September 24, 2025 • 39 mins
This episode of Unsolicited explores a CRAZY breakup story, Rebekah asks AITA for what she did about a kid's birthday gift, and is she a PSYCHOPATH? Let's find out in today's episode of UNSOLICITED!
Hot takes, bold opinions, and wild stories. Laugh and cringe with Rebekah Black and Dan O'Malley as they say what needs to be said, even if no one asked. We react to, comment on, and laugh at wild stories from Reddit, the news, surveys and polls, and our personal lives. No relationship is off limits.
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Hot takes, bold opinions, and wild stories. Laugh and cringe with Rebekah Black and Dan O'Malley as they say what needs to be said, even if no one asked. We react to, comment on, and laugh at wild stories from Reddit, the news, surveys and polls, and our personal lives. No relationship is off limits.
Links:
The Unsolicited Show Website
Unsolicited YouTube
Unsolicited Facebook
Unsolicited Instagram
Unsolicited Threads
Unsolicited TikTok
Hot takes, bold opinions, and wild stories. Laugh and cringe with Rebekah Black and Dan O'Malley as they say what needs to be said, even if no one asked. We react to, comment on, and laugh at wild stories from Reddit, the news, surveys and polls, and our personal lives. No relationship is off limits.
Links:
The Unsolicited Show Website
Unsolicited YouTube
Unsolicited Facebook
Unsolicited Instagram
Unsolicited Threads
Unsolicited TikTok
Hot takes, bold opinions, and wild stories. Laugh and cringe with Rebekah Black and Dan O'Malley as they say what needs to be said, even if no one asked. We react to, comment on, and laugh at wild stories from Reddit, the news, surveys and polls, and our personal lives. No relationship is off limits.
Links:
The Unsolicited Show Website
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hmm. You didn't ask for it, but you need to
hear it. Hot takes bold opinions and some bitter truths.
We're going to say what needs to be said, even
if no one asked. She's Rebecca Black, I'm Dan, O'Malley,
and this is unsolicited Rebecca. I'd like to start this
(00:23):
week with possibly the craziest breakup story I have ever heard.
I'm not saying something because I've been around a while
and I've read a lot of news.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You've broken up with a lot of people, Actually not
that many. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Most of the crazy ones have been through the news
that I've read throughout the years. But this one takes
the cake or the bread. A bizarre breakup story is
making waves online. A man ended his relationship after discovering
he had eaten bread that his girlfriend used to film
content for her Feet Finder fans. What Yeah, She'd been
(01:03):
pressing her feet into slices of bread as part of
custom fetish requests Corruss, and she left the loaf out
at home, unaware her boyfriend made himself a sandwich. When
she admitted the bread was indeed part of her paid content,
(01:25):
he was disgusted and said he couldn't look at her
the same way. The incident led to an immediate breakup.
Now this story has sparked outrageous debate online, some arguing
he overreacted and should have supported her side hustle very
twenty first century, while others say his reaction totally justified.
(01:47):
Either way, the phrase foot bread has now become an
Internet meme and one of the strangest breakup reasons of
the year. Rebecca, have you heard of a crazier break
story then the foot bread breakup?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I think that is definitely at the top of my
list for the weirdest breakups.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah. The text exchange between the two is also entertaining.
The boyfriend sent a photo I guess from her feet
finder account that shows her feet pressing into two slices
of bread, right with the text saying yes to all
those weird requests because Hot Girls Summer won't fund.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Itself, which is true, it won't.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The boyfriend texts her, please don't tell me you put
this bread back in the fridge. Her response, I labeled
it with client's name. Did you eat it?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
His fare?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
His response, yes, I ate it. I don't care how
much money you make from this? I'm done, and then
she responds with pick up my call please.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I mean, this really sounds like he was probably already
looking for a reason to jump her anyway, and this
might have been just like the icing on the cake.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I feel like you could have found something before the
foot imprints in the bread that you made a sandwich
out of.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I mean, he probably could have been because sometimes guys are,
you know, really bad at breakups, and it was like,
let me look for the most random thing possible, and
that just happened to be it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I guess. But I can't help but find a little
bit of fault in him on this because if you
pull out bread, every time I pull out a slice
of bread, I look at it. I think I inspect it.
What for most normal people are inspecting for mold, correct,
(03:42):
But if my significant other is involved in feet finder stuff,
I'm going to look for mold and feet print before
I make a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, but it all started like she put a name
on the front of the bread. Would that not be
a dead giveaway when you pull out the bread, like, oh,
why is someone's name on? This must not be for me?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It should be And maybe this opens up a whole
other can of worms.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He clearly is stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's one. The other is he is a breakroom food
thief at work. Oh, like he's so used, he is
so used to looking the other way at somebody else's
name on a food item. He just doesn't care. He
just tears into it like a poor wolverine.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, no, he certainly sounds like that guy. Also, like,
did you not see the footprints in it?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's That's where I'm coming from. It's like they're right there.
I mean, like it's clear there are so many flags
on this loaf of bread that should have deterred him
from making a sandwich out of it. Very accurate. I'm look,
it's not very often I side with the internet and
side against you know, bro code type of a thing here,
(04:57):
but I need to. This guy is in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Totally, he absolutely is. I Like, I feel like the
breakup might have been a smidge too far, Like, really,
that's what you're gonna break up with her over? You're
the idiot that ate the bread?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yes again despite all the warning side yes.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yes, and even if like I don't I think even
if you really are intending like to dake this person,
and they may be your wife in the future and
all that kind of stuff. I don't think a little
foot cheese on your bread is really going to end
the relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Maybe having the foot cheese in the first place should
have you questioning things.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Sure, for sure, I mean, I get it, it's gross,
But is it so gross that you'll never be able
to get over it?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That to me is so far down the list of
things that could possibly cause a breakup that I just
feel like, Yeah, there are just worse things in the
world than you're eating some footbread that your lady used
for her feet finder count.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I absolutely agree, And I mean, in all honesty, I
think if I'm the one who ate the foot bread,
like I would beat myself up more for that than
anything else. Like, it wouldn't cause a breakup. It would
just be me reliving that horrific moment over and over
and over again in my head forever.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
H Rebecca, you bring up a solid point. Where is
this man's shame? If? Yeah, like, yes, if this was me,
If this was me and I accidentally made a sandwich
out of my girlfriend's feet finder food stuff, yeah, I
am never telling anybody.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Correct, correct, that secret is going to the grave with me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I would sooner dump all the bread out of that bag,
put my head inside the bag, and take a deep
breath than tell anybody ever that I made a sandwich
out of my chicks foot bread.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's no. You don't tell anybody that story.
That makes you look so I would think as a friend,
if you're a friend telling me the situation and that
you've eaten your girlfriend's footbread, I will never be able
to look at you the same. I will think you
are the biggest dumbest person I've ever met in my life.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Also gross because you ate foot bread and that's all
I can ever think about dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, and that's also your new nickname footbread. Yeah. The
and so here's the other. Here's the other thing I'm
curious about. I want to get your take on this, Rebecca. Yeah,
would you be okay with your significant other doing an
adult side hustle like an only fans or feet finder
(07:39):
if it was just limited to feet? Like, there's a totaludity,
there's no you know, I mean, surely this is a
fetish thing and it's sexualized, But if it's just feet,
are you cool with it?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm totally cool. With it, and I'd be lying if
I hadn't said, like, thought of this on my own,
Like I'm this, I have too many morals because it
is like it is very prostituty in a weird way.
Even though it's just feet. You're not doing anything wrong.
