September 3, 2025 • 40 mins
Is Laura out of her mind with this new revelation. Erik and Producer Bryan weigh in on this outrageous admission. Laura asks Chat GBT to write a goodbye poem for Bryan and finds a list of “The Best Human Experiences.” Of course, this turns into all kinds of funny. Thank you for watching and for listening. Love your podcast!!
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Very cute today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thank you. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
How can you September? Everybody just flew by like that?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It really did.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ever your thing is flying by like that.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Time is flying by too fast. I can't take it.
I can't take it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
This is Eric Rimmer, my co host, and.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
We have producer Brian behind the mic Hi producer Brian Hey, Hi, seasy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So did you guys get your Powerball tickets? Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Why wouldn't you just at least plunk down two dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Just to try it?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Because I stand by the was it the time timeless
saying is that Powerball is a stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Tax, tax for stupid people. That's right, you're so smart.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I can't believe you about the horble.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I bought twenty dollars worth.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Jesus, Well it's a progressive tax.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Well you know what where you are they tax you?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, So look it's at one point three billion dollars
right now because nobody's won for forty two consecutive weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So it really wow?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Five hundred million.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Exactly, that's what they say, That's what you would get.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's so I want to know if you could spend
if you won, but you could only spend the money
on something that starts with the letter of your first name.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What would you buy erotica?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That's funny, five hundred million dollars in erotica like sex dudes,
sex sex dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Think it's not a whole lot that sorts a.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Think about an elephant.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You can buy actuary, I'm going to buy an elephants.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh my gosh, yes, buy an elephant sanctuary. Hi, Jody Fringe,
what would you buy?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I would buy bars of gold, bars of gold and
then convert that back into cash to circumvent that weird
curse that you placed on me.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What about a boat?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No boat, but does that include yacht also? That's I
think that's a hard resell market for me.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I think it would be well, lots and lots and
lots of luxury items.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I like that might be too broad.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Lots and lots of luxury luxurious leather.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Leggings. No, I'd go to Lithuania. Why I'm trying to
think of things to start with?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
El take loof tons of airlines somewhere I could.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Buy eight balls was like the worst vacation.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
That's true. I think were actually spelled without the number eight.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Eight ball.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You can't buy drugs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Sorry, yeah, you're gonna buy.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Who's never done a drug in my life? Clearly. Other
thing I can think about.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Ben drill enough of it to trip to Trip Erica trip.
Apparently Ben and drill, if you take enough of it
is pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Really, that's what I've heard.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Well, I don't try it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm not going to They told they told us in
rehab we couldn't take ben a drill because it does
alter your hallucination.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
If you take enough, hallucinations are pretty severe.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No bueno, No, no, okay, So, uh, we have the
lot to cover tonight. Way, First of all, what I.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Also have a surprise for you?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh excellent.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And I asked chat GBT, what are the best human
experiences in life? And you'd be surprised what a robot
AI computer came up with as far as the best
human experiences.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And we're going to go over those.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
And I also took to chat GBT to write Brian
a goodbye poem.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh my god, awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And I have.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Oh wait a minute, so does that mean in November
we're doing a roast?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, should we?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I don't know. We already did that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But we do something, we'll figure out something.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Well, I don't have anything to roast him on because
he's perfect, So I'll just write him a love letter.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, God, bitch, please don't be such a.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Let's just let's just have a night. Let's just have
a night on the town.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, I don't think Brian wants no part of ours.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Okay, A I got sentimental, Krablam.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I came to an epiphany the other day and it's
a weird one.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It's a weird one. It's out there, and.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm going to tell you something that I truly, honestly
believe could happen.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And I wanted to.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Can you actually can you start with that? Want to
hear what this is?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Not until we do?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Lahoya Cosmetic Surgery Center. Okay, So my sister is getting
her surgery at La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center on Friday, Yes,
with doctor Swiston, and so she's making all the preparations.
What she's doing is she's getting her twenty one year
old big giant implants taken out and instead of putting
(05:50):
other ones in, she has enough tissue where he's going
to mold her own breasts and give her like a
lift and like cute little nipples. Oh my god, She's
going to look incredible. And so she's like she's preparing,
she's all excited, she's super nervous, but she's like really,
I'm like, Jenny, do you realize that Laoia Cosmetic Surgery
(06:10):
Center is going to literally change your entire life? Like
your life is going to be so much better?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know what you should do?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
On the way to the surgery say, hey, you know what,
Doctor Swiston can't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Eric's gonna take.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Over like you would be. You wouldn't bold the biggest
boobies ever.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
She'd have boobs on like the back on her back.
I wouldn't know what I was doing.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
No, because you you love boobs?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I do?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You do love boobs? But you know, doctor Swiston is
an artiste. And the people at Laoya Cosmetic Surgery Center,
all the surgeons there are board certified and they are
incredible Harvard and educated.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Uh, it's just a mind blowing place where you can
get anything you've ever dreamed of done and you deserve it.
So them at La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Which is l j c JC right, well, l j
C s C, l j c SC dot com, ljc
SC dot com.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That's how you get and then you can read all
the reviews and you can see the kind of surgery
that my sister is getting because it's called an X plant,
that's what she's getting. And then she's getting the I
don't know what the molding thing is called, but I will.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh my gosh, she's gonna look you know what.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You know what she said on we were on a
zoom a podcast with Monique the La joya cosmetic podcast,
and my sister said, I'm sick of looking like a
tent because when she wears a dress, her breasts are
so big.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
They've gone so big that she just like it just
drapes over and it makes her look like a tent.
She has no shape, so she's so excessed, goes I
just want to wear a tube top. I'm like, you're
gonna be able to wear a tu.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You should be able to fish something out of your closet.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh, I have lots of things she can wear hideous.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
She'll hate everything I have, I'm guaranteed, but I will
offer it to her.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I will offer it to her.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
So anyway, Lahoya Cosmetic Surgery Center for all your surgery needs.
And even if you just want to ask some questions,
call him up, get a consultation. Those are free, and
it's it'll be worth your while because you will get
a lot of really good.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Information about this. Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So oh, somebody says, good morning from Psige Kingdom. Where
are you from?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Wow? Okay, all right, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Do you want me to start in the big announcement
before I go into the life?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
They Okay? And I truly believe this.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Uh oh, so okay, that's not a good preface.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I follow him religiously on social media.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
This is getting worse.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
He has turned into somewhat of a I don't want
to say it, like a scholar, but like a not
a renaissance man, but somebody who speaks my language as
far as like manifesting and universal stuff and who And
he posts the most beautiful things. And I've seen him
(09:24):
transform over the years, and he does commencement speeches at
graduations like.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
A college is all over the place.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I literally think, I honestly believe. And this has nothing
to do with his fame or his money.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I swear to God.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm putting this out in the universe, because I truly
believe this person will get me more than anybody.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
You've ever know seen a celebrity crush.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, no, I'm like serious, I'm deadrity crush. I'm dead
serious that this celebrity and I think would hive Jim
Carrey whatever, because look, you know what I could now listen.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I could see that he.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's not the funny, it's not the money, it's not
the fame. What I like is what he posts on Instagram.
