May 21, 2024 • 26 mins
The coolest surprise yet for Producer Bryan from Erik. It's for his 2nd anniversary with the show! Now, THIS makes Bryan almost pass out.
You won't believe what Erik was blurting out, actually screaming, to Laura while they were on Facetime. The thing is she was at the airport surrounded by strangers. It was so embarrassing, all she could do was laugh.
We welcome special guest, Anastasia Popova, a tattoo artist and Russian immigrant with a compelling story and a special deal for you!!! On Instagram find her @ink_anastasiasd.
See you at our party on Friday, May 24th, at Viejas Resort and Casino. It is Laura's birthday, after all!
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You won't believe what Erik was blurting out, actually screaming, to Laura while they were on Facetime. The thing is she was at the airport surrounded by strangers. It was so embarrassing, all she could do was laugh.
We welcome special guest, Anastasia Popova, a tattoo artist and Russian immigrant with a compelling story and a special deal for you!!! On Instagram find her @ink_anastasiasd.
See you at our party on Friday, May 24th, at Viejas Resort and Casino. It is Laura's birthday, after all!
Love your podcast! And hit the SUBSCRIBE button! Thank you.
https://www.lauracainafterdark.com
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(00:10):
Hi, Leo, Hi guys.Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Oh
my god, do we have abig show for you. My goodness.
I'm Laura Kane. This is EricRimmer, Hi, and we have producer
Brian Brian, we have I'm saying, we actually you, but we have
a huge surprise for producer Brian forit's me, you know it is,
(00:34):
but I'm like, try to wormyour way into this one, Kate latching
on to you. But this isfor Brian's other show at this point,
second year anniversary with the show,and that is a big deal. And
so this, Oh, Margaret,I love you now, yes, what
do you What did you say?He's going to do when he sees it,
He's probably gonna forget that he hasa girlfriend. My god, I'm
(00:58):
just saying, wow, okay,is that mean? I don't know that
You'll just become obsessed with me andprobably you have all the pictures in this
house will be just replaced a cadshots at me. They already are,
Oh, well, they're done,okay. We also have special guest Anastasia
Popolva. She's from Nothing Sacred Tattoowhere I got my cool tattoo and it
(01:19):
is very nice. She has likea really cool story, and she has
a good promotion for all of ourlisteners, and I'm really excited to share
it with you. And she's goingto be on after Brian's Surprise. But
first we need to talk about ourparty, which is happening in mere days
Friday, May twenty four. Isthis Friday? Yes? Oh, I
(01:42):
can't come. Yeah, I can'teither. I'm busy. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday on a Friday.I definitely can't come. Well,
I already gave you your gift,I know, so, No you're showing
up. Be quiet now listen.We have very limited tickets left to see
George Michael Reborn. This the wholeshow is sold out, but we were
(02:06):
reserved a couple tickets. If youwant to go to this show, show
up at six o'clock and maybe wina prize with us before the show starts.
Just dm us at Laura Kane afterdark on Instagram and it's super easy.
The first couple, well, Margaret, first, Margaret, do it.
First couple of people. We'll getthe tickets and then I'll Margaret,
(02:28):
if you're there, I'll give youa lap dance. Now, look what
we have to give away. Ohmy god, this is from La Hooya
Cosmetic. I don't have the actualproduct, I know. Oh look at
this. This is a full lineof elastin. Oh my god, it's
so good. It's really good andit's really pricey. So oh it's one
hundred and sixty five dollars this bundle. So this is like excellent skincare from
(02:52):
La Hooya Cosmetic. We also havefrom Jaywartzlurf Capital Growthing one hundred dollars cash
for your casino needs. Yes afterthe concert. We also have a whole
bag full of gems and jewels fromSan Diego Crystals and Jewelry to locations in
(03:16):
Obi and Lareo. Hold on,Margaret, you have to just tell Margaret
what she needs to do. Ijust forget Margaret. Just DM me,
Just DM Laura Margaret. We alsohave Laura Kane after Dark Merch to give
away t shirt, todies, stufflike that. What am I forgetting thongs
lap dances from Eric? Yeah.So we have a lot of fun prizes
(03:38):
to raffle off before the actual showstarts. Going to be a lot of
fun. Come celebrate, Brian,Come celebrate with me and everybody else,
It's going to be great. Sospeaking of La Joya Cosmetic n J Wartzler,
Yes, what's going on with Jayon Saturday? Oh yes, he
(04:00):
has a shred event Saturday the twentyfifth. YEP, Saturday, May twenty
fifth. It's the annual shred event. Bring your unwanted documents, tax returns,
processed checks, financial statements, etcetera, and have them shredded while
chatting with the financial advisors. Now'syour chance to come and see the new
office. The location is one twosix eight zero High Bluff Drive. It
is happening between nine thirty am andeleven thirty am on Saturday, May twenty
(04:25):
fifth. Refreshments will be served andthen you can turn in the new office.
