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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:56):
Welcome to Morning Crankers. And that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
We are here on hands and I'm grad and we
are here on Morning Craigers to bring you some of
the best things that you'll hear today. However, we don't
want you basing your life choices off of what we say.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You know what I mean exactly. Come on, Cranks and
craig Ins. Let's crank this show up.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh yeah, I'm kind of getting into this a little bit.
Can you remind me of you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I feel it. It's like when we first started
out on this show.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It is, you know, that's where That's where I think
we belong. It's that feeling that like, man, I can't
wait to hear morning crankers in the morning, you know,
to talk about everything from your burnt lip when you
hit the bump, for the road that sucks, from all
the taxes you pay that they don't spend on it.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, where your butt cheeks hit the ground and then
you got these little crevices all over your butt look
like the moon.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'll just take your word on that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, you can take my word. I've been pretty hard
by the irs.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But anyway, Yeah, no, I think everybody has.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I know, but like, do you ever.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Feel like it's you know, without lube?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It is it is like my bother's like crater cheese.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, as long as it doesn't smell like, you know,
like a smell on an old back highway when you're
sixteen years old, you know, you know that smell. You
know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, that's long it doesn't
smell like that.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, as long as it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Today is a National Lottery day. You know, I know my.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Planet, but I haven't played it since I moved.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, here's the thing, you know, I'm so grateful that
the US government can institute legal gambling, and you know,
because most of the people that play are the very
poor people because they there's some sort of hope there.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, but it's hope, you well, the people that win.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
How many poor people have you ever seen that won
the lottery?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I've seen a lot more high middle class.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, I think you're right about that.
But you know what, the government, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, they can kiss you know what. Yeah, ars
as I say, Yeah, I got to keep it clean.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So you're kind of up there in Scandinavian Viking Land.
Now what are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, my name fits up here really good. Everybody, I'm
not ran in about eight people that already have recognized me,
and right, you know, just from mentioning our show and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, I mean you went to this concert and you
went up and you talked to the people, and here
they they're they're crankers. They like they listened to the show.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah yeah, the drummer did. Yeah yeah, awesome, man, is.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The drummer the person that keeps everybody in line? Or
is it the bass player?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't know. That's a tough one. I'd say the
bass player.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So the thing is Nicky six is gonna tell John
Bonham what to do.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't think so, John, Yeah, you know what I mean,
like if they were together.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
But yeah, yeah, So it's a National Lottery Day. I
mean I don't play the lottery. I don't have the
money to lose. If you know what I'm saying, I
hear you there. It's also peach ice cream Day. M
here about ice cream? Are you? Are you a peach
ice cream guy?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I do, I'll eat it once in a while.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I remember when I was a kid and I would
come home and my my mom got on this health
kick and she would get the the yogurt. Do you
remember the like dan and yogurt. It had blueberry or
strawberry or yeah, my favorite peach. Okay. My mom was
not too much into like like today kids get dessert
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after every meal, right, we weren't like that. Okay. Yeah,
Usually if I had it after school snack, it was
like something pre made and it was like peanut butter
on celery with raisins on it. That was a sweet treat,
if you know right. So what I did was I
took the peach yogurt, which was my favorite, and then
I would put it in the freezer and I would
hide it right that way I could enjoy peach ice cream.
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But you know, I thought I was really fool in her.
But my mom kind of had the last laugh in
that because it was still pretty healthy for me, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, well, certainly, yeah, the peaches would make it healthy.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, I mean, yogurt in general's healthy. Yeah, well you
got to have the culture.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm not a fan of yogurt, but yeah, you know that.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Well, yogurt culture, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, I get what you mean.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I eat yogurt still to this day. And that's why
I don't have big craters and dimples in my butt
like you like I do.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, i'd meant it.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, I mean, could you imagine in a world, in
a world where Red doesn't have dimples in his butt?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh my? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I want you to announce the Morning Cranker Land about
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Speaker 2 (06:17):
The goodness that's coming to Hulu. Finally, one of the
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Speaker 3 (06:27):
Can you announce that in like a King of the
Hill sort of way? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know, man, I'll tell you what we are gonna
be starting it back up soon.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know what? Among my how about how about a
different way?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh? A different way?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know? Yeah? What can you do with that way?
No problem with hands. I cannot wait until we get
that and we can stand around and drink our alom obier.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You know what I'm excited about is Bobby is grown up,
and Bobby's doing his jobs. And the short views that
I've got it, Bobby seems like he's stealing the show
a little bit away from his old man.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh nice, you.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Know what I'm saying. So, I mean, I can see
him being extremely funny. Like imagine Bobby trying to be
the King of the Hill.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's gonna be something.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. H Well, it's also tropical
fruit day. Okay, what's your favorite tropical fruit?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Pineapple? I would say pineapple's pretty good, pineapple fresh pineapple? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Okay? Well okay, so pineapple, banana kiwi.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Go oh Kiwi's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I love kiwi mm and it's very very good for you.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It is, it is. I just I wish they were bigger,
you know, yeah, like three of them.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You're not supposed to talk about your last date, that's right,
ye know. And I don't know if you said that
or she said that, but.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't think she probably would have said that three times.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
It's also National sour Candy Day. I'm not that big.
I mean when we were in school. Okay, kids today
think that they're cool because we got sour candy. Well,
obviously they don't know that we were in the era
when warheads first hit the Dan. Yeah you remember that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh yeah, they began when I was in high school,
I think, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
And back then they had a little bit more of
the powder on them. You remember that, the.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Blue yep, and they were more potent.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah. Oh yeah. Today these kids don't even know what
sour candy really.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, yeah, that's the sissypi di version of what we
went through.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I can remember taking one of the warheads and it
was a blue one. Yeah, and I remember they came
in the packets. There were one in a packet yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
The little tiny I don't know how would you say it? Octangle?
I don't know, it's weird little shape.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, tiny, little gretish okay, gretishh Yes. I ripped the
top off and I poured the the the actual lozenge
and the powder in my mouth, and I remember it
felt like my tongue.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Locked up, like yeah, you probably I got locked out, right,
it was it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Was something like that. Yeah, yeah, I know. You know,
we got some weird news today. We got some good
news today. We got some I want to ask you
news today. Is that is that cool?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
That's cool?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Okay, So you know, let's just get the like the
you know, the stink that's flying around America right now.
