August 28, 2025 • 32 mins
In this episode, we kick things off with "Rando News," sharing a selection of wild and outrageous stories that will definitely make you say, "What?" One particularly entertaining segment delves into the extreme measures people take to recover their lost phones. As the episode unfolds, Laura introduces a new deck of woo-woo cards, inviting everyone to draw a card and explore their fate. The discussion becomes a lively mix of skepticism and curiosity, as they each reflect on the meanings behind their cards. This episode offers a funny af blend of entertainment and introspection…maybe. Haha. Love your podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fake La Boo Boos.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Speaking of La
Boo boo, listen to this listen listen.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Did you get another one?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That is, why did you buy another one? That is
the most annoying thing I've had.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I it's all my purse. Somebody gave it to me.
Somebody gave it to me. I did not buy it.
I did not say they're terrible, I know, just for
a joke.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Also, no offense. You might feel a little old for them.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh I know that, Bryan Brian.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But yeah, here they are. Not only do you have one,
but it's on your purse.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I know. I did it just for just for content,
just with the show, Okay, Like I just put it
on my purse.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Because for the literary content.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I literally got it yesterday and my friend gave it
to me and I put it on her first, and
I was like, this is funny. And these are so dumb,
Like why are they so popular? They're ugly, They're so ugly,
they're hideous, and they're like, what's the big what's the
big hullabaloo over this whole thing? I don't get it.
I do not get le Boo Boo I don't either.
(01:35):
I don't get it. I don't get it anyway. Welcome
to Lourcane after Dark. I'm Lauracane, air Grimmer, HI producer
Brian Hello, who's leaving us in November. We need to
produce your guys, So if you.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Think you're going to miss me, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Brian, are you gonna kind of miss me?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Please send your applications to Lola Kane after.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Dark, Lauracane a D Gloracane a D at Gmail or Instagram,
Lauracane after Dark. If you guys want a chance to
sit in be part of our show, we would love
to have you and and be part of the family.
I don't want you to go. I don't want you
(02:20):
to go.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't like this at all that you throw a
temper tantrum.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm more inclined to stay now.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh my god, what would it take?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What would it take for you to say?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
A million dollars? Better get you, better.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Get take literally like I'm not kidding, pretend just just
at it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Would it take? It would take some things you cannot
possibly guarantee.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Let I know, I'm just like I'm in fantasyland here, Okay.
I bought a ticket to the power Ball, and I
haven't checked it yet.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, No, it's not a money thing. It's not so
money could fix.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's nothing money could fix, probably, not not even like
five hundred million.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, because then you could just if I had five
hundred million. I'm quitting the show tomorrow, see you like
I'm done. I know, I'm retiring to the mansion of Lahoy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Or something million that's run from fust.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, but it's not a money thing.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I know it's not. I know it's not, and it's good.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There are there are some very simple things that could
reverse my decision probably, but it's not money.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What I'm not okay, okay is that okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
She's gonna get into it here.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I want to get it. I told you know me,
you know me, you know I really want to get
into it.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Have Laura moved away, I'd stay. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
This is uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, my orbits are sweaty.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Eric will say the most out of pocket thing, and
then like the second there's any sort of like back
and forth, he's like a I can't handle this is so,
and then he'll show. But then he'll show like the
grossest thing after everyone's telling him not to. I know, like,
don't do it like I'm gonna do it, like.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I know the thing that came out of your arm.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh my god, do you want to see it again?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I will.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I will end the show if you start pulling out
your phone again.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, tell us about your shows and then we'll talk
about Little White Cosmetic.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay. So the other night I watched two things. I
watched Oh God, sorry that I still had it on
the watch.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The Biggest Loser thing I did? Did you like that?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I did? And so Jilli and Michaels didn't participate.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
In the Yeah, in the documentary she didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
She didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And do you remember that show, The Biggest Loser?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, But I'm gonna be honest, I could not get
less about that sort.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Of I watched it like it was. It was a
good show. So I watched that. And then I watched
a movie with Vanessa Shaw. It's called Night Always Comes,
and it's on both of these Both of those were
on Netflix New. Yeah, it's new. When she plays a
(05:08):
single mom who's trying to buy the house that she
lives in. She's working like two jobs and it's kind
of one of those thrillers where she gets into a
lot of bad situations to get some money. Oh, kind
of like me, yeah yeah, kind of night always comes
(05:29):
with Laura Kane.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
They were both good.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Evan and I started watching The Gilded Age. Have you
heard about one?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's good. It's good. It's about it's like set in
the eighteen hundreds or nineteen hundreds. I think, I don't
know whatever, but it's like old New York money and
New New York money, and like the fight between the
two of them and the families and stuff. So it's
starting to get good. It's starting to get good. Okay,
but first we need to talk about Lly Cosmetic because
(05:58):
they are literally saving my sister's life. My sister said
to me, gosh, I want to say a year ago,
she's like, I went like this to her and she
went ow ow ow And I went, what's wrong? I
didn't even I didn't even touch you that hard. She goes, no, no,
where I have my implant. It's like under here is
(06:20):
so sore, it's like it hurts. I'm like, that's not good, Jenny,
that's that's actually really bad. And she goes, Yeah, it's
really really hard right here, and they're getting bigger and
bigger and bigger. And she goes, I don't know what
to do. I'm like, I know what to do. I
know what to do. So I made a call to
the Hoye Cosmetic Surgery Center. I got Jenny on the phone.
(06:41):
We had a three way phone call. We got on
doctor Swiston. She came down, she met with doctor Swiston
and uh she he checked her out and he gave
her just several options, and she went with an option
she never even thought was possible. This is what La
(07:01):
Joya Cosmetic is all about. Yeah, they just want you
to look your best, however that may be. If you want,
if you want fat transferred from your belly to your butt,
belly to your boobs or you know, to your cheeks
or whatever, if you have that kind of they can
do that. If you want three sixty LiPo, if you
(07:23):
want a facelift, if you want a nose job, if
you need a chin implant, if you need anything, a
better chin implant than that sunset. Yeah, that would not
come from La Joia Cosmo. You mean that love never?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh my gosh, did you see that?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah? No, so La Joia Cosmetic Surgery Center is the
place to go. Doctor Swiston is the most incredible man.
