August 29, 2024 • 36 mins
Things goes off the rails right from the get...and it just gets crazier from there.
if you want to hear Erik in rare form, the naughtiness in full effect, then get ready for the ride. He is on one during this show for sure. While it makes Laura and Producer Bryan uncomfortable and uneasy at times, it's also hysterical and the laughter is plentiful. Laura just about pees her pants.
We joke, we tease, we laugh, we try to inform, we entertain, we keep you company, we provide a much needed fun escape from the daily grind.
Rando News, The always revealing Question Game and something you can do to help our community' round things out. The link is at www.lauracainafterdark.com
It's a wild ride and we hope you enjoy it.
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if you want to hear Erik in rare form, the naughtiness in full effect, then get ready for the ride. He is on one during this show for sure. While it makes Laura and Producer Bryan uncomfortable and uneasy at times, it's also hysterical and the laughter is plentiful. Laura just about pees her pants.
We joke, we tease, we laugh, we try to inform, we entertain, we keep you company, we provide a much needed fun escape from the daily grind.
Rando News, The always revealing Question Game and something you can do to help our community' round things out. The link is at www.lauracainafterdark.com
It's a wild ride and we hope you enjoy it.
love your podcast.
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh my gosh, Hello Jesus, welcome to Laura Kane After Dark.
I'm leaking, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, no, I mean I'm not leaking.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Now. I'm going to give you some behind the scenes
information right now to prove to you that whatever I
say to my co host here, Eric Grimmer, goes in
one ear and out the other completely off the air.
We had this funny discussion about something that's in my kitchen,
which we will discuss in a minute, and it was
(00:49):
really funny, and I said, Okay, at the start of
the show, I want you to pretend that the thing
happened and then we'll get into that conversation. So it's
kind of like we were kind of like bake it
a little bit. Oh my god. I literally told him
like I'm not even kidding, like I'm like thirty seconds
before we'll started the show, and he fails to do it.
(01:12):
He does not listen to me. He does not listen
to me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What was that sound?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, So that's so.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Why Lost of White Trash passed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, I have a bug zapper, the kind that you're
supposed to put outdoors, uh huh, in my kitchen.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Nice because I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
With the flies. I can't with the flies, Like I
leave the dwarf and sometimes to get air, till the
dog out or whatever, and then like they all collected
this window. I'm like, hell no, So I brought the
bug zapper inside.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's like a two story double widen. Here are there
sheep running around or chickens somewhere?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh my god. The other night I was watching TV
down here and the kitchens right here. I don't know
what fluid, but it took, like I swear to God,
a minute for it to electric cute. It sounded like
it was like a like a rad heead crawled. God,
it was like zap zap zap zap zap zabzap zap them?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What is it killing?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Didn't you go look?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I was just scared. I'm like, it's probably some giant
spider or something that got in there.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I would burn my house down.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But that doesn't need to be in my kitchen. That's
I know, I know, that's gross.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's you know you should have like I'm gonna I'm gonna,
oh look right there, like what's on the paper.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Soon it'll be no. No, I need all these papers.
I need all these papers. Give me that.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm a pro at killing flies.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Use your bare hand.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh my god, don't worry. The thing in the kitchen
will do.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Wow, such a pros so dumb.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh my god. Okay, before we talk about the little
event that we are planning where it's in the yes,
the beginning stages. But I think it's we're on something
big here. We are onto something.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think we are.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I have also my psychic update part two. Oh, we
had another discussion and she revealed some cool things. Okay,
and then you have a great thing that you're talking to.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
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All right, before we get into a round of random
news and the question game, mm hm, we are planning.
Did I talk about the wedding dress thing already?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I did?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Or no on this episode?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh yeah, okay, we are planning on my bucket list
that we did like last week. One of the things
was I wanted to try on a wedding dress for
the very first time because I never have I blah
blah blah. Eric was like, Oh my god, we're gonna go.
We're going to do it. And then I got dms
from so many other women that were like, oh my god,
(06:08):
I want to come. I want to do it. I've
never had one on either that are like at same age.
I'm like, I should we should make this like a thing.
Maybe find someplace that will let like five of us
maybe or fifty. I don't know. I don't know. I
don't know. What's so proper?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Not fifty that would be way too why not? It
would be fun.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I know it'd be great, but no, but we are.
We are ironing out the details. So stay tuned for that.
That should be really fun and cool, and we'll keep
you posted and talk about your cool thing.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
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(07:09):
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And I really like the fact that he wants to
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be a great outreach program. And everybody really needs to
(07:30):
look out for each other. So he told me about it,
and I thought it would be great to talk about
it on the show because everybody should be able to
live with dignity and all I was madder. And here's
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(07:53):
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(08:15):
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Speaker 1 (09:02):
For and again doing Laura Can't after Dark dot com.
You can read more about it and the link is
on there.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Too, right yeap. And we have great listeners in the
Where is so the.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Best, the best, the best? Okay, Oh, I don't. I
think I raised the psychic music, but I wanted to
talk to you about the second thing she said to me.
We had like a second conversation because I'm talking about Uh.
We have Natalie Vail on the show frequently. She is
a medium, she is a psychic to the core. She
(09:33):
has like the biggest personality. She's great, we love her.
She's a reverend, she's this, she's that. And then there's
another woman that I that I go to sometimes because
she does it over WhatsApp video and she's very knowledgeable
about like numerology and like put in, like you know,
the numbers of everything, and then the planetary things and
(09:55):
and so her name is Veronica, and so she wanted
to know. I guess it's really important to know exactly
the time you were born, obviously the date, and then
the exact time and the exact place, because all that
matters in like this reading and stuff. It was really interesting.
But she said this, She said, there's good stuff coming
(10:19):
about my career, but don't talk about it at work.
Be more secretive out work. Because she said this, I
have excellent career stuff coming, but I also have excellent enemies.
