May 30, 2024 • 44 mins
We recap our big celebration at Viejas Resort and Casino where Erik gambles for the first time in his life! The video is priceless.
Celebrity gossip we call the Double D news includes new stuff coming out about Diddy.
And, we play a round of The Question game where we each pick a card and have to answer it honestly. Like, Laura picked a card "What was your first impression of me?" What did Producer Bryan have to say about that one!
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Celebrity gossip we call the Double D news includes new stuff coming out about Diddy.
And, we play a round of The Question game where we each pick a card and have to answer it honestly. Like, Laura picked a card "What was your first impression of me?" What did Producer Bryan have to say about that one!
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Hello, and welcome to Laura Kaneafter Dark. I'm Laura Kane as I
sit here all by myself. There'sa seat right here that's empty, but
soon we'll be filled with a buttof Eric Rimmer, who just got off
work, so he's running a littlebit late, so we're gonna talk until
he gets here. We have producerBrian. Now, Brian, we're going
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to talk about the party, doa little recap, and I'll be interested
to know because at the party andat that concert it was at Viehouse Resort
and Casino, it was a GeorgeMichael reborn concert, George Michael tribute band,
and all the entire audience there werepeople like my age, in Eric's
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age, and then there was Brian, like you were like the only young
person there. Well, why whywould you go see George Michael because you're
twenty three years old? I wouldn't, I know. But did you enjoy
the show? That's good and RobertBarko is a good performer, and yeah
it was, and you know,like I like some of WAM stuff.
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That's about it, although he's sayinga lot of stuff that wasn't even George
Michael though Belton John that he sangwas really good. Kendall in the Wind.
I wish he had done a differentElton John song, but that's fine.
Well, I'm glad that you enjoyedthe party. It was really fun
and I have some thank yous.First of all, thank you to Viejas
Resort and Casino. They couldn't havebeen a better host. We had our
little own VIP section. It wasthey had it all corned off. We
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had like a little little things toput around they go wristbands, and everybody
had a great time, and wehad raffle prizes, and I just want
to thank everybody who gave for theRaffle prizes, including via Haas Resort and
Casino, which gave us a roomto give away, and they gave us
a two hundred dollars food voucher andthe guy that won the voucher, he
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was like, I'm going to thesteakhouse right now, like he was going
to use it immediately, So thatwas really cool of them. Thank you
guys so much. Thank you JayWurtzler from Capitol Growth in for one hundred
dollars. The guy who won that, I'm sure used it immediately because it
was cash money. Baby. Thankyou to La Joya cosmetic surgery center.
They donated a skincare kit and thewoman who won that was very excited.
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And San Diego Crystals and Jewelry.They gave us a huge bag full of
crystals and jewelry and it was reallyfun and the woman that won that was
excited. So thank you to allof you guys. You really made it
such a really fun party. Itwas my birthday too, was mainly and
I mean this mainly Brian's two yearanniversary because we had a party for you
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for number one. Well, onceI got there and I saw the age,
I decided it was mostly your birthdayparty well, but originally started as
a party for you for a year, two years, but then it just
happened to land on my actual birthday, so we had to do both.
So thank you for showing it withme. I got my Harrison four poster.
I am good. You're good togo. You are good to go
now. Okay, So Eric didsomething for the very first time at Viejas
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and we caught it on film onfilm on my camera. Yeah on you're
super eight. What the heck?Why am I using here? It is
for you guys to see him gamblefor the very first time. Eric's first
time at a casino and playing slots. Your money, You're hard earned money
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in the machine right there, seeright there? Let meet on a baby.
How does that make you feel?Horrible? Okay, and then pushed
a play that the eight take gokeep going. Oh my god, this
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is so fun, looks it?The cat days go again. I mean,
I don't know what that means coolanything? Sixty said? Wow,
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they go like a four thirty.You know, is this all adding up
for its total? You're total?No, that's actually that's a cash out.
No, you want going go,keep going, keep going, going,
going, waste of time. Youcan stay here for hours. Oh
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my god, no thing. Okay, you're talent ton you have to cash
out. Chilian forty you l youlost twenty bucks. This is stupid greatly
to do that. But you neverknow. He could have won a big,
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big, big prize, but hedidn't. He lost your stingy lost
twenty bucks to a casino. Andguess who just logged on on Instagram live?
Who's that? Eric Rimmer? Ohyeah, why don't you come on
in here and sit right here andthat way you don't have to log in
and watch us live Crazy Boy.All right to be driving, You better
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he is home sitting in traffic andhe's responding to all the people that are
watching us on Instagram live. Thankyou so much. Thank you Eric for
responding and commenting without him So it'skind of cool for him to see what
it looks like from the other side. Okay, so today I just have
a quick question. Today I wasin a shopping center that had a honey
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baked ham store. Now, honeybaked haam is great, it's delicious,
it's sometimes No, it's better thanturkey one percent. It's great for Thanksgiving
if you want to do a turkeyand honey baked tam, or Easter or
Christmas. Now, aside from thosethree holidays, how does honey big dam
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stay in business? Who's buying honeybag dam? Well? How do mattress
stores stand business? When the lasttime you bought a mattress like six years
ago, exactly, When are youcan buy your next mattress? Probably not
for another ten years exactly. Soevery like ten to fifteen years, people
spend at most like a thousand bucksunless you buy a really high end one.
And there's somehow mattress stores all acrosstown. Those things have to be
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laundering money. They are of launderingmoney. Well, they're like four thousand
dollars, five thousand dollars. No, I got a luxury mattress for fifteen
hundred luxury, Probably not as luxuriousas the four thousand dollars one to the
five thousand dollars one. Oh,probably not. There's not that many five
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thousand dollars mattresses. Oh my god, you'd be surprised. I just went
on mattress shopping with my mom.They exist and they had like this little
like they had her laid down.They had a whole test her, so
they test out your sleeping like position. And so he immediately brought us over
to the four thousand and five thousanddollars range mattresses and he goes, this
would be really great for her.And I pulled him aside him, like,
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my mom is on a fixed income. Please show us the mattresses that
we can afford. And he goesokay, and he took us to the
front of the store where there waslike the show you know, the showroom,
and he goes, well, thisone, if you want to just
take it off the floor is itwas like nine hundred dollars. That's not
bad. No, not bad.I got that. I did get like
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a custom memory foam one. Igot it online and I just ship it
to you. And it's awesome.Is it that purple thing? No,
it wasn't purple. I forget HELIokay, and they're good. You take
a test and they are like aquiz and they give you the recommendation.
But like so comfy too, reallysuper comfortable. So yeah, mattress stores,
how do they stand business? ButHoney Baked cam when like would you
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go? Do they serve sandwiches there? Like? Is it a I don't
know of any Honey Baked Ham storesanymore. There's there's one in Claremont,
oh well, and it's right nearthere's like a uh Wells Fargo right there,
and there's a target in there.But there was a woman that was
walking around the parking lot. Shehad that Honey Baked Ham thing on and
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it it just made me think bigdinners. Yeah, but like those like
weird boutique like food places. Likeis it Hickory Farms? I think I
feel like Hickory Farms disappeared. HickoryFarms. Yeah, it used to be
a big Christmas thing. I feellike they're gone, Oh my gosh.
Oh I wish we could. Iwish I could google that, but now
I can't. Yeah, I'll googleit. See if Hickory Farms. I
remember, like the Scholastic book Fairof like adulting. Oh my god,
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this glaston book Fair, all thesethings. Oh my gosh. I remember
my dad used to get a lotof those Hickory Farms things, and I
remember, Oh, they're super good. Really, I don't remember the price.
I just remember that, like this, the pepperoni that was in there,
the salami, you know, thesalami, and then the hard cheese,
and then the nuts. They hada whole It was like a charcuterie
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board. Yeah. I always kindof viewed it as healthy seas candy or
healthy non dessert seas candy, rightright, right, right, Well,
they still exist, they do onlineor like stores. I only see them
online. Oh my god. Idon't know who buys hickory farms though.
