June 27, 2024 • 42 mins
Trust us, you will love it when you find out who shows up as our mystery guest. We used to play this guessing game on the Jeff and Jer Show. Each of us asks yes or no questions to determine who the person is. The Mystery Guest always disguises their voice. You will be overjoyed, touched, inspired, and nostalgic when you discover who it is. Producer Bryan embarrasses Laura by outing her YouTube search history and recommendations. He has access to her account so this is especially sneaky of him....but funny. Thank you Besties Dog Grooming Salon for the new T-shirts we are wearing. And, thank YOU GUYS for watching and listening, as always. Next week, Erik and Laura lay out their plans for a new risky business venture and we have a very captivating in-studio guest. We are unapologetically unfiltered, real, raw, and kinda crazy. Love your podcast!
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(00:09):
Per gift, but I'll bring itnext okay. Sure. Oh hey,
hi, welcome to Laura Kane afterDark. Thank you so much for tuning
in. I'm Laura Kane and thisis my trusted, wonderful confidant BFF number
two. Rimmer, Eric Rimmer,what do you mean, number two?
Well, I'm your whatever. Youknow what, you're my BFF. I'm
just listen. Why do I haveto qualify it every time? I don't
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exactly, That's what I say aboutyou. And then we have thank you,
thank you, producer Brian, andwe have our BFF a Jason producer
Brian. And then we have mylittle BFF right here. Oh my god,
Elvis. Okay, speaking of Elvisand best friends. Yes, there's
a store that opened up in myneighborhood and it's a dog grooming store.
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And I took Elvis to get groomedand I saw this and I was like,
I asked the woman, I said, hey, we do a podcast.
This is really important. May Ihave two of those? And she
said yes. So you're going tohave to change out of the shirt I
gave you on Tuesday, okay,on Monday, and change into this one
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because look what it says here itis. We both have one? So
cute? Are we both going toput them on? God? That's so
cute? Thank you? I thinkthis is is that one? Yours?
This which I don't know, whichlooks bigger yours? This is a medium,
I know, but that might bea chick medium. Oh I'll fit
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into it. I think that's forme. But no, we're wearing it
because we're cute. We're going tobe besties now we are changing hold on,
okay, we also have our mysteryguest is waiting for us to call
this person, and you guys aregoing to add ask the mystery guest yes
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or no questions to try to guesswho the person is who will be disguising
their voice using what I don't know? Is it ke Reeves? Don't be
stupid. I know you couldn't pullthat off. Don't be Why would you
even ask me ahead of time whoit is? They would defeat the whole
purpose of this fun game? Isit, Harrison Ford? I don't know,
(02:28):
but we better call this person becauseI told this person we'd be calling
this person fifteen minutes ago. Ohwow, Oh that looks cute on you.
Look, we're besties see it's official. Anyway, the cute cute dog
spaw and look how cute Elvis looks. They did a great job. And
(02:50):
they're in Mission Hills and their newbusiness. So there you go. Small
business. We're all about small businesses. Okay. So this game is the
Mystery Guest. You guys, askyes or no questions. You try to
guess who it is. Okay,so here we go. Is everything up?
We're gonna call this person right now. But yeah, here we go.
How come it's not how come it'snot ringing on the roadcaster? It
(03:14):
is? Yeah? Here? No, I can't hear it. Hold on,
mystery guest, Hold on, Idon't hear it anymore. It rang
for a second. Hold on,let's see. Let me make sure that
we are connected, Mystery Guests.Hold on, hold on, hold on,
go back to like the main callscreen. Clicked on the speaker button.
(03:35):
It says it says road caster onhere? Oh see you? Or
damn? Okay? You can't play? Did you see it? Did you
see? No? I was no? Okay, okay, but anyway,
hold on, mystery guest. Whyis this not working? Oh my god?
(03:55):
Okay, now I put it.It's on. It's on. All
right, mystery guests, let mejust say, let me just ask it,
mystery guests, can you hear us? Yes, there's the mystery guest.
Hello, mistery guests, thank youso much for joining us. We
really appreciate it. And uh,I know who you are? And now
(04:19):
somebody else? Do I know whoyou are? Because it's all your name
on the phone? But Eric,did you see? Eric doesn't know who
you are. So Eric will bethe one asking yes or no questions mystery
guests. So here we go,Eric, find out who the mystery guest
is. Uh aes or no questions? Are you a man? I'm sorry
(04:43):
I couldn't hear you are. Areyou a man? Yes? I am
I hope. Uh? Are youon television? No? Are you do?
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Do I know who you are?Yes? Does Laura know who you
are? Yes? Okay, Ohmy god? Are you famous? No?
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Were you famous? Maybe? Comeon, Eric, be more creative.
Think of the one short period whereLaura was famous. Stop giving you
an Come on, Eric, bemore creative. Ask do you come on?
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Yes? Do you own a business? No? Oh? Are you
on the radio? Not right now? Did you and I fart on each
other one time? Say that again. Did you and I fart on each
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other one time? Did we knoweach other a long time? No?
Did we fart on each other onetime? Yeah? What kind of did
that? Really? I think?So? Oh wait, no, I
know what it was. We didn'tfart on each other. Did you?
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Did you comb my hair one time? No? This is getting weird.
I thought it was what I massagedyour feet once? My god, Okay,
who did you fart on and combtheir hair? Is what I wanted?
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I totally, I totally thought Ihad it. Now I'm totally confused.
You can't get it from the giggles. I couldn't hear. Okay,
keep asking questions, Oh, Iknow, ask more, ask one more
questions. Oh my god, haveyou taken a book today? I know
(07:36):
I'm gonna I'm gonna tell a joke. Oh god, then I think I
know who this is. Okay,Oh god, jeez, So brace yourself.
All right, all right, doctordoctor, I have five peen?
(08:01):
Well, how do your pants spitlike a glove? It's randy? I
know that laugh you go, Ohmy god, I love that laugh so
much. How are you? I'mokay, a good glowed? You do
(08:22):
not have to laugh at that joke. It was stupid, it was funny.
What you know how I feel aboutjokes? How are you, Randy?
Oh my god, I just now, Randy, when we were in
the studio, didn't you like brushmy eyebrows or do something to my face?
(08:43):
And it hurts so bad? Ohyeah, I tried to. It
was like comb your goateee or something. Oh my god, it was hilarious.
When he was a guest on ourshow and he came in, he
did some We had some device andhe was trying to use it on me
and it hurts so bad. Okay, the question is who did you fart
(09:05):
on? That's what I initially thoughtit was. I thought we took turns
farting on each other, but itwould be I don't know, probably you
so weird. How are you?I'm good, I'm good. We're just
you know, taking care of Sophia, and you know, that's that's pretty
(09:28):
much what I that. You know, what Debbie and I do now.
So I was originally I wanted himto come into the show because everybody loves
Randy, and Randy lightens up aroom and that laugh is the best laughing
in the world. Hysterical. Hehas some very serious responsibilities. So I'm
like, oh, maybe we canplay that mystery guest game that we used
to play. Oh god, justhearing Randy laugh makes me laugh. I
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know, Randy, do you haveany what's the last movie you saw?
