EPISODE 116 - How To Shit Then Piss In The Woods

Helping to solve our listener's dilemmas is part of the Who Asked You? charter. As evident with so many of our family-friendly conversations, racially related remarks, jokes and other slander, we make only the best decisions. In one listener's E-Mail this week we help him decide what to do with a Predator 2 movie poster. It's life's big problems, like this one, that we can help you with. Just let us know and we'll decide for you.
We have other E-Mails as well. Ranging from the conversation 2-weeks ago about using the "N" word, to stupid inconsiderate people and their douchey Blue Tooth devices, and even a self-promotion from a couple of podcasters just starting their show. We've done the self-plug thing too, so we've got a link to their show in the Show Links.
After new releases, one of which is delayed by 2 days to coincide with Earth Day on Thursday, we jump right in to a rapid-fire of events taking place these past couple of weeks. Last week you may remember we featured Las Vegas comedian, Joe Lowers on the show and spent the whole episode talking to him about random stuff. So this week we're able to catch up on crap that happened the week we were off and last week.
Conan O'Brien is returning to television in November. That's one of our little stories. Of course, most folks probably know that by now. He'll be heading to cable where he'll own all of the rights to his show. Something he couldn't do at NBC. He'll air at 11pm on TBS just before Lopez Tonight... and we'll be watching. Well, Charlie probably won't.
And in other George Lopez news, he and his wife are working on a current day adaptation of the old Speedy Gonzales cartoon. You've got to tune into this show to hear his wife's description of the screenplay she's writing. It's vague and leaves you wondering if we'll even recognize Speedy.
Also on the list, the winner for 2009's oddest book title. We talked about the nominees a long time ago on the show, and now we have the winner! If your curiosity is getting the best of you and you want to pick up a copy of the book, the link is in our Show Links. And Chase also mentions a few winners from past years, one of which partially inspired this week's episode title. You'll have to listen all the way to the end of the program to hear the other half of the inspiration.
Then we have exciting casting news for the next Harold and Kumar, followed by both non-human and puzzling human casting news for Transformers 3 in another edition of What Is "Michael Bay Up To?" He's gathered a few actors that you wouldn't necessarily picture in a Transformers flick. Then again, one of them is an actor who has recently been showing up in everything! But don't panic, it's not Ryan Reynolds.
We close out the show with a story about a Florida bank who needs to really make sure none of their tellers lean on the key boards. Most likely it was a stapler or other office supply that landed on it. But we like to think a couple of tellers were getting busy and the female participant was plopped onto the desk in a moment of animalistic passion and her ass punched the correct sequence of keys making one of the banks customers a very rich man. This got us thinking, if your bank made a mistake and gave you a ton of money, what would you do with it? Cast your vote on the We Ask You Online Poll and/or send us an E-Mail telling us what you'd buy or do.