August 22, 2025 • 36 mins
We journey down memory lane with Laura as she reminisces about her amazing and funny times on the Jeff and Jer Show. Manny, a cherished friend, guests on the show to recount both hilarious and sweet moments, Erik's infamous TJ Maxx tale is a highlight, leaving everyone doubled over in laughter. Join the fun with us as we cry with laughter and remember the good ol days. We love Manny for keeping these cherished recordings for us. Love your podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Well, hello there, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We sure appreciate you tuning and really makes our day,
our life, everything.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
We do.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Love your shirt, Eric Rimmer, my co star, thank you,
my porn star.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
He's wearing a shirt that says porn star and then
last episode shirt said daddy needs treats or something.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, good boys get treats?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh good boys? Do you get these shirts at our
favorite place?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
No, not all of them.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, this one doesn't look like it would came from
Did it come from our favorite place?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
No it did not.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, yeah, I don't know why this looks a little
more upscale?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Why upscale porn star shirt? I don't know. Whatever do
you remember that brand? Porn Star?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Who do you remember brand?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And in high school we were not allowed to wear
shirts that said doctor Zog's sex Wax and.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
That was sex wax is great though, but for your surfboard.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, if you showed up to school wearing a mister
Zog sex Wax, I get it, get it, turn it
inside out?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Why why why is it called that? It's such a
weird name.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, hey, I remember doctor Zog? After all these years.
Then they did something right.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Oh, he's still super big in San Diego.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Doctors.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hu.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, they sell his stuff in every San Diego.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I love it because you have to wax your stick.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, but also they made they made car fresheners too,
they do. Yeah, they're really good.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
See I I'm looking for a new good go to
San Diego. I wouldn't think that they would sell register
as they have. Okay, sex wax. I'm going there tomorrow
maybe with my daughter who who knows. Anyway, Welcome to
Laura Hanafter Dark, thank you, thank you. We have a
special guest on tonight.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You that's so excited.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And uh, if you didn't hear last episode, we have
some sad but opportunity and opportunity for you.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Possibly for some of us. Okay, I know I'm gonna
ride that joke.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Anyway, Brian, producer, Brian, who's been with us for three.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Years going to prison.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Time.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He is moving, so unfortunately we can't fly him back
here every monthday.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I would do that.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I wouldn't. Sorry, I'm not going to along a flight,
I know.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Oh my god, no, thank you, I hate that flight.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh my gosh. I know all the that's a far flight.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But anyway, as much as we wish you the best,
of course you're not not till November.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Watch how she's gonna unravel. As it gets like countdown, I.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Feel like I need to have Eric get me one
last signature. I don't know who though, let me see,
Oh maybe a George Lucas one.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That'd be crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I feel like that'd be so hard though, Well, let
me see what I can do.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yeah, I get him.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
We need to get us something for being sticking with
us for three years. Three years of his life.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
He has success right so far, He's never been late.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
He's come. He came one day when I did.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I told him that's happened two times. What the time?
Was my fault though?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And I'm like, oh no, he's just he's always been well.
He used to be really nice to me until he
got to know me and then I don't know things.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's actually pretty nice, Laura. Once the camera turned.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Low, he is so he our fresh as Brian is
leaving us.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And but that's an opportunity for you because we need
a new producer.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So if you know, now, what what's the rundown on
the producing side? Like, what do you need to know
most of all techno technology.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Wise, ideally someone would know how to use obs. Okay,
it's not that hard. Also, just get it problem solving, yes,
because Laura and Eric can't solve a problem.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So that is one hundred accurate.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Maybe some photoshop skills would be nice for the thumbnails.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh yes, basic stuff, basic stuff, and you know, figure
out our website stuff and that's easy.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Our website doesn't get touched my team, I.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Know it doesn't want I need it. Well, I'm going
to try to revamp that too.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But anyway, that's that's the story is Brian is leaving.
But that's an opportunity for you to sit right here.
In an upcoming episode, we are going to audition producers
live on the show every Monday night that's when we
record our podcast. And so if you're interested in being
(04:43):
part of this show, it's important to me. Chemistry is
important to me and to you, but you know, more
importantly it's running the show. But it's also chemistry. You
can't buy that. It just comes naturally or it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, And to be attractive to minds here is that
whoever comes in next it is gonna like Laura more
than me.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, I doubt doubt it. Everybody likes you better than me.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I'll poison them a little bit. I don't worry. But like,
let me walk you out. My watch out. She's the
worst you'll he gonna hate her.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But you're all the ginger. He's a delight.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Eric's amazing, though. You be nice to him if.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You're interested in this one night a week job then
and but so much fun it is, and we have
a blast, and we would love for you.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And Riot, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
A bitch, right you're you're Riot? But right?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Who I am?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You called me a bossy bitch today when you walked
in today, because I am. I'm bossing when you guys
walk in, I barely like you talk. I'm like, don't
talk it out before we get on the podcast. I'm
very mean right before we start the Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It actually annoys me so much.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Something, can't I know.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Which To the point, I'm surprised I'm not in tears.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes I am in tears. I just like
hide it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
So is that why you do that?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, That's exactly why I do it, hide the tears.
That's why I'm leaving. Actually, Oh no, no, I'm not
even moving. I'm just quitting.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Anyway, he told his last week after the show, and
I was.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Like, I'll probably run into Aim at a car washing
le mesa or something.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'll be like like an Laura, like, wait, I'm sorry,
who are you? I had to get away from it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh you're stealing down.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Oh she just got the joke.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I just got the joke. Oh that's so mean.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Anyway, funny though, very funny. And you know what, it
doesn't necessarily have to be Oh man, it could.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Be a woman.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
If you're interested in this job. Laura Kane after Dark
is our Instagram. Send us a d M or you
can email us at Laura Kane a D for after Dark,
Laura Kane a d at Gmail and like and said,
you know, give us your little bio maybe, like what's up?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Who are you and what do you know?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And we'll set you up on a Monday night and
we're gonna do like a little live question and answer session, right,
and then Brian will be here too, do weigh in
on things. I don't know if he wants to, he might,
you might let you unless you know, we'll see. But anyway,
that's the sad news and it's it's sad to me
even though you give me such grief every single podcast,
(07:29):
no matter what I do, I'll drink this right now
and he'll say something.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
To bring up the sadness. I have a very quick
little segment of make Laura laugh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, but can I tease something real quick?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yes you can, of course you can.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And then we have to talk about Laoio Cosmetic.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yes, and then after Loyo Cosmetic that's gonna launch us
into two new products.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
That I got.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And we have a very special guest who has some
very We have a very stone.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I didn't know you came with so much content tonight.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, surprised.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I know there was so much opportunity in the first show.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Can we save some for like.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It's super quick?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, Okay, So all right, la JOYA Cosmetic Surgery Center
is the only place I would send you if you
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Do you need do would you love a breast implant?
