October 31, 2025 • 48 mins
Can you guess what Laura is trying to be this year? (Even she’s not totally sure.) And let’s just say Erik’s costume was so thin, we had to raise the camera angle — because, fun fact, Erik doesn’t wear underwear… ever. 😳 Laura relives the scariest, longest haunted amusement park of her life — and she’s got the blood-curdling screams to prove it! Plus, Erik delivers a spine-tingling Double D Showbiz Report, and we kick off our bittersweet goodbyes to Bryan as he prepares to move away 💔. Thanks for watching and listening — we love you to death! 💀👻 Love your podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh my goodness. Hello and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
I'm Laura Caine, your host. My co host is Eric
rimmer Hey, and our producer Brian is his last day today,
(00:38):
Actually it is my last week. Of course. It doesn't
fail everything I do. He has to negate. It's okay,
I'm going to miss that about you. I truly am.
But I'm really sad. And I think my stressing before
this whole podcast and this whole entire weekend and like
(01:00):
everything else has to do with me gonna miss I'm
gonna miss you a lot, a whole.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Lot stressed today.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Why were you?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'm kidding, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You weren't stressed for anything? You were like.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Freda, I mean, I have stressed. But it's about moving
across the country. It's I'm on the it's a little
bit bigger things.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are you selling stuff? Like?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Are you packing things up and shipping.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It in a storage? Great?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Are you driving across the country? You're gonna fly?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh no, I'm flying?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, So all right, so you're not taking much gives
me a lot. Okay, Well, you're gonna be moving into
the family. They have plenty.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
He's saying very little to you, which makes me nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What I know, What do you think that means? Eric?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Wait? What huh?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What do you think that means?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
He's already disconnecting from you. He's not disconnecting from me.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
True, So he's already making like cutting ties, that is.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What you're saying. He's already broken up with you.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm emotionally checked out.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And yeah, don't be that way tonight. Please give us
one more night of like some kind of entertainment and
some kind of talent. Okay, Okay, well that's the normal.
That's the normal stuff. Okay, So I have to tell
you about what I think is the best Halloween event. Like,
(02:33):
you know, there's a haunted trail, there's the hanted Hotel,
there's this and that. This is the best thing I've
ever encountered in my life. And I had to do
it for a story for work. And let me just
tell you I thanked the guy afterwards, like ten times better, even.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The lakeside one longer.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
More bang for your buck, spookier because I'll give you
several reasons. I'll tell you the story in a minute.
We have that story, and how Yeah, I'm a scream machine.
I can't do. I just can't help but screaming, and
I was like annoying like.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
All the people that were next.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh boy, obviously this is Halloween week. That's why we're
dressed up. Eric rolls in here. What do you do?
Do you know what I am? Yet?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like a bunny? Like? Is it a laboo buo?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh okay, I just told I haven't seen you head on.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
So the makeup is terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I know, I bought this off. I well, look, I
had a half hour to do it, and I bought
some crappy makeup off an Amazon that barely even works.
So I'm gonna have to if I'm going to win
the company Halloween costume contest. I've got a ramp this up. Now.
(03:56):
A girl has agreed to be my junior high school
uh person that I'm going to hook myself to. She's
gonna wear a backpack, so it's gonna be like a
double costume. Like that's kind of creative.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Right, you're going to be You're going to be a
big la boo boo.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well it comes with like a hook. Oh wow, that
you can hang on a backpack.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Boo wow. That's a little too close for comfort to
be attached to somebody, and then this at.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
A party keeps like, here's my like other la boo boo.
I had a stuff labooboo, I don't know where, and look,
here are my la booboo shoes. There you go.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You know, it really would have been a costume if
you were just in that fish net bodysuit and the
puffy boots.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Not for YouTube, huh, not for YouTube, not for Instagram,
not for any anywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Skyrocketed us.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You, on the other hand, have combined various costumes that
I think I've purchased for you throughout.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You probably have this way hate Halloween. You don't, I do.
You're lying.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
This is a bunch of crap, he said. He keeps
saying this, and it is crap because he used to
love it.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, I always hated it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Did He loves Chucky?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, I love Chucky. You are all like all about
horror movies are awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
That's what Halloween is. It's just horror movies.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Halloween is the time to sell you out.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But you don't have to dress up to watch a
horror movie.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It's more fun if you do, though, maybe if you
looked into your big giant drawer of uh speedos, that
would have gotten more excited.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
He has one of those, not a big giant drawer.
You have a couple of speedos.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You've got at least twenty different speedos?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Wait, not anymore?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
How is that related to Halloween and dressing up?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That he would have been more excited rolling in here
in just a speedo? That would have been more of
a fun.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I would have. But we have company.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, I would not have been as excited for that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Do we have support underneath this?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Course, so anyway, I know, right, okay, I have we
have the double D wear double D.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
We do?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
We have a bunch of double D. I'm gonna tell
you about this thing that you guys have to go to.
There's only three more days of it, but it is
so good. It is in San Diego proper. It's only
thirty bucks and it is worth every single penny.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Is it SeaWorld?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No, there's so many. There's there's brick O Tree, There's
SeaWorld Spectacular, there's a thing at the Zoo, there's the
Haunted Trail. Do they still have those ones downtown where
you'd go into like a baseline yeah, that was hotel.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That was awesome, but I don't think it's there anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
It used to be an escape room in the off
season and it was like the best escape room I've
ever been to.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And then at the end there's the chainsaw guy of course.
Oh yeah, but okay, I also have I have various things.
I have some cards that we're going to do since
it's spooky season. Okay, see what our what our future holds.
And I also bought this a while ago. It is
(07:15):
a lo I need this and it gives you instructions.
You has like this little potpourri thing it has. It
has special oil and a candle you're supposed to carve
your initials into and you're supposed to so I might
do the love spell. We don't know. This is like
(07:37):
a free for all. I'm like, my heart is beating
super fast because I don't like this day, because I
don't like the Brian's leaving and it's making me nervous.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
If it makes you feel any better this week, I
will have to stop by your house again to give
you something. A thumb drive that's nothing special.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I was like, oh literally, I could hear.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
The flowers because I meant so much to what is just.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
A thumb drive for the for producing stuff?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well we have we have a gift for YouTube, respected
thumb drive. Okay, so all right, I also have something
I want to read to Brian. It's just like my
little going away letter from my head.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Real quick.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
When you do that, uh it's nothing major, but you
have something that you want to bring up with regard
to Brian.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Wait, let's do that Thursday on my actual last one.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I know, I'm just telling I'm throwing out things that
we need to do, so less that I want to
bring up. Your exact words to me, were we're going
to get an x x X rating on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Whoa, Oh no, that wasn't for anything that I had
to say.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh boy, what was it about what you're wearing?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yes, because it's well panned down.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Let's see if there's anything going on down here. I
don't see anything.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's actually.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
If the puppy dog is laying on.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
The thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh see, I wanted to see it. But I think
that you're fine. I think you're good. Okay, okay, can
you Oh no, we're not fine.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That's what I was afraid of. I told you.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It is.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
But I didn't notice in the car. It was too late.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I can see it from here.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Sorry, I think I just got uh. I'm in shock
right now because it is so incredibly visible. I've never
seen anything but this is the thinnest of thin material.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, I probably should have rethought the outfit.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I glanced over, and I think I I basically saw
every little bit of it. Even I'm not even gonna
go there, because we're not going down the.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Rabbit hole, right exactly. That's what I was.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Keep the camera up because.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I had to call her from the car and let
me see it again. What perde?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Sorry, when you see something like that, we move past this. No,
I want to ask you something. When you see something
like that, do you ever in your brain go, oh,
maybe I should have put some underwear on that. Why
doesn't that go through you?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Because it's already so tight? And I didn't. I didn't
want a vpl You.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Have a right, like a big one.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I meant a visible underwear line.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
We'll wear a throng.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You haven't plenty of them.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I don't have thought.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
All right, So all right, let me tell you here.