M dude, that's oh my god. She said that lots
(10:44):
of activations are happening in fortune and love. She kept
mentioning love, love, love, love love. This guy is coming,
He's coming, okay, and what not too east. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It was like basically a dad joke.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, and I know how you love.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Those anyway, she said, Lucky things are happening, lots of
different things by chance, she said, like like I might
my career might take a path where, for example, I'm
sitting next to somebody on an airplane and he happens
to be like the president of Fox TV and like
he likes me or something like something weird like that
(11:29):
is going to happen. She said, like so I happenstance
and I was like, like, likes you, like I want
to wake up with you in my bed, Like no, no,
I don't know. You know what I'm trying to say,
stop it?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Well, no, I'm not sure, Like is it going to
be one of those like where you have to stand
in front of him and pull your skirt up so
you can see your legs and your vagina or oh,
oh my god, one of those situations.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Oh geez. Okay that's all. That's all I'm gonna say
about it. But anyway, if you want more informations, dms
at Loura Canford Dark and I'll give you her number.
And she's two dollars a minute and she's.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Great, what I'm only a dollar a minute?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah? Okay, what would you tell somebody? Would you tell
me you would read my cards in my numerology? Oh?
For sure? Okay, what is what's happening in my life? Well?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I could do this real quick, Laura. You pulled the
seven of Swords. Okay, you are going to find a
lot of swords in your near future, too many swords,
like skin colored swords, like seven swords. Okay, that's not
I was thinking. I would avoid antique shops or sword
shops because you don't need seven swords.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
We'll just call you the swords swallower. Okay, oh no,
me and him are totally wow. Your mind went totally different.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I was talking about literal swords.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sorry, wow, oops, killered swords.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I just got the funniest visual I can't get out
of my head.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I'm a bunch of seven meats, like flopping around in
your face. God, everybody's sword fighting.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It's a duel.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That's what I'm picturing right now, seven of them on guard.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Now that's just like a normal Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Jesus, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
God, see this is we cannot go down this.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Because a really deep shade of red right now kissing
you well, actually.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So bad. Oh, not take this down any further, do not,
you must not. Oh my god. Okay, dude, cue the
random news music. Please. Okay, now, I know what you
(14:10):
guys are gonna say, but oh my god, this kind
of was I thought alarming. In a New a New Pole,
people were asked do you wash your feet in the shower? Yes?
Thirty seven percent of people said nope, I just let
the water run over my feet and the soap and
(14:32):
they're clean.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No, you got to get in between your toes and
your digits and ugh, exactly, I know, Oh god, gross,
I know you already know. I have a thing about feet.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Anyway, so I washed, not underneath it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Okay, so scrabble, do you mean to tell me that
like people that walk around barefoot? There's a handful of them.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hey man, the water is running over my feet. It's
clean in my feet. I don't need to do what
must say.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't think it's the worst thing, but it's not good.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It's definitely not good.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Okay, I bet there's I bet thirty seven percent of
those people don't describe their butttholes either.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Why did you need to go there?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's just as disgusting. It's really like that hole needs
to be showroom new, huh for some of us. Good
stop listen that that all these holes are showroom new.
Stop Like if I'm I'm gargling with mouthwash, that that
(15:34):
holes clean, that holes clean.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You know what at this point in the show, stand
up and turn around.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, I can't. You know why?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Why?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Because I'm sweating so bad that it's just going to
be a huge stain.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well, there's something, Oh my gosh, come, I want to
see how bad you're sweating. Why are your sweating?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well? Look, am I sweating?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Let me see?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
No, no, I don't see anything. No, I'm not I
swear I don't see anything. Okay, so bend down a
little bit more. Okay, Wow, people are laughing behind your back.
You don't care? What when people are really laughing behind
your back? You're like, you don't care about that. I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
By the way, I can't tell that he's not wearing
underwear by the atomic weggie he's got in his jeans.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm not wearing underwear.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Are you do?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I have a wedgie a little bit?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Can you put up like a little skull and crossbones
over that?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Wait? Explain a man wedgie?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't know. It was just jeans were up my butt.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
A little bit. Yeah, god's I was like, I was like, well,
that's where the crack is.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
So there's no fabric there carrying every everybody's seen my
crack now.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh my god. Okay, So Scrabble the Official Scrabble Dictionaries
adding a bunch of new words. Okay, now, I have
a very big problem with this first word because it's
not new. My son used it all the time when
he was in high school. The word is yeat god,
meaning to throw or express excitement.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
That's a stupid word.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That is a dumb word.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I do remember when that entered the lexicon. So yeah,
that's still relatively new. Scrabble is a pretty prestigious dictionary.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
So I feel like heat's been around a while.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Well yeah, I mean a ton of years.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, backne has been added. That's fair acne like acne
on your back.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
How do you spell that?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Just a C K A c n e nope, b
A c k any nope, b A c any.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yes, I feel like missing a K is weird.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
There, it looks weird.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It'd be weird to have it too.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Though I know it would be weird, but it looks
really weird.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I don't think that should be in the didiction.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Looks like the cane does.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Bougie has been added.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's good. Now try to spell that eric b O
U j E E.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Good? Yes? What about well? Flof that's easy? What flo?
It's slang for a furry animal. I don't know, I've
never heard it.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That's a millennial term, so like elvis is a fluof gues?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Well, okay, so they're adding stan stan.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, you're a fan of something like song huh, that's
where it came from.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Stan the man's name Stanley.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
If you're a fan of something, you can say like, oh,
I stand that, I'm such a stand I.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Have never heard of any of these except for oh my.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Gosh, Stan. Yeah, that's been around four while to any
who has also been.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Added God could a No, that's not a word.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Sure could have and gramble gramble worthy of being posted
on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh I've never heard of I could.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Have got a gramma bley. Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Great.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Did you hear that the Poltergeist House is Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I saw that.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Now realistically it's on sale for one point one seven million.
I remember it being like in a nice area, in
a nice and it was a nice house. Would you
or would you be? Is there any kind of conspiracy
or weirdness related to the backstory of that film at all?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
They all died, there was a curse. Yes, so the
little girl that played Carol Anne died like shockingly, yeah,
with flu stomach thing. The son died, and then that
the oldest daughter was murdered by her boyfriend. Remember that?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, yeah, there's like something going on.
