January 30, 2025 • 48 mins
We have loads of Rando News to share including what you can expect at a wedding this year, the new "no slutty clothing" policy an airline just announced, a man who turned orange after following a popular diet, the world's grossest foods, and the luckiest days of 2025.
We bust out a bunch of new captivating questions in a round of The Question Game. Examples..." Is there something you need to let out? If so, let it out." and "What conspiracy theory do you buy into?" This game always leads to funny, revealing stories and this episode is no exception.
Next week we have Emily Griffiths on set. She's on The Show on Rock 105.3. She's also one of our best friends. We are going to have such a blast. Hope you join in the fun. See you next week.
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We bust out a bunch of new captivating questions in a round of The Question Game. Examples..." Is there something you need to let out? If so, let it out." and "What conspiracy theory do you buy into?" This game always leads to funny, revealing stories and this episode is no exception.
Next week we have Emily Griffiths on set. She's on The Show on Rock 105.3. She's also one of our best friends. We are going to have such a blast. Hope you join in the fun. See you next week.
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Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.
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Hello and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you
for joining us. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I have Laura Kane.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, I do have a co host. His name is
Eric Grimmer. However, when I was sitting here before and
we have Brian, I produced to Brian, and Brian was
ready to go as usual, probably like ready to go,
like probably thirty twenty minutes ago. But that's beside the point.
I'm here stressing about, Like, okay, well we'll talk about this,
(01:30):
we'll talk about that. I glance over at Eric. He's
looking at his phone, not at text messages, not at
not researching something to talk about on the show, not
looking at current events, shopping.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
On timu, why are you shopping on?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And I saw because a really thin thong ish underwear
that you were scrolling past.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's well, yes, scrolling past.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, he's on the dark web.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm actually looking for something to get you.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
For what reason?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh, you'll see.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I think we might need to retire the team.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, I mean I don't as long as we have
a contest. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see.
But wait, why is the reason? Can you tell me, like,
what sparked your desire to find me something on this website?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
There's always desire to find something for you on this website. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Anyways, some of his surprises are shit, Yeah, leave me
wanting more. Okay, we're gonna start off with a story
about the luckiest days of the year twenty twenty five,
and I remark these down, No, these are like from
I don't know if they're from scientists or experts.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Blah blah, what if scientist studies?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Luck?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Laura hasn't said anything about my shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's an astrologer.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It's good. Wait wait can we with that on astrologer?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wait? Wait wait wait, hold on, let's talk about the
shirt and find it out and find it out, fuck
it around and find us found.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Mood four seven fourth.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
By the way, did you know that wood snake? This
is the year the wood Snake? It officially started Wednesday,
the lunar new year wood snake. Wood is significant of wind,
snake is significant of fire? What have we just had?
It hasn't actually, I mean it was a little bit as.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
A band called Earth Wind and Fire the year of.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Do you remember?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Guess what's September is going to be a lucky year.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Do you know what you are?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Animal skeptic?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're a monkey like me?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I know we're monkeys.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You know what monkeys? Natalie told me Nelly Vale or
psychic that we love so much. She told me that
monkeys are extremely intelligent and very witty and clever.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Compared to everything else. Yes, shocking. Did you just find
this out?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You know what you are?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I don't. I'm a skeptic.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
What year were you born? Oh, two fifty, two thousand
or two thousand and one.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Nineteen fifty six, two thousand and one? What do you
take me for a child was born two thousand?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh? God?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Now what everything? Everyone born after two thousand, though, is.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Very small.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In the chiny In chiny okay, hold on in, okay,
hold on. It takes me I feel like Eric right
now in Chinese zodiac. Okay you oh, we just had
your year? Did you have a big year last year?
Because you are a dragon? You are a dragon. Great
people born in the year of the Dragon.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Let's see, no different than anyone else.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
The personality charismatic, charismic. No, you're not intelligence.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I think he's charismatic. I have the chrism of a
black hole.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I love black holes.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Powerful?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Are you weird? Are talking about different things?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Listen to how oft this is what people under the
sign of the Dragon are. Lively no dead fish, intellectual yes, sure,
energetic no, not necessarily fish and excitable not not even
closed stone.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Again, and you want me to and you're trying to
convince me of you know, I'm sorry, what did you say?
What type of scientists? Astrologists?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They are often can be leaders and try to go
for perfection.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Sure. Everyone likes to believe that about themselves.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Though, so when they meet with difficulties, they are not discouraged.
They are magnanimous, romantic, and sensitive about their reputation.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Sure, common description that people like to believe about themselves.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
They usually have great ambition and an ingenious personality. They
hate hypocrisy, gossip and slander.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You know, the only thing worse than the worst thing
about Bill Cosby was the hypocrisy.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So what's the normal track on your phone?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh? Yeah, I thought it was a hair Oh no,
I got cracks on my phone. Weaknesses. They are a
little arrogant and impatient, and they can be intolerant.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'm not impatient.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, I don't think Brent's I'm really intolerant either.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
There is a lot there's no lack of romance in
your okay, but they seldom give true love. Okay, anyway,
so you're a dragon.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
There you go, And what does that mean? Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
We literally just found out.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, So here are the luckiest days of twenty twenty five.
Get out your little paper calendar, Eric Rimmer, that you
carry with you, the only man on the universe that
has a paper calendar. Still, nothing will happen on these days,
but and mark them down.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, I'll remember it up here.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
A publication called The Daily Express says, famed astrologer.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
This sounds like this, sounds like a reputable sword.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Wait, what's a famed.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Astrologer in a ball Hongaman?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh I have heard of him?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh my gosh, wow, so famous.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Recently shared the Lucky Stays of twenty twenty five. He says,
February twenty eighth is perfect for weddings.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
While May twelfth is ideal for purchasing a home.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Real quick, real quick, February is not an ideal month
for weddings. A it rains, be its cold.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
My wedding anniversary if I was still married.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm sorry, did you just qualify what you're about to
say with the fact that it was unlucky? Well?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, get this. It was February twenty seventh, and the
only reason we chose it was because when we got
engaged on at Christmas party when we were drunk at
his work back in the day. We said, well, we
don't want to get married. We knew we wanted to elope,
but we're like, we don't want to get married on
like Valentine's Day like everybody else, you know, let's do
(08:11):
something else. So he goes, why don't we do the
first day that it pours down rain? Well, wouldn't you
know that was a drought month, that was a drought year,
and so the first day that it rained was February
twenty So.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You chose an unlucky day to get married on.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
No, rain is lucky off her weddings.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Usually it ruins weddings.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's supposed to be lucky. But I think people say
that because they're so because they don't want to, Well,
rain is lucky on a wedding, because they don't want
to be sad that are rained on their wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
If I was going to get married and it rained
on my wedding day, I would postpone it.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
No, you can't post pone a wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I would all that money you would not get back.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
How much how much do you think that cost to
postpone a wedding?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No, who knows? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Will you ever get married?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, I don't know. I don't think.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I don't think you should because you're such a bad
ass bad I feel like it would ruin your your
weird charisma if you got.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Pretend that you found the one and you do want
to get married. Do you have a wedding?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Do it on the down low deal?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
No, he would do like a weird watch party of
some weird movies and be like, by the way, this
is our wedding.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, probably like Romey and Michelle's high school read. I'd
be like, guess what you should find out?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Like a movie theater. That could be fun.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh, oh, that'd be fun. Yeah, it would be cool.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would be cool, and I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
And then I would show Bridesmaids because that would be yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Or like home videos do you have any of when
you were little?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Why would you show that at your wedding?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I don't know. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I wanted to put somebody.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I have done exciting.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You are not going to be my wedding coordinator.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, I'm going to be your one of your best
men or women?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right, you have my best women?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What I'm one of like five?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
But I'm not going to call my best women. I'm
going to call him my angels. Oh, I was gonna says,
and it's going to be Eric, and it's going to
be you and Marline Karen.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh, Eric's angels.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Wasn't there somebody creeping up on Eric's Oh that's Nancy Nancy.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yes, Nancy's creeping up.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Great, Eric's angel sounds like lingerie models, I know.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Are we going to be in lauingerie probably?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, yeah, Marvel will love that. Welcome to By.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
June twenty fourth is the luckiest day of the year
for buying a lottery ticket. Okay, great, you should ask
your crush out on August fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh, a lot of dates to remember.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
The luckiest day to go for a job interview is September.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Don't twenty first, Jesus, today is not I'm calling human resources.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That's me. What do you want?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I'm tired my coworkers, my coworkers, my boss is beating me.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Like, if you're yawning and not interested in the podcast,
then guess what nobody else is who's listening to you? Better?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Perchase was gonna tell me to go home my mom. Okay,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Laura, what you just said.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's a tip for you and not for The luckiest
day to ask for a promotion is December fifteenth. Oh
my god, you guys suck all right now, listen, what
last Monday, not this last Monday, but the Monday before
was the most oppressing day of the year, according to well,
of course it was.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
According to science, the most depressing day of the year
is the winter solstice when there's like no sun.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Monday. The previous Monday was blue Monday, which is supposedly
the most depressing day of the year. Okay too, well,
let me read the story.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
This is according to the New and Well n L
Times and L Times. I don't know. It's a it's
a publication okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That none of us have ever heard of me along.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay, Oh Netherlands, it's a story out of the Netherlands, okay, okay.
