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Mark your calendars for October 19th at 1 PM!
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Experience the joy of our enchanting pallet maze, meet adorable mini Highland cows, and make unforgettable memories with your loved ones. Everyone is welcome, so bring your friends and family along!Â
In this episode, we dive into some entertaining topics, including proper movie theater etiquette and the latest dating terms changing the game. Plus, get ready for a revealing game of questions that had us all laughing—though we’re not sure if the one with the most points won or lost! 🤔
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Get off. The couple were starting, Sorry mommy. Hello, Welcome
to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane and this
is Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hello. I'm still basking from our last show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
From Little Button, Sweet Little Buttons. Okay, so uh, and
then we have producer Brian Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Brian Hi, Brian Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, So here's what we've decided to do. We had
so much fun with Alisa and Little Button that she
brought in last episode that we've decided we're gonna do
a day Laura Kane after Dark podcast Day at the
farm with the cattle, with the little cows and the
(01:01):
little lambs and the pumpkins, and let me tell you everything. Okay.
So Alisa's from Outlander Highland Cattle and she raises these
little like mini cattle, and there's really docile and they're
super cute. If you didn't watch the episode, a last episode.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That lamb, I know, I'll post some pictures.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So what they're doing is they're doing a free pumpkin
patch at California farm Life. They're teaming up. She's bringing
the cows to them. They're in Ramona and they also
have a company called You Pick Sunflowers. So you get,
it's free to get in. You get the biggest palette
maze in the universe. They've made pumpkins of all kinds, gords,
(01:45):
ones that have warts, ones that are pink. They are
the biggest producers of pumpkins in San Dieion.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Pounds of pumpkin. They produce all these little.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Pumpkin patches that you see that you have to pay
to get into or whatever around like in the parking
lot of like mazies or whatever. Yes, they're the ones
that supply those pumpkins, so you get to see the
real deal. We're gonna be there on the nineteenth, which
is a Saturday in October, and we're gonna be there
at one o'clock. You can come. It's free, watch us
(02:16):
fool round with the animals and talk about all the
farm and play with tractors. There's gonna be all sorts
of animals there, and then pumpkins, and then the maize,
and then food. There's snacks that she says hot dogs.
She has pumpkin fudge and a gift.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Sanda bread and like an apple bread that just sounds delicious.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I got excited about the gift store.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Of course you did.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So if you want to come. It's free and it
would be so great to see you guys there and
we can all share this together.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We have a blast.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's October nineteenth, one pm. It's in Ramona, and the
directions and the website is on Laura Caane after Dark
dot com. You can't miss it. And October nineteenth, it's
calming up. I mean, I can't believe they're already.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I can't either.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I don't even want to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Don't want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It all right. I was going to give you a
gift our last episode, but I forgot.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm helping somebody clean out their oh god, they moved
their storage unit. They got out of the storage unit
so they wouldn't have to pay for it anymore, but
they moved all the boxes into their garage. So I've
been helping this person go through the boxes and you know,
do the donation stuff and stuff that she wants to keep.
(03:33):
So I saw this and I was like, oh, I
need to for Eric.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, okay, wait, hold on a clogize, I gotta get
it ready. Okay, Okay, I'm going to put something on
your head.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Take your headphones off.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, Oh my god, I can to already tell I'm
going to be loving this.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I know I knew you would.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Can I keep it on the whole show?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Hey, now let me see you. Look look at you.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god, this is amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Elvis is pissed at me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Look how you are look at that. I know see
you always love having like your girlfriend's hair all over.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
What is this? What is this hat saying?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It is nothing? I think nothing. It says nothing perfect,
It should say Podres but whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh well, I'm glad it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Well, Eric, I'm not even going to comment.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You're gonna get muted.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I will thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Brian, You're damn straight it is.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm gonna burn this house down.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Eric, you're not being funny. That's not funny. You're offending
all of San Diego.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, I'm not guess what I'm gonna be doing tomorrow
watching the Padres.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm not that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
At all.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is it on the same like channel?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
This is going to work and watch it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
This is really something, isn't it great?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, So before we get to Eric's story, he went
to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I did last a week.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
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Speaker 1 (06:31):
I know Eric decided to put the hair through the
little thing like us girls do.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Okay, Oh, I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Cue the random news music because I've got a new
Rando news report, and then we're gonna play a game.
Now you're gonna like this list. Now, this is a
list of etiquette rules everybody needs to follow at the
movie theater.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No cell phones, no talking, no texting.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Arrive on time.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
This is the movie theater.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
At the movie theater, this is etiquette. This is proper etiquette.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I thought it was just common to arrive like really early.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Don't be the last person like trying to get into that,
you know, ten minutes into the movie.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, I follow airport rules. You get there like forty
five minutes earlier. Sure you don't get their back o kidding.
My parents were those people though.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They were Oh my gosh, share the armrests. No like
eraplane seas, you don't get full ownership.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
But both both of them are mine. Oh right, both
of them are mine. But I'll do elbows in the
back of the half. You can, they can do four
arms on the front half.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, that's acceptable. Don't hold up the snack line. Figure
out what you want before you actually get to the
snack line, so we can hurry up and get back
to the movie.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Amen. Or the people that have like parties of eight
and they're ordering for all of them and they don't
know what they're getting.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh my god, and then you're like missing like the
probably the best part of this movie. Yep, be courteous.
If you're a tall person, if you're six foot five,
don't sit front and center currently slouched down in her seat.
Shut up, sure, don't use your cell phone, put it
(08:14):
on mute. Don't talk through the whole thing. It's not
your living room. Don't get into a fight.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Do you remember, oh, Eric, do you remember when we
saw the Butler without a doubt?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, this has happened. This has happened like a handful
of times where Eric gets there like either somebody is
crunching or rap with the rapping too much, or they're talking,
and he he's a short fuse when it comes to that.
He loves his movies. I've seen him on several occasions
(08:46):
whip his head around and give the person in back
of him a piece of his mind.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
You remember when I went with the showgram to see
the Butler.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, I don't remember this. What did you do?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And the woman next to me was on her phone
and like narrating the movie, and I grabbed her phone
and threw it down the aisle.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What I think I blocked that out?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well, I gave her a warning shot. I said no,
I said, excuse me, if you want to stay on
your phone, go oss side.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And she looked at me and she's all no. She
was literally sitting on her phone like narrating the movie
to whoever she was talking to. And I said, ma'am,
can you take it outside? And she goes, excuse me,
I'm on the phone. And I grabbed the phone over
him and threw it down the aisle. I was like,
not anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
That seems a little unhinged, but wow, I was pissed,
kind of insane, but I get it. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well, if you have to go to the bathroom. Make
your little trip as discreet as possible, stay low, try
not to get up during a pivotal.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Scene, don't say I have to pooh, and just cropped
dust down the aisle.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I have a story about this. I went. I went
and saw the seventh Star Wars movie with my dad,
says twenty thirteen, and I had to go there. I
already seen it, but he hadn't seen it. So I
went with him, and I had to go to the
bathroom so bad. And it was a packed theater, I
mean full to the brim. We were like the middle
of the row, and so I was like, I'm just
gonna go, but I was really embarrassed. I just like
got up and went like I just moved and I
(10:16):
was like, I was like, man, I stepping in a
lot of trash. I was on my way back. I
realized I had stepped on like five people's popcorns that
were sitting on the ground. And I didn't have a
chance to move because I just went so fast.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Old, you've still done good, popcorn.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I don't know, Oh my god, I was like sitting
on the ground. So I don't know if they were like,
I don't know if you really.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Probably were just giving it a break. That's funny.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Okay. I don't put anything on the on the movie theater.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
For no, no, no, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
But I did step on a bunch of popcorns.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, don't bring your baby.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh that well, that's another thing that will set me off.
