June 10, 2025 • 51 mins
Wherein Cortney drops a bomb on Tim. Colt takes his shot with Mei. Jen brings the heat. Elise confronts Rob, but Rob has his sights set on someone else. On a night out, secrets surface and the evening spirals into a showdown no one expected.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Sweet Do Do Do Do
Do Do do doo sweete.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey everyone, I'm Wah and I'm Chris, and welcome to
docu Sweeties. We're two longtime friends who discuss the riveting
and sometimes trashy world of reality TV and docuseries.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes, but through our own lens, which I mean is
absolutely astounded by the show we're we're about to talk
about and also bewildered by it. And then and then
they hopefully midley sweet because we like it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yay. So we're talking about ninety day Hunt for Love,
Season one, episode three, The Boy who Loved his Own Face.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now, we have done some circumspection within ourselves in this episode,
and we're gonna be really honest with you listeners. Who's
this about. The men that we know for the show
are Cold Rocky, Rob, Tim cole Te. Which one of
these men is in love with his own face. I
(01:07):
guess Rob, but he I mean, and we know that,
but like he doesn't even really talk about it. So
we just I mean, just let us know if we
missed a part. So let's start. Now this is the
third episode, So now I realize that this opening is
so the opening of Hunt for Love is obviously each
person walking into what again looks like Jitano's version of
(01:31):
j Loo's Waiting for Tonight video, which is like them
walking into like a dark space with lots of like
green palm lights and things, and then it's like a
club like atmosphere. And during the opening that we've now
seen for the third time, we see certain moments like
usman doing this little like dance in such a way,
like doing a little two step that like you're like, oh,
(01:53):
it's introdusing, and then at one point cake and a
face and you're like, did someone get paid extra for that?
Because honestly, honest, like in my days of extra work,
you get a bump for doing something horrible like that,
like cake in a face, all of your orifices on
your face, your sensory orifices holes being filled with like
(02:16):
frosting is a whole commitment and a whole disrespect, you
know what I'm saying, Like that's why women, and including myself,
i'm single, well ten toes down be like if you
decide to marry me and then on my wedding day
you put cake in my fucking face, You're getting a
divorce that same day. Why I oh, so your face,
(02:43):
your face's eyes is ranted. For the first two minutes,
it's just like it's like, why is this happening to me?
But also I have a lot to say about it,
which I'm so excited to hear. It's not why is
this happening to me at all?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It is more so of like I have never thought
about the Like there have been so many times where
I'm like, oh, You're like, oh, why did you think
about this? I'm like, no, I've never thought about that. So,
like I have never ever gone through like a wedding
scenario in my head. I know that I don't want
cake on my face in general, because then my makeup,
like I feel like I feel like my makeup being
(03:16):
the color that it is, ruins everything.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Like I'm nervous for Joan the whole episode of her wedding.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
In Ninety Day Fiance because.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Black women's makeup is brown, and so it like when
you have other women, Yeah, I'm sure their makeup gets
on things and does stuff, but it's not as visible.
It's visible, it's not as visible, and so if you
put cake on my face, then I have to go
somewhere wipe off all the bottom of this and the
(03:49):
colors contrast on this is going to be so different,
and it's like, how do I know I'm going to
get the same color effect?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And then like, yeah, it's that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Also, I have never thought about having a cake shoved
in my face or pie or anything like that, just
because like it just seemed like such a far off,
you know, far fetched thing that whatever happen to me
or somebody would even suggest it to me.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Respect you because people like you and respect you, yeah,
I guess, and so like I've never thought of it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So like even for you to have a moment, a
visceral moment of like seeing that thing and being like
oh and having a whole sot pattern behind it is
just so nuanced to me. And congratulations to you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, I think it's a problem. I'm realizing my mind
won't stop, can't stop, won't stop. So anyway, that's just
the opening. Let's get into it. So we're opening up
on the fact that Elisee has now marched into the
scene with like a hot pink bikini. It's not Frankies,
but you know that hot pink kind. It's Courtney in
the middle with those big blue eyes and again like
really good, like that really golden, kind of like tand
(04:49):
makeup she did her music or makeup whoever did her makeup?
This day so beautiful and Rob right. So Rob's on
one side, Courtney's they are just like fucking eating popcorn,
you know, Lusser evil popcorn. She's so excited, it's like
kettle corn, and Elisea is like there and then she's like, look, Rob,
last night really triggered me because of my past experiences
with men. And he's like, okay, I understand that, and
(05:13):
she's like, so I apologize for my behavior, and Courtney
is just like, straight up, it's still fucking crazy to
me that you gave her a three. And I'll be honest,
I've always I agree with Courney like that is the
crux of what I think that Rob doesn't want to
admit how disrespectful it is to take up someone's intimacy
(05:35):
like he did and then graded a three, like it's
really really offensive, and he wants to pretend it's not
because he likes the fact that he did it in
order to create some nonchalant casualness between him and her.
And I'm just saying it. It is shitty, but she's
also banana fucking crazy, so I mean it is shitty,
but like.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
For it to take up as much space in her
brain in her body the way that it does is
shows her immaturity. And that's the thing that I'm like, girl,
Like he put down a gauntlet. You see the gauntlet
on the ground. The gauntlet is disrespectful to you, af
(06:17):
sac Albo, wash your hands of it and walk away.
There is no reason besides the factory on a reality
show to make this biggest stink about it and talk
about it. And then she's going to say in that
very sick of conversation that she's extremely insecure and that
it just just triggered something in her.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And I think to.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Myself, I think to myself, I'm insecure as well. There
are things that I'm insecure about, but everybody has a
different way that their.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Insecurity shows up.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And I think that she's saying that she's insecure as
somebody who apparently people think looks like a model and
is like it is something to aspire to her visuals.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I mean her poking out.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Of her lips this entire episode, Like I wanted to
take a screenshot of it, but I missed it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's like any opportunity she could, she was like.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Already and her yeah, already on her already puffed up lips.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
She's still like.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I'm like, girl, like, we can tell you're insecure.
You trying to use this as a trope to show
that even like the ideal or. I don't think she's ideal,
but what people would consider the ideal look is still
an insecure girl who only wants, Like the reason why
you're getting with guys that you can't trust is because
you're getting with the guys who look like you. Get
(07:34):
a cult. Give a cult and you'll be able to
trust him. He will adore you. It's just like, it's
so weird to me when girls are like.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, oh blah blah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm like, well, we're living in a world where.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Like the Josh's and the Robs and whoever and the Florians,
they're all running around having women thinking they're so hot
and so attractive, So why would they settle down? Why
would they feel like they need to acquiesce to one
person so you and on the other turn, need to
go for the other guy because you're not going to
change you know, you're not going to change a home
into a housewife for these men.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They are not gonna be house husbands.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
They're not going to be husbands at all.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
They're not even gonna be people.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Who can take care of you. So like, you're not wrong,
make a choice and stop living in the fantasy now.
I will say that she did age herself later on
she made a statement and I said, only an elder
millennial would deign to say this, or even a young
gen X. It is such a crazy thing to say
(08:31):
this day and age that. I was like, she might
as well be like talk to the hand like girl.
It was crazy anyways, So she apologized, Rob forgives her,
and then she has this scene where she's laying on
the beach just like casually talking about her insecurities. And
I think Courtney's picking up that, like, shut up, girl,
(08:51):
like you're insecure. Even if you are, nobody wants to
hear your sob story. Nobody wants to hear it because
there are those of us who are struggling on the
day on the day to day, and nobody wants to
hear that you're insecure.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So that you know we're all the same, You're just
like us. Noo, bitch, you're not.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You walked into a space kiss the hot guy you thought,
and then showed him your ass.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We're not all the same. Yeah, Courtney is the only
good character. Like Tiffany's fine. I like her as a person,
but she's just kind of like being sweet the whole time.
And Chantelle is I don't even know what's happening with Chantelle,
but I mean, Courtney is straight up so funny. She's
like she just came in here and trauma. Dumned it.
I don't mind it. I do it too. She's like cut,
(09:32):
you know, but she's saying what she wants to say.
But she's like she's being so great. She's being the
perfect reality star, you know, like she's doing things and
also being interesting and also being real. It's like, you know,
I'm my hat's off to her, so anyway, got blass,
(09:52):
So she's obviously. Elise is also like, clearly my emotions
are involved, so don't act weird around me tonight, And
I was like, he's going to don't worry about it,
and also don't act weird around me tonight. Literally is
saying act and act like you're into me tonight. Yeah,
and if you don't, I'm gonna be upset. Yeah, Like,
don't act weird around me tonight. Means whatever I'm giving you,
(10:13):
you better be giving it back. So if I'm giving
you flirting this, you do that, like you know, it's
just a It was a very interesting and also kind
of like commanding, controlling thing to say she should.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Just leave her all alone. I don't understand this desire
to like she does. She feels made a fool of
its day one girl, like you have fourteen days. No
one's going to remember that there's no other guys there.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Like that's the thing about this show, I'll said this,
They did not do a good job casting the singles,
like there's not enough super attractive people. Like maybe that
was the point, like not enough super attractive people. What yeah, oh,
I said it. Okay, there's no one else for at
(10:54):
least to go to. She's forty five. She's not gonna
go for Cole. She has to no one else, is
what she's saying.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And she's right, So I guess what it is is
that is what I'm picking up is that the plot
of this show is not for the singles to find
each other. It's for the it's to create a buffet
for the ninety day cast. Oh, and that's what I
think that they're trying to because this is this that
was the different Yeah, I don't think so. So this
(11:23):
is the epiphany I had for this episode, was like, oh,
these singles aren't here for everyone.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
They're a buffet for the cast. So because that's why
they don't.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Show Joe really or the other Tiffany, Like, there's a
bunch of people we haven't really seen.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
The only people we've seen are people that the casts
are interested in.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, like what happened to all of them? You know,
Like this was a weird episode. At one point, I
was like, did I watch all the episode?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, no, it's because they're not there, and so it's
like weird that that that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's a buffet for the cast, not a buffet for
the singles. Okay, I also will think this. I kind
of kept thinking that at one point people were gonna
be voted off.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh, that would have added a whole other element, you
know what's speaking of voting off, I've been told several times,
and I'm sure you have too, that Love Island is.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Like, no, I know everyone listen, we'd be making I'm
gonna tell you this right now. We would be able
to quit everything we've ever done and make so much
money if we devoted our lives to a podcast Her
Love Island because there's hardly any and people are watching
it like mad, but it's so much content. Yeah, it's
like Big Brother. Yeah it is like Big Brother. Yep. Yeah,
(12:37):
it's for people. It's like love Love Have you watched it?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, but I that's what my nail lady was telling me,
And it's like all these people have been telling me,
and I'm like, no, no, We're pretty full with the
ninety day fiance and Love of Delaca.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
But I don't know. I think, well, we could talk
about this afterwards. This is Patreon talk because the producers
are not showing the other people for lots of reasons,
and maybe there would be a reason to vote them off,
because the main cast members would be rude to vote
them off. They've signed on to do this show. The
second thing is you can't even do something where you
have the nut like the singles that are not famous
(13:12):
talking about them behind their backs. Maybe that would be disrespectful.