Who did did Steve Stevens Bielberg din't.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Do Polter g Yeah he directed?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
He did.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I love that movie.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I forgot great movie. It's an awesome movie. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah. Dominique Dunn was the oldest daughter and she was
the one that was murdered. And then I forget what
the little girl that played Caroline, what her name was?
She lived in Lakeside? She did, did she?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, that's the only interesting thing from out Lakeside.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Okay, Oh okay, send all your emails, all your dot
producer Brian please.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh I'm sorry. It was directed by Tobe Hooper, The
story was by Stevens.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
The story was by he produced it. Okay, okay, well
he produced it.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, okay. First spanks, Now sneaks. Have you heard of these? No? Okay,
so I want to The founder of Spanx has a
new shoe called Sneaks.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I already don't like it.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
It's a pair of high heeled sneakers.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Absolutely not. Don't even think about getting a pair.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
The prices are high, between four hundred and six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. God damn it.
That is so stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Well, jeez, okay, here are some names that will never
ever be popular again.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
My name better not be on there.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Your name is not on here. Prudence, Prudence, Prudence, Gary.
Can you imagine naming a baby Gary? This is everybody.
I want you to see my new baby. His name
is Gary.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, I want to have another baby, I feel.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Let me go get your eggs.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
That's an old man's name.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Let me go get your let me go get your
egg kleidus.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No one's ever going to be named Phyllis Lance. Why
because Lance?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't think Lances.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Alexa. Oh my god, I just went off Bertha.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Bartholomew, I like that.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You know what your tea has been watching Signs of
a Psychopath, impact wrestling, the Fairly Odd Parents.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
That's not me.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm sure all the impact wrestling, much wrestling.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I don't know why that's on there.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Shocking amount of that?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
What you pleasure yourself too on Saturday evenings.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Then when she's done wrestling, she goes to Fairly Odd
Parents of Saturdays with signs.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
She finishes off, Oh my god, she finishes off with
ninety days.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Wait her search was oh my god, this one.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What no, oh, because that's what she heard me say.
Oh yeah, that's what she just heard me say.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Naturally, she pulled up three times.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'm surprised, like big Boner's wasn't on there or something
she says.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Anyway, isis okay? Many Fanny, Fanny, Karen. He's gonna name
maybe Karen. Well, no, because of that, because now it
has a bad connotation, not the good karens. We love
our good Karen.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
We love our Karen. Horace Horace.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah, that's a weird one.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh I had an uncle Horace, you did.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I feel like if uncle doesn't come before it, the
name is really out of place.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Though, totally this one I could see like a celebrity
naming their kid this Errol e r R. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I think that's a cool one.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I think it's eight all. I mean, come on, ebeneezer,
oh Jesus. And then gay for women or for a guy.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I've never met someone name either except does it meet
the parents? His name is gay Lord Foker.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh yeah, gay Lord.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I think I knew a gay did I know?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Okay, of course you know a gay. I sit with
you every Monday.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Oh no, it was a guy. His name was guy.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Okay, now I've done a couple of guys that is
also a funny name.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I know, Kermit is on ear?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh jeez?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
And uh Elmo?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Who was Yeah? Was anyone named Elmo before? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I was gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh, and this is not you can change this around.
You can change this around. But according to a new survey,
the average person knows if their day has been ruined
by eight thirty six am.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I'm half I'm not awake by that.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So uh, and we have four bad days a month,
which is forty eight bad days a year.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
No bad days, right, no bad month and a half
and get out of the way for how long?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Like the whole year? Like a month?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, for a month and a half. I have bad,
are bad, and the rest of the year is great.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Ooh, I don't know if I could do that every
day for a month?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Bad bad, bad bad Get done?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
No, see not for me. Okay, now cue the question
gave music. I'm gonna throw a few questions at you.
It's been a while, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Been a while.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
The heck is this music? You have the strangest taste
of music.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's it's hard to find music that's not copyrighted, and
some of this stuff ends up being that okay, which
is annoying. So I'm doing the best I can do. Better, Laura, better, Okay.
If you were given twenty four hours to live like
a celebrity, what is the first thing you would do?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Send my assistant to go grocery shopping.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
If I could have twenty four hours to live like
a celebrity, I would negotiate a contract where I'd make
just tons and tons of money.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's smart.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I would say something outrageous on Twitter or something.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh that's good too. I was going to say, I
just I would just want to be on set something
really outrageous, like on the set of like a really
big movie. S fun. What are you doing? What are
you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
So I have the perfect backgrab music and you won't have.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
To you know better than this? What it better not
be what I think it is. It's not and it's
is it poop? You can't play poop. We can't play
poop sounds. It's so gross.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's not poop.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I hate you, I hate you, Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
What was the point of that just to make her
do that. So it has been ugly derailed so many
times or a liar.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No, I said it wasn't poop, that was I said.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
First thing. I said it was better not be throw up.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Oh no, I didn't you say that.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh yeah right, Oh my god. All right. If you
could be the best in the world at one hobby
or activity, what would it be the best in the
world at anything? M hm. The first thing that comes
to my mind. I would love to be the world's best.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Jesus God every ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
He is oh he's on, Oh my god, singer.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I'd be the best singer ever. How much money you
can make it that, I know?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Right, Like I was gonna say, I would love to
be the best female violinist the world. Does ever know?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Maybe you won't make that much money.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I will all the appearances and endorsement, so you.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Can't as much as you think.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I'd like to be the best vocal artist voiceover.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Oh like what do you mean voice actor?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Really, like like for a movie you that'd be fun
to do the movie once the movie trailers.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, just imagine like Gummings.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yes, oh okay.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
September ninth, Yes, twenty.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Five or that guy that the one guy that does
the wrestling. You're not allowed to say it. Yeah, like
he trademarked that. That guy has a great voice for that. Anyway,
I think he's dead now, is he?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Well, now it's my chance step right in.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, if you had a week oh wait wait did
everybody answer? Yeah? If you had a week to survive
in the wild, bit you could only bring three items.