A crying baby.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Take your trash with you when you leave the theater
and just throw it in the garbage.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I'm guilty.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Did I ever tell you when that when that couple
brought their crying baby, like they're crying like four year
old to Boogie Nights?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, the Parents of the Year.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I cried during that movie too.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I love that movie.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I love love, love, love, love love.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's like top five for me. What Boogie Nights? I
love it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
It's like such a nonsensical movie.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I love it. Okay, Nights, And don't talk about the
movie in the lobby when you're done, because there's people
coming here.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I disagree. You can talk about the moving lobby. That's
the best place to do it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wait until you get outside because there's people that are
like about to go into the theater and see it.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Eh. Okay, I gets super etiquette. I've never had a
movie spoiled by some of the.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Lobby, so okay. So these are the top dating trends
for twenty twenty five, according to plenty of Fish, which
apparently is still out there.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's twenty twenty four though, I know, but.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
These are these are the news. Yes, the predicted trends.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
These are are wet trends, dating dating trends. Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So so number one is yap trapping. Yap Trapping is
when somebody just talks about themselves on a date and
doesn't ask you any questions.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's not new. That's been around since the beginning of dating.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's just a new term, I guess.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Freak matching connecting with somebody over shared crooks or general
weirdness for sure. Grim keeping that means bonding with somebody
over your darker side or shared dislikes.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
That sounds like the same as freak matching.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It is, but you know they got to keep it
being smutten have you heard of that? One?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Isn't the same as like smitten.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
When you fantasize about things from shows or movies happening
in real life, like rom calums. You know, Daydrenys being
smutten that's what they're calling it, and sticking pursuing somebody
after looking past an initial dick or something superficial you
don't like, so that you're sticking with them. So there
(13:00):
you know you respect that. And did you know did
I sell you this before? I don't know if I
mentioned this, Maybe I mentioned this on the air on
Star or something. But can you can now dress as
I think I mentioned this on this podcast as a
sexy ozempic? Did I say that?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
What?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh, they are selling a costume that looks like an
ozembic needle and it's a sexy version, So you can
now be sexy ozempic for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
This is the dumbest thing.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
A lot of wild costumes this year.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh like what else?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I'm off the top of my head, don't remember. I
was in Spirit Halloween a couple of weeks ago and
I remember being like, wow, that is they are pushing
it like this is a kid's store.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's pretty yeah, yandy dot column is where you can
get the ozempic costume. And finally, here are the best
Wi Fi names that this one survey has collected.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh wait, okay, real quick the first time I started
paying for my own cockspill. I named my WiFi FB
high surveillance van.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's what one of them is. The other one, Mom,
it's this one, or Grandma click here every day I'm
buffer ring. That's pretty cute, pretty fly for a Wi Fi.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Al Qaeda, so when you join the Alcada network, it'll
say you're joining the Alcada network.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Uh connectile dysfunction connect New England clam router.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It hurts when ip I EMP network unavailable. Tell my
WiFi I love her. Virus infected network or untrusted network.
Hide your kids, hide your WiFi door the internet explore
and pool urine monitoring system. I'm monitoring pool urine monitoring system,
(15:01):
so I don't know what is that when you pee
in the pool anyway, whatever, So that's it now, Eric,
I totally glossed over the fact that you have a
story to tell us about Mexico. So I want to
hear about and you need to tell the story about
what you did at the atm.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Okay, so I have two stories to tell you. Okay,
that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It is stupid. It is stupid. That was epic costumes.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh my god, if you google it, it's the dumbest
thing you've ever seen. So anyway, first, on my way there,
I was waiting for the uber and one of the
one of the families that lives in my building. They
have the cutest oul boy and he calls me Apple
(15:47):
because I would always give me these little apple like
now and Laters or whatever they were. So he's running
around with these two kids and he sees me and
he comes running over and hugs me, and he's like Apple, Apple,
And his friend says to me, oh.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
God, oh god, oh god, it's probably six.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He looks at me and he goes.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, wait for kids are the most honest humans on
the planet. Okay, can continue.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
And the little sister of this boy says, do we
know you? And he goes, are you as grandpa?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's not the first time.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
And that's that's the thing that sucks, ass is it's
not the first time. It's not the second time. So yeah,
and I was like, no, I'm his friend. I work
in the office. And he goes, oh, you say hi
to us the time, and I'm all, yeah, who's the
Grandpa app like, oh my god, oh my god. So
(16:47):
anyway I get there, and.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Where did you? Okay? So you get to where where
did you go? That's not okay?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And I thought, oh, I don't have any pesos for
the toll road okay. So I ran over to the
airport and got so. Then I get the text saying
the van is here. That was taking me to get
the rental car.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Okay, so you needed to get it quick.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah. So I'm at the ATM and I've got it
on English and I'm doing everything really quick.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
And how much are you trying to take out?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Fifty dollars?
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
So I get in the fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Dollars American I mean fifty dollars, yes, fifty dollars okayes.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
And the dollars better over there, so I thought, oh,
it'll be whatever. Well that ATM spits out a fifty
dollars hey, so Bill, and I'm all, oh, okay, I
get in the van. How much did you take out?
I'm all this, and I'm like this isn't right, is it?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It's like two dollars and seventy five cents three dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
The transaction fee was like seven dollars, and so I
was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So then don't use ATMs in Mexico. Apparently, make sure
you get your pisos. Get them like on the other
side of the border.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And that's what the Uber driver said, Oh no, do this.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yes, so okay, and then did you have fun and.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Had a blast?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Okay, Then what happened?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
You're going to Mexico more than I'm going.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Then I go, what happened?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I don't know? You met a horse? Right?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Oh? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
So the hotel that I had booked the first night
was great. The only person at the hotel so when
I got there.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Is it small or something in Mexico? I don't know
if that's a great thing.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
No, it was. It was a boutique hotel, so there
was only you know, ten rooms or whatever. But it
was beautiful and it was right on a vineyard and
they had like a wine tasting room and stuff like that.
Nothing was opened. So when I got there, I walk
into the lobby and there's no one there, and the
security guy is like, oh, are you Eric, And I go, yeah,
(19:01):
any hands me the room keys like oh, it's right
around the corner. Like I'm like all right, So I
check in, I go to dinner, I come back out
at the pool, sitting in the hot tub, no one there,
not a single light on anywhere, go to bed, wake
(19:24):
up in the morning, no power. And I had an event,
an event that I had to go to at two
o'clock on Friday. So I'm like, what the heck. So
I go into the office and the manager's there.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
And I said, Hey, my room doesn't have any power.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Are you getting annoyed by my coughing?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Continue?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Sorry? So I said, there's no power in my room
and he goes, oh, yeah, we had a power outage
in the area. It's going to be anywhere from an
hour to ten hours uh huh to get it fixed.
And I'm like, okay, well that it's going to be
a problem because I have to get ready at like one.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh god. I can imagine Eric just going up to
complain about the power and they're like, super, we can't
do that. He's like, well, you see you yeah, that's
an inconvenience for me.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well no, but I was like, I had to shower,
you know, and everything, and I was like, well, this
is like shower, no hot water, nothing. So I go, well,
I'm going to have to get another hotel room. So
can you just caught me and you can you just
reimburse me for tonight's day?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
They love that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Well, no, they no, they were super Yeah, they were
super nice. They were like, okay, of course we will.
And so they had a sister property right down the road. Sorry,
are you sick?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So I called. I got the manager and I told
him what happened. He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just
come over. We'll let you check in early and we'll
give you the same rate. I think it was like
ten dollars high or whatever. And so I went over.
This property was gorgeous. It was beautiful. So I checked
in there and they had like ATVs that you could ran,
(21:12):
They had spas, they had pools everything. So they also
had stables where you could go horseback riding.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Is this the video?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Is this the video you sent me from that I
was supposed to watch that I never watched.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Oh no, so sent me a video over the weekend
and I just haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
That's so rude the story of my life.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, you kind of screwed that up, though, with your
own fault.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
So you should just watch on the Christmas videos.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, you should just well, those are coming. So so
I see this beautiful black stallion, and I don't know
if you've ever been next to a black stallion. They
are humongous, have you.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, the racehorse, I don't know if they're the same
size as a race.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
They are massive. They're probably close to if you're standing
on the ground next it, close to six and a
half feet tall. Maybe they're huge. And so you know,
you hold your arms out to present yourself to the
horse and then they'll decide whether they like you or not.
And he came over and put his head like on
(22:19):
my shoulder. Yes, and so I pat him for a while.
He's beautiful. And then the next morning there was an
there were other horses in the stables, so there was
a gray one that I saw and I'm like, oh,
but its back was towards me. So the next morning
I woke up and I was like, I'm gonna go
(22:42):
down to the stables, and they were cleaning them out
and this horse was still had its back to the thing.
So I look up and it says like me almost Romeo.
So I'm like Romeo and it turns around and looks
at me, and I stuck my arms through the top
of the you know, because it's like grated, and I
(23:04):
put my arms out and he comes over and he's massive,
and I'll put the picture on I think, oh, I
did I put it on my social media. He comes
over and just lays his head on my shoulder and
his head was so heavy, and he just stayed there,
and then with my beard, he would run his mouth
over my beard. It was so I was like I
(23:27):
was literally there for an hour. And so one of
the stable guys came by and he goes, oh, he
never does that, just.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Like a little button. Yeah, fell asleep in your arms.
Last episode, that was.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
The longest story with the most coughs interjected. I have
every hour just to get the point across that you
had a unique experience of the horse. That took her
thirty seconds to tell.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
It was such a long story, I know, but it was.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
It's like hotel.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
So when I was leaving to come, I'm back get better.
Will You'll love this?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So we're driving out of the hotel and everything's gated.