And response. I wonder if you guys could do this,
because I don't know if I could. A positivity campaign
was launched in the Netherlands to not complain for thirty days.
They're calling it a campaign, it's more like a challenge,
(12:14):
especially since there's a good chance we've already failed since
the last Monday.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I know I've complained about you since then.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I'm oh, you failed because you've complained about me?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
True, Oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Behind your back. Oh, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Great, I'm a I'm a frickin delight because I haven't
complained about anybody.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I can plain about Laura buying back all the time.
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm sure you do.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Oh, I don't get over yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh my god, not.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
That special to me for me to be complaining about
your back.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well see how he has to do that. See what
he has to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm staying out of this phrase.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
His phase is startned to get rid.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Okay, you're great, don't you?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
My god. I just puked in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
A little bit. I love Brian, he's the best.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Whatever, but buddies, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I wouldn't go that far. Whatever, that'd be a great
T shirt. I'm going to get one.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Do you think you could do that? Do you think
you go?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No? Way, No, I would try to.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well, I mean just to be a positive, more grateful person.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, who wants to be that?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Do you think you could go thirty days? Without complaining
about anything.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Because complaining is useful. That's how you initiate change.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What if you just wanted to just chill out for
a month and not change anything.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay, let me but you know what I'm I'm not
accepting that. Oh are you complaining about my attitude right now?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Already what a negative Nancy. Wow, I should complain about you.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Okay. Moving on Spirit Airlines is classing things up a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, they just announced you're not allowed to smoke on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
No, you cannot wear see through clothing anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well, I guess I'm not flying Spirit anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It could get you kicked off your next flights.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Youd be my plastic seat through pants I can't wear anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Sheer crop top exactly, that's them, sheer tops without a bra.
Who's wearing that on an airplane?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I've never seen airline passengers.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Laura does leave your plastic pants at home?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh, Matt, I don't kind of never seen those.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I've never flown Spirit, so I don't know what kind
of patriots.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
You have to peddle the plane on Spirit.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Don't even think about wearing a fishnet body suit.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, you used to have one.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I know, I did. I think I might still, you know,
pull that thing out with a hole in the cross.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh yeah, pull that thing out. Let's hey wear that
with a pair of sea through shorts. See how you left.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
A ban from Spirit Airlines? Who I get banned from?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I wonder if these are people who are going to.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Like you know they you know they a Spirit Airlines
passengers out of it like a slingshot and just cross
their fingers that they get to the destination.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
A bird flaps really hard.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
They have updated their airlines to ban things seen as
lude obscene or offensive in nature.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Well, they're offensive so anything.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
If your pants don't cover your private parts or your butt,
you're gonna be kicked off the flat. Okay, they're trying
to class things.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I guess we're not flying on that.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That's bad news for my next trip.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Have you heard about the carnivore diet? Okay, this is
where you eat only meat?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Gross?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What cheese and sticks of butter?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh god, that is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
You know, It's not like you can only eat meat
and then a stick of butter. Vomit, just thinking you
can only cook with those things.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
No, there was a show I was watching a reality
show where these people, this man and this woman who
were like super sexy and hot, were eating sticks of butter.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I a discussative of the figure.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Well, let me tell you something. Let's file this under
you are what you eat? Because a man in Florida,
of course, Florida, of course, landed himself in a medical
journal journal after his hands, his feet, his elbows, and
under his eyes turned the color orange because of all
because of this carnivore diet.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Wait are they telling you about trump the butter?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I know that that's a weird or that orangeated that's not.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Actually I mean, that's all he eats.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
God, so it's something called zanthuasma uasma.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Well, I hope he catches it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
This guy said he feels great, he lost weight, but
is cholesterol skyrocketed into a thousand?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's probably the sticks of butter meat cheese.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Actually like the just the carnivor aspect. The meat's actually
like simple, do that and it actually works pretty well
for them. But the butter is not good for you.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I love cheese, but the gross I want.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Cheese right now.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Okay, move on, Laura.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And I want beef right now?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
How about stick of butter.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
No, I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Okay, well wait wait, so what you want is a cheeseburger.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I want you know what Biria is?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah, Berria is great.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It much I live. I want Beerria. I want keesa
beeria tacos.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Baberia tacos are really is that beef?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, but it's it's the it's the way that it's
the sauce on Tomas the broth.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah. Today is Happy Crapper's Day.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh god, that's my You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It's a British holiday dedicated to a plumber from the
eighteen hundred to who was named Thomas Crapper.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Eric is not a happy crapper. He is a traumatic crapper.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh no, I'm always happy when I crap.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
The story says you should not sit on the toilet
longer than ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
To sit that long, well, don't guys do that?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Like if my phone's with me, I might Hell No,
I want to be on and off.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
See I'm I'm a quick pooper.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't get out, I get off.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't sit there in lolligag right at all. But
that sounded horrible.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It did sound terrible.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But you want to hear terrible. Listen to these foods.
These are the top ten grossest foods that actually existed.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
People eat, Oh god, it is gonna make me puke.
Here are blood sausages on there.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Blood pancakes are what pancakes made with onions, spices and
reindeer blood. Sweeden and Finland. They're super popular.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Disgusting.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Maybe it's good blood pult? Is this all blood stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Or no blood? Blood pult? This is only with one?
Oh god, that's dumplings with reindeer blood. Yes, Sweden and Finlandigan.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Gross kalsk roves.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
A calzone stuff with French fries and full hamburgers, including
the bun okay in Sweden. That's not terrible as disgusting
speed just half a sheep's head.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh boiled disgusting.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
And served with mashed potato.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Iceland you can find Jesus deep fried silkworms season with
salt and pepper. In Thailand you can find those on
the street. Oh chopo leilei Chilean bread made with potatoes
and flour. What's weird about that? Jellied eels eugh In England,
(19:52):
they're described as unique and unpleasant at the same time.
A ramen burger.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Ooh, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Have you had beerria ramen? Oh my god, you'd love it? Flavored?
This is buns that are made from fried rawmen noodles.
What's wrong with that? Sour curry made with fish and trails?
Oh godsgusting, boiled arted choke, cut up and added at lemon,
(20:24):
added mustard, garlic, and dill. That doesn't sound too bad.
That's increased. I used to love them when I was little,
and now not so much.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
And you know, pegas was on there.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No, how do you guys feel about tuna casserole?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I don't like. I don't like me.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, I love that we're all three, and.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I actually love tuna tarragon though.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
What about tuna salad?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I just like and I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And I hate eggs too.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Pasta chocolate covered bacon? Would you do that?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, I mean sure, I don't want it anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, Now pretend I meet a guy and, oh my god,
whorldwind romance, We're gonna get married.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I don't support this. No.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Here are the top Here are the top wedding trends
of twenty twenty five and this is obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh god, I can't.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
A wedding content creator. So not only do you hire
a photographer.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I know someone who does this.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh no, shut up.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, you hire a videographer and you hire this content
creator who captures your wedding live as it's happening and
hosts it and then it's reels out of it.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
So when I went to high school, does that is
she making a good living? I suspect not. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Film style photography using old school cameras.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, small wedding parties, just a few bridesmaids and grooms,
not like twenty Yeah, I agree with them.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Wait, what's this list?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
This is the top wedding trends of twenty twelve.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Mismatched bridesmaid dresses. I like that.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, that's not bad. Multiple wedding dresses, no dumb.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
You get married to one, you change into a more
comfortable one for the receptions.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Oh oh okay, Actually that's fine, but you don't like
the second One's not expensive, it's like cheap.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
What do you think about this one? Last dances? You
know how you start with the first dance, the wet
the couple. You know, they are introduced lap and dances
last dance.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh you had me at lap dance.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You end out the night with a similar dance just
the two of you, and then everybody goes home.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
No, here's here's my ideal wedding. And the most fun
weddings I've been to look like this is that you
do a quick ceremony because the ceremony is actually pretty boring,
and then everyone moves quickly. The reception food is served
right away, you do like ten minute, like fifteen minute
toasts in general, and then open bar for the rest
of the night. Those are like the most fun weddings
I've been And then dancing and yeah, just dancing, dancing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Speaking of dancing, custom dance floors where you wrap it
with your initials, a wedding logo. That's kind of wedding logo,
wedding logo, and then.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Mine would just be a dick. That'd be my wedding logo.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, Eric and John, Eric loves John, Dick.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Just a dick, Eric with a dick and then the
other name, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
God, yeah, drone footage hire.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's actually cool. If you have a videographer, he's going.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
To get that.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
No, it's a separate person you hire. No, well, according
to this listen is se you got the wet content,
you got all these things. Now you have to hire
and then themed dress code dumb?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Would stupid?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I think it could be fine if you said, hey.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Everybody dressed like a smurf for my.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Wedding, dressed in roaring twenties out.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Actually I would love to go a wedding like that.
