October 24, 2025 • 28 mins
It’s the ultimate showdown of turn-offs! We dive into the things that instantly make you go “NOPE” — from tiny habits to full-blown red flags. Laura shares a jaw-dropping Hinge story about a guy who bragged about his special talent (you won’t believe it), and we’re all wondering: is he delusional or truly talented? Plus, Halloween costume teasers, Erik gets two wild stories — one that could save his life and another that could totally change it — and we brace ourselves for Producer Bryan’s last week 😭. Don’t miss Monday’s live-stream at 7pm for costumes, chaos, and maybe a little crying…in between the laughter 💀🎃 Love your podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome to the Thursday before Halloween Week. Halloween is a
week and a day from today. I can't wait next Monday.
We're going to be dressed up.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Eric, doesn't fool me for a second. I know you
like Halloween.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, some weird thing happened.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Which Halloween character touched you? Show me on the doll,
Show me on the Chucky doll.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You're wearing a costume that I obviously have to provide
because you're not going to go buy one yourself because
you're a little brat.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'll think of something.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Will you let me. I will be I'll be good.
I won't embarrass you and you wear like anything horrible.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I've got something in the works.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is it a T shirt?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Doesn't involve a wig or at least some some creativity.
Maybe okay, because mine is full on and this is
kind of abie. No, I'll tell you that, but I'm
not gonna give you any more hints.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm guessing showgirl or like a dancer.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
This isn't part of it. This is just kind of
like on touch of my boom. It is no, It's
just it's an homage to what I'm gonna wear on Monday,
and let me tell you something. I'm busting this out
before my company Halloween party, which I do have the
(01:37):
opportunity to possibly win first prize, which could be two
hundred and fifty dollars. This involves another person at work.
This this person won't be here on Monday, but i'll
tell you about it on Monday. Get excited. It's our
Halloween show. It's Brian's last week and I don't want
(01:58):
to talk about it, so we'll talk about about something
else right now. And Brian will actually be on Camra
next week because said he would be. He promised Eric.
I have two stories to start off the show before
we play the Ick Olympics, and I'll tell you what
that's about in a minute. Okay, here's a new fear
(02:22):
that you especially have to worry about.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Great. Is this something to do with spiders or roaches?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
No, it's something you do frequently, especially during the second
hour on a Monday night.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Play with myself.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, don't yawn too hard or it could kill you.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
A thirty six year old woman in England recently shared
on TikTok how a big yawn almost ended her life.
She was about to feed her baby when the kid yawned,
and yons are contagious, so she yawned too while stretching
and immediately felt shock in her neck. It turned out
(03:06):
her yawn was so forceful to vertebrae in her neck
shot forward into her spine. Oh, her spinal cord got compressed.
She was paralyzed for a while from a yawn. Doctor
said that there was a fifty to fifty chance she
was going to survive.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Just sir, no, one's too worried. This is not normal.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, this is odd.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But as much as this person, you know, this is
not something that could happen to anybody.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Thankfully, she's still with us. She just shared the story,
although it happened in twenty sixteen, so be careful. And
then this is especially for you, Eric.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Uh. Six years ago, Sharman, the toilet paper company, debuted
an enormous roll of toilet paper called a Forever roll.
A regular role of Sharman has seventy seven sheets. The
forever role has one thousand, seven hundred sheets. Oh god,
(04:11):
so it's like twenty two roles in one role.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I would have that used in like a week.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That couldn't fit on your holder.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Exactly. But here's what they've done. This is a limited
time thing, these forever roles. But you can buy a
kit which has the holder, which holds the big giant
role that's going to take up a lot of real
estate in your bathroom. Wouldn't you think?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
But anyway, it'll cost you between thirty and thirty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You know, they're about the same size like the ones
you see in like public restrooms. And that was like
like those ones they mounted ones.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, it's not crazy, but it was
still take.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Up a lot of Target for like thirty seven bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's exactly how much they say it is. Yeah, so
they're offered that's what Walmart Target. They're on sale.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Go for it, Eric, No thanks.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay. So now we're going to play the ick factor
because you know how you'll meet somebody or maybe you're
going on a date or whatever, and there's that one
little thing where you go eck and it immediately turns
you off. Maybe you're not on a date. Maybe it's
just like a person and you're sitting next to them
on a plane and they do something it's like ick.
(05:18):
I want to know what your ick factor is this
is the ick factor. Olympics play some music. I don't
care what it is, Okay, so I'll give you mine.
What makes you instantly unattracted to someone, uh, sexually or otherwise?
To me, it's a guy who posts a gym selfie. Now.
(05:42):
I know guys sometimes they have to do that on
hinge or whatever because they don't have pictures. But you
don't need to be sitting on a weight bench with
your headphones around your neck looking like you are, like,
it's a nick for me, and they they're like, you know,
kind of, it's just an egg. Men really can't win
(06:04):
flip flops on a date.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Don't do that, that's true?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What about like Birkenstocks. No, I'm specifically not asking Eric's
opinion because I feel like he's so skewed. Well, yes,
I was gonna say, because I love my Boston public
very often want those. They're comfy, those are.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I like the look of those a lot. I would
wear those all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They're incredibly comfortable.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, that's not nick to me. But if they were
open toad. Yes, dirty fingernails, that is just even if
the thumbnail has like dirt in it. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh,
if you order a glass of milk for dinner or
anywhere milk drinkers, that's just weird, like ew an adult
(06:57):
human being drinking a glass of like full on milk. No,
don't do that. That's ikey okay. Or if I go
home a potential date, chemistry is great. We already kissed.
