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November 7, 2024 43 mins
Do you know what it is? Watch or listen to find out during our Rando New segment. Also, what is simple but you're horrible at? Have you caught something sketchy on your Ring Cam? What decade are you most nostalgic for? We also played a game called "Agree or Disagree." For example, pineapple on pizza—agree or disagree? Producer Bryan whips out his old tarot card deck to lead us into the weekend. Coming up soon...our "Stand Up Comedy Competition" and a "Temu Christmas."
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(01:08):
announce since that we are now into November, well into
November it's going to be another and I'm saying it wrong,
but this is the way to say it, TIMU Christmas.
Oh yes, it is already. I've I have already had.
I have four things in the cart that haven't quite
ordered them yet. But boy, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Boy, once she gets that next paycheck, they're.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Coming, You're going down, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I can already say this what I have already. It
knocked myself into first place we did.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
We did this last year where the contest is who
can for each other? And I was. I didn't win,
but you went because of that damn chicken sox chicken
leg socks that I had to wear to Vaughn's. That

(02:08):
was the most awkward thing.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Ever making men feel awkward, making.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Men feel awkward like I do, like I always do,
but even more so with the chicken socks. But in
the toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Roll, next Springs, super Merings.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
And then but oh oh.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh, I feel I feel very bad for you, Grasshopper.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Also going on this month or early next month, We're
doing it, you guys, and don't bulk. We are doing
the stand up comedy routine.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Contest.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Hell, you say, you already said, you have it written out,
So what are you complaining about and nobody's going to
vote against you anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I am your beloved. I am the darling of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, Brian, you're funny in a dry way, and I
think it's gonna work for you. And I'm just hoping
that I come up with something funny and I and
the loser the the What my vision is, the loser
has to go to open mic night somewhere in the

(03:18):
neighborhood and just show up and do the set.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I tell you, I'll be honest. I would not do that.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
This is show business.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm not in show business.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is Yes, you are my friend, whether you like
it or not. No, yeah, podcast, this is considered entertainment.
Entertainment is considered showbiz. Okay, so yeah, you're doing it
if you lose.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Did I ever tell you what happened to me when
I was a baby. My mom told me the story.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
What is this a joke?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
When I was born.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Is this gonna be a long, boring No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's very quick. My mom had me and the doctor
took one look at me and one look at the
afterbirth and scream twins.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
See, okay, you know what you better agree to do
an open mic now, no way, Yes, you have to.
This is the deal. No, it's not the deal.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Have to be a consequence, there can just be.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You can just be a winner. What No, and then
the loser will have to just eat it.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Who is the leader of the show, Brian? Listen, listen,
we voted. We are doing this. I am setting rules.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Okay, sure, rules are made to be broken.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
This is come on, you guys are chicken.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
We're going to break the rules. I'm just I won't
follow them.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm chicken.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know how I feel about authority.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I know, I know, I know. Okay, So cue the
Rando news music please, because I have several stories that
you will be very interested in, including this one.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Have you noticed I haven't coughed at all?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
No, you coughed like three times the last episode, but
it's becoming less.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
So your medication for your uh what is it called acid?
Acid reflex is working?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Is anti aging serum for my.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
So for Halloween, the ringcam company Ringcam had a contest
for one hundred grand they were going to give to
somebody who had legitimate footage on their ring cam of
a ghost. Now, I will not buy a ring cam.

(05:42):
I should in my neighborhood. Mm hmm, I definitely should.
But I like being ignorantly in bliss up in my room,
not knowing what he's outside of my door.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You live in a sketch neighborhood too, I do well
sketch town, actually for sure.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
And I don't want to know who's flicking their knife
out front of my house or has a machete or
wearing a bandana, or is like taking a dump, you know,
I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
That, Laura. If you had a ring camera, I would
drive all the way over your dump on your doorstep
every day.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I don't want to see what's on that thing. And
to see, like why like a ghost on your ring
cam would be like crazy, but.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I would literally terrorize you every day.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
They did a similar contest where they were offering a
one hundred grand for somebody that had legitimate footage of
a UFO or an alien of some sort, and they
never got anybody.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Shocking, I know, but.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
You know what I think is a great thing, is
a great contest because you never A lot of weird
things are caught on those damn cameras, all right. The
word of the Year for twenty twenty four. What do
you think it is? And he guesses You're never going
to guess what it is ever, but throw some out.
It's the Collins Dictionary that has this.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
No, is it like most used word? Are just their favorite?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
This is the word that they said is a sensation
like it is the most used word, and it became
a big No. I'll read you some of the other
ones and then I'll tell you the number one. So
this is the number. This is the word of the year,
the word of the year for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Okay, let me think I'll throw some out, bustin' riz sligh. No,
these are all like these are a couple years now.
What's twenty twenty four?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Okay, brain rot?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh brat? Is it? Bratt?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Did you see my paper?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
No brat summer? Even Kamala Harris used it.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, you are right. The word of the year is brat. Brat, brat.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
It doesn't mean like a brat, means like hot girl.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yes. This was inspired by Charlie xcxxx yes her album Brat,
which came out in June, and it led to Brat's
summer phenomenon with several Brat memes and Charlie describes Brat
as a girl who's a little messy, who likes to
party and maybe says some dumb things. Sometimes she likes