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I would not go. Thank you if you got married
and said I'm having like a like a eighties Why
is prom stupid?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Are you allergic to fun?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
He used to like dressing up like ars ago two
years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
He like got like sold I got old and crotchety,
like an.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Old cynical game. Man, Now what is with it?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah? You got that?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Listen to you snappers.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yes you like men now or something too?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Probably? Yeah? All right, surprise.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I had a whole new list of I have a
whole new card game with questions. We're going to play
a quick round of the question game after we talk
about doom.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Jewelry sounds good.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Now, listen, do yourself a favor Ears and go to
Doune Jewelry dot com and poke around, because you're going
to find on there the most quality, beautiful, custom made
designs you've ever seen. And they've got all sorts of
things bracelets, necklaces, rings of all sorts, and all sorts
(24:59):
of elements that you can add to your rings that
mean something to you. They have sand bank five thousand
different stands from all over the world. So if you
had a really fun time in can Coon, or you
maybe you had a honeymoon in can Coon, they have
can Coon sand Yeah. So anyway, why are you looking
(25:20):
at my lips? So they not? Do they not have
lipstick on them?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
What's wrong with them? Are they chap?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Why are you looking at my lips? Do I have
lipstick on my teeth? What's wrong with my lips? Eric?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Nothing, you're lying. I'm not flying. They're just like plump
little pillows of.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Well I haven't plumped them up in a long time.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Well then you don't need to because they look very nice.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, thank you, okay. Dune Jewelry dot Com is a
place that I bought a jewelry from my mom, my sister,
my niece, and my daughter, and with my dad's ashes,
you can send in ashes to make jewelry out of,
and you can combine them with all different elements like
this my daughter's little necklace. It's a little wave, it
(26:06):
has my dad's ashes, it has abalone shell and sand
from San Diego. And she said, Mom, I literally cried
when I put this on. So beautiful. And included in
the beautiful box was this beautiful memorial because it's my
dad's ashes. It says in loving memory of David ray
Heater nineteen thirty eight tonight.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That was very thoughtful, very much.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
This is the coolest company in the world. Done Joey.
This is my mom's bracelet that has an abalone as
well and my dad's ashes and some white crystal. It's
just so beautiful. And my sister's dring has a bunch
of things very thoughtful. So Dunjewelry dot com. And the
best part is they have a promo code that's going
to save you a lot of money when you make
(26:51):
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Speaker 2 (26:55):
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Speaker 1 (26:57):
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When you go to Dounejewelry dot com. You can also
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you know, I'm always getting new games and stuff from
different things. So we're just I'm just gonna go through
(27:17):
and we're just gonna I'm gonna pick some cards in
each one of you. I'm gonna pick one for you. Brian,
We're gonna pick one for you. We're I'm gonna pick
one for me, and you have to answer it. Okay, okay, okay.
So Brian, are the filthy No, they're not. They're just introspective.
Let's let's see how goes. Let's just see how goes. Brian.
What what past trauma do you still deal with to
(27:38):
I have no past trauma.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I've been dead ass, I've had a gun pulled on
me and I had no negative effect on me.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Me too, I have no past trauma, didn't phase me
at all.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
The gun pulled on you in your face had no
You have no PTSD from.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
That, Nope. I told them to go get a fucking job, uh,
to leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
That probably wasn't the best thing for you to do.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Did you say something stupid like that when the guy
pulled a gun in your face?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You said it was stupid.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You should have said, take what you want, I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Get a job.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Bang.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, yes, bang? What did you say?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
I said? Okay, sir, I'll go see if I can
find your order. I'll be all right back right, I'll
be right back.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
He pulled a gun on you because his order was missing.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Wow, some people are very strung.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
He was. There's a lot more happened in that too.
He was crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
But yeah, no, you have no trauma. You I've got
so much it's not even funny. Where do you want
me to start rehab? No? Dad dying, rehab? Kid with
a birth defects.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Okay, I thought we were not complaining tonight.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm not complaining. I'm just I'm stating facts. I'm stating kidding. Yes,
what have people always misunderstood about you?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
That I'm at delight? That's not misunderstood, b true, Brian's right.
Everyone knows, oh that I'm a pushover because I'm nice.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh that's a good answer. Yeah, that's a good answer,
because you ain't no pushover.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Like my T shirt says, fuck out the round and
find out.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Okay, mine, what are you afraid of passing down to
your kids? Well that I was just talking to Charlie
about this today. I'm like, you didn't get You got
all the best things from your dad and me. Thank god,
because you could be living on the streets, drinking out
of a paper sack and shooting up.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Hey, Laura used to do that, this kid.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
No, you never shut Brian said Brian underscore with a
y him or whatever your freaking email is. I don't know,
Brian with a y. Okay, all right, Brian, is there
something you've been waiting to let it let out? If
(30:14):
so let it out and not your penis? Is there
something you've been wanting to let out? If so let
it out? And it could be anything? Anything with the show,
anything about.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Eric or well not Eric, like working with Laura, but
than that, well that's not.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I'm kidding. No, I don't have any repair. What is
it called pent up?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Everybody does?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Oh my gosh, I'm pretty mellow. He is pretty even.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Well how do you stay that way?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
How I mean? Is do you meditate? I mean? Are
you just naturally?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
He sticks pins in? I have a that doesn't make
me feel better because I know.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It makes you notice the doll is gone.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That actually does make me upset because now she haunts me.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
She's in the garage.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I do have a trait where I am uh, what
do you call it? I'm pretty good at internally processing things.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So it's just like, so you have you've ever been
to a therapist? Would you consider it? Ever?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I probably won't need to though, but you you're not
the kind of For example, guy pulls a gun on me.
I you know, next day, I'm like, oh, that was
pretty crazy. I don't think he's probably gonna shoot me.
I guess he could have, though, Oh well, you know,
could I have done anything about it? No? All right?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Do you take after somebody as your dad? Like that
is your mom? Your mom's not like that, is she?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Like my mom's very black and white.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Very very level just steady, because you're not You're you're
you're pretty level headed. But you have your.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Ups and downs. Oh you mean if somebody crosses me?
Oh huh, oh, I'd.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Get angry too. I just you know, most things is
taking stride.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Okay, staymn bad.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
It drives some pe.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Little crazy, though, get out your phone.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Search history. Tell them the no, but search history.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Call someone and tell them you love them.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That's it. That's what the card says. I'm interested to
see it can't be Marla or Karen?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I don't know somebody knew.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Oh because you're jealous. Yes, call Marla and Karen.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh h.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
The first person that you comes up on? What you guys?
Are you guys are by? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh? Eric? Don't I hear the recording?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Who is that you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Your phone is sitting right next to you. How would
you not realize that?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I guess it's on. Do not disturbs?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Always? Every time I train colors, I do not disturb.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yes, what is a small insecurity of mine?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's not your boobs anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
No, I'm insecure about my legs and how white and
uh they are?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Have you seen my legs? Okay?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, boring.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Next, I've got like and I've got like little marks
on them, and I just feel like I'm lately, I'm
very insecure about my legs. That's like a minor I
don't know. I'm just answering, honest.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, you know you wouldn't be insecure about your legs
that they were on somebody's shoulders.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
That hasn't happened in a long, breaking time. I don't
even know whose fault is that. I don't really know
your why.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Who else's fault? Would it be.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Men that aren't approaching men?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
The aret? Sleeping with you?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I got sleeping sleeping?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Then, Brian, what's the first memory you have with me?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I remember, actually remember coming up here. And then someone
didn't text me that she had pushed back the show
a week. So I was knocking the door. She's like,
who is it? Oh my god, I texted you it's
next week. I had to change it. I was like, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I didn't actually touch you.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh my god, oh my god, my baby.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Look who's joining us. I'm sorry, but I feel bad
that that was unacceptable.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
It was well, it's really unprofessional.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Eric. What's something you would be judged for if people knew?
Oh what, like, what little weird secret thing do you
do people would judge you for if they knew people would.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Judge me for if they knew, god, probably being gay.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You're okay, okay, Oh no, I'm not a fan of this.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Please try.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Somebody said, oh I bought this for Eric, he's gonna
love it. I'm like, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
He is not going to.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I go, Oh that's sweet.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Thank you to whoever bought that for me.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
It's a hat.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
He can't handle rainbow anything does.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I don't mind. This rainbow is like aesthetically awful.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Well, it's just he just sub So there's a giant
rainbow stripe in the back. Did you know that? Okay?
What's a memory you never want to let go of?
