was absolutely struggling on account of not having eaten
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since breakfast. No food had been served other than a
few tiny kennipees which disappeared instantly, and this guest started
to get angry.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I mean, she could have just left, Like, there's no
requirement to be at the wedding for eight hours, And
I assume the invitation had like a schedule of the
events that are going to be happening.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. It just depends on
the wedding and.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It both are at falls.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Heard the clip, the guest and her friend decided to
order a pizza and have it delivered sneakily to the venue,
so they tried to be sneaky about it. When it
arrived at the covert crust munchers, thank you to your post,
looked outside, slipped outside to grab the pie, and then
shared it among other guests who were also suffering from
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the nuptial munchies. Words about the group surreptitious slice snacking
quietly quickly spread until it reached the bride, who was
reportedly furious. She labeled the pizza party tacky and embarrassing,
and said that if the friend had just been patient,
food would have arrived in the next thirty minutes. So, now,
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how do you feel? Are you team bride or team
wedding guest?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I think I'm is it possible to be in the
middle on this?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, there is no in the middle. This is unsolicited.
Everything is black and white. If I can't be in
the middle where I normally am, then you can't either.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, fine, I appreciate that the guests were at least
trying to hide it. At least that's what it sounds
like to me. So I'm like, did the bride actually
see this happening or did she just hear about it?
If she just heard about it, well, then who freaking cares?
Shut up and go on about your wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
She heard about it and then she saw it, Okay,
but then she.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
But I'm guessing she had to go about it find it.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, Well, she heard about it and then she investigated
and discovered.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right, I just don't it doesn't sound to me as
if the guests like brought it to the table and
were like open with the pizza box and then just
chowing down in front of everyone at the reception. I
think if they had done that, then I would be
more inclined to be on the bride side here. But also,
what a crappy bride that you didn't feed your guests.
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I mean, I'm sorry. If you want people to be
there for eight hours and show you love and support
in your time to shine, you gotta feed them.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Amen's sister. Here's to me one of the great divides
when it comes to weddings. And this isn't because my
wife is a professional wedding planner, although she's damn good
at it. This is a belief that I held long ago,
and it's one that my wife and I share so
much so that when it came time for our wedding,
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which she did plan in five months from ground up
on her family's property. You have to decide for a
wedding do you want it to be all about you
or are you going to consider your guests. All the
weddings I've ever been to, there's two types of weddings.
The one that's either all about you that's getting married,
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or one that's all about the guests. We did the
guest's wedding and we still have excellent stories about people
that were there and they absolutely loved it. I've been
to the weddings where it's all about the wedding bride
and it's all the story is that I love to
share because I survived them and they were awful.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I like, I just wanted my wedding to be
fun and I wanted everybody to have a good time.
And I think if you go into that type of
situation wanting everybody to have a good time, no problems,
you'll have no problems.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But yeah, I know I was all bride on this
and normally, yes, I am always going to be in
the bride's corner, but this might be the exception to
the rule. Like again, you can you can't leave anybody
starting for six to eight hours without telling them prior
that they're gonna have to wait this long for food.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, one of the worst weddings I've ever been to.
See foreshadowing from earlier. One of the worst weddings I
ever went to was a dry wedding.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh mine was a dry wedding. My parents don't drink.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Thank you for not inviting me.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We still had fun though, well a few.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Uh so. The worst wedding I went to was a
dry wedding, not just because it was dry, but because
of other factors. Number One, it was extremely religious focused,
which is great for the couple. It's great for their
family because that's what they believe. However, not all of
your guests are going to be that right. That was
just one thing that was small on the things, but
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it set the tone for the day correct. The wedding
was also in the middle of the afternoon. It was
basically from two to six pm.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I hate an afternoon wedding like that. It's such an
awkward time because you don't know are you supposed to
eat lunch or are you supposed to wait and have dinner.
