June 4, 2024 • 48 mins
What are the best jobs in the world to have and what are the worst?
We give our opinions on this.
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We give our opinions on this.
Erik offloads a dump truck full of Double D news (our version of celebrity gossip) and more car drama for Erik. This time it's getting REAL.
What kinds of things are you comfortable doing alone? And, Producer Bryan has a Wild Card segment.
We hope to be your bi-weekly escape from the stresses of life and we sure appreciate you watching and listening to our show.
We never take it for granted. We hope we made you laugh a bit and smile. That's our goal.
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So today, Harry, I'm Terry. Yesterday sorry, oh not yesterday.
Yesterday was Sunday. God, youknow what, being a fill in person
it's jacking me up because my scheduleis different every single week and I don't
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know half the time what day itis. But anyway, I worked last
night, I worked this morning,but this morning I was training to become
a helicopter photographer traffic photographer. Now, I've been in a helicopter once before
when I went to New York,and it was really cool. At first,
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it was overcast, so you can'tlaunch when it's overcast in a helicopter.
But there was like some protests goingon at UCSD and all the TV
stations. Yeah, or it wasjust starting because I worked at five in
the morning, five to twelve,so it was just starting. So the
TV stations wanted us to fly over, and we got clearance and whatever.
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So there we go into the helicopterand seeing San Diego from a helicopter because
it's like a bubble, you know, it is the coolest thing. It
was beautiful. Our city is sobeautiful. I saw like San Diego States,
Dragon Stadium, you know, thefifty two, everybody driving on the
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fifteen, all the freeways, andthen we get to the ocean. Then
you see downtown. Then we madethe turn to UCSD and we could see,
you know the library that oh yeah, do oh, the beautiful library.
And then people were starting to setup and so I'm learning how to
work the camera. I mean,it's very intricate. It's it's not easy.
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There's a lot of moving parts,and it was so I was watching
the woman that does it now.And then we landed and so we were
waiting for our next assignment and thenbody recovery, Sunset Cliffs, all the
news stations we need video. I'mlike, and she goes, okay,
it's your turn. Oh this wasyour dream. Well well no, I
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mean well, I mean I feelhorrible that somebody was recovered from Sunset Cliffs.
But I'm like, all right,this is my shot. So we
get up and we get We're rightby the ocean, and you know,
it's so beautiful and the sun wasstarting to come out. It was such
a pretty day. It was startingto become one. And and then you
see all the authorities and the firetrucks and and then the cliff and what
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you're not supposed to show, whichmost people don't want to see on TV,
is the tarp. Oh you knowwhat I'm saying, Well, what
happens right away? Zoom in byaccident tarp? There it is, no
but I assumed out real quick.I mean, we always have to assume
that we're live. We're just likealways just and it's like steadying the camera
and like, this is the coolestjob I think I've ever done in my
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life. This isn't for radio,then this is for TV. Well,
it's the same company, but wealso have a helicopter, but the helicopter
is mainly for TV station footage.We're gonna need you to hand back your
radio Hall of Fame. No,oh, I did that the night before,
and I'm I shouldn't say this becauseI may get in trouble. Actually
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I might as well just say it. Oh my god, what I'm going
to get any email? I knowit? This is again. I don't
say it, then it's okay.No no, no, no, it's
not okay, don't if no,I'll tell you why I did it.
Okay, whisper, just say whisperto me? No, why no,
but I'll tell you why I hadto it makes sense. No. Wait,
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I will put my hands, I'llput my fingers in your mouth.
Are you gonna get in trouble forit? Regardless? No? No,
no. Although somebody saw me walkout and was like, are you okay,
I'm like yeah, I don't care. No, seriously, no,
in your well, no, don'tsay it for once. In your mouth
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You're like, keep your mouth.I'm gonna mute us real quick, allright,
m it, mute it? Okay? Sorrybody still meed is like,
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my okay, I don't think that'sthe big now. I will put my
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fingers in your mouth. I'll wetmy fingers and then put them in the
mouth. Eric, Why do youthink that's such a because yeah, just
tell me. Why is it afire? Yeah? Yeah, you're right
about that. You're right, butit was a money saving, time saving.
No, stop elaborating on it.No, don't think it's that bad.
No, especially in your industry.No, all right, all right,
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Eric, I'll respect your wishes.No, you're probably right, you
know what, because I always saytoo much? Eric does the same thing
every night. What do you mean? No, he does. What do
you mean you do the same thingevery night. We'll think about what you
did and then apply it to Eric. I know he does, totally do
Yeah, thank you for expleating that. Anyway, it was an interesting night,
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but it was so cool when Ilanded and our pilot is this really
awesome woman, and she just wasI just respected her so much. I
just the hangar is beautiful. Iwould not have written on that helicopter.
She is a bad ass, andI trusted her with my life. You
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know what, And when you're upthat high, like when you're focused on
the camera and getting shots and lookingyou don't even think about being like thousands
of feet in the air in thislittle bubble. But it was really really
cool. So that got me thinking, what are some really cool jobs in
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your opinion? And what are likethe worst jobs in your opinion? So
I'll go first. Okay, Ithink the job I did today was one
of the coolest jobs ever because Imean, anybody would just love to have
that experience, and I'm just sograteful to have it, and I hope
I get to do it again.In fact, I do tomorrow. What
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am I saying tomorrow morning, I'mthere again? Are you like switching this
like full time or oh no,they're just training me in case there needs
to be somebody to fill in ifsomebody is you know the main No way.
She's really really good at it andI would never ever ever do that
to someone. But so helicopter trafficphotographer, cool job, I think.
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And I know you're going to arguewith me on this because there's many factors,
but I think a cool job wouldbe an a list actor. That's
what I had. You did,I had an actor. Everyone wants to
be a famous, rich actor,right because the world is your oyster.
Although you can't just go to Walgreensand pick up you know tamps, true,
like you can't pick up you knowhemorry cream. On the plus side,
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you never have to run errands,that's true. And you can go
to anywhere in the world you wantthe best exclusive resorts you have. There's
also like a eighty percent chance everysingle one of your relationships ever will fail
just a second. Being a caregiveris one of the most thankless but wonderful
jobs. It is a very hardjob. Being a caregiver is a yeah,
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I would not. Oh. Well, a lot of people eventually become
one to their parents. I mean, that's just the circle of life.
I know parents, they got anearly grave waiting for them, just came
off. Now that's the eventuality usuallyfor most of most people. I think,
did you see what Matt said whatwe need to do the podcast from
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the helicopter? Oh? Well,I know that is a safety thing.
There's so many precautions that go intoOh Brian already said you wouldn't go up
and one what oh with her?No what he said he was saying,
because the woman the pilot is awoman pilot. I bet she's making it's
a joke. And I also thinkthat being an elephant caretaker, like at
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the Safari part that's was also onmy list, would be just the most
beautiful, rewarding, coolest. Ilove elephants. I don't you know what.
I wouldn't care. I would Oh, it's a mountain. It's a
mountain of goo. Listen, it'sno different than mine. We can look
up, we can sign up for. I would just love to be around
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those big, beautiful So anyway,I think those are my cool jobs.
Bad jobs. Okay, where wasI? I was at a Target in
town. I forgot what area oftown. I have never seen a dirty
or bathroom in my life. Yeah, it would suck to be the person
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that has to clean the bathrooms andin Walmart, TJ Max seven eleven Chevron,
like any of those kind of bathrooms, that would be a horrible job.
Yeah, there usually isn't someone doingthat. That's why it's they're so
nasty. Oh my god. Everysingle stall at this Target full of poop,
full of poop, full of toiletpaper, clogged, clogged, clogged.
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I couldn't even use it. Andit was just it was like dirty
on the ground. There was peaeverywhere. I'm like, what the hell
is going on at this target anyway, I love you target though, just
the one, and then being asewer system inspector having to go through those
big, like giant you know,pipes, that would be awful. Plus
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monsters live down there, I bet, or maybe creatures we have never encountered
because they live amongst the poop.And you remember the movie Mimic. I
do not Derro movie with Mira Servino. That's you two haven't seen Mimic.
No, I'm surprised Brian hasn't seenit if it's Germo del Toro. And
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I think now, I think thatthis job might be a good one for
some, but for me, itwould be horrible to be an elementary school
janitor because guess what gross You'd beputting that shaving corn stuff on puke all
day long, every single you'd beclean. You would not last two minutes
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the first kid that vomited, Ohno, I'd be out done. You
know another job that I don't thinkyou would excel at at all? What
would be an uber driver? Whynot? First time somebody threw up in
your car? Oh? I wouldn'tpick up a drunk person if somebody was
clearly try that's the whole purpose ofuber is to pick up drunk people.
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No, that's like picking people withthe airport. I could do that all
day long. But what if theygot drunk on the plane. There's a
lot of they had been. No, not going to make much money?
