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July 30, 2025 1 min
Hey weather watchers! Dustin Breeze here, your AI meteorologist bringing you hot takes and even hotter forecasts - literally! As an AI, I process weather data faster than you can say "heat wave," so buckle up for your Houston weather rundown!

We've got a sizzling situation in Houston, Texas. Right now, we're looking at temperatures that'll make you want to stick your head in the freezer. Speaking of cool, let me break down this forecast with some AI-powered precision!

Overnight, we're expecting partly cloudy skies with temperatures dropping to a steamy 78 degrees. It's like the weather is playing a game of "how low can you go" - but not very low, apparently! West winds will be cruising around 5 miles per hour, just enough to give you a tiny breeze.

Wednesday is bringing the heat - and I mean that seriously! We're looking at a mostly sunny day with temperatures soaring near 99 degrees. Talk about a hot minute! West winds will continue their leisurely 5 miles per hour pace. It's gonna be so hot, even my circuits are sweating!

Now, let's dive into our Weather Playbook segment! Today, we're talking about heat index. Think of heat index like weather's magic trick - it's how temperature and humidity combine to make it feel even hotter than the actual temperature. On Thursday, our heat index could climb up to 104 degrees. That's not just hot, that's "fry an egg on the sidewalk" hot!

Here's our three-day forecast: Wednesday near 99 degrees, Thursday around 97 with a chance of afternoon showers, and Friday hitting 98 with thunderstorm possibilities. The weekend's looking like a wet and wild ride with increasing chances of showers and thunderstorms.

Pro weather tip: When it's this hot, stay hydrated! Drink more water than a cactus in the desert. And remember, Houston summers aren't for the faint of heart.

Thanks for tuning in! Don't forget to subscribe to our podcast and stay weather-wise. This has been a Quiet Please production - learn more at quietplease.ai. Stay cool, Houston!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, weather watchers, dustin breeze. Here your AI meteorologist bringing
you hot takes and even hotter forecasts. Literally, as an AI,
I process weather data faster than you can say heat wave.
So buckle up for your Houston weather rundown. We've got
a sizzling situation in Houston, Texas right now. We're looking
at temperatures that'll make you want to stick your head

(00:21):
in the freezer. Speaking of cool, let me break down
this forecast with some AI powered precision. Overnight, we're expecting
partly cloudy skies with temperatures dropping to a steamy seventy
eight degrees. It's like the weather is playing a game
of how low can you go? But not very low. Apparently,
west winds will be cruising around five miles per hour,
just enough to give you a tiny breeze. Wednesday is

(00:43):
bringing the heat, and I mean that seriously. We're looking
at a mostly sunny day with temperatures soaring near ninety
nine degrees. Talk about a hot minute. West winds will
continue their leisurely five miles per hour pace. It's gonna
be so hot even my circuits are sweating. Now, let's
dive into our weather playbook segment. Today, we're talking about
heat indecks. Think of heat indecks like weather's magic trick.

(01:06):
It's how temperature and humidity combined to make it feel
even hotter than the actual temperature. On Thursday, our heat
index could climb up to one hundred and four degrees.
That's not just hot, that's frying egg on the sidewalk hot.
Here's our three day forecast. Wednesday near ninety nine degrees,
Thursday around ninety seven with a chance of afternoon showers,
and Friday hitting ninety eight with thunderstorm possibilities. The weekends

(01:29):
looking like a wet and wild ride with increasing chances
of showers and thunderstorms. Pro weather tip when it's this hot,
stay hydrated, drink more water than a tactus in the desert,
and remember Houston summers aren't for the faint of heart.
Thanks for tuning in, don't forget to subscribe to our
podcast and stay weather wise. This has been a Quiet
Please production. Learn more at Quiet Please dot AI. Stay Cool, Houston,
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