We're gonna go for it. I get to his bed,
he has one pillow on his bed and that's it.
It's over.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
If he has no bed frame, I can mattress. It's
on the floor, twin mattress on the floor, and he
doesn't have a comforter, but he does have a blanket.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I've been there. Oh my god, have I been there.
I have been there several times in my life, and
at this point in my life, a guy needs a
bed frame.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Sorry, there's no excuse not to have a bed frame.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And one pillow. Who can sleep with one? Well, if
you have like a twin bed, you need like a
pillow here, you need a pillow here, you need a
pillow between your legs. I do okay, it looks What
about the person that clapped when the plane lands?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We landed?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yea?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Why are you thinking you're like I was gonna bone
that person until now I put him on the no
fly list myself. I do it. I do it for
fun to be funny.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But oh, this is an immediate turn off. Immediate even
before I talked to the guy, even if We've had
the greatest conversations online and I'm thinking our chemistry is
off the charts. If he shows up and his sunglasses
are on the back of his head, done, I don't know.
(08:33):
I can't that look. I can't have that look. So
it's just why now throw some at me? What are
your X.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Mine would be bad hygiene?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's not that's just the duve, like like what like
little thing bugs? Like what little thing is?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Like dirty fingernails? Yes, by unhygienic, I mean body odor,
something that like stuff between your teeth.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
But who likes that? Some people don't care. I care.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Somebody that would take out their phone? Are you telling
you like on a first eight.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Or anything, like any person that you meet along the way,
Like what tkes you out about somebody?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
If somebody got on their phone and started airing out
like their dirty laundry or.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Stuff like that, like I did at the latte, Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
My god, Yeah, that was a nick was a totally egg.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The guy vampled.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It was kind of funny, but it was just like,
I know, I know, like there's no way, like, how
are you eighteen years sober and still doing this stuff?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Don'ts Birkenstocks are yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
He you know, open toed Birkenstocks, I agree, are kind
of a nick for guys.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, So I was looking for those Birkenstocks you're talking about,
the ones you love so much on Facebook marketplace. I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, But.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Don't you say that you would wear someone's shit. It
defeats the purpose already warn that because the whole point
that Birkenstocks is a mold to your feet.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I know, I know. I was looking for new ones
in the box because sometimes those are on. But the
ones that I saw that were used ew, like, why
would you even sell those? They have like your black
footprints at it.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It's disgusting quirk.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But well, Jane shorts, no no. And if you wear
those big massive cargo shorts, I mean, I know they're
very handy, you could put everything in them and stuff,
but if they're like the super long ones that have
like eight hundred pockets. No, I can't at black socks. No,
(10:39):
m oh. If I find a guy on Hinge and
then and then he puts his Instagram name, I'll look
him up and if he in his bio, if he
says entrepreneur Jim Rat, immediately I'm like, nope, by entrepreneur
Jim Rat.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Look, I'm not even a gym rat. I feel Jim Rat.
It cannot be like the worst thing seen the bi No,
but entrepreneur to me, that is a red flag.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Totally meaning I have no money, I have no job, exactly.
Dream chaser. Okay, so there's this guy on Hinge who's
been talking to me, and he even sent me the audio.
Do you remember a show in La called Mark and
Brian on k R o Q. Okay, they're very famous
(11:26):
in l a La station. He goes, I was on
Mark and Brian back in the day because I have
a special talent.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh god, that's a nick.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, get this, he said. He works with energies like
you know Rake. He goes, I can give a girl
an orgasm, o God, by just touching the back of
her neck with my finger.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Now that's not a nick.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Holding a towel of chloroform over.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, he did it, And then he sent me the
audio of when he did it on the air with
Morgan Bryan with some chick and I was like, so.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Are you talking to him? I feel you gotta figure
out that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It definitely grabbed my attention.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Listen, I should probably talk to him so that, like,
if there's ever a lull on the podcast, I can
just be.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Like that that would make the lull work.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't think you know what. I don't. I don't.
I don't believe it. I don't think it would work.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh, is it possible? Believes everything is all of a
sudden the skeptic?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Is it possible to finger bang someone's neck?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Shut up? Let's see, let's see. I gotta I'll tell
you what the last conversation we have? Uh? Not that
one he.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Did he divulged the secret? Or is this something that he.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay, uh, where are you, dude? Where are you? Is
this him? No? Hey, talk for a second, because this
is too good. This is too good. Oh here he is.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think if you've been on America's Got, it's like
a really dumb I mean, okay, if you like singing,
that's fine. If you like a really bizarre talent.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
No thanks past like a juggler, like a like a
juggler on attercycle kind of guy.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
You can shove a plastic straw up your nose and
it'll come out your mouth.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I don't ever want to see it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh that's when.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
People do that through their nose, or like dental floss.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm anyways, okay, So he says, okay, So he liked
this picture of me that I posted high luminous Laura.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh my god, okay done.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
This is the guy. I said, what's your deal? This
is the guy. I said, what's your deal?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Laura?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And I said, he said, well, what's yours? I said,
huts on stilts, eighty degree water with a glass floor
to watch fish from my luxurious bed.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So you respond to what's your deal?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I don't know why I put that.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Are you asleep when you're typing this?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yes, absolutely, single forever. And then he said this, considering
I was on the Mark and Brian show and touched
a woman on her back of her neck, giving her
an orgasm, you might just have the time of your life.