Can we get the stank out.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Of the way. Oh my gosh, there's a big stank
in the way right now.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well, there's stink. There's stank all over. And I'm not
very happy with this administration right now. Can I say that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You're more than welcome. I'm not happy either, So these.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, anyway, Yeah, that's right. This is a good thing. Okay.
The House is poised to okay, Trump's nine billion dollar
cut to public broadcasting and foreign aid and keep in mind,
this foreign aid isn't the foreign aid that feeds children
that need hunger, because that never gets to them anyways.
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That goes to the warlords and the other corrupt politicians
across the world. We're talking about totally useless, gay sesame
street crap. They s couldn't be publicly funded that type
of foreign aid. And public broadcasting. Now here's the thing.
If it's public broadcasting, don't you think that they should
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have some sort of centrist ideology, like right, you know
what I mean, like, maybe you can have.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The middle of the road. I don't get why it's
not middle of the road. You know, you think pvs
public broadcasting television. You know, basically it's like you would
think being public, you would be centrist on your viewpoints.
You can't be one sided. Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
So now some people say, well his centrist okay, And
here's what I'm going to say. No, Bill Maher came
out and said, here's the deal. My wife was the
CEO of public broadcasting. She was the one who made
the decisions, and he's like, enough of the right, Okay,
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it's not it's left leaning. As a matter of fact,
it's way left leaning. Okay. Now. But here's here's the
other side of that. If he's going to defund nine
billion dollars to cut public broadcasting, is there anything on
public broadcasting right now that you think is beneficial for America?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
There is nothing beneficial. It's on there, well only when
they do like the nature shows. Other than that, everything
else is a political one.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Sided Long Live Marty Staffer. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
That was a show.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Well, that was kind of public broadcasting the way public
broadcasting was meant.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
To be, should have been and should have stayed. That's
the problem. It never stayed. It like left the building
years ago.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, well, I mean it just it kind of irritates
me that people are making a big deal out of this,
like he's taking away something that's beneficial to the people
of the US, because I could actually create a public
broadcasting system that I think would be good for the
American people. How about this? How about a story with
(12:41):
a fox and a turtle? Okay, right, And this is
a kid show. And in this kids show, they're going
and doing fun things that aren't political whatsoever. And they're
teaching the kids how to read, write, do masks. How
about that?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, instead of having a time. You know, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, well down, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Okay, how about this, Let's let's go to the older
category because they saying, well, anybody could do a you know,
non political, you know kids show. How about this? How
about they make a gardening show, right, and they teach
people how to garden organically outside of the windows of
their apartments so they can save a little bit of
money and they can have stuff that's better for them.
(13:28):
Is that political?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, I don't think it's a political. I think it's
just called smart investment in your own family.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Okay, yeah, so now we have a gardening investment. Let's
make another show Greg, how about that?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
How about we make a show that says, if you
bring in this much, this is how much you should spend.
This is how much you should save, this is what
type of yield you should should expect, you know, like
financial one on one.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, like Wall Street one on one. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I mean is that political? I mean, would it be
considered racist because we're talking about money?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
No, it shouldn't be. Not. Experience is about money.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's racist. Math is math racist? It shouldn't be right, Well,
is dummies? Made that were public racist.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
They make us sound that way, but we're not. Most
of the majority is not.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, let me do this. Yeah, and let me say
one thing. What I'm talking about here is common sense.
How about me get a show called common sense has
left the building?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I think that one started years ago, and I think
you were the star of that one.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, I think so. And speaking of that, just give
me one second.
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Speaker 3 (15:12):
I couldn't have said it better myself, right, I agree,
there's something with the dumbing down of America. And if
you're wondering if I'm talking about you while you're listening
to this, keep wondering. Right, here's the thing. You know,
we need to save money in this country. You know.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Here's I don't want anybody to suffer. I really don't
me either. I mean, that's not what America is about.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, I don't care what color you are. I don't
care who you have in your bedroom at night. I
don't I don't care about any of that stuff. The
only time I do care is when you come at me.
If I'm threatened, or my way of life is threatened,
or my family's threatened. That's the only time. And I'm
not out there threatening anybody else. No yet, you know
(16:00):
what I yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I mean I'm
only human.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, exactly. You can only be pushed around so long.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
How about this, one of these days, we got to
do a song again? Right, well, we do, Yeah, And
I'm saying I just had this brilliant, brilliant idea. Oh ohh,
I'm only human. How about that for the name of
the song?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You know what I'm saying. We're creating gold right here.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Brother might as well. Hey, we already wrote a few already,
let's write another one.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
So the reason that we've set all that is to
say this, Okay, Yes, America is in a bad spot
right now, probably one of the worst spots that we've
ever been in, at least with the country being divided
about hot topic issues, right right, yep? Okay, And I
don't necessarily think that it's the people doing that. I
think it's a damn dirty government.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, and I'm telling you, I really really believe it's
the media, you know what I mean? But I'm just
gonna let it right there. Yeah, yeah, very angry.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I agree with you. But here's the thing. We could
be Denmark. You know, you know, Denmark, the place that
everybody wants to live and it's so great and you
can walk everywhere because you have to be on a
list for years to get a car, you know, you
know what? Oh yeah, and you know they only take
sixty four percent of the money you make to live there,
you know, but only wow, yeah, you know. And you know,
(17:31):
and you can go to school there for free, right,
you know what I'm saying. Right, that's at least that's
what we hear here. O. Yeah. I don't know how
true that is, but there's a story that we should
think about because we could be Denmark, which wouldn't be good.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay, yeah, it wouldn't be good.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Denmark has to rent air defenses as it rushes to
rebuild its national missile shield. What do you think Paul.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Borrowing money from another country. This for survival. So it
sounds like and basically it's desperation mode. It sounds like
for them, you know, the dens.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So listen to this. You remember when the UN the
u N. You know, you know, I'm having a hard
time saying UN because it's not you know, there is
no u N anymore. It's the elan. You know, you
know where I'm going. The on okay, So the ON yeah,
(18:35):
has now decided it's opted to procure okay meaning kids
three different types of ground based air defense systems from Germany,
France and Norway because it needs to urgently fill critical
air defense gaps. And we don't know why all of
a sudden they feel this urged, but we do know this.