What would you take a week in the wild to survive?
Three items?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
A stun gun? Food?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You've got to be more specific than that sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
That is the stupidest thing. You die so fast.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
He eat all the food in one day?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
No a week? A week supply of food?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
No, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Why says anything?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Okay, I'm going I would bring a fire starter, a tarp,
and a survival hatchet.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
No, a stun gun.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Why would you bring a stunt gun?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Because I wouldn't want to kill an animal?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
What's it going to do?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
If a bear comes at you a stun guns doing
jack crap?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah that bear it's not feeling that at all.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, and you're a chance of you hitting something else
it's so low.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well, if I got them right, in the nuts, it'd
be Okay, they're not like real gun, you know, like
they're not like they don't shoot bullets. They shoot like
a little prongs. They're super inaccurate, like a taser. Yeah,
I could take a bear down with that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, not bring a stun gun. Be smarter than that. Okay, Laura,
you go like like a lighter, a fire starter. I
mean you got you gotta have fire food.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yes, when I bring sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
No, that's not going to keep you alive, all right,
jesus this okay, Okay, I don't pick.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I don't cut things that.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay. If you were offered the chance to live forever,
but you have to pick one age to be forever,
what age would you choose?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Trying to way like either somewhere between twenty eight and
thirty two, young enough to like still be young, but
old enough to also be like.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Old. Yeah, I'd probably be like thirty five.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, I this is gonna sound like I am woman
to hear me roar it's not ready.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I would pick right now because this is when I'm
at my most powerful.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Shut up. I wasn't gonna say that. I was gonna
say I really like the age that I am.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Now, Oh my god, that's exactly what you're guys say.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
But not because that geez, it's just because, like I'm
telling you, I'm not lying, thirties are hard. I remember
my thirties were not.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, you had a unique set of thirties. We're not talking.
You have to relive that over and over again. That's
just the age your like body will be.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No usually like well, in your thirties, that's when you're
raising your small kids. Like, having small kids is so
freaking out.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
You're not gonna You're not gonna be raising small kids
in eternity. This is just the age you want to
be as you live forever. This is solely about like
looks and how you feel based on well, I like
how I feel, right, look look at me and say
that again.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I like the wisdom that I've gained.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
You're not, Laura.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
You don't get the question. It's just your body's age.
Nothing to do with your brain.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
She's not grasping. Good question.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
No, I can't wrap my mind around it.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, literally, this is insane.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Next question my same age, damn it. And I could
kick and stretch.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
So then for the rest, for the rest of eternity.
You're gonna your bones are gonna crack everything.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
That's perfect because because Laura wants to be the age
she's at now, so she can kick it.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
You can stretch, she could kick because she's sixty six. Yet, jeez, Louise,
stop doing that. I'm not kidding. Very angry at you.
I'm going to stop at this question that we're done.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, yes, we want to keep going, Brian and I
want to keep No comment, no no comment. I didn't
you look at me?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Say no?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I didn't. I want you to. I want you to
splex some muscle over here.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
No comment.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh my god, Brian loves me.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I am not taking sides on this, okay, because it's
both been difficult.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I don't very.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I have been a delight.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You've been scary. You've been very scary and like very
boddler for real.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Finally Erickson his midlife crisis era.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh god, no idea, listen.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You No comment, no comment, no comment.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I just did comments. I made a comment.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
If you could be invisible one day, what would be
the first thing that you do?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Fingerbang? Everyone Jesus, that.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Dumb Stop trying to be as naughty as possible.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
That's a crime. That's literally a crime.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I you know what, Okay, we've never edited this podcast, like,
we've never edited out any video or sound that I'm
going to chop this video. I'm gonna chop that part
out because that was so dumb. I'm going to figure
it out before it goes to YouTube or whatever, and
I'm cutting it out the sound too. That's how dumb
that was. That was hilarious, stupid, Brian. What about you?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
If you could be invisible, I would sneak in somewhere
I'm not supposed to be and not do anything criminal,
but just be there. I'm not talking about like ladies'
locker rooms. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Maybe I'm gonna have to Yeah, I'm gonna have to
redo that because violating someone's orifice is probably.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
That's what I said, it's a crime.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Okay, So just ask me the question again.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Oh my god, if you were invisible for one day,
what is the first thing that you'd do. I do
the same thing as you, Brian. I think I would
go I didn't think the Pentagon, but I was thinking
more like where I work and like to the general
manager's office and just see what they talk about. Like
(34:25):
behind the scenes and stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'd go into the White House, maybe i'd steel stuff,
oh yeah, or the Oval office.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
That would be so I feel like they'd still be
able to like like what if you like, can they
still see your body heat or something? Well, no, we'd
get like look at predator, He's invisible, but you could still.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
See no see not not in this game? Are we're advanced?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Okay? So are we just literally like incorporeal? We don't
even exist? People walk through us.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I don't even know what he just said.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Corporeal Wow, okay, corporeal being real? Incorporeal be like not real?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
How have I never heard this word in mind?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Ghost's because he's sixty years old.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
No, this is a common word, like ghosts are incorporeal.
They do not have a physical I don't even know
what that.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, do you know how many ghost shows I've watched
in my lifetime? I've never heard that, never heard never Wow.
That's that's impressive.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I like, I like words like that, not possessing a
physical body.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Wow. So yes, the answer is yes.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
She also likes the word bocky.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
All right, No, this is this is done. This is
now done.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Good night, everybody.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Thank you so much for listening. I apologize deeply for
even tiptoeing and causing us to fall into the whole
you started week and love your podcast. Please I beg
of you. I beg of you. If you love me
at all, know what?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Please no, it's been a million years.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Please do this for hours. Please.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I love you so much.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
If you did, you would you would end this?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I love you. Please give me a little kiss on
the cheek.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I feel like I'm watching a crime here.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I love you, mar sweet babies. I'm sorry. I
Oh my gosh, Hello Jesus, welcome to Laura Kane After Dark.
