July 4, 2024 • 49 mins
Laura feels guilty after receiving tons of compliments for a poem she performed in front of a crowd. That's because she didn't write it.
Laura also models her Cheapo Outfit of the Month (once called the 73 Dollar Outfit.) It's a complete head-to-toe look for less than a hundred bucks. Full details and links at
www.lauracainafterdark.com
Regarding outfits, Laura struggles with what to wear as the Mother of the Groom to Charlie's wedding this month. Erik has a gross and annoying encounter with a little kid and some pudding.
A round of Rando News, gifts are exchanged, insults are hurled, laughter is plentiful and the Secret Sound is still unguessed. Listen now to see if you can figure out what it is. The winner gets $100 cash. Guess away in the comments below or on IG, TT, FB, or lauracainad@gmail.,com
Coming up soon...our Stand Up Comedy competition. Have a relaxing, happy Fourth of July weekend.
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Laura also models her Cheapo Outfit of the Month (once called the 73 Dollar Outfit.) It's a complete head-to-toe look for less than a hundred bucks. Full details and links at
www.lauracainafterdark.com
Regarding outfits, Laura struggles with what to wear as the Mother of the Groom to Charlie's wedding this month. Erik has a gross and annoying encounter with a little kid and some pudding.
A round of Rando News, gifts are exchanged, insults are hurled, laughter is plentiful and the Secret Sound is still unguessed. Listen now to see if you can figure out what it is. The winner gets $100 cash. Guess away in the comments below or on IG, TT, FB, or lauracainad@gmail.,com
Coming up soon...our Stand Up Comedy competition. Have a relaxing, happy Fourth of July weekend.
Love your podcast!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.
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(00:09):
Oh yes, Hello, Hello,thank you for tuning in. Welcome to
Laura Kane after Dark. Hello,pretty lady, really you look very pretty
today? Do you like my outfit? I do. This is Eric Rimer,
my co host. Hi. I'mglad you said that because it has
something to do with tonight. Wehave producer Brian over there. Hi.
(00:34):
Before Well, no, I thinkwe should do Okay, listen to the
secret sound first. Okay, okay, we brought back the secret sound.
If you guys have been a listenerof the podcast for a while, we
used to do this and it wasreally fun because you could to figure out
what it is like if you wantto guess, and if you guess it
(00:54):
correctly and we see it, you'llwin one hundred bucks. That's the prize.
Wait real quick, since froun weektwo, I feel like you should
give a small hint as to whatroom you recorded it in. No,
not yet, not yet, becausewe're going to see because when we did
this last time, it was awhile before somebody. Yeah, we got
to keep it alive and keep itlike moving, then get new sound in
or something. Well, this isonly the second week, so what hit?
(01:19):
Okay, maybe we should give likeone tiny, not the room it
was recorded in. Okay, butokay, I know what to say.
We Eric and I did it together. Yeah you said that last Okay,
Well that's this week's hint. Okay, we're going That narrows it down to
(01:41):
two person and or one person things. Okay, we were inside. That
narrows it down to hey anything,second week, two hints already there you
go. Let's play that secret sound. Can you turn it up a little
(02:05):
bit? Yeah? Okay, okay, it's something you guys are doing too
close to the phone to record it. It's all that because I'm sure Eric
was doing it while you were holdingthe phone. And Eric definitely bumped your
phone, not necessarily my powers ofdeduction. Why don't you zip your lip?
(02:29):
I feel like he was rubbing twothings together. I don't know,
long smooth motionsness against China. Ohmy god. Well that didn't take long,
and that's something we can never takeback. Guess Guesses, Guesses,
You can comment on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok luracane a d A, Gmail,
(02:52):
on YouTube. If you guess itcorrectly and we see it, we'll
get in hold of you and youget a hundred dollars and my girlfriend's in
the house today, Maggie Lowe.Yes, I may. She's actually spending
the night here tonight because she uh, she just is, because she is
having I spend the night. Iknow, aud here, are you too?
(03:14):
Going to be like running around inlingerie later hopefully with like kitten heels
and like hopefully we'll see, we'llsee. Laura got rid of her kids
and took in all the strays shecould find. Oh my god, Maggie's
no stray but no, but well, yes, anyway, it's a it's
a it's a circus. It's acircus in this in this place here.
(03:36):
Uh first, wait, I havegifts and I have something. What else
do I have? Oh? Ohokay, this kind of ties in with
something that I'm going to show you. But I did something and oh my
god, I got so many complimentsand I got accolades like you couldn't believe.
(03:59):
And I felt bad about it,and I'll tell you why and what
I did. Oh boy, butit was it was awesome. But at
the same time, I feel likea fraud again. Oh boy. But
okay, so we have that.Do you know what it is, Maggie?
Oh boy? Oh no, watchno that I'm not ever going to
(04:21):
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And Okay, so I try orI want to do this every month,
(08:31):
and I'm going to start doing itevery month, and I think we
should call it instead of Laura's sixtynine dollars Outfit of the Month, I
think it should be called Laura's CheapassOutfit of the Month because this time it's
cheap ass. We should not putswear words online. Doesn't like swear words,
okay, well cheapo cheepo cheapo sure, Okay. Anyway, so I
(08:56):
wore this outfit which I will standup and show you to Manhattan restaurant with
the girls the other night for Tad'sbirthday. Yes, and a waiter under
his breath, but kind of walkedby me and he said, that is
a really nice dress. What thatdidn't happen? I swear to God.
(09:16):
And he was like, why wouldI lie about that? I don't know.
Well, because to prove that youhave a good fit. No,
and he was like maybe twenty five. I was like, okay, I
gotta go on on. So atwenty five year old guy walked by and
complimented me under his older women.It was like, it's a really good
dress. I believe it, andyou like you said, I looked really
(09:37):
nice when I walked in. Okay, let me stand up and show you
the whole thing. Okayeah, no, wonder he liked the dress. Dress,
I had your legs bread and sinceyou can't see my whole body,
I'll show you the shoes, whichare super co Oh you're gonna okay and
(10:00):
stone really yeah, there we go, there we go. Okay, I'm
just gonna keep my hand here.Oh my god, I just flash everybody
because we don't know. I thinkyou're fine. I think you're fine because
we don't edit this. I thinkyou're fine. Wow, just put a
big face of a beaver over itif you see you know what, I
don't even care. No, youshould care, because it'll get the channel
(10:20):
taken down. I have underwear on. It's not like I'm like showing be
Okay, it's fine. It's likewe could call this episode leave it to
be. You can check beforehand ifyou want to, Okay, okay,
okay. So these are the shoesthat go with aren't those so cute?
These woven little like platform shoes.Okay? And then I was wearing the
(10:41):
purse I had was an Eaves Laurent, this color of like a off white,
and I had it going on.And you know how much this entire
outfit on, shoes, purse,dress, It's on the website by the
way, Yeah, so much saltdollars, well close fifty six dollars.
(11:05):
Because so I take it that EveSaint Laurent was Evie Saint Laurent. Yeah,
that is from I bought it fromthe same street I bought the watch
from. Okay, Okay, soit streets that canal Okay, that makes
sense. Okay, So the dressis from I don't like saying Temu,
I don't feel it doesn't feel rightcoming out of my mouth. But it's
from Timu, Timu eleven dollars andninety nine cents. I wonder it constantly
(11:30):
hikes up above your butt. Well, it's it's very cute. I bet
that that waiter who said there wasnice dress. I bet you didn't realize,
but your dress was like around yourwaist or something, and he was
like a nice dress. Suit,it's nice. Stop it's not wearing any
pants. The shoes were on clearanceat Walmart for fifteen dollars, so eleven
(11:56):
ninety nine, fifteen dollars, andthen the purse I think was thirty,
So I mean I had it goingon for fifty six dollars. I'm sorry,
touch those shoes. Touch them.Okay, I'm sorry, but mister,
I'm never setting foot in a Walmart. What did you just say to
me the other day? What didyou just declare to me the other day
(12:18):
that I had to go there andbuy bins for my storage in it?
And you actually no, he saidhe did not have a bad time there.
He actually enjoyed Target because I haven'tmet Target, and it's so much
cheaper. Walmart is great. Anyway, I'm with Eric on this one.
(12:43):
You have huge feet. Well thatmakes sense. What kind of shoes are
those? Puma's? They're the MercedesBenz Oh Mercedes. Oh my god?
Are those new? Yes? Wheredid you get them at the outlet?
I got them at Puma? Ohokay, I was a pretty Okay,
he's one up on me. Butanyway, that's my Laura's chief Ot outfit
(13:05):
of the month. And you cansee if you want, there's links.
I put a link to the dressin the shoes if you want to buy
them. Anyway, very cute.It's very hard doing this with two men
because I'm not getting any love.But that's what I don't need to.
I said, you look Fay,you did, and thank you very much.