Is that for me or for you?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
For you?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
We didn't do you?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What's a memory you never want to let go of?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Vacation with my mom? Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
What where wre did you go?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Oh? We went to Yosemite. We went to ore again.
We went to Washington. Yeah, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
What is the When is the last time you cried?
And why? I internally cried last week, but I didn't
let it out because I got in trouble at work
and I had a zoom call with two of my
bosses because I did something wrong on a Sunday night. Shocking,
but it was it was not on purpose, it was
(36:33):
but I'm like, again, I'm in trouble again. So I
was like and I had just we were dealing with fires,
and we're dealing with this, and then I've got my
plate is like this. It's very, very very full at
the moment for various reasons. And I'm like Laura, when
you get on the zoom call and get chewed out
(36:54):
or whatever you was gonna happen. Because I didn't really
know what they were going to talk to me about.
I go, you will not cry. You will not cry,
Do not show weakness, you will not cry. And I didn't.
Internally I was sobbing, but not on the outside. Stone cold, badass. Okay, Brian,
(37:15):
if you could bring somebody back, who would it be?
And why them bring someone back from the dead.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
I'm assuming Audrey Hepburn. Why them so she could be
my wife? And I didn't like her, then she could
just be cool in movies.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Or dead again.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
I'm not going, I can't kill her. I'm like, I
take you behind the watersheds.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
No, she was like the iconic beauty of all time.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Really, it was gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Eric, what is a conspiracy theory you believe in?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You're not as bad as Brian over here as not
believing in anything.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
JFK was shot.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
By the government.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, there you go. Do you believe John Benny Ramsay's
parents killed her?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
No, that's not conspiracy, that's a that's a cold case.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Well it's still it's do you believe in you don't believe?
We already talked about UFOs. I'm trying to get a
UFO person on Molakeah moon landing not fake? Is the
earth flat?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Okay whatever. You guys are so incredibly boring, And.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I'm really okay, what's the conspiracy theory? You believe all
of them?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
She believes all of them, UFO.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
You think the k oh I believe that the government
was involved. Hell yeah, I don't believe that the government
was involved in nine to eleven. I don't believe that
was an inside job. Like everybody says, that's too far,
that's too far from me. That's too far of a
conspiracy for me. But like, I believe those entrails that
you see in the trails are real.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Something something about with those they're not their condensation.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I believe. I believe a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Oh my god, I don't good. We actually didn't have
the technology to film that at.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
The time I to film the moonland.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Did not have the technology to film it in the
way that like the footage shows.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
So you believe it was fake.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
No, I'm saying we literally we had the technology to
get to the moon, but we did not have the
technology to film it. Oh I see it were going
to replicate that footage basically. Okay, so it would be
more likely for us to actually go to the moon
than the film it at that time period.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
What is the most humbling experience you've had? That's me?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I know.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh wait was that me or whatever?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, that's you.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I know what it is, being handcuffed in my cul
de Sade and walking across in December.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
No getting sober? Oh December?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, that was because I was a fifty one to
fifty and then they took me. They take you in
a police car and handcuff you because they don't want
it was wait, what did you just say?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
So twenty three nineteen?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
What's twenty three nineteen?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Come on, you have kids? Monsters ink? That's what they
yell when what haven't you seen Monsters Inc?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
But I don't remember that.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
I'm not telling you you're not cool enough. I'm not
go watch Monsters Inc.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay? On that note, what was the happiest point in
your life thus far? Brian?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Right before I had the pull up here and.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Such?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Okay, what was the question?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
What was the happiest point in your life so far?
Thus far? What was the happiest point in your life?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
My god, God, someone's complaining a lot tonight.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I'm getting very someone's a short fuse.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I am very hungry.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Oh okay, because someone needs some befing. But I'm not
talking about.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Hey, is that good place? Yeah, it's been there.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I've never even heard of.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
It's the most nasty looking place, but it's delicious. Happiest point.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Meeting me?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, But like, okay, how do you how do you
gauge the single.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Happen thinking about one? Just whatever comes to the top
of your head. What's a happy moment?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
I learned how to walk?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Oh my god, I really am hating.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Both of you.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Quickly, someone go to the kitchen and grab an emergency snack.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
What is the first thing you think people notice about you?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
In fact, he's not wearing underwear.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I was gonna say, is vp L has been visible
penis line?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
I think it's probably my eyes.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It is not.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Have you ever had to say my eyes.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Are up here sometimes.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Because if not, it's not.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Your eyes, dude, it's not your eyes. What has life
taught you recently?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
That's for you, Laura.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Life is not a pleasure life. It's like a buck
of chocolates.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
No, oh that it's probably not gonna make me feel
better when I'm stressed out to take a field trip
to a casino, Oh god, and spend my last sixty
dollars in hopes of like Jesus pressed pay, Let me
(42:30):
expe myself, let me explain myself. I was so I
couldn't come home. I was done with work. I was like,
I've got to go somewhere where's mindless and I can
just do something stupid. So I decided to go to
a casino and just to push those buttons on the
penny machines. And you know what, I left feeling horrible
(42:51):
about myself.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Because I lost.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I was going to say sixty bucks, but big deal, your.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Last sixty bucks is one hundred son of your money.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
That's true?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Oh my god, I'm going to get you banned from
the casinos.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Oh stop, I'm not there that much.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
I'm going to get you banned.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
What's something simple that makes you smile? Be serious?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh see.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Something simple that makes me smile? God, like a really
good California burrito.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Why, okay, I accept that.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Oh now I'm on Greek damn it. I have to
go to be a California after this.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh my god, from where.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
My art does because they're open twenty four to seven.
They're in Mesa.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Oh I know where exactly.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
That's the best, but they are open late.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Go to Tony's. It's right up the hill.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh yeah, the place.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
All right, it's good, Eric. What is your favorite compliment
somebody has ever given you?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Hey, nice epl dude out giant wiener, look at that? No, Wow,
you didn't. You've been eating solid food for the last
twenty four hours, haven't you.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
No. I had a French teacher tell me that I
had beautiful eyes.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
And you remember that.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's so sweet. Oh, your French teacher wanted to bone you.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Probably well, she was probably sixty five.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
When I walks, he's like, hey, She's like, look at this.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Marble hot.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
What has been the highlight of my day? Ten nights? No,
it's I loved this podcast. I love seeing you guys.
Even though you guys are mean, so incredibly mean, I'm
not Laura.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
You know what, if you went to the casino after this,
that would be the highlight of your.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Nightn't because I'd leave feeling like.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Trash or with like ten thousand dollars. My All it
takes is one spin.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
You are the devil right here. You're the devil.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Oh. Jay sent me a scratcher for my birthday, and
I need you to scratch it because I don't know
what I'm doing. You don't know how to scratch scratch.
I need you to show me that I don't scratch
off the wrong thing.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Please give it? Can I have it? Can I just
have it?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
No, because if it's worth something, I'm cashing it in.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
How about I scratch it and then we share it?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
No, never mind, I'll do it myself. Let me, I'll
be you can't do it wrong. I'll have you can scratcher. Also,
the instructions are literally printed on it defunct.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
If you like, scratch everything, every single thing off, it's
still fine either win or lose.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, where is it? It's in my bag?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
All right, We're gonna do it right now because the
show is done.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Okay, bye, get your money.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Don't you think I'm entitled to some of it?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
No, No, you don't do anything any of it.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
If I'm helping him scratch it.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
You've already gambled enough this.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I already told you I was last week.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
You've already this month.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
No, No, I know.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I know, I know. Don't. Please don't tell anybody.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
He probably already knows. He probably already knows you spent
your last sixty dollars.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
He assumed you spent your last sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Oh my god, my eyelashes are coming off.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Oh boy, that means.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That means means she's getting starving everybody. I love you
guys so much. I really really do, and I don't
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Okay, Well, the song is annoying me, so I'm loving
last right now.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
He can't. You are so mean tonight, but I love it.
It's funny. Don't. But it's a fine line. You're walking
a fine line, I think, because I might be going
in singing. What if he goes a little bit farther,
I may tip.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I don't hear very My ears are bleeding, so I can't.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
What will you tip into?
Speaker 2 (47:09):
What lower level.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Will you tip over into.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Tears and that'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
I don't want I want to laugh.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Does your when when your mom texts you and she goes,
how's your week going? You say I'm a mess, and
she goes, when have you not been?
Speaker 1 (47:27):
No, it's just like, what's new, dude?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
You know what? Like instead of you know what we
should do next week? Brand, instead of make Laura laugh,
it should be make Laura cry. Oh god, that would
be an amazing You know, I've.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Got such thick skin right now. Hell no, there's nothing
you can say.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Oh, I could say plenty, But the thing is I
get so much flax.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Oh yeah, big time. Unless your bff over here like
has your back.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Would you know even even if he said the same,
even if I just told him what to say, I
get the flag for.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, if he said it's me, no problem. If you
say to me, oh boy, watch out, watch out this
little again. It's Brian with a Y and he's on
Instagram with Brian Jones.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
I look look at that face. Look at that face
in the monitor.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I am privated, but send me a request face.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I know he just got a groom.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
He looks so cute. I'm taking them home with me tonight.