The decision has now came two decades after Mark and
(19:01):
the u N decommissioned its ground based air defense capability
in two thousand and five in an attempt to focus
more on social international operations.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Sounds like operation preparation A chands, hmmm.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
What are social international operations grid? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
When do they come up with this stuff? Hands?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Just how about let's just get to the nitty gritty
of this. How about they want to focus on socialism
to provide then the stuff that they needed to push
their agenda and say how great they have it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
They're right, but on they suck I mean unsuck.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah, I mean yeah, well they s worse novel unsuck.
It's like a it's like a wife that doesn't do that.
You know, she's on.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You know, they're like a succubus as well.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh ah yeah, incubis, succubists whatever. But thetis the void
left by the social international operations has left the Scandinavian
country vulnerable to the potential missile attacks, and the thinking
(20:22):
in Copenhagen goes as a short term solution, they want
to rent rent this stuff from Germany, France and Norway. Hmm,
Now could we be in this situation if we allow
the craziness to continue?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Uh yeah, we could be in this mix. We don't
want to be there Germany, France and the underpants, you
know what I mean, this whole operation for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Here's the thing. If I if I was a dictator,
a bad communist dictator from around the world like we've
seen throughout history right right, part is I would I
would be looking at America for a way to get
in to you know, to take our stuff, to be
in charge. But Denmark, uh.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I guess they marked the UN spot.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I mean it's Denmark, even a pimple on the world stages,
but big enough, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
They make their mark with the U N right now.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And I mean, I love the Danish people, you know
what I mean. I'm myself, you know what I mean.
They make good food, that's for sure, well they do.
But what I'm saying is this is what happens when
you allow the crazy wings socialism of a Yeah, of
(21:46):
this ideology and socialism is just a bridge to communism.
And communism can be authoritarian, it can, you know, but
it's never this. It's never ran by the people.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Never right.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
So over there, now you're gonna to bring all this
stuff back. That's military ish ish. Does that make sense that?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Okay, after you've established the sixty four percent or whatever
crazy number it is in taxation over there, and I
think that if you start doing this, you know, in
the name of safety, some of your freedom is going
to be shrunk down. And now they have, you know,
this military ish system coming. Do you see what I'm
(22:26):
saying do you smell what I'm putting down?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I do? I do? Sounds like a Danish role.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, well, uh hey, it is going to roll out
the communism. Yeah, well it is what it is. I'm sorry.
I hope that Danes offended, but I can only say
it like I see it brother.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You know, yeah, I wish I could say you guys
were great Danes right now, but you're not.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, and you know what's weird about that? Like if
you say, well, what is what is Denmark famous for?
People say great Dane And actually Great Dane was actually
a German dog that the guy thought that it was
from Denmark, but it was from you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yep, So the guy didn't know he didn't speak at
the right lingada or something. You know.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, well, hey, uh sorry Denmark. We love you. But
if you need help run some of that stuff over
there and need a little bit of common sense, send
this show, which is Morning Craakers dot com. Go send
it for leaders.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's right, Get on your mark and get set to
send it right to them, right to their desk.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
We want to talk to your leader. Yeah, you know
what I mean? Yeah, that yep, adities, I mean We
love talking about oddities around here, right we do, all yeah,
all kinds of them.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Felix bomb Gardener is the first skydiver to fall faster
than the speed of sound.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Now, well that was ten years ago and he died
in a crash Thursday on the coast of Italy. Could
you imagine that? Like, he's probably if he's in Italy,
my guess is he's probably not driving a Ferrari because
I think, I mean, I know they're Italian, but you
know what I'm saying. I don't think they sell a
whole lot of Ferraris in Italy, do they.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, they probably saw more Bugattis.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Well I was thinking, Mg, yeah, you know, he's probably
trying to be James Bond or something, you know what
I mean. Right, Anyways, Felix bomb Gardner. Unfortunately he died
in a crash on the eastern coast of Italy, which
I mean, but the guy, you know, was going and
this is just the irony of life. Sometimes the guy
(24:45):
was going faster than the speed of sound and he
probably died going less than forty five miles per hour.
Ooh you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, does
that it does exactly Also, I just had this pop
up in my email and I don't know why, but
(25:06):
it shows the top photos of thrilling moments and close
calls at Spain's sand for Mean Bull Running Festival. Oh wow, Okay,
we were talking about mental illness not too long ago,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Have you seen these guys and the size of these bulls?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I have a running and it's crazy. It's crazy. The
running of the bulls is one of the craziest events
in the world. Uh.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I want to be one of the people in the windows,
like on the third floor looking down.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Uh, I want to be on the top of the building.
So yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, Well, what would possess somebody to want to face
off against a two thousand pound ball of muscle that
has an attitude?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
This is somebody that's looking to make it to the
graveyard quick, I guess.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I mean, that's that's kind of crazy. But there's suicidal
crazy stuff, and I don't know about suicidal, but there's
more crazy stuff going on in the world. Okay, you
know up there in the Land of Giants where you're from,
Norse Kyland, Okay, the land of Cheese. Okay, the land
of the Green Bay Packers, the world champion Green Bay Packers. Okay,
(26:23):
maybe a couple of years ago. But you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, okay, wow, But there's bugs okay up
there that are killing elm trees. Okay, there's different bugs
all over the world that are doing horrible, horrible damage
to the ecosystem. Right yep, check this out. I bet
you never heard of this. In Hungary, the oldest library
(26:47):
in Hungary, which has some of the oldest books in
on the planet. Right, yeah, is trying to save one
hundred thousand books from a beetle infestation. Oh wow, Okay,
how does this stuff start?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I think it's scientifically modified the ecosystem too. I believe
that they put stuff out there and to cause harm
our ecosystem.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
It's it is very angering that we have these problems,
even though it shouldn't be angering at all, you know
what I mean. But you know something that we should
be angry about. Is I want your opinion on the
homelessness pandemic that's happening across the country.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's bad. I just talked to my folks here not
long ago, and they said they've got a problem with it,
and My little town used to never have that problem.