Put cue the Halloween music, and I'll tell you about
the coolest Halloween destination. You only have three more days
to enjoy it, so I would go.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Wait, wins Halloween, actually.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Friday Friday, baby for Friday. Okay, back in the day,
there was an amusement park. I'm sure you know about this, Brian,
because you're are.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You about to talking about Marshall Scotti. Yes, I'll talk
about this last year.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh but let me I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Marshall Scottis is still around.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
No, no fun. Fact, that's where my parents met. No,
they both worked there and they were.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Like shut Marshall Scotty's opened in nineteen sixty seven and
it ran until nineteen like ninety seven, I want to
say that. Yeah, and when it closed down, a few
people tried to save it and make it into other things.
Well it didn't happen, and it's just been sitting there
(12:09):
on this property, abandoned. What is more cool than an
abandoned amusement park.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It floods yearly, too, really badly, Okay, is it?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Because it's all downhill.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
If you go on eastbound eight and you look up
off of Lake Jennings Park, you can see like the
rickety old ferris wheel with the chairs are kind of
hanging off.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's oh my god, that's my road home.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So they have what's called the Haunted Amusement Park h
Halloween scare thing, and it was my assignment to go
through it and do a report on it because it's
just really cool that it is in an abandoned amusement park.
I mean, that is the scene that's the setting of
(12:58):
a horror movie right there. Well, like, I'm a screamer.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get this up here. Put
me on the roadcaster because this is the most obnoxious
thing on the planet because I can't help it. I
can't help that I am a screamer. You can. I'm
easily spooked. You could go boo and I'll scream. H
(13:22):
This was thirty minutes long. At least it's a mile.
You walk for a mile through mazes, through dirt, pass
through houses, through They had every single one of the
go karts standing upright. They're all rusty making this wall,
(13:42):
which was creepy. It's pretty cool everything about it, all
the actors, all the costumes, and they chase you, they
get this close to touching you because you know, obviously
they can't. But there's guys with mascheties and they bang
thing is right in front and I screamed, and I screamed,
and ice cream and they've got like you know, it
(14:07):
is hands down. I even told the guy because I
had to interview with the guy who puts this together
every year, and I said, I got to be honest
with you. I have to be objective because I'm in
the news, but I want to tell you on the
down low, this was by far the best Halloween event
(14:29):
destination in San Diego County. By far. You get the
biggest bang for your buck. You are in and abandoned amusement.
For that in and of itself is scary. It was great,
and there's a lot of dark areas dark and things
jump out.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I have some objections.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh of course you do.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Have you been?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, oh last year, I haven't been. It's it is
a good price. It's twenty five bucks, but the price
all so reflects their budget.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
So now it's not bad.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
It's fun.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
But I don't know if it's not bad than the
scare like the Balboa Scare trail.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, I I highly disagree with you. I really truly do.
And if we had time, we would go at it
in time.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
She's disagreeing with you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I can't believes as my roadcaster. Okay, here we go,
I'm gonna play this and it's a lot of screaming
and it's narrating and uh me going through and here
we go.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Terror. Oh I don't like this. I don't like this
at all.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't like this at all. I don't like this
at all. I don't like this at all.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Oh my god, my god. Oh, there's gonna be something
that's gonna check here. I don't that correctly. Marshall Scotty's camp.
Marshall Scottie's camp.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
This is not gonna be good. There's like this huge
I hated it.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh, don't do anything to me. Please, don't do anything
to me. See the lengths I go to to bring
you the news. Oh okay, then.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
There's a guy hanging.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Go through that. Oh no, oh no, here we go
three D times. Now.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
They give you three D glasses to go into three
D room.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh my goodness, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Everything pops out, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, Wow, that's a cool room.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I'm not gonna like this.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Who filmed you?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
That thing's going to come out of it?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Antonio, you are not a sweetheart, you know you?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Oh my god, No, it.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Was like yell I got it's so mad at him?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Were you the only person there?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
No, that's going first.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Oh you get like a press. Oh she waved her press.
She said, please business, lock it down.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
No, no, I yell at one of them.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh that was that twisty Yeah, when you go through
that tunnel. I'm catching my breath right now because all
I've been doing is treaming. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
I need to be reporting. Here we go, we have
got more to go.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Actually, that's my favorite part of that little Devil's sign.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
The walkway something I'm gonna be happy about? What is this?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
How long is this?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Just?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I guess we'll get to the end soon.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I don't like this.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I am not happy right now?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Right it is, And you're going to be amazed by me.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Hi, how are you doing tonight?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
That's funny?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Scared you're scared? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Am I scary?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yes? And walk away, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Out of here, because I don't know what you're gonna
do to me.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Oh okay, hi, look look hot?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh is it just a hand?
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Geez, Louise, Okay, here we go. No, no, you job, no,
your job. Oh look at that scary like thing.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Where did you come from? Where? I can't handle this?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
You had a mile of this?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Oh that's in there? What isn't there?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
There's a big giant box and I didn't learn to
look inside.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
That wasn't nice. Oh boy. Oh no, jumpers, no jumpers jumping.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Wait, there's one like really floaty nightmares are made of. Okay, Oh,
this guy was scary.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I thought you were a baby. Just no.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
This is the lake Side teenagers, by.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
The way, they were good.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Oh god, something something horrible is gonna happen. Okay, what's
going on with the right there? I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
There's one okay, wait, we'll get to the very end.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Hold one.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh I hate it when they bang on things. Here's
a beautiful gad.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. Oh I
hope it's not alive.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Ah what's that the death card? She pulled my death card?
Oh god, it's almost the worry about it.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh god, no it's not.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
You're barely halfway shut up.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Okay, this way, no, this way, Oh no, I don't
like it. Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Oh god, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God,
oh God.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
He's hanging upside down and he's screaming at me. And then.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Okay, now we're at the cemetery.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm not liking this right here at all.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
No, you don't need to behold on me.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
These actors were good and their makeup was really good.
Can't agree. There was sweating bullets. My armpits are sweating.
I boob sweat everything all sweat, but sweat. No, no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
No wait wait, what's all this? What's all that? What
is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
I don't want to know? Spends? Here we go, here
we go. I'm like drenched in sweat.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, there there is there is Jason or whoever this
Jason Voorhies.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
When they pay the stupidest question. I don't like this
one right here at all. This one's not good.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Okay yeah yeah, yeah, ya ya ya ye.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
How did you not swear?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I did?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
But out.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, I said, holy oh the guy that screws Oh,
this guy had weird skates on where they would.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Like starting if you go to was it not scary farm?
They have thousands of those guys.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
And they're so close on those skate things.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
That scary farmer is intense. That place is so yeah,
it's no, that's my actually, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Hell, I gotta get out.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
This is a good zim be right here. I don't
want to follow me anymore.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Firewife salt.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Nope, no, there's one funny thing and then also no, no,
she was talking language.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
What does that do? Oh god, oh no, oh this
is all sorts of twisted. This is twisted.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Then there's chainsaw guy.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Okay, we're almost through. There's something not good right here.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh boy, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't go.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Don't even touch me. It's a good. Oh why is
they keep getting darker?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Why they always end with the chainsaw guy. No, I'm
running for my life, but I couldn't find my Wayana,
there were so many maids.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
No, no, it just like spreads the wind even more.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh my god, smoke. Wh oh that thing?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah oh oh yeah, oh no oh no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no nikes no no no. They get really close
to you, but obviously they're not allowed to touch you anyway.
