April 16, 2024 • 44 mins
Lots of crazy things have been happening to Laura these last two weeks and she thinks it's all because of Mercury in Retrograde. So, she gives us a little lesson about the phenomenon, which Producer Bryan thinks is a bunch of crap.
On that note, we share our "best" and "worst" moments from the weekend. Let's just say one of us rode in a tow truck, and not for fun.
Erik serves up a giant dose of Double D/Celebrity Gossip/Showbiz News including:
-Which 90's TV show is making a comeback?
-What is Eminem asking fans to do?
-Is Britney Spears going to join Only Fans?
And, because OJ Simpson died recently, we talk about where we were when the white Bronco chase happened. That was 30 years ago!!!
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On that note, we share our "best" and "worst" moments from the weekend. Let's just say one of us rode in a tow truck, and not for fun.
Erik serves up a giant dose of Double D/Celebrity Gossip/Showbiz News including:
-Which 90's TV show is making a comeback?
-What is Eminem asking fans to do?
-Is Britney Spears going to join Only Fans?
And, because OJ Simpson died recently, we talk about where we were when the white Bronco chase happened. That was 30 years ago!!!
We love you for watching and listening.
Love your podcast!
www.lauracainafterdark.com
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.
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Everybody. Hey, what's up.Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm
Laura Caane. And you look somuch better in that dress. I was
going to say, do you recognizethis dress? I do? Can you
believe that this is the dress thatmy co host Eric Grimmer right here say
hello, Hi war last week duringour live episode. And he fit into
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We fit into each other's clothes,we do. He fits into myth if
you married Hi, Matt, ifyou married me, you would double your
wardrobe. Oh my god, youdo have cute things. Yeah, you
have things I would totally wear.See like your jeans. I'm gonna we
your jeans. I would We shoulddo well, we can't really get undressed
in front of people live, butI was gonna say, we could like
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trade clothes, but you've already wornthisssy never mind, never mind, Okay,
so it would be so oh hey, producer Brian, what's going on?
Producer Brian Hill. I'm glad thatyou're back behind the controls. I
know the show actually got started offa smoothe it was very stressful last episode,
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we need to get them or youneed to get them, like tonight?
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What what we and you have tocome with me? No? Yes,
it's on May fourteenth. I'm nothere. It's a Pachunga arena. Huh.
The fourteenth I think is a Tuesdaynight. No, justin Timberlake.
Oh what that's top three concerts I'veever seen. I saw them in two
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thousand and six and like twenty sixteen. Here it close your eyes. Why
I'm going to give your birthday presentearly? I don't No, I'm not
going to accept it because I don'twant whatever you're giving me, because it's
not expensive enough. I kind ofa feeling you're going to be really disappointed
I give you. I think lipstickon my teeth. I know that's I
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don't expect. Come on, Idon't expect, but I do expect something
from you, and I don't expectjustin Timberlake tickets. But that would be
really cool if you wanted to liketell somebody or well you're I know,
I am in the radio business,but like, that's not you know what
now, listen in Back in theday in radio, it used to be
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easy to get tickets to things.It used to be easy. They get
free CDs. You're spoiled. They'reexpensive now too, I know, but
no, it's not like that anymore. We don't get we did not.
Like people always ask me, canyou give me tickets to Sting and Billy
Joel. I'm like, if Ihad access to those tickets, I would
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be taking those tickets, But youknow, we don't. We save them
for people who actually win them onthe radio. So that's what we save
them. Oh, then tell mewhen I can call in and I'll win
your ticket. I don't think youqualify because you're a friend of an employee.
Well I can be an enemy.No, I don't think. Hey
anyway, so we want to wait. But wait, Okay, I think
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this is a good tease before wego into our sponsors. Okay, you're
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okay, So I want to knowokay I'm going to tease before we get
into what Eric has for me.I want to know from you, guys,
what was the best thing that happenedto you this weekend and the worst
thing that happened to you this weekend? But first, what did you get
(07:41):
me? And where did you go? I was in the high desert this
weekend, okay for four days?Okay, which high desert? I was
out near Joshua Tree. I've neverbeen to Joshua Tree. I've always wont
to go to Joshua Tree. Ilove that album from you too. By
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the way, I remind you locationthough, I know, but it just
was the name of the album,and I just one of my college when
I was a freshman. Anyway,what I may have picked you a little
something up at a place called Areafifty one? You went to Area fifty
one? Were you an Area fiftyone? Close your eyes? Are you?
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No? Seriously? Did you drivethrough you? What do you think
I got this? Well? Okay, oh my god, I'm way into
Okay, I'm okay a close andclosed as Okay. It feels like a
little a little little Okay, it'sa little it's a little ship. It's
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a pin I think or it couldbe one of those Croc those little Croc
jewels, you know, you putthe Croc things in Get in Loser,
Get in Loser. It says,Wow, he got me all excited.
Yeah, famously in the California.Dude, I've see I believe everything.
(09:11):
See I believe everything you tell me, and yet you still do this to
me. Doesn't that make you likesad? Doesn't that make you feel bad?
That like run my way up thereand I said that I was going
to be back in two weeks andshe was having a full on an attack.
You And I know every time he'llhe'll call me on the way here
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on Monday nights and he'll go it'llbe about six thirty and he'll call me
and he'll say, I just gotoff work, I just got into my
place. I'll get there. I'mlike and then of course I am yelling.
I'm panicking, and he's like,just kidding, I'm just barking in
(09:56):
your driveway. God know, okay, So well do you still have me?
Yes? Of course Folia once.Shame on him, Fulia twice though,
shame on you. I know,I'm full of shame. I mean
he did say he went to Areafifty one. Right after he said he
went to Joshua Tree, which isnot close to each other. Well,
it could be. It could havebeen a four day big road trip.
(10:18):
Maybe he was in an RV.I don't know. You never know.
That's what I I think. Youhave you met me, I would not
be in an RV. I don'tcamp. I really wanted to do that
with a former boyfriend. We wantedto go to Area fifty one or take
an RV trip like out to thatarea and just like go to all the
(10:39):
weird cafes and like the weird storesand see just you know, the people
that are freaks about aliens. Nothingout there. But yeah, it's just
an interesting thing. Well, yeah, I will say this. What all
I heard playing in my head wasthe theme from Deliverance while you were there
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in the high desert. Yes,the banjo? Yes? Is that so?
You did? So? You didn'treally like it that much? No,
it was very nice. It wassuper cold at night, the wind
was crazy. Why Deliverance. Thepeople, Yeah, the people that live
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there, that's not very nice.I know, I would think they'd be
cool. That movie's insane, bythe way. People people were nice,
but holds up. That movie totallyholds up through the years. It was
it was definitely there. People golive that live out there do not want
to be on the grid, Let'sjust put it that way. And they
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don't want no out of towners movingon in, do they know? All
right? So I want to knowfrom you guys, what was the best
thing that happened to you this weekend? And what was the thing that happened
to you this weekend. I'll gofirst while you think, okay, okay,
So I'm gonna start off with theworst thing that happened to me this
weekend. And you may or maynot have seen the video I posted a
(12:11):
couple hours ago of my jeep beingtowed, being towed, being put on
a tow truck, and me standingoutside going there goes my jeep. Well,
yesterday I pull out of my driveway. I had to get to a
meeting and I was running a littlebit behind. I pull out of my
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driveway, I pull onto my street, and all of a sudden, the
lights in my car just like allflickered at once. All the electronics went
crazy, and then it sputtered,and then it stopped, and then it's
a push button kind of car,and it would not start, jumper cables,
everything, So I left. Thecart was literally in It might as
(12:54):
well have been in the middle ofmy street. It was probably two to
three feet from the curb on theother side. I had put a cone
in the back and a cone inthe front, because first of all,
no service department is open on Sundays, So what am I gonna do?
No, we tried jumping it.We tried double jumping it with two cars.
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Some nice guy, Yeah, somenice guy who was a yeah.
He said, this really really niceguy. He must have been from like
Serbia or something here. He hada really cool accent. But he was
a neighbor down the street. Hesaw we were struggling, and he goes,
oh, I'm a mechanic, butI'm kind of on the way,
I'm kind of late for something.But real quick, why don't we try
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to double jump it. I'll usemy car, you use your car Antonio's
car, and we and that didn'twork. So it wasn't the battery.
