December 3, 2025 • 50 mins
Laura kicks things off with not one but two disasters: her truly ridiculous holiday decoration fail (no, it didn't involve a ladder, or any sense) and an epically embarrassing public fall that witnesses are definitely still talking about. Then we bounce into a fun rundown of everything worth doing in San Diego this month, plus our festive highs and holiday sighs. Plus, Erik finally meets the legendary Auntie Doo Doo in person — and trust us, it’s everything you hoped for, wheeze-laugh included. And of course, a juicy Double D Showbiz report spills on the relationship status of the Wicked chicks. Are they defying gravity together or what?! Thanks for being with us every week. We love you for it! 🎙✨
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Do do do do do do do do call it
in music we need some but we need some bumper
music as they call it in the in the biz.
We need bumper music, but it can't be copyrighted, so
we need someone to make it for.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh, in the jizz biz of it.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh sorry, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane,
and this is Eric Rimmer. This is Claire, our new producer.
Almost a month now, or about a month.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You and I have the same shirt, only mine has
Auiji board on it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
My chemical Oh is it the same shirt? No, it's different,
but it's creepy. Yeah like he Okay, by the way,
he just bought the shirt for the look. He I
probably has never even heard a song by Mike.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I couldn't even tell you one song. I just like
the look of the shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right, Happy December.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
First, I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Why because okay, we're going to talk about coming up
holiday highs and holiday lows. Okay, But first I want
to tell you about this Christmas tree that's sitting over
here to my left. You guys can't see it, but
(01:22):
oh it is right there. Okay, see that right there there? Okay,
so hold on, I'm trying to appease everybody. I'm trying
to appease everybody, Okay. So I had the bright idea,
and I was proud of myself. I said, this year,
(01:44):
I'm going to hang since I have a very skinny
tree because we don't have a lot of room in here,
so I can't have a fat, fake tree, right, and
it has the lights that's on that are on it,
you know, and stuff like that. So I decided, hey,
I have a great idea and this would save some room.
(02:04):
And my kids don't want a lot of gifts this year.
They want my Evan wants experiences, okay, and then Charlie
just wants money. Right, So I go, I think I'm
gonna hang the Christmas tree upside down? Oh no, just
for fun and coolness next to our podcast backdrop. So
(02:26):
last night I went to the depths of the garage,
which is not an easy feat because you've seen my
garage I have. It's like a labyrinth. I found the
box with the tree in it, and I didn't wait
for Antonio, my roommate, the man in the house, to
get it out. I decided to get it out because
(02:47):
I wanted it up for tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So I worked for about two hours last night putting
together the tree. Its comes in three pieces, but if
you hang it up side down, it just falls right.
So I had I took wire and I wired it
all together, and I made a chain and I chained
the thing and I hooked it up and I put
(03:11):
a hook into the ceiling and it hung and it
looked so freaking cool. And I even went to Walmart
today to buy an extension cord so the lights would
work because the cord was a little too short. And
I came home today still hanging looking great. After I
put up our new backdrop, I was like, this is
(03:32):
so cool. I'm so cool. Oh my gosh. I was
plugging in the cord that I bought at Walmart. All
of a sudden I heard this and bam, the tree
falls right on my head and body and pishes me
(03:54):
down to the ground. The hook came out of the ceiling.
Now I think I knew this was going to happen
because when I screwed it in, it was a little
too easy to screw into the ceiling. And don't you
kind of need I think you might need a wood
beam to screw it into not just stucco, right, But
(04:16):
I'm telling you, I'm proud of my c I two
now there's two holes. Looks like they like bees I've
gotten in I started like a beehive. So that's why
this tree is just sitting here right now like, but
it will be upside down next week because I'm gonna
(04:37):
get the man in the house to put up some
like scaffolding so the thing stays that way. But don't
you think that's cool? Okay. Another thing that happened to
me today. I was rushing into Walgreens because I you
can get celsius and my lime flavored Perie water sparkling
(04:57):
water cheap at walk You were like two.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Four dollars, right, amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So thrifty, am I? So I was on my way
to work. I had to be there at eleven. I
had an interview at eleven.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I go to the refrigerator section. I grabbed my stuff,
I grabbed some other stuff. Of course, I'm coming around
the corner getting ready to go to the cashier, and
I was wearing these boots. I don't know if it
was the boots, water on the ground, something on the ground,
but I ate shit oh, and I'm wearing this dress.
(05:39):
I was wearing this dress and boots. The dress flies
up to my boobs. Because I'm sprawled out, I probably
have like, oh, look at that. Oh I got this.
That bruise, this bruise.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And of course there was about five people watching and
they are all like, are you okay? Do you need
any help? Like people running over to try to get
me up. I'm like, oh god, this is like the worst.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You Please tell me you were wearing underwear?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yes, you want to go underwear? I'm wearing hair?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Is it my face on them?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes? Okay. So last year for our tea move Terrible Christmas,
Eric bought me a pair of brief underwear that have
his face right here on the crotch with like little
bows and he's dressed like a minion. I'm telling you
what these underwear are. My They're so comfortable, surprisingly, so
(06:37):
they're my favorite underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
My god, they really are.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So they have been to.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Give a gift or what.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So there's your face? I look look, so I have
these bows and a minion on my crotch, my dress
up to my chest, and as.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I've stated, that will be the closest to a vagina
my face ever.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Gets so was the start of my day, the start
of my day and the start of the podcast because
the tree fell literally minutes before Claire walked in turn it,
and I really thought I had it. I really thought
I was indeed just just so ingenious, like had such ingenuity.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You really do.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I don't though. I can't hang anything. I hang a picture,
It'll fall because you need to hang in on a board. Right,
you need to find That's what the thing's for, right,
the stud Fine, that's the things for mine.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't even know I is your stud finder not working?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
No, I didn't even hurt her works though, for the
most part.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Unfortunately, I told somebody at work about my dicktar.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So this person who shall remain nameless keeps saying, so
what do you think.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'm like, oh no, wait, you told a guy. Well,
because you know she's an HR.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Night, I am an Oh god, I know, fly me
to San Antonio right now, because that's why our HR is.
Oh god, for real, book me a ticket?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Should I just drive you?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because we take these we take these online courses that like,
you're not supposed to say You're not supposed to say
anything offensive.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
She's all got it. Check guess why I have.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You know what? You know why this person asked me
this is because I put it on Instagram as one
of like rteases. I think, so that's why it came up.
Why didn't you bring it up?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Was because you were staring at them, like.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So this person keeps saying, so what do you think?
I'm like, Okay, first of all, we've got to understand
the power of dictar. It is not something I can summon.
It just hits me. I'm watching TV. I'll see just
a character. It could be like just a character in
the background, and I'll get dicktar on that person. I
(08:54):
cannot summon it. It just comes to me, and I'm sorry.
I go, I don't know, but I think you're blocked.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
She's an ampath with it, m path when it comes.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I go, you're blocked. I think you're blocked in my mind,
she said, sense it is sensitive. Yeah, my god, there's
got to be a better word for that funny I've had.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
So can we talk about the fun time we had
in Palms for Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yes, we will talk about that, but first let me
tell you about some things to look forward to you
in December, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And I just want to tell you I love your
mom so much. I'm going to take her from you.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Well, we'll talk, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Laura does call me a friend, Steeler, and so I'm
going to be a parent.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, we may have figured out how we're related. Oh true,
but we'll get to that in a second. Okay. So
it's December first, A lot to look forward to, which
is because.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We are related. I think I'm gonna need my underwear back,
the ones I'm wearing, right, because that might just be
weird underwear.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You would wear underwear that I've worn?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
What, No one brought that up.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You just said that you'd want to wear this under.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
No, no, no, I said, I think I'll need it back
because these that would be creepy, the ones I'm wearing. Yeah,
now that we're related. Oh oh, by the way, that
sound was not me. Yes, just so everybody knows they
did not rip one right here.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Are you going to December Nights?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay. So that starts on Friday, and it starts at
three o'clock in the afternoon. Get there early. I am
be prepared to park, I mean pay for parking at
the zoo and there are shuttles, did you know from
City College, Little Italy and somewhere in East Village. Yes,
so you could take a shuttle.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So that would be I'm taking an uber.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
The uber is going to be how or you don't
get off?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh no, you're I'm off.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Okay. Marie who's selling her a lote, go to a
lote by the best corn. Your on your half, totally going,
she said, the go earlier than later and go Friday.
Can you go Friday?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
She goes, that one is really busy. Yeah, but anyway,
Saturday is open at eleven and it's from eleven to eleven.
There's gonna be so much cool stuff. They're gonna have
a lounge. They're gonna have a light show, tree light show.
They're gonna have snow. Every thirty minutes or every fifteen minutes,
there's something, snow flirs, a real reindeer, a Ferris wheel
(11:25):
like it goes from the it goes from the Air
and Space Museum to the zoo. All the museums will
be open. Yeah, all the museums will be It's gonna
be really great.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Are you gonna go?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, I'm covering it live for Kogo Friday morning from
five to nine pm I mean am on Friday morning.