There's guards and everything, you know, and we're leaving and
the guard goes, are you leaving for the day or
are you coming back? And I said, no, We're leaving
for the that's it. He gets on the phone and
then holds the phone out and says, my boss wants
(24:24):
to talk to you, and so I take the phone
and the boss is like, you haven't paid for anything,
and I go, no, I have. I said, when I
handed my key to you, you said everything was fine,
everything was good. And I said when I got here,
I paid for the room. And then I bought some
bottles of wine to bring home because I was going
(24:45):
to a dinner party, and I paid for those with
my cards. So I'm like, what else is there? And
he goes, well, he goes, you need to come back,
and I'm like, are they kidding? So I go back
and I'm totally embarrassed. I was like, oh my god,
I can't this. So after I got home from the event,
I was hungry, so I got like some rice and
some pasta and they brought it to the room and
(25:09):
I had bought three more bottles of wine, and so
I go and I'm all, well, how but he goes, oh,
it's just for these incidentals. I'm like, okay, So I'm
expecting it to be like two hundred paysos or three
hundred paysos or you know, six hundred pass He's all,
that'll be thirteen thousand, six hundred pasos. And I'm all,
(25:30):
what did And I go, I already paid for the room,
and he goes it was seven hundred and twenty dollars.
And I'm all, wait a minute, what And he goes, well,
you bought three bottles of wine and I'm all, yeah,
each bottle of wine was two hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You didn't check the price tag, it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Probably was, no and no. The worst part was like
when I bought the other three bottles of wine, they
were telling me what they were, and so I did
my paeso conversion thing, and each bottle was between like
twenty and forty dollars. So I didn't even because like
all the oh, he goes, they're a special reserve or
(26:19):
something like, oh my god, I would have I would
have died. So then as we're going back, we go
down the toll road and we planned for the one,
we hadn't planned for the second one, so we had
no more pesos, no American money, nothing. We get there
and the guy goes you still need like sixty more
(26:39):
pesos or whatever, or like we don't have anything, and
he looks at me, won't raise the gate, and we're
like please, like we're going back to the US, like
this is it? Like we don't have anything? And I
look over at them all I'm going to be slid
slinging my ass on some strip Paul in some donkey
(27:02):
show down in TJ because they're not gonna get back.
And he finally, I must have looked absolutely pathetic and
he's like, uh, fuck out of here and just let.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Us go to Americano.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah. Also, I'm with Mexico on this one.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Me too, Me too in their like fancy car with
their fancy wine. Oh we don't have anymore.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Also, this is the longest story I've ever heard to tell.
Two notable events.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I know, I know, but okay, we'll wrap things up
with a fine game.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Wasn't it fun?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I wasn't there, so I wouldn't know it was. You
got in a lot of trouble. M sounds like you
got in like a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
No. I was a delight.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
He met a horse, he got the power outage. He
was one guy. He was the only guest at a
hotel and then he forgot to fasee INCIDENTA.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
And the private military had to stop.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
You toss or may not be buying some property down there. Why,
that's why I sent you the video of if you
looked at it, oh man.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Look at Daddy Warbucks over here.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Careful with those other country properties.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
There's a way to do it that that you you
put it in a trust and trust.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Start free to start though, but it's.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
No, they're not. But it's it's safe that way. Apparently,
I don't know for you.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
The I R S will come for you though.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The package over your head is for you.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, that's your package marine.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
They just threw it over the fence. Oh my gosh, garbage.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I mean, can I just apologize on the podcast to
my roommate Marie, who's sitting over here. Oh, I know
it was a little sheep, but I opened up not
only your Amazon package, I opened up your mail too.
I'm I'm so sorry. That's not appropriate.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I just I know I'm calling I'm calling the police. Yeah,
I'm calling the police. Do you know how it looks
so good in an orange jem?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Serious? The postal Feds are I know they are crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Well, I just was like, I just assumed the bill
was for me. I thought it was I know, right,
that would probably have been appropriate, but I have well,
I have my own crap.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Trying to get other people to open her bills.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh my yeah, totally. Okay. So we're gonna play a game.
It's like the question game, but we're gonna play against you.
Guys are gonna play against each other, and I guess
I can play too, And whoever gets the most points.
I'm not sure if you win or lose, because some
of these questions are like, it's great if you know it,
and if it's great if you don't, it's not great
if you don't know whatever, and you'll see Okay, ready,
(29:36):
can you name two members of One Direction go.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Harry Styles and Zay. I think his name is.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Malick Boom Brian One.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I have like really never willingly listened to a One.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Direction, So that's pretty awesome that you pulled out Zaye
out of your bet.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
They were from They were my generation's cultural icon that
I tried my best to.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh my gosh, I went to two of their concerts
with Evan. I've never heard louder more more ear piercing
screams in my life.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
They weren't very good.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
They were great. Oh no, it was very entertaining and
all the girls were just it was just so entertaining
watching they were a boy band. Yes, all right, do
you know and I know your mom's no longer with us,
But do you know your mom's cell phone number?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Because she didn't have one, She didn't have a cell phone. No,
I know her home phone number because.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It was always your home phone number.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Okay, But she had a cell phone, but she never
used it. So I it was in the box that
my dad got up for her in and she always
kept it in the trunk of her car, in the
box it came in.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I need to get a hold of you. What are
you doing?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I know my mother's cell phone number. Okay, I'm not
going to say it.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I know. I know my mom's too, and that's like
the only cell phone number that I do know. Okay.
Have you ever flown first class?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Have you crafts expensive?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I have I have to. Oh. I flew first class
to can.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Frants Can, France.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yes, France, it's not Cane, it's Can And it was
so awesome.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Did you pay for it.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
No, that was when I had a rich boyfriend. Okay,
so Eric and Laura we each got a point. Okay,
have you ever been to a strip club?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yes? Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Female or male?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Female?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Okay, that was just like a restaurant for you.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Then was it with another female?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I had to pick up a friend who was working
that night and she had a boob job and one
of the one of her implants fell.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Inside.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, I had to go inside. I was all, yeah,
fell like either place, it flipped, it dropped.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh no, oh no, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I've been in strip clubs in New Orleans, Atlanta, Vegas,
San Diego, male or female female just with friend. That was.
It's just I don't know, it's just kind of sexy,
kind of exciting, kind of not something you're not, you know,
(32:26):
just kind of.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Have you been to what's it called? Lake Girls and
Sports Arena? That's the only one I know of in
all of San Diego.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You don't Pure Platinum Where the heck is that? That's
also in the sports arena area. Oh, dejah Vo's also
they had.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
The body shop that was de Ja Vos and like
Lemon Grove, though, is no de Ja Voo's on Rosecrans.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
There's there's a couple. There might be a couple of those.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I think there there's Cheetahs.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Cheetahs is in Karny, Mesa.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
I have never been to a strip club and I
never will go.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
It's it's just interesting. It's a oh one time, I okay,
get this. I was in New Ors and I was
obviously during my drinking days, and I was with a
bunch of radio people because this is we were at
a radio convention. We went into a strip club and
they dared me to get up on the stage and
(33:14):
do like a little performance while they were changing girls. Right,
So I was like, okay, So I go up and
I take off my skirt only because I had underwear on.
I didn't take off my top or anything. I didn't
take off any like nobody could see anything. So somebody
put one hundred dollars bill in my under in my panties, right,
(33:38):
and I was like, oh my god, this is so cool,
and like they were throwing they were throwing money out,
you know, no, So it was really quick. And then
I got to swing on this pole. They have like
the circle thing on the pole, and I got to
swing on it, and then I got down. It was
a matter of I don't know, three minutes at the most. Okay,
from the I walked down the stairs back to the table.
(33:59):
In that amount on a time, somebody had written me off.
Somebody had taken it out of my pants, all of
the money that I made, that's business within within fifteen
seconds boom. And I don't know who it was. And
so no, I didn't get any money.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
That's why we don't go to strip cluss.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh my gosh. Okay, have you ever slept with a coworker?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
I'm your answers.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'm just skinning. I'm just gonna go. I don't know what.
I'm just gonna give myself a point.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh oh, I know, I remember.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I don't know if you do.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yes, you told me, okay, mm hmmm, I have not.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
You have to wait. You have to tell me after.
I want to hear about.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Okay, okay, yeah, I have not. I gotta remember what
I told him. Oh my god, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Then don't say anything. I actually we'll just let her
tell us and then we'll.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Compare who can name six of the zodiac signs.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
First Alpha, beta, gamma, adulta.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Zodiac cancer, Libra Scorpio Leo Sagittarius scorpio arisis.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Did you is that six? I'm just gonna give it here, Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Do you prefer crunchy peanut butter over smooth or smooth
over crunchy? This isn't I don't want worthy. Oh you
don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
I like them both.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I'm a smooth person all the way and crunchy.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Really, I like it smooth, but I also like a crunchy.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Now, this is what's going to be the true test
of a friendship. Do you choose Skippy or Jeff? I
don't care Eric, Skippy or Jeff. Okay, we can still
be friends because yeah Jeff, No, no, no, no, no,
no bueno for me. Have you ever used handcuffs during sex?