It's all my stuff I listened to at night, all
my manifest infestation stuff and the universal stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And he's like it feels.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Like he's gone to like a monastery and he's come
back down with all this incredible knowledge. And I just look,
he speaks my language, and I think it would be funny.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Then we'd have.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Funny time, the buzzwords.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Then we have funny times.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's not sexy time, it's funny time.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
No, we have funny time. And then I don't can.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
You imagine what he does behind closed doors?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh he's probably oh kinky bitch.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
No, no, no, good person.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
No way too goofy killed No, not at all, that
just him.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
So let me clarify, he probably says something like this,
why don't you show me appreciated your flower?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
And I was laugh and I would show it to him.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
That's probably okay.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Wait, so you have a massive crush on Jim Carrey
because you have the same YouTube watch history.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
No, no, not, that's not what I said.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I don't know, that's what I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
No, I don't follow him on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I follow him various I've seen him on various things.
I've seen him on documentaries, I've seen him on Instagram.
I've seen some things that he's written. So I've seen
some things in magazines.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I'm so shocked. You like a celebrity that is universally liked.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He is universally liked. But like I think, I truly think,
Like I know I'm not young, and I'm not like
some young hot model, but I don't think he wants that.
I think he's at a stage in his life married
to Jenny McCarthy, but that was back in the day.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Like he's like, he's he wants somebody that speaks his language.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
What's me?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
This is? This is this is like, what's the next topic?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, Eric, you can make this happen. You can make
a meeting happen.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
I'm gonna text him Erica you should what no, no, no,
you have in why because.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I'm gonna say, my mommy is come on?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
What?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Honestly, what would what would be why? What would be
the problem here?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Okay? What movies was he in? He doesn't matters?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
The mask, the mask, Truman Show, Chase, Ventura, Uh Liar Liar, Liar, Liar, Sir,
Popper's Penguins.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And then he was in some serious ones.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
I can send like an innocuous little text that says,
my mommy wants you to Popper with her, mister Popes.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Now, listen, you know all those little little things you get, Brian,
all those little signed fun things from Keanu and stuff.
You have some sort of connection. H Do you think
this connection.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Could possibly lead me to a path that would lead.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Me to Jim Carrey? Just meet but me?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Why what's the problem? What would be the problem? This
is crazy, It is crazy.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I actually have nothing in common.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We have a lot in common.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Just because you use the same buzzwords noble jumbo, spiritual manifestation.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
He also has.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You don't get me, so you don't get you don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I think I get you better than you realize. And
also Jim Carrey has like a pseudo philosophy. You think
that you're a match made in heaven.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I think so, I really truly do.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
And then like the funny is just like an extra
cherry on top.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Just so you know.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
There's a billion people all talk and think about this
like spiritual, like fake spirituality that you know.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
He's not fake though, Like I wish I could just
play some of his things. He's just changed. He's changed,
yes he has. He's not like a funny, goofy guy anymore.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
That's because he's that's what him acting.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I know. But he's just like a really memory. But
I feel like I do. And I had a vision,
you know, I've had a psychic vision.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Create a fake profile of Jim Carrey. I'm a texture.
Or send me like eight hundred dollars in Target gift
cards I need to buy.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I need a plane ticket. I can only accept Target
gift card.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Now, listen, there's a there is a dating app.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Rayah, I have somebody who's willing to vouch for me.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
A friend who met her.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Husband who's a professional soccer player on Riya in Oregon,
and she said that she would be my voucher. So
I don't know. I don't know how much this thing costs.
I don't know if he would be on it.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Even I don't actually know.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
There's an easy way to find out, I know.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
So I'm just throwing you know what I'm doing, throwing
that out in the universe.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
No, yes, I am, Oh, yes, I know.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
What you're doing. Hallucinations, catch it. I carry on my
catching crap. This isn't this isn't the manifestation. This is
a delusion, you know what.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
It was a vision and it came to me and
I got so excited, and I'm like, oh my god,
this could be my guy.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Okay, if you married Jim Carrey, I'll you know, if
you get if you get more than one date with
Jim Carrey, I'll stay in California forever, all right, and
I'll produce.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh my god, make your magic work, John, I am okay, okay, No,
I see doubtful eyes over here. I don't want doubtful eyes.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I want to look at my eyes there, doubtful eyes
from me.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Strong. Okay, let's you know what. I'm gonna put Eric
on the spot here. Do you think it's likely that
Laura will get a date with Jim.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Carrey saying a date.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yesmates, we are solmates, but we have to meet first.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But do you think that's it?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
So you're like, I met my soulmate, that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
He is gonna be my It'll be a spark. Hey,
big ed, what's up going on? Catherine? What's happening? Donald Garcia?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Okay, Lonney Crane, that's how I'm going to introduce you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
There was this guy at a part already.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You got to introduce you as Lonnie Crane.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Don't do that, And I'm very angry that you're doing
that right now because that was so dumb.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It was it was not hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Thought it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It was stupid.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
So you couldn't get her name right, so he kept
calling her Lonnie Creton, which I thought was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Stupid. Okay, awesome.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
So do you want to hear Brian's poem that I
wrote with chat GBT first or the best human Experience?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Let's let's do the poem last minimal end relation? Okay,
skip it?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
No, well I don't I also have something for you.
I don't have you Maybe I should do that on Thursday.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
You know what, it's not genuine.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Okay, we'll figure it out. Do you have double D
put your hand a little higher?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I do?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You don't, You don't.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
There was only one really exciting thing.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
What do you want to talk about it now?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
We can? I mean it was only one thing. Like
what it was Cardi b what she do? She was
found not.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Liable for the assault case?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh that's boring. Yeah, what's going on with P Diddy?
Is he like? Is he still in jails? Generated Like
nobody's talking about it anymore.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, did you know what? Do you think a lot
of money has hushed this thing?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Heck yeah, yes I do know to.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Who hushed by? Who too? Who?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Like jay Z?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Like like everybody throwing money at every judge.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Or lawyer in the world.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
There was sentencing.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'm just saying, hold it down, just to calm it
down and not let anything get out.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Have you pay to make this quieter?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't know, because I don't have that.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Kind of heart. Well, make this quieter or you will.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Money buys every time it's been reported.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Every time something happens, it's been reported. This isn't quiet
all right, It's just a long process.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Hey, I saw the roses on Friday, night.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
That's the remake of War of the Roses with Benterdict
Cumberback and who is in the original Michael Douglas and
Kathleen Turner.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh oh that was I forgot. I completely forgot that.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, well see you didn't really like it that much.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Probably sucked.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
No, you liked it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Liked it?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Okay, yeah, I like did?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It was okay?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It was just okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Funny Kate McKinnon isn't it and she's still every scene she's.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
In she was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
So then I saw the new Eddie Murphy movie on Prime,
the pickup Kicky Palmer.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
No, way, Eddie Murphy movie is funny.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, it was actually good.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Is it a comedy?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, it's a comedy okay. And what's his name is
in it? That you like with all the tattoos that Davidson?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, oh he's taking off all his tattoos.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Man, he is and he big ed thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Also has a hot girlfriend who's pregnant. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh? Is she big ed?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
She was taken off? Like, oh my god. Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So I asked chat GBT to rank the best human experiences.
I wanted to see what an AI system would say
and if it would be true, because we are real
human beings unless you're AI. Like soon, I think that
it's going to blur, like we're not going to know
who is real and who is not.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I might be an AI, I know, how would.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm just saying it's just gonna things are gonna change
or meld or like or just like this.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Is this is why I think you think you have
a shout, Jim Carrey. These ideas don't go very don't.
They don't get thought through.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Okay, So here's the number one thing that chat GBT
says is the best human experience, and that's falling deeply
in love.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
That is that is the best. That was the best
thing that I ever experienced. Really my first love. It
was awesome?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Do you remember your first love? Well? Isn't it beautiful?
