October 5, 2025 • 38 mins
In this episode, Laura admits she has zero game when it comes to flirting, teasing, or sparking interest with a potential date—and Erik and Producer Bryan don’t let her live it down! The guys pile on the jokes while Laura tries to defend herself, proving she may be completely out of touch. We also dive into another round of Hinge Cringe, featuring some unforgettable (and cringey) voice messages from guys on the app. Plus, Erik recaps his high school reunion and jokingly threatens to demote Laura to the #4 best friend slot. It’s a hilarious mix of roasting, confessions, and dating disasters you don’t want to miss! Love your podcast!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh my god, oh boy, oh boy, it's gonna be
as Brian said, a banger of a show man, It's
Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I really am?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I thought I recognized you.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I thought I recognized you.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh my god, you're on that podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I so are you.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I love that podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I do too. And then we have producer Brian and
I love you. I love you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Why are you grabbing my butt? Because you're grabbing my butt? Ye,
why I'll let you grab my butty. Nobody's grabbed my
butt in a while. Okay, So that's okay, okay. So
this episode, we're going to talk about, Oh my god,
we're going to talk about Eric's reunion and a phone
call from the beach that I got, oh yes, a
(01:01):
little bit of setting. And then we're going to talk
about we're going to do another episode, another round of
Hinge cringe. Now this I only plan to do a
round of four more of those cringey messages that the
dudes leave on their profiles. Right, But then Marie, my roommine,
(01:23):
and Brian start looking at my Hinge profile and my
responses and my conversations to potential suitors, and it is
incredibly apparent that I have no game whatsoever, and I
have no idea what I'm doing, So we need to
have I need help.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm disappointed.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, I need help, then then we're gonna help. That's
this Yet we're not doing the show.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm just saying is that someone will flirt and you'll
respond with something I would say is just bizarre.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So maybe I don't want to like flirt right away.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Maybe it's like, Okay, this guy, for example, said that
he would dive into a pool of eminem's to get
you or something like that, and you said, hmm, or
smooth bird seed? How about smooth birds?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Feel better than oh my god? Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, Okay, we will remedy this, hopefully, this situation. Okay, Brian,
we need to pay attention first of all of them. Okay,
you had some you had a major event I did
over the weekend? Yes, and what was that? And tell
me how it went?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
For high school union?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And it's really great that you're still friends with your
high school buddies.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I am. I. Uh, well, you've met uh Duke and
Jill yes, and then Judy yes, and Karen and Heather.
You haven't met Heather.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Is Heather the one at the beach? Yes, okay, this
is the one that I have a issue with anyway,
So let's talk about So Eric is it's like this
whole reunion weekend, right. So I get a phone call
and he's like, oh, I answer, it's a Saturday. He's like,
(03:16):
I'm at my reunion. I'm with some girls from my reunion.
We're walking on the beach.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We were walking on the beach that morning.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm with Karen. I'm like, oh, I love Karen. Karen's great,
but she's still number three.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But she I don't understand why you all can't be
number one.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
No, there needs to be an order.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
In my eyes on heart, you're all number one.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's not the way it works in my book. There
needs to be an order. And I know that I'm
number two and that's fine, but I might be slipping
because Eric was so excited to introduce me to Heather, Heather,
who I've really not heard much about. But he was
having a last the Heather and she was having a
(04:02):
blast Witheeric, and I was feeling vibes like I was
feeling friendship vibes like inching up to number three, which
would push Karen into number two spot, which would put
me down into number four, which I was not happy about.
So and then there were you guys were like laughing
(04:23):
at me and stuff. But I was like so upset.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh it was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So what did you do after the beach walk?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What was the whole thing?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So we got together, we spent the night together Thursday night,
and oh no, this is this is.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
They're reading my hands, they're reading my conversations with men,
and they're really really bad.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So good, okay, I just want I was just real quick. Sorry,
oh shit, you respond to a guy now to he
responded to your messages, and you go out of the blue,
you say, this is weird, but it's my thing. Where
is your smile?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh my god, all the pictures of him he has
I have to see teeth. I have to see what
his teeth look like. I have to see smiling.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't know, that's kind of.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
That's the thing for me. If he has bad teeth.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's that's a weird way to say it, though, where's
your that's okay, hand, this is you? But that is
like the equivalent of like the man saying to a woman. Wow,
you'd be a lot prettier if you smile.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, read it differently.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Where's the way it might be intended.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's the way I intended it. Where's your smile?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
But also you said this is weird but it's my thing,
like you made it sexual. That sounds like it's your kink. No,
oh is your smile?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's worse. That's not even touching.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I'm sorry. Continue, I just me and Maria gossiping.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
So we had brought a bunch of my skin carrot.
Oh no, she just.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Got a TV email that was like, thank you for
shut up.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So Karen and Heather and I spent There's night together,
Friday night together. We went on hikes, we ate, we
did our face masks. Thursday far so much fun. And
Friday we went to the reunion and it was fun.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It was was it weird seeing everybody?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I mean, hi, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Were there people though that you hadn't seen.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
In a long long time, in forty years?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, a lot of these people you've seen recently though.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well. Karen and Heather and I and Judy we see
each other all the time. I see Duke and Jail infrequently. Right,
they're here and then Grace, you know I see.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yes, I know Grace, Yes, I know Grace. But some
that Okay, were you surprised by anything? Did anything surprise you?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Would you care to say or no?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, but there was somebody who you were like, whoa, Yeah, okay, okay,
Well that happens. I mean after four years, I mean, yeah,
there's gonna be a whoa. That person doesn't have hair
anymore or something like that, you know, or that person
has a lot more You guys, I'm not even kidding.
I'm so mad right now that I do. Why I
(07:14):
give you my phone?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You want me to share it?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Bit?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah this this guy was asking you what type of
movies you like or type of shows and you said
or yeah, and you're like, wait and true story, we're great.
And by the way, I have two small doggies. You
left him on red what he said, let me know
when you're ready for a big dog in your life.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I know, I agree. I'm not laughing at you. I'm
loving him. That's that's a wild thing.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
To see, because well I know what he meant, because
he has a big dog.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm pretty sure he's talking about his dick.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You think he was talking about his dick?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Wait? Wait, you blocked him? Are you ended the conversation
because you're like, I don't like big dogs. I don't
want a big dog in my life.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I like his response. I was kind of like, because
I could.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Go either way, schlong.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, well then that's dumb. And he wasn't sorry. I
went over you're I you know what. I didn't like
the answer, so I just kind of ghosted him. I'm
so bad at this, I'm continue.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
So anyway, Yeah, the beach walk was funny.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And then the reunion was fine. But you don't stay all.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That long, we say a couple of hours. I will
say this, Karen and Heather and I were wild. Heather
brought these you guys don't even drink. No, this was
stone cold sober. Heather brought this mask that had a
butt on the front and a vagina in a butthole
(08:38):
on the back, and oh my god, it was hilarious.
And they had the house is so big that the
driveway that takes you up from where you parked. They
brought us up in golf carts and we were coming
from the main house down to the barn and Heather. Sorry,
(09:03):
Heather and I are in the back and she is
doing like poses and somebody got us on video with
the mask on with her legs like flying around here.