That the scenario, because I was talking about a hotel room.
So he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
What he's fine making it up. But that's a good idea.
That's so intriguing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He sends me the audio.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh nice, okay, No, no, we cannot, we can't. No,
and now do you have an orgasm? No, we cannot listen?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
No, no, no, it's just him on the I don't know.
I didn't listen all the way to the end, okay,
And it said here was was from twenty five years ago?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And I went, holy shit, that's insane. And he just
smiled and I said, what kind of supernatural human are you?
And he said, lol, I'm looking to see my buddy
David wackon SD soon and we'll have to meet. And
I said, well, where do you live? And he goes
Vegas and OC and I haven't responded to him. I'm scared.
(15:02):
I'm kind of scared of him.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I'm scared you might give me an your.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Guest, like, I don't. I don't know, but this energy powers.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I mean, does he like like, is he supernatural or something?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
No, it's kind of interesting, though.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm kind of nervous.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Would you tell him?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
What should I say?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Tell him say I'd like to see that because I'm
a squirter.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
No, you keys, don't don't go down there. Don't go
down the rabbit have a limit, you don't go down
the rabbit hole. I'm going to say, uh yeah, hit
me up, Hit me up, that's good.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Hit hit my neck up.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Ryan actually gave me a com on my response.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I just said that was good.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Hit me up when you're here, and then leave my number.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, okay, that's smooth.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He's I don't know if I am like one hundred
percent attracted to him or not.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Let me see what he looks.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, thankfully, you don't have to go all the way
with him. You just have them touch your neck.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
He's probably got a porn stash and I'm oh god,
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, okay, he is he is? Oh wait a shower
thought he recently had no hold on? Hold on this
is important.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Wait, you're connected. You can just name.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
My initials are DP. I love to share with you
my real name.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Please friend me and let's go from there.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It's kind of weird. Wall that's a shower thought DP.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
You know what that means? I don't double penetration. Why
would that mean that?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's not what I don't?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Because did you hear the way he said it, that's
how it started out. And then he goes, my d
need to share with you my real name.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Please friend me and let's go from there. It could
be Derek Pacano.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It has nothing to do global.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
What is it, dick prick?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It's actually not that bad. Like okay, oh god, uh,
you know, I think he's my age.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I think Eric's a little possessive over you.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And he's just protectively.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
That's all DP, I know, is exactly what he means
by no, you don't what do you want to bet?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I don't think to do.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Okay, what do you want to bet? This guy's fascinated
and still twenty five years later, talking about flicking some
chick's neck and giving her the big O. And he's like,
my initials are DP. It means double penetration. He knows
exactly what he's saying, trusting me. He's not asked I
will win this bet?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
No you won't.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, so outland okay, ask him? Ask him?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And then there's this picture. I didn't see him in
the mirror without a shirt on, and just.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Short bye, what picture allowed to take anymore?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I know? See, I know I gotta give the guy.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I'm not. Hey, look, and I'm not even a male,
a menimist. I think that's stupid. But come on, let's
take some pictures. I know, I know as a man,
it's hard enough to find a picture good pictures of yourself.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
So you better tell him in the first sentence you
don't do anal Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
My, I just texted about what means my number DP is.
It doesn't mean you're right.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It can in the butt, It can mean that. But
if I give you any two letters you can.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Want in each hole, this does not mean that he
Oh my god does Caine?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
It does too?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You are and naughty.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I bet his first name is dick though.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Guess my secret talent levitation gave it.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay, what's his way?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Actually, don't say it? Hold on maybe this yeah, okay,
just don't say anything.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Marie agrees with me, totally short.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
She wants a short term relationship open to long.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
You think he put deep in his initials to refer
to double penetration.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yes, mm hmm, douchebag. I'm surprised A is'nt it dB?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
But a diuchebag doesn't. Just like he's like, I'm gonna
put dB in the initials or DP. It's gonna refer
to double penetration. Doesn't No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Here is his Okay, here's his little Marie. What do
you think of this? I get along best with people
who are fun, caring, spiritual, smart, sexy, dynamic, honest, and
a little naughty. Oh double yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Did you not read this?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
New friends are prefer to find my soulmate.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
No, hold on, his first name is Dick as in
legitimately his name is Dick.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
No, because it would be Richard.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yes, but he is kind of slutty, so he goes
by Dick. And that's the joke, because he goes something.
