August 26, 2025 • 38 mins
In this hilarious podcast episode, we kick things off with some super juicy celeb gossip that’s bound to raise eyebrows. We then hilariously recount Laura’s “scary fat foot” story. The conversation shifts to the pumpkin spice craze and discuss why it’s taken over fall. You won’t believe what Laura pulled out of Erik’s arm. In a quirky segment, they draw a piano while diving into a countdown of the 10 funniest movies from the last 50 years, sharing laugh-out-loud moments and witty insights. This episode is packed with humor and lightheartedness, making it a must-listen! Love your podcast!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Here
we go, Here we go, here we go. Oh we are,
We're on, We're we're on.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Anyway, welcome to Laura Kane after dark. You guys, Hello,
how's it going? How about this crazy weather?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What is hotter than the Devil's asshole outside?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's like, you know, it was like they had like
this weird thing where they had I forgot what their
term is, but it was like hotter in Chewula Vista
than it was in Anzebrago desert, like they had like
a heat like bomb. I was like, it was kind
of like heat bomb kind of thing. I don't wow.
But anyway, but.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You're bringing the heat today because you like hot.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, this is the where finally wear it out of
Laura's closet and throw it away.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Addition, why are you gonna throw it away?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Because okay, this dress I got at Target on sale
like clearance, clearance, clearance in Ranchi cucka maga of all places,
like for like four dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, whit never warn it. It's very cute.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Because I didn't. I thought it was you.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You would choose to throw this away versus some of
the other idious things that are in your closet. Yeah,
it's like the like the top of the built in
bra or whatever that hideous thing was. Oh, you prefer
to keep that and toss that out? Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Anyway, I'm just going through my closet and I was like, Okay,
I've never worn that. I want to wear that tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I think I'm gonna have to go through your closet again.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I oh no, don't, No, you're not allowed. You're not
allowed to near my closet because it's too it's it's horrifying.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well listen, it can't be any more horrifying than when
I saw it, though.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And I still have a fat foot, might have a
fat but when it happened, remember I filmed the casino.
I told you like three weeks ago, dude, the fat foot.
It won't go away.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I sing, it looks like you're a cabbage patch hit.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I'm not gonna go a doctor for that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It totally looks like a cabbage You do you have
like cabbage patch kid foot?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh my gosh, I bought these.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's almost like discolored, just horrible. Probably take a look
at it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I bought these boots that you put on and they
like massage your they're spilled to stimulate everything and they
like and then they also have heat and they have
like compression and all this stuff to try to like
get the fatness away and the swelling away. I still
have a fat foot.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I even ice the foot tonight. Still fat.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah. It just looks like it looks like one of
those Remember how he Mandel, how he'd blow up those
little those little.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Gloves, those little on his head.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, and it looks like one of those.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I know, I can't be going. I can't fit into
andy and my sandals.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I can't imagine that for three weeks. Yeah, you probably
should go to the doctor. That's thank you, Nurse Brian.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes, but mama don't having a healthcare at the moment,
So I guess I'm gonna have to go down.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
To Tijuan or urgent care.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And pat of pocket pay like eight thousand dollars for
like one I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I don't think urgent care is that much.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I think you might be.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Under yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they like you
get stuck with it all right, it is, you know
whatever I go there for everything else. Okay, so freaky
weather and all right, what do you guys think about
this time of year? I love fall, Don't get me wrong.
I love fall. I love Halloween. I love back to school.
(04:01):
I just love it just feels comfortable.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And Matti Bardie, rubblefoot shut back.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Everything just feels like cozy, er and everything. But I
cannot take the pumpkin spice.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It's not a good flavor. Disgust likes it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Why is it so popular?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Me more cinnamon stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yes, I love cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Like do you guys like pumpkin pie?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, neither do I disgusting It's horrible. So what is
the big bang about?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
It's like me, she's so cynical, and.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm so angry about pumpkin spice. I think he's getting
because it makes such a big deal about it every year,
like Starbucks. Oh we're gonna we're releasing our pumpkin spice,
watteah the first one.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I expected it to be way better than it was,
because it's actually pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It just I won't even right. It just sounds.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I will try nothing with pumpkin. Nothing with pumpkin. Pumpkin
seeds are good pumpkin seeds are good. How do you
cook them?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I'll take your word, all right, buy them cooked?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Have you ever? Have you ever I have cooked them
the pumpkin and put them in the on the tray.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I would say, you put it in the oven and
then you salt them and then you eat them, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Salt, but like you could add some like little seasonings
to it.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I guess you could.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm so tired. I've been to the airport three times today.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I'm tired too. I woke up, are you I think
it's the heat.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, it's like freaky. This weather is weird. But did
it rain in Alpine yesterday? Okay, didn't rain here.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It was hot as hell, but it didn't cool down.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
It was a hot rain.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh yeah, weird, horrible And then yeah, and so I
then I couldn't sleep because you know, it's so hot.
I had the fan going on. And then Evan's and
my Evan left today, so I took her to the
airport at four in the morning. And then my roommate
Marie left to go back to France, and I took
(06:14):
her to the airport at five in the morning. And
then Jorgey was here. Jorge is Antonio's friend. Hi, Jorge.
He's the greatest guy. He's a really cool guy. He's
never been to a professional baseball game before, and he
loves Sorry, but he loves the Dodgers. Anyway. He's start Cabo.
He's born and raised Cabo, and he's he's never been
(06:37):
to a professional game. So I was excited for him.
So they went on Sunday that he flew up here
to come see the Dodgers played the fin So I
had to drive him all the way by Sunday Sunday.
I know, I know, right, but he said he said
it was so briggin hot. It was. It was unbearable,
(07:02):
Like it was like almost too hot to sit in
the seats. They had to find like a shady spot.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
It's always pretty cool downtown though, I mean it's humid,
but it was no. I went to the beach yesterday
and that was it was the only place I was
like sweating bullets, but actually like it was the only
place where that actually felt good. So did you go
in the water, Yeah, that felt that was Actually I
hate getting the water at the beach, but it was
actually pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I know, because the ocean is freezing usually no.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
It felt great. Yeah, it actually felt really good.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh my gosh, what is up with this weather?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Is the San Diego and knock August? It gets hot well.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And then we have this and it's humid. Splash flood
advisory we had earlier today for yeah, it was for
like the your area.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
We didn't getting right. There were dark clouds up.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Probably, Okay, Now I want to know we're going to
talk about Lohoi cosmon. Oh yeah, but I want to
know what you think about this, because I think I
think that this guy is just saying something to make
me feel good because I look old. I go to
(08:14):
seven eleven and I buy at three celsiuses because there
was three for six dollars dollars and so I was
putting in my number because you have to be a
member or whatever, and he goes, hey, can I see
your ID? I'm like, huh, huh. He was just joking around.
He's like huh. I'm like that's funny, you know. He goes, no, no, no,
(08:36):
you look you look good. You look good. I'm like,
thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
He's like, yo, no, I might need to see your ID.