Falling in love the first time?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Like when you when you fall in love and when
you finally get to that point where you're like, I love.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
You, It's pretty damn cool for sure.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Okay, I feel like it in love before.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
After I know I'm feeling like he's not getting it,
like deeply.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I think after the first time, it's all kind of like.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well, what's oh no, no, no, no, you.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Think I'm a pessimist. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Your first love will always be.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Special and take a part of your heart no matter what,
no matter what happens.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
And well, look at my first love.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Is that your real first love or is it just
the one that lasted?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Like he was my my husband was my first love.
He was my first sex, he was my first everything.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Really yes.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And I met him when I was eighteen, and so
I know. And when I first saw him, I remember
looking out of the dorm bedroom and there was like
a light that was around him and I'm like, who
is that?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I need to know that persons.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I know we were for one for sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I think went to ship both of our faults, both
of our faults.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Okay, becoming a parent that you both don't have that
experience yet, but I can honestly say that, you.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Know, but.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I honestly can say that when they put Charlie in
my arms for the first time, I was like, where
there's a god. There is a god, because this is
a miracle and this is a gift.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
That my soulmate I manifested this baby.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Okay, so achieving a lifelong dream? Do you have a
lifelong dream that you've been wanting to achieve? Have you
achieved a lifelong dream?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
What we're doing it right now.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is my lifelong This is not your lifelong dream.
My lifelong dream is to go onto a safari in Africa.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
We're still a real.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
One with with hot Lee.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
That's your lifelong dream.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yes, to go, I really know. But I want to
go on a like not the fancy k Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I want to just.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Where they where you're like in like these posh uh
cowbins that are on still and they have running Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I want to deal with the bugs.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You want to deal with the bug.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I want to see outside my net, the net that's
going to be around. I just want to be in Africa.
I want to see the animals. I want to see
the people.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
You have like a very glamorized idea of what.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
No, I don't not a flying spider I have.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Always I think you probably have a glamorized idea.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I don't. I know, I know what.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, so what are you saying to me? You're saying
that this is not this is a dream. I know
it's gonna be harsh. It's not gonna be all beautiful,
it's not gonna be all fun. It's gonna be kind
of like challenging, and it's gonna be like hard to
get to and I'm gonna have to have a lots
of shots and stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Before I go.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
I just think I think it maybe the word miserables
look closer. You're just like, I don't want the nice stuff.
I'm like, okay, well, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
To be miserable, but I want to be like I
want to be authentic, Like.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
My dream is to suffer in Africa authenticity.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Can't we glamp at a hotel?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay? Can we compromise what? Yes? And then we do
mine for like a couple of nights and then we'll
do years.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Margret, I just understand, Like, okay, so your dream is
like what you sleep in a tent out in the Yes.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
And when I get up to use the restroom, I
look out the tent and there's like an elephant standing
right outside being eaten.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I don't think that happens, I know, but I just.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I just want to see the animals in the in
the and the and the.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Land I feel like you can just do day trips.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I don't know, Margaret, Okay, Eric, you better put that
thing away. We just got a comment. We just got
a comment about Eric's attire. Oh god, put your hands
in your leg?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Should wire underwear on set?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I know, being truly understood, And that's what I think,
Jim Carrey, truly understand me helping somebody in a life
changing way, experiencing nature at its most majestic. You just
did that kind of big sir and Yoseby. I mean
(24:44):
that's like nature, it's most Okay, you.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Know, I'm going to retire. And Caramel by the Sea.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I love that beautiful too, like the.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Coolest place I've ever been.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
To say it.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No, because I just walked like I like spent like
half a day just walking around Compass you just like tipsy.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
It was like the most fun thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Oh really, it was a great like little is it
like a little community fun Like.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
It's like a it's like a fairy tale village on
the beach.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh my god, Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Everyone's so nice there. He's walking to a bar like, hey,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I'm like, hright, is it super expensive? Probably? I would
think it's like.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Probably we went to a pretty nice restaurant that was
like looked like it was built on like an actual
fairytale cottage Italiano.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
It was, it was I think it.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Was like Central. Is that Central California or northern California.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It's Central right by Monterey Bay.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I love Central California.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Okay, it's uh, laughing until you cry. I've done that
many times.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
With you, especial.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Like when we did that one they did you parted?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I laughed so hard and I peed my pants. Have
I paid my pants with you?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yes, you have.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I have feed my pants.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'm hearing I love you for the first time. That
is huge.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
That is huge. What the I'm trying to be serious?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Harassed in the commons?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I'm talking about bulge everything?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Okay, Eric, Like literally it is it's like distract I mean,
especially on Instagram because it's like I.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Can know but I can see my eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Okay, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
I don't know how Eric lives like this Anakonda escape?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Did you flash? Did you fly? Though?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Okay, oh my god, I'm not gonna say that creating
something you're proud of.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Sure, forgiving some forgiving somebody, No, I never Oh.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Wait, forgiveness is great. Is that one of the best
human experience?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yes, it is, because it frees you. It frees you
from the poison that you are.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Maybe I've never hated someone enough for that forgiveness of
such a relief.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
But you know what, I kind of Well, there's there's
like two people I don't like very much.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
And one of them, one of them I didn't I
will not forgive.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Forgiveness is only good. And there's like also like repentance.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I guess I forgave my ex boyfriend for cheating on me,
and now he's in my roommate, so that was forgiveness
and now we're friends and we're like companions and it's
a nice things.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
And I feel good that I gave.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I didn't give him a second shot because he doesn't
get this again, but going anyway, So I think it's good.
All right, having a deep, unfiltered conversation until sunrise.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's like college days. Dude, Would you please read the comments?
Were going to laugh at them. Eric, somebody wrote, doesn't
shell peanuts?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Does shelled peanuts?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh my god, you can't just sit here up your
last comments that nobody can see on Facebook, Instagram or
YouTube or whatever.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Now it's it's in the corner of my eye and
it's pretty distracting.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I see it. Can I get a pillow. I'm gonna
get a pillow.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
I can because here's the thing I can't see. I
can see it laying on the seat.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's laying on off to the side.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah, it's like it's actually resting on the It's like
having a nap.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
It's sitting down on its own.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
It is.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
It's like dependent.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's like a dog. It's like his little dog. It's
like his lap dog.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I just I don't understand how he does. Can't wear underwear?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
My god?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
All right, because it's like you're flaunting it.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I didn't know we were gonna have an iPad?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Wait, who cares about the iPad? You're on camera like
you knew that?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Okay, it's it's really okay. There you go, There you go,
there you go.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Now you freeze and stay like that.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Freeze, don't move your arms. Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Receiving unconditional support during a hard time, yes, enjoying perfect
solitude without.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Loneliness, that's a that's a thin line.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
That is a thin line, but it is sometimes solitude's
really nice. I've had a couple like perfect days alone
that which is great.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yes, And is that meditation somewhat? Maybe falling asleep next
to someone you love?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Sure? Oh dude, this all right?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Falling eat it wait, eating an incredibly good meal when
you're truly hungry, that is good, like I. And this
is going to sound so gross, but there was I
just remember in nineteen, like ninety.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Six or something, right after World War two.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Like this is when I still was in my drinking
phase and before Charlie and I lived in downtown, and
I was I got up one morning and I had
been drinking the night before, and I went to McDonald's
and I got a fish fillet. Okay, let me stop
you right, I'm going to tell you something that's not
a delicious meal.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I want to tell you something that hit so hard.
I won't I believe you, forget, I believe you.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
But that is not the same thing as what they're
talking about. I know, because you know what tastes the
most incredible thing at like you know, eleven am after
you woke up after night drinking is a jack in
the box MUNCHI meal or something like that, something like that.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Incredible.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Okay, so what do you think when you're truly hungry?