Then? Yeah, I know,because I love my Fred liked be kicked
all the time. Oh gosh,that would be the worst. So what
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about you? What? What whatare your three best jobs? Do you
think the best jobs? Well,we were very similar, actor actress,
elephant trainer or animal trainer? Isaid, real estate and a podcaster.
Oh okay, well one of thosejobs you do which is cool and you
really they don't know about that one. That's a rough one. Yeah,
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it's rough, but you can makeyour own hours. And god, you
sell a couple of you'd be goodat it. Fifty million dollar houses or
twenty five million dollar houses. Yourset very difficult. Have you thought about
getting your license? Not ever?Takes a ton of work too. Oh,
I know, just the licensing,but like putting up the open house
signs, it's printing out the thingmyself. It's very competitive. It's suck
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because there's so many anyway, andthen what are your bad jobs. A
proctologist, is that the butt bob? Yeah, okay. A gynecologist,
oh yeah, you would hate that, or a podiatrist. I would not
want to work on anybody's feet orin anybody's mouth, anybody's butt, no,
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oh my gosh. Somebody that wouldhave to pick up and clean a
port at Oh yeah, disgusting.Yeah, they pick them up. In
fact, there was one that wasdropped on the freeway the other day.
I had to report it. Theypick them up, they drain them,
and they suck out the I don'tknow, I don't know. I don't
be the gross I bet I betthey don't have to do much like dirty
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work. I bet it's mostly likebig machines at a distance and like a
at one of those sprayers that aresuper strong. Oh my god. I
would not want to I would notwant to participate in being in politics.
I would not want to be apolitician. Yeah. That has to be
the worst job, because it doesn'tmatter what you do, everybody hates you.
You know, guaranteed to make alot of money because insider trading is
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ripe for the field. Yeah youknow what, I'm rewatching. I just
started again. It was a showIt was one of Netflix's first shows.
Yes, Oh my god, Ilove that show. Wow, I love
that show. And I watched itright after watching the Kevin Spacey documents,
especially good before he was This wasright during the good Kevin Spacey and Robin
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Wright. Oh it's just it stillholds up. It was twenty thirteen when
that came out. Oh, Ilove it. I don't love it all
right, Brian, what about you? What do you think are the best
jobs to have? My top threejobs? Number one film director of course,
yes, job, lots of downsides, but cool job. Two FBI
Behavioral Science Unit, going to bea job like mine hunters. That's originally
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what I went to college for.Really yeah, like the guys, the
mine hunter guys. That's what Iwant to do. And so I realized
that the FBI is also a verysucky job actually, especially if you want
to have a family. Oh yeah. Third best job prostitution Paige A Bang
Oh how right? Sure? You? Of all people? Never, I
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never would. I'm just saying ifthat's if that is, you know,
listen for me. It would bethe worst job. I don't know,
Brian, Probably pay me to leave. You get a call you're a jiggle,
because that's pretty much a male prostituteis called a jigglo. Right.
I thought those were just like mailstrippers, No are you? They're like
esports. Okay, escorts. Soyou're, you know, young, strapping
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young man and you take a calland it's a fifteen hundred dollars gig and
you have to spend the night withthis person and take her out, and
then spend the night with her andthen leave in the morning. Okay,
you get there. She's sixty fiveOkay, and not are you just describing
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yourself sixty five out? No,I was gonna say, not very attractive?
Yeah, all right, keep going, l let's get a little suspicious.
You are absolutely one thousand percent notattracted to this person, but you
have do you have what it takesto fake it? No? That's why
I wouldn't do it. Why doyou think it's a great job. Why
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would it be a great job tobe paid to bang? I know,
Okay, I get it. Iget what you're saying. Every time boom
you get paid to bang. Yeah, it's that's simple, all right.
Now, what about your bad jobs? Also? It would be a male
escort, if anything, so notlike a jigglow somebody. Well you eventually,
it eventually ends in sex. Mostof the time. That's fine,
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as long as I get to choosemy clients. Okay. Also, I
would never do it right right,this is a fantasy. I could probably
get pay. I could probably dothat too. I think we're too old
to be prostitutes. We're not.We look good, we look we may
look good, but we may feelyoung inside, might fall asleep in the
middle of it. But yeah,you're not going to go out at night
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to escort some woman to a party. Oh Like if if they were like,
pick me up at ten pm,I'd be like, oh until eight
o'clock. I only work until seventhirty pm. I would never be a
male ask I've got some moral qualmsof this size. So that's I'm just
saying it. Ideally, is probablya pretty cool job, if as long
as you're not being pimped out.Okay, okay. Worst jobs yes,
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sewage maintenance worker. Oh okay,I also had that. Oh yeah,
also Paris catacomb sewage maintenance worker.Whatever it is, working in the Paris
catacombs. That sounds awful. Haveyou been in the catacombs? It's the
coolest thing in the world. Yeah, but there's also like they reuse some
of it for like their infrastructure too. So imagine you have to do sewage
in the catacombs where there's monsters andstuff. You know that the Vatican locked
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monsters down there. Oh my god, for sure. Okay, deep sea
oil rig worker, Oh yeah,those guys get paid a ton of money,
but they are they're alone on thatplatform way out in the ocean,
covered in oil and mud. Andoh they make a ton of money though,
with a bunch of dudes make aton of money being covered in oil.
Though I don't think our age youmake a ton of money doing anything
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was a matinee. You should checkout my best jobs list. You might
find what you're looking for there.And finally, human resources, Oh that
would be tough. Everyone hates you, oh my god, most time,
and all you have to listen tois people bitch complaining. Yeah, the
complaints hates you. No one likesyou. Well, no you don't.
Not necessarily. You go sometimes tohuman resources for comfort, and you shouldn't
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because human resources is not there toprotect you. If we if we work
together in a company and you youwent to human resources about me, what's
the first thing that you would sayabout me? He touches my boobs too
much, he gropes me, andthe most recent incident was he slipp me
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his tongue when I was not expectingit or it was not welcome and human,
and that just happened. Human resourcessays Laura came. We regret to
inform you we're gonna let you goeffective immediately, let me go if it
is legal to let you go,because your equally is part of the problem.
If they can legally let you go, they will. They will let
him go, not me, No, because then I would they'd come and
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talk to me and I'd say,well, Laura Caine told everybody in our
department that I had a big penis, and you both get fired. Boom,
there we go. Now we're bothout on the street. Great,
and that we'll both have to beprostitutes. Human resources are fairly rarely there
to protect you. Their protect command. They make the good money, right,
Can we better never get a humanresources director for the show? I
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know, well, I think I'mI might be it. I'm not even
constantly human resources. Everybody on theair that I had to well, well,
I'm sorry you're already you've already brokenfat H. If we get HR,
then we ceased to exist. Now. HR would have had your head
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if they saw you the last timeyou were at my house wearing those pants,
those thin like satin pants without underwear. I saw VPL and I was
like, dude, you cannot notwear underwear with those and you've done that
normal time. Pants. They werejust they were thin as thin as can
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be. I saw outline of everything. Eric, You really you need to
not I don't like I know,but there's times when you just need to
just out of the common decency toyour fellow humans have let you go for
looking at ericsener so much. Iput an elephant. I see your cameltoe
all the time, don't he's quietabout that? Let you both go.
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Anyways, HR is not your friend. Everyone hates them. That's a sucky
job. I would not want tobe in customer service either, or a
telemarket all. Oh god, no, yeah, yeah. Customer service would
be very difficult, especially in somethinglike the DMV or anything like that to
people. At least retail would behard to sometimes, Oh why not that
(25:38):
bad? My daughter got a jobworking in retail at this fancy store in
New York. What is it?It's called Aritz. Have you heard there's
one? You two? Okay?It paid like twenty two bucks an hour
start. That's a wage in NewYork. What was like? I was
like, wow, that's great.She called me a about five hours in
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and she's like during a break,She's like, Mom, I cannot stay
here. I want to leave.I want to tell them it's not for
me. And I got to leave. I'm like why. She's like,
all I'm doing is putting clothes fromthe dressing room back and then from the
floor to the dressing room. I'mnot talking to anybody. I'm not interacting
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with anybody. I absolutely hate itand see it for her, it's definitely
no. It's not her first job. But she called again and then she
had her and she had me andher boyfriend both on the line, and
she's like, you, guys,I really I have three hours left.
I can't do it. I cannotgo. Evan, you are going to
(26:47):
finish out the day and then you'regoing to talk to the manager and just
politely say thank you fast. Thisis well, this is just not for
me. I go. You haveyou can't burn ad you have to do
it. You have to do itprofessionally. You committed to this day,
finish out the day. And soshe did. And then she got another
job being a server at this reallycool restaurant. And now she's like in
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heaven. So yeah, anyway,I probably shouldn't say anything about that.