And I'm like this happen before when I've like had
to buy when I've actually had to buy alcohol for
like parties and stuff, not for myself. And and they
I'm just like, are they saying this because they are
(09:06):
trying to be nice because I look old? And they're
just like saying, oh, you show me your ID because
you're so young looking. Wink wink wink. You know what
I mean. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
They're being creepy. They want to get your address.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I know, it's really weird.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You do look very fetching today, though, thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, makeup looks.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Good, really, thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hair looks good, It looks.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Good, looks better without extensions.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Your your club foot doesn't look so great.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I know, my big fat foot.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean, you definitely have hammer toe.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I have the worst. I have a cankle. I have
a cankle.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You do have a candle, yes you do? Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, let's take a broad So in September, my sister
is going to a cosmetic surgery center to get her
old ass implants that have been in there for twenty
one years taken out. They are hard, they hurt her.
(10:14):
Doctor Swiston thinks one may have ruptured, possibly and maybe
leaking and causing some problems that are symptomatic, causing other
symptoms that mimic things like lupus. You know. So when
they say, you know, you need to to replace your
(10:37):
breast implants every ten years or whatever or every fifteen years,
they they're not kidding around, you know. But she went
too long, and so she has like the scar and everything,
and I'm like, Jenny, you are not going anywhere else.
I'm not going to send you to anyone else with
doctor Swiston at La Joia Cosmetic Surgery Center because they
(10:57):
will take such good care of you, you know, what's
so cool. And she thought that they were just take
the implants out and stick new, smaller ones in, right,
But what they're going to do is they're going to
like take them out, scrape out like the scar tissue,
and then mold her own tissue into her own breast,
(11:22):
so she won't even have an implant. She will have
a breast, I know. So it's really there are so
many options with La Joia Cosmetic Surgery Center, no matter
what it is. If you want LiPo three sixty, LiPo
a BBL, or a facelift, a lower facelift, or an
upper facelift and a bluff a lower bleff. Remember where
(11:43):
you were thinking about that for a little while. La
Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center is the place to go. They
have thousands upon thousands of five star reviews. I would
not send you anywhere else. If you want to get
something done, do it. You deserve it, and I want
you to go to La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center to
(12:03):
do it. And I can't wait till Jenny comes. I know,
I know it's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
She gotta be on the show.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Well, I don't know, because she's gonna be like three
days out of surgery, so she might not be.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
She's gonna be a live wire, she might not be
like super happy.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Jenny's not like she's not like me. She looks like
me with red hair, but she doesn't act like me.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
She acts like me.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
She's like super private. You are, well, no, you're private.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, but we do have that same personality. You have
no idea what the two of us text each other.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You redheads. She's redhead, he's redhead. My mom's red head.
You redheads have like a little club. You thing going on,
like a cult.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
They're all going to hell together. So we might as
well get close. Now.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, now, I know I realize that most of you
probably listen to this podcast. But one time I have
a bank. One time at bankum as you notice, I've
put a piece of paper by each of your little
stations and a pen. I want you with it. It's
(13:17):
over there, it's not well here here take this one.
There you go. I want you guys to draw a piano,
a piano, a piano. I just trust me. Somebody did
this on the radio one time and it was the
(13:38):
funniest thing ever.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I'm really tempted to draw something else despite.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Don't here put on some music.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You always tell me this, like I have like a
consortium of music.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Here I have put one song on for just to
fill not the crickets. Okay, let's see, Okay, what was
(14:12):
the last time you saw a piano?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Eric this morning?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
What's better than Rosa's on your piano? What tulips on
your organ?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Stupid?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Just stupid?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, hey look at that. Okay, so there's Eric's Okay,
let's see Eric. Look at he's ready for his like
your little what do they call it? Not audition? But
you're a little concerto. Yes, look at you.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
A little seats.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh my goodness, here's mine.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's just like, that's good.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's the that's an overview of grand piano. Mhm, Brian,
and just trying to make space room over here. I know,
come on, I want to see you draw a piano
because I wanted to see if you would draw an
upright piano, a grand piano or you know, so many
(15:18):
different kinds. Anyway, you did a good that's really good.
It kind of like kind of looks like the Rady Show.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, a little bit. That's a total look. I was
going for.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh my god, oh my god. Okay in the double D. Yes,
I'm a special correspondent, remember, because I have something that
we're going to fight about.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh boy, Special correspondent Laura Kane direct from Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes, Brian. You
don't have to make it a precasso. No, no, what
that's my favorite. You cannot do that on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't think a wiener.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
It's not my wiener, I.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Know, but it is like a defensive it's very offensive.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I've seen so many offensive things on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh my gosh, okay, do you want to tell the
story about the thing that came out of your arm
before going.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
To Okay, So on Monday, I talked about seeing this
product on TikTok. It's called doctor Malaxin Can See, and
it's a it's a serum, it's a it's a two
step deal, and it's all these people you know, getting
(16:48):
black heads out and raving about how well it works.
So I thought, why not for the show.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Because you had you had a black head that was
a troubling I did.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It was probably it was on my on my bicep.
It was right here where that big hole is it was,
and I had had it for like five years and
I had had it removed and then it came back
and I was like, I couldn't get it out, and
I just haven't had time to go to the dermatologist
(17:21):
to even bother to get it out again. So I
saw it and I thought, Okay, oh that's good. So Monday,
you know, the product comes in. Last week, I try it.
It doesn't work, and I'm like, of course it doesn't,
(17:43):
So I try it again. It doesn't work. So I
look on the website and it says, oh, it can
take a couple of applications depending on how big the
the blackhead is.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So after the pod arm, blackhead is no joke. By
the way, don't show please, don't show. Don't know, we
shouldn't show the picture. Actually actually actually, Eric, don't Eric, please,
(18:19):
I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, I think people are gonna want to see.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No one wants to.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Seecture the wrong channel for it looks like a kernel
of corn. So I rub it on. This is like
the fourth application. Laura says, Oh my god, it's starting
to move. And I'm like, this heartbeat move or like,
and she goes, no, it's tarting to move in the socket.
She goes, turn your head so she's to my right.
(18:46):
We've got a light kind of on my arm. I
turn my head to the left and she squeezes my
arm and I hear this and Laura goes, oh my god,
I gotta show him. No, Eric, Eric, that's that's where
it came out of my arm.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Eric, God, Eric, that is the grossest thing we've ever
shown on our show.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It was so disgusting. I almost threw up.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I know, and it was as hard as a rock.
It was discussing how does it get to that point?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I mean, you wash every day, so why does a.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Silkwood shower every day.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Sometimes like every single night. So how does a blackhead
like that form?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I don't know. But that big round part was under
the skin was which was so gross we almost threw up.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
That, which makes me which makes me think of Burning Man.
Did you hear what's happening at Burning Man? Oh? My god?