So this was the last change.I just had an oil change and I
just had to get me tired.Yeah, so he way there. It
was all day in the streets soall a police officer comes down. I'm
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like, well, obviously I'm standingout front and there's something and he goes,
excuse me, but you need toturn your wheels. So there,
I'm like, do you see that? My car is like literally in the
middle of the street. I can'tmove it. I can like, I
can probably turn the wheel okay,like and that was it, and then
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he pulled off. Well see mymy car. You couldn't even turn the
wheels if the car wouldn't start,like everything locks up. Well anyway,
so this morning got up called QualityTowing shout out because the guy was so
nice. Took me to the gdealership. I'm leased the car so luckily
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it's under warranty, but it doesYou're right, Brian Dingo need a new
battery. Yeah, but then theygave me all the these other things that
it needs that are not under warranty, and fifteen hundred dollars later, I'm
like, and then so they justsaid do you accept or declined to accept
or decline? I was like,decline, decline, decline, declined,
decline. I mean you know what, No, I don't care about the
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air filters in my car. Idon't care about the break fluid whatever,
well fluid not for four hundred dollars. I don't want to take it to
a cheaper acca anyway, So Idon't have a car right now. Oh
boy, So I just kind ofmade myself busy today here at home.
I swept the floor, I launI think she otherwise normally wouldn't do.
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So. The best thing that happenedto me this weekend I was actually on
my way to this thing, wasI went to a women's meeting where I
finally got my seventeen year told yayfrom my friend Madeline. And it was
really important that she give it tome because she's just doing so good with
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her sobriety and we've become really goodfriends, and I really wanted her to
give it to me, and sowe kept missing each other and we wanted
to do it at this women's meeting, and so it was really really awesome
to you. You just can't missgetting the token because you worked so hard
for it, And there were therewas a woman at the meeting that was
like, you know, I'm kindof shy to stand up here and and
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admit that I have nine months andthat I get a token. I'm like,
don't ever be You worked for that. You worked for that. You
get that token every year, youget that token. It's so important.
So anyway, Oh, if Ihad my purse, i'd show it to
you. But anyway, that wasthe best. That was the worst and
the best thing that happened to bethis weekend. Oh what about you?
(16:47):
The best thing was being off forfour days and being completely off the grid.
That was the best. You werenot off the grid because he texted
me several times and sent me atrociousvideos in the process all weekend. All
week you were not off the grid. Mister, what do you mean?
I said you atrocious? That musthave been somebody else. I tell him
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he's not supposed to send me picturesanymore of guys or girls or animals or
inanimate objects puking. What happens?He said, he said he'd stop it.
So I when did I say that? I told you not to do
that anymore. And then I thoughtyou, Oh, I thought you meant
that day. So I haven't openedanything for a while, and I decided,
(17:33):
look, you were missing some goodstuff. Yeah, peak humor right
there, top to your comedy.Well, the one video I just finally
decide to re visit your Instagram dmsa guy sitting out of porch. All
of a sudden, I'm like,okay, I'm over it no more.
I will never ever open a videofrom you again. I'm sorry. I
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can't. It's too risky. Itis not risky. It is Listen.
It's kind of like gambling, whichis something that sometimes he has a jacket.
But yes, and it's a reallygood one. And sometimes it's just
a big it'll be puke, it'llbe somebody pooping. It'll be like an
animal pooping. You just got mea picture of a bee, which be
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shit, Like, what, Ohthat was funny the bee pooping. Wasn't
that a lot of poop? Ohmy god? All right? What was
the worst part of your week?It's ridiculous. Yeah, it was the
worst thing that happened. It couldbe something small like I don't know,
you've lost your a dollar. Idon't know, no what me lose a
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dollar? I know, right,never knows where every where all of his
pennies are. I know the worstthing that happened. I don't even think
there was anything. Oh my god, there was, okay, so bring
it on. I went with somefriends hiking in twenty nine Palms, and
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I'll show you the pictures. Theywere really it was really pretty you on
the phone. And so there's anoasis down at the bottom of this case.
It's it's a three mile round trip, but it's like straight down and
then it's straight up. So it'snot for the faint of heart. Like
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on the thing as you're going in, it says, you know, like
degree of difficulty hard and it wastrup but it was really pretty down there.
So we're sitting there on this rockand there's just palm trees right at
the bottom and water and stuff likethat, and there's nothing anywhere else,
like it's all rocks and this.They were moving or not moving, but
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they were redoing part of it.So this woman comes by and she goes,
oh, not obeying the signs,click, takes a picture of us
and says, I'm going to postthis. Well were you No, we
weren't. We were totally not inthat area at all. Well then why
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did she say that? Yeah,because she was a bitch. She was
just being a Karen. So II'm editing some of my photos that I
took m because it was the onlyshade in the whole place, and one
of my friends goes, I'll beright back, I'm going to go talk
to her, and I was all, oh, better you than me,
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Yes for sure. So then shesaid, oh, I'm just being an
asshole I work for like oh.The woman admitted that she was being yeah,
in a in a very like bitchyway, like oh yeah, I'm
the asshole or whatever, and Iwas like, yeah you are, oh
gosh, but yeah she was.And then she literally made that whole hike,
didn't even stay down there, turnedaround and went back up. And
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so she happened to be ahead ofus as we were leaving, and she
got in her car and like wavedlike when we were all we all just
stared her down like a true Karen, Yes very much. Producer Brian,
what is the best thing that happenedto you this weekend and the worst thing
that happened to you this weekend?Best thing that happened to me is probably
the opposite of your best thing,which is that I went out with coworkers
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and drank. It was fun.Yes, is there any place you want
to talk? Talk? Went toa lazy dog. Oh, I love
lazy dog. That's good. It'sgood. I didn't get drunk or anything.
Worst thing, I don't know.I was just tired this week and
I feel like the weekend went bytoo fast, so it really did.
That was my worst thing is Ifeel like I did think of the weekend.
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And you know what, even thoughI had this car I trouble and
I literally last week had to spendsix hundred dollars on two new tires.
Two tires were bold car stuff sucks. But when when I was in the
tow truck with the guy, Iasked him, I said, what do
you like about being a toe truckdriver? And I was videotaping him and
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he goes or is filming him,videoing whatever, and he goes helping people,
helping people. I was like,I, okay, you just made
my day. That is the greatThat is a great answer, because that
is what we all are here todo, is just help other people.
Right. And he was cute too, but then he talked about his family,
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and then I was like, okay, never mind, never mind,
No, he's really super handsome.But then he was he talked about how
much he loved his family, andI thought that was great too. But
then I was like, okay,well my family. I have kids,
but no wife. No, no, he talked about his wife and his
kids. Or I was going tobe getting back in the arena soon.
I think, I know, Well, you should have a whole thing,
(22:47):
a whole show based on dating.Sure, our theories are like, are
what we like, what we don'tlike? What what I should do?
What should I do? That whatyou're doing now, which is nothing?
So do something that's a good place. I was on hinge for like a
week and then I I just wasn'tinto it. I just didn't. It
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wasn't time. It just wasn't time. Yeah, too bad, Actually too
bad you don't drink because bars wouldbe a great place. But oh,
by the way, we are inretrograde. So when I posted that video,
somebody said, oh, mercury inretrograde. So I got to tell
you what not to do until it'suntil April twenty fourth. I'm not leaving
my house. So this is whatyou're not supposed to do during this time.
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I'm going to do all of thesethings. Do not make important decisions
about something like a whole month,like buying a house, decisions like getting
married, you know, like thatkind of thing, getting a divorce,
like, don't make a big decision, don't sign a contract, okay,
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don't launch any new big projects okay, okay. Don't travel if you can't,
if you can help it. I'mtraveling this month. Are you traveling
before the twenty fourth? Maybe?I don't think so. Don't argue with
others, don't be too hard onyourself, don't let stress overwhelm you.