That's fine, okay, great Elvis.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
That'll give me some rest because the dogs are all
over my bed, all right.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
See you guys anyway.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I love you guys, and love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
I love you, my sweet babies. Byey, Thank you, Dane,
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Hello and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you
for joining us. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I have Laura Kane.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, I do have a co host. His name is
Eric Grimmer. However, when I was sitting here before and
we have Brian, I produced to Brian, and Brian was
ready to go as usual, probably like ready to go,
like probably thirty twenty minutes ago. But that's beside the point.
I'm here stressing about, Like, okay, well we'll talk about this,
(01:30):
we'll talk about that. I glance over at Eric. He's
looking at his phone, not at text messages, not at
not researching something to talk about on the show, not
looking at current events, shopping.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
On timu, why are you shopping on?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And I saw because a really thin thong ish underwear
that you were scrolling past.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's well, yes, scrolling past.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, he's on the dark web.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm actually looking for something to get you.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
For what reason?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh, you'll see.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I think we might need to retire the team.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, I mean I don't as long as we have
a contest. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see.
But wait, why is the reason? Can you tell me, like,
what sparked your desire to find me something on this website?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
There's always desire to find something for you on this website. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Anyways, some of his surprises are shit, Yeah, leave me
wanting more. Okay, we're gonna start off with a story
about the luckiest days of the year twenty twenty five,
and I remark these down, No, these are like from
I don't know if they're from scientists or experts.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Blah blah, what if scientist studies?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Luck?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Laura hasn't said anything about my shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's an astrologer.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It's good. Wait wait can we with that on astrologer?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wait? Wait wait wait, hold on, let's talk about the
shirt and find it out and find it out, fuck
it around and find us found.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Mood four seven fourth.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
By the way, did you know that wood snake? This
is the year the wood Snake? It officially started Wednesday,
the lunar new year wood snake. Wood is significant of wind,
snake is significant of fire? What have we just had?
It hasn't actually, I mean it was a little bit as.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
A band called Earth Wind and Fire the year of.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Do you remember?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Guess what's September is going to be a lucky year.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Do you know what you are?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Animal skeptic?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're a monkey like me?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I know we're monkeys.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You know what monkeys? Natalie told me Nelly Vale or
psychic that we love so much. She told me that
monkeys are extremely intelligent and very witty and clever.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Compared to everything else. Yes, shocking. Did you just find
this out?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You know what you are?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I don't. I'm a skeptic.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
What year were you born? Oh, two fifty, two thousand
or two thousand and one.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Nineteen fifty six, two thousand and one? What do you
take me for a child was born two thousand?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh? God?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Now what everything? Everyone born after two thousand, though, is.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Very small.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In the chiny In chiny okay, hold on in, okay,
hold on. It takes me I feel like Eric right
now in Chinese zodiac. Okay you oh, we just had
your year? Did you have a big year last year?
Because you are a dragon? You are a dragon. Great
people born in the year of the Dragon.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Let's see, no different than anyone else.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
The personality charismatic, charismic. No, you're not intelligence.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I think he's charismatic. I have the chrism of a
black hole.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I love black holes.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Powerful?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Are you weird? Are talking about different things?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Listen to how oft this is what people under the
sign of the Dragon are. Lively no dead fish, intellectual yes, sure,
energetic no, not necessarily fish and excitable not not even
closed stone.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Again, and you want me to and you're trying to
convince me of you know, I'm sorry, what did you say?
What type of scientists? Astrologists?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They are often can be leaders and try to go
for perfection.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Sure. Everyone likes to believe that about themselves.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Though, so when they meet with difficulties, they are not discouraged.
They are magnanimous, romantic, and sensitive about their reputation.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Sure, common description that people like to believe about themselves.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
They usually have great ambition and an ingenious personality. They
hate hypocrisy, gossip and slander.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You know, the only thing worse than the worst thing
about Bill Cosby was the hypocrisy.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So what's the normal track on your phone?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh? Yeah, I thought it was a hair Oh no,
I got cracks on my phone. Weaknesses. They are a
little arrogant and impatient, and they can be intolerant.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'm not impatient.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, I don't think Brent's I'm really intolerant either.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
There is a lot there's no lack of romance in
your okay, but they seldom give true love. Okay, anyway,
so you're a dragon.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
There you go, And what does that mean? Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
We literally just found out.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, So here are the luckiest days of twenty twenty five.
Get out your little paper calendar, Eric Rimmer, that you
carry with you, the only man on the universe that
has a paper calendar. Still, nothing will happen on these days,
but and mark them down.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, I'll remember it up here.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
A publication called The Daily Express says, famed astrologer.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
This sounds like this, sounds like a reputable sword.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Wait, what's a famed.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Astrologer in a ball Hongaman?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh I have heard of him?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh my gosh, wow, so famous.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Recently shared the Lucky Stays of twenty twenty five. He says,
February twenty eighth is perfect for weddings.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
While May twelfth is ideal for purchasing a home.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Real quick, real quick, February is not an ideal month
for weddings. A it rains, be its cold.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
My wedding anniversary if I was still married.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm sorry, did you just qualify what you're about to
say with the fact that it was unlucky? Well?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, get this. It was February twenty seventh, and the
only reason we chose it was because when we got
engaged on at Christmas party when we were drunk at
his work back in the day. We said, well, we
don't want to get married. We knew we wanted to elope,
but we're like, we don't want to get married on
like Valentine's Day like everybody else, you know, let's do
(08:11):
something else. So he goes, why don't we do the
first day that it pours down rain? Well, wouldn't you
know that was a drought month, that was a drought year,
and so the first day that it rained was February
twenty So.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You chose an unlucky day to get married on.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
No, rain is lucky off her weddings.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Usually it ruins weddings.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's supposed to be lucky. But I think people say
that because they're so because they don't want to, Well,
rain is lucky on a wedding, because they don't want
to be sad that are rained on their wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
If I was going to get married and it rained
on my wedding day, I would postpone it.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
No, you can't post pone a wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I would all that money you would not get back.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
How much how much do you think that cost to
postpone a wedding?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No, who knows? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Will you ever get married?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, I don't know. I don't think.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I don't think you should because you're such a bad
ass bad I feel like it would ruin your your
weird charisma if you got.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Pretend that you found the one and you do want
to get married. Do you have a wedding?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Do it on the down low deal?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
No, he would do like a weird watch party of
some weird movies and be like, by the way, this
is our wedding.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, probably like Romey and Michelle's high school read. I'd
be like, guess what you should find out?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Like a movie theater. That could be fun.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh, oh, that'd be fun. Yeah, it would be cool.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would be cool, and I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
And then I would show Bridesmaids because that would be yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Or like home videos do you have any of when
you were little?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Why would you show that at your wedding?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I don't know. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I wanted to put somebody.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I have done exciting.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You are not going to be my wedding coordinator.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, I'm going to be your one of your best
men or women?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right, you have my best women?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What I'm one of like five?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
But I'm not going to call my best women. I'm
going to call him my angels. Oh, I was gonna says,
and it's going to be Eric, and it's going to
be you and Marline Karen.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh, Eric's angels.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Wasn't there somebody creeping up on Eric's Oh that's Nancy Nancy.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yes, Nancy's creeping up.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Great, Eric's angel sounds like lingerie models, I know.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Are we going to be in lauingerie probably?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, yeah, Marvel will love that. Welcome to By.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
June twenty fourth is the luckiest day of the year
for buying a lottery ticket. Okay, great, you should ask
your crush out on August fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh, a lot of dates to remember.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
The luckiest day to go for a job interview is September.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Don't twenty first, Jesus, today is not I'm calling human resources.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That's me. What do you want?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I'm tired my coworkers, my coworkers, my boss is beating me.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Like, if you're yawning and not interested in the podcast,
then guess what nobody else is who's listening to you? Better?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Perchase was gonna tell me to go home my mom. Okay,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Laura, what you just said.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's a tip for you and not for The luckiest
day to ask for a promotion is December fifteenth. Oh
my god, you guys suck all right now, listen, what
last Monday, not this last Monday, but the Monday before
was the most oppressing day of the year, according to well,
of course it was.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
According to science, the most depressing day of the year
is the winter solstice when there's like no sun.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Monday. The previous Monday was blue Monday, which is supposedly
the most depressing day of the year. Okay too, well,
let me read the story.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
This is according to the New and Well n L
Times and L Times. I don't know. It's a it's
a publication okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That none of us have ever heard of me along.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay, Oh Netherlands, it's a story out of the Netherlands, okay, okay.
And response. I wonder if you guys could do this,
because I don't know if I could. A positivity campaign
was launched in the Netherlands to not complain for thirty days.