Jeff, your show was mostly men. I know. Wait, okay,
I would like you to Are yougoing to talk about it in a
(13:30):
minute? Okay? About my poston Instagram? There's going to be a
reunion. Oh wait? What?Okay, I don't know if I'm supposed
to talk about it. Who's hostingit? Nobody? Well, it's I
don't think I should talk about itjust yet. Okay, Okay, tell
(13:50):
us after and forget I ever said. But just let me just put it
this way. We're all going tobe together in August. Oh that that
all of us. We're talking Jeff, Jared, Tommy, Randy, Emily
and me. Okay, you knowwhat, I'm crashing this because I'm I
(14:11):
got screwed over for the wedding.Sorry, has been's only well he was
kind of part of the show alot of the times. He was one
of our best like callers, frequentcaller. I don't know if really counts
as the cast. I'm crashing it. Okay. So first, this is
a very big day for you.I have many gifts for you. Oh
my god. Two of the giftsare from our friend Maggie. Okay,
(14:35):
and they're wearable and we have towear them right now. Okay, I'm
in. Are you sure in?Okay, I'm going to pull them out
right now. Whatever Maggie gets me, I love Okay, Okay, why
why why is she saying that,Maggie like this, here's your do you
(14:56):
know? In my in my closetbecause I have a walk in closet.
I have these displayed on the wall, the one that we had from Yeah,
he wears. These were all thePride, he goes to, Yeah,
the zero zero. Here are thesunglasses that go with them. This
is just Elton John. Look though, this isn't even like a gay pride
(15:18):
thing. This is Elton John.This is this is fantastic. You do
look good. Listen, and Ihave mine. Oh my god, here
is great. I have the world'sbiggest head. You guys. Look,
it's not fit fabulous communists. Lookat how high it sits on my head.
I have a huge head. Ohmy god, no hat it.
(15:43):
Oh my god, this is great. Now you know Ace hardware in Hillcrest.
Yes, I can't even put onthe headphones. It's behind your head.
Oh yeah, okay, so theyhave so many cool, like cute,
weird fun things. I found somethingfor you, oh boy, that
(16:06):
I just had to get. Okay, please read what this little put him
over the front. I just won'tput him on. I don't even want
I put him over the lip.Oh, over the lip, over the
lip. There you go. God, you guys are like Nazi essays.
But this is good. Oh mygosh, it's great. Oh I'm not
(16:30):
going to do it. There islaw can all right? This is for
you. Please just read it.Read it. Out loud before you read
it to yourself. Just read itout loud. If I say, let
me check my calendar, you shouldknow I'm lying and just don't want to
participate. I lost my calendar twentysixteen. He's the only human being on
(16:52):
the planet that has a paper calendar. I do, and we cannot make
any plans until he checks that paperfor calendar. I'm going to defend him
because I think paper calendars are awesome, but not not the ones you hang
on your wall. I like leatherbound calendar. That's what I have in
my bag. Oh, and they'reawesome. I have never used mine because
I don't know he is unable tomake a commitment without checking that paper calendar.
(17:15):
I don't want to double book myself. Well, why don't you just
put it on your phone? BecauseI don't know how he's got that calendar
and he's still is late to thepodcast. This is this is what I
think, Oh my god, thisis the best thing. You don't want
to do it ever. And thenI found this, which is I don't
know where you're going to put it, but it needs to be displayed somewhere,
(17:36):
okay, because YO gifted Oh mygod, it says gifted. I've
been lucky enough to to check itout lot. I know it's impressive.
What can I say? I gotto give my man props here. Thank
(17:57):
you. You're blessed for his kickstandpretty much pretty much once you get to
his age. It does prevent youfrom rolling out of bed in the morning,
oh my gosh. Well and thenwhen well always he doesn't wear underwear,
and a lot of the times hewears pants that are very, very
(18:17):
sheer. So that's when you needto be careful. Okay, shearer,
I'm very wearing Amyse and the like. I mean when we had our v
house event, you were wearing thethinnest pants I'd ever seen on the man.
Like the tightest pants. Yeah,oh they were tight, but they
weren't They weren't thin. They weretight though, Yeah they were tight their
pants were you see, they wereany tighter you would have seen, you
would have it would have been likespandex. Okay, So those are your
(18:44):
gifts. You're welcome, You're thankyou, Maggie, my two girlfriends.
Okay. So when I went toManhattan in this outfit that the twenty five
year old commented on and complimenting meon, thank you very much. It
was Tad's birthday and his thirteenth anniversarybeing the piano player at Manhattan. Well,
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he was entertaining everybody, and it'sa dinner place, so people are
eating while he's playing the piano,and then like the later it gets,
the more people get up and danceand stuff like that. Well nobody was
really saying anything like, you know, happy birthday, this is you're here
thirteen years da da da dah.So I took it upon myself and like
I need to get on the micand make a big deal about him,
(19:33):
just to like, oh boy,just to honor him because we go there
a lot and we're become friends.So I was like thinking that, yes,
he's been on our show. AndI was trying to write out lyrics
to the song fly Me to theMoon about Tad, and I was just
having such a hard time. Andthen I remembered something I I did this
(19:56):
thing. I had it ready.I told him, Hey, I have
something that I would like to readto you, a poem. Is that
okay if I take the mic afteryou're done with this song? He said
sure. I went up. Iread this poem pretty much standing ovation people
(20:17):
were coming up to me after Iread it, like throughout the night,
saying that was so amazing. Ican't even believe he wrote that you did
such a great job. That whata great tribute. Blah blah blah blah.
Oh no, I didn't. Ijust got went to my chat GBT
app. Oh my god, it'sa poem that Is there a charge for
(20:41):
that app? Or is it free? I think I don't know. Okay,
So what I did was this,I said, write a poem for
Tat. He plays the piano,he has curly hair, he has a
tan, he plays any song.He's really nice, like any just like
little random, random, random random, be good because you hyped it up
so much already. Oh I don'twhere's my phone? Anyway? It spit
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out within seconds this poem that wasso well crafted. You know, your
phone's on the ground next to you. Hold on. I don't know if
I can pull it up. Yes, you can on the other side of
the couch. Because I've done otherthings since I it's still there. We're
gonna have to assault and a naturalborn killer or that. What's the movie?
(21:32):
Basically? I know that's not coolon YouTube. Okay, let me
see if it's still here. Butlike the people I was with were like,
wow, you're that. It wasso good, you're so And of
course I didn't tell anybody what amI gonna do. I just accepted the
uh the compliment everybody knows. Nowgive you that. I want to give
(21:56):
you that tip history. Okay,here we go. Uh ah, okay,
let's see. Okay, Harry goready. You know, just gave
me a great idea. What we'reall gonna write tributes to each other using
chat GBT. I love it.I'm good. Okay, here we go.
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In Manhattan's Heart, Tad takes thestage a maestrove piano, a singer
with grace, his curly hair andwarm tan glow. He brings joy to
all, a talent that shows hisworn out keys bear testament true to the
countless hours he's played for me andyou. Yet he's not weary. His
passion is still strong. Just beginninghis journey where dreams belong, he fills
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our souls with melodies sweet, welove him, Dearly, our Heart skip
a beat, songs of all eras. His voice does embrace. But tonight,
let's spare him the piano Man's space. He doesn't like playing that song.
Oh, I had to find thatout ahead of time. When he
opens his mouth, we go wild. Our feet can't still. And still
they danced like a child, ticklingthe ivories, his fingers so fleet.
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He captivates us all a musical feat. So raise your glasses. Let the
celebration begin to tad the musician.The joy from within, cheers to his
talent, his spirits so free.We love him dearly now and for eternity
that everybody, well, not accordingto every single person that came up to
(23:26):
me throughout the night. Now thatand I mean, come on it,
spit it out within a seconds.Oh, I believe in chat GPT's capabilities.
But that's still nothing. I mean, that's isn't that I mean?
But that it's uninspired? It is, Well, are you impressed a little
bit? Would you have been impressedif you would have seen me up there?