They there are winds are so severe, like the dust
storm has just destroyed this huge, like really expensive, very
(20:15):
important art piece destroyed by like these windstorms.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Why why does that? That has never appealed to me
to go to Burning Man well, or or Coachella for
that matter.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
So they're totally different vibes.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
But they're in the middle of like a sand.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Storm, It's true. But like Burning Man is more like
a week long thing and you kind of like form
a community and you you you form a town sort
of like thing and you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I don't know, whatever is just a big fest where
people like drop acid or hallucinogenic.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Some people do some people do naked. There there is
a tent for sober people. I know that.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
By the way, here's Brian's piano cute.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He's like an old right of course it fits Brian.
He's eighty years old.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Actually, I used to have a baby grand and he
spend more time on that drap.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Drew one of the oldest pianos alive. That's probably at
like the Winchester House.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Apprates are not that old. That's like the most common
pianos and upright piano.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You know what. I when I was growing up, I
had a player piano. It was so much fun and
my mom still has it, but it's we can't find
anybody to fix it for under like.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Playing piano, yes, okay, but it had.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
These roles that you put into it, and it like,
oh yeah, the roles like would fit these like little
thoughts and stuff, and it was so fun. We would
sing songs and anyway it looked like this all Ryan,
okay whatever. Eric, can't believe you showed that. I can't
believe you.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Showed You want me to show it again?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
No, no, the first time?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Okay, Well, I wanted people to know that it actually does.
We're not that type of show though. You don't need
to show the actual gross part.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
We can describe it with our words usual right now.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
But I'm a visual person that audience doesn't always like
throw up.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, does not want to throw up, all right, So
let's get down to double D. Let's get down to
the double D.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Oh. Yes, God especial correspondent is getting on my last nerve.
I know she's very annoying tonight.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I know I'm super annoying.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
So Laura, this is going to be for you.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Justin Bieber sents very sexy workout picks out to his
fans and he called them.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
All hose, called his fans hose.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, it was like thirst trap for your hose or
something like that. His wife, however, was not happy, and
she just sent an eye roll emoji, fueling the chatter
about their marriage.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I just saw him do a video. He was he
was lip syncing a Drake song and he looked hot.
He looked he looked good. He's handsome, he's a handsome man.
And he didn't look sick or anything. But uh oh,
uh oh, the wheels coming off of this thing.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Probably Okay, did you hear about little nause x over
the weekend?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I heard some sprinklings of this.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
So he was arrested at four o'clock in the morning
running naked down Ventura Boulevard in La It started out
where he was wearing tidy Whitey's white cowboy boots and
I think a white cowboy hat and was just like
incoherently rambling like where's the party? You coming to the party?
(23:57):
Where's a party? And the sad thing was is that
people were taking videos of him doing Who on earth
is up at four am? I have no Well if
he's making all his noise, well, people were in cars though,
taking videos of cars, cars, and so he was arrested
(24:18):
and then the underwear came off. Then he got arrested.
He he injured three police officers and faces up to
five years in state prison if convicted. Allegedly he was
high and possibly suffering from a mental health crisis.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh okay, that's sad, the high thing, yeah you think?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Side note, have you heard about that serial butt sniffer
up in Glendale?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
No, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I heard a guy got arrested.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, he's been doing this since like for thirteen years.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
How do you who would know that? And how would
you know that?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
As the woman? One woman caught it on a home
camera and it went viral on TikTok thirteen years ago. No,
this was in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Was that the one where she was in a dressing
room or something in like a bookstore?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, yes, that one, and then sniffing
a butt in Northstrom rack and then over the weekend
he got arrested for sniffing someone's butt in line at Walgreens.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well he has really deserting taste. Wow, they must have
like the stinkios butts.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I didn't realize that was illegal.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I mean that's just gross. Yea, who that is the.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Bizarre Like, so the one was like what are you?
She was like, what are you doing down there? And
he's like, oh, I'm just tying my shoe. And she
knew he was something weird.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
No, I believe him.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wouldn't you feel someone's nose in your buttthole?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Well, I don't think it's that close.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh that is gross.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh it's just it's just Lewde and he is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
He still hasn't been caught. Oh they did arrest him. Okay.
So Millie Bobby Brown is a mom. She and her
husband Jake bong Jovi, adopted a baby girl this summer.
They haven't shared her name.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yet oh I love I love celebrity baby names.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Darn it.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yes, it's not even her real kid.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I know what. She's young.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
She's like twenty one.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I know that's sweet. She adopted a baby.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Only one SNL cast member is confirmed to return the season.
Oh boy, the new Saturday Night Live cast will be announced.
Saturday Night Live has rarely been funny in years.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, that's a popular thing to say.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
No, it's true, but is it. When's when's the last
really funny SNL sketch you saw?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I will say this though, the one that was really
funny was actually, and I choking as I say this,
but it was when Kim Kardashian hosted and they did
the Moms Night at the club that music video, and
it was like eight oh two, and they're all like
a sleep on like a sofa in the middle of
the club.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
They've all got their shoes off. But that's not even
that's not even like a clever punchline. That's like the
most like based like like their jokes are not like
smart anymore.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
They're really stupid.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Really dumb.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
In the If only one cast member is coming back,
then I.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Think that's okay because their current lineup like hasn't been
great in a couple of years. Like they're okay, but
none of them are like crazy funny. The last funny
one I saw, They did do a funny one with
Jack Black a couple of months ago or weeks ago.
That one was funny, but it wasn't super funny. It
was just kind of stupid funny. Yeah, but like eighties,
like seventies, eighties, nineties SNL, that was some funny stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Do you think it's gonna go bye bye?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I don't. This is their fiftieth season, I know, And
do you know Lauren. Michael said that he would have
if she were still alive, He would have asked Nato Connor,
just saying on the fiftieth oh really yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Well he both of them are still alive.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, Lord Michaels is alive.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
But so guess who it is that's coming back The
Lord Michael said he was going to shake things up.
So the only returney so far is James Austin Johnson,
who plays President Trump.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Oh I know that dude, Yeah, I know that face.
I don't know anything more than just his.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So the new cast will be announced.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Bason is no longer in the lineup.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It is not okay, I don't think. I don't think
Keenan Thompson is going to go anywhere, though, I think
he'll be back. He's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
He's so funny, I.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Know, and I think some of those girls are coming.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
To the movies and stuff.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
SN was best when I had Norm McDonald doing Weekend Update.
Weekend Update is still kind of funny. Yeah, it is that,
but it's not all the time funny. They've just had
a couple of really funny moments.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Do you like Jost and Chay?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
They're fine, Yeah, but not hilarious.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Though you thought you thought Norm McDonald was hilarious.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Dude, Nor McDonald had like the fun I mean he
got he was so funny. He got kicked off.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
But for what for doing what?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Oh jokes that were way too edgy. That's why they
were funny.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
See, well, they weren't edgy. They were just really offensive.