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Oh, my gosh, have I. That's the that's the naughtiest one.
That's flalling here. I don't think I have.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
I have recently.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
No.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah, he's smoking though.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Have you ever spent New Year's even another country?
Speaker 4 (36:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
No, me, neither. I would love to go, like to
New Zealand or wherever it gets to be the New
Year first, and then celebrate toys.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
I've heard of a big touring artist doing like the reverse,
or they start in like the on the date line
on the east side and then they fly backwards. Yeah,
they do New Year's in like three different locations.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
That is cool. Yeah, I would love to do that.
Have you gone bowling in the past month?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yes, on the past month? Wait, you've won the past month.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Work event.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
He's about that.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
That is something I never. Don't ever ask me to
go with you, I.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Know, Oh why that would be fun?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
My god, not my things.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
You don't want to jam your fingers in those holes.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It just doesn't. It's not appealing to me. It just doesn't.
I've never had like a blast bowling.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
That's just because you're bad at it. If you're good
at though, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh my gosh. Have you been to a movie theater
in the past month? Yes, both of you have. I
have not?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Okay, actually, yeah I feel like I have.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, you have, I think in the last month you have.
Have you ever taken an AP class in high school?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yes, me too? Eric, Yes, is that a lie? Or
is that no?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
AP?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
What I had? I took a p English. Mine was
English too, Oh, yours is probably math?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
No, No, I took poly Scie. Well I did do enrollment.
So at the community college, so they technically count as AP,
but I took school. Yeah, this was in high school.
Oh do enrollment? Oh so poly psize, social psych statistics? Uh,
introduction to computer information systems? Those are all AP or
those are trigonometry?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Oh god, of course this is not surprising. Yeah. Do
you know how your parents met?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yes, do you want to say? Sure?
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Marshall Scotti's in Lakeside? Shut up? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Also?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I love it. They were both set up my.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Friends, and I don't know. If it wasn't so late,
we'd call Mary.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Oh boy, it was San Diego State.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's where I met mine. Where did my parents mean?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Oh? Where did your Oh that's right, So my parents
both worked in Marshall Scottie's.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Oh my god, I think maybe.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
They met at a party. But oh, that's not okay,
that's not okay. Do you make your better of your morning?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Every morning? As soon as I get up.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
It's not flawlessly creased, but it is made mineus me.
Mine's against a wall. You know how hard it is
to get nice looking when the wall.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Have you ever changed a diaper?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I think many?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Me too many okay. Have you ever owned a gun?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
No, okay, none of us have. Have you ever bought bitcoin?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah? No, bitcoin?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Did I I invested in something when it's like like
like two hundred dollars, Okay, nothing big. Have you ever
popped somebody else's pimple?
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Yes? No, I think that's weird.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I think it's very satisfying, and I've done it. Have
you ever gotten stitches? Yes, You've never had stitches ever
for anything.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I'm very like injury averse I do. I don't really
get injured.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
You didn't. You've never broken a ball or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Oh my gosh, I've had stitches so many times. I've
never been to the hospital for like a made Are
you kidding? I've been to the hospital, but not for
like I've never had to call nine one one for
getting hurt or had to go to the emergency room.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Now I'm all worried. I'm I'm just worried that we maybe, maybe, no,
maybe we changed you. You're not like this horrible like illness.
I hope not. Do you? Okay? I know this. You
probably can't, but maybe Brian you can. Can you name
two characters from Game of Thrones?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, John John snow and serious, seriously.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Seriously, Okay, honestly, I've watched I can't remember half their
names anymore.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I mean it was hard to keep track of when
I was watching the show.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
What's the chicks name?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Oh? Khalisi?
Speaker 4 (40:36):
No, No, that's the her. That's that means queen, She's
a Denarius or something.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Oh see, there's too many. Have you ever been backstage
at a concert?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yes, me, too many many? Okay? Have you ever been
to Coachella?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yes, never will you went to Coachella when?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Years ago?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Who was playing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I don't even remember.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
I don't even think how it even been around. I
feel like it's not that long.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
It's been at least ten years.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
To get raised, like ten years.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Have you ever thrown up in public?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Okay, where were you when you threw up? I don't
want to know this, but okay, you.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Want me to tell you. I was in La Joya
and I'd eaten at an Indian restaurant.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Anyway, How long ago was this?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Oh, he's like three nights ago? It was?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It was years ago.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
You were in a full on adult, full blown adult? Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I was a full on adult. Yeah, and whatever I
had did not agree with me, and as soon as
I left the host to stand on the way out,
I threw up in the front.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Of the restaurant. Did you die?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yes? I was so embarrassed. People were walking in and
I was just puking everywhere.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
That is horrific.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
I would have.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Laura would have left me.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Oh, I would have left you. I would have gotten
into the car. I would have said, you know what,
here's some money for an uber. I can't. I can't do.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
You would not have given money for an uber.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I would have felt bad because I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I wouldn't. You would have just thrown like your wallet
on the sidewalk, but like as you ran towards the car,
would be like, have you ever had bangs? Yes?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yeah, I currently have.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Banks, Like you don't have banks that go down?
Speaker 4 (42:16):
I do. If I brush my hair forward, okay.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
We're gonna have to do that after the show too.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
No, what do you mean what my hair is? It's
like up kind of come to the side. If I
just drop it, then yeah, I've got banks.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Do you recline your seat on airplanes?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I do, but they barely recline.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I mean, you're the worst.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Have you ever had sex on the beach I have.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
I've had the drink.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I've had done it a couple of times. And I've
had the drink.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Which beach wait, like in San Diego, like middle of
the day? Both, God, how do you get away with that?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
I know it was very exciting in l A. Yeah,
you know, a beach in La What was actually in Laguna?
Speaker 4 (43:05):
You guys are crazy?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay? And have you ever been to a U two concert?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (43:11):
No, me, I have been.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I know it was great. Okay, because we got to
end this, so let me see. I don't know do
you win or lose if we If if the person
with the most points wins, Eric's the winner. You have ten, five, ten, fifteen, sixteen,
I have fifteen and Brian has nine.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I know a.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Lot of these are ajugated.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
So oh, can you believe you just said that age
is what?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
You know?
Speaker 4 (43:38):
What age gated means. All it means is that you
have to be a certain like you must You basically
need to be a certain age to be able to say, yes.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I feel like I've just been profiled.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
You have profile by your age, It's on your driver's license.
You get profiled all the time.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Well you know what I mean. Okay, So remember October nineteenth,
We're going to be up at California farm Life. It's
in Ramona. The link is on our website, Laura Kane
after Dark dot com. Will be there at one pm
Saturday the nineteenth. It's gonna be so fun. And you
know what you can do is take your family photos
for Christmas there. Bring the kids. It's free, but the
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photos with the cows, just two cows or more. They're
like little baby cows and they are so docile. You
can get pictures of the cows for twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
And or we take as many Christmas there.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yes, oh my god, yes, all of us the family, yes,
oh my gosh. Yeah, it'll be so fun.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Anyway, it'll be the parents in their surly son.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
And teenager that would be like I don't want.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
To unwo And then the week after that, apparently our
Halloween show, which you're gonna dress up for. By the way, uh.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
The first year you were so excited to dress up,
and now every year after that you pretend like you
hate it.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Why did you flip? Let's switch? Okay, Brian apparently has
something cooked up.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Laura's gonna hate it more than yes.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Will Eric like it?
Speaker 4 (45:02):
I think he'll actually be kind of indifferent.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Will it give me joy?
Speaker 4 (45:06):
I think you'll be indifferent. But Laura, you'll hate it.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
You can't wait.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
It either has holes in it or it's about throw up. No, no, no, okay, okay, okay,
Well that's all coming up on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
It's in the similar vein of the Oigi board, That's
all I say.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
But then I won't hate it.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
I'm not bringing back another Oigi board. Well you didn't
like the residual effects of the boards?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Oh I did not. I did not, because right behind
you is that's where Hester stands.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Let me just put this way. I'm going to attempt
to haunt your house. Oh get your house haunted?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Oh great, Okay, I'll tell my roommates it'll be super fun. Well,
I have a blast.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
I'm going to test it first, though. If it proves
to be too dangerous where even I'm like, okay, this
place is haunted now, then then I won't.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
So are you going to test it in your own hole? Yeah? Yeah,
because you're a skeptic.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah. But if it doesn't work, actually, you'll be able
to bring it to you and not have any oh no,
this is going to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay, that's our wholloween episode coming up to you, so
make sure that you watch. And thank you for watching
and listening to this one and we really appreciate it
and love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I love you, my sweet babies. Isn't a miss you
so much? Bye?