But it's just I think it's it's gotten bigger everywhere,
and it's sad small town USA is getting affected by
it now.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Okay, so down here, I mean there's more, there's more
homeless than not by you. But I found out today
that NGOs are actually paying for homeless to come here
to go to like these rehab centers that that are
totally voluntary, right, So they get paid to bring them
(28:19):
up here. They go to them for a couple of days,
and then they're like, you know what, I don't want
to be here, and they leave, and then they're homeless
in this area. Wow. I went out to eat the
other night. I walked outside of the restaurant. Okay, it's
supposed to be a healthy eating place, you know, good atmosphere,
cheap prices, you know what I'm talking about, the good
old American thing. Oh yeah, walk outside and my wife
(28:44):
grabs my daughters and stops them for running because there's
two heroin addict zombified meth head people sitting there like
pushing shopping carts of you know, some stolen goods, some
stuff they've just kept for a while. But they're like
there like hungover, like the thing in zombie State. Jeez,
(29:07):
get in the car. I'm not very happy about this, right,
Get in the car coming home. There's a guy laying
in the ditch. Okay, guy laying in the ditch, passed
out from whatever he was on. Who knows. And then
I go a little bit further and you know exactly
where this is because you've been to the studio here
a million times. Right where they walk in with all
(29:28):
the stuff, and there's two homeless people carrying a couch
into the woods.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh wow, it's like an internment camp that they created
for their cell.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Well, I kind of feel like it's like the Beatles
in the books in the library, except these are human beings,
and you know you have to have some sort of
empathy for that and do. But how do you fix
that problem when the government doesn't want to take I mean,
(30:01):
they've tried out in California, Washington and stuff. You know, Well,
let's just make everything legal. And if you make it legal,
everything's going to be safe except for the kids that
are going and playing in parks and stepping on needles.
You know, but we don't want to talk about that.
And then they'll they'll lecture us like these people have
real problems and we want you to feel bad for him,
(30:22):
And I'm like, you know what, damn I do feel
bad for him. Well, let's come up with a solution
so everybody else isn't constantly dealing with them.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah. No, that's not the wrong thinking, that's the right
mentality on it. Yeah, I mean I feel bad for
him too, But it's like, how did they get in
that situation in the first place? Right, It's like saying
an addiction or it's either addiction or they just didn't
want to work our whole life. I mean, it comes
(30:51):
down the couple of things. Really.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
You know, you're one hundred percent right. You remember when
we were kids, uh, you know, try to San Francisco
treat remember that?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah, And when you thought of San Francisco, you thought
of two things, fun trolleys and you thought of the
forty nine ers, right, yeah, yeah, Okay, when you think
of San Francisco today, like right now, if I said,
what's the first thing that pops in your heads? Feces
maps on where to go and where not to go
(31:26):
from the feces that are left there by the people
in San Francisco homeless that have problems, right, yeah, I
mean that's literally what you think. And I and so
I'm thinking to myself today, how far have we slipped
as just regular people that allow that. Yeah, I mean
(31:47):
there's kind of like a little bit of ego in that,
like we allow it.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
But right right, I mean there's gotta be some immorality there,
you know. I mean, well it is. It's just it's
so immoral what they're when they do that. And they
it's not even the homeless people. They say, it's young
people just doing it, you know how young people want
to show off. So I heard that that's a lot
of it too.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
So like what do they have dookie contests?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Like guests we play a game of dookie howser m
D Let's do which one cannot go to the hospital first.
I don't know, I have no clue.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
So let me ask, if you had to watch movies again,
would you watch House or would you watch dookie Houser
because they're both about doctors. One's a drug addict.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
House genius probably only because the late wife used to
watch that.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I think it's kind of funny with what he says,
you know, so, oh yeah, anyways, Yeah, it is what
it is Springfield, Missouri, out of all places, the downtown
businesses are literally speaking out about the homelessness because it's
that bad.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Well, at least some of the government's talking then locally anyway.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah, well, I mean they're trying to get through to
the government. But if the NGOs are getting paid in
the government officials are getting ng O kickbacks, do you
think anything will ever get done? Do you think the
problem will get solved?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
The problem is not going to get solved. It is
gonna get swept under the rug. Like half of everything
else in our government, or over half of everything in
our government's more like it.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, unfortunately three quarters. I think you're right, but it
really sucks and it does. Yeah. So finally, this is
all I got today, man, this last story out. I
want to get you what you think about it. The
mushroom murder trial. Yeah, jury finds an Australian woman deliberately
(33:48):
killed lunch guests with poisoned beef Wellington using mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh what do you think?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I mean? Does she get an A for effort because
of genius?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
It's a genius move. Yeah, I don't know what I say.
I mean that's uh, yeah, it's pretty untouchable from there.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Well, I mean, think about it for a minute.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, I will.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
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Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah you know, yeah, I had to grow one of
those many a time. But yeah, I don't know, I
don't know where to go with that one. Han's that
last topic?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, well okay, So anyways, folks here on Morning Crankers,
we want to stay as politically non political as we can. Yeah,
and that's probably the most political statement that I've said
here today, politically non political, and it.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Is because literally we hold back a lot. Let's just
be honest.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Well, I mean we do. But at the same time,
this show is a comedy show. Yeah, we talked about
you know, we want to make people think. But at
the end of the day, what I have found is
the strongest congruence in ideology about happiness is at the
human level, you know what I mean. Like, I've talked
(35:32):
with multiple people, I've talked with the illegal families that
are here and you know what, we both came to
the same agreement that we all want the same things,
like we want to be happy, we want to have
a little bit of money, we want our bills paid,
we want our kids to do something great in the future.
And a lot of times that runs parallel to the
agendas of people on both sides, right it is.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's almost like they turned, we get turned against each
other for no reason.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, so you know it is what it is. But
I want to thank everybody for being here. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Like I was hants you did for you the segment
we ask he was going to ask rad something I
was was.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Do something always you know.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, it's like, uh, a segment you he's done. Forgot, Yes,
you got too political. See, we got to back off
of it.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I'm going to look through my papers here.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Okay, this happens, spokes when you when you're doing a
live podcast.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
It does. You better remind me just whisper and you forgot? Yes.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
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ask you, Yes, the one you were going to ask me.
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I'm gonna hit mute and then I need you to
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Huh Yeah, there you go. So are you ready? I'm
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What that needs now?
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Speaker 3 (01:00):
We are here on hands and I'm grad and we
are here on Morning Craigers to bring you some of
the best things that you'll hear today. However, we don't
want you basing your life choices off of what we say.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You know what I mean exactly. Come on, Cranks and
craig Ins. Let's crank this show up.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh yeah, I'm kind of getting into this a little bit.