But that's kind of the whole point.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Anyways, Yes, good news here. I for the most part,
is very happy now if she does this and gets
rid of the grill, I'm all in. Madonna is cooling
it with the plastic surgery because of her twenty nine
year old boyfriend. Now Madonna is sixty seven. She is
(29:38):
reportedly cooling it with the more intense cosmetic procedures because
her twenty nine year old boyfriend likes her the way
she is. They have given up our. Madonna's doctors have
given her some pretty interesting looks in recent years, maybe
coming to an end. Rumor has it she's cooling it
with the more intense cosmetic procedures, and it's mainly because
(29:59):
her twenty nine years boyfriend, Akeem Morris likes her the
way she is. A source says, quote, she started to
listen to a chem who tells her she's beautiful. She
doesn't normally listen to anyone but her, but she does
to him. She now wants to own being sixty seven
rather than trying to like twenty seven. Good for her.
The source adds that she's doing less invasive things like
led lights, oxygen facials, and lymphatic drainage. Things to give
(30:23):
your face a refresh.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, the twenty nine year old who's saying that he
loves he thinks she's so beautiful and everything, she's Madonna.
She's got Madonna money. He's twenty nine years old. Dude,
I mean you.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Are get the money.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I mean, go for it, dude.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
It's right arrangement, right, go for He's getting something, he's
good gat something.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
And I still love Madonna so and she is starting
to look much better because I was trying to get
worried for a while.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
She's looking more like normal normal. Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Of surprised. Apple TV just raised raised its monthly fee
by thirty percent. It went from nine ninety nine to
twelve ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Already dead.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
But what about Severance.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I'll restart it when the next season come.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh but you know what, you guess what Ben Stiller said,
He's not directing any more Severances.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
I'm okay with that. Why because he wasn't the show runner.
He was just the director.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
He directed some of the most incredible scene.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
He did not direct the best episodes.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
You don't think no, Now, Ben Stiller is a good director. Yeah,
he's not like the greatest director. He wasn't the reason
Severance was good.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Really, I kind of think so.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
No.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Anyway, the best episodes were in directed by him.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Hey, you know what, we have a special correspondent from
La from Hollywood. Okay, you did you How long did
it take you to get here tonight?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Oh my god, in traffic it took four hours? What
yes from La Yes, darling, Darling. Okay, so here are
petty reasons people have for hating on celebrities. And then
I have the top ten funniest movies of the last
fifty years. Oh, this is what we're gonna We're gonna
(32:09):
fight over this. Okay, okay, mister beast. Just think his
eyes and smile seems soulless.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Who is a movie?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Now? This is what somebody says about mister beast.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
This is mister beast.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Wait, what's the headline of this article?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Again? This is what petty reasons why people dislike celebrities.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Oh, okay, you've heard of the hate for him?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
He's a YouTuber, He's a he started off he's a
YouTuber as a just a regular guy, right, yeah, I
mean what did he had? He what was this yet?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
He's a colonel.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I mean he just made like, I don't know, videos,
challenge videos. He's just a YouTuber who's super mega successful now.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yes and hugely successful now has lines of like he
has like a chocolate I bought a candy bar, a
mister beast candy bar the other day. It's like, dude, good,
good for you. Claire Danes, she always looks like she's
about to cry. Somebody says, what about Claire Danes, where's
(33:10):
she been?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Gwyneth Paltrow. I was once shushed by her handlers because
she was about to walk by, and I've had a
one sided beef with her ever since.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
That's a good reason to dislike her.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I feel like Jacob Alordie. He's doing everything to seem
artsy and deep and philosophical, Like, come on, dude, pulling
out a book in the one minute it takes to
fill up your gas for a paparazzi pick.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
That's kind of funny, Jacob Elordi. He was in He
was also in Saltburn. Oh, the hot one, the hot guy.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah, who cares? Not particularly impressed by him.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
You know, I'm dumb. Okay, now here we go. Okay, Now,
this is just a random website that came up with
these top ten funniest movies of all time in the
of the last fifty years.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Of all time, of the last few years.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, yeah, okay. Starting with number ten, Anchorman A Legend
of Burgundy.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You can't say's probably one of the funniest movie.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I think those movies are overrated. It's funny, they are funny,
but they are overrated.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Laughed out loud when I saw them.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Yeah, that's because you projected yourself into that movie. You're like, oh,
la joia news media, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, that was it was hysterical. Anchorman was funny. Anchorman
is funny.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
It's very funny.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's overrated.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
A fish called Wanda.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I haven't seen that. Actually, probably won't.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You haven't.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
No, it's old.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I don't remember it.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I do, and it wasn't that funny.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It really.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
It's critically acclaimed by who this website?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
No, by like a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, I just don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh this one I laughed at a lot.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Super Bad, Oh, super Bad should be higher.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Superbad is so freaking.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Super Bad may actually be the best comedy of the
last fifty years. Super Bad is super but it also
is not just funny. It's just like kind of iconic.
At this point, it started like multiple huge careers.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Totally Yeah, oh my god. Jonah Hill with his dick box.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Michael Sarah, I mean that stupid.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
The Life of Brian.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Oh, that wasn't that funny? The Monty Python, Yeah, that's
kind of funny. Yes, funnier though.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I've never seen the Life of Brian.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
The Big Lebowski, Okay, I didn't think that was funny.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I don't think it was funny.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
It is, but it's more of a thriller, like it's
kind of Yeah, it was funny though.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh, Bride's Maids sucks. It does not suck.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
That funny it's his stare.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It is so funny.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
It's the only movie though, where I wasn't annoyed by
Kirsten dunst like her being like kind of like.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
A you mean Christen Wig Christen Wig?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Which one am I thinking of? Oh the other one? Okay.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I still didn't like Bridesmaids. I thinking, what's the other
one that is like Bridesmaids that Kirsten Dunce is in.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
The bird Cage is number three.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Oh that was funny. Nathan Lane, Oh my god, that
was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
This is Spittal Tap okay, which Antonio almost made me
watch the other day, Battle thank you. And the Number
one funniest movie in the last fifty years.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Young Frankenstein Nope, Why step Brothers, Nope, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Step brother Brothers is Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
That's really fun Young Frankenstein is not on the list.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Young is so funny to know.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
I would put the other guys on there with Naked Gun,
the other guys, the other with Mark.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Wahlberg and Will Farrell.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Have I seen that.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
It's a buddy cop movie, but like commedy, it's actually
really funny, is it?
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Naked Gun?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
No, come on, come on, Bingo.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Airplane probably is the funniest one airplane. I would scrap
half the other ones on that line too.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, I'd say Young Frankenstein was h hilarious.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Do you remember, Yeah, I wouldn't play on the list.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh it was hilarious Small Brooks.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
All right. Now, coming up on Thursday, I have an
outstanding Rando News segment. It includes things left behind at festivals.
You will not believe what people have left behind, Yes, festivals,
it's gross. And five fashion faux paws that will get
(37:45):
kicked out of Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh, I already know what one of them is. What
probably some T shirt that's got swearing on it.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Well, I'll tell you dressing up like the princesses.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I'll tell you coming up from the next episode. Anyway,
Thank you so much for watching and listening. We love
you so much. Love your podcast, Love your podcast. Love
you more, sweet babies,
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Here
we go, Here we go, here we go. Oh we are,
We're on, We're we're on.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Anyway, welcome to Laura Kane after dark. You guys, Hello,
how's it going? How about this crazy weather?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What is hotter than the Devil's asshole outside?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's like, you know, it was like they had like
this weird thing where they had I forgot what their
term is, but it was like hotter in Chewula Vista
than it was in Anzebrago desert, like they had like
a heat like bomb. I was like, it was kind
of like heat bomb kind of thing. I don't wow.