I don't know who buys a greatif you're my age, it's not in
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my age. No, it's noon my age. It's probably my mom's
age, probably when nobody like remembersthem anymore. There's so many other things
that are out there because it usedto be like a purely like a Kiosk
thing at the mall right, right, only for like December. Okay,
I have another question for you,as Eric probably will roll in here in
any second. Have you ever hadsomeone steal a friend? Meaning you have
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a friend and you introduced this friendto one of your other friends and then
they become super close and they godo things without you. So basically okay,
see no, I think okay,So I give him crap all the
time because he steals friends. Likemy friend Cleia. They went out to
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lunch and now they're like best buddies. I'm like, you do not,
You're not stealing Claia from me.No, But I think I stole a
friend from Eric big time. Hebrought somebody to the concert, a friend
of his, and he was sonice. We were up until midnight just
like talking and like hanging out.I'm like, we could be soulmates.
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This is so cool. Like Ijust don't think so. No, but
we like had the same view oneverything, and as we're pushing the button
at the slot machine, we're likehaving deep conversations and stuff, and now
we're gonna go do lunch. I'mlike, did I just steal Eric's friend?
Well, I carefully. I wentto the storyteller. I had a
friend who introduced us a group ofmy friends and his friend, and then
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stuff happened, and he became aterrible person and we totally ditched him hard,
and but we kept a friend thathe brought to our friend group.
So and you know, I shouldsay friend group, it was my roommate
group. Yeah. In fact,once that least was up, we replaced
him. But oh my god,by the way, I'm not a bad
person. It was totally deserved youright, right. I mean sometimes you
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have to break up with a friend. Yeah, I've had to do that
before. Yeah, and it wasvery awkward and not easy. I've never
had to sit down and break upwith someone. He just having like it
was kind of like you just havingevent where it just kind of happens after
that. You know what, I'vebeen unfriended by a group of girls.
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Okay, So I'm not going tosay no, I don't okay, I
don't know what to do about it. So there's this group of girls.
I'm going to make it very vague, Okay. We all there's four of
us, and we used to godo fun things like we went to what's
that secret those secret bars? Whatare they called? Yeah, speakeasy,
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we went to that. We hada lake day by the in alpine It
was really beautiful. Yeah, there'slike a there's like a lake there.
I don't know. I don't rememberanyway, I don't know, but it
was really fun. So we wouldwe did like maybe six things together,
and then we did something at oneof their houses and we had like a
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fire and bonfire and everything and shutup, get over here and sit your
butt down. I'm in the middleof a story. Hi. So where
was I? Oh? Okay,okay, okay, stop it. Hello,
thanks for show, thanks for coming. Welcome. Yeah, great,
(15:11):
great to have you. Thank you. So then I noticed, like about
six months ago, they posted apicture of just three of them out and
about doing something. And then ithappened again, the three of them out
and about doing something. And I'mlike, what did I do to not
be included in this friend group anymore? Like it was just so weird.
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And I texted each one of them, Hey, is everything okay? And
you know what? Not one ofthem texted me back. I'm like,
so, yes, it's like happeningright now. Oh, like it did
something? I really want to know, Like what I did I do something?
Did I offend someone? Did someonesay something about me? Why was
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I ousted from the group? Maybethey don't approve of this podcast. Maybe
they don't approve of the way youact. I don't I act perfectly.
I mean stealing friends and everything.Oh I know, I always give you
crap for that, but I juststole your friend. No, I well,
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no, it's too late. No. I texted him and said,
no, it's it's too late.You are not to see Laura ever again.
You did not text him? Yeah, shut up, you didn't.
You didn't. It's too late.We're already going to do lunch. We're
already soulmates. Oh too bad.No, a little bit, a little
bit, a little bit. Lauraneeds someone to pay for her Wow.
No, oh wow, you justfell so many notches. Oh my god.
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You know what, I don't evencare anymore. Okay, So I
assume you don't have any dirt becauseyou were so busy at work today.
I was swamp. But I dohave some dirt. Okay, bring it
on. Play the music, let'shear it. Let's hear what you have
to say. And I want toknow something because I think you probably indulged
in the new Jlo movie. Thatwas one of the things I gotta talk.
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Oh okay, good, Oh,Atlas, I would not ever dumpster
Fire. I wouldn't never pick thatto watch ever. It was a train
wreck. Really, it's that bad. Oh it was. It's one of
those movies. And I think you'dagree with me, Brian that you watch
it and you're all, this hadto have been made before she ever got
famous, No, and they justreleased it because she needed the publicity.
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Okay, here's the funny thing,is it. The rumor is that it's
unofficially based on a very popular videogame from a couple of years ago called
It's called titan Fall, which isand the whole premise is about the military
that's you know, you got theseguys that are paired with these big robots
that kind of are sentient, andso people were like, this would be
a great movie that never happened.So they make this kind of spinoff movie.
And the name Atlas is even kindof taken I believe from that game.
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And so the you know, theironic part is that they made the
robot ugly and the movie was terriblealso, it was awful most of it.
It's on Netflix. It's called Atlas, the number one movie. It
would have been better if it didn'thave jlo In it. Most of it
was just a close up of herface sitting in this thing. She is
gorgeous, She's a queen, butsomething like she her star is falling a
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little bit. And I think benAffleck is to blame. I think his
bitchy face. People think she's kindof a bitch, they think she's well,
I think everyone thinks that. Doyou think Beyonce's a bitch? I
don't know. I mean, doyou get that vibe from her? No?
Do you get that vibe from Rihanna? Uh? No? Do you
get that vibe from from Laura KaylaSwift? I don't think so, but
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I could see it. I couldsee her being a little but for sure.
Yeah, Jaylo gives that vibe.Yeah, she totally does. Yeah,
Rihanna gives a ditsy vibe. Iget, I'll get DITZI Yeah,
she gives a ditsy vibe. No, the billionaire hardly did see. Okay,
the most of those people who arebillionaires are not of It's not of
their own like Rihanna. Yes,it is. It's financial advisors and business
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developers and her clothing line and hermakeup line. And she did not develop
herself. She hired people to developthat. Well, it was her ideas,
her nugget, and then she hiredpeople to make it for her.
Well that's what you do, right, She's still self made. Yes,
she is. Her artistry I'm sureis Oh my god, and now we're
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fighting over Rihanna. You're upsetting LauraCake. I know Ben Taylor Swift has
a full business team that well.I believe that, yes, but I
think the original ideas come from theirheads. Like no, they say I'm
a makeup clothing line. They goget me people who can help me with
that, and they go on it, and then they get them the people
and they launch it. No,they look at the I'm sure they look
at the clothes. They okay everything. Oh sure she has saying that.
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I'm just saying it's not like she'sso so those clothes are probably even I
don't think she even designed them.Well, still take back the Dizzie comment.
No, I think you and Ishould go into a mattress store and
be like, hey, we wantto test these out, what for what
reason? Like and like like simulatesomething. Yeah, you'll have to get
on like all fours. Okay,how many people do you think do that
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a day? Like, oh,I'm sure there's like a lot of people
that like know were around. We'rethe only ones that would She's raising enough
to go to Mattress City and MattressCity. Oh jeez, Okay, what
else is that? It? Huh? Is that? It? No?
What? What else? Have youseen? All those stuff coming out?
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More stuff about P Diddy? Ithe late The last thing that I heard
and saw was that video of thehotel? Yeah? What else? Yeah?
But now other people are coming outlike, well, I think they've
been talking about it for a longtime. I was listening to a podcast
yesterday and they were talking about howWendy Williams had been talking about this years
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ago, really and nobody listened toher. Nobody listened. And then is
it ice Cube or who's the otherone that's the I don't know. He
just crossed like a hundred million inconcert ticket sales? Was it ice Cube?
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I don't know, I don't know, but cool one of them?
And they had been talking about itfor years, like he had been going
Okay, after why is why wasnot why was he not taken to jail
after that attack on that woman?Cast? No? But well, I
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just don't it boggles my mind thatthat man is like walking around or wherever
he is. Where is he bythe way. Yeah, Well, the
sad thing is is that nobody believedher that was real. That really is
terrible, you know, and itjust says a lot about you know,
what's his name is? In troubleright now? Oh, get your brain,
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put your brain back in. JerrySeinfeld, Jerry Jerry for what?
Because he was saying that we shouldbring back a male dominance and like as
a joke, everybody is really upsetabout the like the man is the lead
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of the family and Jerry sidefelt bringback back dominant masculinity. He's probably part
of a joke, taking out ofcontext. Well, I don't understand what
it was during an interview, sopeople are not Yeah, but you can't.
