Blast off Into 2026

We’re kicking off 2026 with our very first episode of the year, catching you up on everything that went down during the holiday break—funny stories, a little crazy, and a lot of only-us moments. Plus, we’re serving up a hearty dose of The Double D Showbiz News, because pop culture never takes a vacation.

And wait—there’s more 👀 ✨ New look ✨ New logo ✨ New backdrop ✨ New sponsor: The Old Globe

Fresh vibes, big energy, and we’re officially ready to blast off into 2026 with you. Thanks for being here—let’s gooo! ❤️🎙️

Love your podcast!

Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.

SUBSCRIBE to our YouTube Channel, FOLLOW us on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok, SHARE, LIKE, and by all means COMMENT.  We love your feedback.  Thanks for being part of the Laura Cain After Dark family.  Love your podcast!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Lara Kane after Dark with Eric remembers of podcast You'll
Dig if you like a genuine and laught so big.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Laura's a love of ballunatic with.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
A five so real. The stories are crazy, the real deal.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Eric's the talent and people with sas He's kind hell
ver get some kind of crass. Producer Claire runs the
show super plaint nerd always in the note, we guarantee
to make you laugh. Plus sure we're late, buncle your
seat belts and don't be late.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Here we go. Get ready, it'll be great.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
On with the show.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bring it on. Okay, I can't hear okay, first of all,
can't hear myself? Cat hear myself? There we go, Oh,
there we go, lasting off into twenty twenty six. Welcome
to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you for tuning in.
Hello Instagram, Hello bi YouTube, Hello Eric Rimmer.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Mind, Hello Laura Kaye blush us a little muffin wonderful bff.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh my gosh, we have so god about cover high
Claire High Claire and very well received new producer. By
the way, thanks friends, you're getting really good comments. People
really like you. Excellent, I know, and you've only been
on what like like six weeks maybe something like that.

(01:19):
I don't know. So you are killing it, You're killing it.
Oh joyful boat to badge. Thank you so much for.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
All right, Dora what you know? But I'm so generous.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I get to keep the Badge money. Oh do you
thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Eric?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You're so at you your generosity continues, new logo, new
backdrop and Eric, let's bring it off.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Go. Do you want to do a countdown?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Like do you want the ball to drop?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yes? Ready, not my ball's dropping. But no, those are
way down anyway because they don' underwor thing. Ready? Three? Two? One?
Let's go okay? Now, I have a question for all
y'all if you're watching on YouTube or if you're watching
on Instagram. I know if you're listening to this you

(02:11):
can't see this. Does the Let's go neon stay or
does it go? Okay? And I will explain the head
a gabbler Katie Holmes Poster. I can't even wait to
tell you what that's all about. Logo news sign. But
do we keep Let's go neon? Or do we leave

(02:34):
it more plane like it? Or is it simplicity time?
You know what I mean? Like, do you. Yeah, okay,
I'm okay. So we were supposed to have the artistic
director of the Old Globe on tonight to talk because
they're our new sponsor, and we we'll get to that
in a second, but they have a very special deal

(02:54):
for you guys that are listening right now, which is incredible.
And I can't talk about the show that is going
to the first out of the shoot. But he was
under the weather and he said he'd dragged himself in here.
I'm like, no, nobody's dragging themselves into anywhere. You're going
to get some rest. And he's going to be on
next Monday. Yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Everybody says stay.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
The let's go. Should stay. Okay, good because it wasn't
cheap and I'm glad that you want to keep it. Okay, Wow, okay,
what day it's it's the we're officially in the first
week of the of the new year. Already it's starting

(03:40):
off great. I would like to announce something very incredibly
humbling that happened to me at work today, Claire, you
can help me out here. Like it was. It was
like a complete and total and utter shock. I think
I'm still in shock. But we had our general manager

(04:00):
had this big kickoff twenty twenty six. I heart all
the employees, all the morning shows, all the promo people,
all the salespeople, all the behind the scenes people, everybody
in the performance center. We had notebooks, we had a speaker,
and just basically what our goals are for the whole

(04:21):
building for twenty twenty six. And then she says, and
I'd like to announce the employee of the Year is
working out of all those people. And I just was like,
I was frozen. I was frozen. It's almost like I

(04:43):
won an Academy award right like, And I didn't think
I didn't. I'm not even full time officially at iHeart,
so I didn't think I qualify. But I have worked
my ass off this last year, like in the in
every way possible. Yes, but so have ever so have
a lot of other people. But but Claire, when I

(05:08):
was I supposed to get up there was I supposed
to stand up like I was frozen solid.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
So I thought they were going to be like, Laura,
get up here.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
But then they didn't do that, right, So I think
you're fine.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
So yeah, I My concern is if it were me,
I would have like stood up and then they would
have been like, oh, no, Claire wants to say something,
and then I wouldn't have anything say so I think
you're good.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, good. Yes, I had no speech prepared.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Obviously, I would like to think, my family would like
to think, and I would like to think God, I
would like to thank.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Jesus and my father in heaven, thank you so very much.
But uh. And then it's so funny because they had
she had on these iHeart notebooks that we're supposed to
write down are just some notes from the meeting, and
she had a little sticky note on top of each

(06:01):
one of these notepads. And our general manager said, I
want you to write down what your resolution is for
this year, and outside at this big wall and has
like all these inspirational quotes and we're supposed to put
We didn't put our name on it, thank god, but uh,
and then put on what our resolutions and what we
want to do this year. So cleared Claire's was I

(06:23):
want to learn how to juggle, which kind of was
in line with like the rest of them that I read.
Like one person wrote, I want to start stretching every morning,
like just random, and then I said, I want my
picture on the Wall of Fame included in the full

(06:45):
time on air employees because I want a full time
position at iHeartMedia. And then I put it up on
the thing, and I was the only one that put
up like a real like thing. I'm like, oh my god,
I don't know what's going on. I don't know if
I'm making huge mistakes here or whatever. But you're just adorable,
you know what I'm letting. I'm letting things being known.

