June 16, 2024 • 37 mins
Laura rattles off topics like "TV Show" and we all pick which one we think is the Greatest of All Time. What about french fries? What's the GOAT in your opinion? We bust out our respective Nextdoor Apps for a round of HOOD WARS. Who's area has the craziest things going on...hint...it's Laura's hood. What are the 10 things we all PRETEND to enjoy but don't and Erik's neighbor complains....about ERIK! What did the neighbor call the management company about? Producer Bryan is on a fancy vacay with his family so we are slow to post this week. We appreciate your patience. And, thanks for watching. We love that you do. Love your podcast!
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Hello, guys, thank you somuch for tuning in to Laura Kane after
Dark. We are the Podcast ofthe People. Yes, Podcast of the
People were a little podcast that could. I'm Laura Kane. Here's my fabulous
co host Eric Rimmer. Hello,and are wonderful, great, amazing two
years. Oh my god, producerBrian happy to be here. I'm glad.
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I wouldn't I wouldn't be able totell you know what. So I
brought Antonio with me to and andmy other friend Maggie to the concerts,
the party an time. Oh,he always knows. He always has a
fun time. So Antonio says tome. The next day, he goes
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Brian, I don't think he likedme. I said, no, no,
no, no, no, yougot it all wrong. What I
barely talked to him. He wasnot there most of the time. But
your demeanor is something that you haveto get used to kind of. That's
fair because like sometimes, like inthe beginning, I thought like you absolutely
hated being here just because your demeanoris so like like straight lined for a
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mouth, like totally concrete face.Yeah it's good, isn't it. That's
funny though, because like I talkedto him like a little bit when he
would like but then he disappeared sofast and like never came back. I
know he came in like three inthe morning. Oh yeah, wow came
back. It was like there wehad like a slumber party in one of
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Okay, so Eric has something thathappened to him. He lives a
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very basic life, which is good. He lives alone, he loves he
just like he said. He knowswhere every dollar is. He's very on
time with OUs bills. He likehis refrigerator's stock with food. He goes
grocery shopping in the same day everyweek. You live a very structured,
you know, easy, peaceful life. Yes, what happened? I got
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a complaint for my downstairs and neighbor. Well, I said, whatever,
they don't know it's me. Andso the email said, I don't know
what that person above us does,but it sounds like they're deadlifting at all
hours of the night and it shakesour whole place. And I was like,
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well, first of all, I'mhardly ever home, and number two,
I don't wear shoes in the house. Like, what could it have
possibly been? Were you moving furniture? Now? I wasn't doing anything,
just walking. Yeah, so didthey. So the apartment complex had to
say, hey, knock it offto you. Oh no, they were
totally laughing. Because they know me. Yeah, and so they're like,
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yeah, we we think that they'rehearing something else. And I was like,
well, their dog barks all dayand I don't say anything, right,
Well, I'm surprised about that.Yeah. That leads us into our
next segment. Oh god, here, just play some random music. So
now I'm thinking about doing jumping jackstonight. Oh god, just to piss
them off. Music tonight ears No, no, no, we're playing hood
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wars. Dun dun dun, dumdum. The hood is a scary place,
well, my hood is, butit's just so it's interesting to me.
The next door app. You knowhow people post on there. They
post things for sale, they postthings, you know whatever. There's ads
on there, but there's also incidentspeople posting. So I thought it would
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be funny if we read our prospectiveneighborhood's next door app postings. Brian lives
in Alpine. Eric lives in MissionValley. I live in Hillcrest, So
I think, Brian, you shouldstart what's some of the things that go
on in the town of Alpine,really boring stuff. I found a driver's
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license this morning while on a walkat rights Field. If you lost it
or know anyone who did send mea message. So that's titillating. That
was sweet. That was sweet,very Alpine. Okay, what about you?
My first one is is this yourcat? My backyard garden is being
used by the local outdoor cats andpossibly lost feelines as a litterbox fight club.
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I'm doing all I can to deterthem as I grow food for my
family. But I wanted to givepeople an opportunity to find a possible missing
pet. Okay, that's mission Valley. Now get the scary music. Back
man screaming in the distance, thenone minute later, kicking and banging on
our front door happen around nine toten pm. I'll read another one since
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I'm man masturbating, Hello, neighbors. Sorry to be blunt. Sorry that
was me. I ran into thisman masturbating behind bushes across from Vaughn's.
Oh I saw that one. Ohgod, I was able to capture this
person. Bald ponytail sticking out ofa hat, blue shirt, khaki pants,
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tan leather shoes, closed toed sandals. Oh my gosh, I know
who that is. So anyway,that was Laura. Now back to Alpine.
Okay, half of these are aboutchickens. I knew it. I
knew they'd be about animals. Thisone is not. This one is came
home night and we had a lostdog waiting for us. It looks like
a black lab mix with white pawsand white on his neck. He also
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has a light blue car. Allright, anyways, lost dog. If
this is your dog, please leaveyour phone number. I will contact you.
Okay, sweet neighbors, and thedog had a gun. Now the
doine a gun? Oh no,not out? Fine? But what about
a Mission Valley? Well, inMission Valley? What is going on on
the side of Michael's in the backof Walmart's parking lot, big police presence?
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Okay? Now, Hillcrest heard bangingon our back iron security screen door
and ran to see what's up.A young male with dark, bushy hair,
floppy white dress shirt was attempting toget into my house. Then he
ran out of my patio. Myneighbors saw him get into my yard by
and jump the fence. I ranout, chased him. He jumped two
fences in my yard back and thenback, and my neighbor chased him until
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he jumped the fence and got away. I don't need someone banging on my
door in my neighborhood like they hadlike axe man. Well, somebody just
did a few minutes I know,and I said, come on, what
am I doing? Okay, bringout the welcome wagon. Wow, back
to sweet little Alpine. Okay,here's an interesting one. Hey, o,
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neighbors, what are you paying forpropane? Now? Funny thing about
alpines. Everyone has a massive propanetank in their yard somewhere. And why
is that. I don't know.Barbecues there's like very little gas lines and
alpines I haven't had. Oh oh, okay, you want to have a
barbecue or an outdoor pit? Okay, yeah, it's about it. Wow,
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all right? What about Mission Valley? Did anyone near Texas Street hear
a woman screaming at the top ofher lungs around two thirty am? Hands
up or I'll shoot? Oh mygod, wow Valley. Wow. This
morning, just after seven thirty isour son left for school? This vile
being walks past our home exposed withhis pants down. I'm so disgusted.
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This happened not only in a residentialneighborhood, but during a busy time when
children are walking and drive driven toschool. It's so sad our impressionable young
children heading to school are exposed toa Corona man's privates. Totally unacceptable.
I'll spare you the photo of himbending over several times. And yes,
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this was reported immediately. That onewasn't me. There's so it's naked people
and people doing horrible things. Amback to Alpine. Uh, yesterday,
late afternoon, I lost one ofmy best hens quote unquote in tears.
I'm looking for one seven month toten month old hen to round out my
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number. Oh my god. Wow, that's some serious stuff right there.