I mean when a comedian says somethingoffensive, I don't know why that
your first inclination is to ticket seriouslyright, Also, what does male dominance
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mean too? Is that just meanmasculine males or like actually like patriarchy stuff
for first? Then woman, O, No, it's not that it's necessary,
but it's not good. I mean, we all have roles, our
genders have roles for sure, butwhoa, Actually that's transphobic. Now wait
what yeah, that's I think that'stransphobic. Now uh oh, I apologize.
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I didn't mean. I'm sorry.I'm sorry. I'm sorry everybody.
Oh my god, Okay, doyou have anything else? Yes? Okay?
What I'm going to Vegas this weekend? Oh for oh to see one
of his songstresses. I'm going tosee Christina Aguilera. Oh gosh, wait,
that's when of your songstresses. Heloves any woman that sings any pretty
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much, pretty much. I amgoing to see Didavantes too. You are
we're in Vegas? Is where doesshe performed at the Jubilee Theater? Fun?
It shocks me how many concerts hegoes to, considering he's the opposite
of a concert person. Oh Iknow, if you, god forbid you
have a hat on in front ofhim, God forbid you stand up and
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dance. They are like rowdy andno one sits down. Everyone's standing and
they're wild. I don't think they'regonna go wild at a Christina aguilar I
don't think i'd love to see himat like a weekend concert or like,
oh god, never in a millionyears, or he would write so many
letters to management. Would oh mygod, oh take Eric to Coachella.
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That would be god. I wouldn'tgo the funniest video ever. I'd lose
my mind because you'd have to usethe bathrooms, which are horrible. I'd
be in dirt and dust. Youwouldn't be able to have anything to drink
because you'd have to wait in thisgigantic line. I know, well the
people, No, it's never gonnahappen. I don't understand why Coachella is
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so popular. They don't either.Oh my gosh, it's a dusty ship
show like it really is. It'sjust a place where they can take drugs
and walk around with barely anything onno amenities. They're like, yeah,
I mean it's an empty field,a really big one. Is it?
Stage Coach? Like getting bigger thanCoachella? Now? No, I know
Burning I don't know. Maybe BurningMan's falling off or I thought I was
getting bigger for a while. ButI don't get any of the big concerts
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like that where they're like, oh, by the way, there's no bathroom,
there's no signal, no water,Like is Burning Man something I need
to do on my lifetime? Isnever? Anybody? Why not. Do
you think is bad? Yeah,I think it's twice. The Burning Man
is a well, it's a wholedifferent vibe. It's like you're you're artsy.
That means more drugs. Oh,everybody is high there. I'm sure
they have a sober tent or whatever. I don't think that exists there.
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And they actually like burn like likea figure of a man you should just
stay away from. I wouldn't recommendthe festivals. Yea. Also there's so
many drugs. Everyone's hammered in hightrue, yeah, that's probably Agenics are
very popular. Oh god, no, thank you, no, thank you.
Then they're done that in college.I don't need to do that again,
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of course not. I am havea story for you. Okay,
bring it on. So a girlfriendof mine was in Vegas just recently and
was at the Titanic exhibit. Okay, because they have it's actually pretty cool.
I think I'm going to go whilei'm there because it's going to be
one hundred and five degrees there.No, yeah, so i think I'm
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going to go because it's inside.Okay. So she was there and it's
sectioned off certain parts where you can'ttouch the stuff, you know, because
of the oils from your hands andstuff like that. So it's roped off
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and this girl decides to jump therope and go in and lean against it
so her friend can take a picture. And what happened, Oh, it
is something that I would do.She grabbed her by the back of her
jean jacket. Who my friend,oh oh whoa and said, listen,
Karen, why do you think theseare here? And the girl tried to
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get away and she goes, I'mnot done with you, Karen. It
was the best story. I waslike, I'm going to put a shrine
to you in my house. Thatis so intense, though putting hands on
someone because it was I would neverdo that, totally done. That probably
punched somebody in the face. Okay, Okay, So I have a new
(27:30):
question game card series, and they'rekind of they're they're just like basic questions.
But I think we should end witha couple of questions. Are we
done? I just got here?I wonder why? I know? Right?
Okay, So we'll pull from thedeck and Eric, you're going to
go first because you need more speakingtime because you missed like the first fifteen
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minutes. You're ready, here's yourquestion? What household chore? Do you
hate most cleaning the toilet? Really? Oh my god. I went to
the dirtiest bathroom I've ever seen inClaremont today. Where was it? Ross?
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Was that the Ham Store? No, it wasn't at the Ham Store.
It wasn't at Ross. I've beenRoss plenty of times. Bathroom was
there? No? They were.They were clean as can be compared to
this bathroom. Where were you?I was a target in Claremont and it
was literally a shit show. Ohno, I mean in every single stall
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and just reams of toilet paper,like everywhere. There were logs and every
toilet, every single one. Iwould it's like people, the button is
on the top, just like Imean, I feel so sorry for the
people I have to clean that up. That's so gross. Who has to
clean that up? I mean,that is a terrible yesterday that I wanted
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to send you so bad, butI resisted. I didn't say was it
a throw up thing? Oh?It was amazing? Okay, thank you,
thank you for showing some restraints.He threw up and then slipped it.
Oh god, thank you for thankyou for not sending that to me.
I appreciate. I mean, thenight's still young. Don't don't.
Okay, Brian, I'm pulling yourcard. Okay, sounds good. What's
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a basic fact about life you didn'tlearn until you were an adult? Oh,
that's deep. I know some ofthese are good. Uh, basic
fact about life. I feel likemy answer could be really pessimistic. Well
that's kind of who you are,that's true. Basic. Okay, don't
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buy store brand mac and cheese onlyby brand name. It took you this
long to figure that out. Yeahokay, yeah, you never do that.
Everybody knows that it's Craft period orVelveta period. Yeah okay. I
mean I can give you a muchdarker and more pessimistic factor, or you
can stick with the Mac and cheeseone. I like that. Let's keep
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it light. Let's keep it light, okay, Laura Kane, Yes,
what do you think is your bestphysical feature? O? My god,
China, definitely not. No one'sseen it. Show It's just showroom.
I don't even know if it's stillthere, showroom, Dusty. It used
to be my teeth, but thenmy teeth started move and they got chipped
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a little bit, and so nowit's not my teeth. So I used
to I used to think it wasmy smile. It's not my nose,
even though my nose is my dad'snose. But I have kind of a
prominent nose. I have a prominentnose. I guess my legs. Just
say what everyone's thinking, including yourself. Home my boobs, Oh, my
(30:56):
boobs that I bought. Yeah,I do love them so much, your
Barbie plastic ones. But I dothink that my legs are nice and they're
long. Yes, And but Idon't have a torso. I'm like a
head on two legs basically and shoulders. I have no torso. No none,
So okay, Eric, Yes,who are your current celebrity crushes?
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Well, it's always the same one, Jason Statham, Yes, still yes,
no new ones? No, okay, Brian, If you could keep
one exotic animal as a pet,what would it be? And why?
Ooh, raccoon that's exotic? Exotic? Well, I mean it's like not
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normally a pet, so not notin these parts. Okay, fine?
Some type of small monkey then,oh, a monkey, you'd like a
pigmy one you can put in yourpocket. Oh, I love those cute
little monkeys. But oh, don'tget a chimpanzee. They'll bite your face
off. Oh, it's a docileone. I mean, if it's guaranteed
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it will never attack me, thenyep, I don't know. Maybe a
lion or something or yeah, chimpac should be funny. They're funny.
No, they're not actually get ina ring a tang. No, those
are the ones that like attack you. But those you look at their eyes
and you're like, that's a humanin there. There's like a real person.
That's just someone in a suit.It's really trippy, is it okay?
What makes you feel safe? Floracane? What makes me feel safe?
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Besides me? And this is gonna. I don't know if this is all
that along those lines, but Ifeel safe and I feel good about myself
when I have a full tank ofgas, when I have food in the
fridge and I'm laying on my boatwith a roof over my head. Is
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there somebody who's coming? Who isthat? Come in? Don't just say
come in? Hello? Yes?Oh are you here for Marie? Okay,
that's okay, come on in.My roommate. My roommate has a
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date tonight. Anyway, Hi,we're doing a podcast. What's up you
guys? Go along and have funnow, Okay, okay, let's talk
about my living circumstances. Elvis getin their house? Oh my god,
(33:36):
Okay, do you know the circusI live in? Do you do you
realize the daily circus that goes onin this home? Whose fault is that?
