July 30, 2025 • 48 mins
Our buddy, Jason, joins the show to give us a first-hand recap of Comic Con 2025. A super awkward moment at the wrestling panel, John Cena’s surprise guest and a run-in with a costumed Laura Cain! After Erik’s always-juicy Double D News, Laura regretfully shares a truly humiliating, totally embarrassing and 100 % mortifying experience at Hobby Lobby, of all places. You’ll either laugh your ass off or pity her. We had a great time laughing at and with each other this episode. Thank you, Jason, for being such a good friend, supporter and believer in our show. You’re awesome. So are YOU for taking the time to check us out. Love your podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura. Hey Jason,
this is our friend, Jason Doring. Jason is a longtime friend,
longtime listener, not a longtime radio person. He does. Get
that to your mouth and put your headphones on. I'm
very bossy. As you will know. She is Eric Grimmer,
as you all know. If you can see him, if
(00:36):
you can scoot more closer to me, here you go,
Oh no, see and producer Brian Hi, producer, Brian. What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hello? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So we have Jason in just because he's fun and
I saw him when I was covering Comic Con.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So popular.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I got to go to the preview night.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Did you're to the pre because this is a comic Con,
like connoisseur over here, Jason.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I did not go to preview night, but I got
there early Thursday. Yeah, I ran into somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wait, how long is Comic Con? I don't even remember.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh, there's a preview night Wednesday night. It goes from
like six to like nine, and then it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay. Now, I because I had a press pass, I
know it was so incredibly exciting. I got to go
in on Wednesday. They wanted me to get the lay
of the land, just to see what's going on, so
I could talk about it on Thursday in the morning
before and not have to go in, okay, because I
had to do really early morning hits they call him anyway.
(01:39):
So I went into Wednesday night. I thought that there
was going to be just a decent amount of people.
I'm not super crowded. It's it's preview night. You have
to pay extra for that, right, Like, it's not.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Cheap, like sixty dollars more.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I think, oh, it's not that bad.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Well, I thought it was worse for Laura.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Laura paid just about that for one of those bbies
or whatever it was. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So I did go to your preview night on Wednesday
night and it was packed.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh my god. I could not move. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That would have been my worst nightmare.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You've been to comic con? Oh, So you know, it's
cool and fun and everything, and you can look up
and see all sorts of neat things, but like if
you look forward, all you see your heads, yeah, and shoulders,
and you're so tightly mushed together and I'm starting to
get a little bit of an anxiety complex. I think
you know why, Why.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Because you're getting older.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Probably I can't handle this many people in one place.
But anyway, I bought a couple of things. I bought
something for you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh okay, because.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Not only a comic con do they have comics. Which
that's how it started, right I sn obviously, like thirty
years ago, original.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Was in like a hotel and you should just sell comics.
It was not the pop culture stuff it's all. It
was all comic comic stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So it was like true well I don't want to
say geeks, but like true comic nerds. I could say
that who really enjoyed the artistry of it and they
met that like the artist, the.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
People who created it, and that was what it was
all about.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah. Well now it's all pop culture.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's a whole new ball game, including shopping.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh so I bought three things.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I bought. I have to show you this cool sweat
This is the coolest sweatshirt I've ever seen, and it
was sixty bucks. I don't want your thing to fallout,
are you?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you print money in your garage?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No? But I have a story to tell about that,
but I can't tell.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It today she tried to print money. Oh boy, oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, it's I don't even know what what company this is.
It's like some like oh, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Wait just wait. Okay. So it has this on the front, right,
that's underneat down on the show. On the side, it
has or on the sleeves, it has this. Then on
the back it has this. This is all embroidery. So beautiful.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Do you know what franchise that's from?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Beautiful? No? And then the Hood has a dangerous
game maybe this you'll get it from the Hood? Do
you do you see like this these little guys with
a slip?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I have no clue is that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's like a no. Is that that?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's a logo, but I can't read it. Game, No
beefy something like that. Lefty.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's a sign.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wow, oh you're thing, here's your thing. But okay, So
they are some sort of anime and I thought this
was just really cool. It's very thick.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Why because some of them are real weird.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Some of them are dirty, real weird. My son's an anime,
but I don't think he's into the nasty.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, real weird.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
My son onto the porny anime.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, I don't know if they feature though it is
a comic con can I don't know. I don't think
they don't do that might be this one didn't have
a company attached to it as far as like production
company or whatever. They there's a there are people have
it like like Jason said, it's pulp pop culture and stuff.
I don't know what this has to do with pop culture,
but I thought it was so cute. It's a dress
(05:27):
and it has a snake that wraps all the way
around it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Just some weird things I bought at Colocaust.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Sometimes people just sell things.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, so there's that. And then Eric, I saw this.
I didn't see the back of it, but I saw
the front of it. And it's for your key chain.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh perfect? Is it a that's true?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But oh my god, but it's I am your worse
than Imerit says it really is, and that he didn't
realize that the back was was from Camp Crystal, which
is Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yes, which I love, Jason orhes.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, well there you go.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You're welcome you. I brought one for me. That's the
keys to the Ship show, which is true.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What that's awesome?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What did you almost buy something like that?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I almost got you a hat that said that like,
welcome to the show show shit show supervisor.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I would have that would have been I would have
worn that.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Probably you would have.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yes, it was well after my story that that will
play even more so, Jason, let's talk about comic cons.
Do a wrap up a comic con. First, everybody high
on YouTube, high on Instagram, thank you for listening after
the back and watching really makes us happy. So Jason, okay,
First of all, Jason, how long have I known you?
(06:46):
When did you start coming into the Jeff and jer Show?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Probably gosh, nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Laura was probably forty then, so.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, he his mom would drive him in.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Him and his mom would come in and.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
The events to the studio off.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It was so cute. I loved it, and so he'd
watch the show. And so then years later we've just
stayed friends and he claims that I'm his original radio crush.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Now that means.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
To me that there's a new radio crush.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Nothing right now, No.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You were still in the first slot.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Number one, Jason, nobody else you guys know, I have
to I have to either know I'm number one or
I have to know who my competition is.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
No competitions.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's really good that Laura's number one in someone's slot
because it's not Eric's. Oh my god, you, Karen, and
Marla are all in the number one slot.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
See, those are his best friends.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
But I know where I lie. I'm not number one
with Eric.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
With Eric, you're not number one.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Marla is Marla's number one, and then I'm number two.
But Karen is closely nudging me in the in the
ribs for the number six second spot, which whatever, it's
not happening. I will throw her down.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You know, Marla's here in San Diego. Marla, you can
tell because Laura's on edge right now.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I feel it. I'm feeling the vibe.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Are you getting some crack sweat?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well? Maybe when I see pictures of him only.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Like, Okay, we go out a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Eric and I frequently we'll go out to lunch, we'll
go do this, We'll go to Marshall's, We'll go to
oh I come.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, she shows up on an ounce sometimes.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Eric hasn't learned how to say no yet. I know
that's why it's hard to say no to her.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Rarely does he take a picture of just the two
of us hanging out, because we take so many pictures here.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I guess, yeah, that's it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So I see on Instagram a picture of him and
his bestie Marla, and all it says is dinner with
my bestie.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh, what are you expecting? A true statement?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It is a true statement, and I know that, but
it doesn't mean.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It as at any laughs. I'm sorry, okay, and they're smiling.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So how about if I do that your fancy? How
about if I do this? So I say dinner with
the old ball and chain that case.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
No, because Marlow would be unhappy and I don't want
that either.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
She's very unhappy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That she would not like the word old.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Don't don't pander to her. Stay true to your guns.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
So all right.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I went to Comic Con on the day at open,
but I had to do some reports between five am
and nine am and before the doors even opened, so
I was there talking to some people in line. That's
when I ran into Jason and I dressed up.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yep, you were Lois Lane.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay, did you know who she was or did you
think she was the star of an adult video movie?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Just what did you think in the beginning, Well, I
heard someone saying hey you, hey you, and I turned
and I'm like, oh, hey, well all right. It took
me a minute to see because you had the brunette
hair for the wig because it's for lowest lane, and
then I recognized you.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
So but yeah, you looked.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Great, Jason.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I looked more like more Titia from the Adams Family Plan.
Let's get real. But I had a giant thing that's
in the daily Plan.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
So you had the only thing that identified.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I believe me. I know, but hey, I have one
brown wig. Give me a break. I'm not gonna go
by it worked.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
You're definitely the triple X version of that Superman.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, now there are there were so many costumes that
triple X. Oh yeah, because you guys thought I've tried
it on for them last week and they thought I
looked like like I was ready to like I was
a teacher or like a librarian or something ready to.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You know that guy that wanted you, you know that
guy that wanted you to jam your stilett I want
to do? Is his brain led?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You kind of looked like a dominatrix.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh my god, what I didn't. I didn't that day
I had the pants. I looked fine, right, Yeah, you
looked great. So how did it go the first day?
And did you go the second day? And did you
see George Lucas.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I did not see George Lucas. That was actually on Sunday.