My first name is Dick. I'll let you. I'll tell
you that it's probably like Dick Pritchett or something.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Dick penetration, double double dick penetration is what it is.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
He says he ran the largest meditation group in OC
for twenty five years. I don't know if I'm into
that kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
You know what? You know what kind of meditation group
that was?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh my god, maybe maybe I need this.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
No, it was probably one of those tantrick things where
everybody comes at the same time.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I'm telling you, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Anyway, I gave my phone numbers.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh my god, what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Well, don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
The next thing you're going to get is a dick pick.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
If he recommends. If he says, hey, my name is
Double Penetration, nights to meet you, then yes, don't go
out a date with him.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Do I own you anything?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yes, because I'm right.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Okay, So he'll introduce himself as double Penetration.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, he's gonna say.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
If you say, what does DP stand for, it's going
to be some sort of a double and tundra.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I can wait.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Wait, Yes, it may be a double on tundre. It's
not going to be double penetration though.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
He'll he'll work double penetration in there somewhere.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's gonna be Dick powers or something.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Don't believe me.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
At most it's gonna be his first name is Dick.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Don't believe me.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
How about this voice nail? This guy that's a singer
sent me, God.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You don't need to plan the speakers. That was me.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I sent him a message back.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It was bad. It was bad.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Hi, Laura, how's it going? I'm Tim mucho Gusta. Oh Jesus,
nice to.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Meet you, Glendale Glendale.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
And no, thinking that that's high concentration of Armenians.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
That's kind of the first he's a racist a little also,
I'm a little crazy too, So if you.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Can't to okay, I don't want to hear what I said.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I want to hear what you said. Oh my god,
because it started.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Out horrible, it can't be worse than what he said.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
She said, welcome to the chip show or something.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
You guys stop using that phrase.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well, welcome to the crazy club, because I don't think
you can not crazy me. When I was growing up
in Glendale, No, I you know, I talked about how No,
I'm going to sound like that there was a there was.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, I'm not going to No, don't say that's fine,
I said.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I said, the Armenian population grew in the late in
the early nineties.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't know why that's a conversation. I don't know
why he opened with that.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Lot of Armenians.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Unmatching Now I'm unmatching with him.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Spaniel park like we're from Socow.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
What lever do I pull to be crushed by a safe.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
And here finally, what is something normal that's oddly creepy.
And I'll read these.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And you get to say, oh your ex of course,
what are your I only have one? What long acrylic nails?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh? Okay, do you get the same thought as I get?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Trashy?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Hard?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Hard to wipe your butt? Yes, I don't get that
on Earth? Do you wipe your the longer the.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Worst, the brighter, the color the worst, and if you
have like diamonds and anything that makes them look extra bulky.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
And then when you're getting a hand job, it sounds
like a train riding down a track a clack click.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Some women have the longest.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
They're just I just find they just don't look good.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
No, No, that that's high maintenance.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
That is hard a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, does this creep you out? When you sit down
in a chair and it's still warm from the person
that's sat down there before you cream kind of like unexpected,
kind of like, oh this guy is warm, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
But then you warm it up with your own butt.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
You keep it warm because it's already warm.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You just you reach your own equilibrium when you.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Have when you're having a one on one conversation, the
person keeps saying your name, like that's so great. Eric, Eric,
I really believe that we can make something of.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
This makes me think they've read like a single article
on like counseling or like how to work difficult people
or something hard.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
To make friends and influence people that kind of thing,
or how to remember.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Names or something.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, when your cat or dog is staring at the
corner of a room, immediately I do this. I'm like, okay,
there's a ghost. There's a spirit. When they are oddly
looking in the corner at nothing and like barking, something
is wrong.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Dogs aren't that smart?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Dogs can dogs and kids can see things?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No, they can't. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
This creeps me out, and I think it creeps you
out too. Playgrounds at night.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, playgrounds at night are a great place for a
kid teenage to smoke weed.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Out or for somebody to get murdered and wind up
upside down on a pair of monkey bars.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
How do you feel about mascots? Stupid creepy, kind of creepy.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Well, now it's been co opted by like furry, so
I can't see the big like it just it's just
it all seems like.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Furry things now.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Furriese is a sexual thing, right, not that they do
not necessarily they just want to dress up.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It does seem sexual though.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's sex or it's a sex thing.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I fraction thing, but not necessarily a sex thing. It
can often be a sex thing though.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
That just makes it even worse because can you imagine
what those things smell like inside when they come off.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I've heard that's bad. How expensive they are too? Yeah,
it can be like up to tens of thousands.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
No thanks, people who say my pleasure instead of thank you?
Does that creep you out at all? No?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Because I'm guilty of saying it all.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Really, somebody says I worked at chick flid, don't come
from it.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Thank you, I'm like my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And finally, love Boo boo dolls. Sorry, these are ugly
as hell. Why are they so popular? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I don't think they actually are. I think it's just
like it's a propulsory thing. People just look like it's
a fit.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's a big fat I don't. I think it's kind
of going out.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
They're like cabbage patch kids. They're ugly, so ugly, have
like the same face to the fate.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The mouth is awful. Okay, And finally, anybody have a
question for mister wait, hold on, let him warm up.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Mister predicto, Okay, I've got a question.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Okay, bring it.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Does DP stand for double penetration?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Now is not the right time to tell you, because
he's going to tell her when he responds?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Will DP respond within twenty four hours to me?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Ask later when the time is right.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
This guy sucks, he's slacking.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
What's your question? Is Laura going to get laid in
within the month?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Hey? Is Laura going to get dpeyd uh?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yes, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yes, let's go.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay, let's just pray.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Okay, all right, next week our Halloween show. We're all
dressing up. It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
It's you guys are gonna look great.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Shut it. I'm gonna have one ready for you in
case you comes without it.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I'm dressing up as a night because that's what I
got from the halloween store.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm not telling you what you're dressing up.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I'm dressing up as the invisible Man. You've better shove off.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I'm not talking to an empty microphone, mister.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Invisible man can't speak, can they they can?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You call in tro You're gonna call him from home. No,
you're not. You're in this seat on Monday night. Okay. Anyway, Uh,
watch Mal Hall Special if you haven't already. It's been out,
but you can still watch it on eight hundred Pound Gorilla.