He is the one that did my breast augmentation, and
he spent so much time with me. I was almost
like I almost felt guilty, like I was taking too
much of his time. I think he needs to go
(08:03):
into surgery or something like, what the heck? You know?
You're you're, You're. He's so thorough, he's so incredibly amazing.
So anyway, La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center for any surgical need.
If you want a mommy makeover, you deserve it, get it.
Go to La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center. Thousands upon thousands
(08:24):
of five star reviews. You can't beat them. Lahoya Cosmetic
Surgery Center. And I can't wait to tell you about
Jenny's journey. Yes, she's getting her surgery in early September,
a couple of weeks, a couple of weeks away. All right, Brian,
start up that random music. I know you're like, what music?
(08:44):
We don't have any music?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Think you You always say that you're like, play some music.
I'm like, what do you think I have over here?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Whatever? Whatever is there?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You say whatever, But there's literally nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I know I need to load some more music on there.
But you know what, Mama didn't have time because mom,
I had Evan here all week and that takes up
a lot of time and a lot of money, A
lot of money, A lot of money.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You would have spent that regardless, probably probably.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
On the boo boos.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh no way, no way, all right, do you drop
your phone a lot?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, have you seen my phone?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, I believe it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It is cracked beyond It's cracked on the top, it's
cracked on this side, it's cracked down here, It's cracked
all the way across. Uh. They did a survey. Wallet
Hubb did a survey. This is unbelievable to me.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Wallet Hub, wallet hub is that is that is that
under the umbrella of porn hub.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, I don't know, but it's like a website and
some I don't know, some random website whatever they do,
like surveys and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Brian, Brian's whole relationship with me is just an eye roll.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And they said the I American will drop their phone
ten times this year. You will drop your phone ten
times this year, Okay, And then uh thirty eight said
they would rather lose their wallet than lose their phone.
Would you rather lose your wallet or your phone? Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Easy?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
My wallet because I never carry one.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You don't, wait, you don't ID? Is it in your phone?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No, it's in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Wait do you carry your ID with you? You just
throw in your pocket?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Wait wait wait wait without a card?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, that's the only two things like here, That's.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
The whole point of a wallet is to carry those things.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So you have literally have two cards in your pocket
and a phone.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, so wait in your pocket, in your pocket, this
second art is your ID in like a credit cards.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Your ID in your debit card.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, and then you're I feel like he's so like,
I feel like he's lying.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I've actually I've never seen it with a wallet never,
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And I never have cash ever, but never carry cash.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Wow, it doesn't have like a Louis Vuitton wallat or something.
I do. I have like seven of them.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I know, he's I know.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I have like three Gucci wallets.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I have yeah, real ones? Yeah, okay, do.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You just not like that that feeling in the back.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't know why I have so many wallets. I
just like them.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
But then I have to get a new wallets soon.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
What kind do you want?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well, I have a Louis V wallet. You do, but
the edges are starting to wear.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Do you have it on you right now? Is the Louis?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I want to see it. I want to see it
and see is Louis. Oh no, we're gonna have to
give great and we're gonna have to give him alite
baton wallafer goodbye present. I just see what it looks like.
That's a nice wallet. This is a very nice wallet.
I like this. Blue is very manly. Look at it's
(12:01):
very black black.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I'm sorry black.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I can't again, I can't see now, Brian, this is
like perfect. It holds cards. Aren't there other things you
need to carry with you, like like gate key or
or anything like that? A key bomb?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, I'm not gonna put that in my wallet.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, wow, all right?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Wait what about just like a card wallet? They're super thin,
they're like fairly bigger than the card itself.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I have one of those two. I have actually two
of them. I have a Gucci one and I don't
know what the other one is.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Those are super huge and fun. But no, there's just
two loose cards. That's swish and round in your pants.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Have you ever lost your cards?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, they've never just fallen right out of your.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Pocket or left them in your pants and then went
through the washing machine.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Right, I'm way too organized for that. That's true.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, but you also are at the same time like
not what's the word, not clumsy, but like, oh, I'm
clumsy accident prone at the very least sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Twenty five percent of these people that were pulled said
that breaking their phone would be more upsetting than crashing
their car.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's crazy, that's nute.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Now this is even crazier. Twenty five percent said it
would be more upsetting than losing their child in a
supermar Losing their phone would be more upsetting than losing.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
For me, that would be way more up That's from
people who definitely don't have kids. That's like seventeen year olds,
and they're just asking them hypothically. God, if I was
a parent.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'd forget that I even had a kid because I'd
be so busy on my phone.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, would you dive into a pool fully clothed at
a wedding to save your phone?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
No, okay, like dive in like oh my god, my
phone just jump straight in right?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No, sure, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Fifty nine percent said yes, what was your water?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
In a second, find something to fish that with.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Would you climb into a dumpster to get your No.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, oh easily, that's just that'd be a waste of
money if you didn't, I.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Know, fifty six percent I am not.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No way. Would I climb around in a full of
trash and use tampon?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
No, it's just like one of those like big dumpsters
are outside businesses. You just gotta jump in there and
grab it. You have to go for digging through.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh yeah, you have to.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You just to get in the dumpster.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You have to get in the dumpster though.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, I'd have somebody to do it for me.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
There's also around, No, you have to do it. Would
you miss an international flight?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Wait, if I didn't have my phone, yes, yes, because
i'd have my tickets on it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah. No, Actually I feel like I don't know if
I could serve like, yeah, i'd super attach my phone,
but this is quite necessary.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, yeah, so I would.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I don't know how I would be along without phone.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Here we go. No, you're at a festival, you're using
the port.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
MM Hm, yes, I'm reaching and grabbing.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Well, nope, goes down. Do you reach in down in
there and grab the phone?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Bryan R.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
What do you know?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You realize how much your phones are?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yes, very A thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, if you have the insurance. No, I have insurance.
