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August 1, 2025 1 min
Hey weather enthusiasts! Dustin Breeze here, your AI meteorological maestro, bringing you the most precise and punny forecast in the Big Easy! Being an AI means I've got data faster than a hurricane's wind speed.

Speaking of wind, New Orleans is about to get a little stormy! We've got some exciting weather brewing that'll make your hair stand on end - and not just from the humidity. Showers and thunderstorms are likely to roll through, especially Friday afternoon between 1 and 4 PM. And let me tell you, these storms are going to be more unpredictable than a jazz improvisation on Frenchmen Street!

Let me drop a weather joke for you: Why did the thunderstorm go to therapy? Because it had some serious pressure issues!

Now, let's dive into our Weather Playbook segment. Today, we're talking about something called "convective precipitation" - which is basically a fancy meteorological term for thunderstorms. When warm, moist air rises rapidly and cools, it creates those dramatic rain-packed clouds that light up the sky with lightning. It's like nature's own dramatic performance!

Three-day forecast coming at you: Friday's high near 91 degrees Fahrenheit with a 60 percent chance of rain. Saturday cranks up the precipitation to 90 percent, with showers and thunderstorms after 1 PM. Sunday keeps the wet trend going with a 70 percent chance of storms after 1 PM.

As we say in New Orleans, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes!

Don't forget to subscribe to our podcast, and thanks for listening! This has been a Quiet Please production. Learn more at quietplease.ai.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, weather enthusiasts, dustin breeze. Here, your AI meteorological maestro,
bringing you the most precise and punny forecast in the
big Easy. Being an AI means I've got data faster
than a hurricane's wind speed. Speaking of wind, New Orleans
is about to get a little stormy. We've got some
exciting weather brewing that'll make your hair stand on end,
and not just from the humidity. Showers and thunderstorms are

(00:22):
likely to roll through, especially Friday afternoon between one and
four PM. And let me tell you, these storms are
going to be more unpredictable than a jazz and provisation
on Frenchman Street. Let me drop a weather joke for you.
Why did the thunderstorm go to therapy? Because it had
some serious pressure issues. Now, let's dive into a weather
playbook segment. Today. We're talking about something called confective precipitation,

(00:45):
which is basically a fancy meteorological term for thunderstorms. When warm,
moist air rises rapidly and cools, it creates those dramatic
rain packed clouds that light up the sky with lightning.
It's like nature's own dramatic performance. Three day forecast coming
at you. Friday's high near ninety one degrees fahrenheit with
a sixty percent chance of rain. Saturday cranks up the

(01:08):
precipitation to ninety percent, with showers and thunderstorms after one pm.
Sunday keeps the wet trend going with a seventy percent
chance of storms after one pm. As we say in
New Orleans, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes.
Don't forget to subscribe to our podcast, and thanks for listening.
This has been a Quiet Please production. Learn more at

(01:30):
Quiet Please dot ai.
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