And it's on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
No, it's not on eight hundred pound Gorilla.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yes, it is on the eight hundred pound Gorilla. Oh yes,
media YouTube channel. Okay, it's a it's big so uh
there gets contradict her I do. And I love you
guys a lot for watching and for listening. It means
a lot to us. And you are great and you're
part of our family. And love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I love you Dan, I love you and your little
laboo boo too.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Thank you. I'm going to show it to you after
this is over. Flick my neck, stop it, lock out.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Love your podcast, Love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Sorry about this all, truly
Welcome to the Thursday before Halloween Week. Halloween is a
week and a day from today. I can't wait next Monday.
We're going to be dressed up.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Eric, doesn't fool me for a second. I know you
like Halloween.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, some weird thing happened.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Which Halloween character touched you? Show me on the doll,
Show me on the Chucky doll.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You're wearing a costume that I obviously have to provide
because you're not going to go buy one yourself because
you're a little brat.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'll think of something.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Will you let me. I will be I'll be good.
I won't embarrass you and you wear like anything horrible.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I've got something in the works.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is it a T shirt?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Doesn't involve a wig or at least some some creativity.
Maybe okay, because mine is full on and this is
kind of abie. No, I'll tell you that, but I'm
not gonna give you any more hints.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm guessing showgirl or like a dancer.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
This isn't part of it. This is just kind of
like on touch of my boom. It is no, It's
just it's an homage to what I'm gonna wear on Monday,
and let me tell you something. I'm busting this out
before my company Halloween party, which I do have the
(01:37):
opportunity to possibly win first prize, which could be two
hundred and fifty dollars. This involves another person at work.
This this person won't be here on Monday, but i'll
tell you about it on Monday. Get excited. It's our
Halloween show. It's Brian's last week and I don't want
(01:58):
to talk about it, so we'll talk about about something
else right now. And Brian will actually be on Camra
next week because said he would be. He promised Eric.
I have two stories to start off the show before
we play the Ick Olympics, and I'll tell you what
that's about in a minute. Okay, here's a new fear
(02:22):
that you especially have to worry about.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Great. Is this something to do with spiders or roaches?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
No, it's something you do frequently, especially during the second
hour on a Monday night.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Play with myself.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, don't yawn too hard or it could kill you.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
A thirty six year old woman in England recently shared
on TikTok how a big yawn almost ended her life.
She was about to feed her baby when the kid yawned,
and yons are contagious, so she yawned too while stretching
and immediately felt shock in her neck. It turned out
(03:06):
her yawn was so forceful to vertebrae in her neck
shot forward into her spine. Oh, her spinal cord got compressed.
She was paralyzed for a while from a yawn. Doctor
said that there was a fifty to fifty chance she
was going to survive.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Just sir, no, one's too worried. This is not normal.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, this is odd.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But as much as this person, you know, this is
not something that could happen to anybody.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Thankfully, she's still with us. She just shared the story,
although it happened in twenty sixteen, so be careful. And
then this is especially for you, Eric.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Uh. Six years ago, Sharman, the toilet paper company, debuted
an enormous roll of toilet paper called a Forever roll.
A regular role of Sharman has seventy seven sheets. The
forever role has one thousand, seven hundred sheets. Oh god,
(04:11):
so it's like twenty two roles in one role.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I would have that used in like a week.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That couldn't fit on your holder.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Exactly. But here's what they've done. This is a limited
time thing, these forever roles. But you can buy a
kit which has the holder, which holds the big giant
role that's going to take up a lot of real
estate in your bathroom. Wouldn't you think?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
But anyway, it'll cost you between thirty and thirty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You know, they're about the same size like the ones
you see in like public restrooms. And that was like
like those ones they mounted ones.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, it's not crazy, but it was
still take.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Up a lot of Target for like thirty seven bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's exactly how much they say it is. Yeah, so
they're offered that's what Walmart Target. They're on sale.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Go for it, Eric, No thanks.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay. So now we're going to play the ick factor
because you know how you'll meet somebody or maybe you're
going on a date or whatever, and there's that one
little thing where you go eck and it immediately turns
you off. Maybe you're not on a date. Maybe it's
just like a person and you're sitting next to them
on a plane and they do something it's like ick.
(05:18):
I want to know what your ick factor is this
is the ick factor. Olympics play some music. I don't
care what it is, Okay, so I'll give you mine.
What makes you instantly unattracted to someone, uh, sexually or otherwise?
To me, it's a guy who posts a gym selfie. Now.
(05:42):
I know guys sometimes they have to do that on
hinge or whatever because they don't have pictures. But you
don't need to be sitting on a weight bench with
your headphones around your neck looking like you are, like,
it's a nick for me, and they they're like, you know,
kind of, it's just an egg. Men really can't win
(06:04):
flip flops on a date.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Don't do that, that's true?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What about like Birkenstocks. No, I'm specifically not asking Eric's
opinion because I feel like he's so skewed. Well, yes,
I was gonna say, because I love my Boston public
very often want those. They're comfy, those are.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I like the look of those a lot. I would
wear those all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They're incredibly comfortable.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, that's not nick to me. But if they were
open toad. Yes, dirty fingernails, that is just even if
the thumbnail has like dirt in it. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh,
if you order a glass of milk for dinner or
anywhere milk drinkers, that's just weird, like ew an adult
(06:57):
human being drinking a glass of like full on milk. No,
don't do that. That's ikey okay. Or if I go
home a potential date, chemistry is great. We already kissed.
We're gonna go for it. I get to his bed,
he has one pillow on his bed and that's it.