Somebody else is doing the wrong part. But that feels
gross to me. So again I'm this close, like sometimes
(08:14):
you're like, oh, I really need the money.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Was that a store in the mall at one point?
It's just feet?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, I think it still exists.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is it a store that I think it could is
or could be?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Because I think wasn't it like to you put your
feet you like, they measure it and then they give
you the right cushion for your shoes or something.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You're right, I think it was a I think it
was a store in the mall to get personalized or thought. Yeah,
whereas it's still kind of that. I mean, if I
walk past that at the mall, it's just for feet.
I'm not thinking orthotics anymore because the Internet has completely
changed that phrase for me.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Honestly, now that you say that, I'm so prize to
coffee foot fetish shop doesn't exist already, like, get your
feet and coffee at the same place instead of.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
The wooden stirs sticks. It's just toes.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Stirred by your barista's stinky feet.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's right. Excuse me, excuse me, honey. Can can I
get a little extra sweetener in this?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm sorry. Because we're on video, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Be like, yeah, oh yeah, there it is. That's the
stuff right there. I'm gonna freeze frame that. I'm gonna
sell that. I'm gonna sell that on the side. I'll
give you a cut. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But yeah, you know, you know, exclusive to unsolicited, get
your very own Rebecca Blackfoot tape.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
We can give them, like, what is it the NFTs?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
To our show. Here's a foot n FT.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Would you like that?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
No fun guy?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh god boom. We didn't need to look on Reddit
for our unsolicited story of the week because this one
is personal and controversial.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, because I actually might be the a hole this week.
I know, at least I'm aware. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I think I'm in the right though, let's find out.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, okay, it has to do with a kid's birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
A kid's birthday party.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yes, we've all been invited to a million birthday parties, right,
even though we don't have kids, I've got a million
nieces and nephews. This is not my first rodeo when
it comes to a birthday party.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
By the way, this kid is turning one. Okay, so
literally unaware of even having a birthday party. But naturally
parents are like, we gotta do the whole nine yards.
We got to get balloons, we got to do the
cake smash, you know all that stuff. Right. So it
just so happened to be looking at the birthday invitation
(11:01):
and at the bottom it says, in lieu of presence,
please donate to our child's college fund. Oh now, initial thoughts,
what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Nope, nope, nope, I am no, I'm not. I'm not
donating to your child.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Thank you me either. You chose to have the kid,
you get to pay for the kids college. Until then,
I'm going to continue to show up as fun Aunt
or fun Rebecca and give you the loudest, most annoying
present I can possibly find. By the way, it wouldn't
have been loud and annoying until you said in lieu
of presence donate to the college fund. Now it's I'm
(11:39):
adding the annoying part to it. So drum kit DJ booth,
I'm getting it for your one year old child.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Little shines.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right symbols is such a good one. I bet that's
pretty cheap too.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh yeah yeah, fish your price my first set of symbols.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
M yeah. So does that make me the the a
hole because one, I'm not gonna donate to your kids
college fund, and two now you forced me to go
excessive and petty and get you the loudest possible present.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I like how you're putting the blame on them, like
they're forcing you to be petty.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
They are. I'm sorry, I think it's kind of petty
to put that on a birthday invitation for your one
year old. Are they gonna thank me in twenty years
when they're in college? Hey, thanks, thanks Rebecca for paying
for college for me. No, they're not, because that kid
has no clue.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I'm fascinated by your deflection, yeer, and I feel like
there's more to unpack on that, but I'm gonna try
to focus more on the on the topic in hand
number one. Whether or not I think or anyone thinks
you're the A hole in this situation. I think you
know is irrelevant because you already feel you already feel
justified and going like I'm not paying for your kids anything, right,
(12:55):
you just you just you're looking for validation.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, and and that what I am the A hole
is all about looking for validation. I want people to
team up against these other people, yes, with me, and
I want everybody else to be as enraged by a
college fund ask.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
So here's where I'm going to help you out. I
am absolutely on your side on this. You are not
the a hole. The parents are the a holes in
this scenario.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
And they're huge, gaping ones because, like you said, it
was their decision to have the kid, and they're also
making some really big assumptions about a one year old.
They're assuming this child is going to be smart enough
to get into college to have their friends and family
pay for it.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yes, that is such a good point.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Because if we're being honest, if you ask your friends
and family to donate money instead of developmentally rich toys
as a youngster, they may not have the ability to
process things like a normal child, and therefore maybe not
even have the chance to go go to college or
(14:02):
what if that kid.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Goes to college and then drops out immediately? Do I
get my money back?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah? I mean they really are. They're making lots of
assumptions here. Yeah, and I'm not on board with it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I'm not either.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And I and you actually made up another great point.
As a one year old, that kid's not thinking about college.
That kid, No, that kid's not even going to remember
the birthday party anyway, exactly. So it's all about in
the moment, give the child an amazing gift that's going
to light them up. They're going to be excited for
not an not fourteen pages of a course book for
(14:38):
whatever class is possibly coming in eighteen years.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, and if you want to throw away the toy
that I gave them two weeks later, that's that's fine.
That's your business. I don't care. I already had my
moment with your child. They were very excited when I
gave them a gift. In no way is your kid
going to be excited when I'm like, here's the receipt
for your GoFundMe.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah. I hope this is not a new trend, because
this is one that I will set fire to.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Like, I'm already like I have to pay taxes. Right,
I'm already paying for your kids public education if they
go to public school. Right? Is that not enough for you?
Like you want more out of my pocket for your
kid that you decided to have.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So here's what you do. You take your you take
your property tax statement, and you put that in a box,
wrap it up with some lovely birthday wrapping with a bow,
and say, here you go, timmy happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I've paid for your education in some former fashion. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I have done my party and paying for your state
mandated education.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's not just doing your part. I've done above and
beyond on doing my part on that. I've probably paid
for your kids entire school, public life school.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah right, I mean we're if we're going to be
doing that accepting donations for kids college funds, then at
a retirement party someday, then I would like to, in
lieu of retirement presence, accept donations to go to my
retirement fund.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yes exactly. I mean, am I crazy? Or is that
just like rude to ask somebody for money for not
even like this isn't even for like a valid reason,
like you're not in the hospital, you don't have medical
bills piling up, right, you're literally just asking for money
to send your kid to college in eighteen years from now.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, and again, especially when you're assuming that this child's
going to go to college, what if they end up becoming,
you know, just a YouTuber like all kids today want
to be, in which case college is not anywhere near
a necessity. So what then happens to the college fund
that you've had your friends and family donate to over
the years at various birthday parties. Where does that money go?
(16:56):
Like you said, Rebecca, do you get your donations back?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
No? I think at that point they probably just take
the cash and run and they're going on the fanciest
possible vacation they can because you know why, the kids
out of school and they don't have to pay for anything.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, at that point, it's the parents' party fund, and
I'm and I will set fire to that as well.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Same or you better invite me for free to go
with you.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
It's not bad. You could treat it sort of like
an MPR type situation or you know, PBS. Yeah, we'll
give you this lovely coffee mug if you just send
us twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's the coffee mug. I want the vacation.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
And again I can't, I cannot, I cannot let this go.
They're making wild assumptions about the future of this child.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I mean, yeah, I how do you even know it? One,
if they're college material, I don't. I can't invest in that.
That's a terrible investment.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That is a terrible investment. Uh. Like, I'm pretty sure
that would get you, you know, disbarred from the stock
exchange or something, if you tried to do this with
with like, you know, a commodity.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, it's like colleges that want to pick up a
seventh grader for football. I'm like, no, you don't know
anything about how they're going to turn out.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
In four years, right, because you're assuming this kid's going
to go to college, yeah, and not prison. So I
mean it could shift wildly from Okay, it's a college fund, yay,
and then seventeenth birthday, we're just gonna shift this into
the defense fund.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I was gonna say, I will tell you if that
if the invitation had said, in lieu of presence, please
donate to my child's future prison fund, I might have donated.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We are back to unsolicited she's Rebecca Black. I'm Daniel Malley.