(08:19):
she like feels herself, but then also maybe has a breakdown,
but kind of like parties through it. Is very honest,
is very blunt, and is a little bit volatile.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Someone who's just a mess that sounds like you. So
I just call you a brat, okay, fine.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Brain Rot is another one that made the list yep
era probably because of the eras tour.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I think kind of it's also just someone's like if
you are going through something or you're into something, that's
you're in your ex era. So if like you were like,
if you're really into let's say you start collecting crosses like.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
You do you like them in my Oh okay, you
know what. Evan brought up a term her and her
friend were on's face time with me and they said
this term and I was like, what did you just say?
He goes this is the thing now and they're like,
oh my gosh. When she walked into the room, she
ate it up. She was eating that Like oh that's

(09:21):
like like she was slaying you know, so eating it
or ate eating it. You ate it last night? Wow,
Eric in that outfit you were eating it. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Speaking of eating it, what do I have a story
for you all.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Right after my random news don't forget you have that
in the squirrel story, which I don't know if I
want to hear.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Look, maxing looks maxing, which is attempting to maximize the
attractiveness of one's physical appearance.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well, maxing can be applied to a lot of things too,
looks maxing. There's a pheromone maxing that's applied to like
the guys that don't leave their basement. They you know,
their mom's basement. They's played video games. Yeah, and like
the joke excuses, Oh, they're they're cultivating their pheromones or something.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Raw dogging, yeah, every Monday, undertaking an activity without preparation,
support or equipment. You raw dog this podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I do well.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Sometimes it also means with sometimes it's also using the
context of with no ulterior distract distraction. So there was
a trend going around of people getting on long flights
and just staring at the flight tracker on the screen
for like six straight hours, like not doing anything, no entertainment,
and they called it raw dogging a flight.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
That seems just horrific and boring.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
It just yeah, it just now it's just a catch
all term for anything that's.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Like like raw dogging pills, raw dogging like your your
vitamins without taking water with it.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Would you wouldn't say raw dogging pills, but you could
be like like I'm gonna raw dog this.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm gonna raw dog these vitamins.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Anyway, anti tourism opposition or too when action against large
scale tourism. There's a documentary about this. It's about tourism gatekeeping.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, if you like, if you like popular on TikTok,
if you see like someone you know, they show a
cool spot and like, oh, where is this and they
won't tell you.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I like that. After watching this documentary, it's like, some
of these really beautiful places don't have the infrastructure for
all the tourists that are.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Coming because they shouldn't show them.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I know, I can't go there, don't show me.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
De lulu romanticy I is that a fantasy romance a
literary genre combining romantic fiction with fantasy.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, it shouldn't be romancy. It should be smut to
see because those books aren't romance.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
They're smut.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I've never read one of those backs.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
They're pretty I haven't either, but I've heard they're pretty intense.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Are they like fifty Stages of Gray.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Something like that.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
They're pretty graand but they're the ones.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
With you know, like where Fabio used to be on
the all those those kind of books. Oh my gosh.
Super majority that was made the list to a large
majority in a legislative assembly that enables the government to
pass laws without effective scrutiny yep. And then yapping talking
at length, especially with about inconsequential matters. Yapping.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Okay, is that what you think I do all day?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah? Yes, inconsequential matters?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well, no, yes, I do you do?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay? If you could go well, this doesn't apply to you, Brian,
but it applies to you because you haven't been alive
that long.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh excuse you, a quarter of a century.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Well, this is what decade are we most nostalgic for?
What decade are you most nostalgic for? Like? Which one
do you would you like gladly go back to if
you could?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
The eighties?