I went Thursday and Friday. But probably the one of
the craziest things that happened, so as we all know,
on Thursday morning, rest in peace Hul Hogan. So, which
was one of the saddest things. Because I'm a big
wrestling fan. I went to the wrestling panel. It was
the WWE panel. The moderator comes out and he goes, hey,
(11:14):
I know you guys have probably all heard Hull Hogan
passed away. First thing that happens. I hear someone go
boom because of all the you know, the crap that
he's done in his recent life. Yeah, so one person
and then the moderator repeats it again and says, let's
honor him, and then there was another boo and I'm like,
really so and then most people clapped for Hogan, you know,
(11:37):
in honor early well respect. Yeah, and it was like
an hour before we all found out he passed away. No,
it was right before I saw you, actually, I found
out what.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Exactly did he do that made people soul back?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
In Like Twain green back in like twenty fifteen, his
daughter was dating a black guy and he called him
a nast racial Yes he.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Did, he did, yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
And he did apologize for it on like the Today
Show or something, but you know people still yeah, yeah,
you know how people they don't.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Want to go, well, you can't really escape well and
the whole Then when they didn't, Linda kind of start
dating like a twelve year old or something like her
pool boy or yeah, the pool boy.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah, yeah, that was the ex wife.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well anyway, rest in peace regardless. So that okay, So
that started off the wrestling.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Panel, But that was fun.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Didn't dim it down, like was it kind of like
the kind of sad because.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Of that, it kind of got quiet for it was
an awkward moment, yeah, put it that way. But then
the wrestlers came out and it was really fun, and
you know, and then me and my buddy we won.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Tickets to meet the wrestlers.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I have pictures if you guys want me to hold
that up. And that was really cool.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So which, Okay, what wrestler do you think we would recognize?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I'm speaking of wrestlers. Yes, Alexa Bliss, Alexa, you've met her?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh okay, I thought you had a cutie. Yeah, she's dormal.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Have you met the twins Bello Twins.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I've met one of them, Nikki Bella who used to
be engaged to John Cena.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yes, sure, show they were. They were clients of mine
really mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
And then they lived here in Sandy.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, they're lovely. Yeah, they're they're very sweet.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, Nikki Bella was really cool and John Seena is
like the nicest guy I've heard.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
He is just incredibly cool.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Anything was there on Saturday for that show Peacemaker too?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh wait, isn't that on right now?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I think so. I think it's starting like next week
prime on HBO.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
HBO okay, HBO.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Max. Think I'm glad they threw the HBO back in there.
I was not. I was not a fan of the
plane Max thing. You know, Yeah, you understand what I'm saying,
you know, I mean, do you have Max?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I know what you're throwing down.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, okay, so you you saw John Seina speak, So.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
That was he was up on the screen. He talked
about the panel was mostly about the figures and what
they're really saying. You made the biggest surprise. He was
a surprise. You may have heard of the name CM Punk.
He was a big surprise that came out and everyone
went nuts when he came out.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
So, okay, I know you're out of the loop.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I am.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So he did a movie.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Explain to me who this person is?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
See him? Punk has been around for like, I don't know,
maybe fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Maybe just an actor a.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Wrestler, but he has done some movies. He did he
did some weird horror movie. Remember the title of it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It was like in a house or something. It was, Yeah,
it was.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Some trippy movie. And he's a very controversial wrestler. He
likes to talk crap about people, but everyone still loves
him and the doors them. So he was probably the
biggest surprise at the WWE panel. So and then after that,
my friend and I we did some walking around the floor.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
We saw did you dress up? I did not dress up.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I think I just had a Oh I had my
my Donald duck shirt on.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
So okay, that's not dressing up, but whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You don't have to you don't have to.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Dress No, it's just you know, I think I told
you this on Thursday. It's a hassle wearing a costume.
I think I wore one a long time ago, and
the people and you could trip and fall and you
know you don't want to make that happen.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
But there were some good ones though.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I saw I saw something, you know, probably the best
costume myself. I think I saw this on Friday. Someone
dressed as the Coldplay couple. They had like a black
screen behind him. It was hysterical.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Wait, this is like Halloween. It's turning into Halloween. It's
not even like it has anything to do with like
action figures. You think it's cold Play.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, And it was so that is hysterical.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
It was a guy like duck down.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
He kind of was like to the side, and then
she was to the side. It was really funny.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh that was a bus event bus In case you
guys didn't know about this, I mean it's been everywhere.
And he got fired he did yeah wait, he was
the CEO of what or.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
The space program something?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
And she was an HR and she was okay. And
then so Coldplay.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
They're at the Coldplay concert and Coldplay they're singing one
of their songs. They do a kiss camp where they
just flashed to the somebody that's looking love up in
the stands and then boom, they flash on them and
he immediately their lovey Debbie her backs to the camera
and then like she looks over and he like drops.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
To the side, and like Chris Martin goes, oh, somebody
must be having an affair.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, and it was true.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
True she should have gotten fired, but.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I think they did. They both get fired.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
She should well whatever if he's the married.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
One, well he think they were both married.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, bye, okay. So and then you went on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I went on Friday, and then I went down there
on Saturday just people watch. But Friday, I know you're
gonna be excited about this. I went to the Dexter panel,
the Dexter resurrection. They showed some clips up up on
the screen and upcoming upcoming clips, which was actually on
yesterday's on Friday's episode which I watched yesterday.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh gosh, oh gosh, I have too saved up.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Catch up Laura, They're excellent. Is this is old Dexter's back?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I love because his name is back. Now, are you
guys Dexter fans?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I was a fan, and then the finale of the
original of the original kind of was a and then
when it came back again, I was like, whatever, but
I'm really looking forward to seeing this new season.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
It seems good.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
It's back and some old characters from the first one
are back, and then they're not his friends and anymore,
if you know what I'm saying there. Yeah, well I
won't say anymore, but it's great. So it was Michael
Sea Hall like a really nice person.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
It seems like a really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And you know, he's just talkative. He seems like you'd
be kind of kind of she's.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Kind of quiet, but he's just a laid back, chilled guy.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And he has an accent right a little.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Bit, a little bit, but you know, and then you know,
this reminded me of last year. There was a I
don't know if you knew about the prequel. It was
called Dexter Original Sin.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, and with the kid when he was a teenager.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
And then the most cool thing at comic con. Of course,
Michael C. Sea Hall came out as the surprise, so
I got to see him like twice or so. It's
it's just a great show that.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Always a young one came out, the young one.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
And Dexter and Michael S.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Hall came out because he did the he did like
the Dexter's in inner voice, the the young Dexter's inner voice.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Oh, there was a trifect of Dexter's.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
They've been having Dexter there since the whole comic con.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Pass said Dexter.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It was like everything was yeah, and then even the
lanyard said Dexter too, like the thing that went around
your neck.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So really, yeah, okay, you'll appreciate.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
What do you know what Jason does for a living?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yes, what he works in an assisted living and I
think that's wonderful. And he's he's in charge of the activity.
That's he's like, so what did we do today?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
We did exercise class led by me? And then what
kind of exercise?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Just like we sit in the chair like.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
We're all your arms and like run and forth, kick
your feet around thing.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
We do everything, you know, we move the arms, we
do balance class, we stand behind the chair.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
We you know, we just will you work with Laura
and I privately when we're those places. Okay, great it
for you. Eric's such a great guy.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Three against one? Okay, do you have anything that you
need to share about what's happened to you since we've
last met, which has been.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Like a week. God, it's been so long.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
What's been going on?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You've been such a busy gal.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I know I've been like hella busy. Yeah, you really have,
so tell me what's up.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Well, I'll do the Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Report, okay, and then we'll end with my Oh I
really shouldn't tell this on the Yeah I have on
the radios to me old habits diehogic. I really shouldn't
tell this on the show.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, I have something really embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
To Okay, Well, then well let's.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Go for it. Tell yours first, No, you tell yours first,
because mine is worse. I don't know, Brian, you be
the judge, you know what to do.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
All right, guys, we'll be back here next week.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I think the Hollywood Report.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Okay, Wait, should we do Hollywood and then Eric and
then me?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Or Hollywood and then?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I think should go first?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Eric should go first?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I guarantee Laura's is worse. Eric, Why is yours worse?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Because Eric, you're prone to embarrassing things. Laura is prone
to really bad decisions.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, this is this, This has all the things involved,
bad things, bad decisions.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Eric just has something bad happen to him.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Laura makes it a colossal mistake, and it's all right,
So wait, are we.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Gonna do the Do we do the Hollywood?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, all right, let's roll the music to whatever you want.
I know, don't play the crickets or.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
The booze or anybody snoring.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Alredybody snoring or there we go. That's cool. Here comes
a Daily Dirt our version of celebrity news.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, so we just covered one halk Codgain. Is that?
Do we know what? He died of?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Cardiac arrests?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Oh? Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I think it's just everything he's done in his life.
You caught up with him.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
And another one that died probably from everything that he's
done in his life was mister Ozzy Osbourne is at
seventy six.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay, now I had to do a story about it,
not that, not his death, but his last performance or
this was he got together with all these artists. I
forgot where it was. You can't understand the thing that
Ozzie as says when he's talking.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, well, when he was performing, he was clear.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
As could be. He sounded amazing. I guess he sat
the whole time in a bat throne.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I actually have an Azzie story, no way.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, so me and my buddy this was gosh, fifteen
twenty years ago, he did a signing at Burns and Noble,
the right one right here in Mira Mesa, and he's
just signing books. He had his head down the whole time,
not taking pictures with anybody and not looking up in anybody.
And I'm like, wow, that wasn't very much fun. And
then I turned back and I went things Ozzie, and
then you just went.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Shoh blah blah blah blah, and that was it. So
but that was my Aussie story. So I did get
to sort of men him.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
So he did, that was his head, that was yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
But when he said everything, I could understand every word.
His voice was strong.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
And then yeah, he just sounds like he has a
mouthful of marbles.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, but that's still sad. But yeah, you're right about
him doing.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, he done a lot of drugs. Yeah, yeah, good
for him.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Well hey he hey, it clearly.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Didn't really, I mean, yeah, he die that young. Yeah.
So this next story is the things that I live for.
Oh god, And I'm so sad that I was not
in Poland at the Jennifer Lopez concert on her fifty
sixth birthday when she was performing a number and her
skirt fell off and everybody got a full bumb shot. Well, okay,
(22:46):
she had underwear on, but she said she doesn't wear underwear.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, but not unless it was like floppy, Like what
if it came out and it was like.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Laura Laura, Oh my god, that would have been the
best thing ever. I would have had I known ahead
of time that would have happened. I would have flown
there just to see that concert.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Boo was a great moment for a lot of people, right.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh, it would have been a great moment for me.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
You have the video of it, Yeah, there is a video, yes,
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, so that was great.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Would you pay to see her in concert?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I would, yeah, because I think she's a really good performer,
not probably the best singer, kind of like Madonna. Madonna's
a great performer. Is she the best singer? Oh? By
the way, on Friday of last week they released so
remember when she did Ray of Light. Yes, it was
a huge, huge success. Yeah, Elvis is snory, he's out.