(08:30):
How about three sixty lipol or a BBL a Brazilian
butt lift. Unfortunately, you can't take somebody else's fat and
put it in your body, because that doesn't work. I
was like, darn, because my sister, luckily is getting her
old breast implants which are over twenty years old and
(08:51):
they're hurting her and their their scar tissue.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And it's she has a lot of other issues too.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That doctor Swiston who is on last week, who is
doing her surgery, and that makes me so happy because
he did mine and it was just the most awesome
experience ever.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
He's a great guy.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
He just so I just love.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
His background and I just love his attitude, and he
spent so much time with us going over all the
different details and the different options that she had. And
so what she's going to get done is they're going
he's going to take out the old implants and use
the tissue that has grown around it and form her
own her own breasts, so she won't even have an
(09:31):
implant in and god, we didn't even know that that
was an option. So my advice to you is, no
matter what it is that you don't like on your
body for whatever reason, that's why La joya.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
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Speaker 2 (09:46):
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gives out this thing called the Torch Award, which is
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Speaker 1 (09:58):
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Speaker 2 (09:59):
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again again.
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They have so many.
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I mean just five thousand five star reviews. That's what
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Speaker 6 (10:25):
We love them.
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Okay, So go on, mister, what's up?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
All right?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Laura?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm can I give you a little bit of make
Laura Leaft turn that frown upside down?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, Laura, Laura Kane. Did you hear about the guy
with the small penis he broke up with his girlfriend?
You want to know why he just couldn't get that
into her.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Manny, don't just because you're our guest to I does
not mean you have to laugh at jokes.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're not required.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Okay, was that allow.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Cute?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Well across my face? Nothing didn't do it for me?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Not you.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
There we go, that's the tip big tail. Is that it?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's This was really quick.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
I told you it was quick, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I just ordered the two. You've probably seen it on TikTok.
It's going everybody's going crazy over it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Gosh, wait, wait, explain this to me.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
So these are this is this doctor doctor malax and
peel shot. So one is an exfoliant rice ampool and
the other one is an exfoliant rice. But they both
do different things. So you've seen people rub it on
like black heads in the back, black head like pops
right out?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Which? Okay? So which one goes first?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
This one, the red one, the gray one?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I mean the gray one, Yeah, because I've seen this online.
One is red and one is white. Right, is this
the red one or the white one?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
This is the red one.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Red one goes first. Okay, I've been wondering about these.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
So I tried it. Well, now my beard is growing in,
but it came yesterday and I tried it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Your skin looks good right here, I see like I
could see it in the light more. Yeah, it's like
so smooth and it doesn't look like it has no
there's no malasma.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
No, really, greatly cool.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, So, so where did you order that from?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Just?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I got it online? Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
On the the doctor webs I got. I think I
ordered something similar to that. I was on an Instagram thing.
You know what, I've never done that. My best my
best friend, my best friends Stacy, Stacy, she told me
that she all she orders off of is the TikTok shop.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh really, she orders everything up. I'm like, I've never
even been on the TikTok shop.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm I'm very nervous to order anything off of tickbak.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Why why why?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
She says she's loved everything she's gone. Remember I tried
out for the TikTok Dunk Talk shop.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I didn't realize that was that one.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
It's a hyper competitive marketplace where everyone's just trying to
get a commission off of.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So they're like, this is the best thing that's ever
been on the un on there.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I see, I see, Okay, I mean there are some
legitimate stuff on there, but it's just there's no need
to shop on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So oh my gosh, I know we needed.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
And also I know you and you would just I.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Mean i'd go and see you will you this house
with look like a warehouse?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah? Literally?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, So I get.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
A call recently from longtime listener, longtime friend, not only
of the Laura Canaffor Dark podcast, but of the Jeff
and Er showground.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yes, and we've all loved him.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We love him ever since we met him, ever since
we knew there was a Manny. Yes, and Manny, come
on up, he's here tonight. Uh he what he has done?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
This is, you, guys, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I know, I can't even I know, I can't wait
to hear this out.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Manny has Did you record all the things? Or like
you recorded him like old school, recorded him from like
a recorder, like, uh, it's like from old there.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
I have a file from for Cumino six. I had
a file from when I recorded a I used to
record it on the audio cassette.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
And then that's when back in Cumino six and nineteen
ninety five, when Paul Abdolt came to your show. Oh yeah,
that's right, and I recorded an audio cassette. And then
many many many years later, I bought a converter that
we placed the cassette into the converter device and then
(14:56):
it made it into an MP three file.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So he has he has documented so many episodes of
the Jeffers.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Show, from h Q and six Start seven Star ninety
four to one Kicks ninety six point five. God, and
that's when the showgram would upload their their show to
the website, and that's I was able to pull it.
Oh yeah. And then when they also, like for Kixie
(15:28):
for example, that when the showgram would upload their four
hour show.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Uh well, a.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
Couple of years ago, I was able to with a
program Audacity program, I was able to. I've been able
to edit out the commercials and songs and keep the
commercials in there that the Showgram personally advertised.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But keep it, keep the meat y, yeah, because.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
There were some some mishaps that would happen during the commercials.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Oh yeah, No, Manny has presented us with just beyond
a treasure, Beyond the t this is a jewel among jewels.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
This is the original.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
This is titled Laura's Friend Eric's Funny Story. This is
the origin of the TJ Max God blow up the
Bathroom story.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Okay, that's put your headphones on. Yes, he's.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
He's in like a stage, all right, So I'm hooked
up to the Okay, here.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
We go, it's playing. I hear.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Good, there we go.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Here, I give you that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I I think we're gonna have to put the dirt
off for another break because I don't even know if
it's going to get on at all. Here's why would
you rather hear the dirt? Would you rather hear a
story of somebody who plugged up a t J max
(17:08):
bathroom and it overflowed last night?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
TJ Max? Well wait, why did he plug it?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, because he dump he had made her blowout. He
had a blowout in a t J Max bathroom.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
T J Max, TJ TJ Max.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Right, Okay, who is my friend?
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Eric?
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Eric?