Do you have any like movie suggestionsfor us or shows? Well, most
of the movies I watch, youknow, I buy like on iTunes,
but you know what I am watchingon and it's like I'm binge watching now
and it's it's like I'm kind oflate to the game. But did you
(10:13):
guys ever watch Justified? Okay?Yes, By the way, that was
like when we were on the air. That's how old that show. It
was laid behind the game because Jerryloved that one. Yes, I remember
him telling telling us about that,and I'm like, I'm in season three
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and I think I started watching ityesterday. Oh my god, Randy,
there is a show you need towatch. It's called Breaking Bad. Okay,
Okay, are you up to speedon that one? Be proud of
me, Laura, I actually watchedthe whole thing already, Breaking Back All.
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I am proud of you. Ididn't know that about you. I'm
very proud of you too. Ithought you would be. There's this one
that you might want to catch.I think it's instill in Rotate. You
can probably watch on Netflix or Hulu. It's called Seinfeld. You can probably
binge watch that too. Oh mygod. I was talking to some girls
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today and they were like talking aboutfriends, and I'm like, I do
not like friends. I never have, I never will. Randy watched your
thought on the show Friends. Theywere shocked. They were like, what
who doesn't like friends? Like me? I love friends. It's stupid.
Randy thoughts, Well, you know, it's not really my thing. But
I will say Debbie loves it.It's like one of her all time favorite
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shows. But I never really,you know, got into it. What
was the last thing that you ate? Last thing I ate? M hmm.
I remember you having weird dinners sometimes. Let's see. I had two
of those little cheese squares and Ihad oh, I had like there,
(12:05):
we had some leftover persudo and Ihate that on a cracker. I had
that I think about a half hourago. Oh my god, your diet
is hilarious of cheese and put ona cracker. How are you? How
are you able to stand on?I have a this you're going to die
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for you. It sounds weird,but you gotta try it. Oh god.
Okay. You get a cracker andyou get a little bit of ideally
the Dijon mustard. Okay, andyou get a you know what kipper snacks
are, No, they're like sardines, Oh, by god, by okay,
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and then you put a little horseradish on it with the cheese.
Okay, cracker, Dijon mustard,sardine, horse radish. Oh my god,
Oh my god. I'm really good. I swear I would. It's
really good. It's amazing that thisman looks the way he does. I
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know, he looks like he's twentyyears old. Before you all have always
looked great. And Randy, I'mgoing to brace myself here. I'm holding
onto Eric's knee and the couch.Randy, please, oh god, I
don't want to. Oh this isgonna hurt. How old are you?
You really want to know? Ohmy god, Oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god.I'm gonna ship myself. I know I'm
gonna ship myself too. Okay,go okay, I'm gonna tell I'm going
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to tell you how old I'm goingto be in October. This year.
Oh my god, no matter what, no matter what. Throughout the years,
every single time this topic came up, it was always a shocker.
Yeah, because I I it was. It was outstandingly shocking. Okay,
if he's oh my, I'm bracingmyself, go for it. Are you
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ready? Yes? This year inOctober, now I'm going to be sixty
five. No you're not. Nope, no way, no, I don't
believe. You know what. Thegood news is I qualify for Medicare this
year. Oh my god? Whatelse I do? Get senior coffee?
(14:20):
Oh my god, I am totallyall about the senior discount. Oh my
god. You know what, Hey, Randy, maybe we can all go
to dinner at like Denny's because you'llget that blue light special or whatever to
go like three thirty after you,but it'll be it'll be like five.
I'm all over the Senior Slam.Wait, what's that place used to go
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to all the time? It isn'tthat old people porn? Jimmy, wait,
what's the slam? He said,I'm all about the senior Slam,
And I said, isn't that anold people porn movie? That is that
is gross? It's totally gross.What's that one restaurant you went to all
the time, Jimmy's. I haven'tbeen there for a while, you know,
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it's it's it feels kind of weird, honestly, because I used to
take my foot my parents there.That's right, That's right. It's not
I don't mean that as a bummeror anything. It's just, you know,
it just feels funny. So I'msure I'll go back. But you
know, that was like, thatwas like my parents jam that was like
(15:26):
have to sell your your parents homeor do you still live there? No,
we don't live there anymore. Well, you know, it was,
but I think, honestly it wasit was kind of a blessing to you
know, I when they passed,I didn't want to really live there anymore,
you know, because it was reallykind of hard the last few years,
you know, being like a caregiveror anything like that. But we're
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totally happy now where we're living,and it's it's nice to really have our
own place, and you know,there's more area for so we you know,
Sophia to walk around. We walkedevery day and it's just we're really
blessed to be living where we're livingnow. And nice. Yeah, I
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don't take it for granted, youknow. And Sophia is doing great.
How old is she? Well,let's see, she's going to be sixty
five. Say no, this isgoing to be shocking too. No,
this year she is going to betwelve. Oh my god, I can't
believe she's going to be twelve yearsold. And have you talked to like
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Tommy lately or anybody from the show. Have I talked to anybody? Yeah,
well, let's see Jeff every oncein a while will send me a
text or call. Yeah. Ihaven't talked to Jerry for a long time.
The last time was when we wereall on the Tommy's Show. You
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know what I listened to the otherday that just made me die. It
was the whole cracky McClure era.There's like a whole thing on YouTube.
It is so friggin hysterical. Ialways I always think about Rick when when
I hear it, that cracky stuff. You know, he he really worked
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his ass off on that. Thatwas like, but it was just like
it was so funny. I mean, Tommy would sometimes, you know,
he'd wanted me to make sure thatevery once in a while we do a
Best Step Show, and that wasalways part of it. You know.
It was just you know, andI think a lot about the show too,
you know, I'm I'll always bethankful for it. You know,
(17:42):
it was if I always say this, you know, if God ever,
if I ever needed proof that Godloved me, you know, he let
me do that for almost twenty fouryears. Yeah, you know, I
got to work with you know,people that are like, are my family
ready? You know what It's like, I say, interrupt you, but
like I was still in the business, and it is not the same.
(18:06):
We are so blessed that we werein it when we were because it was
we were it was we were thetop, it was radio was the king.
It was the best time of mylife. Yeah, and and you
know it's You're right, it's notlike it used to be. And and
remember, you know, there weretimes when I'd look over at you when
(18:27):
we were in the studio, youknow, the air, and and I'd
look over to you and I'd say, you know, I can't believe we're
getting paid for this, you know, and and like we're doing something we
really love to do. And youknow, you know, and I would
have never met Eric, you know, if it wasn't for you or the
(18:48):
show. And and now you know, Eric, you're you're my friend,
and yeah, you know, II I you know, I wish I
could see you guys more. Butexcuse me, it's you know, just
really hard, you know. Youknow, we just have to make sure
that, you know, Sophia's needsare met, and they are and she's
thriving, you know, but that'sthat's our priority. Yeah, for sure,
(19:11):
that's a good work. I thinkthere's going to be a day where,
you know, we can all ofus get together again. Oh I
would love it well, you know. And and you can always always come
and visit Laura and I in thehome because we are going to be in
have the big bed. We're goingto live like Willy walk A style the
(19:32):
grandparents. Yeah, yeah, youcould bring your wife and Sophia over and
just entertain us for a little while. Speaking of entertaining you, Randy,
I have a joke for you.Oh god, this is probably going to
make Laura laugh too, won't Ibet it will? I know she does,
but it's it's a It brings mejoy to try and make her laugh.
