December 12, 2025 • 26 mins
First off, Laura spouts off about her latest "acting" gig, then we launch into a brand new game Laura found that includes headphones and weird phrases. It's either the funniest thing you've ever seen or this tanks. We're not sure. Haha. We have some insanely cool things coming up this month and the start of 2026, so buckle up! We sure love you and
Love your podcast!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.
Love your podcast!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh yeah, uh huh say why who I'm Laura. Okay,
not to talk with very rima. Here we go be
afects and.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Soul makes without.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sexual, without sexual. He's the town says as hell.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh I love that part crazy as well.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And then here we go together they'll make you blush.
And last here we go and.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Don't forget produce cla.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, stand stand. I'm like, this is so fun.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, okay, this is Lorgan after Dark. Thank you so
much for watching. Thank you much so much for listening.
Wet and uh okay, I have to tell you, Eric,
I could tell you were a little bit disappointed on
Friday when I wasn't all gung ho about going to
(01:28):
December Night was as we planned. I thought you might
have been a little bit hurt. Were you? Honestly a
little bit? I know, and I apologize, But let me
tell you why. So I worked in the morning whatever,
but ever, that's we all worked, you know. But randomly
(01:49):
I got this message a d M from this girl
who has a branding company. And I used to be
on this thing called Backstage dot Com. Oh yes, and
we would play all my horrible, horrible auditions on the air.
(02:09):
They were so bad. But I mostly was doing it
for like voice over work and stuff because there's so
much of that out there. Whatever. So out of the
blue they my thing is still up even though I
haven't paid for it, so I can't get any messages.
So she found my name, She found me on social media.
She sent me a DM and she said, Hey, we're
looking for somebody to do this commercial for It's for
(02:36):
social media, Instagram, TikTok, I'm not sure, for an olive
oil company. And it's three hundred dollars and you just
need to sign this talent release form in a W
nine and give us an invoice in yadyada. I'm like, sure,
this sounds like why not fun? Right? Sure? It was Friday.
(02:59):
It was from ten until four, and it was The
girls were really cute. They really knew what they were doing.
But this was my role. I had to change five
different times, and each time I had to walk up
to the camera from my neck down here kind of
(03:21):
sholf what I was wearing, have this glass of olive
oil and pretend to take a shot of it and
put it down because they're pushing that olive oil. A
shot of it at day is really good for you.
Then I had to dip my hands in two bowls
(03:44):
of this olive oil and rub it all over my
arms and my hands to show how soft it makes
your skin. Then I had to read into a teleprompter
how I washed my face with olive oil because it
takes off all my makeup so completely and thoroughly, and
(04:05):
it leaves my skin feeling so soft. And then the
best part. She said, Okay, I'm sure you've done this before,
but we just need a shot of you with a
glass of wine making a charcouterie board. I'm like, okay,
I've never put together one of those things in my life.
(04:27):
They're so cool looking, but I don't know where the
little tiny pickles go and stuff like that. So I said, sure, sure,
no problem. So I go, I can't take a sip
of the wine because I just can't. So they substituted juice.
She goes that kind of looks like juice. I'm like, well,
(04:48):
can I be a juice drinking charcuterie board maker? And
she's like, okay, I guess so. But the but the
olive oil was the main part of it. So I've
they videoed me pouring it, and then pouring in some
of that purple stuff, oh a vinegar, and then stirring
it together, and then you know how many pieces of
(05:11):
bread and all oil and I had to eat.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I can't even.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I dip dip eat, try it again, dip dip, eat again,
dip dip eat. Tared of heart dip. I must have
had like two loads of those.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh hell, no, wonder you didn't want to go.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I was so tired and so full and bloated. My god,
but I got to tell you. I mean it was
and the house that they rented to shoot this was
in Encinitas, but it was like a farmhouse. It's really
really neat. It's very cool, great experience, and I can
honestly say I'm a working actress.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh my god, you really are.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Move over, Meryl Street. There's a new light on the Cinematic.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Rise, the olive oil facewasher. Okay, So anyway, so I'm sorry.