Speaker 11 (17:37):
You guys Eric. I'm not even going to say which
one it.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Was you got because I want to picture it that
I know where they all are. Let me guess, I
am sports reader. Was Yes, I pictured it there right away.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
So anybody the works at TJ Max down there that's
listening to this, I want to apologize because.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
It was me.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Wait wait, wait, wait, I have so many questions already.
Obviously this means you didn't tell a manager in the
way out. You just had no so you just rode
the wave of the brown tsunami and left.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
I left so fast.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Tell somebody in the way, I hate you got a
problem in the bathroom, somebody.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
Well, I mean it looked like a murder took place.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Like, let's back up. Why what are you a TJ
MAX for? And when does it hit?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Tell us the whole Okay, Well, I went to dinner
and I had fish and chips, which was probably part
of the problem. So then I needed some shower gel,
so I ran in to get it. And while I
was standing there looking for it, I all of a
sudden my stomach started rumbling, and all of a sudden,
I was like, oh no, all, and I threw everything
(18:58):
down on the shelf, literally ran down the all going
like I was going into labor. Literally kick with my
knee the door open because I didn't want to touch
the handle and.
Speaker 11 (19:13):
Get in there, and I could, thank god, there was.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
No one in there was at like eight thirty or
nine o'clock. Nobody was in there, and I could barely
get in there fast enough.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
And all of a sudden, I go to flesh and
I hear the toilet as I'm walking. I'll go Google goog.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I turned back and was literally at the top, and
I said, oh my god, oh no, maybe if I
just maybe I didn't flush it hard enough.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
That's why you. I always take that chance that it
won't overflow, that it will just give up on that
last little bit of pressure. Right.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Well, dummy here pushes the button again, and it just
was like a mount.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
Vesuvius and I I.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Literally was standing in there like holding my knees, going,
oh my god, no, no, no, no no, and.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
I just ran out.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Where was Adrian.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
At home? I was by myself, which I.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Mean some worker at some poor worker.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yeah, somebody, somebody at TJ Max probably is in hip
boot and swearing at whoever. I mean, it was terrible,
Oh my god. But I think I may have to
go back because I think I left like an internal organ.
Speaker 11 (20:40):
I'm not. But I did manage to text Laura as.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I was running out, like, oh my god, I just
blew up the TJ Max bathroom, so I was able
to be somewhat, you know, multitasking while I.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Oh, did you get your shower?
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Jel, No, I didn't know. I'm gonna I think I'm
gonna have to start shopping at a new TJ Max.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
From now, and no he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That's your gd TJ Max though, that's your one, that's
your go to store.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
I know they're gonna miss me, but you where else
are you gonna go for?
Speaker 8 (21:19):
Deal? Pickle popcorn peons?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
God?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, don't don't play this, don't play. Don't play, don't play, play,
don't play, don't play. Not even me to deal with that. Wait,
not even me.
Speaker 12 (21:45):
I don't have craz.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Seriously, I don't have to be Tommy right now.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Please, Randy found it, he said, my headphones. Hey, I've
got this scene from Dumb and Dumber. Now I don't
know what the scene is. Whatever, turn it over, turn
over the beginning.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Let me just begin.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
This is not good.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Let me in the beginning it.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Could we do this? Could he start at the beginning again?
And then when it's time to turn it off, you
can signal.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Me okay, all gone the top? Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (22:28):
Oh no, ready, here's what you do.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Here's what you do. No, Mark, I know I'm good.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
To recreate Eric's night last night, you need to need
to just that much of it and then the sounds
of footsteps running away okay, and no, here's that much
title wave and then the footsteps running away. I'll give
you time to work on it, like a crashing wave
(23:07):
after the in a wave. And then.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Now here's Emily Griffith with your morning drive Western Union
dot COM's mobile app.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
You might be stuck in trafficing.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh my god, that is so funny. Here we Go?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Are you playing another one?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I paused, Oh no, I'm we're gonna. We're waiting on
the north still heavy traffic. That's here goes. Here we
Go is brought to ol. Here we go, fires and
wheels with their labor. I don't know if it's on here.
Get up to three. It's not on there.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Okay, but that was pretty okay.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So this next one is, uh, shouldn't do Okay, here's
the one. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Okay, this is oh gosh, how old were the kids?
Charlie was eleven? Yeah, Charlie was eleven.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Now, who's the nominee for Mother of the Year.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
I would like to nominate Yes, Tommy Laura Kane.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Congratulations Laura, and Mother of the Week.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
Yesterday, about seven thirty I was driving home from Temecula
and I get a phone call and it's Laura. Laura
went out to eat with her children at a restaurant
in Mission Valley and she didn't have any money to pay.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
That shows our sourcefulness.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Oh yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
He is kids?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
You said right here, I'm gonna call until Tommy. What happened?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Oh my gosh, you.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Said right there.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So wholesome too, m.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
As you know, yesterday it was really hot. Yeah, it's
going to be hot again today.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
And in our new place, we don't have any air
conditioning and it's a really hot house.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
So I'm like, you know.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
What, I'm not going to try to cook, not like
I do every day anyway. But I'm like, you know what, no,
definitely not today. I'm not going to start cooking. So
I said, you know, where should we go? I'm thinking
to myself, where should we go? That sounds like it
be good, Like we have a lot of things to
choose from. The kids will get something wholesome. And then
I thought of that new restaurant that it's called San
Diego Home Cooking.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Oh yeah, and a real hot looking chick that advertises
on TV.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
The waitresses are also Eastern European, Like yeah, so yike,
So how.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
About that.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
We go to the White Mission Valley and we all
get a really wholesome meal.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
In fact, we even had some for leftover. So I'm like, score,
I have some for the kids for lunch tomorrow. We're
all good. The check comes, I reached my purse, my
wallet is not there. I go, Charlie, I'm.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Going to tell you we're gonna have to start calling
some of my mama's friend.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Well, then it pops into my mind.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
I'm like, oh, well, Tommy knows this woman because he had.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
This big one of.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
His big TV specials was held at that restaurant.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Up there in Ranch Panasuita.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
So maybe they'll let me come back tomorrow to bring
the money.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was like nineteen dollars. I as interest. I'm the server.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Sorry, I said, well she lives at me like really,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Have any money?
Speaker 7 (26:34):
And I said, well, is it okay? If just at
I know your boss? Is she here the one on
the TV commercials? Yes, she's here. Oh ask her if
she she knows Tommy. Some want tell her Jeff and Gershorogram,
Tommy Sablant.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
And that I'm good for it. I'm good for it,
and I can come back. So I really don't want
to come back tonight.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Get rid of it.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
Nineteen bucks for three people.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
What you do?