I'll be there live like in the little media circle
that they do so to interview people. So I don't
know if i'll get my field. Oh my god, there
won't be like food vendors or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I should go Friday morning and like, harass, harass you.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
No, do not heckle me during my live reports on Coco.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Do not help joke during your live report.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, I would kill you. No, I feel like I'd run.
I'd take the microphone and run.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh my god, I totally chase you.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And it's free. It's free to get in. It's just
not free to park everywhere. Okay, the San Diego Bay
Perade of Lights and the Mission Bay pred of Lights
the next couple of weekends that happens. Let me just
tell you something. If you plan on watching it, you
will never be as cold as you know.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's freezing down there, the most.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Cold you will ever be, not even on the boat,
just on the water watching it. So be prepared and
bring bundle, bundle, bundle. Do you know what last Posadas
is in Old Town? It's this thing that's been going on.
It's on the thirteenth from five to seven, and what
they do is in Heritage Park, they recount the journey
(12:57):
of Mary and Joseph as they go from to door
asking for help, like we're gonna have a baby, we
need help, we need help, and it's like this. It's
rooted in Mexican Catholicism. However, the guy said, it's really
cool to learn about, you know, new cultures, and it's
(13:18):
something really special to see and to be a part of,
even if you aren't really you know, you know, Catholic
or Christian or whatever. So that happens on the thirteenth.
Hotel Dell is going to be off the charts. The
theme is oz oh Okay. They're gonna have giant lighted
poppies with a projected.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yellow brick road yep, and they're gonna have.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
A light show on the trees in the front every
thirty minutes and snow too.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh wow, and a question go.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Okay, you know what I really want to do?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That'd be really fun.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
They have these things, these beach igloos. Oh yes, they're
like six hundred but they're fully furnished and you get
like this meal and you go. You have a little
fire pit outside and you could do somemores after your meal.
But could we go four ways of six hundred bucks?
I could? Do you want to do that? Or do
(14:14):
you want to be part of the Noboo Whiskey Barrel experience,
which is even more you have a full on pre
fixed dinner. No, but it sounds really awesome. It's like
in this old whiskey barrel like she was explaining all
these new things that were really cool at the Dell.
So that's gonna beautiful and.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Now yeah, oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So of Oz and uh because Frank Albaum spent many
many night there and he wrote a lot of Wizard
of Oz at the Hotelel So there you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Go in my Hollywood report. Yes, boy, do I have
to tell.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm so excited. Okay, okay, okay, Yeah, that's coming up.
We have jingle bells at the Zoo and that's it
during the evening until.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Have you ever been to that before? It's really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And the same thing at the San Diego Safari Park. Yeah,
they have the same kind of thing going on there,
and Sea World has a celebration has a celebration.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Sea World's is actually really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, it's Lego Land two for the kids, and so
it's all great and then the neighborhood displays. Now there
are so many cool places to go Sea Lights. There's
a guy at work. His name is Coupana Boy Jeff.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
He puts together Disney lands like he has the Minion Land,
he has the Fantasy Land, he has the ice Age Land.
He has this land of that land. And it's on
Meritage Court in Script's Ranch, he says, people lying, I mean,
the lines are forever because it's just he goes hall out.
(16:01):
Sam is there every single night. There's a step and repeat.
It's like a big deal. And he put so much
work into this, so I wanted to give him a
shout out. It's Maritage Court in Scripts Ring.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
When does that start?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It starts? Uh or probably this weekend, okay, because I
can't imagine him being able to put up all that
stuff within the Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh, he says, my son is old enough now to
help me put stuff together. And then I'll look back
and he won't be there, and he'll be playing his
video game. Get the heck out of here, help.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Me with this?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Can do this?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh my god, sounds like a night Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So that's just some of the great things that we
have to look forward to this holiday season. There's so
many more. But anyway, happy December, and so what did
you want to see?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We had such a lovely yes time together over Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
We actually did get together. We did the day after Thanksgiving, yes,
on Friday, so Eric could meet the famous anti Doodoo.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh and she did not disappoint. I love her.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I had a very okay. It took us three hours
to get out of dass Rings when it usually takes
an hour from my mom's house because everybody was going
to Cavazon.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh yeah do oh my god, wait till I tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Okay, I went. Did you go Saturday? Yeah? You do
go on Saturday?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yes, Saturday.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
On my way out, okay, anyway, nightmare. But once we
got there, it was great. But in the car, I go, Judy,
get it all out now, all right, because we Eric
is with a friend. We don't want to offend anybody.
I don't think you could offend Eric, but just I'm
just telling you. She goes Laura, May I know what
(17:48):
to say? And what not to say. So anyway, she
loved you, and we've decided that this is what happened.
My mom has red hair, my sister has red hair,
my brother has red hair. Eric has red hair. We
think my mom and dad had a baby a year
(18:10):
before I was born, a redheaded boy, and they were
too It was just too early for them to have kids,
so they gave Eric up for adoption. Then boom, magically,
I came along a year later, but they decided to
keep me, and then they gave you up to your
(18:30):
parents because they found a great couple in San Diego. Then,
so my sister was born, and then my brother Eric
was born. They decided to name the last kid Eric.
Too related to my family. There's no way you're not.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Even the waiter thought we were all related.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, that was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Because my sister and you are a lot alike my mom.
Don't they look Okay, so we're not allowed to say
judish age. I can't give it up, I know. I'll
just say that my mom is in her is they're
up there, Yeah, but they look great.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I cannot believe your mom's eighty five years old.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, see, she she's gonna have, I said, your mom,
I know, so she's much younger than my mom.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yes, yes, like all right, like outage, All right, okay,
but wait a minute, what we We had the best
time and then well they smoked their SIGs. Oh yeah,
they had went shopping post lunch sig break, yes, which
I don't know if you're supposed to have on the
(19:37):
sidewalk in front of a restaurant on the like where
the planters are.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Listen, Judy's forty, your mom's in her eighties.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
They do whatever they did, what they did, do whatever
they do.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So then we go, we went shopping. I was the
biggest cock blocker for Laura's spending spree.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Ever, no, there was nothing, no, no, there was only
like Palm Springs has everything glitter and like Rhyan Stoney
and blingy and I'm not that kind.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I've never seen more T shirt chops, nick Knack shops,
Crystal shops. Why didn't see Oh yeah they were. Ever
I'm like, I love so many of these places on
you know, there's a lot.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Of tours there. You can tell the tours from the regulars.
So what happened to Cabazons?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Okay, So if.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You don't know what Cabson is. It's just huge outlet center.
They have absolutely every story you can imagine. It's the
biggest one in like southern California, on.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And off it's off the ten. And then if you
just when you think you've seen it all, you cross
the street and there's a whole now. Like it's huge,
and they've got all this stuff like Gucci and Sale
even to Balenciaga, Alorada, They've got everything. They've got a Nieman, Marcus,
a saxophone. I mean it's huge. So I thought, well,
(21:17):
how bad could it be on Saturday? Because the day
after Thanksgiving? I was not about to.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Now when they were saying this on Friday that they
were going to go, I'm like, it's going to be
a nightmare. They don't know because people are not done shopping.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh so uh. I had breakfast my friend Julie and
Bonnie at this place called the Farm, which was great
on Saturday. And then I was cutting out and going
and Julie said, oh, they bust people in it's insane.
And watch because you'll see these people that are perfected
(21:56):
that do this like professionally. I don't know if they
buy the place and then resell it, which is probably
what the deal is. Like they'll go into Pradact and
buy five thousand dollars worth of stuff and because it's
all discounted, they'll resell it on or you know, Poshmark
(22:17):
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Getting in there was a night way.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Why didn't you just turn around?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Because we were already there and you're in the thick
of it. There's so much traffic going in that you're
literally like, I'm like, I want to get into the
parking structure just to get away from all these cars.
It is because you're literally on one road. It's insane.
So we get into the parking structure and I said, listen,
(22:50):
why don't you go in and just start shopping and
then I'll meet up with you at some point. I'm
going to circle and circle and circle until i find something.
So I see this couple leaving and I was like, hey,
are you are you leaving? And they're like, yes, we're
right here. So I'm waiting. I have my blinker on.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Coming up the ramp is a white Mercedes. They see
me with my blinker on, the person's leaving and they
whip right into the spot and I'm all I was like,
be calm, be calm, don't.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Do it Holidays.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And just as that happened, these two women were coming
out and the woman's like, I can't believe they just
did that. And they said it as the people were
getting out of their car and they were like, oh,
we weren't aware that he was waiting for the spot,
and she's like he had his blinker on. She goes,
we're parked right here, you can have our spot. So
(23:55):
they were super super sweet.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
You were validated, Yeah, they were.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
They were super sweet. So I got in and the
lines to get into like Prada and Gucci and Sane
were down. And to get into Kim Kardashians, they have
a skims there. Oh god, that line was like a mile.
It was why crazy?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Would anybody?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Oh my god, I wouldn't for five seconds? Did you
say about an hour? Did you maybe get into any store?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I did. I bought some stuff. This is insane. So
I went into Georgia Romani and they were so get this.