It's a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And all they served food wise, was a cheese and
crackers station and a chocolate fountain.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, that's not enough.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It wasn't lunch, it wasn't dinner. Somewhat in their defense,
it was in the middle of the afternoon. The problem though,
it's in the middle of the afternoon and this guy
is used a happy hour right thing, if.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You're drinking, do you really want your guests to be
super slow because they haven't had enough food in their stomach.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And for them it was also a religious thing. They
didn't want drinking at the wedding. Also, no dancing.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh my, what are you supposed to do at this point?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
This was the ultra Baptist wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What do you I mean again, what do you do?
Just sit and talk to people? How boring is.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That it was two to six pm on a Saturday afternoon,
and it might have been a Sunday, I can't remember
a long time ago. And it was at one venue
that the church ran, and so they had the ceremony
right there, and then you left the ceremony room so
they could turn it over into the reception room. And
so that would that would be typically where you'd go
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for like a little cocktail hour, you know, right, or
dervs And no, instead you got the you got the
string quartet.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Okay, so she got a little entertainment.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You got a little bit of music. But that's it.
And it's not like they were doing and he led
zeppelin solos those things, you know, there were no flying
v solos on the viola that day, So you stood
around while they turned the room over. Then you went
back into the room for the reception where that's where
the cheese and cracker station was, along with the chocolate funtain.
So no drinking, no dancing, and a lot of Jesus.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That is the saddest wedding I think I've ever heard,
and I lived it, and you're like, I live to
tell about it.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's right, that's right, and this is why it's important
if you're going to get married. These are things you
need to consider. The first thing is is is the
wedding about you? Or is the wedding about trying to
make it fun for everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I will say, like I told you earlier, I had
a dry wedding. I get it. It's not everybody's cup
of tea. I will. My parents just didn't want to
pay for it. It's so expensive. Weddings are stupid expensive anyway,
and we'd already spent a whole heck of a lot
of money. And my mom was just like, I would
rather have good food, So at least we.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Had that, and that's fine. At least at least your
wedding had actual sustenance.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yes, yeah, like there was plenty to eat. I'm like,
nobody went hungry at my wedding, so I am thankful
for that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah. Meanwhile, the one I went to, it was basically
just sad.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't understand. If you're only gonna do like the
wedding and then just have like I don't know, cake
and punch after, why make it from two to six?
That's entirely too long, Like ceremony thirty minutes, reception, our
tops done.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I kind of think that's just the time they had
the venue rented. So I think that maybe they expected
people to leave well before six pm, and I did.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, I would have too, I would have bounced real
quick after that. We did, Yes, Yeah, because like what's
the point. Why stay longer than you have to in
that situation? Yeah, so quartet gonna play your jam? I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, unless that violin's about to be set on fire,
I'm out. And you know how that violin would get
set on fire with booze you with some good old
fashioned whiskey.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I just thought maybe you'd be bored, and I'm like,
I'm a lot of match.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I might have done that too, but that's probably the
good reason why there wasn't booze at that wedding. Yeah,
we are back to unsolicited. We are going to go
from no booze to too much booze today on unsolicited.
This week's am I the a hole? Am I the
a hole? For not comforting my drunk friend?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I need their definition of comforting before I judge.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I am. I'm very glad you asked. So. The subject
of this am I the a hole? Is a thirty
two year old man. So for his birthday, we had
some food and he wanted to get drunk. Okay, he
had some beat boxes and then he said he wasn't
feeling well. Remember last week when we were talking about
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the new definitions for the new words in the dictionary. Yeah,
I don't know what the beatbox is.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I don't either. I was gonna ask you for.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
The sake of the conversation here. I'm just assuming it
was shots of some type.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay. Is that what the kids are calling at these days? Beatboxes?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Maybe? Because in the context clues it says he had
some beat boxes and then he said he wasn't feeling well. Okay,
I could easily replace that with Irish car bombs. And
we're back on the same page.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He went to the bathroom, and after a few minutes
I went to check on him and he was lying
down on the bathroom floor face up. I asked him
if he was okay, and he said, he's okay, just drunk.