It was so funny. Where did you get that thing online?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, I'll show it to you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I have an idea, and I don't know if this
is going to work out because you kind of have
to let somebody know that they're going to be on
the air. Let's call hunter.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That is a truth. So that's that horrible, horrible, horrible
mat Okay, you can't. It's like all white it out.
But it's just like a big butt with like eyes
and a butt.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
And then this was the back. O.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
My god, it's terrible, terrible a badge. I told somebody
that I was gonna kick them in the badge today,
just as a joke, because that's your You haven't said that.
I haven't even said that to me, and and that
was like a man, you.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Know, But I don't have a desire to kick you
in the v will good thing.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You will after you hear what I've been up to.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
By the way, we're not calling anybody without them knowing.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I know, because I was going to say, I.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh, also, first of all, uncomfortable for everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Oh, for sure, that's what I love.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Questionable typically, I live for uncomfortable. I live for making
you guys uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Making you really do Okay, you did the weird, the
wrong type of uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh we got kicked out of the Serenity Garden.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What well, because you guys were being loud mouse?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well no, initially we were not. We were being very quiet.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And then we will go to meditate.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well apparently yes, because we started taking pictures and then
this lady saw us and she said, would you like
me to take a picture of the three of you?
So we did a totem pole we did where it
was Heather, me and then Karen, and we were all
talking like we had been to this lady, like she
(11:11):
was part of our group, and all of a sudden,
out of nowhere we hear speak quiet serenity.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
God, Yeah, you got, you got. You're banned. You're banned
from someplace? Finally? Are you banned from anywhere else? I forgot?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I'm banned from uh ole Madrid? Oh you're no cafe Seville.
That's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Brian Okay, okay, we have to. We're going to play
Hinge Cringe now. The reason I'm playing, I'm not trying
to make fun of people because you, as you will
see soon, I am probably the cringiest person that is
on Hinge.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, you're not far.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm not far. But these little voice notes that they
leave on their profile like, they make me laugh so
hard because I may have even left one on mine.
I think I have a voicemail on mine. I have
no idea what I said. I don't remember. I don't
even remember. But so I'm making fun of myself as
much as I am making fun of not really making
(12:14):
fun of them. But this is what is out there.
Let's see, let's see Hinge Cringe number one.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Life is supposed to be fun, an adventure, and we're
not supposed to fear anything because we are all immortal
until that one day that we're not. I thought we
should act like it, have some fun every damn day.
(12:41):
You only got one run.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah. I do think he was drunk, he was smoking pot.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
He's probably stone out of his mind.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I do like his voice actually all immortal. I think
he has a nicety voice.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Though I what I pictured was like white hair and
a ponytail, like a guy like kind of like living
in a van anyway.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Next thing about me is that sometimes I talk to
my daughter's cat, But then again, who doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
To their pets?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
And then sometimes I talk to myself because sometimes I
need professional advice, and who better to ask than myself.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It sounds like that guy is laying in bed next
to me.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Maybe maybe a therapist he should talk to.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Why is he start a breath too?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I I don't know what is he doing while he's
saying that.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, this gives me like he's naked.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I think he was masturbating.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
He's totally naked. He's fully prone. He's prone, for sure,
he's horizonal that maybe uncomfortable. He's horizontal.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Excuse the accent, ladies, but I'm thinking about getting one
of my favorite quotes tattooed on my forum that says,
the devil whispering my ear, you're not strong enough to
withstand the storm. Today, I whispering the devil's ear. I
am the storm.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh God, I.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Didn't mind his accent. Thought that was cool. Although that
don't mind my accent, ladies off the bats a little weird,
that is, perhaps the worst tattoo I have, like I have.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Do you know you have an accent?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
How where would you put that?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Probably two lines? But that's just that. No, it's not
even the tattoo. It's so that's very.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Face, like a Marvel character.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, it's like, you know, like the the meme of
like the the four year old Facebook moms that post
memes on their story that are like extra exercise. I
thought you said extra fries. That's like the male version.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
God.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Okay, all right, together we could enjoy beautiful weather and
get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Sounds like, oh really, like what's the what's the black
guy's name for green Mile?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yes, together we could enjoy this beautiful weather and get
to know each other.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
What that guy's dead now, right, the guy that died
so good, so great, and green Mile, I know who
you're talking about. Oh my gosh, it totally sounds like him.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yes, okay, now.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, now here's an update on the thirty two year
old apparently. Okay, now here's my here's the issue that
this is what happens to me. I'm like, this might
be my alcoholism coming out, because like I binge, I
binge on hinge and then I back away, and I
won't I'll be gone for like a week. So I'll
(15:35):
start all these conversations with these dudes. I'll start like
ten conversations. I'll start like ten of them, and then
i'll like get bored, or then I'll just get busy,
and then I won't be on there for like a week,
so I just leave them on Red, you know. And
so I'm horrible at this, and then apparently I'm horrible
(15:56):
at replying. And the guy, the thirty two year old
who I asked for his number and I said, he
goes to me. You know why he goes to me
because apparently he had given me his phone number and
told me to call him. And I didn't even realize
it because I had been talking to so many guys.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Oh my god, So.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Care to share it? Well, okay, I need help. I
have no I have no game. Help guys help.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Me, like I don't even know. Well that could be fair.
Some of these guys, I'd be like, these are.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I mean, some of your responses that I've heard are
they're horrific.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Well, this guy looks like a meth head.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Okay, now you can read some of my responses.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
There is there is one guy that sent you like
sixteen I.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Know, but I'm not into it. I don't know how
do I end not I thought, I.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Thought, I am, And how do you end it? Just
respond like you did to some of these other ones.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I'm just not responding. That's how I'm ending in, which
is not polite.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's fine, That's that's what you should do. You should
and be like, hey, nice, going to meet you.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I'm not start a conversation.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I shouldn't have started.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay, I'm too embarrassed to tell you my current food addiction.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Wait, that's why I said that.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
That's a message you said, Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
God, did I reveal it?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Nope, you were too embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Wait, oh god, just read the whole damn thing.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
This guy said he got banned from Disneyland. I don't
remember because he got because he broke in. And then
he asked you, what's your favorite current food addiction? And
you said the crunch black being crunch Wrap Supreme no
sour cream, a rice and onions. Okay, Taco Bell, Okay,
that's classy.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
But then he said from Taco Bell question Mark, and
you said, yes, Taco Hell, and then you ghosted him.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh wow, is he cute?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I remember he kind of looks like the like the
the guy who you tried to scam with that fake
apple watch.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Oh oh he was good looking, I.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Know, but like he's there's something weird about Someone liked
your photo and you just messaged him and just said
do you have an accent? Question mark?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh my god, because.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I read.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
From like a different country and I was like, do
you have an accent?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I just I watched sooth came.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I'm sorry, but am I going to start a conversation?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
How are you? How boring? That's boring? I want to
be like I want to actually stand out. I want
to like do something different.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh this guy you trauma dumped on? Oh no. This
guy responded to a photo of you sitting next to
Soully and Little Tommy on the air like or you
sit next to a poster, and he said, Hi, Laura,
Happy Friday. I do the same with food all or nothing.
