October 7, 2025 • 52 mins
We play a "laugh-out-loud" experiment where the guys pull random "types" of men from a bowl and then take Laura on rapid 30-second fake dates. From awkward flirter to overconfident gym rat to accent guy, the performances and scenarios will have you cracking up. Tune in for non-stop laughs as Laura tries to prep for the real dating world. Plus, Erik brings it home with a heavy-duty dose of Double D Celebrity News, including Taylor Swift's ode to her fiance's manhood? This is a can't-miss episode. Love your podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Just wait. Hello, We're in for a big show tonight.
The title of our show is called Laura's Boyfriend role Play.
Oh I guess who gets to play? Oh my god?
Do I get to be the boyfriend? Yes? And you're
gonna pick different kinds of We're going to play a game. Okay,
and you guys, no, see the soul right here. It
(00:34):
has different kinds of guys. Okay, And you're going to
pick out a guy, a type of guy.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It is a type of.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Guy you're like. For example, I'll give you cocky like
overconfident gym rat, and then you have then for thirty seconds,
we have to pretend like we're on a date, and
you have to pretend you're that kind of guy because
it's going to help me. It's going to help me
navigate all the different types of guys that are out there. Okay,
So you guys will take turns playing role playing or
(01:02):
like you can do like a couple and Brian and
due like a couple and see how it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Is there a gaslighting narcissist in there?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, but that could be right off the bat. For
thirty seconds. By first thirty seconds of meeting somebody, well,
I wouldn't know that for a while anyway. And then
Eric has his stunning double D showbizz Don Sigmund, which
is stunning fat He has fat notes tonight, baby, that's right, yes, okay,
(01:32):
So all right, we're gonna get down t here's the
here's how the game goes. Okay. You're gonna go first, okay,
and we're gonna do thirty seconds of a date okay,
and then after that we're gonna grade it on like
cringiness if you did well, if you or if you failed,
and you get a point like we have to vote
(01:53):
me and Brian how you did, and then this, and
then Brian will go and then we'll vote, and then
whoever has the most points okay, wins this dumb game,
and then we'll go into double dep This is going
to be so much, okay, because as you know, I'm
single and I am ready to mingle. She's on a
man hunt. I'm not on a man hunt, and I'm
not desperate. And people have been saying, why can't you
(02:15):
find a man? What's wrong? What's wrong with you? No, no, no, no,
that's not the problem.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I can If anyone wants a list.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm sure there's plenty wrong, but but I just have
not been so great as far as responding to my
hinge proposed dates that could be dates that have not
(02:44):
turned into dates, because I've torpedoed almost every one of them.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So there's not too many men in that list. I
would have been like real long term catch up, you
know what exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So I haven't really found one that I'm really excited
about yet. And then and I haven't looked at hinge
since last week, so there's that problem as well. So
and then you know earlier. But the guy, the young guy,
the thirty two year old guy Hunter who gave me
his number and I didn't know it, and then I
asked for his number, and I screwed that all up.
Never texted me. He never texted you back, not even
(03:18):
on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Are you positive? I double check because you also responded
to him and then said he never responded in the
first place.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I know, and then asked for his number. She has
like something going on. And then sleep text or something.
I sleep. You know what else? I do? I sleep
door dash because I do. I will wake up in
the morning, I swear to God, and I will open
the door to go to work and there will be
a bag of food sitting there and I will have no.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Recollection, like walk your phone.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I know, I sleep. I do weird things like I
really have no recollection.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
A two am.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You're like, I need some yes right now? Yes? And
I think you could.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You could be walking the streets in the middle of the.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Night not know it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You could be earning money.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
They're doing that door dashing or no walking the streets,
walking the streets, I think, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Walker. Well, I wasn't going to take it there.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well I was, but I wasn't gonna say it handing
people in the back alley of the layup later.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh wait, wait, when we get to special correspondent Laura King,
when you have when you do your double. I have
a story about Taylor Swift and her new album and
the movie Stop It, Hey, stop it and uh the
new album the movie because I went at the premiere
of the movie on Saturday morning. I helped host. I
(04:40):
hosted its Taylor concert movie premiere. Thank you. It was
a huge. It was huge. People are freaking out of it. Okay,
news about it, okay, okay, good, okay, good, okay, good,
all right, So all right, Okay, you ready to start?
All right? Excuse some kind of music to get us
(05:02):
ready for the beginning music. I know we have two songs.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Any music I can find this is Halloween music.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's that's fine, that's fine, whatever, it's all time. Did
you guys know? It's my little decorations, my scary like
my scary lights and my scary skeleton over here with
the my scary guy over here.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I wore my Exorcist T shirt. That was a nice shirt.
That is good. This is the only Halloween costume you'll
see me in.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's so funny because every year.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You wear one, and he will again this year, and
and Brian O'Brien will probably Brian.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I actually I do already have my Halloween costume. I
still know if it's something I want to wear for
the show.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, but see I love that you're already thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I don't have I don't have any fun gimmicks plan
this year.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Look, do I have to get your costume? Mister? What
do I have to get your costume? No, I'm gonna
have to get his costume.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Please don't do it, because if you, if he doesn't,
I don't know Were.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You a rock and roll guy? Oh? Yeah, I don't
know with fake tattoos?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Remember when he was Chucky and he put like so
much work into it? Y, yeah, I wore a Chucky
t shirt. What No, you were wearing coveralls and the
wig and your knife and you brought the Chucky doll?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Right I did? What happened to that? Eric? That was
really amazing? What happened to him?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah? Like lily, like six months later, he pretended like
he always hated Halloween.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Where did he go? Something must have happened in the
recent past that has made him.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Like trauma, some kind of trauma, yes, some.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Kind of Halloween trauma. Maybe what happened in the last
few years?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Then his nose?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Who hurts you? Halloween Knight?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Do you want me to show you on the doll?
The Chucky doll prefer?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay? So Eric, you're gonna go first. You're going to
pick out a type of guy, okay, and then we'll
start the clock whatever I don't know, thirty seconds or
will ballpark it? And you're this is this is like
I'm being me. I'm being me like one percent Laura
Kane and this is our first date and we're just
(07:08):
sitting down for dinner. Okay, you've asked me out, okay appropriately, yes,
and pick out what kind of guy you are and
then you can read it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
And then give me a second to get into characters.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, or don't say who you are.
I can maybe we can figure out who you are.
Don't say it out loud. Okay, Oh okay, this is
going to be okay, So and scene, it's really nice
to meet Hi. A great to meet you. Thank you
(07:40):
so much for asking me out.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, of course, of course.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It was cool matching with you on Hinge.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
It really was.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes, or as I like to call it, unhinged. Why
do you like to call it unhinged?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I don't know, because everybody on there's crazy. Speaking of crazy, Yes,
you know, order whatever you want tonight. Just know that
I think we should just pay for our own meals.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You mean, go Dutch? Perfect, Okay. I don't have a
problem with that. I think that's fine. Okay. Is there
a reason why no? No, No, I wouldn't ask that.
I wouldn't ask that. I would just say okay, I'll
just say okay, well and there boom, so going Dutch guy.
(08:28):
I would you know what I would do. I would
cut the date sorta short. And I'm trying not to
be a thing that's a little shallow though it is,
it's kind of shallow. But like, listen, he asked me out,
and when some a guy asked me a woman out,
I feel like they are expected to pay.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I agree, But like, also in practice, are you gonna
you're gonna like walk out on the guy because of that?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, I'm not gonna walk out on him. I'm just
gonna make the date, maybe not as long as it
it would have been if he had.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I get it. It just feels really vindictive.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's not vindictive, it's just like I feel it makes
me feel a little weird. But maybe this your generation
does that. Oh look, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
If I asked someone out, I was one hundred percent
pay every time. But also the same time, the like
the kind of I do also kind of get the
like the the sentiment of the back class that there's
like the kind of entitlement towards it's a little odd.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Sometimes I got to tell you something that I've never
told you before.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Eric, you've told me so okay, are you going to
air our dirty laundry out.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
No, this isn't this isn't a bad reflection on you.