I'm leaking, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, no, I mean I'm not leaking.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Now. I'm going to give you some behind the scenes
information right now to prove to you that whatever I
say to my co host here, Eric Grimmer, goes in
one ear and out the other completely off the air.
We had this funny discussion about something that's in my kitchen,
which we will discuss in a minute, and it was
(00:49):
really funny, and I said, Okay, at the start of
the show, I want you to pretend that the thing
happened and then we'll get into that conversation. So it's
kind of like we were kind of like bake it
a little bit. Oh my god. I literally told him
like I'm not even kidding, like I'm like thirty seconds
before we'll started the show, and he fails to do it.
(01:12):
He does not listen to me. He does not listen
to me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What was that sound?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, So that's so.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Why Lost of White Trash passed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, I have a bug zapper, the kind that you're
supposed to put outdoors, uh huh, in my kitchen.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Nice because I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
With the flies. I can't with the flies, Like I
leave the dwarf and sometimes to get air, till the
dog out or whatever, and then like they all collected
this window. I'm like, hell no, So I brought the
bug zapper inside.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's like a two story double widen. Here are there
sheep running around or chickens somewhere?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh my god. The other night I was watching TV
down here and the kitchens right here. I don't know
what fluid, but it took, like I swear to God,
a minute for it to electric cute. It sounded like
it was like a like a rad heead crawled. God,
it was like zap zap zap zap zap zabzap zap them?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What is it killing?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Didn't you go look?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I was just scared. I'm like, it's probably some giant
spider or something that got in there.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I would burn my house down.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But that doesn't need to be in my kitchen. That's
I know, I know, that's gross.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's you know you should have like I'm gonna I'm gonna,
oh look right there, like what's on the paper.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Soon it'll be no. No, I need all these papers.
I need all these papers. Give me that.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm a pro at killing flies.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Use your bare hand.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh my god, don't worry. The thing in the kitchen
will do.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Wow, such a pros so dumb.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh my god. Okay, before we talk about the little
event that we are planning where it's in the yes,
the beginning stages. But I think it's we're on something
big here. We are onto something.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think we are.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I have also my psychic update part two. Oh, we
had another discussion and she revealed some cool things. Okay,
and then you have a great thing that you're talking to.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yes, something I'm working on with a friend right now. Yes,
you can be a part of so yes, everybody can
be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know what else you can be a part of
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It's going to be so fun. It's a five k walk.
It's the eighth annual and it's at Crown Point. You
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Speaker 1 (05:32):
All right, before we get into a round of random
news and the question game, mm hm, we are planning.
Did I talk about the wedding dress thing already?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I did?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Or no on this episode?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh yeah, okay, we are planning on my bucket list
that we did like last week. One of the things
was I wanted to try on a wedding dress for
the very first time because I never have I blah
blah blah. Eric was like, Oh my god, we're gonna go.
We're going to do it. And then I got dms
from so many other women that were like, oh my god,
(06:08):
I want to come. I want to do it. I've
never had one on either that are like at same age.
I'm like, I should we should make this like a thing.
Maybe find someplace that will let like five of us
maybe or fifty. I don't know. I don't know. I
don't know. What's so proper?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Not fifty that would be way too why not? It
would be fun.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I know it'd be great, but no, but we are.
We are ironing out the details. So stay tuned for that.
That should be really fun and cool, and we'll keep
you posted and talk about your cool thing.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So a good friend of mine is doing this philanthrop
right philanthropic event. We're really excited. We want to share
it with you guys. You know, we're really supportive of
the LGBTQ community. On Laura Kane after Dark and he's
helping house and insecure lgbt Q youth at the lgbt
(07:09):
Center here in San Diego. So he's putting together bags
of emergency supplies like toothpaste, soap, sanitary pats, and socks.
And I really like the fact that he wants to
bring the community together like this. So it's going to
be a great outreach program. And everybody really needs to
(07:30):
look out for each other. So he told me about it,
and I thought it would be great to talk about
it on the show because everybody should be able to
live with dignity and all I was madder. And here's
how you can help. So he has created a link
(07:53):
on that we're going to post on our website called
the Fans of Lourcane after Dark, and it's a link
to Amazon and you can buy it's real easy items
like soap, toothpaste, socks, stuff like that. So you can
go to this description in the link of the video
and there's an order form and a personalized wish list.
(08:15):
Once you click on the link, it will take you
directly to the items that they are in urgent need of.
Press ad to KRTE for whatever you'd like to contribute,
and then once you're checking out, just use the default
registry address to ship to. Please have all contributions ordered
by Monday, September sixteenth. And what's great is the registry
has already been set up with the items, so you
(08:38):
can just go on and click and you don't have
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are all under about five dollars, so once he has
the supplies, he's going to assemble the supplies into bags
with the help of the University Club downtown and deliver
them to the San Diego LGBT Community Center and the
North County LGBTQ Center. So to everybody, thank you in advance.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
For and again doing Laura Can't after Dark dot com.
You can read more about it and the link is
on there.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Too, right yeap. And we have great listeners in the
Where is so the.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Best, the best, the best? Okay, Oh, I don't. I
think I raised the psychic music, but I wanted to
talk to you about the second thing she said to me.
We had like a second conversation because I'm talking about Uh.
We have Natalie Vail on the show frequently. She is
a medium, she is a psychic to the core. She
(09:33):
has like the biggest personality. She's great, we love her.
She's a reverend, she's this, she's that. And then there's
another woman that I that I go to sometimes because
she does it over WhatsApp video and she's very knowledgeable
about like numerology and like put in, like you know,
the numbers of everything, and then the planetary things and
(09:55):
and so her name is Veronica, and so she wanted
to know. I guess it's really important to know exactly
the time you were born, obviously the date, and then
the exact time and the exact place, because all that
matters in like this reading and stuff. It was really interesting.
But she said this, She said, there's good stuff coming
(10:19):
about my career, but don't talk about it at work.
Be more secretive out work. Because she said this, I
have excellent career stuff coming, but I also have excellent enemies.