And the hens were naked. Ohmy god, those trashy hens. Mission
Valley question. Why do neighbors thinkit's okay to put cones in front of
their houses blocking everyone else from parkingthere? It's a public stream, it's
not your private road. We paytaxes just like you do. And no
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Hillcrest, there's currently a police helicoptercircling Hillcrest make an announcement about a missing
person. The announcement says, thisguy is white male in his eighties,
wearing a hospital gown, blue pants, and red shoes. His name is
Auto. They're asking for anyone whosees someone matching that description to call nine
one one. Can I tell youin my neighborhood how many people are walking
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around in hospital gowns lots oof becausethey get treated and then they don't.
Then where do they take them?You know, if you're yeah, they
could come here all I probably letthem into you probably would? Okay,
one more round of hood wars?What else is going on in Alpine?
This one shouldn't shock you. Doesanyone successfully use an Ota antenna? Specifically?
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Can you get Fox News? Oh? Boy? Wow? Problems Pine
Alpine Mission Valley heads up Today Awoman mid twenties thirties question mark medium complexion
in a reddish or burgundy coat enteredour property with a tub of fluid eyebrow
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and wandered around. It was obviouslyprivate property. Happened at about noon and
she was intentionally quiet, so wedidn't notice her at first. Told her
to leave. She went without issueand continued to want went around the corner
and along the Sound south wall,heading north towards Adams Avenue. Police were
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notified. No picks unfortunately, andthen Hillcrest someone busted out the windows.
Hold on once again, what squarebuild but not obese square? I've never
heard anybody describe as square except aSpongeBob. Okay. Uh. Someone busted
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out one of the windows of ExpressionsHair Salon on the corner of twenty fifth
and Broadway last night, glass shardsstrewn all over the sidewalk and throughout the
shop. And then this last one. This guy walks into the target in
ob I for some reason, Iget obe because I guess I'm in this
that hood too, and gets anythinghe wants into a big bag. He
took from the store and walked awaywithout paying. The store personnel were aware
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of him and didn't do anything.Yeah, they can't, can they?
I think calling the cops. Copswill do anything anymore less a certain value.
It's not their fault they can't.But I heard some people talking at
the dog park one day and theywere talking about Walmart and about how people
theft is so rampant. It's justpeople, and that you can't chase them
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in the parking lot because God forbidthey fall and you know, twist their
ankle. They're going to sue Walmart, right, Yeah? Well, so
they shut down two Walmarts in SanDiego. What ones the Parkway one and
alcohol And I forget the other one, but that one's been there forever.
Wow, that was a pretty that'spretty crazy. That's gone. Yeah,
I know they said they're going tohave to raise their prices or or like
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or shut down. Yeah. Welland look at Target. Everything's locked up
now, everything's locked up, shavecream, everything, eyelashes are locked up,
the dollar stuff's locked up. It'sjust shopliftings. Out of control,
out of control. Have a finalone Oh, Mission Valley. Back to
Mission Valley, Back to Mission Valley. It's a video of a kid popping
a wheelie on a bike. Okay, are these your kids? The kid
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popping a wheelie on his motorbike drivingdown Mission Village has a death wish.
He pulled out. He pulled outof Hardcourt under Ronda the other day,
right in front of my car.Some people just hate fun I know,
geez, I hate when people complainabout kids being idiots, because of course,
the kids are going to be idiots, but like I don't let them.
Let them. God, we wereable to. If he gets hurt,
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he gets hurt, and he'll severalof the consequences like the rest of
us did. Exactly see it soundslike you grew up in a heart and
generation the way you're talking, Becausewe used to be out all day and
night. Our parents didn't even knowwhere we were. All we knew was
we had to be back by fivefor dinner. It wasn't that extreme.
But I definitely like, I didn'tgrow up with iPads and stuff. So,
oh, you weren't allowed, Well, you weren't allowed to have that.
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No, they didn't exist. Oh, they didn't exist. Oh when
you were super young. Yeah.I mean even when they did exist,
they were really expensive. Not manypeople had them. Now. I understand
the convenience and being a mom andbeing so busy and trying to juggle other
kids and putting an iPad in frontof your little toddler to keep him occupied.
But you have to do that tome sometimes, But seriously, it
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makes me. It makes me sad. Yeah, I just go alle But
they can. People are afraid they'regoing to get stolen and trafficked. It's
a holy world, a whole newworld. Okay, we're playing a new
game. It's called the Goat.I'm going to read you a topic and
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you have to tell me the greatestof all time? What is the top
top one of each one of thesetopics. Okay, the goat game,
fast food restaurants, go McDonald's,Rubios, what McDonald's sucks, McDonald's rules
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and to But the greatest of alltimes. McDonald's is the worst of all
time just because it's been the mostsuccessful. It's not the greatest in my
opinion. I think it's Chick filA. Yeah, that's fair. I
like I think Rubio's best. Okay, McDonald's is square at the bottom,
though I hate McDonald's. Okay,Well, geez, I know, we
know, we know, Rose don'tneed McDonald's. Who is the goat?
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Superheroes Superman, Captain America or spiderMan. Spider Man. Yeah, spider
Man, he's more. He's morelike down to Earth. He's one of
us, kind of more shoots,webs his hands of us, just in
New Yorker, like the rest ofus. Okay, this should be good.
Movie directors Steven Spielbery, Robert Steve, Steven Spielberg. Of course he's
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great. Yeah, but he's alot more hit or missed than Spielberg.
Is greatest of all time Spielberg.Yeah, I'll accept that. TV shows.
I love Lucy, Breaking Bad,Breaking Bad, better Saw, Maybe
Breaking Bad grace of all time,Breaking Breaking Bad. I love Lucy.
I mean that's a good one too, very much, The Sopranos. There
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you go, Breaking Bad, though, I know that was my my favorite
TV show of all time? Ever, ever, ever, ever? Okay,
board games, risk or Monopoly,Monopoly. I like candy to play
when I was a kid and withmy kids too. That was ever.
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That was the nineteen sixties version ofthe iPad. Yeah. Okay, comedy
movies, greatest of all time?Foul Play. Okay, mine is step
Brothers. I loved that. That'sa good I'm gonna say, the other
guys with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, is that a good movie? Is
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it hilarious? It's actually really good. I've never seen that. You should
watch Okay, the other guys,I think it's on Netflix or something.
Okay, this one's easy. IceCream flavors, chocolate chip, coffee coffee
ice creams are really good. Yeah, that's like my least favorite ice cream.
That's crazy or is that way?I think mint chocolate ship that's good
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too. Okay. Sneaker brands,Nike bands, Nike reality TV shows,
Oh you picked, you're changing youranswer? Congress is good. I don't
like nikes are overrated. Reality TVshows greatest of all time? Oh God,
Survivor, Yes, I agree,it's not my favorite. But house
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Has of Beverly Hills also a goodone, because that kind of the Housewives
franchise broke the mold. Well,I don't think it started that way,
do you know. I think it'sstarted with the Osbourne's It's gotta be Survivor,
Survivor because there was nothing like that, Like that was the biggest thing
on TV when it was first on. Oh my gosh. And finally vacation
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destinations, why the greatest of alltime? You know, I don't know
San Francisco. What's New York now? I say, like somewhere where they
were the Maldives or something, Turksand Caico, something like that. Oh,
I really want to go to somewater that's so warm and clear with
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the huts on sticks in the water. I'm not a beach person, but
like I went to Hawaiian that waseleven twice, but like when I was
like eighteen, and man, thatmakes you be Going to Hawaii makes you
a beach person. The water isjust bathtub warm and so wonderful fish out
there. It's so cool and livingthe Aloha lifestyle. You just kind of
have that kickback. It's all cool. No, they're actually pricks, but
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you know they are. What areyou talking about? Stop it? Which
island? Yeah? How so whathappened to you? Nothing? They're just
like they're not The laid back thingis not really like a real thing.
