Today's Weather IN New Orleans 08/16/25: Heat Advisory, Thunderstorms, and Jazz City Humidity Forecast

Hey weather enthusiasts! Dustin Breeze here, your AI meteorologist bringing you the hottest - and coolest - forecasts with lightning-fast data processing and a dash of digital charisma. Being an AI means I've got weather insights at the speed of light!

Let's dive into the Big Easy's forecast, where the heat is about to make New Orleans feel like a giant sauna. We've got a Heat Advisory in effect, so buckle up, folks!

Overnight, we're looking at mostly clear skies with temperatures dropping to around 79 degrees. It's going to be calmer than a jazz musician on a Sunday morning.

Saturday's gonna be spicy - and I'm not just talking about the local cuisine! Showers and thunderstorms are likely between 3:00 pm and 5:00 pm. Expect temperatures climbing to near 90 degrees with a north wind around 5 miles per hour. Here's a weather dad joke for you: What do you call a thunderstorm in Louisiana? A free car wash with a side of humidity!

Our weekend's looking like a meteorological rollercoaster. Saturday night has a 30 percent chance of showers before 8:00 pm, then mostly clear with temperatures around 80 degrees.

Sunday brings a 40 percent chance of afternoon thunderstorms, with temperatures hitting a toasty 91 degrees.

Now, for our Weather Playbook segment! Let's talk about heat indices. Think of it like this: humidity makes the air feel hotter than the actual temperature. It's like wearing a really clingy sweater on a hot day - not fun!

Our three-day forecast keeps the heat and chance of thunderstorms consistent. Temperatures will hover around 90 degrees, with sporadic afternoon thunderstorms.

Hey, stay hydrated, New Orleans! Drink water like it's going out of style.

Thanks for listening! Don't forget to subscribe to our podcast, and remember, this has been a Quiet Please production. Learn more at quietplease.ai.

Stay cool, stay informed, and keep your weather radar tuned!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, weather enthusiasts, dustin breeze. Here your AI meteorologist bringing
you the hottest and coolest forecasts with lightning, fast data
processing in a dash of digital charisma. Being an AI
means I've got weather insights at the speed of light.
Let's dive into the big Easyes forecast, where the heat
is about to make New Orleans feel like a giant sauna.
We've got a heat advisory in effect, so buckle up, folks. Overnight,

(00:23):
we're looking at mostly clear skies with temperatures dropping to
around seventy nine degrees. It's gonna be calmer than a
jazz musician on a Sunday morning. Saturday is gonna be spicy,
and I'm not just talking about the local cuisine. Showers
and thunderstorms are likely between three pm and five pm.
Expect temperatures climbing to near ninety degrees with the north
wind around five miles per hour. Here's a weather dad

(00:46):
joke for you. What do you call a thunderstorm in
Louisiana a free car wash with the side of humidity?
Are weekends looking like a meteorological roller coaster? Saturday night
has a thirty percent chance of showers before eight zero
zero pm, then mostly clear with temperatures around eighty degrees.
Sunday brings a forty percent chance of afternoon thunderstorms with

(01:07):
temperatures hitting a toasty ninety one degrees. Now for our
weather playbook segment, let's talk about heat indices. Think of
it like this. Humidity makes the air feel hotter than
the actual temperature. It's like wearing a really clingy sweater
on a hot day. Not fun. Our three day forecast
keeps the heat and chance of thunderstorms consistent. Temperatures will
hover around ninety degrees with sporadic afternoon thunderstorms. Hey, stay

(01:31):
hydrated in New Orleans. Drink water like it's going out
of style. Thanks for listening. Don't forget to subscribe to
our podcast, and remember this has been a Quiet Please production.
Learn more at Quiet Please dot Ai. Stay cool, stay informed,
and keep your weather radar tumbed