They were having this was insane, seventy five percent off
and an additional thirty on top of that. So I
(24:52):
got it's like eighty five percent off, isn't it seventy
five and one hundred fold? Oh twenty percent off? Huh yeah,
seventy five and then okay and then thirty Wait.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, that's one hundred. No, seventy five percent.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Seventy five plus thirty is one.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Hundred and five percent okay.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So I basically got everything for free for free?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, it was cool. It must have been an additional
It must have been seventy five with additional twenty five percent?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
No, oh no, sorry, it was seventy percent off with
an additional with an additional thirty.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So no, that would make it free.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, that would make it free though, So you walked
out of there without paying?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Really, the only thing that I paid for were the
shoes that I bought to correctly, no, I because the
shoes were discounted, but they weren't on.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The how much were they originally? And what did you pay?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
So the shoes were I probably got. I probably got
about fifteen hundred dollars worth of clothes for I think
it was like seventy bucks. It was insane. The only
thing I paid any amount for were the shoes.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
So would you do it all over again?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Because I would not do I would probably wait a
couple more days, like I was just pressed for time.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
You know, I left about four thirty and a lot
of people had left. So if I was going to
do it again, i'd come home a day later and
go Sunday later in the evening.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Or later in the evening.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, but yeah, I would definitely do it again.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
And my mom and I wanted to sneak off to
Marongo casino, but my sister was having a cow because
the dog was inside for like six hours and God forbid,
the dog poops by accident inside the house.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh my god. So my mom and I like, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
We couldn't go to the casino.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Did I tell you at lunch what happened with the hotel?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
So we stayed at this really nice hotel and they upgraded.
We got there in no time because there was no trap.
Why I'm not sure, like do you.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Have a fancy card or something?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No, But she said, oh, you know, I'm going to
upgrade you. And I was like, oh, okay, So the.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
First you're not the most smiley, like.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I was a delight when I were you delight? Yeah,
because we got there so early and you couldn't check
in until a real delight. I was so delightful. And
she's like, oh yeah, for forty bucks, you can. You
(27:43):
can check it now because your room's ready and I'm
all done.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Right weather than where? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
So uh dump everything off. And it was so hot
in Palm Springs. It was like eighty seven degrees.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It was no, it was it wasn't. I not even
that hot. I was there Friday in no big deal.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
It was so hot. So well, sugar melts in the sun.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh darling, Yeah, like what sand doesn't melt? Sand melts
in the glass, right, What isn't sand made from glass?
Isn't glass made from sand? Talking about yeah, yeah, what
because if I'm made of sand and I melt, I
melt into glass? Do you you are made of sugar?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
So I just melt. I just become a puddle, melt.
I just melt. So we come back and we're getting
ready to go. We had dinner reservations. So I hear
as I'm getting ready, this screaming down the hall, Shane,
let me fucking in, like my phone's in there, like drama, drama, drama.
(28:47):
I love with oh with, I love sanity, and it's.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
My favorite thing. I'll open the windows up next.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
So I was like, the door is that and he
goes it sounds like it's kind of from down the hall.
So we had a private balcony that overlooked the pool,
but you could see the hallway from like the corner.
So I just walk out there and look, and he's like, hey,
do we get back in here? And I was like, well,
what the fuck is going on out there? So I
look and see this guy just like trying to kick
(29:17):
in the doories, pounding on it, squaring, screaming, and it
is not stopping. It's getting worse and worse and worse
by the minute. So I'm like, all right, this is
this could go on all night. So I call the
front desk.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh god, the narc No, you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Would have to be in outer space to not hear it,
like you could hear it every somebody else call and
it was reverberating everywhere. So it goes straight to voicemail
and so I go, Hi, this is mister Rummer in
Room one twenty nine. I go, I don't know what's
going on over there. But and we were on the
top floor and this was like maybe six doors down
(29:57):
or something, And I said, but if somebody could put
this to bed, like otherwise I'm checking.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Out of this hot I was like, threads, so no.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
But I was like, I'm not going to listen to
this all night, Like this is crazy. So it doesn't stop.
It's just getting worse and worse and worse, and it
then it starts getting violent, okay, and so so I'm like,
I'm just gonna go down to the lobby. So I
get to the bottom of the step and I see
(30:30):
like eight cops running through the lobby and I'm all, oh,
it looks like this is handled. They I'm telling you,
those Palm Springs police, they don't mess around. Before I
even got back to the room, that whole thing was
shut down, not one peep at all.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Did I tell you I got a ticket? When?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
And why did you do?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I'm an idiot? Is it when we had Remember I
said I got I got rocks?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yes, I thought, oh.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
No, now mind you. The curb was just the curb color,
maybe the white had chipped off. But I swear to
god it said three hour parking, So I parked there.
I said three minute.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
So we were there for like two hours. Oh, come back,
there's like this thing on my cargo Hau like what
oh man, three minute park? Thank god my car was
still there.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
How it is suck, it is funny. Oh, I have
to show you this too before we go on to
the stuff. So my shirt is do you recognize it?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
It is?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Oh, death becomes her Meryl Streep and Goldie Han and
I am I've seen death becomes her probably thirty times.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What I've never seen it? What one?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Laura May? I know you're coming over and we're watching it.
It is so funny and it's still have you seen niclarerank? God?
It is so good. It still holds up today. The
special effects are great. And it's about two women who
are so obsessed with staying young that they resort to
(32:15):
just drastic measures.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
So that that resonates with me.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh, so this, this big white dot right here is
a hole in her stomach and she shoots her. Meryl
Streep shoots her through the stomach with this and she's
still alive. So there it. There's a whole thing behind it.
But there's a gift shop in Palm Springs called Greetings.
And the guy who does all this stuff his name
(32:41):
is Glenn Hansen h A N. S O N. And
he does all these caricatures anybody. You can imagine. He's, oh,
he could do one of us, for sureatures and we
would look, do they not look exactly?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
They do. So he's he's good. That's like, he's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
He does everybody. And so here, wait.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Hold on, as you're talking, I'm going to show you.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Oh yeah. So they carry a bunch of his stuff
like mugs, greeting cards, t shirts, and coasters, and so
you would think I entertained thirty people at a time.
In my house, I have so many coasters of this
(33:30):
of this guy I have. I bought Farah Faucet, Charlie's Angels,
The Death Becomes Her, I do, I do? I Madonna
share Kylie Minogue. So I went to show somebody. I
was at work and he was like. One of my
residents was like, how is your time in Bom Springs
(33:51):
And I was like, oh, it's great. And I asked
him if he had ever heard of this artist, and
I was like, oh, he goes, yeah, he goes. I
love his stuff. And I said, oh, well, this gift
shop carries it exclusively. I type in greetings Palm Springs
and this huge X comes up and it says, uh,
(34:14):
this is a pornographic website, and I'm all, oh my god.
I was like, no, it's not. They don't carry any
porn there. It's just greeting cards and mugs. And I'm like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Tell you something funny. When Jeff and Jer when we
were on the air, we first got a website, jeffanjer
dot com. Okay, well, people would sometimes spell out Jerry,
Jeffanjerry dot com, Jerry dot com with these two nude
dudes with big giant dicks. Oh, it would be in
all these poses outside like you were super tan. So
(34:49):
if some poor listener was like Jeffanjerry dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
They're like, wow, Jeff and Jerry, I'm gonna keep listening
to this.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Hey, this is a terrible character. This is my daughter
and me look at me. Okay, that is like this
is from double Park. So this is not a good character.
That is that is a good character. But can I
show you what I painted my son for Christmas? I
just got a frame. He I'm sure he's not watching
(35:19):
or she, so okay, so you can. Actually, I'm just
gonna preface this by saying you can take a picture
that you really like, and you can send it to
Amazon Paint by Numbers and they make the picture into
a paint by numbers that you can paint and they
give you all the paint, the brushes, the da da da.
So this is the picture originally, this is uh, Maya
(35:43):
and Charlie. Okay, it's a cute picture of Maya, of
Charlie kissing Maya. So this is this is the final project.
Isn't that good? That looks awesome? I painted that Okay, wow,
And I'm gonna put it in a frame and I'm
gonna give it to Is that so cute?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Or your very talented? Though you really are, I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Not really with the hanging of the thing.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I think I'm gonna send in the picture of you
giving me the baby jump when we were at that
thing for Jay that time, the.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Baby jump, the baby jump.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Okay, wait real quick before we get into your double
D because I know you have wicked news, I want
to ask you guys a quick question. Yes about holiday
highs and lows? Yes, what is one thing that you
love about this time of year?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
The lights, Claire, Uh, seeing my family and stuff, everyone
being in town.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Absolutely, that's the same thing for me that I get
to see one or two kids, possibly two, usually just one.
But that's my favorite part of the holidays. And then
I love that this year my daughter's like, I don't
want presents, I just want experiences on Like, I'll save
up some money and we'll do some cool love it. Okay.
What is one thing that you you pretend.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
To like.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
But you secretly despise about the holidays?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Listening to the same fucking Christmas song over and over
and over.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Why don't you change for it? Why you? Oh do
you have like piped in music at work?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
And if I have to hear Mariah Carey sing that
song again, I will blow my brain.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'll turn on to start ninety four while oh my god,
Christmas music.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Thank goodness. I mean, I have Christmas music at home.