Since? Yes, thinking that Iwould have that, I wrote that
(23:48):
I have literally I think I wouldhave been impressed to I would not have
recommended you become probably given you alap dance. I think we should do
your idea and put little facts.All you have to do is put like
a little little like tidbits of like, yeah, like what you look like,
your characteristics and dah da da daand it let's see what it spits
(24:08):
out. Okay, we'll do thatnext weeks. I'm gonna write you a
poem right now. Oh see,it'll okay, fine, whatever, that's
great. My god, that isthe funny everything. Oh my god,
that is hilarious. I know,I know, I know. So okay,
then I have a question. Yes, it's about well, don't okay,
(24:29):
don't get all but hurt and likeyell at me again. Oh,
it's about the upcoming wedding, whichis happening. He was thrown over for
for Stacy. Thanks Stacy. Yeah, Charlie's getting married. When I'm Maggie,
I'm crashing at I'm gonna get trashedon the plane. I'm trying to
(24:51):
trying to be heartfelt. Gotta throwup right on her, my only son
getting married, and this is whathappens. He can't get over it,
and then I'm gonna veto everything.I'm probably gonna kick the cake over,
tip the table over, and thatthe cake's on. So the wedding is
very chill. It's it's not likeyour traditional wedding and the theme is like
(25:15):
garden party, like kind of floral. Great, then I'm going to bing
a weed whacker and mow down allthe flowers. Now, look, I
can't wear white because yo, wedon't do that at a white I can't
wear black because you don't do thata funeral. You can't wear red because
that stands out too much in pictures. Right, I'm worried about like the
(25:40):
if I pick a floral pattern,it might be too busy. I'm stressing
about what I'm going to wear tothis one. I would wear like a
pastel, wear a spring color likethose like the really soft like yellow or
a soft pink. Now what style? I'm the mother of the groom,
but I don't want to be dowdy. How it depends on how formal wedding
(26:00):
it is. It's not super it'snot like, oh my god, no,
no, it's not formal. It'snot super formal. Does this mean
we're gonna you know what, eventhough you're throwing me over for Stacy,
I will help you, will you? Yes? When is the wedding the
twenty first, so we don't havemuch time July? Yes, I know,
(26:21):
I can't even wait. It's goingto be so great. But I
you know, the goal is whenyou're a woman and you're invited to somebody's
wedding, you do not upstage tothe bride. Right, your media gonna
You're gonna have to keep these ata minimum. I know, I know
I will do that. But canI wear sleeves or can I wear just
like no sleeves? Is that isthat inappropriate? Have you been to a
wedding before. Yeah, well,I'm just saying, like it's my son's
(26:44):
wedding. I just want to makesure that I'm appropriate, But I want
to don't want to be dowdy mother. It's a summer wedding, so it's
to be a little bit more casual, something airy and something like softas so
below the knee. Yes, forsure, you're overthinking it, but yeah,
I am a mini skirt. Ijust I just don't want to be
something slowly, just something nice,right, but not too loud as far
as you could if it's something youcould wear the church. I don't church
(27:11):
in sol, I know, butstill you get the idea. I will
help you. Okay, this thing'sgiving me the biggest headaches. Oh,
by the way, I have apoem for you. Okay, here we
go. Okay, I want toknow what all right? No, I
don't what do you mean that thingsgiving you a headache? I told you
I have a huge head. Itdoesn't fit. Oh my god, are
you right? Yes, it's fine, okay, because you have a little
(27:32):
perfect head. Excuse me? Allright, red spotlight, all right.
In the realm of radio soft embrace, Laura came once failed her place on
the waves of Jeff and Jair.Her voice a melody, lighta's air.
Yet when she penned her poems,fair the words they hung in empty air
for inspiration, spark, it seemedhad slipped away from Laura. Her verses
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flowed a steady stream, but lackedthe fervor, lacked the gleam of passions,
fire, bright and bold. Herstory is told, but left us
school. Laura, with your radiantsmile, your heart's so warm, your
gracier style, May you find themuse you seek to color words, to
make them speak, for in thesilence, there's a song waiting for you
(28:14):
all along. Okay, that part'stoo compliment. What the hell did you
put in there? That I that? I uh, I put a poem
about someone and I'm not now.I put write a poem Aboutlaura Kane,
who used to be on the Jeffand Jerry Show, about how her poetry
is uninspired. Oh my god,well whatever, you guys, whatever.
I think that I had a brilliantidea when I did that, and I
(28:38):
just wanted to share, all rightin the meantime. You know what I've
been doing a lot lately is grunting. What have you been grunting? When
you get up and down? Honey? I know every single time I do
anything, I don't advise getting old. Is that the one that Brian?
Is that the one you use?The green? The white one? It's
(29:00):
this one right there? Yeah,chat gbt, Okay, the world is
a random news. Give me somemusic while you guys are not paying attention
to me. Hey, I've gotsome good stuff here. I know you
want to hear another one, Well, yes, go ahead. In the
annals of radio a name we hearLaura's came who whose fame once near On
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the Jeff and Show she did shine, But in her poetry there's little divine.
She scribbles lines without a spark.Her words fall flat, They miss
the monk a poet's soul. Shecannot claim for her vessels, bring her
only shame. Oh my god,her mother for's limp. Her rhymes are
poor, Her imagery lacks, herthemes a bore. She crass with the
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hands that know no art. Herpoetry has no art to do. I
say, you really went down inflames with chat GBT. I know,
I'm actually impressed by how good.Don't worry, mins gonna be really good.
You better some nice facts about me. You're all going to be nice
or put in some interesting things.I don't know, whatever, do whatever
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you want. I don't care anymore. It's going to be probably horrible and
mean. No, mine isn't okay? Good should be I know totally.
Oh, the world's largest museum forpoop just opened in Williams, Arizona,
near the Grand Canyon. Go orwhat do they even have to show fossilized
(30:30):
poop? And the museum is calledthe Poosium Mine. Guess what road track?
Oh God, so going to themost expensive vintage toy ever has been
sold at auction for five hundred andtwenty five thousand dollars, and he guesses
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as to what vintage toy it couldpossibly be? The Ragged Doll anti doll
that was in the Conjuring Museum.Nope. Not even a hot wheel,
Nope. An original Star Wars BobaFett. Yeah, action figure from nineteen
seventy nine. Yep, it makesit the most expensive vintage toy ever.
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Yeah. Those things sell for afortune. And you know what, my
brother has all of them. Theygot to still be in the cases though,
you mean, like the boxes,original packaging. You want the big
money he has? Do you knowthat case that has that It was like
the face of Darth Vader. Yeah, he has that. Yeah, but
it's still and theyre probably were somemoney. But if you want the if
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you want the big money, youneed the original packaging. What are you
sick of people trying to convince youis great? Here are some things.
Starting a business. People try toconvince you you should start a business,
be your own boss. It's notas great as I think. The problem
is that people who think they're doingthat are not actually starting their own business.
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Like they're not actually starting their ownbusiness. Are you laughing? What's
going on? Why does she doit? Why? Phones? I look
like no, I like this out. Just take that I'm wearing a home
Take the phones off. Oh mygod, I think funny is happening.
I don't know why, you guys, I look like Mickey Mouse for a
second. Maggie, you're disturbing theentire program. Not funny is happening.
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Well, we're not in the loop. I'm in the loop. It just
like it's just I love Meggie's leftso much. Oh my god. Another
thing is running. Running is runningsucks? Running? Running sucks. Now.
I only run if someone's chasing everytime, then every slow. I
really really wish I loved it.I want the runners high. I want
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to feel that you didn't. Iused to run every other day. Did
you enjoy it? No? Ihated it every second? Oh my god.
And I used to run with mymom, who is you know,
misfitness? Yes, she loved it. Probably she would drag drag my ass
out there and run. Do youdo you like it or don't like it?
When people say, oh my gosh, you have to watch this TV
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show, it's the greatest thing inthe world. I love them when people
do that, you do love it? Oh, speaking of oh, I
got one too, Oh I amHave you watched Owning Manhattan? No?
I don't know what that is?So good? Is it like selling Sunset.
Yeah. And then I watched lastnight the new Nicole Kidman Zach Efron
movie A family. Oh see,I won't do that because it's wrong.
(33:34):
Calm it's I can't. It wasdumb. I didn't like it. We
need a we are going to havea family outing to see long legs.
You want to? I heard it'sfantastic, let's do it. Also,
I've got something. I just watchedAmazon Prime original show. It's been out
for a while now, but theboys, Oh yeah, I heard lots
about it, and I was like, yeah, whatever, like you know,
(33:54):
I see that all the time andthe same same, And I watched
it and it's fucking fantastic. Stick. It is so good now. It
is incredibly shocking though it is verylike gory and very it pushes it.
Is it like supernatural? Like oh, superpowers type of thing? Like I
don't know, kind of, butit's if like what if at one point
we had developed superheroes and then theybecame bought out by a corporation and they
(34:15):
became pretty shitty people. It's it'sactually incredibly good. Wow. I saw
on Friday night A Quiet Place Dayone. Oh. I heard that was
phenomenal. It was fantastic. Reallywas it better than the first? A
quiet place? Really is? Arethe same people in it? No,
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it's Sloopita Nango and I forget whothe guy was that was in it.
Dijmon Hinzu is in it, andit's really scary. It was, but
the backstory was really good. Butlong Legs family outing Wait, I know,
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okay, No ka can be prettygood. They there is this this
company that makes kombucha's. They're flavoredlike sodas, and they're great. I
have had some good ones, andthen I've had some that just tastes like
salty vinegar. I'm not supposed to. I think they have alcohol in them,
right, yeah, but like thata little bit. It's like point
zero five percent. But still Imean, yeah, noo noo for me?
Uh ice baths, who's for you? Yeah? Hot yoga? I
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used to I love doing hot Iused to things. I won't do it
though, Oh my god, youfeel so good when you're done. Yea
cruises, no, no, thankyou. You know what, if you're
cheap, they'll give them that they'recheap. If you want vacation. Let
me just say I don't like kids. Oh I will never go on a
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cruise after watching the movie The Triangleof Sadness. God, was not the
worst thing ever for me. Itwas traumatizing. You wouldn't want to ever
go whale watching either. Oh Iwon't go well watches people, I will
not. I won't. That's whyI won't because I'm not afraid of me
beingstick. I just can't see peoplepuking off the side of the watching and
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I think everybody around you, ohmy god, no, no, thank
you, no, thank you.And then Ai is one of them too.
And then I have one Okay,this one I'm interested to hear.