But anyway, but.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You're bringing the heat today because you like hot.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, this is the where finally wear it out of
Laura's closet and throw it away.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Addition, why are you gonna throw it away?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Because okay, this dress I got at Target on sale
like clearance, clearance, clearance in Ranchi cucka maga of all places,
like for like four dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, whit never warn it. It's very cute.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Because I didn't. I thought it was you.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You would choose to throw this away versus some of
the other idious things that are in your closet. Yeah,
it's like the like the top of the built in
bra or whatever that hideous thing was. Oh, you prefer
to keep that and toss that out? Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Anyway, I'm just going through my closet and I was like, Okay,
I've never worn that. I want to wear that tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I think I'm gonna have to go through your closet again.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I oh no, don't, No, you're not allowed. You're not
allowed to near my closet because it's too it's it's horrifying.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well listen, it can't be any more horrifying than when
I saw it, though.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And I still have a fat foot, might have a
fat but when it happened, remember I filmed the casino.
I told you like three weeks ago, dude, the fat foot.
It won't go away.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I sing, it looks like you're a cabbage patch hit.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I'm not gonna go a doctor for that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It totally looks like a cabbage You do you have
like cabbage patch kid foot?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh my gosh, I bought these.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's almost like discolored, just horrible. Probably take a look
at it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I bought these boots that you put on and they
like massage your they're spilled to stimulate everything and they
like and then they also have heat and they have
like compression and all this stuff to try to like
get the fatness away and the swelling away. I still
have a fat foot.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I even ice the foot tonight. Still fat.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah. It just looks like it looks like one of
those Remember how he Mandel, how he'd blow up those
little those little.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Gloves, those little on his head.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, and it looks like one of those.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I know, I can't be going. I can't fit into
andy and my sandals.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I can't imagine that for three weeks. Yeah, you probably
should go to the doctor. That's thank you, Nurse Brian.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes, but mama don't having a healthcare at the moment,
So I guess I'm gonna have to go down.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
To Tijuan or urgent care.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And pat of pocket pay like eight thousand dollars for
like one I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I don't think urgent care is that much.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I think you might be.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Under yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they like you
get stuck with it all right, it is, you know
whatever I go there for everything else. Okay, so freaky
weather and all right, what do you guys think about
this time of year? I love fall, Don't get me wrong.
I love fall. I love Halloween. I love back to school.
(04:01):
I just love it just feels comfortable.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And Matti Bardie, rubblefoot shut back.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Everything just feels like cozy, er and everything. But I
cannot take the pumpkin spice.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It's not a good flavor. Disgust likes it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Why is it so popular?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Me more cinnamon stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yes, I love cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Like do you guys like pumpkin pie?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, neither do I disgusting It's horrible. So what is
the big bang about?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
It's like me, she's so cynical, and.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm so angry about pumpkin spice. I think he's getting
because it makes such a big deal about it every year,
like Starbucks. Oh we're gonna we're releasing our pumpkin spice,
watteah the first one.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I expected it to be way better than it was,
because it's actually pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It just I won't even right. It just sounds.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I will try nothing with pumpkin. Nothing with pumpkin. Pumpkin
seeds are good pumpkin seeds are good. How do you
cook them?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I'll take your word, all right, buy them cooked?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Have you ever? Have you ever I have cooked them
the pumpkin and put them in the on the tray.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I would say, you put it in the oven and
then you salt them and then you eat them, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Salt, but like you could add some like little seasonings
to it.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I guess you could.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm so tired. I've been to the airport three times today.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I'm tired too. I woke up, are you I think
it's the heat.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, it's like freaky. This weather is weird. But did
it rain in Alpine yesterday? Okay, didn't rain here.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It was hot as hell, but it didn't cool down.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
It was a hot rain.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh yeah, weird, horrible And then yeah, and so I
then I couldn't sleep because you know, it's so hot.
I had the fan going on. And then Evan's and
my Evan left today, so I took her to the
airport at four in the morning. And then my roommate
Marie left to go back to France, and I took
(06:14):
her to the airport at five in the morning. And
then Jorgey was here. Jorge is Antonio's friend. Hi, Jorge.
He's the greatest guy. He's a really cool guy. He's
never been to a professional baseball game before, and he
loves Sorry, but he loves the Dodgers. Anyway. He's start Cabo.
He's born and raised Cabo, and he's he's never been
(06:37):
to a professional game. So I was excited for him.
So they went on Sunday that he flew up here
to come see the Dodgers played the fin So I
had to drive him all the way by Sunday Sunday.
I know, I know, right, but he said he said
it was so briggin hot. It was. It was unbearable,
(07:02):
Like it was like almost too hot to sit in
the seats. They had to find like a shady spot.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
It's always pretty cool downtown though, I mean it's humid,
but it was no. I went to the beach yesterday
and that was it was the only place I was
like sweating bullets, but actually like it was the only
place where that actually felt good. So did you go
in the water, Yeah, that felt that was Actually I
hate getting the water at the beach, but it was
actually pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I know, because the ocean is freezing usually no.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
It felt great. Yeah, it actually felt really good.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh my gosh, what is up with this weather?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Is the San Diego and knock August? It gets hot well.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And then we have this and it's humid. Splash flood
advisory we had earlier today for yeah, it was for
like the your area.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
We didn't getting right. There were dark clouds up.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Probably, Okay, Now I want to know we're going to
talk about Lohoi cosmon. Oh yeah, but I want to
know what you think about this, because I think I
think that this guy is just saying something to make
me feel good because I look old. I go to
(08:14):
seven eleven and I buy at three celsiuses because there
was three for six dollars dollars and so I was
putting in my number because you have to be a
member or whatever, and he goes, hey, can I see
your ID? I'm like, huh, huh. He was just joking around.
He's like huh. I'm like that's funny, you know. He goes, no, no, no,
(08:36):
you look you look good. You look good. I'm like,
thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
He's like, yo, no, I might need to see your ID.
And I'm like this happen before when I've like had
to buy when I've actually had to buy alcohol for
like parties and stuff, not for myself. And and they
I'm just like, are they saying this because they are
(09:06):
trying to be nice because I look old? And they're
just like saying, oh, you show me your ID because
you're so young looking. Wink wink wink. You know what
I mean. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
They're being creepy. They want to get your address.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I know, it's really weird.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You do look very fetching today, though, thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, makeup looks.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Good, really, thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hair looks good, It looks.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Good, looks better without extensions.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Your your club foot doesn't look so great.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I know, my big fat foot.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean, you definitely have hammer toe.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I have the worst. I have a cankle. I have
a cankle.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You do have a candle, yes you do? Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, let's take a broad So in September, my sister
is going to a cosmetic surgery center to get her
old ass implants that have been in there for twenty
one years taken out. They are hard, they hurt her.