I didn't want to hurt you, alright, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I understand Hollywood calls.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay. I saw this game on I think it was Amazon.
It wasn't even our favorite temu. Oh, this is an
Amazon game and it's called Sorry what what you need
to do. One person puts on these headphones. Okay, these headphones?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Am I going to be the guinea pig?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, you're going to start. You push it on and
this guy says one he counts down in a music play,
so you can't hear anything Claire and I are saying
to you. In the meantime, Claire, I want you to start.
There are two decks of cards. The first deck has
(07:02):
two words on it. The second deck has two words
on it each card. So she puts two words together
and just just like you know, cold pepper, and she's
going to say those two words to you. You're not
going to be able to hear, but you say what
(07:24):
you think she's saying to you? All right? Now, did
you pick out? You pick out your cards? Got your cards? Okay?
And you can just speak normally because this is really loud.
I think. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
See I seem.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Can you hear anything? Hello? Okay? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Go?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Slimy sex toy? What slimy sex toy?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Demi sexual?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Slimy sex toy tamo sexual? How many times do I
say it?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Just keep going until I think that the thing runs out?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh, slimy sex toy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Damn it Joyce, slimy sex toy.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Say it again, slimy sex toy.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Stop it short story?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is it counting down? Still saying I can hear?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay, slimy here it is three slimy sex toy. Uh no, okay,
so you you lost that here? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Slimy sex toy?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Now Claire, you wear them. Press the little thing on
the you'll see and then I'm going to do it
to you. And then Eric, you do it to me.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, m I love doing it to you.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I know, I know you do. How could you not? Hello? Okay,
press the little butt like hold it, hold it when
you press it? Okay, Okay, here we go. Ready, Okay,
let's see.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Throbbing puppies, the Ruppi puppies, robbing puppies, rup puppies, the
puppies that that that deep that robbing the puppy.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Throw baby poppy parties, robb puppies, pepties, puppies, throbbing.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Trappy throbbing, thropping floppy puppies.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Poppies, throbbing puppies.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Throb puppies.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Come on you and you were there.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You were there, throbbing puppies, throbbing puppies. O, my god, okay,
so don't here, don't.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Noise you were you had? Maybe I should like to
sit over here.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, all just turned it out loud, pretty loud.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It is very loud.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, if I hear you, then I'll.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, no, hold.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
On, okay, I can't hear it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Wait, No you gotta do it again. No, you gotta
do it again. I wasn't ready.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah wait.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
That is.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh my god, can you restart it? Okay, I got it?
We go.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Here, we go, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Squirting mommy, chua, no like me?
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Squirting Mommy, it's too bad, joycey squirting, Mommy, squirrel, poopy squirting, Mommy,
try poopy squirting.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Mommy, try it, mommy squirting, Mommy, twirl poppy squirting mommy,
morning coffee. Okay, it's.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
It.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Gave me like five, four, three, two one, like three times.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, it's really good. Squirting mommy, Mommy, you got, Mommy,
you got mommy.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, we'll do one more. You haven't done it yet, yeah,
how I have?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's oh jeez, oh god, so loud?
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Suh oh you want me to do it. Okay, Uh,
drooling surprise, drooling.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Surprise, twirling legs, drooling surprise.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Twirling surprise, drooling, trolling.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Surprise, drooling surprise, Today's surprise, drooling surprise, trolling surprise, True
truly is surprise, rooling surprise, something surprise, drooling, poopy surprise, drooling.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh my god, Oh no.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
She is forming the words so perfectly with her mouth.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Drooling surprise.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh god, I never would have got that. I got surprised,
but I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah, surprise was good.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
All right, I'm gonna do this to Claire right.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh my gosh, Okay, I know there's cords.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
We're gonna knock down something. Okay, Oh my gosh. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yes, I'm ready. Pregnant homosexual, hey, housewife, pregnant present homosexual.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Homosexual, ignant, pregnant almost god, yes, okay, Okay, now, I okay,
bring it on because I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You're doing me. Oh you're doing me? Eric does me?
