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Let's talk about Hitler. That'll makesense later. I'm immaculately conceived. I
don't know what to do. Iswear I'm not stupid. Take it or
leave that. Sometimes you just wantto leave it. I got to bar
my mom's underwear and bar winner underwear. You just yeah, ar jar beats.
I'm not gonna edit it out.No, I don't know, like
guess I got it's pretty great,suck. Why are you saying with a
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question mark clack bitch? All right? Three? Two? What? Actually?
And we're live im and I'm Jessicaand this is why are you yelling?
So every time you say roll theintro? I play the song in
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my head even though and I'm like, wait, I don't have to,
I don't know. It's like weboth like just pause. I'm like,
let it play. So anyway,Yeah, so new year, same us,
maybe hopefully an improved version. Yeah, I'm very interested in here,
wrying about this list though about thirtywhat thirty one things I wish I knew?
Yeah in my twenties. Yeah,yeah, you want to go into
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that? Yeah, because you saidone that triggered me and I have thoughts
about it. Okay, So Ifound this. Uh. It was a
TikTok by user at the Daily Victorian. Uh. And so she's doing some
like yoga poses, and she doesa list of thirty one things she wished
she knew in her twenties, solike hard but like hard things that she
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wish you would have known. Soher channel is heard literally doing yoga poses.
Yeah, she's literally as she's doingeach of these, She's doing it
like her yoga routine. As she'ssaying each oh, she said okay,
she said okay, yeah, yeah, and so, uh, thirty one
hard things here that would have revolutionizedmy twenties. Number one. And this
is why I bookmarked it because numberone hits so hard. Your allergy to
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rejection is holding you back. Ma'am. Well, first of all, fuck
you, yeah and your yoga.Yeah, that one, I mean,
I already kind of know about myself. Sometimes the second one is what I
was like, oh really, butyeah, I don't know. Rejection sucks,
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and so sometimes it's like why wouldI even want to try? Then
it's like, well, I mean, if you'll never know if you don't
try, which I mean it feelslike something we've learned as kid. Yeah,
but I feel like you go througha second childhood in your twenties.
Oh yeah, I feel like it'sa whole kind of one situation leave,
sort of like high school. Whetheryou go to college or not. You're
trying to figure out how to navigatethis the world in like a different way
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than you have the last thirteen years. And you know, it's more like
being on your own and trying tofigure out like adult stuff, and it's
hard. So it is like goingthrough childhood again because you're having to kind
of re learn, cause, likein school, they don't tell you about
a lot of the things you wishyou would have known about in your twenties,
especially about work and everything like that, and so it would have been
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nice to know so of that aheadof time. Like I really wish that
something that they would talk about inschool so much more is financial responsibility and
safety and like responsibility and really reallytalked about that more, because it's not
like you literally can get a creditcard pretty much as soon as you are
eighteen years old, and it justcan develop such horrible habits and then by
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the time you've realized what you've done, you're in so much debt and you're
like, I have to fix this. Then you're spending your twenties fixing mistakes
you made in your early twenties orlate teens, when it would have been
nice for that to really been explainedto you in a more responsible way.
Because when you're applying for a creditcard, no one's looking out for you.
No, like the people are notlooking out for you. The credit
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card companies is not looking out foryou. They're not going to tell you
what to do or like how todo it or like yes, they're like
literally, just fill out the formthat takes five minutes and then we'll approve
you. But oh, by theway, like you're gonna beeh, fucked
for life. It also would havebeen nice, you know, really explaining
interest rates and how you you know, the advantages and disadvantages of a credit
card and like debt and really explainingyour credit score, like all those are
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things like the way to use theway to use it to your advantage and
like not as like a desperate meansto like do things. You know.
No, it's like so like afinancial class would have been great. That's
like the thing that I feel hasimpacted my twenties the most has been really
learning financial responsibility and I know thatthere's a so there used to be like
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home economics type classes in high schools, which I think when I was in
my high school, I think theystill had something kind of like that.
But I feel like there should besomething that's more like a life skills class
that you can take at least onesemester if they make you take. Like
in Georgia, you're required to takeone semester of PE in high school minimum
and half of that semester. Yeah, you only are required to take one,
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and that's because half of that semesteris spent on like health. It's
like a you spend nine weeks onlike health. And you know, you
guys do things different than how yeahdid them, because you guys do like
literally at the semester's two nine,and you would do like you have the
same classes every day. Yeah,okay, see like where I'm from,
and you only take four classes.Yeah to day. Where I'm from,
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we had like what we'll call Aday and B day, so we had
the same classes without the entire year. But you know, Monday, Wednesday,
Friday was one set, Tuesday Thursdaywas the other, and then it
was it would flip the next week. That's a lot. I really wasn't.
Which really the way, actually,the way our high school does it
is more similar to how most collegesdo it. Really, it's you spend
the whole semester with a handful ofclasses and then you move on to the
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next and the next, the nextclass in the next semester. But yeah,
so like that one PE class,that one semester PE is only required
because of the health portion of it, because it goes over like sexual health
and drugs and you know, stufflike that and like and like puberty and
like it and that kind of stuff, and you're pretty much you have to.
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They usually make you take it.Your freshman or sophomore year can actually
tell you the time I got yelledat in middle school. Oh the why
are you yelling? Story? AndI'll say that that's this is one for
me. You can tell me.Oh. But so like the like the
financial literacy type of thing, Ifeel like would be really beneficial if there
was some sort of like life skillscourse, the one hundred percent how to
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write a fucking check, how towrite a deposit, like all of these
types of things. I mean,they're not things that are hard, but
when you've never done them before.They can be intimidating the very first time,
or like filing your taxes, whichagain isn't hard, but you like
have to know even what to startto. You have to know that you
have to file your taxes and likewhen do you have to file them?
Because you know you don't like ifyou make under a certain amount, you
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don't have to you know, knowingwhat kind of okay? Should I claim
one no dependence, one dependent?What does it mean? All of these
are things that would be so helpfulto know that you're never really sometimes it's
I just feel like I'm guessing andeven honestly, in this life skills class,
it would be nice if they includedlike some components. And some people
might argue that some of these thingsare things your parents should teach you,
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But I would then argue that noteveryone has parents that are capable of teaching
them these things, right and sosorry mom, like so like like things
like basic skills like how to cooka simple meal, or you know how
to grocery shop or budget, orlike how to clean. Some people don't
know how to call. If thereis one thing my family taught me,
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it is how too angry clean,y'all. I can clean if I'm mad,
if I'm pissed, the house won'tbe silence. They taught me.