Get off. The couple were starting, Sorry mommy. Hello, Welcome
to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane and this
is Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hello. I'm still basking from our last show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
From Little Button, Sweet Little Buttons. Okay, so uh, and
then we have producer Brian Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Brian Hi, Brian Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, So here's what we've decided to do. We had
so much fun with Alisa and Little Button that she
brought in last episode that we've decided we're gonna do
a day Laura Kane after Dark podcast Day at the
farm with the cattle, with the little cows and the
(01:01):
little lambs and the pumpkins, and let me tell you everything. Okay.
So Alisa's from Outlander Highland Cattle and she raises these
little like mini cattle, and there's really docile and they're
super cute. If you didn't watch the episode, a last episode.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That lamb, I know, I'll post some pictures.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So what they're doing is they're doing a free pumpkin
patch at California farm Life. They're teaming up. She's bringing
the cows to them. They're in Ramona and they also
have a company called You Pick Sunflowers. So you get,
it's free to get in. You get the biggest palette
maze in the universe. They've made pumpkins of all kinds, gords,
(01:45):
ones that have warts, ones that are pink. They are
the biggest producers of pumpkins in San Dieion.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Pounds of pumpkin. They produce all these little.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Pumpkin patches that you see that you have to pay
to get into or whatever around like in the parking
lot of like mazies or whatever. Yes, they're the ones
that supply those pumpkins, so you get to see the
real deal. We're gonna be there on the nineteenth, which
is a Saturday in October, and we're gonna be there
at one o'clock. You can come. It's free, watch us
(02:16):
fool round with the animals and talk about all the
farm and play with tractors. There's gonna be all sorts
of animals there, and then pumpkins, and then the maize,
and then food. There's snacks that she says hot dogs.
She has pumpkin fudge and a gift.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Sanda bread and like an apple bread that just sounds delicious.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I got excited about the gift store.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Of course you did.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So if you want to come. It's free and it
would be so great to see you guys there and
we can all share this together.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We have a blast.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's October nineteenth, one pm. It's in Ramona, and the
directions and the website is on Laura Caane after Dark
dot com. You can't miss it. And October nineteenth, it's
calming up. I mean, I can't believe they're already.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I can't either.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I don't even want to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Don't want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It all right. I was going to give you a
gift our last episode, but I forgot.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm helping somebody clean out their oh god, they moved
their storage unit. They got out of the storage unit
so they wouldn't have to pay for it anymore, but
they moved all the boxes into their garage. So I've
been helping this person go through the boxes and you know,
do the donation stuff and stuff that she wants to keep.
(03:33):
So I saw this and I was like, oh, I
need to for Eric.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, okay, wait, hold on a clogize, I gotta get
it ready. Okay, Okay, I'm going to put something on
your head.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Take your headphones off.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, Oh my god, I can to already tell I'm
going to be loving this.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I know I knew you would.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Can I keep it on the whole show?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Hey, now let me see you. Look look at you.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god, this is amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Elvis is pissed at me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Look how you are look at that. I know see
you always love having like your girlfriend's hair all over.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
What is this? What is this hat saying?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It is nothing? I think nothing. It says nothing perfect,
It should say Podres but whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh well, I'm glad it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Well, Eric, I'm not even going to comment.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You're gonna get muted.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I will thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Brian, You're damn straight it is.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm gonna burn this house down.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Eric, you're not being funny. That's not funny. You're offending
all of San Diego.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, I'm not guess what I'm gonna be doing tomorrow
watching the Padres.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm not that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
At all.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is it on the same like channel?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
This is going to work and watch it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
This is really something, isn't it great?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, So before we get to Eric's story, he went
to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I did last a week.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
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Speaker 1 (06:31):
I know Eric decided to put the hair through the
little thing like us girls do.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Okay, Oh, I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Cue the random news music because I've got a new
Rando news report, and then we're gonna play a game.
Now you're gonna like this list. Now, this is a
list of etiquette rules everybody needs to follow at the
movie theater.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No cell phones, no talking, no texting.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Arrive on time.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
This is the movie theater.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
At the movie theater, this is etiquette. This is proper etiquette.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I thought it was just common to arrive like really early.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Don't be the last person like trying to get into that,
you know, ten minutes into the movie.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, I follow airport rules. You get there like forty
five minutes earlier. Sure you don't get their back o kidding.
My parents were those people though.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They were Oh my gosh, share the armrests. No like
eraplane seas, you don't get full ownership.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
But both both of them are mine. Oh right, both
of them are mine. But I'll do elbows in the
back of the half. You can, they can do four
arms on the front half.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, that's acceptable. Don't hold up the snack line. Figure
out what you want before you actually get to the
snack line, so we can hurry up and get back
to the movie.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Amen. Or the people that have like parties of eight
and they're ordering for all of them and they don't
know what they're getting.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh my god, and then you're like missing like the
probably the best part of this movie. Yep, be courteous.
If you're a tall person, if you're six foot five,
don't sit front and center currently slouched down in her seat.
Shut up, sure, don't use your cell phone, put it
(08:14):
on mute. Don't talk through the whole thing. It's not
your living room. Don't get into a fight.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Do you remember, oh, Eric, do you remember when we
saw the Butler without a doubt?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, this has happened. This has happened like a handful
of times where Eric gets there like either somebody is
crunching or rap with the rapping too much, or they're talking,
and he he's a short fuse when it comes to that.
He loves his movies. I've seen him on several occasions
(08:46):
whip his head around and give the person in back
of him a piece of his mind.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
You remember when I went with the showgram to see
the Butler.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, I don't remember this. What did you do?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And the woman next to me was on her phone
and like narrating the movie, and I grabbed her phone
and threw it down the aisle.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What I think I blocked that out?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well, I gave her a warning shot. I said no,
I said, excuse me, if you want to stay on
your phone, go oss side.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And she looked at me and she's all no. She
was literally sitting on her phone like narrating the movie
to whoever she was talking to. And I said, ma'am,
can you take it outside? And she goes, excuse me,
I'm on the phone. And I grabbed the phone over
him and threw it down the aisle. I was like,
not anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
That seems a little unhinged, but wow, I was pissed,
kind of insane, but I get it. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well, if you have to go to the bathroom. Make
your little trip as discreet as possible, stay low, try
not to get up during a pivotal.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Scene, don't say I have to pooh, and just cropped
dust down the aisle.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I have a story about this. I went. I went
and saw the seventh Star Wars movie with my dad,
says twenty thirteen, and I had to go there. I
already seen it, but he hadn't seen it. So I
went with him, and I had to go to the
bathroom so bad. And it was a packed theater, I
mean full to the brim. We were like the middle
of the row, and so I was like, I'm just
gonna go, but I was really embarrassed. I just like
got up and went like I just moved and I
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was like, I was like, man, I stepping in a
lot of trash. I was on my way back. I
realized I had stepped on like five people's popcorns that
were sitting on the ground. And I didn't have a
chance to move because I just went so fast.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Old, you've still done good, popcorn.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I don't know, Oh my god, I was like sitting
on the ground. So I don't know if they were like,
I don't know if you really.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Probably were just giving it a break. That's funny.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Okay. I don't put anything on the on the movie theater.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
For no, no, no, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
But I did step on a bunch of popcorns.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, don't bring your baby.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh that well, that's another thing that will set me off.