M dude, that's oh my god. She said that lots
(10:44):
of activations are happening in fortune and love. She kept
mentioning love, love, love, love love. This guy is coming,
He's coming, okay, and what not too east. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It was like basically a dad joke.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, and I know how you love.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Those anyway, she said, Lucky things are happening, lots of
different things by chance, she said, like like I might
my career might take a path where, for example, I'm
sitting next to somebody on an airplane and he happens
to be like the president of Fox TV and like
he likes me or something like something weird like that
(11:29):
is going to happen. She said, like so I happenstance
and I was like, like, likes you, like I want
to wake up with you in my bed, Like no, no,
I don't know. You know what I'm trying to say,
stop it?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Well, no, I'm not sure, Like is it going to
be one of those like where you have to stand
in front of him and pull your skirt up so
you can see your legs and your vagina or oh,
oh my god, one of those situations.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Oh geez. Okay that's all. That's all I'm gonna say
about it. But anyway, if you want more informations, dms
at Loura Canford Dark and I'll give you her number.
And she's two dollars a minute and she's.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Great, what I'm only a dollar a minute?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah? Okay, what would you tell somebody? Would you tell
me you would read my cards in my numerology? Oh?
For sure? Okay, what is what's happening in my life? Well?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I could do this real quick, Laura. You pulled the
seven of Swords. Okay, you are going to find a
lot of swords in your near future, too many swords,
like skin colored swords, like seven swords. Okay, that's not
I was thinking. I would avoid antique shops or sword
shops because you don't need seven swords.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
We'll just call you the swords swallower. Okay, oh no,
me and him are totally wow. Your mind went totally different.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I was talking about literal swords.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sorry, wow, oops, killered swords.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I just got the funniest visual I can't get out
of my head.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I'm a bunch of seven meats, like flopping around in
your face. God, everybody's sword fighting.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It's a duel.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That's what I'm picturing right now, seven of them on guard.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Now that's just like a normal Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Jesus, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
God, see this is we cannot go down this.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Because a really deep shade of red right now kissing
you well, actually.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So bad. Oh, not take this down any further, do not,
you must not. Oh my god. Okay, dude, cue the
random news music. Please. Okay, now, I know what you
(14:10):
guys are gonna say, but oh my god, this kind
of was I thought alarming. In a New a New Pole,
people were asked do you wash your feet in the shower? Yes?
Thirty seven percent of people said nope, I just let
the water run over my feet and the soap and
(14:32):
they're clean.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No, you got to get in between your toes and
your digits and ugh, exactly, I know, Oh god, gross,
I know you already know. I have a thing about feet.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Anyway, so I washed, not underneath it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Okay, so scrabble, do you mean to tell me that
like people that walk around barefoot? There's a handful of them.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hey man, the water is running over my feet. It's
clean in my feet. I don't need to do what
must say.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't think it's the worst thing, but it's not good.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It's definitely not good.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Okay, I bet there's I bet thirty seven percent of
those people don't describe their butttholes either.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Why did you need to go there?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's just as disgusting. It's really like that hole needs
to be showroom new, huh for some of us. Good
stop listen that that all these holes are showroom new.
Stop Like if I'm I'm gargling with mouthwash, that that
(15:34):
holes clean, that holes clean.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You know what at this point in the show, stand
up and turn around.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, I can't. You know why?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Why?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Because I'm sweating so bad that it's just going to
be a huge stain.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well, there's something, Oh my gosh, come, I want to
see how bad you're sweating. Why are your sweating?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well? Look, am I sweating?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Let me see?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
No, no, I don't see anything. No, I'm not I
swear I don't see anything. Okay, so bend down a
little bit more. Okay, Wow, people are laughing behind your back.
You don't care? What when people are really laughing behind
your back? You're like, you don't care about that. I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
By the way, I can't tell that he's not wearing
underwear by the atomic weggie he's got in his jeans.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm not wearing underwear.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Are you do?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I have a wedgie a little bit?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Can you put up like a little skull and crossbones
over that?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Wait? Explain a man wedgie?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't know. It was just jeans were up my butt.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
A little bit. Yeah, god's I was like, I was like, well,
that's where the crack is.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
So there's no fabric there carrying every everybody's seen my
crack now.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh my god. Okay, So Scrabble the Official Scrabble Dictionaries
adding a bunch of new words. Okay, now, I have
a very big problem with this first word because it's
not new. My son used it all the time when
he was in high school. The word is yeat god,
meaning to throw or express excitement.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
That's a stupid word.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That is a dumb word.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I do remember when that entered the lexicon. So yeah,
that's still relatively new. Scrabble is a pretty prestigious dictionary.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
So I feel like heat's been around a while.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Well yeah, I mean a ton of years.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, backne has been added. That's fair acne like acne
on your back.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
How do you spell that?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Just a C K A c n e nope, b
A c k any nope, b A c any.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yes, I feel like missing a K is weird.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
There, it looks weird.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It'd be weird to have it too.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Though I know it would be weird, but it looks
really weird.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I don't think that should be in the didiction.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Looks like the cane does.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Bougie has been added.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's good. Now try to spell that eric b O
U j E E.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Good? Yes? What about well? Flof that's easy? What flo?
It's slang for a furry animal. I don't know, I've
never heard it.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That's a millennial term, so like elvis is a fluof gues?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Well, okay, so they're adding stan stan.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, you're a fan of something like song huh, that's
where it came from.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Stan the man's name Stanley.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
If you're a fan of something, you can say like, oh,
I stand that, I'm such a stand I.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Have never heard of any of these except for oh my.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Gosh, Stan. Yeah, that's been around four while to any
who has also been.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Added God could a No, that's not a word.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Sure could have and gramble gramble worthy of being posted
on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh I've never heard of I could.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Have got a gramma bley. Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Great.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Did you hear that the Poltergeist House is Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I saw that.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Now realistically it's on sale for one point one seven million.
I remember it being like in a nice area, in
a nice and it was a nice house. Would you
or would you be? Is there any kind of conspiracy
or weirdness related to the backstory of that film at all?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
They all died, there was a curse. Yes, so the
little girl that played Carol Anne died like shockingly, yeah,
with flu stomach thing. The son died, and then that
the oldest daughter was murdered by her boyfriend. Remember that?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, yeah, there's like something going on.