I was gonna speaking. Oh no, go ahead, just remind me of
the kid's story that I need totell you before. What's why I will
never have a kid? Okay,just tell it right now? Why the
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female anatomy. Wow, I hadsomebody come in the other day with a
kid. How old was the kid? Maybe? Six? Okay? With
you know, if you if Iwent into more detail about what I did
for a living, giving a kid, this is like giving like a pyromaniac
(36:55):
matches. They gave the kid chocolatepudding and a spoon, and so the
kid comes in and okay, theywalk into my office. Nose all,
oh, oh god, my eyesstarted water. I was like, I
thought the kid had filled his diaper, like it smelled like just shit,
(37:15):
and I was like, oh mygod, and it was so strong,
and I'm like, oh, sowe go. We're in the elevator going
up, and the smell is justso. Now there's four of us in
a contained space. You're talking aboutthe pudding smelled like goop. No,
I didn't know what I thought thiswhole time. The kid had filled his
(37:37):
diaper, okay, and a sixyear old with a diaper, uh okay,
I mean or five? I don'tI didn't know. But I don't
even know how long they have towear diapers. Who knows. I probably
have a kid that was fourteen andstill in diapers. I don't know.
So I'm ready to gag because thesmell is so bad and we're all crammed
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in this elevator and I'm all,oh, I'm gonna throw up. So
the kid starts like jumping up anddown. I'm like, don't jump up
and down like total militant. Theparents aren't doing anything, so I go,
don't jump up and down in theelevator. And the dad goes why,
and I go because it'll show thatthere's an earthquake, it's seismic,
(38:22):
so it'll it'll freeze the elevator.So he's like, don't jump in the
elevator. So the kid stops,looks at me, takes the spoon out
of the pudding, end goes yeah, and throws it on the floor of
the elevator. So it's like whitemarble on the elevator floors, and I'm
alloo, And the only thing Ithought of is I was like, I
have Gucci pants on in that puddinggot on my pants or shoes. There's
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gonna be three people in this elevatorthat are not going to be breathing by
the time this sits the floor thatwe're on. Now, this all happened
in literally like a matter of seconds. So I look down and just the
way the spoon landed, it wasalmost like the parting of the Red Sea.
So the chocolate pudding went on eitherside of me of your Gucci pan
(39:12):
because then the kid dropped the wholething, so it took the spoon and
was like yeah, and I look. I just turn and look at the
parents, and the mom completely unfazed. Like nothing happened. I just keep
looking at the dad, and thedad's all yeah, I'll go back downstairs
and clean that up. And I'mall great. So we get into the
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place. The kid's running around touchingeverything and I'm like, oh my god,
your hands are full of pudding,like, don't touch anything. And
the mom's like, sit right there. The kid sits on like a chair,
and the smell, I'm like itwas from the water bottle. So
the mom's walking around and comes outand I'm literally catches me going like this,
(40:01):
and she goes, oh, yeah, sorry about the smell. It's
black pepper sulfur water. And Ilook at her and I'm all why,
like, why would you If Ieven put that up to my I would
throw up. It smelled like rotteneggs and poop. Did she give you
(40:22):
a reason as to why she wasdrinking? But then we were all googling.
Yeah, I know, what's thehealth benefit? You googled him,
what's the health benefit? You knowwhat. I loved having kids. I
loved raising my kids. I lovedthem. I loved every every single stage
of their lives. I would neverdo it again. It was hard as
(40:45):
hell. It's hard having a kid. None of my friends had braddy kids.
Oh yeah, my kids were neverbratty, but they were never bratty.
No, never, I would notallow it. But I don't.
I can't deal with other people's kids. See, braddy kids are the worst.
Yeah, my mom would have Myfriends never would their kids get away
with that. My kids never toldme to f you, called me a
(41:05):
bitch, said I hate you.Never. They never did any of those
things because they knew, like,actually, I have one of my sisters,
I forget what. But she askedmy mom. She was really little,
like maybe six or seven. Sheasked my mom she could do something.
It was something like probably not safefor a six year old to do,
and my mom said, no,you can't do that. She goes,
I hate you, and my momsaid excuse me, and my sis
just starts screaming and crying and runningbecause she knew something so bad. I
(41:31):
want to know what you guys thinkis the one word text that is the
worst to receive? Okay, oneword one word text? What is the
one word text that is the worstto receive? Well? In what context
someone did to study? I don'tknow. Is something I was just like,
what what what is your guests,it's not kay, and it's not
(41:53):
okay by, it's not by,And I think you probably texted this sty
No, fine, you're on thisplane, you're on the you're on the
right track. Whatever. No,oh that's a good one. It's sure
(42:17):
oh all the time. But youit's hard to read into how you're saying
sure. That's what they're saying,like like if you're like, do you
want to go have dinner tonight?Sure? Like are you saying it like
sure? Sure? Like enthusiastically areyou saying like sure? Like I don't
(42:38):
even care. I would always uselike an exclamation point after yeah, this
is like no punctuation, what's ohyeah, I'm sure I've done that.
I don't. I think that's Ithink it's a little bit of a stretch
to find the pessimistic meaning on thatby like default. Well, anyway,
that's what this story I think.I think if you said ok versus sure,
(43:00):
I think okay would be way worse. Like they said yep, wait
wait sures on there, and thenwhat was the other one? Oh yep
with a period. That's also bad. Oh yeah, that's way worse.
That's way worse. Yeah, orgreat without an exclamation point. I say
great all the time. That's normal. That an exclamation who? Yes,
(43:22):
who did these studies institute of likeuselessness or pretty much it doesn't even say
it's an article, some article anyway. That is my random news. And
you know what, that is ashow. We packed a lot into a
show. I think you're welcome.You look great, and I hope you
(43:45):
use that now in study or otherprecious, you know, glorious calendar that
you cannot be without or make planswithout looking at. That calendar drives me
crazy. It drives her. Ican't stand his calendar. He can't do
anything, he can't plan anything,he can't say yes to anything until each
(44:06):
exa and he always leaves it somewherewhere it's not accessible. It's with me
tonight. Oh my god. Whatever. Phone calendars you literally have a calendar
on this back wall. I don't, but I also put everything in my
phone to phone calendars are the worst. I have a work calendar and I
hate it. Thank you, girlfriend, thank you, Oh my god,
(44:34):
see my girl right there, yeah, I know your girl who's not on
the mic. You can't even mygirl? Yeah right here, Yes,
we love you Maggie. All right, well, thank you so much for
listening to you guys. Thank you. It was fun, fun week,
I hope. Oh happy fourth ofJuly. Oh, oh my gosh,
(44:57):
I'm I'm sure I'm going to havesome good stories. I work all week,
and I work tomorrow too. It'sso fun being feeling. Oh wow,
you work tomorrow the fifth. Tomorrow'snot the fifth. Well, if
we're dropping this episode on the fourthline, then it is the fifth and
I worked on the fourth of Julytwo. But it's okay. I'm grateful.
That's good. Yes, are youflying the helicopter on the fourth?
(45:22):
No, I don't know how.I loved it. Yeah, that's a
that's a dope ass job. Iwould about that, dope dude. Okay,
So I showed you the picture ofthe dunes of Coronado that actually spell
at cornatdo beach, right. Ididn't know. I lived in Cornado for
five years and I never knew that. I never knew that either. From
the helicopter you can see it's thisCornado a plaque. There's a plaque out
(45:43):
by the dunes that say what they'reabout. It is cool. I'll show
you the picture I was born andraised here. I have never right,
you guys are crazyh God, thepilot the other day when I did this
by myself, So my first time, I did it alone and I was
so nervous, and I over theDelmar fire and I got close ups of
the flames and I got close upsof them dropping the water on the flames
(46:06):
and getting the water out of theocean and oh yeah, oh yeah.
But he goes as we were goingback to base, which is Gillespie,
he goes on Mount Helix. There'sa house that's round, Yeah, that
spins. It's very famous. Inever knew and we flew over. It
looks like a hockey put. It'son one ball bearing, one ball bearing
(46:31):
Mount Helix. So yeah, Iknow exactly the house you're talking about.
Oh my god, it was socool on TV. It was designed by
a very famous architect. You actuallyhad to create a new system for keeping
pipes intact. While yeah it isso it's just so cool the things you
could see from the helico. Haveyou never been to East County before?
I just remember I didn't know aboutthat. And did you know they built
(46:52):
a roller skating rink kit the Dell. Yeah, yeah, there every no
not skating roller skating. It's thereright now, it's temporary. Did you
know that some of the guys whocommitted nine eleven had connections to Gillespie Field.
That's true? Wait? What?Yeah? Right? Is this allegedly?
(47:14):
Were they taking flying classes there something? Oh so, or at least
at very least one of their instructorswho didn't know what they were planning or
anything was was a Gillespie based instructoror something? Wow? Well, okay,
let's not crop all over is great? I'm just trying now bring it,
bring it down. I thought wewere just talking about fun facts.
(47:34):
Super Now it's not fun to me. It brings down the whole segment.
No, it doesn't to me.Now I'm sad. Now I feel bad.
I feel horrible. It was itwas like twenty four years ago.
Feel horrible twenty three. Don't feelhard? What's going to make me feel
better? Ending this podcast? Okay, you want me to show you this?