(25:24):
So it was really really fun. The guy that puts
it together, dude, they've been doing it since twenty sixteen,
and he says that they work like all year long
to get this thing, like and it's you have to
get their early so you get a parking spot. But
parking is free, and I'm telling you this is the
best bang for your buck and you there's a lot
of really dark spots. So if you have a date
(25:46):
and you want to make out in a scary area
and you're kind of twisted like that, that would be
a great spot.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, we're getting harassed by people in masks, but you
want to make out right.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Now, clever. Thank you for the badge.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I kind of would like that.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
What I like that?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh, thank you step So Laurie. If some guys said
to me and I was screaming my head off and
I was scared because I like being scared obviously, you know,
it's kind of fun. And if somebody if a guy
said to me, hey, there's a dark corner around here,
do you want to like.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Do it make out?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Do you want to make out for do you want
to like kiss. I'd be like, yes, the.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Dark corners are where the scare actors are. Okay, we're
gonna get to make it out. And then some guys
like can you really not do this?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Year behind you? And here we're gonna we're gonna roll.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Pres are gonna like say this is.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Not all low excuse me, We're gonna roll play right now.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh god, here we go.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
So we're in We're in the haunted House at Marshall
Scotti's right, And what what was the worst part for you?
The chainsaw?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
The worst part was probably the chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yes, okay, so what what is going on back?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I have that? Don't worry your little head.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Okay, well it's it's damp back here. And I was
just wondering if you were having a problem or what
was going on.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Okay, not yet, okay, so continue all right, Well I
need your assistance.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
So we're we're being chased by a maniac with a chainsaw,
and I'm like, hey, there's a dark corner over there, babe,
we'll just pop over and let me finger you.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No that I would not respond, okay, flat out grows
and not you can no, that is not that's not creative.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
It was very creative. What's more creative than that?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
What is more creative than getting fingered at all? At apples?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I mean say it differently.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Wait, would you like me to finger you in the
dark corner?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Why don't you say it? Not like that but alluding
to that?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Uh see that dark corner over there?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yes, now you need to use a better euphemism.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
There you go explain.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
How about if I subtract four of these fingers and
we go over to the dark corner? You know what
I mean? What if I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Want to be have that done to me? I just
want to be kissed? Okay, well that's boring and maybe
a boob grab I could do that. Okay, that's fine
with my big Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Prude and walks off.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'm thinking, like, the whole thing you just discussed is
a little bit too involved for the very short amount
of time.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
The cops not if you were wearing that outfit, be
super easy.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Sure, Yeah, there's a lot going. There's a lot of
bells and whistles underneath the pulleys and strings and tape
and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Don't that It just sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Okay, So why that was great? I suggest you guys
all head out there. It's really really fun.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Thank you to our audio listeners for sitting through ten
minutes of screaming with no payoff.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The payoff was the excitement that you will have when
you go. I was getting people amped up, and I
think I did so z if it, I might not
even read you the poem I wrote for you, You're
goodbye poem or your present and you know what. One
of your presents might be something you want, m but
(29:49):
if it's something you don't want, don't tell me.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Okay, you can tell me. I'm sure I'll love it.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh, I don't know. This is what we're going to
discuss on Thursday, right because this is your that will
be your last minute on the air. So I'll read
the thing. Let's hit the double D music. Let's get
right into our double D show business and see what's
going on there and uh and then yeah, I take
it from there. Oh my god, what I'm sweating? Bullets?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I think I look cute and you know what I
might win that cost?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay, so I I had to. I'm gonna have to
show you this because it's so ridiculous. I couldn't talk
about it, but Kanye West.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Words, paint your words, paint your paint the picture.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
So Kanye West and Bianca sensory okay, I thought they
were done okay, but apparently they're not. They went to
the Balenciaga store.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Isn't that the one we're else supposed to like not
use it because they did that?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Kid add So there there's so many things wrong with
this photo. I don't even know where to start. First
of all, he's dressed.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Black T shirt like this right, he's got his chains on.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
It looks like mister T.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
He's got a tote bag.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
This is what she's wearing.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Dental flaws barely covering.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
The boobs hanging out of either side. Then the big
sticker over the clip or the piece whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Why does it say?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
I have said, probably the party starts here. I don't
know what it's beasts. It says, okay, well, don't show.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It was over her, over her. You don't have to say.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, you were so specific and saying she was wearing pants.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
But she's got a great body. I mean, I don't
know if.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Bobs, no, what's wrong with the boobs? But come on, I.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Don't know if you're like a reliable source on that.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Maybe not when you're wearing that little of a bikini top.
I don't think any boob would look good.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I think she is better looking than Kim K. That
this is because I think Kim K is not that attractive.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay, now.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You're involved in becoming that attract Brian.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
This just doesn't seem real.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Kim Kardashian is one of the most beautiful women anybody's
ever seen, and she hasn't had much work done on
her body, but her face has always some uplood the same.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Her face looks like a completely I don't know if
you're living in reality on this one. By the way,
do you remember I'm gonna ask show you this picture,
and I want you to tell me who you think
it is. So I'm going to show you and then
I'm going to show our viewers. Okay, don't don't say
who you think it is yet?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Is this is this gonna shock me because it's someone
that's a lot older than we think she is.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
It's you're gonna be shocked when you find out who
it is.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
So see this is how Eric does that?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Is No, okay, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
He shows pictures from his phone rather than load them
on in the con right.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Who watched The Housewives of New York?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Nobody, I stop, nobody in this room.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I feel like a total loser. That is Jill Zarin.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, it's not from the original.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yes, okay, Well, so somebody had a doctor that put
his head his foot on the back of her head
and just stretched everything.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Hey, you know what, bring it on?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
She looks like a completely different person.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I don't want to look like a completely different person.
But when I start getting the gobbledygoot going, I want
that thing tucked.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
I mean, come on, she doesn't even look like the
same person anymore, and.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Neither just Chris Kardashi And you know, okay, have you
heard of this thing called nad This like it's a
special I don't know. You can take it in pill form,
you can take it, you can ingest ite. It is
like some kind of cellular stuff that helps you age backward.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Oh, it's probably what I'm taking.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
That's probably not true.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I bought like patches of it.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Definitely doesn't from instagram. From an instagram I'm using. I'm
using salmon DNA.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Salmon DNA. See, I don't take any kind of fish
pills because you smell like fish.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
No, no, no, it's a serum.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I don't want to smell like do I smell like?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Do I smell like salmon? Tea?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I don't know, but I'm feeling like I would catch
a whiff on occasion, Like, Nope.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
You never do. It doesn't spell like salmon. Yeah, you
don't smell like salmon.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
You should take Omego eight oils or whatever called a
megabe oils salmon.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I don't take anything.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, it's it's reducing the puffiness a lot. I mean,
I had enough luggagender here to go to Europe and
it's diminishing it.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Do you like salmon to eat?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
No, not unless it's completely charcoal black and heavily season.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I wish I was a salmon lover. I really really do,
because that seems to be the most healthy thing ever
to eat, because all my friends always order salmon salad
or this or that, and it's supposed to be no. No,
but but I really I hate seafood. I can't deal
(35:59):
with seafood either. My roommate had a friend come over
who's from Cabo, born and raised and he was raised
on fish. He's a fisherman. So we went to this
place in Mission Valley, you know that place that is
underneath the freeway, that is all you can eat buffet.
(36:21):
It's called Toto's or something like that. It's been many things.
It's huge, and they have all kinds of fish, anything
you can think of. So I sat there, Yes, so
I sat there and watched Horge with plastic gloves, rip
(36:42):
apart various crustaceans and sucks. And then but the problem
was this. He also had a soda and on the
way home in the car he had to belch. Oh no,
(37:04):
and that was one of the most unpleasant experiences of
my life. And this man constantly smells like fish.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
But yeah, we'll roll a window down for that one.