It's easier for the cast members to talk shit about
each other then, for instance, like how come, yeah, how
come we're not hearing the girls like May and the
lady that went on the date with Colty like I
don't know being like there's no one here Rob. That's
(13:33):
all we get. Like I want to, like, I want
real people to be like, wait, so we're here and
it's like Coltie or Tim or Usman or Rob, like
just that's that's what we got. Like I want them to,
like literally like Jim from the office look at the producers,
be like.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You fucked us, like you know, like I want that. Okay, Yeah,
but I don't think that. I don't think they would.
I think I don't think they would. Uh, but they
do get They do get some of their opinions right.
They probably have done little one takes because when they
did it with Carlo, his whole thing was that he
just didn't know what was happening.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
He didn't know any of the cast members.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
They've done it with Cole, so they've done it with
people who are love interests of the cast. So like
May got one only because of the Coulti interaction, at
least has got a several because of the Rob interaction.
Then there's like the Joe, there's the tall black guy
with all the tattoos. There's this the other blonde Tiffany
who was like grinding on someone else like I was
(14:32):
trying to snatch snack names.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
This episode to try to figure out who's who because
of that. Anyways, so they do go to this party.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Do they have we have anything that happens in between
the party?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Let me go back? So she wants him, So Coulti
talks to Tonya, Yeah, let's talk about it. Colety talks
to Tony the dating coach and he shows up the
face pillow and she actually gives them some really great advice.
She's like, I don't want you to be fatalist. You
know you feel like I got your energy was that
you feel like you're just not gonna meet anyone here,
and you know, like let's turn that around, like who
are you interested in? He's like, I'm interested in May,
I'm interested in my or May. Sorry think it's May
(15:09):
and Courtney and and he's like yeah, but like you
know with Courtney, like you know, Usman's like coming on
hard and you know, like that's awkward for me. And
she's like yeah, you know, listen. You know, you just
have to be yourself, Like, don't try and play someone
else's game, because when you're playing someone who's game, no
one gets to really see you. But when you are
just being you, they get to see you for you,
(15:30):
and that's how they can connect. And when you don't
have to perform, you perform your best. So then Colty's like, cool, cool, cool,
I'm gonna pick May tonight because you know, not the
famous one, and Corney has from the producers like other
things to do tonight, you know, like she's on her
dejectory to Corney's whole thing is like I'm telling Tim's
business and I'm getting drunk. Okay, so we get an
(15:52):
older another dumb small scene where Laptog Cole brings Jennifer
room service like he works at the hotel. He shows
up to Jennifer sweet in like a floral, very employee
looking shirt with a whole ass tray of room service
and then floats it in her like hot tub, you know,
but he is like putting it in the thing and
(16:13):
then like it's raining and he's like kicking up and
like the fact that he's literally wearing a shirt that
looks like he works from the resort is so funny,
and he's just like sitting there and she's like, okay,
so I really like fucked up sexual shit. What's your
First of all, she goes like this, tell me about
your sexuality. And when she says that, I was like, oh,
are you called? You're being like are you gay? That's
what I thought she was gonna be like. You know,
(16:34):
I thought she was like, tell me that your sexuality
are you by because that's what her energy was, but
then she kind of like, I don't want a vanilla man,
and okay, and then she that's what she starts with
and he like tiptoes around. Man. He's like, what are
you into? And she's like, oh, I like fuck the
crazy shit like well play.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It's also funny because as soon as she said that,
I was like, oh, okay, so you're into kink. And
then you got with the man who paid for a
stripper to dance on you and he found that attractive.
But you don't like that kink. So it's like you're
in the kink world, but you're still kink shaming. It's
like very very not kink, Like you don't kink shame
(17:15):
if you're in the kink space because you're all just
not vanilla together, so for you to kink shame fucking
tim is.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Crazy, that's true. Also, like I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't see what you're seeing, Like I don't see
the negative and cold. Yes, I think that he's rolling
out the red carpet for her, uh in a in
a in what he feels is a romantic way. But
I I'm okay with it, like I know you said,
which is fine, which is I know you said that,
so I'm not trying to put words in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
But yeah, it's like, why is it negative? Why did why?
Why would I say?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Because you called him like a lap dog and you
called him I love I want a sheets you so bad,
I don't geess.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. So that's that's it. That's all
I was like. It was, you know, a little pejorative
with calling him a lap dog.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So that's what not pejorative like negative super but it's
you know, I don't know. So that's what I got
from it. And so he but it's fine. He I
think that he is doing exactly what she would need
him to do, except for she probably wants somebody a
little bit more. I mean, I don't know because she
(18:19):
was with Tim, and Tim is just a little less masculine,
you know what I mean. So I don't really know
what Jennifer's type is because Rob is too short. But
he's attractive and he's got some I mean he Robert
definitely has a swag about him, like he was so
nice at the premiere and in not a like too
much cologne annoying way.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So it's cold.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
But anyways, Colt, it's his name, Colt. I want to
call him Colt.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
He's so bad. I can't get over it.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Like that, I forget that his name is Colt until
you say the word Cole and I'm like Colt.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Anyways, so I like the moment. Also, this is what
I did discover is that apparently kerchiefs are back. She
kind of wore it, and now we have Jennifer wearing it.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
So this like, I don't know chiefs. I call it
a kerchief, but kerchiefs. I don't know which one it is,
but kerchiefs. I was like first, like they're back.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You know, it's it's that guns n' roses, like look
or whatever. You just put a little kerchief on your
head and you go about your day and that shows
like a real casual And also the silk ones are
really hard to keep on straight hair, so like good
for her, Well they're.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Bubby pinned right or like there's something happening like when
there's you know, yeah, I've always wanted to, like I
don't know, they're fixed some straight hair, so I wanted to.
I've always wanted like it a nineteen fifties kind of
like Jaguar kind of like Grace Kelly cut of way,
like know how to put a scarf on my head? Sorry,
you know, like I don't know what you call that,
where like the nineteen fifties people did it, you know,
(19:51):
Like I feel like what do you see? Like Natalie Wood,
I feel like you see like you know that kind
of like they're wearing a black capri pens pamp with
like ballet slippers and a white top. Maybe Audrey Hepper
and like Natalie would, Audrey Hepper and Grace Kelly. I
can see all these lovely ladies like wearing just that
simple uniform and little kerchief in their hair, and it
(20:12):
like shows off their face. But maybe it's not a baby.
It's a bad hair day and it looks so chic anyway,
So you know, obviously we're back into the world and
they're on a really fun you know, VIP Mercedes bus
going to Jatano to Loom and obviously Jatano, New York
(20:35):
is where the premiere party was, and so you know
it's a great oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that is their
lovely collaboration spot. So during that time, Elise and Usman
have what I can only describe as like a moment
producers pushed on, but I can't. Maybe they just start
(20:59):
to have a converse where she's like, Ousman, your energy
and everything about you really brings me to the point
that you are the person for me to ask advice
about this situation. The rob situation is really intense for me.
And he's like, yeah, Alice, you know, I really like
Courtney at the bottom of my heart, all of it.
Soldier boy heart Courtney. And then they decide to like
(21:21):
pinky promise, like I mean two school girls, you know,
like where one school girl has been like can I
borrow your polly pocket for the night? You promise you'll
bring it back the next day. Pinky swear like that
is like I open at this part and I was like,
is this I'm not going to fever dream with this part.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's like, also, why do they have to Pinky swore
not to talk to Robert Courtney, Like Courtney and use okay.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Pink are squared to talk to them. Oh. I think
they were like, we're giving each other the courage to
talk to the ones that we love.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It was a fever dream, I know, I know it happened.
It was like, I don't know what happened. Then I
know makes sense it We were like did I start
to do something else.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
There's a lot of weird conversations on this bus, like
you know, that's like there's no actual activities that happen,
Like I said, it's just these like that happens. And
then Chantale sits by Joe and he's like, I like
the view. She's like what He's like, I like the view.
She's like what. Oh me, She's like mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And then.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
You know they also have a conversation where you know,
Chantelle can't stop won't stop talking to the fact that
she like injects people full of stuff. So like this
guy's like, it's so nice that you're a nurse, and
she's like, well, not really a nurse now disinjecting nurse,
which is like you're okay, well, you know, okay, and
then she's like, you know you can really I don't
(22:46):
know how theys start talking about dix, but she's like,
it's growth is very important. And I can inject penises.
I can inject filler into penises to make them bigger.
That is amazing. I want to tell people. I first
of all, that's gotta hurt so fucking bad because it's
(23:07):
so sensitive down there. I can't imagine a needle putting.
I mean, like they have to mlow the whole dick,
but like and do they have to make the dick
hard first? Because how do you put nowhere to put
the stuff? You know what I'm saying, Like I can't
even imagine the thought of like that, like does it
move like you know sometimes filler moves, you know, like
and does it would ever come out anywhere? And like
(23:29):
is it you know, there's so much questions and like
is it permanently hard all the time? Like you know,
like is it lumpy?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
You know?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Like I could keep going if you want me to.
My questions I have for like a fake fillered girthy dick.
But I just was like, that's that's wild, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Okay, So you know it's also that a guy can
kill Oh you would rather you would rather man suffer
and stay with a two skinny penis when he could
have a not skinny penis suffer.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
He's gonna suffer every day in it my skinny penciltic. Yeah,
like you that guy has to Oh yeah, and I'm
happy to have the option. Like that's great.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Also, yeah, she she went to school for so long
for nursing that in my mind she must be like
like like that was one of the that was one
of the jokes on the family Chantelle is that like
Chantelle had been in school for like eight years, Like
she had been in school for eight years because she
never it took her so long to get her nursing
(24:40):
degree or whatever it is that she has.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
So in my mind, she easily could just go into.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
An operating room and like help because she's been in
school for so long. But the truth is is that
however long she's been in school, is whatever the course
is is, has only has led her to to where
she's not even cope, not even fully embracing the fact
that she she's a nurse. Yeah, Like, I'm like, you're
a nurse, girl, Like, let's let's see proud of that.
You know how to do take blood pressure, you know
(25:07):
how to take some vitals. I don't know how to
do any of that. I'm sure she knows how to
do like flu botany.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, I know.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I think there's a lot of great Obviously, nurses are great.