Can I see your pick? Well? Dude, all right, and
(47:55):
the and the fucking show? Please? That would make me how much I
love and the show. You guysare about to get in trouble. Oh
come on, and we've done worsethan that. No, I don't know
that. I feel like that crossedthe line. That seems weird. If
that's gonna make mommy. That acrossthe line after him talking about like kicking
me in the badge, Yeah,that's different. When did I talk about
(48:15):
that on this show? You alwayssay that when you okay, when you
say can I see your dick pickplease? I don't know that feels that
feels worse. Okay, and theshow and the show. I won't call
HR. That's me. Yeah,we're not worried about HR not calling.
All right, we'll cut that outalong with my flashing everybody it's standing there.
Oh god. Anyway, thank youfor listening and watching you. We
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Oh yes, Hello, Hello,thank you for tuning in. Welcome to
Laura Kane after Dark. Hello,pretty lady, really you look very pretty
today? Do you like my outfit? I do. This is Eric Rimer,
my co host. Hi. I'mglad you said that because it has
something to do with tonight. Wehave producer Brian over there. Hi.
(00:34):
Before Well, no, I thinkwe should do Okay, listen to the
secret sound first. Okay, okay, we brought back the secret sound.
If you guys have been a listenerof the podcast for a while, we
used to do this and it wasreally fun because you could to figure out
what it is like if you wantto guess, and if you guess it
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correctly and we see it, you'llwin one hundred bucks. That's the prize.
Wait real quick, since froun weektwo, I feel like you should
give a small hint as to whatroom you recorded it in. No,
not yet, not yet, becausewe're going to see because when we did
this last time, it was awhile before somebody. Yeah, we got
to keep it alive and keep itlike moving, then get new sound in
or something. Well, this isonly the second week, so what hit?
(01:19):
Okay, maybe we should give likeone tiny, not the room it
was recorded in. Okay, butokay, I know what to say.
We Eric and I did it together. Yeah you said that last Okay,
Well that's this week's hint. Okay, we're going That narrows it down to
(01:41):
two person and or one person things. Okay, we were inside. That
narrows it down to hey anything,second week, two hints already there you
go. Let's play that secret sound. Can you turn it up a little
(02:05):
bit? Yeah? Okay, okay, it's something you guys are doing too
close to the phone to record it. It's all that because I'm sure Eric
was doing it while you were holdingthe phone. And Eric definitely bumped your
phone, not necessarily my powers ofdeduction. Why don't you zip your lip?
(02:29):
I feel like he was rubbing twothings together. I don't know,
long smooth motionsness against China. Ohmy god. Well that didn't take long,
and that's something we can never takeback. Guess Guesses, Guesses,
You can comment on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok luracane a d A, Gmail,
(02:52):
on YouTube. If you guess itcorrectly and we see it, we'll
get in hold of you and youget a hundred dollars and my girlfriend's in
the house today, Maggie Lowe.Yes, I may. She's actually spending
the night here tonight because she uh, she just is, because she is
having I spend the night. Iknow, aud here, are you too?
(03:14):
Going to be like running around inlingerie later hopefully with like kitten heels
and like hopefully we'll see, we'llsee. Laura got rid of her kids
and took in all the strays shecould find. Oh my god, Maggie's
no stray but no, but well, yes, anyway, it's a it's
a it's a circus. It's acircus in this in this place here.
(03:36):
Uh first, wait, I havegifts and I have something. What else
do I have? Oh? Ohokay, this kind of ties in with
something that I'm going to show you. But I did something and oh my
god, I got so many complimentsand I got accolades like you couldn't believe.
(03:59):
And I felt bad about it,and I'll tell you why and what
I did. Oh boy, butit was it was awesome. But at
the same time, I feel likea fraud again. Oh boy. But
okay, so we have that.Do you know what it is, Maggie?
Oh boy? Oh no, watchno that I'm not ever going to
(04:21):
do again, but I'm glad Idid because we got to meet David Steele.
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And Okay, so I try orI want to do this every month,
(08:31):
and I'm going to start doing itevery month, and I think we
should call it instead of Laura's sixtynine dollars Outfit of the Month, I
think it should be called Laura's CheapassOutfit of the Month because this time it's
cheap ass. We should not putswear words online. Doesn't like swear words,
okay, well cheapo cheepo cheapo sure, Okay. Anyway, so I
(08:56):
wore this outfit which I will standup and show you to Manhattan restaurant with
the girls the other night for Tad'sbirthday. Yes, and a waiter under
his breath, but kind of walkedby me and he said, that is
a really nice dress. What thatdidn't happen? I swear to God.
(09:16):
And he was like, why wouldI lie about that? I don't know.
Well, because to prove that youhave a good fit. No,
and he was like maybe twenty five. I was like, okay, I
gotta go on on. So atwenty five year old guy walked by and
complimented me under his older women.It was like, it's a really good
dress. I believe it, andyou like you said, I looked really
(09:37):
nice when I walked in. Okay, let me stand up and show you
the whole thing. Okayeah, no, wonder he liked the dress. Dress,
I had your legs bread and sinceyou can't see my whole body,
I'll show you the shoes, whichare super co Oh you're gonna okay and
(10:00):
stone really yeah, there we go, there we go. Okay, I'm
just gonna keep my hand here.Oh my god, I just flash everybody
because we don't know. I thinkyou're fine. I think you're fine because
we don't edit this. I thinkyou're fine. Wow, just put a
big face of a beaver over itif you see you know what, I
don't even care. No, youshould care, because it'll get the channel
(10:20):
taken down. I have underwear on. It's not like I'm like showing be
Okay, it's fine. It's likewe could call this episode leave it to
be. You can check beforehand ifyou want to, Okay, okay,
okay. So these are the shoesthat go with aren't those so cute?
These woven little like platform shoes.Okay? And then I was wearing the
(10:41):
purse I had was an Eaves Laurent, this color of like a off white,
and I had it going on.And you know how much this entire
outfit on, shoes, purse,dress, It's on the website by the
way, Yeah, so much saltdollars, well close fifty six dollars.
(11:05):
Because so I take it that EveSaint Laurent was Evie Saint Laurent. Yeah,
that is from I bought it fromthe same street I bought the watch
from. Okay, Okay, soit streets that canal Okay, that makes
sense. Okay, So the dressis from I don't like saying Temu,
I don't feel it doesn't feel rightcoming out of my mouth. But it's
from Timu, Timu eleven dollars andninety nine cents. I wonder it constantly
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hikes up above your butt. Well, it's it's very cute. I bet
that that waiter who said there wasnice dress. I bet you didn't realize,
but your dress was like around yourwaist or something, and he was
like a nice dress. Suit,it's nice. Stop it's not wearing any
pants. The shoes were on clearanceat Walmart for fifteen dollars, so eleven
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ninety nine, fifteen dollars, andthen the purse I think was thirty,
So I mean I had it goingon for fifty six dollars. I'm sorry,
touch those shoes. Touch them.Okay, I'm sorry, but mister,
I'm never setting foot in a Walmart. What did you just say to
me the other day? What didyou just declare to me the other day
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that I had to go there andbuy bins for my storage in it?
And you actually no, he saidhe did not have a bad time there.
He actually enjoyed Target because I haven'tmet Target, and it's so much
cheaper. Walmart is great. Anyway, I'm with Eric on this one.
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You have huge feet. Well thatmakes sense. What kind of shoes are
those? Puma's? They're the MercedesBenz Oh Mercedes. Oh my god?
Are those new? Yes? Wheredid you get them at the outlet?
I got them at Puma? Ohokay, I was a pretty Okay,
he's one up on me. Butanyway, that's my Laura's chief Ot outfit
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of the month. And you cansee if you want, there's links.
I put a link to the dressin the shoes if you want to buy
them. Anyway, very cute.It's very hard doing this with two men
because I'm not getting any love.But that's what I don't need to.
I said, you look Fay,you did, and thank you very much.
Jeff, your show was mostly men. I know. Wait, okay,
I would like you to Are yougoing to talk about it in a
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minute? Okay? About my poston Instagram? There's going to be a
reunion. Oh wait? What?Okay, I don't know if I'm supposed
to talk about it. Who's hostingit? Nobody? Well, it's I
don't think I should talk about itjust yet. Okay, Okay, tell
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us after and forget I ever said. But just let me just put it
this way. We're all going tobe together in August. Oh that that
all of us. We're talking Jeff, Jared, Tommy, Randy, Emily
and me. Okay, you knowwhat, I'm crashing this because I'm I
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got screwed over for the wedding.Sorry, has been's only well he was
kind of part of the show alot of the times. He was one
of our best like callers, frequentcaller. I don't know if really counts
as the cast. I'm crashing it. Okay. So first, this is
a very big day for you.I have many gifts for you. Oh
my god. Two of the giftsare from our friend Maggie. Okay,
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and they're wearable and we have towear them right now. Okay, I'm
in. Are you sure in?Okay, I'm going to pull them out
right now. Whatever Maggie gets me, I love Okay, Okay, why
why why is she saying that,Maggie like this, here's your do you
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know? In my in my closetbecause I have a walk in closet.