I would never.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing, the alternative. Imagine it
this way. I lock you in a porter body. I said,
if you don't put your hand, if you don't touch
the porter the juice at the bottom, you to slide
in that under a thousand dollars on the door, I'm
not letting you out. And you would say, fine, I'll
just slide you one thousand dollars in the door.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
No, no, no, I would not stick. I won't even
use a portum. You would rather won't use.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You guys, would rather pay me a thousand dollars to
be let out of the port party than just touch
the porter party cleaning liquid.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I would do it, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Your phone is worth like a thousand dollars, just grab it.
You would pay a thousand.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Okay, okay, all right, question okay.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So the question is like, if your phone drops in there,
are you grabbing it. I'm saying the a alternative or
a comparatible view is if I lock you in a
port of potty, I say, you've got two options. Reach
your hand there and just touch the fluid at the bottom,
or slide a thousand dollars on the door if you
want to be let out. Which one are you choosing?
So either get have to pay a thousand dollars to
(16:23):
get let out.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Of the Oh I would I would touch the fluid.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
How is that different with your phone?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Though? I know? So yeah, okay, I grab my phone. Now, Okay,
I'm going I'm dumb dumps, I'm.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm peeing in a bush to avoid.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Also, it's like it's deep, you just gotta like just
grab it.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No, if it's not deep, that's super gross.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
It's not deep gross. Also, that's stuff, that's stuff. You
won't even smell it. That stuff is super The clean
stuff in there smells great.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So, okay, would you risk climbing down into subway tracks
to grab your phone? Sure? Fell, yeah, sure really?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
But if there's no train, like, yeah, there's a couple
months between trains, you got time. Just don't touch the
third rail and you'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Well, twenty percent said that they would, and they said
they're dumb enough to said that they would.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's not that dumb. You will argue that every day.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay. So here are some things that fans have left
behind and festivals. Think about the poor people that have
to come up and clean up after Coachella. I can't
imagine or stagecoach.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Now, I can tell you right now, but if I
went to a festival, yes, I know what I would
leave if I had it. It's a kid.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You could leave a kid at the fest of purpose
for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
On purpose.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, that's why we don't give you a kid.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
What do you Okay, do you have any guesses?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I'm going to say, wallets, purses, phones, Well, those are just.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Those are normal drugs. Yeah, those are normal.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Here's some weird their car.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
A wig with a pile of uncooked broccoli sitting on
top of it.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I can see that. Well, of course that's no, but
I can think. I can think of the scenario leads
that pretty easily. Someone like wearing a wig like Hamilton Brocoli.
I want to eat it, and they take the wig
off and like I'll just sit here for a second.
They forget it.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
A wooden carving of a turtle.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Sure, if I bought the vendor out there.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
A sculpture made out of trash?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Probably were bored a tooth. Probably someone got punched and answering, Michie.
I can't explain that one. I don't know about that one.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
What's that all about?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Are some pretty strong drugs?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Eight dollars in quarters, all sitting in a perfect stack,
thirty two coins.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No one's quarters.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
A cat.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Jone brought the cat and they forgot.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That somebody had it on a leash and left it
tied to a true Oh baby, Well, at least you
got sleeved. Okay, a bloody.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Knife, okay.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Murders happened everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
A small bottle of breath freshener that turned out to
be LSD.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
That's dude, No, that's wait, that is genius. Though you
see a little top ups.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You know, I mean, I don't know how. I don't
know how. I never did LSD. Well.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Acid tabs are just like you.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Know, is LSD an acid? The same thing?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Acid, I believe is a prepared form of LSD. So
acid typically is a tab you peel in your tongue.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, and LSD.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I think the active ingredient is still exists.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That gets a whole new meaning to the term. But
knock a blast.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Two zip wok bags full of urine. Bottles of urine
are very, very very common. Dentures. Oh, a four foot
paper machet sculpture in the shape of a dick.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, I wondered where that went.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
An uneaten burrito tucked inside of a shoe.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I can see you're forgetting about that. It's a bummer,
but so weird.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
A glass wine bottle filled with what appeared to be
liquid feces.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
What let's not interrogate that one.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
A prosthetic leg with many liquor bottles and there was
a phone number on it along with call me if
found or don't Okay, So now here are the big
fashioned don'ts if you go to Disneyland, Okay, you anywhere
in the world costumes for adults. Kids in twelve and
(20:51):
under can dress like their favorite princess or pirate, but
grown ups are out of luck. Why Disney wants the
official character in the park just be the only one?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Oh, this is a big news story, Like someone was
on the news one time. Because she's like, you know,
she's probably like her twenties. She dressed up like tinker Bell,
took her forever. She got to the park, they told
her no, and she's like, sobbing to the news station
is so funny.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh my gosh. Outfits with long trains or dragging fabric
makes sense, like floor length gowns or capes or anything
that you could trip on or somebody else could trip on.
Not revealing attired. Uh, like bikinis. You can't wear a
bikini a disney Land.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's true for places.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Or a crop top.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I guess you can't go to Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Do you wear a crop top Disneyland?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
No, they don't want to see your underboot that you
can bet.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I'm sure there are those people.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Okay, well, if your crop top is not covering your boob,
then that's just yeah, I'm sure not. But most crop tops,
I'm sure you can wear.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay, scary or offensive clothes, clothing any so, any of.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Your t shirts, I couldn't wear anything there.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
And offensive tattoos. You have ink that could be seen
as vulgar or inappropriate, you need to either cover it
up or audios a egos.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh, I have something to tell you. Speaking of tattoos.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
What Okay, wait, don't tell me now, Okay, have you
heard of the term. It's an old it's an old thing.
I think we've all done it. But there's a term
for it now, and I think it's funny. It's called
bathroom camping.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
They were just send the toilet for a while.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
It's when it's when you're like at a party and
you just kind of want like a little bit of
a break, and you don't. You just kind of want
to excuse yourself from doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
So many times you need to go a bathroom camp.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's not a drug thing. It's like it's like and
it's like you just want to be alone. You just
don't want to just no, you can't leave yet.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
It's so weird to go hog a bathroom because your
social battery ran out.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's Marlon and I did that one time. Just sat
on the toilet and I sat in the bathtub. You
were in there for forever. We just needed to be alone.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
People do it work all the time.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Oh that's different. That's together to work. It's not because
you're tired of talking.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
To Oh yeah, so that's like a new term bathroom camping.