Well, but it's things like that, or like basic things about like car
maintenance, Like I think everybody shouldknow how to change a tire. I
don't I know how. No,I don't know how. In theory,
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I think jacket up you do thething is on the lug nuts. I
think it's what they're called, andthen you take it off. You put
tyra on titanum and then boop offthe jat. In theory, yeah,
I mean, I think obviously welive in a time where I probably could
google it if I had to.Granted, then you're gonna have somebody say,
what if you're on the side ofroad, no phone starts on?
Your phone is dead. I've hadthat had Okay, valid, So in
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school I should have learned how.So anyway, but no, okay,
that was something that I wish Iwould have learned in my twenties. But
this was about this list, Soyeah, I'm sorry, my bad.
Back to the list. Okay,number two. People are not thinking about
you good or bad as much asyou think they are. Yes, they
are literally they are, like,what do you mean, I'm the center
of everyone's I don't understand what she'strying to get at, Like, I'm
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sorry she's not popular, but like, couldn't be me. Couldn't be me
because everybody's always thinking about me allthe time twenty four to seven. But
good or bad, the spotlight effectis real, Like I mean God shines
a spotlight on his favorite stars.I mean it's that. And it's also
like, you know, some peopleare leads, some people are supporting,
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some people are you know, justbackground, and then you have extras and
I mean, I'm sorry, butsomebody someone's always thinking about the lead,
good or bad. I mean,maybe she should have titled this like thirty
one thirty or thirty one things,thirty thirty one things like a background like
person wish she knew in her twenties, Like I don't know, can be
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I have the main character? I'mobviously kidding, so obvious, so kidding,
So okay, anyway, that triggersme some way up. First of
all, yes, they are alwaysthinking about me, because I okay,
because my thing is this. IfI'm always thinking and sometimes people are occupying
those thoughts, why would I assumethat other people don't think like me,
because that's totally normal for people toobsess about small interactions they have with others.
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How small. Like when you saysmall interactions, I don't normally think
about small ones. But like,if you betray me, I assume you
think about the fact that you've betrayedme. I mean that's not a small
interaction. I mean I was tryingto make it light. Okay, moving
on number two. You know whoyou are. Number three, if they
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never talk to you unless you initiateit, hold on, I'm gonna let
it play. They don't like you. That's so true. What do you
mean, Like, yes, it'sexactly what it means. If they don't
ever talk to me without me initiatingit, they don't like me very much
and they don't really want to talkto you, and they don't really want
to talk to me. M Yeah, okay, yes, And I don't
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know. I don't know that Iever am the only person that reaches out
to somebody else, am I Butthat's probab. I was gonna say,
it's probably because people like you.Oh darn, I can help it up
so popular. So number four,Uh, if they pretend not to know
you when they're with other people,they don't like you. That's what the
fuck do you mean? Obviously theydon't like you. Wait, she's saying,
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these are things she wished she knew, so that she's agreeing with this
statement. Oh wait a minute,hold up, hold up. So she's
saying they're hard to hear things thatshe wish you No, I'm so sorry.
So she was saying. And theother one that she was saying that
if the people if you reach out, if you are the one that continues
to reach out in the friendship andthey don't respond back to you, that
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means they don't like you. Shewas saying that that's a fact. Yes,
Oh, I thought she was tryingto pull the whole like. That
doesn't mean that, No, itdoes mean that. Oh I'm sorry.
Yeah, you're totally right, onehundred percent. She's right. Yeah.
If I have never ever in mylife met some like I've never had a
friend, and then seen them somewhereand they asked like they didn't know me,
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first of all, I wouldn't neverlet you get away with that.
It would never happen. If Isee you somewhere and you lock eyes with
me and you're with some other bitches, I'm running up and hugging your ass.
I'm gonna do it. They don'tknow real quick. See, I
wouldn't do this to you, andI wouldn't like I wouldn't do it to
people I'm close to. But ifit's like people I casually know from work
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or other stuff that I'm not superand don't speak to you regularly, if
I see that my friend and knowthem, I'm like I will. I'm
very good at pretending like I can'tsee or hear people, and you best
believe I will duck and hide inthe most casual like she's not trying to
duck and yeah, but you're hidingfrom people that aren't your friends. This
is like if you see your friendhanging out somewhere else with other people and
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they don't acknowledge your existence, butthey see you. They ain't your friend,
No, they ain't. Like ifwe saw if we saw Lauren in
the mall and she saw us anddidn't talk to us, I'd be like,
bitch, Oh, you ain't gettingaway with it. Yeah, that
would be see. I'm also butI literally am. I would not.
I actually don't consider myself a confrontationalperson. I have a loud mouth,
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but I actually think that I actuallyfeel that I'm a very level headed person.
And I do. I'm saying whenit comes to actual interaction, like
I don't I think that I mightvent in a safe place, but when
it comes to confrontation, so Ihear a lot of venting sometimes I don't
know. Maybe see then I'm like, but see, this is what happens
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with venting, is that's your reality, is me acting crazy? But then
I'm like, but that's not See, that's not really me out in public
or like dealing with the confrontation,because like when I deal with the confrontation
like that, that one confrontation youknow that I was having with somebody,
how I handled it is not howI vented about it. That's true.
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So you actually just saw I thinkyou, Loki disagreed with how I handled
it because I was so nice,So when you felt maybe I shouldn't have
been or shouldn't have had to feellike I had to be. So See,
I actually feel I'm very level headed, but there's some situations that but
I'm also not afraid to make peopleuncomfortable. If I feel justified. So
if I feel justified, everyone's fuckedcause it's like I'm over like, oh
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no, I know I'm right,yeah, and you can't convince me.
It's dangerous because like for me,I don't feel that way often. Normally,
I overthink everything. I feel like, I'm very empathetic to others and
their feelings, and I'll most ofthe time value their feelings more than mine.
But when I feel justified in myactions, everybody better watch out because
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you can't convince me otherwise. Soif I see a bitch out who's supposed
to be my friend and they don'tacknowledge me, oh honey, you're not
gonna I will walk up to you. I'm going to Yeah, you're you're
not going to find Beace and yourlittle friends. Yeah, you don't want
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me to know about Like are youembarrassing? Oh my god, it's so
nice to see you. So yeah, literally like couldn't be me? Like
it could? I mean couldn't beme because like you're gonna literally have to
acknowledge it make somebody's bitcunt. Yeah, I mean, I guess it depends
on what you're defining as friends,because some people have a much looser definition.