What's like? What have you had a meal that you're just.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Like roll tacos?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Oh yeah, or like one of those like really like
carbohydrate heavy foods like breadsticks, breadsticks from some are really good.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
You know what I really love is like roast beef
in like like pot roast, and like like mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I like pizzas. Oh yeah, that's when I climbed were
killing me.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
When I climbed Mount McKinley back in the day, all
I was thinking about was pizza.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
That's all I wanted was.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
It was like a three day trek and I couldn't
wait to get back down to get pizza.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
So you're right, Okay, bread sticks. Do you guys remember
patent oscars? Oh? Yeah, I missed them.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
We used to call it pat my oscar. Oh but anyway.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yes, I remember that, and they changed it to O's.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, dude, their breadsticks.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Were saving fire, they were I missed them so much.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
The stick.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
What about Olive Garden? What do you think about their breadstick?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
They're good, they're great, but they're not They're not they're
not crunchy like the bread breadsticks were.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Oh my god, they were so good.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I want a breadstick.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
We learned how to make them.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Learning something that permanently changes how you see.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
The world, Okay, have we done that yet?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Learned something that makes you permanently change the way you
see the world.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I think I'm getting there.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
No, patent Oscars is not a thing anymore. They got
divorced and it's over.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, Yes, now this one is kind of I don't
think i've even have I done this? What? I don't
think you've done this?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
And I don't breaking news. There is a single O's
American Kitchen in San Marcos?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
What no way?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Is it the original or is it a different origin?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Are you sure it's not closed?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
No? It says open. What it says open on my maps?
Open until nine pm?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Is it too late to door dash from there?
Speaker 5 (32:32):
It's in San Marco? I know, but it's forty minute drive.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
That would be a three hundred dollars door dash.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Let's just end the show. Now, go get an oscar.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No, let's go get those stick sticks and.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Then we'll just record a podcast on the drive.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, Oh okay, Dancing without caring who's watching. Oh good,
I know you guys have never done that, experiencing music
that makes it feel like it was written for you.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I love that. Yes, there's a lot of sting stuff.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
What I just I'm just sorry. I was looking at
their website like they're really the same, Like.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Is it the same food?
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
That salad they have like a good salad.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Do you have their cop salad? Oh yeah, dude, I'm
going there this maybe this.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Weekend, returning home after a long journey, standing up for
yourself and being heard, making peace with the past. Yes,
waking up with a full day ahead and nothing to prove.
And that was pretty much it. So there you go, Brian's.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Now, holy hold on. You know what. I take issue
with this. I take issue with this because this is
not genuine.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It is because I put in.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
This is a I generated cannot be a machine made
this for you. Therefore, wherever you say which I think
you should skip, I will not accept it. I just
I will smirk at it.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Upon Hey, we have somebody that wants to know if
you and I can switch shorts.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Oh god, The problem is not the shorts. The problem
is the underwear.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You need like a pillow right here? Did you bring pants?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Oh it's too hot.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Okay, you're gonna sit with the pillow on your it's
too hot, the talking pillow. You're gonna have the talking
in your lap.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Next plot, I just hold your little face.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
There, there you go. Here, there you go. They cover.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Oh, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Shot Ryan playing like this? Like the second music or
the third is the one that says.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
The second or the third, Well, I put like new
music on there.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
You did not but the first second or maybe the
double D news, Hey here we go.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
No, this is just like the same.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Music that's this doesn't fit this great, this doesn't fit.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
I'll turn that you.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
This doesn't fit.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
In November's chill a farewell, we face to our dear
producer with an unfaced grace forty five, in a youthful disguise,
with wisdom that sparkles behind those keen eyes. Your flat
expression at canvas so still, yet beneath it, we know
(35:07):
there's a warmth of thrill. We miss the slide jests,
that teasing, the fun, a bond that you forged brighter
than the sun. Sometimes we wonder all playful slaps do
for the times you act young, but we cherish you true.
You guide us with laughter through chaos and strife. In
(35:29):
this were one of projects you've brightened our life. So
off will you venture to horizons anew with our love
and our laughter will always be true.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Through distance may part us.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Your spirit will stay in the heart of each episode.
Come what may, here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Here's to you, dear Brian, our friend and our.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Guide, as you chase after dreams and the world as
your ride. We raise up our glasses for all that
you have done in our podcasting journey.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You've been the truth sun done that. I'm done, done done.
What do you think.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Now?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Had you written it too? But I would have been
nicer about it. But since you you outsource the work.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
To a robot, I hate it. Well, it's not genuine.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Forget it.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Oh my god, Okay, I will.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Okay, So we're gonna so you don't have any that's
that was your double d We're all.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Right, We're gonna asks everybody you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, So next episode I've decided.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Well, but while I'm waiting for the Jim Carrey meet
and greet, or for him to manifest into my life,
which will happen somehow.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I'm waiting to.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
I know, I truly think that he gets he would
get me. He would get me more than anybody would
ever get me.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I believe this. I here's what happened to.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Be like, Jim, Oh my god, you and I are
the same. You're like, I totally believe all this stuff.
He's like, Wow, great, no e gonna that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Laura, You're a big thing. I see.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
I'm not gonna be like what would you be like,
what are you buying?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I like, what am I buying?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
No? Oh, Eric stopp You're going I know.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
So I would just say, hey, Jim, a mister carry
or no, Jim, it's nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
My name is Laura, and I think we have a
lot of things in common. And you know, I.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Don't I to meet you. I'm always happy to be the.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
I appreciate, like all the things that you've done as
an actor and everything, but I but I don't, But
I don't. I really what I really appreciate is how
you have transformed your life in such a way that
like you're a visionary now and I really love it.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
You go, Okay, I figure it out.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I'd work it out.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I work it out kind of you. I'm going to
go now because I'm trying to use the restume and
you just you.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Tell me, you tell me, how do I what's my
what's my opening volley?
Speaker 4 (38:09):
I think you probably shouldn't say anything besides hig, nice
to meet you.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
I'm a big fan. Can't take a picture ed.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
I eat bananas the long way to dude, So, oh
my god, Sorry, I'm getting off track.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Dick around on the chair.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
He's totally showing he is. He's like opening the business.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
And then he's like flirting with this guy in the
in the Instagram live chat.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
This is what this is exactly what he's doing their
slut face.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
He's entered and he's entered a slip another one another.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
One another starting. It started so distracted by the guy
in the starting in the chat. It's so starting. As
soon he's gonna have.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Like five, like we're fighting by Jim Carrey here and
he's here. He's like, he's like, what are you buying
for one week?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
You have two weeks, you have like five, and then
that's it and then that was that was one You're
one and only slept face.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
No, I'm not having slept face.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yes, I think you might know. I think you're kind
of get wanting it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Maybe not not as hard as core as you went,
but maybe a.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Little bit less than that.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I think that you're you know, flaught in some stuff now,
I don't think anyway. So I've decided to, uh to
go back onto Hinge because I haven't checked it in
like two months.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Right, So we're going to be playing Hinge.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
We're going to play the Hinge Cringe and I'm going
to play you some of the some of the voice messages.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
I can't wait Hinge Cringe. And I have live hacks
and I have trivia games.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I have a present for you.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
How smart you are and you are and you have
a present for me. Okay, that's coming off on Thursday.
And no, no, put that down there, don't here.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
You are totally showing off.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Exactly anyway.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching on Instagram.