You know, it appears the Instagram algorithm really wants Rebecca
to know something.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, that I'm a psychopath. And I mean I already
know it. That's fine. I already am well aware of
who I am and what I do, right, But I
don't need the Internet to continually bringing it up to me.
Have you heard this story about women who like choose
not to wear makeup or psychopaths?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No, I've never heard that. I just assume that just
means they're more down to earth and maybe natural or
whatever makes sense, or lazy also that is a very
strong possibility, or just have just absolutely had it.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Maybe a little bit of both could be.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I did see a story recently though that said cycle
paths will drink their coffee black, or maybe the way
it was phrased is people who drink their coffee black
tend to be cycle paths, something along those lines.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
No, you are correct, and again, I will drink my
coffee black. It's not my preferred way, but if it's
there and that's all I've got, I will absolutely drink
it black.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Like actually black sweeteners or black with sweeter.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I could do black with sweetener as well. I have
a hierarchy of order, and plain black is my least favorite.
But I will drink it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Interesting, will you not?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Desperate times called for desperate measures?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
If I have to, I guess I will. But I
prefer black with some sweetener.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yes, it's same. Now, little little creamer two is nice.
I like it all but if I'm forced to drink
black coffee, I will.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
All right, this was not intended. I should I should
rephrase this. This was unsolicited and unintended. We're going to
do a brief tangent here. Yeah, yeah, double kiss, good job,
do it. Okay, So here is my Here is my
coffee hierarchy, all right, okay? Like you? On the bottom
is black coffee with nothing in it? Okay, Yes, I
will drink it if I am absolutely desperate, right, but
(20:50):
it is. It is the very bottom of my preferences.
I like black coffee with sweetener. That's what I typically
have every morning, hot hot, ye black coffee with sweetener. Oh,
I can go either iced coffee. I want some creamer
in there.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah yeah, Now hot coffee with creamer needs to be Bailey's.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I can get on board with that. I don't know
anybody that's gonna question that.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
So that is my very specific coffee higherarchy. So it
will be iced coffees with creamer, hot coffee with creamer,
but it has to be Bailey's creamer. And then hot
black coffee with sweetener is my normal spot. And the
very bottom bringing up the rear end is just hot
black nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah. I saw like a meme where it's like, you know,
you could drink your coffee black, or you can have
a little bit of heaven on earth and put a
little cream and sugar in it, and I'm I need
the cream and sugar in it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, did you do it as a calorie cutting thing? Yep,
that same So did I did the exact same thing.
And then now that I'm in my forties, I'm like,
f that I'm getting some creamer.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
So what is your coffee hierarchy before we get into
your Instagram algorithm?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, Like the hierarchy has to be hands down, hot coffee,
creamer and esplenda and that's it. Got it, Okay, And
I'll drink I'll drink that hot or cold, but hot
is the number one way. Like it can be one
hundred degrees outside in the summertime, and I'm still gonna
want a hot coffee. Yeah, but not to say I
don't love a cold brew as well. I do love cold.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Brew, all right, So even more specific, So what I'll
do is I like hot coffee in the morning and
iced coffee in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, totally, that absolutely makes sense. Not that I won't
take a hot coffee in the afternoon, but yes, I understand,
I understand having the iced coffee a second.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah. Okay, So now that we've now that we've learned
about each others, yeah, now that we've established each other's
unsolicited coffee hierarchies. Yes, let's go back to your Instagram
algorithm and what it really wants you to know that
you are a psychopath.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, and I don't know if you recall this from
last week, but I did not wear any makeup last week.
I did not wear any makeup the week before. I
think anytime I've done any sort of podcast anything with you,
I have had no makeup on. So to see in
my Instagram fee that I am a psychopath just makes sense,
(23:24):
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I suppose it might. Is that the reason though you're
wearing makeup today? Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yes, it is because I Instagram has shamed me into
feeling as though I need to put on a little
something before I go on camera.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Well, in that case, then maybe you're not a psychopath,
because if you were a true psychopath, I don't think
you would care what Instagram thinks about you.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Normally I wouldn't, but when it is repeatedly shoved into
your face over and over again, it gets a little
like worrisome. Okay. I had a whole meltdown of like, well,
maybe I am a psychopath?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Are you legitimately worried that you might be?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I already know I am. I'm not like the I'm
not like the killing kind. I'm like the fun, lovable
neighbor psychopath.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Like you're the cuddly psycho path next door.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, not the mercury one.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I'll hug you, but not to death.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I won't hug you. I will not hug you. Oh.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Not a hugger either, Okay, I'm not a hugger.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
No like touching.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh interesting, Sometimes my wife is like that too.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah okay, yeah, every now and then it's okay, But
there's always like an exception to the rule, right, But
for the most part, I'm like, don't touch me.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm I'm learning more and more about you as with
each passing week, especially now that I'm remembering when we
first met in person, we hugged.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
That's okay, that's acceptable. Okay again, except there's an exception
to every role.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Gotcha? Okay? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Like now if we hug every time we see each other,
then I might be like, okay, we've had enough hugs.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Back door through all right, sir. I did a little
diligence here, so I decided to pull up a psychopathy test.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Great.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So I'm a big fan of this type of stuff.
I remember back in like the late nineties early two thousands,
personality tests were everywhere and I was taken.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh, there's so fun.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah. So now I'm curious to see if they've been
updated at all. Not that I've ever taken a am
I a psychopath test?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
But we're going to God, I like we all should.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I'm now going to administer this test to you in
the most unscientific process imaginable, which is on a podcast. Yeah,
and I'll I'll take it with you a little bit.
This is supposed to be short, It's like three minutes,
and I'm going to read some statements in or questions.
There's like twenty of them, and you just need to
tell me how strongly you agree or disagree. So there's one, two, three, four, five,
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you've got strongly disagree, somewhat disagree whatever in the middle, Uh,
somewhat agree, strongly agree. All right, Okay, all right, let's
say in the middle is I don't care, it depends
or something. Okay, So we'll see how many of those
you get. Okay, Rebecca Black, are you a psychopath? Let's
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find out strongly agree? Well, I don't let the test
now that it was a trick test and you failed.
Number one. I've always found it easy to convince people
to do favors for me.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh my gosh, Yes, strongly guilty of that. Yes, strongly agree.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Number two. When I know someone is struggling, I think
of them often and hope they're doing Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I don't even want to admit this. No, I am
very much an out of sight, out of mind person.
You can tell me the worst thing that's going on
in your life at dinner, and tomorrow it will be
completely gone. I don't it's not on purpose. I soware
Oh oh god, is it going well?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Is this going, well, dude, we're really two in and
I feel like I already have a diagnosis.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm done. I am cool.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh. I will say when I read this question, when
I know someone is struggling, I think of them often
and hope they're doing okay. It's important that they threw
that in there and hope they're doing okay, because it
maybe it depends on the person. Like if I know,
like if it's somebody that I hate and they're struggling
and I think of them often, it's not because I'm
hoping they're doing okay. It's because I hope they're still struggling. Totally,
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But that's different. That's more revenge based anyway. Number Three,
other people make so many stupid mistakes compared to me.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'm gonna stay in the middle on that.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Okay, in the middle, it's fine, Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna say, like, if I'm in a work environment, yes,
one hundred percent, you're making all the stupid mistakes, you idiot,
get out of my way.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
If if it's me at home, I'm talking that way
to myself. If that makes any sense, No, it does one.