A crying baby.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Take your trash with you when you leave the theater
and just throw it in the garbage.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I'm guilty.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Did I ever tell you when that when that couple
brought their crying baby, like they're crying like four year
old to Boogie Nights?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, the Parents of the Year.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I cried during that movie too.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I love that movie.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I love love, love, love, love love.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's like top five for me. What Boogie Nights? I
love it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
It's like such a nonsensical movie.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I love it. Okay, Nights, And don't talk about the
movie in the lobby when you're done, because there's people
coming here.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I disagree. You can talk about the moving lobby. That's
the best place to do it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wait until you get outside because there's people that are
like about to go into the theater and see it.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Eh. Okay, I gets super etiquette. I've never had a
movie spoiled by some of the.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Lobby, so okay. So these are the top dating trends
for twenty twenty five, according to plenty of Fish, which
apparently is still out there.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's twenty twenty four though, I know, but.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
These are these are the news. Yes, the predicted trends.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
These are are wet trends, dating dating trends. Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So so number one is yap trapping. Yap Trapping is
when somebody just talks about themselves on a date and
doesn't ask you any questions.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's not new. That's been around since the beginning of dating.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's just a new term, I guess.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Freak matching connecting with somebody over shared crooks or general
weirdness for sure. Grim keeping that means bonding with somebody
over your darker side or shared dislikes.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
That sounds like the same as freak matching.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It is, but you know they got to keep it
being smutten have you heard of that? One?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Isn't the same as like smitten.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
When you fantasize about things from shows or movies happening
in real life, like rom calums. You know, Daydrenys being
smutten that's what they're calling it, and sticking pursuing somebody
after looking past an initial dick or something superficial you
don't like, so that you're sticking with them. So there
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you know you respect that. And did you know did
I sell you this before? I don't know if I
mentioned this, Maybe I mentioned this on the air on
Star or something. But can you can now dress as
I think I mentioned this on this podcast as a
sexy ozempic? Did I say that?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
What?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh, they are selling a costume that looks like an
ozembic needle and it's a sexy version, So you can
now be sexy ozempic for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
This is the dumbest thing.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
A lot of wild costumes this year.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh like what else?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I'm off the top of my head, don't remember. I
was in Spirit Halloween a couple of weeks ago and
I remember being like, wow, that is they are pushing
it like this is a kid's store.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's pretty yeah, yandy dot column is where you can
get the ozempic costume. And finally, here are the best
Wi Fi names that this one survey has collected.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh wait, okay, real quick the first time I started
paying for my own cockspill. I named my WiFi FB
high surveillance van.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's what one of them is. The other one, Mom,
it's this one, or Grandma click here every day I'm
buffer ring. That's pretty cute, pretty fly for a Wi Fi.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Al Qaeda, so when you join the Alcada network, it'll
say you're joining the Alcada network.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Uh connectile dysfunction connect New England clam router.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It hurts when ip I EMP network unavailable. Tell my
WiFi I love her. Virus infected network or untrusted network.
Hide your kids, hide your WiFi door the internet explore
and pool urine monitoring system. I'm monitoring pool urine monitoring system,
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so I don't know what is that when you pee
in the pool anyway, whatever, So that's it now, Eric,
I totally glossed over the fact that you have a
story to tell us about Mexico. So I want to
hear about and you need to tell the story about
what you did at the atm.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Okay, so I have two stories to tell you. Okay,
that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It is stupid. It is stupid. That was epic costumes.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh my god, if you google it, it's the dumbest
thing you've ever seen. So anyway, first, on my way there,
I was waiting for the uber and one of the
one of the families that lives in my building. They
have the cutest oul boy and he calls me Apple
(15:47):
because I would always give me these little apple like
now and Laters or whatever they were. So he's running
around with these two kids and he sees me and
he comes running over and hugs me, and he's like Apple, Apple,
And his friend says to me, oh.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
God, oh god, oh god, it's probably six.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He looks at me and he goes.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, wait for kids are the most honest humans on
the planet. Okay, can continue.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
And the little sister of this boy says, do we
know you? And he goes, are you as grandpa?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's not the first time.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
And that's that's the thing that sucks, ass is it's
not the first time. It's not the second time. So yeah,
and I was like, no, I'm his friend. I work
in the office. And he goes, oh, you say hi
to us the time, and I'm all, yeah, who's the
Grandpa app like, oh my god, oh my god. So
(16:47):
anyway I get there, and.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Where did you? Okay? So you get to where where
did you go? That's not okay?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And I thought, oh, I don't have any pesos for
the toll road okay. So I ran over to the
airport and got so. Then I get the text saying
the van is here. That was taking me to get
the rental car.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Okay, so you needed to get it quick.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah. So I'm at the ATM and I've got it
on English and I'm doing everything really quick.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
And how much are you trying to take out?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Fifty dollars?
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
So I get in the fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Dollars American I mean fifty dollars, yes, fifty dollars okayes.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
And the dollars better over there, so I thought, oh,
it'll be whatever. Well that ATM spits out a fifty
dollars hey, so Bill, and I'm all, oh, okay, I
get in the van. How much did you take out?
I'm all this, and I'm like this isn't right, is it?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It's like two dollars and seventy five cents three dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
The transaction fee was like seven dollars, and so I
was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So then don't use ATMs in Mexico. Apparently, make sure
you get your pisos. Get them like on the other
side of the border.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And that's what the Uber driver said, Oh no, do this.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yes, so okay, and then did you have fun and.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Had a blast?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Okay, Then what happened?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
You're going to Mexico more than I'm going.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Then I go, what happened?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I don't know? You met a horse? Right?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Oh? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
So the hotel that I had booked the first night
was great. The only person at the hotel so when
I got there.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Is it small or something in Mexico? I don't know
if that's a great thing.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
No, it was. It was a boutique hotel, so there
was only you know, ten rooms or whatever. But it
was beautiful and it was right on a vineyard and
they had like a wine tasting room and stuff like that.
Nothing was opened. So when I got there, I walk
into the lobby and there's no one there, and the
security guy is like, oh, are you Eric, And I go, yeah,
(19:01):
any hands me the room keys like oh, it's right
around the corner. Like I'm like all right, So I
check in, I go to dinner, I come back out
at the pool, sitting in the hot tub, no one there,
not a single light on anywhere, go to bed, wake
(19:24):
up in the morning, no power. And I had an event,
an event that I had to go to at two
o'clock on Friday. So I'm like, what the heck. So
I go into the office and the manager's there.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
And I said, Hey, my room doesn't have any power.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Are you getting annoyed by my coughing?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Continue?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Sorry? So I said, there's no power in my room
and he goes, oh, yeah, we had a power outage
in the area. It's going to be anywhere from an
hour to ten hours uh huh to get it fixed.
And I'm like, okay, well that it's going to be
a problem because I have to get ready at like one.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh god. I can imagine Eric just going up to
complain about the power and they're like, super, we can't
do that. He's like, well, you see you yeah, that's
an inconvenience for me.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well no, but I was like, I had to shower,
you know, and everything, and I was like, well, this
is like shower, no hot water, nothing. So I go, well,
I'm going to have to get another hotel room. So
can you just caught me and you can you just
reimburse me for tonight's day?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
They love that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Well, no, they no, they were super Yeah, they were
super nice. They were like, okay, of course we will.
And so they had a sister property right down the road. Sorry,
are you sick?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So I called. I got the manager and I told
him what happened. He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just
come over. We'll let you check in early and we'll
give you the same rate. I think it was like
ten dollars high or whatever. And so I went over.
This property was gorgeous. It was beautiful. So I checked
in there and they had like ATVs that you could ran,
(21:12):
They had spas, they had pools everything. So they also
had stables where you could go horseback riding.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Is this the video?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Is this the video you sent me from that I
was supposed to watch that I never watched.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Oh no, so sent me a video over the weekend
and I just haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
That's so rude the story of my life.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, you kind of screwed that up, though, with your
own fault.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
So you should just watch on the Christmas videos.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, you should just well, those are coming. So so
I see this beautiful black stallion, and I don't know
if you've ever been next to a black stallion. They
are humongous, have you.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, the racehorse, I don't know if they're the same
size as a race.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
They are massive. They're probably close to if you're standing
on the ground next it, close to six and a
half feet tall. Maybe they're huge. And so you know,
you hold your arms out to present yourself to the
horse and then they'll decide whether they like you or not.
And he came over and put his head like on
(22:19):
my shoulder. Yes, and so I pat him for a while.
He's beautiful. And then the next morning there was an
there were other horses in the stables, so there was
a gray one that I saw and I'm like, oh,
but its back was towards me. So the next morning
I woke up and I was like, I'm gonna go
(22:42):
down to the stables, and they were cleaning them out
and this horse was still had its back to the thing.
So I look up and it says like me almost Romeo.
So I'm like Romeo and it turns around and looks
at me, and I stuck my arms through the top
of the you know, because it's like grated, and I
(23:04):
put my arms out and he comes over and he's massive,
and I'll put the picture on I think, oh, I
did I put it on my social media. He comes
over and just lays his head on my shoulder and
his head was so heavy, and he just stayed there,
and then with my beard, he would run his mouth
over my beard. It was so I was like I
(23:27):
was literally there for an hour. And so one of
the stable guys came by and he goes, oh, he
never does that, just.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Like a little button. Yeah, fell asleep in your arms.
Last episode, that was.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
The longest story with the most coughs interjected. I have
every hour just to get the point across that you
had a unique experience of the horse. That took her
thirty seconds to tell.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
It was such a long story, I know, but it was.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
It's like hotel.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
So when I was leaving to come, I'm back get better.
Will You'll love this?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So we're driving out of the hotel and everything's gated.