This is just how our relationships started.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Let me tell the story. You already know the story.
I know the story, okay, because she breaks it up
about once a long speedrun.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Granted we just had formerly met in person, we had
met on blong, we'd met through.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Emails, and I guess the end of the story, you
pretended to have no money and you had Eric paid
for the entire thing.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
No, okay, So he says to me. We exchanged phone
numbers and he said, would you like to go out
to dinner with some of my friends and I And
I'm like, oh, that's so nice. Sure, And in my.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Mind, oh, you thought it was a date.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I didn't think it was a date. But I thought
that since he asked, no, not that at all I knew.
Still does it?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Still does?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I just thought that maybe since he asked, he was
preparing to pay for me.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh my god, you are a little it is.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Okay, so give your recollection of the whole thing. So
we went to Kensington and then we just all paid
our own way. And I kind of like I hesitated
because I wasn't sure, like what how Eric rolled at
this point, and then I realized, oh, okay, when Eric
(10:50):
goes out with friends, not one person pays. They all
pay for themselves.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, that's normal.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It is normal. But I didn't hear from her again
for one months. It's not true.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I do you think that's a little interesting that you
were expecting him like him to pay for you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I can't it is it is it is, I'll take it.
I'll take it. I think your skull just threw up
on like, no, I've hit too much water in it.
But let's he has smoke coming out of his eyes anyway,
So okay, all right here, just here, ill here, But
you have to know because he's tweet it. Oh my god, here,
(11:27):
I'll read it. No, I want him. I want to
guess what what guy he is? So get over here.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Okay, I'll give it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, okay, and I'll close the door. I'll close my
my ears.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Take your heavens off. Wi Whisper.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Crystal carrying guy crystals.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Damn it, dude, you know I hate this.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay. Oh is it a hard one? Okay, it's it's
ironic that so we're meeting at a movie. The we're
going to a movie. No, no, I would never go
to a movie theater. Okay, where would you go on
a first date? Then?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Where somewhere outside?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Is it daytime or night time?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's daytime. We went to the Balboa. What's that tea garden?
The Japanese friendship gardens?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, fine, okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So you meet me in like the deepest part of it.
I tell you to meet me at the very bottom
of it.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, bowels of the Japanese and see scene. This is cool.
I've never been this deep down into this area before.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
This is the only place I feel comfortable recharging my crystals.
Can you hold these for a second? And I would
begin to take rocks crystals all out of my pockets.
I'd have you hold them and I'd start building a semicircle.
Oh no, full circle around both of us. I say,
but we have to be silent for the next ten
minutes so I can charge these. So you make sure
your vibes aren't going to ruin my aura. This is
really important.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh wow, you way into it.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Well tonight it's gonna be a full moon. Oh yes,
I arn these, I can recharge them.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I'm totally down we're talking a lot, and I just
it's kind of throwing off the thing.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay, yeah, does when does that start?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, we have to restart again because.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Guy, okay, so, guy with a handful of crystals, I'm
seeing I'd vibe with him. I would vibe with the
crystal guy.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The most the most insufferable guy ever who wants to
start ten minutes of silence? Are they're gonna circle of
rocks at the bottom of the Japanese strenchhip gardens?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But I get the moon charging the crystals. But yes,
that is a little weird. But you know what, you
guys both get a point because you guys have been
doing a good job. Okay, no, go, okay, Okay, Now
what kind of guy I've picked him off? Hinge. I
think he's looked great on paper. He looks great on paper.
Where are we where? Where are you taking me? Is
(13:50):
it daytime or nighttime? It's going to be uh night time, nighttime?
And we are we're going.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
To be at let's see, we're going to be at
a beachside.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Restaurant. Okay, perfect, great, beautiful okay, and scene, Hi George,
nice to meet you, to meet you, Laura wow you
are you look like you you have a lot of muscles.
Oh man, yeah, sorry, I'm a little late.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You know, I had an extra hour at the gym,
you know, to curl and get ripped for you?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh for me? How how long typically do you spend
at the gym all day?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I don't have a job, but it doesn't really matter
because I'm so hot that who cares.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So in other words, you have no money?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Oh no, I got tons of money OnlyFans baby. Oh
you know. Yeah, I mean with a body like this
who needs to work.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay, so he's all about him overly confident gym rat.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, definitely that. I don't know. I don't know portray,
I don't know. Okay, that's like if Arnold Schwarzenegger was
like like his parents were both rocks or something.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And they were just okay, I don't know if he
gets a point for that one, but we'll see. What
do you mean? Okay, you get a point that? Okay, Okay,
that's good social media influencer. Oh good, I love it.
This is challenging.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
There's so hold on, let me think. I got to
think about where we would go.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Why won't you go to the movies? For a first date.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh I totally would. Okay, well now when I'm a
crystal guy though, Oh yeah, true, all those all the
fake light throwing off.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
The that's true, the aura of yes vibration. Yes, of course,
see I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, because if you don't know, you say you're fake,
you say you were with me, but you would, you
would just go to Brian.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I really want to give you a different one. I
have so many ideas with this one. Wait, okay, let
him okay this cause this isn't the thing for guys. Okakay, okay,
let me give brand a different one. Okay, a different one.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Retired old dude with a boat.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Hmmm, Okay, we're at say we're at the Lafayette.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
We are not.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
We are at the Hotel Dell.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They actually, No, we are at Dana Point and I
packed the sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Wow, we are sitting on the dock okay, and I
brought my own lawn chair to sit on.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I did not bring you one.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Now, okay, here we go, and scene forgot. I had
a really nice time driving up here, like, wow, what
are you planning at? Oh? Really? But in Dana Point?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh I live here?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh I didn't realize that boat's mine. You have a
boat I got off Craigslist. Is a great deal. Okay,
how how okay? Is this a can you sleep in
this boat? Room enough for two? If you know what
I'm saying? Are you do you have a job? Nope,
(17:12):
I'm retired. If you can't tell, I'm very old guy
that spends all the time on his.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Boat, my little spooner. Like I said, room for two, spooner. No,
is that what the tiny boats are called?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Schooner, schooner close enough, Well it's called the spooner.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Your schooner is called the spooner.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, the s S spooner. It's a double entendre.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh my god, oh my god. Okay, I am running.
I am running from that date. I do not want
a retired guy that owns a boat. Sorry, and Dana
point that he got off Craig's lips. Okay, Eric, yes, remember,
oh yeah, you have you have the one? Okay, all right,
and okay, this is helping me. I saw me practice
and this is helping me.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Okay, this is not helping you.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
It's not okay, So have a cool name for me, okay, okay,
h No, I know, No, no, I have one? And
where is there? Is it nighttime or daytime? Nighttime? Okay,
we're like Seaport villagers something.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, we're going to be at the hippest, hottest new club.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, even we're downtown. Okay, we're gonna be. We're gonna be.
We're downtown okay and scene. Wow, I've been downtown in
so long. Thank you for taking me here? Oh yeah,
no worries.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, it's so awesome, like being the influencer that I am, Like,
I'm down here all the time, all the hip new clubs.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Really, you're a social media influencer. Totally. Hold on? Hold on?