Speaker 11 (27:03):
Split up peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
And we had soup and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
My kids didn't really we weren't really that hungry. We
had soup and.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
No no fruit. Soup and fruit happened. It's a soup
and fruit.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So the woman goes, who Jerry and Jet What?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
I said, Oh, it's a show on the radio called
the Jeff Trust me, she'll know who it is. Thomas.
Just say Thomas, a blonde. She goes, all right, So
she goes back. She comes back, she goes, well, she
said that if you leave your your license, that maybe
(27:47):
we can you can come back tonight or something. I'm like,
I can, please have her come over here. I know
she knows our shoes sh Please let's just come back tonight.
Let's just go come back tonight and we'll pay.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I go no, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's too late, so uncomfortable, it's so bad at Please
come over.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
I know she knows our.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Goes okay, So there's the meantime. I'm like, Tommy, I
call it you, Tommy, thank god.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
He answer.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
You're never going to believe what's happening. I don't have
any money. I left the wallet at home.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
She said, You're never gonna believe it, but you did
believe it. I believe it. I just said, Tommy, you're
believe what's happening.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
He's like, look, let me just give you my credit
card number.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
See if she's good with.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
That, and then you can pay that way, and then
you know, maybe I'll text Mel.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
The woman's name is Mouth.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Did you give you your credit card number?
Speaker 10 (28:42):
I gave Jerry's credit card number.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Reject you.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Well, so anyway, they took that and that we were
good to go, but I never did.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Tommy's like, go say hi to the woman, know, and
so I'm like, well no. By that time, I'm like horrified.
So I just left and that was so anyway.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Wow, is a lovely night out with the family. We
like to congrat late Don Katie only held the title
for one day the Mother of the Year for this week,
Laura Kane, thank you begging over a nineteen dollars restaurant
tab and pulling me.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Do you know who I am?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Weird?
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Know I have to call one of MoMA's special friends.
Speaker 11 (29:22):
Kids.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
You just sit right here, We'll call Tommy.
Speaker 11 (29:26):
Laura.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That is you know something Bell hasn't come over the house.
Oh god, Hi, I'm Laura Kane for dining dash dot com.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Fuck the hard all need dinan dash dot com.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Wait what year was this?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
This twenty eleven?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Even in twenty eleven you were trying to throw it
around your name. Oh yeah, over nineteen dollars too.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I swear to god, Brian, I'm not that kind is
I'm not a Do you know who I am? Kind?
I to go, Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
May do it once a week, but it's not who
I am.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Stick up for me.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
I'm not that.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
No, you're not like that.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay, he's not. You're not very convinced.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Best friends and eat avouch for you like that?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Manny?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Did you record the one where she feeding the diaper
in Starbucks?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
It's oh my god, it's not this one.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
This one just says Eric Rummer naked. Should we play
that one?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
And then and then we'll say the rest for another time.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I'm sorry, it's sweat already. There we go?
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Yeo, your friend Eric's online for Eddie?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Eric?
Speaker 11 (30:39):
Eric?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Eric?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
What you do?
Speaker 11 (30:44):
I went to a birthday party for about fifteen people.
At cafe in downtown and poor, that's all I have
to say. And I'm not a big drinker. And they
had pitches of singer at the table and I was
eating the fruit and I got so hammered that the
friend I was with, she said she turned to talk
(31:06):
to the girl next to her, and the girl kind
of looked at where I had been sitting because I
said I had to go to the bathroom, and she
said I'd taken off every stitch of clothing and we
were all the way in the bront of the restaurant
that I got to go get a cab. I want
to go home. And I just walked through the restaurant
and naked. And the camp said, you don't come back.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Yeah, it's a shame. That's such a good placed. We
really liked you.
Speaker 11 (31:35):
Well, I won't know that anymore.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yeah, hey, Eric, that's they say tapas, not topless.
Speaker 11 (31:43):
I was topless, bottomless, I was everything.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
So wow. Then what happened once she got out.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
Well they just they I was, I guess outside. She
came running out and I was outside trying to get
the cab.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
And she put your clothes back on you.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
Well, she came out with my clothes.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
I'll come back, So thank you, Eric, Eric Eric Eric
Eric banned from Cafe Sevilla. If you're just listening here,
remember if you advertise on Kixie, these are the kind
of people we can attract.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
The your story.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, okay, Now the funniest thing, Eric, what you've told
You've told me this is why he doesn't drink, because
a lot of these things happen. But I don't know
what being a drinker for a former drinker and drinking
a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I never once was like.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Oh my god, I've hammered all this.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Take off all my clothes in public.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Well let me just say it's not the first time
it happened, and it wasn't the last.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Well why the clothes?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Also the story, well, actually this doesn't shock me because
he's already prone to being naked, so the lack of
inhibition would encourage that. But what that story makes no
sense when he tells it on the radio, because all
he all he says is like, yeah, there was singery
on the table and I was eating some fruit and
I was hammered.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I was starving eaten probably all I know.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
But there's no connection between like the cingria and the
fruit being loaded.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
You know, the fruit has the most alcohol apparently.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, I guess that's what I found out later.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Oh yeah, you have never had that classy of Singuria.
Oh man, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
That was rough.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Did you did you ever go back?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
No, I was banned, Yeah he was. I recently went
back after a concert, I think, but it's moved locations now,
so I was all right.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
He took one step in. They're like, no, I know,
that's why. Yeah, that was always get out of here,
dick swinger.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
That's probably why. You just want to show off your number. Remember,
not little he was like.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
He was like kind of walking with his swing and
his hips with a swagger. It was helicopter like.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Oh yeah, the helicopter for sure.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Oh man, I'm so hot.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Oh so embarrassing. Well, I don't think I've ever told
you this story. Oh god. I was at a birthday party.
This was years and years and years ago, and it
was up off of Sassafras Street and it was a
Halloween party. I was initially supposed to be the designated
(34:23):
driver and at one point one of my friends was like,
what are you drinking? And I said, oh, just that
punch in there and it was like peach. You know,
it was just flavored punch. I thought it was non
alcoholic and it was like jungle juice. I got so hammered.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Wait, I said, do you just not know what alcohol
tastes like?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
No, because I'm not a big drinker, so you would think.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
You would instantly go, oh, wow, that's alcohol.