Look, I don't have two roommatesbecause it's fun, but it is
fun, but it's out of necessity, I think. Okay, I think
even if you didn't have two rights, you would let two random people live
here. I love how she's justlike, come in, I know,
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I don't know. You. Didyour stomach drop for a second. No,
I'm too trusting. She's like,what else? What else makes you
feel safe? She's like my illegalEchler and Coke MT five K. Yes,
I did. For one hot secondI thought I was key on.
Here's my problem is Eric acts likeanything that could be a surprise is a
surprise, even if it's not.He has no idea what's going right?
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Right? Right? Right? It'slike he's like, oh who he thinks
at the door, and you're like, oh, who's He's like, I
don't know, and he's being serious. He doesn't know. Oh my god,
Okay, that was funny, allright? Whose turn. Is it?
Oh? Oh, I feel safewhen I'm in my bed and I
look up at my roof and Ithink, oh my gosh, I'm so
grateful that I have shelter and thatI have food and gas in my car.
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I don't know. It just makesme feel safe and like I have
some a little bit of money inthe bank. Then I can breathe and
feel safe. Is that? Isthat a good way? It's my answer.
So my illegal firearm makes me feelsafe. Not kidding, No,
I'm totally kidding. Okay, Idon't have a firearm. What are two
or three things that make you superfrustrated? Just three? Yes, two
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or three? As the worst personfor this, I know he could go
on and on and on and on. People that air out all their dirty
laundry way too loudly on their cellphones or on the podcast m jeromees.
Oh yeah, Oh, drums canstuck a back of dick Southwest waiting for
those people are the worst, aren'tthey? They are? I don't think
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we I don't think that's the ladderslowly drums a back of dick. They're
gonna they could. It's that's notmy opinion. It's not libel. It
has to be false or to belib and it's not false. Everything is
totally true. Do I need totell that story again? Every company you
(35:51):
ever left a bad review at andyelp, assuming you, Laura, I
just got the Oh my god.Okay, there's another company that is slowly
inching up. Okay, so it'sso it's Jerome's, and then it's the
car company and then who can yousay? Uh? Is it a big
company? Is it one we allknow? Just say it and tell us
(36:15):
why? Actually no, they redeemthemselves. So okay, well who was
it? I've never been to?Is it? Don't have that many around
here though? No, there's oneemission about any think okay, uh,
oh yeah, you're not rude people, entitled, people entitlement, oh yeah,
(36:38):
and traffic that you were just in. Brian, what's on your anti
bucket list? Things you never wantto do? Oh god, I don't
know anti like for me, Iwould not on my anti bucket list.
I would never want to jump outof an airplane. I don't care.
(37:00):
I'm no desire, no thank youfor bungee jumping, but no freakin way,
you know, I will say I'vedone skydiving bungee jumping looks harder because
the ground is much closer. Ohmy god, whips you back up like
that? Crazy? But I wouldsee anti bucket list. I would never
run for a political office of anykind. It sounds like Oh, it
(37:22):
sounds like a nightmare. Yeah,it sounds awful. I would not want
to participate in that anti bucket list. Yeah, give it some more thought.
I don't know. I'm open totrying a lot of things. You
are you kind of are? Ohthis is great, Laura. Oh I
love this question. Oh god,it's probably stupid. What was our you
(37:46):
and I worst makeout session and ourbest? Okay, I made a minute.
That's person. Yeah, I meanwe've never made out that she's willing
to public, never have a badone. We just do kissy on the
lips real quick. Okay, it'sokay. I give you a tongue that
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time. Oh no, you didnot stop it. Uh. Paint me
a picture using words of your idealdate. Oh god. Oh, all
we have to do is this topaint a picture, not show more like
a give me, give me apat and a paste. Paint a picture
with words. I know that gotme bears. It's her bed and it's
(38:35):
I don't know, some crappy realityTV show. So don't this on my
ninety day fiance. I didn't nameanything. I said a crappy one.
Okay, my ideal date, geezI. You know what's so crazy is
I I'm single, right, yeah, and I haven't had a boyfriend ideal
date. Dude, Eric, youcan't show that. I don't know what
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that is. That's is that whatit looks like? Holy show hotel art.
It's abstract? Yeah, like inserthere, get it like an arrow,
it's a thumb and it's a look. I even did like the inn.
And okay, I think I wouldlike my ideal date would be a
(39:25):
guy that would I love surprises,so somebody that would plan something to the
tea as a surprise and I don'tknow anything at all, and I get
surprised along the way, like maybewe go to the beach for a picnic
and then we go on a boatfor a little while, or maybe we
go to uh, I don't know, to see a show or to a
(39:49):
movie, but a surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. I love it.
That's my ideal date. Cool,that's amazing. You can tell I
haven't been in a dating world ina really Oh my gosh, and then
my roommate, I swear to god, she's going on dates. Okay,
get this, Eric, Oh mygod, show that stuff. Don't show
that gets banned. You will getus, you will get us banned.
(40:14):
Oh, don't show that. Ohmy gosh. I got banned on Facebook
the other day. Shocking again.This is like his fourth time promoting the
show. What what did you?What was this? It said it contained
sexual something rather than all I saidwas hey, tune in with like a
picture of us. Yeah, well, I can't imagine why this show had
(40:36):
sexual in it. What did wepost that was in sexual nature? There
wasn't. Somebody has it out forme. I know they do. They
totally do, they totally do.Okay, Eric, do now he's drawing
a mouth? I saw show thecamera. Oh he did show that?
Oh the new drawing? All right, who's whose turn? Is it?
(40:58):
Last one? Okay? Here wego, Brian. Oh no, this
is a good one. This isa good one to end on, man,
And I want you to be onehonest and I want you to not
be mean on purpose. You tobe completely hold before answers. Do you
have any popcorn. Okay, Brian, what was your first impression of me?
(41:27):
Be one thousand percent? I cantake it, take it love your
podcast. No, no, no, before I knew how awful you were,
that was kidding. I know.No, My first impression was fine
because I didn't like you know,I'd never met you other than the fact
I heard you on the radio growingup, So I mean it was like,
oh cool, that's what came.Yeah, okay, that's it.
And then when you finally met mein the flesh and like, was I
(41:49):
nice? Was I? That's it? Yeah? I still think you're cool.
Thank you. Oh my god,that's the nicest thing you've ever said
to me. I can tell youabout it. He also thought that you
were loose and you wore too muchmakeup, but then after working with you,
he realized you don't wear too muchmakeup and I'm definitely not. What
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was your first impression of me?Mister? Well, look at us.
I mean we're i know, practicallymarried, so I know it was love
at for seven, It really was. It was love it for I met
him outside of my house when mykids are playing on the lawn in Kensington
and they're up walks. Eric I'mlike you're you are Eric Rummer, and
he's like you are Laura Kane andboom boom boom look at us now.
(42:36):
Yeah, anyway, celebrating old agein the same bed. I know.
Okay, we have to end onsomething funny. Okay, well hold on.
Tell me about a time when youfelt very proud about something you've accomplished.
(42:57):
Well, this morning, when didyou you this morning? Oh?
I hascot, Oh god, tobe related, that's all you think about,
he said, on those videos too, constant videos of poop. Okay,
coming up on our next podcast,By the way, we have hood
wars going on. Oh okay.So Brian lives in Alpine. Eric lives
(43:22):
in Mission Valley. I live inMission Hills South Hillcrest and the difference between
the hoods is dramatic. And wegot all these things from the next door
app Oh my god, it's sofunny. So that's coming up, and
we have random news and fun games. And thank you for tuning in so
much. Thank you for showing up. You're welcome, really appreciate it.