Can you remind me of you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I feel it. It's like when we first started
out on this show.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It is, you know, that's where That's where I think
we belong. It's that feeling that like, man, I can't
wait to hear morning crankers in the morning, you know,
to talk about everything from your burnt lip when you
hit the bump, for the road that sucks, from all
the taxes you pay that they don't spend on it.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, where your butt cheeks hit the ground and then
you got these little crevices all over your butt look
like the moon.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'll just take your word on that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, you can take my word. I've been pretty hard
by the irs.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But anyway, Yeah, no, I think everybody has.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I know, but like, do you ever.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Feel like it's you know, without lube?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It is it is like my bother's like crater cheese.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, as long as it doesn't smell like, you know,
like a smell on an old back highway when you're
sixteen years old, you know, you know that smell. You
know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, that's long it doesn't
smell like that.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, as long as it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Today is a National Lottery day. You know, I know my.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Planet, but I haven't played it since I moved.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, here's the thing, you know, I'm so grateful that
the US government can institute legal gambling, and you know,
because most of the people that play are the very
poor people because they there's some sort of hope there.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, but it's hope, you well, the people that win.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
How many poor people have you ever seen that won
the lottery?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I've seen a lot more high middle class.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, I think you're right about that.
But you know what, the government, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, they can kiss you know what. Yeah, ars
as I say, Yeah, I got to keep it clean.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So you're kind of up there in Scandinavian Viking Land.
Now what are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, my name fits up here really good. Everybody, I'm
not ran in about eight people that already have recognized me,
and right, you know, just from mentioning our show and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, I mean you went to this concert and you
went up and you talked to the people, and here
they they're they're crankers. They like they listened to the show.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah yeah, the drummer did. Yeah yeah, awesome, man, is.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The drummer the person that keeps everybody in line? Or
is it the bass player?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't know. That's a tough one. I'd say the
bass player.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So the thing is Nicky six is gonna tell John
Bonham what to do.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't think so, John, Yeah, you know what I mean,
like if they were together.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
But yeah, yeah, So it's a National Lottery Day. I
mean I don't play the lottery. I don't have the
money to lose. If you know what I'm saying, I
hear you there. It's also peach ice cream Day. M
here about ice cream? Are you? Are you a peach
ice cream guy?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I do, I'll eat it once in a while.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I remember when I was a kid and I would
come home and my my mom got on this health
kick and she would get the the yogurt. Do you
remember the like dan and yogurt. It had blueberry or
strawberry or yeah, my favorite peach. Okay. My mom was
not too much into like like today kids get dessert
(05:01):
after every meal, right, we weren't like that. Okay. Yeah,
Usually if I had it after school snack, it was
like something pre made and it was like peanut butter
on celery with raisins on it. That was a sweet treat,
if you know right. So what I did was I
took the peach yogurt, which was my favorite, and then
I would put it in the freezer and I would
hide it right that way I could enjoy peach ice cream.
(05:24):
But you know, I thought I was really fool in her.
But my mom kind of had the last laugh in
that because it was still pretty healthy for me, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, well, certainly, yeah, the peaches would make it healthy.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, I mean, yogurt in general's healthy. Yeah, well you
got to have the culture.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm not a fan of yogurt, but yeah, you know that.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Well, yogurt culture, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, I get what you mean.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I eat yogurt still to this day. And that's why
I don't have big craters and dimples in my butt
like you like I do.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, i'd meant it.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, I mean, could you imagine in a world, in
a world where Red doesn't have dimples in his butt?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh my? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I want you to announce the Morning Cranker Land about
the goodness that's coming to Hulu.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
The goodness that's coming to Hulu. Finally, one of the
greatest cartoons ever be made. Next to bus, Bud would
be King of the Hill.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Can you announce that in like a King of the
Hill sort of way? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know, man, I'll tell you what we are gonna
be starting it back up soon.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know what? Among my how about how about a
different way?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh? A different way?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know? Yeah? What can you do with that way?
No problem with hands. I cannot wait until we get
that and we can stand around and drink our alom obier.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You know what I'm excited about is Bobby is grown up,
and Bobby's doing his jobs. And the short views that
I've got it, Bobby seems like he's stealing the show
a little bit away from his old man.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh nice, you.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Know what I'm saying. So, I mean, I can see
him being extremely funny. Like imagine Bobby trying to be
the King of the Hill.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's gonna be something.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. H Well, it's also tropical
fruit day. Okay, what's your favorite tropical fruit?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Pineapple? I would say pineapple's pretty good, pineapple fresh pineapple? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Okay? Well okay, so pineapple, banana kiwi.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Go oh Kiwi's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I love kiwi mm and it's very very good for you.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It is, it is. I just I wish they were bigger,
you know, yeah, like three of them.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You're not supposed to talk about your last date, that's right,
ye know. And I don't know if you said that
or she said that, but.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't think she probably would have said that three times.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
It's also National sour Candy Day. I'm not that big.
I mean when we were in school. Okay, kids today
think that they're cool because we got sour candy. Well,
obviously they don't know that we were in the era
when warheads first hit the Dan. Yeah you remember that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh yeah, they began when I was in high school,
I think, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
And back then they had a little bit more of
the powder on them. You remember that, the.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Blue yep, and they were more potent.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah. Oh yeah. Today these kids don't even know what
sour candy really.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, yeah, that's the sissypi di version of what we
went through.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I can remember taking one of the warheads and it
was a blue one. Yeah, and I remember they came
in the packets. There were one in a packet yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
The little tiny I don't know how would you say it? Octangle?
I don't know, it's weird little shape.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, tiny, little gretish okay, gretishh Yes. I ripped the
top off and I poured the the the actual lozenge
and the powder in my mouth, and I remember it
felt like my tongue.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Locked up, like yeah, you probably I got locked out, right,
it was it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Was something like that. Yeah, yeah, I know. You know,
we got some weird news today. We got some good
news today. We got some I want to ask you
news today. Is that is that cool?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
That's cool?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Okay, So you know, let's just get the like the
you know, the stink that's flying around America right now.
Can we get the stank out.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Of the way. Oh my gosh, there's a big stank
in the way right now.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well, there's stink. There's stank all over. And I'm not
very happy with this administration right now. Can I say that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You're more than welcome. I'm not happy either, So these.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, anyway, Yeah, that's right. This is a good thing. Okay.