It's not a super common thing outthere. It's not like everyone's living this
like oh whatever goes sort of thing, right, well, not everybody,
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but I wouldn't say majority. Okay, Now play the random news music please,
okay, because I have some randomnews stories. Did you see the
UFO thing that happened in New York? No? Oh what happened? I'll
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read it, okay, but justsummarize for me, like, did somebody
see a UFO in New York?Like a lot of people when just the
other night? Are you okay?So all right? All right, right
now? Ten things people are convincedothers only pretend to enjoy. Here are
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some responses LinkedIn. Who even Ihave a profile and everything. I don't
ever, ever, ever, everlook at LinkedIn or read any posts by
anyone at all from LinkedIn. Idon't know why. Maybe I should I'm
gonna start messaging you on LinkedIn.Why don't you start talking into the microphone?
Edible arrangements, No, thank you. No, those things are actually
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so good though, Oh god,they're not worth the money, but if
you do get one, they aredelicious. The fruit ones, I mean,
yeah something, they have chocolate withit too. Oh see family Christmas
and Thanksgiving gatherings. People pretend toenjoy them, but they don't really enjoy
it depends. It depends. Coldplunges in ice. Have you done that
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before? Where you plunge in likesuper cold and then you go in the
jacuzzi. The health benefit. Yeah, it feels you feel so it's almost
a euphoric. It's so cool.So I disagree with that one. Running
left running sucks. I only runthat someone's chasing me. I wish,
I wish, I wish I lovedrunning. I really don't. I would
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love to run a marathon, butI don't want to train for I tried,
I actually tried. I even wentlike every Saturday, and like,
oh that's not enough. You haveto go every other day the minimum.
Well this was like a specific we'releading up to the Rock and Roll Marathon
training you still go every other day, but I just I could not stand
it. I've got any running shoesand everything. I was ready to go,
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and I'm like, Nope, Ijust don't have the lung capacity or
I just don't have the patience orthat. I don't know what it is
voluntarily waking up at five am.Nobody does that. Some people like that.
Actually I don't understand it. Ilike, I love being up early.
I love being up late. Ihate being tired up early though,
uh huh. I love being uplate. I love being up until like
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three in the morning. Being upearly is cool too, but maybe it's
because you feel like you're kind ofalone. Yeah, because everybody else is
still sleeping late. It's cool,I know. Here's the worst part,
though, is staying up really lateand waking up at like noon and you're
like, well, okay, theday's wasted. Basically, yeah, I
know, I don't remember. Lauradoesn't feel like that, though. No,
I haven't slept until noon for ina long time. No, you
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haven't. Oh my god, Ihaven't slept correctly in a long time.
Uh oh, this is a goodone. Gender reveal parties gross people pretend
to enjoy those. No and Twitteror x or whatever it's called. Do
you do you like that? Doyou? Okay, tell me why you
like that so much? So manyunhinged people on there. It's just it's
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just not a fun No, itis, and there's great info in there,
but you can't believe anything you readand you just have to laugh at
it. You can't take it seriously. What's what did you go oh for?
I was agreeing with you. Oh, I thought you were going to
add something. Okay. The averageperson starts to get more negative at the
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age of Nope, fifty, no, forty two. God, when I'm
forty, I'm gonna be in trouble. You are already there. God,
Laura, you and I I know, well, I I'm not negative,
You're not. You're somewhat negative.I just want to point out I'm not
this negative in real life. Well, I know, I've met your girlfriend
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and she's like absolutely stunning and I'mwonderful. She's just a delight. And
I'm like, he's got to havesome secret like powers or like he has
a whole other personality and we're notaware of or something. I don't know.
Is it that Brian loves me more? And I haven't met his girlfriend
yet because you bailed. You bailedon something. We were going to have
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a family outing. Oh we haveto talk about our family outing the other
night. Oh god, Oh okay. Would it have been illegal if I
would have driven to from my houseto Taco Bell in the trunk of yes,
yes, I really wanted to dothat because we had that story.
We had a story on the blastanyway, so Brian wouldn't have been hold
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on. It wouldn't have been interesting, like what would have happened? Nothing,
I mean, I don't know.Maybe maybe it would have been scary.
I don't get there, and you'relike that was crazy in the truck,
We're like, noz, we wouldhave driven her down to the border.
And the craziest thing was how muchour bill was at Taco Bell.
Dude. Well, you know,like like compared to four years ago,
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fast food prices are up, likeI think it's almost four and fifty percent
or something. Oh my gosh.Well, I'm just saying the amount of
food we got was substantial price.It was like thirty nine dollars, Like,
who has ever spent that much atTaco Bell? Well that's pretty normal
nowadays. Really, just she justhe doesn't get any more treats. Oh
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my god. Okay, So nowwomen are lusting over a certain type of
man after scene Zandia's new movie,and they're called rat faced men, rodent
faced men. It's like sexy ratmen are the new hot thing. Thinner
guys with pinched angular features like KieranCulkin, Tom Hittelson, Jeremy Allen White
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and Zendia's two co stars in hernew movie, Challengers, and like Timothy
Shallot Timothy Shallom, he's a perfectone. He is so I love him,
I know, but he's sexy.What I love him? He's so
it's because he's so talented. Didyou ever see Say my Name You call
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me by your name? Yeah,the one where he's say my name is
the name of a song, likea like a relationship. Yes, yes,
no interest, It's so good.I loved it. The World Economic
Forum ranked the best countries for tourism, and guess where America came in last?
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Number one? Baby, there's stillthe number one tourist attraction for the
world for like foreign countries were huge. Okay, guess what's next? Japan?
That's third, close second Spain,and then Japan and then France.
I thought friends would be like higherup and then Australia. France is going
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downhill? I've heard was that becausethe bed bugs? No, because Paris
is just a crap hoole now apparently, Yeah, that's what I've heard too.
What's wrong with it? Is there? Just not expensive? And dirty?
Yeah? Dirty? Real? Who'srunning that place? The country of
Francis? I know who's the onein charge? I don't know. I
need to make a phone call miscane, Yes you do mean a Google get
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me France. Finally, the McAllistermansion from Home Alone is for sale.
I think it's sold. Actually,oh really, I think like fifteen million
or something. Well, it wasfor sale for five point two five million,
five bedrooms, six bathrooms in asuburb of Chicago. So and I've
never seen that movie. You've seenHome Alone? I have no interest.