Yeah, not everybody. I woulddo that too. Yeah, but
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even people that I would say I'mfriendly you with, I wouldn't. I
wouldn't do that too. Yeah.But See, the thing is, it
happens to me so often I seepeople that are I would classify more as
like an acquaintance. Yeah, someonethat I know and have spoken to,
like recently or whatever. Like,I'm just not that person to be like,
hey, how's it going? LikeI literally will duck and hide.
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I will turn like if happens tome all the time at Walmart all the
time when I'm grocery shopping. Again, I get Walmart. Listen, They're
cheap, Okay, I don't enjoygoing there, but it's the best prices.
You can't beat it. I'm alwaysWalmart. Yeah. I have been
going to Target a lot lately,but for like grocery grocery shopping, I
do not go to Target a guessthey're expensive. But any that was wow,
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yeah focus uh. But yeah,I'm trying to think of the last
time I like, I've never seena friend out in public though, because
normally, like we're with each other. Yeah, I've never seen somebody out
in public that they avoided me oranything like that. No, No,
And number five, if they're consistentlytoo busy to speak to you, they
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don't like you. I think tosome degree I agree with that, but
I don't always agree with that.Okay, I guess if someone's always too
busy to speak to you, thenthat would mean you haven't ever had a
real conversation. That's what that wouldimply, you know what I mean.
So I'm like, hmmm, I'mI'm very busy, well at least like
the last like three or four months, I have been because full time.
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And then you're because your work's beenbusy, that means I've been busy.
Yeah. So it's like I sometimesI'm way too busy to talk to people
and have like real conversations or talkor do whatever. So I mean we
have gone like weeks without really talkingtalking to each other before because we're busy.
Yeah, Like where it's like it'svery like it might be quick back
and forth, but it's usually communicationabout either work or like a podcast thing.
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It's not like but we do sendeach other reels, which I find
an intimate form of yeah, becauseI'm like, this is funny. You
can't just send them to anybody.No, no, oh you're not just
sit in reels. I've realized somethingbecause you're not comfortable. Well, I'm
like, fuck, I need tostop liking some because other people will see
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I liked them and they're gonna thinkI'm a bigot. Because sometimes I see
my friends that have liked the realand I'm like, oh, big because
it tells you, it outs you. Oh no, that's why. That's
why even if it's I need tostart saving them. I think you don't
think you can save it. Orif you just watch it, if you
watch it on loop enough times,like if you got to read the comments
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and let it loop a couple oftimes, it hits your algorithm, so
you don't actually have I've gained thesystem. You don't actually have to like
or comment or save on a postbecause algorithm will know that you've watched this
content on a loop. Or ifyou go to that page and watch several
of their things, then it'll it'snot just gonna make a fake Instagram to
share to share my really funny onesthat I want to show people in person
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later, because sometimes I do thatwhere I'm like I can't do that.
People see the content like they're gonnathink I'm a bigot. Okay, but
it's literally like I think you.I feel like I because I've shared some
stuff with you. I knew youwouldn't think it's funny. But I think
you understand why I think it's funny. And it's not because of the fact
that it's offensive. It's because ofthe audacity people have to create it in
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the first just blows my mind.But then the comments, fuck it's comments,
TikTok has you're not ready for Instagramcomments like I'm sorry if you are
the fame it is not for thefaint of heart, so fucking rough,
but like, I'm sorry that butlike that's like and I think that's probably
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and maybe it is like my ageshowing because it's like, but see,
that's the Internet. I we grewup with mean fucking fun because of the
brutal filter, but it's because it'sfunny, like not to actually like bully.
And I'm not saying people didn't bullybeat us back then, but I
just think that for some I justfeel like we knew the difference better.
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We could tell the difference more whensomething was clearly a joke versus you're trying
to be offensive or you're trying tobe cruel, and I just I feel
like that's lost upon people now.So everything's taken so seriously and I'm like,
it's not that deep. But yeah, if I'm busy and I'm not
talking to you, I mean,I don't know what to say besides like
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I'm busy. I mean it's acase of like if it's a if like
it's a serious conversation, oh sortof thing, It's like, obviously I
would make time for that, likeif it's super important. But if it's
just like casual catching up, hangingout sort of type conversation, it's like
sometimes like I'm not there, LikeI'm so literally I got other shit to
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do and I would love to beable to take this time to do that,
but I just can't. We gotto schedule it in, like we
got you got to work it.Do you have thirty minutes of it later
to do this? It's like canwe I'll get back to you, just
like yeah right now? What Yeah, I would agree and disagree with that.
I think it just depends exactly onyour relationship with that person. I
think that obviously, sometimes you canuse the excuse of oh I'm too busy
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because you really don't want to talkto somebody. Yeah, but it just
again, it depends on the relationshipyou have with them. Oh yeah,
I mean I feel like there's reallywhat we're saying is there's no way to
know if they're lying to you ornot about how busy they are. I
think that if if you're really closewith somebody, you're gonna know they're truly
busy. If you're not that busywith somebody, and honestly, it's not
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even always personal, maybe you knowit might be right they just aren't your
friend, or they just don't wantto put energy into the friendship because they
have so much going on, you'renot a priority. And to be honest,
like, if it's a newer friendship, like that might suck, but
it's a fact. Like relationship,a friendship is a relationship that takes time
and effort, and somebody might notwant to be doing that right now,
but they don't want to hurt yourfeelings, so you might want to take
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the hint. I've never been thatperson, but I mean, I don't
know. I've said it before.I'm a firm believer and like, if
people are not adding to your life. I don't know that I need them
there, so well no, butI'm saying I'm saying like so a case
of like, I mean, Iguess I don't know like new. I'm
like, what's a new friendship?I don't know what those are like because
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I've had all my friends for along time pretty much. I mean,
you're my like new west friend probablyyeah, and I'm your best friend.
Yeah. Yeah, you can't makeany new friends because every you have,
damn slut any new friends your friend, you gotta get a new friend and
get a new best friend. You'retime me you who are new new?
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Yeah? I don't really know thatif I have new friends, no new
friends over here and then a songif I do, don't take it personal.
If you're a newer friend of mineand I'm totally ignoring that you're a
new friend, it's because I justthink we've been friends forever. Yeah,
so it's a compliment. I don'tthink of you is need. Yeah.