(07:08):
I'm not gonna there's no fear. Twenty twenty six is
a year of no fear, right, and it's as long
as I'm not hurting anybody, right, we can go ahead
and just go for it.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
That's why your employee of the Year, right, because you're
going and getting it.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
In my career, get it done. I mean, I've slept
in the traffic center on the floor a couple times
this year just because of my schedules all over the place.
I've driven miles and miles and miles. I've harassed hundreds
of people from my man on the Street interviews. I've

(07:44):
been flipped off, I've been yelled at. I've been like
kicked out a Walmart. I've been kicked out of Walmart.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Wait when did you get kicked out of Walmart?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Because I'm not supposed to bug the people that are shopping.
I was I'm supposed to be doing. They told me
to go outside to do the interview.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Well, let me just say this. The only thing that
bugs me about Walmart with the people shopping there. So
the fact that you got kicked out for bugging people
is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, it makes sense because they're doing you know, people
when I walk up to them, they think I'm immediately
trying to sell them something. Like my last Man on
the Street interview was about the new parking fees that
go into effect all and people were like, there were
some very strong opinions about that.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
As you heard that a bunch of those signs have
been vandalized already, dog.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Poop smeared on them, gum put in the little things,
spray painted. That's not okay. Everybody agreed the vandalism is
no bueno. But a lot of people are furious that yeah,
because think about it, free museum a month or day
or whatever, not free anymore? What about the volunteers that

(08:57):
work there, right, they have to paint for parking, So
people were really up in arms. But then there was
like two there were two people that one guy was like,
I think it's fine. It's about time. I mean, we
should be paying for parking. Heype. I had that guy
and I had one woman. I'm from the East Coast,
and you know, I was surprised that this hasn't been

(09:20):
implemented earlier, Like, it's about time that this this was implemented,
because park everywhere?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
When is it now you have to pay to park
at UTC?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I mean, you know right now.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I mean it's just I can't see why.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
But here's why. It's gonna be worth paying any amount
to park in Balboa Park. Our new sponsor. Oh my god,
I'm like, so I'm shaking. I'm so excited. I feel
so elevated and I feel so don't you feel like

(09:58):
legit and important? For sure? The Old Globe. Okay, the
Old Globe is the new sponsor of Laura Kane After
Dark podcast. I cannot even say the excitement. I am
through the roof. You're through the roof. The Old Globe

(10:18):
Theater is a gem. It is an it's an iconic theater.
There's actually three little theaters. They have a Shakespeare Festival
every year, and a lot of the shows that start
off at the Old Globe launch into Broadway, so it's
like a launch point. So a lot of the shows

(10:40):
are are okay. So this is where you guys get
something cool, all right. The first show out of the
shoot this year is Headed Gambler and Katie Holmes stars
in this. You might be seeing Katie Holmes cruising around

(11:02):
San Diego for the next couple of months because she's
currently She started or they all started rehearsals today. Yeah,
and we were gonna have the artistic director on and
like I said, he was kind of under the weather.
I'm like, no, he needs he's got better things to do.
He's gonna be on next week, which will be good
because then he can tell us how things are going

(11:23):
for sure. But Katie Holmes stars as head A Gabbler,
and heada Gabler is a fictional character, and she's a
very complex, like kind of feminist character when feminism wasn't
even a thing. So head a Gabbler. She's manipulative, she's beautiful,

(11:48):
her father owns a bunch of pistols. She is like
married to some like aristocrat who's boring, as hell, and
she is the kind of she's kind of rebelling and
she wants a more exciting life, so she causes a
lot of like turmoil and drama. There's like an ex
lover in the picture. There's like tragedy. It is going okay,

(12:14):
now listen, because you are watching this, I'm gonna post
this tomorrow on our social media too. Tickets go on
sale on Friday for just the regular people to get
tickets to this production. But because you're listening to Laura
Kane After Dark, and because we have this relationship with

(12:36):
the Old Globe, tomorrow or today, whenever you're listening Tuesday
the sixth, you get to buy tickets early. And not
only that, if you put in the promo code LCAD
Easy Laura Kane After Dark LCAD four Little Letters, they're

(12:58):
gonna wave the handling fee and you get the tickets early. Apparently,
I was talking to one of the PR guys today
and he said that their phones are already blowing up.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Because people are clamoring for these tickets. Because I mean,
Katie Holmes, she's a megastar, right, and she's been doing
a lot of Broadway lately. She's been doing. She did
Our Town, she also did The Wanderers, Oh yes, and
so she's really delving into that arena arena and it's

(13:35):
going to be so great to see her in this adaptation.
And Barry Edelstein is the artistic director. He's the director
of the whole entire that production. I can't say what's
coming up after that show. But of course they put
on various shows throughout the season. There's one that is

(14:02):
gonna blow your socks off that I don't think I'm
allowed to talk about it yet. But we're going to
concentrate on this one. Because tickets for you go on
sale January sixth, especially for you, make sure you put
an LCAD so you can get those tickets. And here
is the phone number if you want to write this down,

(14:24):
because obviously you can't click on a link right now.
But again the sixth you've get him so much earlier
than everybody else. The phone number is six one nine
two three four five six two three six one nine
two three four five six two three. Eric and I

(14:45):
are gonna go see it. Oh yeah, we can't even wait.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
And Eric the talent has officially become so important that
he now has a media to the Old Globe and
he thinks he is the you know what, Oh, I
think you're going to go to every show. Oh for sure,

(15:10):
I'm going to go to every.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Showheah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I loved it's icon.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
It was built in nineteen thirty five. Yes, it was
a temporary structure that was built for the California Pacific
International Exposition. That's when Belgo Park was kind of built
for this huge thing and all it stayed and then
it became like a Shakespeare theater, and then it morphed