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So are you ready? Two oldladies are talking? One of them
says to the other, you lookfabulous. What's your secret? The other
one says, I've been giving myhusband oral sex every day for the last
month. I feel great and Ilook great, and I can't recommend it
enough. They run into each othera couple months later, and the second
lady says to the first lady,now you look great. What have you
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been doing. The first lady says, I've been taking your advice. I've
been giving oral sex every night forthe last month, and I've never felt
better or looked better. But yourhusband was really surprised. Brandy. My
mouth is like a flat line.My eyes are flat lines. Everything is
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just a flat line. Yeah,if she didn't have botox, that would
just look like line notebook paper.I can't believe. Oh that's nothing,
Brandy, nothing. You should hearwhat I say about her vagina. Oh
please, I know. Oh hegoes there looking at it. He's not
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He's never seen one. He's neverseen one in real life. No,
I'm afraid, Randy. I thinkthey have teeth. Randy, you are
That laugh is like if I couldbottle that, God sell it make a
million dollars. I wish my laughsounded like Randy's. I love it so
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much. Somebody who has had beenhe's had so many challenges in life,
he has never once complained, neveronce, and you are such an inspiration.
I want to tell you guys something. And I told you this before,
Laura, when your when your fatherpassed. I don't know if you
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remember me ever telling you, butI said that I admired that, you
know, the courage that you showedthrough that whole thing, you know,
and I kind of I think aboutthat from time to time, and I
hope that I think I handled youknow, when my you know, my
mom and dad passed, you know, And I tried to think about your
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strength every once in a while thatyou you know, showed when when that
you went through that, and youknow, eric On on your end of
it it. I see your post, you know, when you when you
mark the anniversary of your mom's passing, and and I I just you know,
wanted to tell you guys that Ithink the way you handle it,
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you know, and the way youshare with everybody that you know, as
hard as it is to maybe evensometimes talk about it, I think it
just shows a lot of you know, courage on your part and it probably
helps you guys to you know,to talk about it every once in a
while, and yeah, it doesfor me, it doesn't, you know,
if it's not, I'm sorry tointerrupt you, Randy, but if
it's not, how how big ofa space was it between your mom and
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dad passing? Well, let's see, mom passed in twenty twenty one and
dad passed in twenty twenty three.Oh, okay, so it was was
it was relatively close together. Yeah, And I don't I don't mean to
bring down or anything like that.I just I felt like it was important
to tell you, you know,both that you know, it's as hard
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as it is to deal with somethinglike that, you know, and I
think it probably, like I said, it helps you guys to talk about
it and to share. And I'mglad you do because it doesn't just you
know, inspire me. I'm surethere's a lot of other people that are
going, you know, through thesame thing that we did. Well,
you know, and it's really itreally says something about you and your character
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because it is very, very difficult. Yeah, oh my gosh, and
that is something that you know,you can't get those moments back. I
know how hard it is, andbut looking back on it, I wouldn't
change it for a second. Well, yeah, you were. You were
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both there for your your you know, your your dad Laura and your mom
Eric. You know, as hardas that was to deal with, and
it was, it was like thehardest thing in my life to ever do.
I look back on it, though, and I'm thankful to God that
I was. He gave me thestrength enough to get you know, telp
them, to get me and myfamily through it. You know. You
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know Debbie, you know, shewas She's a godsend because she you know,
she lived there with it. Shewent through it as much as I
did, you know, so andyou know, stood by my side the
whole time. And I'm thankful thatI have Sophia. You know, she's
like Debbie and Sophia were like arelike are like, and we're like my
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respite during this whole thing. Icould always go to Debbie and talk about,
you know, whatever heart was goingon. Yeah, and you know,
I I don't want to bring yourshow down or anything like that.
I just want to know. It'sa part of life. It's so important,
and you know, it's We're gettingto that age, Randy where we
are losing people, you know,even you know peers or you guys are
(25:14):
both orphans kind of Yeah, yes, that's it must be really hard.
But again they're with you. Yeah, yes, I do. And you
know, if I was to giveanybody any any advice, now, I'm
thankful that on my end of it, I never had an instance with my
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parents that I you know, quittalking to them or had a disagreement and
a separation from them, you know. And if I could give anybody any
advice, I would say that ifyou have like a something between you and
your parents, and I would say, resolve it. That's what I say.
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And if not just your parents,but a family member, you know,
because you got to cherish the timethat you have with them. And
I think if you work that differenceout, as hard as it might be,
I think when the time comes forgod, you know, to call
them, you're going to look backon that and say, you know what,
I'm glad I did that. Yeah, you know, And I know
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that may sound corny or like aHallmark card or whatever, you know,
and I apologize for that, butI think about that a lot. You
know that I was thankful that Iwas there. I'm thankful that they when
they passed, they were at home, they were happy, and you know
that I get a lot of sideof satisfaction from that. And like I
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said, I'm thankful I didn't havea you know, a big divide from
them, you know. And Iwould just say, resolve it if you
can resolve it, because I thinkand you know, when the like,
you'll, you'll you won't regret thatyou did. No. No, And
that was the biggest blessing for mewas that I was able to be there
for my mom and my dad whenthey both passed, So you know it,
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I wouldn't trade that for anything,Randy. I was really really glad
you were there for me. Thetime when we were we drank that soda
that was super carbonated and we recordedour burps and I made pants down the
(27:26):
burp and it sounded like a dinosaurand I was pregnant. I peed my
pants in the studio and Randy wasthe only one that was in there with
me, and he helped me,like time my shirt around my wet but
stand it showed, it showed.Oh that was so funny. Randy's Randy,
I love it, I know,And he kept playing it and plank.
(27:48):
Am I going to do that?Oh my god, Randy, do
you have a copy of that?Okay, I wish it was all off
the air. Oh my god,that was our special moment. Yes,
yes, by god, that ishilarious. Well, Randy, it was
just so wonderful having you on theshow. You're just always such a fountain
(28:10):
of like of encouragement and knowledge andand and just wonderful vibes. And I
love you so much. I'm soglad I do too, Randy. I'm
so glad you're my friend. Well, I'm thankful that you guys are my
friends, and I think about youoften. I really same here, and
(28:30):
I love you know your post onFacebook and and and all that you know,
and it's it's it's funny. Iwish I had had caught that show
you guys did with the hot tortillachip or whatever. I just told him
about it because he gave me theidea. I'm like, oh, Randy,
we already did it, and theyhad one tiny piece and they almost
died. I think I had ringstingfor about a week and a half.
(28:56):
You're probably part of fire Crackers.Oh my gosh. Okay, so this
is this is terrible. I can'teven believe I'm gonna God at this,
but Randy sparks something in Jesus.So over the weekend, I had a
dinner with an old coworker and herpartner and we went for Mexican food.
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And then the next day my coworkermade tostatas with chicken and I had beans,
and oh it was delicious. ThenI for dinner, I had I
there was so much Mexican food thatI had it for dinner. So I
had beans three meals in a row. So let's just say that Sunday,
(29:38):
when I woke up, I justlevitated to work. I didn't even need
to put my feet on the ground. I farted all day long. Yeah.