So I went to get him some water, came back
and handed him the water. After he drank some, he
threw up. I saw it, and I instantly went to
my room. Personally, I just hate seeing throw up. It
grosses me out bad and the smell. So yeah, I
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went to my room and just let him do that
and then checked on him again after a while.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Okay, When I went to go check.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
On him, he was in his room, lying down on
the bed, and I was like, what the hell you're
going to bed already?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I thought we were gonna still party.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah. Yeah, we hadn't even left the house yet. And
he was very upset with me because I left to
my room when he was throwing up. I was confused
at first, like, why do I have to be there
watching you throw up? I agreed, and he said, well,
you could have rubbed my back and comforted me while
I was throwing up.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
No, you're not a significant other, you don't get that
type of treatment.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Thank you. When you are throwing up. There are only
two people that will comfort you when that happens. Correct,
Maybe your spouse yep, and if you're a girl puking,
one of your girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Right, and maybe your mom like when you were younger
or something.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Maybe that yeah, which would be another female.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
As a man, as this guy is thirty two, I
do not want my buddies coming into the bathroom while
I'm throwing up and rubbing my back. It's gonna be okay, Bro,
I got you.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You got this, man, you got it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, you just get that out of there, You get
those you get those dirty demons out, and we'll go
drink some more.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Let me wipe your face, bro.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, all right, I'm holding your hair. No man, no man,
No heterosexual man has ever told his heterosexual buddy, let
me hold your hair while you throw up. It's not
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's not no no.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Uh So they go on to say, here me personally,
I never really cared about anyone comforting me while I
threw up. If anything, I feel bad for people who
watch me throw up. However, it was a nice thing
to do for when people did comfort me, and I
just didn't feel bad, nor did I feel like it
was necessary in this case. Yeah, yeah, I explained to him, Well,
it wasn't my instinct to want to stand around and
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pat his back while he threw up, and and how
seeing puke grosses me out and stuff, and he started
bringing up how he comforted me when I threw up
when we were younger, and that I made him feel
disgusting for running to the bathroom so fast. And it's
just birthday and I should have tried to at least
to comfort him on his special day. And it just
would have been a nice thing to do as a
friend for his birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Okay, but not everybody has the same level of tolerance
for vomit. Very great, How do you not know that.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I can watch you throw up all day?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I can't. I'm out the moment, the moment I hear
a hood or see it, smell it, hear it, I'm out.
I do not do vomit my own husband. He has puked,
and I will walk in there and I'll poke him
with the stick to make sure he's alive, and then
I'm back out.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You've done your marital duties.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes, yes, I'm like I will go get you ginger
ale all day in the saltine crackers. But I'm so sorry.
I cannot stand sit with you at the toilet while you.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Die, even when you just made the noise. Make the
noise again, please see I lean in. I'm like, ooh, yeah,
something awesome is about to happen, and I want to
make sure I see all of it.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Just talking about vomit gets me like worked up. I
start to feel like the sweaty happening, and you know
how like the inside of your mouth starts to get
kind of watery, Like that's where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Well, you're gonna eat this starry.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So in in.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
College, me and my buddy Brian went to a party
and his friend was there. We were meeting her, and
it's a house party. She gets just rip raor and drunk.
She throws up, and we're drunk enough to the point
to where we're just fascinated about to throw up because
she vomited all the way down the hallway trying to
make it to the bathroom. So what do we do,
as carrying individual males of this poor woman who is
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in distress, looking your guts up in the bathroom We
stood over the pile of vomit and tried to guess
what she ate for dinner.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Dan, I am not even kidding you. My very party, no,
my very first radio bit. I was an intern at
Koby J and Austin and the main host guy had
way too much to drink the night before and he
puked in the parking lot and he said, I will
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pay you one hundred dollars if you go get on
your phone, look in my vomit and tell me what
I ate for dinner last night.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
That was really nice to him to offer you one
hundred dollars because in my radio career, in my radio career,
I had to pay one hundred dollars to not have
to do stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I know, right. That really was kind of him. How
sweet I see uside his vomit for one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, because most well, this would just be like go
down there and yeah, yeah, go down there and lick it.
That's what they'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I will not. I would never know.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
But I really did. We stood there and tried to
figure it out, like, okay, looks actually had some chicken.