I mean there's a lot of people that are that
go in to nursing that are just like want to
help and want people, you know, like to feel good
and like want to like be of service in such
a way and really do like, I mean, such important work.
But I also think that nurses do get paid well,
and so I think that also, so there's some nurses
that just want, you know, like to get paid well.
(25:35):
And so it makes sense then for that's for someone
who like definitely doesn't want to fucking deal with betpants,
who's like, yeah, fucking just give you bigger lips watch,
you know, like and she's like, yeah, I work for it,
you know anyway, So basically you heard the perhaps for
that for sure, for sure. Yeah, at this point, also
Colt and Courtney walk into Hitano, Joanna meets all of them,
(26:00):
you know, and I like Joanna a lot. Courtney's like,
give me a double vodka soda, and Colt's like, oh okay,
double vodkasoda. And you can see Colt also taking the
male lead, like he actually I think orders for her
or is Mike there or something like that where I
was like, Colty in this one moment is like doing
the subtle lord's work of trying to I think, flirt
with her. And he's read that etiquette book and Courtney
(26:22):
is like picking up on it, you know, and it's
kind of like, I'll be honest, like I never thought that,
like I would give two fucking looks at Colty, but
there's something about him that we kind of like vibe
in a weird way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I will say though, that she does a trick that
I don't do that I like sometimes I listen to
women like pretend to not know stuff or to like
be aloof on purpose in order to make like conversation
or I don't know something I don't know. But what
she does is he's like, what do you want to drink?
This is a professional drinker our Courtney. She has drunk
(26:59):
around the cunt. She has drunk around the world. Okay,
He's like she said, he says, what do you want
to drink? And she's like, I don't know, what are
you getting? And I was like, bravo, bitch, bravo. And
then he doesn't have an answer. So she's like, uh,
double vodka, Like she knows exactly what the fuck she's
gonna get. She doesn't want a sweet drink. She doesn't
(27:19):
want to drink that tastes good. She wants the leanest
drink she can possibly get because so that she can
have a.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Lot of it. And then yeah, and so he's like, oh,
I you're right. I never I can. I be honest,
I have never mastered that. It is very hard for
me to act demure or not dumb, but like had
(27:50):
to willingly act that way. It's like I'm not saying
I'm not there's moments where I can't make a decision
and I don't know, but the moments when I bad happens,
I'm upset by it and I'm anxious about it. And
it's never a choice of that I've made to be like, oh,
I don't know what are you gonna have? You know,
just like never I want. I mean, like I'm always
just like, oh uh, I went on, God, I'm gonna
(28:15):
like I already had wine, can have wine? Do I
have tequila? Do I have vodka? Or do I have
like my friend seventy five? Do I like all like
I have? So I wonder, Yeah, I really want to,
like somehow shift my entire life also mindset whah you know,
I mean no, yeah, I mean I see how you
want to. But that don't put that on yourself.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
That is a crazy and that is not a crazy,
but that is a that is a tall.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Order to ask for you. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Don't anyone out there. Just try to change overnight or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Start with. This is the easiesting I'm gonna tell you
to start with.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Start with just always making a decision on what drink
you're gonna have before while you're on the way to
the space or whatever. Just like I always say friends
seventy five. But I now know that a French seven
gives me fucked up because it has champagne and gin
in it, Whereas if I get something like a tequila soda,
(29:09):
I won't be as fucked up, will be two French
seventy five's and your girl is like.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I love her friends. Five is my favorite drink obviously.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
But two of just so you know, two of them
will get you hype, will be you'll be somewhere, So
just make that decision before you get there.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But I do.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I do always say a friend seventy five, especially if
I haven't started, haven't already drank Prince seventy five. Please,
I'm telling you, there's my drink, the gin, the gin
or whatever, like, really does it for me? I make
a really good one too. I'm so good anyways, you
are good. So she yeah, she says that like she
doesn't know what she wants to drink, and he then
(29:47):
orders the drink for her. But in that moment, I
was like, good for you. I have a friend who
does that too. She knows the answer to stuff. But
when someone says it like I once told her, I
was like, oh, the name of that song is or
that song is by Image Heap, and she knew it
was Porto's Head. But I had got it mixed up
because you had made me a mixed CD once and
you had put them in the same thing, and so
I was like, oh, in my mind.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It's image Heap.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
So I was like, oh, hey, it's image Heap and
she's like really, And I called her out on it afterwards, like, bitch,
it's Portishead and you knew it was Portahead.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
She's like, yeah, I did know. And I was like,
why the fuck are you kept saying like it's like,
I'm not a trick. That's so funny, trick, I know
exactly what you did. You like, you messed up Porto's
heads Glory Box with yes image and heaps come here
boy or yep, and that's so funny. Sorry, wait so
(30:37):
come here so imaging he Oh no, yeah, glory obviously
Beyonce also sampled Glory Box. I mean, Glory Box is
just a good son. Man. Really, I'm so attacked. This
is Glory Box. Yeah, this is Porto's Head. I'm so
(30:58):
tack a playing paying this bow and arrow, gonna get
mine away, leave it to the end.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
That girls playing clack Hills get down to the ground.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh god, bless, I've been so hot. Yeah, but yeah,
this all this is say so yeah, basically cold, start
to dance and it's interesting, looks like a chicken. Everyone's
just like absolutely not Tiffany's like, oh holy hell. Everyone's
like letting it happen. I mean even the cameraman is
(31:36):
just filming him by himself, not even on a dance floor,
which is amongst the tables. They're obviously like, go for
their dance, you know, like that he did for a
very long time. Let me want them to do it.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
The only person that came to his rescue was Chantelle. Yeah,
she's she is a true friend. The rest of them.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
People was gonna let that boy continue to jump around.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yep, me too. I would have been like you and
you know, like and you know, here's the thing. You know,
we just let the body happen, you know, like he'll
work his way through it and then we'll move it
on from there. But I mean, you know, sometimes sometimes
you know, mindful movement of just like letting someone do
what they want to do with themselves. Just I won't
stop it. I can't stop it. Plus I need to
(32:16):
watch it. So at this point, yeah, so she does
dance with him. Rob and Jennifer flirt or try to,
and then Cole comes over, you know, and then like
Rob's upset and then he's like, yeah, you know, rub
just like he's so weird right with the flight of
the other day, Like I just don't trust him or
his intentions. Yeah, and everything. There's it's so funny, like
(32:37):
I never in real life hear the word intentions, but
when you watch like a lot of like Bachelor and
Bachelorette or anything like that, you hear the word intentions
a lot. And it's often when someone else is trying
to throw someone else underneath the bus or like cast
doubt on someone with the word intentions. You know, it's
like always Like maybe maybe it's also because I'm never
in like a three way situation where someone else is
(32:59):
trying to like someone else under the bus in my
eyes and then therefore being like I don't know about
person b's intentions. If so, I would be like, oh,
you know, but anyway, this is what happens when cole
Cold does that. And then like you know, Rob's like,
oh my god, he's around all the time. Tiffany, Rocky
and Carlo, Like, here's the thing. Rocky is there and
Carlo's not.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I did see Carlo. I don't know who he was
talking to.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Rocky does a flip or does a hand Rocky there, yeah,
and they call him porn Stash, which I'm like, stop
calling that man that, but it's fine.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
And then Rocky, Uh. Then Carlo is somewhere.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I don't know, he must be with the other singles,
maybe because Tiffany has his Tiffany is like on an
impromptu date with Rocky, and it feels like Cole believes
that he's on an impromptu date with Jennifer. It's like
he doesn't want to leave Jennifer's side for a second,
and I'm like, well, Cole, you know like distance makes
the heart grow fonder, Like give her a second to
(33:58):
talk to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I would like, give me if you see me talking
to somebody else, give me a second. You can walk
by and give me the eye and then I'll know
that you want to talk to me, and then I'll
make my way out of that conversation and go talk
to you.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
But like just to come up and interrupt, I don't know.
I've felt like we're all here to meet.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Somebody, and just because I meet you on day one
doesn't mean I'm gonna like you on day five. So
like I'm more of rob strategy, except for not being
rude about it, just kind of being as like, hey,
I want to keep all my options open because I mean,
at least for the first week, like maybe the second
week we can talk about booing up or shoring up,
you know.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Do you has Cole and Elise once made eye contact
in these three episodes because they seem like they would
really get it off with just being obsessive and if
they could find a way to be obsessive together. But
you know, here we are, so at least then picks
a fight with Rob.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
He picks a fight with Rob because they are all
in a circle the no names Joe and Tiffany blonde
Tiffany I think her name is, and and Elise is
there and Rob walks up to Gus see like what
they're doing, and like, you know, what kind of fun
they're having, And he says something and Alisa's like, well,
(35:15):
you guess you can go on your next date with
Tiffany since you know you're taking it slow and opened up.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
And he's like, man, like, do you don't have to
do all that? Like he just is like, girl, chill,
you know, and she's like.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
No, because blah blah blah blah blah. You haven't talked
to me one time, and.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
He's trying to talk to Jennifer and he's like, didn't
we already have this conversation that like, I am opening
up to everyone and we all should be playing the
field that you agreed and you know. So then I
start yelling again and then it's like, oh God, what
are they yelling about? It's like so she picks a
fight with him again to get more screen time, and
that's when she does copious amounts of.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
So, for those of you not on Patreon Patreon, I'll come.
That's blush doggy sweety. That was given the best duck
lips of my life.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
So then Coltie tries to ask out May.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
So he approaches her and asks her, like if she's
gotten any dates from someone else, and she says no,
which to me is just all fluff. All He had
it to be like, hey, hey, May, Now he's dripping
sweat because he's been dancing in the human heat and
wearing a sweater. And so he comes up to her
and he's like, hey, would you Before he could even
(36:30):
ask her if she would like to go out on
the date, he's like no. She's like no, no, thank you.
I can see us as being chillen being friends, but
like nothing more. And he's like, oh okay, and so
he felt, like he said, Ice daggers in his heart.
And she ends up telling the camera that she she
likes a guy who's more active and motivated and fit, and.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
So she could play video games with him.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And I'm like, you know what, it's okay to like
a guy who's a little bit more active, Like I
get that being your preference if your an active person.
But the motivation part is the thing that like was like, yeah,
I do, I too need someone who's more motivated and
more and like, isn't just like okay with whatever, Like
I need somebody who wants is always ambitious and striving
(37:15):
for more money.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Or just energy, Like his energy is just he's so
ho hum, he's so like going to accept the bare minimum.