Your occupation seems pretty cool. I recognize a name or
two there. In fact, I believe I recognize your face.
I recognize your name. Tell me about your prices?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Experience? Sounds like you did well? And you said I'm
kind of a big deal. Just kidding. My job is
super fun and very frustrating and scary at this juncture, unpredictable.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And then you, oh, wow, what am I doing? I'm
I think I'm sleep texting. I literally think I'm sleep texting.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You're kind of a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Now, please read me the Hunter thing, because I don't
remember him giving me his phone number. Otherwise I would
not asked for it because it's literally yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
What And you responded, I did not respond a hunter yesterday,
yesterday at midnight.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh, definitely sleep texting.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh god, I'm sleep texting.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, we'll start from the top. Oh god,
your photo and you said, day you're cute. No, he said,
and he said it's cringe, but it's fine.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
He said we should hang out devil sign yeah, which
means I want to. And then you said, I don't
know why you said this. I'm way too old for
you unless you like that.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
You realize what do you think?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
He's like, oh, what the hell, you're all I'm out
of here. What.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I just wanted to make sure he saw.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
The age all right, And then he goes, I definitely,
I'm definitely into that. Sort of thing, Laura, I find
you extremely attractive. And then you said, but in a
quote unquote kink sort of way or no, or in
general we're all just human beings sort of way. And
(20:48):
he says both sort of ways.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
And I respected that.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh my god, sure I did. And then yeah, you
guys talk about music. He said, I would give you
the OX. And then you asked him what the last
concert he saw was, and he said, Hugel and Abiza
three weeks ago. You said, shut the hill up. I saw.
I saw a Van Halen cover band called a fan Halen. Oh,
and they were actually good. I would recommend you lie
(21:14):
and make something up, anything other than the words fan Halen.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh my god, it was fun.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
They were good.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
No, they weren't. They wore to such thing as a
good cover man.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, anyway, then when does the phone? We're going to.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Play patience And he said where was that? And you
said it was that belly up. Sorry for the late
response where are you at now? Which I don't know
why you're asking me where you're at now?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
That's so like I just wanted to know what he
was up to.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But where you at now is like where are you?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, so don't like and he says, no worries.
I'm out at beach house in Mission. What about you?
Which is your golden ticket to fun time? And then
you said, oh, I'm I'm close, oh close to me
kind of I'm in Hillcrest, but right now I'm driving
my friend to the border. Sounds so shady, but it's not.
Why would you god obout that? And then you oh,
(22:09):
And then you followed up with and I have my
two dogs with me. Have what you doing?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Also, by the way, what what you're doing? What are
you doing? Is not w u D, it's w y D.
So you you actually said, you said what, oh my god?
And then Tuesday, two days later, three days later, you say,
what's your number? And then six days later, admittedly he
(22:39):
does respond back to you. He gives his number, and
then he says hit me up exclamation point, and you say,
you respond with are you in North County? What did
you do last night?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I you'd be like, oh, I was at home, and
he's like, you'd be like I thought, so I was
outside your window and it looked like you would side.
That's the stop.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Let's remedy this right, now I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
If that's in the car, you should text him, stop
messaging him.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, okay, all three of you.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
What are your intentions? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, obviously he's thirty two, I'm not looking for a.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Lot of text him and say what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, that's too forward.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't You're right, not tonight, but on the night
you want to.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay, how about that? Any plans this week? Is that
not cringing Eric thoughts.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I'm just saying, remember how guys do it is They
just say what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I know it's so bad, worse it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Is, But if you're trying, if you're trying to get
a guy, you're trying to speak his language. That's what
he's respond to. Now, I'm just saying I wouldn't do that.
But if that's just what you're looking for, what you
doing tonight is gonna that's gonna obviously not tonight, but
the night you're available. Yeah, I mean, if you want
say what are you doing this week? That kind of
sounds like you're making date plans though.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Not really.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You don't text and say hey, you want to hook
up this weekend? No, of course, not exactly, But so what.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Should I say? Please? I'm asking you please help?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Well you should do I told you to which is
on the weekend night?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I don't know tonight, I'm going to do this tonight.
What should I say? That's not like I want to see?
What are you doing tonight? What are you doing this week?
Speaker 7 (24:27):
What else?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Can I say?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
How's your week looking?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Just high engage?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I don't know, like what's your week's?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
What's your week? No?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, no, no, that's like what's your business calendar? Like
you could you have time for a meeting?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Look?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
If you're just trying to have a brief encounter.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
What it is I'm trying to start my slush phase.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I'm being I'm being polite for the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I've never had a and.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I want a little bit of and I would just say,
needs to get short and person impersonal.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I can't do this. I don't know if I can do.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Look how did he text you when he wanted to
just hook up one night? He said, what are you
doing tonight? That's how it goes.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, Yeah I don't want to yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, but but but it's on her term. She gets
to choose the night. I'm not saying do it tonight,
and you say you're not, Like, what are you doing tonight?
He's like I can come over you like, actually, no,
not tonight, tomorrow, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Gonna get all ready. And then I'm going to text him.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Two hours before and then like you say, I mean,
this is this is the this is the the struggle
of young people everywhere. You say, what do you do
to night? Said I'm free and you go she in
three hours. No wait, your advice was just to say hi, Look,
I would never do this. I'm just saying, if this
is what you're looking for, if you just text high,
(26:01):
that is the most That's what you said. I mean,
that's all. That's all right, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
But it's a little like, as a man with more
wisdom in this room, what would you knowing what you
know and knowing what I want?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Mm hmmm?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
What is my opening volley? On the text message?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
A good week so far?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Awful?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Why why I'm getting there's like nothing?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Remember wait, wait, we've done this before. Remember we let
Eric text for you before, and remember it well, he went,
I hope you're having a great evening.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You're totally old old me out. You made me like
I was so incredibly old.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Look I would say I would I would you say out?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Most blocked me.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It was unintentionable at most to say Hi, what are
you doing this weekend?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Oh boy?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh no, by the way, all my friends are there
and we're sharing a room. I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I wouldn't straight up, I'm not sleeping in the wet spot.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay, So the Lafayette the night right away?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, not right away, because otherwise I'd be like, oh sialk.
Like I wouldn't just be like match with the guy,
be like you want to come with me the Lafayette.
That's kind of odd, or.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
No, I'll be at the Lafayette.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
That's like a that's like a second encounter. I feel like, okay,
all right, if you want to say hi, what are
you doing this? What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Is not that what I said?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
No, No, he said hi, how is your week bend.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Looking like?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's what he's initially That's okay, Well what is your
week looking like?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
That's why I that's why text or email my clients
when I'm trying to schedule.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Meeting Eric all right now he is a client.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I don't think this guy is going on Laura's Outlook County.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't think he's going to be a paying client.