Space right. You go right offof del Mar Hearts, go right
and then make it the first rightand you go down that stack. And
Jay, I love my shirt?Thank you? Oh yeah? What?
Oh yeah? The shirt? Theshirt. I've worn it several times.
I know I got one too,and I wore it. I love it,
and I love him, and Ilove La Hooya Cosmetics. So let's
(04:46):
love loyal Cosmetics. Let's roll thesponsors. La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center is
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(05:09):
out their treatment planner at glamfam dotcom. It's so easy and amazing to
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(05:30):
tell them that Laura Kane after Darksent you We love everything about Lajoya Cosmetic
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of your financial future? Look nofurther than Jay Wartzler. You're trusted and
our favorite certified financial planner. Lifeis full of financial decisions and with thirty
plus years of experience and a dedicationto your financial wellbeing, Jay is your
(05:54):
partner and achieving your financial goals.So if you're at or near retirement and
you want to know if you havesufficient acts and income sources for a comfortable
retirement, or if you are simplychanging jobs and you're unsure about what your
options are with your current retirement plan, please reach out to j. Jay
Wurtzler and the team at Capitol Growthgo the extra mile to ensure your financial
(06:14):
success. Their office is a onestop shop for financial advising, estate planning,
tax preparation, and divorce analysis.Call J today at eight five eight
five five two six nine six zeroor email him at JAYW at Capitolgrowthinc dot
com. He might store me here. Okay, so I just want to
(06:38):
say that I flew in today fromPortland and boy, my arm's tired.
Anyway. I know, Oh,I'm a little uh that was the unfunny
joke on airplane Wow thirty years ago. I know, I know. Oh
Lord, but do you notice anythingdifferent about me? Yes, you have
like five hairs on your head?No, I to couts know and I
(07:02):
feel like I literally feel like Ihave five hairs. Well, you know,
I may or may not be gettingmore tomorrow for the party because I
can't stand this matches your vagina.There's no hair therey It's true. Oh
my god. So I was atthe airport. I had a little bit
of a layover, Oh god,and he calls me and I wanted to
(07:26):
show him something, so I putit on FaceTime and then he starts,
where everybody's waiting, we're just aboutto board FaceTime. You know you can
hear it loudly. Well, Idid two things before she hung up on
me. I said, hey,everybody, don't look at her. She's
a celebrity. She doesn't want togive autographs right now because she looks tore
(07:50):
up or something. And then hekept saying she's famous, everybody, she's
a celebrity. I'm like, ohmy god, this is so embarrassing.
She had me on speakerphone on highvolumes. I was in, why would
you do that? I was itwas already on high volume, so I
was like frantically trying to turn himdown. So then I called her back
and she was in line to geton the plane and I said, oh
(08:11):
my, hey, did you rememberto take that cream for that rash on
your vagina? And she just startedlaughing, And I said, because that
thing was bumpy and red and notpretty, so you might not want to
sit next to anybody or touch anybody. And then I just hung up instead
of being and I face timed her. So it was super loud. I
(08:33):
know I was. I didn't.I couldn't move. I couldn't move,
I couldn't react exactly to just crackup. I had what was my course,
like, is that your sixteen yearold son on the phone. Yeah,
it was her doctor, It wasdoctor Rimmer. I was just like,
hey, take that cream, doctorRimjov has some important news for you.
(08:54):
Oh my god, you are sucha brat you. Oh. I
couldn't show my face. I hadto like go down the aisles and not
look at the faces in the place. She has that girl with that rash?
How did she get that rash?What is she taking to make it
go away? All right? Ithink right now we should bust out a
(09:18):
double d before we have I gotsome good stuff too, before we give
Brian his surprise, and before wehave Anna station. Mm hmm okay,
so let's do the double do.Let's do it. So there's two huge
things. Have you seen the videothat they released with Puff Daddy beating the
(09:41):
crap out of his girlfriend at thetime Kelsey. Yeah, yeah, it's
pretty career over well here he gotrated in his career as well. Yeah,
and so he denied the whole thing. He said he was being set
up, that she was just moneyhungry allegedly. Then the video, just
the hotel video just got released.So it's crazy. It was it on
(10:05):
MSNBC or I forget I saw iton Twitter, so I mean, yeah,
it was on like I think CNNreleased it her MSNB. I don't
remember. You watched it. Iwatched the whole thing. It's brutal.
It is brutal. But what ishe doing? So yeah, he ya,
no, yeah, So you seeher with like her Louis Vuitton bag
and stuff, and she's coming downthe hallway of the hotel. She gets
(10:28):
to the elevator and he comes runningout in a towel and he pushes her
on the ground, like stomps onher, kicks her, grabs her bags,
and goes back in and then waialeson her some more and then he
throws like a vase that's in thehallway at her, like it's insane.
(10:50):
Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna getlocked up for something this point. Done
got something career over. Now,everything he said is like a big lie
because he totally and I doing it, so allegedly this is the other big
one. Yes, Okay, Jenand Ben Bennefer on the outs, headed
(11:13):
for divorce. That was a lotquicker than I thought. I thought they'd
kind of go a little bit longer. I'm surprised that lasted this long.