So it's like that's a middle.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm right there with you. I do that as well.
I'm pretty self critical. So like when it says other
people make so many stupid mistakes compared to me, to me,
both things can be true. Yes, yes, Number four, I
don't see a problem with lying if it helps me
get what I want.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Okay, Like, I know lying is wrong, but I've also
done it to get my way. I was waiting for
the butt horrible, horrible.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
So what would that be then for the answer? Strongly disagree,
strongly agree, somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I think in the middle, in the middle, okay, Like
I'm not a compulsive liar. Does that help? Like I don't,
I don't go out of my way to lie.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Well, I think in this case it helps you be
it helps you lean more towards psychopathy because you're doing
it intentionally to get something you want. Just pulsively lying,
then that's a totally different syndrome.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Why you got a word it like that? Sorry, now
I sound like a horrible human being.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Number five. If someone told me that I hurt their feelings,
I would feel badly.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh I would feel badly about that.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, so strongly agree.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, I would strongly agree.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
See this is this is where remember how I told
you last week that I typically operate in the gray area.
Uh huh. This is one of those times, because if
someone told me that I hurt their feelings, I would
feel badly Well did they deserve it?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Good point?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
This is where this is where me asking qualifying questions
comes into play and drives my wife absolutely crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, you're absolutely right, though. I My whole thing is
like I have like that like a people pleaser kind
of mentality or whatever, and so like I get really
upset when people will get their feelings hurt, but also
like hurting feelings. Weirdly, this sounds so bad like my
love language. Like if I don't like you.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
And I'm not giving you like joke joke, you're being
here and there or whatever, like I probably don't actually
like that makes sense?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
It does? I get that. I absolutely do get that
all right. Number six. In truth, I find most people
boring or stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, strongly agree. That's almost too strongly.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Agree, Like I need another bubble that that's even Yeah.
Number seven, people often blame me for things that are
actually their fault.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Uh, I don't. That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I don't know on that one.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
People often blame me for things that are actually their fault.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't know that I've really gotten blamed a whole
heck of a lot.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
How about somewhat disagree.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, I'm gonna say somewhat disagree on that, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Number eight, People who refuse to break rules out of
principle are foolish. They'll never get ahead.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hmm, that's a hard one. I think I'm kind of
in between, because I think you can do.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Both, gotcha. Number nine, Seeing someone cry has little effect
on me other than maybe irritating me.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yes, crying. People crying can be irritating. I hate it
when people on social media cry, like filming yourself? What
is happening? What is that about? Keep your tears to yourself? Please?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
And I was wondering what the title for today's episode
was going to be.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Oh no, what is it? Keep your tears to yourself?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's right, we are back to unsolicited And apparently I
have poked the bear because in the in the in
the midst of giving Rebecca this am I a psychopath test,
she is threatening me during commercial breaks with revenge quizzes.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yes, somewhere I'm gonna find some sort of toxic masculinity quiz,
and then we're going to see how you pan out.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, you know what, I feel like this is going
well enough. I'm willing to see how that plays out.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay, thanks, great, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
So let's pick back up. We are at number nine
on is Rebecca a psychopath? Seeing someone cry has little
effect on me other than maybe irritating me. So where
did you fall on that one? Strongly disagree or strongly agree.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm going to say strongly agree. Strongly people crying is annoying.
I will say, though, I think if I did see
somebody in public crying, I would feel sorry for them
and see if I could help or something that is nice.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So you're showing some human emotion. Yeah, a little bit
of empathy, just not too much.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
For me, I get irritated when people keep like coughing
and sneezing, even though I know that they can't control it,
but I'm irritated that they don't do anything about it. Right, Yes, like,
go get a drink of water, leave the movie theater,
whatever it is, Quit bugging me with your uncontrollable bodily functions.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I would absolutely agree with that.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
All right. Number ten, it's fun to antagonize people, just
to see how upset they get.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Radios taught me that. Yes, absolutely, the further I and
I'm real good at pushing buttons, like I know where
to stick the knife, I know how to twist.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
It and just how far.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yep. And I will always take it too far. Always. Yeah,
I'm sorry, I really will.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's bad, all right, So maybe I should be a
little scared about whatever test you find for me. No.
Number eleven. I get uncomfortable at the thought of committing
a crime.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I need to see this is I'm gonna be. I'm
gonna live in your gray zone? What's the level of crime?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
And not only that, but why am I committing the crime?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, like the obviously there's gotta be a good reason
for the crime.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yes, I mean, I look at it this way. If
I'm considering committing a crime, I've got a good reason
for you.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Agreed.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I feel like that might be my most psychopathic tendency
as trung as I feel justified. I don't give a
damn about your laws.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, absolutely, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
So I get uncomfortable with the thought of committing a crime.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So I'm gonna say somewhere on there, all right, that'll.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Work, all right. Number twelve. I usually know just what
to say to make other people do what I want.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, I mean I would agree.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Because this is again, this is this is how how
you word things matters. I usually know just what to
say to make other people do what I want. I
might know what to say, but I don't do it.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
That's true. Yeah, it's not always. It doesn't always happen.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Step up your game psychology today, reword some of these
so agree, disagree in the middle.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, I'm probably in the middle on that one. I think.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
All right, lucky thirteen, I'll do whatever it takes to
feel a thrill.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, I'm definitely a dopa mean seer. Like I'm definitely
a dopa mean seer.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
All right, strongly agree. Fourteen It is important to honor
financial obligations.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I would say yes, strongly agree, Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Fifteen Everyone else seems emotional and whiny compared to me.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah. I have made that statement to my husband a
million times over. Like, I'm like, I don't ask for
a whole lot from you. I really don't. Yeah, yeah,
pretty much?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Wow, okay. Uh. Number sixteen. Helping other people instead of
focusing on myself is usually a waste of time.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I don't get me wrong. I do like to help
other people, but I also.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Love me some me I'll put somewhat agree.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, that's in the middle.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Oh, number sixty.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Come on, you feel that way about your self, right,
If you don't make you a priority, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I think that is true. I mean they do tell
us on planes to first put the mask over your face.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Then, yeah, that was the perfect example.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, all right, seventeen. I don't understand people who are
anxious or fearful all the time, because nothing really scares me.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I mean, no, I disagree with that, all right. I
mean other people's anxiety. Yeah, it's annoying, but it's it's real.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
But you get it. Yeah, yeah, okay, eighteen. Some people
just aren't meant to succeed in life, and that is
not my problem.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Well, that's harsh. I think people are meant to succeed
in their own ways. That was such a political answer.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
It was so diplomatic. I'm ready to nominate you for
some sort of ambassadorship. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Everybody is supposed to be successful in their own way.
It's not for me to decide what is successful in
their lives.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'm not sure how that falls on this scale.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I'd see in the middle.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, okay, let's go dead in the middle.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
In the middle. If you don't win and doubt, just
go with a middle answer.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Fair enough. Nineteen. I wear my heart on my sleeve.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Uh No, I think I hide all of my emotions
very well.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
But you, but you definitely wear your opinions correct.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yes. Oh, I'm the first to say a million things
about something, but about me personally. No, that's that's kept
to me for years and years until my trauma comes
bubbling up in other ways.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh, that sounds exciting for the future of this show.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I get ready for it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Number twenty last one. If a rule or law would
get in the way of my goals, I feel justified
in breaking it.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Justified word. I'm not going to go out of my
way to break rules or laws, but if it's necessary,
then yeah, you will have justice.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yes, all right, so somewhat agree, Yeah, all right, sort
of like the speech that Russell Crowe gives in Gladiator.