I don't think he I don't think you know.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I think it's a bad idea. I don't just say what,
just say hi. But not super formal. Some some you know,
spelling mistakes are always good Hi.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
No they're not.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yes, they are spelling mistakes. Whyse you look like Eric's
out you know, outlook calendar invite request, so.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I look like a dumb should not be too formal.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Okay, just trust me on this one.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I try to do what you're doing, and I screwed
that up.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Oh then stop fighting me on all of that. Oh
my god, this is but but you should be doing
this over text. Do not message him anymore on the
that's crazy. Here's my number. Great, thanks. So are you
a North County What did you.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Do last night?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I don't know. Oh, I think because on his profile
it said like or something. I don't care. I don't
care where they live.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
The driving, okay, tell him, tell him if you're in
North County, you can come to my house to park
your car in my garage.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Do not do not send any veil youe from. Don't
say that like that.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Are you're giving me mixed messages over here?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Let me make this clear, don't listen to Eric.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
If I do what, you're giving me mixed messages because
you're saying, say, what are you doing tonight? And then
like hook up, and then you're saying, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm saying that's ideal. Look, I'm not a fan of this.
I'm just saying most look up look ups, most hookups
are pretty spontaneous. Yes, they are just said, like, look
at all her message is, that's all they are.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
What are you doing tonight? I'm just I'm just I'm
not I'm just saying, Well, my point is, that's just
how most of them happen. So your greatest odds of success,
especially for guys who will typically drop everything to meet
up with a chick. Now, alternatively, what's probably good enough
is you can say, hi, what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, okay, and I'm not going to meet him at
his house first thing. I got to meet him out
in the public first, because that's proper Well.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
That's not the hookup.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Then well, well, don't meet him at his house. Like
what if I if I go there see him and I'm.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Like nothing to his house?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, I haven't meet you at the Lofty yet, but
if you want to bone, you're gonna have to go
in an alley, okay, or somebody else's room.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Well.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
It also complicates things that you're sobers, because it's typically
you meet at a bar and you go back to
someone's place.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
But I am no, I can, I can, I can do.
I can do all the things that I've ever done
sober that I had drunk. It just takes a little
bit more encouraging.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, you can meet the bar and go from there.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, that would be better. I'd rather do that, because
what if I meet him and I'm like, Okay, this
dude looks nothing like his picture. He's like five foot five,
and I can't deal so and then I'm stuck with
him in his house.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Now, then I'll just start making out.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well no, don't, don't under no circumstance my backup. Yeah yeah,
don't house. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
No, Yeah, that like that's that's that screams desperation. I'm
driving all the way to Anthon, but I am I
don't want to broadcast that I'm desperate. No, I'm not.
I'm not desperate. I'm just I just need to get
back in the game, That's all there is to it.
(31:51):
And I'm getting there slowly, but.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Really slowly, like really slowly, surely but not sure.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Wow, she's not close to anything with some of these messages.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I just love how she ghosts everybody I know. I like,
I'll go for a.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Week and not talk to them, and then because I
forget about it.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Sounds like you're gonna rob someone because you'll message where
do you live? And then they'll respond and then you'll
ghost them. Like, oh my god, there house getting broken
into apologize.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Oh my god, you really do. I've been really busy
with your with your just for fans page.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
My only fans page.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I'm like older than you. Are you into that kind
of thing or just into the person? I don't know
what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You know, if if it's a kink for them, why
just because why would you start off with that?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
This is this is cringey. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
It's real.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Even if I was into older women and kinka, you
wouldn't that message i'd be like, okay, so yeah, that's
so over there.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'm too much.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You really are?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
How am I gonna tell myself?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Dan? You can be much? Just you have no tact.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
It's like you throw a dart at a board thor
full of awful things to say and you just picked one.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh my god, it's as Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I've got this. Okay, I'm going to text Hunter tonight.
I want to text you guys later.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Give me your phone. No, no, I'm not text Hi.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
No, no, no, I'm gonna text him exactly what because
last time he said he would.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Do that, he didn't give my phone. Give my phone here,
give it to Eric. I trust Eric.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
He won't do the email. Why wait, why would you
do this? Why would you We've already done through this.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Hell because you.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Can type it, you should type it.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
No, I don't want to type.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Just tell me what.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, no, no, Lauren needs to do it.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
No, I want Eric to do it because I can't.
I need I need a little encouragement and help.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
This is an encouragement. This is shirking responsibility. Where you
can have Eric come over, you have Eric ban okay.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay, okay, Oh my god, my god, are you copy message?
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh my god, oh my god, my god. Okay, you
have to say hi, you have to say who I am?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Sorry, Hi, this is Laura. Are you for this evening?
This weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Hunter?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
It's don't say are you free this weekend? Just say
free this weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Question from the Hinge's Laura from Hinge what are you doing?
Talents from from because he might go Laura, who okay?
Now boom here we are.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Only you should be. I don't know why you're not
doing this because.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I need my I'm so dependent. What does you're Oh,
he's going back to what does your weekly?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
What is it? What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
What's up? This week?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Are driving me nuts? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
What are you doing this weekend? What are you doing
this weekend? It's Monday.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's fine to look forward to Okay, okay, okay, okay,
are we good? Are we good with that? I hope?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
So?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
All right? Sin Oh my god, okay, you write it.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
So if this helped me, this helped me, Well, you're
quite capable of texting all these other guys awful things.
So we gave you something good to say, and then
you can't write it. I'm not judging why.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
He's very much judging. He always it's helpful in their
judgment way. Yeah, seven six, so he's the seven six
O land. That's okay, that's okay. No, I don't you
know what. I don't even care if they live in
like Palm Springs, or if they even live like I
wouldn't even care if they live far because it's like,
I'm so busy.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well not if you want something to happen.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Well, anyway, okay, we'll see. No, we won't because we're
going to end the show right now. I'm done.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
This is awful.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Are you guys like sweating?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Well, I have a lot of crack sweat.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, I just Eric's every single time he gives an example,
he goes, Hi, how is your week?
Speaker 8 (36:08):
That's not a bad thing to say it not on
a dating app, Marie, I know, but come on, not like.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Not like the I'm not going to go right for
Oh my god, am I going?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
How is your week? How is your week been so far?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Eric didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
No, I know, but that was Eric, and that is something.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Toss that around. We toss that around and we squashed that.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
And look, there's nothing wrong with how Eric messages, it's
just not good for your market.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Oh my god, who's that?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's what I Magnan wants me to look like this
on the podcast. What she wants me to show like
big giant boobs all the time just to get more viewers.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh my god, Okay, that's not my thing? Should I
not wear pants?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Well, you've already cut that.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
You've already done that for We've already seen your little
pet on the side of your leg.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Dude, that was.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
That was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Sorry, that was on freaking I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
That was.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
We had to stop using high top swivel chairs for
that reason.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
We did. I had to buy this freaking couch because
your your choices of fashion.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Oh my god. Did he respond?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
No, he didn't, but she just flinched it.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
All right, we'll be back next week with a did
he text back? Did anything happen this weekend?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
We'll let you know on Monday, and then we'll see
if Lora is going to drop to number four on
the ladder.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
Oh my god, that was.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Not how I wanted to end this. I'm a number two.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Heather carry on the phone.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Heather, No, I love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
No, what what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Love your podcast?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
I love you. I love you too.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Thanks for doing that for me, even though you are.