I bet it'll last. I thinkI'll still keep going. Didn't they just
make it? Didn't you just makea whole love story movie, one million
dollar thing that she's not having agood year. Her year has been not
great. They always look miserable together. I think that's just their faces.
(11:35):
I think I think that's that's Ben'sface. Well, look at I've been
with you for almost eighteen years,and I never looked miserable. You just
take it out on customer services.I know she never looks miserable. I
don't look good tonight. I knowwhat you do? Look beautiful? No,
I don't stop. Do you lookgorgeous? Okay, keep going,
(11:56):
you look gorgeous, Thank you,thankful? Oh my god, you slam
my mom. Well you keep going, keep going, your dirt, dummy.
So there's two documentaries that I watchedthis week that are insane. The
first one is the Kevin Spacey documentarythat's on HBO Max. Oh does it
(12:18):
make him a look really bad?That's the saddest like it really is,
because I too, I like hima lot. Yeah. I think he's
a great actor. Didn't he getYes, Well, they just couldn't.
They couldn't convict him. But thatdoesn't really mean anything. But oh man,
the people that testify and the peoplethat worked on sets with Oh my
(12:41):
god, he had a he hadlike a thing about sticking his hand down
guy's pants. I mean, okay, So what is this song? It's
on HBO Max and it's two parts, I think, and it is a
barn Bard. The other one ison Netflix and it's the Ashley Madison documentary
(13:01):
three parts. Oh I started watchingthat. Oh my god. Yeah,
if you guys don't remember what AshleyMadison, I got to the point.
Okay, did you get to thepart two? No? Okay. So
the best one of all was thecouple that was like the super Christian couple
that had the YouTube and he waslike fooling rid. So that was my
(13:22):
thing. Yeah. Ashley Madison wasa website for people who wanted to have
some who wanted to have an affair, for married people who wanted to secretly
have an affair. Ashley Madison wasa website and it was huge. There
were like seven million or even moremembers of the high profile people. Yes,
(13:43):
and then and then they got hacked. Yeah, and the hackers threatened
to if they didn't shut down atAshley Madison. And they think now that
it was either a disgruntled employee orsomeone were a wife or a yeah,
yeah that knew about all that stuff. If they didn't shut down the business
altogether, they were going to releaseall the names of their subscribers, all
(14:11):
their credit card information, all theirkinks and you know whatever, like the
profile. That's the part I gotto and I have, I haven't made
it. They did that. Thecompany said screw you were not shutting down,
and they released I think they gavethem thirty days and then on boom,
on D Day, they released everything. Is it surprising? Yes?
(14:35):
Yes, is a member? Yeah, starter famously, that's right. And
some people committed suicide. O.Yeah, it was. It was crazy.
But this is my thing, Likelisten, if that's if that's what
you're into, and your partner's awareof it. Then you've got nothing to
complain about, you know, ifif you both want, if you both
(14:56):
want to fool around or whatever.But I don't think that was the purpose.
Like, yeah, you can putlipstick on this pig all day long.
If you're doing something like that,I don't care. If you're married,
if you're in a relationship, ifyou're cheating, if you're having a
sexual relationship with someone else other thanyour partner, you're cheating of course,
(15:20):
Like and people were trying to justifyit, like and I'm like, no,
it's you can put lipstick on thatpig all day long. Yeah.
I got to see this the YouTubecouple who would seem like big and like
Christian family, and he was onAshley Madison. I can't wait to see
what happens. So that's a gooddocumentary. Yeah, it's really good.
Guess what I watched for the thirdtime with Charlie when I was an organ
(15:41):
mother of the bride, No babyrein Deer. Oh my god, why
you are crazy? Because I wantedhim to see it. I just think
it's just it's hard to watch,but it's such good. It's so well
made, I think, and thefact that the guy is the real guy
I And now she's making the talkshow round saying, oh, that's not
(16:03):
true. I think she's suing him. And then she's saying, you know,
all they're they're like, well,you know you send him all these
emails, and she's like, well, you know, well, I know
they cast that so so perfectly.She can assume if it's not true.
So if it's true, then it'sprobably true. Yeah. I mean,
I'm sure he took some liberties,some creative liberties to make it a TV
(16:26):
show. But come on, I'msure. All right, now, how
are we going to do this?Brian? Wait, Brian, he's going
to come up. Okay, Soall right, come on up? Okay,
Yeah. Should I come to theseat or something? Or come to
the seat? Brian has been workingfor us for two years. He's sick
(16:48):
never and he puts up with youryour big bag of bs every week sick.
And I wouldn't like calling him onhis days off. Oh I texted
him crazy. Yeah, so Ifigured he just this. This is not
a consolation prize. This is likea so Brian, with all of my
love and respect, I guess Laura'stoo. Yes, close your eyes,
(17:12):
we have something special for you.Hold out your hand. Oh god,
oh my god, Oh my god. Brian's favorite movie is Indiana Jones.