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You should watch it? But whybecause it's a pretty good movie. It
is funny. But is it doesit hold up? Yes? Because it's
old, really really old? Likewhy would I go back and see that?
What? You know? What?What? Wait? What is this?
Okay? Hey? Yes, didyou get Barbara Streisen's biography? Reading
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it? Okay? Is it likeso good. It's really good, Okay,
because I heard Howard Stern talking aboutit and how he like was listening
to the audio version of it,and he's like, she was bullied core
when she had a hard growing up, and the mom wasn't real nice to
her either. He said that therewas one time when they all went out
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for ice cream, or her dadtook her friends out for ice cream,
and then he said to her,you don't get any ice cream because you're
ugly. What adult would say thatto a child? Yeah, but look
at her now, I know.So it's a big book, hunt long.
Oh it's huge, and ten yearsto write. Yep. And then
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if you listen to the audio,I think it's a total of forty eight
hours. There was somebody said somebodysaid it was forty eight hours. I
can't remember who. It was.Crazy, that's like two days of listening.
Well, I think it was helistened to it and he said he
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listened to it in forty eight hours. Oh okay, No, it couldn't
possibly take that long because the bookis probably about that big. It's like,
warn piece, it is huge.Where are you in the book?
I am about a quarter of theway through, so how old is she
at this point? She just startedher career. Okay, she got a
job singing in like a little nightclub, like a dinner club. Wow.
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It is indeed forty eight hours.Oh okay, oh yeah, that's what
I thought. It is forty eighthours. Wow. Yeah. And I
just wait, did I just askif if she voiced it? She did?
She did? Yeah to she Wowthat is insane. Yeah, I
thought when I heard that, Ithought she's I know, the book is
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big. Here's something interesting. Thelongest chapter takes fifty nine minutes to read
the shortest chapter takes eleven seconds toread. Wow, she's a very good
writer. You know how there's justpeople that can write and it's almost like
a postcard, like you can seewhat they're describing. Yes, yes,
(30:56):
that's how her writing is. Iwas actually really I wonder if she wrote
all of it like from or ifshe had help or I don't know,
it doesn't there was no ghostwriter mentioned. Well yeah, it did take her
ten years, so maybe it washer. I'm reading it just I just
got it the other day. It'sthe book about mad Max Fury Road and
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it's called Blood, Sweat and Chrome. Oh yeah, and why is that
because it's all about the how whata cinematic vision this movie was, and
all the tension and drama that wasgoing on behind the scenes between Tom Hardy
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and Charlie's their own and then thedirector George Miller, Georgia Miller. They
originally were going to shoot it somewhereelse, but there was a huge tropical
storm that happened in one hundred yearsor something and it wiped the place out
and it had to be desolate andit was you know, so they had
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to they went to Nambia. Ithink I forget, but Mad Max Fury
Road is a like legitimately fantastic.It is it is I can't wait to
see Furiosa. Yeah, me too. Wait, really what makes it so
good? It's like nothing you've everseen before. It's like it's like a
true like ben her level epic ofthis generation. I remember the Mad Mags
I saw there was just like liketwo jeeps that were all tricked out looking
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they're racing the desert. This itwas boring. Fury Road is like nothing
you've ever seen before. It's liketake that movie and the movie is literally
on crack and also maybe psychedelics likeit I mean, I know it like
we're getting a lot of praise,but it's genuinely that incredible of like a
difference. It really is, AndI'm not usually into way. When did
that come out a couple of yearsago? Like ten years ago? I
think was it that long? Ithink Fury Road did it get critically?
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Oh? It is super Yeah,this one did too, this new one
Furios. Knowing me and knowing howI don't like the car chases and that
kind of it, I would itwould absolutely, I don't know, twenty
fifteen, so eight years okay,almost nine. You might like it because
it is like it is like anincredible spectacle. You literally can't believe what's
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going on on the screen in front. Really it's largely real. Yeah,
because it's like how they did itis unreal. Oh my god. There's
a scene in it where they're drivingthrough the desert and the you know,
it's the tricked out cars and jeepsand all that stuff, and it's just
the it's euphoric almost, and they'vegot guys on these bendable sticks that are
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oh yeah, bouncing back and forthbetween that they did it and no one
died. It's in the trailer.You probably saw the trailer. It is
an incredible movie though, it's likegenuinely like one of the greatest movies of
the last like twenty Hour Yeah easy. Is there any movie that you're looking
forward to coming out? I'm reallylooking for too Furiosa, And then I'm
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really looking forward to the one withOh. I think COVID ruined movies.
It's sad it did. It's wellbecause now, I mean I I was
just looking at something online and it'salready playing, is already on. Oh
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yeah, that's because it wasn't makingany money. But it's not. It's
not COVID that ruined movies that hurt, but it was streaming services everyone movies.
It was specifically, it was probablyHBO Max. It did it because
HBO Max was the first big oneto just be like you can go see
in theaters or you can just stayhome and watch it for free. Yeah,
like the they released the Matrix thesame time on streaming as they did
(34:45):
in theaters. Yeah, that happensa lot. And why would you go
see in theaters then you can seeit for free? Exactly? Well,
I mean if you have a bigscreen, you know, for most people
it's really streaming services. Especially theseplaces are like, we're going to release
in likely two weeks after it comesout in theater on streaming, so it's
really streaming. They ruined it.Wow, well I just read that AMC
(35:08):
isn't doing all that. Well,oh no, we're gonna lose movie theaters
now too. Did you look upthe UFO thing? Yes? I did,
Okay, so it was. Ittook place in New York at a
Blue Angel's demonstration. Okay, soTMZ obtained it. And it lasts no
(35:36):
more than a nano second. Butit's an unidentified object whizzes across a clear
blue sky during a Blue Angel's demonstrationin Long Island last Friday. The object
in question moves at a wildly fastspeed as one of the planes does its
thing in the air, and consideringthat this is a super Hornet jet that
we're looking at, it's very impressive. For those unfamiliar with the Blue Angels.
(35:57):
They are the US Navy Flight DemonstrationsSquadron, so they know a thing
or two about speed and yes,this thing is going faster. Wow,
did it look like a tic tacAnd they say that it does. Wow,
that looks like a spaceship that youwould see in like an old seventies
movie. Like it's the second allegedUFOST sighting in New York in recent months.
Oooh, they're getting ballsier. They'rebranching out into the big city now
(36:22):
by the way, and the otherone in the Empire State looked awfully similar
to this was something whizzing across thesky. Oh I love stuff like this.
Oh I just more alien stuff,more alien stuff. Bring it,
bring it, bring it. Okay, Well, that's it for the show.
You guys, thanks for being here. I appreciate it. You're very
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welcome. I always appreciate it.We appreciate you, Brian, I appreciate
you. I appreciate Brian. Okay, and we appreciate you for watching and
listening of course, and love yourpodcast. I love you, thank you.