I'm a mess. I'm hot mess. I'm hot, I'm a
ship show I am Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Do you still have your hat that I got you
that says ship Show Sleeper?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I sure do.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
I wore it the other day, did you? Oh fantastic.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I wouldn't recommend wearing that public if you're trying to.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I have my key chain says keeps the Ship Show
on it, So there, there you go go. It's just
it's the truth.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Great.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Oh my god,
Oh my god, oh boy, oh boy, it's gonna be
as Brian said, a banger of a show man, It's
Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I really am?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I thought I recognized you.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I thought I recognized you.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh my god, you're on that podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I so are you.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I love that podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I do too. And then we have producer Brian and
I love you. I love you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Why are you grabbing my butt? Because you're grabbing my butt? Ye,
why I'll let you grab my butty. Nobody's grabbed my
butt in a while. Okay, So that's okay, okay. So
this episode, we're going to talk about, Oh my god,
we're going to talk about Eric's reunion and a phone
call from the beach that I got, oh yes, a
(01:01):
little bit of setting. And then we're going to talk
about we're going to do another episode, another round of
Hinge cringe. Now this I only plan to do a
round of four more of those cringey messages that the
dudes leave on their profiles. Right, But then Marie, my roommine,
(01:23):
and Brian start looking at my Hinge profile and my
responses and my conversations to potential suitors, and it is
incredibly apparent that I have no game whatsoever, and I
have no idea what I'm doing, So we need to
have I need help.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm disappointed.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, I need help, then then we're gonna help. That's
this Yet we're not doing the show.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm just saying is that someone will flirt and you'll
respond with something I would say is just bizarre.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So maybe I don't want to like flirt right away.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Maybe it's like, Okay, this guy, for example, said that
he would dive into a pool of eminem's to get
you or something like that, and you said, hmm, or
smooth bird seed? How about smooth birds?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Feel better than oh my god? Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, Okay, we will remedy this, hopefully, this situation. Okay, Brian,
we need to pay attention first of all of them. Okay,
you had some you had a major event I did
over the weekend? Yes, and what was that? And tell
me how it went?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
For high school union?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And it's really great that you're still friends with your
high school buddies.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I am. I. Uh, well, you've met uh Duke and
Jill yes, and then Judy yes, and Karen and Heather.
You haven't met Heather.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Is Heather the one at the beach? Yes, okay, this
is the one that I have a issue with anyway,
So let's talk about So Eric is it's like this
whole reunion weekend, right. So I get a phone call
and he's like, oh, I answer, it's a Saturday. He's like,
(03:16):
I'm at my reunion. I'm with some girls from my reunion.
We're walking on the beach.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We were walking on the beach that morning.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm with Karen. I'm like, oh, I love Karen. Karen's great,
but she's still number three.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But she I don't understand why you all can't be
number one.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
No, there needs to be an order.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
In my eyes on heart, you're all number one.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's not the way it works in my book. There
needs to be an order. And I know that I'm
number two and that's fine, but I might be slipping
because Eric was so excited to introduce me to Heather, Heather,
who I've really not heard much about. But he was
having a last the Heather and she was having a
(04:02):
blast Witheeric, and I was feeling vibes like I was
feeling friendship vibes like inching up to number three, which
would push Karen into number two spot, which would put
me down into number four, which I was not happy about.
So and then there were you guys were like laughing
(04:23):
at me and stuff. But I was like so upset.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh it was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So what did you do after the beach walk?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What was the whole thing?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So we got together, we spent the night together Thursday night,
and oh no, this is this is.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
They're reading my hands, they're reading my conversations with men,
and they're really really bad.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So good, okay, I just want I was just real quick. Sorry,
oh shit, you respond to a guy now to he
responded to your messages, and you go out of the blue,
you say, this is weird, but it's my thing. Where
is your smile?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh my god, all the pictures of him he has
I have to see teeth. I have to see what
his teeth look like. I have to see smiling.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't know, that's kind of.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
That's the thing for me. If he has bad teeth.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's that's a weird way to say it, though, where's
your that's okay, hand, this is you? But that is
like the equivalent of like the man saying to a woman. Wow,
you'd be a lot prettier if you smile.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, read it differently.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Where's the way it might be intended.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's the way I intended it. Where's your smile?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
But also you said this is weird but it's my thing,
like you made it sexual. That sounds like it's your kink. No,
oh is your smile?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's worse. That's not even touching.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I'm sorry. Continue, I just me and Maria gossiping.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
So we had brought a bunch of my skin carrot.
Oh no, she just.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Got a TV email that was like, thank you for
shut up.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So Karen and Heather and I spent There's night together,
Friday night together. We went on hikes, we ate, we
did our face masks. Thursday far so much fun. And
Friday we went to the reunion and it was fun.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It was was it weird seeing everybody?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I mean, hi, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Were there people though that you hadn't seen.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
In a long long time, in forty years?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, a lot of these people you've seen recently though.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well. Karen and Heather and I and Judy we see
each other all the time. I see Duke and Jail infrequently. Right,
they're here and then Grace, you know I see.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yes, I know Grace, Yes, I know Grace. But some
that Okay, were you surprised by anything? Did anything surprise you?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Would you care to say or no?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, but there was somebody who you were like, whoa, Yeah, okay, okay,
Well that happens. I mean after four years, I mean, yeah,
there's gonna be a whoa. That person doesn't have hair
anymore or something like that, you know, or that person
has a lot more You guys, I'm not even kidding.
I'm so mad right now that I do. Why I
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give you my phone?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You want me to share it?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Bit?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah this this guy was asking you what type of
movies you like or type of shows and you said
or yeah, and you're like, wait and true story, we're great.
And by the way, I have two small doggies. You
left him on red what he said, let me know
when you're ready for a big dog in your life.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I know, I agree. I'm not laughing at you. I'm
loving him. That's that's a wild thing.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
To see, because well I know what he meant, because
he has a big dog.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm pretty sure he's talking about his dick.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You think he was talking about his dick?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Wait? Wait, you blocked him? Are you ended the conversation
because you're like, I don't like big dogs. I don't
want a big dog in my life.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I like his response. I was kind of like, because
I could.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Go either way, schlong.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, well then that's dumb. And he wasn't sorry. I
went over you're I you know what. I didn't like
the answer, so I just kind of ghosted him. I'm
so bad at this, I'm continue.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
So anyway, Yeah, the beach walk was funny.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And then the reunion was fine. But you don't stay all.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That long, we say a couple of hours. I will
say this, Karen and Heather and I were wild. Heather
brought these you guys don't even drink. No, this was
stone cold sober. Heather brought this mask that had a
butt on the front and a vagina in a butthole
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on the back, and oh my god, it was hilarious.
And they had the house is so big that the
driveway that takes you up from where you parked. They
brought us up in golf carts and we were coming
from the main house down to the barn and Heather. Sorry,
(09:03):
Heather and I are in the back and she is
doing like poses and somebody got us on video with
the mask on with her legs like flying around here.
It was so funny. Where did you get that thing online?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, I'll show it to you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I have an idea, and I don't know if this
is going to work out because you kind of have
to let somebody know that they're going to be on
the air. Let's call hunter.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That is a truth. So that's that horrible, horrible, horrible
mat Okay, you can't. It's like all white it out.