Oh my god, we'll be happy that sound came out
of that end and not the other end, because that
could have been a whole nother story.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Well, yeah, I don't want to think about that. I
don't even think about that. Okay, let's go get us
some celebrity gossip.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
All right, here we go, what's up.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Play the music, let's do it. Oh you did do
it again?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
She got sidetracked.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
She arrested our double d with fish news.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm all over the place day, But that's okay.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Kiss co founder and guitarist Paul Ace Frehley died from
head injuries suffered during a recent fall in his recording studio.
He was seventy four.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, I know he died, but I didn't know how
he died.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, Ballmer. Also June Lockhart, who was in Lassie, played
the mom in Lassie and Lost in Space, died at
one hundred years old.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Well she made it, made it a hundred. I'm sad
that Betty White didn't make it to one hundred.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
She was what a couple short or something? Get this?
This is so weird and so creepy. Remember Suzanne Summers,
of course from Threes company, and she was married at
Alan Hamill for the Thigh Masters, her husband Alan Hamill.
Now she died two years ago of of of breast cancer.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Suzanne Sommer's day.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah. Oh she's been dead for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Wow, this news to me. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I don't know he is creating the Suzanne Ai twin.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Okay, that's in poor taste.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
That is creepy. I want to know what he plans on.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Want loved her wants her in some.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Form off for sure, like let her rest in peace
for Mete's sake.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Imagine we discover if you get recreated by an AI,
your soul actually gets dragged into it or something.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh my god, if you go first, I'll have you
as an AI, though.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'd be the most obnoxious AI you would.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
You just put you on mute.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I put you on with those like iPhone games where
it's like punch the dog or something, or I.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Just feed you kibble like Giddo.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
The little teeny dots that.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Are exactly exactly Now, I'm probably the only one in
this room that is super super excited.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
About this most definitely.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Coming to HBO Max. There is a new limited run
series called The River still runs.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Oh my god, what is that?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
It's Share yours biography? Oh my god. Notice nobody in
this room is excited about that EXCEPTA.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I would watch it. I wouldn't run to watch it,
but I'd be interested to know.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
She's sounding interested already googled when it's airing, and there's
no set air date yet.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
If I was laying in bed, that was the only
thing on TV TV go to bed.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Oh god, so sad, and we're gonna talk about it now.
Premiering last night also on HBO Max was it Welcome.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
To Darry Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Which contained probably the most horrifying beginning sequence of anything
I've ever seen ever in my life.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
That is a big statement.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
You haven't seen it yet, have you know?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
And I can think of quite a few good at
opening horror scenes.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Holy smoke?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Did it scary? Gross?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
It was everything. Cory only is the tip of the iceberg.
It was horrific.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Do you recommend it?
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, it was great. Yeah, it's really good. Okay, I'll
definitely be watching.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
It all right.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
But you have to tune in like weekly.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
They're not Oh okay, they're doing They're dropping it week
by week.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I see, and it is terrifying. So far.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I did like it. It was good the first one.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I just don't know if we needed to remake of it.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
The original is so good.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, this was It's free and if it's on HBO.
Oh I started watching Weapons?
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh no, you started watching Weapons?
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yes, movie, stop watching it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
I liked it. It's interesting, it's different, it's creepy. The
way those kids run with their arms out.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Has no concept of subtext.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
What did you think?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I think it's a great movie.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Like though, I ran from the theater when I saw it.
Why didn't you like it? No? I waited for that
horrible thing to be over.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Wait, why didn't you like it?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
I just thought it was so over the top and boring.
Over the top.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
It's a pretty subtle movie.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
See, I didn't like it. It took too long to
get anywhere.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
It starts going right off the bat. It really opens
at the conflict.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
I absolutely hated Long Legs, but I loved the Monkey,
and I'm really excited to see the new one.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
The Monkey is good, not nearly as good as Long
Legs though, Oh I hated Long Legs.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Weapons is good so far.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Weapons is good.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
It's a little overhyped, but it is good.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah. I think it was way over hyped. I think
if I was, if everybody had not talked about it
so much, I maybe would have liked it more.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
It's not Yeah, it's not like a once in a
century movie. But it is a very good movie.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Okay, are you done with your double d? Okay, So
here's what we got going on. We are going to
end this episode on Thursday. It's Brian's last, last last
last episode. So I am going to invite Actually, we're
(43:27):
gonna call my mom, We're gonna call gud Church. I'm
gonna read Brian something that I wrote to him just
because she's funny and I know, but I want you
to meet her now because it's important. And my mom
never she's always good. She's always good. Unless she's outside
(43:50):
smoking her sig and doing her crossword and her scratcher
and her Canna martini. Then we can't get her. And
then Eric, are you going to bring up what you
told me you were going to bring up? Possibly?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
H what? Oh?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, yeah, I think you've changed your mind.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
No, I haven't that you've.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
We have a surprise that may or may not excite you,
may actually send you running from this uh studio or
make you want to stay.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well it's a little it's too late for that, but.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
It's uh it's considered a gift.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yes, and it may make you want to not move.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh that no, for sure, he'll he's no, he's gonna
he's gonna need to move.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I'm more concerned than excited now.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Of Okay, so we have all this and and uh,
you guys, if you uh right now, want to say
anything to Brian say, I'll read your d MS on
our next show, so bust him out.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Brian's been with us for three years, never been late,
always done everything We've always asked him to gladly the
way he shows gladness, which is like this, because he's
a one note wonder. Uh, he's been People love him.
(45:35):
Some people get upset with him for the way he
treats me sometimes because they believe that you should treat
your elders with more respect. But I think it's hysterical.
Don't roll your eyes. I know that was That was severe.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
IM like a slot machine.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh yeah, two guys that are here shadowing Brian because
next week it's either going to be Brandon or it's
gonna be Okay.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Well, don't pit them against each other. That kind of sucks. Jeez.
This is an American idol or actually, one of you
will be hired and one of you will be fired.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Maybe we'll get to know the two possible replacements for Brian.
I don't know. This is like a wild and crazy
kind of two episodes. Because I'm I'm losing my mind
a little bit, Brian. I gotta say, I let up
my emotions in strange ways, and I'm sad and you
never know what's going to happen next episode.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
I heard a little somebody feel sorry for you in
the studio audience.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Marie always feel sorry for Laura.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Marie knows what's up my sleeve.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
I'm really not that mean to Laura.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Marie really wanted she feels like I should stick up
for my self more when it comes to you.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
I'm really not have even that mean too. That's true,
that is true.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
But we've discussed this thing, and I don't know what
conclusion we've come to, Marie, but maybe you can add
in your two cents. Would you do that next episode? Yeah?
You do. Yeah, it's gonna make you uncomfortable. You you,
(47:34):
you and you for what. Never mind, we're gonna ender
right now. We're gonna be back right before Halloween. We're
still gonna have the same costumes on.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
No, I'm changing out of this one. No, you're nice,
I'm putting it. I'm putting a different costume on, too hot.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Okay, Well, we didn't even see you, but we're gonna
You're gonna turn the camera on yourself one last time.
Brain please for me or me if you've gotten any
kind of joy out of my presence. No, okay, you guys,
thank you. Brian. The Firewife says Brian is a German.
(48:13):
He's gonna be missed. Sweep, Firewife, You're all right, more coming.
Don't miss Thursday's episode. Thanks for watching this live. Thanks
for watching and listening after the fact.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
And you know what, Oh, Firewife wants to see me
in a thong.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
We'll bust it out the next episode.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yeah, I'm fresh out.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
We'll see or I'm gonna make you wear a dress.