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Basically, when we're in this mercuryand retrograde situation, stuff like this car
stuff happens. Just go with theflow. Counterpoint counterpoint meaningless. You think
mercury and retrograde is meaningless? Absolutely? Oh? How different are we?
We are so incredible different, it'scrazy. How did she give birth to
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you? How did you, inLayman's terms, explain to me why mercury
and retrograde affects me or affects everyone? Now, that would be a question
for Reverend doctor Natalie Vail, whoI almost called, but it was a
little bit too late to get heron this this late. Ask a scientist,
(25:11):
Yeah, it's you. Go ahead, go ahead and ask a scientist,
but we have I am a scientist. I can tell you don't mean
it does it affects people? Itaffects like woo woo people like me,
woo people. You know what I'mtalking about. Well I'm not. I'm
not a woo woo poop person.So I'm a poop. I'm a mune.
(25:32):
Yeah, I'm a mune. Infact, it seems like if you
don't believe in that, then you'reimmune. So why would you want to
believe in it? It just is. It is what it is. There's
something it's the the alignment of theplanets. It's like energy shifts, it's
shifts towns. I don't don't askme questions. I'm not an expert in
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this. I don't think anyone's anexpert in it. Oh my god,
I think that Natalie is definitely anexpert in this. She is. We
should have her on, Well,maybe we'll have her on next week and
she get explained to you scientifically whatmercury and retrograde is all about. Yes,
okay, all right, I thinkthat's a great idea. Que the
(26:14):
double D music please? Oh andthen I have to tell you something before
after the Double D? What?What? What? I what I did
this weekend? Oh? No,do I know about it? No?
Oh? No, oh, maybeyou do. I don't know, just
go on with it. It involvedcash changing hands. Uhh yeah, not
(26:36):
changing hands, more like into amachine. No, no, no,
I did not go to a casino. No I didn't. Oh that's good.
I did one advice for another Ididn't. All right, where do
we start? Well, I'm goingto start with this story because I almost
laid out of my underwear when Iread this. Melroe's Place is coming back
(26:56):
with Healer Locklear and two more starsfrom the original, Laura Layton and Daphne's
Aniga. Daphne's and I remember thatname. There's no word if any other
of the originals would join in,but one of them can only appear in
flashbacks because someone is going to die. Andrew Shoe, isn't he in that?
Yes? He was the cute one, the cute boy. Yes,
(27:18):
Oh my gosh, that's cool.I know it's awesome. I wonder where
it's going to air. They're actuallyshopping it around. Okay, so there's
it's not picked up by any particularnetwork yet. Okay. Coachella was this
weekend in Indio. Out where Iwas. I was looking at the roster
(27:41):
of entertainment. I guess you couldcall it out of like one hundred and
fifty names, I knew who fourteenother people were. They had Lona del
Ray, Yeah, Lona del Ray, Billy Eilish, well, Billy E
showed up out of the blue,yeah, out of the blues, no
doubt, well, no doubt wasthe big one. I guess Carpenter so
something, Brina Carpentary. Yeah,she's big now. Yeah, But I
(28:04):
did not know who anybody was.I would never go to I would never
That sounds like sounds it was onmy bucket list, and I went in
twenty sixteen or twenty seventeen Eminem Tyler, the creator did go a good year.
Okay, Beyonce, that's a goodyear, Panda. But I've never
(28:25):
been as terrified as I was whenI tried to make my way through the
crowd during Eminem. I was likelifted up off of my feet as it
was so incredibly crowded. You couldn'tget a drink of anything water, The
lines were huge, you couldn't getany food. Forget about the bathrooms like
(28:47):
ew, they were like disgusting.And then if there's just too many people,
too many people, it just seemslike one of the most like poorly
planned events. Ever, Yeah,it just sounds like a fire festival.
Yeah. Well, at least ithappened. They should just cut off the
tickets at some point, like theyshould make it more enjoyable. For well,
(29:07):
it got a lot of kind oflackluster because people didn't know who a
lot of these artists were, sothey had a lot of tickets left.
Well, isn't that a two weekendthing? It's just one weekend? Oh
yeah, yeah, something like that. I don't know. I don't think
it's worth it. It starts onFriday and night at midnight on Sunday.
Oh okay, And they say usuallyin all the previous years they're cited for
(29:32):
noise violations because they runs over,but because of the lack of talent,
they didn't get one violation. Really, uh huh. You know it's coming
up, which is cool. InSan Diego was the Wonderfront Music Festival.
It was like eighty stage, eightymusic musical acts, and there's like one
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area that's all eight m and there'sone area that's like, you know,
all house music, and then Iforgot who's even playing. But that's coming
up here pretty soon too, youknow who. ROBERTA. Cavelli is the
designer. Yes, he died atthe age of eighty three. Oh.
The Golden Bachelor Jerry Turner and Teresanisted divorce after their three month long marriage.
(30:19):
Wow, yeah, what a shocker. Can't you do something other than
divorce? Like, can you getit annulled? It's such a short period
of time. The moments are prettyyou'd be like pretty specific, like circumstances
in news for Brian your idol,Keanu Reeves fractured his kneecap on the side
(30:45):
of the movie Good Fortune. Howdid you do it? He tripped on
a rug? Oh wow? Whowon't be making the appearance at my second
anniversary party. There's such a thingcalled crutches, and he's a cool guy
or something. I'm sure there's abunch of from there. I feel bad
(31:07):
if you showed up on crutches,I would be like, oh man,
oh well, would you feel badif he was not on crutches? Would
you still feel like? Oh mygod, I can't believe. I mean,
if he's in pain, I don'twant them to be I don't want
them to like drag drag out toa little party. See, I have
some Brian news, and I havesome Laura News What's My News? Eminem
(31:30):
is asking his fans to share theirstory for an upcoming documentary about him.
He is asking his fans for theirhelp. He's asking them to fill out
a questionnaire on why they're his biggestfan. I his stands, he calls
his fans stands for the song Ilove Eminem, I always have to.
Oh my god, I can't standhim. I just he's a phenomenal rattle,
(31:52):
so sick and tired of be andadmired that I just die, die
or get fired. Don't come speakto me. I don't know you blow
you mon, don't. I usedto know all the words to all the
songs I used to do. Rap. God, I couldn't tell you a
song that he sang. You know, lose your lose yourself, lose yourself
(32:15):
in the music. The moment youwon't want stop, don't stop one shuts
Okay, Brian, take the floor, go ahead, go for it.
Okay. Now I want to seeyou do to do a little bit of
rap? Rap God, do youa couple of bits? I love rap.
I love it. I admire peoplewho can retain the music that it
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doesn't matter, it does, That'snot how rap goes goddamn. Okay,
I'll just do the fast part,okay, or at least what I used
to be able to do with it. Some of the malama you, assuming
I'm a human, what I gottado to get through? Do you?
Superhuman? Innovative ani made of rebbus, so that anything you say is ricocheting
off of me. I'm glued toyou. Devastate them more than never demonstrating
how they give them mother fucking aydienceto feel like I never fading in the
(32:59):
haze. A way for the theysay I fell up the celebrating, because
another way to get them ovated.I make elevated music. You make elevator
music or elevate Yeah, anyways,I want to be able to do that.
Wow, I know, see,I know I like you better than
eminem Thanks. I don't now innews for me what Britney Spears could make
(33:19):
one hundred million a year on onlyfans. Oh that's more than I make.
She would do it and only fans. Manager cleans Britney Spears could make
a hundred million a year if shejoined the platform. Insiders close to her
say she has no interest. Wellthen that's good. Yeah, good for
her but yeah, she I mean, she pretty much posts that kind of
(33:42):
Instagram. Besides, besides the notoriety, I don't know if anyone wants to
see her naked. I think itwould be just a misstep. I think
she would get some success, butlike, yes, I would actually want
like like, oh it's funny.No thanks, she's got a great body.