It's over.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
If he has no bed frame, I can mattress. It's
on the floor, twin mattress on the floor, and he
doesn't have a comforter, but he does have a blanket.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I've been there. Oh my god, have I been there.
I have been there several times in my life, and
at this point in my life, a guy needs a
bed frame.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Sorry, there's no excuse not to have a bed frame.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And one pillow. Who can sleep with one? Well, if
you have like a twin bed, you need like a
pillow here, you need a pillow here, you need a
pillow between your legs. I do okay, it looks What
about the person that clapped when the plane lands?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We landed?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yea?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Why are you thinking you're like I was gonna bone
that person until now I put him on the no
fly list myself. I do it. I do it for
fun to be funny.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But oh, this is an immediate turn off. Immediate even
before I talked to the guy, even if We've had
the greatest conversations online and I'm thinking our chemistry is
off the charts. If he shows up and his sunglasses
are on the back of his head, done, I don't know.
(08:33):
I can't that look. I can't have that look. So
it's just why now throw some at me? What are
your X.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Mine would be bad hygiene?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's not that's just the duve, like like what like
little thing bugs? Like what little thing is?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Like dirty fingernails? Yes, by unhygienic, I mean body odor,
something that like stuff between your teeth.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
But who likes that? Some people don't care. I care.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Somebody that would take out their phone? Are you telling
you like on a first eight.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Or anything, like any person that you meet along the way,
Like what tkes you out about somebody?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
If somebody got on their phone and started airing out
like their dirty laundry or.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Stuff like that, like I did at the latte, Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
My god, Yeah, that was a nick was a totally egg.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The guy vampled.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It was kind of funny, but it was just like,
I know, I know, like there's no way, like, how
are you eighteen years sober and still doing this stuff?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Don'ts Birkenstocks are yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
He you know, open toed Birkenstocks, I agree, are kind
of a nick for guys.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, So I was looking for those Birkenstocks you're talking about,
the ones you love so much on Facebook marketplace. I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, But.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Don't you say that you would wear someone's shit. It
defeats the purpose already warn that because the whole point
that Birkenstocks is a mold to your feet.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I know, I know. I was looking for new ones
in the box because sometimes those are on. But the
ones that I saw that were used ew, like, why
would you even sell those? They have like your black
footprints at it.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It's disgusting quirk.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But well, Jane shorts, no no. And if you wear
those big massive cargo shorts, I mean, I know they're
very handy, you could put everything in them and stuff,
but if they're like the super long ones that have
like eight hundred pockets. No, I can't at black socks. No,
(10:39):
m oh. If I find a guy on Hinge and
then and then he puts his Instagram name, I'll look
him up and if he in his bio, if he
says entrepreneur Jim Rat, immediately I'm like, nope, by entrepreneur
Jim Rat.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Look, I'm not even a gym rat. I feel Jim Rat.
It cannot be like the worst thing seen the bi No,
but entrepreneur to me, that is a red flag.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Totally meaning I have no money, I have no job, exactly.
Dream chaser. Okay, so there's this guy on Hinge who's
been talking to me, and he even sent me the audio.
Do you remember a show in La called Mark and
Brian on k R o Q. Okay, they're very famous
(11:26):
in l a La station. He goes, I was on
Mark and Brian back in the day because I have
a special talent.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh god, that's a nick.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, get this, he said. He works with energies like
you know Rake. He goes, I can give a girl
an orgasm, o God, by just touching the back of
her neck with my finger.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Now that's not a nick.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Holding a towel of chloroform over.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, he did it, And then he sent me the
audio of when he did it on the air with
Morgan Bryan with some chick and I was like, so.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Are you talking to him? I feel you gotta figure
out that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It definitely grabbed my attention.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Listen, I should probably talk to him so that, like,
if there's ever a lull on the podcast, I can
just be.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Like that that would make the lull work.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't think you know what. I don't. I don't.
I don't believe it. I don't think it would work.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh, is it possible? Believes everything is all of a
sudden the skeptic?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Is it possible to finger bang someone's neck?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Shut up? Let's see, let's see. I gotta I'll tell
you what the last conversation we have? Uh? Not that
one he.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Did he divulged the secret? Or is this something that he.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay, uh, where are you, dude? Where are you? Is
this him? No? Hey, talk for a second, because this
is too good. This is too good. Oh here he is.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think if you've been on America's Got, it's like
a really dumb I mean, okay, if you like singing,
that's fine. If you like a really bizarre talent.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
No thanks past like a juggler, like a like a
juggler on attercycle kind of guy.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
You can shove a plastic straw up your nose and
it'll come out your mouth.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I don't ever want to see it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh that's when.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
People do that through their nose, or like dental floss.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm anyways, okay, So he says, okay, So he liked
this picture of me that I posted high luminous Laura.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh my god, okay done.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
This is the guy. I said, what's your deal? This
is the guy. I said, what's your deal?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Laura?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And I said, he said, well, what's yours? I said,
huts on stilts, eighty degree water with a glass floor
to watch fish from my luxurious bed.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So you respond to what's your deal?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I don't know why I put that.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Are you asleep when you're typing this?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yes, absolutely, single forever. And then he said this, considering
I was on the Mark and Brian show and touched
a woman on her back of her neck, giving her
an orgasm, you might just have the time of your life.
That the scenario, because I was talking about a hotel room.
So he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
What he's fine making it up. But that's a good idea.
That's so intriguing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He sends me the audio.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh nice, okay, No, no, we cannot, we can't. No,
and now do you have an orgasm? No, we cannot listen?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
No, no, no, it's just him on the I don't know.