(43:45):
It was a hard day work today. I know, I know, I
know, I know. You needsomething to drink, not drink drink,
but like your doctor pepper or something. Okay, anyway, I'm going to
go right to sleep. Not here. You're not not read the podcast,
you're not well, that's debatable.Anyway, I'm not I'm going to ignore
(44:06):
that. Love your podcast. Ohthanks for watching you guys, Love love,
love you, my sweet babies.Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Hello, and welcome to Laura Kaneafter Dark. I'm Laura Kane as I
sit here all by myself. There'sa seat right here that's empty, but
soon we'll be filled with a buttof Eric Rimmer, who just got off
work, so he's running a littlebit late, so we're gonna talk until
he gets here. We have producerBrian. Now, Brian, we're going
(00:34):
to talk about the party, doa little recap, and I'll be interested
to know because at the party andat that concert it was at Viehouse Resort
and Casino, it was a GeorgeMichael reborn concert, George Michael tribute band,
and all the entire audience there werepeople like my age, in Eric's
(00:59):
age, and then there was Brian, like you were like the only young
person there. Well, why whywould you go see George Michael because you're
twenty three years old? I wouldn't, I know. But did you enjoy
the show? That's good and RobertBarko is a good performer, and yeah
it was, and you know,like I like some of WAM stuff.
(01:19):
That's about it, although he's sayinga lot of stuff that wasn't even George
Michael though Belton John that he sangwas really good. Kendall in the Wind.
I wish he had done a differentElton John song, but that's fine.
Well, I'm glad that you enjoyedthe party. It was really fun
and I have some thank yous.First of all, thank you to Viejas
Resort and Casino. They couldn't havebeen a better host. We had our
little own VIP section. It wasthey had it all corned off. We
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had like a little little things toput around they go wristbands, and everybody
had a great time, and wehad raffle prizes, and I just want
to thank everybody who gave for theRaffle prizes, including via Haas Resort and
Casino, which gave us a roomto give away, and they gave us
a two hundred dollars food voucher andthe guy that won the voucher, he
(02:04):
was like, I'm going to thesteakhouse right now, like he was going
to use it immediately, So thatwas really cool of them. Thank you
guys so much. Thank you JayWurtzler from Capitol Growth in for one hundred
dollars. The guy who won that, I'm sure used it immediately because it
was cash money. Baby. Thankyou to La Joya cosmetic surgery center.
They donated a skincare kit and thewoman who won that was very excited.
(02:28):
And San Diego Crystals and Jewelry.They gave us a huge bag full of
crystals and jewelry and it was reallyfun and the woman that won that was
excited. So thank you to allof you guys. You really made it
such a really fun party. Itwas my birthday too, was mainly and
I mean this mainly Brian's two yearanniversary because we had a party for you
(02:51):
for number one. Well, onceI got there and I saw the age,
I decided it was mostly your birthdayparty well, but originally started as
a party for you for a year, two years, but then it just
happened to land on my actual birthday, so we had to do both.
So thank you for showing it withme. I got my Harrison four poster.
I am good. You're good togo. You are good to go
now. Okay, So Eric didsomething for the very first time at Viejas
(03:19):
and we caught it on film onfilm on my camera. Yeah on you're
super eight. What the heck?Why am I using here? It is
for you guys to see him gamblefor the very first time. Eric's first
time at a casino and playing slots. Your money, You're hard earned money
(03:40):
in the machine right there, seeright there? Let meet on a baby.
How does that make you feel?Horrible? Okay, and then pushed
a play that the eight take gokeep going. Oh my god, this
(04:02):
is so fun, looks it?The cat days go again. I mean,
I don't know what that means coolanything? Sixty said? Wow,
(04:24):
they go like a four thirty.You know, is this all adding up
for its total? You're total?No, that's actually that's a cash out.
No, you want going go,keep going, keep going, going,
going, waste of time. Youcan stay here for hours. Oh
(04:45):
my god, no thing. Okay, you're talent ton you have to cash
out. Chilian forty you l youlost twenty bucks. This is stupid greatly
to do that. But you neverknow. He could have won a big,
(05:06):
big, big prize, but hedidn't. He lost your stingy lost
twenty bucks to a casino. Andguess who just logged on on Instagram live?
Who's that? Eric Rimmer? Ohyeah, why don't you come on
in here and sit right here andthat way you don't have to log in
and watch us live Crazy Boy.All right to be driving, You better
(05:30):
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he is home sitting in traffic andhe's responding to all the people that are
watching us on Instagram live. Thankyou so much. Thank you Eric for
responding and commenting without him So it'skind of cool for him to see what
it looks like from the other side. Okay, so today I just have
a quick question. Today I wasin a shopping center that had a honey
(07:58):
baked ham store. Now, honeybaked haam is great, it's delicious,
it's sometimes No, it's better thanturkey one percent. It's great for Thanksgiving
if you want to do a turkeyand honey baked tam, or Easter or
Christmas. Now, aside from thosethree holidays, how does honey big dam
(08:26):
stay in business? Who's buying honeybag dam? Well? How do mattress
stores stand business? When the lasttime you bought a mattress like six years
ago, exactly, When are youcan buy your next mattress? Probably not
for another ten years exactly. Soevery like ten to fifteen years, people
spend at most like a thousand bucksunless you buy a really high end one.
And there's somehow mattress stores all acrosstown. Those things have to be
(08:48):
laundering money. They are of launderingmoney. Well, they're like four thousand
dollars, five thousand dollars. No, I got a luxury mattress for fifteen
hundred luxury, Probably not as luxuriousas the four thousand dollars one to the
five thousand dollars one. Oh,probably not. There's not that many five
(09:09):
thousand dollars mattresses. Oh my god, you'd be surprised. I just went
on mattress shopping with my mom.They exist and they had like this little
like they had her laid down.They had a whole test her, so
they test out your sleeping like position. And so he immediately brought us over
to the four thousand and five thousanddollars range mattresses and he goes, this
would be really great for her.And I pulled him aside him, like,
(09:31):
my mom is on a fixed income. Please show us the mattresses that
we can afford. And he goesokay, and he took us to the
front of the store where there waslike the show you know, the showroom,
and he goes, well, thisone, if you want to just
take it off the floor is itwas like nine hundred dollars. That's not
bad. No, not bad.I got that. I did get like
(09:52):
a custom memory foam one. Igot it online and I just ship it
to you. And it's awesome.Is it that purple thing? No,
it wasn't purple. I forget HELIokay, and they're good. You take
a test and they are like aquiz and they give you the recommendation.
But like so comfy too, reallysuper comfortable. So yeah, mattress stores,
how do they stand business? ButHoney Baked cam when like would you
(10:16):
go? Do they serve sandwiches there? Like? Is it a I don't
know of any Honey Baked Ham storesanymore. There's there's one in Claremont,
oh well, and it's right nearthere's like a uh Wells Fargo right there,
and there's a target in there.But there was a woman that was
walking around the parking lot. Shehad that Honey Baked Ham thing on and
(10:37):
it it just made me think bigdinners. Yeah, but like those like
weird boutique like food places. Likeis it Hickory Farms? I think I
feel like Hickory Farms disappeared. HickoryFarms. Yeah, it used to be
a big Christmas thing. I feellike they're gone, Oh my gosh.
Oh I wish we could. Iwish I could google that, but now
I can't. Yeah, I'll googleit. See if Hickory Farms. I
remember, like the Scholastic book Fairof like adulting. Oh my god,
(11:01):
this glaston book Fair, all thesethings. Oh my gosh. I remember
my dad used to get a lotof those Hickory Farms things, and I
remember, Oh, they're super good. Really, I don't remember the price.
I just remember that, like this, the pepperoni that was in there,
the salami, you know, thesalami, and then the hard cheese,
and then the nuts. They hada whole It was like a charcuterie
(11:24):
board. Yeah. I always kindof viewed it as healthy seas candy or
healthy non dessert seas candy, rightright, right, right, Well,
they still exist, they do onlineor like stores. I only see them
online. Oh my god. Idon't know who buys hickory farms though.
I don't know who buys a greatif you're my age, it's not in
(11:46):
my age. No, it's noon my age. It's probably my mom's
age, probably when nobody like remembersthem anymore. There's so many other things
that are out there because it usedto be like a purely like a Kiosk
thing at the mall right, right, only for like December. Okay,
I have another question for you,as Eric probably will roll in here in
any second. Have you ever hadsomeone steal a friend? Meaning you have
(12:13):
a friend and you introduced this friendto one of your other friends and then
they become super close and they godo things without you. So basically okay,
see no, I think okay,So I give him crap all the
time because he steals friends. Likemy friend Cleia. They went out to
(12:35):
lunch and now they're like best buddies. I'm like, you do not,
You're not stealing Claia from me.No, But I think I stole a
friend from Eric big time. Hebrought somebody to the concert, a friend
of his, and he was sonice. We were up until midnight just
like talking and like hanging out.I'm like, we could be soulmates.