Never listen to it, okay, because I'm so burnt out
on listening to Christmas songs, Claire.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Every year we go to the same relative's house, and
every year there's briand Turkey, and everyone has to pretend
to like the briand Turkey. Nobody likes the Brian Turkey.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh god, what what is Brian? What is Brian? Exactly?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
It's just salt. It is very salty. You just soak
it in. I mean, what is Brian but saltwater right right?
And it just is not yummy, But you need to
pretend that it's yummy.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
For this relative to be yes satisfied.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yes, yes, he's very proud of it. And so we
did a Thanksgiving in at Christmas and we all go, wow,
that's a salty turkey.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
That's brind out. That is Brian.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
I'll tell you what you've done, briand on that.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
One, okay, I have I can't stand. I have to
pretend to like because it makes my daughter happy, but
I ain't putting a thing in them. I hate stockings.
(38:49):
I cannot stand hanging the stockings because you know how
much it costs. I want to love damn for old stockings.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's so stupid, I told em, and I go, you
know what, I'm link with paper so it looks filled.
What are you gonna get? You're gonna get candy, some underwear,
some socks. Do you really want all that? Bs? No,
I'm not putting it. I'm not spending one hundred and
fifty bucks to fill a stocking when you have all
these things under the tree. Yeah, oh it makes me
so angry. I hate stocking.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh we've solved this in my family. What we put
the same things in the stockings every year.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Wait and you open it.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Well, there's like a couple of year rotation. But we
just have a bunch of Chrismic knickknack Christmas nicknacks that
live in a box. And every year, my mom just
puts the Christmas knickknacks in the stockings and we open them,
we go wow, and then we forget about them because
the presence under the tree, you are the real presence.
So then she just takes them back and puts them
redistributes them the next year.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I mean, do you have to pretend well every year,
we all we all joke around about it.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Everyone knows on the down low. Okay, have been out
of rotation for a year or two, and you'll it'll
surprise you. Oh okay, yeah, that's how you solved that.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
All right, we'll get a bunch of well still, i'd
have to get a bunch of crap.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
But only then one time.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Then only one time. Then I've done.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Okay, that's Catherine solved that one. Early on.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Catherine sounds like a Jeb genius.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Very smart.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
All right, hit the double D news music.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
We got some apparently wicked Wicked news.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Okay, so I've got three things about one about Ariana Grande,
one about the Wicked franchise, and then one about both
of them. So Ariana Grande is now back to being
the most streamed artist on.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
More than Taylor Swift, more.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Than anybody because of Wicked. Oh, she's millions and millions
and millions of followers. Now that just came out yesterday,
Number two. Wicked has with this the release of the
second movie. In two days, it made over what it
(41:12):
costs to make.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
So it made two hundred million in forty eight hours.
So now the combined total between both movies is almost
a billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
If there's a Wicked three, I will hurt somebody, Laura Kane,
there will be no yes what why?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
It is going to be based on Glinda.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
So the France is that Arianna.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yes, so that franchise is.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Not so happy.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, Oh my god, Oh Annie, dude, it's gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Dude. Of course they're going to do a third one.
This is such a big money maker. My god, I
I haven't seen one of them.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yes, So it came out day after Thanksgiving, Cynthia Revo
and Ariana Grande finally clear the air. We are in
a non demi curious, semi binary relationship. Claire explain, So
what that is is it means that they are not
(42:22):
actually a couple, but they are curious about what that
could mean.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
In everything, that means nothing, So they've said nothing.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
They've basically said that.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
So they've said something to kind of spark people's like.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Whoa, yeah, So Cynthia explained, it means we're not officially together,
but we're exploring what it might look like, and everybody
comes with it. They can't keep their hands off each other.
So I'm sure there's a little scissoring going on at
some point, but it's a witch sits So I didn't
know this. I thought Ariana Cronde was like twenty two
(42:59):
years old. She's almost thirty three. Cynthia Arrivo is thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Okay, well, let's so fine, So.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Listen, hey, scissor sisters.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Sure they've had I'm sure they've been. They've gotten extremely
close through these all this filming.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'm sure they have.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Sure they've gotten extremely.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Close they have.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I mean, so do you think they're in other words,
they're saying we've like hooked up.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I don't know. I'm sure they probably have because I
think the I think they're both bisexual. But I the
last time thing I heard was that Cynthia Arrivo was
in a relationship with a woman already.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yes she does. She not have a wife.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I thought she had a girlfriend or a wife or something.
So I'm like, well, maybe you throw another one.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I mean, that wouldn't make wifey happy to hear that, now,
would it.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
No, Wow, that little songbird.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
My neighbors had a good Thanksgiving thing last night, and
I brought over all my card games.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Oh god, did you were they appropriate?
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Well? No, because like the invited is over. But it
was like really just their friends, oh uh huh. And
I'm just the neighbor. And I had to pop in
and out while I was working. Oh so I popped
in and I just like threw a bunch of things
on the table because they were done eating already. I'm like, oh,
here's some fun games. Because pops out, I dipped.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
So you're gonna love this. Congratulations Sianna Miller. She just
announced she's pregnant at forty three with baby number three.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
So she's married to actor Ollie Green and that's their
second child together, and she has a son with a
somebody else.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I pretty unexpected to get pregnant that late.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, okay, this Ye're not gonna believe. Charlie Sheen, at sixty,
has said he has found love again.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
With a man no way.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yes, Well, did you saw the documentary on Netflix?
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
I did, But that was when we was all all
jacked up, right and he was It sounded to me
like he was kind of vague about.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
The Yeah, well listen once you get that d wow.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Apparently has he have they talked about who is? No,
it's just this just came out.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yes, correct, so allegedly.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'll say, well, I hope he's happy and sober. That's it.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah. So, uh, the horrendous but it is a guilty pleasure.
I have watched every episode so far.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Don't tell me it's that.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
It's that Ball is Fair on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
That thing.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
It's the most over the top, blown out the thing
you've ever seen. But it is fun to watch. It's
been renewed for season number two.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
And because of that it's the number one show in
on Hulu, and it broke some record, like they haven't
had a number one show like this in years, so
it's it broke some record. I don't even remember what
it was. But Kim Kardashian she wore a twenty million
(46:24):
dollar necklace to the met Gala.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
When was that?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
This was last year?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, and.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
She has asked Hulu and Disney to buy her that
necklace since. Oh no, she wore it to the this
year's met Gala, and she.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Wants the company to buy her that necklace because she's
so wonderful.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Since she's having the number one show, and it just
I don't believe that. I don't either. I think it's
probably something, but it sounded good anyway. Yeah, last night
I watched a really good movie. I didn't even know
he had a new movie out. It is a Spike
Lee movie and it's called Highest to Lowest and it
stars Denzel Washington. Oh and it is about Azel.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Denzel he just came out and said, we've been saying
it wrong the whole time.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Oh, Denzel, what did I say?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Denzel? Okay, say Denzel Washington. That's how we usually say
Denzel Denzel. Oh, that's the way he says.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
It's complicated.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
That's it recently came out.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
I don't know. So the plot is when a Titan
music mod mogul is targeted with a ransom plot, he
is jammed up in a life or death moral dilemma.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Well this sounds very Denzel Washington ish.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
It was good. I liked it a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I still want to see that Emma Stone one where
she may or man out being an alien. Oh, bona, yes,
And oh my god, I already told you about the
whole age of disclosure. Holy Mother of God. We are
not alone. We are not alone. We are not alone.
We are not alone. They're in the ocean, they're in
the sky, they're here. The military knows it. The President
(48:00):
doesn't even know it. But if he came out, don't
even get restarted. I'm conspirausly theorists right now, freak right now. Right.
Don't you believe in UFOs. We're not all in this universe?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Claire thoughts, Oh, I disagree strongly.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
With UFO, with UAPs.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I think that I think that the American government doesn't
know things about aliens that like we don't you.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Don't think we are in possession of crafts and beings. Okay,
you guys are Claire ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I think you're being sold something, Laura.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
I think you guys are your eyes are closed, open
your eyes. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I think I'm with Claire.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
They're among us.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Even so, I'm going to ask Claire this right now. Claire,
based on tonight's show, who's your favorite so far?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
No, No, it's just soon for that. It's too soon
for that because we know Brian's you're Brian's favorite. Let
her settle in little bit unless she wants to answer that.
I don't think. I don't think she should.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
You are so bossy.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I know I am super Clara.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
I'm gonna I'm gonna sweep the pot a little and
pay you now.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Oh my god, whatever, whatever, Okay. Coming up on Thursday's podcast,
we're gonna talk about a moment that lives in your
head and replays and replays even if you don't want
it to. We're gonna play a game, am I, the
drama and the game how deep will you go? Deep questions?
(49:34):
We haven't done a question like a deep deep question
game with Claire yet, so we're gonna do all that.
Coming out on Thursday. It's going to be so fun.
But in the meantime, thank you so much for listening
and watching. Happy December, the holidays. It's over.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Okay, it's over. Hey j blew my eart.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
I'll be listening to coc on Friday, ay j thank
you early early early, Claire and you might hear Claire's
voice day and Eric won't be on go but that's okay.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Well I'll be there on Friday.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Oh yeah, that's right. You're gonna heckle me.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Anyway, love your podcast?