Do we want to jump into thefive favorite quotes? Yes? Okay,
okay, So I decided I wantto do a new segment on wipod that
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is called Top five. I've seenother people do it, so I'm definitely
stealing this idea. But basically,we pick a random category or topic and
then we each come up with alist of our top five things that fit
that category or topic, and thenwe rank them one through five, and
so we'll reveal them starting each willeach reveal on number five, and then
we'll each do number four up thelist. So we're gonna do our top
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five Mean Girls movie quotes. AndI came up with a list of topics
and I knew and it was severallong, and I knew Jessica was going
to pick this one as our firstone. Oh duck. So this is
this is in my top five favoritemovies of all time. Yeah, I
love Mean Girls. You go first, Okay, I'm picking. I picked
these based on my personal favorites versussome that I'm just like they're iconic,
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I did. I did a mixof that because it was hard to pick.
Yeah, my number five is BooYou Whore. I had that one
on my list. It is higherup though, so my number five and
purely because it's iconic and I don'tuse it all the time. Get in
Loser, We're going shopping. Yeah, that's iconic. So that one didn't
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make it. Yeah, it washard to narrow it down, but that's
purely because it's so iconic and thatwhen the music plays the milkshake. So
my number four. This is apersonal favorite of mine. I don't think
it's gonna be on your list,And I don't even know if other people
think it's funny, but I do. It's my Nana takes her wig off
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when she's drunk, Damien, whenthey're in the mall and they're in the
store that Gretchen works at, andthen they see they see the teacher.
I don't know that I've never likeever noticed that line, because I feel
like a lot of his lines tendto be in like they're like murmured almost,
they're like they're real quick, likeif you don't pay attention, you're
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gonna miss out. She's dressed asher in her bartender outfit, and then
she's basically like, you know,tea sure have lives outside of school and
we'd like to have fun too,And then Damien goes, well, my
nana takes a wig off when she'sdrunk, and that is just it always
was one of my favorite lines ofthe whole movie. It's so funny because
that scene is even like it's it'snot about him at all. Because that
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and that's why I probably I've neverreally like taken notice of that line.
Yeah, which is a funny line, but it's because it's so focused on
uh Tina Fey and Lindsay Lihanden's character. So funny. That's good, Okay.
My number four is a Karen Smithquote, I can't go out,
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I'm sick. That was good,And I've used that one and like referred
to it like several times. Ohyo, number three And this is kind
of a it's a it's another quoteis really popular that goes with it personally,
I think the second part of thatit's funnier. Why I chose it?
Oh my god, Karen, youcan't just ask people why they're white?
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That was a was that Gretchen thatGretchen says that, because Karen goes,
if you're from Africa, why areyou white? Oh my god,
Karen, you can't just ask peoplewhy they're white. My number three is
also a Gretchen Wider's quote, Andreally it's not the first my again,
not the first part of the quote. It's second part of the quote that
I like, Uh, I'm sorrythat people are so jealous of me,
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but I can't help it. Thenunpopular, I just I just I almost
chose that quote, and really it'sthe I can't help it then in popular,
I can't help it. And that'smostly because I've used it several again,
several times but recently. Yeah,So I just love it because I'm
not popular. What do you meanme? You? I've never been popular.
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So number two is one of myfavorite ones, just because of the
cadence of her voice when she saysit. This. The last part of
the quote used to be my texttone for Travis because like that me and
Travis by follow that movie. Ican't go to Taco bell I want an
all car diet. God Careen,You're so stupid. I love it the
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way she says stupid stupid. It'sso fucking funny. My number two is
Regina George boo you Horror, andit goes hand in hand with my number
four, and I was tempted toput them together, but I'm like,
no, They're two separate characters,two separate moments, two separate quotes.
But I also use Boo you Horrorall the time. Yeah, and anytime
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I say boo, that's just knowthat's what I mean. Yeah, boo,
you horror boo. And just thatscene with her eating them bread,
it's fucking hysterical and she's like amouthful of food just like smacking, smacking
mom. Great, it's iconic.This is my favorite fucking quote. Well,
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I say one of them because theycan change with the wind, but
this is just I feel like it'sone of the best insults I've ever heard
in my life. I want touse it so bad in real life one
day. Good, so it's settled, so you can go shave your back
now by Jays. I love it. It's so fucking funny. Good,
So you can go shave your backnow. Bye, Jason. I'm like,
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so funny, it's so like sugarysweet. But I'm gonna murder you.
She goes bye, Jason, mynumber one. It's a gantasy quote,
okay, And it's purely because ofthe way she delivers it and her
inflections. I guess it's probably becauseI've got a big crush on you.
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Second on that and then yeah,yeah, and she stage dives you didn't
do that. You're not gonna goand you are more than welcome you sure,
yeah, I think you should.Nope, I just I do love
mean girls. So if you havea favorite mean girls quote, let us
know what it is and if they'rethe same or if they're different, and
if there were any that definitely shouldhave been in our top five. Yeah.
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A few episodes ago, we hadtalked about the bean Soup Effect,
which basically is like, I couldbe money in my business. I love
that it's called the bean Sea whichbasically yeah, which is basically like,
oh, I'm making bean soup andI'm showing a recipe and I'm showing like
the recipe and I'm posting the videoonline and then there's a person in the
comments like, well, what ifI can't eat beans? Well, then
fuck off. Recipe isn't for you, Like shut the fuck out here,
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Yeah, it's it's what about me? Yeah, so that she has renamed
the bean super Effects. Yes whatnow? I was looking at DIY red
Bull Infusion Drinks. Yeah, somy sugar free red Bulks. I was
like, you know, it couldbe fun to like make drinks out of
them if I'm feeling a little spicy. Yep. Anyway, I was looking
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for Red Bull in fusion drinks,and I found this one that did not
have a lot of views, butshe was showing me the setup, and
I was on TikTok, and Iwas like, Cuz, I do find
that TikTok is easier to search forvery specific things and versus Instagram. So
people use TikTok like Google a lot. Yeah, I mean, because really,
the how their algorithm is set up, it will actually show me that
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if I'm searching. If I goto the search bar and Instagram and I'm
typing in a sentence, it's likewhat Yeah. So anyway, point is
I'm on TikTok and I'm looking upred Bull infusions because I'm like, oh,
if I want to make a drink. So this girl very small account.
I mean, it might have hada few thousand views. I had
five, like five comments, Tellme why is she So she's showing her
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setup. She's showing like all hersyrups and herd the cups that she's using
and all of that. And thisperson one of the comments is, is
there a reason you don't use reusablecups? Hold everybody, just hold on
a minute. So mind you thisaccount, no, like not a lot
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of us on this video five comments, and the girl was in fact using
like plastic reusable cups or you know, not reusable, the opposite disposable cups.