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think I would too.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Well, they did a poll and the nineties came in
at number one.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
What no one's nostalgic for the nineties, They.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Said, they looked at nineties top music, nineties movies in
the nineties, TV shows in the nineties, video games from
the nineties, nineties, fashion, sports, toys, all those things.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
With that at number one, did they ask people what
they were most nostalgic for? Did they decide?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
They asked, They pulled people, which which decade are you
most nostalgic for?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Eighties had the best movies?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Now and off team right now, I'm looking at something
I know right now, I know, right, I know.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
The eighties came in at number two. I loved the eighties.
It was fun. I was, you know, my high school
in junior high that.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Was wild in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
The two thousands. I liked the two thousands too, because
that was the year that Charlie was the two thousands
because you were a baby, well I was born then.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
But like, even just looking back at like the cultural
shift and vibe of the early two thousands was a
rough one, as like modern technology moved in and we
were trying to figure out how they make it fashionable.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
It was bad.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
The seventies came in at number four.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Music.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
It would be fun to be in I think I
was little when in the seventies, but it would be
fun to be in my twenties. In the seventies, you
are going down. Oh shut it, are you gonna show
me what it is? No chicken? And then the sixties
came in afters the cool car sixties be cool like

(14:28):
the summer of Love and domestic abuse.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh in the sixties. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh, you know what I always think about when I
think about like the sixties or the fifties, I always
think about, like, it would be so hard to have
your period back then because of the.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Tag's just go back earlier.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
No, but I mean then you had my grandmother actually
had rags. That's where the I'm all the rag came home. God,
they'd have to wash them and like fold them up
and make them into this thing and wear a belt,
and it's the whole thing that is That's what freaks
me out about going back in time.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Sixties to me is just like the quintessential, like era
of the nuclear family. Yes, it's like the most like.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, okay, is there something that's really simple that you
are just horrible at?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yes? What folding bed sheets?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Okay? Yes, same. I don't care. I could watch ten
YouTube videos. I could read instructions from here until I die.
I cannot fold a fitted sheet to save my life.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Is there a way to?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yes, there's like there are people that can fold them perfectly.
I try just kind of just do the roll.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
What about wrapping gifts?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I'm actually I'm okay. I'm here.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Did your mom ever teach you how? And you still
can't do it? I'm okay at it.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I have a redneck friend who is shockingly good at it,
like the type, but was really good at it.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
What about whistling? Can you guys whistle?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
You can't whistle?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, do it on the mic, that's go.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
See you guys can't whistle barely?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I really wish I could do that. Oh yeah, oh
that's so cool. How about parallel parking?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I'm great at parallel parking.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Same, I'm hit and miss sometimes. I think sometimes, oh
crazy the curve completely at the curve making heart boiled leggs.
I don't I have to like just gently drop it
in with a big fat spoon. I still crack the bottle.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Hate eggs, so not a problem.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
What about eating with chopsticks. Can you do that?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah? Pretty good. Shuffling cards yeah, actually, oh I brought
my tarot cards.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Okay, that's how we're gonna end the show. We're each
gonna ooh. This is exciting. This will be a four
shadowing of our weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh and I have a great new app for you.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, wait, and I have a movie. Dude, let me
get through this. Let me get through this, Let me
get through this. Okay. One final thing, what common tradition
or holiday will not exist in twenty five years? Here
are some things.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
God, I hope it's Halloween class reunions. Oh, thank god,
thank god.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Even when you're twenty eight, you don't want to go.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
See I'm not going to them.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Oh, I don't care. I don't talk to anyone from
high school anymore. I'm only six years out of that.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Bobbing for apples at Halloween, Like, who even does that? Now?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah? That was extinct twenty five years.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I no trigger treating in your neighborhood now that soon
there will be like designated spots because it'll be too
dangerous or what.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Neighborhoods just aren't made for it anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah. Gender reveal parties.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
God, I hope not.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Because there have been dangerous things that have happened where
there's some of those, like things that go off, the
fireworks that are like pink or blue like they've caused fires.
One even caused a death.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I think it was a massive fire. I think those
will still exist, they just won't be as dangerous, they won't.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Be as annoying. Yeah, Christmas cards, I could see that.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I probably will never do that.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I didn't do it last year. I did the year before.
You do Christmas cards I do. It's really tedious if
you don't put.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
A picture of yourself on it though I don't get
the point.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Or if you get a car, or if you just
sign the card love Laura Kane, like and it doesn't
have a picture and it's just like a Christmas card.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Okay, it's your family, that makes sense. But if it's not, then.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Otherwise you have to write something's personal and every single
one it takes. That's a lot of work. Black Friday
is not going to exist because it's so stupidday. So wait,
it's like Thanksgiving evening, it's the day after Friday, it's
Cyber Monday. It's like, who even cares about Friday.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Though, helps move inventory. I love Black Friday.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well okay, well they say twenty five years and you're
going to be your rounds and then beauty pageants for
obvious reasons, probably won't be around, all right, So let's
go with the app. What's the app?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
The app?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Is Eric talking about an app? This is strangely exciting.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yes, I heard about it today. It's called co Star okay,
and it tells you all about your your sign.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh like you're like, like, I'm a Gemini and you're
a Capricorn.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
I'm doing this?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Oh no please?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
So it tells you everything is do you have to
put in your actual birthday? And it gives you is
it like a star thing, like like a like a
numerology kind of thing sort of two? So what does
it say about you?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
It's because it's a day and no, it's pretty accurate.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Like, is you have to pay for it?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, it's a free app, but then you can pay
for extra stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh okay, so what was accurate about it?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
It said that I'm fiercely loyal to my friends. Yes,
I do not like getting involved in messy situations.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
No, you know, this is such a random segment from
was reviewing, and.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
I know one of my coworkers was telling me about
it today, so we got yeah, so it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Cool, okay, and it's called co Star co hyphen Star.
I watched a movie that you talked about during your
double D a couple of weeks ago, and man, was
it the goorious crazy thing I've ever seen. I didn't
even watch it to the end. I couldn't really the substance,