The House is poised to okay, Trump's nine billion dollar
cut to public broadcasting and foreign aid and keep in mind,
this foreign aid isn't the foreign aid that feeds children
that need hunger, because that never gets to them anyways.
(10:20):
That goes to the warlords and the other corrupt politicians
across the world. We're talking about totally useless, gay sesame
street crap. They s couldn't be publicly funded that type
of foreign aid. And public broadcasting. Now here's the thing.
If it's public broadcasting, don't you think that they should
(10:40):
have some sort of centrist ideology, like right, you know
what I mean, like, maybe you can have.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The middle of the road. I don't get why it's
not middle of the road. You know, you think pvs
public broadcasting television. You know, basically it's like you would
think being public, you would be centrist on your viewpoints.
You can't be one sided. Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
So now some people say, well his centrist okay, And
here's what I'm going to say. No, Bill Maher came
out and said, here's the deal. My wife was the
CEO of public broadcasting. She was the one who made
the decisions, and he's like, enough of the right, Okay,
(11:30):
it's not it's left leaning. As a matter of fact,
it's way left leaning. Okay. Now. But here's here's the
other side of that. If he's going to defund nine
billion dollars to cut public broadcasting, is there anything on
public broadcasting right now that you think is beneficial for America?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
There is nothing beneficial. It's on there, well only when
they do like the nature shows. Other than that, everything
else is a political one.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Sided Long Live Marty Staffer. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
That was a show.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Well, that was kind of public broadcasting the way public
broadcasting was meant.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
To be, should have been and should have stayed. That's
the problem. It never stayed. It like left the building
years ago.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, well, I mean it just it kind of irritates
me that people are making a big deal out of this,
like he's taking away something that's beneficial to the people
of the US, because I could actually create a public
broadcasting system that I think would be good for the
American people. How about this? How about a story with
(12:41):
a fox and a turtle? Okay, right, And this is
a kid show. And in this kids show, they're going
and doing fun things that aren't political whatsoever. And they're
teaching the kids how to read, write, do masks. How
about that?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, instead of having a time. You know, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, well down, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Okay, how about this, Let's let's go to the older
category because they saying, well, anybody could do a you know,
non political, you know kids show. How about this? How
about they make a gardening show, right, and they teach
people how to garden organically outside of the windows of
their apartments so they can save a little bit of
money and they can have stuff that's better for them.
(13:28):
Is that political?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, I don't think it's a political. I think it's
just called smart investment in your own family.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Okay, yeah, so now we have a gardening investment. Let's
make another show Greg, how about that?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
How about we make a show that says, if you
bring in this much, this is how much you should spend.
This is how much you should save, this is what
type of yield you should should expect, you know, like
financial one on one.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, like Wall Street one on one. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I mean is that political? I mean, would it be
considered racist because we're talking about money?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
No, it shouldn't be. Not. Experience is about money.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's racist. Math is math racist? It shouldn't be right, Well,
is dummies? Made that were public racist.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
They make us sound that way, but we're not. Most
of the majority is not.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, let me do this. Yeah, and let me say
one thing. What I'm talking about here is common sense.
How about me get a show called common sense has
left the building?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I think that one started years ago, and I think
you were the star of that one.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, I think so. And speaking of that, just give
me one second.
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Speaker 3 (15:12):
I couldn't have said it better myself, right, I agree,
there's something with the dumbing down of America. And if
you're wondering if I'm talking about you while you're listening
to this, keep wondering. Right, here's the thing. You know,
we need to save money in this country. You know.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Here's I don't want anybody to suffer. I really don't
me either. I mean, that's not what America is about.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, I don't care what color you are. I don't
care who you have in your bedroom at night. I
don't I don't care about any of that stuff. The
only time I do care is when you come at me.
If I'm threatened, or my way of life is threatened,
or my family's threatened. That's the only time. And I'm
not out there threatening anybody else. No yet, you know
(16:00):
what I yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I mean I'm
only human.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, exactly. You can only be pushed around so long.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
How about this, one of these days, we got to
do a song again? Right, well, we do, Yeah, And
I'm saying I just had this brilliant, brilliant idea. Oh ohh,
I'm only human. How about that for the name of
the song?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You know what I'm saying. We're creating gold right here.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Brother might as well. Hey, we already wrote a few already,
let's write another one.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
So the reason that we've set all that is to
say this, Okay, Yes, America is in a bad spot
right now, probably one of the worst spots that we've
ever been in, at least with the country being divided
about hot topic issues, right right, yep? Okay, And I
don't necessarily think that it's the people doing that. I
think it's a damn dirty government.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, and I'm telling you, I really really believe it's
the media, you know what I mean? But I'm just
gonna let it right there. Yeah, yeah, very angry.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I agree with you. But here's the thing. We could
be Denmark. You know, you know, Denmark, the place that
everybody wants to live and it's so great and you
can walk everywhere because you have to be on a
list for years to get a car, you know, you
know what? Oh yeah, and you know they only take
sixty four percent of the money you make to live there,
you know, but only wow, yeah, you know. And you know,
(17:31):
and you can go to school there for free, right,
you know what I'm saying. Right, that's at least that's
what we hear here. O. Yeah. I don't know how
true that is, but there's a story that we should
think about because we could be Denmark, which wouldn't be good.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay, yeah, it wouldn't be good.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Denmark has to rent air defenses as it rushes to
rebuild its national missile shield. What do you think Paul.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Borrowing money from another country. This for survival. So it
sounds like and basically it's desperation mode. It sounds like
for them, you know, the dens.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So listen to this. You remember when the UN the
u N. You know, you know, I'm having a hard
time saying UN because it's not you know, there is
no u N anymore. It's the elan. You know, you
know where I'm going. The on okay, So the ON yeah,
(18:35):
has now decided it's opted to procure okay meaning kids
three different types of ground based air defense systems from Germany,
France and Norway because it needs to urgently fill critical
air defense gaps. And we don't know why all of
a sudden they feel this urged, but we do know this.