Speaker 12 (34:52):
T No. Was.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
It was super super sweet. It tasted like peaches. And
I wound up taking off all my clothes, running out
the front door, taking off my costume, running out the
front door, down the steps onto Sassa Press Street, and
I turned the corner and there was a cop sitting
in his car, and my friends came with my clothes
(35:14):
and he was he got out of his car and
shining the flashlight on me. And they came up and said, oh,
he's not driving.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
So I you he did not give you a ticket
for exposure.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
No, it was a different time. It was a different time. Yeah,
I just I'm so confused. It's like someone hands you
a long island and you're just like, oh, this delicious
glass of iced tea doesn't say it's like booze at all. Yeah,
I mean he's drinking jungle juice and never realizes that
it's boozed. Like what, it's not like jungle juice is
known for being tame or any like.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
You know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
It's called jungle juice.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Right.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
They give him a like a like a handle of vodka.
He's like, oh, water, he's like a little spicy, but
otherwise good like refreshing.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
We see. I call it being accidental only drunk.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yeah, I'm I'm confused about that part.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, because I didn't I didn't set out to
Well, hello there, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We sure appreciate you tuning and really makes our day,
our life, everything.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
We do.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Love your shirt, Eric Rimmer, my co star, thank you,
my porn star.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
He's wearing a shirt that says porn star and then
last episode shirt said daddy needs treats or something.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, good boys get treats?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh good boys? Do you get these shirts at our
favorite place?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
No, not all of them.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, this one doesn't look like it would came from
Did it come from our favorite place?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
No it did not.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, yeah, I don't know why this looks a little
more upscale?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Why upscale porn star shirt? I don't know. Whatever do
you remember that brand? Porn Star?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Who do you remember brand?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And in high school we were not allowed to wear
shirts that said doctor Zog's sex Wax and.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
That was sex wax is great though, but for your surfboard.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, if you showed up to school wearing a mister
Zog sex Wax, I get it, get it, turn it
inside out?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Why why why is it called that? It's such a
weird name.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, hey, I remember doctor Zog? After all these years.
Then they did something right.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Oh, he's still super big in San Diego.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Doctors.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hu.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, they sell his stuff in every San Diego.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I love it because you have to wax your stick.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, but also they made they made car fresheners too,
they do. Yeah, they're really good.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
See I I'm looking for a new good go to
San Diego. I wouldn't think that they would sell register
as they have. Okay, sex wax. I'm going there tomorrow
maybe with my daughter who who knows. Anyway, Welcome to
Laura Hanafter Dark, thank you, thank you. We have a
special guest on tonight.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You that's so excited.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And uh, if you didn't hear last episode, we have
some sad but opportunity and opportunity for you.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Possibly for some of us. Okay, I know I'm gonna
ride that joke.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Anyway, Brian, producer, Brian, who's been with us for three.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Years going to prison.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Time.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He is moving, so unfortunately we can't fly him back
here every monthday.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I would do that.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I wouldn't. Sorry, I'm not going to along a flight,
I know.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Oh my god, no, thank you, I hate that flight.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh my gosh. I know all the that's a far flight.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But anyway, as much as we wish you the best,
of course you're not not till November.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Watch how she's gonna unravel. As it gets like countdown, I.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Feel like I need to have Eric get me one
last signature. I don't know who though, let me see,
Oh maybe a George Lucas one.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That'd be crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I feel like that'd be so hard though, Well, let
me see what I can do.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yeah, I get him.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
We need to get us something for being sticking with
us for three years. Three years of his life.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
He has success right so far, He's never been late.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
He's come. He came one day when I did.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I told him that's happened two times. What the time?
Was my fault though?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And I'm like, oh no, he's just he's always been well.
He used to be really nice to me until he
got to know me and then I don't know things.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's actually pretty nice, Laura. Once the camera turned.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Low, he is so he our fresh as Brian is
leaving us.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And but that's an opportunity for you because we need
a new producer.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So if you know, now, what what's the rundown on
the producing side? Like, what do you need to know
most of all techno technology.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Wise, ideally someone would know how to use obs. Okay,
it's not that hard. Also, just get it problem solving, yes,
because Laura and Eric can't solve a problem.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So that is one hundred accurate.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Maybe some photoshop skills would be nice for the thumbnails.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh yes, basic stuff, basic stuff, and you know, figure
out our website stuff and that's easy.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Our website doesn't get touched my team, I.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Know it doesn't want I need it. Well, I'm going
to try to revamp that too.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But anyway, that's that's the story is Brian is leaving.
But that's an opportunity for you to sit right here.
In an upcoming episode, we are going to audition producers
live on the show every Monday night that's when we
record our podcast. And so if you're interested in being
(04:43):
part of this show, it's important to me. Chemistry is
important to me and to you, but you know, more
importantly it's running the show. But it's also chemistry. You
can't buy that. It just comes naturally or it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, And to be attractive to minds here is that
whoever comes in next it is gonna like Laura more
than me.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, I doubt doubt it. Everybody likes you better than me.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I'll poison them a little bit. I don't worry. But like,
let me walk you out. My watch out. She's the
worst you'll he gonna hate her.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But you're all the ginger. He's a delight.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Eric's amazing, though. You be nice to him if.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You're interested in this one night a week job then
and but so much fun it is, and we have
a blast, and we would love for you.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And Riot, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
A bitch, right you're you're Riot? But right?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Who I am?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You called me a bossy bitch today when you walked
in today, because I am. I'm bossing when you guys
walk in, I barely like you talk. I'm like, don't
talk it out before we get on the podcast. I'm
very mean right before we start the Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It actually annoys me so much.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Something, can't I know.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Which To the point, I'm surprised I'm not in tears.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes I am in tears. I just like
hide it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
So is that why you do that?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, That's exactly why I do it, hide the tears.
That's why I'm leaving. Actually, Oh no, no, I'm not
even moving. I'm just quitting.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Anyway, he told his last week after the show, and
I was.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Like, I'll probably run into Aim at a car washing
le mesa or something.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'll be like like an Laura, like, wait, I'm sorry,
who are you? I had to get away from it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh you're stealing down.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Oh she just got the joke.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I just got the joke. Oh that's so mean.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Anyway, funny though, very funny. And you know what, it
doesn't necessarily have to be Oh man, it could.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Be a woman.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
If you're interested in this job. Laura Kane after Dark
is our Instagram. Send us a d M or you
can email us at Laura Kane a D for after Dark,
Laura Kane a d at Gmail and like and said,
you know, give us your little bio maybe, like what's up?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Who are you and what do you know?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And we'll set you up on a Monday night and
we're gonna do like a little live question and answer session, right,
and then Brian will be here too, do weigh in
on things. I don't know if he wants to, he might,
you might let you unless you know, we'll see. But anyway,
that's the sad news and it's it's sad to me
even though you give me such grief every single podcast,
(07:29):
no matter what I do, I'll drink this right now
and he'll say something.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
To bring up the sadness. I have a very quick
little segment of make Laura laugh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, but can I tease something real quick?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yes you can, of course you can.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And then we have to talk about Laoio Cosmetic.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yes, and then after Loyo Cosmetic that's gonna launch us
into two new products.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
That I got.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And we have a very special guest who has some
very We have a very stone.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I didn't know you came with so much content tonight.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, surprised.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I know there was so much opportunity in the first show.