And okay, what do you think is the best? This
is the survey that says this is the best choice.
And when you're throwing down rock, paper scissors.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Okay, the best choice?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
What what do you think is the one thing that
is the best one you can throw down?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Paper?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
You are? Let me see? Uh? Someone pulled thousands of
people in house with what they choose and rock, paper, scissors.
Most most of them said they'd say rock, twenty three
percent said scissors, twenty percent said paper. So choosing paper
for your first throw gives you the best I yep.
(23:55):
The other twenty three percent said they didn't know what
they usually go for. They just mix it up, so anyway?
Or what about heads? Heads? Tails?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Everyone always says heads?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Everyone always says heads? Yeah, not everyone most.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Well, okay, there's only two options, I say, I bet
majority of people say heads.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Fifty nine percent of people say heads.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yes, I think head is great.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
And then choosing a number between one and ten, what
do you think the most? Yeah you got or three? Yeah,
that's a that's a big one too. And finally, would
you buy a washer that a washer that at the
end of the washing cycle, it played the song by Outcasts,
(24:39):
So Fresh and So Clean, do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do fresh and clean. Well, now they're selling those, so.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Most washer machine like washing machines play some sort of
song like I mean, they do a tune.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
They do a little jingle.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
They're getting longer and longer too.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I know mine goes ding ding ding do.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
My parents does like a solid thirty second like I
was like, dude, to shut up.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Okay, so I bought this new woou thing. We're gonna
end with this.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Is this a fortune telling thing?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I can tell my future see it?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Have have this and anyway, so they're just really pretty
and and you just pick, oh they are pretty. Well,
this is that you haven't even seen what the cards look?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Wait, what what culture is this from?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It's just the wisdom Okay, it's an oracle deck. I
don't know, just google it, all right. The called pretty.
These cards are there, they're gold on the edges.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
All right, eric, all it's Persian.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Persian. Pick a card and then just look at it
and tell me what it says, and then show us.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It says your intentions.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh and look at the picture.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, now what is.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
It alerty thirty.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, just to be clear, these are not divination cards now.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
This is just it's just something. I love these kind
of cards because they get you to think about things
you normally would think of. Sometimes sometimes sometimes that's just.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
What we say to justify reading, like drawing from cards.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Stop it, Okay, Set your intentions. I have never asked
my heart what it wants, what it desires since that
first day it loved. Every dream and every goal starts
and ends with the feeling. What you want to feel
(26:47):
when you your intentions become reality. What do you want
to feel? You start by indulging that feeling right now,
get into the juicy energy of your why, and set
your intentions. From that foundation, your path becomes unfettered when
you let your intentions guide your action. So what juicy energy?
(27:11):
Juicy energy? I've never heard that described that way.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's kind of gross.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Is there something like is there something that you're Is
there an intention?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Is there something that's making me juicy? Is that what
you're asking?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Is there is there an intention that you could that
you might want to set? There's something you want to
accomplish or do or like a dream.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I do at some point when I possibly by a house.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh my god, I want you to buy me a
house too.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Well, you'll be living in it.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I know you might want before you.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Let's worry. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
We need to okay, figure out.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
We're going to talk about the neighborhoods real fast.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
She's gonna be picky. She is. Just spend a little
bit more money.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's fine here, you haven't come on. It's a little
bit more.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Please, what's what's what's another million?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
We're gonna get evicted like six months.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I'm gonna put Brian that one, this one, nope, this one, Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
You're got colder, colder, warmer.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
That's fine, Okay, he was.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Just saying, no Brian's oh that's nice. Keep the faith.
That's number twenty six. It's a really pretty card.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
That's tough wisdom for me, and keep the faith.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Got it figures get an elephant.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I know it's twenty six, right, oh almost his age? Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
These cars are beautiful.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Aren't they so pretty? And then you're supposed to look
at the cars just like think things and da da
da whatever. Faith turns into experience. And there is something
I have seen that would make even the most sophisticated
atheist sing oh yes, oh yes, indeed there is a god.
If it didn't happen, it's not your door. But this
(29:09):
doesn't mean you should quit knocking, keep showing up, keep knocking.
Faith is the awareness that you are not alone on
this journey. Another travels with you, inside you, and that
one urges you to stay true to your visions. The
doors that are yours will open as easily as a
butterfly unfurls its wings one moment, one moment, and in
(29:34):
one moment an impossibility of I cannot see any I
literally cannot.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
One moment, and impossibility of cocoon and chrysalis the next moment. Wonder, awe,
color and flight?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Does that mean to you?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
That was ridiculous? Meaningless, meaningless crap.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
See Evan and I we love going into this one
crystal store. No, there's Oh, I love Amethys Moon. Amethys
Moon is good. But there's one in Hillcrest.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
To run your hands over it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, the cards, I know, but he's he's doing good.
He's too good. Oh this is hot, hot is hot? Ooh,
take the opportunity, Take the opportunity. It's number thirty four. Okay,
(30:33):
but it's kind of dark and in kind of evil
in a way.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Well, it's got like the crescent moon in the sun. Yeah,
all right, every moment that Earth's enormous body says, make
love to me, and the sky says that too. Gosh,
what are we waiting for? Opportunity comes knocking. Your job
is to open the door and discover the adventures that
(30:58):
waits beyond it. The sun and guy seek your yes,
and the world will change because of the risks you take.
You are a creator and you came here to explore
the possibilities. Even if it doesn't turn out exactly as planned.
This is a game changing moment. Seize it.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
What just tell me what it is? Please, please tell
me what it is. Anyway, all right, it's time to
end this thing. Coming up next week, I have I
want to know what four pictures you would require because
we're all single, right, yes, okay? If you oh man,
(31:42):
you just just destroyed it. No, if you could, if
you could tell a potential suitor send me four photos,
any photos, any four photos? What would they what would
you have them send you to see if you're a match?