I'm gonna pull a dress and you're gonna wear a dress.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
You've worn many of that is crossing the line.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Joyful. Thank you for buying a badge. We love you.
You guys are great and love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
I love you, my sweet babies. We'll see you Thursday.
Oh my goodness. Hello and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
I'm Laura Caine, your host. My co host is Eric
rimmer Hey, and our producer Brian is his last day today,
(00:38):
Actually it is my last week. Of course. It doesn't
fail everything I do. He has to negate. It's okay,
I'm going to miss that about you. I truly am.
But I'm really sad. And I think my stressing before
this whole podcast and this whole entire weekend and like
(01:00):
everything else has to do with me gonna miss I'm
gonna miss you a lot, a whole.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Lot stressed today.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Why were you?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'm kidding, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You weren't stressed for anything? You were like.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Freda, I mean, I have stressed. But it's about moving
across the country. It's I'm on the it's a little
bit bigger things.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are you selling stuff? Like?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Are you packing things up and shipping.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It in a storage? Great?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Are you driving across the country? You're gonna fly?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh no, I'm flying?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, So all right, so you're not taking much gives
me a lot. Okay, Well, you're gonna be moving into
the family. They have plenty.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
He's saying very little to you, which makes me nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What I know, What do you think that means? Eric?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Wait? What huh?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What do you think that means?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
He's already disconnecting from you. He's not disconnecting from me.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
True, So he's already making like cutting ties, that is.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What you're saying. He's already broken up with you.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm emotionally checked out.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And yeah, don't be that way tonight. Please give us
one more night of like some kind of entertainment and
some kind of talent. Okay, Okay, well that's the normal.
That's the normal stuff. Okay, So I have to tell
you about what I think is the best Halloween event. Like,
(02:33):
you know, there's a haunted trail, there's the hanted Hotel,
there's this and that. This is the best thing I've
ever encountered in my life. And I had to do
it for a story for work. And let me just
tell you I thanked the guy afterwards, like ten times better, even.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The lakeside one longer.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
More bang for your buck, spookier because I'll give you
several reasons. I'll tell you the story in a minute.
We have that story, and how Yeah, I'm a scream machine.
I can't do. I just can't help but screaming, and
I was like annoying like.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
All the people that were next.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh boy, obviously this is Halloween week. That's why we're
dressed up. Eric rolls in here. What do you do?
Do you know what I am? Yet?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like a bunny? Like? Is it a laboo buo?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh okay, I just told I haven't seen you head on.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
So the makeup is terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I know, I bought this off. I well, look, I
had a half hour to do it, and I bought
some crappy makeup off an Amazon that barely even works.
So I'm gonna have to if I'm going to win
the company Halloween costume contest. I've got a ramp this up. Now.
(03:56):
A girl has agreed to be my junior high school
uh person that I'm going to hook myself to. She's
gonna wear a backpack, so it's gonna be like a
double costume. Like that's kind of creative.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Right, you're going to be You're going to be a
big la boo boo.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well it comes with like a hook. Oh wow, that
you can hang on a backpack.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Boo wow. That's a little too close for comfort to
be attached to somebody, and then this at.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
A party keeps like, here's my like other la boo boo.
I had a stuff labooboo, I don't know where, and look,
here are my la booboo shoes. There you go.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You know, it really would have been a costume if
you were just in that fish net bodysuit and the
puffy boots.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Not for YouTube, huh, not for YouTube, not for Instagram,
not for any anywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Skyrocketed us.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You, on the other hand, have combined various costumes that
I think I've purchased for you throughout.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You probably have this way hate Halloween. You don't, I do.
You're lying.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
This is a bunch of crap, he said. He keeps
saying this, and it is crap because he used to
love it.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, I always hated it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Did He loves Chucky?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, I love Chucky. You are all like all about
horror movies are awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
That's what Halloween is. It's just horror movies.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Halloween is the time to sell you out.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But you don't have to dress up to watch a
horror movie.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It's more fun if you do, though, maybe if you
looked into your big giant drawer of uh speedos, that
would have gotten more excited.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
He has one of those, not a big giant drawer.
You have a couple of speedos.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You've got at least twenty different speedos?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Wait, not anymore?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
How is that related to Halloween and dressing up?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That he would have been more excited rolling in here
in just a speedo? That would have been more of
a fun.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I would have. But we have company.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, I would not have been as excited for that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Do we have support underneath this?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Course, so anyway, I know, right, okay, I have we
have the double D wear double D.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
We do?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
We have a bunch of double D. I'm gonna tell
you about this thing that you guys have to go to.
There's only three more days of it, but it is
so good. It is in San Diego proper. It's only
thirty bucks and it is worth every single penny.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Is it SeaWorld?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No, there's so many. There's there's brick O Tree, There's
SeaWorld Spectacular, there's a thing at the Zoo, there's the
Haunted Trail. Do they still have those ones downtown where
you'd go into like a baseline yeah, that was hotel.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That was awesome, but I don't think it's there anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
It used to be an escape room in the off
season and it was like the best escape room I've
ever been to.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And then at the end there's the chainsaw guy of course.
Oh yeah, but okay, I also have I have various things.
I have some cards that we're going to do since
it's spooky season. Okay, see what our what our future holds.
And I also bought this a while ago. It is
(07:15):
a lo I need this and it gives you instructions.
You has like this little potpourri thing it has. It
has special oil and a candle you're supposed to carve
your initials into and you're supposed to so I might
do the love spell. We don't know. This is like
(07:37):
a free for all. I'm like, my heart is beating
super fast because I don't like this day, because I
don't like the Brian's leaving and it's making me nervous.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
If it makes you feel any better this week, I
will have to stop by your house again to give
you something. A thumb drive that's nothing special.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I was like, oh literally, I could hear.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
The flowers because I meant so much to what is just.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
A thumb drive for the for producing stuff?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well we have we have a gift for YouTube, respected
thumb drive. Okay, so all right, I also have something
I want to read to Brian. It's just like my
little going away letter from my head.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Real quick.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
When you do that, uh it's nothing major, but you
have something that you want to bring up with regard
to Brian.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Wait, let's do that Thursday on my actual last one.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I know, I'm just telling I'm throwing out things that
we need to do, so less that I want to
bring up. Your exact words to me, were we're going
to get an x x X rating on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Whoa, Oh no, that wasn't for anything that I had
to say.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh boy, what was it about what you're wearing?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yes, because it's well panned down.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Let's see if there's anything going on down here. I
don't see anything.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's actually.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
If the puppy dog is laying on.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
The thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh see, I wanted to see it. But I think
that you're fine. I think you're good. Okay, okay, can
you Oh no, we're not fine.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That's what I was afraid of. I told you.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It is.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
But I didn't notice in the car. It was too late.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I can see it from here.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Sorry, I think I just got uh. I'm in shock
right now because it is so incredibly visible. I've never
seen anything but this is the thinnest of thin material.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, I probably should have rethought the outfit.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I glanced over, and I think I I basically saw
every little bit of it. Even I'm not even gonna
go there, because we're not going down the.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Rabbit hole, right exactly. That's what I was.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Keep the camera up because.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I had to call her from the car and let
me see it again. What perde?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Sorry, when you see something like that, we move past this. No,
I want to ask you something. When you see something
like that, do you ever in your brain go, oh,
maybe I should have put some underwear on that. Why
doesn't that go through you?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Because it's already so tight? And I didn't. I didn't
want a vpl You.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Have a right, like a big one.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I meant a visible underwear line.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
We'll wear a throng.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You haven't plenty of them.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I don't have thought.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
All right, So all right, let me tell you here.