I didn't listen all the way to the end, okay,
And it said here was was from twenty five years ago?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And I went, holy shit, that's insane. And he just
smiled and I said, what kind of supernatural human are you?
And he said, lol, I'm looking to see my buddy
David wackon SD soon and we'll have to meet. And
I said, well, where do you live? And he goes
Vegas and OC and I haven't responded to him. I'm scared.
(15:02):
I'm kind of scared of him.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I'm scared you might give me an your.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Guest, like, I don't. I don't know, but this energy powers.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I mean, does he like like, is he supernatural or something?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
No, it's kind of interesting, though.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm kind of nervous.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Would you tell him?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
What should I say?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Tell him say I'd like to see that because I'm
a squirter.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
No, you keys, don't don't go down there. Don't go
down the rabbit have a limit, you don't go down
the rabbit hole. I'm going to say, uh yeah, hit
me up, Hit me up, that's good.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Hit hit my neck up.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Ryan actually gave me a com on my response.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I just said that was good.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Hit me up when you're here, and then leave my number.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, okay, that's smooth.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He's I don't know if I am like one hundred
percent attracted to him or not.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Let me see what he looks.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, thankfully, you don't have to go all the way
with him. You just have them touch your neck.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
He's probably got a porn stash and I'm oh god,
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, okay, he is he is? Oh wait a shower
thought he recently had no hold on? Hold on this
is important.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Wait, you're connected. You can just name.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
My initials are DP. I love to share with you
my real name.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Please friend me and let's go from there.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It's kind of weird. Wall that's a shower thought DP.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
You know what that means? I don't double penetration. Why
would that mean that?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's not what I don't?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Because did you hear the way he said it, that's
how it started out. And then he goes, my d
need to share with you my real name.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Please friend me and let's go from there. It could
be Derek Pacano.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It has nothing to do global.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
What is it, dick prick?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It's actually not that bad. Like okay, oh god, uh,
you know, I think he's my age.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I think Eric's a little possessive over you.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And he's just protectively.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
That's all DP, I know, is exactly what he means
by no, you don't what do you want to bet?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I don't think to do.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Okay, what do you want to bet? This guy's fascinated
and still twenty five years later, talking about flicking some
chick's neck and giving her the big O. And he's like,
my initials are DP. It means double penetration. He knows
exactly what he's saying, trusting me. He's not asked I
will win this bet?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
No you won't.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, so outland okay, ask him? Ask him?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And then there's this picture. I didn't see him in
the mirror without a shirt on, and just.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Short bye, what picture allowed to take anymore?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I know? See, I know I gotta give the guy.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I'm not. Hey, look, and I'm not even a male,
a menimist. I think that's stupid. But come on, let's
take some pictures. I know, I know as a man,
it's hard enough to find a picture good pictures of yourself.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
So you better tell him in the first sentence you
don't do anal Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
My, I just texted about what means my number DP is.
It doesn't mean you're right.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It can in the butt, It can mean that. But
if I give you any two letters you can.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Want in each hole, this does not mean that he
Oh my god does Caine?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
It does too?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You are and naughty.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I bet his first name is dick though.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Guess my secret talent levitation gave it.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay, what's his way?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Actually, don't say it? Hold on maybe this yeah, okay,
just don't say anything.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Marie agrees with me, totally short.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
She wants a short term relationship open to long.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
You think he put deep in his initials to refer
to double penetration.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yes, mm hmm, douchebag. I'm surprised A is'nt it dB?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
But a diuchebag doesn't. Just like he's like, I'm gonna
put dB in the initials or DP. It's gonna refer
to double penetration. Doesn't No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Here is his Okay, here's his little Marie. What do
you think of this? I get along best with people
who are fun, caring, spiritual, smart, sexy, dynamic, honest, and
a little naughty. Oh double yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Did you not read this?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
New friends are prefer to find my soulmate.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
No, hold on, his first name is Dick as in
legitimately his name is Dick.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
No, because it would be Richard.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yes, but he is kind of slutty, so he goes
by Dick. And that's the joke, because he goes something.
My first name is Dick. I'll let you. I'll tell
you that it's probably like Dick Pritchett or something.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Dick penetration, double double dick penetration is what it is.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
He says he ran the largest meditation group in OC
for twenty five years. I don't know if I'm into
that kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
You know what? You know what kind of meditation group
that was?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh my god, maybe maybe I need this.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
No, it was probably one of those tantrick things where
everybody comes at the same time.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I'm telling you, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Anyway, I gave my phone numbers.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh my god, what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Well, don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
The next thing you're going to get is a dick pick.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
If he recommends. If he says, hey, my name is
Double Penetration, nights to meet you, then yes, don't go
out a date with him.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Do I own you anything?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yes, because I'm right.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Okay, So he'll introduce himself as double Penetration.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, he's gonna say.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
If you say, what does DP stand for, it's going
to be some sort of a double and tundra.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I can wait.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Wait, Yes, it may be a double on tundre. It's
not going to be double penetration though.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
He'll he'll work double penetration in there somewhere.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's gonna be Dick powers or something.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Don't believe me.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
At most it's gonna be his first name is Dick.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Don't believe me.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
How about this voice nail? This guy that's a singer
sent me, God.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You don't need to plan the speakers. That was me.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I sent him a message back.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It was bad. It was bad.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Hi, Laura, how's it going? I'm Tim mucho Gusta. Oh Jesus,
nice to.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Meet you, Glendale Glendale.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
And no, thinking that that's high concentration of Armenians.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
That's kind of the first he's a racist a little also,
I'm a little crazy too, So if you.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Can't to okay, I don't want to hear what I said.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I want to hear what you said. Oh my god,
because it started.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Out horrible, it can't be worse than what he said.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
She said, welcome to the chip show or something.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
You guys stop using that phrase.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well, welcome to the crazy club, because I don't think
you can not crazy me. When I was growing up
in Glendale, No, I you know, I talked about how No,
I'm going to sound like that there was a there was.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, I'm not going to No, don't say that's fine,
I said.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I said, the Armenian population grew in the late in
the early nineties.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't know why that's a conversation. I don't know
why he opened with that.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Lot of Armenians.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Unmatching Now I'm unmatching with him.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Spaniel park like we're from Socow.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
What lever do I pull to be crushed by a safe.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
And here finally, what is something normal that's oddly creepy.