(10:14):
Doctor Swiston thinks one may have ruptured, possibly and maybe
leaking and causing some problems that are symptomatic, causing other
symptoms that mimic things like lupus. You know. So when
they say, you know, you need to to replace your
(10:37):
breast implants every ten years or whatever or every fifteen years,
they they're not kidding around, you know. But she went
too long, and so she has like the scar and everything,
and I'm like, Jenny, you are not going anywhere else.
I'm not going to send you to anyone else with
doctor Swiston at La Joia Cosmetic Surgery Center because they
(10:57):
will take such good care of you, you know, what's
so cool. And she thought that they were just take
the implants out and stick new, smaller ones in, right,
But what they're going to do is they're going to
like take them out, scrape out like the scar tissue,
and then mold her own tissue into her own breast,
(11:22):
so she won't even have an implant. She will have
a breast, I know. So it's really there are so
many options with La Joia Cosmetic Surgery Center, no matter
what it is. If you want LiPo three sixty, LiPo
a BBL, or a facelift, a lower facelift, or an
upper facelift and a bluff a lower bleff. Remember where
(11:43):
you were thinking about that for a little while. La
Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center is the place to go. They
have thousands upon thousands of five star reviews. I would
not send you anywhere else. If you want to get
something done, do it. You deserve it, and I want
you to go to La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center to
(12:03):
do it. And I can't wait till Jenny comes. I know,
I know it's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
She gotta be on the show.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Well, I don't know, because she's gonna be like three
days out of surgery, so she might not be.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
She's gonna be a live wire, she might not be
like super happy.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Jenny's not like she's not like me. She looks like
me with red hair, but she doesn't act like me.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
She acts like me.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
She's like super private. You are, well, no, you're private.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, but we do have that same personality. You have
no idea what the two of us text each other.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You redheads. She's redhead, he's redhead. My mom's red head.
You redheads have like a little club. You thing going on,
like a cult.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
They're all going to hell together. So we might as
well get close. Now.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, now, I know I realize that most of you
probably listen to this podcast. But one time I have
a bank. One time at bankum as you notice, I've
put a piece of paper by each of your little
stations and a pen. I want you with it. It's
(13:17):
over there, it's not well here here take this one.
There you go. I want you guys to draw a piano,
a piano, a piano. I just trust me. Somebody did
this on the radio one time and it was the
(13:38):
funniest thing ever.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I'm really tempted to draw something else despite.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Don't here put on some music.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You always tell me this, like I have like a
consortium of music.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Here I have put one song on for just to
fill not the crickets. Okay, let's see, Okay, what was
(14:12):
the last time you saw a piano?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Eric this morning?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
What's better than Rosa's on your piano? What tulips on
your organ?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Stupid?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Just stupid?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, hey look at that. Okay, so there's Eric's Okay,
let's see Eric. Look at he's ready for his like
your little what do they call it? Not audition? But
you're a little concerto. Yes, look at you.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
A little seats.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh my goodness, here's mine.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's just like, that's good.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's the that's an overview of grand piano. Mhm, Brian,
and just trying to make space room over here. I know,
come on, I want to see you draw a piano
because I wanted to see if you would draw an
upright piano, a grand piano or you know, so many
(15:18):
different kinds. Anyway, you did a good that's really good.
It kind of like kind of looks like the Rady Show.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, a little bit. That's a total look. I was
going for.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh my god, oh my god. Okay in the double D. Yes,
I'm a special correspondent, remember, because I have something that
we're going to fight about.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh boy, Special correspondent Laura Kane direct from Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes, Brian. You
don't have to make it a precasso. No, no, what
that's my favorite. You cannot do that on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't think a wiener.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
It's not my wiener, I.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Know, but it is like a defensive it's very offensive.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I've seen so many offensive things on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh my gosh, okay, do you want to tell the
story about the thing that came out of your arm
before going.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
To Okay, So on Monday, I talked about seeing this
product on TikTok. It's called doctor Malaxin Can See, and
it's a it's a serum, it's a it's a two
step deal, and it's all these people you know, getting
(16:48):
black heads out and raving about how well it works.
So I thought, why not for the show.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Because you had you had a black head that was
a troubling I did.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It was probably it was on my on my bicep.
It was right here where that big hole is it was,
and I had had it for like five years and
I had had it removed and then it came back
and I was like, I couldn't get it out, and
I just haven't had time to go to the dermatologist
(17:21):
to even bother to get it out again. So I
saw it and I thought, Okay, oh that's good. So Monday,
you know, the product comes in. Last week, I try it.
It doesn't work, and I'm like, of course it doesn't,
(17:43):
So I try it again. It doesn't work. So I
look on the website and it says, oh, it can
take a couple of applications depending on how big the
the blackhead is.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So after the pod arm, blackhead is no joke. By
the way, don't show please, don't show. Don't know, we
shouldn't show the picture. Actually actually actually, Eric, don't Eric, please,
(18:19):
I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, I think people are gonna want to see.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No one wants to.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Seecture the wrong channel for it looks like a kernel
of corn. So I rub it on. This is like
the fourth application. Laura says, Oh my god, it's starting
to move. And I'm like, this heartbeat move or like,
and she goes, no, it's tarting to move in the socket.
She goes, turn your head so she's to my right.
(18:46):
We've got a light kind of on my arm. I
turn my head to the left and she squeezes my
arm and I hear this and Laura goes, oh my god,
I gotta show him. No, Eric, Eric, that's that's where
it came out of my arm.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Eric, God, Eric, that is the grossest thing we've ever
shown on our show.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It was so disgusting. I almost threw up.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I know, and it was as hard as a rock.
It was discussing how does it get to that point?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I mean, you wash every day, so why does a.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Silkwood shower every day.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Sometimes like every single night. So how does a blackhead
like that form?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I don't know. But that big round part was under
the skin was which was so gross we almost threw up.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
That, which makes me which makes me think of Burning Man.
Did you hear what's happening at Burning Man? Oh? My god?
They there are winds are so severe, like the dust
storm has just destroyed this huge, like really expensive, very
(20:15):
important art piece destroyed by like these windstorms.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Why why does that? That has never appealed to me
to go to Burning Man well, or or Coachella for
that matter.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
So they're totally different vibes.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
But they're in the middle of like a sand.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Storm, It's true. But like Burning Man is more like
a week long thing and you kind of like form
a community and you you you form a town sort
of like thing and you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I don't know, whatever is just a big fest where
people like drop acid or hallucinogenic.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Some people do some people do naked. There there is
a tent for sober people. I know that.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
By the way, here's Brian's piano cute.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He's like an old right of course it fits Brian.