I apologize for this. If you were offended.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I think a lot of people probably like I know,
it's like really crazy. Thank you for watching on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Thank you for listening, and love your podcast, Love your podcast.
I'm moving this up. I love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Up the camera, Move up the camera.
Very cute today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thank you. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
How can you September? Everybody just flew by like that?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It really did.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ever your thing is flying by like that.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Time is flying by too fast. I can't take it.
I can't take it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
This is Eric Rimmer, my co host, and.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
We have producer Brian behind the mic Hi producer Brian Hey, Hi, seasy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So did you guys get your Powerball tickets? Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Why wouldn't you just at least plunk down two dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Just to try it?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Because I stand by the was it the time timeless
saying is that Powerball is a stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Tax, tax for stupid people. That's right, you're so smart.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I can't believe you about the horble.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I bought twenty dollars worth.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Jesus, Well it's a progressive tax.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Well you know what where you are they tax you?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, So look it's at one point three billion dollars
right now because nobody's won for forty two consecutive weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So it really wow?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Five hundred million.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Exactly, that's what they say, That's what you would get.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's so I want to know if you could spend
if you won, but you could only spend the money
on something that starts with the letter of your first name.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What would you buy erotica?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That's funny, five hundred million dollars in erotica like sex dudes,
sex sex dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Think it's not a whole lot that sorts a.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Think about an elephant.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You can buy actuary, I'm going to buy an elephants.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh my gosh, yes, buy an elephant sanctuary. Hi, Jody Fringe,
what would you buy?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I would buy bars of gold, bars of gold and
then convert that back into cash to circumvent that weird
curse that you placed on me.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What about a boat?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No boat, but does that include yacht also? That's I
think that's a hard resell market for me.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I think it would be well, lots and lots and
lots of luxury items.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I like that might be too broad.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Lots and lots of luxury luxurious leather.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Leggings. No, I'd go to Lithuania. Why I'm trying to
think of things to start with?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
El take loof tons of airlines somewhere I could.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Buy eight balls was like the worst vacation.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
That's true. I think were actually spelled without the number eight.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Eight ball.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You can't buy drugs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Sorry, yeah, you're gonna buy.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Who's never done a drug in my life? Clearly. Other
thing I can think about.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Ben drill enough of it to trip to Trip Erica trip.
Apparently Ben and drill, if you take enough of it
is pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Really, that's what I've heard.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Well, I don't try it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm not going to They told they told us in
rehab we couldn't take ben a drill because it does
alter your hallucination.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
If you take enough, hallucinations are pretty severe.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No bueno, No, no, okay, So, uh, we have the
lot to cover tonight. Way, First of all, what I.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Also have a surprise for you?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh excellent.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And I asked chat GBT, what are the best human
experiences in life? And you'd be surprised what a robot
AI computer came up with as far as the best
human experiences.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And we're going to go over those.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
And I also took to chat GBT to write Brian
a goodbye poem.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh my god, awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And I have.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Oh wait a minute, so does that mean in November
we're doing a roast?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, should we?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I don't know. We already did that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But we do something, we'll figure out something.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Well, I don't have anything to roast him on because
he's perfect, So I'll just write him a love letter.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, God, bitch, please don't be such a.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Let's just let's just have a night. Let's just have
a night on the town.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, I don't think Brian wants no part of ours.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Okay, A I got sentimental, Krablam.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I came to an epiphany the other day and it's
a weird one.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It's a weird one. It's out there, and.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm going to tell you something that I truly, honestly
believe could happen.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And I wanted to.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Can you actually can you start with that? Want to
hear what this is?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Not until we do?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Lahoya Cosmetic Surgery Center. Okay, So my sister is getting
her surgery at La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center on Friday, Yes,
with doctor Swiston, and so she's making all the preparations.
What she's doing is she's getting her twenty one year
old big giant implants taken out and instead of putting
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other ones in, she has enough tissue where he's going
to mold her own breasts and give her like a
lift and like cute little nipples. Oh my god, She's
going to look incredible. And so she's like she's preparing,
she's all excited, she's super nervous, but she's like really,
I'm like, Jenny, do you realize that Laoia Cosmetic Surgery
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Center is going to literally change your entire life? Like
your life is going to be so much better?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know what you should do?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
On the way to the surgery say, hey, you know what,
Doctor Swiston can't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Eric's gonna take.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Over like you would be. You wouldn't bold the biggest
boobies ever.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
She'd have boobs on like the back on her back.
I wouldn't know what I was doing.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
No, because you you love boobs?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I do?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You do love boobs? But you know, doctor Swiston is
an artiste. And the people at Laoya Cosmetic Surgery Center,
all the surgeons there are board certified and they are
incredible Harvard and educated.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Uh, it's just a mind blowing place where you can
get anything you've ever dreamed of done and you deserve it.
So them at La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
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SC dot com.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That's how you get and then you can read all
the reviews and you can see the kind of surgery
that my sister is getting because it's called an X plant,
that's what she's getting. And then she's getting the I
don't know what the molding thing is called, but I will.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh my gosh, she's gonna look you know what.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You know what she said on we were on a
zoom a podcast with Monique the La joya cosmetic podcast,
and my sister said, I'm sick of looking like a
tent because when she wears a dress, her breasts are
so big.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
They've gone so big that she just like it just
drapes over and it makes her look like a tent.
She has no shape, so she's so excessed, goes I
just want to wear a tube top. I'm like, you're
gonna be able to wear a tu.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You should be able to fish something out of your closet.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh, I have lots of things she can wear hideous.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
She'll hate everything I have, I'm guaranteed, but I will
offer it to her.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I will offer it to her.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
So anyway, Lahoya Cosmetic Surgery Center for all your surgery needs.
And even if you just want to ask some questions,
call him up, get a consultation. Those are free, and
it's it'll be worth your while because you will get
a lot of really good.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Information about this. Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So oh, somebody says, good morning from Psige Kingdom. Where
are you from?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Wow? Okay, all right, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Do you want me to start in the big announcement
before I go into the life?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
They Okay? And I truly believe this.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Uh oh, so okay, that's not a good preface.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I follow him religiously on social media.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
This is getting worse.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
He has turned into somewhat of a I don't want
to say it, like a scholar, but like a not
a renaissance man, but somebody who speaks my language as
far as like manifesting and universal stuff and who And
he posts the most beautiful things. And I've seen him
(09:24):
transform over the years, and he does commencement speeches at
graduations like.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
A college is all over the place.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I literally think, I honestly believe. And this has nothing
to do with his fame or his money.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I swear to God.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm putting this out in the universe, because I truly
believe this person will get me more than anybody.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
You've ever know seen a celebrity crush.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, no, I'm like serious, I'm deadrity crush. I'm dead
serious that this celebrity and I think would hive Jim
Carrey whatever, because look, you know what I could now listen.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I could see that he.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's not the funny, it's not the money, it's not
the fame. What I like is what he posts on Instagram.
It's all my stuff I listened to at night, all
my manifest infestation stuff and the universal stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And he's like it feels.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Like he's gone to like a monastery and he's come
back down with all this incredible knowledge. And I just look,
he speaks my language, and I think it would be funny.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Then we'd have.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Funny time, the buzzwords.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Then we have funny times.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's not sexy time, it's funny time.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
No, we have funny time. And then I don't can.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
You imagine what he does behind closed doors?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh he's probably oh kinky bitch.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
No, no, no, good person.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
No way too goofy killed No, not at all, that
just him.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
So let me clarify, he probably says something like this,
why don't you show me appreciated your flower?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
And I was laugh and I would show it to him.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
That's probably okay.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Wait, so you have a massive crush on Jim Carrey
because you have the same YouTube watch history.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
No, no, not, that's not what I said.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I don't know, that's what I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
No, I don't follow him on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I follow him various I've seen him on various things.