Yeah, but I think it wouldjust be kind of a It would
(34:05):
just be thirsty her in her twenties, she made a bajillion dollars. But
now, yes, now, yes, I believe that. Yes, you
know, I would even pay,maybe just so I could say, oh,
okay, there she's naked. Okay, I don't here pretty, here's
some money I don't know. Ohmy god, I don't know. Okay,
And then the last news, Ohjy'sdead. Okay oooo I don't want
(34:30):
to never mine. I have something. Can I of dovetail into your tail
into it? Can we all canagree he did it? Right? Oh
for sure he did it. Okay, there are some people that think he
didn't. So I just want toI want to say, as a show
it, I think we can allbe in agreement. Yeah, we believe
he allegedly, we believe he didit. He was not convicted of it.
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No, but look what happened afterwards, Like he threatened to kill people,
like in he went to jail too, Yeah, he went to jail.
Where were you when the White Broncochase happened? I was at work,
okay, And do you remember everything? Yes, we all stopped.
We pulled a TV into the officefrom the break room and watched it.
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This thing was unbelievable. When ithappen was thirty years ago. I was
living in Coronado, I was married. I was sitting on the floor of
one of my bedrooms in an apartment. I had a cockatoo and it's chinchilla.
As pets fallen, isn't that.My cockatoo was on my shoulder And
(35:43):
I remember just watching the TV andsitting there and the chinchilla was running around,
but just as clear as day,just watching and she was thinking,
I'll never get I'll never this willnever fall apart. We did the same
thing with the trial. We broughta TV and then everybody rand it.
This was oh, I understand itwas and you know this is before any
(36:04):
This is when there was you know, just cable channels and people watched you
know could watch live TV like theycan't now, but it was different then.
I don't think we'll ever have anevent like that nine to eleven in
terms of there's only one place tosee it at the time. Now,
I've like pull up my phone rightright, will never be the same.
Also, thirty years ago, KurtCobain killed himself. Oh that's right,
(36:28):
nineteen ninety four. I know MichaelJackson Lisa Mury Presley they got married thirty
years ago. Also, thirty yearsago, the number one song in the
country was as of Bass the signo sad and it opened up Bump and
(36:49):
Grind by R Kelly and I swearby all for one. Yeah, I
swear you know that song? Yeah, no, I know. Okay.
The top TV show was Improvement.I ever watched an episode of did I
that's one with Tim Allen? Rightright? Pamela Anderson was on there for
a hot minute. I heard hewas he is a nightmare allegedly. I've
(37:12):
heard he's a dick. Yeah,so funny. Though he seems like such
a nice guy. Though, OhI think he's I just like Hi from
the Santa Claus. Oh, okay, he seems like he seems like a
fun guy. I'm sure he's not. Uh, he's not, and who
else is not? Oh? Iheard Michael Keaton is not, But then
that's just rumored. I expect thatthough. He seems like a dick,
(37:34):
But he seems like a cool dick. If you get into his good graces,
it would be you would really havea cool friend. I bet it's
fun to make fun of other peoplewith him. I bet it is like
the ship make fun of people withhim anyway. Seinfeld also was big.
Never watched an episode of that either, not one episode. What the only
(37:55):
clip I've ever seen is that what'sher name? Doing that dance? Seinfeld?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest,Seinfeld is not that funny. I've
never had a desire to watch it. Yeah, it's not that I don't
like Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, Iagree, he's not that funny either.
Maybe the show doesn't hold up afterI mean, you seeing it so many
(38:15):
years later, but it sure washilarious. And maybe remember the masturbation one.
I've never seen it. Oh,I mean, here's the thing.
Jerry Seinfeld's is not that funny tome. He's just like every man.
I think he is the worst partof every Sinfield episode. What is the
very end when he's trying to dostand up. That's like the worst part
(38:36):
of every Seinfield episode. It's,oh my god, you guys, stop
it. Stop You do not stampyour foot on a show like Sign.
I always thought of Jerry Seinfelds likeComedia, Roseanne. I liked Roseanne.
She's crazy, though, yeah she'snuts. Grace under Fire, you never
watched it, and then Coach Inever watched that either. No, what
(38:58):
had seen Friends? That was afew months from premiere. Oh my god,
that show I love. I hateFriends, know you too, bite
your tongue. You know what comedyTV show is really underrated is Arrested Development.
Oh my god, I love Arrestedthat show. That show is insanely
fun so funny. Yeah, youknow what show is insanely funny, but
it does get some credit. ItsShip's Creek. Oh my god, I
(39:19):
love show funny. I love ShitsCreek. I love all the people that
I love everybody. I just watcheda really good movie last night called Scoop.
Oh, yeah, you know what. I started watching that and it
was it was interesting, and thenI kind of just I think I fell
asleep. I also watched a moviecalled While I Was in the Desert called
(39:43):
Life Itself on Amazon Prime. Ohit's with Antonio Banderas and New Yes,
Oh my god, you guys.It was actions drama. It's a drama.
It was so good. I'm notgoing to tell you anything about it.
(40:07):
I had never heard of it,and it was spectacular. What's her
name is in it? That directed? Don't worry, Darling, Olivia Wild's
in it. Okay, it wasso good. We need to talk about
one more thing before we close theshow. I was going through I don't
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know the internet and I saw moviesthat will that will mess with your mind,
and immediately I'm like, ooh,I got to see this list.
So on the list there were thingslike like one was Resurrection, I've never
seen that. Oh. Then therewas one called Infinity Pool, which is
new yeah, overrated. Yeah,I didn't like it. It was mediocre.
(40:55):
It did so boring, really messit was it kind of it was
don't watch it, seriously. It'snot that mind though. It isn't like
it's pretty. It's it isn't.It's not that that good. No,
that's why some of those lists areridiculous. Now there is did you hear
about this new movie. It's I'msure it's an A two four film,
(41:19):
but it's called I think it isbecause it's by it's directed by I think
Ari Astor, who does a lotof stuff for A two four. Yeah,
And it's called Sasquatch Sunrise. Andit's with Riley ke Oh and I
forget. There's no dialogue in itat all. And they play cavemen and
people have gotten up and walked outand gotten sick to their stomachs because it's
(41:44):
just them vomiting, having sex,pooping. That's all it is. My
if you watch the trailer, yousee it right on the trailer. No,
thank you, no, thank you. Oh my god, I got
my daughter to watch the show Ripley, You've got to watch that too on
Netflix. What have you ever seena movie called a serbian film? No?
(42:08):
No, don't okay? And whatone final thing I started watching?
Oh my god, No, don'tever watch it? Watch then, don't
throw that out. Well, no, talk about a movie that'll mess with
your mind saying that should be numberone. I was watched it. I
didn't even make it through. Okay, do I need to finish the visit?
(42:31):
No is it a movie. Yes, it's terrible. You should watch
the new show on Amazon called Falloutthough. Oh it's pretty good. Charlie
said, he is digging it somuch. He used to play the game.
Yeah I didn't, but I knowI know of it and it's really
good. But as somebody who's notinto video games and that kind of thing,
(42:52):
do you think i'd like it?Yeah? The characters are really fun.
Really, you'll take it'll take asecond to kind of wrap your head
around the type of world it takesplace in. Just in a sense,
it's very like the technology is likevery nineteen sixties futuristic. Or they have
like weird flying robots, but stillhas like the nineteen sixties vibe. Okay,
and it has a very it's avery alternate telling of like America.
(43:15):
But it's really good though. Soyou're umpire, We can see you,
but oh you're an empire all right? Coming up on Thursday, we have
a really good thick round of what'syour Price? Oh boy, And I'll
tell you what I did over theweekend. I never thought i'd say this,
(43:39):
that I did something like this that'scoming up on Thursday. I know
what it is. No, inthe meantime, Love you guys, thank
you so much for watching, followus on all the things, and love
you on Instagram, love you onYouTube, love you for listening on everything
else, and love your podcast thatwas so enthusiastic. I know that that
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is why yes, and that's whyyou follow my lead. Well. Thank
you everybody on YouTube, on Instagramfor watching, listening, d m ing
us. You don't need to.I didn't say copy what I said.
I'm just joining in and agreeing withyou. Okay, go hi what?