The opposite are reusable. And thenthe girl comments to them and she's
like, I do actually reuse these. I'll wash them out and I'll reuse
them, and blah blah blah.Here's my thing. Fuck off, eat
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a dick and get out of myface. Literally, why don't you go
use a reusable cup? Then you'reso fucking concerned about it? Why are
you? Like people are so concernedwith being like correct or environmentally conscious or
like basically anything that gets you points, like m M. And I was
like, this poor girl is literallyjust showing us her red Bull and fusion
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drinks, and you're in here likewhy don't you use this kind of cat?
Why don't you fuck off? Whydon't you literally fuck all the way
off? Yeah? I think itfalls in line similar to like you ever
seen, uh, have you everseen these photos or online of like packaged
like pre cut fruit or anything,or like fruit that's like individually wrapped in
plastic or something like it's a prepeeled orange or something. Oh, we've
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talked about that before in a differentcontext, where I definitely said some things
that I still stand by, butI basically it's the idea that people some
people see the you know, prepackaged, prepeeled orange, it wrapped in plastic
whatever, and they're like, that'sso not environmentally friendly. Why are we
doing this. It's a waste ofresources, blah blah blah, it's killing
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the planet. And it's like,yeah, but some people might not have
like finger like mobility or dexterity tolike don't have fingers at all. Yeah,
and so they might not be ableto peel their orange, or it
might be harder for them, orlike some people have like skin conditions where
like peeling an acidic fruit like anorange hurts their hands. So it's like,
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well, it's funny because for asuch a not against be like for
a generation of people that are againstableism, they'll try exactly discriminate against people
in the name of being like morallycorrect in another way. Yeah, and
so it's such a stupid It's itfeels like such this weird like ha,
gotcha, it's virtue signal, Yeah, trying to like it's trying to get
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you moment of but it's like,well, maybe did you ever think that
I'm an individual person that has specificneeds or wants in my life? You
know what if I want to fuckinguse a disposable cup that I don't have
to wash because my life is stressfulenough and I don't want to have to
add more dishes that are hard towash because of X y Z reasons.
Like, yeah, some of y'alltalk about how you don't even shower because
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of your depression. So the fuckare you and somebody's face for about not
like wanting to wash a dish?Yeah, like a fuck up, such
a fucking business. I'm just like, maybe if you're so concerned about environmentalism,
do you go do something about it? Let me, do you something
in your personal life? Yeah,but then also like maybe go after like
laws and regulations that have more impacton the environment as opposed to somebody using
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a cup. I mean, Idon't think you get it. That's too
hard, that's the clearly it is. Yeah, so much easier it's a
log online and just yell at peoplein there. Okay, literally, there
was a girl who posted a videoand mother Earth thinks you. So this
girl posted a video and it waslike a posted to be a funny video
with her and her I think withher significant other where it's like you spend
too much time with somebody and youstart arguing like siblings and get all sassy.
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And she was holding it a Starbuckscup that had like her Maacha tea
in it, and people were alllike, you support genocide, and I
don't. Okay, I'm gonna befor real right now, I don't know
what the fuck I'm assuming. Basically, Starbucks has done something that has implied
that they support Israel overt instead ofPalis, And that's what I'm under the
impression from the comments. Have Iresearched this, No, could be one
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hundred percent wrong. That's just theimpression that I got. Do you,
honest to God think that you commentinghow you think she supports genocide because of
a Starbucks cup? Get fucking forreal. I think the whole idea of
being like a what's it called,like a conscious consumer like where you have
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it's stupid. I think if Ithink it's done, you want to do
that, oh for sure, onehundred percent go forward. But I don't
think that because if somebody else isn'tmeans that they so pour every cause that
that company might support it, theymight not even know exactly. And if
you're gonna come after other people forpatronizing, and by patronizing, I mean
supporting monetarily certain businesses that you don'tsupport, if you're gonna come after them
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and be like, I can't believeyou support this business they do x y
Z that I find a moral youhad better keep that same energy and apply
it to every aspect of your life. If you're gonna criticize someone else for
spending money with Starbucks for XYZ reasonsyou had, every single company that you
purchased something from had better be onmorally on the up and up. They
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better not And because they all pour. And unless you're rich, then you
can't. You can't afford that.I don't want you coming after me for
buying Starbucks when you're wearing a Sheeneoutfit. Yeah no, But like literally,
it's just like or with you thatyou're commenting on this video using your
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Apple iPhone that was I'm sure madeyou saying child labor. So basically,
at this point in time, ifyou're using any kind of smartphone, you've
supported like child labor at some pointand the way that this phone was made.
So shut up, so be quiet. And so if you're on the
internet on a smartphone, just knownobody wants to hear about your moral high
ground, honey, nobody, becauseyou're you're not a conscious consumable. I
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didn't have a choice. Well,first of all, she was in an
airport. Guess who. There's alot of Starbucks in airports. If there's
a Starbucks, there's normally not aDuncan. If there's a Duncan, there's
normally not a Starbucks. So that'sthe only one that was there, So
fuck off. Yeah, honestly,who cares? Who cares? You know
what, Starbucks coffee's better than Duncan. I said it. That's my opinion.
It's just my opinion. I don'twant to hear it opinion. That's
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what I thought of. Yeah,so no, literally at least, like
I don't know, I've had someDunkin coffee that's good, but they don't
have good sugar free options. Tome, Starbucks like is better there.
But the point is fuck off,like a fuck all the way off,
like all of it. Yeah,I rarely find that when you're yelling at
people in comments. I rarely findit actually achieve anything except for giving you
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your validation, Yeah, a senseof moral superiority over someone like ha,
I showed them like like, literally, we're not affecting change if you come
at me. Like, think aboutit this way. If we were in
person and I'm holding my Starbucks cupand you came at me in my face
yelling, I'm gonna beat about howdare you support Starbucks? But but but
I'm gonna be like, who isthis crazy bitch? Back the fuck up,
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and I'm walking away like nothing yousay is gonna affect my behavior or
change it in any way, Likethat's not how you affect change. No,
And I'm like, but first ofall, that person would never do
that in person because they're a littlebitch. So no, literally, I
wish that she would have commented backand said because I obviously hate the environment,
because like that's like, that's like, if you're that stupid, I'm
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just gonna come back and just startbeing a troll because like, yeah,
because if that's what you're trying tosay with your comments, so I'm just
gonna agree with you, so you'llfuck all the way off. So anyway,
I just thought that was very annoyingbecause I'm like, why, so
new segment time. We're trying newthings. Yes, okay, so new
year, new segments. Yes.We had said in our last episode we
wanted to do a segment called whywere You Yelling, which is where we
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hear from you all about stories whereyou were yelling or being yelled at,
and we were going to be thejudges on whether you should have been yelling
or not, and that we havefour stories to go through, and okay,
we'll just jump right into it.We'll unravel the trauma trauma tagline.