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Speaker 4 (10:28):
Laura?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm can I give you a little bit of make
Laura Leaft turn that frown upside down?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, Laura, Laura Kane. Did you hear about the guy
with the small penis he broke up with his girlfriend?
You want to know why he just couldn't get that
into her.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Manny, don't just because you're our guest to I does
not mean you have to laugh at jokes.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're not required.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Okay, was that allow.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Cute?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Well across my face? Nothing didn't do it for me?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Not you.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
There we go, that's the tip big tail. Is that it?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's This was really quick.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
I told you it was quick, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I just ordered the two. You've probably seen it on TikTok.
It's going everybody's going crazy over it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Gosh, wait, wait, explain this to me.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
So these are this is this doctor doctor malax and
peel shot. So one is an exfoliant rice ampool and
the other one is an exfoliant rice. But they both
do different things. So you've seen people rub it on
like black heads in the back, black head like pops
right out?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Which? Okay? So which one goes first?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
This one, the red one, the gray one?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I mean the gray one, Yeah, because I've seen this online.
One is red and one is white. Right, is this
the red one or the white one?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
This is the red one.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Red one goes first. Okay, I've been wondering about these.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
So I tried it. Well, now my beard is growing in,
but it came yesterday and I tried it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Your skin looks good right here, I see like I
could see it in the light more. Yeah, it's like
so smooth and it doesn't look like it has no
there's no malasma.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
No, really, greatly cool.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, So, so where did you order that from?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Just?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I got it online? Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
On the the doctor webs I got. I think I
ordered something similar to that. I was on an Instagram thing.
You know what, I've never done that. My best my
best friend, my best friends Stacy, Stacy, she told me
that she all she orders off of is the TikTok shop.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh really, she orders everything up. I'm like, I've never
even been on the TikTok shop.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm I'm very nervous to order anything off of tickbak.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Why why why?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
She says she's loved everything she's gone. Remember I tried
out for the TikTok Dunk Talk shop.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I didn't realize that was that one.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
It's a hyper competitive marketplace where everyone's just trying to
get a commission off of.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So they're like, this is the best thing that's ever
been on the un on there.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I see, I see, Okay, I mean there are some
legitimate stuff on there, but it's just there's no need
to shop on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So oh my gosh, I know we needed.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
And also I know you and you would just I.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Mean i'd go and see you will you this house
with look like a warehouse?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah? Literally?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, So I get.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
A call recently from longtime listener, longtime friend, not only
of the Laura Canaffor Dark podcast, but of the Jeff
and Er showground.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yes, and we've all loved him.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We love him ever since we met him, ever since
we knew there was a Manny. Yes, and Manny, come
on up, he's here tonight. Uh he what he has done?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
This is, you, guys, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I know, I can't even I know, I can't wait
to hear this out.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Manny has Did you record all the things? Or like
you recorded him like old school, recorded him from like
a recorder, like, uh, it's like from old there.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
I have a file from for Cumino six. I had
a file from when I recorded a I used to
record it on the audio cassette.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
And then that's when back in Cumino six and nineteen
ninety five, when Paul Abdolt came to your show. Oh yeah,
that's right, and I recorded an audio cassette. And then
many many many years later, I bought a converter that
we placed the cassette into the converter device and then
(14:56):
it made it into an MP three file.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So he has he has documented so many episodes of
the Jeffers.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Show, from h Q and six Start seven Star ninety
four to one Kicks ninety six point five. God, and
that's when the showgram would upload their their show to
the website, and that's I was able to pull it.
Oh yeah. And then when they also, like for Kixie
(15:28):
for example, that when the showgram would upload their four
hour show.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Uh well, a.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
Couple of years ago, I was able to with a
program Audacity program, I was able to. I've been able
to edit out the commercials and songs and keep the
commercials in there that the Showgram personally advertised.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But keep it, keep the meat y, yeah, because.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
There were some some mishaps that would happen during the commercials.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Oh yeah, No, Manny has presented us with just beyond
a treasure, Beyond the t this is a jewel among jewels.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
This is the original.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
This is titled Laura's Friend Eric's Funny Story. This is
the origin of the TJ Max God blow up the
Bathroom story.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Okay, that's put your headphones on. Yes, he's.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
He's in like a stage, all right, So I'm hooked
up to the Okay, here.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
We go, it's playing. I hear.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Good, there we go.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Here, I give you that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I I think we're gonna have to put the dirt
off for another break because I don't even know if
it's going to get on at all. Here's why would
you rather hear the dirt? Would you rather hear a
story of somebody who plugged up a t J max
(17:08):
bathroom and it overflowed last night?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
TJ Max? Well wait, why did he plug it?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, because he dump he had made her blowout. He
had a blowout in a t J Max bathroom.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
T J Max, TJ TJ Max.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Right, Okay, who is my friend?
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Eric?
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Eric?
Speaker 11 (17:37):
You guys Eric. I'm not even going to say which
one it.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Was you got because I want to picture it that
I know where they all are. Let me guess, I
am sports reader. Was Yes, I pictured it there right away.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
So anybody the works at TJ Max down there that's
listening to this, I want to apologize because.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
It was me.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Wait wait, wait, wait, I have so many questions already.
Obviously this means you didn't tell a manager in the
way out. You just had no so you just rode
the wave of the brown tsunami and left.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
I left so fast.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Tell somebody in the way, I hate you got a
problem in the bathroom, somebody.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
Well, I mean it looked like a murder took place.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Like, let's back up. Why what are you a TJ
MAX for? And when does it hit?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Tell us the whole Okay, Well, I went to dinner
and I had fish and chips, which was probably part
of the problem. So then I needed some shower gel,
so I ran in to get it. And while I
was standing there looking for it, I all of a
sudden my stomach started rumbling, and all of a sudden,
I was like, oh no, all, and I threw everything
(18:58):
down on the shelf, literally ran down the all going
like I was going into labor. Literally kick with my
knee the door open because I didn't want to touch
the handle and.