Are you this is something you're gonna post? I hope
you're okay with that? Is this? Like? You're hot? That's
it's cool? Yeah? Can I tag you? How many followers
do you have?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Millions?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah? Are we getting a free meal out of this
because you're you're vlogging? Totally? Yeah? Like I totally tagged him,
like I come here all the time. Oh okay, okay,
so that's why we are.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, but we can't be out too late because I
have a lot of unboxings to do.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
What I yeah, a lot of them Okay, you can
come and watch if you like. Oh, maybe I'll watch
your your your channel or something. Oh would be so
cool if you came and helped. Oh I might even
give you some of the products of that. And I'm like, oh,
you know what. Okay, Okay, it sounds good, I'll come over.
Oh my god, that was it. That was terrible.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So that was so realistic because what would have happened
to be like, so how many followers you on Instagram
You've been like, oh, no, six hundred. You'd be like, oh,
that's it. And then he would have been like super often
cold with you, and he's like, actually, they can only
comp my drinks and my meals.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Okay, way more. Okay, we'll do a couple more and
then we'll get into Bryan Eric's double d oh this
is good. Okay your ears Okay, well, Brian, is it
good for Brian? Are good for you?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Considering the current state of events love Bomber, Oh.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Damn it, they're not.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, we are at the most like
romantic restaurant.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You can imagine. It's not like crazy expensive, but it's
like super cute, like so like.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
North Parky maybe like South Park. It's uh, you're at
Corey that Italian we went to.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Okay, we're sitting out in like the patio. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, all right, okay, and scene. Wow this I've never
been to this place before. It's nice.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Thank you, it's perfect. I just thought, damn, I can't
do this. Yeah, it's perfect. I just thought it'd be
perfect for you and for me, because you know this
is perfect. You're perfect.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Thank you. You we just met.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I mean, well, I know, I just I just have that,
you know, we I think we're perfect for each other,
almost like the soulmates.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
You feel soulmate vibes from me, don't you.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I think it's meant to.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Be, Like are we telling? Like forever? My means like
you literally just met. Where do you live?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think we should move in together. I'm just trying
to figure out who's closer to the better location.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I live in Hillcrest. Where do you live? I'll move
in with you? Okay? Wait, this guy is the love bomber?
What does he the flirt open? Okay?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
God, just like well.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
My roommate went on a date with a guy for
a couple of dates. The guy that she went on
like she dated for a while. The very first date.
Oh yes, this was a red flag. Yes, she did,
you did. He was very he was very not touchy feely,
but not in not in not terrible until.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It was in an aggressive way.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yes, until they sat down and he did the hand
on the knee thing very first time, remember, and we
were like, that's kind of a red flag. And he
loved the hell out of her, and then he first date, dude,
should not be touching the chick.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Probably it No, except maybe the hug at the end, maybe, yes, maybe,
and that's if it goes really well.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Exactly, and maybe a kiss if it goes really well,
and if maybe your remain more than that. All right,
okayruly she's not here. Oh my gosh, she's gonna hate me. Okay,
you do one, and then Brian does one, and then
we just okay, oh my god, hold on me. This
is so fun. I'mgoing on all these dates. Oh god,
I don't. I just have to do it. I just
(22:57):
have to do it. I just have to do it.
I have to pop my cherry. Okay, Okay. If I
don't do it first, we're okay. How about we're eating
for coffee. Okay, perfect, Okay, So it's the daytime I
just got off work.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
And seeing you have just gorgeous lips?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Really, is that the first thing you noticed about?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh my god? I well, you know, I'm I'm so
into kissing and I've never had any complaints, you know,
I just uh, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I am you say you're a good kisser? Yeah, I
maybe let's just like, uh no, well no, I'm not
you just yet. I just got to say something. Yes,
in my experience, men who say that they're super good
kissers usually are not. Why are you bragging about being
a kiss good kisser? You're freaking me out.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Because every woman and man I've ever been with has
told me I'm a good kisser.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh okay, okay, totally because it's not true. Wait, what
is the oh bad kisser about being a good kisser?
Bragging about being a good kisser? Bragging about being funny?
You're not funny and you're not a good kisser. Wait
what have you ever bragged about it?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
No, let's see what would the thing say bragging about
being a good kisser?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
The guy that who actually does that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
There's I don't know what I would say, I have
no clue what Eric was like actually going for.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
For Brian that you can look through those and see
which one fits him best.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Okay, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
They're all good, they're all good. Okay, thank you for
her work. She said that was great.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
He's picking Okay, he's just picking like six in the
row that just say like sex maniac or something.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, I didn't even I didn't even put anything about
sex in here. Okay, here, here we go, Okay, here
we're getting okay, conspiracy Theorrist guy.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh Laura would love this though.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh Mary, Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
And we are are we in San Diego? Are we?
Where are we are? We're at a bookstore? Okay, Oh
I like that. Yeah, like a old like La Mesa
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has an old bookstore.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Not that one, not that one, you know what. I
take it back.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
We are We're just a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
It's nothing fancy. It's in fact, it's pretty low class.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Is a daytime or night time?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's evening.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
We're at all of Garden at six pm. We're at
Olive Garden. Yeah, oh boy, ok okay, anyway, all right,
and scene hey Jack. I'm Laura.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Nice to meet you. I shake your hand, but I
don't do that anymore a waitress. Can I get a
big piece of tinfoil? Please, as big as you can
give me? Anyways, what do you do for work?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I am a news reporter and a traffic reporter and
I broadcast. Aren't you work?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
So you probably?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Can you tell me where they keep the mind control
broadcast device of the machines.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I know they do that. They've already got to you.
Thank you, waitress for my tinfoil. I'm just gonna wrap
this around my head so they can't read my mind. Anyways.
Why are you lying to me? I know, I know
you operate the mind control machines?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What am I lying about?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
They've been reading my mind all year? I know you
apparently if you work for them.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Conspiracy theorist guy. Okay, the tinfoil had That was good,
That was good to do. One more.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, I left my tinfoil at home, so I to ask.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh my god, oh my god, Garden, thank you for
taking me to well. Conspiracy theorists I don't think are rich.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
So we went.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I think that was a perfect spot. Yes, Plus, Olive
Garden is the only restaurant that's not in on it,
in on the conspiracies on all of it. Okay, we're safe.
We were safe there.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
It's the big wide chairs with the wheels on them,
because when you're there, your family.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Is.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
It's what some restaurant. Okay, where are we set the scene?
Set the scene?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
We are standing outside the La Joya comedy club.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh, comedy store. That's just fun.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yes, Okayoya comedy store.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
So I'm gonna come walking up. Yes, okay, Hi are
you Zach? Yes? I am Laura. Yes, Hi, nice person.
Oh my gosh, it's been fun talking to you. But
I'm glad that we finally made the leap. Yeah, sorry
about that. What's going on? Oh? Nothing? I just wanted
to see if your tag said made in Heaven. No,
(27:46):
you didn't just say that right off about you're kidding right? Oh?
Did you not like that? No? I just that's just
kind of I came out of left field. Sorry, Well,
thank you for taking me to this coffee. You g
gettle something on your blas Oh okay, guy who thinks
he's too funny for word? Okay, that's not even accurate.
(28:10):
There's one in here that I want you both to
do for the final BALLI guy with an accent, and
you could pick any accent you want. And we're at dinner.
Oh see firewife like, oh my god maiden. Okay, Andrea,
(28:31):
you do not have to thank you so much now, Okay, Okay,
go where are where are we? And what's going on? No?