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Okay. So the title of thisstory is double chin. Seems very promising.
The story begins once upon a timeI told my brother's girlfriend she had
a double chin. She yelled atme. Not a lot of details here
at the end. That's the wholestory. Once upon a Time implies a
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little more information shouldn't gonna come myway. So that's okay. You should
definitely have been yelled at. Sheprobably should have hit you, to be
honest, like violence should have occurred. You should be thankful she did not
hit you. As a general ruleof them, if you see something at
a place with somebody, something youknow wrong with them. If it cannot
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be corrected in under sixty seconds,don't say anything. So like, yeah,
I'll give an example. So youhave a double chin? What the
fuck do you want me to doabout that? Right fucking now? You
think I'm not aware of what Ilook like. You think I'll look at
this face in the mirror every singlefucking day and know that, like,
and if I do or don't,it's not your business. Like, don't
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say that. Do not tell somebodyyou have a double chin. Yeah,
you deserve to get yell that howeverhappened earlier today. If you have lipstick
on your teeth, you got alittle food stuck in somewhere after lunch.
If you have like a hair outof place, you can fix that in
under sixty seconds. So I'm I'mgonna say something. Yes, do you
see something? Say something? Soyes, Obviously you you're saying, she
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yelled at you, and you onehundred percent deserved it, and she probably
should have hit you. So don'tdo that again. Story number two.
Storry number two is titled the freakingtie. The freaking tie, not the
fucking tie, not the fucking tie, the freaking tie. So this is
a funny Okay, story begins,I'm so sorry, this is a funny
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story and at the same time not. It was on my eighth grade graduation
and we were supposed to dress formaland I was with my sister at my
house. The only one who knowshow to tie a tie is my mom,
and she wasn't home. Then meand my sister try to get the
tie on and we couldn't tie itup, and we were running late to
the graduation, and my sister startedstressing out, and then she started yelling
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at me, and me being athirteen year old guy, and started to
stress back. That stress turned intoa screen, into screaming, and that
into and after thirty minutes, Iscreamed that I wasn't going to the graduation,
and while I was undressing, mymom came in and also screamed at
me and smacked the shit out ofme. And I got dressed, and
I was so mad that I justput the suit and didn't even wear the
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tie. When I got to graduation, they told me that the tie wasn't
necessary and all that bullshit that happenedbefore wasn't even necessary. When I heard
that, I just started laughing,just no what. I'm so sorry this
sentence. I'm gonna read it verbatimand we're just going to decide what they
tried to say. Okay, whenI heard that, I just started When
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I heard that, I just startedlaughing. Just no to cry because I
was still mad about it on thegraduation. So I don't know whether they
cried or not. Very I feellike this is a typo. Okay,
so basically they were still in distress. They were still distressed, and they
didn't even need the tie to beginwith, and all that stressors for no
reason. Okay, sounds like everybodywas yelling. Every person involved in the
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story yells and didn't need to beyelling. No, I don't. I
don't think that. Yeah, Okay, so I get that in the moment
the situation, you're thirteen years old. Well she's the sister started it.
Yeah, I get in the moment, you're very stressed out, and then
the person is it older, I'massuming sister. It just says with my
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sister, the only one who saysmy mom she wasn't home, because then
the mom gets home and then yeah, so I don't know how old the
sister was. I'm under the forsome reason I'm feeling she's older. Yeah,
because if a sister knows how totie a tie, I assume she's
old. She didn't know, oh, she didn't know. The only one
that knew how to tie tie witha mom, but the sister was.
The sister was trying to help,so she's helping him. Get ready,
I'm under the assumption she must beolder. Yeah, Okay, so I'm
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assuming she's an older sister. Obviously, your younger sister's not going to be
helping you and stressing out, soshe either must be the same aid or
older. Yeah. So yeah,I mean I get why she'd be stressed,
because like, you're not my fuckingkid, and I'm trying to help
you, and you're getting upset,and everybody's getting upset because we can't tie
this fucking tie and we're under atime constraint. But like, no,
obviously that no one should have beenyelling. But then also, like even
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if your mom's not there, shedid get there, so I'm assuming she
took you to the graduation, Solike, just wait for mom to get
there. If she does know howto tie, there's a lot of stress
involved that I'm unsure why there's stress. And I'm also like, okay,
maybe young, when you're you know, in your teens, you're not necessarily
fully thinking things through all the way. You're not necessarily like a planner sort
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of mindset yet, So I cansee why you maybe would have skipped over,
like, well, at some pointmom will be home, so she
can help me tie this tie onright before we leave, or even when
we get there. Someone at thegraduation probably knows how to tie a tie,
or I can find a random dadin the audience somewhere or some other
man that has a tie on thatcan help me. Sure they'd be more
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than happy to. So yeah,I feel like there was there. We're
missing contact because I don't understand why. Yeah, why is the sister helping
if the mom comes home anyway?Yeah, And I understand the time constraint
and trying to hurry up and getMaybe they were supposed to be ready and
waiting for when Mom got there,so they were just like hit the door
and leave. I feel like noone should have been yelling. This feels
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like a problem that's not a problem, you know, like there's more than
one way to skin a cat.I feel like there's more than one way
to get your tie TIEDE. Yeah, I don't think anybody should have been
yelling this felt No. Yeah,I'm not on anybody's side. I'll have
never wrong. Yeah, all ofyou are wrong. I'm very confused with
the story. Take a deep breath. It's okay, it's all right,
it's all good. And you didn'teven need the tie anyway, which I
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think caused to their distress when theyrealized it was all for nothing. But
they were all just hollering. Yeah, so this next one is called Grandpa
deleted my episodes of CSI Miami.Oh, yes, it's fine, you're
you're in the right. Whenever shouldhave hollered. Last Friday, I was
sitting on the sofa in my grandpa'shouse. I'm living here for the time
being because my apartment was lost ina large fire that also claimed our town's
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Texas Roadhouse. Oh my this isI'm like where that's so google it Texas
Roadhouse persons. Anyway, I lookedon our DVR, only to discover,
to my dismay that my grandfather haddeleted several episodes of CSI Miami. I'm
a big fan of David Caruso inthe Oh yeah, in the role of
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Horatio Caine. But that is notThat is not pertinent to this story.