I love you too. Thank you, I love you too. I
love you. Okay, go ahead, thank you. Okay, treat you
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mean like you're like I'm your girlfriend. Yes, they luck out. Please
we'll watch a little Madam Webb tonightand then and then a little Nookie let
me go, and please lock out. Love your body, oh my god,
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Hello, guys, thank you somuch for tuning in to Laura Kane after
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I wouldn't I wouldn't be able totell you know what. So I
brought Antonio with me to and andmy other friend Maggie to the concerts,
the party an time. Oh,he always knows. He always has a
fun time. So Antonio says tome. The next day, he goes
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Brian, I don't think he likedme. I said, no, no,
no, no, no, yougot it all wrong. What I
barely talked to him. He wasnot there most of the time. But
your demeanor is something that you haveto get used to kind of. That's
fair because like sometimes, like inthe beginning, I thought like you absolutely
hated being here just because your demeanoris so like like straight lined for a
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mouth, like totally concrete face.Yeah it's good, isn't it. That's
funny though, because like I talkedto him like a little bit when he
would like but then he disappeared sofast and like never came back. I
know he came in like three inthe morning. Oh yeah, wow came
back. It was like there wehad like a slumber party in one of
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the rooms at Via house. Itwas also it was really fun. Oh
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Okay, so Eric has something thathappened to him. He lives a
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very basic life, which is good. He lives alone, he loves he
just like he said. He knowswhere every dollar is. He's very on
time with OUs bills. He likehis refrigerator's stock with food. He goes
grocery shopping in the same day everyweek. You live a very structured,
you know, easy, peaceful life. Yes, what happened? I got
(04:29):
a complaint for my downstairs and neighbor. Well, I said, whatever,
they don't know it's me. Andso the email said, I don't know
what that person above us does,but it sounds like they're deadlifting at all
hours of the night and it shakesour whole place. And I was like,
(04:49):
well, first of all, I'mhardly ever home, and number two,
I don't wear shoes in the house. Like, what could it have
possibly been? Were you moving furniture? Now? I wasn't doing anything,
just walking. Yeah, so didthey. So the apartment complex had to
say, hey, knock it offto you. Oh no, they were
totally laughing. Because they know me. Yeah, and so they're like,
(05:12):
yeah, we we think that they'rehearing something else. And I was like,
well, their dog barks all dayand I don't say anything, right,
Well, I'm surprised about that.Yeah. That leads us into our
next segment. Oh god, here, just play some random music. So
now I'm thinking about doing jumping jackstonight. Oh god, just to piss
them off. Music tonight ears No, no, no, we're playing hood
(05:34):
wars. Dun dun dun, dumdum. The hood is a scary place,
well, my hood is, butit's just so it's interesting to me.
The next door app. You knowhow people post on there. They
post things for sale, they postthings, you know whatever. There's ads
on there, but there's also incidentspeople posting. So I thought it would
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be funny if we read our prospectiveneighborhood's next door app postings. Brian lives
in Alpine. Eric lives in MissionValley. I live in Hillcrest, So
I think, Brian, you shouldstart what's some of the things that go
on in the town of Alpine,really boring stuff. I found a driver's
(06:19):
license this morning while on a walkat rights Field. If you lost it
or know anyone who did send mea message. So that's titillating. That
was sweet. That was sweet,very Alpine. Okay, what about you?
My first one is is this yourcat? My backyard garden is being
used by the local outdoor cats andpossibly lost feelines as a litterbox fight club.
(06:43):
I'm doing all I can to deterthem as I grow food for my
family. But I wanted to givepeople an opportunity to find a possible missing
pet. Okay, that's mission Valley. Now get the scary music. Back
man screaming in the distance, thenone minute later, kicking and banging on
our front door happen around nine toten pm. I'll read another one since
(07:08):
I'm man masturbating, Hello, neighbors. Sorry to be blunt. Sorry that
was me. I ran into thisman masturbating behind bushes across from Vaughn's.
Oh I saw that one. Ohgod, I was able to capture this
person. Bald ponytail sticking out ofa hat, blue shirt, khaki pants,
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tan leather shoes, closed toed sandals. Oh my gosh, I know
who that is. So anyway,that was Laura. Now back to Alpine.
Okay, half of these are aboutchickens. I knew it. I
knew they'd be about animals. Thisone is not. This one is came
home night and we had a lostdog waiting for us. It looks like
a black lab mix with white pawsand white on his neck. He also
(07:57):
has a light blue car. Allright, anyways, lost dog. If
this is your dog, please leaveyour phone number. I will contact you.
Okay, sweet neighbors, and thedog had a gun. Now the
doine a gun? Oh no,not out? Fine? But what about
a Mission Valley? Well, inMission Valley? What is going on on
the side of Michael's in the backof Walmart's parking lot, big police presence?
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Okay? Now, Hillcrest heard bangingon our back iron security screen door
and ran to see what's up.A young male with dark, bushy hair,
floppy white dress shirt was attempting toget into my house. Then he
ran out of my patio. Myneighbors saw him get into my yard by
and jump the fence. I ranout, chased him. He jumped two
fences in my yard back and thenback, and my neighbor chased him until
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he jumped the fence and got away. I don't need someone banging on my
door in my neighborhood like they hadlike axe man. Well, somebody just
did a few minutes I know,and I said, come on, what
am I doing? Okay, bringout the welcome wagon. Wow, back
to sweet little Alpine. Okay,here's an interesting one. Hey, o,
(09:03):
neighbors, what are you paying forpropane? Now? Funny thing about
alpines. Everyone has a massive propanetank in their yard somewhere. And why
is that. I don't know.Barbecues there's like very little gas lines and
alpines I haven't had. Oh oh, okay, you want to have a
barbecue or an outdoor pit? Okay, yeah, it's about it. Wow,
(09:24):
all right? What about Mission Valley? Did anyone near Texas Street hear
a woman screaming at the top ofher lungs around two thirty am? Hands
up or I'll shoot? Oh mygod, wow Valley. Wow. This
morning, just after seven thirty isour son left for school? This vile
being walks past our home exposed withhis pants down. I'm so disgusted.
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This happened not only in a residentialneighborhood, but during a busy time when
children are walking and drive driven toschool. It's so sad our impressionable young
children heading to school are exposed toa Corona man's privates. Totally unacceptable.
I'll spare you the photo of himbending over several times. And yes,
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this was reported immediately. That onewasn't me. There's so it's naked people
and people doing horrible things. Amback to Alpine. Uh, yesterday,
late afternoon, I lost one ofmy best hens quote unquote in tears.
I'm looking for one seven month toten month old hen to round out my
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number. Oh my god. Wow, that's some serious stuff right there.
And the hens were naked. Ohmy god, those trashy hens. Mission
Valley question. Why do neighbors thinkit's okay to put cones in front of
their houses blocking everyone else from parkingthere? It's a public stream, it's
not your private road. We paytaxes just like you do. And no
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Hillcrest, there's currently a police helicoptercircling Hillcrest make an announcement about a missing
person. The announcement says, thisguy is white male in his eighties,
wearing a hospital gown, blue pants, and red shoes. His name is
Auto. They're asking for anyone whosees someone matching that description to call nine
one one. Can I tell youin my neighborhood how many people are walking
(11:16):
around in hospital gowns lots oof becausethey get treated and then they don't.
Then where do they take them?You know, if you're yeah, they
could come here all I probably letthem into you probably would? Okay,
one more round of hood wars?What else is going on in Alpine?