(23:45):
They were going to release a companion piece called Veronica
Electronica and it was a more hard edged remix album
of some of the I think seven of the thirteen
songs that were on the album, and then one that
was just kind of a B side called Gone, Gone Gone.
(24:06):
They just released it. And I'm a huge Madonna fan
and daddy no like, oh no, I why and this
is no slam at Madonna, but it They decided not
to release it because of the runaway success of Ray
of Light. So you know how twenty years later or whatever,
(24:29):
they're releasing this thing, Gone, Gone Gone. I was in
my car and I was listening to it. Oh my god,
no way. It was so pitchy. Have you listened to it?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I haven't heard it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, I'm like, what the hell like it was? I
didn't even finish listening to it. Wow, that is not
I didn't like it. Sorry Madonna.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Breaking news now, Okay, I'm getting back to Jennifer Lopez.
Would you pay let's say, Eric, I have two tickets.
They're each one hundred and fifty bucks. Would you buy one? Eric,
I have two tickets to go see once for me,
once for you. They're two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
That's pushing it.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Eric, I have two tickets to see j Lo. They
cost me six hentred bucks, so it's three hundred for you.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Okay, that's all the one.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
I can't even name I single one of her songs
waiting for Tonight, don't even know it sounds like I
like concerts too, but but.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
She I think she puts on a really good show.
I've never actually seen her, I've seen everybody else. Oh
have you heard about all that justin Timberlake controversy. No,
So he just did a concert I don't know where,
and all these videos of surface where he literally forgets
the lines. They think it's like alcohol. He literally likes
is slurring his speech and just kind of meandering around
(25:46):
the stage not doing anything. Oh it's bad.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I saw a little bit of the video. Yeah, he
doesn't kind of even know what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, yeah, oh no, not too justice.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Maybe he was drinking or something froma or something. That's
I'm thinking he put on.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
He had sunglasses on the whole time, a hoodie.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well then let's recall it's harken back he got well, no,
Justin timber like I'll pulled over for why and had
like poppers and I he's god, let our Justin's be okay.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
By the way, what straight guy has poppers in his pocket?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Know.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I heard that too on many social media platforms. Poppers
are also a recreational drug too, but.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
They are mostly it's it's a scene too. It's mostly
the scene.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
No, I know, but you can also it kind of
it kind of relaxes you, from what I understand.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Oh, it's a relax it's a muscle relaxer.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Kind of like if you see my shirt. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
they do what you think they do. But also used
if you take the you're out of anus, it helps.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
That next stop anus.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
No, next stop your aus. I wore this outfit in
homage to you.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Thank you. Oh it's got my face on it. Oh,
don't jump up and down because monies.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
No, this could be dramatic.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
For sorry so unaware. It is especially considering.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
How we could be okay there, now we have to
put a censored on that for the people will slow
that down and see you.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's what I call consequence. For the first time ever,
I'm going to utter these words. I love having a
woman's face on my crotch. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Anyway, okay, so thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I have two last things.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Last night I watched actually a really good movie on
Netflix called Until Dawn.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Oh no, Eric, No, don't say that's a good movie.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh, come on, you'd like it. It was gross and
it was entertaining.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Is it? Is it vampire stuff?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
No, it's an adaptation of a really famous and popular
video game that had a really good story, and it
was butchered when it was adapted to a movie.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
See. I've never seen the video. I've never played the
video game, but the movie was entertaining. Is it the
best thing I've ever seen? Hell no, but it was entertaining.
The movie was widely hated.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
The game.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I thought the movie. Great game, terrible movie. Okay,
all right, Brian, Yes, I am so mad at you.
I think I'm gonna have to beat you up in
the part.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh my god, Oh here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
See. I tried it again. I couldn't. I couldn't go there.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
What I know what you're gonna say, and I know
why you're mad at it.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
When is this show going to end?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I think I'm on episode five hundred and fifty two.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
There's like thirty seven episodes.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh my god, I'm you know, I had to take
a break. I'm like, how many more situations can these
people Hi be put in?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Like, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
It's all Blove Island you've heard of.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Oh my god, just power through. No it is once
the show ends, just.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Forget about it because you don't you don't want to
go through this emotional roller coaster. You don't don't go,
don't watch the next season. I mean it's not out yet,
but just don't try. I don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, I literally go down a rabbit hole and I'm
never touching that show again.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Look, with all due respect, not really ill, Okay, I
watch my shows, my, my, ninety day, my, you know
all that, just to kind of put my brain out
of my head on pause and so I'm not thinking
about anything but just fluff. Okay, I could. I felt
(29:44):
so dumb watching that show. I'm like, I'm not this dumb.
I Am not this dumb of a person to watch
this this like.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
It's I'm sorry, but ninety day fiance is not reality
like slop.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I know, I feel like it's a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
It's absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No, I don't know. I can't know because I.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Can't because at least ninety days almost or at least
Love Island is at least somewhat of a social experiment
where there's like an element of like how your dynamics
work out ninety days, just laughing at people to have
made terrible romantic choices, some of.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Them are not always telling. And it is also an experience.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
It's not an experiment.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It is technically you're experimenting on whether it's gonna work.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
That's just a bad choice when we see God, no,
it's just a bunch of thirst traps. And how many
of those relationships have worked out like long long term Not.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Very many, yeah, not very many. But then something and
they spin off onto like the single life, where now
there's singles and now they're trying to find a guy,
and then this and that.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I just have one thing to say to Brian, all right,
let's here. It's actually three words.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh God, he's gonna not like this either, chin.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Implant girl, God, yes, isn't it. That's what I was
telling you about. It's awful, it's scary. Oh, she looks like.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
A Does she look like Jay Leno or something?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, it literally looks like she has a guitar pick. Yeah,
it stuck into the bottom of her chint like it
is the weirdest. She pops up and I'm all, what
the she looks like a batman villain or something. Yeah,
she does. She's had so much work done. She did
not last long to No, she didn't, thank god, because
(31:20):
I couldn't have stared.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
There was one guy that tried what do they call it, anyways,
just talking to her and about like, after two conversations,
he was like, I think we're better off his friends.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, she was an idiot. Oh, she seemed nice.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's just oh yeah, she seems so young with so
much worse I know, and.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
She had so much and the boobs, Oh my god,
every single girl on that show just about the I
mean they have there though. No, it's like a Barbie
doll factory.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yeah, it's just a little it's a little obvious.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I do not like Hoda.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
I do like I kind of like how to Okay, No,
that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Do you guys watch the Valley?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Okay, Now that's juicy, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's really juicy. Jax is a horrible yes, and Jackson
is letting go of his bar called Jackson's in Sherman Oaks.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Because he's in Studio City to Brittany taking over.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Well, he's focusing on his mental health. He's such a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What does he have now? He has addiction and alcoholism.
Does he have mental yes, bipolar, bipolar. He's well, but
there's a lot of dual diagnosis.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, that show is something out. Do you watch it?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
No? But oh my god, Maggie keeps telling me I've
got wat.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Waiting for I don't know about. It's so good and wait,
I want to hear Okay, I don't want to tell you. Yes,
you have to tell the story.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Well, I'm hearing it one way or another. So whether
the cameras willing or not.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Do you want to go first, you go first?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
No, I want to hear your story now, Eric, you
should go first.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
The first is bad. It's gotta go last.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Go rough paper scissors coming on?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, okay, and we hit one okay.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Wait no, no either, Produced executive decision.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
I want.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I want Lord to go last. It's way better structure.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
But promise because if you go and it's amazing, and
then Eric goes and it's well, if his.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Is more amazing than mine, do you your hormon apology.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
That's fairy.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
It's it's just me being a clumsy idiot. We both
know that Laura is gonna be so much worse. Oh yeah,
yours is gonna be way worse, but mine is just
horribly embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
I enjoy Eric stories. I do too, especially when they
lead no way.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Him and they just kind of.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Well, yeah, and this is going to be horribly horribly embarrassing.
Nothing fell out, okay, so that's the silver lining to
this whole mess. But you have the floor. I had
to work late and I was too tired to cook,
so I went to shout out to Silver Lake Ramen
in Fashion Valley so good. And I'll never be able
(34:02):
to pronounce it correctly because I always call it the
Karagi chicken bowl, and I know it's not.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Karag okay, but it's the one with chicken, yes.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And it's delicious. The egg I won't do the egg.
I pick up my food. I'm walking across the crosswalk
from them to go to the parking structure. I trip
and fall. Oh my gosh, I had high tops on
that I did not tie.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I proceeded to fall out of my shoes and then
did that weird like slow motion crab crawl where I
people were honking and laughing. And then I reached the
other side. I still had, thank god, my bag. Thank god.
I didn't have a drink like a it was just
(34:50):
the bag of food. I still had it around my wrist.
I get to the side of the curb and I'm
all yes, and completely fall on my face. The bag
lands under me and I smash all my.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Oh no, smash noos.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Did you eat it in?
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Good good good good good good yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Okay Laura's stories.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I don't know if it's better. I really don't know
if it's better.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Well, his was pretty mild. His was a little comedic slapstake.
It wasn't that bad. It's in line with Eric.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Mine is going to. Let me just put it this way,
if there is anybody out there that has the slightest
bit of attraction to me or guilty, oh well then
or or maybe we'll be wanting to like maybe be
(35:41):
with me someday.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Oh yeah, everything, No, prospects are already lost. Yeah no,
maybe you should find another old age home to sleep in, Laura.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I know it's probably for fifty five and up right,
so I can literally live and live there as well.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh my god, you can move there now, my god.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
I think we'll have some empty rooms.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
So backstory, Jason, that this I don't think you should know,
but we everybody who listens regularly knows that I don't
go regularly.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Okay, oh no.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yes, I and when I do, it's not like you're.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'll save you the trouble. It's like a lumber jack ship.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
It actually is not.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I've got to be honest with you, like I won't.