That the kind of the energy of someone who like
will not you know, like want for more. Okay, I
have a question. Did you get the point did you
get to the point where Alice said your thing that
(37:38):
made her age in her eyes?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, she said, Rob thinks that he's all that and
a bag of chips.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
M talk to the hand. Yeah, when she Yeah, when
she said that, I was like thirty one one. Alisa
is a very attractive girl and she and she has
a bang and body. Yeah, the problem with the least
is that she should never say anything along those lines. Yea,
(38:06):
because the truth of the matter is, I'm saying this too.
She does have those things. It's just that there are
a lot of people do have those things, and a
lot of people have those things twenty years younger than her,
and a lot of people have those things that are
like natural, and a lot of people have those things.
Even if she is really beautiful, a lot of people
have those things even more and even better than she does.
(38:26):
And that's just the shitty truth of everything. It's like, you,
it's hard for you to anyone to blanket statement that
they're best at something so or like they have such
a or are so something as like vague as pretty
or hot or one good butt like you just have
to like you have to find how you stand out
in like your nuanced way. You know, I'll stand behind that.
(38:50):
Find how you stand out in your nuanced way. Yeah,
I I know.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'm at the biggest that i've or the second biggest
I've ever been, and like I still think people can't
tell me shit, like I already know my stomach is
protruding in a way that I don't want it to protrude.
But you still can't tell me shit to a certain
extent like you, I still will walk through a space.
(39:18):
I feel more comfortable by myself maneuvering, like I'm comfortable
going anywhere, like I actively when I go out.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Sometimes I went to a grocery.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Store and I saw a guy want to ask me
out or want to get to know me more, and
he stopped himself because I think in his mind he
realized that he probably couldn't keep up with me just
in the like.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
We were in the seasoning aisles. This is Patreon only. Sorry,
So for me, I don't.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Ever have this feeling of like, oh, when I go here,
I have to find the person, or like I need
to stick to one person, like I always feel like
I have my options. I always feel like you can't
touch me, and if you do want to touch me,
and if you did touch me, it would be the
greatest touch you ever had in your life. I'm very
confident in all of that part of my myself, which
I think is a good attribute to have at my
(40:03):
my age of forty three.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, I'll be for your your ripe old age of Elie.
That bitch is forty five. Yeah, yeah, all in a
bag of chips. That's I know, forty seven. So happy
that it is so true.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
That is crazy for her to say he thinks he's
all that and a bag of chips. I'm like singing
the words to I Have Big Butt or sir mix
a lot's big butts. My god, she knows all the
words to that song.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
She knows. She knows all the words to pour some
Sugar on me. That's what she knows, all the words.
She's she's that girl. She's not. Yeah, she's not. She's
new kids in the block, she's not. She knows all
the words to like I think we're alone now? Yeah yeah,
(40:52):
he's like, she love the go Gos, Yeah, she loves Okay.
So basically, Cordy Courtney feels bad for Colti, who obviously
has gotten you know, absolutely dejected. And I think you're
rot here that you hate all the fiery Latina stuff.
Oh yes, I do hate that.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
So this is at this time, Cole says something to
Jennifer that's like because she's like hey, just so you know.
He's like, you're so sweet, and she's like, just so
you know. It can change in the dime, Like I
can become very fierce and aggressive and he's like, oh,
like a fiery Latina. It feels like the Latina's because
it's happened to Tiffany Latina Tiffany earlier in the episode two.
(41:33):
It feels like the Latinas haven't had their revolution yet,
or like they haven't had their like moment in the
US where it's just stating blanket stereotypes about them to
their face. Is okay, Like if I were if I
were dating somebody or going out on a date with
somebody who wasn't black, and all of a sudden he
was like, then you got your black girl on. Like
(41:55):
if he did that to me and like moved his
head back and forth, I would be like, oh, oh no, oh, pause, sir,
I'm not the person for you. You cannot just tell
me that like I got my black girl, or like
all of a sudden I turned and that if you
present to me a stereotype of whatever you think my
(42:17):
races and specifically an American stereotype, like this whole idea
that all Latino women are fiery, Like, yes, it's I mean,
that's not true.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
One. Two it creates this I don't know, it just
creates this like thing that is unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And it just feels to me that like I wish
that Latina women would stop non Latino people from telling
them that they're fiery.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I understand what you're saying, I feel like from the outside,
and it's an unfortunate trope because it feels like sometimes
fiery is not bad, right, Fiery means that they're feisty
or they're you're not gonna like that they're passionate, but
fiery also a fiery Latina woman. And then there's like
the trope of like the angry black woman, right, and
(43:03):
that is very negative. Like it's like it's obviously a
negative thing. And so it's unfortunate because I think that
like there's a certain kind of flirtatious energy in being fiery,
Like it doesn't mean like being fiery means you're passionate,
means you're not gonna pull something over on me, that
I you know that I'll stand it for myself and
that you know that I'm like exciting and you know,
(43:24):
like and maybe an element a little bit of danger
or something like that. Like I'm not asking about what it.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Means when people say that Latinas are fiery. People are
saying that they are gonna they are fighting. They're gonna
fight you, and they're gonna be loud, and they're gonna
like tell. And then then five minutes later we see
Jennifer going off on Tim.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I understand what you're saying. I just feel like overall,
the idea of a fiery Latina like does have some
It's like, you know, it's not I yeah, there's a
lot more unfortunate. I feel like there's a lot there's
just anyway, Yeah, I see, I see what you're saying.
But yeah, I think that she she smiles when she
does it. Now maybe shells like I don't want to
fucking deal with the coolty. That's like, you know, man,
I'm not having no interest in or whatever. But basically, yes,
(44:04):
that happens. And then of course Courtney does what she's
come to do. You know what I'm saying, Like she
you know, puts into action her sake, her Shakespearean like
destiny if you will, is that she with Tiffany there
and Tim is like, hey, but she doesn't and this
is the only thing you know, Courtney, listen to me.
I love you so much. The way that you do it, though,
(44:27):
is so like, hey, I oh heurds uh yeah, oh
why did I anyway, Hi guys, And they're like, I'm
sorry what She's like, No, I wasn't gonna say anything,
but I should have in said, have not said anything,
but I started talking already about the things that I
didn't want to tell you. I've heard about you talk,
but I'm shy bah like Courtney, and she's like, yeah, no,
(44:52):
I heard that you paid for Jennifer to be have
a mail stripper and you liked it. And Timmy is
like and then it gets this thing where he's like, oh,
the same stuff. I've always been dealing with these sexuality
rumors or whatever over the past years. And it's like
it's interesting because that is true. It has plagued him,
(45:14):
but it's not all Jennifer. Yeah, it's not all Jennifer.
Also like he's like, oh, she knows this is like
where to hit me hard. And then on top of that,
he is like, well, why do they have.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
To make it seem like it's why did she have
to make it seem like it's a gay thing, and
I'm like, I don't know if she made it seem
like it was, but definitely Uzman and Rob did like
she just said the statement, and they were like, ew
as though they don't know that there are men out
there who like that, and it's not even that like
(45:49):
and it's not that does have anything to do with
their sexuality, because here's the truth. Men do things and
get with women to impress other men anyway, Like men
want to have the hottest wife so that other men
want to fuck her. Some men just then takes that
to the next level of like, well I have the
(46:10):
hottest piece in here, so if you want to fuck her.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, only if I can you know, yeah, I con
over it, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
And so to me, if like them acting as though
like that's taking that's taking it a step too far,
is like crazy to me because it's crazy to me
that you would pick a wife based on what you
think other men would like. And that's to me, the
problem is the correct of the problem, not anything that
happens after that.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
So so AnyWho, so he gets upset and then he's like, no,
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
To go have this conversation her right now on cameraon
for all these people.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
So he walks up to her and he's like, why
do you keep doing this?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
He like, can't I talk to you?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
And she's like ugh, and so he's like he doesn't
even pull her aside. He's like, why did you tell
everybody like that story and then make it seem like
it had something to do with me being gay? And
she's like did you And he's like, yes, I did
pay for a stripper to dance on you, yes, and
I enjoyed it. Yes, but you also did it, so like,
why are you now making it this topic like like
(47:12):
it should be talked about in this manner when it
shouldn't be. And so she starts yelling at him immediately
about the gold digger accusations, and I'm like, girl, you
want a man who has money and who can take
care of you, so like.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
You know if he's not that man for you. So
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I hate this incoming drama. And I know they did
it on purpose. Obviously they didn't know the producers did
it on purpose, but it's just like.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh, so boring. I hate that Sean Tell inserts herself
into it. Oh your business. Oh that's your business. Set yourself,
set yourself down. Don't insert yourself into other people's business,
and especially don't inter your self. Don't insert yourself into
a woman's business like hers, and she's very powerful, don't
(48:00):
Like the truth of the matter is, Jennifer is an
alpha woman, and if Chantelle was a man, she wouldn't
insert herself into a man's business when he's dealing with
his own situation. And that is why I feel like,
and I don't mean to say men or woman. I
don't want anyone to know there's no reason for Chonteale
(48:21):
to insert herself into this situation between Tim and Jennifer.
She has. It is their life, it is their relationship.
She cannot start yelling at a woman because she thinks
she knows better than this woman between her and this man. Like,
there's just it's not a good look, you know, it
makes no logical sense. It's not something like when people
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do stuff like this, when people really think they can
do something like that, It just for me makes me
be like nope, like you don't make you don't you
aren't discerning. That's not a disserting thing to do. And
like then it makes me question every choice you'll make.
It's just not acceptable to acceptable behavior to think that
you are allowed to have the audacity to suddenly start
(49:08):
screaming at someone about what they've done to someone else
when you weren't in that relationship. All you heard is shit. Anyway,
Chantali has made a lot of bad moves, and the
only good thing that she's done this entire time is
tells that she might be gay, and unfortunately we've not
seen her be able to, like, at least even floort
(49:30):
with a girl since. And so I really need Chantel
in this entire season to pick back up, because I
need Chantelle to be flirting with women and living her
own fucking truth and stop meddling other people's goddamn business.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
I think she did something good to by teaching cole
Au to dance, Like I thought that was a good
thing that she did. And I also think that next
episode they gave us like a teaser where she someone
is she's talking to somebody in a bus about beads.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
I don't know, but anyways, I'm interested in that.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
And yeah, I mean, you haven't seen the family, Chantell,
so you don't understand that, like it is within her
nature to join in and interrupt other people's relationships like
that is the entire family.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Chantelle, that is what they do.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
So like it's it is, it is uh, it tracks
for her to feel like she needs to support Tim
and and in my mind, I thought she maybe thought
like Jennifer is getting too close and might do something
to Tim, and so she doesn't want Jennifer to actually
like strike Tim or Tim to She wants to just
(50:33):
defend her friend in that moment. And but if you
if you watch the Family, Chantell, you would know that
that is how how they roll'dding.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
If this season doesn't end with them going to a
stroke club and then Jennifer getting a lap dance by
man and the entire time that Camerman is just watching Tim,
I don't know how TV is supposed to be made anymore.