There's guards and everything, you know, and we're leaving and
the guard goes, are you leaving for the day or
are you coming back? And I said, no, We're leaving
for the that's it. He gets on the phone and
then holds the phone out and says, my boss wants
(24:24):
to talk to you, and so I take the phone
and the boss is like, you haven't paid for anything,
and I go, no, I have. I said, when I
handed my key to you, you said everything was fine,
everything was good. And I said when I got here,
I paid for the room. And then I bought some
bottles of wine to bring home because I was going
(24:45):
to a dinner party, and I paid for those with
my cards. So I'm like, what else is there? And
he goes, well, he goes, you need to come back,
and I'm like, are they kidding? So I go back
and I'm totally embarrassed. I was like, oh my god,
I can't this. So after I got home from the event,
I was hungry, so I got like some rice and
some pasta and they brought it to the room and
(25:09):
I had bought three more bottles of wine, and so
I go and I'm all, well, how but he goes, oh,
it's just for these incidentals. I'm like, okay, So I'm
expecting it to be like two hundred paysos or three
hundred paysos or you know, six hundred pass He's all,
that'll be thirteen thousand, six hundred pasos. And I'm all,
(25:30):
what did And I go, I already paid for the room,
and he goes it was seven hundred and twenty dollars.
And I'm all, wait a minute, what And he goes, well,
you bought three bottles of wine and I'm all, yeah,
each bottle of wine was two hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You didn't check the price tag, it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Probably was, no and no. The worst part was like
when I bought the other three bottles of wine, they
were telling me what they were, and so I did
my paeso conversion thing, and each bottle was between like
twenty and forty dollars. So I didn't even because like
all the oh, he goes, they're a special reserve or
(26:19):
something like, oh my god, I would have I would
have died. So then as we're going back, we go
down the toll road and we planned for the one,
we hadn't planned for the second one, so we had
no more pesos, no American money, nothing. We get there
and the guy goes you still need like sixty more
(26:39):
pesos or whatever, or like we don't have anything, and
he looks at me, won't raise the gate, and we're
like please, like we're going back to the US, like
this is it? Like we don't have anything? And I
look over at them all I'm going to be slid
slinging my ass on some strip Paul in some donkey
(27:02):
show down in TJ because they're not gonna get back.
And he finally, I must have looked absolutely pathetic and
he's like, uh, fuck out of here and just let.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Us go to Americano.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah. Also, I'm with Mexico on this one.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Me too, Me too in their like fancy car with
their fancy wine. Oh we don't have anymore.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Also, this is the longest story I've ever heard to tell.
Two notable events.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I know, I know, but okay, we'll wrap things up
with a fine game.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Wasn't it fun?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I wasn't there, so I wouldn't know it was. You
got in a lot of trouble. M sounds like you
got in like a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
No. I was a delight.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
He met a horse, he got the power outage. He
was one guy. He was the only guest at a
hotel and then he forgot to fasee INCIDENTA.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
And the private military had to stop.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
You toss or may not be buying some property down there. Why,
that's why I sent you the video of if you
looked at it, oh man.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Look at Daddy Warbucks over here.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Careful with those other country properties.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
There's a way to do it that that you you
put it in a trust and trust.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Start free to start though, but it's.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
No, they're not. But it's it's safe that way. Apparently,
I don't know for you.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
The I R S will come for you though.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The package over your head is for you.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, that's your package marine.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
They just threw it over the fence. Oh my gosh, garbage.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I mean, can I just apologize on the podcast to
my roommate Marie, who's sitting over here. Oh, I know
it was a little sheep, but I opened up not
only your Amazon package, I opened up your mail too.
I'm I'm so sorry. That's not appropriate.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I just I know I'm calling I'm calling the police. Yeah,
I'm calling the police. Do you know how it looks
so good in an orange jem?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Serious? The postal Feds are I know they are crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Well, I just was like, I just assumed the bill
was for me. I thought it was I know, right,
that would probably have been appropriate, but I have well,
I have my own crap.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Trying to get other people to open her bills.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh my yeah, totally. Okay. So we're gonna play a game.
It's like the question game, but we're gonna play against you.
Guys are gonna play against each other, and I guess
I can play too, And whoever gets the most points.
I'm not sure if you win or lose, because some
of these questions are like, it's great if you know it,
and if it's great if you don't, it's not great
if you don't know whatever, and you'll see Okay, ready,
(29:36):
can you name two members of One Direction go.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Harry Styles and Zay. I think his name is.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Malick Boom Brian One.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I have like really never willingly listened to a One.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Direction, So that's pretty awesome that you pulled out Zaye
out of your bet.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
They were from They were my generation's cultural icon that
I tried my best to.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh my gosh, I went to two of their concerts
with Evan. I've never heard louder more more ear piercing
screams in my life.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
They weren't very good.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
They were great. Oh no, it was very entertaining and
all the girls were just it was just so entertaining
watching they were a boy band. Yes, all right, do
you know and I know your mom's no longer with us,
But do you know your mom's cell phone number?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Because she didn't have one, She didn't have a cell phone. No,
I know her home phone number because.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It was always your home phone number.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Okay, But she had a cell phone, but she never
used it. So I it was in the box that
my dad got up for her in and she always
kept it in the trunk of her car, in the
box it came in.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I need to get a hold of you. What are
you doing?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I know my mother's cell phone number. Okay, I'm not
going to say it.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I know. I know my mom's too, and that's like
the only cell phone number that I do know. Okay.
Have you ever flown first class?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Have you crafts expensive?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I have I have to. Oh. I flew first class
to can.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Frants Can, France.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yes, France, it's not Cane, it's Can And it was
so awesome.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Did you pay for it.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
No, that was when I had a rich boyfriend. Okay,
so Eric and Laura we each got a point. Okay,
have you ever been to a strip club?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yes? Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Female or male?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Female?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Okay, that was just like a restaurant for you.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Then was it with another female?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I had to pick up a friend who was working
that night and she had a boob job and one
of the one of her implants fell.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Inside.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, I had to go inside. I was all, yeah,
fell like either place, it flipped, it dropped.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh no, oh no, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I've been in strip clubs in New Orleans, Atlanta, Vegas,
San Diego, male or female female just with friend. That was.
It's just I don't know, it's just kind of sexy,
kind of exciting, kind of not something you're not, you know,
(32:26):
just kind of.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Have you been to what's it called? Lake Girls and
Sports Arena? That's the only one I know of in
all of San Diego.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You don't Pure Platinum Where the heck is that? That's
also in the sports arena area. Oh, dejah Vo's also
they had.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
The body shop that was de Ja Vos and like
Lemon Grove, though, is no de Ja Voo's on Rosecrans.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
There's there's a couple. There might be a couple of those.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I think there there's Cheetahs.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Cheetahs is in Karny, Mesa.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
I have never been to a strip club and I
never will go.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
It's it's just interesting. It's a oh one time, I okay,
get this. I was in New Ors and I was
obviously during my drinking days, and I was with a
bunch of radio people because this is we were at
a radio convention. We went into a strip club and
they dared me to get up on the stage and
(33:14):
do like a little performance while they were changing girls. Right,
So I was like, okay, So I go up and
I take off my skirt only because I had underwear on.
I didn't take off my top or anything. I didn't
take off any like nobody could see anything. So somebody
put one hundred dollars bill in my under in my panties, right,
(33:38):
and I was like, oh my god, this is so cool,
and like they were throwing they were throwing money out,
you know, no, So it was really quick. And then
I got to swing on this pole. They have like
the circle thing on the pole, and I got to
swing on it, and then I got down. It was
a matter of I don't know, three minutes at the most. Okay,
from the I walked down the stairs back to the table.
(33:59):
In that amount on a time, somebody had written me off.
Somebody had taken it out of my pants, all of
the money that I made, that's business within within fifteen
seconds boom. And I don't know who it was. And
so no, I didn't get any money.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
That's why we don't go to strip cluss.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh my gosh. Okay, have you ever slept with a coworker?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
I'm your answers.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'm just skinning. I'm just gonna go. I don't know what.
I'm just gonna give myself a point.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh oh, I know, I remember.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I don't know if you do.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yes, you told me, okay, mm hmmm, I have not.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
You have to wait. You have to tell me after.
I want to hear about.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Okay, okay, yeah, I have not. I gotta remember what
I told him. Oh my god, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Then don't say anything. I actually we'll just let her
tell us and then we'll.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Compare who can name six of the zodiac signs.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
First Alpha, beta, gamma, adulta.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Zodiac cancer, Libra Scorpio Leo Sagittarius scorpio arisis.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Did you is that six? I'm just gonna give it here, Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Do you prefer crunchy peanut butter over smooth or smooth
over crunchy? This isn't I don't want worthy. Oh you
don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
I like them both.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I'm a smooth person all the way and crunchy.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Really, I like it smooth, but I also like a crunchy.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Now, this is what's going to be the true test
of a friendship. Do you choose Skippy or Jeff? I
don't care Eric, Skippy or Jeff. Okay, we can still
be friends because yeah Jeff, No, no, no, no, no,
no bueno for me. Have you ever used handcuffs during sex?