I forgot? Oh, Harry, just pick him down, pick one.
I know this is a disaster. I know it's so
because it's so loud. Eric, you were you were yelling
so loud.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Because everything's out of order.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
So hold on, are you getting excited at Elvis? Because
so much is going on? It's so exciting. It's so
hard when things get so exciting. Baby again. This game
is called Sorry what, the viral headphone challenge game. You're
supposed to play with like big groups of people. But
(15:56):
we're three.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
We only have three friends, will be three friends.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
We are the three best friends that anybody could ever have. Okay, ready,
here we go, and it cuts down so gross Cheetah condoms,
(16:31):
jizzy condom, she loves condoms, Jesz condoms, cheese it condoms,
con shitty condoms, Jesz con strip tease content, jizzy shitty cockroaches,
(17:12):
jizy condoms. Seriously talk to me four three two one
boo gong? What was it was? I was talking super
loud too, jizzy condoms. Oh darn it, I had the
(17:33):
condoms and then you started changing your your U.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I was trying to inflect.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
So that you were really inflecting. I know Jesus anyway,
So that's a game story.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
What Sorry? What?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
What you hear?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Something sad? So we were supposed to have a friends
giving on Sunday, but so many people were sick at
the person that was hosting the friends Giving that she
had to go to work, so friends Giving was off,
and I bought a game especially for friends Giving. It's
called the Friends Giving Game and a little It's supposed
to be really super fun. But maybe we can like
(18:12):
make it fun for the podcast. I don't know if
we should do.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That doesn't have anything to do with your favorite show Friends.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh, Claire doesn't know this about me. I one of
the things that this is one thing that almost everybody
in the entire United States and beyond loves and I always,
in forever have despised the show Friends.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I see.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I am not a Friends fan. I don't care about
that coffee shop. I don't care about Phoebe's stinky cat
or whatever. The heck, okay, whatever, Ross and Rachel, whatever, No,
the Fountain with this, No, I can't stand it. I can't.
I cannot stand it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
If we ever go to Warner Brothers, I'm gonna make
you sit at the Fountain.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I'm just I can't. Sorry, God, I can't believe that
it still has this much longevity, and there's a whole
new generation that's loving it too. I mean, good for them.
I mean truly, but sorry, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Make Laura watch an episode.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Why why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Because it'll be good?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
No, it wouldn't, it would be bad. I don't want
to see the haircuts. I don't want. I don't want. Like,
who's the crazy one, Chandler, No, Chandler's not the crazy one,
the dumb one, Joey, Joey, Yeah, bring a duck in
a box. Didn't you have a pet duck or something?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I'm not going to show you that episode or whatever. Anyway,
let's not be negative. Let's be positive because we're going
into Christmas soon and and Kwanza and uh all the
other fun things that are going to go on. Anybody
have plans for New Year's Eve? By the way, yet?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Not yet?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Are we doing something?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I don't know? We used to.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
We used to back when we were young, but.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
We were young, No, back when Kathy lived here. But
now we should do something fun.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We probably should.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You know what I actually said to my daughter. I said,
she's going to be home. She wants to spend time
in New York for New Year's Eve, where she lives
I'm like, you know what, I have a great idea.
I'll this come see you on New Year's even New
York City, I'm thinking. I just it didn't even dawn
(20:44):
on me, like the chaos, yeah, New York City.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I was like, what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I know, I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, back up, Nope, not doing that. So no,
I don't know. I never do anything fun. I never
except for like when we've done part we like we
barely make it to midnight.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Oh bare like grandma and grandpa. I know, my god,
I remember a couple of years ago, I fell asleep
and I got so mad because people yelling and the
building woke me up.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Where you're like, oh, I celebrated New Zealand or New
Zealand Celeries the day before, or like at nine o'clock
at nine o'clock, Oh my god, we got the.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Work holiday party a little after New Years.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I know that's our Is that our holiday party?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
It's on a boat.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh, I'm going do people get crazy?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Here's my problem with a boat. Yeah, you can't escape
precisely right.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Yeah, that's my concern exactly.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I sat on the horn blower couldn't tell you. I
there's not one person at work that I do not like.