Who did did Steve Stevens Bielberg din't.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Do Polter g Yeah he directed?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
He did.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I love that movie.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I forgot great movie. It's an awesome movie. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah. Dominique Dunn was the oldest daughter and she was
the one that was murdered. And then I forget what
the little girl that played Caroline, what her name was?
She lived in Lakeside? She did, did she?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, that's the only interesting thing from out Lakeside.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Okay, Oh okay, send all your emails, all your dot
producer Brian please.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh I'm sorry. It was directed by Tobe Hooper, The
story was by Stevens.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
The story was by he produced it. Okay, okay, well
he produced it.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, okay. First spanks, Now sneaks. Have you heard of these? No? Okay,
so I want to The founder of Spanx has a
new shoe called Sneaks.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I already don't like it.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
It's a pair of high heeled sneakers.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Absolutely not. Don't even think about getting a pair.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
The prices are high, between four hundred and six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. God damn it.
That is so stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Well, jeez, okay, here are some names that will never
ever be popular again.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
My name better not be on there.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Your name is not on here. Prudence, Prudence, Prudence, Gary.
Can you imagine naming a baby Gary? This is everybody.
I want you to see my new baby. His name
is Gary.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, I want to have another baby, I feel.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Let me go get your eggs.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
That's an old man's name.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Let me go get your let me go get your
egg kleidus.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No one's ever going to be named Phyllis Lance. Why
because Lance?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't think Lances.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Alexa. Oh my god, I just went off Bertha.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Bartholomew, I like that.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You know what your tea has been watching Signs of
a Psychopath, impact wrestling, the Fairly Odd Parents.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
That's not me.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm sure all the impact wrestling, much wrestling.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I don't know why that's on there.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Shocking amount of that?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
What you pleasure yourself too on Saturday evenings.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Then when she's done wrestling, she goes to Fairly Odd
Parents of Saturdays with signs.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
She finishes off, Oh my god, she finishes off with
ninety days.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Wait her search was oh my god, this one.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What no, oh, because that's what she heard me say.
Oh yeah, that's what she just heard me say.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Naturally, she pulled up three times.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'm surprised, like big Boner's wasn't on there or something
she says.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Anyway, isis okay? Many Fanny, Fanny, Karen. He's gonna name
maybe Karen. Well, no, because of that, because now it
has a bad connotation, not the good karens. We love
our good Karen.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
We love our Karen. Horace Horace.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah, that's a weird one.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh I had an uncle Horace, you did.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I feel like if uncle doesn't come before it, the
name is really out of place.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Though, totally this one I could see like a celebrity
naming their kid this Errol e r R. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I think that's a cool one.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I think it's eight all. I mean, come on, ebeneezer,
oh Jesus. And then gay for women or for a guy.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I've never met someone name either except does it meet
the parents? His name is gay Lord Foker.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh yeah, gay Lord.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I think I knew a gay did I know?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Okay, of course you know a gay. I sit with
you every Monday.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Oh no, it was a guy. His name was guy.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Okay, now I've done a couple of guys that is
also a funny name.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I know, Kermit is on ear?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh jeez?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
And uh Elmo?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Who was Yeah? Was anyone named Elmo before? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I was gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh, and this is not you can change this around.
You can change this around. But according to a new survey,
the average person knows if their day has been ruined
by eight thirty six am.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I'm half I'm not awake by that.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So uh, and we have four bad days a month,
which is forty eight bad days a year.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
No bad days, right, no bad month and a half
and get out of the way for how long?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Like the whole year? Like a month?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, for a month and a half. I have bad,
are bad, and the rest of the year is great.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Ooh, I don't know if I could do that every
day for a month?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Bad bad, bad bad Get done?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
No, see not for me. Okay, now cue the question
gave music. I'm gonna throw a few questions at you.
It's been a while, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Been a while.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
The heck is this music? You have the strangest taste
of music.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's it's hard to find music that's not copyrighted, and
some of this stuff ends up being that okay, which
is annoying. So I'm doing the best I can do. Better, Laura, better, Okay.
If you were given twenty four hours to live like
a celebrity, what is the first thing you would do?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Send my assistant to go grocery shopping.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
If I could have twenty four hours to live like
a celebrity, I would negotiate a contract where I'd make
just tons and tons of money.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's smart.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I would say something outrageous on Twitter or something.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh that's good too. I was going to say, I
just I would just want to be on set something
really outrageous, like on the set of like a really
big movie. S fun. What are you doing? What are
you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
So I have the perfect backgrab music and you won't have.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
To you know better than this? What it better not
be what I think it is. It's not and it's
is it poop? You can't play poop. We can't play
poop sounds. It's so gross.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's not poop.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I hate you, I hate you, Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
What was the point of that just to make her
do that. So it has been ugly derailed so many
times or a liar.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No, I said it wasn't poop, that was I said.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
First thing. I said it was better not be throw up.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Oh no, I didn't you say that.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh yeah right, Oh my god. All right. If you
could be the best in the world at one hobby
or activity, what would it be the best in the
world at anything? M hm. The first thing that comes
to my mind. I would love to be the world's best.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Jesus God every ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
He is oh he's on, Oh my god, singer.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I'd be the best singer ever. How much money you
can make it that, I know?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Right, Like I was gonna say, I would love to
be the best female violinist the world. Does ever know?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Maybe you won't make that much money.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I will all the appearances and endorsement, so you.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Can't as much as you think.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I'd like to be the best vocal artist voiceover.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Oh like what do you mean voice actor?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Really, like like for a movie you that'd be fun
to do the movie once the movie trailers.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, just imagine like Gummings.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yes, oh okay.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
September ninth, Yes, twenty.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Five or that guy that the one guy that does
the wrestling. You're not allowed to say it. Yeah, like
he trademarked that. That guy has a great voice for that. Anyway,
I think he's dead now, is he?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Well, now it's my chance step right in.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, if you had a week oh wait wait did
everybody answer? Yeah? If you had a week to survive
in the wild, bit you could only bring three items.