Put cue the Halloween music, and I'll tell you about
the coolest Halloween destination. You only have three more days
to enjoy it, so I would go.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Wait, wins Halloween, actually.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Friday Friday, baby for Friday. Okay, back in the day,
there was an amusement park. I'm sure you know about this, Brian,
because you're are.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You about to talking about Marshall Scotti. Yes, I'll talk
about this last year.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh but let me I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Marshall Scottis is still around.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
No, no fun. Fact, that's where my parents met. No,
they both worked there and they were.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Like shut Marshall Scotty's opened in nineteen sixty seven and
it ran until nineteen like ninety seven, I want to
say that. Yeah, and when it closed down, a few
people tried to save it and make it into other things.
Well it didn't happen, and it's just been sitting there
(12:09):
on this property, abandoned. What is more cool than an
abandoned amusement park.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It floods yearly, too, really badly, Okay, is it?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Because it's all downhill.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
If you go on eastbound eight and you look up
off of Lake Jennings Park, you can see like the
rickety old ferris wheel with the chairs are kind of
hanging off.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's oh my god, that's my road home.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So they have what's called the Haunted Amusement Park h
Halloween scare thing, and it was my assignment to go
through it and do a report on it because it's
just really cool that it is in an abandoned amusement park.
I mean, that is the scene that's the setting of
(12:58):
a horror movie right there. Well, like, I'm a screamer.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get this up here. Put
me on the roadcaster because this is the most obnoxious
thing on the planet because I can't help it. I
can't help that I am a screamer. You can. I'm
easily spooked. You could go boo and I'll scream. H
(13:22):
This was thirty minutes long. At least it's a mile.
You walk for a mile through mazes, through dirt, pass
through houses, through They had every single one of the
go karts standing upright. They're all rusty making this wall,
(13:42):
which was creepy. It's pretty cool everything about it, all
the actors, all the costumes, and they chase you, they
get this close to touching you because you know, obviously
they can't. But there's guys with mascheties and they bang
thing is right in front and I screamed, and I screamed,
and ice cream and they've got like you know, it
(14:07):
is hands down. I even told the guy because I
had to interview with the guy who puts this together
every year, and I said, I got to be honest
with you. I have to be objective because I'm in
the news, but I want to tell you on the
down low, this was by far the best Halloween event
(14:29):
destination in San Diego County. By far. You get the
biggest bang for your buck. You are in and abandoned amusement.
For that in and of itself is scary. It was great,
and there's a lot of dark areas dark and things
jump out.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I have some objections.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh of course you do.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Have you been?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, oh last year, I haven't been. It's it is
a good price. It's twenty five bucks, but the price
all so reflects their budget.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
So now it's not bad.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
It's fun.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
But I don't know if it's not bad than the
scare like the Balboa Scare trail.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, I I highly disagree with you. I really truly do.
And if we had time, we would go at it
in time.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
She's disagreeing with you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I can't believes as my roadcaster. Okay, here we go,
I'm gonna play this and it's a lot of screaming
and it's narrating and uh me going through and here
we go.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Terror. Oh I don't like this. I don't like this
at all.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't like this at all. I don't like this
at all. I don't like this at all.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Oh my god, my god. Oh, there's gonna be something
that's gonna check here. I don't that correctly. Marshall Scotty's camp.
Marshall Scottie's camp.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
This is not gonna be good. There's like this huge
I hated it.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh, don't do anything to me. Please, don't do anything
to me. See the lengths I go to to bring
you the news. Oh okay, then.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
There's a guy hanging.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Go through that. Oh no, oh no, here we go
three D times. Now.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
They give you three D glasses to go into three
D room.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh my goodness, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Everything pops out, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, Wow, that's a cool room.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I'm not gonna like this.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Who filmed you?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
That thing's going to come out of it?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Antonio, you are not a sweetheart, you know you?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Oh my god, No, it.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Was like yell I got it's so mad at him?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Were you the only person there?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
No, that's going first.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Oh you get like a press. Oh she waved her press.
She said, please business, lock it down.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
No, no, I yell at one of them.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh that was that twisty Yeah, when you go through
that tunnel. I'm catching my breath right now because all
I've been doing is treaming. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
I need to be reporting. Here we go, we have
got more to go.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Actually, that's my favorite part of that little Devil's sign.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
The walkway something I'm gonna be happy about? What is this?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
How long is this?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Just?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I guess we'll get to the end soon.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I don't like this.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I am not happy right now?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Right it is, And you're going to be amazed by me.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Hi, how are you doing tonight?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
That's funny?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Scared you're scared? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Am I scary?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yes? And walk away, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Out of here, because I don't know what you're gonna
do to me.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Oh okay, hi, look look hot?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh is it just a hand?
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Geez, Louise, Okay, here we go. No, no, you job, no,
your job. Oh look at that scary like thing.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Where did you come from? Where? I can't handle this?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
You had a mile of this?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Oh that's in there? What isn't there?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
There's a big giant box and I didn't learn to
look inside.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
That wasn't nice. Oh boy. Oh no, jumpers, no jumpers jumping.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Wait, there's one like really floaty nightmares are made of. Okay, Oh,
this guy was scary.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I thought you were a baby. Just no.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
This is the lake Side teenagers, by.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
The way, they were good.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Oh god, something something horrible is gonna happen. Okay, what's
going on with the right there? I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
There's one okay, wait, we'll get to the very end.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Hold one.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh I hate it when they bang on things. Here's
a beautiful gad.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. Oh I
hope it's not alive.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Ah what's that the death card? She pulled my death card?
Oh god, it's almost the worry about it.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh god, no it's not.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
You're barely halfway shut up.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Okay, this way, no, this way, Oh no, I don't
like it. Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Oh god, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God,
oh God.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
He's hanging upside down and he's screaming at me. And then.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Okay, now we're at the cemetery.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm not liking this right here at all.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
No, you don't need to behold on me.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
These actors were good and their makeup was really good.
Can't agree. There was sweating bullets. My armpits are sweating.
I boob sweat everything all sweat, but sweat. No, no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
No wait wait, what's all this? What's all that? What
is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
I don't want to know? Spends? Here we go, here
we go. I'm like drenched in sweat.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, there there is there is Jason or whoever this
Jason Voorhies.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
When they pay the stupidest question. I don't like this
one right here at all. This one's not good.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Okay yeah yeah, yeah, ya ya ya ye.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
How did you not swear?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I did?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
But out.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, I said, holy oh the guy that screws Oh,
this guy had weird skates on where they would.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Like starting if you go to was it not scary farm?
They have thousands of those guys.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
And they're so close on those skate things.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
That scary farmer is intense. That place is so yeah,
it's no, that's my actually, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Hell, I gotta get out.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
This is a good zim be right here. I don't
want to follow me anymore.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Firewife salt.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Nope, no, there's one funny thing and then also no, no,
she was talking language.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
What does that do? Oh god, oh no, oh this
is all sorts of twisted. This is twisted.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Then there's chainsaw guy.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Okay, we're almost through. There's something not good right here.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh boy, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't go.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Don't even touch me. It's a good. Oh why is
they keep getting darker?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Why they always end with the chainsaw guy. No, I'm
running for my life, but I couldn't find my Wayana,
there were so many maids.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
No, no, it just like spreads the wind even more.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh my god, smoke. Wh oh that thing?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah oh oh yeah, oh no oh no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no nikes no no no. They get really close
to you, but obviously they're not allowed to touch you anyway.
