An Epic Reunion Is Coming!

In this episode:
Find out what is happening in August...it's gonna be huge, it's going to be emotional, it's going to make you happy.
Watch Laura's latest acting audition for a horror movie.  Surprising reactions from Erik and Producer Bryan.
Erik's lengthy car drama, which now has lawyers involved, has a big update.
Producer Bryan brings it home with a guessing game. What TV shows do think make the list of the top 50 of all time? This list might make you scream or cheer. Haha.
Next week, Laura needs your help picking her Mother of the Groom dress for her son's upcoming wedding!  Fashion show time. 
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Episode Transcript

(00:09):
Here. I know I'm being superbossy. Hello, welcome to Laura Kane
after Dark. What's going on?It's Thursday. While we dropped this episode
on Thursday. We're well into July. This week has been a week where
everybody's like back to the grind afterthe Fourth of July holiday. I'm Laura
Kane. This is my co host, Hi of five freaking years in August.

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Five years, five years, fiveyears to almost a twenty year friendship.
Oh my god, I appreciate itmeans a lot to me. It
means a lot to me too.Oh my god that you we've done this
like we we're doing it. Weare, we are doing it. I
don't even know what I'm saying anymore. That looks like anyway, that's producer

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Brian, I produce bro who hassomething to talk about at the end of
the show. But we also havean update on Eric's car disaster. This
car drama is never ending for anexord praying that this is like an end
to your torture. Well, letme just ask, did you drive that

(01:19):
car here you today? No?Okay, okay, okay, So we
have an update on that. Iwill never be driving it again. I'm
going to tell you a little bitmore about a little hint about a reunion,
a big one that's happening in August. I'm not going to tell you

(01:40):
yet. I'm just gonna well nowI'm teasing it. Okay, you're gonna
have to wait through the commercial.Still hear it? And I have for
you both another Laura Caane bad actingaudition video. I can't wait now.
Now I have a question for you. What am I going to get to

(02:01):
be your date for this thing inAugust? I don't know. If it's
that kind of thing, I'll letit see it's it's a I can't really
it's a Laura Kane thing. Nota Laura Kane after Dark thing. No,
no, no no. If itwas like a guest thing, for
sure, Okay, you'd be becausewho else would I take Stacy? Oh,

(02:21):
she's been in Washington, Stacy's mom. Yeah, I got thrown over
for the wedding, so I wouldbe surprised if I guess if I get
to bring a date, Okay,will you come with me? I will,
okay, because that would be superfun. I accept, Okay,
good and then uh and then Iand then we have Brian's things. He
has like a game for us apparentlyexcellent. And before we get to our

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fine sponsors, I just have aquestion for you guys, because I realized
something today very strongly. It cameto me and I was like, WHOA,
what is the most What is yourmost recent stupid purchase? Do you
have one like something you just lookat and go why did I buy that?
Like this is dumb? Do youhave something that not It doesn't have

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to be like yesterday or last week, but like kind of recently something stupid
you bought? What what did youbuy that? You now say? What
did idea was so stupid? Sodumb? When did you buy it?
Uh? A couple of weeks ago? Okay, and you've received it?
Yes, what is it? Well? Guess where I got it? Tamo

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okay, and it's remember you gotme the sign that said get in idiots,
we're doing butt stuff or whatever.Yeah, the spaceship. Yeah,
yes, so I bought one ofthose same things. But it was I'm
embarrassed to say underwear. No,no, one of those signs. It

(03:52):
was a sign. Oh, itwas a sign, similar metal sign.
What did it say? It wasthe poster of the movies Anda Do Okay,
now, what are you going todo it? He really he really
built that up. He built it, but in all reality, where did
you think you were going to hangthat? I don't know, are you
going to hang that? No?Is it just like like that's dumb?

(04:15):
Like is that? Does that moviemean something to you? I love the
movies? Oh okay. But onceI got it, I was all,
what was I thinking? Brian?Do you have anything that you've bought recently?
I was like, why did Ido that? Yeah? You know,
I've got two things since Eric's werereally lame. One was a paper
calendar. Well, I take itback, it's actually a calendar planner book.