But am I in trouble about thattoo? But anyway, I'm speaking of
trouble. What what do you wantto hear? What happened on Friday?
You were in Vegas? Right?No? Not that, Oh you weren't.
Oh that wasn't that? No?Oh? What what did you get
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mad at? I? Oh,wait, is this another company or mad
at? It's the same company thecar? What? Now I get a
call and I see that it's themcalling, So I pick up the phone,
and you know that the service guywas like as he was calling me,
(27:56):
was like, don't pick up,don't pick up? Sure, because
when I picked up the phone andI said this is Eric, it was
like HI, Like oh, sohe goes, hey, we have some
bad news. By the way,how long has your car been there?
Now? This time over ten months? No, but then you got it
(28:18):
back. But then you brought itback. Oh I had it for two
weeks and now how long has itbeen in the now? Three? Okay?
So he called you all right,and yeah, it's been there three
weeks. So he goes, well, we ran every test on the transmission.
Nothing's coming up, but there's definitelysomething wrong with it. So we're
(28:40):
gonna have to and he said itso fast, We're gonna have to put
another transmission in the car. AndI said, no, you're not doing
that. Sorry, no, Isaid, is it going to be another
like nine to twelve month wait?He goes, yeah, it's on back
order, and I'm all absolutely not. I said, don't touch my car.
And he's like, well, wehave to try and fix it,
okay, And I said, you'renot opening up my car again and potentially
(29:07):
doing something else. And I'm notwaiting another nine to twelve months for my
car when you guys won't even honorthe extended warranty on it, like I'm
not having to pay for it.But I'm like, it's going to be
now almost two years that I'm losingout on on the war. You bought
this car outright, and that's sonot fair. Yeah, so what's the
(29:27):
answer. What did you I'm workingwith the corporate office and an attorney.
Oh boy, well you know what, so this is not this can suck
up bag addicts. Now, well, we're not going to say the company
because God forbid, I mean no, no, my god. So I
(29:48):
was fear. What does the attorneysay, do you have a I mean
you have your keys looking over allthe paperwork? Now and did they does
the company the car company know youhave an attorney? No? Oh okay,
so they're going to get a nicelittle letter here for you. He's
not guaranteed to have acase just becausethey've been paining the acid deal with.
Well no, and it's not it'snot that, but it's like, don't
go on the cheap, just giveme a different car. Like I don't
(30:11):
want this car. I don't feelsafe driving it anymore. It's a Lemon.
Obviously it's two things. Now thatwell, it's the same thing.
That's the same thing. But thenthere's been three recalls on the car,
so like, yeah, I don'tknow what you're I don't know, like
the usually the proper recourses on acar that just keeps Besides, well,
(30:32):
in the in the Lemon law,what I read was if they've made repeated
attempts to fix it and it's notfixed. Then that's and they've made repeated
attempts to fix it and it's notfixed, like, and it's if they
can't do it in a reasonable amountof time. Oh wow, and it's
been. And I was as patientas a saint, like I never put
(30:53):
the screws to them. No,I didn't, And well you know that
I did. Were for I meanit was nine months usually. Yeah,
you were very patient until I pickedup my car and it was damaged along
with everything else. So I waslike, oh boy, but yeah,
we'll see how that goes at leastright now you're getting nicer cars and the
car that's in the shop. No, my car is nice. Yeah,
(31:17):
his car is original cars nice.Then he got a really nice one as
a replacement. But now he doesn'thave a nice one. They gave him
another, what lesser model? Yeah, the one I'm in now sucks.
I was still nice, as niceas his card that he bought Outright,
the nicest one was the one,the first one. Yeah, that was
really cool. Nice the lights andeverything. All Right, you know what
(31:40):
it's time for? What a bigold dose, a big fat dose,
a double D. I'm excited tohear what's going on. Oh yeah,
I have some movie reviews. Ihave a book that I'm reading right now
that is Brian. You love it. Do you like Mad Max? I
(32:04):
do like Mad Max. Did youlike Fury Road? I thought Fiery Road
was one of the greatest movies.You're gonna love this one. So,
first of all, Jennifer Lopez hascanceled her summer tour. Woo suck at
Jennifer Lopez. She's my Jerome's soI was gonna go. I don't and
I don't have a reason to hateher. She just seems like an annoying
(32:27):
person. Well, she is likeone of the most beautiful people in the
world, but she it's and thenher relationship is not helping much because he
has a sour face all the time. Yeah, was it? It had
to be taken sales, she said. In her post to her fan,
she said she needs to spend moretime with her quote children, family,
(32:51):
and close friends. She added thatshe's completely heartsick and devastated, but it
was absolutely necessary. So but thatthey have been cancel sling. Live Nation
has been canceling. I think itcanceled prior to this, where she canceled
all of them. They had canceledI think seven or eight. She was
supposed to start at the end ofthis month, like in Orlando or something.
(33:12):
So she went through all the rehearsals. They've had everything down. They
must have had Oh that sucks.Yeah, and she's a great performer.
So for I think people are justit's just oversaturation, you know what.
I appreciate her as a performer.I think that she's out beautiful and probably
an okay person. But you knowwhat, I wouldn't if you said,
(33:36):
Hey, I have Jennifer Lopez tickets, you want to go with me,
I'd be like, I'd rather stayhome. And it's just chill. I
don't even know she's an okay person. I mean, I don't know,
she said. Honestly, for allthe rumors, she sounded like she's a
massive pain in the bud, bigdiva. Huh. Yeah. Well,
and they always not always say,but people have said, you know,
(33:58):
they're an next for a reason.There's there's a reason that you broke up.
So is it Do you think it'sa bend thing too? Are they
going to are they getting divorced?Is that is that real? Is that
a rumor still are they together?Who knows if that's something to just tran
spark ticket sales or whatever. Rightright right? A fan issuing Madonna because
her show was too sexy. Aclass action lawsuit has been filed against Madonna
(34:22):
for, among other things, exposingfans to pornography without warning on her current
tour. But doesn't Madonna's name anda ticket warn you that there's going to
be porn? I have seen Madonna, with the exception of this tour.
I have seen her every single tourshe's ever done, and it's not that
there's it's not I don't know whatthe video was. I am sure that
(34:46):
it wasn't like hardcore porn. Itwas girls naked doing things to each other.
I think that on stage. Butthat I mean, that's what I
see you should be getting involved with. That's actually what happened. Well,
first of all, it was probablyone of those what do you expect that
kind of Yeah, there's got limits, yes, but you know what it
(35:07):
was. It's probably one of thoselittle vignettes that they do in the background
while she's singing, or while she'soff stage changing or whatever. You know
how they'll have dancers come out anddance, or they'll have like a little
movie on screen. Yes, it'sprobably something where her part of her entourage
did some sexy little black and whitemovie. I think if you listen,
(35:36):
going to a Madonna concert is likegoing to see a comedian and then you're
piss that there's foul language. Right, it's you kind of know what you're
getting into. Madonna's sold sex herentire career, so to go and then
be horrified that there's like boobs orwhatever, or girls kissing each other or
whatever, yeah, come on.I don't know there is upper limits to
(35:57):
that, though. I would saypoorness probably, but it depends on what
shely, what she was showing there. I'm sure that it was not like
you see it. The ticket priceswere ridiculous and I was not waiting,
willing to wait three hours for herto come on. Oh yeah, there's
that. And then the date ofthe tour that I could go to.
(36:17):
The closest was l A and itdidn't fall on a night where I could
go. I had something going on. I think I was out of town.
So but I thought, and it'sbeen rumored on every tour that she
won't allow the AC to go soI was why was it interfered with her
(36:38):
voice? The aheah, great,So she's three hours late, super hot,
there's a bunch of porns. Iwould have been I would have I
would have been pissed. I know, if you had three hours, you
would have called Live Nation. Iwould have I would have got Madonna's number
and called her myself. Yeah,had been all a what's up? But
(37:00):
you know, I mean, she'sbeen sued a lot on this tour.
She was suited really because she wasso late in New York. That's right.
People were late missed. Oh andthey had to pay more for babysitters.
They Yes, that's kind of fair. Yeah, so this will probably
be her last to her who knowsthe who knows? She's sixty five.
(37:22):
I think somebody told me they're goingto go see the Rolling Stones. I'm
like, the Rolling Stones are touringagain. I don't think they ever stopped.
This has got to be the lasttime. It needs to be.
I mean for them being held upby like stretchers. Well not mag Jagger.
He's like still wiggling around like crazyin the seventies. Yes, it's
(37:44):
pretty awesome, but whoa, I'mseeing kg elf in July Oh where they
plays oh really well sorry and thestsu Via House arena. So oh okay?
Oh yeah, okay. Do youthink Lennon Kravts is hot one?