I really was like a hovercraft.Yeah so I had Oh, I
had my crop dusting T shirt on, and That's basically what I did all
day. Yeah. Oh, I'mglad I wasn't there, but I'm kind
(30:03):
of sorry. Oh, yes,you would have. It was terrible,
especially when I didn't from somebody.Maybe one of these days you could come
into the studio some days in thefuture. We would love to see your
face, would I would love towell, thank you, Randy. We
love you. So you are welcomeanytime. Randy, all right, I
(30:26):
love you, bye bye. Ohmy god. I know. It was
like so it's so funny because Iwhen I was like Brian, this isn't
working, and it says Randy onthe phone. God, I didn't even
see it. I wouldn't have gottenthat, by the way. I mean,
I know who Randy is. Idon't know how much beyond that.
You know, Randy. His laughnothing like it. Everybody's ever loved it,
(30:52):
everybody's ever heard it. It justbrings joy. So I just needed
we needed to have him on it. We needed to have him on Okay,
so let's get Okay, we're gonnatalk about our new little business venture.
It'll be quick, and then youhave something to write. I have
something that let's run some commercial.Yes, I was gonna say, well,
little we'll do our commercials and thenwe'll get to and then we're gonna
talk about Jlo's concert in Italy.Oh boy, what a shit show.
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All Right, So what we've decidedis Eric and I are going to
flush out our business idea a littlebit more and we're going to lay it
out next week. We're going toend with something that Brian is bringing to
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the table. And what's up.Do you want me to go first,
Brian or do you want to gofirst? Oh? Yeah, because he's
a topic Jlo real quick, Yeah, do it? Okay, Okay,
this because this is like shocking.Okay, so the comments are hilarious.
Okay, So yeah, what's up? So she had her concert, her
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first concert over in Italy. Okay, and this is before she canceled.
Obviously, all of the whole restof the two, so everything else has
been canceled. Okay, So peopleare saying like, oh, this wasn't
a school assembly. So there werenineteen thousand empty seats at her first concert
in Italy. Tickets were eight markeddown to eight, and then ninety five
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percent of the tickets were unsold,according to Live Nation. Oh no,
and she fired her hair and herstylist or costume designer. Excuse me of
she started with j LO in twothousand and nine, So how many years?
Is that because she let it slipthat it was because of ticket sales?
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Okay? Is this because of benAffleck? Is this because people are
sick of her? Is this becausewhat is this? Why? I think
it's because she's oversaturated. I thinkthose two movies that she put out on
Amazon or whatever. I think thatwas the nail in the coffin. I
really do. I think there's that'ssad. There's so much stuff going on
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in the world today, and there'sso many other things you could have spent
your money on versus a vanity project, you know what I mean? She
could have invested in Laura Kane afterDark totally, and you know what,
I'm gonn to call her tell her. I thought about this if somebody asked,
if you asked me, hey,I have tickets to go see Jaaloa,
would you want to go? Iwould say no, I'd rather stay
home. If you said, i'llpay you fifty dollars you want to come
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with me, I'd say no.I think it would. I think you'd
have to pay me to go seeher, to spend the time. And
I don't know why I don't dislikeher. No, I love Jala.
I just who cares? Right,I don't, And everybody else thinks the
same way, apparently, Well,the new album tain't and then the two
I mean, do we really needtwo movies? No? Especially the love
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story about her? Please? Honestly, I just kind of feel like she's
She's almost like a Kardashian where she'sjust kind of famous, and she has
skills and things she's famous for,but she's the point where knowingly thinks about
them. She's just kind of famousat this point for being famous, but
nothing really to bring you to aconcert. Right, Yeah, she doesn't
have the best voice, Yeah,she's okay. She's a beautiful woman,
yeah, and a good actress.She's a good actress in her genre.
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Anyway. Okay, what's that producerBrian? Okay, So I do a
lot back end work for the podcastaround here, and that means I get
access to the Lord can after ourYouTube channel. Oh means I see over
Laura's recommended videos. I do.Hold on, hold on, I don't
know. I'm not looking at yourhistory. I'm just I didn't look at
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your history. I'm just saying thisis the recommended things on your friend page.
Oh my god. So this kindof shows you where my where?
Where what I have? Now Ireally go check your history? Oh boy?
Oh no, I'm kidding. Shoot, okay, what all right?
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That's so embarrassing about the slots ona low But and that wasn't all of
them I picked. Oh my god, that's okay. It matches the age
bracket. Your moving, my god, I know, doesn't. You can't
deny that. I can't. Ican't. Maybe it was was wrist tattoos
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on there, like old lady wristtattoos. A couple of ads specialize in
wrist hats or old ladies. Youare totally wrong about that. By the
way, I don't think I thatthing you're right about. But the other
thing I don't think. Find mesomeone who's under the age of thirty who
has wrist tattoos. They're like bracelets. Do you agree with him on this?
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I know you don't like my tattooanybody, so I don't do agree
with him? Oh my god,thank you? You know. And I'm
hold on, I'm not even hatingon it. I'm just saying that people
who get those tattoos are in acertain age demographic. Here's what. Here's
what I greatly disagree with you,because you know the eagle that she's got
right now, it looks like aneagle. Yeah, when she's sixty five,
it's gonna look like a pterodactyl,like seagull dive bombing like food in
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the lake. What are these thingsgonna look like? They're gonna look like
claws? Now, I will say, your other tattoo is very hip,
mostly because you put it in aplace that no one can see without taking
your top off. Right, Butthis, my hand tattoo, is like,
hello, I had to cover forthis. It's gonna look like like
the guy from Creep Show. It'sjust gonna be like like I might as
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well add to it, might domy old ant. Why not? I
just want to point out real quick, we're going to end the show and
say goodbye to everybody. But guesswhat is less than a month away?
Less than a month, less thana month, less than a month.
Charlie Kane and Maya getting married.Oh right, the wedding that I was
disinvited To's Charlie's. I will havea good time, Eric, Yeah,
thank you. I'm going tell mehow it is. I'm going I forgot
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that I did that to you.Yeah, I told her. I'm going
to crash it. I never wasinvited. I'm gonna buy my plane ticket.
I'm gonna get my plane ticket,and do not show up drunk.
Do not object. Oh yeah,because Eric will show up drunk. He
said. That was his quote.He's going to show up wasted, object
to and then throw up on myshold. The day Eric is drunk will
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be the day that one of youraffirmations actually works, which is never start
drinking clean. I'm going to I'mgonna start drinking at the airport and then
yeah, and then I'm just goingto burst, and I'm just going to
kick the church doors open or whereverthey are. Okay, just be like
Ada. And then I'm gonna findLaura in the front row because I'll be
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able, I'll know you're in thefront row. And then I'm just gonna
puke on your shoes. All thisaside, My little baby boy is getting
married in less than a month,and I don't know. I feel happy,
I feel emotional, I feel excited, I feel all sorts of feels.
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It's really kind of it's super cool. I love my d and I
love her family, and he's marryinginto like a great, great family.