I've seen him on documentaries, I've seen him on Instagram.
I've seen some things that he's written. So I've seen
some things in magazines.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I'm so shocked. You like a celebrity that is universally liked.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He is universally liked. But like I think, I truly think,
Like I know I'm not young, and I'm not like
some young hot model, but I don't think he wants that.
I think he's at a stage in his life married
to Jenny McCarthy, but that was back in the day.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Like he's like, he's he wants somebody that speaks his language.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
What's me?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
This is? This is this is like, what's the next topic?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, Eric, you can make this happen. You can make
a meeting happen.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
I'm gonna text him Erica you should what no, no, no,
you have in why because.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I'm gonna say, my mommy is come on?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
What?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Honestly, what would what would be why? What would be
the problem here?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Okay? What movies was he in? He doesn't matters?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
The mask, the mask, Truman Show, Chase, Ventura, Uh Liar Liar, Liar, Liar, Sir,
Popper's Penguins.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And then he was in some serious ones.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
I can send like an innocuous little text that says,
my mommy wants you to Popper with her, mister Popes.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Now, listen, you know all those little little things you get, Brian,
all those little signed fun things from Keanu and stuff.
You have some sort of connection. H Do you think
this connection.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Could possibly lead me to a path that would lead.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Me to Jim Carrey? Just meet but me?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Why what's the problem? What would be the problem? This
is crazy, It is crazy.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I actually have nothing in common.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We have a lot in common.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Just because you use the same buzzwords noble jumbo, spiritual manifestation.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
He also has.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You don't get me, so you don't get you don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I think I get you better than you realize. And
also Jim Carrey has like a pseudo philosophy. You think
that you're a match made in heaven.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I think so, I really truly do.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
And then like the funny is just like an extra
cherry on top.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Just so you know.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
There's a billion people all talk and think about this
like spiritual, like fake spirituality that you know.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
He's not fake though, Like I wish I could just
play some of his things. He's just changed. He's changed,
yes he has. He's not like a funny, goofy guy anymore.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
That's because he's that's what him acting.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I know. But he's just like a really memory. But
I feel like I do. And I had a vision,
you know, I've had a psychic vision.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Create a fake profile of Jim Carrey. I'm a texture.
Or send me like eight hundred dollars in Target gift
cards I need to buy.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I need a plane ticket. I can only accept Target
gift card.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Now, listen, there's a there is a dating app.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Rayah, I have somebody who's willing to vouch for me.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
A friend who met her.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Husband who's a professional soccer player on Riya in Oregon,
and she said that she would be my voucher. So
I don't know. I don't know how much this thing costs.
I don't know if he would be on it.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Even I don't actually know.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
There's an easy way to find out, I know.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
So I'm just throwing you know what I'm doing, throwing
that out in the universe.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
No, yes, I am, Oh, yes, I know.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
What you're doing. Hallucinations, catch it. I carry on my
catching crap. This isn't this isn't the manifestation. This is
a delusion, you know what.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
It was a vision and it came to me and
I got so excited, and I'm like, oh my god,
this could be my guy.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Okay, if you married Jim Carrey, I'll you know, if
you get if you get more than one date with
Jim Carrey, I'll stay in California forever, all right, and
I'll produce.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh my god, make your magic work, John, I am okay, okay, No,
I see doubtful eyes over here. I don't want doubtful eyes.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I want to look at my eyes there, doubtful eyes
from me.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Strong. Okay, let's you know what. I'm gonna put Eric
on the spot here. Do you think it's likely that
Laura will get a date with Jim.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Carrey saying a date.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yesmates, we are solmates, but we have to meet first.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But do you think that's it?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
So you're like, I met my soulmate, that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
He is gonna be my It'll be a spark. Hey,
big ed, what's up going on? Catherine? What's happening? Donald Garcia?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Okay, Lonney Crane, that's how I'm going to introduce you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
There was this guy at a part already.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You got to introduce you as Lonnie Crane.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Don't do that, And I'm very angry that you're doing
that right now because that was so dumb.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It was it was not hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Thought it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It was stupid.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
So you couldn't get her name right, so he kept
calling her Lonnie Creton, which I thought was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Stupid. Okay, awesome.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
So do you want to hear Brian's poem that I
wrote with chat GBT first or the best human Experience?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Let's let's do the poem last minimal end relation? Okay,
skip it?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
No, well I don't I also have something for you.
I don't have you Maybe I should do that on Thursday.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
You know what, it's not genuine.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Okay, we'll figure it out. Do you have double D
put your hand a little higher?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I do?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You don't, You don't.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
There was only one really exciting thing.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
What do you want to talk about it now?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
We can? I mean it was only one thing. Like
what it was Cardi b what she do? She was
found not.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Liable for the assault case?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh that's boring. Yeah, what's going on with P Diddy?
Is he like? Is he still in jails? Generated Like
nobody's talking about it anymore.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, did you know what? Do you think a lot
of money has hushed this thing?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Heck yeah, yes I do know to.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Who hushed by? Who too? Who?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Like jay Z?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Like like everybody throwing money at every judge.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Or lawyer in the world.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
There was sentencing.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'm just saying, hold it down, just to calm it
down and not let anything get out.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Have you pay to make this quieter?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't know, because I don't have that.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Kind of heart. Well, make this quieter or you will.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Money buys every time it's been reported.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Every time something happens, it's been reported. This isn't quiet
all right, It's just a long process.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Hey, I saw the roses on Friday, night.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
That's the remake of War of the Roses with Benterdict
Cumberback and who is in the original Michael Douglas and
Kathleen Turner.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh oh that was I forgot. I completely forgot that.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, well see you didn't really like it that much.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Probably sucked.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
No, you liked it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Liked it?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Okay, yeah, I like did?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It was okay?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It was just okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Funny Kate McKinnon isn't it and she's still every scene she's.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
In she was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
So then I saw the new Eddie Murphy movie on Prime,
the pickup Kicky Palmer.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
No, way, Eddie Murphy movie is funny.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, it was actually good.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Is it a comedy?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, it's a comedy okay. And what's his name is
in it? That you like with all the tattoos that Davidson?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, oh he's taking off all his tattoos.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Man, he is and he big ed thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Also has a hot girlfriend who's pregnant. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh? Is she big ed?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
She was taken off? Like, oh my god. Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So I asked chat GBT to rank the best human experiences.
I wanted to see what an AI system would say
and if it would be true, because we are real
human beings unless you're AI. Like soon, I think that
it's going to blur, like we're not going to know
who is real and who is not.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I might be an AI, I know, how would.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm just saying it's just gonna things are gonna change
or meld or like or just like this.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Is this is why I think you think you have
a shout, Jim Carrey. These ideas don't go very don't.
They don't get thought through.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Okay, So here's the number one thing that chat GBT
says is the best human experience, and that's falling deeply
in love.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
That is that is the best. That was the best
thing that I ever experienced. Really my first love. It
was awesome?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Do you remember your first love? Well? Isn't it beautiful?
Falling in love the first time?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Like when you when you fall in love and when
you finally get to that point where you're like, I love.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
You, It's pretty damn cool for sure.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Okay, I feel like it in love before.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
After I know I'm feeling like he's not getting it,
like deeply.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I think after the first time, it's all kind of like.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well, what's oh no, no, no, no, you.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Think I'm a pessimist. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Your first love will always be.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Special and take a part of your heart no matter what,
no matter what happens.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
And well, look at my first love.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Is that your real first love or is it just
the one that lasted?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Like he was my my husband was my first love.
