EPISODE 109 - It's The Wood That Makes It Good

Today we received an E-Mail from fan and recent guest-host Katsuhiko Jinnai regarding the new remake of "We Are The World". He felt he needed to rant about how awful it was. And that's cool with us. We welcome rants to our E-Mail form. God knows we do enough of it on the show and we want you to have that chance too. We've got the music video in the Show Links. Watch it and judge for yourself.
A bit later in the show we get some career advice from a random vote on the We Ask You Online Poll. That's what we get when there's an "other" field. People sending their negative feedback about our show through the poll system. The question from last week asked what the most was you had ever spent on an eBay auction. A good portion of the voters said more than $50. This led us into a Best Worst Most Least segment. The first question being what the most was any of us had ever spent on eBay. Needless to say, we had all at some point spent more than $50 as well. The last question being the "worst" one... err... being the "worst" question in the segment, ahh... umm... you know what I mean. Not the worst question, but the "worst" question. Anyway, it somehow leads into a reminisce about one of Dennis' favorite eateries, Kenny Rogers Roasters, hence the title of today's show. Plus with all the talk of sexual positions and semen, it seemed only appropriate that the episode title have the word "wood" in it.
We didn't have time to get to Who Fucked You? last week so we put it at the top of the to-do list this week. You know, because it's such an invaluable segment. As this segment usually does, it drops our show into an even cruder black hole. Usually we can climb out of it rather quickly with a segment of It's The Law or something, but not this week. Once in the hole, we grab some shovels and dig a little deeper with a story about a cook book published a few years back featuring only recipes that call for human semen. You can imagine the conversation on this one.
The caliber of the show is raised, if only slightly, by the segment that follows, What Is Michael Bay Up To? Sometimes we have to check in with our good pal Michael Bay to see what explosion he's unleashing upon the world next. Turns out, it's an explosion of cash. And a good portion of it was probably yours at one time. You know, that brief time before you went to see Transformers 2?
Plus, the folks who brought us Black Dynamite is bringing us... well... Black Dynamite again. This time in the form of an Adult Swim animated series on Cartoon Network. The company that animated the credit sequence at the start of the film will also be charged with animated this new series. According to Black Dynamite's director they're going to use many of the ideas in the cartoon that they couldn't practically execute in the live-action movie. If the ideas for the cartoon are wilder than those in the movie this show is going to be nuts!
And Bill Shatner will have to write a sequel to his autobiography, "Up Till Now" because he's landed another role on television! This time it's saying crazy shit as someone's dad. We brought you some news a few shows back about a guy who scored a TV pilot deal from posting random one-liners his dad would say to him on Twitter. Well it appears Captain Kirk has warped into the lead role for that pilot. This could be good... but we're still apprehensive. A show based on a Twitter account? A dirty one at that. Most of the shit this guy's dad says can't be said on network TV. But here's hoping the Price Line Negotiator can make it work.