I like everybody at work. However, I'm like a bathroom
camp router, like sometimes like I just need my I
just need time. I just need a minute. And on
(22:04):
a boat, where is that minute?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
That's also my concern? Okay, And what if what if
I want to leave and I'm stuck on the am,
I gonna have to swim to safety.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You're gonna but you're what you're gonna have to do
is raise such an incredible fuss that they fifty one
fifty you yes, and they have to like airlift you
off the boat, put.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
On one of the pilot boats and take her.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh okay, they won't be that dramatic. No, on one
of those little butter boats.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
She's had like a straight jacket somewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Now you'll have to reread such a scene. That's the
only way you're getting off that boat.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I get a rowboat.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, that'll be fun though, that's kind of that's a
great idea. That's difference. I don't thinking outside the box.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go as you're says you're going.
I just invited myself.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I don't think we have a plus.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
One our collective date.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I definitely do we have plus ones? Are we allowed
to bring a plus one?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
I wasn't play.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You guys be each other plus one?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What did the instruction say?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I can't go anyway.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
You know what I didn't did I get that email?
I might not have even received it.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Maybe you would invite him.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
I know.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean, you did get that.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm saying she.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Did get a four dollars Starbucks card.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So they are secretly slowly trying to tell me something.
They just don't want to say it out right. They're
just secretly throwing me along the way. So I just
eventually go, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
They're like, you are so valued. Here's a four dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It still blows my mind. I still now I want
to go in there and thank him for it, but
not in a shitty way. I just want to say,
but to see, just to see his reaction and go, wait,
what four dollars? Or if if he says you're no, seriously,
you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You should go in there with a bagel. That's like
four days old that has a bite out of it
and be like, hey, thanks for the gift card. This
was all I was able to buy with it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
No, I wouldn't be crappy like that, No, because you know,
no matter what, it was a gift and that was
nice him giving me a gift for all of my
hard work. It was just this speech beforehand that got
me because I'm thinking, like I'm ordering all these things, you.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Know what, Clara Laura has such low expectations. Now, God,
I could literally get a I could literally go to
the dollar tree and get you your.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Seriously a ten dollar gift card.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh my gosh, oh wow, Oh hell no, I'm going
all out. I'm gonna go to Starbucks and see if
they can get me a gift card for like a
dollar fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, give me like dup pop cups for the dogs, dude. Anyway,
all right, Oh god, we'll be back next week and
we're all a lot more planned. I'm sure a lot
of things will be going on.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
We're coming back next week, of course.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
We are Where are you going? Where you going to be? No,
miss talent?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh should we tell everybody what we're doing in January?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well not yet, not until you firm up plans with you,
and then we will okay, well we want to Okay,
you can tell them what you can tell them what
we want to do.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Well, I'm just gonna say, parda virata, we're going to
be in you.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
And uh, get ready, get ready, buckle up, because the
two most sober people in the world are gonna fire
it up.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
We are gonna whoop it up. Oh the dose a egos. Yeah, yeah,
we are going to fire it up.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Who were you kidding. We're gonna be in.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Bed by like eight eight. We're gonna have to take
a nap during the day. We're gonna wake up at
like eleven. Go.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
We're gonna do is off during the day, eat it
for and then go to bed. We don't go to
clubs no anyway, all right, you guys, thank you so
much for watching and listening. We sure love you and
are grateful for you.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
And oh my god, wow that was so loud. Wow
are you okay?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I'm fun?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
What's happening back here? Why is it so short? Did
you oh? There it goes okay. I was like, did
you get to the scissors again with your hair?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Just lock out and Please don't analyze my hair right now.
I don't want to have to talk about it. It's
just no, just just please, you you
Oh yeah, uh huh say why who I'm Laura. Okay,
not to talk with very rima. Here we go be
afects and.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Soul makes without.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sexual, without sexual. He's the town says as hell.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh I love that part crazy as well.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And then here we go together they'll make you blush.