(44:29):
Oh? I love you? Youlook so much I'm going to cut you
off. I love you. Youknow what's gross? I didn't watch this
dress and Eric sweating it and I'mwearing it right now. Anyway, you
have my ball sweat just podcast.My sweet babies,
Everybody. Hey, what's up.Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm
Laura Caane. And you look somuch better in that dress. I was
going to say, do you recognizethis dress? I do? Can you
believe that this is the dress thatmy co host Eric Grimmer right here say
hello, Hi war last week duringour live episode. And he fit into
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We fit into each other's clothes,we do. He fits into myth if
you married Hi, Matt, ifyou married me, you would double your
wardrobe. Oh my god, youdo have cute things. Yeah, you
have things I would totally wear.See like your jeans. I'm gonna we
your jeans. I would We shoulddo well, we can't really get undressed
in front of people live, butI was gonna say, we could like
(00:52):
trade clothes, but you've already wornthisssy never mind, never mind, Okay,
so it would be so oh hey, producer Brian, what's going on?
Producer Brian Hill. I'm glad thatyou're back behind the controls. I
know the show actually got started offa smoothe it was very stressful last episode,
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but then I finally got I gotcomfortable with a little into my groove.
I love the toggling back and forthbetween cameras. That was really super
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magic hair, my magic tape onhere. Uh. Follow us on TikTok.
I started posting a bunch of videoson TikTok and so we're trying trying
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would love you guys to help usmanifest a party. We're going to throw
a party. We are We're hopingto have it at a Kwan. Brian
is going to be with us twoyears next month. That is insane to
me. I mean, it's goingto be sixty shut up, please please
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please sixty one? All right,let's not we can't shave off too much.
Please. My birthday is May twentyfourth, it happens to be a
Friday. I know what I wantfor my birthday. I don't know if
this is possible. What it's notgoing to be cheap and no, and
we need to get them or youneed to get them, like tonight?
(02:46):
What what we and you have tocome with me? No? Yes,
it's on May fourteenth. I'm nothere. It's a Pachunga arena. Huh.
The fourteenth I think is a Tuesdaynight. No, justin Timberlake.
Oh what that's top three concerts I'veever seen. I saw them in two
(03:13):
thousand and six and like twenty sixteen. Here it close your eyes. Why
I'm going to give your birthday presentearly? I don't No, I'm not
going to accept it because I don'twant whatever you're giving me, because it's
not expensive enough. I kind ofa feeling you're going to be really disappointed
I give you. I think lipstickon my teeth. I know that's I
(03:34):
don't expect. Come on, Idon't expect, but I do expect something
from you, and I don't expectjustin Timberlake tickets. But that would be
really cool if you wanted to liketell somebody or well you're I know,
I am in the radio business,but like, that's not you know what
now, listen in Back in theday in radio, it used to be
(03:55):
easy to get tickets to things.It used to be easy. They get
free CDs. You're spoiled. They'reexpensive now too, I know, but
no, it's not like that anymore. We don't get we did not.
Like people always ask me, canyou give me tickets to Sting and Billy
Joel. I'm like, if Ihad access to those tickets, I would
(04:16):
be taking those tickets, But youknow, we don't. We save them
for people who actually win them onthe radio. So that's what we save
them. Oh, then tell mewhen I can call in and I'll win
your ticket. I don't think youqualify because you're a friend of an employee.
Well I can be an enemy.No, I don't think. Hey
anyway, so we want to wait. But wait, Okay, I think
(04:43):
this is a good tease before wego into our sponsors. Okay, you're
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okay, So I want to knowokay I'm going to tease before we get
into what Eric has for me.I want to know from you, guys,
what was the best thing that happenedto you this weekend and the worst
thing that happened to you this weekend? But first, what did you get
(07:41):
me? And where did you go? I was in the high desert this
weekend, okay for four days?Okay, which high desert? I was
out near Joshua Tree. I've neverbeen to Joshua Tree. I've always wont
to go to Joshua Tree. Ilove that album from you too. By
(08:05):
the way, I remind you locationthough, I know, but it just
was the name of the album,and I just one of my college when
I was a freshman. Anyway,what I may have picked you a little
something up at a place called Areafifty one? You went to Area fifty
one? Were you an Area fiftyone? Close your eyes? Are you?
(08:28):
No? Seriously? Did you drivethrough you? What do you think
I got this? Well? Okay, oh my god, I'm way into
Okay, I'm okay a close andclosed as Okay. It feels like a
little a little little Okay, it'sa little it's a little ship. It's
(08:48):
a pin I think or it couldbe one of those Croc those little Croc
jewels, you know, you putthe Croc things in Get in Loser,
Get in Loser. It says,Wow, he got me all excited.
Yeah, famously in the California.Dude, I've see I believe everything.
(09:11):
See I believe everything you tell me, and yet you still do this to
me. Doesn't that make you likesad? Doesn't that make you feel bad?
That like run my way up thereand I said that I was going
to be back in two weeks andshe was having a full on an attack.
You And I know every time he'llhe'll call me on the way here
(09:33):
on Monday nights and he'll go it'llbe about six thirty and he'll call me
and he'll say, I just gotoff work, I just got into my
place. I'll get there. I'mlike and then of course I am yelling.
I'm panicking, and he's like,just kidding, I'm just barking in
(09:56):
your driveway. God know, okay, So well do you still have me?
Yes? Of course Folia once.Shame on him, Fulia twice though,
shame on you. I know,I'm full of shame. I mean
he did say he went to Areafifty one. Right after he said he
went to Joshua Tree, which isnot close to each other. Well,
it could be. It could havebeen a four day big road trip.
(10:18):
Maybe he was in an RV.I don't know. You never know.
That's what I I think. Youhave you met me, I would not
be in an RV. I don'tcamp. I really wanted to do that
with a former boyfriend. We wantedto go to Area fifty one or take
an RV trip like out to thatarea and just like go to all the
(10:39):
weird cafes and like the weird storesand see just you know, the people
that are freaks about aliens. Nothingout there. But yeah, it's just
an interesting thing. Well, yeah, I will say this. What all
I heard playing in my head wasthe theme from Deliverance while you were there
(11:05):
in the high desert. Yes,the banjo? Yes? Is that so?
You did? So? You didn'treally like it that much? No,
it was very nice. It wassuper cold at night, the wind
was crazy. Why Deliverance. Thepeople, Yeah, the people that live
(11:26):
there, that's not very nice.I know, I would think they'd be
cool. That movie's insane, bythe way. People people were nice,
but holds up. That movie totallyholds up through the years. It was
it was definitely there. People golive that live out there do not want
to be on the grid, Let'sjust put it that way. And they
(11:48):
don't want no out of towners movingon in, do they know? All
right? So I want to knowfrom you guys, what was the best
thing that happened to you this weekend? And what was the thing that happened
to you this weekend. I'll gofirst while you think, okay, okay,
So I'm gonna start off with theworst thing that happened to me this
weekend. And you may or maynot have seen the video I posted a
(12:11):
couple hours ago of my jeep beingtowed, being towed, being put on
a tow truck, and me standingoutside going there goes my jeep. Well,
yesterday I pull out of my driveway. I had to get to a
meeting and I was running a littlebit behind. I pull out of my
(12:33):
driveway, I pull onto my street, and all of a sudden, the
lights in my car just like allflickered at once. All the electronics went
crazy, and then it sputtered,and then it stopped, and then it's
a push button kind of car,and it would not start, jumper cables,
everything, So I left. Thecart was literally in It might as
(12:54):
well have been in the middle ofmy street. It was probably two to
three feet from the curb on theother side. I had put a cone
in the back and a cone inthe front, because first of all,
no service department is open on Sundays, So what am I gonna do?
No, we tried jumping it.We tried double jumping it with two cars.
(13:18):
Some nice guy, Yeah, somenice guy who was a yeah.
He said, this really really niceguy. He must have been from like
Serbia or something here. He hada really cool accent. But he was
a neighbor down the street. Hesaw we were struggling, and he goes,
oh, I'm a mechanic, butI'm kind of on the way,
I'm kind of late for something.But real quick, why don't we try
(13:41):
to double jump it. I'll usemy car, you use your car Antonio's
car, and we and that didn'twork. So it wasn't the battery.