(20:56):
Oh yeah, wait, yes that star. No, it's Demi who
takes this thing, the substance, and she turns back into
a younger version of herself, which is the young Chick,
and then they're supposed to change back into She's supposed
to change back into her current self every seven days.

(21:19):
But then of course something happens where they get into
like you know it but it is so incredibly gory
and vicious you wouldn't think it would be. But wow,
and the end what happens to Demi is great.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh I know, well it was her Halloween.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Costume, the old like scary looking Demi. Because yeah, I'm
not going to give away the movie, but you I
don't know. I forgot what I bought. I didn't buy
but I got a free week of something that I
have to cancel so I could watch it because it
was really interesting when you were talking about it. Whoa.

(21:56):
I mean there's like a one where one of them
is beating the other one up and it is just
so gory. I couldn't even believe it. And then how
she appears through her backs up.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, well, I've got a movie real quick, all right?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
What.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
I actually watched the second newest Scream movie for Halloween, Oh,
Scream six, which came out in twenty twenty two, and
I had never seen a single one of the screen
movies aside from the original, which is a masterpiece, and
it was shockingly good.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, it was good. I watched it over Halloween too.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Oh yeah, it was actually really good.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Who isn't it anybody? Or is it just like the
story is good?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Or yeah? Jenna Ortega here a lot of them. Oh
what's her name? The original cast to be I can't
remember her name now, Oh my god. And then the
one chick from Friends, yeah, Courney Cox.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Wow. Okay, wait, I've never watched Scream any of the
screens and it's good. But why what's just premise? What
is the premise? Serial killer who Sarah calls.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
And yeah, but there where's the map connected In.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
A way, it's it's a particular friend group that's being targeted.
So the real question is it has to be someone
in the friend group who's doing the killing.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Nev Campbell, nep Campbell, Oh, Nev Campbell.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
They all have alibis awes. You should just watch it. Yeah,
it also has a fantastic twist in it.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Can I watch the twenty twenty two one? First?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Oh? No, you have to appreciate it because they all
follow the same form. All right, first one is the
best one.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Anyways, Now, what's up with this squirrel that you were
talking about?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Oh? So it's so sad?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well do we want to talk about it?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well? Yeah, because what happened was really awful. So this
guy and his wife, Okay, they run an animal sanctuary
in New York and they had a little squirrel and
his name was Peanut as a pet. As a pet,
he became a sensation on social media. He was a

(23:58):
little gray square that they found and they've raised him
and he is like a member of the family. He
is the cutest thing you've ever seen. And if you
go to like Instagram, I think it's peanut underscore, the
underscore squirrel. And they had horses that they rescued. They
had this little squirrel that they've had for seven years.