And last here we go and.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Don't forget produce cla.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, stand stand. I'm like, this is so fun.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, okay, this is Lorgan after Dark. Thank you so
much for watching. Thank you much so much for listening.
Wet and uh okay, I have to tell you, Eric,
I could tell you were a little bit disappointed on
Friday when I wasn't all gung ho about going to
(01:28):
December Night was as we planned. I thought you might
have been a little bit hurt. Were you? Honestly a
little bit? I know, and I apologize, But let me
tell you why. So I worked in the morning whatever,
but ever, that's we all worked, you know. But randomly
(01:49):
I got this message a d M from this girl
who has a branding company. And I used to be
on this thing called Backstage dot Com. Oh yes, and
we would play all my horrible, horrible auditions on the air.
(02:09):
They were so bad. But I mostly was doing it
for like voice over work and stuff because there's so
much of that out there. Whatever. So out of the
blue they my thing is still up even though I
haven't paid for it, so I can't get any messages.
So she found my name, She found me on social media.
She sent me a DM and she said, Hey, we're
looking for somebody to do this commercial for It's for
(02:36):
social media, Instagram, TikTok, I'm not sure, for an olive
oil company. And it's three hundred dollars and you just
need to sign this talent release form in a W
nine and give us an invoice in yadyada. I'm like, sure,
this sounds like why not fun? Right? Sure? It was Friday.
(02:59):
It was from ten until four, and it was The
girls were really cute. They really knew what they were doing.
But this was my role. I had to change five
different times, and each time I had to walk up
to the camera from my neck down here kind of
(03:21):
sholf what I was wearing, have this glass of olive
oil and pretend to take a shot of it and
put it down because they're pushing that olive oil. A
shot of it at day is really good for you.
Then I had to dip my hands in two bowls
(03:44):
of this olive oil and rub it all over my
arms and my hands to show how soft it makes
your skin. Then I had to read into a teleprompter
how I washed my face with olive oil because it
takes off all my makeup so completely and thoroughly, and
(04:05):
it leaves my skin feeling so soft. And then the
best part. She said, Okay, I'm sure you've done this before,
but we just need a shot of you with a
glass of wine making a charcouterie board. I'm like, okay,
I've never put together one of those things in my life.
(04:27):
They're so cool looking, but I don't know where the
little tiny pickles go and stuff like that. So I said, sure, sure,
no problem. So I go, I can't take a sip
of the wine because I just can't. So they substituted juice.
She goes that kind of looks like juice. I'm like, well,
(04:48):
can I be a juice drinking charcuterie board maker? And
she's like, okay, I guess so. But the but the
olive oil was the main part of it. So I've
they videoed me pouring it, and then pouring in some
of that purple stuff, oh a vinegar, and then stirring
it together, and then you know how many pieces of
(05:11):
bread and all oil and I had to eat.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I can't even.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I dip dip eat, try it again, dip dip, eat again,
dip dip eat. Tared of heart dip. I must have
had like two loads of those.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh hell, no, wonder you didn't want to go.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I was so tired and so full and bloated. My god,
but I got to tell you. I mean it was
and the house that they rented to shoot this was
in Encinitas, but it was like a farmhouse. It's really
really neat. It's very cool, great experience, and I can
honestly say I'm a working actress.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh my god, you really are.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Move over, Meryl Street. There's a new light on the Cinematic.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Rise, the olive oil facewasher. Okay, So anyway, so I'm sorry.
I didn't want to hurt you, alright, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I understand Hollywood calls.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay. I saw this game on I think it was Amazon.
It wasn't even our favorite temu. Oh, this is an
Amazon game and it's called Sorry what what you need
to do. One person puts on these headphones. Okay, these headphones?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Am I going to be the guinea pig?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, you're going to start. You push it on and
this guy says one he counts down in a music play,
so you can't hear anything Claire and I are saying
to you. In the meantime, Claire, I want you to start.