The decision has now came two decades after Mark and
(19:01):
the u N decommissioned its ground based air defense capability
in two thousand and five in an attempt to focus
more on social international operations.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Sounds like operation preparation A chands, hmmm.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
What are social international operations grid? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
When do they come up with this stuff? Hands?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Just how about let's just get to the nitty gritty
of this. How about they want to focus on socialism
to provide then the stuff that they needed to push
their agenda and say how great they have it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
They're right, but on they suck I mean unsuck.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah, I mean yeah, well they s worse novel unsuck.
It's like a it's like a wife that doesn't do that.
You know, she's on.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You know, they're like a succubus as well.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh ah yeah, incubis, succubists whatever. But thetis the void
left by the social international operations has left the Scandinavian
country vulnerable to the potential missile attacks, and the thinking
(20:22):
in Copenhagen goes as a short term solution, they want
to rent rent this stuff from Germany, France and Norway. Hmm,
Now could we be in this situation if we allow
the craziness to continue?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Uh yeah, we could be in this mix. We don't
want to be there Germany, France and the underpants, you
know what I mean, this whole operation for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Here's the thing. If I if I was a dictator,
a bad communist dictator from around the world like we've
seen throughout history right right, part is I would I
would be looking at America for a way to get
in to you know, to take our stuff, to be
in charge. But Denmark, uh.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I guess they marked the UN spot.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I mean it's Denmark, even a pimple on the world stages,
but big enough, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
They make their mark with the U N right now.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And I mean, I love the Danish people, you know
what I mean. I'm myself, you know what I mean.
They make good food, that's for sure, well they do.
But what I'm saying is this is what happens when
you allow the crazy wings socialism of a Yeah, of
(21:46):
this ideology and socialism is just a bridge to communism.
And communism can be authoritarian, it can, you know, but
it's never this. It's never ran by the people.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Never right.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
So over there, now you're gonna to bring all this
stuff back. That's military ish ish. Does that make sense that?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Okay, after you've established the sixty four percent or whatever
crazy number it is in taxation over there, and I
think that if you start doing this, you know, in
the name of safety, some of your freedom is going
to be shrunk down. And now they have, you know,
this military ish system coming. Do you see what I'm
(22:26):
saying do you smell what I'm putting down?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I do? I do? Sounds like a Danish role.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, well, uh hey, it is going to roll out
the communism. Yeah, well it is what it is. I'm sorry.
I hope that Danes offended, but I can only say
it like I see it brother.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You know, yeah, I wish I could say you guys
were great Danes right now, but you're not.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, and you know what's weird about that? Like if
you say, well, what is what is Denmark famous for?
People say great Dane And actually Great Dane was actually
a German dog that the guy thought that it was
from Denmark, but it was from you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yep, So the guy didn't know he didn't speak at
the right lingada or something. You know.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, well, hey, uh sorry Denmark. We love you. But
if you need help run some of that stuff over
there and need a little bit of common sense, send
this show, which is Morning Craakers dot com. Go send
it for leaders.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's right, Get on your mark and get set to
send it right to them, right to their desk.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
We want to talk to your leader. Yeah, you know
what I mean? Yeah, that yep, adities, I mean We
love talking about oddities around here, right we do, all yeah,
all kinds of them.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Felix bomb Gardener is the first skydiver to fall faster
than the speed of sound.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Now, well that was ten years ago and he died
in a crash Thursday on the coast of Italy. Could
you imagine that? Like, he's probably if he's in Italy,
my guess is he's probably not driving a Ferrari because
I think, I mean, I know they're Italian, but you
know what I'm saying. I don't think they sell a
whole lot of Ferraris in Italy, do they.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, they probably saw more Bugattis.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Well I was thinking, Mg, yeah, you know, he's probably
trying to be James Bond or something, you know what
I mean. Right, Anyways, Felix bomb Gardner. Unfortunately he died
in a crash on the eastern coast of Italy, which
I mean, but the guy, you know, was going and
this is just the irony of life. Sometimes the guy
(24:45):
was going faster than the speed of sound and he
probably died going less than forty five miles per hour.
Ooh you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, does
that it does exactly Also, I just had this pop
up in my email and I don't know why, but
(25:06):
it shows the top photos of thrilling moments and close
calls at Spain's sand for Mean Bull Running Festival. Oh wow, Okay,
we were talking about mental illness not too long ago,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Have you seen these guys and the size of these bulls?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I have a running and it's crazy. It's crazy. The
running of the bulls is one of the craziest events
in the world. Uh.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I want to be one of the people in the windows,
like on the third floor looking down.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Uh, I want to be on the top of the building.
So yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, Well, what would possess somebody to want to face
off against a two thousand pound ball of muscle that
has an attitude?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
This is somebody that's looking to make it to the
graveyard quick, I guess.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I mean, that's that's kind of crazy. But there's suicidal
crazy stuff, and I don't know about suicidal, but there's
more crazy stuff going on in the world. Okay, you
know up there in the Land of Giants where you're from,
Norse Kyland, Okay, the land of Cheese. Okay, the land
of the Green Bay Packers, the world champion Green Bay Packers. Okay,
(26:23):
maybe a couple of years ago. But you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, okay, wow, But there's bugs okay up
there that are killing elm trees. Okay, there's different bugs
all over the world that are doing horrible, horrible damage
to the ecosystem. Right yep, check this out. I bet
you never heard of this. In Hungary, the oldest library
(26:47):
in Hungary, which has some of the oldest books in
on the planet. Right, yeah, is trying to save one
hundred thousand books from a beetle infestation. Oh wow, Okay,
how does this stuff start?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I think it's scientifically modified the ecosystem too. I believe
that they put stuff out there and to cause harm
our ecosystem.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
It's it is very angering that we have these problems,
even though it shouldn't be angering at all, you know
what I mean. But you know something that we should
be angry about. Is I want your opinion on the
homelessness pandemic that's happening across the country.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's bad. I just talked to my folks here not
long ago, and they said they've got a problem with it,
and My little town used to never have that problem.