Thank you for including it, thoughwe love exhradius details. Yes, anyway,
Grandpa was in the kitchen preparing hisexcuse for a sooufle. What ooh,
the subtle shade in this story whilemy grandmother's ashes sad wistfully on the
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counter. She'd have been rolling inher grave if she could, at the
site of her kitchen being used forsuch unholy purposes. She would have been
buried, as were her final requestto be buried in the family plot.
But my grandfather, ever the cheapscaake, had her cremated. This is
pertinent to the story because he cheapedout on the case and got the one
with the least DVR space. Ofcourse, this is a lot to unpack.
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Poor grandma, she would be rollingover in her grave, but she's
not because she can't well, blessyour heart. I approached him there in
the kitchen and watched him cook fora moment before half heartedly complimenting the mangled
soufle. This is clearly done bya writer. Yeah, this is a
lot of detail. Love the vocabularyusage. I approached him there in the
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kitchen and watched him cook for amoment before half heartedly complimenting the mangled soufle.
Then, after some moments had passed, I approached the topic of the
deleted CSI Miami episodes, asking himwhy he had made such a transgression against
me to have deleted so many ofthese episodes that I hadn't even watched yet
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of a show that is so nearand dear to my heart. And he
actually had the gall the gall Okay, girl, the I just need to
use that word more. I willin daily life, like you forget that
that certain words exist. And I'mlike the gall, like it's like the
nerve, but the gall that justhits different. And he actually had the
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gall to say he deleted them tomake room for the antiques road show to
the inferior series CSI Miami Masterpiece CSIMiami, Excuse Me, which I soon
informed him, to which he said, my house, my TV, my
DV are my rules, at whichpoint I yelled, At which point I
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yelled, you are not the arbitureof the cable box, old man.
If Gamma were here, I'd bewatching CSI Miami with a bowl of ice
cream. And he replied with arather nasty comment about my weight and how
my grandmother supposedly enabled it, whichis ridiculous because I'm not even that fat
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body type is completely one hundred percentgenetics. I couldn't lose more weight if
I tried anyway. It was atthis point that I threw his disgusting slop
called soufle into the kitchen trash can. He then said that I'd probably fish
it out of the trash lader andeat it like a pig anyway. No,
so y'all are ruthless. I justdon't believe this, any of this
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is real. So I spit inthe old man's face and said good night.
We haven't talked since. His girlfriendsays that he's very upset about the
whole thing and he wants me tomove out. But I think I was
justified and that he should apologize andpay for pilot's lessons. What do y'all
think? I don't think this isreal. I just don't believe this could
possibly. You're spitting in your grandfather'sface. That's the detail that got me
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where I'm like it was over theThe thing that got me was that eating
it out of the trash can likea pig and the spitting. However,
whether it's real or not, I'mgoing to go on, let's just we're
gonna assume, we're gonna assume bestintention. So obviously you should never spit
in someone's face. That is anassault actually legally, so don't do that
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ever. No, but it's actuallyif you're ill and you spit on somebody
and they get sick from it,uh, they can like go after you
for more than just that. Wow, than assault, just quick little now
listen for you. The fact ofthe matter here is it is Grandpa's house,
and it is Grandpa's rules, yep, And he can run his household
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how he wants. He's taking youin, whether he's a cheap skate or
not, or whether he's an assholeor not. And I'm sorry, your
grandmother's not buried in the family plot, which implies money. So that's odd,
weird. But yeah, I thinkmaybe we should be practicing a little
more gratitude. Someone sounds kind ofspoiled here. Yeah, so I think
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that if someone you know, ifyou're temporarily living with a family member because
you're a house burned down, oryou know, you're and the Texas Roadhouse
and is that why you're really mad? You don't have the roles in the
butter? We sound like his grandpa. Is that why you're mad because you're
you don't have any broke out?Okay, I'm sorry. I think let's
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just a little more gratitude because hedidn't have to let you stay with him.
Yeah, grandpa has a girlfriend.Yeah. I also noticed that too,
was like geat grandpa. I mean, yeah, you sound like a
brat tv H very ungrateful, Imean, no offense, but like why
are why do you have that manyCSI Miami episodes anyway? Yeah, like
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why aren't you watching them? Imean, this show's old. So because
that's an old story, it didn'tsound like it because this wasn't This sounds
like a current situation for what thiswas described. Yeah, so like it
sounded like recently you said that theysaid who says who uses d v R
anymore? So this I'm confused bymultiple things, like older people. But
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but like you don't have a streamingservice? Yeah, I'm sure. I
mean you can. Also, ifit's your favorite series, you can probably
get it on DVD, so ifyou needed to, I obviously do not
think that again, there's multiple solutionsto this problem to where we didn't have
to yell. I mean, Ithink that basically you started it because you
got into his face about why hedeleted the CSMIM and approached it. Really,
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I feel like, yeah, soyou immediately went for the soufle and
I feel like that's just there's obviouslya lot of resentment here already. You
guys clearly don't have a great relationship, and you started it, and you
were not justified at all. AndGrandpa he's not justified in his fat shaming,
but when he told you that itwas his house and his rules,
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he is justified. So I thinkyou're a brat, and if he wants
you to move out, you shouldmove out and maybe go to therapy because
something is not correct. Actually,don't move out. I want you to
hold your ground and be like,no, I'm a squatter. I live
here. Now you have to legallyevictim because I love I live for the
trauma. Yeah, you could dothat too. You could hold your grandma
hostage and like a room with you. Yeah, if you yourself and you
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could do that actually, but Idefinitely if you hold your grandma hostage and
locked yourself in a room and threatenedlike a hunger strike. Your grandpa would
probably like support it so and leaveyou alone. That that's true, So
you could do that. That's true. I do not think you were justified,
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and I do not. I thinkmaybe he could apologize for like the
fat shaming the other comments. Probablynot, but you also triggered him.