You go first. I can't so bad. No, I forgot
what we're even doing? Guy with accent? Okay, No, this
is good. Okay, because there have been a couple of
(28:53):
guys that I've been chatting with that are from like
one Guy one guys from like Italy, so they do
have that sense. Okay, Okay, So I need to be
prepared for this. Okay, Okay, what's we're definitely your name
is gian Carlo. Gian Carlo, yes, gian Carlo.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
But your accent is not necessarily reflective.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I know who knows what is going to come out
of his mouth? Okay. So we are at We're somewhere
in hill, Chris. We're in an Italian Italian restaurant. Okay,
we're at a Oh nice? Oh okay, hey, gian Carlo,
is that you Laura? Hi Jesus, nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I didn't realize you had such a thick accent. Oh yes,
it's so thick. How long have you been in the States? Oh? Forever?
And it's interesting to me that that never really goes away,
does it.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
No, it's so deep rooted in my soul.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah. Where where? Please tell me where you're from? Transl
from Italy?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
What do you freaking very.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Like from Twilight? Yeah? Oh yeah, Now he's German first,
he was Italian? Anyways, Romanian? You know you don't get
a point? No, No, that was terrible.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Okay, I'm not gonna get point either.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
No, you might if you can keep it consistent. We're
still at a restaurant. Okay. Let me let me set
the scene and scene, No, we're at a restaurant. It's
along the waterfront down at Seymourt Village. Okay, okay, and
let me give you a name. Give you do this accident.
(30:45):
I'm gonna we're gonna see what comes out. I'm going
to give you a name. Somebody was laughing, they okay, okay,
I'm gonna gave you a name. So here we go
and scene Sillian, silly, No, I'm from Austria. I know.
Is that your name on the profile? Cilian? Oh yes,
(31:08):
okay nice to meet you, Laura.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I've been.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I've been sent you from twenty one fifty five to
target John Kana. Oh my god, wait a minute, this
sounds familiar.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I need your boots, your jackets, and your pants and
you'll motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
He'll be back. Is he going to start dancing for sprockets? Sprockets,
I'll be back. Oh my god. Okay, I don't even
is that Austrian? Oh my god, you know, no where
Arnold Swartzenegger's round. Oh he's like German or Austrian Austria. Okay, well, hey,
I got it, Dominata, Okay, that was with me. It's
a point because he kept but he kept it concerned. Okay,
(31:53):
I don't know who the winner he.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Just gave you because there's only losers in this.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
You just gave Brandon point because of his love spell.
You're she's in love with them?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
True?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I got all she can think about is the all
I gave it a thought like twice this week. Jesus,
But I but the the thinking of Brian, like sitting
next to me while I'm sleeping and stuff like that
that didn't happen this week.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Well that's good because that was just weird.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
That was weird. That was really weird. Like you came
to me in spirit, that freaking Etsy Witch is a
real man.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm telling you say, person like twice is powerful? Oh
two different witches and which one does a better job?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah? Well okay, let me ask you this. You know
I'm susceptible to the supernatural, or like I like to
I think I am. You don't believe that I am, okay,
because I feel like I can sense ghosts. I feel
like I can sense things when they're off, like in
(32:59):
like vibes and stuff like that. I believe that an
Etsy Witch could actually have the power to to make
my mind warp my mind a little bit, Yes, a
little bit. Now if you bought another spell and it
was even more powerful. If we were all going out
(33:20):
on Friday night conversation. No, no, I'm not going there.
I'm not going there.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Just chill out anyways, chill quickly.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
What if I am like so uh riled up and
like not amorous but like lustful.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I'll buy you a drink. Oh wait, I can't buy.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Me a gingerial? But like what if I came on
to you, what happened? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I'd run.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
No, I would make fun of you so hard though you.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Would, wouldn't you, But it's your freaking fault. I'd be like, Eric,
look at this, look at this, Eric, and would laugh
at you. What if I like started just kind of
like just like lightly, just like kind of flirting, like.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Rubbing his wiener not O, my god, I have animal magnetism.
I know that, So there's some level. I'm just expecting
you know that.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You do not scream animal magnetism.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Well, apparently to you, he does, because he's like a
liquid panty drop for you.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Eric Jesus from the Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
My god, I know I want that spell called off
by Friday or else I'm going to get into trouble. Okay,
I buy another, but I'm like, I buy the reversal
spell or something.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I do know. I'm gonna buy three different spells, three
different emotions, and we'll see which one has the most powerful.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
One if it listen, If if this spell doesn't run
out by Friday, we're all in trouble. If I hear
you utter the words, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Please, don't, Lafayette, I don't want anyone know he's about
to say.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I don't have any pand I wouldn't do that. I
wouldn't do that. I'm not I wouldn't do it. Okay,
let me remind you, Ryan is the age of my son.
That is the thing that is making me a right
hold back.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You don't need to have this conversation like four times
four times in a row.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Well, it's getting more intense. And then we're having an
overnight so God only knows her.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Her fingers are cramping up at this point.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Oh, would you stop it? Eric, You're going too far.
I will be down a rabbit harss out. Well, I
will not jump on top of you passed out. I'm
not that kind.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Well, I will be passed out.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Well, I am not aggressive good, especially because I don't
have liquid courage. You guys should come. We'll be at
the Lafayette Hotel. We're gonna, yeah, you guys should come
hanging with us. Yes, we're going to be the Lafayette
Friday night. We're going to be hanging out of the
Circle bar fire. You better come, Andrea calm, it'll be
so fun. And then we're gonna like just go to
(36:04):
the diner and have some food and we're going to
hang out by the pool where Brian's gonna get wasted.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I won't get too wasted. I'm respectful, man, I don't
know what you asked me, all this stuff on air,
Like I would divulge the craziest thing ever, Like there's
really what what do you expect me to say?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Laura?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I would sweep you up and I'd carry you back
to the hotel room. No, not, if that was the case,
I would sure as He'll not say, well, are you
thinking about that?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Like? I just like I just said, why would I
ever say that here?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
If that was the case. I don't know what you're
expecting to hear from me right now? I know, I
just I was like, what do you think I'm gonna
say right now?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I thought the arm of your couch was wet. You
have no idea what I'm This makes me thrilled beyond belief,
to make Eric sweat and make.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I do love this conversation because the second it gets
ever so funny beyond him.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
He can't just I live.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
For this, he antagonized, until he starts crying.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, uncomfortable, all right, all right done. We've we've done this,
We've gone through.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
The role playing, and I are standing there with our viewers,
and you're you and Brian disappear.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well, what if Marie and Brian? Oh my god, Jesus
could happen? Okay, what if Brian and I disappear? You
know what could happen? Say it now? Anyone who comes
down to me and boom done?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Easy, we're going. We'll go back to the room.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Brian is going. Anybody that comes to see us at.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
The law not anybody.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
We'll put up a kissing booth. No, we will not.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Brian, I don't recognize your face. It's not happening.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
You'll recognize a lot of our listeners. I'm sure that I.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Have face blindness.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Oh my god. Have you ever bragged about being a
good kisser?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
No? I haven't.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
All right, Well, then that's a good sign.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I think I'm an okay kisser. I haven't bragged about though.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
What about you? What about okay? Have you ever bragged about?
Have you ever? Do you ever talk about your abilities
in the bedroom? I'm trying to be respectful. So good.
That's a good sign too, because people that do, people
that say they're funny aren't. People that say they're good
(38:16):
kissers aren't right generally, I feel about it. I feel
a lot of heat coming from you right now. I
don't know. I don't know what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Sorry, I just reupp etsy spells.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
That's probably why you did not do not but an extra.
If I did it without telling you, nothing would happen.