But it's just I think it's it's gotten bigger everywhere,
and it's sad small town USA is getting affected by
it now.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Okay, so down here, I mean there's more, there's more
homeless than not by you. But I found out today
that NGOs are actually paying for homeless to come here
to go to like these rehab centers that that are
totally voluntary, right, So they get paid to bring them
(28:19):
up here. They go to them for a couple of days,
and then they're like, you know what, I don't want
to be here, and they leave, and then they're homeless
in this area. Wow. I went out to eat the
other night. I walked outside of the restaurant. Okay, it's
supposed to be a healthy eating place, you know, good atmosphere,
cheap prices, you know what I'm talking about, the good
old American thing. Oh yeah, walk outside and my wife
(28:44):
grabs my daughters and stops them for running because there's
two heroin addict zombified meth head people sitting there like
pushing shopping carts of you know, some stolen goods, some
stuff they've just kept for a while. But they're like
there like hungover, like the thing in zombie State. Jeez,
(29:07):
get in the car. I'm not very happy about this, right,
Get in the car coming home. There's a guy laying
in the ditch. Okay, guy laying in the ditch, passed
out from whatever he was on. Who knows. And then
I go a little bit further and you know exactly
where this is because you've been to the studio here
a million times. Right where they walk in with all
(29:28):
the stuff, and there's two homeless people carrying a couch
into the woods.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh wow, it's like an internment camp that they created
for their cell.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Well, I kind of feel like it's like the Beatles
in the books in the library, except these are human beings,
and you know you have to have some sort of
empathy for that and do. But how do you fix
that problem when the government doesn't want to take I mean,
(30:01):
they've tried out in California, Washington and stuff. You know, Well,
let's just make everything legal. And if you make it legal,
everything's going to be safe except for the kids that
are going and playing in parks and stepping on needles.
You know, but we don't want to talk about that.
And then they'll they'll lecture us like these people have
real problems and we want you to feel bad for him,
(30:22):
And I'm like, you know what, damn I do feel
bad for him. Well, let's come up with a solution
so everybody else isn't constantly dealing with them.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah. No, that's not the wrong thinking, that's the right
mentality on it. Yeah, I mean I feel bad for
him too, But it's like, how did they get in
that situation in the first place? Right, It's like saying
an addiction or it's either addiction or they just didn't
want to work our whole life. I mean, it comes
(30:51):
down the couple of things. Really.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
You know, you're one hundred percent right. You remember when
we were kids, uh, you know, try to San Francisco
treat remember that?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah, And when you thought of San Francisco, you thought
of two things, fun trolleys and you thought of the
forty nine ers, right, yeah, yeah, Okay, when you think
of San Francisco today, like right now, if I said,
what's the first thing that pops in your heads? Feces
maps on where to go and where not to go
(31:26):
from the feces that are left there by the people
in San Francisco homeless that have problems, right, yeah, I
mean that's literally what you think. And I and so
I'm thinking to myself today, how far have we slipped
as just regular people that allow that. Yeah, I mean
(31:47):
there's kind of like a little bit of ego in that,
like we allow it.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
But right right, I mean there's gotta be some immorality there,
you know. I mean, well it is. It's just it's
so immoral what they're when they do that. And they
it's not even the homeless people. They say, it's young
people just doing it, you know how young people want
to show off. So I heard that that's a lot
of it too.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
So like what do they have dookie contests?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Like guests we play a game of dookie howser m
D Let's do which one cannot go to the hospital first.
I don't know, I have no clue.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
So let me ask, if you had to watch movies again,
would you watch House or would you watch dookie Houser
because they're both about doctors. One's a drug addict.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
House genius probably only because the late wife used to
watch that.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I think it's kind of funny with what he says,
you know, so, oh yeah, anyways, Yeah, it is what
it is Springfield, Missouri, out of all places, the downtown
businesses are literally speaking out about the homelessness because it's
that bad.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Well, at least some of the government's talking then locally anyway.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah, well, I mean they're trying to get through to
the government. But if the NGOs are getting paid in
the government officials are getting ng O kickbacks, do you
think anything will ever get done? Do you think the
problem will get solved?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
The problem is not going to get solved. It is
gonna get swept under the rug. Like half of everything
else in our government, or over half of everything in
our government's more like it.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, unfortunately three quarters. I think you're right, but it
really sucks and it does. Yeah. So finally, this is
all I got today, man, this last story out. I
want to get you what you think about it. The
mushroom murder trial. Yeah, jury finds an Australian woman deliberately
(33:48):
killed lunch guests with poisoned beef Wellington using mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh what do you think?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I mean? Does she get an A for effort because
of genius?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
It's a genius move. Yeah, I don't know what I say.
I mean that's uh, yeah, it's pretty untouchable from there.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Well, I mean, think about it for a minute.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, I will.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
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Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah you know, yeah, I had to grow one of
those many a time. But yeah, I don't know, I
don't know where to go with that one. Han's that
last topic?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, well okay, So anyways, folks here on Morning Crankers,
we want to stay as politically non political as we can. Yeah,
and that's probably the most political statement that I've said
here today, politically non political, and it.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Is because literally we hold back a lot. Let's just
be honest.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Well, I mean we do. But at the same time,
this show is a comedy show. Yeah, we talked about
you know, we want to make people think. But at
the end of the day, what I have found is
the strongest congruence in ideology about happiness is at the
human level, you know what I mean. Like, I've talked
(35:32):
with multiple people, I've talked with the illegal families that
are here and you know what, we both came to
the same agreement that we all want the same things,
like we want to be happy, we want to have
a little bit of money, we want our bills paid,
we want our kids to do something great in the future.
And a lot of times that runs parallel to the
agendas of people on both sides, right it is.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's almost like they turned, we get turned against each
other for no reason.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, so you know it is what it is. But
I want to thank everybody for being here. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Like I was hants you did for you the segment
we ask he was going to ask rad something I
was was.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Do something always you know.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, it's like, uh, a segment you he's done. Forgot, Yes,
you got too political. See, we got to back off
of it.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I'm going to look through my papers here.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Okay, this happens, spokes when you when you're doing a
live podcast.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
It does. You better remind me just whisper and you forgot? Yes.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Okay, you know that question that I was going to
ask you, Yes, the one you were going to ask me.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
All right, I'm going to ask you, but it's gonna
be an invisible question. Okay, I'm really gonna do it.
I'm gonna hit mute and then I need you to
give the answer, and then people can email us at
Morning Crankers at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
And I gave you the right answer.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Huh Yeah, there you go. So are you ready? I'm
gonna all right, hang on ready, Okay, give me your answer.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
The show is over. Yes, okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
What that needs now?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, well we'll see what they say, you know what
I mean. Yeah. Anyways, we love you. Thank you for
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