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey everyone, I'm Wah and I'm Chris, and welcome to
docu Sweeties. We're two longtime friends who discuss the riveting
and sometimes trashy world of reality TV and docuseries.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes, but through our own lens, which I mean is
absolutely astounded by the show we're we're about to talk
about and also bewildered by it. And then and then
they hopefully midley sweet because we like it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yay. So we're talking about ninety day Hunt for Love,
Season one, episode three, The Boy who Loved his Own Face.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now, we have done some circumspection within ourselves in this episode,
and we're gonna be really honest with you listeners. Who's
this about. The men that we know for the show
are Cold Rocky, Rob, Tim cole Te. Which one of
these men is in love with his own face. I
(01:07):
guess Rob, but he I mean, and we know that,
but like he doesn't even really talk about it. So
we just I mean, just let us know if we
missed a part. So let's start. Now this is the
third episode, So now I realize that this opening is
so the opening of Hunt for Love is obviously each
person walking into what again looks like Jitano's version of
(01:31):
j Loo's Waiting for Tonight video, which is like them
walking into like a dark space with lots of like
green palm lights and things, and then it's like a
club like atmosphere. And during the opening that we've now
seen for the third time, we see certain moments like
usman doing this little like dance in such a way,
like doing a little two step that like you're like, oh,
(01:53):
it's introdusing, and then at one point cake and a
face and you're like, did someone get paid extra for that?
Because honestly, honest, like in my days of extra work,
you get a bump for doing something horrible like that,
like cake in a face, all of your orifices on
your face, your sensory orifices holes being filled with like
(02:16):
frosting is a whole commitment and a whole disrespect, you
know what I'm saying, Like that's why women, and including myself,
i'm single, well ten toes down be like if you
decide to marry me and then on my wedding day
you put cake in my fucking face, You're getting a
divorce that same day. Why I oh, so your face,
(02:43):
your face's eyes is ranted. For the first two minutes,
it's just like it's like, why is this happening to me?
But also I have a lot to say about it,
which I'm so excited to hear. It's not why is
this happening to me at all?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It is more so of like I have never thought
about the Like there have been so many times where
I'm like, oh, You're like, oh, why did you think
about this? I'm like, no, I've never thought about that. So,
like I have never ever gone through like a wedding
scenario in my head. I know that I don't want
cake on my face in general, because then my makeup,
like I feel like I feel like my makeup being
(03:16):
the color that it is, ruins everything.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Like I'm nervous for Joan the whole episode of her wedding.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
In Ninety Day Fiance because.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Black women's makeup is brown, and so it like when
you have other women, Yeah, I'm sure their makeup gets
on things and does stuff, but it's not as visible.
It's visible, it's not as visible, and so if you
put cake on my face, then I have to go
somewhere wipe off all the bottom of this and the
(03:49):
colors contrast on this is going to be so different,
and it's like, how do I know I'm going to
get the same color effect?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And then like, yeah, it's that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Also, I have never thought about having a cake shoved
in my face or pie or anything like that, just
because like it just seemed like such a far off,
you know, far fetched thing that whatever happen to me
or somebody would even suggest it to me.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Respect you because people like you and respect you, yeah,
I guess, and so like I've never thought of it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So like even for you to have a moment, a
visceral moment of like seeing that thing and being like
oh and having a whole sot pattern behind it is
just so nuanced to me. And congratulations to you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, I think it's a problem. I'm realizing my mind
won't stop, can't stop, won't stop. So anyway, that's just
the opening. Let's get into it. So we're opening up
on the fact that Elisee has now marched into the
scene with like a hot pink bikini. It's not Frankies,
but you know that hot pink kind. It's Courtney in
the middle with those big blue eyes and again like
really good, like that really golden, kind of like tand
(04:49):
makeup she did her music or makeup whoever did her makeup?
This day so beautiful and Rob right. So Rob's on
one side, Courtney's they are just like fucking eating popcorn,
you know, Lusser evil popcorn. She's so excited, it's like
kettle corn, and Elisea is like there and then she's like, look, Rob,
last night really triggered me because of my past experiences
with men. And he's like, okay, I understand that, and
(05:13):
she's like, so I apologize for my behavior, and Courtney
is just like, straight up, it's still fucking crazy to
me that you gave her a three. And I'll be honest,
I've always I agree with Courney like that is the
crux of what I think that Rob doesn't want to
admit how disrespectful it is to take up someone's intimacy
(05:35):
like he did and then graded a three, like it's
really really offensive, and he wants to pretend it's not
because he likes the fact that he did it in
order to create some nonchalant casualness between him and her.
And I'm just saying it. It is shitty, but she's
also banana fucking crazy, so I mean it is shitty,
but like.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
For it to take up as much space in her
brain in her body the way that it does is
shows her immaturity. And that's the thing that I'm like, girl,
Like he put down a gauntlet. You see the gauntlet
on the ground. The gauntlet is disrespectful to you, af
(06:17):
sac Albo, wash your hands of it and walk away.
There is no reason besides the factory on a reality
show to make this biggest stink about it and talk
about it. And then she's going to say in that
very sick of conversation that she's extremely insecure and that
it just just triggered something in her.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And I think to.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Myself, I think to myself, I'm insecure as well. There
are things that I'm insecure about, but everybody has a
different way that their.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Insecurity shows up.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And I think that she's saying that she's insecure as
somebody who apparently people think looks like a model and
is like it is something to aspire to her visuals.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I mean her poking out.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Of her lips this entire episode, Like I wanted to
take a screenshot of it, but I missed it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's like any opportunity she could, she was like.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Already and her yeah, already on her already puffed up lips.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
She's still like.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I'm like, girl, like, we can tell you're insecure.
You trying to use this as a trope to show
that even like the ideal or. I don't think she's ideal,
but what people would consider the ideal look is still
an insecure girl who only wants, Like the reason why
you're getting with guys that you can't trust is because
you're getting with the guys who look like you. Get
(07:34):
a cult. Give a cult and you'll be able to
trust him. He will adore you. It's just like, it's
so weird to me when girls are like.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, oh blah blah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm like, well, we're living in a world where.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Like the Josh's and the Robs and whoever and the Florians,
they're all running around having women thinking they're so hot
and so attractive, So why would they settle down? Why
would they feel like they need to acquiesce to one
person so you and on the other turn, need to
go for the other guy because you're not going to
change you know, you're not going to change a home
into a housewife for these men.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They are not gonna be house husbands.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
They're not going to be husbands at all.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
They're not even gonna be people.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Who can take care of you. So like, you're not wrong,
make a choice and stop living in the fantasy now.
I will say that she did age herself later on
she made a statement and I said, only an elder
millennial would deign to say this, or even a young
gen X. It is such a crazy thing to say
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this day and age that. I was like, she might
as well be like talk to the hand like girl.
It was crazy anyways, So she apologized, Rob forgives her,
and then she has this scene where she's laying on
the beach just like casually talking about her insecurities. And
I think Courtney's picking up that, like, shut up, girl,
(08:51):
like you're insecure. Even if you are, nobody wants to
hear your sob story. Nobody wants to hear it because
there are those of us who are struggling on the
day on the day to day, and nobody wants to
hear that you're insecure.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So that you know we're all the same, You're just
like us. Noo, bitch, you're not.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You walked into a space kiss the hot guy you thought,
and then showed him your ass.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We're not all the same. Yeah, Courtney is the only
good character. Like Tiffany's fine. I like her as a person,
but she's just kind of like being sweet the whole time.
And Chantelle is I don't even know what's happening with Chantelle,
but I mean, Courtney is straight up so funny. She's
like she just came in here and trauma. Dumned it.
I don't mind it. I do it too. She's like cut,
(09:32):
you know, but she's saying what she wants to say.
But she's like she's being so great. She's being the
perfect reality star, you know, like she's doing things and
also being interesting and also being real. It's like, you know,
I'm my hat's off to her, so anyway, got blass,
(09:52):
So she's obviously. Elise is also like, clearly my emotions
are involved, so don't act weird around me tonight, And
I was like, he's going to don't worry about it,
and also don't act weird around me tonight. Literally is
saying act and act like you're into me tonight. Yeah,
and if you don't, I'm gonna be upset. Yeah, Like,
don't act weird around me tonight. Means whatever I'm giving you,
(10:13):
you better be giving it back. So if I'm giving
you flirting this, you do that, like you know, it's
just a It was a very interesting and also kind
of like commanding, controlling thing to say she should.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Just leave her all alone. I don't understand this desire
to like she does. She feels made a fool of
its day one girl, like you have fourteen days. No
one's going to remember that there's no other guys there.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Like that's the thing about this show, I'll said this,
They did not do a good job casting the singles,
like there's not enough super attractive people. Like maybe that
was the point, like not enough super attractive people. What yeah, oh,
I said it. Okay, there's no one else for at
(10:54):
least to go to. She's forty five. She's not gonna
go for Cole. She has to no one else, is
what she's saying.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And she's right, So I guess what it is is
that is what I'm picking up is that the plot
of this show is not for the singles to find
each other. It's for the it's to create a buffet
for the ninety day cast. Oh, and that's what I
think that they're trying to because this is this that
was the different Yeah, I don't think so. So this
(11:23):
is the epiphany I had for this episode, was like, oh,
these singles aren't here for everyone.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
They're a buffet for the cast. So because that's why
they don't.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Show Joe really or the other Tiffany, Like, there's a
bunch of people we haven't really seen.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
The only people we've seen are people that the casts
are interested in.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, like what happened to all of them? You know,
Like this was a weird episode. At one point, I
was like, did I watch all the episode?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, no, it's because they're not there, and so it's
like weird that that that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's a buffet for the cast, not a buffet for
the singles. Okay, I also will think this. I kind
of kept thinking that at one point people were gonna
be voted off.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh, that would have added a whole other element, you
know what's speaking of voting off, I've been told several times,
and I'm sure you have too, that Love Island is.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Like, no, I know everyone listen, we'd be making I'm
gonna tell you this right now. We would be able
to quit everything we've ever done and make so much
money if we devoted our lives to a podcast Her
Love Island because there's hardly any and people are watching
it like mad, but it's so much content. Yeah, it's
like Big Brother. Yeah it is like Big Brother. Yep. Yeah,
(12:37):
it's for people. It's like love Love Have you watched it?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, but I that's what my nail lady was telling me,
And it's like all these people have been telling me,
and I'm like, no, no, We're pretty full with the
ninety day fiance and Love of Delaca.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
But I don't know. I think, well, we could talk
about this afterwards. This is Patreon talk because the producers
are not showing the other people for lots of reasons,
and maybe there would be a reason to vote them off,
because the main cast members would be rude to vote
them off. They've signed on to do this show. The
second thing is you can't even do something where you
have the nut like the singles that are not famous
(13:12):
talking about them behind their backs. Maybe that would be disrespectful.