(17:41):
He had his room decorated like IndianaJones when he was a little kid.
He's been obsessed with Indiana Jones.It's still half the stuff on my wall.
Oh my god. And Eric managedto get friggin' Hars a week and
a half autograph on a poster.Holy can you show it to everybody here?
(18:04):
Look at this? Oh my gosh, this is I won't give it.
I had that everybody. Oh wow, that's awesome. That is awesome.
Are you running out of Wallace?Oh my god, that is so
(18:26):
freaking cool. Is that like theultimate Ultimate? Oh yeah, that's pretty.
It's not the post because that's movieright. Yeah. Oh that's perfect.
Holy Ship, that's insane. Thatwas so fast too. Well maybe
it was in the works longer.No, because I told Hi about two
(18:47):
weeks ago. I was like,I had to work hard for that.
I'm going to get it out ofyou. How you're doing this, it's
crazy. It needs to be studied. I know. Is there anybody else
that you that you really want?I can make a little Quentin oh Man
post and like all the celebrities willbe together. Hey are you signing things
(19:14):
for like a Brian? Me too. He's got cancer or something's terminal.
Oh my gosh, Brian, that'sso cool. Thank you everything, you
so much, thank you. I'min shock. Okay, okay, okay,
okay, all right, so thatwas awesome. That was really really
(19:36):
freaking cool. Good job, you'rewelcome. Good job, you're welcome.
Money. Okay, you didn't callit. I love you, daddy.
Oh god, that's so not soall sorts of wrong, all sorts of
wrong. Okay, before we're bringinghard guest on Anastasia from a Thing Sacred
(20:00):
Tattoo, Brian, can we showsome of her work as she makes her
way up here on the screen,and then we'll talk to her because she
has a really cool story, Socome on up. Oh my god,
those tattoos are amazing. Look atthat, I know. Oh my god,
(20:22):
they look like patches. Wait,that's that's a tattoo. Isn't that
cool? Anna stage on the left, Those are tattoos. Oh my god,
I thought they were patches. Thetattoos so much. Okay, that
(20:45):
is really really cool. So Anastasia, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Okay, her mic is muted.I think there we go. I happened
upon her Instagram and she was doinga promotion and like the kind of promotion
(21:06):
we were doing for our ticket giveaway, and I for some reason, I
just I just really gravitated towards herbecause I saw some of the work that
you did on your Instagram page.You want to plug your Instagram page?
Yep? What is it in?Call inc? Slash slash Anastasia SD Okay
(21:29):
Inc slash Underscore Inc Underscore and thisink I n K I n K m
Anastasia SD. So we got totalking and she has a pretty incredible story,
and I just want to know,first of all, how did you
(21:52):
a girl from Siberia? Yep,she's from Siberia. She grew CD.
Yes, I mean, and itis probably the coldest spot in the world,
I think, isn't it? Like? Yeah? Sometimes well, when
you say I'm gonna go, I'mgonna send you to Siberia. I mean
that seems like a far away placeand a really cold place. But she
(22:15):
left her country. Can you tellus a little bit about that and how
you ended up in San Diego?Yep, I moved to my city and
go to first Mongolia, after Igo to Turkey, and after from Turkey
and go to Mexico and from Mexicaacross the bord here to America. And
(22:37):
why did you leave your country becauseI'm not agree with situation which happened with
my uh with my country with differentcountry. Yes, And I just thought
that was so brave, very muchthat she left her country because she was
in disagreement and she made her wayto San Diego through Mexico and she ended
(23:03):
up here. And I just reallythink that you are so talented and you're
She was really nervous to be onthe podcast because she says that her English
is not very good. But it'sgreat, fine, it's great. Thank
you. Now, when you wereyoung, did you draw all the time?
Yes, and drawing all my life, but I never think about the
(23:23):
tato artists and after, you know, it just was like my morning when
I wake up and start thinking,oh my god, I can do tattoo.
Why not? And I'm starting whatwas your first very first tattoo.
First tattoo, I start practicing onvegetables and fruits, you know, like
(23:44):
vegetables, yeah, like banana andorange. Yeah. But my first tutto
on a real body or real skin. It's my husband. Oh really,
and what is it? It waslike trash polica still style like trash polica
and you're like, I don't knowhow it's okay, but it's a big
(24:11):
one sound and yeah, oh musicmusic notes, okay. So can you
can you do a tattoo on yourselfor is that too difficult? I can,
but I never do that like that. I just want. She has
such a light touch, and that'swhat a lot of people were saying on
(24:33):
her reviews, like I got mineright here, which is a very tender,
very tender. And I was like, no big deal because she's so
patient, she's so light with herhand. You're really good at what you
do. And I told her exactlywhat I wanted and she drew it out
(24:53):
and she sent me a picture.I'm like, oh my god, that's
exactly what I want. So,oh we were talking while I was getting
my tattoo, and she offered apromotion for our listeners. So tell us
about the promotion. Yeah, promotion. It's you need follow my Instagram and
(25:14):
text me or put on direct messageor something, Okay, like Laura Kane
after Dark and after you will havetwenty on discount. If you mentioned Laura
Kane after Dark, we'll put onher Instagram on our website too. And
I just really appreciate you, andI think that you're very brave and you're
(25:41):
very talented, and I just thoughtyou deserve to be showcased. So good
luck with Oh you work at NothingSacred Tattoo yep in hucrest On University.