I'll go every couple of days. I don't go every day. Okay,
that's just the way my body is. I don't feel
bloated whatever, And what does eventually happen, it's not this
giant there's a way you.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Could explain to you know those big you know, those
big like wheat log bread stacks that they have. It
it's not worse than what you were doing. I'm trying
to cheesecake factory. Say it's like that. There times ten
I want holds it.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm trying to say that when I do, because it
leads into the story I'm trying to tell.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Okay, go ahead, Jason and I were on our side story.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
Go ahead, you do quality over quantity.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I was at hobby Lobby.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh god, this is gonna be a train wreck.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Call the poor Christian hobby lobby store.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
The hobby lobbies where, sorry to say, where the Karens gathers.
Oh god, and it's busy.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
Hey, that's where I get my stuff framed, so don't
close down that store.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Now, let's just realize that stores like Hobby Lobby, like Ross,
like McDonald's, like like my place where I work, they
all have like the industrial strength toilets that like they
you you flesh and they go. You know those kind right,
which you're perfect for you exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
They're necessary except in this situation.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well, this wasn't a one hole or bit bathroom. This
is like there are a couple of stalls, because sometimes
there's just one where there's one one toilet. This one
this wasn't like that. So I had to go, scuse me,
where are your restrooms. Oh the back there, da da,
So we'll go there, and of course there's a line.
I'm like, oh my god, I've actually got to go.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to
do this here? Do I want to do this here? Don't?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's not number one right exactly.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I'm like, why this happens to me right now? So
I finally get into my stall, I do what I
need to do. I I thought, dude, push on the
industrial strength handle because you know, you know, you're talking
to a friend next to you in the stall, and
when they flush, you can't hear what they're saying. It's
(38:41):
so loud because it's so strong. Well, let me just
say the nothing went anywhere. It was just right still
right there. So I'm panicking because I'm in the stall
and there are people next to me, I know, and
(39:02):
but I know they don't know what's going on yet.
There are people in line waiting to use one of
the stalls, and I'm like panicking because I don't want
to be that girl.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Buy this. There's a line at the Hobby Lobby bathroom.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yes, there was a line at the Hobby.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
All the Karens were all the fifty plus, you need
to use the bathroom at home.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
They were like, there's like two or three stalls, only.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
How many people were in line at the same time.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Don't ask me these questions.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
I thought you was so empty, a couple of weeds abandoned.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
But here's the thing. I'm not going to be that
person that opens the stall walks out to use.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
The Oh no, in this situation, you just cutting wrong.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Oh no, I do not know when there.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Are people, well, you should have cut and round.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Now when there's somebody that's going to go right in
there after me.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
Right, Look, there are times to be selfish.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
So I wait, others oh my god, and I wait, wait, wait, wait, And.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
So what's better than cutting and running is just hogging
the stall for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Because no nobody knows who I am or what I
am or what's happening in there.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
So if it's just for selfishness, you don't want to
get caught just running.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
No.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
So I'm thinking, what am I going to do?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
What am I going to do? And I don't have anything,
any kind of tool of any something, you know what
I'm trying to say?
Speaker 5 (40:13):
What tool?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
One germ? Yeah, pocket knife?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Before I have nothing spoon, so I wait until I
hear like the some of the last person go out
the door, and I run over to the album looking
for something because at this point I have to do something.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
And you try flushing twice the second time, oh.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, and third and four then fanthemic. So
there's like this arrangement of Sometimes they have like arrangements
of like vases of flowers, fake flowers, and they were
like the kind that were So I stole one of
the sticks.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Jesus dude, I went.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Back into the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I had to take care of the problem.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I'm not going to pull an Eric.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
And run out of mac not even hold on. Instead
of like actually getting crap all over the store property,
you should have absolutely just ran.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Well, it was a thin stick.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I was gonna throw it away. I'm not gonna put
it back in the base.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Oh that's the best.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Question that I had, no obviously, but at this point
you have created a bigger issue than just if you left.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Well, at this point, now I'm back in the stall,
and there's more people that have come in, so now
I'm stuck in there again.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
You're there working with the chopstick, plunger.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
So I'm like, oh my gosh, so I'm in there
so far about I want to say a half hour.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh my god, Hey.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
I wish you just would have run like the rest,
like a person.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
But Okay, this is gonna sound super like I'm kind
of a big deal on braggadocious, but like, I can't
just run every once in a while. I do get
recognized every one while, not every day.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
I want you to call about getting your press pass
revoked because your ego has just balloon since you got
that PRESSA.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
I'm just saying, do you know how I'm just saying, sometimes.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
It's been dropping the big deal thing a little more
off Dason.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Sometimes people have come up to me and say, oh
my god, like that person, thank you every once in
a while, and I think it's super nice and I
enjoy it and I think it's really cool because that
doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 6 (42:09):
Okay, if you get noticed at the hobby lobby bathroom, Matthew,
you've clogged it, I'll give you one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Think well, if I would have known that it would
have I would have run, but I did it, so
I took care of it. Handled, the evidence handled?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
How many how many waxed? Dig take it?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
How many does get done?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
A lot?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Wait, so let me let me get this clear.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
What you thought might happen, which was so likely that
you had to use a piece of fake bamboo to
clear the evidence, is that you decide to run. You
take two steps out of the stall and someone goes
Laura Kane. Yeah you, Oh my god, Laura Kane, and
they pure over your shoulder. They're like, oh my god,
well you got to run, so you have to leave
that in that tar.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
We'd have like a little fun conversation.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Laura, kn't.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
I used to like you. I can't believe, but you
about to just leave in that bathroom. That's a crime.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I would have run in the road.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
They're a disgusting person, Laura. I used to look up
to you.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
I had to take care of you business.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
You had to you should have run. Wow.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So then I'm stuck in there again because then there's
one here, person one person here, and like now I'm like,
oh I can't.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
So I have to wait another fifteen minutes until everybody's
cleared out, and then I dealt with it. Like I said,
the material and uh handled it. I handled it, Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
You came out where they like, our store will be
closing and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Also, if you were worried about someone recognizing you, isn't
it far more embarrassing that they see Laura King coming
out of the stall that's been closed for.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Like forty five minutes. Just tell me you're with maintenance.
I have in addition to my day job. I'm maintenance
at the hobby.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
I have a press pass.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yes, exactly, a janitorial work.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
You should have just left them in, like, hey, someone
clogged the middle.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Thank god it was, because it would have been times worse.
Speaker 6 (44:09):
Would no one would recognize you could get out of
there and disappear in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
They'd be like, Lois Lane just had a log jam
back there. Oh my god, that's true. Maybe you should
just go to the hobby lobby and costume the sky
dressed as like a rose or something with a big
hat on. Nobody would recognize you.
Speaker 6 (44:30):
I was unbelieved I was right about this story.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
This is about Laura's bad choices.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Man I had.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
That was that was actually worse than my TJ Max story.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Your TG backstory is right up there, but yours is
I didn't go back in and try and.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Crack the thing.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
There was water coming out of the toil.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
Oh yeah, that was he ran while it was totally honestly,
you know what, that was it done though.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I would done the same thing, all my stuff sitting
on a shell and called her the second I got
out of.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
Those is what you should have done. The second after
it happened. You run out of the store. You go
up to associate, You go, hey.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Some ladies like, no, laid a log in.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
There, because then they least can go take care of
it and the bathroom can be reopened in like ten
minutes versus the hour that you had to close down for.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Oh my god, they would know it was me.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
They're not going to say the mainess person is gonna go,
oh yeah, right, ladies.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
Okay, and then they're like they're like, okay, no where
wait Laura Kane? Yeah you did you just ruin our bathroom?
Speaker 7 (45:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Come on, just don't want to be that first.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
The only way they know it was if you walked
up to the associate and said, hey, I'm Laura Kane.
iHeart Radio. Here's my press pass and my picture. I'm
not I just laid one out in your bathroom.
Speaker 6 (45:46):
I'm not convinced you wouldn't do that either. They'd be like,
they'll know who I am, And they're like, how, like, well,
I show everyone my press pass, all three of them.
Here's my press pass. I can show you another one
if you need.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I do have four of them, Like, oh my god,
which one are you gonna show them?
Speaker 6 (46:01):
And this is why I'm going to call someone to
have them take away.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
It's like you should have used your police one, because
then they could have put the caution on Jesus, this
is the smallest amount of they could have put the
content table. Laura could have been the first one there
to report on it. They're not just allowed to go
in the caution table with those things. I hope you
know that.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
No, I I know.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
I can't dist the smallest amount of power I've ever
seen go to someone's head.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I just can't believe I've passed the background check or
whatever they needed to do.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
The background check you went through is just seeing if
you've committed a crime.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Before, right right, Well, only only crimes against porcelain. It's
a war crime in my book.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Okay, done? I said, I can't believe. I just so
anybody whoever was ever interested in me, Thank you for that.
But I understand.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I get it, Laura. When I tell you that you
are the ship, I.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Mean it to thank you for watching, Thank you for listening.
We'll be back on Thursday. Oh yes, you have to
do this.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
When I say you say it's an Eric says they We're.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Done though already. And thank you for coming.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Jason. It's always nice.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Guy's been seeing you at comic Con. And thank you
for informing us and all this stuff and just being
like a supporter and a friend to our show for
so long.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
And it's almost six years. Next month is six years?
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Is it six years?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Can you believe it's you're like creative? I don't ever
listen anymore.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
No, I do. Six years and we haven't seen you
live on on Instagram all the time.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Oh I know, we always call you out anyway.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Okay, wait, what six years and we just seem to
be aging.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Oh yes, thanks to LOOI which Mary.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Are you looking in the big frosty one, not.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
The filtered one?
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Yeah, the filtered one's just no one a selfie camera
with us?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:51):
All right? Love your podcast?