I have these displayed on the wall, the one that we had from Yeah,
he wears. These were all thePride, he goes to, Yeah,
the zero zero. Here are thesunglasses that go with them. This
is just Elton John. Look though, this isn't even like a gay pride
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thing. This is Elton John.This is this is fantastic. You do
look good. Listen, and Ihave mine. Oh my god, here
is great. I have the world'sbiggest head. You guys. Look,
it's not fit fabulous communists. Lookat how high it sits on my head.
I have a huge head. Ohmy god, no hat it.
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Oh my god, this is great. Now you know Ace hardware in Hillcrest.
Yes, I can't even put onthe headphones. It's behind your head.
Oh yeah, okay, so theyhave so many cool, like cute,
weird fun things. I found somethingfor you, oh boy, that
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I just had to get. Okay, please read what this little put him
over the front. I just won'tput him on. I don't even want
I put him over the lip.Oh, over the lip, over the
lip. There you go. God, you guys are like Nazi essays.
But this is good. Oh mygosh, it's great. Oh I'm not
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going to do it. There islaw can all right? This is for
you. Please just read it.Read it. Out loud before you read
it to yourself. Just read itout loud. If I say, let
me check my calendar, you shouldknow I'm lying and just don't want to
participate. I lost my calendar twentysixteen. He's the only human being on
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the planet that has a paper calendar. I do, and we cannot make
any plans until he checks that paperfor calendar. I'm going to defend him
because I think paper calendars are awesome, but not not the ones you hang
on your wall. I like leatherbound calendar. That's what I have in
my bag. Oh, and they'reawesome. I have never used mine because
I don't know he is unable tomake a commitment without checking that paper calendar.
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I don't want to double book myself. Well, why don't you just
put it on your phone? BecauseI don't know how he's got that calendar
and he's still is late to thepodcast. This is this is what I
think, Oh my god, thisis the best thing. You don't want
to do it ever. And thenI found this, which is I don't
know where you're going to put it, but it needs to be displayed somewhere,
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okay, because YO gifted Oh mygod, it says gifted. I've
been lucky enough to to check itout lot. I know it's impressive.
What can I say? I gotto give my man props here. Thank
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you. You're blessed for his kickstandpretty much pretty much once you get to
his age. It does prevent youfrom rolling out of bed in the morning,
oh my gosh. Well and thenwhen well always he doesn't wear underwear,
and a lot of the times hewears pants that are very, very
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sheer. So that's when you needto be careful. Okay, shearer,
I'm very wearing Amyse and the like. I mean when we had our v
house event, you were wearing thethinnest pants I'd ever seen on the man.
Like the tightest pants. Yeah,oh they were tight, but they
weren't They weren't thin. They weretight though, Yeah they were tight their
pants were you see, they wereany tighter you would have seen, you
would have it would have been likespandex. Okay, So those are your
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gifts. You're welcome, You're thankyou, Maggie, my two girlfriends.
Okay. So when I went toManhattan in this outfit that the twenty five
year old commented on and complimenting meon, thank you very much. It
was Tad's birthday and his thirteenth anniversarybeing the piano player at Manhattan. Well,
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he was entertaining everybody, and it'sa dinner place, so people are
eating while he's playing the piano,and then like the later it gets,
the more people get up and danceand stuff like that. Well nobody was
really saying anything like, you know, happy birthday, this is you're here
thirteen years da da da dah.So I took it upon myself and like
I need to get on the micand make a big deal about him,
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just to like, oh boy,just to honor him because we go there
a lot and we're become friends.So I was like thinking that, yes,
he's been on our show. AndI was trying to write out lyrics
to the song fly Me to theMoon about Tad, and I was just
having such a hard time. Andthen I remembered something I I did this
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thing. I had it ready.I told him, Hey, I have
something that I would like to readto you, a poem. Is that
okay if I take the mic afteryou're done with this song? He said
sure. I went up. Iread this poem pretty much standing ovation people
(20:17):
were coming up to me after Iread it, like throughout the night,
saying that was so amazing. Ican't even believe he wrote that you did
such a great job. That whata great tribute. Blah blah blah blah.
Oh no, I didn't. Ijust got went to my chat GBT
app. Oh my god, it'sa poem that Is there a charge for
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that app? Or is it free? I think I don't know. Okay,
So what I did was this,I said, write a poem for
Tat. He plays the piano,he has curly hair, he has a
tan, he plays any song.He's really nice, like any just like
little random, random, random random, be good because you hyped it up
so much already. Oh I don'twhere's my phone? Anyway? It spit
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out within seconds this poem that wasso well crafted. You know, your
phone's on the ground next to you. Hold on. I don't know if
I can pull it up. Yes, you can on the other side of
the couch. Because I've done otherthings since I it's still there. We're
gonna have to assault and a naturalborn killer or that. What's the movie?
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Basically? I know that's not coolon YouTube. Okay, let me
see if it's still here. Butlike the people I was with were like,
wow, you're that. It wasso good, you're so And of
course I didn't tell anybody what amI gonna do. I just accepted the
uh the compliment everybody knows. Nowgive you that. I want to give
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you that tip history. Okay,here we go. Uh ah, okay,
let's see. Okay, Harry goready. You know, just gave
me a great idea. What we'reall gonna write tributes to each other using
chat GBT. I love it.I'm good. Okay, here we go.
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In Manhattan's Heart, Tad takes thestage a maestrove piano, a singer
with grace, his curly hair andwarm tan glow. He brings joy to
all, a talent that shows hisworn out keys bear testament true to the
countless hours he's played for me andyou. Yet he's not weary. His
passion is still strong. Just beginninghis journey where dreams belong, he fills
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our souls with melodies sweet, welove him, Dearly, our Heart skip
a beat, songs of all eras. His voice does embrace. But tonight,
let's spare him the piano Man's space. He doesn't like playing that song.
Oh, I had to find thatout ahead of time. When he
opens his mouth, we go wild. Our feet can't still. And still
they danced like a child, ticklingthe ivories, his fingers so fleet.
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He captivates us all a musical feat. So raise your glasses. Let the
celebration begin to tad the musician.The joy from within, cheers to his
talent, his spirits so free.We love him dearly now and for eternity
that everybody, well, not accordingto every single person that came up to
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me throughout the night. Now thatand I mean, come on it,
spit it out within a seconds.Oh, I believe in chat GPT's capabilities.
But that's still nothing. I mean, that's isn't that I mean?
But that it's uninspired? It is, Well, are you impressed a little
bit? Would you have been impressedif you would have seen me up there?
Since? Yes, thinking that Iwould have that, I wrote that
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I have literally I think I wouldhave been impressed to I would not have
recommended you become probably given you alap dance. I think we should do
your idea and put little facts.All you have to do is put like
a little little like tidbits of like, yeah, like what you look like,
your characteristics and dah da da daand it let's see what it spits
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out. Okay, we'll do thatnext weeks. I'm gonna write you a
poem right now. Oh see,it'll okay, fine, whatever, that's
great. My god, that isthe funny everything. Oh my god,
that is hilarious. I know,I know, I know. So okay,
then I have a question. Yes, it's about well, don't okay,
(24:29):
don't get all but hurt and likeyell at me again. Oh,
it's about the upcoming wedding, whichis happening. He was thrown over for
for Stacy. Thanks Stacy. Yeah, Charlie's getting married. When I'm Maggie,
I'm crashing at I'm gonna get trashedon the plane. I'm trying to
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trying to be heartfelt. Gotta throwup right on her, my only son
getting married, and this is whathappens. He can't get over it,
and then I'm gonna veto everything.I'm probably gonna kick the cake over,
tip the table over, and thatthe cake's on. So the wedding is
very chill. It's it's not likeyour traditional wedding and the theme is like
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garden party, like kind of floral. Great, then I'm going to bing
a weed whacker and mow down allthe flowers. Now, look, I
can't wear white because yo, wedon't do that at a white I can't
wear black because you don't do thata funeral. You can't wear red because
that stands out too much in pictures. Right, I'm worried about like the
(25:40):
if I pick a floral pattern,it might be too busy. I'm stressing
about what I'm going to wear tothis one. I would wear like a
pastel, wear a spring color likethose like the really soft like yellow or
a soft pink. Now what style? I'm the mother of the groom,
but I don't want to be dowdy. How it depends on how formal wedding
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it is. It's not super it'snot like, oh my god, no,
no, it's not formal. It'snot super formal. Does this mean
we're gonna you know what, eventhough you're throwing me over for Stacy,
I will help you, will you? Yes? When is the wedding the
twenty first, so we don't havemuch time July? Yes, I know,
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I can't even wait. It's goingto be so great. But I
you know, the goal is whenyou're a woman and you're invited to somebody's
wedding, you do not upstage tothe bride. Right, your media gonna
You're gonna have to keep these ata minimum. I know, I know
I will do that. But canI wear sleeves or can I wear just
like no sleeves? Is that isthat inappropriate? Have you been to a
wedding before. Yeah, well,I'm just saying, like it's my son's
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wedding. I just want to makesure that I'm appropriate, But I want
to don't want to be dowdy mother. It's a summer wedding, so it's
to be a little bit more casual, something airy and something like softas so
below the knee. Yes, forsure, you're overthinking it, but yeah,
I am a mini skirt. Ijust I just don't want to be
something slowly, just something nice,right, but not too loud as far
as you could if it's something youcould wear the church. I don't church
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in sol, I know, butstill you get the idea. I will
help you. Okay, this thing'sgiving me the biggest headaches. Oh,
by the way, I have apoem for you. Okay, here we
go. Okay, I want toknow what all right? No, I
don't what do you mean that thingsgiving you a headache? I told you
I have a huge head. Itdoesn't fit. Oh my god, are
you right? Yes, it's fine, okay, because you have a little
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perfect head. Excuse me? Allright, red spotlight, all right.