Is that gum? It looks like some gum there, which
is hard to tell, you know, from chicken and gum
when it's.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
In approsolutely yeah, I think it's just I just I'm sorry,
I'm enjoying how how we have not worked together very
like this is this is pretty new for you and I, right,
and that we've both had the exact same experience along
the way somehow. Who would have ever thought it would
be over vomit, you.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Know, not everyone bonds over a pile of puke, but
here we are.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, Oh, it's just it's one of those moments
in life, like I'm proud of right.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Now, I'm proud, you're proud, I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Proud, and I gag at the same time.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Their websites dedicated to that. By the way, Uh so
is this person the a hole for not comforting his
thirty two year old male friend while he pukes his
guts out on his birthday because he drank too much?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Not at all. I honestly, I feel like he did
all of the comforting that was necessary, got him water
checked on him. What else is there checked on him? Again?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You don't need to hold somebody's hand while they vomit.
You just don't.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And in fact, if I am like obviously I'd like
to inspect some vomit if if the mood hits me
and the situation calls for it. Well, I mean, it's interesting,
it's it's kind of like it's kind of like you know, CSI,
but for vomit, and then I got the sunglasses and
the ah. But if I'm vomiting, I want you gone.
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I don't want you near me because I don't like
being out of control of my body and I am
too vulnerable, So I don't want an audience. I want
you gone, leave me alone in my misery.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I also don't want people in with me while
I vomit, but of course there have definitely been people
in with me while I've been vomiting. But mine is
more of an embarrassing thing because my vomit is obnoxious.
It is, it is loud, It is so loud, and
like I have this whole gag thing. I gag when
I see it, smell it, hear it. Right, So when
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I see it, smell it, hear it of my own vomit,
it triggers it all over again. It's a vicious cycle
and it's embarrassing as hell, and I don't want people
to witness that.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm going to tell you something now, Rebecca, and I
want you to take it to heart and believe me
when I tell you that one of these days, I
want to be there when you throw up.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, let's set a date.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
It needs to happen organically. We are back to unsolicited.
She's Rebecca Black, I'm Daniel Maley. Thank you for joining
us today, and a very important question to be asked,
on top of all the others that have already been
asked on this very fine day. Can you be a
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porch pirate if it's your own porch?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I think that's a great question. I think you can.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh, I'm let your jolly Roger fly.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah. So I'm curious what is like the over under
of when I can start opening somebody else's packages that
have been delivered to my house. And I don't come
at me with legalities like yeah, it's illegal whatever, I'm
probably gonna open them anyway. So correct to give me
a time frame here, like do I have to wait
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two days? Do I have to wait a week? What
is what would be the norm here?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
My first thought is a week. I say somewhere around
a week especially, and it may change depending on the
size of the package.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh, we also got two big ones out front right now.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh yeah. See. That's the other thing too, is I
think the size of the package will correspond to the
amount of effort I take in trying to get it
to its rifle owner. Like, if it's a really big package,
I'll go, I'll make bigger efforts to make sure it
gets to somebody. But if it's a tiny floppy envelope
thing from Amazon, I'm probably going and see what it is.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Okay, Yeah, I like I've got one of each. Right now,
I've got the floppy envelope and then I've got a
big package that when you pick it up, there's like
some real heft to it. Sounds like it like it
feels and obviously I've I've touched it trying to figure
out what it is. It feels hefty, it feels valuable
of some sort. I'm kind of chomping at the bit.
I would love to open it. And I'm like, here's
the thing, though, the packages are from the former owner
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of our house. Oh we've lived here for five years.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
This just got juicy.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, And I'm like, we already had issues when we
bought the house with the former owners and I'm like,
here we are five years later. I'm like, why, all
of a sudden are you having things delivered to our house?
And the only way we figured out that he was
having things delivered to the house was that he showed
up on the porch at like eleven PM the other
night and my dogs went nuts, and like my husband goes,
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turns on the lights and it's the old owner and
he's like hey, and like through the window, he's like,
just get in a package.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
No. Right. Once again, for those that aren't familiar with us,
we live in Texas, the land of we will shoot
you through the door. That's just not a safe thing
to do at all.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Like ever, but like what does he think? Like what's
happening is what I don't understand. And I was like,
I'm just gonna message him on Facebook or whatever, and
my Husband's like, do not. He already doesn't trust this guy.