He's eighty years old.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Actually, I used to have a baby grand and he
spend more time on that drap.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Drew one of the oldest pianos alive. That's probably at
like the Winchester House.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Apprates are not that old. That's like the most common
pianos and upright piano.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You know what. I when I was growing up, I
had a player piano. It was so much fun and
my mom still has it, but it's we can't find
anybody to fix it for under like.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Playing piano, yes, okay, but it had.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
These roles that you put into it, and it like,
oh yeah, the roles like would fit these like little
thoughts and stuff, and it was so fun. We would
sing songs and anyway it looked like this all Ryan,
okay whatever. Eric, can't believe you showed that. I can't
believe you.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Showed You want me to show it again?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
No, no, the first time?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Okay, Well, I wanted people to know that it actually does.
We're not that type of show though. You don't need
to show the actual gross part.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
We can describe it with our words usual right now.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
But I'm a visual person that audience doesn't always like
throw up.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, does not want to throw up, all right, So
let's get down to double D. Let's get down to
the double D.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Oh. Yes, God especial correspondent is getting on my last nerve.
I know she's very annoying tonight.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I know I'm super annoying.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
So Laura, this is going to be for you.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Justin Bieber sents very sexy workout picks out to his
fans and he called them.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
All hose, called his fans hose.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, it was like thirst trap for your hose or
something like that. His wife, however, was not happy, and
she just sent an eye roll emoji, fueling the chatter
about their marriage.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I just saw him do a video. He was he
was lip syncing a Drake song and he looked hot.
He looked he looked good. He's handsome, he's a handsome man.
And he didn't look sick or anything. But uh oh,
uh oh, the wheels coming off of this thing.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Probably Okay, did you hear about little nause x over
the weekend?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I heard some sprinklings of this.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
So he was arrested at four o'clock in the morning
running naked down Ventura Boulevard in La It started out
where he was wearing tidy Whitey's white cowboy boots and
I think a white cowboy hat and was just like
incoherently rambling like where's the party? You coming to the party?
(23:57):
Where's a party? And the sad thing was is that
people were taking videos of him doing Who on earth
is up at four am? I have no Well if
he's making all his noise, well, people were in cars though,
taking videos of cars, cars, and so he was arrested
(24:18):
and then the underwear came off. Then he got arrested.
He he injured three police officers and faces up to
five years in state prison if convicted. Allegedly he was
high and possibly suffering from a mental health crisis.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh okay, that's sad, the high thing, yeah you think?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Side note, have you heard about that serial butt sniffer
up in Glendale?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
No, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I heard a guy got arrested.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, he's been doing this since like for thirteen years.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
How do you who would know that? And how would
you know that?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
As the woman? One woman caught it on a home
camera and it went viral on TikTok thirteen years ago. No,
this was in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Was that the one where she was in a dressing
room or something in like a bookstore?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, yes, that one, and then sniffing
a butt in Northstrom rack and then over the weekend
he got arrested for sniffing someone's butt in line at Walgreens.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well he has really deserting taste. Wow, they must have
like the stinkios butts.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I didn't realize that was illegal.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I mean that's just gross. Yea, who that is the.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Bizarre Like, so the one was like what are you?
She was like, what are you doing down there? And
he's like, oh, I'm just tying my shoe. And she
knew he was something weird.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
No, I believe him.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wouldn't you feel someone's nose in your buttthole?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Well, I don't think it's that close.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh that is gross.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh it's just it's just Lewde and he is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
He still hasn't been caught. Oh they did arrest him. Okay.
So Millie Bobby Brown is a mom. She and her
husband Jake bong Jovi, adopted a baby girl this summer.
They haven't shared her name.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yet oh I love I love celebrity baby names.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Darn it.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yes, it's not even her real kid.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I know what. She's young.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
She's like twenty one.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I know that's sweet. She adopted a baby.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Only one SNL cast member is confirmed to return the season.
Oh boy, the new Saturday Night Live cast will be announced.
Saturday Night Live has rarely been funny in years.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, that's a popular thing to say.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
No, it's true, but is it. When's when's the last
really funny SNL sketch you saw?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I will say this though, the one that was really
funny was actually, and I choking as I say this,
but it was when Kim Kardashian hosted and they did
the Moms Night at the club that music video, and
it was like eight oh two, and they're all like
a sleep on like a sofa in the middle of
the club.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
They've all got their shoes off. But that's not even
that's not even like a clever punchline. That's like the
most like based like like their jokes are not like
smart anymore.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
They're really stupid.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Really dumb.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
In the If only one cast member is coming back,
then I.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Think that's okay because their current lineup like hasn't been
great in a couple of years. Like they're okay, but
none of them are like crazy funny. The last funny
one I saw, They did do a funny one with
Jack Black a couple of months ago or weeks ago.
That one was funny, but it wasn't super funny. It
was just kind of stupid funny. Yeah, but like eighties,
like seventies, eighties, nineties SNL, that was some funny stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Do you think it's gonna go bye bye?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I don't. This is their fiftieth season, I know, And
do you know Lauren. Michael said that he would have
if she were still alive, He would have asked Nato Connor,
just saying on the fiftieth oh really yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Well he both of them are still alive.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, Lord Michaels is alive.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
But so guess who it is that's coming back The
Lord Michael said he was going to shake things up.
So the only returney so far is James Austin Johnson,
who plays President Trump.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Oh I know that dude, Yeah, I know that face.
I don't know anything more than just his.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So the new cast will be announced.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Bason is no longer in the lineup.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It is not okay, I don't think. I don't think
Keenan Thompson is going to go anywhere, though, I think
he'll be back. He's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
He's so funny, I.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Know, and I think some of those girls are coming.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
To the movies and stuff.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
SN was best when I had Norm McDonald doing Weekend Update.
Weekend Update is still kind of funny. Yeah, it is that,
but it's not all the time funny. They've just had
a couple of really funny moments.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Do you like Jost and Chay?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
They're fine, Yeah, but not hilarious.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Though you thought you thought Norm McDonald was hilarious.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Dude, Nor McDonald had like the fun I mean he
got he was so funny. He got kicked off.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
But for what for doing what?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Oh jokes that were way too edgy. That's why they
were funny.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
See, well, they weren't edgy. They were just really offensive.
But that's kind of the whole point.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Anyways, Yes, good news here. I for the most part,
is very happy now if she does this and gets
rid of the grill, I'm all in. Madonna is cooling
it with the plastic surgery because of her twenty nine
year old boyfriend. Now Madonna is sixty seven. She is
(29:38):
reportedly cooling it with the more intense cosmetic procedures because
her twenty nine year old boyfriend likes her the way
she is. They have given up our. Madonna's doctors have
given her some pretty interesting looks in recent years, maybe
coming to an end. Rumor has it she's cooling it
with the more intense cosmetic procedures, and it's mainly because
(29:59):
her twenty nine years boyfriend, Akeem Morris likes her the
way she is. A source says, quote, she started to
listen to a chem who tells her she's beautiful. She
doesn't normally listen to anyone but her, but she does
to him. She now wants to own being sixty seven
rather than trying to like twenty seven. Good for her.
The source adds that she's doing less invasive things like
led lights, oxygen facials, and lymphatic drainage. Things to give
(30:23):
your face a refresh.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, the twenty nine year old who's saying that he
loves he thinks she's so beautiful and everything, she's Madonna.