It's a really cool place. Soif you're thinking about getting a tattoo,
this is your girl right here.Okay, so thank you so much.
And Okay, at the end ofall of our shows, we say something,
(26:06):
we say a phrase, and I'llsay it first, then Eric says
it, and then you say it, okay, and then we'll say goodbye
to everybody. Okay, anyway,thank you so much, you guys for
watching, for listening, and forseeing Brian open up his surprise of all
(26:26):
surprises. Oh my gosh, thatis just so cool. And thank you
so much for listening after the facts, and oh yeah, it's my birthday
week. And love your podcast,Love your podcast, Love you yeay yay,
(26:52):
Bye my sweet babies. Bye.
Hi, Leo, Hi guys.Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Oh
my god, do we have abig show for you. My goodness.
I'm Laura Kane. This is EricRimmer, Hi, and we have producer
Brian Brian, we have I'm saying, we actually you, but we have
a huge surprise for producer Brian forit's me, you know it is,
(00:34):
but I'm like, try to wormyour way into this one, Kate latching
on to you. But this isfor Brian's other show at this point,
second year anniversary with the show,and that is a big deal. And
so this, Oh, Margaret,I love you now, yes, what
do you What did you say?He's going to do when he sees it,
He's probably gonna forget that he hasa girlfriend. My god, I'm
(00:58):
just saying, wow, okay,is that mean? I don't know that
You'll just become obsessed with me andprobably you have all the pictures in this
house will be just replaced a cadshots at me. They already are,
Oh, well, they're done,okay. We also have special guest Anastasia
Popolva. She's from Nothing Sacred Tattoowhere I got my cool tattoo and it
(01:19):
is very nice. She has likea really cool story, and she has
a good promotion for all of ourlisteners, and I'm really excited to share
it with you. And she's goingto be on after Brian's Surprise. But
first we need to talk about ourparty, which is happening in mere days
Friday, May twenty four. Isthis Friday? Yes? Oh, I
(01:42):
can't come. Yeah, I can'teither. I'm busy. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday on a Friday.I definitely can't come. Well,
I already gave you your gift,I know, so, No you're showing
up. Be quiet now listen.We have very limited tickets left to see
George Michael Reborn. This the wholeshow is sold out, but we were
(02:06):
reserved a couple tickets. If youwant to go to this show, show
up at six o'clock and maybe wina prize with us before the show starts.
Just dm us at Laura Kane afterdark on Instagram and it's super easy.
The first couple, well, Margaret, first, Margaret, do it.
First couple of people. We'll getthe tickets and then I'll Margaret,
(02:28):
if you're there, I'll give youa lap dance. Now, look what
we have to give away. Ohmy god, this is from La Hooya
Cosmetic. I don't have the actualproduct, I know. Oh look at
this. This is a full lineof elastin. Oh my god, it's
so good. It's really good andit's really pricey. So oh it's one
hundred and sixty five dollars this bundle. So this is like excellent skincare from
(02:52):
La Hooya Cosmetic. We also havefrom Jaywartzlurf Capital Growthing one hundred dollars cash
for your casino needs. Yes afterthe concert. We also have a whole
bag full of gems and jewels fromSan Diego Crystals and Jewelry to locations in
(03:16):
Obi and Lareo. Hold on,Margaret, you have to just tell Margaret
what she needs to do. Ijust forget Margaret. Just DM me,
Just DM Laura Margaret. We alsohave Laura Kane after Dark Merch to give
away t shirt, todies, stufflike that. What am I forgetting thongs
lap dances from Eric? Yeah.So we have a lot of fun prizes
(03:38):
to raffle off before the actual showstarts. Going to be a lot of
fun. Come celebrate, Brian,Come celebrate with me and everybody else,
It's going to be great. Sospeaking of La Joya Cosmetic n J Wartzler,
Yes, what's going on with Jayon Saturday? Oh yes, he
(04:00):
has a shred event Saturday the twentyfifth. YEP, Saturday, May twenty
fifth. It's the annual shred event. Bring your unwanted documents, tax returns,
processed checks, financial statements, etcetera, and have them shredded while
chatting with the financial advisors. Now'syour chance to come and see the new
office. The location is one twosix eight zero High Bluff Drive. It
is happening between nine thirty am andeleven thirty am on Saturday, May twenty
(04:25):
fifth. Refreshments will be served andthen you can turn in the new office.