They're calling it a campaign, it's more like a challenge,
(12:14):
especially since there's a good chance we've already failed since
the last Monday.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I know I've complained about you since then.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I'm oh, you failed because you've complained about me?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
True, Oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Behind your back. Oh, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Great, I'm a I'm a frickin delight because I haven't
complained about anybody.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I can plain about Laura buying back all the time.
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm sure you do.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Oh, I don't get over yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh my god, not.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
That special to me for me to be complaining about
your back.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well see how he has to do that. See what
he has to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm staying out of this phrase.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
His phase is startned to get rid.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Okay, you're great, don't you?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
My god. I just puked in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
A little bit. I love Brian, he's the best.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Whatever, but buddies, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I wouldn't go that far. Whatever, that'd be a great
T shirt. I'm going to get one.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Do you think you could do that? Do you think
you go?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No? Way, No, I would try to.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well, I mean just to be a positive, more grateful person.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, who wants to be that?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Do you think you could go thirty days? Without complaining
about anything.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Because complaining is useful. That's how you initiate change.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What if you just wanted to just chill out for
a month and not change anything.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay, let me but you know what I'm I'm not
accepting that. Oh are you complaining about my attitude right now?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Already what a negative Nancy. Wow, I should complain about you.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Okay. Moving on Spirit Airlines is classing things up a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, they just announced you're not allowed to smoke on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
No, you cannot wear see through clothing anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well, I guess I'm not flying Spirit anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It could get you kicked off your next flights.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Youd be my plastic seat through pants I can't wear anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Sheer crop top exactly, that's them, sheer tops without a bra.
Who's wearing that on an airplane?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I've never seen airline passengers.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Laura does leave your plastic pants at home?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh, Matt, I don't kind of never seen those.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I've never flown Spirit, so I don't know what kind
of patriots.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
You have to peddle the plane on Spirit.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Don't even think about wearing a fishnet body suit.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, you used to have one.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I know, I did. I think I might still, you know,
pull that thing out with a hole in the cross.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh yeah, pull that thing out. Let's hey wear that
with a pair of sea through shorts. See how you left.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
A ban from Spirit Airlines? Who I get banned from?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I wonder if these are people who are going to.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Like you know they you know they a Spirit Airlines
passengers out of it like a slingshot and just cross
their fingers that they get to the destination.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
A bird flaps really hard.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
They have updated their airlines to ban things seen as
lude obscene or offensive in nature.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Well, they're offensive so anything.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
If your pants don't cover your private parts or your butt,
you're gonna be kicked off the flat. Okay, they're trying
to class things.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I guess we're not flying on that.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That's bad news for my next trip.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Have you heard about the carnivore diet? Okay, this is
where you eat only meat?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Gross?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What cheese and sticks of butter?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh god, that is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
You know, It's not like you can only eat meat
and then a stick of butter. Vomit, just thinking you
can only cook with those things.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
No, there was a show I was watching a reality
show where these people, this man and this woman who
were like super sexy and hot, were eating sticks of butter.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I a discussative of the figure.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Well, let me tell you something. Let's file this under
you are what you eat? Because a man in Florida,
of course, Florida, of course, landed himself in a medical
journal journal after his hands, his feet, his elbows, and
under his eyes turned the color orange because of all
because of this carnivore diet.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Wait are they telling you about trump the butter?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I know that that's a weird or that orangeated that's not.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Actually I mean, that's all he eats.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
God, so it's something called zanthuasma uasma.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Well, I hope he catches it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
This guy said he feels great, he lost weight, but
is cholesterol skyrocketed into a thousand?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's probably the sticks of butter meat cheese.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Actually like the just the carnivor aspect. The meat's actually
like simple, do that and it actually works pretty well
for them. But the butter is not good for you.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I love cheese, but the gross I want.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Cheese right now.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Okay, move on, Laura.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And I want beef right now?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
How about stick of butter.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
No, I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Okay, well wait wait, so what you want is a cheeseburger.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I want you know what Biria is?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah, Berria is great.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It much I live. I want Beerria. I want keesa
beeria tacos.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Baberia tacos are really is that beef?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, but it's it's the it's the way that it's
the sauce on Tomas the broth.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah. Today is Happy Crapper's Day.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh god, that's my You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It's a British holiday dedicated to a plumber from the
eighteen hundred to who was named Thomas Crapper.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Eric is not a happy crapper. He is a traumatic crapper.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh no, I'm always happy when I crap.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
The story says you should not sit on the toilet
longer than ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
To sit that long, well, don't guys do that?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Like if my phone's with me, I might Hell No,
I want to be on and off.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
See I'm I'm a quick pooper.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't get out, I get off.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't sit there in lolligag right at all. But
that sounded horrible.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It did sound terrible.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But you want to hear terrible. Listen to these foods.
These are the top ten grossest foods that actually existed.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
People eat, Oh god, it is gonna make me puke.
Here are blood sausages on there.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Blood pancakes are what pancakes made with onions, spices and
reindeer blood. Sweeden and Finland. They're super popular.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Disgusting.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Maybe it's good blood pult? Is this all blood stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Or no blood? Blood pult? This is only with one?
Oh god, that's dumplings with reindeer blood. Yes, Sweden and Finlandigan.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Gross kalsk roves.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
A calzone stuff with French fries and full hamburgers, including
the bun okay in Sweden. That's not terrible as disgusting
speed just half a sheep's head.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh boiled disgusting.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
And served with mashed potato.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Iceland you can find Jesus deep fried silkworms season with
salt and pepper. In Thailand you can find those on
the street. Oh chopo leilei Chilean bread made with potatoes
and flour. What's weird about that? Jellied eels eugh In England,
(19:52):
they're described as unique and unpleasant at the same time.
A ramen burger.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Ooh, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Have you had beerria ramen? Oh my god, you'd love it? Flavored?
This is buns that are made from fried rawmen noodles.
What's wrong with that? Sour curry made with fish and trails?
Oh godsgusting, boiled arted choke, cut up and added at lemon,
(20:24):
added mustard, garlic, and dill. That doesn't sound too bad.
That's increased. I used to love them when I was little,
and now not so much.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
And you know, pegas was on there.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No, how do you guys feel about tuna casserole?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I don't like. I don't like me.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, I love that we're all three, and.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I actually love tuna tarragon though.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
What about tuna salad?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I just like and I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And I hate eggs too.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Pasta chocolate covered bacon? Would you do that?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, I mean sure, I don't want it anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, Now pretend I meet a guy and, oh my god,
whorldwind romance, We're gonna get married.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I don't support this. No.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Here are the top Here are the top wedding trends
of twenty twenty five and this is obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh god, I can't.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
A wedding content creator. So not only do you hire
a photographer.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I know someone who does this.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh no, shut up.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, you hire a videographer and you hire this content
creator who captures your wedding live as it's happening and
hosts it and then it's reels out of it.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
So when I went to high school, does that is
she making a good living? I suspect not. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Film style photography using old school cameras.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, small wedding parties, just a few bridesmaids and grooms,
not like twenty Yeah, I agree with them.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Wait, what's this list?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
This is the top wedding trends of twenty twelve.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Mismatched bridesmaid dresses. I like that.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, that's not bad. Multiple wedding dresses, no dumb.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
You get married to one, you change into a more
comfortable one for the receptions.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Oh oh okay, Actually that's fine, but you don't like
the second One's not expensive, it's like cheap.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
What do you think about this one? Last dances? You
know how you start with the first dance, the wet
the couple. You know, they are introduced lap and dances
last dance.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh you had me at lap dance.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You end out the night with a similar dance just
the two of you, and then everybody goes home.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
No, here's here's my ideal wedding. And the most fun
weddings I've been to look like this is that you
do a quick ceremony because the ceremony is actually pretty boring,
and then everyone moves quickly. The reception food is served
right away, you do like ten minute, like fifteen minute
toasts in general, and then open bar for the rest
of the night. Those are like the most fun weddings
I've been And then dancing and yeah, just dancing, dancing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Speaking of dancing, custom dance floors where you wrap it
with your initials, a wedding logo. That's kind of wedding logo,
wedding logo, and then.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Mine would just be a dick. That'd be my wedding logo.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, Eric and John, Eric loves John, Dick.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Just a dick, Eric with a dick and then the
other name, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
God, yeah, drone footage hire.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's actually cool. If you have a videographer, he's going.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
To get that.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
No, it's a separate person you hire. No, well, according
to this listen is se you got the wet content,
you got all these things. Now you have to hire
and then themed dress code dumb?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Would stupid?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I think it could be fine if you said, hey.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Everybody dressed like a smurf for my.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Wedding, dressed in roaring twenties out.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Actually I would love to go a wedding like that.