But it's just like a big butt with like eyes
and a butt.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
And then this was the back. O.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
My god, it's terrible, terrible a badge. I told somebody
that I was gonna kick them in the badge today,
just as a joke, because that's your You haven't said that.
I haven't even said that to me, and and that
was like a man, you.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Know, But I don't have a desire to kick you
in the v will good thing.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You will after you hear what I've been up to.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
By the way, we're not calling anybody without them knowing.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I know, because I was going to say, I.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh, also, first of all, uncomfortable for everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Oh, for sure, that's what I love.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Questionable typically, I live for uncomfortable. I live for making
you guys uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Making you really do Okay, you did the weird, the
wrong type of uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh we got kicked out of the Serenity Garden.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What well, because you guys were being loud mouse?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well no, initially we were not. We were being very quiet.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And then we will go to meditate.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well apparently yes, because we started taking pictures and then
this lady saw us and she said, would you like
me to take a picture of the three of you?
So we did a totem pole we did where it
was Heather, me and then Karen, and we were all
talking like we had been to this lady, like she
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was part of our group, and all of a sudden,
out of nowhere we hear speak quiet serenity.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
God, Yeah, you got, you got. You're banned. You're banned
from someplace? Finally? Are you banned from anywhere else? I forgot?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I'm banned from uh ole Madrid? Oh you're no cafe Seville.
That's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Brian Okay, okay, we have to. We're going to play
Hinge Cringe now. The reason I'm playing, I'm not trying
to make fun of people because you, as you will
see soon, I am probably the cringiest person that is
on Hinge.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, you're not far.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm not far. But these little voice notes that they
leave on their profile like, they make me laugh so
hard because I may have even left one on mine.
I think I have a voicemail on mine. I have
no idea what I said. I don't remember. I don't
even remember. But so I'm making fun of myself as
much as I am making fun of not really making
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fun of them. But this is what is out there.
Let's see, let's see Hinge Cringe number one.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Life is supposed to be fun, an adventure, and we're
not supposed to fear anything because we are all immortal
until that one day that we're not. I thought we
should act like it, have some fun every damn day.
(12:41):
You only got one run.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah. I do think he was drunk, he was smoking pot.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
He's probably stone out of his mind.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I do like his voice actually all immortal. I think
he has a nicety voice.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Though I what I pictured was like white hair and
a ponytail, like a guy like kind of like living
in a van anyway.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Next thing about me is that sometimes I talk to
my daughter's cat, But then again, who doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
To their pets?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
And then sometimes I talk to myself because sometimes I
need professional advice, and who better to ask than myself.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It sounds like that guy is laying in bed next
to me.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Maybe maybe a therapist he should talk to.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Why is he start a breath too?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I I don't know what is he doing while he's
saying that.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, this gives me like he's naked.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I think he was masturbating.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
He's totally naked. He's fully prone. He's prone, for sure,
he's horizonal that maybe uncomfortable. He's horizontal.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Excuse the accent, ladies, but I'm thinking about getting one
of my favorite quotes tattooed on my forum that says,
the devil whispering my ear, you're not strong enough to
withstand the storm. Today, I whispering the devil's ear. I
am the storm.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh God, I.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Didn't mind his accent. Thought that was cool. Although that
don't mind my accent, ladies off the bats a little weird,
that is, perhaps the worst tattoo I have, like I have.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Do you know you have an accent?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
How where would you put that?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Probably two lines? But that's just that. No, it's not
even the tattoo. It's so that's very.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Face, like a Marvel character.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, it's like, you know, like the the meme of
like the the four year old Facebook moms that post
memes on their story that are like extra exercise. I
thought you said extra fries. That's like the male version.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
God.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Okay, all right, together we could enjoy beautiful weather and
get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Sounds like, oh really, like what's the what's the black
guy's name for green Mile?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yes, together we could enjoy this beautiful weather and get
to know each other.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
What that guy's dead now, right, the guy that died
so good, so great, and green Mile, I know who
you're talking about. Oh my gosh, it totally sounds like him.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yes, okay, now.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, now here's an update on the thirty two year
old apparently. Okay, now here's my here's the issue that
this is what happens to me. I'm like, this might
be my alcoholism coming out, because like I binge, I
binge on hinge and then I back away, and I
won't I'll be gone for like a week. So I'll
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start all these conversations with these dudes. I'll start like
ten conversations. I'll start like ten of them, and then
i'll like get bored, or then I'll just get busy,
and then I won't be on there for like a week,
so I just leave them on Red, you know. And
so I'm horrible at this, and then apparently I'm horrible
(15:56):
at replying. And the guy, the thirty two year old
who I asked for his number and I said, he
goes to me. You know why he goes to me
because apparently he had given me his phone number and
told me to call him. And I didn't even realize
it because I had been talking to so many guys.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Oh my god, So.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Care to share it? Well, okay, I need help. I
have no I have no game. Help guys help.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Me, like I don't even know. Well that could be fair.
Some of these guys, I'd be like, these are.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I mean, some of your responses that I've heard are
they're horrific.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Well, this guy looks like a meth head.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Okay, now you can read some of my responses.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
There is there is one guy that sent you like
sixteen I.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Know, but I'm not into it. I don't know how
do I end not I thought, I.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Thought, I am, And how do you end it? Just
respond like you did to some of these other ones.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I'm just not responding. That's how I'm ending in, which
is not polite.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's fine, That's that's what you should do. You should
and be like, hey, nice, going to meet you.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I'm not start a conversation.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I shouldn't have started.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay, I'm too embarrassed to tell you my current food addiction.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Wait, that's why I said that.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
That's a message you said, Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
God, did I reveal it?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Nope, you were too embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Wait, oh god, just read the whole damn thing.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
This guy said he got banned from Disneyland. I don't
remember because he got because he broke in. And then
he asked you, what's your favorite current food addiction? And
you said the crunch black being crunch Wrap Supreme no
sour cream, a rice and onions. Okay, Taco Bell, Okay,
that's classy.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
But then he said from Taco Bell question Mark, and
you said, yes, Taco Hell, and then you ghosted him.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh wow, is he cute?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I remember he kind of looks like the like the
the guy who you tried to scam with that fake
apple watch.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Oh oh he was good looking, I.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Know, but like he's there's something weird about Someone liked
your photo and you just messaged him and just said
do you have an accent? Question mark?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh my god, because.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I read.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
From like a different country and I was like, do
you have an accent?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I just I watched sooth came.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I'm sorry, but am I going to start a conversation?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
How are you? How boring? That's boring? I want to
be like I want to actually stand out. I want
to like do something different.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh this guy you trauma dumped on? Oh no. This
guy responded to a photo of you sitting next to
Soully and Little Tommy on the air like or you
sit next to a poster, and he said, Hi, Laura,
Happy Friday. I do the same with food all or nothing.
Your occupation seems pretty cool. I recognize a name or
two there. In fact, I believe I recognize your face.