In the realm of radio soft embrace, Laura came once failed her place on
the waves of Jeff and Jair.Her voice a melody, lighta's air.
Yet when she penned her poems,fair the words they hung in empty air
for inspiration, spark, it seemedhad slipped away from Laura. Her verses
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flowed a steady stream, but lackedthe fervor, lacked the gleam of passions,
fire, bright and bold. Herstory is told, but left us
school. Laura, with your radiantsmile, your heart's so warm, your
gracier style, May you find themuse you seek to color words, to
make them speak, for in thesilence, there's a song waiting for you
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all along. Okay, that part'stoo compliment. What the hell did you
put in there? That I that? I uh, I put a poem
about someone and I'm not now.I put write a poem Aboutlaura Kane,
who used to be on the Jeffand Jerry Show, about how her poetry
is uninspired. Oh my god,well whatever, you guys, whatever.
I think that I had a brilliantidea when I did that, and I
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just wanted to share, all rightin the meantime. You know what I've
been doing a lot lately is grunting. What have you been grunting? When
you get up and down? Honey? I know every single time I do
anything, I don't advise getting old. Is that the one that Brian?
Is that the one you use?The green? The white one? It's
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this one right there? Yeah,chat gbt, Okay, the world is
a random news. Give me somemusic while you guys are not paying attention
to me. Hey, I've gotsome good stuff here. I know you
want to hear another one, Well, yes, go ahead. In the
annals of radio a name we hearLaura's came who whose fame once near On
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the Jeff and Show she did shine, But in her poetry there's little divine.
She scribbles lines without a spark.Her words fall flat, They miss
the monk a poet's soul. Shecannot claim for her vessels, bring her
only shame. Oh my god,her mother for's limp. Her rhymes are
poor, Her imagery lacks, herthemes a bore. She crass with the
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hands that know no art. Herpoetry has no art to do. I
say, you really went down inflames with chat GBT. I know,
I'm actually impressed by how good.Don't worry, mins gonna be really good.
You better some nice facts about me. You're all going to be nice
or put in some interesting things.I don't know, whatever, do whatever
(30:07):
you want. I don't care anymore. It's going to be probably horrible and
mean. No, mine isn't okay? Good should be I know totally.
Oh, the world's largest museum forpoop just opened in Williams, Arizona,
near the Grand Canyon. Go orwhat do they even have to show fossilized
(30:30):
poop? And the museum is calledthe Poosium Mine. Guess what road track?
Oh God, so going to themost expensive vintage toy ever has been
sold at auction for five hundred andtwenty five thousand dollars, and he guesses
(30:51):
as to what vintage toy it couldpossibly be? The Ragged Doll anti doll
that was in the Conjuring Museum.Nope. Not even a hot wheel,
Nope. An original Star Wars BobaFett. Yeah, action figure from nineteen
seventy nine. Yep, it makesit the most expensive vintage toy ever.
(31:15):
Yeah. Those things sell for afortune. And you know what, my
brother has all of them. Theygot to still be in the cases though,
you mean, like the boxes,original packaging. You want the big
money he has? Do you knowthat case that has that It was like
the face of Darth Vader. Yeah, he has that. Yeah, but
it's still and theyre probably were somemoney. But if you want the if
(31:37):
you want the big money, youneed the original packaging. What are you
sick of people trying to convince youis great? Here are some things.
Starting a business. People try toconvince you you should start a business,
be your own boss. It's notas great as I think. The problem
is that people who think they're doingthat are not actually starting their own business.
(32:00):
Like they're not actually starting their ownbusiness. Are you laughing? What's
going on? Why does she doit? Why? Phones? I look
like no, I like this out. Just take that I'm wearing a home
Take the phones off. Oh mygod, I think funny is happening.
I don't know why, you guys, I look like Mickey Mouse for a
second. Maggie, you're disturbing theentire program. Not funny is happening.
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Well, we're not in the loop. I'm in the loop. It just
like it's just I love Meggie's leftso much. Oh my god. Another
thing is running. Running is runningsucks? Running? Running sucks. Now.
I only run if someone's chasing everytime, then every slow. I
really really wish I loved it.I want the runners high. I want
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to feel that you didn't. Iused to run every other day. Did
you enjoy it? No? Ihated it every second? Oh my god.
And I used to run with mymom, who is you know,
misfitness? Yes, she loved it. Probably she would drag drag my ass
out there and run. Do youdo you like it or don't like it?
When people say, oh my gosh, you have to watch this TV
(33:12):
show, it's the greatest thing inthe world. I love them when people
do that, you do love it? Oh, speaking of oh, I
got one too, Oh I amHave you watched Owning Manhattan? No?
I don't know what that is?So good? Is it like selling Sunset.
Yeah. And then I watched lastnight the new Nicole Kidman Zach Efron
movie A family. Oh see,I won't do that because it's wrong.
(33:34):
Calm it's I can't. It wasdumb. I didn't like it. We
need a we are going to havea family outing to see long legs.
You want to? I heard it'sfantastic, let's do it. Also,
I've got something. I just watchedAmazon Prime original show. It's been out
for a while now, but theboys, Oh yeah, I heard lots
about it, and I was like, yeah, whatever, like you know,
(33:54):
I see that all the time andthe same same, And I watched
it and it's fucking fantastic. Stick. It is so good now. It
is incredibly shocking though it is verylike gory and very it pushes it.
Is it like supernatural? Like oh, superpowers type of thing? Like I
don't know, kind of, butit's if like what if at one point
we had developed superheroes and then theybecame bought out by a corporation and they
(34:15):
became pretty shitty people. It's it'sactually incredibly good. Wow. I saw
on Friday night A Quiet Place Dayone. Oh. I heard that was
phenomenal. It was fantastic. Reallywas it better than the first? A
quiet place? Really is? Arethe same people in it? No,
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it's Sloopita Nango and I forget whothe guy was that was in it.
Dijmon Hinzu is in it, andit's really scary. It was, but
the backstory was really good. Butlong Legs family outing Wait, I know,
(34:57):
okay, No ka can be prettygood. They there is this this
company that makes kombucha's. They're flavoredlike sodas, and they're great. I
have had some good ones, andthen I've had some that just tastes like
salty vinegar. I'm not supposed to. I think they have alcohol in them,
right, yeah, but like thata little bit. It's like point
zero five percent. But still Imean, yeah, noo noo for me?
Uh ice baths, who's for you? Yeah? Hot yoga? I
(35:22):
used to I love doing hot Iused to things. I won't do it
though, Oh my god, youfeel so good when you're done. Yea
cruises, no, no, thankyou. You know what, if you're
cheap, they'll give them that they'recheap. If you want vacation. Let
me just say I don't like kids. Oh I will never go on a
(35:44):
cruise after watching the movie The Triangleof Sadness. God, was not the
worst thing ever for me. Itwas traumatizing. You wouldn't want to ever
go whale watching either. Oh Iwon't go well watches people, I will
not. I won't. That's whyI won't because I'm not afraid of me
beingstick. I just can't see peoplepuking off the side of the watching and
(36:07):
I think everybody around you, ohmy god, no, no, thank
you, no, thank you.And then Ai is one of them too.
And then I have one Okay,this one I'm interested to hear.
I was gonna speaking. Oh no, go ahead, just remind me of
the kid's story that I need totell you before. What's why I will
never have a kid? Okay,just tell it right now? Why the
(36:30):
female anatomy. Wow, I hadsomebody come in the other day with a
kid. How old was the kid? Maybe? Six? Okay? With
you know, if you if Iwent into more detail about what I did
for a living, giving a kid, this is like giving like a pyromaniac
(36:55):
matches. They gave the kid chocolatepudding and a spoon, and so the
kid comes in and okay, theywalk into my office. Nose all,
oh, oh god, my eyesstarted water. I was like, I
thought the kid had filled his diaper, like it smelled like just shit,
(37:15):
and I was like, oh mygod, and it was so strong,
and I'm like, oh, sowe go. We're in the elevator going
up, and the smell is justso. Now there's four of us in
a contained space. You're talking aboutthe pudding smelled like goop. No,
I didn't know what I thought thiswhole time. The kid had filled his
(37:37):
diaper, okay, and a sixyear old with a diaper, uh okay,
I mean or five? I don'tI didn't know. But I don't
even know how long they have towear diapers. Who knows. I probably
have a kid that was fourteen andstill in diapers. I don't know.