Speaker 5 (47:54):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I love you. I love you too, Jason, I love
you too. Thank you to I love you too. Elvis.
Elvis love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
I love you, my sweet babies. I'm sorry that i'm
your mom, but weird MoMA makes you cool. Bye.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Sorry hobby Lobby.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, sorry, Hoppy Lobby. Oh my god.
Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura. Hey Jason,
this is our friend, Jason Doring. Jason is a longtime friend,
longtime listener, not a longtime radio person. He does. Get
that to your mouth and put your headphones on. I'm
very bossy. As you will know. She is Eric Grimmer,
as you all know. If you can see him, if
(00:36):
you can scoot more closer to me, here you go,
Oh no, see and producer Brian Hi, producer, Brian. What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hello? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So we have Jason in just because he's fun and
I saw him when I was covering Comic Con.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So popular.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I got to go to the preview night.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Did you're to the pre because this is a comic Con,
like connoisseur over here, Jason.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I did not go to preview night, but I got
there early Thursday. Yeah, I ran into somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wait, how long is Comic Con? I don't even remember.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh, there's a preview night Wednesday night. It goes from
like six to like nine, and then it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay. Now, I because I had a press pass, I
know it was so incredibly exciting. I got to go
in on Wednesday. They wanted me to get the lay
of the land, just to see what's going on, so
I could talk about it on Thursday in the morning
before and not have to go in, okay, because I
had to do really early morning hits they call him anyway.
(01:39):
So I went into Wednesday night. I thought that there
was going to be just a decent amount of people.
I'm not super crowded. It's it's preview night. You have
to pay extra for that, right, Like, it's not.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Cheap, like sixty dollars more.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I think, oh, it's not that bad.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Well, I thought it was worse for Laura.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Laura paid just about that for one of those bbies
or whatever it was. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So I did go to your preview night on Wednesday
night and it was packed.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh my god. I could not move. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That would have been my worst nightmare.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You've been to comic con? Oh, So you know, it's
cool and fun and everything, and you can look up
and see all sorts of neat things, but like if
you look forward, all you see your heads, yeah, and shoulders,
and you're so tightly mushed together and I'm starting to
get a little bit of an anxiety complex. I think
you know why, Why.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Because you're getting older.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Probably I can't handle this many people in one place.
But anyway, I bought a couple of things. I bought
something for you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh okay, because.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Not only a comic con do they have comics. Which
that's how it started, right I sn obviously, like thirty
years ago, original.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Was in like a hotel and you should just sell comics.
It was not the pop culture stuff it's all. It
was all comic comic stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So it was like true well I don't want to
say geeks, but like true comic nerds. I could say
that who really enjoyed the artistry of it and they
met that like the artist, the.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
People who created it, and that was what it was
all about.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah. Well now it's all pop culture.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's a whole new ball game, including shopping.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh so I bought three things.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I bought. I have to show you this cool sweat
This is the coolest sweatshirt I've ever seen, and it
was sixty bucks. I don't want your thing to fallout,
are you?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you print money in your garage?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No? But I have a story to tell about that,
but I can't tell.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It today she tried to print money. Oh boy, oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, it's I don't even know what what company this is.
It's like some like oh, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Wait just wait. Okay. So it has this on the front, right,
that's underneat down on the show. On the side, it
has or on the sleeves, it has this. Then on
the back it has this. This is all embroidery. So beautiful.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Do you know what franchise that's from?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Beautiful? No? And then the Hood has a dangerous
game maybe this you'll get it from the Hood? Do
you do you see like this these little guys with
a slip?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I have no clue is that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's like a no. Is that that?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's a logo, but I can't read it. Game, No
beefy something like that. Lefty.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's a sign.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wow, oh you're thing, here's your thing. But okay, So
they are some sort of anime and I thought this
was just really cool. It's very thick.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Why because some of them are real weird.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Some of them are dirty, real weird. My son's an anime,
but I don't think he's into the nasty.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, real weird.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
My son onto the porny anime.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, I don't know if they feature though it is
a comic con can I don't know. I don't think
they don't do that might be this one didn't have
a company attached to it as far as like production
company or whatever. They there's a there are people have
it like like Jason said, it's pulp pop culture and stuff.
I don't know what this has to do with pop culture,
but I thought it was so cute. It's a dress
(05:27):
and it has a snake that wraps all the way
around it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Just some weird things I bought at Colocaust.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Sometimes people just sell things.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, so there's that. And then Eric, I saw this.
I didn't see the back of it, but I saw
the front of it. And it's for your key chain.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh perfect? Is it a that's true?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But oh my god, but it's I am your worse
than Imerit says it really is, and that he didn't
realize that the back was was from Camp Crystal, which
is Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yes, which I love, Jason orhes.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, well there you go.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You're welcome you. I brought one for me. That's the
keys to the Ship show, which is true.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What that's awesome?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What did you almost buy something like that?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I almost got you a hat that said that like,
welcome to the show show shit show supervisor.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I would have that would have been I would have
worn that.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Probably you would have.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yes, it was well after my story that that will
play even more so, Jason, let's talk about comic cons.
Do a wrap up a comic con. First, everybody high
on YouTube, high on Instagram, thank you for listening after
the back and watching really makes us happy. So Jason, okay,
First of all, Jason, how long have I known you?
(06:46):
When did you start coming into the Jeff and jer Show?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Probably gosh, nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Laura was probably forty then, so.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, he his mom would drive him in.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Him and his mom would come in and.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
The events to the studio off.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It was so cute. I loved it, and so he'd
watch the show. And so then years later we've just
stayed friends and he claims that I'm his original radio crush.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Now that means.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
To me that there's a new radio crush.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Nothing right now, No.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You were still in the first slot.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Number one, Jason, nobody else you guys know, I have
to I have to either know I'm number one or
I have to know who my competition is.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
No competitions.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's really good that Laura's number one in someone's slot
because it's not Eric's. Oh my god, you, Karen, and
Marla are all in the number one slot.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
See, those are his best friends.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
But I know where I lie. I'm not number one
with Eric.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
With Eric, you're not number one.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Marla is Marla's number one, and then I'm number two.
But Karen is closely nudging me in the in the
ribs for the number six second spot, which whatever, it's
not happening. I will throw her down.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You know, Marla's here in San Diego. Marla, you can
tell because Laura's on edge right now.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I feel it. I'm feeling the vibe.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Are you getting some crack sweat?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well? Maybe when I see pictures of him only.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Like, Okay, we go out a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Eric and I frequently we'll go out to lunch, we'll
go do this, We'll go to Marshall's, We'll go to
oh I come.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, she shows up on an ounce sometimes.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Eric hasn't learned how to say no yet. I know
that's why it's hard to say no to her.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Rarely does he take a picture of just the two
of us hanging out, because we take so many pictures here.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I guess, yeah, that's it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So I see on Instagram a picture of him and
his bestie Marla, and all it says is dinner with
my bestie.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh, what are you expecting? A true statement?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It is a true statement, and I know that, but
it doesn't mean.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It as at any laughs. I'm sorry, okay, and they're smiling.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So how about if I do that your fancy? How
about if I do this? So I say dinner with
the old ball and chain that case.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
No, because Marlow would be unhappy and I don't want
that either.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
She's very unhappy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That she would not like the word old.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Don't don't pander to her. Stay true to your guns.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
So all right.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I went to Comic Con on the day at open,
but I had to do some reports between five am
and nine am and before the doors even opened, so
I was there talking to some people in line. That's
when I ran into Jason and I dressed up.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yep, you were Lois Lane.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay, did you know who she was or did you
think she was the star of an adult video movie?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Just what did you think in the beginning, Well, I
heard someone saying hey you, hey you, and I turned
and I'm like, oh, hey, well all right. It took
me a minute to see because you had the brunette
hair for the wig because it's for lowest lane, and
then I recognized you.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
So but yeah, you looked.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Great, Jason.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I looked more like more Titia from the Adams Family Plan.
Let's get real. But I had a giant thing that's
in the daily Plan.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
So you had the only thing that identified.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I believe me. I know, but hey, I have one
brown wig. Give me a break. I'm not gonna go
by it worked.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
You're definitely the triple X version of that Superman.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, now there are there were so many costumes that
triple X. Oh yeah, because you guys thought I've tried
it on for them last week and they thought I
looked like like I was ready to like I was
a teacher or like a librarian or something ready to.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You know that guy that wanted you, you know that
guy that wanted you to jam your stilett I want
to do? Is his brain led?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You kind of looked like a dominatrix.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh my god, what I didn't. I didn't that day
I had the pants. I looked fine, right, Yeah, you
looked great. So how did it go the first day?
And did you go the second day? And did you
see George Lucas.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I did not see George Lucas. That was actually on Sunday.
I went Thursday and Friday. But probably the one of
the craziest things that happened, so as we all know,
on Thursday morning, rest in peace Hul Hogan. So, which
was one of the saddest things. Because I'm a big
wrestling fan. I went to the wrestling panel. It was
the WWE panel. The moderator comes out and he goes, hey,
(11:14):
I know you guys have probably all heard Hull Hogan
passed away. First thing that happens. I hear someone go
boom because of all the you know, the crap that
he's done in his recent life. Yeah, so one person
and then the moderator repeats it again and says, let's
honor him, and then there was another boo and I'm like,
really so and then most people clapped for Hogan, you know,
(11:37):
in honor early well respect. Yeah, and it was like
an hour before we all found out he passed away. No,
it was right before I saw you, actually, I found
out what.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Exactly did he do that made people soul back?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
In Like Twain green back in like twenty fifteen, his
daughter was dating a black guy and he called him
a nast racial Yes he.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Did, he did, yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
And he did apologize for it on like the Today
Show or something, but you know people still yeah, yeah,
you know how people they don't.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Want to go, well, you can't really escape well and
the whole Then when they didn't, Linda kind of start
dating like a twelve year old or something like her
pool boy or yeah, the pool boy.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah, yeah, that was the ex wife.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well anyway, rest in peace regardless. So that okay, So
that started off the wrestling.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Panel, But that was fun.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Didn't dim it down, like was it kind of like
the kind of sad because.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Of that, it kind of got quiet for it was
an awkward moment, yeah, put it that way. But then
the wrestlers came out and it was really fun, and
you know, and then me and my buddy we won.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Tickets to meet the wrestlers.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I have pictures if you guys want me to hold
that up. And that was really cool.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So which, Okay, what wrestler do you think we would recognize?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I'm speaking of wrestlers. Yes, Alexa Bliss, Alexa, you've met her?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh okay, I thought you had a cutie. Yeah, she's dormal.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Have you met the twins Bello Twins.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I've met one of them, Nikki Bella who used to
be engaged to John Cena.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yes, sure, show they were. They were clients of mine
really mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
And then they lived here in Sandy.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, they're lovely. Yeah, they're they're very sweet.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, Nikki Bella was really cool and John Seena is
like the nicest guy I've heard.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
He is just incredibly cool.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Anything was there on Saturday for that show Peacemaker too?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh wait, isn't that on right now?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I think so. I think it's starting like next week
prime on HBO.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
HBO okay, HBO.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Max. Think I'm glad they threw the HBO back in there.