I do too. Do you knowthat he has been celibate for nine years
(38:05):
and will remain so until he meetsthe right woman. Good for him,
he says. He says it's aspiritual thing, and he didn't like the
player he became after his marriage toLisa Bune. I'm spiritual. I've been
different type of spiritual, and that'sGod's If the two of you have gotten
together, Oh my god, thewhole house would probably fall down. I'd
be too nervous, I'd be adork. He'd think I was totally nerdy
(38:27):
and stupid. No, you wouldn't. I would. He's like, dang,
it's like sandpaper. Hey, stoptalking about my private part. Oh
my god, Brian, this isfor you, okay. An animated Minecraft
series. The series is in thework works at Netflix. No word on
when it'll come out. It's anoriginal story with new characters. It is
the best selling video game of alltime, one hundred million copies sold.
(38:52):
I have no idea what it is, Okay, Minecraft is something my son
was obsessed with. You're the sameage as my son. Now. He
loves loved Minecraft. He loved it, and so I thought you'd be excited
to hear that story. Did youlove it? When I was younger?
I did love Minecraft? Yeah,that was a long time ago. There,
very long time. I could notcare less what they do with it
(39:14):
now, I know, but yeah, I know, I don't care.
But it's cool. It's neat.You make your own little houses, you
you grow food, you raise animals. You sometimes can kill the animals for
food. Sounds like he's required.It's just is a really cool little game.
I mean, if you're gonna,if you're gonna let your kids play
(39:34):
video games, it's Minecraft. It'sthe best selling game of all time.
That's yeah, three hundred million copiessold. Wow, Brian, this is
also for you. Okay. Thebook I was talking about it is awesome.
It's called Blood, Sweat, andChrome, The Wild and True Story
of mad Max fury Road. I'veheard about that one. It is amazing.
(39:55):
So I watched Fury Road the nightbefore last because I loved that movie.
Okay, wait, time out ismad Max the one that was originally
in Okay. Fury Wroad is theone with Tom Hardy and Charlie is their
own and they hated each other onthe film. So good though. A
(40:15):
good movies is this one we weretalking about the other day where they're they're
swinging back and forth on those wires. It's a truly incredible movie. Incredible.
So this is the story of themaking of the movie. Yes,
oh, okay, it took liketwenty years to make. Yeah, and
how it got derailed over and overagain and it almost didn't get made.
It was it was great. Didyou finish the Barber Straison book. No,
(40:36):
it's so long it yes, it'slike War and Peace. It's soired.
It's like so many paid forty likeyou said, forty eight hours worth
of listening. Yes. Wait,have you seen Furiosa yet? No?
Okay, I saw it. I'lltalk about Okay, I'm going next week.
You did see it? Yeah,okay, I'll talk about Thursday.
Okay, Yeah, I'm going tosee it next week. Okay. Two
(40:59):
movies that I want watched, Ohmy god on uh one is on HBO
Max and one is on Hulu.The one on Hulu is the first omen
Okay, that was supposedly one ofthe scariest movies ever made. This remake
or the is it like brand brandnew? Yes, Oh, I don't
(41:22):
have Hulu. Not so great.This is the reason I didn't think it
was gonna be good. This isthe reason that I don't like vaginas right
there, that's what I think.It is a big like like a black
clad hand coming out of a woman'sin the movie. Yes, and this
(41:44):
is probably why it was the mosthorrifying film ever. Is it like a
straight up like, oh, I'llshow it to you out. Yeah,
and then the nun that is witnessingit faints and I was like I would
have beat it to the punch.Okay, So no, you didn't like
it. I didn't like it.It wasn't great. Everybody, everybody,
everybody, get on HBO Max tonightand watch The Great Lilian Hall. It's
(42:14):
with Jessica Lang, Kathy Bates,Pierce Brosnan. It is probably one of
the best movies I've seen in thelast twenty years. Drama, comedy,
romantic. Okay, So it's aboutIt's a true story about a woman that
(42:34):
is from the theater, very wellknown actress. Her name, the last
name is Hall. I think it'sMiriam Hall, but the movie it's Lillian
Hall. And she finds out thatduring the pre production of this play where
(42:57):
everyone is counting on her, theonly reason people are they made it was
that they were producing this play wasbecause of her star power. It was
for the Cherry Orchard, which isa check off play, and it's well,
it's about a Russian immigrant who hasto sell their home to pay.
(43:22):
You have to watch it tonight,Yes, you do. No, But
if I'm I'm a huge Jessica Langfan, I know I really like her
too, and this was I wasin tears by the end of it.
So she finds out that she hasa very rare form of dementia while she's
in the middle of rehearsing for thisplay and the lengths she goes to keep
(43:47):
the production going and it was heartbreakingand it was so she doesn't get an
Oscar nomination for this. I needto ask you a question real quick.
Yeah, on the next show,Oh you are you want to tease it?
I can ye tease it because we'regoing to lock out of this.
(44:09):
If you're done with your dirt,we'll tease it for the next show.
Yes, but everybody go see it. It was on HBO. I'm going
to do that. Why are youtoo? You're a director, you you
would appreciate the acting in this.That's not what I would direct. But
(44:34):
it both of you just is thatour homework. We have to see it.
You have to see it. SometimesI don't do it. I love
you, Eric, I love youwith all my heart and soul. However,
sometimes your movie recommendations fall flat.You would love this. I bet
it's a good movie. I justalso bet it's not my type of movie.
(44:55):
You too, are impossible. Okay, So coming up on the next
show, we're going to play aroundda da da da. What's your price?
Oh? And I have a presentfor you to end the show.
What It's something I've found in myfriends, in my friend's stuff that was
(45:16):
helping her go through stuff to putinto her garage. Is is it something
I get to keep? Yes,you may keep it. I pulled it
just for you. Oh my god. Should I close my eyes? Yes?
Oh? Can I? Okay,close your eyes? Take off your
headphones? Oh? Is it ahat? Nod your head? There we
(45:38):
go. Oh my god, thisis the most amazing thing, the craziest
looking thing. I'm like, whydid you buy that? Amazing? I'm
like, Eric's gonna love this isincredible, So get ready for next episode.
I'm sure he's going to be wearingit. I will I look like
(45:58):
Willie Nelson. No, you looklike a like a I don't know you're
from. I look like Willie Nelson. Look at me, look like you
have a really really horrible mullet thatyou I raided. I look just like
Willie Nelson. Hare, I'll fixit for you for the next show.
There we go, okay, gosh, and then Brian has a wild card
(46:19):
and we have a lot of funstuff coming up on Thursday, so make
sure you're listening. Thank you somuch for watching on YouTube, and thank
you so much for watching on Instagram. I saw that somebody bought a badge.
I really appreciate that. Thank you. That's so nice. We appreciate
it so much. Yes, wedo. Thank you so much for catching
our show, and we'll be backon Thursday. Hey, do you have
(46:40):
a little like outfit that looks likeI hopped off a box of Swiss mess
Yes. As a matter of fact, we'll get you all dolled up.
Wow. He loves to dress upin my clothes. You do you kind
of do? This is particularly crazyhappy almost speaking of did you hear adele
(47:04):
go off on the guy? Idid, even though it was amazing.
Didn't he say something that she wastalking about? He said something? He
did say something? Oh he did? You can hear it? Oh no,
she was saying something about pride andhe goes, pride sucks and she
went off on this guy. Goodfor her. I mean I can't even
repeat what she said to him,but she went off. Oh good,
(47:27):
Yeah, you'd be like pride,like agreed, boring. I can't take
it. It's too hot. Idon't look at all people. Oh god,
crowds anyway, you know what,what love your podcast? I love
you. Thank you for my gift. You're very welcome. Teeth. No,
(47:52):
okay, thank you. If youdid, i'd look it off for
you. Oh god, you almostdid earlier. You No, just you
like you know, come on,don't do that. Don't stick your tongue
in my mouth when you're when we'reliving together in our old age and when
you're unconscious. I'm just gonna I'mprobably gonna want to like like do you
(48:14):
and stuff, because I'm going tobe like oh, you're gonna be like
some horny old lady. God youknow what, you probably will let me
when we're that what who cares atthat point? Yeah? All right,
please let's just end. It's justlike just say goodbye goodbye Gracy. No
oh, do you know that termgoodbye Gracie from like anciently, like one
(48:38):
hundred years ago, was from theGeorge Burns Grace. Yeah. Yeah,
okay, let's let's like aige ourselvesa little bit more. Just lock out.
Please, love your podcast, loveyou my sweet babies. Bye,
thank you. Why
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Welcome to Loracane after Dark. I'mLaura Kane. Hey, you guys,
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you've had to talk this person intocoming on? Well, because this person
has a captivating story. They donot do podcasts, but they're doing ours
on the phone or yes, okay, that's fine. Do it screen to
(01:10):
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well that sounds fancy. I thinkwe actually have it set up here.