(24:22):
And then they had a raccoon that they had rescued.
Someone called animal control, and animal control came and literally
raided their home. They made them wait outside. They took
the squirrel and the raccoon and euthanized them. Oh yeah,

(24:43):
and so all hell is breaking loose, like like they
don't know if it was a neighbor or somebody that
in their social media. Yeah, yeah, this.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Is it because it's against the law to have these animals.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
They run an animal sanctuary. So were they where they
save these animals?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
So I don't know the whole if their actual home
is that's against the law regnize it. Oh my god,
that's that is really really sad. All right now, Brian,
now can we is it time to end? Can we end?
Or should I do the game? Because I want to

(25:29):
do this tarot card thing because this is really important.
I want to spend some time on it.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
He has already shuffle them to see the game.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, okay, I'll do it, world quick shove.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
The tarot cards are going to take that.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, Agree or disagree is the game, and I'm just
going to read you a statement and you tell me
if you agree or disagree and why. Okay, social media
does more harm than good. Yes, you agree.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I think it depends on the age.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
So the user younger people it does more harm.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, cats make better pets than dogs. Yes, agree to disagree, disagree.
Coffee is better than tea. True, I agree. Pumpkin spice
is overrated. Agree.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Agree.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Reality TV is a waste of time. Agree, disagree.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
No, wait, you can like it, but you still have
to admit it's a waste of time.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
It is, but it is also for me therapeutic when
I want to shut my brain off and I want
to just my brain to be mushed. I love me
some ninety day fiance, and I love me some love
is blind.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
You either do cognitive behavioral or you can just watch
some ninety exactly.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I want my brain just to put it, just put
it on pause for five seconds.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Speaking of ninety day fiance, I saw Camerley the other night.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh you saw?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh yeah, that about I had to tell you about
what happened after I ate.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I feel like I can already tell where this was going.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
At that night?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
You had an explosion.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
He had, well, no, he had an event. He was
looked you look very hands and because he facetied me
from the event because it was at a casino, so
it was like, oh, look where are I'm at? Like
why are you there? And so he was you were
It was an award ceremony or something.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Okay, I was nominated for an award, and so I wait,
what which award it was? Well, the position that I'm in,
it was in the California like the best of the best.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
So did you win?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I did not?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh bummer.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I won it in the past a couple of times,
but I didn't win this year.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay. So they had food there, they.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Did, and what did you eat? Horribly allergic to nuts?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
And I noticed that the way we're sitting, some solids
had walnuts on the top. The one next to it didn't,
then the one that so I thought oh. So I
sat and had the salad and all of a sudden,
dinner rolls around and I'm like, God, I'm not feeling good,
like how so Like I just started to feel like itchy,

(28:18):
and I felt like my throat was closing up. And
I started getting a headache, and I thought, uh oh,
So I find out that there were walnuts on the salad,
but mine were underneath ooh, And I didn't taste them,
but I didn't finish the salad. I wound up moving

(28:39):
to another table.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Are you so sensitive that if the walnuts even like
combined with the dressing in any way, that you still
get that?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I have to ingest a lot of it. So then
when the meal came, there were no it was just
one that you didn't have any choices, okay, And it
happened to be chicken, and I'll eat. I don't eat
red meat, but I eat chicken. And all of a sudden,
I eat the chicken and I'm getting worse and worse

(29:07):
and worse. And I'm like, oh my god, So.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Do you have an EpiPen?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
No? I did not. I take a it in a
pill form, okay.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
And can I carry it with you?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
No, which was a huge problem. So then they were
kind of finishing up the awards and they brought dessert
and I tasted the dessert and I was like, oh
my god, this is awful. Was coconut and I hate, oh,
absolutely hate coconut. All of us at the table were like, ough.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
What you know, chocolate please come on? Yeh.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I was like coconut, So I didn't eat it, and
all of a sudden, I was like I gotta go. Literally,
I was like, I gotta go. So I got home
and you know how you're driving out and it's dark
and you're going around there. So I'm on that road
where it's one lane in and one lane out and

(30:01):
you're going around that mountain, and I was like, I
wound up having a really hard time breathing, and so
I was like, I got to pull over. So I
pulled over. I got some water, you know. I pulled