I will have my vengeance in this life for the
next it's gonna happen. Don't care about your Roman laws
and customs. I will get you commedists. All right, so
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here we go. Let's score the test and find out
is Rebecca Black a psychopath?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I already know the answer.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Well, I mean in that case, i'd say I have
bad news, but you already know the answer. So congratulations,
you are. You are confirmed for your spot in the nuthouse.
According to this Psychology Today quiz, you now need to
register with some type of local authorities so we can
keep tabs on you and your movements.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Okay, great, amazing. Already said. I'm not the murdery kind.
I'm not gonna kill anybody.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Unless they get in your way.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Maybe unless they just really.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Really asked for it, they had it coming.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
If you are listening to us, be sure to follow
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subscribe for Rebecca Black. I'm Dan, O'Malley and this was unsolicited.
Hmm. You didn't ask for it, but you need to
hear it. Hot takes bold opinions and some bitter truths.
We're going to say what needs to be said, even
if no one asked. She's Rebecca Black, I'm Dan, O'Malley,
and this is unsolicited Rebecca. I'd like to start this
(00:23):
week with possibly the craziest breakup story I have ever heard.
I'm not saying something because I've been around a while
and I've read a lot of news.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You've broken up with a lot of people, Actually not
that many. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Most of the crazy ones have been through the news
that I've read throughout the years. But this one takes
the cake or the bread. A bizarre breakup story is
making waves online. A man ended his relationship after discovering
he had eaten bread that his girlfriend used to film
content for her Feet Finder fans. What Yeah, She'd been
(01:03):
pressing her feet into slices of bread as part of
custom fetish requests Corruss, and she left the loaf out
at home, unaware her boyfriend made himself a sandwich. When
she admitted the bread was indeed part of her paid content,
(01:25):
he was disgusted and said he couldn't look at her
the same way. The incident led to an immediate breakup.
Now this story has sparked outrageous debate online, some arguing
he overreacted and should have supported her side hustle very
twenty first century, while others say his reaction totally justified.
(01:47):
Either way, the phrase foot bread has now become an
Internet meme and one of the strangest breakup reasons of
the year. Rebecca, have you heard of a crazier break
story then the foot bread breakup?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I think that is definitely at the top of my
list for the weirdest breakups.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah. The text exchange between the two is also entertaining.
The boyfriend sent a photo I guess from her feet
finder account that shows her feet pressing into two slices
of bread, right with the text saying yes to all
those weird requests because Hot Girls Summer won't fund.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Itself, which is true, it won't.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The boyfriend texts her, please don't tell me you put
this bread back in the fridge. Her response, I labeled
it with client's name. Did you eat it?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
His fare?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
His response, yes, I ate it. I don't care how
much money you make from this? I'm done, and then
she responds with pick up my call please.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I mean, this really sounds like he was probably already
looking for a reason to jump her anyway, and this
might have been just like the icing on the cake.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I feel like you could have found something before the
foot imprints in the bread that you made a sandwich
out of.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I mean, he probably could have been because sometimes guys are,
you know, really bad at breakups, and it was like,
let me look for the most random thing possible, and
that just happened to be it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I guess. But I can't help but find a little
bit of fault in him on this because if you
pull out bread, every time I pull out a slice
of bread, I look at it. I think I inspect it.
What for most normal people are inspecting for mold, correct,
(03:42):
But if my significant other is involved in feet finder stuff,
I'm going to look for mold and feet print before
I make a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, but it all started like she put a name
on the front of the bread. Would that not be
a dead giveaway when you pull out the bread, like, oh,
why is someone's name on? This must not be for me?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It should be And maybe this opens up a whole
other can of worms.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He clearly is stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's one. The other is he is a breakroom food
thief at work. Oh, like he's so used, he is
so used to looking the other way at somebody else's
name on a food item. He just doesn't care. He
just tears into it like a poor wolverine.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, no, he certainly sounds like that guy. Also, like,
did you not see the footprints in it?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's That's where I'm coming from. It's like they're right there.
I mean, like it's clear there are so many flags
on this loaf of bread that should have deterred him
from making a sandwich out of it. Very accurate. I'm look,
it's not very often I side with the internet and
side against you know, bro code type of a thing here,
(04:57):
but I need to. This guy is in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Totally, he absolutely is. I Like, I feel like the
breakup might have been a smidge too far, Like, really,
that's what you're gonna break up with her over? You're
the idiot that ate the bread?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yes again despite all the warning side yes.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yes, and even if like I don't I think even
if you really are intending like to dake this person,
and they may be your wife in the future and
all that kind of stuff. I don't think a little
foot cheese on your bread is really going to end
the relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Maybe having the foot cheese in the first place should
have you questioning things.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Sure, for sure, I mean, I get it, it's gross,
But is it so gross that you'll never be able
to get over it?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That to me is so far down the list of
things that could possibly cause a breakup that I just
feel like, Yeah, there are just worse things in the
world than you're eating some footbread that your lady used
for her feet finder count.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I absolutely agree, And I mean, in all honesty, I
think if I'm the one who ate the foot bread,
like I would beat myself up more for that than
anything else. Like, it wouldn't cause a breakup. It would
just be me reliving that horrific moment over and over
and over again in my head forever.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
H Rebecca, you bring up a solid point. Where is
this man's shame? If? Yeah, like, yes, if this was me,
If this was me and I accidentally made a sandwich
out of my girlfriend's feet finder food stuff, yeah, I
am never telling anybody.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Correct, correct, that secret is going to the grave with me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I would sooner dump all the bread out of that bag,
put my head inside the bag, and take a deep
breath than tell anybody ever that I made a sandwich
out of my chicks foot bread.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's no. You don't tell anybody that story.
That makes you look so I would think as a friend,
if you're a friend telling me the situation and that
you've eaten your girlfriend's footbread, I will never be able
to look at you the same. I will think you
are the biggest dumbest person I've ever met in my life.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Also gross because you ate foot bread and that's all
I can ever think about dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, and that's also your new nickname footbread. Yeah. The
and so here's the other. Here's the other thing I'm
curious about. I want to get your take on this, Rebecca. Yeah,
would you be okay with your significant other doing an
adult side hustle like an only fans or feet finder
(07:39):
if it was just limited to feet? Like, there's a totaludity,
there's no you know, I mean, surely this is a
fetish thing and it's sexualized, But if it's just feet,
are you cool with it?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm totally cool. With it, and I'd be lying if
I hadn't said, like, thought of this on my own,
Like I'm this, I have too many morals because it
is like it is very prostituty in a weird way.
Even though it's just feet. You're not doing anything wrong.
Somebody else is doing the wrong part. But that feels
gross to me. So again I'm this close, like sometimes
(08:14):
you're like, oh, I really need the money.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Was that a store in the mall at one point?
It's just feet?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, I think it still exists.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is it a store that I think it could is
or could be?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Because I think wasn't it like to you put your
feet you like, they measure it and then they give
you the right cushion for your shoes or something.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You're right, I think it was a I think it
was a store in the mall to get personalized or thought. Yeah,
whereas it's still kind of that. I mean, if I
walk past that at the mall, it's just for feet.