It'd be so much fun to bethere. I know I was gonna wait
to hear about it when she getsback. I know, God, I
can't wait. I'll send you videosand stuff you want me to, no,
because I'm going to be there.I'll take all right, what's end
this thing? All right? Nextweek our business idea and so much more.
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Thanks for tuning in so much,Thank you Randy for being our misday.
Thank your love you so much,and love your popodcast. Goodnight bestieh
Okay, that's another file and thenanother another to merit that's right, to
merit? Please what just say itin his goat? All right? All
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right? I love you? Ohmy god, I can't. I can't
have to feel like I know.Please, since Brian, since Brian asked
nicely, love your podcast, ofcourse, love you, my sweeping bye
Per gift, but I'll bring itnext okay. Sure. Oh hey,
hi, welcome to Laura Kane afterDark. Thank you so much for tuning
in. I'm Laura Kane and thisis my trusted, wonderful confidant BFF number
two. Rimmer, Eric Rimmer,what do you mean, number two?
Well, I'm your whatever. Youknow what, you're my BFF. I'm
just listen. Why do I haveto qualify it every time? I don't
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exactly, That's what I say aboutyou. And then we have thank you,
thank you, producer Brian, andwe have our BFF a Jason producer
Brian. And then we have mylittle BFF right here. Oh my god,
Elvis. Okay, speaking of Elvisand best friends. Yes, there's
a store that opened up in myneighborhood and it's a dog grooming store.
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And I took Elvis to get groomedand I saw this and I was like,
I asked the woman, I said, hey, we do a podcast.
This is really important. May Ihave two of those? And she
said yes. So you're going tohave to change out of the shirt I
gave you on Tuesday, okay,on Monday, and change into this one
(01:19):
because look what it says here itis. We both have one? So
cute? Are we both going toput them on? God? That's so
cute? Thank you? I thinkthis is is that one? Yours?
This which I don't know, whichlooks bigger yours? This is a medium,
I know, but that might bea chick medium. Oh I'll fit
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into it. I think that's forme. But no, we're wearing it
because we're cute. We're going tobe besties now we are changing hold on,
okay, we also have our mysteryguest is waiting for us to call
this person, and you guys aregoing to add ask the mystery guest yes
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or no questions to try to guesswho the person is who will be disguising
their voice using what I don't know? Is it ke Reeves? Don't be
stupid. I know you couldn't pullthat off. Don't be Why would you
even ask me ahead of time whoit is? They would defeat the whole
purpose of this fun game? Isit, Harrison Ford? I don't know,
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but we better call this person becauseI told this person we'd be calling
this person fifteen minutes ago. Ohwow, Oh that looks cute on you.
Look, we're besties see it's official. Anyway, the cute cute dog
spaw and look how cute Elvis looks. They did a great job. And
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they're in Mission Hills and their newbusiness. So there you go. Small
business. We're all about small businesses. Okay. So this game is the
Mystery Guest. You guys, askyes or no questions. You try to
guess who it is. Okay,so here we go. Is everything up?
We're gonna call this person right now. But yeah, here we go.
How come it's not how come it'snot ringing on the roadcaster? It
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is? Yeah? Here? No, I can't hear it. Hold on,
mystery guest, Hold on, Idon't hear it anymore. It rang
for a second. Hold on,let's see. Let me make sure that
we are connected, Mystery Guests.Hold on, hold on, hold on,
go back to like the main callscreen. Clicked on the speaker button.
(03:35):
It says it says road caster onhere? Oh see you? Or
damn? Okay? You can't play? Did you see it? Did you
see? No? I was no? Okay, okay, but anyway,
hold on, mystery guest. Whyis this not working? Oh my god?
(03:55):
Okay, now I put it.It's on. It's on. All
right, mystery guests, let mejust say, let me just ask it,
mystery guests, can you hear us? Yes, there's the mystery guest.
Hello, mistery guests, thank youso much for joining us. We
really appreciate it. And uh,I know who you are? And now
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somebody else? Do I know whoyou are? Because it's all your name
on the phone? But Eric,did you see? Eric doesn't know who
you are. So Eric will bethe one asking yes or no questions mystery
guests. So here we go,Eric, find out who the mystery guest
is. Uh aes or no questions? Are you a man? I'm sorry
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I couldn't hear you are. Areyou a man? Yes? I am
I hope. Uh? Are youon television? No? Are you do?
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Do I know who you are?Yes? Does Laura know who you
are? Yes? Okay, Ohmy god? Are you famous? No?
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Were you famous? Maybe? Comeon, Eric, be more creative.
Think of the one short period whereLaura was famous. Stop giving you
an Come on, Eric, bemore creative. Ask do you come on?
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Yes? Do you own a business? No? Oh? Are you
on the radio? Not right now? Did you and I fart on each
other one time? Say that again. Did you and I fart on each
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other one time? Did we knoweach other a long time? No?
Did we fart on each other onetime? Yeah? What kind of did
that? Really? I think?So? Oh wait, no, I
know what it was. We didn'tfart on each other. Did you?
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Did you comb my hair one time? No? This is getting weird.
I thought it was what I massagedyour feet once? My god, Okay,
who did you fart on and combtheir hair? Is what I wanted?
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I totally, I totally thought Ihad it. Now I'm totally confused.
You can't get it from the giggles. I couldn't hear. Okay,
keep asking questions, Oh, Iknow, ask more, ask one more
questions. Oh my god, haveyou taken a book today? I know
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I'm gonna I'm gonna tell a joke. Oh god, then I think I
know who this is. Okay,Oh god, jeez, So brace yourself.
All right, all right, doctordoctor, I have five peen?
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Well, how do your pants spitlike a glove? It's randy? I
know that laugh you go, Ohmy god, I love that laugh so
much. How are you? I'mokay, a good glowed? You do
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not have to laugh at that joke. It was stupid, it was funny.
What you know how I feel aboutjokes? How are you, Randy?
Oh my god, I just now, Randy, when we were in
the studio, didn't you like brushmy eyebrows or do something to my face?
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And it hurts so bad? Ohyeah, I tried to. It
was like comb your goateee or something. Oh my god, it was hilarious.
When he was a guest on ourshow and he came in, he
did some We had some device andhe was trying to use it on me
and it hurts so bad. Okay, the question is who did you fart
(09:05):
on? That's what I initially thoughtit was. I thought we took turns
farting on each other, but itwould be I don't know, probably you
so weird. How are you?I'm good, I'm good. We're just
you know, taking care of Sophia, and you know, that's that's pretty
(09:28):
much what I that. You know, what Debbie and I do now.
So I was originally I wanted himto come into the show because everybody loves
Randy, and Randy lightens up aroom and that laugh is the best laughing
in the world. Hysterical. Hehas some very serious responsibilities. So I'm
like, oh, maybe we canplay that mystery guest game that we used
to play. Oh god, justhearing Randy laugh makes me laugh. I
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know, Randy, do you haveany what's the last movie you saw?
Do you have any like movie suggestionsfor us or shows? Well, most
of the movies I watch, youknow, I buy like on iTunes,
but you know what I am watchingon and it's like I'm binge watching now
and it's it's like I'm kind oflate to the game. But did you
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guys ever watch Justified? Okay?Yes, By the way, that was
like when we were on the air. That's how old that show. It
was laid behind the game because Jerryloved that one. Yes, I remember
him telling telling us about that,and I'm like, I'm in season three
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and I think I started watching ityesterday. Oh my god, Randy,
there is a show you need towatch. It's called Breaking Bad. Okay,
Okay, are you up to speedon that one? Be proud of
me, Laura, I actually watchedthe whole thing already, Breaking Back All.