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Can I just yell out while you're commentating, like, shall
be your boobs?
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Just please? Oh come on please don't know not a
go go?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Oh my god, that'll be amazing. Come on.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Here you can nowhere else?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Oh my god. The restrictions you put on me.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I do now, I'm restricting you to end this podcast with.
What you need to end it with.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Is that by telling you I love you?
Speaker 1 (50:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:38):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (50:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
The love your podcast thing?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah,
Do do do do do do do do call it
in music we need some but we need some bumper
music as they call it in the in the biz.
We need bumper music, but it can't be copyrighted, so
we need someone to make it for.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh, in the jizz biz of it.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh sorry, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane,
and this is Eric Rimmer. This is Claire, our new producer.
Almost a month now, or about a month.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You and I have the same shirt, only mine has
Auiji board on it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
My chemical Oh is it the same shirt? No, it's different,
but it's creepy. Yeah like he Okay, by the way,
he just bought the shirt for the look. He I
probably has never even heard a song by Mike.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I couldn't even tell you one song. I just like
the look of the shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right, Happy December.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
First, I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Why because okay, we're going to talk about coming up
holiday highs and holiday lows. Okay, But first I want
to tell you about this Christmas tree that's sitting over
here to my left. You guys can't see it, but
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oh it is right there. Okay, see that right there there? Okay,
so hold on, I'm trying to appease everybody. I'm trying
to appease everybody, Okay. So I had the bright idea,
and I was proud of myself. I said, this year,
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I'm going to hang since I have a very skinny
tree because we don't have a lot of room in here,
so I can't have a fat, fake tree, right, and
it has the lights that's on that are on it,
you know, and stuff like that. So I decided, hey,
I have a great idea and this would save some room.
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And my kids don't want a lot of gifts this year.
They want my Evan wants experiences, okay, and then Charlie
just wants money. Right, So I go, I think I'm
gonna hang the Christmas tree upside down? Oh no, just
for fun and coolness next to our podcast backdrop. So
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last night I went to the depths of the garage,
which is not an easy feat because you've seen my
garage I have. It's like a labyrinth. I found the
box with the tree in it, and I didn't wait
for Antonio, my roommate, the man in the house, to
get it out. I decided to get it out because
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I wanted it up for tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So I worked for about two hours last night putting
together the tree. Its comes in three pieces, but if
you hang it up side down, it just falls right.
So I had I took wire and I wired it
all together, and I made a chain and I chained
the thing and I hooked it up and I put
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a hook into the ceiling and it hung and it
looked so freaking cool. And I even went to Walmart
today to buy an extension cord so the lights would
work because the cord was a little too short. And
I came home today still hanging looking great. After I
put up our new backdrop, I was like, this is
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so cool. I'm so cool. Oh my gosh. I was
plugging in the cord that I bought at Walmart. All
of a sudden I heard this and bam, the tree
falls right on my head and body and pishes me
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down to the ground. The hook came out of the ceiling.
Now I think I knew this was going to happen
because when I screwed it in, it was a little
too easy to screw into the ceiling. And don't you
kind of need I think you might need a wood
beam to screw it into not just stucco, right, But
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I'm telling you, I'm proud of my c I two
now there's two holes. Looks like they like bees I've
gotten in I started like a beehive. So that's why
this tree is just sitting here right now like, but
it will be upside down next week because I'm gonna
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get the man in the house to put up some
like scaffolding so the thing stays that way. But don't
you think that's cool? Okay. Another thing that happened to
me today. I was rushing into Walgreens because I you
can get celsius and my lime flavored Perie water sparkling
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water cheap at walk You were like two.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Four dollars, right, amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So thrifty, am I? So I was on my way
to work. I had to be there at eleven. I
had an interview at eleven.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I go to the refrigerator section. I grabbed my stuff,
I grabbed some other stuff. Of course, I'm coming around
the corner getting ready to go to the cashier, and
I was wearing these boots. I don't know if it
was the boots, water on the ground, something on the ground,
but I ate shit oh, and I'm wearing this dress.
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I was wearing this dress and boots. The dress flies
up to my boobs. Because I'm sprawled out, I probably
have like, oh, look at that. Oh I got this.
That bruise, this bruise.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And of course there was about five people watching and
they are all like, are you okay? Do you need
any help? Like people running over to try to get
me up. I'm like, oh god, this is like the worst.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You Please tell me you were wearing underwear?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yes, you want to go underwear? I'm wearing hair?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Is it my face on them?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes? Okay. So last year for our tea move Terrible Christmas,
Eric bought me a pair of brief underwear that have
his face right here on the crotch with like little
bows and he's dressed like a minion. I'm telling you
what these underwear are. My They're so comfortable, surprisingly, so
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they're my favorite underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
My god, they really are.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So they have been to.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Give a gift or what.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So there's your face? I look look, so I have
these bows and a minion on my crotch, my dress
up to my chest, and as.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I've stated, that will be the closest to a vagina
my face ever.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Gets so was the start of my day, the start
of my day and the start of the podcast because
the tree fell literally minutes before Claire walked in turn it,
and I really thought I had it. I really thought
I was indeed just just so ingenious, like had such ingenuity.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You really do.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I don't though. I can't hang anything. I hang a picture,
It'll fall because you need to hang in on a board. Right,
you need to find That's what the thing's for, right,
the stud Fine, that's the things for mine.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't even know I is your stud finder not working?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
No, I didn't even hurt her works though, for the
most part.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Unfortunately, I told somebody at work about my dicktar.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So this person who shall remain nameless keeps saying, so
what do you think.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'm like, oh no, wait, you told a guy. Well,
because you know she's an HR.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Night, I am an Oh god, I know, fly me
to San Antonio right now, because that's why our HR is.
Oh god, for real, book me a ticket?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Should I just drive you?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because we take these we take these online courses that like,
you're not supposed to say You're not supposed to say
anything offensive.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
She's all got it. Check guess why I have.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You know what? You know why this person asked me
this is because I put it on Instagram as one
of like rteases. I think, so that's why it came up.
Why didn't you bring it up?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Was because you were staring at them, like.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So this person keeps saying, so what do you think?
I'm like, Okay, first of all, we've got to understand
the power of dictar. It is not something I can summon.
It just hits me. I'm watching TV. I'll see just
a character. It could be like just a character in
the background, and I'll get dicktar on that person. I
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cannot summon it. It just comes to me, and I'm sorry.
I go, I don't know, but I think you're blocked.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
She's an ampath with it, m path when it comes.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I go, you're blocked. I think you're blocked in my mind,
she said, sense it is sensitive. Yeah, my god, there's
got to be a better word for that funny I've had.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
So can we talk about the fun time we had
in Palms for Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yes, we will talk about that, but first let me
tell you about some things to look forward to you
in December, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And I just want to tell you I love your
mom so much. I'm going to take her from you.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Well, we'll talk, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Laura does call me a friend, Steeler, and so I'm
going to be a parent.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, we may have figured out how we're related. Oh true,
but we'll get to that in a second. Okay. So
it's December first, A lot to look forward to, which
is because.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We are related. I think I'm gonna need my underwear back,
the ones I'm wearing, right, because that might just be
weird underwear.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You would wear underwear that I've worn?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
What, No one brought that up.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You just said that you'd want to wear this under.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
No, no, no, I said, I think I'll need it back
because these that would be creepy, the ones I'm wearing. Yeah,
now that we're related. Oh oh, by the way, that
sound was not me. Yes, just so everybody knows they
did not rip one right here.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Are you going to December Nights?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay. So that starts on Friday, and it starts at
three o'clock in the afternoon. Get there early. I am
be prepared to park, I mean pay for parking at
the zoo and there are shuttles, did you know from
City College, Little Italy and somewhere in East Village. Yes,
so you could take a shuttle.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So that would be I'm taking an uber.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
The uber is going to be how or you don't
get off?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh no, you're I'm off.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Okay. Marie who's selling her a lote, go to a
lote by the best corn. Your on your half, totally going,
she said, the go earlier than later and go Friday.
Can you go Friday?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
She goes, that one is really busy. Yeah, but anyway,
Saturday is open at eleven and it's from eleven to eleven.
There's gonna be so much cool stuff. They're gonna have
a lounge. They're gonna have a light show, tree light show.
They're gonna have snow. Every thirty minutes or every fifteen minutes,
there's something, snow flirs, a real reindeer, a Ferris wheel
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like it goes from the it goes from the Air
and Space Museum to the zoo. All the museums will
be open. Yeah, all the museums will be It's gonna
be really great.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Are you gonna go?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, I'm covering it live for Kogo Friday morning from
five to nine pm I mean am on Friday morning.
I'll be there live like in the little media circle
that they do so to interview people. So I don't
know if i'll get my field. Oh my god, there
won't be like food vendors or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I should go Friday morning and like, harass, harass you.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
No, do not heckle me during my live reports on Coco.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Do not help joke during your live report.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, I would kill you. No, I feel like I'd run.