So this was the last change.I just had an oil change and I
just had to get me tired.Yeah, so he way there. It
was all day in the streets soall a police officer comes down. I'm
(14:05):
like, well, obviously I'm standingout front and there's something and he goes,
excuse me, but you need toturn your wheels. So there,
I'm like, do you see that? My car is like literally in the
middle of the street. I can'tmove it. I can like, I
can probably turn the wheel okay,like and that was it, and then
(14:26):
he pulled off. Well see mymy car. You couldn't even turn the
wheels if the car wouldn't start,like everything locks up. Well anyway,
so this morning got up called QualityTowing shout out because the guy was so
nice. Took me to the gdealership. I'm leased the car so luckily
(14:50):
it's under warranty, but it doesYou're right, Brian Dingo need a new
battery. Yeah, but then theygave me all the these other things that
it needs that are not under warranty, and fifteen hundred dollars later, I'm
like, and then so they justsaid do you accept or declined to accept
or decline? I was like,decline, decline, decline, declined,
decline. I mean you know what, No, I don't care about the
(15:13):
air filters in my car. Idon't care about the break fluid whatever,
well fluid not for four hundred dollars. I don't want to take it to
a cheaper acca anyway, So Idon't have a car right now. Oh
boy, So I just kind ofmade myself busy today here at home.
I swept the floor, I launI think she otherwise normally wouldn't do.
(15:39):
So. The best thing that happenedto me this weekend I was actually on
my way to this thing, wasI went to a women's meeting where I
finally got my seventeen year told yayfrom my friend Madeline. And it was
really important that she give it tome because she's just doing so good with
(16:02):
her sobriety and we've become really goodfriends, and I really wanted her to
give it to me, and sowe kept missing each other and we wanted
to do it at this women's meeting, and so it was really really awesome
to you. You just can't missgetting the token because you worked so hard
for it, And there were therewas a woman at the meeting that was
like, you know, I'm kindof shy to stand up here and and
(16:26):
admit that I have nine months andthat I get a token. I'm like,
don't ever be You worked for that. You worked for that. You
get that token every year, youget that token. It's so important.
So anyway, Oh, if Ihad my purse, i'd show it to
you. But anyway, that wasthe best. That was the worst and
the best thing that happened to bethis weekend. Oh what about you?
(16:47):
The best thing was being off forfour days and being completely off the grid.
That was the best. You werenot off the grid because he texted
me several times and sent me atrociousvideos in the process all weekend. All
week you were not off the grid. Mister, what do you mean?
I said you atrocious? That musthave been somebody else. I tell him
(17:10):
he's not supposed to send me picturesanymore of guys or girls or animals or
inanimate objects puking. What happens?He said, he said he'd stop it.
So I when did I say that? I told you not to do
that anymore. And then I thoughtyou, Oh, I thought you meant
that day. So I haven't openedanything for a while, and I decided,
(17:33):
look, you were missing some goodstuff. Yeah, peak humor right
there, top to your comedy.Well, the one video I just finally
decide to re visit your Instagram dmsa guy sitting out of porch. All
of a sudden, I'm like,okay, I'm over it no more.
I will never ever open a videofrom you again. I'm sorry. I
(17:55):
can't. It's too risky. Itis not risky. It is Listen.
It's kind of like gambling, whichis something that sometimes he has a jacket.
But yes, and it's a reallygood one. And sometimes it's just
a big it'll be puke, it'llbe somebody pooping. It'll be like an
animal pooping. You just got mea picture of a bee, which be
(18:18):
shit, Like, what, Ohthat was funny the bee pooping. Wasn't
that a lot of poop? Ohmy god? All right? What was
the worst part of your week?It's ridiculous. Yeah, it was the
worst thing that happened. It couldbe something small like I don't know,
you've lost your a dollar. Idon't know, no what me lose a
(18:40):
dollar? I know, right,never knows where every where all of his
pennies are. I know the worstthing that happened. I don't even think
there was anything. Oh my god, there was, okay, so bring
it on. I went with somefriends hiking in twenty nine Palms, and
(19:04):
I'll show you the pictures. Theywere really it was really pretty you on
the phone. And so there's anoasis down at the bottom of this case.
It's it's a three mile round trip, but it's like straight down and
then it's straight up. So it'snot for the faint of heart. Like
(19:26):
on the thing as you're going in, it says, you know, like
degree of difficulty hard and it wastrup but it was really pretty down there.
So we're sitting there on this rockand there's just palm trees right at
the bottom and water and stuff likethat, and there's nothing anywhere else,
like it's all rocks and this.They were moving or not moving, but
(19:51):
they were redoing part of it.So this woman comes by and she goes,
oh, not obeying the signs,click, takes a picture of us
and says, I'm going to postthis. Well were you No, we
weren't. We were totally not inthat area at all. Well then why
(20:11):
did she say that? Yeah,because she was a bitch. She was
just being a Karen. So II'm editing some of my photos that I
took m because it was the onlyshade in the whole place, and one
of my friends goes, I'll beright back, I'm going to go talk
to her, and I was all, oh, better you than me,
(20:33):
Yes for sure. So then shesaid, oh, I'm just being an
asshole I work for like oh.The woman admitted that she was being yeah,
in a in a very like bitchyway, like oh yeah, I'm
the asshole or whatever, and Iwas like, yeah you are, oh
gosh, but yeah she was.And then she literally made that whole hike,
didn't even stay down there, turnedaround and went back up. And
(20:56):
so she happened to be ahead ofus as we were leaving, and she
got in her car and like wavedlike when we were all we all just
stared her down like a true Karen, Yes very much. Producer Brian,
what is the best thing that happenedto you this weekend and the worst thing
that happened to you this weekend?Best thing that happened to me is probably
the opposite of your best thing,which is that I went out with coworkers
(21:19):
and drank. It was fun.Yes, is there any place you want
to talk? Talk? Went toa lazy dog. Oh, I love
lazy dog. That's good. It'sgood. I didn't get drunk or anything.
Worst thing, I don't know.I was just tired this week and
I feel like the weekend went bytoo fast, so it really did.
That was my worst thing is Ifeel like I did think of the weekend.
(21:41):
And you know what, even thoughI had this car I trouble and
I literally last week had to spendsix hundred dollars on two new tires.
Two tires were bold car stuff sucks. But when when I was in the
tow truck with the guy, Iasked him, I said, what do
you like about being a toe truckdriver? And I was videotaping him and
(22:03):
he goes or is filming him,videoing whatever, and he goes helping people,
helping people. I was like,I, okay, you just made
my day. That is the greatThat is a great answer, because that
is what we all are here todo, is just help other people.
Right. And he was cute too, but then he talked about his family,
(22:25):
and then I was like, okay, never mind, never mind,
No, he's really super handsome.But then he was he talked about how
much he loved his family, andI thought that was great too. But
then I was like, okay,well my family. I have kids,
but no wife. No, no, he talked about his wife and his
kids. Or I was going tobe getting back in the arena soon.
I think, I know, Well, you should have a whole thing,
(22:47):
a whole show based on dating.Sure, our theories are like, are
what we like, what we don'tlike? What what I should do?
What should I do? That whatyou're doing now, which is nothing?
So do something that's a good place. I was on hinge for like a
week and then I I just wasn'tinto it. I just didn't. It
(23:11):
wasn't time. It just wasn't time. Yeah, too bad, Actually too
bad you don't drink because bars wouldbe a great place. But oh,
by the way, we are inretrograde. So when I posted that video,
somebody said, oh, mercury inretrograde. So I got to tell
you what not to do until it'suntil April twenty fourth. I'm not leaving
my house. So this is whatyou're not supposed to do during this time.
(23:36):
I'm going to do all of thesethings. Do not make important decisions
about something like a whole month,like buying a house, decisions like getting
married, you know, like thatkind of thing, getting a divorce,
like, don't make a big decision, don't sign a contract, okay,
(23:56):
don't launch any new big projects okay, okay. Don't travel if you can't,
if you can help it. I'mtraveling this month. Are you traveling
before the twenty fourth? Maybe?I don't think so. Don't argue with
others, don't be too hard onyourself, don't let stress overwhelm you.
(24:22):
Basically, when we're in this mercuryand retrograde situation, stuff like this car
stuff happens. Just go with theflow. Counterpoint counterpoint meaningless. You think
mercury and retrograde is meaningless? Absolutely? Oh? How different are we?