I'm not thinking orthotics anymore because the Internet has completely
changed that phrase for me.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Honestly, now that you say that, I'm so prize to
coffee foot fetish shop doesn't exist already, like, get your
feet and coffee at the same place instead of.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
The wooden stirs sticks. It's just toes.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Stirred by your barista's stinky feet.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's right. Excuse me, excuse me, honey. Can can I
get a little extra sweetener in this?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm sorry. Because we're on video, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Be like, yeah, oh yeah, there it is. That's the
stuff right there. I'm gonna freeze frame that. I'm gonna
sell that. I'm gonna sell that on the side. I'll
give you a cut. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But yeah, you know, you know, exclusive to unsolicited, get
your very own Rebecca Blackfoot tape.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
We can give them, like, what is it the NFTs?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
To our show. Here's a foot n FT.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Would you like that?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
No fun guy?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh god boom. We didn't need to look on Reddit
for our unsolicited story of the week because this one
is personal and controversial.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, because I actually might be the a hole this week.
I know, at least I'm aware. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I think I'm in the right though, let's find out.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, okay, it has to do with a kid's birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
A kid's birthday party.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yes, we've all been invited to a million birthday parties, right,
even though we don't have kids, I've got a million
nieces and nephews. This is not my first rodeo when
it comes to a birthday party.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
By the way, this kid is turning one. Okay, so
literally unaware of even having a birthday party. But naturally
parents are like, we gotta do the whole nine yards.
We got to get balloons, we got to do the
cake smash, you know all that stuff. Right. So it
just so happened to be looking at the birthday invitation
(11:01):
and at the bottom it says, in lieu of presence,
please donate to our child's college fund. Oh now, initial thoughts,
what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Nope, nope, nope, I am no, I'm not. I'm not
donating to your child.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Thank you me either. You chose to have the kid,
you get to pay for the kids college. Until then,
I'm going to continue to show up as fun Aunt
or fun Rebecca and give you the loudest, most annoying
present I can possibly find. By the way, it wouldn't
have been loud and annoying until you said in lieu
of presence donate to the college fund. Now it's I'm
(11:39):
adding the annoying part to it. So drum kit DJ booth,
I'm getting it for your one year old child.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Little shines.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right symbols is such a good one. I bet that's
pretty cheap too.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh yeah yeah, fish your price my first set of symbols.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
M yeah. So does that make me the the a
hole because one, I'm not gonna donate to your kids
college fund, and two now you forced me to go
excessive and petty and get you the loudest possible present.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I like how you're putting the blame on them, like
they're forcing you to be petty.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
They are. I'm sorry, I think it's kind of petty
to put that on a birthday invitation for your one
year old. Are they gonna thank me in twenty years
when they're in college? Hey, thanks, thanks Rebecca for paying
for college for me. No, they're not, because that kid
has no clue.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I'm fascinated by your deflection, yeer, and I feel like
there's more to unpack on that, but I'm gonna try
to focus more on the on the topic in hand
number one. Whether or not I think or anyone thinks
you're the A hole in this situation. I think you
know is irrelevant because you already feel you already feel
justified and going like I'm not paying for your kids anything, right,
(12:55):
you just you just you're looking for validation.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, and and that what I am the A hole
is all about looking for validation. I want people to
team up against these other people, yes, with me, and
I want everybody else to be as enraged by a
college fund ask.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
So here's where I'm going to help you out. I
am absolutely on your side on this. You are not
the a hole. The parents are the a holes in
this scenario.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
And they're huge, gaping ones because, like you said, it
was their decision to have the kid, and they're also
making some really big assumptions about a one year old.
They're assuming this child is going to be smart enough
to get into college to have their friends and family
pay for it.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yes, that is such a good point.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Because if we're being honest, if you ask your friends
and family to donate money instead of developmentally rich toys
as a youngster, they may not have the ability to
process things like a normal child, and therefore maybe not
even have the chance to go go to college or
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what if that kid.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Goes to college and then drops out immediately? Do I
get my money back?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah? I mean they really are. They're making lots of
assumptions here. Yeah, and I'm not on board with it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I'm not either.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And I and you actually made up another great point.
As a one year old, that kid's not thinking about college.
That kid, No, that kid's not even going to remember
the birthday party anyway, exactly. So it's all about in
the moment, give the child an amazing gift that's going
to light them up. They're going to be excited for
not an not fourteen pages of a course book for
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whatever class is possibly coming in eighteen years.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, and if you want to throw away the toy
that I gave them two weeks later, that's that's fine.
That's your business. I don't care. I already had my
moment with your child. They were very excited when I
gave them a gift. In no way is your kid
going to be excited when I'm like, here's the receipt
for your GoFundMe.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah. I hope this is not a new trend, because
this is one that I will set fire to.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Like, I'm already like I have to pay taxes. Right,
I'm already paying for your kids public education if they
go to public school. Right? Is that not enough for you?
Like you want more out of my pocket for your
kid that you decided to have.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So here's what you do. You take your you take
your property tax statement, and you put that in a box,
wrap it up with some lovely birthday wrapping with a bow,
and say, here you go, timmy happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I've paid for your education in some former fashion. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I have done my party and paying for your state
mandated education.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's not just doing your part. I've done above and
beyond on doing my part on that. I've probably paid
for your kids entire school, public life school.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah right, I mean we're if we're going to be
doing that accepting donations for kids college funds, then at
a retirement party someday, then I would like to, in
lieu of retirement presence, accept donations to go to my
retirement fund.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yes exactly. I mean, am I crazy? Or is that
just like rude to ask somebody for money for not
even like this isn't even for like a valid reason,
like you're not in the hospital, you don't have medical
bills piling up, right, you're literally just asking for money
to send your kid to college in eighteen years from now.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, and again, especially when you're assuming that this child's
going to go to college, what if they end up becoming,
you know, just a YouTuber like all kids today want
to be, in which case college is not anywhere near
a necessity. So what then happens to the college fund
that you've had your friends and family donate to over
the years at various birthday parties. Where does that money go?
(16:56):
Like you said, Rebecca, do you get your donations back?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
No? I think at that point they probably just take
the cash and run and they're going on the fanciest
possible vacation they can because you know why, the kids
out of school and they don't have to pay for anything.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, at that point, it's the parents' party fund, and
I'm and I will set fire to that as well.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Same or you better invite me for free to go
with you.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
It's not bad. You could treat it sort of like
an MPR type situation or you know, PBS. Yeah, we'll
give you this lovely coffee mug if you just send
us twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's the coffee mug. I want the vacation.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
And again I can't, I cannot, I cannot let this go.
They're making wild assumptions about the future of this child.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I mean, yeah, I how do you even know it? One,
if they're college material, I don't. I can't invest in that.
That's a terrible investment.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That is a terrible investment. Uh. Like, I'm pretty sure
that would get you, you know, disbarred from the stock
exchange or something, if you tried to do this with
with like, you know, a commodity.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, it's like colleges that want to pick up a
seventh grader for football. I'm like, no, you don't know
anything about how they're going to turn out.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
In four years, right, because you're assuming this kid's going
to go to college, yeah, and not prison. So I
mean it could shift wildly from Okay, it's a college fund, yay,
and then seventeenth birthday, we're just gonna shift this into
the defense fund.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I was gonna say, I will tell you if that
if the invitation had said, in lieu of presence, please
donate to my child's future prison fund, I might have donated.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We are back to unsolicited she's Rebecca Black. I'm Daniel Malley.
You know, it appears the Instagram algorithm really wants Rebecca
to know something.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, that I'm a psychopath. And I mean I already
know it. That's fine. I already am well aware of
who I am and what I do, right, But I
don't need the Internet to continually bringing it up to me.