(15:39):
into and then it bran and then it grew and
now there are three stages and they, like I said,
this is a launching pad for a lot of really
incredible shows that have gone on to become like classics. Yeah,
and this season of The Old Globe is going to

(16:00):
be off the charts. You know, you could even be
a seasoned pass holder, Like you could buy like three shows.
I think there's like that. You could buy packages and
stuff like that. So I will post this on our
social media tomorrow just to remind you and with the link.
But thank you, Old Glow, thank you.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
We're so excited.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I mean the fact I feel so elevated, I feel
so like That's why I changed it back. Yes, that's
why I wanted the backdrop to be as like perfect
as possible. That's why I'm not sure about the neon sign,
about the let's go, but we'll see, we'll see what,
you know what. When Barry comes and joins us on
next Monday, I'm gonna ask him, in your artistic eye,

(16:47):
would you take down the neon sign and just leave
the regular sign?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Maybe maybe he'll suggest taking this down and putting one
both of our headshots up there.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Probable he'd probably put Katie everywhere. So all right, you guys,
we want to see you at the show, and this
is like a really good deal for you and get
them before everybody else. Let's go.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Yes, thank you Globe, and thank you for joining this
podcast and making us feel like we are something important.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
We are so excited. Okay, So, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Where do we even start?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I know?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay, so let's let's let's uh, let's think about this,
let's take it. Let's take a beat.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I haven't seen you since well, i've seen you since Christmas,
but we haven't had a show since.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
We took the week off Christmas. After Christmas, in between
Christmas and New.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Year's a lot has happened.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
New Year's night, I worked in the newsroom until eight
thirty at night, and I drove to Pasadena at eight
thirty at night to meet my to my best friend's
sister's house. My best friend lives in Yakama, Washington, and
she has something called Maneir's disease, and it was she

(18:12):
almost didn't make it. It is very horrible. It's a
it's a condition where you get these sudden onset of
extreme vertigo and dizzyness and things spin and you can't
see and you're like so sick, and you're just like
violently ill. And these just they the onset is just

(18:34):
like this, and nobody really knows what causes it and
or if there's even a cure. So she had surgery
about a month and a half ago to move some
thing from her ear to another the other side of
her head, Okay, like to balance I'm not sure of

(18:56):
the actual details, but like just so she doesn't have
these these attacks. So she's little by little she's getting better.
She's not violently ill anymore.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
She's great.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
She's still a little bit wobbly, I called her. She
looked she was walking kind of like a penguin, but
like I'd have to help her down the stairs a
little bit. She's still her brain is still like adjusting
to the new, the new Stacy. And I was just
so happy. I'm like, I will drive in the rain,
i will drive at any I am going. I'm going

(19:29):
to drop everything and I'm gonna i will see Stacy
and spend time with her. And I managed to get
the the near's day off. But it was so great
because at midnight, I'm with Stace, I'm in Pasadena, it's
pouring down rain, I'm at her sister's house, and boom,
twelve o'clock. Rimmer calls me and he's with Marla, his VFF.

(19:53):
So it was like the meetings of the vffs and
then us, and it was just it was so great.
That phone call was so great. I love seeing you guys,
and I love that we thought about each other right
right in the beginning, the very first seconds of twenty
twenty six. It was really important to me.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
As you can see, I thought about Laura first.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I know he's the one that made the phone call,
but it was just it was.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
A beautiful thing, and uh, you really are a delight though.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I'm what Anyway, Then I came back and uh slept
for like eighteen hours and now I feel great and
ready to go. Twenty twenty six. So that was my
New Year's Oh and she lives in Pasadena, so of
course I was stuck behind floats like on the way there,

(20:45):
like I'm like, what's all this traffic. It's like oh,
and everything was like coned off. There's all these police cars.
I'm like, why why is the two tent? I'm like, duh,
the rosetory is tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
That's why Sandy goes to you one.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I know. Oh that's really The.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Float was amazing.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Did you see some of the floats had like all
the seeds were like had been like the rain.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh yeah, oh it was terrible.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Hey those people that that that waited it out and
just like we're wearing rain gear and the people you
know what. I was like, yeah, you guys are all steads.
I'm so glad that this parade just this goes no matter.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
What the weather exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
It was really fun. So that was my New Year's
night and day and what about what about you? So
I went to Marla's and she you went to Marl's,
but she was down here. She was okay.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
So we had a thing at her house and then
we went to one of her friend's house there for
a party. And I have to tell you, I I
think I almost got kicked out of her house. Know
of the other party.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh so was it in Cornado? Yes?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
And it was a full blown, like seventies disco party.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh that sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah it was. The music was great. I don't really drink,
so at one point I went to the bar in
this house and I said to the bartender, Oh, if
you have it, could I get a coke? And he
said sure, And he said do you want a razor
blade with that? And I went, oh, not that kind

(22:32):
of coke, just like coke, And I said so h.
He said something about a razor blade again and I said, oh,
you know, I left my razor blade at home. This time,
I got this woman who was at the table with
all the charcuterie boards and stuff whips around and when

(22:52):
I say, I got the most severe side eye, stink
eye like I was a little kid that had just
sworn at like a church social like and a glare
like and kept looking at me, like, who let this

(23:13):
trash bag in?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Like this drug addict?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
He was not having it. She was not happy with
mister Eric at all. And I'm like, hey, I didn't
make the joke. I was like, I made the joke.
I was just you know, and she turned around and
was just talking shit to me here about to her
husband about me. I was like, I gotta get out
of here. So I did the Irish goodbye and just bail.

(23:36):
Like it was like, oh my god, I thought that
is going to get around this party quick, like who
brought that track? Oh my god? So horrified. She was
not having it.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
I have a funny story about you. And then but
I want to know, Claire, producer, Claire, how is your
New Year's Eve? What did you do?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
And what?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like? How was your week and everything?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
I mean, I was asleep by midnight.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I had a girl, Claire.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
But you made it to midnight? Did you say, haven't you?