(32:05):
I know, Well, we'll do that on Monday. We'll do
that next Monday, next week. Anyway, you guys, Lacane have
Lauracane a d at Gmail if you're interested in maybe
being a producer on the show because Brian leaving us.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
No he's not.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
You have photoshops and to obs Lurcane after Dark on
Instagram and we'd love you and Evan. I'm glad you're
back in New York.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Safe and I miss you already.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
My babies. I love you, and I love you, I
love you. We almost kissed. We're gonna gross Brian now, okay,
thank you so much for watching and listening and love
your podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Love your podcast, and.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I love you. By sweet babies.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Bye,
Fake La Boo Boos.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Speaking of La
Boo boo, listen to this listen listen.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Did you get another one?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That is, why did you buy another one? That is
the most annoying thing I've had.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I it's all my purse. Somebody gave it to me.
Somebody gave it to me. I did not buy it.
I did not say they're terrible, I know, just for
a joke.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Also, no offense. You might feel a little old for them.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh I know that, Bryan Brian.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But yeah, here they are. Not only do you have one,
but it's on your purse.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I know. I did it just for just for content,
just with the show, Okay, Like I just put it
on my purse.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Because for the literary content.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I literally got it yesterday and my friend gave it
to me and I put it on her first, and
I was like, this is funny. And these are so dumb,
Like why are they so popular? They're ugly, They're so ugly,
they're hideous, and they're like, what's the big what's the
big hullabaloo over this whole thing? I don't get it.
I do not get le Boo Boo I don't either.
(01:35):
I don't get it. I don't get it anyway. Welcome
to Lourcane after Dark. I'm Lauracane, air Grimmer, HI producer
Brian Hello, who's leaving us in November. We need to
produce your guys, So if you.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Think you're going to miss me, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Brian, are you gonna kind of miss me?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Please send your applications to Lola Kane after.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Dark, Lauracane a D Gloracane a D at Gmail or Instagram,
Lauracane after Dark. If you guys want a chance to
sit in be part of our show, we would love
to have you and and be part of the family.
I don't want you to go. I don't want you
(02:20):
to go.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't like this at all that you throw a
temper tantrum.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm more inclined to stay now.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh my god, what would it take?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What would it take for you to say?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
A million dollars? Better get you, better.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Get take literally like I'm not kidding, pretend just just
at it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Would it take? It would take some things you cannot
possibly guarantee.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Let I know, I'm just like I'm in fantasyland here, Okay.
I bought a ticket to the power Ball, and I
haven't checked it yet.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, No, it's not a money thing. It's not so
money could fix.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's nothing money could fix, probably, not not even like
five hundred million.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, because then you could just if I had five
hundred million. I'm quitting the show tomorrow, see you like
I'm done. I know, I'm retiring to the mansion of Lahoy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Or something million that's run from fust.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, but it's not a money thing.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I know it's not. I know it's not, and it's good.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There are there are some very simple things that could
reverse my decision probably, but it's not money.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What I'm not okay, okay is that okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
She's gonna get into it here.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I want to get it. I told you know me,
you know me, you know I really want to get
into it.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Have Laura moved away, I'd stay. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
This is uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, my orbits are sweaty.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Eric will say the most out of pocket thing, and
then like the second there's any sort of like back
and forth, he's like a I can't handle this is so,
and then he'll show. But then he'll show like the
grossest thing after everyone's telling him not to. I know, like,
don't do it like I'm gonna do it, like.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I know the thing that came out of your arm.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh my god, do you want to see it again?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I will.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I will end the show if you start pulling out
your phone again.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, tell us about your shows and then we'll talk
about Little White Cosmetic.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay. So the other night I watched two things. I
watched Oh God, sorry that I still had it on
the watch.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The Biggest Loser thing I did? Did you like that?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I did? And so Jilli and Michaels didn't participate.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
In the Yeah, in the documentary she didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
She didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And do you remember that show, The Biggest Loser?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, But I'm gonna be honest, I could not get
less about that sort.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Of I watched it like it was. It was a
good show. So I watched that. And then I watched
a movie with Vanessa Shaw. It's called Night Always Comes,
and it's on both of these Both of those were
on Netflix New. Yeah, it's new. When she plays a
(05:08):
single mom who's trying to buy the house that she
lives in. She's working like two jobs and it's kind
of one of those thrillers where she gets into a
lot of bad situations to get some money. Oh, kind
of like me, yeah yeah, kind of night always comes
(05:29):
with Laura Kane.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
They were both good.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Evan and I started watching The Gilded Age. Have you
heard about one?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's good. It's good. It's about it's like set in
the eighteen hundreds or nineteen hundreds. I think, I don't
know whatever, but it's like old New York money and
New New York money, and like the fight between the
two of them and the families and stuff. So it's
starting to get good. It's starting to get good. Okay,
but first we need to talk about Lly Cosmetic because
(05:58):
they are literally saving my sister's life. My sister said
to me, gosh, I want to say a year ago,
she's like, I went like this to her and she
went ow ow ow And I went, what's wrong? I
didn't even I didn't even touch you that hard. She goes, no, no,
where I have my implant. It's like under here is
(06:20):
so sore, it's like it hurts. I'm like, that's not good, Jenny,
that's that's actually really bad. And she goes, Yeah, it's
really really hard right here, and they're getting bigger and
bigger and bigger. And she goes, I don't know what
to do. I'm like, I know what to do. I
know what to do. So I made a call to
the Hoye Cosmetic Surgery Center. I got Jenny on the phone.
(06:41):
We had a three way phone call. We got on
doctor Swiston. She came down, she met with doctor Swiston
and uh she he checked her out and he gave
her just several options, and she went with an option
she never even thought was possible. This is what La
(07:01):
Joya Cosmetic is all about. Yeah, they just want you
to look your best, however that may be. If you want,
if you want fat transferred from your belly to your butt,
belly to your boobs or you know, to your cheeks
or whatever, if you have that kind of they can
do that. If you want three sixty LiPo, if you
(07:23):
want a facelift, if you want a nose job, if
you need a chin implant, if you need anything, a
better chin implant than that sunset. Yeah, that would not
come from La Joia Cosmo. You mean that love never?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh my gosh, did you see that?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah? No, so La Joia Cosmetic Surgery Center is the
place to go. Doctor Swiston is the most incredible man.
He is the one that did my breast augmentation, and
he spent so much time with me. I was almost
like I almost felt guilty, like I was taking too
much of his time. I think he needs to go
(08:03):
into surgery or something like, what the heck? You know?