(04:38):
I love tall leather, soft leatherbound books. And I was like,
okay, calendar. I haven't touchedit, so I know I won't
use it. So that's fine.Back when we were when we did our
segment where we all switched places,I bought a shirt that says God's pretest
little crackhre that was going to wearwhen I pretend to be Eric. I

(05:00):
didn't show up in time. Dangit. So I get to my girlfriend
who now wears it everywhere. Iwas to say, oh my god,
I would have worn that with pride. Yes, I love that. Last
night I was like, I forgotthat's hilarious. She wears it places like
she definitely shouldn't like out in public, but that is so hilarious. I'm
like, I have like way morerespect. I already had respect for your

(05:24):
girlfriend, but now even more.That's like he So the other day I
had to run an errand for afriend and this person needed something from the
AutoZone. So I go in there. What am I going to buy a
thousandone? What is going to beinteresting to me at AutoZone? Like,
I don't care about car stuff,So I go into the little like nick
knack, like fun little things likethe Hula girl that you put on your

(05:46):
dashboard or whatever, like those dumbthings license played holders. I bought something,
put it, I installed it inmy car. I've been driving with
it now for a week, andI just look at it and I go,
why did I spend fifteen dollars onthis? Why did I do?
This is the dumbest thing I've everbought. I bought a little mini chandelier

(06:10):
that hangs from my rear view mirrorfor my car. It seemed like a
really fun, cute idea. Atthe time, she won hands down.
It's the dumbest you one hands down. Now at least I can acknowledge now
that I was like kind of outof my mind. I just got excited.
I saw it shiny a little chandelier. It looks so cute. I'm
like, this looks great in mycar. It's so dumb. Oh my

(06:33):
god, Why did I do that? What I could use that fifteen dollars
for? Do you do you needme to be like your shadow and go
with you everywhere? Well? Iknow see what where? I just say
no, how could I get introuble at auto owne? But I did
it. It can big trouble.So anyway, there's that. All right.
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if you've noticed, I've kind ofstipped, taken a step back from all
of my auditions and my voiceover auditionsand all that crazy stuff because I got
I did get a gig, butit was for user con. It was

(10:39):
UGC type stuff and I had todo all these different shots with like a
bottle of like weight loss pills.I'm like, for one hundred bucks.
It was so much work. Iwas like, no, done, I
can't and they wanted all these changes. So I only received one like offer
that said I was at work anduh, I was pretty saying it was

(11:00):
a very slow night. It wasSunday night and it's late. So I
just during a little break, Iscrolled through and I saw an ad for
a gig that paid twelve hundred dollarsfor one day of work. And the
role was a for the mother myage bracket who And it's a horror movie.

(11:22):
It's a real movie, and it'sabout a woman that goes to a
cabin to kind of reset her mind. She kind of has those some mental
issues. I'm like, ooh,I can identify with that, you know
what I mean. And her sonand daughter go to visit her and she's
missing. So like it's something weirdand creepy happens. It's scary. I'm
like, ooh, this is totallyup my alley. I need to audition

(11:43):
for this. So a lot oftimes instead of just pushing a ply with
my profile. You have to putin there pre recorded what they say audition,
what the script, and you haveto act it up, just obviously
to see what you're like. SoI just bought this gimbal for the of
my phone, and I was superexcited and I was playing around with it,

(12:05):
and I said, you know what, I'm going to audition. And
the sides were like they I hadto be in one room, then I
had to be in a different room. I mean they were. It was
kind of complicated. So I actuallyedited it together and made my own little
film. And uh so I filmthis all by myself in different rooms of

(12:28):
the building. There was not onesingle soul at work. I was the
only one there, so I wasable to scream like who's out there because
nobody was around. If they havesecurity cameras, it would be the funniest
thing. The biggest trouble. Iwill say in now knowing that I am
less impressed with your gimbal though,Well, this is the first time I

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ever used my gimbal. All right, let's just watch this. Okay,
here we go, boy, AndI like, oh, don't I look
attractor? Okay, not hear it? Shoot can we play Can you get
it so we can hear it inour headphones? I think, so,

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okay, that would be great,so Eric can hear what I'm saying.
Because I really I tried hard onthis one, because I thought, one
day of work, twelve hundred bucks, how much fun would that be?
I love horror movies. The registrationin your eyes I liked so far,
but what I have like zero makeupon and I thought that would be good

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because she's a little mentally challenged.I mean not challenge, but she has
mental issues. I'm like, okay, that's you. Let's see all right.
No, no, Jesus, doyou think it's coming through on the
on the video? There it is? Okay, playback, Here we go,

(13:56):
Here we go, thank you.Okay, that's it for tonight.
Who's here at this time? Iadded the sound effect great editing, Hello,
who's out there? Is anybody there? Who's out there? Amanda?