Look what's already happening.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh so what so you're saying if I, oh, I
don't even need it. It's animal magnetism.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I'm not I'm saying I'm going there. I'm just saying
that like it's crossed my mind.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Okay, Fine, from now until Friday, there's a fifty to
fifty chance one of the days I will purchase a
second spell, but I won't tell you if I do
or not.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You're going to purchase it that night.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
No fifty to fifty chance that between now and Friday,
any one of those days I will re up on
a spell, but I won't tell you if I do
or not.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Okay, which okay, because I will be stone cold, sober
like I always am, correct, and we'll see what kind
of how the spirit moves me.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Like okay, if your lip starts twitching and you know.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I don't what what are we wearing? Like? Okay, Well
we'll discuss this like aouettes. I already know what I'm wearing.
Sleep swell, well, I know what shoes you're wearing. Are
you wearing the spiky boots? No?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh my god, it's not that type of outing.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Dear lord, some really cool We're the Lafayette.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
It's clearing, the one with the metal Heuel, the Gucci one.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh, Eric's going to be dressed to the night. He's
gonna look great, He'll fit right in. Okay, cue the
double D music because it's time. All right, Well, I know,
I know, let's just get through it. Thank you for
doing that for me. Guys. It really helped me a lot.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Did it didn't help?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Not help?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Maybe it made our listeners laugh, so our viewers laugh.
So that's Oh who else is coming? Oh god, the
more people the better.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Okay, Yes, everybody show it on Friday. Does everybody know
who Jane Goodall is? Of course?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, she died.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I know, she's ninety one. She was ninety one. She
was in La for on a speaking tour and she
died in her sleep.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
She was supposed to speak in Pasadena that day. Mm hmm.
But what a great way to go, I know.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
So she was a conservationist animal welfare. Her focus was
on chimpanzees. She was an environmental advocate, and she has
the Jane Goodall Institute and the Jane Goodall Research Center
at USC.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
She's an amazing human being.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
And if am I mistaken or not, Brian was Gorilla's
in the mist kind of like a based on her.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I'm gonna be honest, I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I think it was.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I know very little about her besides just the fact
that she was able to teach girls, you know, sign
language and stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
She was I think a very young age.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I think it was beyond ever sent her. All right, Swifties,
this is your segment. So I'm won Taylor Swift's new film,
which is a release party for her. The Life of
a Showgirl album made cinematic history over the weekend. AMC
(41:28):
Theaters Distribution said it was the biggest album debut event
in cinema history just from opening day domestic sales alone.
With no Thursday previews, no morning shows, and a start
time at three pm, most films would have struggled to
build momentum. However, Taylor pulled in a staggering fifteen point
(41:50):
eight million on opening day and by Saturday it was
close to thirty million.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
She's the smartest.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Just want to point out that's a below average movie
box office.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Well, no, this wasn't It wasn't even a film.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
It was a one of a kind. I'm not hate experience.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I don't hate on it. It was. It was. I
hosted it with Delana and Frankie from Gina and Frankie.
We were all up there hosting. It was ten o'clock
in the morning on a Saturday at AMC and there
were tons of people there and there were one girl
had like twenty friendship bracelets on. Oh my god, so
many Swifties. It was so cute.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, I was blending music, visuals and audiences.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Ate it up.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, it got a perfect it was cool plus on
Cinema score and a ninety eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It was really cool how she showed how videos are made,
how her video, like, how she the input that she has,
and like behind the scenes and seeing her with no
makeup on and then getting all balled up and the
song's okay, now you have say special course.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Wait hold on, I'm nice. I want to say, have
you guys listened to the.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Album yes, I have. You have to give it a
you have to give it a couple of runs. I
asked a couple run.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
For the first time, I actually sat down and listened
to the whole albu it's god awful. No, it's not
even for Taylor Swift. And I'm not the only one
that thinks that. Lot her fans also not thrilled with
this album.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Either give it another go around. No, the lyrics are terrible,
awful lyrics. I have a super impressed Okay, after he's done,
I have a point.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Do you know who the sing the indie pop singer
role model is. He has a song called Sally when
the Wine runs out? No, Okay, So he's kind of
gotten famous for bringing fans from the crowd up to
join him on stage for that song where they're his Sally.
(43:36):
So celebrities have included Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, and Olivia Rodrigo.
The other night, Hillary Duff was the salt the Sally Okay,
came up and it was really really cute. Uh, got
one more, and then I have to.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Talk about some shows that I watched, Okay, and then
I have to give you the Taylor Swift little tidd
oh yes read today.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Diddy received his sentence. A judge ordered him to serve
a little over four years. It's a total of fifty
months in federal prison. His legal team wanted fourteen months,
prosecutors wanted eleven years, so he got fifty months. He's
also asked to pay a five hundred thousand dollars fine,
part of which will defy the cost of imprisonment.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That seems kind of low. I don't know the sentencing guidelines,
but for sex trafficking. Tried to think, well, they had
to drop on their charges.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Right now, is did he going to rule the prison
or is he going to be someone's bitch? Find he's
going to be in somebody's bitch.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I think no, No, he's gonna be solitary.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
No, he's gonna be in solitary. He's famous.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
They will not let him go in the general population. Really.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, the famous people do not get put in normal prison.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, because they will get killed because they're famous.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
People want well if he because he did abuse a woman,
and that is.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
That.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
It's just that he's.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Facing well, guys in prison don't like that.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
But any famous person will knock put in your own population.
I don't think it's Usually it's it's kids crimes that
get the ones to get prison justice.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
But was Charles Manson in his special like solitary confinement
because he was a public figure? Yeah, correct, Okay, public figures.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Okay, all right, let's do your special correspondent and then
I'll go.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Back to my There is a song on Taylor Swift's
new album and it's called wood. I listened that one
is terrible. Okay. Now, Swifties, no Swifties know that Taylor
loves to put Easter eggs in her songs. So this
is what they figured out from the song. From the song,
would it's about Travis Kelsey's manhood, Yes, it is me
(45:46):
w o O D Okay. Now she says something about
like da da da da, he had the magic wand
that opened my thighs. Okay, So they're like something like
four times in the song. But what they noticed was
it's the ninth song on the album. It's two it's
like something else adds up to nine, so or it's
(46:08):
two minutes and thirty seconds. It was just sending me.
I don't know. So they say they figured it out.
He has nine inches. Good for you Travis Kelsey nine inch.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
That's not east, that's just like paranoid speculation.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Okay, so when did she start getting so raunchy she
you know what.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
There's a song on there where she's like, I made
a deal with the devil, but my dick is bigger.
Oh yeah, I heard that. I kind of liked it.
Though I kind of liked it.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I'm honest, like, even as like someone who does not
enjoy Telly Swift. She has some songs, like especially her
older ones, that are like better. This album is genuinely like,
her lyrics are terrible.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
The father Figure. I love Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I have a feeling she's going to not that you know,
she's growing up, she's you know, all this. But her
fan base is mainly young women.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Actually not necessarily, yeah, because she's in her thirties now,
so it's getting old. I had to do a Man
on the Street interview about Taylor Swift and about this frenzy,
and I had to go to Walmart to do it,
and like everybody in Walmart said, no, they don't like
Taylor Swift. They don't like country. I'm like, she hasn't
even country only her first album was like.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Country I don't know what you can consider her at
this point.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
And then some people were like, no, I'm in my forties,
I'm too old to listen to Taylor Swift. But she's
in her thirties, Like, you're not too old to listen
to her. No, but she writes music for like a
nine years like at the nine year old level.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
I would say, well, anyway, we different a lot of
the discourse online, even among her fans, this is not
a great album.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Okay, Well, yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
And if you if you look at it on like
Apple Music, there's like five different exclusive.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
She always does that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
It's ridiculous, Like god, I just she's so smart.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I mean, she's she's a smart business woman. I don't
think she makes a lot of those business choices. I sure.