I'd take the microphone and run.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh my god, I totally chase you.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And it's free. It's free to get in. It's just
not free to park everywhere. Okay, the San Diego Bay
Perade of Lights and the Mission Bay pred of Lights
the next couple of weekends that happens. Let me just
tell you something. If you plan on watching it, you
will never be as cold as you know.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's freezing down there, the most.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Cold you will ever be, not even on the boat,
just on the water watching it. So be prepared and
bring bundle, bundle, bundle. Do you know what last Posadas
is in Old Town? It's this thing that's been going on.
It's on the thirteenth from five to seven, and what
they do is in Heritage Park, they recount the journey
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of Mary and Joseph as they go from to door
asking for help, like we're gonna have a baby, we
need help, we need help, and it's like this. It's
rooted in Mexican Catholicism. However, the guy said, it's really
cool to learn about, you know, new cultures, and it's
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something really special to see and to be a part of,
even if you aren't really you know, you know, Catholic
or Christian or whatever. So that happens on the thirteenth.
Hotel Dell is going to be off the charts. The
theme is oz oh Okay. They're gonna have giant lighted
poppies with a projected.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yellow brick road yep, and they're gonna have.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
A light show on the trees in the front every
thirty minutes and snow too.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh wow, and a question go.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Okay, you know what I really want to do?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That'd be really fun.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
They have these things, these beach igloos. Oh yes, they're
like six hundred but they're fully furnished and you get
like this meal and you go. You have a little
fire pit outside and you could do somemores after your meal.
But could we go four ways of six hundred bucks?
I could? Do you want to do that? Or do
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you want to be part of the Noboo Whiskey Barrel experience,
which is even more you have a full on pre
fixed dinner. No, but it sounds really awesome. It's like
in this old whiskey barrel like she was explaining all
these new things that were really cool at the Dell.
So that's gonna beautiful and.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Now yeah, oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So of Oz and uh because Frank Albaum spent many
many night there and he wrote a lot of Wizard
of Oz at the Hotelel So there you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Go in my Hollywood report. Yes, boy, do I have
to tell.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm so excited. Okay, okay, okay, Yeah, that's coming up.
We have jingle bells at the Zoo and that's it
during the evening until.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Have you ever been to that before? It's really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And the same thing at the San Diego Safari Park. Yeah,
they have the same kind of thing going on there,
and Sea World has a celebration has a celebration.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Sea World's is actually really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, it's Lego Land two for the kids, and so
it's all great and then the neighborhood displays. Now there
are so many cool places to go Sea Lights. There's
a guy at work. His name is Coupana Boy Jeff.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
He puts together Disney lands like he has the Minion Land,
he has the Fantasy Land, he has the ice Age Land.
He has this land of that land. And it's on
Meritage Court in Script's Ranch, he says, people lying, I mean,
the lines are forever because it's just he goes hall out.
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Sam is there every single night. There's a step and repeat.
It's like a big deal. And he put so much
work into this, so I wanted to give him a
shout out. It's Maritage Court in Scripts Ring.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
When does that start?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It starts? Uh or probably this weekend, okay, because I
can't imagine him being able to put up all that
stuff within the Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh, he says, my son is old enough now to
help me put stuff together. And then I'll look back
and he won't be there, and he'll be playing his
video game. Get the heck out of here, help.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Me with this?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Can do this?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh my god, sounds like a night Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So that's just some of the great things that we
have to look forward to this holiday season. There's so
many more. But anyway, happy December, and so what did
you want to see?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We had such a lovely yes time together over Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
We actually did get together. We did the day after Thanksgiving, yes,
on Friday, so Eric could meet the famous anti Doodoo.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh and she did not disappoint. I love her.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I had a very okay. It took us three hours
to get out of dass Rings when it usually takes
an hour from my mom's house because everybody was going
to Cavazon.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh yeah do oh my god, wait till I tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Okay, I went. Did you go Saturday? Yeah? You do
go on Saturday?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yes, Saturday.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
On my way out, okay, anyway, nightmare. But once we
got there, it was great. But in the car, I go, Judy,
get it all out now, all right, because we Eric
is with a friend. We don't want to offend anybody.
I don't think you could offend Eric, but just I'm
just telling you. She goes Laura, May I know what
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to say? And what not to say. So anyway, she
loved you, and we've decided that this is what happened.
My mom has red hair, my sister has red hair,
my brother has red hair. Eric has red hair. We
think my mom and dad had a baby a year
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before I was born, a redheaded boy, and they were
too It was just too early for them to have kids,
so they gave Eric up for adoption. Then boom, magically,
I came along a year later, but they decided to
keep me, and then they gave you up to your
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parents because they found a great couple in San Diego. Then,
so my sister was born, and then my brother Eric
was born. They decided to name the last kid Eric.
Too related to my family. There's no way you're not.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Even the waiter thought we were all related.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, that was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Because my sister and you are a lot alike my mom.
Don't they look Okay, so we're not allowed to say
judish age. I can't give it up, I know. I'll
just say that my mom is in her is they're
up there, Yeah, but they look great.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I cannot believe your mom's eighty five years old.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, see, she she's gonna have, I said, your mom,
I know, so she's much younger than my mom.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yes, yes, like all right, like outage, All right, okay,
but wait a minute, what we We had the best
time and then well they smoked their SIGs. Oh yeah,
they had went shopping post lunch sig break, yes, which
I don't know if you're supposed to have on the
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sidewalk in front of a restaurant on the like where
the planters are.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Listen, Judy's forty, your mom's in her eighties.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
They do whatever they did, what they did, do whatever
they do.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So then we go, we went shopping. I was the
biggest cock blocker for Laura's spending spree.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Ever, no, there was nothing, no, no, there was only
like Palm Springs has everything glitter and like Rhyan Stoney
and blingy and I'm not that kind.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I've never seen more T shirt chops, nick Knack shops,
Crystal shops. Why didn't see Oh yeah they were. Ever
I'm like, I love so many of these places on
you know, there's a lot.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Of tours there. You can tell the tours from the regulars.
So what happened to Cabazons?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Okay, So if.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You don't know what Cabson is. It's just huge outlet center.
They have absolutely every story you can imagine. It's the
biggest one in like southern California, on.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And off it's off the ten. And then if you
just when you think you've seen it all, you cross
the street and there's a whole now. Like it's huge,
and they've got all this stuff like Gucci and Sale
even to Balenciaga, Alorada, They've got everything. They've got a Nieman, Marcus,
a saxophone. I mean it's huge. So I thought, well,
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how bad could it be on Saturday? Because the day
after Thanksgiving? I was not about to.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Now when they were saying this on Friday that they
were going to go, I'm like, it's going to be
a nightmare. They don't know because people are not done shopping.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh so uh. I had breakfast my friend Julie and
Bonnie at this place called the Farm, which was great
on Saturday. And then I was cutting out and going
and Julie said, oh, they bust people in it's insane.
And watch because you'll see these people that are perfected
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that do this like professionally. I don't know if they
buy the place and then resell it, which is probably
what the deal is. Like they'll go into Pradact and
buy five thousand dollars worth of stuff and because it's
all discounted, they'll resell it on or you know, Poshmark
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or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Getting in there was a night way.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Why didn't you just turn around?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Because we were already there and you're in the thick
of it. There's so much traffic going in that you're
literally like, I'm like, I want to get into the
parking structure just to get away from all these cars.
It is because you're literally on one road. It's insane.
So we get into the parking structure and I said, listen,
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why don't you go in and just start shopping and
then I'll meet up with you at some point. I'm
going to circle and circle and circle until i find something.
So I see this couple leaving and I was like, hey,
are you are you leaving? And they're like, yes, we're
right here. So I'm waiting. I have my blinker on.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Coming up the ramp is a white Mercedes. They see
me with my blinker on, the person's leaving and they
whip right into the spot and I'm all I was like,
be calm, be calm, don't.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Do it Holidays.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And just as that happened, these two women were coming
out and the woman's like, I can't believe they just
did that. And they said it as the people were
getting out of their car and they were like, oh,
we weren't aware that he was waiting for the spot,
and she's like he had his blinker on. She goes,
we're parked right here, you can have our spot. So
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they were super super sweet.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
You were validated, Yeah, they were.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
They were super sweet. So I got in and the
lines to get into like Prada and Gucci and Sane
were down. And to get into Kim Kardashians, they have
a skims there. Oh god, that line was like a mile.
It was why crazy?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Would anybody?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Oh my god, I wouldn't for five seconds? Did you
say about an hour? Did you maybe get into any store?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I did. I bought some stuff. This is insane. So
I went into Georgia Romani and they were so get this.