We are so incredible different, it'scrazy. How did she give birth to
(24:47):
you? How did you, inLayman's terms, explain to me why mercury
and retrograde affects me or affects everyone? Now, that would be a question
for Reverend doctor Natalie Vail, whoI almost called, but it was a
little bit too late to get heron this this late. Ask a scientist,
(25:11):
Yeah, it's you. Go ahead, go ahead and ask a scientist,
but we have I am a scientist. I can tell you don't mean
it does it affects people? Itaffects like woo woo people like me,
woo people. You know what I'mtalking about. Well I'm not. I'm
not a woo woo poop person.So I'm a poop. I'm a mune.
(25:32):
Yeah, I'm a mune. Infact, it seems like if you
don't believe in that, then you'reimmune. So why would you want to
believe in it? It just is. It is what it is. There's
something it's the the alignment of theplanets. It's like energy shifts, it's
shifts towns. I don't don't askme questions. I'm not an expert in
(25:53):
this. I don't think anyone's anexpert in it. Oh my god,
I think that Natalie is definitely anexpert in this. She is. We
should have her on, Well,maybe we'll have her on next week and
she get explained to you scientifically whatmercury and retrograde is all about. Yes,
okay, all right, I thinkthat's a great idea. Que the
(26:14):
double D music please? Oh andthen I have to tell you something before
after the Double D? What?What? What? I what I did
this weekend? Oh? No,do I know about it? No?
Oh? No, oh, maybeyou do. I don't know, just
go on with it. It involvedcash changing hands. Uhh yeah, not
(26:36):
changing hands, more like into amachine. No, no, no,
I did not go to a casino. No I didn't. Oh that's good.
I did one advice for another Ididn't. All right, where do
we start? Well, I'm goingto start with this story because I almost
laid out of my underwear when Iread this. Melroe's Place is coming back
(26:56):
with Healer Locklear and two more starsfrom the original, Laura Layton and Daphne's
Aniga. Daphne's and I remember thatname. There's no word if any other
of the originals would join in,but one of them can only appear in
flashbacks because someone is going to die. Andrew Shoe, isn't he in that?
Yes? He was the cute one, the cute boy. Yes,
(27:18):
Oh my gosh, that's cool.I know it's awesome. I wonder where
it's going to air. They're actuallyshopping it around. Okay, so there's
it's not picked up by any particularnetwork yet. Okay. Coachella was this
weekend in Indio. Out where Iwas. I was looking at the roster
(27:41):
of entertainment. I guess you couldcall it out of like one hundred and
fifty names, I knew who fourteenother people were. They had Lona del
Ray, Yeah, Lona del Ray, Billy Eilish, well, Billy E
showed up out of the blue,yeah, out of the blues, no
doubt, well, no doubt wasthe big one. I guess Carpenter so
something, Brina Carpentary. Yeah,she's big now. Yeah, But I
(28:04):
did not know who anybody was.I would never go to I would never
That sounds like sounds it was onmy bucket list, and I went in
twenty sixteen or twenty seventeen Eminem Tyler, the creator did go a good year.
Okay, Beyonce, that's a goodyear, Panda. But I've never
(28:25):
been as terrified as I was whenI tried to make my way through the
crowd during Eminem. I was likelifted up off of my feet as it
was so incredibly crowded. You couldn'tget a drink of anything water, The
lines were huge, you couldn't getany food. Forget about the bathrooms like
(28:47):
ew, they were like disgusting.And then if there's just too many people,
too many people, it just seemslike one of the most like poorly
planned events. Ever, Yeah,it just sounds like a fire festival.
Yeah. Well, at least ithappened. They should just cut off the
tickets at some point, like theyshould make it more enjoyable. For well,
(29:07):
it got a lot of kind oflackluster because people didn't know who a
lot of these artists were, sothey had a lot of tickets left.
Well, isn't that a two weekendthing? It's just one weekend? Oh
yeah, yeah, something like that. I don't know. I don't think
it's worth it. It starts onFriday and night at midnight on Sunday.
Oh okay, And they say usuallyin all the previous years they're cited for
(29:32):
noise violations because they runs over,but because of the lack of talent,
they didn't get one violation. Really, uh huh. You know it's coming
up, which is cool. InSan Diego was the Wonderfront Music Festival.
It was like eighty stage, eightymusic musical acts, and there's like one
(29:52):
area that's all eight m and there'sone area that's like, you know,
all house music, and then Iforgot who's even playing. But that's coming
up here pretty soon too, youknow who. ROBERTA. Cavelli is the
designer. Yes, he died atthe age of eighty three. Oh.
The Golden Bachelor Jerry Turner and Teresanisted divorce after their three month long marriage.
(30:19):
Wow, yeah, what a shocker. Can't you do something other than
divorce? Like, can you getit annulled? It's such a short period
of time. The moments are prettyyou'd be like pretty specific, like circumstances
in news for Brian your idol,Keanu Reeves fractured his kneecap on the side
(30:45):
of the movie Good Fortune. Howdid you do it? He tripped on
a rug? Oh wow? Whowon't be making the appearance at my second
anniversary party. There's such a thingcalled crutches, and he's a cool guy
or something. I'm sure there's abunch of from there. I feel bad
(31:07):
if you showed up on crutches,I would be like, oh man,
oh well, would you feel badif he was not on crutches? Would
you still feel like? Oh mygod, I can't believe. I mean,
if he's in pain, I don'twant them to be I don't want
them to like drag drag out toa little party. See, I have
some Brian news, and I havesome Laura News What's My News? Eminem
(31:30):
is asking his fans to share theirstory for an upcoming documentary about him.
He is asking his fans for theirhelp. He's asking them to fill out
a questionnaire on why they're his biggestfan. I his stands, he calls
his fans stands for the song Ilove Eminem, I always have to.
Oh my god, I can't standhim. I just he's a phenomenal rattle,
(31:52):
so sick and tired of be andadmired that I just die, die
or get fired. Don't come speakto me. I don't know you blow
you mon, don't. I usedto know all the words to all the
songs I used to do. Rap. God, I couldn't tell you a
song that he sang. You know, lose your lose yourself, lose yourself
(32:15):
in the music. The moment youwon't want stop, don't stop one shuts
Okay, Brian, take the floor, go ahead, go for it.
Okay. Now I want to seeyou do to do a little bit of
rap? Rap God, do youa couple of bits? I love rap.
I love it. I admire peoplewho can retain the music that it
(32:37):
doesn't matter, it does, That'snot how rap goes goddamn. Okay,
I'll just do the fast part,okay, or at least what I used
to be able to do with it. Some of the malama you, assuming
I'm a human, what I gottado to get through? Do you?
Superhuman? Innovative ani made of rebbus, so that anything you say is ricocheting
off of me. I'm glued toyou. Devastate them more than never demonstrating
how they give them mother fucking aydienceto feel like I never fading in the
(32:59):
haze. A way for the theysay I fell up the celebrating, because
another way to get them ovated.I make elevated music. You make elevator
music or elevate Yeah, anyways,I want to be able to do that.
Wow, I know, see,I know I like you better than
eminem Thanks. I don't now innews for me what Britney Spears could make
(33:19):
one hundred million a year on onlyfans. Oh that's more than I make.
She would do it and only fans. Manager cleans Britney Spears could make
a hundred million a year if shejoined the platform. Insiders close to her
say she has no interest. Wellthen that's good. Yeah, good for
her but yeah, she I mean, she pretty much posts that kind of
(33:42):
Instagram. Besides, besides the notoriety, I don't know if anyone wants to
see her naked. I think itwould be just a misstep. I think
she would get some success, butlike, yes, I would actually want
like like, oh it's funny.No thanks, she's got a great body.