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Is that you? Who is that? Who are you? You need to
leave now? This is private property. I'm going to call the police.
I warned you. I'm calling thecops. Leave me alone. That sounds
like, yeah, how you talkto me? Oh my god? Okay,

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I see a shadowy figure outside,like a like a slender man kind
of guy. And that's why I'mlike, who is that? Who are
you? And so I had tobe dark. I had to find a
dark hallway these this was my inspiration. And then when I make the nine
one one call, when I comeback, he's inside, and that's why
I say, oh my god,oh yeah, I got that. I
thought it was good. It's okay, Okay, I want to hear what

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you liked and what you didn't like. Thank you, Brian, since you're
the most it's critical of everything Ido. Okay, I think this was
better than some of your past attempts. Okay, it still lacks the that
kind of feeling where I genuinely believethat this is a real situation, that

(15:50):
that's how the person would be acting. Okay, it's just not quite convincing.
Not that you're not putting energy intoit or you're not actually trying.
It's just I don't it doesn't sellme that's how someone will be acting.
So I mean, I think it'simportant, like when you are trying to
convey a character being like, Okay, what would this character actually be doing?
And sometimes it's bad direction, butin this case where it's self direction,
I go, maybe it's I don'tknow, just ask yourself when you

(16:12):
are the character is too much tothis extent, you know, what should
you be? Like? What isthe natural course of a reaction that would
be happening in this Now? Evantells me when she does a role,
their pages and pages a backstory thatshe writes about the character. So she
no, I didn't have time.I was doing this on a fly.
That's fine. So then the characteris you. So the character is me?

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Yeah, okay, So what aboutyou? What did you like?
I thought it was, well,it was your favorite part? What was
the best part? Probably where youwere direly nine to one one and you
were all it was okay, itwas a little forced, but I like
it was a good touch. Itwas a good touch, all right.
It's the part I hate the mostat the very beginning, when you're like,
what do you say? What's thefirst line that's for tonight? That's

(16:56):
so forced, that's like just forcednarration. So there's there are not very
many circumstances of that. Saying thatout loud to yourself really makes sense.
But you have to find the onethat like the one that does, because
otherwise it just sounds like corny acting. So like does it for tonight?
It's like more better? That soundsa little forced. I didn't want to
be so actory and like over thetop. I wanted to be more subtle,

(17:18):
like, well, it felt alittle actory. I'm getting better though.
Yeah, okay, So we'll seeabout that one, and then next
week I'm going to talk about thething that I wasn't supposed to talk about
but it never happened, you knowwhich. On the one that I got
like that, I got a callfrom La from the big name studio.
I never talked about it. Well, nothing has happened, so was it

(17:38):
safe to talk about it? Idon't know. Okay, Well, if
the project is still happening, thenI should probably know that. I'll get
I'll know that first, and thenI'll tell you because this this is a
good story. When I when I'mgoing to be able to tell it?
Holy have you heard more about itsince last time we talked about it?
Uh? No, Okay, that'sall I'm gonna say. Okay, So,

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Eric, what the heck is goingon with your car? Did you
get a new car? Is itstill in the shop? What the heck,
it is still in the shop.Ah, now you've hired an attorney.
I have. What's happening? Uh? They are buying me out of
my car? Oh that's good,So I am going to be able to

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They are giving me what I want. They're just writing me a big fat
check and I'm gonna buy something else. Tell him you want it on a
jumbo check. It presented like,yeah, that publisher's clearing house presents you.
So is it enough to buy somethinglike upgraded? I'm buying something comparable?
Yeah? Nice? Good? Hepulls up in a portion next week.

(18:45):
Yeah, well, damn it.It really took a lot of work
for you to get to this point. You should. I mean, you
fought the good. But you knowwhat, Eric isn't like that. No,
he he He'll get what he thingsis fair. And this is completely
fair and very reasonable what you're askingfor because, like you, you could

(19:07):
ask for a lot more because youhave suffered. Oh yeah, it's very
greatly So that's good news. Ilove that. Yeah, so see squeaz
really yes, squeaky wheels, squeakywheel, this is the screaming wheel.
But you know I no, Imaintained complete decorum. No, I'm not
saying you screamed. I'm just sayingit squeals a lot more than squeaky.

