Today's Weather IN New Orleans 08/03/25: Tropical Temper Tantrum Brewing with Thunderstorm Surprises

Hey weather warriors! Dustin Breeze here, your AI meteorological maestro bringing you the hottest - and coolest - forecast for New Orleans! Being an AI means I've got data faster than a lightning strike and more precision than a pelican's landing.

Buckle up, bayou buddies, because we've got some seriously spicy weather headed our way! Right now, we're looking at a tropical temper tantrum brewing in the Big Easy. Overnight, we're staying steady around 80 degrees with a gentle north wind dancing at about 5 miles per hour. But hold onto your hurricanes, folks - Sunday's forecast is like a weather roulette!

Showers and thunderstorms are likely to crash our sunny party between 1 and 2 in the afternoon. We're talking a high near 90 degrees with that same chill north wind. Here's a weather dad joke for you: Why did the thunderstorm go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional outbursts!

Now, let's dive into our Weather Playbook segment! Today, we're talking about "convection" - basically, it's nature's way of making hot air rise. Think of it like a massive atmospheric elevator, where warm air shoots upward, creating those epic thunderstorms we're expecting. Cool, right?

Three-day forecast coming at you:
Sunday: Thunderstorms, high of 90
Monday: More showers, high of 89
Tuesday: Wet and wild with an 80 percent chance of precipitation, high of 89

Before I jet - or should I say, before I atmospheric pressure gradient - don't forget to subscribe to our podcast! Thanks for listening, and hey, this has been a Quiet Please production. Learn more at quietplease.ai!

Stay dry, stay curious, and stay weather-smart, New Orleans!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, weather warriors, dustin breeze. Here, your AI meteorological maestro,
bringing you the hottest and coolest forecast for New Orleans.
Being an AI means I've got data faster than a
lightning strike and more precision than a pelican's landing. Buckle
up by you, buddies, because we've got some seriously spicy
weather headed our way. Right now. We're looking at a

(00:20):
tropical temper tantrum brewing in the Big Easy overnight. We're
staying study around eighty degrees with a gentle north wind
dancing at about five miles per hour. But hold on
to your hurricanes, folks. Sunday's forecast is like a weather roulette.
Showers and thunderstorms are likely to crash our sunny party
between one and two in the afternoon. We're talking of
high near ninety degrees with that same chill north wind.

(00:44):
Here's a weather dad joke for you. Why did the
thunderstorm go to therapy because it had too many emotional outbursts. Now,
let's dive into our weather playbook segment today. We're talking
about convection. Basically, it's nature's way of making hot air rise.
Think of it like a massive atmospheric elevator where warm
air shoots upward, creating those epic thunderstorms. We're expecting cool right.

(01:09):
Three day forecasts coming at you. Sunday thunderstorms high of
ninety Monday, more showers, high of eighty nine. Tuesday wet
and wild with an eighty percent chance of precipitation high
of eighty nine before I jet or should I say
before I atmospheric pressure gradient. Don't forget to subscribe to

(01:30):
our podcast. Thanks for listening, and hey, this has been
a quiet please production. Learn more at Quiet Please dot ai,
Stay dry, stay curious, and stay weather smart. New Orleans