(12:58):
This is so cool. Like Ijust don't think so. No, but
we like had the same view oneverything, and as we're pushing the button
at the slot machine, we're likehaving deep conversations and stuff, and now
we're gonna go do lunch. I'mlike, did I just steal Eric's friend?
Well, I carefully. I wentto the storyteller. I had a
friend who introduced us a group ofmy friends and his friend, and then
(13:20):
stuff happened, and he became aterrible person and we totally ditched him hard,
and but we kept a friend thathe brought to our friend group.
So and you know, I shouldsay friend group, it was my roommate
group. Yeah. In fact,once that least was up, we replaced
him. But oh my god,by the way, I'm not a bad
person. It was totally deserved youright, right. I mean sometimes you
(13:43):
have to break up with a friend. Yeah, I've had to do that
before. Yeah, and it wasvery awkward and not easy. I've never
had to sit down and break upwith someone. He just having like it
was kind of like you just havingevent where it just kind of happens after
that. You know what, I'vebeen unfriended by a group of girls.
(14:05):
Okay, So I'm not going tosay no, I don't okay, I
don't know what to do about it. So there's this group of girls.
I'm going to make it very vague, Okay. We all there's four of
us, and we used to godo fun things like we went to what's
that secret those secret bars? Whatare they called? Yeah, speakeasy,
(14:26):
we went to that. We hada lake day by the in alpine It
was really beautiful. Yeah, there'slike a there's like a lake there.
I don't know. I don't rememberanyway, I don't know, but it
was really fun. So we wouldwe did like maybe six things together,
and then we did something at oneof their houses and we had like a
(14:48):
fire and bonfire and everything and shutup, get over here and sit your
butt down. I'm in the middleof a story. Hi. So where
was I? Oh? Okay,okay, okay, stop it. Hello,
thanks for show, thanks for coming. Welcome. Yeah, great,
(15:11):
great to have you. Thank you. So then I noticed, like about
six months ago, they posted apicture of just three of them out and
about doing something. And then ithappened again, the three of them out
and about doing something. And I'mlike, what did I do to not
be included in this friend group anymore? Like it was just so weird.
(15:33):
And I texted each one of them, Hey, is everything okay? And
you know what? Not one ofthem texted me back. I'm like,
so, yes, it's like happeningright now. Oh, like it did
something? I really want to know, Like what I did I do something?
Did I offend someone? Did someonesay something about me? Why was
(15:56):
I ousted from the group? Maybethey don't approve of this podcast. Maybe
they don't approve of the way youact. I don't I act perfectly.
I mean stealing friends and everything.Oh I know, I always give you
crap for that, but I juststole your friend. No, I well,
(16:18):
no, it's too late. No. I texted him and said,
no, it's it's too late.You are not to see Laura ever again.
You did not text him? Yeah, shut up, you didn't.
You didn't. It's too late.We're already going to do lunch. We're
already soulmates. Oh too bad.No, a little bit, a little
bit, a little bit. Lauraneeds someone to pay for her Wow.
No, oh wow, you justfell so many notches. Oh my god.
(16:48):
You know what, I don't evencare anymore. Okay, So I
assume you don't have any dirt becauseyou were so busy at work today.
I was swamp. But I dohave some dirt. Okay, bring it
on. Play the music, let'shear it. Let's hear what you have
to say. And I want toknow something because I think you probably indulged
in the new Jlo movie. Thatwas one of the things I gotta talk.
(17:11):
Oh okay, good, Oh,Atlas, I would not ever dumpster
Fire. I wouldn't never pick thatto watch ever. It was a train
wreck. Really, it's that bad. Oh it was. It's one of
those movies. And I think you'dagree with me, Brian that you watch
it and you're all, this hadto have been made before she ever got
famous, No, and they justreleased it because she needed the publicity.
(17:36):
Okay, here's the funny thing,is it. The rumor is that it's
unofficially based on a very popular videogame from a couple of years ago called
It's called titan Fall, which isand the whole premise is about the military
that's you know, you got theseguys that are paired with these big robots
that kind of are sentient, andso people were like, this would be
a great movie that never happened.So they make this kind of spinoff movie.
And the name Atlas is even kindof taken I believe from that game.
(18:00):
And so the you know, theironic part is that they made the
robot ugly and the movie was terriblealso, it was awful most of it.
It's on Netflix. It's called Atlas, the number one movie. It
would have been better if it didn'thave jlo In it. Most of it
was just a close up of herface sitting in this thing. She is
gorgeous, She's a queen, butsomething like she her star is falling a
(18:22):
little bit. And I think benAffleck is to blame. I think his
bitchy face. People think she's kindof a bitch, they think she's well,
I think everyone thinks that. Doyou think Beyonce's a bitch? I
don't know. I mean, doyou get that vibe from her? No?
Do you get that vibe from Rihanna? Uh? No? Do you
get that vibe from from Laura KaylaSwift? I don't think so, but
(18:47):
I could see it. I couldsee her being a little but for sure.
Yeah, Jaylo gives that vibe.Yeah, she totally does. Yeah,
Rihanna gives a ditsy vibe. Iget, I'll get DITZI Yeah,
she gives a ditsy vibe. No, the billionaire hardly did see. Okay,
the most of those people who arebillionaires are not of It's not of
their own like Rihanna. Yes,it is. It's financial advisors and business
(19:08):
developers and her clothing line and hermakeup line. And she did not develop
herself. She hired people to developthat. Well, it was her ideas,
her nugget, and then she hiredpeople to make it for her.
Well that's what you do, right, She's still self made. Yes,
she is. Her artistry I'm sureis Oh my god, and now we're
(19:29):
fighting over Rihanna. You're upsetting LauraCake. I know Ben Taylor Swift has
a full business team that well.I believe that, yes, but I
think the original ideas come from theirheads. Like no, they say I'm
a makeup clothing line. They goget me people who can help me with
that, and they go on it, and then they get them the people
and they launch it. No,they look at the I'm sure they look
at the clothes. They okay everything. Oh sure she has saying that.
(19:52):
I'm just saying it's not like she'sso so those clothes are probably even I
don't think she even designed them.Well, still take back the Dizzie comment.
No, I think you and Ishould go into a mattress store and
be like, hey, we wantto test these out, what for what
reason? Like and like like simulatesomething. Yeah, you'll have to get
on like all fours. Okay,how many people do you think do that
(20:15):
a day? Like, oh,I'm sure there's like a lot of people
that like know were around. We'rethe only ones that would She's raising enough
to go to Mattress City and MattressCity. Oh jeez, Okay, what
else is that? It? Huh? Is that? It? No?
What? What else? Have youseen? All those stuff coming out?
(20:38):
More stuff about P Diddy? Ithe late The last thing that I heard
and saw was that video of thehotel? Yeah? What else? Yeah?
But now other people are coming outlike, well, I think they've
been talking about it for a longtime. I was listening to a podcast
yesterday and they were talking about howWendy Williams had been talking about this years
(21:04):
ago, really and nobody listened toher. Nobody listened. And then is
it ice Cube or who's the otherone that's the I don't know. He
just crossed like a hundred million inconcert ticket sales? Was it ice Cube?
(21:26):
I don't know, I don't know, but cool one of them?
And they had been talking about itfor years, like he had been going
Okay, after why is why wasnot why was he not taken to jail
after that attack on that woman?Cast? No? But well, I
(21:48):
just don't it boggles my mind thatthat man is like walking around or wherever
he is. Where is he bythe way. Yeah, Well, the
sad thing is is that nobody believedher that was real. That really is
terrible, you know, and itjust says a lot about you know,
what's his name is? In troubleright now? Oh, get your brain,
(22:12):
put your brain back in. JerrySeinfeld, Jerry Jerry for what?
Because he was saying that we shouldbring back a male dominance and like as
a joke, everybody is really upsetabout the like the man is the lead
(22:33):
of the family and Jerry sidefelt bringback back dominant masculinity. He's probably part
of a joke, taking out ofcontext. Well, I don't understand what
it was during an interview, sopeople are not Yeah, but you can't.
I mean when a comedian says somethingoffensive, I don't know why that
your first inclination is to ticket seriouslyright, Also, what does male dominance
(22:53):
mean too? Is that just meanmasculine males or like actually like patriarchy stuff
for first? Then woman, O, No, it's not that it's necessary,
but it's not good. I mean, we all have roles, our
genders have roles for sure, butwhoa, Actually that's transphobic. Now wait
what yeah, that's I think that'stransphobic. Now uh oh, I apologize.