He kind of thinks he's sleazy. And it all goes
back to when we first bought the house. So do
you want me to go into this long detailed story.
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I'll try to make it as short as possible.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Give me the guts, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Okay, So when we were trying to buy this house.
We found it online, it was on the market. We
had we went to one open house, and then we decided, okay,
we want to go see it again. We're gonna make
the appointment. It had had three contracts on it. Everybody bailed.
Don't know why, but we we were in. It's an
old house, it's a nineteen sixty four house. That is
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the sole purpose of me wanting to buy this house.
It's because I love a mid century house. So we
put it on the books. We're gonna go buy this house.
We want to check it out. They canceled our appointment
and took it off the market. Yeah, all right, don't
know what's going on with the situation. Fast forward a
year later. I just decided to reach out to the
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owner randomly and be like, hey, you're still interested in
selling the house. We want to buy it, just straightforward, right,
And I guess in the year between the first time
they had it on the market, second time in the market,
they get divorced. Husband and wife get divorced.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, somehow, which is a great time to buy a house.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
By the way, absolutely they're pitted against each other. I
will tell you it's very messy because it only got
messier after this. Somehow, the dude the title everything is
in his name, so he sold the house while she
was still living in it, right wow, like you were.
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He literally has already opened a door for chaos. So
we scheduled a time to go and look at the
house before we made our official offer or whatever, and
our realtor warns us, like I talked to the owner,
they might she might not let you in. Great, we're
going to look at a house she might not let
us in.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, so you might be dealing with a squatter.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Correct. So we get to the house. She she does
let us in. However, she stays along with her mom
who lives with her, and her son who lives with her,
and she essentially follows us room to room to room
to room. Right that. Yeah, And I'm like, is this
an intimidation tactic to not buy your house? Like it's
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not working, lady. We do all of that, we leave,
we're out front of the house. We're talking about like
the offer that we're going to put in on it
or whatever. And while we're out there talking, ex wife
runs out. She picks up the for sale sign that's
in the front yard and then chucks it into like
a trash pile that's being way on to be picked up.
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Oh boy, right, it's already. It went like, and we're like,
what are we doing? We know we're insane, but we
really want this house. Whatever, we'll deal with the drama.
We put in our offer, they accept, we buy the house,
all this kind of stuff. It's time now for us
to do like our final walkthrough, which is legally you
are you, you have that right to walk through the
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house or whatever. We get to the house, nothing has
been packed except for the wine fridge because she took
the wine fridge.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Oh shocker yea.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And we're literally like, we're supposed to take possession of
this house tomorrow, Like, get the keys, sign the paperwork,
and you are not out of here. What the hell?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
H I love this story for those for those that
don't know, if you want an exciting career, be a
real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, but I mean this is all kind of leading
towards like the former owner of our house is a
little bit sleazy, right, because he clearly must have sold
the house underneath out from underneath her basically and then
kicked her out, basically evicted his ex wife, and now
I'm a part of that mess, right. Yeah. But once
we do finally get the keys of the house, we
sign all the paperwork, all this kind of stuff. They
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would not leave us alone between him and her. Somebody
was like driving by our house on a daily basis
to see what was going on. We let her leave
the piano here because we weren't moving in right away
because we were having some renovations done. We let her
leave the piano. He comes by to pick it up.
While he's here picking up the piano, she calls to
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ask about the renovations that are happening in the house,
like literally wants to know every single detail of what
I'm doing, Like I'm changing her house, and she does
not like it. Yeah, it's a hot mess, right And
when that's when our realtor advises us they change the keys,
take the ring down, all that kind of stuff, because
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at that point she still had probably the password to
the ring, and I have no doubt she was looking
at it every day to see what was going on.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Oh absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, So that kind of went on and off. When
we moved into the house for I would say six
months to a year, somebody would either drive by to
check on it or look at it or something like that.
It was a very weird situation. We've been in this
house now for five years, and then all of a sudden,
it's like it's starting back up again with the packages.