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I am proud of you. Ididn't know that about you. I'm
very proud of you too. Ithought you would be. There's this one
that you might want to catch.I think it's instill in Rotate. You
can probably watch on Netflix or Hulu. It's called Seinfeld. You can probably
binge watch that too. Oh mygod. I was talking to some girls
(11:18):
today and they were like talking aboutfriends, and I'm like, I do
not like friends. I never have, I never will. Randy watched your
thought on the show Friends. Theywere shocked. They were like, what
who doesn't like friends? Like me? I love friends. It's stupid.
Randy thoughts, Well, you know, it's not really my thing. But
I will say Debbie loves it.It's like one of her all time favorite
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shows. But I never really,you know, got into it. What
was the last thing that you ate? Last thing I ate? M hmm.
I remember you having weird dinners sometimes. Let's see. I had two
of those little cheese squares and Ihad oh, I had like there,
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we had some leftover persudo and Ihate that on a cracker. I had
that I think about a half hourago. Oh my god, your diet
is hilarious of cheese and put ona cracker. How are you? How
are you able to stand on?I have a this you're going to die
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for you. It sounds weird,but you gotta try it. Oh god.
Okay. You get a cracker andyou get a little bit of ideally
the Dijon mustard. Okay, andyou get a you know what kipper snacks
are, No, they're like sardines, Oh, by god, by okay,
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and then you put a little horseradish on it with the cheese.
Okay, cracker, Dijon mustard,sardine, horse radish. Oh my god,
Oh my god. I'm really good. I swear I would. It's
really good. It's amazing that thisman looks the way he does. I
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know, he looks like he's twentyyears old. Before you all have always
looked great. And Randy, I'mgoing to brace myself here. I'm holding
onto Eric's knee and the couch.Randy, please, oh god, I
don't want to. Oh this isgonna hurt. How old are you?
You really want to know? Ohmy god, Oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god.I'm gonna ship myself. I know I'm
gonna ship myself too. Okay,go okay, I'm gonna tell I'm going
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to tell you how old I'm goingto be in October. This year.
Oh my god, no matter what, no matter what. Throughout the years,
every single time this topic came up, it was always a shocker.
Yeah, because I I it was. It was outstandingly shocking. Okay,
if he's oh my, I'm bracingmyself, go for it. Are you
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ready? Yes? This year inOctober, now I'm going to be sixty
five. No you're not. Nope, no way, no, I don't
believe. You know what. Thegood news is I qualify for Medicare this
year. Oh my god? Whatelse I do? Get senior coffee?
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Oh my god, I am totallyall about the senior discount. Oh my
god. You know what, Hey, Randy, maybe we can all go
to dinner at like Denny's because you'llget that blue light special or whatever to
go like three thirty after you,but it'll be it'll be like five.
I'm all over the Senior Slam.Wait, what's that place used to go
(14:41):
to all the time? It isn'tthat old people porn? Jimmy, wait,
what's the slam? He said,I'm all about the senior Slam,
And I said, isn't that anold people porn movie? That is that
is gross? It's totally gross.What's that one restaurant you went to all
the time, Jimmy's. I haven'tbeen there for a while, you know,
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it's it's it feels kind of weird, honestly, because I used to
take my foot my parents there.That's right, That's right. It's not
I don't mean that as a bummeror anything. It's just, you know,
it just feels funny. So I'msure I'll go back. But you
know, that was like, thatwas like my parents jam that was like
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have to sell your your parents homeor do you still live there? No,
we don't live there anymore. Well, you know, it was,
but I think, honestly it wasit was kind of a blessing to you
know, I when they passed,I didn't want to really live there anymore,
you know, because it was reallykind of hard the last few years,
you know, being like a caregiveror anything like that. But we're
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totally happy now where we're living,and it's it's nice to really have our
own place, and you know,there's more area for so we you know,
Sophia to walk around. We walkedevery day and it's just we're really
blessed to be living where we're livingnow. And nice. Yeah, I
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don't take it for granted, youknow. And Sophia is doing great.
How old is she? Well,let's see, she's going to be sixty
five. Say no, this isgoing to be shocking too. No,
this year she is going to betwelve. Oh my god, I can't
believe she's going to be twelve yearsold. And have you talked to like
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Tommy lately or anybody from the show. Have I talked to anybody? Yeah,
well, let's see Jeff every oncein a while will send me a
text or call. Yeah. Ihaven't talked to Jerry for a long time.
The last time was when we wereall on the Tommy's Show. You
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know what I listened to the otherday that just made me die. It
was the whole cracky McClure era.There's like a whole thing on YouTube.
It is so friggin hysterical. Ialways I always think about Rick when when
I hear it, that cracky stuff. You know, he he really worked
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his ass off on that. Thatwas like, but it was just like
it was so funny. I mean, Tommy would sometimes, you know,
he'd wanted me to make sure thatevery once in a while we do a
Best Step Show, and that wasalways part of it. You know.
It was just you know, andI think a lot about the show too,
you know, I'm I'll always bethankful for it. You know,
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it was if I always say this, you know, if God ever,
if I ever needed proof that Godloved me, you know, he let
me do that for almost twenty fouryears. Yeah, you know, I
got to work with you know,people that are like, are my family
ready? You know what It's like, I say, interrupt you, but
like I was still in the business, and it is not the same.
(18:06):
We are so blessed that we werein it when we were because it was
we were it was we were thetop, it was radio was the king.
It was the best time of mylife. Yeah, and and you
know it's You're right, it's notlike it used to be. And and
remember, you know, there weretimes when I'd look over at you when
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we were in the studio, youknow, the air, and and I'd
look over to you and I'd say, you know, I can't believe we're
getting paid for this, you know, and and like we're doing something we
really love to do. And youknow, you know, and I would
have never met Eric, you know, if it wasn't for you or the
(18:48):
show. And and now you know, Eric, you're you're my friend,
and yeah, you know, II I you know, I wish I
could see you guys more. Butexcuse me, it's you know, just
really hard, you know. Youknow, we just have to make sure
that, you know, Sophia's needsare met, and they are and she's
thriving, you know, but that'sthat's our priority. Yeah, for sure,
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that's a good work. I thinkthere's going to be a day where,
you know, we can all ofus get together again. Oh I
would love it well, you know. And and you can always always come
and visit Laura and I in thehome because we are going to be in
have the big bed. We're goingto live like Willy walk A style the
(19:32):
grandparents. Yeah, yeah, youcould bring your wife and Sophia over and
just entertain us for a little while. Speaking of entertaining you, Randy,
I have a joke for you.Oh god, this is probably going to
make Laura laugh too, won't Ibet it will? I know she does,
but it's it's a It brings mejoy to try and make her laugh.