(23:18):
I didn't mean. I'm sorry.I'm sorry. I'm sorry everybody.
Oh my god, Okay, doyou have anything else? Yes? Okay?
What I'm going to Vegas this weekend? Oh for oh to see one
of his songstresses. I'm going tosee Christina Aguilera. Oh gosh, wait,
that's when of your songstresses. Heloves any woman that sings any pretty
(23:41):
much, pretty much. I amgoing to see Didavantes too. You are
we're in Vegas? Is where doesshe performed at the Jubilee Theater? Fun?
It shocks me how many concerts hegoes to, considering he's the opposite
of a concert person. Oh Iknow, if you, god forbid you
have a hat on in front ofhim, God forbid you stand up and
(24:04):
dance. They are like rowdy andno one sits down. Everyone's standing and
they're wild. I don't think they'regonna go wild at a Christina aguilar I
don't think i'd love to see himat like a weekend concert or like,
oh god, never in a millionyears, or he would write so many
letters to management. Would oh mygod, oh take Eric to Coachella.
(24:27):
That would be god. I wouldn'tgo the funniest video ever. I'd lose
my mind because you'd have to usethe bathrooms, which are horrible. I'd
be in dirt and dust. Youwouldn't be able to have anything to drink
because you'd have to wait in thisgigantic line. I know, well the
people, No, it's never gonnahappen. I don't understand why Coachella is
(24:47):
so popular. They don't either.Oh my gosh, it's a dusty ship
show like it really is. It'sjust a place where they can take drugs
and walk around with barely anything onno amenities. They're like, yeah,
I mean it's an empty field,a really big one. Is it?
Stage Coach? Like getting bigger thanCoachella? Now? No, I know
Burning I don't know. Maybe BurningMan's falling off or I thought I was
getting bigger for a while. ButI don't get any of the big concerts
(25:10):
like that where they're like, oh, by the way, there's no bathroom,
there's no signal, no water,Like is Burning Man something I need
to do on my lifetime? Isnever? Anybody? Why not. Do
you think is bad? Yeah,I think it's twice. The Burning Man
is a well, it's a wholedifferent vibe. It's like you're you're artsy.
That means more drugs. Oh,everybody is high there. I'm sure
they have a sober tent or whatever. I don't think that exists there.
(25:37):
And they actually like burn like likea figure of a man you should just
stay away from. I wouldn't recommendthe festivals. Yea. Also there's so
many drugs. Everyone's hammered in hightrue, yeah, that's probably Agenics are
very popular. Oh god, no, thank you, no, thank you.
Then they're done that in college.I don't need to do that again,
(25:59):
of course not. I am havea story for you. Okay,
bring it on. So a girlfriendof mine was in Vegas just recently and
was at the Titanic exhibit. Okay, because they have it's actually pretty cool.
I think I'm going to go whilei'm there because it's going to be
one hundred and five degrees there.No, yeah, so i think I'm
(26:23):
going to go because it's inside.Okay. So she was there and it's
sectioned off certain parts where you can'ttouch the stuff, you know, because
of the oils from your hands andstuff like that. So it's roped off
(26:44):
and this girl decides to jump therope and go in and lean against it
so her friend can take a picture. And what happened, Oh, it
is something that I would do.She grabbed her by the back of her
jean jacket. Who my friend,oh oh whoa and said, listen,
Karen, why do you think theseare here? And the girl tried to
(27:08):
get away and she goes, I'mnot done with you, Karen. It
was the best story. I waslike, I'm going to put a shrine
to you in my house. Thatis so intense, though putting hands on
someone because it was I would neverdo that, totally done. That probably
punched somebody in the face. Okay, Okay, So I have a new
(27:30):
question game card series, and they'rekind of they're they're just like basic questions.
But I think we should end witha couple of questions. Are we
done? I just got here?I wonder why? I know? Right?
Okay, So we'll pull from thedeck and Eric, you're going to
go first because you need more speakingtime because you missed like the first fifteen
(27:52):
minutes. You're ready, here's yourquestion? What household chore? Do you
hate most cleaning the toilet? Really? Oh my god. I went to
the dirtiest bathroom I've ever seen inClaremont today. Where was it? Ross?
(28:12):
Was that the Ham Store? No, it wasn't at the Ham Store.
It wasn't at Ross. I've beenRoss plenty of times. Bathroom was
there? No? They were.They were clean as can be compared to
this bathroom. Where were you?I was a target in Claremont and it
was literally a shit show. Ohno, I mean in every single stall
(28:37):
and just reams of toilet paper,like everywhere. There were logs and every
toilet, every single one. Iwould it's like people, the button is
on the top, just like Imean, I feel so sorry for the
people I have to clean that up. That's so gross. Who has to
clean that up? I mean,that is a terrible yesterday that I wanted
(29:00):
to send you so bad, butI resisted. I didn't say was it
a throw up thing? Oh?It was amazing? Okay, thank you,
thank you for showing some restraints.He threw up and then slipped it.
Oh god, thank you for thankyou for not sending that to me.
I appreciate. I mean, thenight's still young. Don't don't.
Okay, Brian, I'm pulling yourcard. Okay, sounds good. What's
(29:22):
a basic fact about life you didn'tlearn until you were an adult? Oh,
that's deep. I know some ofthese are good. Uh, basic
fact about life. I feel likemy answer could be really pessimistic. Well
that's kind of who you are,that's true. Basic. Okay, don't
(29:48):
buy store brand mac and cheese onlyby brand name. It took you this
long to figure that out. Yeahokay, yeah, you never do that.
Everybody knows that it's Craft period orVelveta period. Yeah okay. I
mean I can give you a muchdarker and more pessimistic factor, or you
can stick with the Mac and cheeseone. I like that. Let's keep
(30:11):
it light. Let's keep it light, okay, Laura Kane, Yes,
what do you think is your bestphysical feature? O? My god,
China, definitely not. No one'sseen it. Show It's just showroom.
I don't even know if it's stillthere, showroom, Dusty. It used
to be my teeth, but thenmy teeth started move and they got chipped
(30:33):
a little bit, and so nowit's not my teeth. So I used
to I used to think it wasmy smile. It's not my nose,
even though my nose is my dad'snose. But I have kind of a
prominent nose. I have a prominentnose. I guess my legs. Just
say what everyone's thinking, including yourself. Home my boobs, Oh, my
(30:56):
boobs that I bought. Yeah,I do love them so much, your
Barbie plastic ones. But I dothink that my legs are nice and they're
long. Yes, And but Idon't have a torso. I'm like a
head on two legs basically and shoulders. I have no torso. No none,
So okay, Eric, Yes,who are your current celebrity crushes?
(31:22):
Well, it's always the same one, Jason Statham, Yes, still yes,
no new ones? No, okay, Brian, If you could keep
one exotic animal as a pet,what would it be? And why?
Ooh, raccoon that's exotic? Exotic? Well, I mean it's like not
(31:44):
normally a pet, so not notin these parts. Okay, fine?
Some type of small monkey then,oh, a monkey, you'd like a
pigmy one you can put in yourpocket. Oh, I love those cute
little monkeys. But oh, don'tget a chimpanzee. They'll bite your face
off. Oh, it's a docileone. I mean, if it's guaranteed
(32:04):
it will never attack me, thenyep, I don't know. Maybe a
lion or something or yeah, chimpac should be funny. They're funny.
No, they're not actually get ina ring a tang. No, those
are the ones that like attack you. But those you look at their eyes
and you're like, that's a humanin there. There's like a real person.
That's just someone in a suit.It's really trippy, is it okay?
What makes you feel safe? Floracane? What makes me feel safe?
(32:28):
Besides me? And this is gonna. I don't know if this is all
that along those lines, but Ifeel safe and I feel good about myself
when I have a full tank ofgas, when I have food in the
fridge and I'm laying on my boatwith a roof over my head. Is
(32:50):
there somebody who's coming? Who isthat? Come in? Don't just say
come in? Hello? Yes?Oh are you here for Marie? Okay,
that's okay, come on in.My roommate. My roommate has a
(33:10):
date tonight. Anyway, Hi,we're doing a podcast. What's up you
guys? Go along and have funnow, Okay, okay, let's talk
about my living circumstances. Elvis getin their house? Oh my god,
(33:36):
Okay, do you know the circusI live in? Do you do you
realize the daily circus that goes onin this home? Whose fault is that?