They were having this was insane, seventy five percent off
and an additional thirty on top of that. So I
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got it's like eighty five percent off, isn't it seventy
five and one hundred fold? Oh twenty percent off? Huh yeah,
seventy five and then okay and then thirty Wait.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, that's one hundred. No, seventy five percent.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Seventy five plus thirty is one.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Hundred and five percent okay.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So I basically got everything for free for free?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, it was cool. It must have been an additional
It must have been seventy five with additional twenty five percent?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
No, oh no, sorry, it was seventy percent off with
an additional with an additional thirty.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So no, that would make it free.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, that would make it free though, So you walked
out of there without paying?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Really, the only thing that I paid for were the
shoes that I bought to correctly, no, I because the
shoes were discounted, but they weren't on.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The how much were they originally? And what did you pay?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
So the shoes were I probably got. I probably got
about fifteen hundred dollars worth of clothes for I think
it was like seventy bucks. It was insane. The only
thing I paid any amount for were the shoes.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
So would you do it all over again?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Because I would not do I would probably wait a
couple more days, like I was just pressed for time.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
You know, I left about four thirty and a lot
of people had left. So if I was going to
do it again, i'd come home a day later and
go Sunday later in the evening.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Or later in the evening.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, but yeah, I would definitely do it again.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
And my mom and I wanted to sneak off to
Marongo casino, but my sister was having a cow because
the dog was inside for like six hours and God forbid,
the dog poops by accident inside the house.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh my god. So my mom and I like, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
We couldn't go to the casino.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Did I tell you at lunch what happened with the hotel?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
So we stayed at this really nice hotel and they upgraded.
We got there in no time because there was no trap.
Why I'm not sure, like do you.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Have a fancy card or something?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No, But she said, oh, you know, I'm going to
upgrade you. And I was like, oh, okay, So the.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
First you're not the most smiley, like.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I was a delight when I were you delight? Yeah,
because we got there so early and you couldn't check
in until a real delight. I was so delightful. And
she's like, oh yeah, for forty bucks, you can. You
(27:43):
can check it now because your room's ready and I'm
all done.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Right weather than where? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
So uh dump everything off. And it was so hot
in Palm Springs. It was like eighty seven degrees.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It was no, it was it wasn't. I not even
that hot. I was there Friday in no big deal.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
It was so hot. So well, sugar melts in the sun.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh darling, Yeah, like what sand doesn't melt? Sand melts
in the glass, right, What isn't sand made from glass?
Isn't glass made from sand? Talking about yeah, yeah, what
because if I'm made of sand and I melt, I
melt into glass? Do you you are made of sugar?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
So I just melt. I just become a puddle, melt.
I just melt. So we come back and we're getting
ready to go. We had dinner reservations. So I hear
as I'm getting ready, this screaming down the hall, Shane,
let me fucking in, like my phone's in there, like drama, drama, drama.
(28:47):
I love with oh with, I love sanity, and it's.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
My favorite thing. I'll open the windows up next.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
So I was like, the door is that and he
goes it sounds like it's kind of from down the hall.
So we had a private balcony that overlooked the pool,
but you could see the hallway from like the corner.
So I just walk out there and look, and he's like, hey,
do we get back in here? And I was like, well,
what the fuck is going on out there? So I
look and see this guy just like trying to kick
(29:17):
in the doories, pounding on it, squaring, screaming, and it
is not stopping. It's getting worse and worse and worse
by the minute. So I'm like, all right, this is
this could go on all night. So I call the
front desk.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh god, the narc No, you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Would have to be in outer space to not hear it,
like you could hear it every somebody else call and
it was reverberating everywhere. So it goes straight to voicemail
and so I go, Hi, this is mister Rummer in
Room one twenty nine. I go, I don't know what's
going on over there. But and we were on the
top floor and this was like maybe six doors down
(29:57):
or something, And I said, but if somebody could put
this to bed, like otherwise I'm checking.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Out of this hot I was like, threads, so no.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
But I was like, I'm not going to listen to
this all night, Like this is crazy. So it doesn't stop.
It's just getting worse and worse and worse, and it
then it starts getting violent, okay, and so so I'm like,
I'm just gonna go down to the lobby. So I
get to the bottom of the step and I see
(30:30):
like eight cops running through the lobby and I'm all, oh,
it looks like this is handled. They I'm telling you,
those Palm Springs police, they don't mess around. Before I
even got back to the room, that whole thing was
shut down, not one peep at all.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Did I tell you I got a ticket? When?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
And why did you do?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I'm an idiot? Is it when we had Remember I
said I got I got rocks?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yes, I thought, oh.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
No, now mind you. The curb was just the curb color,
maybe the white had chipped off. But I swear to
god it said three hour parking, So I parked there.
I said three minute.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
So we were there for like two hours. Oh, come back,
there's like this thing on my cargo Hau like what
oh man, three minute park? Thank god my car was
still there.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
How it is suck, it is funny. Oh, I have
to show you this too before we go on to
the stuff. So my shirt is do you recognize it?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
It is?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Oh, death becomes her Meryl Streep and Goldie Han and
I am I've seen death becomes her probably thirty times.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What I've never seen it? What one?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Laura May? I know you're coming over and we're watching it.
It is so funny and it's still have you seen niclarerank? God?
It is so good. It still holds up today. The
special effects are great. And it's about two women who
are so obsessed with staying young that they resort to
(32:15):
just drastic measures.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
So that that resonates with me.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh, so this, this big white dot right here is
a hole in her stomach and she shoots her. Meryl
Streep shoots her through the stomach with this and she's
still alive. So there it. There's a whole thing behind it.
But there's a gift shop in Palm Springs called Greetings.
And the guy who does all this stuff his name
(32:41):
is Glenn Hansen h A N. S O N. And
he does all these caricatures anybody. You can imagine. He's, oh,
he could do one of us, for sureatures and we
would look, do they not look exactly?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
They do. So he's he's good. That's like, he's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
He does everybody. And so here, wait.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Hold on, as you're talking, I'm going to show you.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Oh yeah. So they carry a bunch of his stuff
like mugs, greeting cards, t shirts, and coasters, and so
you would think I entertained thirty people at a time.
In my house, I have so many coasters of this
(33:30):
of this guy I have. I bought Farah Faucet, Charlie's Angels,
The Death Becomes Her, I do, I do? I Madonna
share Kylie Minogue. So I went to show somebody. I
was at work and he was like. One of my
residents was like, how is your time in Bom Springs
(33:51):
And I was like, oh, it's great. And I asked
him if he had ever heard of this artist, and
I was like, oh, he goes, yeah, he goes. I
love his stuff. And I said, oh, well, this gift
shop carries it exclusively. I type in greetings Palm Springs
and this huge X comes up and it says, uh,
(34:14):
this is a pornographic website, and I'm all, oh my god.
I was like, no, it's not. They don't carry any
porn there. It's just greeting cards and mugs. And I'm like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Tell you something funny. When Jeff and Jer when we
were on the air, we first got a website, jeffanjer
dot com. Okay, well, people would sometimes spell out Jerry,
Jeffanjerry dot com, Jerry dot com with these two nude
dudes with big giant dicks. Oh, it would be in
all these poses outside like you were super tan. So
(34:49):
if some poor listener was like Jeffanjerry dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
They're like, wow, Jeff and Jerry, I'm gonna keep listening
to this.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Hey, this is a terrible character. This is my daughter
and me look at me. Okay, that is like this
is from double Park. So this is not a good character.
That is that is a good character. But can I
show you what I painted my son for Christmas? I
just got a frame. He I'm sure he's not watching
(35:19):
or she, so okay, so you can. Actually, I'm just
gonna preface this by saying you can take a picture
that you really like, and you can send it to
Amazon Paint by Numbers and they make the picture into
a paint by numbers that you can paint and they
give you all the paint, the brushes, the da da da.
So this is the picture originally, this is uh, Maya
(35:43):
and Charlie. Okay, it's a cute picture of Maya, of
Charlie kissing Maya. So this is this is the final project.
Isn't that good? That looks awesome? I painted that Okay, wow,
And I'm gonna put it in a frame and I'm
gonna give it to Is that so cute?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Or your very talented? Though you really are, I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Not really with the hanging of the thing.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I think I'm gonna send in the picture of you
giving me the baby jump when we were at that
thing for Jay that time, the.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Baby jump, the baby jump.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Okay, wait real quick before we get into your double
D because I know you have wicked news, I want
to ask you guys a quick question. Yes about holiday
highs and lows? Yes, what is one thing that you
love about this time of year?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
The lights, Claire, Uh, seeing my family and stuff, everyone
being in town.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Absolutely, that's the same thing for me that I get
to see one or two kids, possibly two, usually just one.
But that's my favorite part of the holidays. And then
I love that this year my daughter's like, I don't
want presents, I just want experiences on Like, I'll save
up some money and we'll do some cool love it. Okay.
What is one thing that you you pretend.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
To like.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
But you secretly despise about the holidays?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Listening to the same fucking Christmas song over and over
and over.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Why don't you change for it? Why you? Oh do
you have like piped in music at work?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
And if I have to hear Mariah Carey sing that
song again, I will blow my brain.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'll turn on to start ninety four while oh my god,
Christmas music.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Thank goodness. I mean, I have Christmas music at home.
Never listen to it, okay, because I'm so burnt out
on listening to Christmas songs, Claire.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Every year we go to the same relative's house, and
every year there's briand Turkey, and everyone has to pretend
to like the briand Turkey. Nobody likes the Brian Turkey.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh god, what what is Brian? What is Brian? Exactly?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
It's just salt. It is very salty. You just soak
it in. I mean, what is Brian but saltwater right right?