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Oh, my gosh, have I. That's the that's the naughtiest one.
That's flalling here. I don't think I have.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
I have recently.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
No.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah, he's smoking though.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Have you ever spent New Year's even another country?
Speaker 4 (36:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
No, me, neither. I would love to go, like to
New Zealand or wherever it gets to be the New
Year first, and then celebrate toys.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
I've heard of a big touring artist doing like the reverse,
or they start in like the on the date line
on the east side and then they fly backwards. Yeah,
they do New Year's in like three different locations.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
That is cool. Yeah, I would love to do that.
Have you gone bowling in the past month?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yes, on the past month? Wait, you've won the past month.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Work event.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
He's about that.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
That is something I never. Don't ever ask me to
go with you, I.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Know, Oh why that would be fun?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
My god, not my things.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
You don't want to jam your fingers in those holes.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It just doesn't. It's not appealing to me. It just doesn't.
I've never had like a blast bowling.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
That's just because you're bad at it. If you're good
at though, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh my gosh. Have you been to a movie theater
in the past month? Yes, both of you have. I
have not?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Okay, actually, yeah I feel like I have.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, you have, I think in the last month you have.
Have you ever taken an AP class in high school?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yes, me too? Eric, Yes, is that a lie? Or
is that no?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
AP?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
What I had? I took a p English. Mine was
English too, Oh, yours is probably math?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
No, No, I took poly Scie. Well I did do enrollment.
So at the community college, so they technically count as AP,
but I took school. Yeah, this was in high school.
Oh do enrollment? Oh so poly psize, social psych statistics? Uh,
introduction to computer information systems? Those are all AP or
those are trigonometry?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Oh god, of course this is not surprising. Yeah. Do
you know how your parents met?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yes, do you want to say? Sure?
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Marshall Scotti's in Lakeside? Shut up? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Also?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I love it. They were both set up my.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Friends, and I don't know. If it wasn't so late,
we'd call Mary.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Oh boy, it was San Diego State.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's where I met mine. Where did my parents mean?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Oh? Where did your Oh that's right, So my parents
both worked in Marshall Scottie's.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Oh my god, I think maybe.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
They met at a party. But oh, that's not okay,
that's not okay. Do you make your better of your morning?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Every morning? As soon as I get up.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
It's not flawlessly creased, but it is made mineus me.
Mine's against a wall. You know how hard it is
to get nice looking when the wall.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Have you ever changed a diaper?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I think many?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Me too many okay. Have you ever owned a gun?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
No, okay, none of us have. Have you ever bought bitcoin?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah? No, bitcoin?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Did I I invested in something when it's like like
like two hundred dollars, Okay, nothing big. Have you ever
popped somebody else's pimple?
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Yes? No, I think that's weird.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I think it's very satisfying, and I've done it. Have
you ever gotten stitches? Yes, You've never had stitches ever
for anything.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I'm very like injury averse I do. I don't really
get injured.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
You didn't. You've never broken a ball or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Oh my gosh, I've had stitches so many times. I've
never been to the hospital for like a made Are
you kidding? I've been to the hospital, but not for
like I've never had to call nine one one for
getting hurt or had to go to the emergency room.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Now I'm all worried. I'm I'm just worried that we maybe, maybe, no,
maybe we changed you. You're not like this horrible like illness.
I hope not. Do you? Okay? I know this. You
probably can't, but maybe Brian you can. Can you name
two characters from Game of Thrones?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, John John snow and serious, seriously.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Seriously, Okay, honestly, I've watched I can't remember half their
names anymore.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I mean it was hard to keep track of when
I was watching the show.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
What's the chicks name?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Oh? Khalisi?
Speaker 4 (40:36):
No, No, that's the her. That's that means queen, She's
a Denarius or something.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Oh see, there's too many. Have you ever been backstage
at a concert?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yes, me, too many many? Okay? Have you ever been
to Coachella?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yes, never will you went to Coachella when?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Years ago?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Who was playing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I don't even remember.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
I don't even think how it even been around. I
feel like it's not that long.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
It's been at least ten years.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
To get raised, like ten years.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Have you ever thrown up in public?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Okay, where were you when you threw up? I don't
want to know this, but okay, you.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Want me to tell you. I was in La Joya
and I'd eaten at an Indian restaurant.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Anyway, How long ago was this?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Oh, he's like three nights ago? It was?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It was years ago.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
You were in a full on adult, full blown adult? Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I was a full on adult. Yeah, and whatever I
had did not agree with me, and as soon as
I left the host to stand on the way out,
I threw up in the front.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Of the restaurant. Did you die?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yes? I was so embarrassed. People were walking in and
I was just puking everywhere.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
That is horrific.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
I would have.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Laura would have left me.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Oh, I would have left you. I would have gotten
into the car. I would have said, you know what,
here's some money for an uber. I can't. I can't do.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
You would not have given money for an uber.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I would have felt bad because I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I wouldn't. You would have just thrown like your wallet
on the sidewalk, but like as you ran towards the car,
would be like, have you ever had bangs? Yes?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yeah, I currently have.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Banks, Like you don't have banks that go down?
Speaker 4 (42:16):
I do. If I brush my hair forward, okay.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
We're gonna have to do that after the show too.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
No, what do you mean what my hair is? It's
like up kind of come to the side. If I
just drop it, then yeah, I've got banks.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Do you recline your seat on airplanes?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I do, but they barely recline.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I mean, you're the worst.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Have you ever had sex on the beach I have.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
I've had the drink.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I've had done it a couple of times. And I've
had the drink.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Which beach wait, like in San Diego, like middle of
the day? Both, God, how do you get away with that?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
I know it was very exciting in l A. Yeah,
you know, a beach in La What was actually in Laguna?
Speaker 4 (43:05):
You guys are crazy?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay? And have you ever been to a U two concert?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (43:11):
No, me, I have been.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I know it was great. Okay, because we got to
end this, so let me see. I don't know do
you win or lose if we If if the person
with the most points wins, Eric's the winner. You have ten, five, ten, fifteen, sixteen,
I have fifteen and Brian has nine.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I know a.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Lot of these are ajugated.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
So oh, can you believe you just said that age
is what?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
You know?
Speaker 4 (43:38):
What age gated means. All it means is that you
have to be a certain like you must You basically
need to be a certain age to be able to say, yes.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I feel like I've just been profiled.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
You have profile by your age, It's on your driver's license.
You get profiled all the time.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Well you know what I mean. Okay, So remember October nineteenth,
We're going to be up at California farm Life. It's
in Ramona. The link is on our website, Laura Kane
after Dark dot com. Will be there at one pm
Saturday the nineteenth. It's gonna be so fun. And you
know what you can do is take your family photos
for Christmas there. Bring the kids. It's free, but the
(44:14):
photos with the cows, just two cows or more. They're
like little baby cows and they are so docile. You
can get pictures of the cows for twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
And or we take as many Christmas there.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yes, oh my god, yes, all of us the family, yes,
oh my gosh. Yeah, it'll be so fun.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Anyway, it'll be the parents in their surly son.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
And teenager that would be like I don't want.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
To unwo And then the week after that, apparently our
Halloween show, which you're gonna dress up for. By the way, uh.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
The first year you were so excited to dress up,
and now every year after that you pretend like you
hate it.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Why did you flip? Let's switch? Okay, Brian apparently has
something cooked up.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Laura's gonna hate it more than yes.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Will Eric like it?
Speaker 4 (45:02):
I think he'll actually be kind of indifferent.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Will it give me joy?
Speaker 4 (45:06):
I think you'll be indifferent. But Laura, you'll hate it.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
You can't wait.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
It either has holes in it or it's about throw up. No, no, no, okay, okay, okay,
Well that's all coming up on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
It's in the similar vein of the Oigi board, That's
all I say.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
But then I won't hate it.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
I'm not bringing back another Oigi board. Well you didn't
like the residual effects of the boards?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Oh I did not. I did not, because right behind
you is that's where Hester stands.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Let me just put this way. I'm going to attempt
to haunt your house. Oh get your house haunted?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Oh great, Okay, I'll tell my roommates it'll be super fun. Well,
I have a blast.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
I'm going to test it first, though. If it proves
to be too dangerous where even I'm like, okay, this
place is haunted now, then then I won't.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
So are you going to test it in your own hole? Yeah? Yeah,
because you're a skeptic.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah. But if it doesn't work, actually, you'll be able
to bring it to you and not have any oh no,
this is going to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay, that's our wholloween episode coming up to you, so
make sure that you watch. And thank you for watching
and listening to this one and we really appreciate it
and love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I love you, my sweet babies. Isn't a miss you
so much? Bye?
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