Space right. You go right offof del Mar Hearts, go right
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com. He might store me here. Okay, so I just want to
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say that I flew in today fromPortland and boy, my arm's tired.
Anyway. I know, Oh,I'm a little uh that was the unfunny
joke on airplane Wow thirty years ago. I know, I know. Oh
Lord, but do you notice anythingdifferent about me? Yes, you have
like five hairs on your head?No, I to couts know and I
(07:02):
feel like I literally feel like Ihave five hairs. Well, you know,
I may or may not be gettingmore tomorrow for the party because I
can't stand this matches your vagina.There's no hair therey It's true. Oh
my god. So I was atthe airport. I had a little bit
of a layover, Oh god,and he calls me and I wanted to
(07:26):
show him something, so I putit on FaceTime and then he starts,
where everybody's waiting, we're just aboutto board FaceTime. You know you can
hear it loudly. Well, Idid two things before she hung up on
me. I said, hey,everybody, don't look at her. She's
a celebrity. She doesn't want togive autographs right now because she looks tore
(07:50):
up or something. And then hekept saying she's famous, everybody, she's
a celebrity. I'm like, ohmy god, this is so embarrassing.
She had me on speakerphone on highvolumes. I was in, why would
you do that? I was itwas already on high volume, so I
was like frantically trying to turn himdown. So then I called her back
and she was in line to geton the plane and I said, oh
(08:11):
my, hey, did you rememberto take that cream for that rash on
your vagina? And she just startedlaughing, And I said, because that
thing was bumpy and red and notpretty, so you might not want to
sit next to anybody or touch anybody. And then I just hung up instead
of being and I face timed her. So it was super loud. I
(08:33):
know I was. I didn't.I couldn't move. I couldn't move,
I couldn't react exactly to just crackup. I had what was my course,
like, is that your sixteen yearold son on the phone. Yeah,
it was her doctor, It wasdoctor Rimmer. I was just like,
hey, take that cream, doctorRimjov has some important news for you.
(08:54):
Oh my god, you are sucha brat you. Oh. I
couldn't show my face. I hadto like go down the aisles and not
look at the faces in the place. She has that girl with that rash?
How did she get that rash?What is she taking to make it
go away? All right? Ithink right now we should bust out a
(09:18):
double d before we have I gotsome good stuff too, before we give
Brian his surprise, and before wehave Anna station. Mm hmm okay,
so let's do the double do.Let's do it. So there's two huge
things. Have you seen the videothat they released with Puff Daddy beating the
(09:41):
crap out of his girlfriend at thetime Kelsey. Yeah, yeah, it's
pretty career over well here he gotrated in his career as well. Yeah,
and so he denied the whole thing. He said he was being set
up, that she was just moneyhungry allegedly. Then the video, just
the hotel video just got released.So it's crazy. It was it on
(10:05):
MSNBC or I forget I saw iton Twitter, so I mean, yeah,
it was on like I think CNNreleased it her MSNB. I don't
remember. You watched it. Iwatched the whole thing. It's brutal.
It is brutal. But what ishe doing? So yeah, he ya,
no, yeah, So you seeher with like her Louis Vuitton bag
and stuff, and she's coming downthe hallway of the hotel. She gets
(10:28):
to the elevator and he comes runningout in a towel and he pushes her
on the ground, like stomps onher, kicks her, grabs her bags,
and goes back in and then waialeson her some more and then he
throws like a vase that's in thehallway at her, like it's insane.
(10:50):
Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna getlocked up for something this point. Done
got something career over. Now,everything he said is like a big lie
because he totally and I doing it, so allegedly this is the other big
one. Yes, Okay, Jenand Ben Bennefer on the outs, headed
(11:13):
for divorce. That was a lotquicker than I thought. I thought they'd
kind of go a little bit longer. I'm surprised that lasted this long.
I bet it'll last. I thinkI'll still keep going. Didn't they just
make it? Didn't you just makea whole love story movie, one million
dollar thing that she's not having agood year. Her year has been not
great. They always look miserable together. I think that's just their faces.
(11:35):
I think I think that's that's Ben'sface. Well, look at I've been
with you for almost eighteen years,and I never looked miserable. You just
take it out on customer services.I know she never looks miserable. I
don't look good tonight. I knowwhat you do? Look beautiful? No,
I don't stop. Do you lookgorgeous? Okay, keep going,
(11:56):
you look gorgeous, Thank you,thankful? Oh my god, you slam
my mom. Well you keep going, keep going, your dirt, dummy.
So there's two documentaries that I watchedthis week that are insane. The
first one is the Kevin Spacey documentarythat's on HBO Max. Oh does it
(12:18):
make him a look really bad?That's the saddest like it really is,
because I too, I like hima lot. Yeah. I think he's
a great actor. Didn't he getYes, Well, they just couldn't.