Have you heard this story about women who like choose
not to wear makeup or psychopaths?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No, I've never heard that. I just assume that just
means they're more down to earth and maybe natural or
whatever makes sense, or lazy also that is a very
strong possibility, or just have just absolutely had it.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Maybe a little bit of both could be.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I did see a story recently though that said cycle
paths will drink their coffee black, or maybe the way
it was phrased is people who drink their coffee black
tend to be cycle paths, something along those lines.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
No, you are correct, and again, I will drink my
coffee black. It's not my preferred way, but if it's
there and that's all I've got, I will absolutely drink
it black.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Like actually black sweeteners or black with sweeter.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I could do black with sweetener as well. I have
a hierarchy of order, and plain black is my least favorite.
But I will drink it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Interesting, will you not?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Desperate times called for desperate measures?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
If I have to, I guess I will. But I
prefer black with some sweetener.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yes, it's same. Now, little little creamer two is nice.
I like it all but if I'm forced to drink
black coffee, I will.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
All right, this was not intended. I should I should
rephrase this. This was unsolicited and unintended. We're going to
do a brief tangent here. Yeah, yeah, double kiss, good job,
do it. Okay, So here is my Here is my
coffee hierarchy, all right, okay? Like you? On the bottom
is black coffee with nothing in it? Okay, Yes, I
will drink it if I am absolutely desperate, right, but
(20:50):
it is. It is the very bottom of my preferences.
I like black coffee with sweetener. That's what I typically
have every morning, hot hot, ye black coffee with sweetener. Oh,
I can go either iced coffee. I want some creamer
in there.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah yeah, Now hot coffee with creamer needs to be Bailey's.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I can get on board with that. I don't know
anybody that's gonna question that.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
So that is my very specific coffee higherarchy. So it
will be iced coffees with creamer, hot coffee with creamer,
but it has to be Bailey's creamer. And then hot
black coffee with sweetener is my normal spot. And the
very bottom bringing up the rear end is just hot
black nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah. I saw like a meme where it's like, you know,
you could drink your coffee black, or you can have
a little bit of heaven on earth and put a
little cream and sugar in it, and I'm I need
the cream and sugar in it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, did you do it as a calorie cutting thing? Yep,
that same So did I did the exact same thing.
And then now that I'm in my forties, I'm like,
f that I'm getting some creamer.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
So what is your coffee hierarchy before we get into
your Instagram algorithm?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, Like the hierarchy has to be hands down, hot coffee,
creamer and esplenda and that's it. Got it, Okay, And
I'll drink I'll drink that hot or cold, but hot
is the number one way. Like it can be one
hundred degrees outside in the summertime, and I'm still gonna
want a hot coffee. Yeah, but not to say I
don't love a cold brew as well. I do love cold.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Brew, all right, So even more specific, So what I'll
do is I like hot coffee in the morning and
iced coffee in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, totally, that absolutely makes sense. Not that I won't
take a hot coffee in the afternoon, but yes, I understand,
I understand having the iced coffee a second.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah. Okay, So now that we've now that we've learned
about each others, yeah, now that we've established each other's
unsolicited coffee hierarchies. Yes, let's go back to your Instagram
algorithm and what it really wants you to know that
you are a psychopath.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, and I don't know if you recall this from
last week, but I did not wear any makeup last week.
I did not wear any makeup the week before. I
think anytime I've done any sort of podcast anything with you,
I have had no makeup on. So to see in
my Instagram fee that I am a psychopath just makes sense,
(23:24):
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I suppose it might. Is that the reason though you're
wearing makeup today? Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yes, it is because I Instagram has shamed me into
feeling as though I need to put on a little
something before I go on camera.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Well, in that case, then maybe you're not a psychopath,
because if you were a true psychopath, I don't think
you would care what Instagram thinks about you.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Normally I wouldn't, but when it is repeatedly shoved into
your face over and over again, it gets a little
like worrisome. Okay. I had a whole meltdown of like, well,
maybe I am a psychopath?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Are you legitimately worried that you might be?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I already know I am. I'm not like the I'm
not like the killing kind. I'm like the fun, lovable
neighbor psychopath.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Like you're the cuddly psycho path next door.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, not the mercury one.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I'll hug you, but not to death.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I won't hug you. I will not hug you. Oh.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Not a hugger either, Okay, I'm not a hugger.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
No like touching.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh interesting, Sometimes my wife is like that too.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah okay, yeah, every now and then it's okay, But
there's always like an exception to the rule, right, But
for the most part, I'm like, don't touch me.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm I'm learning more and more about you as with
each passing week, especially now that I'm remembering when we
first met in person, we hugged.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
That's okay, that's acceptable. Okay again, except there's an exception
to every role.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Gotcha? Okay? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Like now if we hug every time we see each other,
then I might be like, okay, we've had enough hugs.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Back door through all right, sir. I did a little
diligence here, so I decided to pull up a psychopathy test.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Great.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So I'm a big fan of this type of stuff.
I remember back in like the late nineties early two thousands,
personality tests were everywhere and I was taken.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh, there's so fun.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah. So now I'm curious to see if they've been
updated at all. Not that I've ever taken a am
I a psychopath test?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
But we're going to God, I like we all should.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I'm now going to administer this test to you in
the most unscientific process imaginable, which is on a podcast. Yeah,
and I'll I'll take it with you a little bit.
This is supposed to be short, It's like three minutes,
and I'm going to read some statements in or questions.
There's like twenty of them, and you just need to
tell me how strongly you agree or disagree. So there's one, two, three, four, five,
(25:59):
you've got strongly disagree, somewhat disagree whatever in the middle, Uh,
somewhat agree, strongly agree. All right, Okay, all right, let's
say in the middle is I don't care, it depends
or something. Okay, So we'll see how many of those
you get. Okay, Rebecca Black, are you a psychopath? Let's
(26:19):
find out strongly agree? Well, I don't let the test
now that it was a trick test and you failed.
Number one. I've always found it easy to convince people
to do favors for me.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh my gosh, Yes, strongly guilty of that. Yes, strongly agree.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Number two. When I know someone is struggling, I think
of them often and hope they're doing Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I don't even want to admit this. No, I am
very much an out of sight, out of mind person.
You can tell me the worst thing that's going on
in your life at dinner, and tomorrow it will be
completely gone. I don't it's not on purpose. I soware
Oh oh god, is it going well?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Is this going, well, dude, we're really two in and
I feel like I already have a diagnosis.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm done. I am cool.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh. I will say when I read this question, when
I know someone is struggling, I think of them often
and hope they're doing okay. It's important that they threw
that in there and hope they're doing okay, because it
maybe it depends on the person. Like if I know,
like if it's somebody that I hate and they're struggling
and I think of them often, it's not because I'm
hoping they're doing okay. It's because I hope they're still struggling. Totally,
(27:40):
But that's different. That's more revenge based anyway. Number Three,
other people make so many stupid mistakes compared to me.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'm gonna stay in the middle on that.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Okay, in the middle, it's fine, Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna say, like, if I'm in a work environment, yes,
one hundred percent, you're making all the stupid mistakes, you idiot,
get out of my way.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
If if it's me at home, I'm talking that way
to myself. If that makes any sense, No, it does one.
So it's like that's a middle.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm right there with you. I do that as well.
I'm pretty self critical. So like when it says other
people make so many stupid mistakes compared to me, to me,
both things can be true. Yes, yes, Number four, I
don't see a problem with lying if it helps me
get what I want.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Okay, Like, I know lying is wrong, but I've also
done it to get my way. I was waiting for
the butt horrible, horrible.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
So what would that be then for the answer? Strongly disagree,
strongly agree, somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I think in the middle, in the middle, okay, Like
I'm not a compulsive liar. Does that help? Like I don't,
I don't go out of my way to lie.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Well, I think in this case it helps you be
it helps you lean more towards psychopathy because you're doing
it intentionally to get something you want. Just pulsively lying,
then that's a totally different syndrome.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Why you got a word it like that? Sorry, now
I sound like a horrible human being.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Number five. If someone told me that I hurt their feelings,
I would feel badly.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh I would feel badly about that.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, so strongly agree.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, I would strongly agree.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
See this is this is where remember how I told
you last week that I typically operate in the gray area.