This one shouldn't shock you. Doesanyone successfully use an Ota antenna? Specifically?
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Can you get Fox News? Oh? Boy? Wow? Problems Pine
Alpine Mission Valley heads up Today Awoman mid twenties thirties question mark medium complexion
in a reddish or burgundy coat enteredour property with a tub of fluid eyebrow
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and wandered around. It was obviouslyprivate property. Happened at about noon and
she was intentionally quiet, so wedidn't notice her at first. Told her
to leave. She went without issueand continued to want went around the corner
and along the Sound south wall,heading north towards Adams Avenue. Police were
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notified. No picks unfortunately, andthen Hillcrest someone busted out the windows.
Hold on once again, what squarebuild but not obese square? I've never
heard anybody describe as square except aSpongeBob. Okay. Uh. Someone busted
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out one of the windows of ExpressionsHair Salon on the corner of twenty fifth
and Broadway last night, glass shardsstrewn all over the sidewalk and throughout the
shop. And then this last one. This guy walks into the target in
ob I for some reason, Iget obe because I guess I'm in this
that hood too, and gets anythinghe wants into a big bag. He
took from the store and walked awaywithout paying. The store personnel were aware
(13:09):
of him and didn't do anything.Yeah, they can't, can they?
I think calling the cops. Copswill do anything anymore less a certain value.
It's not their fault they can't.But I heard some people talking at
the dog park one day and theywere talking about Walmart and about how people
theft is so rampant. It's justpeople, and that you can't chase them
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in the parking lot because God forbidthey fall and you know, twist their
ankle. They're going to sue Walmart, right, Yeah? Well, so
they shut down two Walmarts in SanDiego. What ones the Parkway one and
alcohol And I forget the other one, but that one's been there forever.
Wow, that was a pretty that'spretty crazy. That's gone. Yeah,
I know they said they're going tohave to raise their prices or or like
(13:56):
or shut down. Yeah. Welland look at Target. Everything's locked up
now, everything's locked up, shavecream, everything, eyelashes are locked up,
the dollar stuff's locked up. It'sjust shopliftings. Out of control,
out of control. Have a finalone Oh, Mission Valley. Back to
Mission Valley, Back to Mission Valley. It's a video of a kid popping
a wheelie on a bike. Okay, are these your kids? The kid
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popping a wheelie on his motorbike drivingdown Mission Village has a death wish.
He pulled out. He pulled outof Hardcourt under Ronda the other day,
right in front of my car.Some people just hate fun I know,
geez, I hate when people complainabout kids being idiots, because of course,
the kids are going to be idiots, but like I don't let them.
Let them. God, we wereable to. If he gets hurt,
(14:41):
he gets hurt, and he'll severalof the consequences like the rest of
us did. Exactly see it soundslike you grew up in a heart and
generation the way you're talking, Becausewe used to be out all day and
night. Our parents didn't even knowwhere we were. All we knew was
we had to be back by fivefor dinner. It wasn't that extreme.
But I definitely like, I didn'tgrow up with iPads and stuff. So,
oh, you weren't allowed, Well, you weren't allowed to have that.
(15:01):
No, they didn't exist. Oh, they didn't exist. Oh when
you were super young. Yeah.I mean even when they did exist,
they were really expensive. Not manypeople had them. Now. I understand
the convenience and being a mom andbeing so busy and trying to juggle other
kids and putting an iPad in frontof your little toddler to keep him occupied.
But you have to do that tome sometimes, But seriously, it
(15:24):
makes me. It makes me sad. Yeah, I just go alle But
they can. People are afraid they'regoing to get stolen and trafficked. It's
a holy world, a whole newworld. Okay, we're playing a new
game. It's called the Goat.I'm going to read you a topic and
(15:46):
you have to tell me the greatestof all time? What is the top
top one of each one of thesetopics. Okay, the goat game,
fast food restaurants, go McDonald's,Rubios, what McDonald's sucks, McDonald's rules
(16:07):
and to But the greatest of alltimes. McDonald's is the worst of all
time just because it's been the mostsuccessful. It's not the greatest in my
opinion. I think it's Chick filA. Yeah, that's fair. I
like I think Rubio's best. Okay, McDonald's is square at the bottom,
though I hate McDonald's. Okay,Well, geez, I know, we
know, we know, Rose don'tneed McDonald's. Who is the goat?
(16:33):
Superheroes Superman, Captain America or spiderMan. Spider Man. Yeah, spider
Man, he's more. He's morelike down to Earth. He's one of
us, kind of more shoots,webs his hands of us, just in
New Yorker, like the rest ofus. Okay, this should be good.
Movie directors Steven Spielbery, Robert Steve, Steven Spielberg. Of course he's
(17:00):
great. Yeah, but he's alot more hit or missed than Spielberg.
Is greatest of all time Spielberg.Yeah, I'll accept that. TV shows.
I love Lucy, Breaking Bad,Breaking Bad, better Saw, Maybe
Breaking Bad grace of all time,Breaking Breaking Bad. I love Lucy.
I mean that's a good one too, very much, The Sopranos. There
(17:22):
you go, Breaking Bad, though, I know that was my my favorite
TV show of all time? Ever, ever, ever, ever? Okay,
board games, risk or Monopoly,Monopoly. I like candy to play
when I was a kid and withmy kids too. That was ever.
(17:45):
That was the nineteen sixties version ofthe iPad. Yeah. Okay, comedy
movies, greatest of all time?Foul Play. Okay, mine is step
Brothers. I loved that. That'sa good I'm gonna say, the other
guys with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, is that a good movie? Is
(18:06):
it hilarious? It's actually really good. I've never seen that. You should
watch Okay, the other guys,I think it's on Netflix or something.
Okay, this one's easy. IceCream flavors, chocolate chip, coffee coffee
ice creams are really good. Yeah, that's like my least favorite ice cream.
That's crazy or is that way?I think mint chocolate ship that's good
(18:32):
too. Okay. Sneaker brands,Nike bands, Nike reality TV shows,
Oh you picked, you're changing youranswer? Congress is good. I don't
like nikes are overrated. Reality TVshows greatest of all time? Oh God,
Survivor, Yes, I agree,it's not my favorite. But house
(18:55):
Has of Beverly Hills also a goodone, because that kind of the Housewives
franchise broke the mold. Well,I don't think it started that way,
do you know. I think it'sstarted with the Osbourne's It's gotta be Survivor,
Survivor because there was nothing like that, Like that was the biggest thing
on TV when it was first on. Oh my gosh. And finally vacation
(19:18):
destinations, why the greatest of alltime? You know, I don't know
San Francisco. What's New York now? I say, like somewhere where they
were the Maldives or something, Turksand Caico, something like that. Oh,
I really want to go to somewater that's so warm and clear with
(19:41):
the huts on sticks in the water. I'm not a beach person, but
like I went to Hawaiian that waseleven twice, but like when I was
like eighteen, and man, thatmakes you be Going to Hawaii makes you
a beach person. The water isjust bathtub warm and so wonderful fish out
there. It's so cool and livingthe Aloha lifestyle. You just kind of
have that kickback. It's all cool. No, they're actually pricks, but
(20:03):
you know they are. What areyou talking about? Stop it? Which
island? Yeah? How so whathappened to you? Nothing? They're just
like they're not The laid back thingis not really like a real thing.