There are two decks of cards. The first deck has
(07:02):
two words on it. The second deck has two words
on it each card. So she puts two words together
and just just like you know, cold pepper, and she's
going to say those two words to you. You're not
going to be able to hear, but you say what
(07:24):
you think she's saying to you? All right? Now, did
you pick out? You pick out your cards? Got your cards? Okay?
And you can just speak normally because this is really loud.
I think. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
See I seem.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Can you hear anything? Hello? Okay? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Go?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Slimy sex toy? What slimy sex toy?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Demi sexual?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Slimy sex toy tamo sexual? How many times do I
say it?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Just keep going until I think that the thing runs out?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh, slimy sex toy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Damn it Joyce, slimy sex toy.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Say it again, slimy sex toy.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Stop it short story?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is it counting down? Still saying I can hear?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay, slimy here it is three slimy sex toy. Uh no, okay,
so you you lost that here? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Slimy sex toy?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Now Claire, you wear them. Press the little thing on
the you'll see and then I'm going to do it
to you. And then Eric, you do it to me.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, m I love doing it to you.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I know, I know you do. How could you not? Hello? Okay,
press the little butt like hold it, hold it when
you press it? Okay, Okay, here we go. Ready, Okay,
let's see.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Throbbing puppies, the Ruppi puppies, robbing puppies, rup puppies, the
puppies that that that deep that robbing the puppy.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Throw baby poppy parties, robb puppies, pepties, puppies, throbbing.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Trappy throbbing, thropping floppy puppies.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Poppies, throbbing puppies.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Throb puppies.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Come on you and you were there.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You were there, throbbing puppies, throbbing puppies. O, my god, okay,
so don't here, don't.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Noise you were you had? Maybe I should like to
sit over here.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, all just turned it out loud, pretty loud.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It is very loud.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, if I hear you, then I'll.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, no, hold.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
On, okay, I can't hear it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Wait, No you gotta do it again. No, you gotta
do it again. I wasn't ready.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah wait.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
That is.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh my god, can you restart it? Okay, I got it?
We go.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Here, we go, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Squirting mommy, chua, no like me?
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Squirting Mommy, it's too bad, joycey squirting, Mommy, squirrel, poopy squirting, Mommy,
try poopy squirting.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Mommy, try it, mommy squirting, Mommy, twirl poppy squirting mommy,
morning coffee. Okay, it's.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
It.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Gave me like five, four, three, two one, like three times.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, it's really good. Squirting mommy, Mommy, you got, Mommy,
you got mommy.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, we'll do one more. You haven't done it yet, yeah,
how I have?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's oh jeez, oh god, so loud?
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Suh oh you want me to do it. Okay, Uh,
drooling surprise, drooling.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Surprise, twirling legs, drooling surprise.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Twirling surprise, drooling, trolling.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Surprise, drooling surprise, Today's surprise, drooling surprise, trolling surprise, True
truly is surprise, rooling surprise, something surprise, drooling, poopy surprise, drooling.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh my god, Oh no.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
She is forming the words so perfectly with her mouth.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Drooling surprise.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh god, I never would have got that. I got surprised,
but I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah, surprise was good.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
All right, I'm gonna do this to Claire right.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh my gosh, Okay, I know there's cords.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
We're gonna knock down something. Okay, Oh my gosh. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yes, I'm ready. Pregnant homosexual, hey, housewife, pregnant present homosexual.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Homosexual, ignant, pregnant almost god, yes, okay, Okay, now, I okay,
bring it on because I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You're doing me. Oh you're doing me? Eric does me?
I forgot? Oh, Harry, just pick him down, pick one.