(30:23):
into a market and got some water. Called a friend
of mine and I was like, hey, I'm not feeling good.
So I got home, took my medication, completely passed out
and woke up at My friend came over and stayed

(30:45):
and I woke up at about two o'clock in the morning,
and I was like I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Breathe still after the medication because.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
I only had one pill left. So I was like, oh,
should I hope this works? So I was like I
need to go to urgent care. None of the urgent
cares were open. So it was like and I was like,
I don't want to go to the emergency room the
day after Halloween, which was a Friday, And I'm like, no,

(31:17):
I will never get out of there. So my friend
happened to have an inhaler. Okay, yes it worked because
he had had bronchitis. So he was like, hey, I
haven't just try it. Yeah, I inhaler and it had
an antibiotic in it and it worked.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Oh good.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
So I was like, thank god, but like I didn't
sleep the whole night day.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
It was crazy to you.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Oh it's been years. But they sent like a survey like, hey,
what could we have done better? And I'm all every
I was like, everything was great. You should probably tell
people that they're nuts in the food because the chicken
had a walnut paste on it. Oh no, which made
it even worse.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, you could die from that.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah. So I was like, in the future, you might
want to tell people that, yeah, because I found out
later that the chicken had a walnut.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Walnut paste and walnuts in the thing.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Do you In fact, though, the emergency rooms on Halloween
are actually usually pretty empty, shocking are they? According to
my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Because I was like, oh, Wow, I will be there.
I'll never get out.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, people are too obsessed with selfies.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Agree an now, yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Cold pizza is better than hot pizza. Disagree hot pizza.
That sounds really good right now, doesn't it. Oh my gosh.
Homework is unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Agree, m.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I disagree. I think it made them my kids really strong.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I think projects you have to research independently for better than.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yes than repetitive every days.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
It's math.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
You should be friends with your ex.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Maybe depends, it depends, it depends.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I agree board games are better than video games. No,
I agree, just because we're older.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Let me tell you two things are well. Ones's unpopular,
ones not. Video games are better and violent video games
are objectively more fine.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Oh my god. There's a great documentary that I watched
on Netflix. It's called The The Wonderful Life of Eberlin.
It's this boy who has this disability that he eventually
dies from, and he is a big video game player
because that's one of the only things he could do,
and what his parents. He gave his parents his password

(34:01):
before he passed, and they went in and they recreated
his entire life of World of Warcraft. He had, he
had his own character, he had relationships, he had friends,
he had like this whole other life, and they animators
recreated the whole thing. It's beautiful, it's really cool. Maybe

(34:26):
it's really really, really neat. And I was like, I
told Charlie about it because I know he loved that
game when he was growing up.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
World of Warcraft.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
My son is a major nerd. He's the most handsome
nerd you've ever seenous one. I mean, he's he went deep. Hey,
you know what he's into now, Charlie Kane will walk
into one of those gaming stores and play a tournament
of magic, those magic card things. Charlie what.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I had a friend who did that, and they're.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh, there's they're they're not mess around. This is no joke.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
It's it's complex.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
It is very complex.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Okay, last one and then we'll move on the cards.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Right. Marriage is overrated?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Disagree?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I don't know how to answer this.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I don't either.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Okay, if you could be married to the love of
your life right now, would you?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yes? I would. It really changes things when you're with
somebody and then you marry them. It's like it's a
whole different feeling, and it's a great feeling. Until it's
not great. I know, until it's not great. Okay, So
bring your bring your little mic up here and come up.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I'm gonna pass them off to you. There's no three places.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Tell me to do.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
I can't bring the mic all the way out here.
It's all a tangled gonna hand these off to you, guys.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Okay, okay, okay, So but I'm gonna I'm gonna put
some good jusu on it. Oh maybe we should get Abigail.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Oh god, no, Abigail can suck it.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Oh stop it. She here's everything. Okay. First of all,
these are the really cool the writer Weight deck.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
They are pre owned too. I got them at a
record store.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Ooh neat okay, so you already shuffled them. Yeah, now
this is I remember our resident psychic Natalie Vale. She
would say, well, she'd hold them in her hand and
she's like, please, Powers that be only give us the