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I would not go. Thank you if you got married
and said I'm having like a like a eighties Why
is prom stupid?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Are you allergic to fun?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
He used to like dressing up like ars ago two
years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
He like got like sold I got old and crotchety,
like an.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Old cynical game. Man, Now what is with it?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah? You got that?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Listen to you snappers.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yes you like men now or something too?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Probably? Yeah? All right, surprise.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I had a whole new list of I have a
whole new card game with questions. We're going to play
a quick round of the question game after we talk
about doom.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Jewelry sounds good.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Now, listen, do yourself a favor Ears and go to
Doune Jewelry dot com and poke around, because you're going
to find on there the most quality, beautiful, custom made
designs you've ever seen. And they've got all sorts of
things bracelets, necklaces, rings of all sorts, and all sorts
(24:59):
of elements that you can add to your rings that
mean something to you. They have sand bank five thousand
different stands from all over the world. So if you
had a really fun time in can Coon, or you
maybe you had a honeymoon in can Coon, they have
can Coon sand Yeah. So anyway, why are you looking
(25:20):
at my lips? So they not? Do they not have
lipstick on them?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
What's wrong with them? Are they chap?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Why are you looking at my lips? Do I have
lipstick on my teeth? What's wrong with my lips? Eric?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Nothing, you're lying. I'm not flying. They're just like plump
little pillows of.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Well I haven't plumped them up in a long time.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Well then you don't need to because they look very nice.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, thank you, okay. Dune Jewelry dot Com is a
place that I bought a jewelry from my mom, my sister,
my niece, and my daughter, and with my dad's ashes,
you can send in ashes to make jewelry out of,
and you can combine them with all different elements like
this my daughter's little necklace. It's a little wave, it
(26:06):
has my dad's ashes, it has abalone shell and sand
from San Diego. And she said, Mom, I literally cried
when I put this on. So beautiful. And included in
the beautiful box was this beautiful memorial because it's my
dad's ashes. It says in loving memory of David ray
Heater nineteen thirty eight tonight.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That was very thoughtful, very much.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
This is the coolest company in the world. Done Joey.
This is my mom's bracelet that has an abalone as
well and my dad's ashes and some white crystal. It's
just so beautiful. And my sister's dring has a bunch
of things very thoughtful. So Dunjewelry dot com. And the
best part is they have a promo code that's going
to save you a lot of money when you make
(26:51):
that special piece of jey for yourself, yep, or for
somebody you love.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
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Speaker 1 (26:57):
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When you go to Dounejewelry dot com. You can also
find their website on our website, which is Laura Kane
after Dark. And remember that promo code, Okay fifteen, So
you know, I'm always getting new games and stuff from
different things. So we're just I'm just gonna go through
(27:17):
and we're just gonna I'm gonna pick some cards in
each one of you. I'm gonna pick one for you. Brian,
We're gonna pick one for you. We're I'm gonna pick
one for me, and you have to answer it. Okay, okay, okay.
So Brian, are the filthy No, they're not. They're just introspective.
Let's let's see how goes. Let's just see how goes. Brian.
What what past trauma do you still deal with to
(27:38):
I have no past trauma.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I've been dead ass, I've had a gun pulled on
me and I had no negative effect on me.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Me too, I have no past trauma, didn't phase me
at all.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
The gun pulled on you in your face had no
You have no PTSD from.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
That, Nope. I told them to go get a fucking job, uh,
to leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
That probably wasn't the best thing for you to do.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Did you say something stupid like that when the guy
pulled a gun in your face?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You said it was stupid.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You should have said, take what you want, I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Get a job.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Bang.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, yes, bang? What did you say?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
I said? Okay, sir, I'll go see if I can
find your order. I'll be all right back right, I'll
be right back.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
He pulled a gun on you because his order was missing.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Wow, some people are very strung.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
He was. There's a lot more happened in that too.
He was crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
But yeah, no, you have no trauma. You I've got
so much it's not even funny. Where do you want
me to start rehab? No? Dad dying, rehab? Kid with
a birth defects.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Okay, I thought we were not complaining tonight.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm not complaining. I'm just I'm stating facts. I'm stating kidding. Yes,
what have people always misunderstood about you?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
That I'm at delight? That's not misunderstood, b true, Brian's right.
Everyone knows, oh that I'm a pushover because I'm nice.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh that's a good answer. Yeah, that's a good answer,
because you ain't no pushover.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Like my T shirt says, fuck out the round and
find out.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Okay, mine, what are you afraid of passing down to
your kids? Well that I was just talking to Charlie
about this today. I'm like, you didn't get You got
all the best things from your dad and me. Thank god,
because you could be living on the streets, drinking out
of a paper sack and shooting up.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Hey, Laura used to do that, this kid.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
No, you never shut Brian said Brian underscore with a
y him or whatever your freaking email is. I don't know,
Brian with a y. Okay, all right, Brian, is there
something you've been waiting to let it let out? If
(30:14):
so let it out and not your penis? Is there
something you've been wanting to let out? If so let
it out? And it could be anything? Anything with the show,
anything about.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Eric or well not Eric, like working with Laura, but
than that, well that's not.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I'm kidding. No, I don't have any repair. What is
it called pent up?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Everybody does?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Oh my gosh, I'm pretty mellow. He is pretty even.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Well how do you stay that way?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
How I mean? Is do you meditate? I mean? Are
you just naturally?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
He sticks pins in? I have a that doesn't make
me feel better because I know.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It makes you notice the doll is gone.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That actually does make me upset because now she haunts me.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
She's in the garage.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I do have a trait where I am uh, what
do you call it? I'm pretty good at internally processing things.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So it's just like, so you have you've ever been
to a therapist? Would you consider it? Ever?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I probably won't need to though, but you you're not
the kind of For example, guy pulls a gun on me.
I you know, next day, I'm like, oh, that was
pretty crazy. I don't think he's probably gonna shoot me.
I guess he could have, though, Oh well, you know,
could I have done anything about it? No? All right?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Do you take after somebody as your dad? Like that
is your mom? Your mom's not like that, is she?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Like my mom's very black and white.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Very very level just steady, because you're not You're you're
you're pretty level headed. But you have your.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Ups and downs. Oh you mean if somebody crosses me?
Oh huh, oh, I'd.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Get angry too. I just you know, most things is
taking stride.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Okay, staymn bad.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
It drives some pe.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Little crazy, though, get out your phone.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Search history. Tell them the no, but search history.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Call someone and tell them you love them.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That's it. That's what the card says. I'm interested to
see it can't be Marla or Karen?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I don't know somebody knew.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Oh because you're jealous. Yes, call Marla and Karen.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh h.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
The first person that you comes up on? What you guys?
Are you guys are by? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh? Eric? Don't I hear the recording?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Who is that you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Your phone is sitting right next to you. How would
you not realize that?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I guess it's on. Do not disturbs?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Always? Every time I train colors, I do not disturb.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yes, what is a small insecurity of mine?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's not your boobs anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
No, I'm insecure about my legs and how white and
uh they are?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Have you seen my legs? Okay?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, boring.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Next, I've got like and I've got like little marks
on them, and I just feel like I'm lately, I'm
very insecure about my legs. That's like a minor I
don't know. I'm just answering, honest.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, you know you wouldn't be insecure about your legs
that they were on somebody's shoulders.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
That hasn't happened in a long, breaking time. I don't
even know whose fault is that. I don't really know
your why.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Who else's fault? Would it be.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Men that aren't approaching men?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
The aret? Sleeping with you?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I got sleeping sleeping?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Then, Brian, what's the first memory you have with me?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I remember, actually remember coming up here. And then someone
didn't text me that she had pushed back the show
a week. So I was knocking the door. She's like,
who is it? Oh my god, I texted you it's
next week. I had to change it. I was like, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I didn't actually touch you.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh my god, oh my god, my baby.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Look who's joining us. I'm sorry, but I feel bad
that that was unacceptable.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
It was well, it's really unprofessional.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Eric. What's something you would be judged for if people knew?
Oh what, like, what little weird secret thing do you
do people would judge you for if they knew people would.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Judge me for if they knew, god, probably being gay.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You're okay, okay, Oh no, I'm not a fan of this.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Please try.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Somebody said, oh I bought this for Eric, he's gonna
love it. I'm like, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
He is not going to.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I go, Oh that's sweet.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Thank you to whoever bought that for me.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
It's a hat.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
He can't handle rainbow anything does.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I don't mind. This rainbow is like aesthetically awful.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Well, it's just he just sub So there's a giant
rainbow stripe in the back. Did you know that? Okay?
What's a memory you never want to let go of?
Is that for me or for you?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
For you?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
We didn't do you?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What's a memory you never want to let go of?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Vacation with my mom? Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
What where wre did you go?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Oh? We went to Yosemite. We went to ore again.
We went to Washington. Yeah, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
What is the When is the last time you cried?