Am I wrong to be suspect of that?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
No, honest to God, even if none of the middle
stuff had happened, Let's just say the story was five
years ago, you bought the house from a guy, right,
and then four to five years later he starts showing
up at the house picking up packages addressed to him
on your porch. Yeah, just that in and of itself
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is sleazy, suspicious and bad.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Thank you. I think it's so weird. Why all of
a sudden does your Amazon on not know where you live?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And that's the other thing, is this feels intentional, because look,
if you've ordered Amazon and you have a number of
addresses to which you've sent things, like my wife and
I do, we have a tendency to go to some
weird places, like right now in our Amazon profile, we
have an address in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. We have an
address in Seattle. We have an address for Saint Thomas.
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We have an address in Dallas, and all can they
could still be viable at some point. So if you
occasionally don't select the right one, fine, But from years
years since you've used an address and all of a
sudden it pops up, that's intentional, Like.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I was willing to give him the first time. Yeah, right,
accident your hands slipped or whatever, mouse accidentally clicks the
wrong address.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'm with you there.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, we're at four times now, four times, not just
four times over the course of like a long period time.
This is for times in a week. There's literally been
four packages for this man sitting on our porch for
a week.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
What's the saying? First time, shame on me me, Second time,
shame on you you, third time something, and fourth time,
get the f out?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah right, But I have no way of just politely
being like, get the f out. I thought about just
loading up all of the stuff and putting it in
like a waterproof tub and then writing his name really
big on it and like leaving it at the corner.
Could I also say, uh, change your address on Amazon?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It's not hard, yes, Like something needs to be said
to him because otherwise he's just going to keep doing it, right,
And like, in.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
What world do you think it's okay to just show
up on somebody's front porch at eleven pm.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Like, which is another thing, which is another reason why
it seems so suspicious and intentional, is because he's showing
up late at night for it. It's not because if
it was authentic, if it was an actual accident, yeah,
then he would have contacted you before showing up or
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showed up and been like, hey, accidentally had a package
sent here. Any chance you still have it? But that's
the first time, yeah, any subsequent time that it's got
to be intentional.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
But like, what what's the intention here? What is the
purpose of it? What is he trying to do or
gain by showing up at our house every couple of
days to pick up packages?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Could be it could be any number of things. It
could be that wherever he currently is, what he's ordering,
he doesn't want scent to where he lives, so he
wants to so he wanted to go someplace else.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
In if it's like gross sex toys or something.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's exactly what it is. You got. You've you've gotten
all four of his flesh lights.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Please no, please, Jesus, that's the last thing I want
to get.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, very much. Is he he is having things sent
to your home that he does not want sent to his,
So he is absolutely hiding something. The only question is
is what he is having sent to your house illegal
or not in some way?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh my god, I didn't even think about the illegal aspect.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Like are you sure it's Amazon or is or is
it like cartel?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
That's a good question. One of them is just in
a white bag and it's unmarked.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I don't know if it says that is not Amazon.
It might be from the Amazon, but it is not Amazon.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Okay, So then what do I do? Do I just
get rid of him?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Well, it's cartel stuff, so if you want to bump
them off, that's totally up to you.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh I'm going to get this man killed.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
But I mean someone's gonna ask some questions eventually, right.
I think you need to do the the stupid thing,
and that is the next time a package comes, you
open that thing immediately to see what it is.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay, I mean I got too right here to start on.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Why are you sitting here talking to me? This sounds
like Christmas? So once again I asked the question, can
you really be a porch pirate? If it's your porch.
We are back to unsolicited Rebecca. Something weird is happening
with my Instagram algorithm. Ooh yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I'm like, is this good or bad?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It's just it's just weird. Look. Sometimes sometimes social media
will show your things that you were not expecting, and
it's because it's like it's testing you. It's just saying,
let's see if he likes what happens when you throw
this at him.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, maybe he'll stick around for the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
The other day, I started seeing suggested videos of scantily
clad women being adjusted by his chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Well, you're a man, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I assume the algorithm is just like every dude's gonna
like this go, but.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It seems so oddly specific scantily clad chiropractic videos. I mean,
that's I'm trying to figure out how this got served
to me. I'm wondering why did Instagram think, oh, you know,
Dan o' maley needs to see he needs to see
this scantily clad girl getting adjusted by a chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I'm like, what else have you been looking at?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I have a bad back.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Okay, okay, so you have gone down the rabbit hole
of the chiropractic videos on the crunching and the awkward positions,
and then sometimes.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
You get the one chiropractor who puts their whole hand
like up the butt.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
What videos are you watching?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You haven't seen that one.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I have not seen the chiropractic puppet videos.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, next time you, next time you see one of
those in my way. I'm really curious though, And then.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Now we're both gonna be on a weird algorithm.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
But here's the thing, though, you can reset that thing now.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh you can't.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
You can?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You can. There's a couple things you could do on Instagram.