Do you think she does? Oh? Hell yeah, I think
she does. She's really smart.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
All right, Okay, I think she's a team so for sure.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
But anyway, have you seen the movie Bring Her Back?
I started watching that and I could not finish it.
I could not finish it. I could not finish it.
It freaked me out to did you get to the
part about the butcher knife? The butcher knife with them
in the mouth. Oh god, I couldn't go there after that.
And then when the blind girl like goes outside in
the rain, I couldn't figure. I couldn't deal because I
didn't want to know what happened to her. Okay that
(48:22):
and then I'm I'm sad for her brother. This is
on what what extreaming? It's on It's on Netflix Prime.
It's a terror. It's a horror movie and it is like,
it'll leave you so disturbed.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
It's by the guys who did talk to me, the
brothers from Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
It's about some like ritual this woman does. But I
didn't get to the Rich Hawkins is great in it.
I couldn't get to the end. I couldn't get to
the end.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
There is so you know how I am with teeth.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Oh god, that must have Roy.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Just about blew myself off the couch. I've never seen
anything like it before.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
It's disturbing.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
I levitated off the couch when this scene.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I still watched it after.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Well, I had to look away, and then I thought.
I texted a friend of mine and who had seen it,
and I was like, does it get worse than this?
And the response was yes, And there was another scene
that happens. Maybe does the cat die? The cat, the cat,
(49:30):
the little.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Cat that weirdo? Okay, the cat doesn't, I think? But
that kid?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
So the girl, the actress that played the blind girl, Yes,
she's great. She's never done a movie before. She's she is.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
She's literally blind, she's visually impaired.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
The mom saw an a post on Facebook and she
was like, let's just drag you down there and see
what happens.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
When she got hired. She did a great job. She's
a good actress. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
But the kid that played that demon or whatever, he.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Oh my god, just the knife scene.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Okay, that's well, you don't even you didn't even see
the table scene.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
I don't want to go there. Oh my god. What else?
Speaker 3 (50:12):
The other one was the new Matthew McConaughey, which is
on Prime and it's called The Lost Bus.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Is it funny?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Is it story about where he's a bus driver where
he has to get these kids on a school bus
through all these fires?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Is it good? Yeah? It was good? What's Prime to
watch that? Is it too much action?
Speaker 3 (50:38):
No? No, no, no, it's more of a drama kind
of is action? And then I just want to give
a little heads up. Next week I had to call
customer service.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Wait next week you're going to I mean next episode? Oh, okay,
we have a customer service Eric. Eric loves Eric lives
for v rating customer service individuals when they make a mistake,
a bad mistake, and he will not let Eric knows
(51:11):
where every penny of his money is, which is great.
And if some bill screws him on that, he is
on the horn in two seconds to customer service getting
it fixed. Right am I? Right, wait until you're here.
This is probably the one of the best ones ever. Okay,
we have that. And also I have a list of
pickup lines. You have a stack, Brian, you have a stack.
(51:34):
I have a stack. We'll see which ones work, which
ones make us laugh, which ones we can use possibly
at the Lafayette. Who knows I used one.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
On you earlier this evening. That wasn't even on this list.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
What was it again?
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Remember the one to see if you were Made in Heaven?
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Oh? See that one is old and yeah that one's
That one's old school and dumb. But I have some
great ones for you. I've Halloween once where you I
do like these pants a lot. Thank you, my love,
reprints that the guys hate, but they like this one.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Well, you know, I know where they would look great.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Where on my bedroom floor. I know, I kind of
knew where that was going. I just wanted to humor him.
All Right, we're gonna end it. Really, is that what
it was? Okay? Thanks for joining us. On the Instagram,
you guys loved it. Thank you for your comments and everything.
And on YouTube, you guys love you, and we'll be
back on Thursday with another banger of the show. And
(52:35):
love your podcast. I love you. I love you too,
you too. Yes, Oh my god a lot. I love
your podcast. Oh my gosh, I love you, my sweet
Just wait. Hello, We're in for a big show tonight.
The title of our show is called Laura's Boyfriend role Play.
Oh I guess who gets to play? Oh my god?
Do I get to be the boyfriend? Yes? And you're
gonna pick different kinds of We're going to play a game. Okay,
and you guys, no, see the soul right here. It
(00:34):
has different kinds of guys. Okay, And you're going to
pick out a guy, a type of guy.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It is a type of.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Guy you're like. For example, I'll give you cocky like
overconfident gym rat, and then you have then for thirty seconds,
we have to pretend like we're on a date, and
you have to pretend you're that kind of guy because
it's going to help me. It's going to help me
navigate all the different types of guys that are out there. Okay,
So you guys will take turns playing role playing or
(01:02):
like you can do like a couple and Brian and
due like a couple and see how it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Is there a gaslighting narcissist in there?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, but that could be right off the bat. For
thirty seconds. By first thirty seconds of meeting somebody, well,
I wouldn't know that for a while anyway. And then
Eric has his stunning double D showbizz Don Sigmund, which
is stunning fat He has fat notes tonight, baby, that's right, yes, okay,
(01:32):
So all right, we're gonna get down t here's the
here's how the game goes. Okay. You're gonna go first, okay,
and we're gonna do thirty seconds of a date okay,
and then after that we're gonna grade it on like
cringiness if you did well, if you or if you failed,
and you get a point like we have to vote
(01:53):
me and Brian how you did, and then this, and
then Brian will go and then we'll vote, and then
whoever has the most points okay, wins this dumb game,
and then we'll go into double dep This is going
to be so much, okay, because as you know, I'm
single and I am ready to mingle. She's on a
man hunt. I'm not on a man hunt, and I'm
not desperate. And people have been saying, why can't you
(02:15):
find a man? What's wrong? What's wrong with you? No, no, no, no,
that's not the problem.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I can If anyone wants a list.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm sure there's plenty wrong, but but I just have
not been so great as far as responding to my
hinge proposed dates that could be dates that have not
(02:44):
turned into dates, because I've torpedoed almost every one of them.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So there's not too many men in that list. I
would have been like real long term catch up, you
know what exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So I haven't really found one that I'm really excited
about yet. And then and I haven't looked at hinge
since last week, so there's that problem as well. So
and then you know earlier. But the guy, the young guy,
the thirty two year old guy Hunter who gave me
his number and I didn't know it, and then I
asked for his number, and I screwed that all up.
Never texted me. He never texted you back, not even
(03:18):
on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Are you positive? I double check because you also responded
to him and then said he never responded in the
first place.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I know, and then asked for his number. She has
like something going on. And then sleep text or something.
I sleep. You know what else? I do? I sleep
door dash because I do. I will wake up in
the morning, I swear to God, and I will open
the door to go to work and there will be
a bag of food sitting there and I will have no.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Recollection, like walk your phone.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I know, I sleep. I do weird things like I
really have no recollection.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
A two am.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You're like, I need some yes right now? Yes? And
I think you could.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You could be walking the streets in the middle of the.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Night not know it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You could be earning money.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
They're doing that door dashing or no walking the streets,
walking the streets, I think, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Walker. Well, I wasn't going to take it there.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well I was, but I wasn't gonna say it handing
people in the back alley of the layup later.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh wait, wait, when we get to special correspondent Laura King,
when you have when you do your double. I have
a story about Taylor Swift and her new album and
the movie Stop It, Hey, stop it and uh the
new album the movie because I went at the premiere
of the movie on Saturday morning. I helped host. I
(04:40):
hosted its Taylor concert movie premiere. Thank you. It was
a huge. It was huge. People are freaking out of it. Okay,
news about it, okay, okay, good, okay, good, okay, good,
all right, So all right, Okay, you ready to start?