They couldn't convict him. But thatdoesn't really mean anything. But oh man,
the people that testify and the peoplethat worked on sets with Oh my
(12:41):
god, he had a he hadlike a thing about sticking his hand down
guy's pants. I mean, okay, So what is this song? It's
on HBO Max and it's two parts, I think, and it is a
barn Bard. The other one ison Netflix and it's the Ashley Madison documentary
(13:01):
three parts. Oh I started watchingthat. Oh my god. Yeah,
if you guys don't remember what AshleyMadison, I got to the point.
Okay, did you get to thepart two? No? Okay. So
the best one of all was thecouple that was like the super Christian couple
that had the YouTube and he waslike fooling rid. So that was my
(13:22):
thing. Yeah. Ashley Madison wasa website for people who wanted to have
some who wanted to have an affair, for married people who wanted to secretly
have an affair. Ashley Madison wasa website and it was huge. There
were like seven million or even moremembers of the high profile people. Yes,
(13:43):
and then and then they got hacked. Yeah, and the hackers threatened
to if they didn't shut down atAshley Madison. And they think now that
it was either a disgruntled employee orsomeone were a wife or a yeah,
yeah that knew about all that stuff. If they didn't shut down the business
altogether, they were going to releaseall the names of their subscribers, all
(14:11):
their credit card information, all theirkinks and you know whatever, like the
profile. That's the part I gotto and I have, I haven't made
it. They did that. Thecompany said screw you were not shutting down,
and they released I think they gavethem thirty days and then on boom,
on D Day, they released everything. Is it surprising? Yes?
(14:35):
Yes, is a member? Yeah, starter famously, that's right. And
some people committed suicide. O.Yeah, it was. It was crazy.
But this is my thing, Likelisten, if that's if that's what
you're into, and your partner's awareof it. Then you've got nothing to
complain about, you know, ifif you both want, if you both
(14:56):
want to fool around or whatever.But I don't think that was the purpose.
Like, yeah, you can putlipstick on this pig all day long.
If you're doing something like that,I don't care. If you're married,
if you're in a relationship, ifyou're cheating, if you're having a
sexual relationship with someone else other thanyour partner, you're cheating of course,
(15:20):
Like and people were trying to justifyit, like and I'm like, no,
it's you can put lipstick on thatpig all day long. Yeah.
I got to see this the YouTubecouple who would seem like big and like
Christian family, and he was onAshley Madison. I can't wait to see
what happens. So that's a gooddocumentary. Yeah, it's really good.
Guess what I watched for the thirdtime with Charlie when I was an organ
(15:41):
mother of the bride, No babyrein Deer. Oh my god, why
you are crazy? Because I wantedhim to see it. I just think
it's just it's hard to watch,but it's such good. It's so well
made, I think, and thefact that the guy is the real guy
I And now she's making the talkshow round saying, oh, that's not
(16:03):
true. I think she's suing him. And then she's saying, you know,
all they're they're like, well,you know you send him all these
emails, and she's like, well, you know, well, I know
they cast that so so perfectly.She can assume if it's not true.
So if it's true, then it'sprobably true. Yeah. I mean,
I'm sure he took some liberties,some creative liberties to make it a TV
(16:26):
show. But come on, I'msure. All right, now, how
are we going to do this?Brian? Wait, Brian, he's going
to come up. Okay, Soall right, come on up? Okay,
Yeah. Should I come to theseat or something? Or come to
the seat? Brian has been workingfor us for two years. He's sick
(16:48):
never and he puts up with youryour big bag of bs every week sick.
And I wouldn't like calling him onhis days off. Oh I texted
him crazy. Yeah, so Ifigured he just this. This is not
a consolation prize. This is likea so Brian, with all of my
love and respect, I guess Laura'stoo. Yes, close your eyes,
(17:12):
we have something special for you.Hold out your hand. Oh god,
oh my god, Oh my god. Brian's favorite movie is Indiana Jones.
(17:41):
He had his room decorated like IndianaJones when he was a little kid.
He's been obsessed with Indiana Jones.It's still half the stuff on my wall.
Oh my god. And Eric managedto get friggin' Hars a week and
a half autograph on a poster.Holy can you show it to everybody here?
(18:04):
Look at this? Oh my gosh, this is I won't give it.
I had that everybody. Oh wow, that's awesome. That is awesome.
Are you running out of Wallace?Oh my god, that is so
(18:26):
freaking cool. Is that like theultimate Ultimate? Oh yeah, that's pretty.
It's not the post because that's movieright. Yeah. Oh that's perfect.
Holy Ship, that's insane. Thatwas so fast too. Well maybe
it was in the works longer.No, because I told Hi about two
(18:47):
weeks ago. I was like,I had to work hard for that.
I'm going to get it out ofyou. How you're doing this, it's
crazy. It needs to be studied. I know. Is there anybody else
that you that you really want?I can make a little Quentin oh Man
post and like all the celebrities willbe together. Hey are you signing things
(19:14):
for like a Brian? Me too. He's got cancer or something's terminal.