(19:29):
Yeah, So it was like,you know, I just it's what's right,
Yeah, it is. And sowhen are you gonna get your car?
I don't know yet. They're presentingme with the offer, and then
I'm taking it to my attorneys.And because my attorney said, whatever,
they give you the first thing,don't that's smart. That's smart. That's

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smart. Yeah, for sure,something other than Charlie's wedding, which is
like so massive obviously, I mean, you guys don't know, you don't
have children. But like, thiswas so much vodka do you think we
can bring on the plane? Seriously, this was a little as much as
we want, as long as theballs aren't open, okay, boy.
Then I just was holding in myarms. And now he's getting married.

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It's like a big freaking deal.This is a big freaking deal. So
it's on my mind a lot,and it's and I can't wait, and
I'm nervous, excited, so manythings. You would think the Laura is
getting married, I know, withthe preparations, I mean, I've bought
your bake up eyelashes, shoes besidesyour outfit a toast? Okay, are

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you going to do it via vaai chat? No, I'm going to
write this one from the heart,but I'm going to make it funny.
Yeah, good luck. Well,I'm going to just my My tone is
I don't want to Charlie, mylovely boy. I was just holding you

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in my arms. I want towish you the most happens boring, right
nice. I will say some nicethings, but I also want to say
some things like like maya. Here'ssome things you might not know about Charlie
Gaine and some of his funny memories. Here's one of them. I'll tell
you right now. Charlie, whenhe was two, was obsessed with a
movie Shrek. Dude, I lovethat great movie. Kudos to him.

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That's great choice. We watched thatthing. We wore that thing out.
I think I did too. Hewould ask for it constantly at the store,
at you know, in public areas, in front of family, but
he couldn't say Shrek. Charlie insteadcalled the movie cock. I think I've

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seen that movie. Wait, I'mnot joking. To go, mommy,
I want cock. How do youget from Shrek? To cock. How
do kids like turn words into otherwords? I don't know. I don't
know. That's not a word weused in the house, so he could.
He'd be we'd be at the grocerystore. Mom, what cock?
I want to see cock? Youknow if we go to Vonds right now,

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I'll say that to you. Well, I think that wouldn't be unusual
at our von No, probably not. Did I tell you that I wrote
with my anticipation of going to Charlieand Maya's wedding. I wrote them a
toast you did? I know ittoo, chat Gpt you like to hear

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it? Not here we go?Yes, I would love to hear the
toast that you wrote, oh solong ago. Oh my god, I
wrote it from your heart. Idid with the anticipation that I was going
to be Laura's plus one. Hejust did it. Right now, I've
been thrown over. Would you liketo hear it? Yes? Of course,

(22:53):
ladies and gentlemen. I'm truly honoredto stand here today to celebrate the
union of two extraordinary people, Charlieand Maya. As we gather to witness
this beautiful beginning of their lifelong journeytogether, I want to share a few
words about how these two wonderful individualsand the incredible bond they share. Charlie,
from the moment I met you,it was clear that you are a

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person of immense character and kindness.Your loyalty, generosity, and unwavering support
have made you a cherished friend toso many of us, and Maya,
your grace, intelligence, and infectiousjoy have touched the hearts of everyone fortunate
enough to know you. Together,you form a perfect partnership, balancing and
complimenting each other in the most remarkableways. Your love story is a testament

(23:34):
to the power of true companionship andmutual respect. Through life's ups and downs,
you have stood by each other's side, facing every challenge with the united
front, and celebrating every triumph withshare joy. Your commitment to one another
is inspiring and serves as a reminderof what it means to truly love and
cherish another person. As you embarkon this new chapter as husband and wife,

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I have no doubt that your journeywill be filled with laughter, adventure,
and endless life. I'm bored.Yeah, that's awful. What did
you just do? Charlie, Mayamarried some other like things back you just
kept reading it too. I waslike, oh dude, did you did
you not like it? No?No, it was very generic. You

(24:18):
could have plugged that into any weddingand there was no personality. That's what
Laura's going to say. I amnot. That's why I'm working on it
now. I went to so muchtrouble anyway, Okay, something else big
besides that is happening in August.Right when I get back. I don't
think I'm going to tell you muchabout it other than I've been this.