She's got Madonna money. He's twenty nine years old. Dude,
I mean you.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Are get the money.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I mean, go for it, dude.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
It's right arrangement, right, go for He's getting something, he's
good gat something.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
And I still love Madonna so and she is starting
to look much better because I was trying to get
worried for a while.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
She's looking more like normal normal. Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Of surprised. Apple TV just raised raised its monthly fee
by thirty percent. It went from nine ninety nine to
twelve ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Already dead.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
But what about Severance.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I'll restart it when the next season come.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh but you know what, you guess what Ben Stiller said,
He's not directing any more Severances.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
I'm okay with that. Why because he wasn't the show runner.
He was just the director.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
He directed some of the most incredible scene.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
He did not direct the best episodes.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
You don't think no, Now, Ben Stiller is a good director. Yeah,
he's not like the greatest director. He wasn't the reason
Severance was good.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Really, I kind of think so.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
No.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Anyway, the best episodes were in directed by him.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Hey, you know what, we have a special correspondent from
La from Hollywood. Okay, you did you How long did
it take you to get here tonight?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Oh my god, in traffic it took four hours? What
yes from La Yes, darling, Darling. Okay, so here are
petty reasons people have for hating on celebrities. And then
I have the top ten funniest movies of the last
fifty years. Oh, this is what we're gonna We're gonna
(32:09):
fight over this. Okay, okay, mister beast. Just think his
eyes and smile seems soulless.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Who is a movie?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Now? This is what somebody says about mister beast.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
This is mister beast.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Wait, what's the headline of this article?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Again? This is what petty reasons why people dislike celebrities.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Oh, okay, you've heard of the hate for him?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
He's a YouTuber, He's a he started off he's a
YouTuber as a just a regular guy, right, yeah, I
mean what did he had? He what was this yet?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
He's a colonel.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I mean he just made like, I don't know, videos,
challenge videos. He's just a YouTuber who's super mega successful now.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yes and hugely successful now has lines of like he
has like a chocolate I bought a candy bar, a
mister beast candy bar the other day. It's like, dude, good,
good for you. Claire Danes, she always looks like she's
about to cry. Somebody says, what about Claire Danes, where's
(33:10):
she been?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Gwyneth Paltrow. I was once shushed by her handlers because
she was about to walk by, and I've had a
one sided beef with her ever since.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
That's a good reason to dislike her.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I feel like Jacob Alordie. He's doing everything to seem
artsy and deep and philosophical, Like, come on, dude, pulling
out a book in the one minute it takes to
fill up your gas for a paparazzi pick.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
That's kind of funny, Jacob Elordi. He was in He
was also in Saltburn. Oh, the hot one, the hot guy.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah, who cares? Not particularly impressed by him.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
You know, I'm dumb. Okay, now here we go. Okay, Now,
this is just a random website that came up with
these top ten funniest movies of all time in the
of the last fifty years.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Of all time, of the last few years.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, yeah, okay. Starting with number ten, Anchorman A Legend
of Burgundy.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You can't say's probably one of the funniest movie.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I think those movies are overrated. It's funny, they are funny,
but they are overrated.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Laughed out loud when I saw them.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Yeah, that's because you projected yourself into that movie. You're like, oh,
la joia news media, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, that was it was hysterical. Anchorman was funny. Anchorman
is funny.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
It's very funny.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's overrated.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
A fish called Wanda.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I haven't seen that. Actually, probably won't.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You haven't.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
No, it's old.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I don't remember it.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I do, and it wasn't that funny.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It really.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
It's critically acclaimed by who this website?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
No, by like a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, I just don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh this one I laughed at a lot.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Super Bad, Oh, super Bad should be higher.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Superbad is so freaking.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Super Bad may actually be the best comedy of the
last fifty years. Super Bad is super but it also
is not just funny. It's just like kind of iconic.
At this point, it started like multiple huge careers.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Totally Yeah, oh my god. Jonah Hill with his dick box.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Michael Sarah, I mean that stupid.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
The Life of Brian.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Oh, that wasn't that funny? The Monty Python, Yeah, that's
kind of funny. Yes, funnier though.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I've never seen the Life of Brian.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
The Big Lebowski, Okay, I didn't think that was funny.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I don't think it was funny.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
It is, but it's more of a thriller, like it's
kind of Yeah, it was funny though.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh, Bride's Maids sucks. It does not suck.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
That funny it's his stare.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It is so funny.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
It's the only movie though, where I wasn't annoyed by
Kirsten dunst like her being like kind of like.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
A you mean Christen Wig Christen Wig?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Which one am I thinking of? Oh the other one? Okay.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I still didn't like Bridesmaids. I thinking, what's the other
one that is like Bridesmaids that Kirsten Dunce is in.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
The bird Cage is number three.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Oh that was funny. Nathan Lane, Oh my god, that
was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
This is Spittal Tap okay, which Antonio almost made me
watch the other day, Battle thank you. And the Number
one funniest movie in the last fifty years.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Young Frankenstein Nope, Why step Brothers, Nope, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Step brother Brothers is Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
That's really fun Young Frankenstein is not on the list.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Young is so funny to know.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
I would put the other guys on there with Naked Gun,
the other guys, the other with Mark.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Wahlberg and Will Farrell.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Have I seen that.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
It's a buddy cop movie, but like commedy, it's actually
really funny, is it?
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Naked Gun?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
No, come on, come on, Bingo.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Airplane probably is the funniest one airplane. I would scrap
half the other ones on that line too.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, I'd say Young Frankenstein was h hilarious.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Do you remember, Yeah, I wouldn't play on the list.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh it was hilarious Small Brooks.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
All right. Now, coming up on Thursday, I have an
outstanding Rando News segment. It includes things left behind at festivals.
You will not believe what people have left behind, Yes, festivals,
it's gross. And five fashion faux paws that will get
(37:45):
kicked out of Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh, I already know what one of them is. What
probably some T shirt that's got swearing on it.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Well, I'll tell you dressing up like the princesses.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I'll tell you coming up from the next episode. Anyway,
Thank you so much for watching and listening. We love
you so much. Love your podcast, Love your podcast. Love
you more, sweet babies,
Popular Podcasts
Law & Order: Criminal Justice System - Season 1 & Season 2
Season Two Out Now! Law & Order: Criminal Justice System tells the real stories behind the landmark cases that have shaped how the most dangerous and influential criminals in America are prosecuted. In its second season, the series tackles the threat of terrorism in the United States. From the rise of extremist political groups in the 60s to domestic lone wolves in the modern day, we explore how organizations like the FBI and Joint Terrorism Take Force have evolved to fight back against a multitude of terrorist threats.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
NFL Daily with Gregg Rosenthal
Gregg Rosenthal and a rotating crew of elite NFL Media co-hosts, including Patrick Claybon, Colleen Wolfe, Steve Wyche, Nick Shook and Jourdan Rodrigue of The Athletic get you caught up daily on all the NFL news and analysis you need to be smarter and funnier than your friends.