Speaker 5 (24:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
No, no, no no, wait? I was wait you so you celebrated?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I probably felp at like eleven pm.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
You could have one. Why my alarm goes off at
two in the morning.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
You're twenty three at a girl, Claire? I know, I
am all about Claire right now.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Thank you well for you. I went out clubbing Monday night.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Okay, so I had already done my schedule was already
messed up. Okay, so I just couldn't.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Do it, Claire, I was like a cranky baby the
next day. I was by midnight.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Did you you didn't have to be at work at
three am?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
She had to work New Year's Day.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Oh my god, that's a brutal three am.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
At two am, so I couldn't stay up till midnight.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
That's when she gets up every day. Yeah, alarm off,
It isn't that. That's like, that is not that's not okay, So.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
It's not even early. It's actually just the middle of
the night.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
You know. Do you know what I would look like
if I went if my alarm went off, I would
look I already look like a melted camble like I
would look. I would look like I was four hundred
years old. If I had to get up at two o'clock.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
In the morning.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
That is how I look at work.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
No.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Oh yeah, my God knows that I'm hot.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I would okay, roll up to work. I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I would look like the crip keeper.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Claire showed me a picture of her made up and
I'm like, who's this.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
And she didn't recognize it.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
She's like, it's me. I'm like, no, it's not. She
wears like zero makeup and she's like adorable.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
When she wears makeup, Holy mother of God, oh, this
face is like And not only that, she's like she
could work for Mac Cosmetics doing like skin she has.
She has an artistic she can do or makeup really well.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
She literally said to me, oh, your profiles like that
fairy thing or I oh, it's fake, Like is that
it's not even you?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
That's what she looks like with makeup on. So watch
how big secret at work?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Because I get there at three am, so I look like,
I mean fresh death, just serving up the gray.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh my god, but you are killing it girl. I
love it. Okay. So I bought on groupon Uh, I
have tape in hair extensions okay, and they're expensive to maintain.
And the ones that I had in were a little

(26:45):
janky because it was show I have like short pieces
in back. It was it's a long story, but they
needed to be reinstalled and I needed some color. So
I said I can't afford, like I can't afford my
own upkeep. It's expensive. So there was like this Hella
huge group on sale and they had like a promo

(27:08):
code for like forty percent off already discounted services. So
I found this tape and extension will install. I already
had the hair, haircut, and color, and it was like
on sale with all the discounts. It was like one sixty.
I'm like ooh. And it was in Mission Valley, which

(27:30):
is close, so I'm like great. So I'm like, I'm
taking a risk. I don't know who this person is.
I roll up. It's a fine enough establishment and the
girl is really young and she had just gotten out
of beauty school, which is actually a plus in my opinion,
because she's fresh and knows all the newest things, and
so she took it took her longer than I'm used

(27:52):
to because I'm sitting in the chair for a very
long time because she's you know, not like whipping it
out real quick. But she did great job on my color.
So somehow we were on the topic of where, like
where we live, and she's really she's like this hot Latina.

(28:14):
She's extremely beautiful and really young, and she was saying
how happy she is that she lived in this apartment
community that has all these amenities in Mission Valley. I
was like, oh, I said, I have a friend who
does property management.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
At oh No.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
And she's like, wait a minute, is he a ginger?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Oh No?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
And I said, oh no, yes, And she's like, oh,
I said, why what did he do to you? What
did he do? I've got to know what did he do?
And she's like, well, is he sassy?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
What?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
And I said yes, but only when provoked. I go,
but I did you say anything? She goes no. But
when I looked at him, he gave me a look like, oh,
I go, all right. He has he kind of has

(29:22):
a resting bitch face the worst. And there's a lot
of times he wears his emotions on his face, so
if he was annoyed in any way by anything, you
probably were reading that on his face. I go, but
he actually is a really great person. And she was

(29:43):
like I was. I was actually really scared of it.
So I didn't want to go up to the desk
and SUTs, oh no, does she live there? No, she
lives like I forgot, she lives somewhere close by.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Oh thank god, Oh I have.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I trust me? He's really sweet. And I know I
know exactly what look you probably are talking about, because
I think he was probably either thinking about something or
something had just happened and he was standing there just
look on his face. He was annoyed by something, but
not at you.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Oh my god. Somebody was just talking to me about that,
about my resting bitch face.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
I think at a party or something.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
And I was like, yeah, and I told him. I
told her about the time he was at a stoplight
and he was like, literally just at.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
A stoplight in my car, doing nothing, nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
And did guy walk across the crosswalk and go, damn
on your hood.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
On the hood of my car, which made my resting
bitch face just turn into angry face for sure. And
he said this was during COVID and he goes like this,
he goes, he turns and looks it and he goes
file And I'm all like, can you believe?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I was like what. I was like, do you expect
me to just sit in my car grinning like the
village idiot? I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
So we got on the but I couldn't believe like
when she said, oh my god, is he a Ginger.
I was like, oh.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
No, no, oh my god, I'm sorry, whoever it is
you're watching, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Gosh, I read a card. But if you really like
I love my color, I love the way she put
in my extensions, I will.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Like, you'll have to take me down there with you.
Oh yes, so I can start my apology to her.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I want to give her a shout out. I told
her to give her a shout out, so I want to,
not that she like, it's not like for discount reasons,
but like she I told her I would because she
was so incredibly sweet. It's something like Benton Beauty, Beauty Beauty.
And she's just like.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Really, well, whoever you are there, I am so sorry,
my resting bitch face scared you.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh it probably still a lot of next episode. I'm
going to give her a big, like proper shout out.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
God. But isn't that hysterically Oh my god? Oh? Can
we talk about what happened? So on Friday, because I'm
going I'm going to La. I had to get my
uh oh my tires rotated, aha, and.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I'm giving him so shit. He calls me and he's like,
I go, where are you going on? Your day off,
like and it was like, you know, the week of
New Year's week, and yeah, He's like, ooh, I'm headed.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
To Oh no, I was there. I was like, oh,
I'm just sitting here waiting to get for my tires
to get rotated. I'm like boring, She's all boring, and
I'm like, oh, okay, Miss Jeffy Lube. Twenty twenty five,
when Evan was visiting her big excursion day out.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Mind you, they had like six only about six days
here in San Diego, and they had to visit the
other family too, and so they had limited time or
your Evan and her boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Laura took Evan and we to like Jeffy Lube to
get an oil change.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I tried to get my oil chick.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
And I was like, high pot, it's the kettle.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
It took like it's supposed to be like fifteen minutes
in and out, but there was like a line and
neither of them drive and so they didn't know even
what an oil change was. And I'm like, okay, actually
this is a learning excursion for you. We did just
come from the Virtu aquarium. This I needed to get
this dunk to my light keeps coming on, and I
want to keep good care of my new car. Right.