So I'm ready to gag because thesmell is so bad and we're all crammed
(38:00):
in this elevator and I'm all,oh, I'm gonna throw up. So
the kid starts like jumping up anddown. I'm like, don't jump up
and down like total militant. Theparents aren't doing anything, so I go,
don't jump up and down in theelevator. And the dad goes why,
and I go because it'll show thatthere's an earthquake, it's seismic,
(38:22):
so it'll it'll freeze the elevator.So he's like, don't jump in the
elevator. So the kid stops,looks at me, takes the spoon out
of the pudding, end goes yeah, and throws it on the floor of
the elevator. So it's like whitemarble on the elevator floors, and I'm
alloo, And the only thing Ithought of is I was like, I
have Gucci pants on in that puddinggot on my pants or shoes. There's
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gonna be three people in this elevatorthat are not going to be breathing by
the time this sits the floor thatwe're on. Now, this all happened
in literally like a matter of seconds. So I look down and just the
way the spoon landed, it wasalmost like the parting of the Red Sea.
So the chocolate pudding went on eitherside of me of your Gucci pan
(39:12):
because then the kid dropped the wholething, so it took the spoon and
was like yeah, and I look. I just turn and look at the
parents, and the mom completely unfazed. Like nothing happened. I just keep
looking at the dad, and thedad's all yeah, I'll go back downstairs
and clean that up. And I'mall great. So we get into the
(39:35):
place. The kid's running around touchingeverything and I'm like, oh my god,
your hands are full of pudding,like, don't touch anything. And
the mom's like, sit right there. The kid sits on like a chair,
and the smell, I'm like itwas from the water bottle. So
the mom's walking around and comes outand I'm literally catches me going like this,
(40:01):
and she goes, oh, yeah, sorry about the smell. It's
black pepper sulfur water. And Ilook at her and I'm all why,
like, why would you If Ieven put that up to my I would
throw up. It smelled like rotteneggs and poop. Did she give you
(40:22):
a reason as to why she wasdrinking? But then we were all googling.
Yeah, I know, what's thehealth benefit? You googled him,
what's the health benefit? You knowwhat. I loved having kids. I
loved raising my kids. I lovedthem. I loved every every single stage
of their lives. I would neverdo it again. It was hard as
(40:45):
hell. It's hard having a kid. None of my friends had braddy kids.
Oh yeah, my kids were neverbratty, but they were never bratty.
No, never, I would notallow it. But I don't.
I can't deal with other people's kids. See, braddy kids are the worst.
Yeah, my mom would have Myfriends never would their kids get away
with that. My kids never toldme to f you, called me a
(41:05):
bitch, said I hate you.Never. They never did any of those
things because they knew, like,actually, I have one of my sisters,
I forget what. But she askedmy mom. She was really little,
like maybe six or seven. Sheasked my mom she could do something.
It was something like probably not safefor a six year old to do,
and my mom said, no,you can't do that. She goes,
I hate you, and my momsaid excuse me, and my sis
just starts screaming and crying and runningbecause she knew something so bad. I
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want to know what you guys thinkis the one word text that is the
worst to receive? Okay, oneword one word text? What is the
one word text that is the worstto receive? Well? In what context
someone did to study? I don'tknow. Is something I was just like,
what what what is your guests,it's not kay, and it's not
(41:53):
okay by, it's not by,And I think you probably texted this sty
No, fine, you're on thisplane, you're on the you're on the
right track. Whatever. No,oh that's a good one. It's sure
(42:17):
oh all the time. But youit's hard to read into how you're saying
sure. That's what they're saying,like like if you're like, do you
want to go have dinner tonight?Sure? Like are you saying it like
sure? Sure? Like enthusiastically areyou saying like sure? Like I don't
(42:38):
even care. I would always uselike an exclamation point after yeah, this
is like no punctuation, what's ohyeah, I'm sure I've done that.
I don't. I think that's Ithink it's a little bit of a stretch
to find the pessimistic meaning on thatby like default. Well, anyway,
that's what this story I think.I think if you said ok versus sure,
(43:00):
I think okay would be way worse. Like they said yep, wait
wait sures on there, and thenwhat was the other one? Oh yep
with a period. That's also bad. Oh yeah, that's way worse.
That's way worse. Yeah, orgreat without an exclamation point. I say
great all the time. That's normal. That an exclamation who? Yes,
(43:22):
who did these studies institute of likeuselessness or pretty much it doesn't even say
it's an article, some article anyway. That is my random news. And
you know what, that is ashow. We packed a lot into a
show. I think you're welcome.You look great, and I hope you
(43:45):
use that now in study or otherprecious, you know, glorious calendar that
you cannot be without or make planswithout looking at. That calendar drives me
crazy. It drives her. Ican't stand his calendar. He can't do
anything, he can't plan anything,he can't say yes to anything until each
(44:06):
exa and he always leaves it somewherewhere it's not accessible. It's with me
tonight. Oh my god. Whatever. Phone calendars you literally have a calendar
on this back wall. I don't, but I also put everything in my
phone to phone calendars are the worst. I have a work calendar and I
hate it. Thank you, girlfriend, thank you, Oh my god,
(44:34):
see my girl right there, yeah, I know your girl who's not on
the mic. You can't even mygirl? Yeah right here, Yes,
we love you Maggie. All right, well, thank you so much for
listening to you guys. Thank you. It was fun, fun week,
I hope. Oh happy fourth ofJuly. Oh, oh my gosh,
(44:57):
I'm I'm sure I'm going to havesome good stories. I work all week,
and I work tomorrow too. It'sso fun being feeling. Oh wow,
you work tomorrow the fifth. Tomorrow'snot the fifth. Well, if
we're dropping this episode on the fourthline, then it is the fifth and
I worked on the fourth of Julytwo. But it's okay. I'm grateful.
That's good. Yes, are youflying the helicopter on the fourth?
(45:22):
No, I don't know how.I loved it. Yeah, that's a
that's a dope ass job. Iwould about that, dope dude. Okay,
So I showed you the picture ofthe dunes of Coronado that actually spell
at cornatdo beach, right. Ididn't know. I lived in Cornado for
five years and I never knew that. I never knew that either. From
the helicopter you can see it's thisCornado a plaque. There's a plaque out
(45:43):
by the dunes that say what they'reabout. It is cool. I'll show
you the picture I was born andraised here. I have never right,
you guys are crazyh God, thepilot the other day when I did this
by myself, So my first time, I did it alone and I was
so nervous, and I over theDelmar fire and I got close ups of
the flames and I got close upsof them dropping the water on the flames
(46:06):
and getting the water out of theocean and oh yeah, oh yeah.
But he goes as we were goingback to base, which is Gillespie,
he goes on Mount Helix. There'sa house that's round, Yeah, that
spins. It's very famous. Inever knew and we flew over. It
looks like a hockey put. It'son one ball bearing, one ball bearing
(46:31):
Mount Helix. So yeah, Iknow exactly the house you're talking about.
Oh my god, it was socool on TV. It was designed by
a very famous architect. You actuallyhad to create a new system for keeping
pipes intact. While yeah it isso it's just so cool the things you
could see from the helico. Haveyou never been to East County before?
I just remember I didn't know aboutthat. And did you know they built
(46:52):
a roller skating rink kit the Dell. Yeah, yeah, there every no
not skating roller skating. It's thereright now, it's temporary. Did you
know that some of the guys whocommitted nine eleven had connections to Gillespie Field.
That's true? Wait? What?Yeah? Right? Is this allegedly?
(47:14):
Were they taking flying classes there something? Oh so, or at least
at very least one of their instructorswho didn't know what they were planning or
anything was was a Gillespie based instructoror something? Wow? Well, okay,
let's not crop all over is great? I'm just trying now bring it,
bring it down. I thought wewere just talking about fun facts.
(47:34):
Super Now it's not fun to me. It brings down the whole segment.
No, it doesn't to me.Now I'm sad. Now I feel bad.
I feel horrible. It was itwas like twenty four years ago.
Feel horrible twenty three. Don't feelhard? What's going to make me feel
better? Ending this podcast? Okay, you want me to show you this?
Can I see your pick? Well? Dude, all right, and
(47:55):
the and the fucking show? Please? That would make me how much I
love and the show. You guysare about to get in trouble. Oh
come on, and we've done worsethan that. No, I don't know
that. I feel like that crossedthe line. That seems weird. If
that's gonna make mommy. That acrossthe line after him talking about like kicking
me in the badge, Yeah,that's different. When did I talk about
(48:15):
that on this show? You alwayssay that when you okay, when you
say can I see your dick pickplease? I don't know that feels that
feels worse. Okay, and theshow and the show. I won't call
HR. That's me. Yeah,we're not worried about HR not calling.
All right, we'll cut that outalong with my flashing everybody it's standing there.
Oh god. Anyway, thank youfor listening and watching you. We
(48:37):
love you very much. Welcome Skidaddleand to the podcast. Thank you so
much. And I can't wait toEMC and the Hoya Cosmetic Surgery Center,
my doctor Readler and Jay Wursler fromCapitol Worth Thy Money. Love your podcast,
Love your podcast. I love you, my sweet bye bye
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