Speaker 11 (19:13):
Get in there, and I could, thank god, there was.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
No one in there was at like eight thirty or
nine o'clock. Nobody was in there, and I could barely
get in there fast enough.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
And all of a sudden, I go to flesh and
I hear the toilet as I'm walking. I'll go Google goog.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I turned back and was literally at the top, and
I said, oh my god, oh no, maybe if I
just maybe I didn't flush it hard enough.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
That's why you. I always take that chance that it
won't overflow, that it will just give up on that
last little bit of pressure. Right.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Well, dummy here pushes the button again, and it just
was like a mount.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
Vesuvius and I I.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Literally was standing in there like holding my knees, going,
oh my god, no, no, no, no no, and.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
I just ran out.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Where was Adrian.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
At home? I was by myself, which I.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Mean some worker at some poor worker.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yeah, somebody, somebody at TJ Max probably is in hip
boot and swearing at whoever. I mean, it was terrible,
Oh my god. But I think I may have to
go back because I think I left like an internal organ.
Speaker 11 (20:40):
I'm not. But I did manage to text Laura as.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I was running out, like, oh my god, I just
blew up the TJ Max bathroom, so I was able
to be somewhat, you know, multitasking while I.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Oh, did you get your shower?
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Jel, No, I didn't know. I'm gonna I think I'm
gonna have to start shopping at a new TJ Max.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
From now, and no he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That's your gd TJ Max though, that's your one, that's
your go to store.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
I know they're gonna miss me, but you where else
are you gonna go for?
Speaker 8 (21:19):
Deal? Pickle popcorn peons?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
God?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, don't don't play this, don't play. Don't play, don't play, play,
don't play, don't play. Not even me to deal with that. Wait,
not even me.
Speaker 12 (21:45):
I don't have craz.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Seriously, I don't have to be Tommy right now.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Please, Randy found it, he said, my headphones. Hey, I've
got this scene from Dumb and Dumber. Now I don't
know what the scene is. Whatever, turn it over, turn
over the beginning.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Let me just begin.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
This is not good.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Let me in the beginning it.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Could we do this? Could he start at the beginning again?
And then when it's time to turn it off, you
can signal.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Me okay, all gone the top? Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (22:28):
Oh no, ready, here's what you do.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Here's what you do. No, Mark, I know I'm good.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
To recreate Eric's night last night, you need to need
to just that much of it and then the sounds
of footsteps running away okay, and no, here's that much
title wave and then the footsteps running away. I'll give
you time to work on it, like a crashing wave
(23:07):
after the in a wave. And then.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Now here's Emily Griffith with your morning drive Western Union
dot COM's mobile app.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
You might be stuck in trafficing.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh my god, that is so funny. Here we Go?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Are you playing another one?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I paused, Oh no, I'm we're gonna. We're waiting on
the north still heavy traffic. That's here goes. Here we
Go is brought to ol. Here we go, fires and
wheels with their labor. I don't know if it's on here.
Get up to three. It's not on there.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Okay, but that was pretty okay.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So this next one is, uh, shouldn't do Okay, here's
the one. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Okay, this is oh gosh, how old were the kids?
Charlie was eleven? Yeah, Charlie was eleven.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Now, who's the nominee for Mother of the Year.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
I would like to nominate Yes, Tommy Laura Kane.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Congratulations Laura, and Mother of the Week.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
Yesterday, about seven thirty I was driving home from Temecula
and I get a phone call and it's Laura. Laura
went out to eat with her children at a restaurant
in Mission Valley and she didn't have any money to pay.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
That shows our sourcefulness.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Oh yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
He is kids?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
You said right here, I'm gonna call until Tommy. What happened?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Oh my gosh, you.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Said right there.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So wholesome too, m.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
As you know, yesterday it was really hot. Yeah, it's
going to be hot again today.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
And in our new place, we don't have any air
conditioning and it's a really hot house.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
So I'm like, you know.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
What, I'm not going to try to cook, not like
I do every day anyway. But I'm like, you know what, no,
definitely not today. I'm not going to start cooking. So
I said, you know, where should we go? I'm thinking
to myself, where should we go? That sounds like it
be good, Like we have a lot of things to
choose from. The kids will get something wholesome. And then
I thought of that new restaurant that it's called San
Diego Home Cooking.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Oh yeah, and a real hot looking chick that advertises
on TV.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
The waitresses are also Eastern European, Like yeah, so yike,
So how.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
About that.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
We go to the White Mission Valley and we all
get a really wholesome meal.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
In fact, we even had some for leftover. So I'm like, score,
I have some for the kids for lunch tomorrow. We're
all good. The check comes, I reached my purse, my
wallet is not there. I go, Charlie, I'm.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Going to tell you we're gonna have to start calling
some of my mama's friend.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Well, then it pops into my mind.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
I'm like, oh, well, Tommy knows this woman because he had.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
This big one of.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
His big TV specials was held at that restaurant.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Up there in Ranch Panasuita.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
So maybe they'll let me come back tomorrow to bring
the money.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was like nineteen dollars. I as interest. I'm the server.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Sorry, I said, well she lives at me like really,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Have any money?
Speaker 7 (26:34):
And I said, well, is it okay? If just at
I know your boss? Is she here the one on
the TV commercials? Yes, she's here. Oh ask her if
she she knows Tommy. Some want tell her Jeff and Gershorogram,
Tommy Sablant.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
And that I'm good for it. I'm good for it,
and I can come back. So I really don't want
to come back tonight.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Get rid of it.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
Nineteen bucks for three people.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
What you do?
Speaker 11 (27:03):
Split up peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
And we had soup and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
My kids didn't really we weren't really that hungry. We
had soup and.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
No no fruit. Soup and fruit happened. It's a soup
and fruit.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So the woman goes, who Jerry and Jet What?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
I said, Oh, it's a show on the radio called
the Jeff Trust me, she'll know who it is. Thomas.
Just say Thomas, a blonde. She goes, all right, So
she goes back. She comes back, she goes, well, she
said that if you leave your your license, that maybe
(27:47):
we can you can come back tonight or something. I'm like,
I can, please have her come over here. I know
she knows our shoes sh Please let's just come back tonight.