He was my first sex, he was my first everything.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Really yes.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And I met him when I was eighteen, and so
I know. And when I first saw him, I remember
looking out of the dorm bedroom and there was like
a light that was around him and I'm like, who
is that?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I need to know that persons.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I know we were for one for sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I think went to ship both of our faults, both
of our faults.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Okay, becoming a parent that you both don't have that
experience yet, but I can honestly say that, you.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Know, but.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I honestly can say that when they put Charlie in
my arms for the first time, I was like, where
there's a god. There is a god, because this is
a miracle and this is a gift.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
That my soulmate I manifested this baby.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Okay, so achieving a lifelong dream? Do you have a
lifelong dream that you've been wanting to achieve? Have you
achieved a lifelong dream?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
What we're doing it right now.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is my lifelong This is not your lifelong dream.
My lifelong dream is to go onto a safari in Africa.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
We're still a real.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
One with with hot Lee.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
That's your lifelong dream.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yes, to go, I really know. But I want to
go on a like not the fancy k Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I want to just.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Where they where you're like in like these posh uh
cowbins that are on still and they have running Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I want to deal with the bugs.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You want to deal with the bug.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I want to see outside my net, the net that's
going to be around. I just want to be in Africa.
I want to see the animals. I want to see
the people.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
You have like a very glamorized idea of what.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
No, I don't not a flying spider I have.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Always I think you probably have a glamorized idea.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I don't. I know, I know what.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, so what are you saying to me? You're saying
that this is not this is a dream. I know
it's gonna be harsh. It's not gonna be all beautiful,
it's not gonna be all fun. It's gonna be kind
of like challenging, and it's gonna be like hard to
get to and I'm gonna have to have a lots
of shots and stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Before I go.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
I just think I think it maybe the word miserables
look closer. You're just like, I don't want the nice stuff.
I'm like, okay, well, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
To be miserable, but I want to be like I
want to be authentic, Like.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
My dream is to suffer in Africa authenticity.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Can't we glamp at a hotel?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay? Can we compromise what? Yes? And then we do
mine for like a couple of nights and then we'll
do years.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Margret, I just understand, Like, okay, so your dream is
like what you sleep in a tent out in the Yes.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
And when I get up to use the restroom, I
look out the tent and there's like an elephant standing
right outside being eaten.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I don't think that happens, I know, but I just.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I just want to see the animals in the in
the and the and the.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Land I feel like you can just do day trips.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I don't know, Margaret, Okay, Eric, you better put that
thing away. We just got a comment. We just got
a comment about Eric's attire. Oh god, put your hands
in your leg?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Should wire underwear on set?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I know, being truly understood, And that's what I think,
Jim Carrey, truly understand me helping somebody in a life
changing way, experiencing nature at its most majestic. You just
did that kind of big sir and Yoseby. I mean
(24:44):
that's like nature, it's most Okay, you.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Know, I'm going to retire. And Caramel by the Sea.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I love that beautiful too, like the.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Coolest place I've ever been.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
To say it.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No, because I just walked like I like spent like
half a day just walking around Compass you just like tipsy.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
It was like the most fun thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Oh really, it was a great like little is it
like a little community fun Like.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
It's like a it's like a fairy tale village on
the beach.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh my god, Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Everyone's so nice there. He's walking to a bar like, hey,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I'm like, hright, is it super expensive? Probably? I would
think it's like.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Probably we went to a pretty nice restaurant that was
like looked like it was built on like an actual
fairytale cottage Italiano.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
It was, it was I think it.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Was like Central. Is that Central California or northern California.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It's Central right by Monterey Bay.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I love Central California.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Okay, it's uh, laughing until you cry. I've done that
many times.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
With you, especial.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Like when we did that one they did you parted?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I laughed so hard and I peed my pants. Have
I paid my pants with you?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yes, you have.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I have feed my pants.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'm hearing I love you for the first time. That
is huge.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
That is huge. What the I'm trying to be serious?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Harassed in the commons?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I'm talking about bulge everything?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Okay, Eric, Like literally it is it's like distract I mean,
especially on Instagram because it's like I.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Can know but I can see my eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Okay, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
I don't know how Eric lives like this Anakonda escape?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Did you flash? Did you fly? Though?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Okay, oh my god, I'm not gonna say that creating
something you're proud of.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Sure, forgiving some forgiving somebody, No, I never Oh.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Wait, forgiveness is great. Is that one of the best
human experience?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yes, it is, because it frees you. It frees you
from the poison that you are.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Maybe I've never hated someone enough for that forgiveness of
such a relief.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
But you know what, I kind of Well, there's there's
like two people I don't like very much.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
And one of them, one of them I didn't I
will not forgive.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Forgiveness is only good. And there's like also like repentance.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I guess I forgave my ex boyfriend for cheating on me,
and now he's in my roommate, so that was forgiveness
and now we're friends and we're like companions and it's
a nice things.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
And I feel good that I gave.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I didn't give him a second shot because he doesn't
get this again, but going anyway, So I think it's good.
All right, having a deep, unfiltered conversation until sunrise.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's like college days. Dude, Would you please read the comments?
Were going to laugh at them. Eric, somebody wrote, doesn't
shell peanuts?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Does shelled peanuts?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh my god, you can't just sit here up your
last comments that nobody can see on Facebook, Instagram or
YouTube or whatever.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Now it's it's in the corner of my eye and
it's pretty distracting.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I see it. Can I get a pillow. I'm gonna
get a pillow.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
I can because here's the thing I can't see. I
can see it laying on the seat.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's laying on off to the side.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah, it's like it's actually resting on the It's like
having a nap.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
It's sitting down on its own.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
It is.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
It's like dependent.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's like a dog. It's like his little dog. It's
like his lap dog.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I just I don't understand how he does. Can't wear underwear?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
My god?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
All right, because it's like you're flaunting it.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I didn't know we were gonna have an iPad?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Wait, who cares about the iPad? You're on camera like
you knew that?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Okay, it's it's really okay. There you go, There you go,
there you go.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Now you freeze and stay like that.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Freeze, don't move your arms. Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Receiving unconditional support during a hard time, yes, enjoying perfect
solitude without.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Loneliness, that's a that's a thin line.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
That is a thin line, but it is sometimes solitude's
really nice. I've had a couple like perfect days alone
that which is great.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yes, And is that meditation somewhat? Maybe falling asleep next
to someone you love?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Sure? Oh dude, this all right?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Falling eat it wait, eating an incredibly good meal when
you're truly hungry, that is good, like I. And this
is going to sound so gross, but there was I
just remember in nineteen, like ninety.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Six or something, right after World War two.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Like this is when I still was in my drinking
phase and before Charlie and I lived in downtown, and
I was I got up one morning and I had
been drinking the night before, and I went to McDonald's
and I got a fish fillet. Okay, let me stop
you right, I'm going to tell you something that's not
a delicious meal.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I want to tell you something that hit so hard.
I won't I believe you, forget, I believe you.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
But that is not the same thing as what they're
talking about. I know, because you know what tastes the
most incredible thing at like you know, eleven am after
you woke up after night drinking is a jack in
the box MUNCHI meal or something like that, something like that.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Incredible.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Okay, so what do you think when you're truly hungry?