You're you're, You're. He's so thorough, he's so incredibly amazing.
So anyway, La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center for any surgical need.
If you want a mommy makeover, you deserve it, get it.
Go to La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center. Thousands upon thousands
(08:24):
of five star reviews. You can't beat them. Lahoya Cosmetic
Surgery Center. And I can't wait to tell you about
Jenny's journey. Yes, she's getting her surgery in early September,
a couple of weeks, a couple of weeks away. All right, Brian,
start up that random music. I know you're like, what music?
(08:44):
We don't have any music?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Think you You always say that you're like, play some music.
I'm like, what do you think I have over here?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Whatever? Whatever is there?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You say whatever, But there's literally nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I know I need to load some more music on there.
But you know what, Mama didn't have time because mom,
I had Evan here all week and that takes up
a lot of time and a lot of money, A
lot of money, A lot of money.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You would have spent that regardless, probably probably.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
On the boo boos.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh no way, no way, all right, do you drop
your phone a lot?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, have you seen my phone?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, I believe it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It is cracked beyond It's cracked on the top, it's
cracked on this side, it's cracked down here, It's cracked
all the way across. Uh. They did a survey. Wallet
Hubb did a survey. This is unbelievable to me.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Wallet Hub, wallet hub is that is that is that
under the umbrella of porn hub.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, I don't know, but it's like a website and
some I don't know, some random website whatever they do,
like surveys and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Brian, Brian's whole relationship with me is just an eye roll.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And they said the I American will drop their phone
ten times this year. You will drop your phone ten
times this year, Okay, And then uh thirty eight said
they would rather lose their wallet than lose their phone.
Would you rather lose your wallet or your phone? Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Easy?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
My wallet because I never carry one.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You don't, wait, you don't ID? Is it in your phone?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No, it's in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Wait do you carry your ID with you? You just
throw in your pocket?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Wait wait wait wait without a card?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, that's the only two things like here, That's.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
The whole point of a wallet is to carry those things.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So you have literally have two cards in your pocket
and a phone.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, so wait in your pocket, in your pocket, this
second art is your ID in like a credit cards.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Your ID in your debit card.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, and then you're I feel like he's so like,
I feel like he's lying.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I've actually I've never seen it with a wallet never,
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And I never have cash ever, but never carry cash.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Wow, it doesn't have like a Louis Vuitton wallat or something.
I do. I have like seven of them.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I know, he's I know.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I have like three Gucci wallets.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I have yeah, real ones? Yeah, okay, do.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You just not like that that feeling in the back.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't know why I have so many wallets. I
just like them.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
But then I have to get a new wallets soon.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
What kind do you want?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well, I have a Louis V wallet. You do, but
the edges are starting to wear.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Do you have it on you right now? Is the Louis?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I want to see it. I want to see it
and see is Louis. Oh no, we're gonna have to
give great and we're gonna have to give him alite
baton wallafer goodbye present. I just see what it looks like.
That's a nice wallet. This is a very nice wallet.
I like this. Blue is very manly. Look at it's
(12:01):
very black black.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I'm sorry black.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I can't again, I can't see now, Brian, this is
like perfect. It holds cards. Aren't there other things you
need to carry with you, like like gate key or
or anything like that? A key bomb?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, I'm not gonna put that in my wallet.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, wow, all right?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Wait what about just like a card wallet? They're super thin,
they're like fairly bigger than the card itself.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I have one of those two. I have actually two
of them. I have a Gucci one and I don't
know what the other one is.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Those are super huge and fun. But no, there's just
two loose cards. That's swish and round in your pants.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Have you ever lost your cards?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, they've never just fallen right out of your.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Pocket or left them in your pants and then went
through the washing machine.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Right, I'm way too organized for that. That's true.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, but you also are at the same time like
not what's the word, not clumsy, but like, oh, I'm
clumsy accident prone at the very least sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Twenty five percent of these people that were pulled said
that breaking their phone would be more upsetting than crashing
their car.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's crazy, that's nute.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Now this is even crazier. Twenty five percent said it
would be more upsetting than losing their child in a
supermar Losing their phone would be more upsetting than losing.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
For me, that would be way more up That's from
people who definitely don't have kids. That's like seventeen year olds,
and they're just asking them hypothically. God, if I was
a parent.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'd forget that I even had a kid because I'd
be so busy on my phone.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, would you dive into a pool fully clothed at
a wedding to save your phone?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
No, okay, like dive in like oh my god, my
phone just jump straight in right?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No, sure, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Fifty nine percent said yes, what was your water?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
In a second, find something to fish that with.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Would you climb into a dumpster to get your No.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, oh easily, that's just that'd be a waste of
money if you didn't, I.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Know, fifty six percent I am not.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No way. Would I climb around in a full of
trash and use tampon?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
No, it's just like one of those like big dumpsters
are outside businesses. You just gotta jump in there and
grab it. You have to go for digging through.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh yeah, you have to.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You just to get in the dumpster.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You have to get in the dumpster though.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, I'd have somebody to do it for me.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
There's also around, No, you have to do it. Would
you miss an international flight?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Wait, if I didn't have my phone, yes, yes, because
i'd have my tickets on it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah. No, Actually I feel like I don't know if
I could serve like, yeah, i'd super attach my phone,
but this is quite necessary.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, yeah, so I would.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I don't know how I would be along without phone.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Here we go. No, you're at a festival, you're using
the port.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
MM Hm, yes, I'm reaching and grabbing.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Well, nope, goes down. Do you reach in down in
there and grab the phone?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Bryan R.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
What do you know?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You realize how much your phones are?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yes, very A thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, if you have the insurance. No, I have insurance.
I would never.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing, the alternative. Imagine it
this way. I lock you in a porter body. I said,
if you don't put your hand, if you don't touch
the porter the juice at the bottom, you to slide
in that under a thousand dollars on the door, I'm
not letting you out. And you would say, fine, I'll
just slide you one thousand dollars in the door.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
No, no, no, I would not stick. I won't even
use a portum. You would rather won't use.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You guys, would rather pay me a thousand dollars to
be let out of the port party than just touch
the porter party cleaning liquid.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I would do it, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Your phone is worth like a thousand dollars, just grab it.