Yeah, you were also really rude, like for no reason, like I
don't know all that's too lot.That's very extra. And if you like
the pilot's lessons were random, sono, those are very expensive. So
I mean I do agree that alot of times in lieu of an apology,
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I will accept like monetary donations orlike your gift. Yeah, you
can buy my forgiveness. That's true. I feel like, you know,
maybe it's a two way street.So like maybe you buy him a gift
or something and then yeah, hebuys you pilot lessons and then it we're
kumbayah. Yeah, that would probablywork. I think he should probably supply
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you with therapy instead of pilots lessons, though that's not as fun. It's
not fun, but this person's mentallyill. No offense. I mean,
you know, maybe if maybe they'retraumatized, maybe they have some which therapy
then would help, or you know, I like retail therapy, so buying
stuff would help that. But like, because there if their house burns down,
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do you know what this is givingDudley from Harry Potter, that's who
this feels like, wrote this.Harry Potter's braddy little cousin, that's who
feels wrote this like, that's howI feel this before before he has character
growth, Yeah, which we don'teven really get to see in the movie.
So you better go read the booksif you actually want to see that.
So point is, though very spoiled, Brad, very knowledgeable. Youre
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hey, you know one thing youcould do is really just take this anger
and write a story or something,because you've got a very good talent here
for writing. Yeah, this wasa very well written story. So that
being said, you definitely should nothave been yelling, and I kind of
think you had it come and gettingyelled at all. Love. I will
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pray for you, bless your heart. The fourth story is titled The Fight
All the way back in high school, my dear friend, let's call her
Messica, decided to yell at me. Why you ask, Well, we
were in our last class of theday when some kid decided he wanted to
catch these hands, and being agentleman, I obliged. The second I
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stood up, Messica decided that sheneeded to scream at me to not hit
her. We weren't near her.She was completely fine. She was always
a bit over dramatic, yet thiswas completely uncalled for, unacceptable behavior on
her part. S m H.Wait, Okay, was at the end
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of it? That's the end ofthe story. Are there two people or
three people? So I have contextfor this story? Okay? Were there
two people or three people involved?Because there's technically three people in this story.
Okay, I'm like, I needyou. I need There's the writer
and then the person that wanted tofight the writer, and then Messica his
and then his innocent friend Messica.For those of you who haven't pieced together,
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I am Messica. I know whowrote this story is about me,
so you are the main character.People are always thinking about me, So
context to this story. First ofall, to will stay anonymous, but
this did take place in my Wewere in ninth grade and it was our
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last class of the day, andsomebody did want to fight him, and
he was quick to go, let'sgo. They were near me. So
wait, wait he was wanted tofight a guy. Yes, it was
too two men, two men folk. One of them was one of my
one of my my best friends,my like a he's like a brother to
me or whatever. So point isthey get up and they begin to fight.
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Somebody's memory of this story is inaccuratebecause they did start to fight like
swins. Yes, no, theywere fighting, and they were near me,
to which I did yell, youbetter not fucking hit me something to
that degree. I probably threatened them. I don't know, I'm beat your
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ass or yeah, something in alongthose lines. I did yell. They
really hit each other like it wasn'tlike a pushing show. They were like
punching each other. And then theygot removed from class. But I did
in fact make it about myself atsome point, and I did yell because
they were getting close to me,and I was like, man, I
try to have no one follow onme or accidentally swing and hit me.
They were near me. You saythey weren't, You're wrong, and you
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know it in my head. You'rethe principle for mean girls. Ah hell
nah. I did not leave theSouth side for this shit. So I
understand that we're supposed to judge hisstory on the way he described it,
but because we have some insider knowledgewith our context, if I did have
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to judge the story based on hisinaccurate information, I would say, of
course, and Messica should not havebeen yelling. But because I have firsthand
knowledge of the story, you arewrong. And I've sort of yelled at
you more you down, Bratt,because you were near me, and that's
the only reason I yelled. Buthe is correct in the sense that I
have always been a bit over dramatic, and you know, maybe my memory
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is wrong, but I don't feellike it is. So he was clearly
standing like six inches from you whenthey started singing, and they were right
next to like when it happened,basically great, they punched me pretty,
You had a bloody nose and ablack hospitalized like I couldn't go to school
for a week. You were ina coma. I almost died. I
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died on the table and they resuscitatedyou like you. And now all I
did was yell, yeah, Imean, you should have donated to her
the kidney she lost because you puther in a coma. No, I
can't even believe this. I can'teven believe that he's gonna bring this up
knowing way to play the victim.Yeah, we know who the real victim
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is, Messica Justice for Messica.Yeah, those were our stories. So
if you have a story, pleasesubmit it. Yeah, we had.
There's a Google form. It'll belinked in the description of this episode.
Whatever platform you're on, click thelink, submit it. They're all anonymous,
unless you want to tell us whoyou are. Yeah, if you
want to tell us who you are, feel free to in the Google form.
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It's going to ask to title theepisode or title the story, and
then to tell the story. Forthose I had some comments that the Google
form was confusing, so I didtry to simplify it a little bit.
So just so you're aware, youput your title, then your story,
just so that way we can easilykind of decipher the stories, and it
kind of makes more obvious to thelistener that we're reading their story because they
know their title. So and ifyou could provide a little context for like
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your age and like male female,if that matters to the story and is
pertinent at all, that can behelpful sometimes because then it helps us figure
out the dynamics between all parties involvedin the yelling. That'd be nice.
I mean, you don't have to, but it would be helpful if you
want us on your side. Yeah, we definitely need all the details.
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So okay, those were our storiesthough, so that was fun. Yeah,
we'd love to hear more though,for sure. I will say if
you're watching the episode, it's inthe description. The only the only platform
it's difficult to get on right nowis TikTok Big, So I'm gonna just
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give some directions here because I'm gonnacut it up later. If you're on
TikTok and you want to submit awhy were you yelling? Story, what
you need to do is go toour the link in our TikTok bio,
which is going to lead to ourInstagram. Then once you're on our Instagram,
the link in that bio will leadyou to the form we need to
fill out because we don't have enoughfollowers to actually put the correct link,
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an actual link in our TikTok.If you're on TikTok, go to Instagram
and then will be in that via. Also, if you would like and
follow us and we can get toa thousand followers on TikTok, then you
know we can actually provide the linkthere. Yeah, you're really just helping
yourself, so like and follow sowe can up our game. Yeah,
okay, guys, So that waswhy are you yelling? Why were you
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yelling? Why are you yelling?And why are you see? It's kind
of trippy. Yeah, maybe we'llwork. It's too late, it's it's
we've we've exited the workshopping. Yeah, I was like, what's the podcast
called? Who were we? Whywere you yelling? Oh? Ship,
No, why are you yelling?Okay, we're gonna we This is the
longest freaking goodbye. Yes, okay, guys, we'll talk at you next
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time. I'm talking at you later. Bye,