Look, I don't have two roommatesbecause it's fun, but it is
fun, but it's out of necessity, I think. Okay, I think
even if you didn't have two rights, you would let two random people live
here. I love how she's justlike, come in, I know,
(33:59):
I don't know. You. Didyour stomach drop for a second. No,
I'm too trusting. She's like,what else? What else makes you
feel safe? She's like my illegalEchler and Coke MT five K. Yes,
I did. For one hot secondI thought I was key on.
Here's my problem is Eric acts likeanything that could be a surprise is a
surprise, even if it's not.He has no idea what's going right?
(34:20):
Right? Right? Right? It'slike he's like, oh who he thinks
at the door, and you're like, oh, who's He's like, I
don't know, and he's being serious. He doesn't know. Oh my god,
Okay, that was funny, allright? Whose turn. Is it?
Oh? Oh, I feel safewhen I'm in my bed and I
look up at my roof and Ithink, oh my gosh, I'm so
grateful that I have shelter and thatI have food and gas in my car.
(34:43):
I don't know. It just makesme feel safe and like I have
some a little bit of money inthe bank. Then I can breathe and
feel safe. Is that? Isthat a good way? It's my answer.
So my illegal firearm makes me feelsafe. Not kidding, No,
I'm totally kidding. Okay, Idon't have a firearm. What are two
or three things that make you superfrustrated? Just three? Yes, two
(35:08):
or three? As the worst personfor this, I know he could go
on and on and on and on. People that air out all their dirty
laundry way too loudly on their cellphones or on the podcast m jeromees.
Oh yeah, Oh, drums canstuck a back of dick Southwest waiting for
those people are the worst, aren'tthey? They are? I don't think
(35:30):
we I don't think that's the ladderslowly drums a back of dick. They're
gonna they could. It's that's notmy opinion. It's not libel. It
has to be false or to belib and it's not false. Everything is
totally true. Do I need totell that story again? Every company you
(35:51):
ever left a bad review at andyelp, assuming you, Laura, I
just got the Oh my god.Okay, there's another company that is slowly
inching up. Okay, so it'sso it's Jerome's, and then it's the
car company and then who can yousay? Uh? Is it a big
company? Is it one we allknow? Just say it and tell us
(36:15):
why? Actually no, they redeemthemselves. So okay, well who was
it? I've never been to?Is it? Don't have that many around
here though? No, there's oneemission about any think okay, uh,
oh yeah, you're not rude people, entitled, people entitlement, oh yeah,
(36:38):
and traffic that you were just in. Brian, what's on your anti
bucket list? Things you never wantto do? Oh god, I don't
know anti like for me, Iwould not on my anti bucket list.
I would never want to jump outof an airplane. I don't care.
(37:00):
I'm no desire, no thank youfor bungee jumping, but no freakin way,
you know, I will say I'vedone skydiving bungee jumping looks harder because
the ground is much closer. Ohmy god, whips you back up like
that? Crazy? But I wouldsee anti bucket list. I would never
run for a political office of anykind. It sounds like Oh, it
(37:22):
sounds like a nightmare. Yeah,it sounds awful. I would not want
to participate in that anti bucket list. Yeah, give it some more thought.
I don't know. I'm open totrying a lot of things. You
are you kind of are? Ohthis is great, Laura. Oh I
love this question. Oh god,it's probably stupid. What was our you
(37:46):
and I worst makeout session and ourbest? Okay, I made a minute.
That's person. Yeah, I meanwe've never made out that she's willing
to public, never have a badone. We just do kissy on the
lips real quick. Okay, it'sokay. I give you a tongue that
(38:12):
time. Oh no, you didnot stop it. Uh. Paint me
a picture using words of your idealdate. Oh god. Oh, all
we have to do is this topaint a picture, not show more like
a give me, give me apat and a paste. Paint a picture
with words. I know that gotme bears. It's her bed and it's
(38:35):
I don't know, some crappy realityTV show. So don't this on my
ninety day fiance. I didn't nameanything. I said a crappy one.
Okay, my ideal date, geezI. You know what's so crazy is
I I'm single, right, yeah, and I haven't had a boyfriend ideal
date. Dude, Eric, youcan't show that. I don't know what
(39:00):
that is. That's is that whatit looks like? Holy show hotel art.
It's abstract? Yeah, like inserthere, get it like an arrow,
it's a thumb and it's a look. I even did like the inn.
And okay, I think I wouldlike my ideal date would be a
(39:25):
guy that would I love surprises,so somebody that would plan something to the
tea as a surprise and I don'tknow anything at all, and I get
surprised along the way, like maybewe go to the beach for a picnic
and then we go on a boatfor a little while, or maybe we
go to uh, I don't know, to see a show or to a
(39:49):
movie, but a surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. I love it.
That's my ideal date. Cool,that's amazing. You can tell I
haven't been in a dating world ina really Oh my gosh, and then
my roommate, I swear to god, she's going on dates. Okay,
get this, Eric, Oh mygod, show that stuff. Don't show
that gets banned. You will getus, you will get us banned.
(40:14):
Oh, don't show that. Ohmy gosh. I got banned on Facebook
the other day. Shocking again.This is like his fourth time promoting the
show. What what did you?What was this? It said it contained
sexual something rather than all I saidwas hey, tune in with like a
picture of us. Yeah, well, I can't imagine why this show had
(40:36):
sexual in it. What did wepost that was in sexual nature? There
wasn't. Somebody has it out forme. I know they do. They
totally do, they totally do.Okay, Eric, do now he's drawing
a mouth? I saw show thecamera. Oh he did show that?
Oh the new drawing? All right, who's whose turn? Is it?
(40:58):
Last one? Okay? Here wego, Brian. Oh no, this
is a good one. This isa good one to end on, man,
And I want you to be onehonest and I want you to not
be mean on purpose. You tobe completely hold before answers. Do you
have any popcorn. Okay, Brian, what was your first impression of me?
(41:27):
Be one thousand percent? I cantake it, take it love your
podcast. No, no, no, before I knew how awful you were,
that was kidding. I know.No, My first impression was fine
because I didn't like you know,I'd never met you other than the fact
I heard you on the radio growingup, So I mean it was like,
oh cool, that's what came.Yeah, okay, that's it.
And then when you finally met mein the flesh and like, was I
(41:49):
nice? Was I? That's it? Yeah? I still think you're cool.
Thank you. Oh my god,that's the nicest thing you've ever said
to me. I can tell youabout it. He also thought that you
were loose and you wore too muchmakeup, but then after working with you,
he realized you don't wear too muchmakeup and I'm definitely not. What
(42:12):
was your first impression of me?Mister? Well, look at us.
I mean we're i know, practicallymarried, so I know it was love
at for seven, It really was. It was love it for I met
him outside of my house when mykids are playing on the lawn in Kensington
and they're up walks. Eric I'mlike you're you are Eric Rummer, and
he's like you are Laura Kane andboom boom boom look at us now.
(42:36):
Yeah, anyway, celebrating old agein the same bed. I know.
Okay, we have to end onsomething funny. Okay, well hold on.
Tell me about a time when youfelt very proud about something you've accomplished.
(42:57):
Well, this morning, when didyou you this morning? Oh?
I hascot, Oh god, tobe related, that's all you think about,
he said, on those videos too, constant videos of poop. Okay,
coming up on our next podcast,By the way, we have hood
wars going on. Oh okay.So Brian lives in Alpine. Eric lives
(43:22):
in Mission Valley. I live inMission Hills South Hillcrest and the difference between
the hoods is dramatic. And wegot all these things from the next door
app Oh my god, it's sofunny. So that's coming up, and
we have random news and fun games. And thank you for tuning in so
much. Thank you for showing up. You're welcome, really appreciate it.
(43:45):
It was a hard day work today. I know, I know, I
know, I know. You needsomething to drink, not drink drink,
but like your doctor pepper or something. Okay, anyway, I'm going to
go right to sleep. Not here. You're not not read the podcast,
you're not well, that's debatable.Anyway, I'm not I'm going to ignore
(44:06):
that. Love your podcast. Ohthanks for watching you guys, Love love,
love you, my sweet babies.Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
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