Let's just go come back tonight and we'll pay.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I go no, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's too late, so uncomfortable, it's so bad at Please
come over.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
I know she knows our.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Goes okay, So there's the meantime. I'm like, Tommy, I
call it you, Tommy, thank god.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
He answer.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
You're never going to believe what's happening. I don't have
any money. I left the wallet at home.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
She said, You're never gonna believe it, but you did
believe it. I believe it. I just said, Tommy, you're
believe what's happening.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
He's like, look, let me just give you my credit
card number.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
See if she's good with.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
That, and then you can pay that way, and then
you know, maybe I'll text Mel.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
The woman's name is Mouth.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Did you give you your credit card number?
Speaker 10 (28:42):
I gave Jerry's credit card number.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Reject you.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Well, so anyway, they took that and that we were
good to go, but I never did.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Tommy's like, go say hi to the woman, know, and
so I'm like, well no. By that time, I'm like horrified.
So I just left and that was so anyway.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Wow, is a lovely night out with the family. We
like to congrat late Don Katie only held the title
for one day the Mother of the Year for this week,
Laura Kane, thank you begging over a nineteen dollars restaurant
tab and pulling me.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Do you know who I am?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Weird?
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Know I have to call one of MoMA's special friends.
Speaker 11 (29:22):
Kids.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
You just sit right here, We'll call Tommy.
Speaker 11 (29:26):
Laura.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That is you know something Bell hasn't come over the house.
Oh god, Hi, I'm Laura Kane for dining dash dot com.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Fuck the hard all need dinan dash dot com.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Wait what year was this?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
This twenty eleven?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Even in twenty eleven you were trying to throw it
around your name. Oh yeah, over nineteen dollars too.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I swear to god, Brian, I'm not that kind is
I'm not a Do you know who I am? Kind?
I to go, Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
May do it once a week, but it's not who
I am.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Stick up for me.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
I'm not that.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
No, you're not like that.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay, he's not. You're not very convinced.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Best friends and eat avouch for you like that?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Manny?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Did you record the one where she feeding the diaper
in Starbucks?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
It's oh my god, it's not this one.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
This one just says Eric Rummer naked. Should we play
that one?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
And then and then we'll say the rest for another time.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I'm sorry, it's sweat already. There we go?
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Yeo, your friend Eric's online for Eddie?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Eric?
Speaker 11 (30:39):
Eric?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Eric?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
What you do?
Speaker 11 (30:44):
I went to a birthday party for about fifteen people.
At cafe in downtown and poor, that's all I have
to say. And I'm not a big drinker. And they
had pitches of singer at the table and I was
eating the fruit and I got so hammered that the
friend I was with, she said she turned to talk
(31:06):
to the girl next to her, and the girl kind
of looked at where I had been sitting because I
said I had to go to the bathroom, and she
said I'd taken off every stitch of clothing and we
were all the way in the bront of the restaurant
that I got to go get a cab. I want
to go home. And I just walked through the restaurant
and naked. And the camp said, you don't come back.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Yeah, it's a shame. That's such a good placed. We
really liked you.
Speaker 11 (31:35):
Well, I won't know that anymore.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yeah, hey, Eric, that's they say tapas, not topless.
Speaker 11 (31:43):
I was topless, bottomless, I was everything.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
So wow. Then what happened once she got out.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
Well they just they I was, I guess outside. She
came running out and I was outside trying to get
the cab.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
And she put your clothes back on you.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
Well, she came out with my clothes.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
I'll come back, So thank you, Eric, Eric Eric Eric
Eric banned from Cafe Sevilla. If you're just listening here,
remember if you advertise on Kixie, these are the kind
of people we can attract.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
The your story.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, okay, Now the funniest thing, Eric, what you've told
You've told me this is why he doesn't drink, because
a lot of these things happen. But I don't know
what being a drinker for a former drinker and drinking
a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I never once was like.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Oh my god, I've hammered all this.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Take off all my clothes in public.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Well let me just say it's not the first time
it happened, and it wasn't the last.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Well why the clothes?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Also the story, well, actually this doesn't shock me because
he's already prone to being naked, so the lack of
inhibition would encourage that. But what that story makes no
sense when he tells it on the radio, because all
he all he says is like, yeah, there was singery
on the table and I was eating some fruit and
I was hammered.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I was starving eaten probably all I know.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
But there's no connection between like the cingria and the
fruit being loaded.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
You know, the fruit has the most alcohol apparently.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, I guess that's what I found out later.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Oh yeah, you have never had that classy of Singuria.
Oh man, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
That was rough.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Did you did you ever go back?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
No, I was banned, Yeah he was. I recently went
back after a concert, I think, but it's moved locations now,
so I was all right.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
He took one step in. They're like, no, I know,
that's why. Yeah, that was always get out of here,
dick swinger.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
That's probably why. You just want to show off your number. Remember,
not little he was like.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
He was like kind of walking with his swing and
his hips with a swagger. It was helicopter like.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Oh yeah, the helicopter for sure.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Oh man, I'm so hot.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Oh so embarrassing. Well, I don't think I've ever told
you this story. Oh god. I was at a birthday party.
This was years and years and years ago, and it
was up off of Sassafras Street and it was a
Halloween party. I was initially supposed to be the designated
(34:23):
driver and at one point one of my friends was like,
what are you drinking? And I said, oh, just that
punch in there and it was like peach. You know,
it was just flavored punch. I thought it was non
alcoholic and it was like jungle juice. I got so hammered.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Wait, I said, do you just not know what alcohol
tastes like?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
No, because I'm not a big drinker, so you would think.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
You would instantly go, oh, wow, that's alcohol.
Speaker 12 (34:52):
T No. Was.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
It was super super sweet. It tasted like peaches. And
I wound up taking off all my clothes, running out
the front door, taking off my costume, running out the
front door, down the steps onto Sassa Press Street, and
I turned the corner and there was a cop sitting
in his car, and my friends came with my clothes
(35:14):
and he was he got out of his car and
shining the flashlight on me. And they came up and said, oh,
he's not driving.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
So I you he did not give you a ticket
for exposure.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
No, it was a different time. It was a different time. Yeah,
I just I'm so confused. It's like someone hands you
a long island and you're just like, oh, this delicious
glass of iced tea doesn't say it's like booze at all. Yeah,
I mean he's drinking jungle juice and never realizes that
it's boozed. Like what, it's not like jungle juice is
known for being tame or any like.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
You know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
It's called jungle juice.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Right.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
They give him a like a like a handle of vodka.
He's like, oh, water, he's like a little spicy, but
otherwise good like refreshing.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
We see. I call it being accidental only drunk.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yeah, I'm I'm confused about that part.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, because I didn't I didn't set out to
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