It's easier for the cast members to talk shit about
each other then, for instance, like how come, yeah, how
come we're not hearing the girls like May and the
lady that went on the date with Colty like I
don't know being like there's no one here Rob. That's
(13:33):
all we get. Like I want to, like, I want
real people to be like, wait, so we're here and
it's like Coltie or Tim or Usman or Rob, like
just that's that's what we got. Like I want them to,
like literally like Jim from the office look at the producers,
be like.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You fucked us, like you know, like I want that. Okay, Yeah,
but I don't think that. I don't think they would.
I think I don't think they would. Uh, but they
do get They do get some of their opinions right.
They probably have done little one takes because when they
did it with Carlo, his whole thing was that he
just didn't know what was happening.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
He didn't know any of the cast members.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
They've done it with Cole, so they've done it with
people who are love interests of the cast. So like
May got one only because of the Coulti interaction, at
least has got a several because of the Rob interaction.
Then there's like the Joe, there's the tall black guy
with all the tattoos. There's this the other blonde Tiffany
who was like grinding on someone else like I was
(14:32):
trying to snatch snack names.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
This episode to try to figure out who's who because
of that. Anyways, so they do go to this party.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Do they have we have anything that happens in between
the party?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Let me go back? So she wants him, So Coulti
talks to Tonya, Yeah, let's talk about it. Colety talks
to Tony the dating coach and he shows up the
face pillow and she actually gives them some really great advice.
She's like, I don't want you to be fatalist. You
know you feel like I got your energy was that
you feel like you're just not gonna meet anyone here,
and you know, like let's turn that around, like who
are you interested in? He's like, I'm interested in May,
I'm interested in my or May. Sorry think it's May
(15:09):
and Courtney and and he's like yeah, but like you
know with Courtney, like you know, Usman's like coming on
hard and you know, like that's awkward for me. And
she's like yeah, you know, listen. You know, you just
have to be yourself, Like, don't try and play someone
else's game, because when you're playing someone who's game, no
one gets to really see you. But when you are
just being you, they get to see you for you,
(15:30):
and that's how they can connect. And when you don't
have to perform, you perform your best. So then Colty's like, cool, cool, cool,
I'm gonna pick May tonight because you know, not the
famous one, and Corney has from the producers like other
things to do tonight, you know, like she's on her
dejectory to Corney's whole thing is like I'm telling Tim's
business and I'm getting drunk. Okay, so we get an
(15:52):
older another dumb small scene where Laptog Cole brings Jennifer
room service like he works at the hotel. He shows
up to Jennifer sweet in like a floral, very employee
looking shirt with a whole ass tray of room service
and then floats it in her like hot tub, you know,
but he is like putting it in the thing and
(16:13):
then like it's raining and he's like kicking up and
like the fact that he's literally wearing a shirt that
looks like he works from the resort is so funny,
and he's just like sitting there and she's like, okay,
so I really like fucked up sexual shit. What's your
First of all, she goes like this, tell me about
your sexuality. And when she says that, I was like, oh,
are you called? You're being like are you gay? That's
what I thought she was gonna be like. You know,
(16:34):
I thought she was like, tell me that your sexuality
are you by because that's what her energy was, but
then she kind of like, I don't want a vanilla man,
and okay, and then she that's what she starts with
and he like tiptoes around. Man. He's like, what are
you into? And she's like, oh, I like fuck the
crazy shit like well play.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It's also funny because as soon as she said that,
I was like, oh, okay, so you're into kink. And
then you got with the man who paid for a
stripper to dance on you and he found that attractive.
But you don't like that kink. So it's like you're
in the kink world, but you're still kink shaming. It's
like very very not kink, Like you don't kink shame
(17:15):
if you're in the kink space because you're all just
not vanilla together, so for you to kink shame fucking
tim is.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Crazy, that's true. Also, like I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't see what you're seeing, Like I don't see
the negative and cold. Yes, I think that he's rolling
out the red carpet for her, uh in a in
a in what he feels is a romantic way. But
I I'm okay with it, like I know you said,
which is fine, which is I know you said that,
so I'm not trying to put words in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
But yeah, it's like, why is it negative? Why did why?
Why would I say?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Because you called him like a lap dog and you
called him I love I want a sheets you so bad,
I don't geess.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. So that's that's it. That's all
I was like. It was, you know, a little pejorative
with calling him a lap dog.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So that's what not pejorative like negative super but it's
you know, I don't know. So that's what I got
from it. And so he but it's fine. He I
think that he is doing exactly what she would need
him to do, except for she probably wants somebody a
little bit more. I mean, I don't know because she
(18:19):
was with Tim, and Tim is just a little less masculine,
you know what I mean. So I don't really know
what Jennifer's type is because Rob is too short. But
he's attractive and he's got some I mean he Robert
definitely has a swag about him, like he was so
nice at the premiere and in not a like too
much cologne annoying way.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So it's cold.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
But anyways, Colt, it's his name, Colt. I want to
call him Colt.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
He's so bad. I can't get over it.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Like that, I forget that his name is Colt until
you say the word Cole and I'm like Colt.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Anyways, so I like the moment. Also, this is what
I did discover is that apparently kerchiefs are back. She
kind of wore it, and now we have Jennifer wearing it.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
So this like, I don't know chiefs. I call it
a kerchief, but kerchiefs. I don't know which one it is,
but kerchiefs. I was like first, like they're back.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You know, it's it's that guns n' roses, like look
or whatever. You just put a little kerchief on your
head and you go about your day and that shows
like a real casual And also the silk ones are
really hard to keep on straight hair, so like good
for her, Well they're.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Bubby pinned right or like there's something happening like when
there's you know, yeah, I've always wanted to, like I
don't know, they're fixed some straight hair, so I wanted to.
I've always wanted like it a nineteen fifties kind of
like Jaguar kind of like Grace Kelly cut of way,
like know how to put a scarf on my head? Sorry,
you know, like I don't know what you call that,
where like the nineteen fifties people did it, you know,
(19:51):
Like I feel like what do you see? Like Natalie Wood,
I feel like you see like you know that kind
of like they're wearing a black capri pens pamp with
like ballet slippers and a white top. Maybe Audrey Hepper
and like Natalie would, Audrey Hepper and Grace Kelly. I
can see all these lovely ladies like wearing just that
simple uniform and little kerchief in their hair, and it
(20:12):
like shows off their face. But maybe it's not a baby.
It's a bad hair day and it looks so chic anyway,
So you know, obviously we're back into the world and
they're on a really fun you know, VIP Mercedes bus
going to Jatano to Loom and obviously Jatano, New York
(20:35):
is where the premiere party was, and so you know
it's a great oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that is their
lovely collaboration spot. So during that time, Elise and Usman
have what I can only describe as like a moment
producers pushed on, but I can't. Maybe they just start
(20:59):
to have a converse where she's like, Ousman, your energy
and everything about you really brings me to the point
that you are the person for me to ask advice
about this situation. The rob situation is really intense for me.
And he's like, yeah, Alice, you know, I really like
Courtney at the bottom of my heart, all of it.
Soldier boy heart Courtney. And then they decide to like
(21:21):
pinky promise, like I mean two school girls, you know,
like where one school girl has been like can I
borrow your polly pocket for the night? You promise you'll
bring it back the next day. Pinky swear like that
is like I open at this part and I was like,
is this I'm not going to fever dream with this part.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's like, also, why do they have to Pinky swore
not to talk to Robert Courtney, Like Courtney and use okay.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Pink are squared to talk to them. Oh. I think
they were like, we're giving each other the courage to
talk to the ones that we love.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It was a fever dream, I know, I know it happened.
It was like, I don't know what happened. Then I
know makes sense it We were like did I start
to do something else.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
There's a lot of weird conversations on this bus, like
you know, that's like there's no actual activities that happen,
Like I said, it's just these like that happens. And
then Chantale sits by Joe and he's like, I like
the view. She's like what He's like, I like the view.
She's like what. Oh me, She's like mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And then.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
You know they also have a conversation where you know,
Chantelle can't stop won't stop talking to the fact that
she like injects people full of stuff. So like this
guy's like, it's so nice that you're a nurse, and
she's like, well, not really a nurse now disinjecting nurse,
which is like you're okay, well, you know, okay, and
then she's like, you know you can really I don't
(22:46):
know how theys start talking about dix, but she's like,
it's growth is very important. And I can inject penises.
I can inject filler into penises to make them bigger.
That is amazing. I want to tell people. I first
of all, that's gotta hurt so fucking bad because it's
(23:07):
so sensitive down there. I can't imagine a needle putting.
I mean, like they have to mlow the whole dick,
but like and do they have to make the dick
hard first? Because how do you put nowhere to put
the stuff? You know what I'm saying, Like I can't
even imagine the thought of like that, like does it
move like you know sometimes filler moves, you know, like
and does it would ever come out anywhere? And like
(23:29):
is it you know, there's so much questions and like
is it permanently hard all the time? Like you know,
like is it lumpy?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
You know?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Like I could keep going if you want me to.
My questions I have for like a fake fillered girthy dick.
But I just was like, that's that's wild, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Okay, So you know it's also that a guy can
kill Oh you would rather you would rather man suffer
and stay with a two skinny penis when he could
have a not skinny penis suffer.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
He's gonna suffer every day in it my skinny penciltic. Yeah,
like you that guy has to Oh yeah, and I'm
happy to have the option. Like that's great.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Also, yeah, she she went to school for so long
for nursing that in my mind she must be like
like like that was one of the that was one
of the jokes on the family Chantelle is that like
Chantelle had been in school for like eight years, Like
she had been in school for eight years because she
never it took her so long to get her nursing
(24:40):
degree or whatever it is that she has.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
So in my mind, she easily could just go into.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
An operating room and like help because she's been in
school for so long. But the truth is is that
however long she's been in school, is whatever the course
is is, has only has led her to to where
she's not even cope, not even fully embracing the fact
that she she's a nurse. Yeah, Like, I'm like, you're
a nurse, girl, Like, let's let's see proud of that.
You know how to do take blood pressure, you know
(25:07):
how to take some vitals. I don't know how to
do any of that. I'm sure she knows how to
do like flu botany.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, I know.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I think there's a lot of great Obviously, nurses are great.
I mean there's a lot of people that are that
go in to nursing that are just like want to
help and want people, you know, like to feel good
and like want to like be of service in such
a way and really do like, I mean, such important work.