(25:24):
So it was really really fun. The guy that puts
it together, dude, they've been doing it since twenty sixteen,
and he says that they work like all year long
to get this thing, like and it's you have to
get their early so you get a parking spot. But
parking is free, and I'm telling you this is the
best bang for your buck and you there's a lot
of really dark spots. So if you have a date
(25:46):
and you want to make out in a scary area
and you're kind of twisted like that, that would be
a great spot.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, we're getting harassed by people in masks, but you
want to make out right.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Now, clever. Thank you for the badge.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I kind of would like that.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
What I like that?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh, thank you step So Laurie. If some guys said
to me and I was screaming my head off and
I was scared because I like being scared obviously, you know,
it's kind of fun. And if somebody if a guy
said to me, hey, there's a dark corner around here,
do you want to like.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Do it make out?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Do you want to make out for do you want
to like kiss. I'd be like, yes, the.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Dark corners are where the scare actors are. Okay, we're
gonna get to make it out. And then some guys
like can you really not do this?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Year behind you? And here we're gonna we're gonna roll.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Pres are gonna like say this is.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Not all low excuse me, We're gonna roll play right now.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh god, here we go.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
So we're in We're in the haunted House at Marshall
Scotti's right, And what what was the worst part for you?
The chainsaw?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
The worst part was probably the chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yes, okay, so what what is going on back?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I have that? Don't worry your little head.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Okay, well it's it's damp back here. And I was
just wondering if you were having a problem or what
was going on.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Okay, not yet, okay, so continue all right, Well I
need your assistance.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
So we're we're being chased by a maniac with a chainsaw,
and I'm like, hey, there's a dark corner over there, babe,
we'll just pop over and let me finger you.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No that I would not respond, okay, flat out grows
and not you can no, that is not that's not creative.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
It was very creative. What's more creative than that?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
What is more creative than getting fingered at all? At apples?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I mean say it differently.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Wait, would you like me to finger you in the
dark corner?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Why don't you say it? Not like that but alluding
to that?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Uh see that dark corner over there?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yes, now you need to use a better euphemism.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
There you go explain.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
How about if I subtract four of these fingers and
we go over to the dark corner? You know what
I mean? What if I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Want to be have that done to me? I just
want to be kissed? Okay, well that's boring and maybe
a boob grab I could do that. Okay, that's fine
with my big Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Prude and walks off.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'm thinking, like, the whole thing you just discussed is
a little bit too involved for the very short amount
of time.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
The cops not if you were wearing that outfit, be
super easy.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Sure, Yeah, there's a lot going. There's a lot of
bells and whistles underneath the pulleys and strings and tape
and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Don't that It just sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Okay, So why that was great? I suggest you guys
all head out there. It's really really fun.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Thank you to our audio listeners for sitting through ten
minutes of screaming with no payoff.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The payoff was the excitement that you will have when
you go. I was getting people amped up, and I
think I did so z if it, I might not
even read you the poem I wrote for you, You're
goodbye poem or your present and you know what. One
of your presents might be something you want, m but
(29:49):
if it's something you don't want, don't tell me.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Okay, you can tell me. I'm sure I'll love it.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh, I don't know. This is what we're going to
discuss on Thursday, right because this is your that will
be your last minute on the air. So I'll read
the thing. Let's hit the double D music. Let's get
right into our double D show business and see what's
going on there and uh and then yeah, I take
it from there. Oh my god, what I'm sweating? Bullets?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I think I look cute and you know what I
might win that cost?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay, so I I had to. I'm gonna have to
show you this because it's so ridiculous. I couldn't talk
about it, but Kanye West.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Words, paint your words, paint your paint the picture.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
So Kanye West and Bianca sensory okay, I thought they
were done okay, but apparently they're not. They went to
the Balenciaga store.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Isn't that the one we're else supposed to like not
use it because they did that?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Kid add So there there's so many things wrong with
this photo. I don't even know where to start. First
of all, he's dressed.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Black T shirt like this right, he's got his chains on.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
It looks like mister T.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
He's got a tote bag.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
This is what she's wearing.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Dental flaws barely covering.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
The boobs hanging out of either side. Then the big
sticker over the clip or the piece whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Why does it say?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
I have said, probably the party starts here. I don't
know what it's beasts. It says, okay, well, don't show.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It was over her, over her. You don't have to say.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, you were so specific and saying she was wearing pants.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
But she's got a great body. I mean, I don't
know if.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Bobs, no, what's wrong with the boobs? But come on, I.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Don't know if you're like a reliable source on that.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Maybe not when you're wearing that little of a bikini top.
I don't think any boob would look good.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I think she is better looking than Kim K. That
this is because I think Kim K is not that attractive.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay, now.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You're involved in becoming that attract Brian.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
This just doesn't seem real.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Kim Kardashian is one of the most beautiful women anybody's
ever seen, and she hasn't had much work done on
her body, but her face has always some uplood the same.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Her face looks like a completely I don't know if
you're living in reality on this one. By the way,
do you remember I'm gonna ask show you this picture,
and I want you to tell me who you think
it is. So I'm going to show you and then
I'm going to show our viewers. Okay, don't don't say
who you think it is yet?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Is this is this gonna shock me because it's someone
that's a lot older than we think she is.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
It's you're gonna be shocked when you find out who
it is.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
So see this is how Eric does that?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Is No, okay, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
He shows pictures from his phone rather than load them
on in the con right.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Who watched The Housewives of New York?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Nobody, I stop, nobody in this room.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I feel like a total loser. That is Jill Zarin.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, it's not from the original.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yes, okay, Well, so somebody had a doctor that put
his head his foot on the back of her head
and just stretched everything.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Hey, you know what, bring it on?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
She looks like a completely different person.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I don't want to look like a completely different person.
But when I start getting the gobbledygoot going, I want
that thing tucked.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
I mean, come on, she doesn't even look like the
same person anymore, and.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Neither just Chris Kardashi And you know, okay, have you
heard of this thing called nad This like it's a
special I don't know. You can take it in pill form,
you can take it, you can ingest ite. It is
like some kind of cellular stuff that helps you age backward.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Oh, it's probably what I'm taking.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
That's probably not true.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I bought like patches of it.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Definitely doesn't from instagram. From an instagram I'm using. I'm
using salmon DNA.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Salmon DNA. See, I don't take any kind of fish
pills because you smell like fish.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
No, no, no, it's a serum.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I don't want to smell like do I smell like?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Do I smell like salmon? Tea?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I don't know, but I'm feeling like I would catch
a whiff on occasion, Like, Nope.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
You never do. It doesn't spell like salmon. Yeah, you
don't smell like salmon.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
You should take Omego eight oils or whatever called a
megabe oils salmon.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I don't take anything.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, it's it's reducing the puffiness a lot. I mean,
I had enough luggagender here to go to Europe and
it's diminishing it.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Do you like salmon to eat?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
No, not unless it's completely charcoal black and heavily season.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I wish I was a salmon lover. I really really do,
because that seems to be the most healthy thing ever
to eat, because all my friends always order salmon salad
or this or that, and it's supposed to be no. No,
but but I really I hate seafood. I can't deal
(35:59):
with seafood either. My roommate had a friend come over
who's from Cabo, born and raised and he was raised
on fish. He's a fisherman. So we went to this
place in Mission Valley, you know that place that is
underneath the freeway, that is all you can eat buffet.
(36:21):
It's called Toto's or something like that. It's been many things.
It's huge, and they have all kinds of fish, anything
you can think of. So I sat there, Yes, so
I sat there and watched Horge with plastic gloves, rip
(36:42):
apart various crustaceans and sucks. And then but the problem
was this. He also had a soda and on the
way home in the car he had to belch. Oh no,
(37:04):
and that was one of the most unpleasant experiences of
my life. And this man constantly smells like fish.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
But yeah, we'll roll a window down for that one.