I was not. I was not a fan of the
plane Max thing. You know, Yeah, you understand what I'm saying,
you know, I mean, do you have Max?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I know what you're throwing down.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, okay, so you you saw John Seina speak, So.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
That was he was up on the screen. He talked
about the panel was mostly about the figures and what
they're really saying. You made the biggest surprise. He was
a surprise. You may have heard of the name CM Punk.
He was a big surprise that came out and everyone
went nuts when he came out.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
So, okay, I know you're out of the loop.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I am.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So he did a movie.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Explain to me who this person is?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
See him? Punk has been around for like, I don't know,
maybe fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Maybe just an actor a.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Wrestler, but he has done some movies. He did he
did some weird horror movie. Remember the title of it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It was like in a house or something. It was, Yeah,
it was.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Some trippy movie. And he's a very controversial wrestler. He
likes to talk crap about people, but everyone still loves
him and the doors them. So he was probably the
biggest surprise at the WWE panel. So and then after that,
my friend and I we did some walking around the floor.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
We saw did you dress up? I did not dress up.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I think I just had a Oh I had my
my Donald duck shirt on.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
So okay, that's not dressing up, but whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You don't have to you don't have to.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Dress No, it's just you know, I think I told
you this on Thursday. It's a hassle wearing a costume.
I think I wore one a long time ago, and
the people and you could trip and fall and you
know you don't want to make that happen.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
But there were some good ones though.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I saw I saw something, you know, probably the best
costume myself. I think I saw this on Friday. Someone
dressed as the Coldplay couple. They had like a black
screen behind him. It was hysterical.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Wait, this is like Halloween. It's turning into Halloween. It's
not even like it has anything to do with like
action figures. You think it's cold Play.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, And it was so that is hysterical.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
It was a guy like duck down.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
He kind of was like to the side, and then
she was to the side. It was really funny.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh that was a bus event bus In case you
guys didn't know about this, I mean it's been everywhere.
And he got fired he did yeah wait, he was
the CEO of what or.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
The space program something?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
And she was an HR and she was okay. And
then so Coldplay.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
They're at the Coldplay concert and Coldplay they're singing one
of their songs. They do a kiss camp where they
just flashed to the somebody that's looking love up in
the stands and then boom, they flash on them and
he immediately their lovey Debbie her backs to the camera
and then like she looks over and he like drops.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
To the side, and like Chris Martin goes, oh, somebody
must be having an affair.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, and it was true.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
True she should have gotten fired, but.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I think they did. They both get fired.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
She should well whatever if he's the married.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
One, well he think they were both married.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, bye, okay. So and then you went on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I went on Friday, and then I went down there
on Saturday just people watch. But Friday, I know you're
gonna be excited about this. I went to the Dexter panel,
the Dexter resurrection. They showed some clips up up on
the screen and upcoming upcoming clips, which was actually on
yesterday's on Friday's episode which I watched yesterday.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh gosh, oh gosh, I have too saved up.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Catch up Laura, They're excellent. Is this is old Dexter's back?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I love because his name is back. Now, are you
guys Dexter fans?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I was a fan, and then the finale of the
original of the original kind of was a and then
when it came back again, I was like, whatever, but
I'm really looking forward to seeing this new season.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
It seems good.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
It's back and some old characters from the first one
are back, and then they're not his friends and anymore,
if you know what I'm saying there. Yeah, well I
won't say anymore, but it's great. So it was Michael
Sea Hall like a really nice person.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
It seems like a really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And you know, he's just talkative. He seems like you'd
be kind of kind of she's.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Kind of quiet, but he's just a laid back, chilled guy.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And he has an accent right a little.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Bit, a little bit, but you know, and then you know,
this reminded me of last year. There was a I
don't know if you knew about the prequel. It was
called Dexter Original Sin.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, and with the kid when he was a teenager.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
And then the most cool thing at comic con. Of course,
Michael C. Sea Hall came out as the surprise, so
I got to see him like twice or so. It's
it's just a great show that.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Always a young one came out, the young one.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
And Dexter and Michael S.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Hall came out because he did the he did like
the Dexter's in inner voice, the the young Dexter's inner voice.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Oh, there was a trifect of Dexter's.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
They've been having Dexter there since the whole comic con.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Pass said Dexter.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It was like everything was yeah, and then even the
lanyard said Dexter too, like the thing that went around
your neck.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So really, yeah, okay, you'll appreciate.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
What do you know what Jason does for a living?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yes, what he works in an assisted living and I
think that's wonderful. And he's he's in charge of the activity.
That's he's like, so what did we do today?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
We did exercise class led by me? And then what
kind of exercise?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Just like we sit in the chair like.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
We're all your arms and like run and forth, kick
your feet around thing.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
We do everything, you know, we move the arms, we
do balance class, we stand behind the chair.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
We you know, we just will you work with Laura
and I privately when we're those places. Okay, great it
for you. Eric's such a great guy.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Three against one? Okay, do you have anything that you
need to share about what's happened to you since we've
last met, which has been.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Like a week. God, it's been so long.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
What's been going on?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You've been such a busy gal.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I know I've been like hella busy. Yeah, you really have,
so tell me what's up.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Well, I'll do the Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Report, okay, and then we'll end with my Oh I
really shouldn't tell this on the Yeah I have on
the radios to me old habits diehogic. I really shouldn't
tell this on the show.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, I have something really embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
To Okay, Well, then well let's.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Go for it. Tell yours first, No, you tell yours first,
because mine is worse. I don't know, Brian, you be
the judge, you know what to do.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
All right, guys, we'll be back here next week.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I think the Hollywood Report.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Okay, Wait, should we do Hollywood and then Eric and
then me?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Or Hollywood and then?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I think should go first?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Eric should go first?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I guarantee Laura's is worse. Eric, Why is yours worse?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Because Eric, you're prone to embarrassing things. Laura is prone
to really bad decisions.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, this is this, This has all the things involved,
bad things, bad decisions.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Eric just has something bad happen to him.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Laura makes it a colossal mistake, and it's all right,
So wait, are we.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Gonna do the Do we do the Hollywood?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, all right, let's roll the music to whatever you want.
I know, don't play the crickets or.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
The booze or anybody snoring.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Alredybody snoring or there we go. That's cool. Here comes
a Daily Dirt our version of celebrity news.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, so we just covered one halk Codgain. Is that?
Do we know what? He died of?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Cardiac arrests?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Oh? Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I think it's just everything he's done in his life.
You caught up with him.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
And another one that died probably from everything that he's
done in his life was mister Ozzy Osbourne is at
seventy six.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay, now I had to do a story about it,
not that, not his death, but his last performance or
this was he got together with all these artists. I
forgot where it was. You can't understand the thing that
Ozzie as says when he's talking.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, well, when he was performing, he was clear.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
As could be. He sounded amazing. I guess he sat
the whole time in a bat throne.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I actually have an Azzie story, no way.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, so me and my buddy this was gosh, fifteen
twenty years ago, he did a signing at Burns and Noble,
the right one right here in Mira Mesa, and he's
just signing books. He had his head down the whole time,
not taking pictures with anybody and not looking up in anybody.
And I'm like, wow, that wasn't very much fun. And
then I turned back and I went things Ozzie, and
then you just went.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Shoh blah blah blah blah, and that was it. So
but that was my Aussie story. So I did get
to sort of men him.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
So he did, that was his head, that was yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
But when he said everything, I could understand every word.
His voice was strong.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
And then yeah, he just sounds like he has a
mouthful of marbles.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, but that's still sad. But yeah, you're right about
him doing.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, he done a lot of drugs. Yeah, yeah, good
for him.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Well hey he hey, it clearly.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Didn't really, I mean, yeah, he die that young. Yeah.
So this next story is the things that I live for.
Oh god, And I'm so sad that I was not
in Poland at the Jennifer Lopez concert on her fifty
sixth birthday when she was performing a number and her
skirt fell off and everybody got a full bumb shot. Well, okay,
(22:46):
she had underwear on, but she said she doesn't wear underwear.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, but not unless it was like floppy, Like what
if it came out and it was like.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Laura Laura, Oh my god, that would have been the
best thing ever. I would have had I known ahead
of time that would have happened. I would have flown
there just to see that concert.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Boo was a great moment for a lot of people, right.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh, it would have been a great moment for me.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
You have the video of it, Yeah, there is a video, yes,
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, so that was great.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Would you pay to see her in concert?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I would, yeah, because I think she's a really good performer,
not probably the best singer, kind of like Madonna. Madonna's
a great performer. Is she the best singer? Oh? By
the way, on Friday of last week they released so
remember when she did Ray of Light. Yes, it was
a huge, huge success. Yeah, Elvis is snory, he's out.