All right? Excuse some kind of music to get us
(05:02):
ready for the beginning music. I know we have two songs.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Any music I can find this is Halloween music.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's that's fine, that's fine, whatever, it's all time. Did
you guys know? It's my little decorations, my scary like
my scary lights and my scary skeleton over here with
the my scary guy over here.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I wore my Exorcist T shirt. That was a nice shirt.
That is good. This is the only Halloween costume you'll
see me in.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's so funny because every year.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You wear one, and he will again this year, and
and Brian O'Brien will probably Brian.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I actually I do already have my Halloween costume. I
still know if it's something I want to wear for
the show.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, but see I love that you're already thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I don't have I don't have any fun gimmicks plan
this year.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Look, do I have to get your costume? Mister? What
do I have to get your costume? No, I'm gonna
have to get his costume.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Please don't do it, because if you, if he doesn't,
I don't know Were.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You a rock and roll guy? Oh? Yeah, I don't
know with fake tattoos?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Remember when he was Chucky and he put like so
much work into it? Y, yeah, I wore a Chucky
t shirt. What No, you were wearing coveralls and the
wig and your knife and you brought the Chucky doll?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Right I did? What happened to that? Eric? That was
really amazing? What happened to him?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah? Like lily, like six months later, he pretended like
he always hated Halloween.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Where did he go? Something must have happened in the
recent past that has made him.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Like trauma, some kind of trauma, yes, some.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Kind of Halloween trauma. Maybe what happened in the last
few years?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Then his nose?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Who hurts you? Halloween Knight?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Do you want me to show you on the doll?
The Chucky doll prefer?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay? So Eric, you're gonna go first. You're going to
pick out a type of guy, okay, and then we'll
start the clock whatever I don't know, thirty seconds or
will ballpark it? And you're this is this is like
I'm being me. I'm being me like one percent Laura
Kane and this is our first date and we're just
(07:08):
sitting down for dinner. Okay, you've asked me out, okay appropriately, yes,
and pick out what kind of guy you are and
then you can read it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
And then give me a second to get into characters.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, or don't say who you are.
I can maybe we can figure out who you are.
Don't say it out loud. Okay, Oh okay, this is
going to be okay, So and scene, it's really nice
to meet Hi. A great to meet you. Thank you
(07:40):
so much for asking me out.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, of course, of course.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It was cool matching with you on Hinge.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
It really was.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes, or as I like to call it, unhinged. Why
do you like to call it unhinged?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I don't know, because everybody on there's crazy. Speaking of crazy, Yes,
you know, order whatever you want tonight. Just know that
I think we should just pay for our own meals.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You mean, go Dutch? Perfect, Okay. I don't have a
problem with that. I think that's fine. Okay. Is there
a reason why no? No, No, I wouldn't ask that.
I wouldn't ask that. I would just say okay, I'll
just say okay, well and there boom, so going Dutch guy.
(08:28):
I would you know what I would do. I would
cut the date sorta short. And I'm trying not to
be a thing that's a little shallow though it is,
it's kind of shallow. But like, listen, he asked me out,
and when some a guy asked me a woman out,
I feel like they are expected to pay.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I agree, But like, also in practice, are you gonna
you're gonna like walk out on the guy because of that?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, I'm not gonna walk out on him. I'm just
gonna make the date, maybe not as long as it
it would have been if he had.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I get it. It just feels really vindictive.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's not vindictive, it's just like I feel it makes
me feel a little weird. But maybe this your generation
does that. Oh look, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
If I asked someone out, I was one hundred percent
pay every time. But also the same time, the like
the kind of I do also kind of get the
like the the sentiment of the back class that there's
like the kind of entitlement towards it's a little odd.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Sometimes I got to tell you something that I've never
told you before.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Eric, you've told me so okay, are you going to
air our dirty laundry out.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
No, this isn't this isn't a bad reflection on you.
This is just how our relationships started.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Let me tell the story. You already know the story.
I know the story, okay, because she breaks it up
about once a long speedrun.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Granted we just had formerly met in person, we had
met on blong, we'd met through.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Emails, and I guess the end of the story, you
pretended to have no money and you had Eric paid
for the entire thing.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
No, okay, So he says to me. We exchanged phone
numbers and he said, would you like to go out
to dinner with some of my friends and I And
I'm like, oh, that's so nice. Sure, And in my.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Mind, oh, you thought it was a date.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I didn't think it was a date. But I thought
that since he asked, no, not that at all I knew.
Still does it?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Still does?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I just thought that maybe since he asked, he was
preparing to pay for me.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh my god, you are a little it is.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Okay, so give your recollection of the whole thing. So
we went to Kensington and then we just all paid
our own way. And I kind of like I hesitated
because I wasn't sure, like what how Eric rolled at
this point, and then I realized, oh, okay, when Eric
(10:50):
goes out with friends, not one person pays. They all
pay for themselves.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, that's normal.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It is normal. But I didn't hear from her again
for one months. It's not true.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I do you think that's a little interesting that you
were expecting him like him to pay for you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I can't it is it is it is, I'll take it.
I'll take it. I think your skull just threw up
on like, no, I've hit too much water in it.
But let's he has smoke coming out of his eyes anyway,
So okay, all right here, just here, ill here, But
you have to know because he's tweet it. Oh my god, here,
(11:27):
I'll read it. No, I want him. I want to
guess what what guy he is? So get over here.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Okay, I'll give it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, okay, and I'll close the door. I'll close my
my ears.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Take your heavens off. Wi Whisper.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Crystal carrying guy crystals.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Damn it, dude, you know I hate this.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay. Oh is it a hard one? Okay, it's it's
ironic that so we're meeting at a movie. The we're
going to a movie. No, no, I would never go
to a movie theater. Okay, where would you go on
a first date? Then?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Where somewhere outside?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Is it daytime or night time?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's daytime. We went to the Balboa. What's that tea garden?
The Japanese friendship gardens?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, fine, okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So you meet me in like the deepest part of it.
I tell you to meet me at the very bottom
of it.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, bowels of the Japanese and see scene. This is cool.
I've never been this deep down into this area before.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
This is the only place I feel comfortable recharging my crystals.
Can you hold these for a second? And I would
begin to take rocks crystals all out of my pockets.
I'd have you hold them and I'd start building a semicircle.
Oh no, full circle around both of us. I say,
but we have to be silent for the next ten
minutes so I can charge these. So you make sure
your vibes aren't going to ruin my aura. This is
really important.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh wow, you way into it.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Well tonight it's gonna be a full moon. Oh yes,
I arn these, I can recharge them.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I'm totally down we're talking a lot, and I just
it's kind of throwing off the thing.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay, yeah, does when does that start?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, we have to restart again because.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Guy, okay, so, guy with a handful of crystals, I'm
seeing I'd vibe with him. I would vibe with the
crystal guy.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The most the most insufferable guy ever who wants to
start ten minutes of silence? Are they're gonna circle of
rocks at the bottom of the Japanese strenchhip gardens?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But I get the moon charging the crystals. But yes,
that is a little weird. But you know what, you
guys both get a point because you guys have been
doing a good job. Okay, no, go, okay, Okay, Now
what kind of guy I've picked him off? Hinge. I
think he's looked great on paper. He looks great on paper.
Where are we where? Where are you taking me? Is
(13:50):
it daytime or nighttime? It's going to be uh night time, nighttime?
And we are we're going.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
To be at let's see, we're going to be at
a beachside.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Restaurant. Okay, perfect, great, beautiful okay, and scene, Hi George,
nice to meet you, to meet you, Laura wow you
are you look like you you have a lot of muscles.