I know this is a disaster. I know it's so
because it's so loud. Eric, you were you were yelling
so loud.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Because everything's out of order.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
So hold on, are you getting excited at Elvis? Because
so much is going on? It's so exciting. It's so
hard when things get so exciting. Baby again. This game
is called Sorry what, the viral headphone challenge game. You're
supposed to play with like big groups of people. But
(15:56):
we're three.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
We only have three friends, will be three friends.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
We are the three best friends that anybody could ever have. Okay, ready,
here we go, and it cuts down so gross Cheetah condoms,
(16:31):
jizzy condom, she loves condoms, Jesz condoms, cheese it condoms,
con shitty condoms, Jesz con strip tease content, jizzy shitty cockroaches,
(17:12):
jizy condoms. Seriously talk to me four three two one
boo gong? What was it was? I was talking super
loud too, jizzy condoms. Oh darn it, I had the
(17:33):
condoms and then you started changing your your U.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I was trying to inflect.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
So that you were really inflecting. I know Jesus anyway,
So that's a game story.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
What Sorry? What?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
What you hear?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Something sad? So we were supposed to have a friends
giving on Sunday, but so many people were sick at
the person that was hosting the friends Giving that she
had to go to work, so friends Giving was off,
and I bought a game especially for friends Giving. It's
called the Friends Giving Game and a little It's supposed
to be really super fun. But maybe we can like
(18:12):
make it fun for the podcast. I don't know if
we should do.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That doesn't have anything to do with your favorite show Friends.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh, Claire doesn't know this about me. I one of
the things that this is one thing that almost everybody
in the entire United States and beyond loves and I always,
in forever have despised the show Friends.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I see.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I am not a Friends fan. I don't care about
that coffee shop. I don't care about Phoebe's stinky cat
or whatever. The heck, okay, whatever, Ross and Rachel, whatever, No,
the Fountain with this, No, I can't stand it. I can't.
I cannot stand it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
If we ever go to Warner Brothers, I'm gonna make
you sit at the Fountain.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I'm just I can't. Sorry, God, I can't believe that
it still has this much longevity, and there's a whole
new generation that's loving it too. I mean, good for them.
I mean truly, but sorry, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Make Laura watch an episode.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Why why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Because it'll be good?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
No, it wouldn't, it would be bad. I don't want
to see the haircuts. I don't want. I don't want. Like,
who's the crazy one, Chandler, No, Chandler's not the crazy one,
the dumb one, Joey, Joey, Yeah, bring a duck in
a box. Didn't you have a pet duck or something?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I'm not going to show you that episode or whatever. Anyway,
let's not be negative. Let's be positive because we're going
into Christmas soon and and Kwanza and uh all the
other fun things that are going to go on. Anybody
have plans for New Year's Eve? By the way, yet?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Not yet?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Are we doing something?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I don't know? We used to.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
We used to back when we were young, but.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
We were young, No, back when Kathy lived here. But
now we should do something fun.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We probably should.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You know what I actually said to my daughter. I said,
she's going to be home. She wants to spend time
in New York for New Year's Eve, where she lives
I'm like, you know what, I have a great idea.
I'll this come see you on New Year's even New
York City, I'm thinking. I just it didn't even dawn
(20:44):
on me, like the chaos, yeah, New York City.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I was like, what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I know, I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, back up, Nope, not doing that. So no,
I don't know. I never do anything fun. I never
except for like when we've done part we like we
barely make it to midnight.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Oh bare like grandma and grandpa. I know, my god,
I remember a couple of years ago, I fell asleep
and I got so mad because people yelling and the
building woke me up.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Where you're like, oh, I celebrated New Zealand or New
Zealand Celeries the day before, or like at nine o'clock
at nine o'clock, Oh my god, we got the.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Work holiday party a little after New Years.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I know that's our Is that our holiday party?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
It's on a boat.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh, I'm going do people get crazy?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Here's my problem with a boat. Yeah, you can't escape
precisely right.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Yeah, that's my concern exactly.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I sat on the horn blower couldn't tell you. I
there's not one person at work that I do not like.