You can completely reset your algorithm to zero, sort of
like restoring default setting kind of thing. Okay, and the
head of Instagram said this a couple of weeks ago.
You can also just kind of go tweak. The things
there's in the settings are something you can go in
and see what Instagram's sort of tagged you of all
these interests, and if you don't like them, you can
(35:37):
just hit the X and then they'll go away.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I did not know that. I'm too lazy, though, I'm
just gonna let mine ride.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
I'm kind of with you. I'm I'm kind of enjoying
the roller coaster well because.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It's kind of fun. Because sometimes you'll get a video
you're like, well, that's a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, and yeah, I mean honestly, I wasn't expecting to
see a video of a young woman wearing next to
nothing workout gear being gently adjusted by a chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
So are you happy about this new uh trend? Or unhappy?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I'm not unhappy about it. I just have questions, like, Okay,
someone thought I was like, you know what, you know,
you know what the internet needs. It needs hot, it
needs hot adjustments.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
There's literally something out there for everyone on the Internet.
And I guarantee you there is a whole group of
people that's like, yeah, ladies and sports bras getting adjusted.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
And because you said that, you said it out loud,
your phone heard it, and now you're going to get
them as well.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah. Thanks, And that's the my Instagram isn't already weird enough.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, and that's that's what I kind of used to
defend myself with some of the videos that get suggested
to me. It's like, Okay, I didn't see that, that's
not why it's showing it to me. It's listening and
it knows that I said the word chiropractor or sciatica
or sports bra and no.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Entirely too long to say.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
No, okay, well let's a quick aside here. Sports bras
are freakishly tiny.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
These days, no kidding, Like, there.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Are times I go to the gym and I'm not
looking at a female who is wearing next to nothing
in the gym because I'm ogling her. I might be
noticing it, wondering how things are staying put I.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
No, no, no, this is a I do this all
the time too. Like do you ever get like second
hand uh, like ashamed or embarrassed because of what someone
else is wearing? There aren't.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
There aren't too many men I know that are ashamed
of a second hand.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Sorry I had to long silence, can't recover.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
And you were judging about my pause facts?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
No, I know, I be. I I am like you.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I do.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
I do not understand women who go to the gym
and are literally wearing like a string bikini type top
trying to keep their boobs in place, because I'm like,
do you know that when you jog those move around
a lot?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, it's it's it's an amazing thing as a forty
five year old man to go to the gym, and
I've seen I started going to the gym when I
was fourteen years old, so in a span of thirty years,
I have seen the progression and it has been wild
to where it used to be sweats and sweats only
to now women are dressed like borat at the beach.
(38:46):
But at the gym.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, I'm not one of those ladies. So I dress
like a gremlin. Ninety five percent of the time. I
am in like one of my husband's old like coaching
T shirts, which is eight sizes too big. I don't
want anyone looking at me at the gym for any reason.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
You don't want to look like you're a member. You
want to look like you're a homeless person that wandered
in for a shower.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Correct. I want to give off all the vibes of
Do not speak to me, Do not try to tell
me how I'm lifting weights, don't tell me I'm doing
it wrong, don't try to man splain. It's me. I literally,
it's all the barriers and it's a giant T shirt
that does it.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You're like if Daria went to the gym.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
One thousand percent. I love it.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Not only can I not wait to see you vomit someday,
but may have to watch you work.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Do you think that's bad? You should see me walking
the dogs. It's so much.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Worse, so many things to plan between between us. If
you are listening to us, follow the show so you
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