But okay, that's awesome. Yes, what a story. Yeah, it
kind of ties into another story that'sout there right it does. Okay,
so all right, keep this updated. I'll tell you yeah, okay,
(01:33):
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hell yeah, that kicked ass.That was so freaking awesome. Like
(01:56):
when was the last time you likegot off work and were like yeah,
today, I know, but Idid, and it was and I so
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(02:17):
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dot com. We gotta get you, I know, right. Okay,
So today, Harry, I'm Terry. Yesterday sorry, oh not yesterday.
Yesterday was Sunday. God, youknow what, being a fill in person
it's jacking me up because my scheduleis different every single week and I don't
(04:57):
know half the time what day itis. But anyway, I worked last
night, I worked this morning,but this morning I was training to become
a helicopter photographer traffic photographer. Now, I've been in a helicopter once before
when I went to New York,and it was really cool. At first,
(05:20):
it was overcast, so you can'tlaunch when it's overcast in a helicopter.
But there was like some protests goingon at UCSD and all the TV
stations. Yeah, or it wasjust starting because I worked at five in
the morning, five to twelve,so it was just starting. So the
TV stations wanted us to fly over, and we got clearance and whatever.
(05:40):
So there we go into the helicopterand seeing San Diego from a helicopter because
it's like a bubble, you know, it is the coolest thing. It
was beautiful. Our city is sobeautiful. I saw like San Diego States,
Dragon Stadium, you know, thefifty two, everybody driving on the
(06:02):
fifteen, all the freeways, andthen we get to the ocean. Then
you see downtown. Then we madethe turn to UCSD and we could see,
you know the library that oh yeah, do oh, the beautiful library.
And then people were starting to setup and so I'm learning how to
work the camera. I mean,it's very intricate. It's it's not easy.
(06:23):
There's a lot of moving parts,and it was so I was watching
the woman that does it now.And then we landed and so we were
waiting for our next assignment and thenbody recovery, Sunset Cliffs, all the
news stations we need video. I'mlike, and she goes, okay,
it's your turn. Oh this wasyour dream. Well well no, I
(06:46):
mean well, I mean I feelhorrible that somebody was recovered from Sunset Cliffs.
But I'm like, all right,this is my shot. So we
get up and we get We're rightby the ocean, and you know,
it's so beautiful and the sun wasstarting to come out. It was such
a pretty day. It was startingto become one. And and then you
see all the authorities and the firetrucks and and then the cliff and what
(07:15):
you're not supposed to show, whichmost people don't want to see on TV,
is the tarp. Oh you knowwhat I'm saying, Well, what
happens right away? Zoom in byaccident tarp? There it is, no
but I assumed out real quick.I mean, we always have to assume
that we're live. We're just likealways just and it's like steadying the camera
and like, this is the coolestjob I think I've ever done in my
(07:42):
life. This isn't for radio,then this is for TV. Well,
it's the same company, but wealso have a helicopter, but the helicopter
is mainly for TV station footage.We're gonna need you to hand back your
radio Hall of Fame. No,oh, I did that the night before,
and I'm I shouldn't say this becauseI may get in trouble. Actually
(08:03):
I might as well just say it. Oh my god, what I'm going
to get any email? I knowit? This is again. I don't
say it, then it's okay.No no, no, no, it's
not okay, don't if no,I'll tell you why I did it.
Okay, whisper, just say whisperto me? No, why no,
but I'll tell you why I hadto it makes sense. No. Wait,
(08:28):
I will put my hands, I'llput my fingers in your mouth.
Are you gonna get in trouble forit? Regardless? No? No,
no. Although somebody saw me walkout and was like, are you okay,
I'm like yeah, I don't care. No, seriously, no,
in your well, no, don'tsay it for once. In your mouth
(08:50):
You're like, keep your mouth.I'm gonna mute us real quick, allright,
m it, mute it? Okay? Sorrybody still meed is like,
(09:15):
my okay, I don't think that'sthe big now. I will put my
(09:41):
fingers in your mouth. I'll wetmy fingers and then put them in the
mouth. Eric, Why do youthink that's such a because yeah, just
tell me. Why is it afire? Yeah? Yeah, you're right
about that. You're right, butit was a money saving, time saving.
No, stop elaborating on it.No, don't think it's that bad.
No, especially in your industry.No, all right, all right,
(10:05):
Eric, I'll respect your wishes.No, you're probably right, you
know what, because I always saytoo much? Eric does the same thing
every night. What do you mean? No, he does. What do
you mean you do the same thingevery night. We'll think about what you
did and then apply it to Eric. I know he does, totally do
Yeah, thank you for expleating that. Anyway, it was an interesting night,
(10:30):
but it was so cool when Ilanded and our pilot is this really
awesome woman, and she just wasI just respected her so much. I
just the hangar is beautiful. Iwould not have written on that helicopter.
She is a bad ass, andI trusted her with my life. You
(10:50):
know what, And when you're upthat high, like when you're focused on
the camera and getting shots and lookingyou don't even think about being like thousands
of feet in the air in thislittle bubble. But it was really really
cool. So that got me thinking, what are some really cool jobs in
(11:11):
your opinion? And what are likethe worst jobs in your opinion? So
I'll go first. Okay, Ithink the job I did today was one
of the coolest jobs ever because Imean, anybody would just love to have
that experience, and I'm just sograteful to have it, and I hope
I get to do it again.In fact, I do tomorrow. What
(11:33):
am I saying tomorrow morning, I'mthere again? Are you like switching this
like full time or oh no,they're just training me in case there needs
to be somebody to fill in ifsomebody is you know the main No way.
She's really really good at it andI would never ever ever do that
to someone. But so helicopter trafficphotographer, cool job, I think.
(12:00):
And I know you're going to arguewith me on this because there's many factors,
but I think a cool job wouldbe an a list actor. That's
what I had. You did,I had an actor. Everyone wants to
be a famous, rich actor,right because the world is your oyster.
Although you can't just go to Walgreensand pick up you know tamps, true,
like you can't pick up you knowhemorry cream. On the plus side,
(12:24):
you never have to run errands,that's true. And you can go
to anywhere in the world you wantthe best exclusive resorts you have. There's
also like a eighty percent chance everysingle one of your relationships ever will fail
just a second. Being a caregiveris one of the most thankless but wonderful
jobs. It is a very hardjob. Being a caregiver is a yeah,
(12:46):
I would not. Oh. Well, a lot of people eventually become
one to their parents. I mean, that's just the circle of life.
I know parents, they got anearly grave waiting for them, just came
off. Now that's the eventuality usuallyfor most of most people. I think,
did you see what Matt said whatwe need to do the podcast from
(13:09):
the helicopter? Oh? Well,I know that is a safety thing.
There's so many precautions that go intoOh Brian already said you wouldn't go up
and one what oh with her?No what he said he was saying,
because the woman the pilot is awoman pilot. I bet she's making it's
a joke. And I also thinkthat being an elephant caretaker, like at
(13:33):
the Safari part that's was also onmy list, would be just the most
beautiful, rewarding, coolest. Ilove elephants. I don't you know what.
I wouldn't care. I would Oh, it's a mountain. It's a
mountain of goo. Listen, it'sno different than mine. We can look
up, we can sign up for. I would just love to be around
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those big, beautiful So anyway,I think those are my cool jobs.
Bad jobs. Okay, where wasI? I was at a Target in
town. I forgot what area oftown. I have never seen a dirty
or bathroom in my life. Yeah, it would suck to be the person
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that has to clean the bathrooms andin Walmart, TJ Max seven eleven Chevron,
like any of those kind of bathrooms, that would be a horrible job.
Yeah, there usually isn't someone doingthat. That's why it's they're so
nasty. Oh my god. Everysingle stall at this Target full of poop,
full of poop, full of toiletpaper, clogged, clogged, clogged.
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I couldn't even use it. Andit was just it was like dirty
on the ground. There was peaeverywhere. I'm like, what the hell
is going on at this target anyway, I love you target though, just
the one, and then being asewer system inspector having to go through those
big, like giant you know,pipes, that would be awful. Plus
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monsters live down there, I bet, or maybe creatures we have never encountered
because they live amongst the poop.And you remember the movie Mimic. I
do not Derro movie with Mira Servino. That's you two haven't seen Mimic.
No, I'm surprised Brian hasn't seenit if it's Germo del Toro. And
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I think now, I think thatthis job might be a good one for
some, but for me, itwould be horrible to be an elementary school
janitor because guess what gross You'd beputting that shaving corn stuff on puke all
day long, every single you'd beclean. You would not last two minutes
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the first kid that vomited, Ohno, I'd be out done. You
know another job that I don't thinkyou would excel at at all? What
would be an uber driver? Whynot? First time somebody threw up in
your car? Oh? I wouldn'tpick up a drunk person if somebody was
clearly try that's the whole purpose ofuber is to pick up drunk people.