It's not a super common thing outthere. It's not like everyone's living this
like oh whatever goes sort of thing, right, well, not everybody,
(20:25):
but I wouldn't say majority. Okay, Now play the random news music please,
okay, because I have some randomnews stories. Did you see the
UFO thing that happened in New York? No? Oh what happened? I'll
(20:49):
read it, okay, but justsummarize for me, like, did somebody
see a UFO in New York?Like a lot of people when just the
other night? Are you okay?So all right? All right, right
now? Ten things people are convincedothers only pretend to enjoy. Here are
(21:10):
some responses LinkedIn. Who even Ihave a profile and everything. I don't
ever, ever, ever, everlook at LinkedIn or read any posts by
anyone at all from LinkedIn. Idon't know why. Maybe I should I'm
gonna start messaging you on LinkedIn.Why don't you start talking into the microphone?
Edible arrangements, No, thank you. No, those things are actually
(21:33):
so good though, Oh god,they're not worth the money, but if
you do get one, they aredelicious. The fruit ones, I mean,
yeah something, they have chocolate withit too. Oh see family Christmas
and Thanksgiving gatherings. People pretend toenjoy them, but they don't really enjoy
it depends. It depends. Coldplunges in ice. Have you done that
(21:56):
before? Where you plunge in likesuper cold and then you go in the
jacuzzi. The health benefit. Yeah, it feels you feel so it's almost
a euphoric. It's so cool.So I disagree with that one. Running
left running sucks. I only runthat someone's chasing me. I wish,
I wish, I wish I lovedrunning. I really don't. I would
(22:19):
love to run a marathon, butI don't want to train for I tried,
I actually tried. I even wentlike every Saturday, and like,
oh that's not enough. You haveto go every other day the minimum.
Well this was like a specific we'releading up to the Rock and Roll Marathon
training you still go every other day, but I just I could not stand
it. I've got any running shoesand everything. I was ready to go,
(22:41):
and I'm like, Nope, Ijust don't have the lung capacity or
I just don't have the patience orthat. I don't know what it is
voluntarily waking up at five am.Nobody does that. Some people like that.
Actually I don't understand it. Ilike, I love being up early.
I love being up late. Ihate being tired up early though,
uh huh. I love being uplate. I love being up until like
(23:03):
three in the morning. Being upearly is cool too, but maybe it's
because you feel like you're kind ofalone. Yeah, because everybody else is
still sleeping late. It's cool,I know. Here's the worst part,
though, is staying up really lateand waking up at like noon and you're
like, well, okay, theday's wasted. Basically, yeah, I
know, I don't remember. Lauradoesn't feel like that, though. No,
I haven't slept until noon for ina long time. No, you
(23:26):
haven't. Oh my god, Ihaven't slept correctly in a long time.
Uh oh, this is a goodone. Gender reveal parties gross people pretend
to enjoy those. No and Twitteror x or whatever it's called. Do
you do you like that? Doyou? Okay, tell me why you
like that so much? So manyunhinged people on there. It's just it's
(23:49):
just not a fun No, itis, and there's great info in there,
but you can't believe anything you readand you just have to laugh at
it. You can't take it seriously. What's what did you go oh for?
I was agreeing with you. Oh, I thought you were going to
add something. Okay. The averageperson starts to get more negative at the
(24:11):
age of Nope, fifty, no, forty two. God, when I'm
forty, I'm gonna be in trouble. You are already there. God,
Laura, you and I I know, well, I I'm not negative,
You're not. You're somewhat negative.I just want to point out I'm not
this negative in real life. Well, I know, I've met your girlfriend
(24:36):
and she's like absolutely stunning and I'mwonderful. She's just a delight. And
I'm like, he's got to havesome secret like powers or like he has
a whole other personality and we're notaware of or something. I don't know.
Is it that Brian loves me more? And I haven't met his girlfriend
yet because you bailed. You bailedon something. We were going to have
(24:56):
a family outing. Oh we haveto talk about our family outing the other
night. Oh god, Oh okay. Would it have been illegal if I
would have driven to from my houseto Taco Bell in the trunk of yes,
yes, I really wanted to dothat because we had that story.
We had a story on the blastanyway, so Brian wouldn't have been hold
(25:21):
on. It wouldn't have been interesting, like what would have happened? Nothing,
I mean, I don't know.Maybe maybe it would have been scary.
I don't get there, and you'relike that was crazy in the truck,
We're like, noz, we wouldhave driven her down to the border.
And the craziest thing was how muchour bill was at Taco Bell.
Dude. Well, you know,like like compared to four years ago,
(25:42):
fast food prices are up, likeI think it's almost four and fifty percent
or something. Oh my gosh.Well, I'm just saying the amount of
food we got was substantial price.It was like thirty nine dollars, Like,
who has ever spent that much atTaco Bell? Well that's pretty normal
nowadays. Really, just she justhe doesn't get any more treats. Oh
(26:03):
my god. Okay, So nowwomen are lusting over a certain type of
man after scene Zandia's new movie,and they're called rat faced men, rodent
faced men. It's like sexy ratmen are the new hot thing. Thinner
guys with pinched angular features like KieranCulkin, Tom Hittelson, Jeremy Allen White
(26:30):
and Zendia's two co stars in hernew movie, Challengers, and like Timothy
Shallot Timothy Shallom, he's a perfectone. He is so I love him,
I know, but he's sexy.What I love him? He's so
it's because he's so talented. Didyou ever see Say my Name You call
(26:51):
me by your name? Yeah,the one where he's say my name is
the name of a song, likea like a relationship. Yes, yes,
no interest, It's so good.I loved it. The World Economic
Forum ranked the best countries for tourism, and guess where America came in last?
(27:11):
Number one? Baby, there's stillthe number one tourist attraction for the
world for like foreign countries were huge. Okay, guess what's next? Japan?
That's third, close second Spain,and then Japan and then France.
I thought friends would be like higherup and then Australia. France is going
(27:33):
downhill? I've heard was that becausethe bed bugs? No, because Paris
is just a crap hoole now apparently, Yeah, that's what I've heard too.
What's wrong with it? Is there? Just not expensive? And dirty?
Yeah? Dirty? Real? Who'srunning that place? The country of
Francis? I know who's the onein charge? I don't know. I
need to make a phone call miscane, Yes you do mean a Google get
(27:59):
me France. Finally, the McAllistermansion from Home Alone is for sale.
I think it's sold. Actually,oh really, I think like fifteen million
or something. Well, it wasfor sale for five point two five million,
five bedrooms, six bathrooms in asuburb of Chicago. So and I've
never seen that movie. You've seenHome Alone? I have no interest.
(28:23):
You should watch it? But whybecause it's a pretty good movie. It
is funny. But is it doesit hold up? Yes? Because it's
old, really really old? Likewhy would I go back and see that?
What? You know? What?What? Wait? What is this?