(33:34):
So Eric calls, He goes, what are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing? What are you showing them?
You know, what are you showing Hu who's never, you know,
not been to San Diego. I'm like, we're at We're
at Jiffy Lube getting an oil change. He's like, you
are torturing those kids by sitting in the car and
getting an oil change. They almost like they were so dead.
Oh and Evan's like, you know what, I don't think

(33:57):
I want to even learn how to drive. I don't
like car stuff. I'm like, nobody likes nobody likes car stuff.
Car stuff is crap.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
But I will tell you with an electric car, you
literally have to just get your tires rotated.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I know you don't need to have no.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
No oil change, no water going into it except for
like the.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Does it cost a lot more for fixing? I mean,
I don't know. You probably haven't had have it fixed yet.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Warrantine.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh yeah, oh sorry.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I'm fancy. It's all Oh my god, I have to
tell you something.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
What, Oh my gosh, we have so much to catch up.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
One okay, So I'll talk about them. All the movies
I saw over.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
The last double d yes.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I get a notification coming out of the movies the
other day that package has arrived. I knew exactly whose
package it was. It was hers with the remainder of
the idious stuff. We were supposed to remember do that.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
We're supposed to do that this week, the tear Horrible
Christmas exchange.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
It has now been postponed until next week. Because I'm like,
that's weird that it didn't give me the number for
my locker. I'm like, oh, they didn't deliver it to it.
It must have come in the mail. So I check
my mailbox. It's not there. I'm walking all over and

(35:22):
I'm trying to get the tracking and everything to find
out where the picture is. The delivery person put it,
like on the sidewalk in front of the building. Package
is not there, so someone swiped it. And I just
have this to say to the porch pirate that took

(35:43):
that package. You deserve everything you get.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Horrible team stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
All I stole it. All I can say is this,
and so you know what's coming because I had to
reorder it, Okay, so you know it's not going to
be good. I hope they did not look at the
name on the bag before they opened it, because they're
gonna wonder what sick ship I do in my house.
They're gonna be like, you, is this super freaks.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
So sort of like my the JJ stinks or like
so like T shirt that says something horrific some.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Awful, like whatever, you're whatever, whatever you're thinking, magnify it
by about three hundred.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I got person was probably like, oh, this is a
big bag of grape sauce.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
And I thought everything that they pulled out and it
was a huge bag. I'm like, oh, so I'm telling you.
Anybody that looks at me side, I'm I'm gonna know
they took the package because they're probably like what a freek.
I can guarantee you every after every single thing they

(36:55):
pulled out, they were probably like, oh my god, it
just gets couldn't get any worse, So.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
You had to so you actually reordered all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I had to reorder, So Timmy's gonna think I just
can't get enough.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Like okay, So that's go even funnier because when we
do finally open it, now we'll see what that stranger.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Ended up with. Maybe it'll teach it. Maybe it'll teach
you a lesson. Yes, totally steal things. Oh my god,
oh my god, let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Well, I have all your things in place. So this
is good. So the terrible Tumu Christmas Exchange is being
pushed back again. But we're gonna do it. Don't worry,
we are we you. Obviously it's gonna take a couple
of weeks. I guess it depends on what you ordered,
because some things take come like that, some things take forever.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I was told everything's gonna take about five days. Okay,
do you want to tell our viewers and our listeners
what you that you about? You not showering or brushing
your teeth for a day, and then you're that little,
that lovely little thing. I thought, I thought, why why

(38:08):
should I talk about this? I'll let you talk about it.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Because the ride from in the rain from San Diego
at eight thirty at night to Pasadena, got there at
ten thirty. Yay, Happy New Year. Drove to Loachra Senna,
spent the night, drove from Locro Senna back down to
San Diego. Worked at five am the next morning, and

(38:36):
when I got back home, I didn't I got like
three hours of sleep. So when I was done at
ten am doing traffic, like my body literally shut down.
I didn't that morning. I just rolled out of bed
and I went into work with what I slept in, luckily,
was a sweatsup. I hadn't showered. I didn't shower on

(38:57):
New Year's Day, and I didn't shower on Year's Eat.
It was like almost three days I hadn't showered. Oh boy,
I didn't brush my teeth because I was running late,
and I was like I had half a brain.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I told Eric, this is something that she should have
never that this is a secret that she could have kept,
and I would have been fine with it, because now
it's a monster. Now it's burned into my brain, and
it will be yours too, Claire, Oh god, all of yours.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Go ahead, tell everybody my secrets.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Laura calls me.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, you know, we were on the phone, if hustling
getting ready.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
And she's hustling getting ready because she had an appointment,
and she goes, I just used a vagicel wipe to
wipe my buttthole. No, I have all my hot spots
on her hot spots.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yeah, I had vegicel wipes, and I'm like, well, hey,
I'm going to take this kind of a shower right now,
as long as I hit the hot spots and put
a little for a few on.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
And I after I got done throwing up, I was like, okay,
well you do you girl?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Saying bad just the fact that I have badges sol
wipes in the first place is like suspect anyway, Like it.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Makes you sound like you're about ninety five years old.
Oh my gosh, you know, honey, I have those bad wipes.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Oh okay, And there is I have that I have,
like I have like to go toothbrushes. That's not how
I'm going to live my life in twenty twenty six. No,
I'm not going to be that rush rush everywhere. I'm like,
don't know when last time I washed my hair? Girl anymore,
I'm going to be the proper I'm gonna go to
bed on time. I'm going to brush my teeth two

(40:38):
three times a day. I'm going to take a shower
every day. I just had like a hectic holiday season,
all right, So cue the music. It's double D time,
all right.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
We have oh my god, we have so much to cover.
It's oh my god. There's a lot, a lot. So
first of all, I'm I'm at home and I or no,
I was at a friend's house and there was a
group of us there and I was I look at
my phone and I'm all, oh, my god, Gene Hackman died.