Uh huh. This is one of those times, because if
someone told me that I hurt their feelings, I would
feel badly Well did they deserve it?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Good point?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
This is where this is where me asking qualifying questions
comes into play and drives my wife absolutely crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, you're absolutely right, though. I My whole thing is
like I have like that like a people pleaser kind
of mentality or whatever, and so like I get really
upset when people will get their feelings hurt, but also
like hurting feelings. Weirdly, this sounds so bad like my
love language. Like if I don't like you.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
And I'm not giving you like joke joke, you're being
here and there or whatever, like I probably don't actually
like that makes sense?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
It does? I get that. I absolutely do get that
all right. Number six. In truth, I find most people
boring or stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, strongly agree. That's almost too strongly.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Agree, Like I need another bubble that that's even Yeah.
Number seven, people often blame me for things that are
actually their fault.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Uh, I don't. That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I don't know on that one.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
People often blame me for things that are actually their fault.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't know that I've really gotten blamed a whole
heck of a lot.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
How about somewhat disagree.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, I'm gonna say somewhat disagree on that, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Number eight, People who refuse to break rules out of
principle are foolish. They'll never get ahead.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hmm, that's a hard one. I think I'm kind of
in between, because I think you can do.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Both, gotcha. Number nine, Seeing someone cry has little effect
on me other than maybe irritating me.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yes, crying. People crying can be irritating. I hate it
when people on social media cry, like filming yourself? What
is happening? What is that about? Keep your tears to yourself? Please?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
And I was wondering what the title for today's episode
was going to be.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Oh no, what is it? Keep your tears to yourself?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's right, we are back to unsolicited And apparently I
have poked the bear because in the in the in
the midst of giving Rebecca this am I a psychopath test,
she is threatening me during commercial breaks with revenge quizzes.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yes, somewhere I'm gonna find some sort of toxic masculinity quiz,
and then we're going to see how you pan out.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, you know what, I feel like this is going
well enough. I'm willing to see how that plays out.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay, thanks, great, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
So let's pick back up. We are at number nine
on is Rebecca a psychopath? Seeing someone cry has little
effect on me other than maybe irritating me. So where
did you fall on that one? Strongly disagree or strongly agree.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm going to say strongly agree. Strongly people crying is annoying.
I will say, though, I think if I did see
somebody in public crying, I would feel sorry for them
and see if I could help or something that is nice.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So you're showing some human emotion. Yeah, a little bit
of empathy, just not too much.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
For me, I get irritated when people keep like coughing
and sneezing, even though I know that they can't control it,
but I'm irritated that they don't do anything about it. Right, Yes, like,
go get a drink of water, leave the movie theater,
whatever it is, Quit bugging me with your uncontrollable bodily functions.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I would absolutely agree with that.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
All right. Number ten, it's fun to antagonize people, just
to see how upset they get.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Radios taught me that. Yes, absolutely, the further I and
I'm real good at pushing buttons, like I know where
to stick the knife, I know how to twist.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
It and just how far.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yep. And I will always take it too far. Always. Yeah,
I'm sorry, I really will.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's bad, all right, So maybe I should be a
little scared about whatever test you find for me. No.
Number eleven. I get uncomfortable at the thought of committing
a crime.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I need to see this is I'm gonna be. I'm
gonna live in your gray zone? What's the level of crime?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
And not only that, but why am I committing the crime?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, like the obviously there's gotta be a good reason
for the crime.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yes, I mean, I look at it this way. If
I'm considering committing a crime, I've got a good reason
for you.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Agreed.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I feel like that might be my most psychopathic tendency
as trung as I feel justified. I don't give a
damn about your laws.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, absolutely, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
So I get uncomfortable with the thought of committing a crime.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So I'm gonna say somewhere on there, all right, that'll.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Work, all right. Number twelve. I usually know just what
to say to make other people do what I want.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, I mean I would agree.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Because this is again, this is this is how how
you word things matters. I usually know just what to
say to make other people do what I want. I
might know what to say, but I don't do it.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
That's true. Yeah, it's not always. It doesn't always happen.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Step up your game psychology today, reword some of these
so agree, disagree in the middle.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, I'm probably in the middle on that one. I think.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
All right, lucky thirteen, I'll do whatever it takes to
feel a thrill.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, I'm definitely a dopa mean seer. Like I'm definitely
a dopa mean seer.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
All right, strongly agree. Fourteen It is important to honor
financial obligations.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I would say yes, strongly agree, Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Fifteen Everyone else seems emotional and whiny compared to me.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah. I have made that statement to my husband a
million times over. Like, I'm like, I don't ask for
a whole lot from you. I really don't. Yeah, yeah,
pretty much?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Wow, okay. Uh. Number sixteen. Helping other people instead of
focusing on myself is usually a waste of time.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I don't get me wrong. I do like to help
other people, but I also.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Love me some me I'll put somewhat agree.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, that's in the middle.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Oh, number sixty.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Come on, you feel that way about your self, right,
If you don't make you a priority, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I think that is true. I mean they do tell
us on planes to first put the mask over your face.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Then, yeah, that was the perfect example.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, all right, seventeen. I don't understand people who are
anxious or fearful all the time, because nothing really scares me.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I mean, no, I disagree with that, all right. I
mean other people's anxiety. Yeah, it's annoying, but it's it's real.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
But you get it. Yeah, yeah, okay, eighteen. Some people
just aren't meant to succeed in life, and that is
not my problem.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Well, that's harsh. I think people are meant to succeed
in their own ways. That was such a political answer.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
It was so diplomatic. I'm ready to nominate you for
some sort of ambassadorship. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Everybody is supposed to be successful in their own way.
It's not for me to decide what is successful in
their lives.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'm not sure how that falls on this scale.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I'd see in the middle.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, okay, let's go dead in the middle.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
In the middle. If you don't win and doubt, just
go with a middle answer.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Fair enough. Nineteen. I wear my heart on my sleeve.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Uh No, I think I hide all of my emotions
very well.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
But you, but you definitely wear your opinions correct.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yes. Oh, I'm the first to say a million things
about something, but about me personally. No, that's that's kept
to me for years and years until my trauma comes
bubbling up in other ways.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh, that sounds exciting for the future of this show.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I get ready for it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Number twenty last one. If a rule or law would
get in the way of my goals, I feel justified
in breaking it.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Justified word. I'm not going to go out of my
way to break rules or laws, but if it's necessary,
then yeah, you will have justice.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yes, all right, so somewhat agree, Yeah, all right, sort
of like the speech that Russell Crowe gives in Gladiator.
I will have my vengeance in this life for the
next it's gonna happen. Don't care about your Roman laws
and customs. I will get you commedists. All right, so
(38:35):
here we go. Let's score the test and find out
is Rebecca Black a psychopath?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I already know the answer.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Well, I mean in that case, i'd say I have
bad news, but you already know the answer. So congratulations,
you are. You are confirmed for your spot in the nuthouse.
According to this Psychology Today quiz, you now need to
register with some type of local authorities so we can
keep tabs on you and your movements.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Okay, great, amazing. Already said. I'm not the murdery kind.
I'm not gonna kill anybody.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Unless they get in your way.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Maybe unless they just really.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Really asked for it, they had it coming.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
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