Whyte Noise

Whyte Noise

Who are we? A weekly special guest, host, and judge (my, that's a lot!) join Michael Judson Berry, a talented actor best known for bringing characters to life (and occasionally bursting into song), and Ryan Wilder a white-collar professional who’s swapped spreadsheets for witty banter. Together, they tackle Whyte Noise with a blend of theatrical flair and corporate polish, proving that opposites attract! Each week, they’re assigned a random topic and must battle it out, talking for 10 minutes. The catch? No prize for the winner—just the glory of victory... and the sound of white noise. Listen and follow… or don’t! It’s just Whyte Noise.

Episodes

Ozzy, Mayhem, and Mayhem

August 18, 2025 • 35 mins
This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan dive into their personal histories with music, tracing the evolution of metal and its many subgenres. They share stories of friendships, family influences, and unforgettable concerts while reflecting on the legacies of icons like Ozzy Osbourne and the infamous band Mayhem. 

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All About That Babka

August 11, 2025 • 33 mins
This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan are joined by pastry chef Courtney Breese for a sweet deep dive into the world of babka. From treasured family recipes and cultural traditions to the memories baked into every loaf, they share the stories, flavors, and love that make this treat so special. 

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Flushed Away: Beach Rentals Gone Wrong

August 4, 2025 • 30 mins
This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan are joined by Ryan’s husband, James McCarten, to unpack the highs, lows, and WTF moments of summer beach rentals—from a toilet disaster in the Hamptons to the chilling true crime case of Carla Lucia Stefanik, who vanished during a vacation in Costa Rica. 

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Add to Cart: Dopamine, Drama, and Quiet Luxury

June 30, 2025 • 27 mins
This week on Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan are joined by special guest Lindsay to unpack the world of online shopping—from the psychology of dopamine hits to the rise of quiet luxury and the sneaky power of free shipping. They explore how shopping habits have changed post-COVID, the emotional triggers behind consumer behavior, and Lindsay’s behind-the-scenes take on the retail industry and shopping addiction. It’s a smart, funny, a...
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Slippery Science & SpongeBob: A Deep Dive into Kelp

June 23, 2025 • 34 mins
This week on Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan are joined by special guest (and Michael’s sister!) Alyson Berry for a surprisingly hilarious deep dive into kelp—from its climate impact and slimy defenses to its role in ice cream, fire retardants, and even SpongeBob: The Musical. 

They unpack childhood seaweed trauma, Tony Award drama, and squeeze in a little Chernobyl, a kelp slime debate, and a grandma shoutout along the way. 

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Nudibranchs: Nature's Marine Marvels with Lexy Reinhardt

June 9, 2025 • 34 mins
Michael and Ryan dive into the colorful world of nudibranchs with marine biology grad student Lexy Reinhardt. From toxin-eating defenses and bizarre mating rituals to their role in neuroscience and insights into ADHD, this conversation blends science, humor, and Lexy’s passion for underwater photography. Plus, a teaser on the unexpected dangers of kelp! 

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The Fascinating World of Octopodes with Meg Mindlin

June 2, 2025 • 40 mins
Michael and Ryan dive deep into the wild world of octopuses with molecular biologist Meg Mindlin. From RNA editing and climate change to octopus dreams, intelligence, and escape artists like Inky, they explore the science, mystery, and emotional depth of these fascinating creatures. Plus: nudibranch fun facts, octopus literature, and the surprising link between art and science. 

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The Mystique of Club 33 with Chelsea Watson

May 26, 2025 • 35 mins
Michael and Ryan chat with Disney content creator Chelsea Watson about her journey from small-town beginnings to building a vibrant online community through the magic of Disney. They dive into the mystique of Club 33, the evolution of Genie Plus vs. FastPass, and share personal stories—some heartwarming, some hilariously painful. Plus, a fun game of Disney "what ifs" and a debate over who told the best story! 

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Vans: The Cultural Icon of Sneakers with Liz Beecroft

May 19, 2025 • 34 mins
Michael and Ryan sit down with therapist and sneaker enthusiast Liz Beecroft to explore the intersection of mental health and sneaker culture. From the legacy of Vans to the viral impact of Damn Daniel, they unpack how sneakers reflect personal identity, spark conversation in therapy, and influence youth culture in the age of social media. 