(41:16):
And everybody in the room turn and looked at me,
and they're all, yeah, he died a long time ago,
like months ago. And I'm all, no, No, Gene Hackman
died and they're all, yeah, you and the wife died
in their house in like New Mexico. And I'm all, oh,
I totally you.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Missed that whole thing.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
No, I remember it because I talked about it, but
I don't know why. I don't know why it came
up on my phone as though it just happened.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well, you should know better because you're in an order,
and I know.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I'm Hi, Brian, Hi, Brian. Oh okay, So, oh my god.
I'm going to start with the movies that I saw.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
All right, now, this is my issue with Eric talking
about some of these movie Claire, are you with me
on this? A lot of people, unless it's like Wicked
or something, No, most people don't. And it's sad because
the COVID kind of killed the movie theater experience somewhat somewhat,

(42:17):
but they're they're coming back, the coming back.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
These movies were packed that I went to.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
But do you are you like, do you keep up
with what's coming out movie wise anymore?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Not religiously?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
No. Sometimes it used to be like a big, huge deal.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Y see, I do I schedule. I look at the
whole movie calendar for the entire year, and then I
check off what I want to see.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I know. I like that he goes to the movies
all why even Oh he's an AMC. What are you steps?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I have the like platinum or whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
He's like, he's like way up there.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, do you want to touch me?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
No? Because I have a press past.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Remember, Oh that's right? Sorry, more important. So I saw
The Housemaid and I don't know with Amanda Seifried and
Sidney Sweeney. Oh it was awesome. Is probably one of
the better movies that I've seen in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Uh it was Sydney Sweeney playing a sexy character or
a character that was.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Kind of no, kind of dumpy. I like it when
she goes I'm not going to tell anybody what it's
about but the director was Paul Faga, who did Bridesmaids.
Oh wow, so this and you know he's done some
great ones and then he's done something non.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
So is this like psychological thriller? Okay?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I like it so a lot of people think from
the previous it's kind of like the hand that rocked
the cradle. It is not like the hand that rocked
the cradle. So but that's it's good, Okay. I highly
recommend it. The other one I saw was Avatar. Okay,
see fire and Ash or water and ash or something

(43:55):
like that.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And it was great. Oh and ash is.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
What it was called. It was fantastic. Was there's only
been three? There's two more coming in twenty twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Was it one of them? Kind of? Eh?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
That was the second one. This one was my favorite.
It was really really good. It was three and a
half hours and I stayed awake for every minute of it.
It was very good. Wow. Yeah. The other one I
saw was We Bring or We Bury the Dead Sorry
with Daisy Ridley and it's a a zombie.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Oh okay, no, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
It was really good. Really yeah, it was very good.
Then let's get to what I watched on the streaming
services Eden.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Did you see Eden? Yes?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Eden was great?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Eden is so good. Oh Clarire, you got a seat.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Citie Sweeney's and that too.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
She's it's a true story.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, it's crazy. It's really good. I don't even know
how I'm going to get these three hours of my
life back.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I bet it's a great movie too.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Have you seen the new Leonardo DiCaprio movie One Battle
after another? No? Just like Services, I would rather be
punched in the face until I'm unconscious. Why set through
another second of that movie? First of who.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Paul Thomas Anderson, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
And when I read you the winners of the Critics
Choice Awards that were on last night, I need to
get onto that so I can submit my reviews or
my nominations.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
I don't know you didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
It was, first of all the soundtrack and Karen you
can you can? She wrote a review on Facebook that
was almost a mirror image of mine. I literally stopped
watching it just a post on Facebook because I was
like on Instagram, I was like, what the hell? In

(46:01):
about forty five minutes in of a three hour movie,
I'm all, oh my god, I said to my friends,
I'm all, I want to blow my brains out. What
what's the matter? I'm all, is a soundtrack? Is it
just me that's annoyed by the soundtrack? Because it was
literally this one one to three keys on a piano
pin p p p p ping ping ping, ping ping

(46:22):
ping ping b b b b the entire through the
entire fucking movie. The whole thing was so loud, and
I'm all, oh my god, like and then for one
second it stopped and I almost fell off the couch.
I was like, oh my god, it was so annoying.

(46:42):
Then Leonardo DiCaprio never got out of the frickin' bathrobe
the entire time, so he's like a stoner. I didn't
get it. I didn't like it. It was stupid. I
hated it. Okay, you'd love this. I watched it too. Movies.
Last night, I watched The Long Walk Home, which was

(47:03):
totally boring. It's two hours of a bunch of kids
walking and getting shot. Oh, he's based on Stephen King
novel previews look great, super boring. I didn't like it.
Then on Stars. Oh, so, in case anybody wants to
watch this horrible thing, because you don't believe me. One

(47:23):
Battle after another is on HBO Max. The Long Walk
Home is on Prime. Okay, then, because I have Stars,
oh your fancy like that, I watched The Home with
your boy Pete Davidson. It was freakin' terrifying. It was

(47:46):
actually really good and I don't I am not a
fan of his.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
So Pete Davison is in a scary Is it a
horror horror movie? Is it similar to The Strangers?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Not at all. So he's a guy whose parents send him.
He gets out of jail and he goes to this
work for low program which is at a almost like
an asylum. It's all for elderly people, and he goes
in to help them. There's a couple of caveats. You're

(48:20):
not allowed on the fourth floor at all. Not if
somebody's screaming bloody more, you are not allowed on the
fourth floor, and all sorts of stuff starts to go down.
It is the most mind bending. It's extremely gory at
the last like half an hour, it's a total bloodshet

(48:42):
But it was really really good.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
And that on Stars.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
It's on Stars, yes, And so it surprised me because
I did not plan on seeing it. So it was
actually very good. Okay, so now we're going to get
into the Hollywood stuff, because there's a lot.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Gotta know, if you've seen Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
No, I am not that it's what's it about soccer?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Hockey?