What's like? What have you had a meal that you're just.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Like roll tacos?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Oh yeah, or like one of those like really like
carbohydrate heavy foods like breadsticks, breadsticks from some are really good.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
You know what I really love is like roast beef
in like like pot roast, and like like mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I like pizzas. Oh yeah, that's when I climbed were
killing me.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
When I climbed Mount McKinley back in the day, all
I was thinking about was pizza.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
That's all I wanted was.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
It was like a three day trek and I couldn't
wait to get back down to get pizza.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
So you're right, Okay, bread sticks. Do you guys remember
patent oscars? Oh? Yeah, I missed them.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
We used to call it pat my oscar. Oh but anyway.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yes, I remember that, and they changed it to O's.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, dude, their breadsticks.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Were saving fire, they were I missed them so much.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
The stick.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
What about Olive Garden? What do you think about their breadstick?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
They're good, they're great, but they're not They're not they're
not crunchy like the bread breadsticks were.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Oh my god, they were so good.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I want a breadstick.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
We learned how to make them.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Learning something that permanently changes how you see.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
The world, Okay, have we done that yet?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Learned something that makes you permanently change the way you
see the world.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I think I'm getting there.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
No, patent Oscars is not a thing anymore. They got
divorced and it's over.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, Yes, now this one is kind of I don't
think i've even have I done this? What? I don't
think you've done this?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
And I don't breaking news. There is a single O's
American Kitchen in San Marcos?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
What no way?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Is it the original or is it a different origin?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Are you sure it's not closed?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
No? It says open. What it says open on my maps?
Open until nine pm?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Is it too late to door dash from there?
Speaker 5 (32:32):
It's in San Marco? I know, but it's forty minute drive.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
That would be a three hundred dollars door dash.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Let's just end the show. Now, go get an oscar.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No, let's go get those stick sticks and.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Then we'll just record a podcast on the drive.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, Oh okay, Dancing without caring who's watching. Oh good,
I know you guys have never done that, experiencing music
that makes it feel like it was written for you.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I love that. Yes, there's a lot of sting stuff.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
What I just I'm just sorry. I was looking at
their website like they're really the same, Like.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Is it the same food?
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
That salad they have like a good salad.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Do you have their cop salad? Oh yeah, dude, I'm
going there this maybe this.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Weekend, returning home after a long journey, standing up for
yourself and being heard, making peace with the past. Yes,
waking up with a full day ahead and nothing to prove.
And that was pretty much it. So there you go, Brian's.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Now, holy hold on. You know what. I take issue
with this. I take issue with this because this is
not genuine.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It is because I put in.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
This is a I generated cannot be a machine made
this for you. Therefore, wherever you say which I think
you should skip, I will not accept it. I just
I will smirk at it.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Upon Hey, we have somebody that wants to know if
you and I can switch shorts.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Oh god, The problem is not the shorts. The problem
is the underwear.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You need like a pillow right here? Did you bring pants?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Oh it's too hot.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Okay, you're gonna sit with the pillow on your it's
too hot, the talking pillow. You're gonna have the talking
in your lap.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Next plot, I just hold your little face.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
There, there you go. Here, there you go. They cover.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Oh, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Shot Ryan playing like this? Like the second music or
the third is the one that says.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
The second or the third, Well, I put like new
music on there.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
You did not but the first second or maybe the
double D news, Hey here we go.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
No, this is just like the same.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Music that's this doesn't fit this great, this doesn't fit.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
I'll turn that you.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
This doesn't fit.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
In November's chill a farewell, we face to our dear
producer with an unfaced grace forty five, in a youthful disguise,
with wisdom that sparkles behind those keen eyes. Your flat
expression at canvas so still, yet beneath it, we know
(35:07):
there's a warmth of thrill. We miss the slide jests,
that teasing, the fun, a bond that you forged brighter
than the sun. Sometimes we wonder all playful slaps do
for the times you act young, but we cherish you true.
You guide us with laughter through chaos and strife. In
(35:29):
this were one of projects you've brightened our life. So
off will you venture to horizons anew with our love
and our laughter will always be true.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Through distance may part us.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Your spirit will stay in the heart of each episode.
Come what may, here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Here's to you, dear Brian, our friend and our.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Guide, as you chase after dreams and the world as
your ride. We raise up our glasses for all that
you have done in our podcasting journey.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You've been the truth sun done that. I'm done, done done.
What do you think.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Now?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Had you written it too? But I would have been
nicer about it. But since you you outsource the work.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
To a robot, I hate it. Well, it's not genuine.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Forget it.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Oh my god, Okay, I will.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Okay, So we're gonna so you don't have any that's
that was your double d We're all.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Right, We're gonna asks everybody you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, So next episode I've decided.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Well, but while I'm waiting for the Jim Carrey meet
and greet, or for him to manifest into my life,
which will happen somehow.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I'm waiting to.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
I know, I truly think that he gets he would
get me. He would get me more than anybody would
ever get me.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I believe this. I here's what happened to.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Be like, Jim, Oh my god, you and I are
the same. You're like, I totally believe all this stuff.
He's like, Wow, great, no e gonna that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Laura, You're a big thing. I see.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
I'm not gonna be like what would you be like,
what are you buying?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I like, what am I buying?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
No? Oh, Eric stopp You're going I know.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
So I would just say, hey, Jim, a mister carry
or no, Jim, it's nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
My name is Laura, and I think we have a
lot of things in common. And you know, I.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Don't I to meet you. I'm always happy to be the.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
I appreciate, like all the things that you've done as
an actor and everything, but I but I don't, But
I don't. I really what I really appreciate is how
you have transformed your life in such a way that
like you're a visionary now and I really love it.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
You go, Okay, I figure it out.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I'd work it out.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I work it out kind of you. I'm going to
go now because I'm trying to use the restume and
you just you.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Tell me, you tell me, how do I what's my
what's my opening volley?
Speaker 4 (38:09):
I think you probably shouldn't say anything besides hig, nice
to meet you.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
I'm a big fan. Can't take a picture ed.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
I eat bananas the long way to dude, So, oh
my god, Sorry, I'm getting off track.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Dick around on the chair.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
He's totally showing he is. He's like opening the business.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
And then he's like flirting with this guy in the
in the Instagram live chat.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
This is what this is exactly what he's doing their
slut face.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
He's entered and he's entered a slip another one another.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
One another starting. It started so distracted by the guy
in the starting in the chat. It's so starting. As
soon he's gonna have.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Like five, like we're fighting by Jim Carrey here and
he's here. He's like, he's like, what are you buying
for one week?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
You have two weeks, you have like five, and then
that's it and then that was that was one You're
one and only slept face.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
No, I'm not having slept face.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yes, I think you might know. I think you're kind
of get wanting it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Maybe not not as hard as core as you went,
but maybe a.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Little bit less than that.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I think that you're you know, flaught in some stuff now,
I don't think anyway. So I've decided to, uh to
go back onto Hinge because I haven't checked it in
like two months.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Right, So we're going to be playing Hinge.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
We're going to play the Hinge Cringe and I'm going
to play you some of the some of the voice messages.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
I can't wait Hinge Cringe. And I have live hacks
and I have trivia games.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I have a present for you.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
How smart you are and you are and you have
a present for me. Okay, that's coming off on Thursday.
And no, no, put that down there, don't here.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
You are totally showing off.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Exactly anyway.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching on Instagram.
I apologize for this. If you were offended.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I think a lot of people probably like I know,
it's like really crazy. Thank you for watching on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Thank you for listening, and love your podcast, Love your podcast.
I'm moving this up. I love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Up the camera, Move up the camera.
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