But I also think that nurses do get paid well,
and so I think that also, so there's some nurses
that just want, you know, like to get paid well.
(25:35):
And so it makes sense then for that's for someone
who like definitely doesn't want to fucking deal with betpants,
who's like, yeah, fucking just give you bigger lips watch,
you know, like and she's like, yeah, I work for it,
you know anyway, So basically you heard the perhaps for
that for sure, for sure. Yeah, at this point, also
Colt and Courtney walk into Hitano, Joanna meets all of them,
(26:00):
you know, and I like Joanna a lot. Courtney's like,
give me a double vodka soda, and Colt's like, oh okay,
double vodkasoda. And you can see Colt also taking the
male lead, like he actually I think orders for her
or is Mike there or something like that where I
was like, Colty in this one moment is like doing
the subtle lord's work of trying to I think, flirt
with her. And he's read that etiquette book and Courtney
(26:22):
is like picking up on it, you know, and it's
kind of like, I'll be honest, like I never thought that,
like I would give two fucking looks at Colty, but
there's something about him that we kind of like vibe
in a weird way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I will say though, that she does a trick that
I don't do that I like sometimes I listen to
women like pretend to not know stuff or to like
be aloof on purpose in order to make like conversation
or I don't know something I don't know. But what
she does is he's like, what do you want to drink?
This is a professional drinker our Courtney. She has drunk
(26:59):
around the cunt. She has drunk around the world. Okay,
He's like she said, he says, what do you want
to drink? And she's like, I don't know, what are
you getting? And I was like, bravo, bitch, bravo. And
then he doesn't have an answer. So she's like, uh,
double vodka, Like she knows exactly what the fuck she's
gonna get. She doesn't want a sweet drink. She doesn't
(27:19):
want to drink that tastes good. She wants the leanest
drink she can possibly get because so that she can
have a.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Lot of it. And then yeah, and so he's like, oh,
I you're right. I never I can. I be honest,
I have never mastered that. It is very hard for
me to act demure or not dumb, but like had
(27:50):
to willingly act that way. It's like I'm not saying
I'm not there's moments where I can't make a decision
and I don't know, but the moments when I bad happens,
I'm upset by it and I'm anxious about it. And
it's never a choice of that I've made to be like, oh,
I don't know what are you gonna have? You know,
just like never I want. I mean, like I'm always
just like, oh uh, I went on, God, I'm gonna
(28:15):
like I already had wine, can have wine? Do I
have tequila? Do I have vodka? Or do I have
like my friend seventy five? Do I like all like
I have? So I wonder, Yeah, I really want to,
like somehow shift my entire life also mindset whah you know,
I mean no, yeah, I mean I see how you
want to. But that don't put that on yourself.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
That is a crazy and that is not a crazy,
but that is a that is a tall.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Order to ask for you. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Don't anyone out there. Just try to change overnight or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Start with. This is the easiesting I'm gonna tell you
to start with.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Start with just always making a decision on what drink
you're gonna have before while you're on the way to
the space or whatever. Just like I always say friends
seventy five. But I now know that a French seven
gives me fucked up because it has champagne and gin
in it, Whereas if I get something like a tequila soda,
(29:09):
I won't be as fucked up, will be two French
seventy five's and your girl is like.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I love her friends. Five is my favorite drink obviously.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
But two of just so you know, two of them
will get you hype, will be you'll be somewhere, So
just make that decision before you get there.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But I do.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I do always say a friend seventy five, especially if
I haven't started, haven't already drank Prince seventy five. Please,
I'm telling you, there's my drink, the gin, the gin
or whatever, like, really does it for me? I make
a really good one too. I'm so good anyways, you
are good. So she yeah, she says that like she
doesn't know what she wants to drink, and he then
(29:47):
orders the drink for her. But in that moment, I
was like, good for you. I have a friend who
does that too. She knows the answer to stuff. But
when someone says it like I once told her, I
was like, oh, the name of that song is or
that song is by Image Heap, and she knew it
was Porto's Head. But I had got it mixed up
because you had made me a mixed CD once and
you had put them in the same thing, and so
I was like, oh, in my mind.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It's image Heap.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
So I was like, oh, hey, it's image Heap and
she's like really, And I called her out on it afterwards, like, bitch,
it's Portishead and you knew it was Portahead.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
She's like, yeah, I did know. And I was like,
why the fuck are you kept saying like it's like,
I'm not a trick. That's so funny, trick, I know
exactly what you did. You like, you messed up Porto's
heads Glory Box with yes image and heaps come here
boy or yep, and that's so funny. Sorry, wait so
(30:37):
come here so imaging he Oh no, yeah, glory obviously
Beyonce also sampled Glory Box. I mean, Glory Box is
just a good son. Man. Really, I'm so attacked. This
is Glory Box. Yeah, this is Porto's Head. I'm so
(30:58):
tack a playing paying this bow and arrow, gonna get
mine away, leave it to the end.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
That girls playing clack Hills get down to the ground.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh god, bless, I've been so hot. Yeah, but yeah,
this all this is say so yeah, basically cold, start
to dance and it's interesting, looks like a chicken. Everyone's
just like absolutely not Tiffany's like, oh holy hell. Everyone's
like letting it happen. I mean even the cameraman is
(31:36):
just filming him by himself, not even on a dance floor,
which is amongst the tables. They're obviously like, go for
their dance, you know, like that he did for a
very long time. Let me want them to do it.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
The only person that came to his rescue was Chantelle. Yeah,
she's she is a true friend. The rest of them.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
People was gonna let that boy continue to jump around.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yep, me too. I would have been like you and
you know, like and you know, here's the thing. You know,
we just let the body happen, you know, like he'll
work his way through it and then we'll move it
on from there. But I mean, you know, sometimes sometimes
you know, mindful movement of just like letting someone do
what they want to do with themselves. Just I won't
stop it. I can't stop it. Plus I need to
(32:16):
watch it. So at this point, yeah, so she does
dance with him. Rob and Jennifer flirt or try to,
and then Cole comes over, you know, and then like
Rob's upset and then he's like, yeah, you know, rub
just like he's so weird right with the flight of
the other day, Like I just don't trust him or
his intentions. Yeah, and everything. There's it's so funny, like
(32:37):
I never in real life hear the word intentions, but
when you watch like a lot of like Bachelor and
Bachelorette or anything like that, you hear the word intentions
a lot. And it's often when someone else is trying
to throw someone else underneath the bus or like cast
doubt on someone with the word intentions. You know, it's
like always Like maybe maybe it's also because I'm never
in like a three way situation where someone else is
(32:59):
trying to like someone else under the bus in my
eyes and then therefore being like I don't know about
person b's intentions. If so, I would be like, oh,
you know, but anyway, this is what happens when cole
Cold does that. And then like you know, Rob's like,
oh my god, he's around all the time. Tiffany, Rocky
and Carlo, Like, here's the thing. Rocky is there and
Carlo's not.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I did see Carlo. I don't know who he was
talking to.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Rocky does a flip or does a hand Rocky there, yeah,
and they call him porn Stash, which I'm like, stop
calling that man that, but it's fine.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
And then Rocky, Uh. Then Carlo is somewhere.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I don't know, he must be with the other singles,
maybe because Tiffany has his Tiffany is like on an
impromptu date with Rocky, and it feels like Cole believes
that he's on an impromptu date with Jennifer. It's like
he doesn't want to leave Jennifer's side for a second,
and I'm like, well, Cole, you know like distance makes
the heart grow fonder, Like give her a second to
(33:58):
talk to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I would like, give me if you see me talking
to somebody else, give me a second. You can walk
by and give me the eye and then I'll know
that you want to talk to me, and then I'll
make my way out of that conversation and go talk
to you.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
But like just to come up and interrupt, I don't know.
I've felt like we're all here to meet.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Somebody, and just because I meet you on day one
doesn't mean I'm gonna like you on day five. So
like I'm more of rob strategy, except for not being
rude about it, just kind of being as like, hey,
I want to keep all my options open because I mean,
at least for the first week, like maybe the second
week we can talk about booing up or shoring up,
you know.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Do you has Cole and Elise once made eye contact
in these three episodes because they seem like they would
really get it off with just being obsessive and if
they could find a way to be obsessive together. But
you know, here we are, so at least then picks
a fight with Rob.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
He picks a fight with Rob because they are all
in a circle the no names Joe and Tiffany blonde
Tiffany I think her name is, and and Elise is
there and Rob walks up to Gus see like what
they're doing, and like, you know, what kind of fun
they're having, And he says something and Alisa's like, well,
(35:15):
you guess you can go on your next date with
Tiffany since you know you're taking it slow and opened up.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
And he's like, man, like, do you don't have to
do all that? Like he just is like, girl, chill,
you know, and she's like.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
No, because blah blah blah blah blah. You haven't talked
to me one time, and.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
He's trying to talk to Jennifer and he's like, didn't
we already have this conversation that like, I am opening
up to everyone and we all should be playing the
field that you agreed and you know. So then I
start yelling again and then it's like, oh God, what
are they yelling about? It's like so she picks a
fight with him again to get more screen time, and
that's when she does copious amounts of.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
So, for those of you not on Patreon Patreon, I'll come.
That's blush doggy sweety. That was given the best duck
lips of my life.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
So then Coltie tries to ask out May.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
So he approaches her and asks her, like if she's
gotten any dates from someone else, and she says no,
which to me is just all fluff. All He had
it to be like, hey, hey, May, Now he's dripping
sweat because he's been dancing in the human heat and
wearing a sweater. And so he comes up to her
and he's like, hey, would you Before he could even
(36:30):
ask her if she would like to go out on
the date, he's like no. She's like no, no, thank you.
I can see us as being chillen being friends, but
like nothing more. And he's like, oh okay, and so
he felt, like he said, Ice daggers in his heart.
And she ends up telling the camera that she she
likes a guy who's more active and motivated and fit, and.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
So she could play video games with him.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And I'm like, you know what, it's okay to like
a guy who's a little bit more active, Like I
get that being your preference if your an active person.
But the motivation part is the thing that like was like, yeah,
I do, I too need someone who's more motivated and
more and like, isn't just like okay with whatever, Like
I need somebody who wants is always ambitious and striving
(37:15):
for more money.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Or just energy, Like his energy is just he's so
ho hum, he's so like going to accept the bare minimum.
That the kind of the energy of someone who like
will not you know, like want for more. Okay, I
have a question. Did you get the point did you
get to the point where Alice said your thing that
(37:38):
made her age in her eyes?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, she said, Rob thinks that he's all that and
a bag of chips.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
M talk to the hand. Yeah, when she Yeah, when
she said that, I was like thirty one one. Alisa
is a very attractive girl and she and she has
a bang and body. Yeah, the problem with the least
is that she should never say anything along those lines. Yea,
(38:06):
because the truth of the matter is, I'm saying this too.