Yeah, but I think it wouldjust be kind of a It would
(34:05):
just be thirsty her in her twenties, she made a bajillion dollars. But
now, yes, now, yes, I believe that. Yes, you
know, I would even pay,maybe just so I could say, oh,
okay, there she's naked. Okay, I don't here pretty, here's
some money I don't know. Ohmy god, I don't know. Okay,
And then the last news, Ohjy'sdead. Okay oooo I don't want
(34:30):
to never mine. I have something. Can I of dovetail into your tail
into it? Can we all canagree he did it? Right? Oh
for sure he did it. Okay, there are some people that think he
didn't. So I just want toI want to say, as a show
it, I think we can allbe in agreement. Yeah, we believe
he allegedly, we believe he didit. He was not convicted of it.
(34:54):
No, but look what happened afterwards, Like he threatened to kill people,
like in he went to jail too, Yeah, he went to jail.
Where were you when the White Broncochase happened? I was at work,
okay, And do you remember everything? Yes, we all stopped.
We pulled a TV into the officefrom the break room and watched it.
(35:19):
This thing was unbelievable. When ithappen was thirty years ago. I was
living in Coronado, I was married. I was sitting on the floor of
one of my bedrooms in an apartment. I had a cockatoo and it's chinchilla.
As pets fallen, isn't that.My cockatoo was on my shoulder And
(35:43):
I remember just watching the TV andsitting there and the chinchilla was running around,
but just as clear as day,just watching and she was thinking,
I'll never get I'll never this willnever fall apart. We did the same
thing with the trial. We broughta TV and then everybody rand it.
This was oh, I understand itwas and you know this is before any
(36:04):
This is when there was you know, just cable channels and people watched you
know could watch live TV like theycan't now, but it was different then.
I don't think we'll ever have anevent like that nine to eleven in
terms of there's only one place tosee it at the time. Now,
I've like pull up my phone rightright, will never be the same.
Also, thirty years ago, KurtCobain killed himself. Oh that's right,
(36:28):
nineteen ninety four. I know MichaelJackson Lisa Mury Presley they got married thirty
years ago. Also, thirty yearsago, the number one song in the
country was as of Bass the signo sad and it opened up Bump and
(36:49):
Grind by R Kelly and I swearby all for one. Yeah, I
swear you know that song? Yeah, no, I know. Okay.
The top TV show was Improvement.I ever watched an episode of did I
that's one with Tim Allen? Rightright? Pamela Anderson was on there for
a hot minute. I heard hewas he is a nightmare allegedly. I've
(37:12):
heard he's a dick. Yeah,so funny. Though he seems like such
a nice guy. Though, OhI think he's I just like Hi from
the Santa Claus. Oh, okay, he seems like he seems like a
fun guy. I'm sure he's not. Uh, he's not, and who
else is not? Oh? Iheard Michael Keaton is not, But then
that's just rumored. I expect thatthough. He seems like a dick,
(37:34):
But he seems like a cool dick. If you get into his good graces,
it would be you would really havea cool friend. I bet it's
fun to make fun of other peoplewith him. I bet it is like
the ship make fun of people withhim anyway. Seinfeld also was big.
Never watched an episode of that either, not one episode. What the only
(37:55):
clip I've ever seen is that what'sher name? Doing that dance? Seinfeld?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest,Seinfeld is not that funny. I've
never had a desire to watch it. Yeah, it's not that I don't
like Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, Iagree, he's not that funny either.
Maybe the show doesn't hold up afterI mean, you seeing it so many
(38:15):
years later, but it sure washilarious. And maybe remember the masturbation one.
I've never seen it. Oh,I mean, here's the thing.
Jerry Seinfeld's is not that funny tome. He's just like every man.
I think he is the worst partof every Sinfield episode. What is the
very end when he's trying to dostand up. That's like the worst part
(38:36):
of every Seinfield episode. It's,oh my god, you guys, stop
it. Stop You do not stampyour foot on a show like Sign.
I always thought of Jerry Seinfelds likeComedia, Roseanne. I liked Roseanne.
She's crazy, though, yeah she'snuts. Grace under Fire, you never
watched it, and then Coach Inever watched that either. No, what
(38:58):
had seen Friends? That was afew months from premiere. Oh my god,
that show I love. I hateFriends, know you too, bite
your tongue. You know what comedyTV show is really underrated is Arrested Development.
Oh my god, I love Arrestedthat show. That show is insanely
fun so funny. Yeah, youknow what show is insanely funny, but
it does get some credit. ItsShip's Creek. Oh my god, I
(39:19):
love show funny. I love ShitsCreek. I love all the people that
I love everybody. I just watcheda really good movie last night called Scoop.
Oh, yeah, you know what. I started watching that and it
was it was interesting, and thenI kind of just I think I fell
asleep. I also watched a moviecalled While I Was in the Desert called
(39:43):
Life Itself on Amazon Prime. Ohit's with Antonio Banderas and New Yes,
Oh my god, you guys.It was actions drama. It's a drama.
It was so good. I'm notgoing to tell you anything about it.
(40:07):
I had never heard of it,and it was spectacular. What's her
name is in it? That directed? Don't worry, Darling, Olivia Wild's
in it. Okay, it wasso good. We need to talk about
one more thing before we close theshow. I was going through I don't
(40:32):
know the internet and I saw moviesthat will that will mess with your mind,
and immediately I'm like, ooh,I got to see this list.
So on the list there were thingslike like one was Resurrection, I've never
seen that. Oh. Then therewas one called Infinity Pool, which is
new yeah, overrated. Yeah,I didn't like it. It was mediocre.
(40:55):
It did so boring, really messit was it kind of it was
don't watch it, seriously. It'snot that mind though. It isn't like
it's pretty. It's it isn't.It's not that that good. No,
that's why some of those lists areridiculous. Now there is did you hear
about this new movie. It's I'msure it's an A two four film,
(41:19):
but it's called I think it isbecause it's by it's directed by I think
Ari Astor, who does a lotof stuff for A two four. Yeah,
And it's called Sasquatch Sunrise. Andit's with Riley ke Oh and I
forget. There's no dialogue in itat all. And they play cavemen and
people have gotten up and walked outand gotten sick to their stomachs because it's
(41:44):
just them vomiting, having sex,pooping. That's all it is. My
if you watch the trailer, yousee it right on the trailer. No,
thank you, no, thank you. Oh my god, I got
my daughter to watch the show Ripley, You've got to watch that too on
Netflix. What have you ever seena movie called a serbian film? No?
(42:08):
No, don't okay? And whatone final thing I started watching?
Oh my god, No, don'tever watch it? Watch then, don't
throw that out. Well, no, talk about a movie that'll mess with
your mind saying that should be numberone. I was watched it. I
didn't even make it through. Okay, do I need to finish the visit?
(42:31):
No is it a movie. Yes, it's terrible. You should watch
the new show on Amazon called Falloutthough. Oh it's pretty good. Charlie
said, he is digging it somuch. He used to play the game.
Yeah I didn't, but I knowI know of it and it's really
good. But as somebody who's notinto video games and that kind of thing,
(42:52):
do you think i'd like it?Yeah? The characters are really fun.
Really, you'll take it'll take asecond to kind of wrap your head
around the type of world it takesplace in. Just in a sense,
it's very like the technology is likevery nineteen sixties futuristic. Or they have
like weird flying robots, but stillhas like the nineteen sixties vibe. Okay,
and it has a very it's avery alternate telling of like America.
(43:15):
But it's really good though. Soyou're umpire, We can see you,
but oh you're an empire all right? Coming up on Thursday, we have
a really good thick round of what'syour Price? Oh boy, And I'll
tell you what I did over theweekend. I never thought i'd say this,
(43:39):
that I did something like this that'scoming up on Thursday. I know
what it is. No, inthe meantime, Love you guys, thank
you so much for watching, followus on all the things, and love
you on Instagram, love you onYouTube, love you for listening on everything
else, and love your podcast thatwas so enthusiastic. I know that that
(44:02):
is why yes, and that's whyyou follow my lead. Well. Thank
you everybody on YouTube, on Instagramfor watching, listening, d m ing
us. You don't need to.I didn't say copy what I said.
I'm just joining in and agreeing withyou. Okay, go hi what?
(44:29):
Oh? I love you? Youlook so much I'm going to cut you
off. I love you. Youknow what's gross? I didn't watch this
dress and Eric sweating it and I'mwearing it right now. Anyway, you
have my ball sweat just podcast.My sweet babies,
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