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No, that's like picking people withthe airport. I could do that all
day long. But what if theygot drunk on the plane. There's a
lot of they had been. No, not going to make much money?
Then? Yeah, I know,because I love my Fred liked be kicked
all the time. Oh gosh,that would be the worst. So what
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about you? What? What whatare your three best jobs? Do you
think the best jobs? Well,we were very similar, actor actress,
elephant trainer or animal trainer? Isaid, real estate and a podcaster.
Oh okay, well one of thosejobs you do which is cool and you
really they don't know about that one. That's a rough one. Yeah,
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it's rough, but you can makeyour own hours. And god, you
sell a couple of you'd be goodat it. Fifty million dollar houses or
twenty five million dollar houses. Yourset very difficult. Have you thought about
getting your license? Not ever?Takes a ton of work too. Oh,
I know, just the licensing,but like putting up the open house
signs, it's printing out the thingmyself. It's very competitive. It's suck
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because there's so many anyway, andthen what are your bad jobs. A
proctologist, is that the butt bob? Yeah, okay. A gynecologist,
oh yeah, you would hate that, or a podiatrist. I would not
want to work on anybody's feet orin anybody's mouth, anybody's butt, no,
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oh my gosh. Somebody that wouldhave to pick up and clean a
port at Oh yeah, disgusting.Yeah, they pick them up. In
fact, there was one that wasdropped on the freeway the other day.
I had to report it. Theypick them up, they drain them,
and they suck out the I don'tknow, I don't know. I don't
be the gross I bet I betthey don't have to do much like dirty
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work. I bet it's mostly likebig machines at a distance and like a
at one of those sprayers that aresuper strong. Oh my god. I
would not want to I would notwant to participate in being in politics.
I would not want to be apolitician. Yeah. That has to be
the worst job, because it doesn'tmatter what you do, everybody hates you.
You know, guaranteed to make alot of money because insider trading is
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ripe for the field. Yeah youknow what, I'm rewatching. I just
started again. It was a showIt was one of Netflix's first shows.
Yes, Oh my god, Ilove that show. Wow, I love
that show. And I watched itright after watching the Kevin Spacey documents,
especially good before he was This wasright during the good Kevin Spacey and Robin
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Wright. Oh it's just it stillholds up. It was twenty thirteen when
that came out. Oh, Ilove it. I don't love it all
right, Brian, what about you? What do you think are the best
jobs to have? My top threejobs? Number one film director of course,
yes, job, lots of downsides, but cool job. Two FBI
Behavioral Science Unit, going to bea job like mine hunters. That's originally
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what I went to college for.Really yeah, like the guys, the
mine hunter guys. That's what Iwant to do. And so I realized
that the FBI is also a verysucky job actually, especially if you want
to have a family. Oh yeah. Third best job prostitution Paige A Bang
Oh how right? Sure? You? Of all people? Never, I
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never would. I'm just saying ifthat's if that is, you know,
listen for me. It would bethe worst job. I don't know,
Brian, Probably pay me to leave. You get a call you're a jiggle,
because that's pretty much a male prostituteis called a jigglo. Right.
I thought those were just like mailstrippers, No are you? They're like
esports. Okay, escorts. Soyou're, you know, young, strapping
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young man and you take a calland it's a fifteen hundred dollars gig and
you have to spend the night withthis person and take her out, and
then spend the night with her andthen leave in the morning. Okay,
you get there. She's sixty fiveOkay, and not are you just describing
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yourself sixty five out? No,I was gonna say, not very attractive?
Yeah, all right, keep going, l let's get a little suspicious.
You are absolutely one thousand percent notattracted to this person, but you
have do you have what it takesto fake it? No? That's why
I wouldn't do it. Why doyou think it's a great job. Why
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would it be a great job tobe paid to bang? I know,
Okay, I get it. Iget what you're saying. Every time boom
you get paid to bang. Yeah, it's that's simple, all right.
Now, what about your bad jobs? Also? It would be a male
escort, if anything, so notlike a jigglow somebody. Well you eventually,
it eventually ends in sex. Mostof the time. That's fine,
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as long as I get to choosemy clients. Okay. Also, I
would never do it right right,this is a fantasy. I could probably
get pay. I could probably dothat too. I think we're too old
to be prostitutes. We're not.We look good, we look we may
look good, but we may feelyoung inside, might fall asleep in the
middle of it. But yeah,you're not going to go out at night
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to escort some woman to a party. Oh Like if if they were like,
pick me up at ten pm,I'd be like, oh until eight
o'clock. I only work until seventhirty pm. I would never be a
male ask I've got some moral qualmsof this size. So that's I'm just
saying it. Ideally, is probablya pretty cool job, if as long
as you're not being pimped out.Okay, okay. Worst jobs yes,
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sewage maintenance worker. Oh okay,I also had that. Oh yeah,
also Paris catacomb sewage maintenance worker.Whatever it is, working in the Paris
catacombs. That sounds awful. Haveyou been in the catacombs? It's the
coolest thing in the world. Yeah, but there's also like they reuse some
of it for like their infrastructure too. So imagine you have to do sewage
in the catacombs where there's monsters andstuff. You know that the Vatican locked
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monsters down there. Oh my god, for sure. Okay, deep sea
oil rig worker, Oh yeah,those guys get paid a ton of money,
but they are they're alone on thatplatform way out in the ocean,
covered in oil and mud. Andoh they make a ton of money though,
with a bunch of dudes make aton of money being covered in oil.
Though I don't think our age youmake a ton of money doing anything
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was a matinee. You should checkout my best jobs list. You might
find what you're looking for there.And finally, human resources, Oh that
would be tough. Everyone hates you, oh my god, most time,
and all you have to listen tois people bitch complaining. Yeah, the
complaints hates you. No one likesyou. Well, no you don't.
Not necessarily. You go sometimes tohuman resources for comfort, and you shouldn't
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because human resources is not there toprotect you. If we if we work
together in a company and you youwent to human resources about me, what's
the first thing that you would sayabout me? He touches my boobs too
much, he gropes me, andthe most recent incident was he slipp me
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his tongue when I was not expectingit or it was not welcome and human,
and that just happened. Human resourcessays Laura came. We regret to
inform you we're gonna let you goeffective immediately, let me go if it
is legal to let you go,because your equally is part of the problem.
If they can legally let you go, they will. They will let
him go, not me, No, because then I would they'd come and
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talk to me and I'd say,well, Laura Caine told everybody in our
department that I had a big penis, and you both get fired. Boom,
there we go. Now we're bothout on the street. Great,
and that we'll both have to beprostitutes. Human resources are fairly rarely there
to protect you. Their protect command. They make the good money, right,
Can we better never get a humanresources director for the show? I
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know, well, I think I'mI might be it. I'm not even
constantly human resources. Everybody on theair that I had to well, well,
I'm sorry you're already you've already brokenfat H. If we get HR,
then we ceased to exist. Now. HR would have had your head
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if they saw you the last timeyou were at my house wearing those pants,
those thin like satin pants without underwear. I saw VPL and I was
like, dude, you cannot notwear underwear with those and you've done that
normal time. Pants. They werejust they were thin as thin as can
(24:52):
be. I saw outline of everything. Eric, You really you need to
not I don't like I know,but there's times when you just need to
just out of the common decency toyour fellow humans have let you go for
looking at ericsener so much. Iput an elephant. I see your cameltoe
all the time, don't he's quietabout that? Let you both go.
(25:17):
Anyways, HR is not your friend. Everyone hates them. That's a sucky
job. I would not want tobe in customer service either, or a
telemarket all. Oh god, no, yeah, yeah. Customer service would
be very difficult, especially in somethinglike the DMV or anything like that to
people. At least retail would behard to sometimes, Oh why not that
(25:38):
bad? My daughter got a jobworking in retail at this fancy store in
New York. What is it?It's called Aritz. Have you heard there's
one? You two? Okay?It paid like twenty two bucks an hour
start. That's a wage in NewYork. What was like? I was
like, wow, that's great.She called me a about five hours in
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and she's like during a break,She's like, Mom, I cannot stay
here. I want to leave.I want to tell them it's not for
me. And I got to leave. I'm like why. She's like,
all I'm doing is putting clothes fromthe dressing room back and then from the
floor to the dressing room. I'mnot talking to anybody. I'm not interacting
(26:23):
with anybody. I absolutely hate itand see it for her, it's definitely
no. It's not her first job. But she called again and then she
had her and she had me andher boyfriend both on the line, and
she's like, you, guys,I really I have three hours left.