And I'll read these.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And you get to say, oh your ex of course,
what are your I only have one? What long acrylic nails?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh? Okay, do you get the same thought as I get?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Trashy?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Hard?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Hard to wipe your butt? Yes, I don't get that
on Earth? Do you wipe your the longer the.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Worst, the brighter, the color the worst, and if you
have like diamonds and anything that makes them look extra bulky.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
And then when you're getting a hand job, it sounds
like a train riding down a track a clack click.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Some women have the longest.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
They're just I just find they just don't look good.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
No, No, that that's high maintenance.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
That is hard a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, does this creep you out? When you sit down
in a chair and it's still warm from the person
that's sat down there before you cream kind of like unexpected,
kind of like, oh this guy is warm, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
But then you warm it up with your own butt.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
You keep it warm because it's already warm.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You just you reach your own equilibrium when you.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Have when you're having a one on one conversation, the
person keeps saying your name, like that's so great. Eric, Eric,
I really believe that we can make something of.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
This makes me think they've read like a single article
on like counseling or like how to work difficult people
or something hard.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
To make friends and influence people that kind of thing,
or how to remember.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Names or something.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, when your cat or dog is staring at the
corner of a room, immediately I do this. I'm like, okay,
there's a ghost. There's a spirit. When they are oddly
looking in the corner at nothing and like barking, something
is wrong.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Dogs aren't that smart?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Dogs can dogs and kids can see things?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No, they can't. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
This creeps me out, and I think it creeps you
out too. Playgrounds at night.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, playgrounds at night are a great place for a
kid teenage to smoke weed.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Out or for somebody to get murdered and wind up
upside down on a pair of monkey bars.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
How do you feel about mascots? Stupid creepy, kind of creepy.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Well, now it's been co opted by like furry, so
I can't see the big like it just it's just
it all seems like.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Furry things now.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Furriese is a sexual thing, right, not that they do
not necessarily they just want to dress up.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It does seem sexual though.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's sex or it's a sex thing.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I fraction thing, but not necessarily a sex thing. It
can often be a sex thing though.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
That just makes it even worse because can you imagine
what those things smell like inside when they come off.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I've heard that's bad. How expensive they are too? Yeah,
it can be like up to tens of thousands.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
No thanks, people who say my pleasure instead of thank you?
Does that creep you out at all? No?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Because I'm guilty of saying it all.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Really, somebody says I worked at chick flid, don't come
from it.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Thank you, I'm like my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And finally, love Boo boo dolls. Sorry, these are ugly
as hell. Why are they so popular? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I don't think they actually are. I think it's just
like it's a propulsory thing. People just look like it's
a fit.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's a big fat I don't. I think it's kind
of going out.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
They're like cabbage patch kids. They're ugly, so ugly, have
like the same face to the fate.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The mouth is awful. Okay, And finally, anybody have a
question for mister wait, hold on, let him warm up.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Mister predicto, Okay, I've got a question.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Okay, bring it.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Does DP stand for double penetration?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Now is not the right time to tell you, because
he's going to tell her when he responds?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Will DP respond within twenty four hours to me?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Ask later when the time is right.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
This guy sucks, he's slacking.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
What's your question? Is Laura going to get laid in
within the month?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Hey? Is Laura going to get dpeyd uh?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yes, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yes, let's go.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay, let's just pray.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Okay, all right, next week our Halloween show. We're all
dressing up. It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
It's you guys are gonna look great.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Shut it. I'm gonna have one ready for you in
case you comes without it.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I'm dressing up as a night because that's what I
got from the halloween store.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm not telling you what you're dressing up.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I'm dressing up as the invisible Man. You've better shove off.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I'm not talking to an empty microphone, mister.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Invisible man can't speak, can they they can?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You call in tro You're gonna call him from home. No,
you're not. You're in this seat on Monday night. Okay. Anyway, Uh,
watch Mal Hall Special if you haven't already. It's been out,
but you can still watch it on eight hundred Pound Gorilla.
And it's on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
No, it's not on eight hundred pound Gorilla.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yes, it is on the eight hundred pound Gorilla. Oh yes,
media YouTube channel. Okay, it's a it's big so uh
there gets contradict her I do. And I love you
guys a lot for watching and for listening. It means
a lot to us. And you are great and you're
part of our family. And love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I love you Dan, I love you and your little
laboo boo too.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Thank you. I'm going to show it to you after
this is over. Flick my neck, stop it, lock out.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Love your podcast, Love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Sorry about this all, truly
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