I recognize your name. Tell me about your prices?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Experience? Sounds like you did well? And you said I'm
kind of a big deal. Just kidding. My job is
super fun and very frustrating and scary at this juncture, unpredictable.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And then you, oh, wow, what am I doing? I'm
I think I'm sleep texting. I literally think I'm sleep texting.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You're kind of a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Now, please read me the Hunter thing, because I don't
remember him giving me his phone number. Otherwise I would
not asked for it because it's literally yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
What And you responded, I did not respond a hunter yesterday,
yesterday at midnight.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh, definitely sleep texting.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh god, I'm sleep texting.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, we'll start from the top. Oh god,
your photo and you said, day you're cute. No, he said,
and he said it's cringe, but it's fine.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
He said we should hang out devil sign yeah, which
means I want to. And then you said, I don't
know why you said this. I'm way too old for
you unless you like that.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
You realize what do you think?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
He's like, oh, what the hell, you're all I'm out
of here. What.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I just wanted to make sure he saw.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
The age all right, And then he goes, I definitely,
I'm definitely into that. Sort of thing, Laura, I find
you extremely attractive. And then you said, but in a
quote unquote kink sort of way or no, or in
general we're all just human beings sort of way. And
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he says both sort of ways.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
And I respected that.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh my god, sure I did. And then yeah, you
guys talk about music. He said, I would give you
the OX. And then you asked him what the last
concert he saw was, and he said, Hugel and Abiza
three weeks ago. You said, shut the hill up. I saw.
I saw a Van Halen cover band called a fan Halen. Oh,
and they were actually good. I would recommend you lie
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and make something up, anything other than the words fan Halen.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh my god, it was fun.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
They were good.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
No, they weren't. They wore to such thing as a
good cover man.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, anyway, then when does the phone? We're going to.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Play patience And he said where was that? And you
said it was that belly up. Sorry for the late
response where are you at now? Which I don't know
why you're asking me where you're at now?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
That's so like I just wanted to know what he
was up to.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But where you at now is like where are you?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, so don't like and he says, no worries.
I'm out at beach house in Mission. What about you?
Which is your golden ticket to fun time? And then
you said, oh, I'm I'm close, oh close to me
kind of I'm in Hillcrest, but right now I'm driving
my friend to the border. Sounds so shady, but it's not.
Why would you god obout that? And then you oh,
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And then you followed up with and I have my
two dogs with me. Have what you doing?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Also, by the way, what what you're doing? What are
you doing? Is not w u D, it's w y D.
So you you actually said, you said what, oh my god?
And then Tuesday, two days later, three days later, you say,
what's your number? And then six days later, admittedly he
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does respond back to you. He gives his number, and
then he says hit me up exclamation point, and you say,
you respond with are you in North County? What did
you do last night?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I you'd be like, oh, I was at home, and
he's like, you'd be like I thought, so I was
outside your window and it looked like you would side.
That's the stop.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Let's remedy this right, now I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
If that's in the car, you should text him, stop
messaging him.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, okay, all three of you.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
What are your intentions? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, obviously he's thirty two, I'm not looking for a.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Lot of text him and say what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, that's too forward.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't You're right, not tonight, but on the night
you want to.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay, how about that? Any plans this week? Is that
not cringing Eric thoughts.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I'm just saying, remember how guys do it is They
just say what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I know it's so bad, worse it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Is, But if you're trying, if you're trying to get
a guy, you're trying to speak his language. That's what
he's respond to. Now, I'm just saying I wouldn't do that.
But if that's just what you're looking for, what you
doing tonight is gonna that's gonna obviously not tonight, but
the night you're available. Yeah, I mean, if you want
say what are you doing this week? That kind of
sounds like you're making date plans though.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Not really.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You don't text and say hey, you want to hook
up this weekend? No, of course, not exactly, But so what.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Should I say? Please? I'm asking you please help?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Well you should do I told you to which is
on the weekend night?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I don't know tonight, I'm going to do this tonight.
What should I say? That's not like I want to see?
What are you doing tonight? What are you doing this week?
Speaker 7 (24:27):
What else?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Can I say?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
How's your week looking?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Just high engage?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I don't know, like what's your week's?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
What's your week? No?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, no, no, that's like what's your business calendar? Like
you could you have time for a meeting?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Look?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
If you're just trying to have a brief encounter.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
What it is I'm trying to start my slush phase.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I'm being I'm being polite for the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I've never had a and.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I want a little bit of and I would just say,
needs to get short and person impersonal.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I can't do this. I don't know if I can do.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Look how did he text you when he wanted to
just hook up one night? He said, what are you
doing tonight? That's how it goes.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, Yeah I don't want to yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, but but but it's on her term. She gets
to choose the night. I'm not saying do it tonight,
and you say you're not, Like, what are you doing tonight?
He's like I can come over you like, actually, no,
not tonight, tomorrow, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Gonna get all ready. And then I'm going to text him.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Two hours before and then like you say, I mean,
this is this is the this is the the struggle
of young people everywhere. You say, what do you do
to night? Said I'm free and you go she in
three hours. No wait, your advice was just to say hi, Look,
I would never do this. I'm just saying, if this
is what you're looking for, if you just text high,
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that is the most That's what you said. I mean,
that's all. That's all right, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
But it's a little like, as a man with more
wisdom in this room, what would you knowing what you
know and knowing what I want?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Mm hmmm?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
What is my opening volley? On the text message?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
A good week so far?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Awful?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Why why I'm getting there's like nothing?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Remember wait, wait, we've done this before. Remember we let
Eric text for you before, and remember it well, he went,
I hope you're having a great evening.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You're totally old old me out. You made me like
I was so incredibly old.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Look I would say I would I would you say out?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Most blocked me.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It was unintentionable at most to say Hi, what are
you doing this weekend?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Oh boy?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh no, by the way, all my friends are there
and we're sharing a room. I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I wouldn't straight up, I'm not sleeping in the wet spot.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay, So the Lafayette the night right away?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, not right away, because otherwise I'd be like, oh sialk.
Like I wouldn't just be like match with the guy,
be like you want to come with me the Lafayette.
That's kind of odd, or.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
No, I'll be at the Lafayette.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
That's like a that's like a second encounter. I feel like, okay,
all right, if you want to say hi, what are
you doing this? What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Is not that what I said?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
No, No, he said hi, how is your week bend.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Looking like?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's what he's initially That's okay, Well what is your
week looking like?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
That's why I that's why text or email my clients
when I'm trying to schedule.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Meeting Eric all right now he is a client.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I don't think this guy is going on Laura's Outlook County.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't think he's going to be a paying client.
I don't think he I don't think you know.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I think it's a bad idea. I don't just say what,
just say hi. But not super formal. Some some you know,
spelling mistakes are always good Hi.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
No they're not.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yes, they are spelling mistakes. Whyse you look like Eric's
out you know, outlook calendar invite request, so.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I look like a dumb should not be too formal.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Okay, just trust me on this one.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I try to do what you're doing, and I screwed
that up.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Oh then stop fighting me on all of that. Oh
my god, this is but but you should be doing
this over text. Do not message him anymore on the
that's crazy. Here's my number. Great, thanks. So are you
a North County What did you.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Do last night?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I don't know. Oh, I think because on his profile
it said like or something. I don't care. I don't
care where they live.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
The driving, okay, tell him, tell him if you're in
North County, you can come to my house to park
your car in my garage.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Do not do not send any veil youe from. Don't
say that like that.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Are you're giving me mixed messages over here?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Let me make this clear, don't listen to Eric.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
If I do what, you're giving me mixed messages because
you're saying, say, what are you doing tonight? And then
like hook up, and then you're saying, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm saying that's ideal. Look, I'm not a fan of this.