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Hockey?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
It's the hockey, but it's these two gay guys, gay
hockey boys, and they apparently it's diddling each other's Yeah,
and it's awesome, and there love and it's great and
everything about it is great.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
And they play hockey and they diddle each other with
adult activities and they're in love and it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I it's on my list to watch great stuff. Thanks
for bringing that up, because I did watch Binge watched
the other night. I think there were eight episodes. They're
all about half an hour. It's on Netflix, and it's
like the male version of Sex and the City called Dudes.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
It is funny. Everybody in it that we know or something.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Okay, well there are my friends said that there are
people in it that are in a lot of really
popular ideas. Yeah, and it was really really funny. So
Pink was hopital hospitalized on New Year's Eve. She needed
to have two discs replaced in her neck. Oh my god,

(50:16):
and she just announced that her next tour will be
her last tour.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Okay, so you know what. People will say that all
the time, and then there's been saying.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
It for one hundred and fifty years, so I know,
I know who. By the way, looks. Did you see her?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I loved her.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
My god, she's eighty years old and she looks amazing.
All right, now we're going to get into some good stuff.
There were two things going on on New Year's Eve
that we need to talk about because it I couldn't
believe either one of them. So Andy Cohen and Anderson

(50:54):
Cooper do their little dog and pony show. Andy Cohen
got hammered and went on a drunk rampage against New
York City Mayor Eric Adams. Okay, I'm on TV, yes,
and Anderson Cooper wanted no part of it. He was
not having it. So Eric Adams came back and told.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
He needs to go to a he's a Vietnam group.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Oh my god, yea, ladies are going like, just like,
shut up, go to a a drunken idiot. Now, Andy
Cohen looks a little different. He's had a little freshening
up now, he said, he claims that he just had
a touch of botox. No, the botox touched your entire face.

(51:43):
It didn't just lightly to oh for sure.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Now, speaking of filler, we're going to go right on
to the next one he had been talking for about.
I was at and I have a huge GDI and
I'm watching it and I'm like, who is that? And
I'm like, what horrible horrible makeup? First of all, it's

(52:13):
a guy the white around the he looked like you
know who without the orange flip the white. It looks
like somebody had rubbed cheeto dust all over his face
and forgot to blend concealer was not lit in terrible
and I thought, Wow, his makeup artists must hate him.

(52:36):
Did anybody see Ryan Seacrest?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
No, on the Google Google it it it is. So
he's fifty one.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Now it Ryan seacrests New Year's Eve.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yes, it looks like he has just had the worst
plastic surgery of I did not. Now I'm an American
idol fan. I did not even know who that was.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Wow, he didn't need to do anything.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
No, and it looks like he's had his teeth capped.
Oh okay, so now he's got that big, huge piano
teeth and the and he's had something done.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
To his cheeks form.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
It was it was no boy, no, that look was
bad and he needs you to hammer because now he's
looking like one of those actresses that they call like
lollipop heads, where he's he looks like he weighs about
fourteen pounds and he's a full fledged adult speaking of

(53:44):
being thin. Actress Kate Beckonsdale, it was beautiful, she's gorgeous,
but can we talk about the outfits lately?

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Now?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Her mom, Judy, died in July of cancer, which is terrible.
Her stepdad died just a few months before. That is
not what he does.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
That even look like Ryan seacrests that does That's not
Ryan Seacrest. That's like that almost looks.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Like uh Brady, yeah, Tom Brady. Yeah wow. But let
me put let me that is a flattering picture.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Anyway, so she said, since her mom's death, she's has
it's almost like the Kelly Osborne thing. She has no
desire to eat. She's so stressed out. She's really depressed
and people are just going at her on social media,
and so she was in tears. I felt really bad
for her, But I do want to talk about the

(54:43):
outfits because she did do this in some weird like
whatever happened to Baby Jane, like baby doll dress and
headband with a big bow on it or something, And
I'm like, and she seems to be if you look
at her social media, she seems to be. And the
big height like almost like the what's the Japanese like harrishuku,

(55:03):
Like the shoes those humongously.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
High were they're super pointy.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah, and they've got the heel that's like four feet high,
like they look like platforms.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
That are wow.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
I mean, the outfits are bizarre, and the fact that
she's urge and in these weird like pageantie like I
don't know's it's weird, but I hope that she does.
But like people were really going after her because she's
so thin. So Tommy Lee Jones, did you hear about this? Oh?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, I did. What happens?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
So, his daughter Victoria, who's thirty four, was found dead
at the Fairmount Hotel in San Francisco. She was with
four people and they were partying really hard on New
Year's Eve. She was found dead the next day at
the hotel. So in twenty twenty May, she was arrested

(56:03):
for unlawful possession of cocaine. Now she had to go,
she had to completely. She was arrested. Some of the
demands for her were, she had to go to a
treatment center, she had to pay for everything, and they
kind of let her have it, like because she was
the daughter of a celebrity, they didn't.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Well, probably her own good. Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
So then a couple of months later, she was involved
in a domestic disturbance with a gentleman who slapped her
because they were arguing about her drug use. So, I
guess one of the people with her said she was
under the influence of have you ever heard of something
called toline, which is it's an inhalent that's used for euphoria,