I like everybody at work. However, I'm like a bathroom
camp router, like sometimes like I just need my I
just need time. I just need a minute. And on
(22:04):
a boat, where is that minute?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
That's also my concern? Okay, And what if what if
I want to leave and I'm stuck on the am,
I gonna have to swim to safety.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You're gonna but you're what you're gonna have to do
is raise such an incredible fuss that they fifty one
fifty you yes, and they have to like airlift you
off the boat, put.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
On one of the pilot boats and take her.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh okay, they won't be that dramatic. No, on one
of those little butter boats.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
She's had like a straight jacket somewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Now you'll have to reread such a scene. That's the
only way you're getting off that boat.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I get a rowboat.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, that'll be fun though, that's kind of that's a
great idea. That's difference. I don't thinking outside the box.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go as you're says you're going.
I just invited myself.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I don't think we have a plus.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
One our collective date.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I definitely do we have plus ones? Are we allowed
to bring a plus one?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
I wasn't play.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You guys be each other plus one?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What did the instruction say?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I can't go anyway.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
You know what I didn't did I get that email?
I might not have even received it.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Maybe you would invite him.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
I know.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean, you did get that.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm saying she.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Did get a four dollars Starbucks card.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So they are secretly slowly trying to tell me something.
They just don't want to say it out right. They're
just secretly throwing me along the way. So I just
eventually go, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
They're like, you are so valued. Here's a four dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It still blows my mind. I still now I want
to go in there and thank him for it, but
not in a shitty way. I just want to say,
but to see, just to see his reaction and go, wait,
what four dollars? Or if if he says you're no, seriously,
you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You should go in there with a bagel. That's like
four days old that has a bite out of it
and be like, hey, thanks for the gift card. This
was all I was able to buy with it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
No, I wouldn't be crappy like that, No, because you know,
no matter what, it was a gift and that was
nice him giving me a gift for all of my
hard work. It was just this speech beforehand that got
me because I'm thinking, like I'm ordering all these things, you.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Know what, Clara Laura has such low expectations. Now, God,
I could literally get a I could literally go to
the dollar tree and get you your.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Seriously a ten dollar gift card.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh my gosh, oh wow, Oh hell no, I'm going
all out. I'm gonna go to Starbucks and see if
they can get me a gift card for like a
dollar fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, give me like dup pop cups for the dogs, dude. Anyway,
all right, Oh god, we'll be back next week and
we're all a lot more planned. I'm sure a lot
of things will be going on.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
We're coming back next week, of course.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
We are Where are you going? Where you going to be? No,
miss talent?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh should we tell everybody what we're doing in January?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well not yet, not until you firm up plans with you,
and then we will okay, well we want to Okay,
you can tell them what you can tell them what
we want to do.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Well, I'm just gonna say, parda virata, we're going to
be in you.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
And uh, get ready, get ready, buckle up, because the
two most sober people in the world are gonna fire
it up.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
We are gonna whoop it up. Oh the dose a egos. Yeah, yeah,
we are going to fire it up.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Who were you kidding. We're gonna be in.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Bed by like eight eight. We're gonna have to take
a nap during the day. We're gonna wake up at
like eleven. Go.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
We're gonna do is off during the day, eat it
for and then go to bed. We don't go to
clubs no anyway, all right, you guys, thank you so
much for watching and listening. We sure love you and
are grateful for you.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
And oh my god, wow that was so loud. Wow
are you okay?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I'm fun?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
What's happening back here? Why is it so short? Did
you oh? There it goes okay. I was like, did
you get to the scissors again with your hair?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Just lock out and Please don't analyze my hair right now.
I don't want to have to talk about it. It's
just no, just just please, you you
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Betrayal: Weekly
Betrayal Weekly is back for a brand new season. Every Thursday, Betrayal Weekly shares first-hand accounts of broken trust, shocking deceptions, and the trail of destruction they leave behind. Hosted by Andrea Gunning, this weekly ongoing series digs into real-life stories of betrayal and the aftermath. From stories of double lives to dark discoveries, these are cautionary tales and accounts of resilience against all odds. From the producers of the critically acclaimed Betrayal series, Betrayal Weekly drops new episodes every Thursday. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack. And make sure to check out Seasons 1-4 of Betrayal, along with Betrayal Weekly Season 1.