I'm just saying most look up look ups, most hookups
are pretty spontaneous. Yes, they are just said, like, look
at all her message is, that's all they are.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
What are you doing tonight? I'm just I'm just I'm
not I'm just saying, Well, my point is, that's just
how most of them happen. So your greatest odds of success,
especially for guys who will typically drop everything to meet
up with a chick. Now, alternatively, what's probably good enough
is you can say, hi, what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, okay, and I'm not going to meet him at
his house first thing. I got to meet him out
in the public first, because that's proper Well.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
That's not the hookup.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Then well, well, don't meet him at his house. Like
what if I if I go there see him and I'm.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Like nothing to his house?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, I haven't meet you at the Lofty yet, but
if you want to bone, you're gonna have to go
in an alley, okay, or somebody else's room.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Well.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
It also complicates things that you're sobers, because it's typically
you meet at a bar and you go back to
someone's place.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
But I am no, I can, I can, I can do.
I can do all the things that I've ever done
sober that I had drunk. It just takes a little
bit more encouraging.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, you can meet the bar and go from there.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, that would be better. I'd rather do that, because
what if I meet him and I'm like, Okay, this
dude looks nothing like his picture. He's like five foot five,
and I can't deal so and then I'm stuck with
him in his house.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Now, then I'll just start making out.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well no, don't, don't under no circumstance my backup. Yeah yeah,
don't house. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
No, Yeah, that like that's that's that screams desperation. I'm
driving all the way to Anthon, but I am I
don't want to broadcast that I'm desperate. No, I'm not.
I'm not desperate. I'm just I just need to get
back in the game, That's all there is to it.
(31:51):
And I'm getting there slowly, but.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Really slowly, like really slowly, surely but not sure.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Wow, she's not close to anything with some of these messages.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I just love how she ghosts everybody I know. I like,
I'll go for a.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Week and not talk to them, and then because I
forget about it.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Sounds like you're gonna rob someone because you'll message where
do you live? And then they'll respond and then you'll
ghost them. Like, oh my god, there house getting broken
into apologize.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Oh my god, you really do. I've been really busy
with your with your just for fans page.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
My only fans page.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I'm like older than you. Are you into that kind
of thing or just into the person? I don't know
what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You know, if if it's a kink for them, why
just because why would you start off with that?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
This is this is cringey. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
It's real.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Even if I was into older women and kinka, you
wouldn't that message i'd be like, okay, so yeah, that's
so over there.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'm too much.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You really are?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
How am I gonna tell myself?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Dan? You can be much? Just you have no tact.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
It's like you throw a dart at a board thor
full of awful things to say and you just picked one.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh my god, it's as Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I've got this. Okay, I'm going to text Hunter tonight.
I want to text you guys later.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Give me your phone. No, no, I'm not text Hi.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
No, no, no, I'm gonna text him exactly what because
last time he said he would.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Do that, he didn't give my phone. Give my phone here,
give it to Eric. I trust Eric.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
He won't do the email. Why wait, why would you
do this? Why would you We've already done through this.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Hell because you.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Can type it, you should type it.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
No, I don't want to type.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Just tell me what.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, no, no, Lauren needs to do it.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
No, I want Eric to do it because I can't.
I need I need a little encouragement and help.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
This is an encouragement. This is shirking responsibility. Where you
can have Eric come over, you have Eric ban okay.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay, okay, Oh my god, my god, are you copy message?
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh my god, oh my god, my god. Okay, you
have to say hi, you have to say who I am?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Sorry, Hi, this is Laura. Are you for this evening?
This weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Hunter?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
It's don't say are you free this weekend? Just say
free this weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Question from the Hinge's Laura from Hinge what are you doing?
Talents from from because he might go Laura, who okay?
Now boom here we are.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Only you should be. I don't know why you're not
doing this because.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I need my I'm so dependent. What does you're Oh,
he's going back to what does your weekly?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
What is it? What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
What's up? This week?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Are driving me nuts? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
What are you doing this weekend? What are you doing
this weekend? It's Monday.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's fine to look forward to Okay, okay, okay, okay,
are we good? Are we good with that? I hope?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
So?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
All right? Sin Oh my god, okay, you write it.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
So if this helped me, this helped me, Well, you're
quite capable of texting all these other guys awful things.
So we gave you something good to say, and then
you can't write it. I'm not judging why.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
He's very much judging. He always it's helpful in their
judgment way. Yeah, seven six, so he's the seven six
O land. That's okay, that's okay. No, I don't you
know what. I don't even care if they live in
like Palm Springs, or if they even live like I
wouldn't even care if they live far because it's like,
I'm so busy.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well not if you want something to happen.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Well, anyway, okay, we'll see. No, we won't because we're
going to end the show right now. I'm done.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
This is awful.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Are you guys like sweating?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Well, I have a lot of crack sweat.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, I just Eric's every single time he gives an example,
he goes, Hi, how is your week?
Speaker 8 (36:08):
That's not a bad thing to say it not on
a dating app, Marie, I know, but come on, not like.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Not like the I'm not going to go right for
Oh my god, am I going?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
How is your week? How is your week been so far?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Eric didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
No, I know, but that was Eric, and that is something.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Toss that around. We toss that around and we squashed that.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
And look, there's nothing wrong with how Eric messages, it's
just not good for your market.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Oh my god, who's that?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's what I Magnan wants me to look like this
on the podcast. What she wants me to show like
big giant boobs all the time just to get more viewers.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh my god, Okay, that's not my thing? Should I
not wear pants?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Well, you've already cut that.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
You've already done that for We've already seen your little
pet on the side of your leg.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Dude, that was.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
That was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Sorry, that was on freaking I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
That was.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
We had to stop using high top swivel chairs for
that reason.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
We did. I had to buy this freaking couch because
your your choices of fashion.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Oh my god. Did he respond?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
No, he didn't, but she just flinched it.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
All right, we'll be back next week with a did
he text back? Did anything happen this weekend?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
We'll let you know on Monday, and then we'll see
if Lora is going to drop to number four on
the ladder.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
Oh my god, that was.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Not how I wanted to end this. I'm a number two.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Heather carry on the phone.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Heather, No, I love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
No, what what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Love your podcast?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
I love you. I love you too.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Thanks for doing that for me, even though you are.
I'm a mess. I'm hot mess. I'm hot, I'm a
ship show I am Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Do you still have your hat that I got you
that says ship Show Sleeper?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I sure do.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
I wore it the other day, did you? Oh fantastic.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I wouldn't recommend wearing that public if you're trying to.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I have my key chain says keeps the Ship Show
on it, So there, there you go go. It's just
it's the truth.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Great.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Oh my god,
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