You would pay a thousand.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Okay, okay, all right, question okay.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So the question is like, if your phone drops in there,
are you grabbing it. I'm saying the a alternative or
a comparatible view is if I lock you in a
port of potty, I say, you've got two options. Reach
your hand there and just touch the fluid at the bottom,
or slide a thousand dollars on the door if you
want to be let out. Which one are you choosing?
So either get have to pay a thousand dollars to
(16:23):
get let out.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Of the Oh I would I would touch the fluid.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
How is that different with your phone?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Though? I know? So yeah, okay, I grab my phone. Now, Okay,
I'm going I'm dumb dumps, I'm.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm peeing in a bush to avoid.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Also, it's like it's deep, you just gotta like just
grab it.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No, if it's not deep, that's super gross.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
It's not deep gross. Also, that's stuff, that's stuff. You
won't even smell it. That stuff is super The clean
stuff in there smells great.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So, okay, would you risk climbing down into subway tracks
to grab your phone? Sure? Fell, yeah, sure really?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
But if there's no train, like, yeah, there's a couple
months between trains, you got time. Just don't touch the
third rail and you'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Well, twenty percent said that they would, and they said
they're dumb enough to said that they would.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's not that dumb. You will argue that every day.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay. So here are some things that fans have left
behind and festivals. Think about the poor people that have
to come up and clean up after Coachella. I can't
imagine or stagecoach.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Now, I can tell you right now, but if I
went to a festival, yes, I know what I would
leave if I had it. It's a kid.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You could leave a kid at the fest of purpose
for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
On purpose.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, that's why we don't give you a kid.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
What do you Okay, do you have any guesses?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I'm going to say, wallets, purses, phones, Well, those are just.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Those are normal drugs. Yeah, those are normal.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Here's some weird their car.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
A wig with a pile of uncooked broccoli sitting on
top of it.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I can see that. Well, of course that's no, but
I can think. I can think of the scenario leads
that pretty easily. Someone like wearing a wig like Hamilton Brocoli.
I want to eat it, and they take the wig
off and like I'll just sit here for a second.
They forget it.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
A wooden carving of a turtle.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Sure, if I bought the vendor out there.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
A sculpture made out of trash?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Probably were bored a tooth. Probably someone got punched and answering, Michie.
I can't explain that one. I don't know about that one.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
What's that all about?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Are some pretty strong drugs?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Eight dollars in quarters, all sitting in a perfect stack,
thirty two coins.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No one's quarters.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
A cat.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Jone brought the cat and they forgot.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That somebody had it on a leash and left it
tied to a true Oh baby, Well, at least you
got sleeved. Okay, a bloody.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Knife, okay.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Murders happened everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
A small bottle of breath freshener that turned out to
be LSD.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
That's dude, No, that's wait, that is genius. Though you
see a little top ups.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You know, I mean, I don't know how. I don't
know how. I never did LSD. Well.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Acid tabs are just like you.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Know, is LSD an acid? The same thing?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Acid, I believe is a prepared form of LSD. So
acid typically is a tab you peel in your tongue.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, and LSD.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I think the active ingredient is still exists.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That gets a whole new meaning to the term. But
knock a blast.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Two zip wok bags full of urine. Bottles of urine
are very, very very common. Dentures. Oh, a four foot
paper machet sculpture in the shape of a dick.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, I wondered where that went.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
An uneaten burrito tucked inside of a shoe.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I can see you're forgetting about that. It's a bummer,
but so weird.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
A glass wine bottle filled with what appeared to be
liquid feces.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
What let's not interrogate that one.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
A prosthetic leg with many liquor bottles and there was
a phone number on it along with call me if
found or don't Okay, So now here are the big
fashioned don'ts if you go to Disneyland, Okay, you anywhere
in the world costumes for adults. Kids in twelve and
(20:51):
under can dress like their favorite princess or pirate, but
grown ups are out of luck. Why Disney wants the
official character in the park just be the only one?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Oh, this is a big news story, Like someone was
on the news one time. Because she's like, you know,
she's probably like her twenties. She dressed up like tinker Bell,
took her forever. She got to the park, they told
her no, and she's like, sobbing to the news station
is so funny.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh my gosh. Outfits with long trains or dragging fabric
makes sense, like floor length gowns or capes or anything
that you could trip on or somebody else could trip on.
Not revealing attired. Uh, like bikinis. You can't wear a
bikini a disney Land.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's true for places.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Or a crop top.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I guess you can't go to Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Do you wear a crop top Disneyland?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
No, they don't want to see your underboot that you
can bet.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I'm sure there are those people.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Okay, well, if your crop top is not covering your boob,
then that's just yeah, I'm sure not. But most crop tops,
I'm sure you can wear.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay, scary or offensive clothes, clothing any so, any of.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Your t shirts, I couldn't wear anything there.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
And offensive tattoos. You have ink that could be seen
as vulgar or inappropriate, you need to either cover it
up or audios a egos.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh, I have something to tell you. Speaking of tattoos.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
What Okay, wait, don't tell me now, Okay, have you
heard of the term. It's an old it's an old thing.
I think we've all done it. But there's a term
for it now, and I think it's funny. It's called
bathroom camping.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
They were just send the toilet for a while.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
It's when it's when you're like at a party and
you just kind of want like a little bit of
a break, and you don't. You just kind of want
to excuse yourself from doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
So many times you need to go a bathroom camp.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's not a drug thing. It's like it's like and
it's like you just want to be alone. You just
don't want to just no, you can't leave yet.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
It's so weird to go hog a bathroom because your
social battery ran out.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's Marlon and I did that one time. Just sat
on the toilet and I sat in the bathtub. You
were in there for forever. We just needed to be alone.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
People do it work all the time.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Oh that's different. That's together to work. It's not because
you're tired of talking.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
To Oh yeah, so that's like a new term bathroom camping.
And okay, what do you think is the best? This
is the survey that says this is the best choice.
And when you're throwing down rock, paper scissors.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Okay, the best choice?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
What what do you think is the one thing that
is the best one you can throw down?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Paper?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
You are? Let me see? Uh? Someone pulled thousands of
people in house with what they choose and rock, paper, scissors.