Oh my god, we'll be happy that sound came out
of that end and not the other end, because that
could have been a whole nother story.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Well, yeah, I don't want to think about that. I
don't even think about that. Okay, let's go get us
some celebrity gossip.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
All right, here we go, what's up.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Play the music, let's do it. Oh you did do
it again?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
She got sidetracked.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
She arrested our double d with fish news.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm all over the place day, But that's okay.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Kiss co founder and guitarist Paul Ace Frehley died from
head injuries suffered during a recent fall in his recording studio.
He was seventy four.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, I know he died, but I didn't know how
he died.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, Ballmer. Also June Lockhart, who was in Lassie, played
the mom in Lassie and Lost in Space, died at
one hundred years old.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Well she made it, made it a hundred. I'm sad
that Betty White didn't make it to one hundred.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
She was what a couple short or something? Get this?
This is so weird and so creepy. Remember Suzanne Summers,
of course from Threes company, and she was married at
Alan Hamill for the Thigh Masters, her husband Alan Hamill.
Now she died two years ago of of of breast cancer.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Suzanne Sommer's day.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah. Oh she's been dead for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Wow, this news to me. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I don't know he is creating the Suzanne Ai twin.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Okay, that's in poor taste.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
That is creepy. I want to know what he plans on.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Want loved her wants her in some.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Form off for sure, like let her rest in peace
for Mete's sake.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Imagine we discover if you get recreated by an AI,
your soul actually gets dragged into it or something.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh my god, if you go first, I'll have you
as an AI, though.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'd be the most obnoxious AI you would.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
You just put you on mute.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I put you on with those like iPhone games where
it's like punch the dog or something, or I.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Just feed you kibble like Giddo.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
The little teeny dots that.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Are exactly exactly Now, I'm probably the only one in
this room that is super super excited.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
About this most definitely.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Coming to HBO Max. There is a new limited run
series called The River still runs.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Oh my god, what is that?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
It's Share yours biography? Oh my god. Notice nobody in
this room is excited about that EXCEPTA.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I would watch it. I wouldn't run to watch it,
but I'd be interested to know.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
She's sounding interested already googled when it's airing, and there's
no set air date yet.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
If I was laying in bed, that was the only
thing on TV TV go to bed.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Oh god, so sad, and we're gonna talk about it now.
Premiering last night also on HBO Max was it Welcome.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
To Darry Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Which contained probably the most horrifying beginning sequence of anything
I've ever seen ever in my life.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
That is a big statement.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
You haven't seen it yet, have you know?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
And I can think of quite a few good at
opening horror scenes.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Holy smoke?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Did it scary? Gross?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
It was everything. Cory only is the tip of the iceberg.
It was horrific.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Do you recommend it?
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, it was great. Yeah, it's really good. Okay, I'll
definitely be watching.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
It all right.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
But you have to tune in like weekly.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
They're not Oh okay, they're doing They're dropping it week
by week.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I see, and it is terrifying. So far.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I did like it. It was good the first one.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I just don't know if we needed to remake of it.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
The original is so good.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, this was It's free and if it's on HBO.
Oh I started watching Weapons?
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh no, you started watching Weapons?
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yes, movie, stop watching it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
I liked it. It's interesting, it's different, it's creepy. The
way those kids run with their arms out.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Has no concept of subtext.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
What did you think?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I think it's a great movie.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Like though, I ran from the theater when I saw it.
Why didn't you like it? No? I waited for that
horrible thing to be over.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Wait, why didn't you like it?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
I just thought it was so over the top and boring.
Over the top.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
It's a pretty subtle movie.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
See, I didn't like it. It took too long to
get anywhere.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
It starts going right off the bat. It really opens
at the conflict.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
I absolutely hated Long Legs, but I loved the Monkey,
and I'm really excited to see the new one.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
The Monkey is good, not nearly as good as Long
Legs though, Oh I hated Long Legs.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Weapons is good so far.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Weapons is good.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
It's a little overhyped, but it is good.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah. I think it was way over hyped. I think
if I was, if everybody had not talked about it
so much, I maybe would have liked it more.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
It's not Yeah, it's not like a once in a
century movie. But it is a very good movie.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Okay, are you done with your double d? Okay, So
here's what we got going on. We are going to
end this episode on Thursday. It's Brian's last, last last
last episode. So I am going to invite Actually, we're
(43:27):
gonna call my mom, We're gonna call gud Church. I'm
gonna read Brian something that I wrote to him just
because she's funny and I know, but I want you
to meet her now because it's important. And my mom
never she's always good. She's always good. Unless she's outside
(43:50):
smoking her sig and doing her crossword and her scratcher
and her Canna martini. Then we can't get her. And
then Eric, are you going to bring up what you
told me you were going to bring up? Possibly?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
H what? Oh?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, yeah, I think you've changed your mind.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
No, I haven't that you've.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
We have a surprise that may or may not excite you,
may actually send you running from this uh studio or
make you want to stay.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well it's a little it's too late for that, but.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
It's uh it's considered a gift.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yes, and it may make you want to not move.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh that no, for sure, he'll he's no, he's gonna
he's gonna need to move.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I'm more concerned than excited now.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Of Okay, so we have all this and and uh,
you guys, if you uh right now, want to say
anything to Brian say, I'll read your d MS on
our next show, so bust him out.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Brian's been with us for three years, never been late,
always done everything We've always asked him to gladly the
way he shows gladness, which is like this, because he's
a one note wonder. Uh, he's been People love him.
(45:35):
Some people get upset with him for the way he
treats me sometimes because they believe that you should treat
your elders with more respect. But I think it's hysterical.
Don't roll your eyes. I know that was That was severe.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
IM like a slot machine.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh yeah, two guys that are here shadowing Brian because
next week it's either going to be Brandon or it's
gonna be Okay.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Well, don't pit them against each other. That kind of sucks. Jeez.
This is an American idol or actually, one of you
will be hired and one of you will be fired.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Maybe we'll get to know the two possible replacements for Brian.
I don't know. This is like a wild and crazy
kind of two episodes. Because I'm I'm losing my mind
a little bit, Brian. I gotta say, I let up
my emotions in strange ways, and I'm sad and you
never know what's going to happen next episode.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
I heard a little somebody feel sorry for you in
the studio audience.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Marie always feel sorry for Laura.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Marie knows what's up my sleeve.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
I'm really not that mean to Laura.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Marie really wanted she feels like I should stick up
for my self more when it comes to you.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
I'm really not have even that mean too. That's true,
that is true.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
But we've discussed this thing, and I don't know what
conclusion we've come to, Marie, but maybe you can add
in your two cents. Would you do that next episode? Yeah?
You do. Yeah, it's gonna make you uncomfortable. You you,
(47:34):
you and you for what. Never mind, we're gonna ender
right now. We're gonna be back right before Halloween. We're
still gonna have the same costumes on.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
No, I'm changing out of this one. No, you're nice,
I'm putting it. I'm putting a different costume on, too hot.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Okay, Well, we didn't even see you, but we're gonna
You're gonna turn the camera on yourself one last time.
Brain please for me or me if you've gotten any
kind of joy out of my presence. No, okay, you guys,
thank you. Brian. The Firewife says Brian is a German.
(48:13):
He's gonna be missed. Sweep, Firewife, You're all right, more coming.
Don't miss Thursday's episode. Thanks for watching this live. Thanks
for watching and listening after the fact.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
And you know what, Oh, Firewife wants to see me
in a thong.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
We'll bust it out the next episode.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yeah, I'm fresh out.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
We'll see or I'm gonna make you wear a dress.
I'm gonna pull a dress and you're gonna wear a dress.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
You've worn many of that is crossing the line.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Joyful. Thank you for buying a badge. We love you.
You guys are great and love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
I love you, my sweet babies. We'll see you Thursday.
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