(24:45):
I don't know what I'm going todo. I don't know if I'm going
to pass out, I'm going tocry. I'm going to be happier than
anything. I'm going to be filledwith floods of memories and it's going to
be awesome. In August that Jeffand Jerry show reunites. What are you

(25:06):
guys doing? I going to tellyou yet? What are we doing?
I'm going to tell you yet?What day is it? I'm going to
tell you yet? It's in August. Okay, who said you're invited?
I thought, but you? Whosays what it is? I'm not even
saying what it is. All I'msaying is we're all going, all of
us. Jeff's flying in, Jerry'sgoing to be there, Emily's going to

(25:26):
be there, Randy's coming. That'dbe cool. I'll be really interested to
see the week after, like theMonday after who runs the podcast. I'll
go back into my my second myco host seat. But anyway, I'm
so excited. It's something that itjust kind of happened. It like just

(25:48):
popped up. And I've been soobsessed over this wedding that I haven't really
given it thought. But nothing.I'm just it's going to be overwhelming.
I spent twenty seven years every singlemorning with these people we were in.
I spent more time with them everyday than I did with my own family
in an intimate setting, just usin that studio, and so we really

(26:12):
love each other and we know eachother inside and out. And I miss
them so much. I miss ourdays together. I miss seeing them they
meet. They off the air werefunnier than they were on the air.
That yeah, things we would peeour pants, dying, laughing at things
we couldn't say over the radio.But like it was just God. I

(26:37):
just miss it and I love it, and I loved our listeners it was
a great time. So it's reallyreally fun. So that's August. I'll
tell you more about it coming upnow. Brian, Oh Europe. Brian
has a game of some sort andcomment about something. Oh you did your
comment? Did you do to yourcommentary? Yeah? I did about how
the things I hate at concerts?Oh? Yeah, because remember I have
no brain, so there's that.Yeah, I have no memory right now,

(27:00):
Okay, I have no capacity.Is what's gonna happen. We've talked
about some of the top TV shows, but I've got a list here of
the fifty top TV shows of alltime, made up of the composite or
ranked by the composite of all theironline ratings. So they're ranked by a
combination of every site that's ever giventhem a score. So what I'm gonna
do is, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna name a show and you

(27:22):
have to guess which ranking it fellout, fell out one through fifty,
whoever's closer. I don't know,it gets a point, so give a
number like where we think it ranked. So I'm gonna give you yea,
I'm gonna give you a show,and you're gonna give me where you think
it fell in the less one throughfifty. All right, okay, let's
start with Let's start with an easyone. The Office ten twenty five.

(27:48):
Okay, so it was seventeen.Okay, so Eric wins by one.
He's only one spot closer. Okay, okay, you know one point,
Eric, you'll put in some funmusic. We don't have any fun music,
okay at the random news music onThere is no Rando news. Oh
there isn't double D music on.Alright, just something fun there we go.
Okay, Uh, mister Robot,it's one through fifty thirty four.

(28:17):
I was gonna say thirty eight.It's twenty four. So Eric wins.
Okay, true, Detective, Ithink I'm gonna say that. I'll give
you a hint. I think thisshould be higher. Forty six, twenty
seven, forty seven. Eric,you know your shows, okay, The

(28:37):
Sopranos, oh two, uh?Or No five? Shoot? No two
twelve, I'm going to okay,it was four. I got what?
So you got it? I feellike Eric was about to say four and
then he switched it. Okay.Stranger Things twenty two, it's actually at

(29:02):
eight. Oh oh yeah, theyranked it really high. I loved the
first two seasons a lot I thought, I think, I think the first
two seasons are incredible, and thenthree and on I was like, okay,
I lost interest. Yes, yeah, okay, one of my favorite
shows. It's always sunny in Philadelphia. Ooh, that's probably high up there
becauseous a lot of people have,like it's a cult thing. Yeah,
it's one of the longest running comedyshows. It's still on, isn't it.