(23:45):
They were going to release a companion piece called Veronica
Electronica and it was a more hard edged remix album
of some of the I think seven of the thirteen
songs that were on the album, and then one that
was just kind of a B side called Gone, Gone Gone.
(24:06):
They just released it. And I'm a huge Madonna fan
and daddy no like, oh no, I why and this
is no slam at Madonna, but it They decided not
to release it because of the runaway success of Ray
of Light. So you know how twenty years later or whatever,
(24:29):
they're releasing this thing, Gone, Gone Gone. I was in
my car and I was listening to it. Oh my god,
no way. It was so pitchy. Have you listened to it?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I haven't heard it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, I'm like, what the hell like it was? I
didn't even finish listening to it. Wow, that is not
I didn't like it. Sorry Madonna.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Breaking news now, Okay, I'm getting back to Jennifer Lopez.
Would you pay let's say, Eric, I have two tickets.
They're each one hundred and fifty bucks. Would you buy one? Eric,
I have two tickets to go see once for me,
once for you. They're two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
That's pushing it.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Eric, I have two tickets to see j Lo. They
cost me six hentred bucks, so it's three hundred for you.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Okay, that's all the one.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
I can't even name I single one of her songs
waiting for Tonight, don't even know it sounds like I
like concerts too, but but.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
She I think she puts on a really good show.
I've never actually seen her, I've seen everybody else. Oh
have you heard about all that justin Timberlake controversy. No,
So he just did a concert I don't know where,
and all these videos of surface where he literally forgets
the lines. They think it's like alcohol. He literally likes
is slurring his speech and just kind of meandering around
(25:46):
the stage not doing anything. Oh it's bad.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I saw a little bit of the video. Yeah, he
doesn't kind of even know what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, yeah, oh no, not too justice.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Maybe he was drinking or something froma or something. That's
I'm thinking he put on.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
He had sunglasses on the whole time, a hoodie.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well then let's recall it's harken back he got well, no,
Justin timber like I'll pulled over for why and had
like poppers and I he's god, let our Justin's be okay.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
By the way, what straight guy has poppers in his pocket?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Know.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I heard that too on many social media platforms. Poppers
are also a recreational drug too, but.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
They are mostly it's it's a scene too. It's mostly
the scene.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
No, I know, but you can also it kind of
it kind of relaxes you, from what I understand.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Oh, it's a relax it's a muscle relaxer.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Kind of like if you see my shirt. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
they do what you think they do. But also used
if you take the you're out of anus, it helps.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
That next stop anus.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
No, next stop your aus. I wore this outfit in
homage to you.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Thank you. Oh it's got my face on it. Oh,
don't jump up and down because monies.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
No, this could be dramatic.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
For sorry so unaware. It is especially considering.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
How we could be okay there, now we have to
put a censored on that for the people will slow
that down and see you.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's what I call consequence. For the first time ever,
I'm going to utter these words. I love having a
woman's face on my crotch. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Anyway, okay, so thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I have two last things.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Last night I watched actually a really good movie on
Netflix called Until Dawn.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Oh no, Eric, No, don't say that's a good movie.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh, come on, you'd like it. It was gross and
it was entertaining.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Is it? Is it vampire stuff?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
No, it's an adaptation of a really famous and popular
video game that had a really good story, and it
was butchered when it was adapted to a movie.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
See. I've never seen the video. I've never played the
video game, but the movie was entertaining. Is it the
best thing I've ever seen? Hell no, but it was entertaining.
The movie was widely hated.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
The game.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I thought the movie. Great game, terrible movie. Okay,
all right, Brian, Yes, I am so mad at you.
I think I'm gonna have to beat you up in
the part.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh my god, Oh here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
See. I tried it again. I couldn't. I couldn't go there.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
What I know what you're gonna say, and I know
why you're mad at it.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
When is this show going to end?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I think I'm on episode five hundred and fifty two.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
There's like thirty seven episodes.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh my god, I'm you know, I had to take
a break. I'm like, how many more situations can these
people Hi be put in?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Like, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
It's all Blove Island you've heard of.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Oh my god, just power through. No it is once
the show ends, just.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Forget about it because you don't you don't want to
go through this emotional roller coaster. You don't don't go,
don't watch the next season. I mean it's not out yet,
but just don't try. I don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, I literally go down a rabbit hole and I'm
never touching that show again.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Look, with all due respect, not really ill, Okay, I
watch my shows, my, my, ninety day, my, you know
all that, just to kind of put my brain out
of my head on pause and so I'm not thinking
about anything but just fluff. Okay, I could. I felt
(29:44):
so dumb watching that show. I'm like, I'm not this dumb.
I Am not this dumb of a person to watch
this this like.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
It's I'm sorry, but ninety day fiance is not reality
like slop.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I know, I feel like it's a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
It's absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No, I don't know. I can't know because I.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Can't because at least ninety days almost or at least
Love Island is at least somewhat of a social experiment
where there's like an element of like how your dynamics
work out ninety days, just laughing at people to have
made terrible romantic choices, some of.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Them are not always telling. And it is also an experience.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
It's not an experiment.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It is technically you're experimenting on whether it's gonna work.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
That's just a bad choice when we see God, no,
it's just a bunch of thirst traps. And how many
of those relationships have worked out like long long term Not.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Very many, yeah, not very many. But then something and
they spin off onto like the single life, where now
there's singles and now they're trying to find a guy,
and then this and that.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I just have one thing to say to Brian, all right,
let's here. It's actually three words.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh God, he's gonna not like this either, chin.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Implant girl, God, yes, isn't it. That's what I was
telling you about. It's awful, it's scary. Oh, she looks like.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
A Does she look like Jay Leno or something?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, it literally looks like she has a guitar pick. Yeah,
it stuck into the bottom of her chint like it
is the weirdest. She pops up and I'm all, what
the she looks like a batman villain or something. Yeah,
she does. She's had so much work done. She did
not last long to No, she didn't, thank god, because
(31:20):
I couldn't have stared.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
There was one guy that tried what do they call it, anyways,
just talking to her and about like, after two conversations,
he was like, I think we're better off his friends.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, she was an idiot. Oh, she seemed nice.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's just oh yeah, she seems so young with so
much worse I know, and.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
She had so much and the boobs, Oh my god,
every single girl on that show just about the I
mean they have there though. No, it's like a Barbie
doll factory.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yeah, it's just a little it's a little obvious.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I do not like Hoda.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
I do like I kind of like how to Okay, No,
that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Do you guys watch the Valley?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Okay, Now that's juicy, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's really juicy. Jax is a horrible yes, and Jackson
is letting go of his bar called Jackson's in Sherman Oaks.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Because he's in Studio City to Brittany taking over.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Well, he's focusing on his mental health. He's such a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What does he have now? He has addiction and alcoholism.
Does he have mental yes, bipolar, bipolar. He's well, but
there's a lot of dual diagnosis.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, that show is something out. Do you watch it?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
No? But oh my god, Maggie keeps telling me I've
got wat.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Waiting for I don't know about. It's so good and wait,
I want to hear Okay, I don't want to tell you. Yes,
you have to tell the story.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Well, I'm hearing it one way or another. So whether
the cameras willing or not.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Do you want to go first, you go first?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
No, I want to hear your story now, Eric, you
should go first.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
The first is bad. It's gotta go last.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Go rough paper scissors coming on?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, okay, and we hit one okay.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Wait no, no either, Produced executive decision.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
I want.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I want Lord to go last. It's way better structure.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
But promise because if you go and it's amazing, and
then Eric goes and it's well, if his.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Is more amazing than mine, do you your hormon apology.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
That's fairy.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
It's it's just me being a clumsy idiot. We both
know that Laura is gonna be so much worse. Oh yeah,
yours is gonna be way worse, but mine is just
horribly embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
I enjoy Eric stories. I do too, especially when they
lead no way.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Him and they just kind of.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Well, yeah, and this is going to be horribly horribly embarrassing.
Nothing fell out, okay, so that's the silver lining to
this whole mess. But you have the floor. I had
to work late and I was too tired to cook,
so I went to shout out to Silver Lake Ramen
in Fashion Valley so good. And I'll never be able
(34:02):
to pronounce it correctly because I always call it the
Karagi chicken bowl, and I know it's not.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Karag okay, but it's the one with chicken, yes.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And it's delicious. The egg I won't do the egg.
I pick up my food. I'm walking across the crosswalk
from them to go to the parking structure. I trip
and fall. Oh my gosh, I had high tops on
that I did not tie.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I proceeded to fall out of my shoes and then
did that weird like slow motion crab crawl where I
people were honking and laughing. And then I reached the
other side. I still had, thank god, my bag. Thank god.
I didn't have a drink like a it was just
(34:50):
the bag of food. I still had it around my wrist.
I get to the side of the curb and I'm
all yes, and completely fall on my face. The bag
lands under me and I smash all my.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Oh no, smash noos.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Did you eat it in?
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Good good good good good good yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Okay Laura's stories.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I don't know if it's better. I really don't know
if it's better.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Well, his was pretty mild. His was a little comedic slapstake.
It wasn't that bad. It's in line with Eric.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Mine is going to. Let me just put it this way,
if there is anybody out there that has the slightest
bit of attraction to me or guilty, oh well then
or or maybe we'll be wanting to like maybe be
(35:41):
with me someday.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Oh yeah, everything, No, prospects are already lost. Yeah no,
maybe you should find another old age home to sleep in, Laura.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I know it's probably for fifty five and up right,
so I can literally live and live there as well.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh my god, you can move there now, my god.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
I think we'll have some empty rooms.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
So backstory, Jason, that this I don't think you should know,
but we everybody who listens regularly knows that I don't
go regularly.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Okay, oh no.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yes, I and when I do, it's not like you're.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'll save you the trouble. It's like a lumber jack ship.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
It actually is not.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I've got to be honest with you, like I won't.