And it just is not yummy, But you need to
pretend that it's yummy.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
For this relative to be yes satisfied.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yes, yes, he's very proud of it. And so we
did a Thanksgiving in at Christmas and we all go, wow,
that's a salty turkey.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
That's brind out. That is Brian.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
I'll tell you what you've done, briand on that.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
One, okay, I have I can't stand. I have to
pretend to like because it makes my daughter happy, but
I ain't putting a thing in them. I hate stockings.
(38:49):
I cannot stand hanging the stockings because you know how
much it costs. I want to love damn for old stockings.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's so stupid, I told em, and I go, you
know what, I'm link with paper so it looks filled.
What are you gonna get? You're gonna get candy, some underwear,
some socks. Do you really want all that? Bs? No,
I'm not putting it. I'm not spending one hundred and
fifty bucks to fill a stocking when you have all
these things under the tree. Yeah, oh it makes me
so angry. I hate stocking.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh we've solved this in my family. What we put
the same things in the stockings every year.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Wait and you open it.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Well, there's like a couple of year rotation. But we
just have a bunch of Chrismic knickknack Christmas nicknacks that
live in a box. And every year, my mom just
puts the Christmas knickknacks in the stockings and we open them,
we go wow, and then we forget about them because
the presence under the tree, you are the real presence.
So then she just takes them back and puts them
redistributes them the next year.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I mean, do you have to pretend well every year,
we all we all joke around about it.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Everyone knows on the down low. Okay, have been out
of rotation for a year or two, and you'll it'll
surprise you. Oh okay, yeah, that's how you solved that.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
All right, we'll get a bunch of well still, i'd
have to get a bunch of crap.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
But only then one time.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Then only one time. Then I've done.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Okay, that's Catherine solved that one. Early on.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Catherine sounds like a Jeb genius.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Very smart.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
All right, hit the double D news music.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
We got some apparently wicked Wicked news.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Okay, so I've got three things about one about Ariana Grande,
one about the Wicked franchise, and then one about both
of them. So Ariana Grande is now back to being
the most streamed artist on.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
More than Taylor Swift, more.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Than anybody because of Wicked. Oh, she's millions and millions
and millions of followers. Now that just came out yesterday,
Number two. Wicked has with this the release of the
second movie. In two days, it made over what it
(41:12):
costs to make.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
So it made two hundred million in forty eight hours.
So now the combined total between both movies is almost
a billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
If there's a Wicked three, I will hurt somebody, Laura Kane,
there will be no yes what why?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
It is going to be based on Glinda.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
So the France is that Arianna.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yes, so that franchise is.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Not so happy.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, Oh my god, Oh Annie, dude, it's gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Dude. Of course they're going to do a third one.
This is such a big money maker. My god, I
I haven't seen one of them.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yes, So it came out day after Thanksgiving, Cynthia Revo
and Ariana Grande finally clear the air. We are in
a non demi curious, semi binary relationship. Claire explain, So
what that is is it means that they are not
(42:22):
actually a couple, but they are curious about what that
could mean.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
In everything, that means nothing, So they've said nothing.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
They've basically said that.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
So they've said something to kind of spark people's like.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Whoa, yeah, So Cynthia explained, it means we're not officially together,
but we're exploring what it might look like, and everybody
comes with it. They can't keep their hands off each other.
So I'm sure there's a little scissoring going on at
some point, but it's a witch sits So I didn't
know this. I thought Ariana Cronde was like twenty two
(42:59):
years old. She's almost thirty three. Cynthia Arrivo is thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Okay, well, let's so fine, So.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Listen, hey, scissor sisters.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Sure they've had I'm sure they've been. They've gotten extremely
close through these all this filming.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'm sure they have.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Sure they've gotten extremely.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Close they have.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I mean, so do you think they're in other words,
they're saying we've like hooked up.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I don't know. I'm sure they probably have because I
think the I think they're both bisexual. But I the
last time thing I heard was that Cynthia Arrivo was
in a relationship with a woman already.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yes she does. She not have a wife.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I thought she had a girlfriend or a wife or something.
So I'm like, well, maybe you throw another one.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I mean, that wouldn't make wifey happy to hear that, now,
would it.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
No, Wow, that little songbird.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
My neighbors had a good Thanksgiving thing last night, and
I brought over all my card games.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Oh god, did you were they appropriate?
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Well? No, because like the invited is over. But it
was like really just their friends, oh uh huh. And
I'm just the neighbor. And I had to pop in
and out while I was working. Oh so I popped
in and I just like threw a bunch of things
on the table because they were done eating already. I'm like, oh,
here's some fun games. Because pops out, I dipped.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
So you're gonna love this. Congratulations Sianna Miller. She just
announced she's pregnant at forty three with baby number three.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
So she's married to actor Ollie Green and that's their
second child together, and she has a son with a
somebody else.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I pretty unexpected to get pregnant that late.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, okay, this Ye're not gonna believe. Charlie Sheen, at sixty,
has said he has found love again.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
With a man no way.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yes, Well, did you saw the documentary on Netflix?
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
I did, But that was when we was all all
jacked up, right and he was It sounded to me
like he was kind of vague about.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
The Yeah, well listen once you get that d wow.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Apparently has he have they talked about who is? No,
it's just this just came out.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yes, correct, so allegedly.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'll say, well, I hope he's happy and sober. That's it.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah. So, uh, the horrendous but it is a guilty pleasure.
I have watched every episode so far.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Don't tell me it's that.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
It's that Ball is Fair on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
That thing.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
It's the most over the top, blown out the thing
you've ever seen. But it is fun to watch. It's
been renewed for season number two.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
And because of that it's the number one show in
on Hulu, and it broke some record, like they haven't
had a number one show like this in years, so
it's it broke some record. I don't even remember what
it was. But Kim Kardashian she wore a twenty million
(46:24):
dollar necklace to the met Gala.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
When was that?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
This was last year?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, and.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
She has asked Hulu and Disney to buy her that
necklace since. Oh no, she wore it to the this
year's met Gala, and she.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Wants the company to buy her that necklace because she's
so wonderful.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Since she's having the number one show, and it just
I don't believe that. I don't either. I think it's
probably something, but it sounded good anyway. Yeah, last night
I watched a really good movie. I didn't even know
he had a new movie out. It is a Spike
Lee movie and it's called Highest to Lowest and it
stars Denzel Washington. Oh and it is about Azel.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Denzel he just came out and said, we've been saying
it wrong the whole time.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Oh, Denzel, what did I say?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Denzel? Okay, say Denzel Washington. That's how we usually say
Denzel Denzel. Oh, that's the way he says.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
It's complicated.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
That's it recently came out.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
I don't know. So the plot is when a Titan
music mod mogul is targeted with a ransom plot, he
is jammed up in a life or death moral dilemma.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Well this sounds very Denzel Washington ish.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
It was good. I liked it a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I still want to see that Emma Stone one where
she may or man out being an alien. Oh, bona, yes,
And oh my god, I already told you about the
whole age of disclosure. Holy Mother of God. We are
not alone. We are not alone. We are not alone.
We are not alone. They're in the ocean, they're in
the sky, they're here. The military knows it. The President
(48:00):
doesn't even know it. But if he came out, don't
even get restarted. I'm conspirausly theorists right now, freak right now. Right.
Don't you believe in UFOs. We're not all in this universe?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Claire thoughts, Oh, I disagree strongly.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
With UFO, with UAPs.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I think that I think that the American government doesn't
know things about aliens that like we don't you.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Don't think we are in possession of crafts and beings. Okay,
you guys are Claire ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I think you're being sold something, Laura.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
I think you guys are your eyes are closed, open
your eyes. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I think I'm with Claire.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
They're among us.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Even so, I'm going to ask Claire this right now. Claire,
based on tonight's show, who's your favorite so far?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
No, No, it's just soon for that. It's too soon
for that because we know Brian's you're Brian's favorite. Let
her settle in little bit unless she wants to answer that.
I don't think. I don't think she should.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
You are so bossy.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I know I am super Clara.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
I'm gonna I'm gonna sweep the pot a little and
pay you now.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Oh my god, whatever, whatever, Okay. Coming up on Thursday's podcast,
we're gonna talk about a moment that lives in your
head and replays and replays even if you don't want
it to. We're gonna play a game, am I, the
drama and the game how deep will you go? Deep questions?
(49:34):
We haven't done a question like a deep deep question
game with Claire yet, so we're gonna do all that.
Coming out on Thursday. It's going to be so fun.
But in the meantime, thank you so much for listening
and watching. Happy December, the holidays. It's over.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Okay, it's over. Hey j blew my eart.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
I'll be listening to coc on Friday, ay j thank
you early early early, Claire and you might hear Claire's
voice day and Eric won't be on go but that's okay.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Well I'll be there on Friday.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Oh yeah, that's right. You're gonna heckle me.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Anyway, love your podcast?
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Can I just yell out while you're commentating, like, shall
be your boobs?
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Just please? Oh come on please don't know not a
go go?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Oh my god, that'll be amazing. Come on.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Here you can nowhere else?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Oh my god. The restrictions you put on me.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I do now, I'm restricting you to end this podcast with.
What you need to end it with.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Is that by telling you I love you?
Speaker 1 (50:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:38):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (50:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
The love your podcast thing?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah,
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