She does have those things. It's just that there are
a lot of people do have those things, and a
lot of people have those things twenty years younger than her,
and a lot of people have those things that are
like natural, and a lot of people have those things.
Even if she is really beautiful, a lot of people
have those things even more and even better than she does.
(38:26):
And that's just the shitty truth of everything. It's like, you,
it's hard for you to anyone to blanket statement that
they're best at something so or like they have such
a or are so something as like vague as pretty
or hot or one good butt like you just have
to like you have to find how you stand out
in like your nuanced way. You know, I'll stand behind that.
(38:50):
Find how you stand out in your nuanced way. Yeah,
I I know.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'm at the biggest that i've or the second biggest
I've ever been, and like I still think people can't
tell me shit, like I already know my stomach is
protruding in a way that I don't want it to protrude.
But you still can't tell me shit to a certain
extent like you, I still will walk through a space.
(39:18):
I feel more comfortable by myself maneuvering, like I'm comfortable
going anywhere, like I actively when I go out.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Sometimes I went to a grocery.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Store and I saw a guy want to ask me
out or want to get to know me more, and
he stopped himself because I think in his mind he
realized that he probably couldn't keep up with me just
in the like.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
We were in the seasoning aisles. This is Patreon only. Sorry,
So for me, I don't.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Ever have this feeling of like, oh, when I go here,
I have to find the person, or like I need
to stick to one person, like I always feel like
I have my options. I always feel like you can't
touch me, and if you do want to touch me,
and if you did touch me, it would be the
greatest touch you ever had in your life. I'm very
confident in all of that part of my myself, which
I think is a good attribute to have at my
(40:03):
my age of forty three.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, I'll be for your your ripe old age of Elie.
That bitch is forty five. Yeah, yeah, all in a
bag of chips. That's I know, forty seven. So happy
that it is so true.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
That is crazy for her to say he thinks he's
all that and a bag of chips. I'm like singing
the words to I Have Big Butt or sir mix
a lot's big butts. My god, she knows all the
words to that song.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
She knows. She knows all the words to pour some
Sugar on me. That's what she knows, all the words.
She's she's that girl. She's not. Yeah, she's not. She's
new kids in the block, she's not. She knows all
the words to like I think we're alone now? Yeah yeah,
(40:52):
he's like, she love the go Gos, Yeah, she loves Okay.
So basically, Cordy Courtney feels bad for Colti, who obviously
has gotten you know, absolutely dejected. And I think you're
rot here that you hate all the fiery Latina stuff.
Oh yes, I do hate that.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
So this is at this time, Cole says something to
Jennifer that's like because she's like hey, just so you know.
He's like, you're so sweet, and she's like, just so
you know. It can change in the dime, Like I
can become very fierce and aggressive and he's like, oh,
like a fiery Latina. It feels like the Latina's because
it's happened to Tiffany Latina Tiffany earlier in the episode two.
(41:33):
It feels like the Latinas haven't had their revolution yet,
or like they haven't had their like moment in the
US where it's just stating blanket stereotypes about them to
their face. Is okay, Like if I were if I
were dating somebody or going out on a date with
somebody who wasn't black, and all of a sudden he
was like, then you got your black girl on. Like
(41:55):
if he did that to me and like moved his
head back and forth, I would be like, oh, oh no, oh, pause, sir,
I'm not the person for you. You cannot just tell
me that like I got my black girl, or like
all of a sudden I turned and that if you
present to me a stereotype of whatever you think my
(42:17):
races and specifically an American stereotype, like this whole idea
that all Latino women are fiery, Like, yes, it's I mean,
that's not true.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
One. Two it creates this I don't know, it just
creates this like thing that is unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And it just feels to me that like I wish
that Latina women would stop non Latino people from telling
them that they're fiery.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I understand what you're saying, I feel like from the outside,
and it's an unfortunate trope because it feels like sometimes
fiery is not bad, right, Fiery means that they're feisty
or they're you're not gonna like that they're passionate, but
fiery also a fiery Latina woman. And then there's like
the trope of like the angry black woman, right, and
(43:03):
that is very negative. Like it's like it's obviously a
negative thing. And so it's unfortunate because I think that
like there's a certain kind of flirtatious energy in being fiery,
Like it doesn't mean like being fiery means you're passionate,
means you're not gonna pull something over on me, that
I you know that I'll stand it for myself and
that you know that I'm like exciting and you know,
(43:24):
like and maybe an element a little bit of danger
or something like that. Like I'm not asking about what it.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Means when people say that Latinas are fiery. People are
saying that they are gonna they are fighting. They're gonna
fight you, and they're gonna be loud, and they're gonna
like tell. And then then five minutes later we see
Jennifer going off on Tim.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I understand what you're saying. I just feel like overall,
the idea of a fiery Latina like does have some
It's like, you know, it's not I yeah, there's a
lot more unfortunate. I feel like there's a lot there's
just anyway, Yeah, I see, I see what you're saying.
But yeah, I think that she she smiles when she
does it. Now maybe shells like I don't want to
fucking deal with the coolty. That's like, you know, man,
I'm not having no interest in or whatever. But basically, yes,
(44:04):
that happens. And then of course Courtney does what she's
come to do. You know what I'm saying, Like she
you know, puts into action her sake, her Shakespearean like
destiny if you will, is that she with Tiffany there
and Tim is like, hey, but she doesn't and this
is the only thing you know, Courtney, listen to me.
I love you so much. The way that you do it, though,
(44:27):
is so like, hey, I oh heurds uh yeah, oh
why did I anyway, Hi guys, And they're like, I'm
sorry what She's like, No, I wasn't gonna say anything,
but I should have in said, have not said anything,
but I started talking already about the things that I
didn't want to tell you. I've heard about you talk,
but I'm shy bah like Courtney, and she's like, yeah, no,
(44:52):
I heard that you paid for Jennifer to be have
a mail stripper and you liked it. And Timmy is
like and then it gets this thing where he's like, oh,
the same stuff. I've always been dealing with these sexuality
rumors or whatever over the past years. And it's like
it's interesting because that is true. It has plagued him,
(45:14):
but it's not all Jennifer. Yeah, it's not all Jennifer.
Also like he's like, oh, she knows this is like
where to hit me hard. And then on top of that,
he is like, well, why do they have.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
To make it seem like it's why did she have
to make it seem like it's a gay thing, and
I'm like, I don't know if she made it seem
like it was, but definitely Uzman and Rob did like
she just said the statement, and they were like, ew
as though they don't know that there are men out
there who like that, and it's not even that like
(45:49):
and it's not that does have anything to do with
their sexuality, because here's the truth. Men do things and
get with women to impress other men anyway, Like men
want to have the hottest wife so that other men
want to fuck her. Some men just then takes that
to the next level of like, well I have the
(46:10):
hottest piece in here, so if you want to fuck her.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, only if I can you know, yeah, I con
over it, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
And so to me, if like them acting as though
like that's taking that's taking it a step too far,
is like crazy to me because it's crazy to me
that you would pick a wife based on what you
think other men would like. And that's to me, the
problem is the correct of the problem, not anything that
happens after that.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
So so AnyWho, so he gets upset and then he's like, no,
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
To go have this conversation her right now on cameraon
for all these people.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
So he walks up to her and he's like, why
do you keep doing this?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
He like, can't I talk to you?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
And she's like ugh, and so he's like he doesn't
even pull her aside. He's like, why did you tell
everybody like that story and then make it seem like
it had something to do with me being gay? And
she's like did you And he's like, yes, I did
pay for a stripper to dance on you, yes, and
I enjoyed it. Yes, but you also did it, so like,
why are you now making it this topic like like
(47:12):
it should be talked about in this manner when it
shouldn't be. And so she starts yelling at him immediately
about the gold digger accusations, and I'm like, girl, you
want a man who has money and who can take
care of you, so like.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
You know if he's not that man for you. So
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I hate this incoming drama. And I know they did
it on purpose. Obviously they didn't know the producers did
it on purpose, but it's just like.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh, so boring. I hate that Sean Tell inserts herself
into it. Oh your business. Oh that's your business. Set yourself,
set yourself down. Don't insert yourself into other people's business,
and especially don't inter your self. Don't insert yourself into
a woman's business like hers, and she's very powerful, don't
(48:00):
Like the truth of the matter is, Jennifer is an
alpha woman, and if Chantelle was a man, she wouldn't
insert herself into a man's business when he's dealing with
his own situation. And that is why I feel like,
and I don't mean to say men or woman. I
don't want anyone to know there's no reason for Chonteale
(48:21):
to insert herself into this situation between Tim and Jennifer.
She has. It is their life, it is their relationship.
She cannot start yelling at a woman because she thinks
she knows better than this woman between her and this man. Like,
there's just it's not a good look, you know, it
makes no logical sense. It's not something like when people
(48:44):
do stuff like this, when people really think they can
do something like that, It just for me makes me
be like nope, like you don't make you don't you
aren't discerning. That's not a disserting thing to do. And
like then it makes me question every choice you'll make.
It's just not acceptable to acceptable behavior to think that
you are allowed to have the audacity to suddenly start
(49:08):
screaming at someone about what they've done to someone else
when you weren't in that relationship. All you heard is shit. Anyway,
Chantali has made a lot of bad moves, and the
only good thing that she's done this entire time is
tells that she might be gay, and unfortunately we've not
seen her be able to, like, at least even floort
(49:30):
with a girl since. And so I really need Chantel
in this entire season to pick back up, because I
need Chantelle to be flirting with women and living her
own fucking truth and stop meddling other people's goddamn business.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
I think she did something good to by teaching cole
Au to dance, Like I thought that was a good
thing that she did. And I also think that next
episode they gave us like a teaser where she someone
is she's talking to somebody in a bus about beads.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
I don't know, but anyways, I'm interested in that.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
And yeah, I mean, you haven't seen the family, Chantell,
so you don't understand that, like it is within her
nature to join in and interrupt other people's relationships like
that is the entire family.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Chantelle, that is what they do.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
So like it's it is, it is uh, it tracks
for her to feel like she needs to support Tim
and and in my mind, I thought she maybe thought
like Jennifer is getting too close and might do something
to Tim, and so she doesn't want Jennifer to actually
like strike Tim or Tim to She wants to just
(50:33):
defend her friend in that moment. And but if you
if you watch the Family, Chantell, you would know that
that is how how they roll'dding.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
If this season doesn't end with them going to a
stroke club and then Jennifer getting a lap dance by
man and the entire time that Camerman is just watching Tim,
I don't know how TV is supposed to be made anymore.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
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