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Kundalini | Jordan Marciano Returns!

May 5, 2025 • 50 mins
In this episode of Whyte Noise, Michael, Ryan, and guest Jordan swap stories about cultural misunderstandings, rooftop mysteries, and the challenges of urban living. The conversation then shifts to Kundalini yoga, exploring its history, risks, and potential for emotional and spiritual transformation, while reflecting on mindfulness, self-awareness, and the beauty of everyday moments. 

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Ghosts | Guest Rainbow Dawn

April 28, 2025 • 45 mins
In this episode of Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan explore the mysterious world of ghosts and spirituality with special guest Rainbow Dawn — Certified Sound Healing Practitioner, Reiki Master, Natural Healer, and Crystal Enthusiast. From personal paranormal experiences to the science of consciousness and energy healing, they unpack the evolving relationship between the spiritual and scientific. 

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Bone Wars | Paleontologist Ashley Hall

April 21, 2025 • 47 mins
Michael and Ryan welcome paleontologist and children’s author Ashley Hall to dig into the wild world of fossils—from her work at the La Brea Tar Pits to the drama of the Bone Wars. They explore the queer legacy of Sue the T-Rex, the ethics of fossil trade, and why collaboration in science matters more than competition. Plus: a nod to Mary Anning and a teaser for next week’s ghostly episode. 

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Geology | Guest Cate Larsen, the "Groovy Geologist”

April 14, 2025 • 37 mins
Michael and Ryan welcome Cate Larsen, the "Groovy Geologist," for a lively convo on everything from Martian geology and James Hutton to conspiracy theories and the sparkle of geodes. They dig into the crossover of science and wellness culture, touching on jade eggs, nanodiamonds in medicine, and even a trip to Antarctica. Plus: a peek into the wild world of paleontology rivalries. 

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Pyramids | Guest David Ian Howe

April 7, 2025 • 37 mins
Michael and Ryan welcome archaeologist David Ian Howe for a deep dive into the mysteries of the Egyptian pyramids. They explore theories on their purpose, the influence of Zahi Hawass, and the intersection of archaeology, nationalism, and tourism. Plus, a look at the challenges of peer review, the connection between geology and archaeology, and humanity’s enduring fascination with ancient civilizations. 

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Photosynthesis | Guest Farmer Nick Cutsumpas

March 31, 2025 • 33 mins
Michael Judson Berry and Ryan Wilder welcome Farmer Nick, a former athlete turned plantrepreneur, to explore the intelligence of plants. From photosynthesis and quantum biology to how trees communicate and react to their environment, the conversation challenges our understanding of consciousness and evolution. Plus, a wild case where a plant was used as a witness in a murder investigation. 

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Fairy Tales

March 24, 2025 • 36 mins
In this episode of Whyte Noise, the hosts kick off Season 3 by diving into the dark origins and evolution of fairy tales, uncovering hidden themes, cautionary messages, and societal influences. They explore the Brothers Grimm, the complexities of Wilhelm Grimm’s relationship with his wife Dorchen, and the presence of queer themes in folklore. From The Frog King to the lasting impact of these stories on their own lives, this lively ...
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Welcome to Whyte Noise

March 24, 2025 • 23 secs
Each week, Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate a new host on a topic picked by the prior host. Based on no criteria whatsoever, our host will then choose a winner! New episodes drop Mondays! 

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Grocery Stores

March 17, 2025 • 38 mins
Michael Judson Berry, Ryan Wilder, and Gracie take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, sharing childhood stories—including humorous tales of their betrothal and parenting. They then dive into the fascinating world of grocery stores, exploring the origins and rivalries of Aldi, Lidl, and Trader Joe’s, the lore of Two Buck Chuck wine, and the unique relationship between Trader Joe’s and Aldi. Plus, a sentimental look at Wegmans, fun g...
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Social Nudity | Guest Todd Masterson

March 10, 2025 • 36 mins
This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore social nudity with special guest Todd Masterson, who also steps in as guest judge! 

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Marshmallow | Guest Jay Michel

March 3, 2025 • 35 mins
This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore the term marshmallow with special guest Jay Michel, who also steps in as guest judge! 

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