Okay? Hey? Yes, didyou get Barbara Streisen's biography? Reading
(28:45):
it? Okay? Is it likeso good. It's really good, Okay,
because I heard Howard Stern talking aboutit and how he like was listening
to the audio version of it,and he's like, she was bullied core
when she had a hard growing up, and the mom wasn't real nice to
her either. He said that therewas one time when they all went out
(29:08):
for ice cream, or her dadtook her friends out for ice cream,
and then he said to her,you don't get any ice cream because you're
ugly. What adult would say thatto a child? Yeah, but look
at her now, I know.So it's a big book, hunt long.
Oh it's huge, and ten yearsto write. Yep. And then
(29:30):
if you listen to the audio,I think it's a total of forty eight
hours. There was somebody said somebodysaid it was forty eight hours. I
can't remember who. It was.Crazy, that's like two days of listening.
Well, I think it was helistened to it and he said he
(29:51):
listened to it in forty eight hours. Oh okay, No, it couldn't
possibly take that long because the bookis probably about that big. It's like,
warn piece, it is huge.Where are you in the book?
I am about a quarter of theway through, so how old is she
at this point? She just startedher career. Okay, she got a
job singing in like a little nightclub, like a dinner club. Wow.
(30:15):
It is indeed forty eight hours.Oh okay, oh yeah, that's what
I thought. It is forty eighthours. Wow. Yeah. And I
just wait, did I just askif if she voiced it? She did?
She did? Yeah to she Wowthat is insane. Yeah, I
thought when I heard that, Ithought she's I know, the book is
(30:36):
big. Here's something interesting. Thelongest chapter takes fifty nine minutes to read
the shortest chapter takes eleven seconds toread. Wow, she's a very good
writer. You know how there's justpeople that can write and it's almost like
a postcard, like you can seewhat they're describing. Yes, yes,
(30:56):
that's how her writing is. Iwas actually really I wonder if she wrote
all of it like from or ifshe had help or I don't know,
it doesn't there was no ghostwriter mentioned. Well yeah, it did take her
ten years, so maybe it washer. I'm reading it just I just
got it the other day. It'sthe book about mad Max Fury Road and
(31:19):
it's called Blood, Sweat and Chrome. Oh yeah, and why is that
because it's all about the how whata cinematic vision this movie was, and
all the tension and drama that wasgoing on behind the scenes between Tom Hardy
(31:41):
and Charlie's their own and then thedirector George Miller, Georgia Miller. They
originally were going to shoot it somewhereelse, but there was a huge tropical
storm that happened in one hundred yearsor something and it wiped the place out
and it had to be desolate andit was you know, so they had
(32:05):
to they went to Nambia. Ithink I forget, but Mad Max Fury
Road is a like legitimately fantastic.It is it is I can't wait to
see Furiosa. Yeah, me too. Wait, really what makes it so
good? It's like nothing you've everseen before. It's like it's like a
true like ben her level epic ofthis generation. I remember the Mad Mags
I saw there was just like liketwo jeeps that were all tricked out looking
(32:28):
they're racing the desert. This itwas boring. Fury Road is like nothing
you've ever seen before. It's liketake that movie and the movie is literally
on crack and also maybe psychedelics likeit I mean, I know it like
we're getting a lot of praise,but it's genuinely that incredible of like a
difference. It really is, AndI'm not usually into way. When did
that come out a couple of yearsago? Like ten years ago? I
think was it that long? Ithink Fury Road did it get critically?
(32:52):
Oh? It is super Yeah,this one did too, this new one
Furios. Knowing me and knowing howI don't like the car chases and that
kind of it, I would itwould absolutely, I don't know, twenty
fifteen, so eight years okay,almost nine. You might like it because
it is like it is like anincredible spectacle. You literally can't believe what's
(33:14):
going on on the screen in front. Really it's largely real. Yeah,
because it's like how they did itis unreal. Oh my god. There's
a scene in it where they're drivingthrough the desert and the you know,
it's the tricked out cars and jeepsand all that stuff, and it's just
the it's euphoric almost, and they'vegot guys on these bendable sticks that are
(33:38):
oh yeah, bouncing back and forthbetween that they did it and no one
died. It's in the trailer.You probably saw the trailer. It is
an incredible movie though, it's likegenuinely like one of the greatest movies of
the last like twenty Hour Yeah easy. Is there any movie that you're looking
forward to coming out? I'm reallylooking for too Furiosa, And then I'm
(34:01):
really looking forward to the one withOh. I think COVID ruined movies.
It's sad it did. It's wellbecause now, I mean I I was
just looking at something online and it'salready playing, is already on. Oh
(34:24):
yeah, that's because it wasn't makingany money. But it's not. It's
not COVID that ruined movies that hurt, but it was streaming services everyone movies.
It was specifically, it was probablyHBO Max. It did it because
HBO Max was the first big oneto just be like you can go see
in theaters or you can just stayhome and watch it for free. Yeah,
like the they released the Matrix thesame time on streaming as they did
(34:45):
in theaters. Yeah, that happensa lot. And why would you go
see in theaters then you can seeit for free? Exactly? Well,
I mean if you have a bigscreen, you know, for most people
it's really streaming services. Especially theseplaces are like, we're going to release
in likely two weeks after it comesout in theater on streaming, so it's
really streaming. They ruined it.Wow, well I just read that AMC
(35:08):
isn't doing all that. Well,oh no, we're gonna lose movie theaters
now too. Did you look upthe UFO thing? Yes? I did,
Okay, so it was. Ittook place in New York at a
Blue Angel's demonstration. Okay, soTMZ obtained it. And it lasts no
(35:36):
more than a nano second. Butit's an unidentified object whizzes across a clear
blue sky during a Blue Angel's demonstrationin Long Island last Friday. The object
in question moves at a wildly fastspeed as one of the planes does its
thing in the air, and consideringthat this is a super Hornet jet that
we're looking at, it's very impressive. For those unfamiliar with the Blue Angels.
(35:57):
They are the US Navy Flight DemonstrationsSquadron, so they know a thing
or two about speed and yes,this thing is going faster. Wow,
did it look like a tic tacAnd they say that it does. Wow,
that looks like a spaceship that youwould see in like an old seventies
movie. Like it's the second allegedUFOST sighting in New York in recent months.
Oooh, they're getting ballsier. They'rebranching out into the big city now
(36:22):
by the way, and the otherone in the Empire State looked awfully similar
to this was something whizzing across thesky. Oh I love stuff like this.
Oh I just more alien stuff,more alien stuff. Bring it,
bring it, bring it. Okay, Well, that's it for the show.
You guys, thanks for being here. I appreciate it. You're very
(36:43):
welcome. I always appreciate it.We appreciate you, Brian, I appreciate
you. I appreciate Brian. Okay, and we appreciate you for watching and
listening of course, and love yourpodcast. I love you, thank you.
I love you too. Thank you, I love you too. I
love you. Okay, go ahead, thank you. Okay, treat you
(37:05):
mean like you're like I'm your girlfriend. Yes, they luck out. Please
we'll watch a little Madam Webb tonightand then and then a little Nookie let
me go, and please lock out. Love your body, oh my god,
love you. Mind to be babiesby MM hmm.
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