(56:48):
And they said she had been doing cocaine the night
of and you know what, everything is probably laced with
some kind of problem or something probably, but yeah, they
said that that she was doing cocaine on the on
the night before. And then we've got two more things

(57:10):
Kim Kardashians in the news again. She gave all her
kids puppies for Christmas, and Peyda isn't happy.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Peta is that.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
We got Pita.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Everybody. She got every single one of her kids a puppy.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
And they say that she's giving she's they say she's
giving away puppies like they're plushies. And at the very
least they should have gone to a shelter.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure she got it because she
probably paid like five thousand dollars each dog.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
So she has four kids, twelve year old North, ten
year old Saints, seven year old Chicago, and six year
Old's Salm and they each got their own Pomeranian.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Oh, probably a teacup Pomeranian. It's like three pounds and
five thousand dollars or more.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah. Okay, well and then I'm going to read you.
So Chelsea Handler hosted the Critics Choice Awards.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Is that why everybody was dressed up? Okay, there's like
some like thing where I saw Timothy Shalla May shouting
out to the other Kardashian that he's been doing Yes, Kylie, Kylie.
I saw that picture and then I saw some other
So that was the award show.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Yes, ok And this is this is the thing about
these award shows. Now they're letting anybody go like half
the people I didn't even know it were before. You know,
it was like Charlie's thrown and Nicole Kidman and there.
I don't even know who half these people are. Like
because I always like to do the best in the

(58:42):
worst dress, which I do for the Academy Awards, I'll
do it for half the people on these lists. I
didn't even know who they were. I was like, okay,
there they look horrible, but I'm not even going to
talk about them because.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Were there were there any women who were wearing like
sheer everything and you can see like nip oh No.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
The only one that was in anything somewhat the dress
was hideous was Jessica Biel, and she presented after seven
years of not being at the Critis Choice Awards or whatever.
She should have just stayed home because that dress was hideous.
Well could pretty much any Yeah, she's gorgeous, But so

(59:25):
I'm just gonna tell the winners. I'm not going to
tell who, and I'm the list was so long. I'm
just gonna highlight that once Best Comedy was Naked Gun
the remake with Pamela Anderson, and.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Oh I didn't see it, Okay, it was really funny.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Best actress. Now, I've never heard of this girl before
until I've started seeing the previous of the new movie
that's coming out called The Bride. Apparently she's in three
movies she's She won for Hamnet. Her name's Jesse Buckley.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I don't even know who she is, but she in
like three movies back to back. She won. She won
for Best Actress, Best Picture. I don't know how this happened,
one battle after another. I think everybody saw a different
Oh god, I hope they don't play that is soundtrack.
Oh my god. Awful Supporting actor Jacob Alordi from Frankenstein.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Oh I loved Jacob a lordies Frankenstick. It was still
don't believe it was him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Did you see the movie? It won a ton of stuff.
It won for makeup, costume design, and production beside Best
Director Paul Thomas Anderson for one bet, I swear to god,
if this sweeps like the Golden Globes and the Oscars, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
It's probably an awesome movie. It's probably an awesome movie.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
And you're just being asked, Karen, it was terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Okay, okay, okay, all right, no one else.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Supporting actress kind of don't get this, but she was good.
Amy Madigan for Weapons. Did you see that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I didn't finish watching about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
It was awful. Actor Timothy Shallamy for Marty Supreme. So
is that okay? So it's I think it's about chessingo
ping pong, ping pong. Yes, but everybody thinks it's a comedy.
But every single person I've talked to this seen it
said it was horrible. Like they said, everybody shouts in it.

(01:01:29):
It's so stressful that nobody I know that seen it
has liked it. I love him and I've seen talk
to you about a dozen people that have seen it,
and they've all said, oh, we hated it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Really okay, I would never watch a movie about King Pong,
but whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
So I think that people are probably giving a lot
of handy ja's in Hollywood to get these awards because
you know, visual effects Avatar, fire and Ash actress in
a mini series Sarah Snook for All Her Fault.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
If you have oh, I love Sarah Sook Succession.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
She's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Succession and All Her Fault was great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
It was so good. Drama series went.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
To the pit and I couldn't get into the pit.
I tried watching it. I couldn't get into it. But anyway,
it gets a lot of awards that show it does.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Actress in a comedy series went to Jeane Smart for Hacks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yes, I can't wait till Hacks comes back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I can't either.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Are you a Hacks? Have you gotten into Hacks?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Oh my god, please Claire, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
It's a comedy, but it's so intelligent.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
It's so smart and willy, so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
You will be able to relate to her assistant hand.
Oh my god, you will love Hacks. Okay, I love
it so promising you'll start watching it with all the
time that you have free time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
All you are a lot of that, so that's fine, right,
And you're gonna want to stay up till like one
thirty when your alarm goes off at two?

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Yeah, all night? Okay, all right, I have something very
special to give to you for my sister next episode.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Okay, I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
And uh you guys the Old Globe Hada Galer starring
Katie Holmes, their first production out of the shoot. Tickets
for the general public go on sale Friday, but for you,
they go on sale Tuesday early. When you get your
tickets put in the code l C A D. Handling

(01:03:36):
fees will be waived and you get early. These tickets
are going to fly. Oh, it's going to be it's
gonna be so great, you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
So anyway, terrible movie. I support Eric, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
I'll fitch all right, So I'll make sure you do that,
and then we'll be back on Thursday with a very
special gift for Eric and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
More fun and and the old Globe is waving the
handling fee, but if anybody would like me to handle them,
I'm absolutely okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
We'll make sure that whatever. All right. Uh, And with
that first podcast out to shoot, I hope you guys
like a new set new love you look and love
your podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
I love you. I've missed you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
I miss you too, Love you too.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
I love you, love your podcast, Love you, my sweet babies.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Bye bye