Oh my gosh, Brian, that'sso cool. Thank you everything, you
so much, thank you. I'min shock. Okay, okay, okay,
okay, all right, so thatwas awesome. That was really really
(19:36):
freaking cool. Good job, you'rewelcome. Good job, you're welcome.
Money. Okay, you didn't callit. I love you, daddy.
Oh god, that's so not soall sorts of wrong, all sorts of
wrong. Okay, before we're bringinghard guest on Anastasia from a Thing Sacred
(20:00):
Tattoo, Brian, can we showsome of her work as she makes her
way up here on the screen,and then we'll talk to her because she
has a really cool story, Socome on up. Oh my god,
those tattoos are amazing. Look atthat, I know. Oh my god,
(20:22):
they look like patches. Wait,that's that's a tattoo. Isn't that
cool? Anna stage on the left, Those are tattoos. Oh my god,
I thought they were patches. Thetattoos so much. Okay, that
(20:45):
is really really cool. So Anastasia, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Okay, her mic is muted.I think there we go. I happened
upon her Instagram and she was doinga promotion and like the kind of promotion
(21:06):
we were doing for our ticket giveaway, and I for some reason, I
just I just really gravitated towards herbecause I saw some of the work that
you did on your Instagram page.You want to plug your Instagram page?
Yep? What is it in?Call inc? Slash slash Anastasia SD Okay
(21:29):
Inc slash Underscore Inc Underscore and thisink I n K I n K m
Anastasia SD. So we got totalking and she has a pretty incredible story,
and I just want to know,first of all, how did you
(21:52):
a girl from Siberia? Yep,she's from Siberia. She grew CD.
Yes, I mean, and itis probably the coldest spot in the world,
I think, isn't it? Like? Yeah? Sometimes well, when
you say I'm gonna go, I'mgonna send you to Siberia. I mean
that seems like a far away placeand a really cold place. But she
(22:15):
left her country. Can you tellus a little bit about that and how
you ended up in San Diego?Yep, I moved to my city and
go to first Mongolia, after Igo to Turkey, and after from Turkey
and go to Mexico and from Mexicaacross the bord here to America. And
(22:37):
why did you leave your country becauseI'm not agree with situation which happened with
my uh with my country with differentcountry. Yes, And I just thought
that was so brave, very muchthat she left her country because she was
in disagreement and she made her wayto San Diego through Mexico and she ended
(23:03):
up here. And I just reallythink that you are so talented and you're
She was really nervous to be onthe podcast because she says that her English
is not very good. But it'sgreat, fine, it's great. Thank
you. Now, when you wereyoung, did you draw all the time?
Yes, and drawing all my life, but I never think about the
(23:23):
tato artists and after, you know, it just was like my morning when
I wake up and start thinking,oh my god, I can do tattoo.
Why not? And I'm starting whatwas your first very first tattoo.
First tattoo, I start practicing onvegetables and fruits, you know, like
(23:44):
vegetables, yeah, like banana andorange. Yeah. But my first tutto
on a real body or real skin. It's my husband. Oh really,
and what is it? It waslike trash polica still style like trash polica
and you're like, I don't knowhow it's okay, but it's a big
(24:11):
one sound and yeah, oh musicmusic notes, okay. So can you
can you do a tattoo on yourselfor is that too difficult? I can,
but I never do that like that. I just want. She has
such a light touch, and that'swhat a lot of people were saying on
(24:33):
her reviews, like I got mineright here, which is a very tender,
very tender. And I was like, no big deal because she's so
patient, she's so light with herhand. You're really good at what you
do. And I told her exactlywhat I wanted and she drew it out
(24:53):
and she sent me a picture.I'm like, oh my god, that's
exactly what I want. So,oh we were talking while I was getting
my tattoo, and she offered apromotion for our listeners. So tell us
about the promotion. Yeah, promotion. It's you need follow my Instagram and
(25:14):
text me or put on direct messageor something, Okay, like Laura Kane
after Dark and after you will havetwenty on discount. If you mentioned Laura
Kane after Dark, we'll put onher Instagram on our website too. And
I just really appreciate you, andI think that you're very brave and you're
(25:41):
very talented, and I just thoughtyou deserve to be showcased. So good
luck with Oh you work at NothingSacred Tattoo yep in hucrest On University.
It's a really cool place. Soif you're thinking about getting a tattoo,
this is your girl right here.Okay, so thank you so much.
And Okay, at the end ofall of our shows, we say something,
(26:06):
we say a phrase, and I'llsay it first, then Eric says
it, and then you say it, okay, and then we'll say goodbye
to everybody. Okay, anyway,thank you so much, you guys for
watching, for listening, and forseeing Brian open up his surprise of all
(26:26):
surprises. Oh my gosh, thatis just so cool. And thank you
so much for listening after the facts, and oh yeah, it's my birthday
week. And love your podcast,Love your podcast, Love you yeay yay,
(26:52):
Bye my sweet babies. Bye.
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