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So are you ready? Two oldladies are talking? One of them
says to the other, you lookfabulous. What's your secret? The other
one says, I've been giving myhusband oral sex every day for the last
month. I feel great and Ilook great, and I can't recommend it
enough. They run into each othera couple months later, and the second
lady says to the first lady,now you look great. What have you
(20:18):
been doing. The first lady says, I've been taking your advice. I've
been giving oral sex every night forthe last month, and I've never felt
better or looked better. But yourhusband was really surprised. Brandy. My
mouth is like a flat line.My eyes are flat lines. Everything is
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just a flat line. Yeah,if she didn't have botox, that would
just look like line notebook paper.I can't believe. Oh that's nothing,
Brandy, nothing. You should hearwhat I say about her vagina. Oh
please, I know. Oh hegoes there looking at it. He's not
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He's never seen one. He's neverseen one in real life. No,
I'm afraid, Randy. I thinkthey have teeth. Randy, you are
That laugh is like if I couldbottle that, God sell it make a
million dollars. I wish my laughsounded like Randy's. I love it so
(21:29):
much. Somebody who has had beenhe's had so many challenges in life,
he has never once complained, neveronce, and you are such an inspiration.
I want to tell you guys something. And I told you this before,
Laura, when your when your fatherpassed. I don't know if you
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remember me ever telling you, butI said that I admired that, you
know, the courage that you showedthrough that whole thing, you know,
and I kind of I think aboutthat from time to time, and I
hope that I think I handled youknow, when my you know, my
mom and dad passed, you know, And I tried to think about your
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strength every once in a while thatyou you know, showed when when that
you went through that, and youknow, eric On on your end of
it it. I see your post, you know, when you when you
mark the anniversary of your mom's passing, and and I I just you know,
wanted to tell you guys that Ithink the way you handle it,
(22:37):
you know, and the way youshare with everybody that you know, as
hard as it is to maybe evensometimes talk about it, I think it
just shows a lot of you know, courage on your part and it probably
helps you guys to you know,to talk about it every once in a
while, and yeah, it doesfor me, it doesn't, you know,
if it's not, I'm sorry tointerrupt you, Randy, but if
it's not, how how big ofa space was it between your mom and
(23:02):
dad passing? Well, let's see, mom passed in twenty twenty one and
dad passed in twenty twenty three.Oh, okay, so it was was
it was relatively close together. Yeah, And I don't I don't mean to
bring down or anything like that.I just I felt like it was important
to tell you, you know,both that you know, it's as hard
(23:23):
as it is to deal with somethinglike that, you know, and I
think it probably, like I said, it helps you guys to talk about
it and to share. And I'mglad you do because it doesn't just you
know, inspire me. I'm surethere's a lot of other people that are
going, you know, through thesame thing that we did. Well,
you know, and it's really itreally says something about you and your character
(23:47):
because it is very, very difficult. Yeah, oh my gosh, and
that is something that you know,you can't get those moments back. I
know how hard it is, andbut looking back on it, I wouldn't
change it for a second. Well, yeah, you were. You were
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both there for your your you know, your your dad Laura and your mom
Eric. You know, as hardas that was to deal with, and
it was, it was like thehardest thing in my life to ever do.
I look back on it, though, and I'm thankful to God that
I was. He gave me thestrength enough to get you know, telp
them, to get me and myfamily through it. You know. You
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know Debbie, you know, shewas She's a godsend because she you know,
she lived there with it. Shewent through it as much as I
did, you know, so andyou know, stood by my side the
whole time. And I'm thankful thatI have Sophia. You know, she's
like Debbie and Sophia were like arelike are like, and we're like my
(24:52):
respite during this whole thing. Icould always go to Debbie and talk about,
you know, whatever heart was goingon. Yeah, and you know,
I I don't want to bring yourshow down or anything like that.
I just want to know. It'sa part of life. It's so important,
and you know, it's We're gettingto that age, Randy where we
are losing people, you know,even you know peers or you guys are
(25:14):
both orphans kind of Yeah, yes, that's it must be really hard.
But again they're with you. Yeah, yes, I do. And you
know, if I was to giveanybody any any advice, now, I'm
thankful that on my end of it, I never had an instance with my
(25:36):
parents that I you know, quittalking to them or had a disagreement and
a separation from them, you know. And if I could give anybody any
advice, I would say that ifyou have like a something between you and
your parents, and I would say, resolve it. That's what I say.
(25:57):
And if not just your parents,but a family member, you know,
because you got to cherish the timethat you have with them. And
I think if you work that differenceout, as hard as it might be,
I think when the time comes forgod, you know, to call
them, you're going to look backon that and say, you know what,
I'm glad I did that. Yeah, you know, And I know
(26:21):
that may sound corny or like aHallmark card or whatever, you know,
and I apologize for that, butI think about that a lot. You
know that I was thankful that Iwas there. I'm thankful that they when
they passed, they were at home, they were happy, and you know
that I get a lot of sideof satisfaction from that. And like I
(26:41):
said, I'm thankful I didn't havea you know, a big divide from
them, you know. And Iwould just say, resolve it if you
can resolve it, because I thinkand you know, when the like,
you'll, you'll you won't regret thatyou did. No. No, And
that was the biggest blessing for mewas that I was able to be there
for my mom and my dad whenthey both passed, So you know it,
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I wouldn't trade that for anything,Randy. I was really really glad
you were there for me. Thetime when we were we drank that soda
that was super carbonated and we recordedour burps and I made pants down the
(27:26):
burp and it sounded like a dinosaurand I was pregnant. I peed my
pants in the studio and Randy wasthe only one that was in there with
me, and he helped me,like time my shirt around my wet but
stand it showed, it showed.Oh that was so funny. Randy's Randy,
I love it, I know,And he kept playing it and plank.
(27:48):
Am I going to do that?Oh my god, Randy, do
you have a copy of that?Okay, I wish it was all off
the air. Oh my god,that was our special moment. Yes,
yes, by god, that ishilarious. Well, Randy, it was
just so wonderful having you on theshow. You're just always such a fountain
(28:10):
of like of encouragement and knowledge andand and just wonderful vibes. And I
love you so much. I'm soglad I do too, Randy. I'm
so glad you're my friend. Well, I'm thankful that you guys are my
friends, and I think about youoften. I really same here, and
(28:30):
I love you know your post onFacebook and and and all that you know,
and it's it's it's funny. Iwish I had had caught that show
you guys did with the hot tortillachip or whatever. I just told him
about it because he gave me theidea. I'm like, oh, Randy,
we already did it, and theyhad one tiny piece and they almost
died. I think I had ringstingfor about a week and a half.
(28:56):
You're probably part of fire Crackers.Oh my gosh. Okay, so this
is this is terrible. I can'teven believe I'm gonna God at this,
but Randy sparks something in Jesus.So over the weekend, I had a
dinner with an old coworker and herpartner and we went for Mexican food.
(29:17):
And then the next day my coworkermade tostatas with chicken and I had beans,
and oh it was delicious. ThenI for dinner, I had I
there was so much Mexican food thatI had it for dinner. So I
had beans three meals in a row. So let's just say that Sunday,
(29:38):
when I woke up, I justlevitated to work. I didn't even need
to put my feet on the ground. I farted all day long. Yeah.