What would you take a week in the wild to survive?
Three items?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
A stun gun? Food?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You've got to be more specific than that sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
That is the stupidest thing. You die so fast.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
He eat all the food in one day?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
No a week? A week supply of food?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
No, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Why says anything?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Okay, I'm going I would bring a fire starter, a tarp,
and a survival hatchet.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
No, a stun gun.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Why would you bring a stunt gun?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Because I wouldn't want to kill an animal?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
What's it going to do?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
If a bear comes at you a stun guns doing
jack crap?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah that bear it's not feeling that at all.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, and you're a chance of you hitting something else
it's so low.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well, if I got them right, in the nuts, it'd
be Okay, they're not like real gun, you know, like
they're not like they don't shoot bullets. They shoot like
a little prongs. They're super inaccurate, like a taser. Yeah,
I could take a bear down with that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, not bring a stun gun. Be smarter than that. Okay, Laura,
you go like like a lighter, a fire starter. I
mean you got you gotta have fire food.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yes, when I bring sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
No, that's not going to keep you alive, all right,
jesus this okay, Okay, I don't pick.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I don't cut things that.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay. If you were offered the chance to live forever,
but you have to pick one age to be forever,
what age would you choose?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Trying to way like either somewhere between twenty eight and
thirty two, young enough to like still be young, but
old enough to also be like.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Old. Yeah, I'd probably be like thirty five.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, I this is gonna sound like I am woman
to hear me roar it's not ready.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I would pick right now because this is when I'm
at my most powerful.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Shut up. I wasn't gonna say that. I was gonna
say I really like the age that I am.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Now, Oh my god, that's exactly what you're guys say.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
But not because that geez, it's just because, like I'm
telling you, I'm not lying, thirties are hard. I remember
my thirties were not.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, you had a unique set of thirties. We're not talking.
You have to relive that over and over again. That's
just the age your like body will be.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No usually like well, in your thirties, that's when you're
raising your small kids. Like, having small kids is so
freaking out.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
You're not gonna You're not gonna be raising small kids
in eternity. This is just the age you want to
be as you live forever. This is solely about like
looks and how you feel based on well, I like
how I feel, right, look look at me and say
that again.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I like the wisdom that I've gained.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
You're not, Laura.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
You don't get the question. It's just your body's age.
Nothing to do with your brain.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
She's not grasping. Good question.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
No, I can't wrap my mind around it.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, literally, this is insane.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Next question my same age, damn it. And I could
kick and stretch.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
So then for the rest, for the rest of eternity.
You're gonna your bones are gonna crack everything.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
That's perfect because because Laura wants to be the age
she's at now, so she can kick it.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
You can stretch, she could kick because she's sixty six. Yet, jeez, Louise,
stop doing that. I'm not kidding. Very angry at you.
I'm going to stop at this question that we're done.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, yes, we want to keep going, Brian and I
want to keep No comment, no no comment. I didn't
you look at me?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Say no?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I didn't. I want you to. I want you to
splex some muscle over here.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
No comment.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh my god, Brian loves me.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I am not taking sides on this, okay, because it's
both been difficult.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I don't very.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I have been a delight.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You've been scary. You've been very scary and like very
boddler for real.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Finally Erickson his midlife crisis era.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh god, no idea, listen.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You No comment, no comment, no comment.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I just did comments. I made a comment.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
If you could be invisible one day, what would be
the first thing that you do?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Fingerbang? Everyone Jesus, that.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Dumb Stop trying to be as naughty as possible.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
That's a crime. That's literally a crime.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I you know what, Okay, we've never edited this podcast, like,
we've never edited out any video or sound that I'm
going to chop this video. I'm gonna chop that part
out because that was so dumb. I'm going to figure
it out before it goes to YouTube or whatever, and
I'm cutting it out the sound too. That's how dumb
that was. That was hilarious, stupid, Brian. What about you?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
If you could be invisible, I would sneak in somewhere
I'm not supposed to be and not do anything criminal,
but just be there. I'm not talking about like ladies'
locker rooms. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Maybe I'm gonna have to Yeah, I'm gonna have to
redo that because violating someone's orifice is probably.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
That's what I said, it's a crime.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Okay, So just ask me the question again.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Oh my god, if you were invisible for one day,
what is the first thing that you'd do. I do
the same thing as you, Brian. I think I would
go I didn't think the Pentagon, but I was thinking
more like where I work and like to the general
manager's office and just see what they talk about. Like
(34:25):
behind the scenes and stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'd go into the White House, maybe i'd steel stuff,
oh yeah, or the Oval office.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
That would be so I feel like they'd still be
able to like like what if you like, can they
still see your body heat or something? Well, no, we'd
get like look at predator, He's invisible, but you could still.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
See no see not not in this game? Are we're advanced?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Okay? So are we just literally like incorporeal? We don't
even exist? People walk through us.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I don't even know what he just said.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Corporeal Wow, okay, corporeal being real? Incorporeal be like not real?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
How have I never heard this word in mind?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Ghost's because he's sixty years old.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
No, this is a common word, like ghosts are incorporeal.
They do not have a physical I don't even know
what that.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, do you know how many ghost shows I've watched
in my lifetime? I've never heard that, never heard never Wow.
That's that's impressive.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I like, I like words like that, not possessing a
physical body.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Wow. So yes, the answer is yes.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
She also likes the word bocky.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
All right, No, this is this is done. This is
now done.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Good night, everybody.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Thank you so much for listening. I apologize deeply for
even tiptoeing and causing us to fall into the whole
you started week and love your podcast. Please I beg
of you. I beg of you. If you love me
at all, know what?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Please no, it's been a million years.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Please do this for hours. Please.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I love you so much.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
If you did, you would you would end this?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I love you. Please give me a little kiss on
the cheek.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I feel like I'm watching a crime here.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Love your podcast.
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I love you, mar sweet babies. I'm sorry. I
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