I can't do it. I cannotgo. Evan, you are going to
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finish out the day and then you'regoing to talk to the manager and just
politely say thank you fast. Thisis well, this is just not for
me. I go. You haveyou can't burn ad you have to do
it. You have to do itprofessionally. You committed to this day,
finish out the day. And soshe did. And then she got another
job being a server at this reallycool restaurant. And now she's like in
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heaven. So yeah, anyway,I probably shouldn't say anything about that.
But am I in trouble about thattoo? But anyway, I'm speaking of
trouble. What what do you wantto hear? What happened on Friday?
You were in Vegas? Right?No? Not that, Oh you weren't.
Oh that wasn't that? No?Oh? What what did you get
(27:34):
mad at? I? Oh,wait, is this another company or mad
at? It's the same company thecar? What? Now I get a
call and I see that it's themcalling, So I pick up the phone,
and you know that the service guywas like as he was calling me,
(27:56):
was like, don't pick up,don't pick up? Sure, because
when I picked up the phone andI said this is Eric, it was
like HI, Like oh, sohe goes, hey, we have some
bad news. By the way,how long has your car been there?
Now? This time over ten months? No, but then you got it
(28:18):
back. But then you brought itback. Oh I had it for two
weeks and now how long has itbeen in the now? Three? Okay?
So he called you all right,and yeah, it's been there three
weeks. So he goes, well, we ran every test on the transmission.
Nothing's coming up, but there's definitelysomething wrong with it. So we're
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gonna have to and he said itso fast, We're gonna have to put
another transmission in the car. AndI said, no, you're not doing
that. Sorry, no, Isaid, is it going to be another
like nine to twelve month wait?He goes, yeah, it's on back
order, and I'm all absolutely not. I said, don't touch my car.
And he's like, well, wehave to try and fix it,
okay, And I said, you'renot opening up my car again and potentially
(29:07):
doing something else. And I'm notwaiting another nine to twelve months for my
car when you guys won't even honorthe extended warranty on it, like I'm
not having to pay for it.But I'm like, it's going to be
now almost two years that I'm losingout on on the war. You bought
this car outright, and that's sonot fair. Yeah, so what's the
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answer. What did you I'm workingwith the corporate office and an attorney.
Oh boy, well you know what, so this is not this can suck
up bag addicts. Now, well, we're not going to say the company
because God forbid, I mean no, no, my god. So I
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was fear. What does the attorneysay, do you have a I mean
you have your keys looking over allthe paperwork? Now and did they does
the company the car company know youhave an attorney? No? Oh okay,
so they're going to get a nicelittle letter here for you. He's
not guaranteed to have acase just becausethey've been paining the acid deal with.
Well no, and it's not it'snot that, but it's like, don't
go on the cheap, just giveme a different car. Like I don't
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want this car. I don't feelsafe driving it anymore. It's a Lemon.
Obviously it's two things. Now thatwell, it's the same thing.
That's the same thing. But thenthere's been three recalls on the car,
so like, yeah, I don'tknow what you're I don't know, like
the usually the proper recourses on acar that just keeps Besides, well,
(30:32):
in the in the Lemon law,what I read was if they've made repeated
attempts to fix it and it's notfixed. Then that's and they've made repeated
attempts to fix it and it's notfixed, like, and it's if they
can't do it in a reasonable amountof time. Oh wow, and it's
been. And I was as patientas a saint, like I never put
(30:53):
the screws to them. No,I didn't, And well you know that
I did. Were for I meanit was nine months usually. Yeah,
you were very patient until I pickedup my car and it was damaged along
with everything else. So I waslike, oh boy, but yeah,
we'll see how that goes at leastright now you're getting nicer cars and the
car that's in the shop. No, my car is nice. Yeah,
(31:17):
his car is original cars nice.Then he got a really nice one as
a replacement. But now he doesn'thave a nice one. They gave him
another, what lesser model? Yeah, the one I'm in now sucks.
I was still nice, as niceas his card that he bought Outright,
the nicest one was the one,the first one. Yeah, that was
really cool. Nice the lights andeverything. All Right, you know what
(31:40):
it's time for? What a bigold dose, a big fat dose,
a double D. I'm excited tohear what's going on. Oh yeah,
I have some movie reviews. Ihave a book that I'm reading right now
that is Brian. You love it. Do you like Mad Max? I
(32:04):
do like Mad Max. Did youlike Fury Road? I thought Fiery Road
was one of the greatest movies.You're gonna love this one. So,
first of all, Jennifer Lopez hascanceled her summer tour. Woo suck at
Jennifer Lopez. She's my Jerome's soI was gonna go. I don't and
I don't have a reason to hateher. She just seems like an annoying
(32:27):
person. Well, she is likeone of the most beautiful people in the
world, but she it's and thenher relationship is not helping much because he
has a sour face all the time. Yeah, was it? It had
to be taken sales, she said. In her post to her fan,
she said she needs to spend moretime with her quote children, family,
(32:51):
and close friends. She added thatshe's completely heartsick and devastated, but it
was absolutely necessary. So but thatthey have been cancel sling. Live Nation
has been canceling. I think itcanceled prior to this, where she canceled
all of them. They had canceledI think seven or eight. She was
supposed to start at the end ofthis month, like in Orlando or something.
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So she went through all the rehearsals. They've had everything down. They
must have had Oh that sucks.Yeah, and she's a great performer.
So for I think people are justit's just oversaturation, you know what.
I appreciate her as a performer.I think that she's out beautiful and probably
an okay person. But you knowwhat, I wouldn't if you said,
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Hey, I have Jennifer Lopez tickets, you want to go with me,
I'd be like, I'd rather stayhome. And it's just chill. I
don't even know she's an okay person. I mean, I don't know,
she said. Honestly, for allthe rumors, she sounded like she's a
massive pain in the bud, bigdiva. Huh. Yeah. Well,
and they always not always say,but people have said, you know,
(33:58):
they're an next for a reason.There's there's a reason that you broke up.
So is it Do you think it'sa bend thing too? Are they
going to are they getting divorced?Is that is that real? Is that
a rumor still are they together?Who knows if that's something to just tran
spark ticket sales or whatever. Rightright right? A fan issuing Madonna because
her show was too sexy. Aclass action lawsuit has been filed against Madonna
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for, among other things, exposingfans to pornography without warning on her current
tour. But doesn't Madonna's name anda ticket warn you that there's going to
be porn? I have seen Madonna, with the exception of this tour.
I have seen her every single tourshe's ever done, and it's not that
there's it's not I don't know whatthe video was. I am sure that
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it wasn't like hardcore porn. Itwas girls naked doing things to each other.
I think that on stage. Butthat I mean, that's what I
see you should be getting involved with. That's actually what happened. Well,
first of all, it was probablyone of those what do you expect that
kind of Yeah, there's got limits, yes, but you know what it
(35:07):
was. It's probably one of thoselittle vignettes that they do in the background
while she's singing, or while she'soff stage changing or whatever. You know
how they'll have dancers come out anddance, or they'll have like a little
movie on screen. Yes, it'sprobably something where her part of her entourage
did some sexy little black and whitemovie. I think if you listen,
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going to a Madonna concert is likegoing to see a comedian and then you're
piss that there's foul language. Right, it's you kind of know what you're
getting into. Madonna's sold sex herentire career, so to go and then
be horrified that there's like boobs orwhatever, or girls kissing each other or
whatever, yeah, come on.I don't know there is upper limits to
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that, though. I would saypoorness probably, but it depends on what
shely, what she was showing there. I'm sure that it was not like
you see it. The ticket priceswere ridiculous and I was not waiting,
willing to wait three hours for herto come on. Oh yeah, there's
that. And then the date ofthe tour that I could go to.
(36:17):
The closest was l A and itdidn't fall on a night where I could
go. I had something going on. I think I was out of town.
So but I thought, and it'sbeen rumored on every tour that she
won't allow the AC to go soI was why was it interfered with her
(36:38):
voice? The aheah, great,So she's three hours late, super hot,
there's a bunch of porns. Iwould have been I would have I
would have been pissed. I know, if you had three hours, you
would have called Live Nation. Iwould have I would have got Madonna's number
and called her myself. Yeah,had been all a what's up? But
(37:00):
you know, I mean, she'sbeen sued a lot on this tour.
She was suited really because she wasso late in New York. That's right.
People were late missed. Oh andthey had to pay more for babysitters.
They Yes, that's kind of fair. Yeah, so this will probably
be her last to her who knowsthe who knows? She's sixty five.
(37:22):
I think somebody told me they're goingto go see the Rolling Stones. I'm
like, the Rolling Stones are touringagain. I don't think they ever stopped.
This has got to be the lasttime. It needs to be.
I mean for them being held upby like stretchers. Well not mag Jagger.