I really was like a hovercraft.Yeah so I had Oh, I
had my crop dusting T shirt on, and That's basically what I did all
day. Yeah. Oh, I'mglad I wasn't there, but I'm kind
(30:03):
of sorry. Oh, yes,you would have. It was terrible,
especially when I didn't from somebody.Maybe one of these days you could come
into the studio some days in thefuture. We would love to see your
face, would I would love towell, thank you, Randy. We
love you. So you are welcomeanytime. Randy, all right, I
(30:26):
love you, bye bye. Ohmy god. I know. It was
like so it's so funny because Iwhen I was like Brian, this isn't
working, and it says Randy onthe phone. God, I didn't even
see it. I wouldn't have gottenthat, by the way. I mean,
I know who Randy is. Idon't know how much beyond that.
You know, Randy. His laughnothing like it. Everybody's ever loved it,
(30:52):
everybody's ever heard it. It justbrings joy. So I just needed
we needed to have him on it. We needed to have him on Okay,
so let's get Okay, we're gonnatalk about our new little business venture.
It'll be quick, and then youhave something to write. I have
something that let's run some commercial.Yes, I was gonna say, well,
little we'll do our commercials and thenwe'll get to and then we're gonna
talk about Jlo's concert in Italy.Oh boy, what a shit show.
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flush out our business idea a littlebit more and we're going to lay it
out next week. We're going toend with something that Brian is bringing to
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the table. And what's up.Do you want me to go first,
Brian or do you want to gofirst? Oh? Yeah, because he's
a topic Jlo real quick, Yeah, do it? Okay, Okay,
this because this is like shocking.Okay, so the comments are hilarious.
Okay, So yeah, what's up? So she had her concert, her
(33:36):
first concert over in Italy. Okay, and this is before she canceled.
Obviously, all of the whole restof the two, so everything else has
been canceled. Okay, So peopleare saying like, oh, this wasn't
a school assembly. So there werenineteen thousand empty seats at her first concert
in Italy. Tickets were eight markeddown to eight, and then ninety five
(34:04):
percent of the tickets were unsold,according to Live Nation. Oh no,
and she fired her hair and herstylist or costume designer. Excuse me of
she started with j LO in twothousand and nine, So how many years?
Is that because she let it slipthat it was because of ticket sales?
(34:24):
Okay? Is this because of benAffleck? Is this because people are
sick of her? Is this becausewhat is this? Why? I think
it's because she's oversaturated. I thinkthose two movies that she put out on
Amazon or whatever. I think thatwas the nail in the coffin. I
really do. I think there's that'ssad. There's so much stuff going on
(34:45):
in the world today, and there'sso many other things you could have spent
your money on versus a vanity project, you know what I mean? She
could have invested in Laura Kane afterDark totally, and you know what,
I'm gonn to call her tell her. I thought about this if somebody asked,
if you asked me, hey,I have tickets to go see Jaaloa,
would you want to go? Iwould say no, I'd rather stay
home. If you said, i'llpay you fifty dollars you want to come
(35:05):
with me, I'd say no.I think it would. I think you'd
have to pay me to go seeher, to spend the time. And
I don't know why I don't dislikeher. No, I love Jala.
I just who cares? Right,I don't, And everybody else thinks the
same way, apparently, Well,the new album tain't and then the two
I mean, do we really needtwo movies? No? Especially the love
(35:27):
story about her? Please? Honestly, I just kind of feel like she's
She's almost like a Kardashian where she'sjust kind of famous, and she has
skills and things she's famous for,but she's the point where knowingly thinks about
them. She's just kind of famousat this point for being famous, but
nothing really to bring you to aconcert. Right, Yeah, she doesn't
have the best voice, Yeah,she's okay. She's a beautiful woman,
yeah, and a good actress.She's a good actress in her genre.
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Anyway. Okay, what's that producerBrian? Okay, So I do a
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Laura's recommended videos. I do.Hold on, hold on, I don't
know. I'm not looking at yourhistory. I'm just I didn't look at
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your history. I'm just saying thisis the recommended things on your friend page.
Oh my god. So this kindof shows you where my where?
Where what I have? Now Ireally go check your history? Oh boy?
Oh no, I'm kidding. Shoot, okay, what all right?
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them I picked. Oh my god, that's okay. It matches the age
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on there, like old lady wristtattoos. A couple of ads specialize in
wrist hats or old ladies. Youare totally wrong about that. By the
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(39:14):
I know you don't like my tattooanybody, so I don't do agree
with him? Oh my god,thank you? You know. And I'm
hold on, I'm not even hatingon it. I'm just saying that people
who get those tattoos are in acertain age demographic. Here's what. Here's
what I greatly disagree with you,because you know the eagle that she's got
right now, it looks like aneagle. Yeah, when she's sixty five,
it's gonna look like a pterodactyl,like seagull dive bombing like food in
(39:37):
the lake. What are these thingsgonna look like? They're gonna look like
claws? Now, I will say, your other tattoo is very hip,
mostly because you put it in aplace that no one can see without taking
your top off. Right, Butthis, my hand tattoo, is like,
hello, I had to cover forthis. It's gonna look like like
the guy from Creep Show. It'sjust gonna be like like I might as
(39:57):
well add to it, might domy old ant. Why not? I
just want to point out real quick, we're going to end the show and
say goodbye to everybody. But guesswhat is less than a month away?
Less than a month, less thana month, less than a month.
Charlie Kane and Maya getting married.Oh right, the wedding that I was
disinvited To's Charlie's. I will havea good time, Eric, Yeah,
thank you. I'm going tell mehow it is. I'm going I forgot
(40:21):
that I did that to you.Yeah, I told her. I'm going
to crash it. I never wasinvited. I'm gonna buy my plane ticket.
I'm gonna get my plane ticket,and do not show up drunk.
Do not object. Oh yeah,because Eric will show up drunk. He
said. That was his quote.He's going to show up wasted, object
to and then throw up on myshold. The day Eric is drunk will
(40:44):
be the day that one of youraffirmations actually works, which is never start
drinking clean. I'm going to I'mgonna start drinking at the airport and then
yeah, and then I'm just goingto burst, and I'm just going to
kick the church doors open or whereverthey are. Okay, just be like
Ada. And then I'm gonna findLaura in the front row because I'll be
(41:07):
able, I'll know you're in thefront row. And then I'm just gonna
puke on your shoes. All thisaside, My little baby boy is getting
married in less than a month,and I don't know. I feel happy,
I feel emotional, I feel excited, I feel all sorts of feels.
(41:27):
It's really kind of it's super cool. I love my d and I
love her family, and he's marryinginto like a great, great family.
It'd be so much fun to bethere. I know I was gonna wait
to hear about it when she getsback. I know, God, I
can't wait. I'll send you videosand stuff you want me to, no,
because I'm going to be there.I'll take all right, what's end
this thing? All right? Nextweek our business idea and so much more.
(41:51):
Thanks for tuning in so much,Thank you Randy for being our misday.
Thank your love you so much,and love your popodcast. Goodnight bestieh
Okay, that's another file and thenanother another to merit that's right, to
merit? Please what just say itin his goat? All right? All
(42:15):
right? I love you? Ohmy god, I can't. I can't
have to feel like I know.Please, since Brian, since Brian asked
nicely, love your podcast, ofcourse, love you, my sweeping bye
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