Most most of them said they'd say rock, twenty three
percent said scissors, twenty percent said paper. So choosing paper
for your first throw gives you the best I yep.
(23:55):
The other twenty three percent said they didn't know what
they usually go for. They just mix it up, so anyway?
Or what about heads? Heads? Tails?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Everyone always says heads?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Everyone always says heads? Yeah, not everyone most.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Well, okay, there's only two options, I say, I bet
majority of people say heads.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Fifty nine percent of people say heads.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yes, I think head is great.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
And then choosing a number between one and ten, what
do you think the most? Yeah you got or three? Yeah,
that's a that's a big one too. And finally, would
you buy a washer that a washer that at the
end of the washing cycle, it played the song by Outcasts,
(24:39):
So Fresh and So Clean, do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do fresh and clean. Well, now they're selling those, so.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Most washer machine like washing machines play some sort of
song like I mean, they do a tune.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
They do a little jingle.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
They're getting longer and longer too.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I know mine goes ding ding ding do.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
My parents does like a solid thirty second like I
was like, dude, to shut up.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Okay, so I bought this new woou thing. We're gonna
end with this.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Is this a fortune telling thing?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I can tell my future see it?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Have have this and anyway, so they're just really pretty
and and you just pick, oh they are pretty. Well,
this is that you haven't even seen what the cards look?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Wait, what what culture is this from?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It's just the wisdom Okay, it's an oracle deck. I
don't know, just google it, all right. The called pretty.
These cards are there, they're gold on the edges.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
All right, eric, all it's Persian.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Persian. Pick a card and then just look at it
and tell me what it says, and then show us.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It says your intentions.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh and look at the picture.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, now what is.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
It alerty thirty.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, just to be clear, these are not divination cards now.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
This is just it's just something. I love these kind
of cards because they get you to think about things
you normally would think of. Sometimes sometimes sometimes that's just.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
What we say to justify reading, like drawing from cards.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Stop it, Okay, Set your intentions. I have never asked
my heart what it wants, what it desires since that
first day it loved. Every dream and every goal starts
and ends with the feeling. What you want to feel
(26:47):
when you your intentions become reality. What do you want
to feel? You start by indulging that feeling right now,
get into the juicy energy of your why, and set
your intentions. From that foundation, your path becomes unfettered when
you let your intentions guide your action. So what juicy energy?
(27:11):
Juicy energy? I've never heard that described that way.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's kind of gross.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Is there something like is there something that you're Is
there an intention?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Is there something that's making me juicy? Is that what
you're asking?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Is there is there an intention that you could that
you might want to set? There's something you want to
accomplish or do or like a dream.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I do at some point when I possibly by a house.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh my god, I want you to buy me a
house too.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Well, you'll be living in it.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I know you might want before you.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Let's worry. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
We need to okay, figure out.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
We're going to talk about the neighborhoods real fast.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
She's gonna be picky. She is. Just spend a little
bit more money.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's fine here, you haven't come on. It's a little
bit more.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Please, what's what's what's another million?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
We're gonna get evicted like six months.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I'm gonna put Brian that one, this one, nope, this one, Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
You're got colder, colder, warmer.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
That's fine, Okay, he was.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Just saying, no Brian's oh that's nice. Keep the faith.
That's number twenty six. It's a really pretty card.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
That's tough wisdom for me, and keep the faith.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Got it figures get an elephant.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I know it's twenty six, right, oh almost his age? Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
These cars are beautiful.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Aren't they so pretty? And then you're supposed to look
at the cars just like think things and da da
da whatever. Faith turns into experience. And there is something
I have seen that would make even the most sophisticated
atheist sing oh yes, oh yes, indeed there is a god.
If it didn't happen, it's not your door. But this
(29:09):
doesn't mean you should quit knocking, keep showing up, keep knocking.
Faith is the awareness that you are not alone on
this journey. Another travels with you, inside you, and that
one urges you to stay true to your visions. The
doors that are yours will open as easily as a
butterfly unfurls its wings one moment, one moment, and in
(29:34):
one moment an impossibility of I cannot see any I
literally cannot.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
One moment, and impossibility of cocoon and chrysalis the next moment. Wonder, awe,
color and flight?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Does that mean to you?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
That was ridiculous? Meaningless, meaningless crap.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
See Evan and I we love going into this one
crystal store. No, there's Oh, I love Amethys Moon. Amethys
Moon is good. But there's one in Hillcrest.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
To run your hands over it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, the cards, I know, but he's he's doing good.
He's too good. Oh this is hot, hot is hot? Ooh,
take the opportunity, Take the opportunity. It's number thirty four. Okay,
(30:33):
but it's kind of dark and in kind of evil
in a way.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Well, it's got like the crescent moon in the sun. Yeah,
all right, every moment that Earth's enormous body says, make
love to me, and the sky says that too. Gosh,
what are we waiting for? Opportunity comes knocking. Your job
is to open the door and discover the adventures that
(30:58):
waits beyond it. The sun and guy seek your yes,
and the world will change because of the risks you take.
You are a creator and you came here to explore
the possibilities. Even if it doesn't turn out exactly as planned.
This is a game changing moment. Seize it.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
What just tell me what it is? Please, please tell
me what it is. Anyway, all right, it's time to
end this thing. Coming up next week, I have I
want to know what four pictures you would require because
we're all single, right, yes, okay? If you oh man,
(31:42):
you just just destroyed it. No, if you could, if
you could tell a potential suitor send me four photos,
any photos, any four photos? What would they what would
you have them send you to see if you're a match?
(32:05):
I know, Well, we'll do that on Monday. We'll do
that next Monday, next week. Anyway, you guys, Lacane have
Lauracane a d at Gmail if you're interested in maybe
being a producer on the show because Brian leaving us.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
No he's not.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
You have photoshops and to obs Lurcane after Dark on
Instagram and we'd love you and Evan. I'm glad you're
back in New York.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Safe and I miss you already.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
My babies. I love you, and I love you, I
love you. We almost kissed. We're gonna gross Brian now, okay,
thank you so much for watching and listening and love
your podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Love your podcast, and.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I love you. By sweet babies.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Bye,
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