(36:47):
most divine energies and the most positive experience that we
can achieve through these cards. Please talk to it and
tell us what our weekend holds, or the next week.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Or the year. The amen.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Amen. No, I don't know what we're preaying to right now.
We're praying to the higher power.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Which is not God.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Okay, no, I believe in God. Okay, Now, who wants
to go first? You know, you know the deal. You
have to run your hand, close your eyes, run your
hand over it, and whatever feel like. If you feel something,
pick that card. You go first. This is your future,
Eric Rimmer. Close your eyes and slowly pass them. Feel

(37:41):
a little pulled.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Oh oh boy, no, not that one.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
No, okay, flip it. Okay, he got the swords upside down?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
How many?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Three swords and a heart? The three of swords in
a heart upside down, So it looks like this, okay.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
You are beginning to heal from pain, depression, and hurt.
It can also indicate that you are moving toward a
more positive outlook and are letting go of the past.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, baby.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
There we go. That is true.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Mm hmm. Come on up there you go.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Okay, all right, I'll go, okay, here we go. Ooh
right here. Immediately flip it over upside down swords, a sword,
another sword? But there, how many are there? Ten? The
ten of swords upside down, and it's like and they're

(38:45):
in a man, they're like killing somebody.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It can indicate a difficult situation that will persist for
a long time. However, can also suggest that it is
possible to rise above the situation and create major changes
in life. The card also advised the subject to avoid
despairing during difficult times, as doing so could ruin future
prospects for success.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I don't like that one. I want to pick it
for one. Oh man, No, I want something happy.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I picked that one.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
This one yep.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Wow, See it must be real because you instantly knew.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yours is right side up. It's the two of swords. Wow,
and she's she's blindfolded.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
There's a lot of sword fighting.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
We all got swords, and she has them crossed across
her heart sort of.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Two of swords can represent a difficult decision, a stalemate,
or a crossroads. It can also indicate a need to
rely on intuition and deeper thoughts and feelings rather than
immediate stimuli.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Does that mean anything to you, Noe's just a random
ass card. They're cool though. At least we didn't get
the devil in Definitely we did with I know, well,
it's just kind of you. What did you get? I
forgot what you got? You got something with Natalie happenstance
or something.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Somebody's like the artwork.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
I know they're really cool.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Actually there is. I did watch a cool mini documentary
on the the the story that the art tells. It's
supposed to convey this journey in each each successive major
Arconic card kind of is the next step in the journey.
It's a bunch of bull, but it's cool.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
It was it was something you read or you said
it was document I'd be totally into that. It'll be
my next YouTube search.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Just look up Yeah, tarot card or something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Okay, So next week we're gonna start talking about our
big contests that you guys are gonna participate in. I
don't care what you Which is this, Well, we have two,
but we have the TMU Horrible Christmas Gifts Contest coming up,
but that's not to December obviously, but we need to
start picking things now. Which we the stand up comedy contest.

(41:03):
We each have to do a set and whoever's the
worst loses and has to do open mic night. No, no,
you know it's going to be me who loses. Why
you're so worried about if.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
You lose, you can do it. But if I lose,
I'll do something different.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Early one night or.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Next week, we have Georgianne Irvine from the San Diego
Zoo on the show. She's been with the Zoo four
ever heard. She writes books about the animals who've been
born there and have lived their lives there, and she's
so interesting. And then coming up on Thanksgiving week, we
have Claya from Dolphe's Club. She has opened up one

(41:44):
or maybe two or I think she's an scrow for
two more sober living homes for women in recovery. And
she is the coolest chick ever. So we she's a
designer too. So we have a lot coming up on
our future shows. Even though my stupid tearo cards that
a difficult time for me sucks for you.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
You're the one that wants to believe in this stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I do, I do, I do. I mean not tonight,
I don't okay with that. Thank you for listening and
watching and love your podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Love your podcast.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I'm actually not gonna close out real quick. I'm gonna
do the whole up.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Hold.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I just want to point out maybe your difficult path
is because of Abigail.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Maybe that is Oh maybe look at her.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
She's looking at me like, oh, yeah, it's me because
her and she doesn't.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Her hair was so nice when I first got her.
You ruined it, probably.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
But then she's only she's been sitting over on my
desk for like.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
She doesn't like that.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
She likes being in the center of attention. I think, great,
so this is where she'll stay for me. Like the
creaking sounds from I have not I have not heard that.
But again, Antonio heard his name twice and a woman's voice,
and it woke him up her anyway. I love you,
my sweet babies. Bye god as bye mmahm
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