He's like still wiggling around like crazyin the seventies. Yes, it's
(37:44):
pretty awesome, but whoa, I'mseeing kg elf in July Oh where they
plays oh really well sorry and thestsu Via House arena. So oh okay?
Oh yeah, okay. Do youthink Lennon Kravts is hot one?
I do too. Do you knowthat he has been celibate for nine years
(38:05):
and will remain so until he meetsthe right woman. Good for him,
he says. He says it's aspiritual thing, and he didn't like the
player he became after his marriage toLisa Bune. I'm spiritual. I've been
different type of spiritual, and that'sGod's If the two of you have gotten
together, Oh my god, thewhole house would probably fall down. I'd
be too nervous, I'd be adork. He'd think I was totally nerdy
(38:27):
and stupid. No, you wouldn't. I would. He's like, dang,
it's like sandpaper. Hey, stoptalking about my private part. Oh
my god, Brian, this isfor you, okay. An animated Minecraft
series. The series is in thework works at Netflix. No word on
when it'll come out. It's anoriginal story with new characters. It is
the best selling video game of alltime, one hundred million copies sold.
(38:52):
I have no idea what it is, Okay, Minecraft is something my son
was obsessed with. You're the sameage as my son. Now. He
loves loved Minecraft. He loved it, and so I thought you'd be excited
to hear that story. Did youlove it? When I was younger?
I did love Minecraft? Yeah,that was a long time ago. There,
very long time. I could notcare less what they do with it
(39:14):
now, I know, but yeah, I know, I don't care.
But it's cool. It's neat.You make your own little houses, you
you grow food, you raise animals. You sometimes can kill the animals for
food. Sounds like he's required.It's just is a really cool little game.
I mean, if you're gonna,if you're gonna let your kids play
(39:34):
video games, it's Minecraft. It'sthe best selling game of all time.
That's yeah, three hundred million copiessold. Wow, Brian, this is
also for you. Okay. Thebook I was talking about it is awesome.
It's called Blood, Sweat, andChrome, The Wild and True Story
of mad Max fury Road. I'veheard about that one. It is amazing.
(39:55):
So I watched Fury Road the nightbefore last because I loved that movie.
Okay, wait, time out ismad Max the one that was originally
in Okay. Fury Wroad is theone with Tom Hardy and Charlie is their
own and they hated each other onthe film. So good though. A
(40:15):
good movies is this one we weretalking about the other day where they're they're
swinging back and forth on those wires. It's a truly incredible movie. Incredible.
So this is the story of themaking of the movie. Yes,
oh, okay, it took liketwenty years to make. Yeah, and
how it got derailed over and overagain and it almost didn't get made.
It was it was great. Didyou finish the Barber Straison book. No,
(40:36):
it's so long it yes, it'slike War and Peace. It's soired.
It's like so many paid forty likeyou said, forty eight hours worth
of listening. Yes. Wait,have you seen Furiosa yet? No?
Okay, I saw it. I'lltalk about Okay, I'm going next week.
You did see it? Yeah,okay, I'll talk about Thursday.
Okay, Yeah, I'm going tosee it next week. Okay. Two
(40:59):
movies that I want watched, Ohmy god on uh one is on HBO
Max and one is on Hulu.The one on Hulu is the first omen
Okay, that was supposedly one ofthe scariest movies ever made. This remake
or the is it like brand brandnew? Yes, Oh, I don't
(41:22):
have Hulu. Not so great.This is the reason I didn't think it
was gonna be good. This isthe reason that I don't like vaginas right
there, that's what I think.It is a big like like a black
clad hand coming out of a woman'sin the movie. Yes, and this
(41:44):
is probably why it was the mosthorrifying film ever. Is it like a
straight up like, oh, I'llshow it to you out. Yeah,
and then the nun that is witnessingit faints and I was like I would
have beat it to the punch.Okay, So no, you didn't like
it. I didn't like it.It wasn't great. Everybody, everybody,
everybody, get on HBO Max tonightand watch The Great Lilian Hall. It's
(42:14):
with Jessica Lang, Kathy Bates,Pierce Brosnan. It is probably one of
the best movies I've seen in thelast twenty years. Drama, comedy,
romantic. Okay, So it's aboutIt's a true story about a woman that
(42:34):
is from the theater, very wellknown actress. Her name, the last
name is Hall. I think it'sMiriam Hall, but the movie it's Lillian
Hall. And she finds out thatduring the pre production of this play where
(42:57):
everyone is counting on her, theonly reason people are they made it was
that they were producing this play wasbecause of her star power. It was
for the Cherry Orchard, which isa check off play, and it's well,
it's about a Russian immigrant who hasto sell their home to pay.
(43:22):
You have to watch it tonight,Yes, you do. No, But
if I'm I'm a huge Jessica Langfan, I know I really like her
too, and this was I wasin tears by the end of it.
So she finds out that she hasa very rare form of dementia while she's
in the middle of rehearsing for thisplay and the lengths she goes to keep
(43:47):
the production going and it was heartbreakingand it was so she doesn't get an
Oscar nomination for this. I needto ask you a question real quick.
Yeah, on the next show,Oh you are you want to tease it?
I can ye tease it because we'regoing to lock out of this.
(44:09):
If you're done with your dirt,we'll tease it for the next show.
Yes, but everybody go see it. It was on HBO. I'm going
to do that. Why are youtoo? You're a director, you you
would appreciate the acting in this.That's not what I would direct. But
(44:34):
it both of you just is thatour homework. We have to see it.
You have to see it. SometimesI don't do it. I love
you, Eric, I love youwith all my heart and soul. However,
sometimes your movie recommendations fall flat.You would love this. I bet
it's a good movie. I justalso bet it's not my type of movie.
(44:55):
You too, are impossible. Okay, So coming up on the next
show, we're going to play aroundda da da da. What's your price?
Oh? And I have a presentfor you to end the show.
What It's something I've found in myfriends, in my friend's stuff that was
(45:16):
helping her go through stuff to putinto her garage. Is is it something
I get to keep? Yes,you may keep it. I pulled it
just for you. Oh my god. Should I close my eyes? Yes?
Oh? Can I? Okay,close your eyes? Take off your
headphones? Oh? Is it ahat? Nod your head? There we
(45:38):
go. Oh my god, thisis the most amazing thing, the craziest
looking thing. I'm like, whydid you buy that? Amazing? I'm
like, Eric's gonna love this isincredible, So get ready for next episode.
I'm sure he's going to be wearingit. I will I look like
(45:58):
Willie Nelson. No, you looklike a like a I don't know you're
from. I look like Willie Nelson. Look at me, look like you
have a really really horrible mullet thatyou I raided. I look just like
Willie Nelson. Hare, I'll fixit for you for the next show.
There we go, okay, gosh, and then Brian has a wild card
(46:19):
and we have a lot of funstuff coming up on Thursday, so make
sure you're listening. Thank you somuch for watching on YouTube, and thank
you so much for watching on Instagram. I saw that somebody bought a badge.
I really appreciate that. Thank you. That's so nice. We appreciate
it so much. Yes, wedo. Thank you so much for catching
our show, and we'll be backon Thursday. Hey, do you have
(46:40):
a little like outfit that looks likeI hopped off a box of Swiss mess
Yes. As a matter of fact, we'll get you all dolled up.
Wow. He loves to dress upin my clothes. You do you kind
of do? This is particularly crazyhappy almost speaking of did you hear adele
(47:04):
go off on the guy? Idid, even though it was amazing.
Didn't he say something that she wastalking about? He said something? He
did say something? Oh he did? You can hear it? Oh no,
she was saying something about pride andhe goes, pride sucks and she
went off on this guy. Goodfor her. I mean I can't even
repeat what she said to him,but she went off. Oh good,
(47:27):
Yeah, you'd be like pride,like agreed, boring. I can't take
it. It's too hot. Idon't look at all people. Oh god,
crowds anyway, you know what,what love your podcast? I love
you. Thank you for my gift. You're very welcome. Teeth. No,
(47:52):
okay, thank you. If youdid, i'd look it off for
you. Oh god, you almostdid earlier. You No, just you
like you know, come on,don't do that. Don't stick your tongue
in my mouth when you're when we'reliving together in our old age and when
you're unconscious. I'm just gonna I'mprobably gonna want to like like do you
(48:14):
and stuff, because I'm going tobe like oh, you're gonna be like
some horny old lady. God youknow what, you probably will let me
when we're that what who cares atthat point? Yeah? All right,
please let's just end. It's justlike just say goodbye goodbye Gracy. No
oh, do you know that termgoodbye Gracie from like anciently, like one
(48:38):
hundred years ago, was from theGeorge Burns Grace. Yeah. Yeah,
okay, let's let's like aige ourselvesa little bit more. Just lock out.
Please, love your podcast, loveyou my sweet babies. Bye,
thank you. Why
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