And why? I internally cried last week, but I didn't
let it out because I got in trouble at work
and I had a zoom call with two of my
bosses because I did something wrong on a Sunday night. Shocking,
but it was it was not on purpose, it was
(36:33):
but I'm like, again, I'm in trouble again. So I
was like and I had just we were dealing with fires,
and we're dealing with this, and then I've got my
plate is like this. It's very, very very full at
the moment for various reasons. And I'm like Laura, when
you get on the zoom call and get chewed out
(36:54):
or whatever you was gonna happen. Because I didn't really
know what they were going to talk to me about.
I go, you will not cry. You will not cry,
Do not show weakness, you will not cry. And I didn't.
Internally I was sobbing, but not on the outside. Stone cold, badass. Okay, Brian,
(37:15):
if you could bring somebody back, who would it be?
And why them bring someone back from the dead.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
I'm assuming Audrey Hepburn. Why them so she could be
my wife? And I didn't like her, then she could
just be cool in movies.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Or dead again.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
I'm not going, I can't kill her. I'm like, I
take you behind the watersheds.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
No, she was like the iconic beauty of all time.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Really, it was gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Eric, what is a conspiracy theory you believe in?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You're not as bad as Brian over here as not
believing in anything.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
JFK was shot.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
By the government.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, there you go. Do you believe John Benny Ramsay's
parents killed her?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
No, that's not conspiracy, that's a that's a cold case.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Well it's still it's do you believe in you don't believe?
We already talked about UFOs. I'm trying to get a
UFO person on Molakeah moon landing not fake? Is the
earth flat?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Okay whatever. You guys are so incredibly boring, And.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I'm really okay, what's the conspiracy theory? You believe all
of them?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
She believes all of them, UFO.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
You think the k oh I believe that the government
was involved. Hell yeah, I don't believe that the government
was involved in nine to eleven. I don't believe that
was an inside job. Like everybody says, that's too far,
that's too far from me. That's too far of a
conspiracy for me. But like, I believe those entrails that
you see in the trails are real.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Something something about with those they're not their condensation.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I believe. I believe a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Oh my god, I don't good. We actually didn't have
the technology to film that at.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
The time I to film the moonland.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Did not have the technology to film it in the
way that like the footage shows.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
So you believe it was fake.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
No, I'm saying we literally we had the technology to
get to the moon, but we did not have the
technology to film it. Oh I see it were going
to replicate that footage basically. Okay, so it would be
more likely for us to actually go to the moon
than the film it at that time period.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
What is the most humbling experience you've had? That's me?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I know.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh wait was that me or whatever?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, that's you.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I know what it is, being handcuffed in my cul
de Sade and walking across in December.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
No getting sober? Oh December?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, that was because I was a fifty one to
fifty and then they took me. They take you in
a police car and handcuff you because they don't want
it was wait, what did you just say?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
So twenty three nineteen?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
What's twenty three nineteen?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Come on, you have kids? Monsters ink? That's what they
yell when what haven't you seen Monsters Inc?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
But I don't remember that.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
I'm not telling you you're not cool enough. I'm not
go watch Monsters Inc.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay? On that note, what was the happiest point in
your life thus far? Brian?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Right before I had the pull up here and.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Such?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Okay, what was the question?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
What was the happiest point in your life so far?
Thus far? What was the happiest point in your life?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
My god, God, someone's complaining a lot tonight.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I'm getting very someone's a short fuse.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I am very hungry.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Oh okay, because someone needs some befing. But I'm not
talking about.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Hey, is that good place? Yeah, it's been there.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I've never even heard of.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
It's the most nasty looking place, but it's delicious. Happiest point.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Meeting me?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, But like, okay, how do you how do you
gauge the single.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Happen thinking about one? Just whatever comes to the top
of your head. What's a happy moment?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
I learned how to walk?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Oh my god, I really am hating.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Both of you.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Quickly, someone go to the kitchen and grab an emergency snack.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
What is the first thing you think people notice about you?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
In fact, he's not wearing underwear.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I was gonna say, is vp L has been visible
penis line?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
I think it's probably my eyes.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It is not.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Have you ever had to say my eyes.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Are up here sometimes.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Because if not, it's not.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Your eyes, dude, it's not your eyes. What has life
taught you recently?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
That's for you, Laura.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Life is not a pleasure life. It's like a buck
of chocolates.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
No, oh that it's probably not gonna make me feel
better when I'm stressed out to take a field trip
to a casino, Oh god, and spend my last sixty
dollars in hopes of like Jesus pressed pay, Let me
(42:30):
expe myself, let me explain myself. I was so I
couldn't come home. I was done with work. I was like,
I've got to go somewhere where's mindless and I can
just do something stupid. So I decided to go to
a casino and just to push those buttons on the
penny machines. And you know what, I left feeling horrible
(42:51):
about myself.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Because I lost.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I was going to say sixty bucks, but big deal, your.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Last sixty bucks is one hundred son of your money.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
That's true?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Oh my god, I'm going to get you banned from
the casinos.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Oh stop, I'm not there that much.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
I'm going to get you banned.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
What's something simple that makes you smile? Be serious?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh see.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Something simple that makes me smile? God, like a really
good California burrito.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Why, okay, I accept that.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Oh now I'm on Greek damn it. I have to
go to be a California after this.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh my god, from where.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
My art does because they're open twenty four to seven.
They're in Mesa.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Oh I know where exactly.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
That's the best, but they are open late.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Go to Tony's. It's right up the hill.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh yeah, the place.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
All right, it's good, Eric. What is your favorite compliment
somebody has ever given you?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Hey, nice epl dude out giant wiener, look at that? No, Wow,
you didn't. You've been eating solid food for the last
twenty four hours, haven't you.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
No. I had a French teacher tell me that I
had beautiful eyes.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
And you remember that.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's so sweet. Oh, your French teacher wanted to bone you.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Probably well, she was probably sixty five.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
When I walks, he's like, hey, She's like, look at this.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Marble hot.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
What has been the highlight of my day? Ten nights? No,
it's I loved this podcast. I love seeing you guys.
Even though you guys are mean, so incredibly mean, I'm
not Laura.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
You know what, if you went to the casino after this,
that would be the highlight of your.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Nightn't because I'd leave feeling like.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Trash or with like ten thousand dollars. My All it
takes is one spin.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
You are the devil right here. You're the devil.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Oh. Jay sent me a scratcher for my birthday, and
I need you to scratch it because I don't know
what I'm doing. You don't know how to scratch scratch.
I need you to show me that I don't scratch
off the wrong thing.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Please give it? Can I have it? Can I just
have it?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
No, because if it's worth something, I'm cashing it in.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
How about I scratch it and then we share it?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
No, never mind, I'll do it myself. Let me, I'll
be you can't do it wrong. I'll have you can scratcher. Also,
the instructions are literally printed on it defunct.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
If you like, scratch everything, every single thing off, it's
still fine either win or lose.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, where is it? It's in my bag?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
All right, We're gonna do it right now because the
show is done.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Okay, bye, get your money.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Don't you think I'm entitled to some of it?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
No, No, you don't do anything any of it.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
If I'm helping him scratch it.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
You've already gambled enough this.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I already told you I was last week.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
You've already this month.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
No, No, I know.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I know, I know. Don't. Please don't tell anybody.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
He probably already knows. He probably already knows you spent
your last sixty dollars.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
He assumed you spent your last sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Oh my god, my eyelashes are coming off.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Oh boy, that means.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That means means she's getting starving everybody. I love you
guys so much. I really really do, and I don't
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Okay, Well, the song is annoying me, so I'm loving
last right now.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
He can't. You are so mean tonight, but I love it.
It's funny. Don't. But it's a fine line. You're walking
a fine line, I think, because I might be going
in singing. What if he goes a little bit farther,
I may tip.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I don't hear very My ears are bleeding, so I can't.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
What will you tip into?
Speaker 2 (47:09):
What lower level.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Will you tip over into.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Tears and that'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
I don't want I want to laugh.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Does your when when your mom texts you and she goes,
how's your week going? You say I'm a mess, and
she goes, when have you not been?
Speaker 1 (47:27):
No, it's just like, what's new, dude?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
You know what? Like instead of you know what we
should do next week? Brand, instead of make Laura laugh,
it should be make Laura cry. Oh god, that would
be an amazing You know, I've.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Got such thick skin right now. Hell no, there's nothing
you can say.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Oh, I could say plenty, But the thing is I
get so much flax.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Oh yeah, big time. Unless your bff over here like
has your back.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Would you know even even if he said the same,
even if I just told him what to say, I
get the flag for.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, if he said it's me, no problem. If you
say to me, oh boy, watch out, watch out this
little again. It's Brian with a Y and he's on
Instagram with Brian Jones.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
I look look at that face. Look at that face
in the monitor.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I am privated, but send me a request face.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I know he just got a groom.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
He looks so cute. I'm taking them home with me tonight.
That's fine, okay, great Elvis.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
That'll give me some rest because the dogs are all
over my bed, all right.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
See you guys anyway.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I love you guys, and love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
I love you, my sweet babies. Byey, Thank you, Dane,
Bye bye what
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