(29:26):
Yeah, season seventeen. I thinkthey're filming. Oh, I'm gonna
say eleven, fourteen. Okay,so it's twenty eight. It's not as
high as i'd like it. Ohinteresting, all right, here's one that
I thoroughly disagree with, House fortynine. I'm gonna say it better be

(29:49):
Down't not that it was a badshow. It was not a bad show
at all. Right, there's somany other goods. I'm got's say forty
Shockingly it's at fourteen. Oh whatyeah? Okay, all right. Three
more The Twilight Zone. The nineteenfifty nine Twilight Zone hosted by Rod Serling.
When I think one of the greatestTV series of all time? Number
nine, fifteen, eleven, ohone, yay, okay, where does

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mine come in? Let me.I want to bring that one up.
It's better be on this damn list. Which one Breaking Bad? Uh,
I'm not gonna do Breakingmen. Itis on here about I'm not going to
do that one. Lucy was likeI love Lucy on there and stuff too?
Or is it does go back thatfar? Golden Girls on there?
I'm not sure. It's a longleay. Okay. The Wire, Oh,

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I started watching that and then Istopped. I think that that was
highly rated. I'm gonna say twenty. I'm gonna save fifty. It's actually
six. What Wire's one of thehighest ranking TV shows of all time?
And after guess one more than Iwant to hear. The top ten?

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Yeah, Succession, Oh my god, obsessed. I love it. I'm
so good. Oh my god,is it good? Say ten? I
know it's higher than that. It'suh, it's number five, it's number
eighteen, dude. Really? Yeah? All right, let me give you

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the top ten. Okay, someof these won't be a surprise. Number
one is Breaking Bad. Yeah,that's why I didn't bring it up,
because to me, Breaking Bad isobvious Number one. Yes, Number two
is Game of Thrones. Okay,it doesn't shock me. Game of Thrones
is very good. Number three isChernobyl HBO Max's show Chernobyl. That is
hardcore and tough to watch. Ihaven't so damn good I have. I've
only seen the first episode so farby you know, it's like whoa like

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we went o where the Sopranos isat number four. Number five is Band
of Brothers. Number okay, yeah, Number six is The Wire. Number
seven is Better Call Saul. Oh. I love that show. I love
that show. Yeah, I'm gladit's in the top show. Number eight
with Stranger Things. Number nine isSherlock, which I think is kind of

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is a converation that one. Yeah, it's like it's like House. It's
like, you know, dramatic episode. Yeah, I wouldn't watch. I
would never watch that. Ten isPeaky Blinders. Oh, that's a great
show. I did not like thatshow. Some other noticeable ones is at
number fifteen His Friends unfortunately new.Yeah. Number twenty one is mad Men.
Oh great. Twenty two and twentythree are followed by Narcos and mind

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Hunter. Great and great good.I didn't watch Narcos. I think my
good Black Mirror is that twenty fiveof the middle Mirror is amazing. So
have you seen the new one withAaron Paul or yeah, Black Mirror,
Orphan or Orpheus or whatever it's called. I don't know. Is the Space
one the one with this there?He's in space? Aaron Paul, the

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dude from Breaking Back, Jesse Pinkman, that new it good though? Was
no Orphan credible or from Black?Yeah? Oh that's not that's not Black
Mirror. Sorry I knew it,but Black Mirror is so good? Yeah,
or fends Black is the one.It's called like Orpheus or something.
Let me finish this off real quick. Seinfield's at number thirty. That's surprising.

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I know, the Boys at numbertwenty nine. That's the show I
just started watching, which is incredible. Disney's the mand Look, Oh actually
lost is that thirty five? Ohprobably would have been higher if they didn't
ruin the ending. Well, gosh, it was such an original show when
it came out, there was nothinglike it. It was every every week
you couldn't wait to see what happened. My favorite show of all time.

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At forty eight, The Haunting ofHill House. Oh yeah, that was
good. Good. The other onewasn't good though, Yeah, super low
And then lastly at number fifty isjustified. Oh that was good. Yeah,
I watched. I didn't watch.The whole thing is suns of Anarchy
on there at all? No,Oh, Sons of Anarchy was good.
There's some stuff I am surprises onhere. I don't feel like it really

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deserves to be on here, butyou know, so, you know,
when I did the Warner Brothers tour, if if a show ran more than
ten seasons, they it got aplaque on the on that that's a lot
ten seasons. Yeah, on thestage sound stage that they shot on.

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So they had a two and ahalf men soundstage, they had a friend
soundstage, they had a r whenGeorge was cool to see that. Oh
my gosh. And Friends how fun? I love friends? Oh my god,
Now Friends is awful? Horrible?What you two? Well, I
know the Office is infinitely better.No, Friends was no, Wow,

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Eric, we need to retalk ourfriendships. How about Aways? Sunny in
Philadelphia? I love always seen episode. Oh you should watch so funny.
Oh my god, it's like sixteenseasons and there's a single season that's bad.
It is are some that aren't asgood, but there are no bad
episodes. Funny. Yeah, andit's real, like really pushes it.