I'll go every couple of days. I don't go every day. Okay,
that's just the way my body is. I don't feel
bloated whatever, And what does eventually happen, it's not this
giant there's a way you.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Could explain to you know those big you know, those
big like wheat log bread stacks that they have. It
it's not worse than what you were doing. I'm trying
to cheesecake factory. Say it's like that. There times ten
I want holds it.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm trying to say that when I do, because it
leads into the story I'm trying to tell.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Okay, go ahead, Jason and I were on our side story.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
Go ahead, you do quality over quantity.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I was at hobby Lobby.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh god, this is gonna be a train wreck.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Call the poor Christian hobby lobby store.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
The hobby lobbies where, sorry to say, where the Karens gathers.
Oh god, and it's busy.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
Hey, that's where I get my stuff framed, so don't
close down that store.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Now, let's just realize that stores like Hobby Lobby, like Ross,
like McDonald's, like like my place where I work, they
all have like the industrial strength toilets that like they
you you flesh and they go. You know those kind right,
which you're perfect for you exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
They're necessary except in this situation.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well, this wasn't a one hole or bit bathroom. This
is like there are a couple of stalls, because sometimes
there's just one where there's one one toilet. This one
this wasn't like that. So I had to go, scuse me,
where are your restrooms. Oh the back there, da da,
So we'll go there, and of course there's a line.
I'm like, oh my god, I've actually got to go.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to
do this here? Do I want to do this here? Don't?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's not number one right exactly.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I'm like, why this happens to me right now? So
I finally get into my stall, I do what I
need to do. I I thought, dude, push on the
industrial strength handle because you know, you know, you're talking
to a friend next to you in the stall, and
when they flush, you can't hear what they're saying. It's
(38:41):
so loud because it's so strong. Well, let me just
say the nothing went anywhere. It was just right still
right there. So I'm panicking because I'm in the stall
and there are people next to me, I know, and
(39:02):
but I know they don't know what's going on yet.
There are people in line waiting to use one of
the stalls, and I'm like panicking because I don't want
to be that girl.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Buy this. There's a line at the Hobby Lobby bathroom.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yes, there was a line at the Hobby.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
All the Karens were all the fifty plus, you need
to use the bathroom at home.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
They were like, there's like two or three stalls, only.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
How many people were in line at the same time.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Don't ask me these questions.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
I thought you was so empty, a couple of weeds abandoned.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
But here's the thing. I'm not going to be that
person that opens the stall walks out to use.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
The Oh no, in this situation, you just cutting wrong.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Oh no, I do not know when there.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Are people, well, you should have cut and round.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Now when there's somebody that's going to go right in
there after me.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
Right, Look, there are times to be selfish.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
So I wait, others oh my god, and I wait, wait, wait, wait, And.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
So what's better than cutting and running is just hogging
the stall for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Because no nobody knows who I am or what I
am or what's happening in there.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
So if it's just for selfishness, you don't want to
get caught just running.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
No.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
So I'm thinking, what am I going to do?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
What am I going to do? And I don't have anything,
any kind of tool of any something, you know what
I'm trying to say?
Speaker 5 (40:13):
What tool?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
One germ? Yeah, pocket knife?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Before I have nothing spoon, so I wait until I
hear like the some of the last person go out
the door, and I run over to the album looking
for something because at this point I have to do something.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
And you try flushing twice the second time, oh.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, and third and four then fanthemic. So
there's like this arrangement of Sometimes they have like arrangements
of like vases of flowers, fake flowers, and they were
like the kind that were So I stole one of
the sticks.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Jesus dude, I went.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Back into the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I had to take care of the problem.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I'm not going to pull an Eric.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
And run out of mac not even hold on. Instead
of like actually getting crap all over the store property,
you should have absolutely just ran.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Well, it was a thin stick.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I was gonna throw it away. I'm not gonna put
it back in the base.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Oh that's the best.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Question that I had, no obviously, but at this point
you have created a bigger issue than just if you left.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Well, at this point, now I'm back in the stall,
and there's more people that have come in, so now
I'm stuck in there again.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
You're there working with the chopstick, plunger.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
So I'm like, oh my gosh, so I'm in there
so far about I want to say a half hour.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh my god, Hey.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
I wish you just would have run like the rest,
like a person.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
But Okay, this is gonna sound super like I'm kind
of a big deal on braggadocious, but like, I can't
just run every once in a while. I do get
recognized every one while, not every day.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
I want you to call about getting your press pass
revoked because your ego has just balloon since you got
that PRESSA.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
I'm just saying, do you know how I'm just saying, sometimes.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
It's been dropping the big deal thing a little more
off Dason.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Sometimes people have come up to me and say, oh
my god, like that person, thank you every once in
a while, and I think it's super nice and I
enjoy it and I think it's really cool because that
doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 6 (42:09):
Okay, if you get noticed at the hobby lobby bathroom, Matthew,
you've clogged it, I'll give you one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Think well, if I would have known that it would
have I would have run, but I did it, so
I took care of it. Handled, the evidence handled?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
How many how many waxed? Dig take it?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
How many does get done?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
A lot?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Wait, so let me let me get this clear.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
What you thought might happen, which was so likely that
you had to use a piece of fake bamboo to
clear the evidence, is that you decide to run. You
take two steps out of the stall and someone goes
Laura Kane. Yeah you, Oh my god, Laura Kane, and
they pure over your shoulder. They're like, oh my god,
well you got to run, so you have to leave
that in that tar.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
We'd have like a little fun conversation.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Laura, kn't.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
I used to like you. I can't believe, but you
about to just leave in that bathroom. That's a crime.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I would have run in the road.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
They're a disgusting person, Laura. I used to look up
to you.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
I had to take care of you business.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
You had to you should have run. Wow.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So then I'm stuck in there again because then there's
one here, person one person here, and like now I'm like,
oh I can't.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
So I have to wait another fifteen minutes until everybody's
cleared out, and then I dealt with it. Like I said,
the material and uh handled it. I handled it, Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
You came out where they like, our store will be
closing and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Also, if you were worried about someone recognizing you, isn't
it far more embarrassing that they see Laura King coming
out of the stall that's been closed for.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Like forty five minutes. Just tell me you're with maintenance.
I have in addition to my day job. I'm maintenance
at the hobby.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
I have a press pass.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yes, exactly, a janitorial work.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
You should have just left them in, like, hey, someone
clogged the middle.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Thank god it was, because it would have been times worse.
Speaker 6 (44:09):
Would no one would recognize you could get out of
there and disappear in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
They'd be like, Lois Lane just had a log jam
back there. Oh my god, that's true. Maybe you should
just go to the hobby lobby and costume the sky
dressed as like a rose or something with a big
hat on. Nobody would recognize you.
Speaker 6 (44:30):
I was unbelieved I was right about this story.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
This is about Laura's bad choices.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Man I had.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
That was that was actually worse than my TJ Max story.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Your TG backstory is right up there, but yours is
I didn't go back in and try and.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Crack the thing.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
There was water coming out of the toil.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
Oh yeah, that was he ran while it was totally honestly,
you know what, that was it done though.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I would done the same thing, all my stuff sitting
on a shell and called her the second I got
out of.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
Those is what you should have done. The second after
it happened. You run out of the store. You go
up to associate, You go, hey.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Some ladies like, no, laid a log in.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
There, because then they least can go take care of
it and the bathroom can be reopened in like ten
minutes versus the hour that you had to close down for.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Oh my god, they would know it was me.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
They're not going to say the mainess person is gonna go,
oh yeah, right, ladies.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
Okay, and then they're like they're like, okay, no where
wait Laura Kane? Yeah you did you just ruin our bathroom?
Speaker 7 (45:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Come on, just don't want to be that first.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
The only way they know it was if you walked
up to the associate and said, hey, I'm Laura Kane.
iHeart Radio. Here's my press pass and my picture. I'm
not I just laid one out in your bathroom.
Speaker 6 (45:46):
I'm not convinced you wouldn't do that either. They'd be like,
they'll know who I am, And they're like, how, like, well,
I show everyone my press pass, all three of them.
Here's my press pass. I can show you another one
if you need.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I do have four of them, Like, oh my god,
which one are you gonna show them?
Speaker 6 (46:01):
And this is why I'm going to call someone to
have them take away.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
It's like you should have used your police one, because
then they could have put the caution on Jesus, this
is the smallest amount of they could have put the
content table. Laura could have been the first one there
to report on it. They're not just allowed to go
in the caution table with those things. I hope you
know that.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
No, I I know.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
I can't dist the smallest amount of power I've ever
seen go to someone's head.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I just can't believe I've passed the background check or
whatever they needed to do.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
The background check you went through is just seeing if
you've committed a crime.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Before, right right, Well, only only crimes against porcelain. It's
a war crime in my book.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Okay, done? I said, I can't believe. I just so
anybody whoever was ever interested in me, Thank you for that.
But I understand.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I get it, Laura. When I tell you that you
are the ship, I.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Mean it to thank you for watching, Thank you for listening.
We'll be back on Thursday. Oh yes, you have to
do this.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
When I say you say it's an Eric says they We're.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Done though already. And thank you for coming.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Jason. It's always nice.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Guy's been seeing you at comic Con. And thank you
for informing us and all this stuff and just being
like a supporter and a friend to our show for
so long.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
And it's almost six years. Next month is six years?
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Is it six years?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Can you believe it's you're like creative? I don't ever
listen anymore.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
No, I do. Six years and we haven't seen you
live on on Instagram all the time.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Oh I know, we always call you out anyway.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Okay, wait, what six years and we just seem to
be aging.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Oh yes, thanks to LOOI which Mary.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Are you looking in the big frosty one, not.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
The filtered one?
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Yeah, the filtered one's just no one a selfie camera
with us?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:51):
All right? Love your podcast?
Speaker 5 (47:54):
Love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I love you. I love you too, Jason, I love
you too. Thank you to I love you too. Elvis.
Elvis love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
I love you, my sweet babies. I'm sorry that i'm
your mom, but weird MoMA makes you cool. Bye.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Sorry hobby Lobby.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, sorry, Hoppy Lobby. Oh my god.
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