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So yeah, oh my, itdoes such a good job. The lot
six seventeen dude, Okay, sostart at the beginning? Is it sixteen?
Oh? Yeah? Actually the firstseason is the most mediocre. It's
not bad, but Danny de Vitocomes in season two, season five or
six, it really hits season fouror five, It really hits its stride

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and just becomes like super Are theylike thirty minute episodes? Or can you
jump right in? Can I goto five? Because I don't want to
do it? You should start too, Yeah, you should probably start it.
There's some storylines they build on thereare good. Do you know what
I just started watching again and itis so funny. Do you remember Julia
Louis Dreyfus when she did that showafter Seinfeld? Not VP, but it

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was called The The New Adventures ofOld Christine? Oh? Really vaguely?
Oh my god. That it's onPluto and that show is so funny.
I love her. Is House ofCards on there? I didn't see it?
Oh that was so good. Didyou see his interview with Peters Morgan?

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It was really awkward? Is itrecent? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
he just talks about how he's outof money. Yeah, he has
no money. He therefore closing onhis house like he broke down in tears.
Yeah, Kevin Spacey, it wasreally did you see the documentary about
it? Yes, I want tofeel bad for him, but he sounds
like a terrible person. I know. That's the thing, Like you want

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to feel bad. Like he wasacquitted on everything, like they didn't,
I think, on mostly technical stuff. Yeah. I think it was too
because he didn't do anything. Itwasn't like super illegal, but it was.
It was just yeah, it wasjust kind of gross, but yeah,
it was. It was that Icould watch him read the phone book.
Yeah. Yeah, him and likeJames Spader are in like this weird

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category of people who just talking isincredible. Well yeah, and I feel
the same way about Jessica Lang.I could watch her just like slice bread
like. I love her. Iwill watch her in anything. Wasn't she
in American Horse Worry? That's right? She was in the good that was
really good. As soon as sheleft it went the toilets. You know

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what. Kevin Spacey is really goodin his usual suspects of course, and
American Beauty I watched that was acouple of months ago and I was flying
back from somewhere on the plane andI forgot how good that movie is.
Is shockingly good. After watching thedocumentary, I started House of Cards again
and it was one of the firstNetflix shows I had to watch it.
You never watched it? You aregonna love it? Yeah, right is

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so good in it. Oh,she's always good. Oh my god,
she's so fantastic. Everybody is goodher and what's she reminds me of the
lady she was in Ozarks and shePlaysman's wife and the Truman Show. I
can't remember her name, Laura Lenny. Yeah, she gives me the same
vibes as Robin Righteth fantastic at beingbitchy and yeah, okay, So coming
up next week we have my fashionshow. I want to know what you're

(38:14):
what you guys think about. Andthen I'm gonna play about the dress I'm
gonna pick for Charlie's uh wedding,and then I may play the song that
Evan's going to sing for their firstdance. Is so sweets the wedding,
but one that has lots of likepockets on the interior so I can hike
up my skirt and pull out likea million balls of vodka. And Eric

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displayed when I when I when Ibum rush, when I brought bumrush rush
you during the service, and Idropped a bunch of firecrackers and oh yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna come balls outand come yeah you, I'm gonna
wear assless chaps backwards. So it'sgonna be your thighs. That's a tiny

(38:58):
slip covering your your Yeah that's great. Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah,
anyway I want to see chapless asses. Yeah, I might just wear crotchless
ass less chaps, stop saying withlike a Hawaiian shirt since it is a
garden wedding. Yeah, and flipflops. Yeah. Okay, love you

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guys for listening. Thank you somuch. Love you. Love you,
Brian. Whether you'd like to hearthat or not, I don't care.
I do not care. I loveyou, Brian. I love you.
I love you. Oh that's howyou pull it, Laura's flirt strings.
I totally you know my buttons sowell, okay, don't work, I

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know or anyway I've felt him ina while. Okay, so I know
i'd always have to Why do Ialways have to end with something gross anyway.
Yes, we'll be back next week. And on that note, love
of your podcast, I love youyou love your podcast. Love you my

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sweet babies. Bye bye, guys,