Oh man, yeah, sorry, I'm a little late.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You know, I had an extra hour at the gym,
you know, to curl and get ripped for you?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh for me? How how long typically do you spend
at the gym all day?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I don't have a job, but it doesn't really matter
because I'm so hot that who cares.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So in other words, you have no money?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Oh no, I got tons of money OnlyFans baby. Oh
you know. Yeah, I mean with a body like this
who needs to work.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay, so he's all about him overly confident gym rat.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, definitely that. I don't know. I don't know portray,
I don't know. Okay, that's like if Arnold Schwarzenegger was
like like his parents were both rocks or something.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And they were just okay, I don't know if he
gets a point for that one, but we'll see. What
do you mean? Okay, you get a point that? Okay, Okay,
that's good social media influencer. Oh good, I love it.
This is challenging.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
There's so hold on, let me think. I got to
think about where we would go.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Why won't you go to the movies? For a first date.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh I totally would. Okay, well now when I'm a
crystal guy though, Oh yeah, true, all those all the
fake light throwing off.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
The that's true, the aura of yes vibration. Yes, of course,
see I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, because if you don't know, you say you're fake,
you say you were with me, but you would, you
would just go to Brian.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I really want to give you a different one. I
have so many ideas with this one. Wait, okay, let
him okay this cause this isn't the thing for guys. Okakay, okay,
let me give brand a different one. Okay, a different one.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Retired old dude with a boat.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Hmmm, Okay, we're at say we're at the Lafayette.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
We are not.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
We are at the Hotel Dell.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They actually, No, we are at Dana Point and I
packed the sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Wow, we are sitting on the dock okay, and I
brought my own lawn chair to sit on.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I did not bring you one.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Now, okay, here we go, and scene forgot. I had
a really nice time driving up here, like, wow, what
are you planning at? Oh? Really? But in Dana Point?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh I live here?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh I didn't realize that boat's mine. You have a
boat I got off Craigslist. Is a great deal. Okay,
how how okay? Is this a can you sleep in
this boat? Room enough for two? If you know what
I'm saying? Are you do you have a job? Nope,
(17:12):
I'm retired. If you can't tell, I'm very old guy
that spends all the time on his.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Boat, my little spooner. Like I said, room for two, spooner. No,
is that what the tiny boats are called?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Schooner, schooner close enough, Well it's called the spooner.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Your schooner is called the spooner.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, the s S spooner. It's a double entendre.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh my god, oh my god. Okay, I am running.
I am running from that date. I do not want
a retired guy that owns a boat. Sorry, and Dana
point that he got off Craig's lips. Okay, Eric, yes, remember,
oh yeah, you have you have the one? Okay, all right,
and okay, this is helping me. I saw me practice
and this is helping me.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Okay, this is not helping you.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
It's not okay, So have a cool name for me, okay, okay,
h No, I know, No, no, I have one? And
where is there? Is it nighttime or daytime? Nighttime? Okay,
we're like Seaport villagers something.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, we're going to be at the hippest, hottest new club.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, even we're downtown. Okay, we're gonna be. We're gonna be.
We're downtown okay and scene. Wow, I've been downtown in
so long. Thank you for taking me here? Oh yeah,
no worries.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, it's so awesome, like being the influencer that I am, Like,
I'm down here all the time, all the hip new clubs.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Really, you're a social media influencer. Totally. Hold on? Hold on?
Are you this is something you're gonna post? I hope
you're okay with that? Is this? Like? You're hot? That's
it's cool? Yeah? Can I tag you? How many followers
do you have?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Millions?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah? Are we getting a free meal out of this
because you're you're vlogging? Totally? Yeah? Like I totally tagged him,
like I come here all the time. Oh okay, okay,
so that's why we are.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, but we can't be out too late because I
have a lot of unboxings to do.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
What I yeah, a lot of them Okay, you can
come and watch if you like. Oh, maybe I'll watch
your your your channel or something. Oh would be so
cool if you came and helped. Oh I might even
give you some of the products of that. And I'm like, oh,
you know what. Okay, Okay, it sounds good, I'll come over.
Oh my god, that was it. That was terrible.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So that was so realistic because what would have happened
to be like, so how many followers you on Instagram
You've been like, oh, no, six hundred. You'd be like, oh,
that's it. And then he would have been like super often
cold with you, and he's like, actually, they can only
comp my drinks and my meals.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Okay, way more. Okay, we'll do a couple more and
then we'll get into Bryan Eric's double d oh this
is good. Okay your ears Okay, well, Brian, is it
good for Brian? Are good for you?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Considering the current state of events love Bomber, Oh.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Damn it, they're not.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, we are at the most like
romantic restaurant.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You can imagine. It's not like crazy expensive, but it's
like super cute, like so like.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
North Parky maybe like South Park. It's uh, you're at
Corey that Italian we went to.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Okay, we're sitting out in like the patio. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, all right, okay, and scene. Wow this I've never
been to this place before. It's nice.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Thank you, it's perfect. I just thought, damn, I can't
do this. Yeah, it's perfect. I just thought it'd be
perfect for you and for me, because you know this
is perfect. You're perfect.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Thank you. You we just met.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I mean, well, I know, I just I just have that,
you know, we I think we're perfect for each other,
almost like the soulmates.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
You feel soulmate vibes from me, don't you.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I think it's meant to.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Be, Like are we telling? Like forever? My means like
you literally just met. Where do you live?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think we should move in together. I'm just trying
to figure out who's closer to the better location.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I live in Hillcrest. Where do you live? I'll move
in with you? Okay? Wait, this guy is the love bomber?
What does he the flirt open? Okay?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
God, just like well.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
My roommate went on a date with a guy for
a couple of dates. The guy that she went on
like she dated for a while. The very first date.
Oh yes, this was a red flag. Yes, she did,
you did. He was very he was very not touchy feely,
but not in not in not terrible until.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It was in an aggressive way.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yes, until they sat down and he did the hand
on the knee thing very first time, remember, and we
were like, that's kind of a red flag. And he
loved the hell out of her, and then he first date, dude,
should not be touching the chick.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Probably it No, except maybe the hug at the end, maybe, yes, maybe,
and that's if it goes really well.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Exactly, and maybe a kiss if it goes really well,
and if maybe your remain more than that. All right,
okayruly she's not here. Oh my gosh, she's gonna hate me. Okay,
you do one, and then Brian does one, and then
we just okay, oh my god, hold on me. This
is so fun. I'mgoing on all these dates. Oh god,
I don't. I just have to do it. I just
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have to do it. I just have to do it.
I have to pop my cherry. Okay, Okay. If I
don't do it first, we're okay. How about we're eating
for coffee. Okay, perfect, Okay, So it's the daytime I
just got off work.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
And seeing you have just gorgeous lips?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Really, is that the first thing you noticed about?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh my god? I well, you know, I'm I'm so
into kissing and I've never had any complaints, you know,
I just uh, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I am you say you're a good kisser? Yeah, I
maybe let's just like, uh no, well no, I'm not
you just yet. I just got to say something. Yes,
in my experience, men who say that they're super good
kissers usually are not. Why are you bragging about being
a kiss good kisser? You're freaking me out.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Because every woman and man I've ever been with has
told me I'm a good kisser.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh okay, okay, totally because it's not true. Wait, what
is the oh bad kisser about being a good kisser?
Bragging about being a good kisser? Bragging about being funny?
You're not funny and you're not a good kisser. Wait
what have you ever bragged about it?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
No, let's see what would the thing say bragging about
being a good kisser?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
The guy that who actually does that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
There's I don't know what I would say, I have
no clue what Eric was like actually going for.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
For Brian that you can look through those and see
which one fits him best.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Okay, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
They're all good, they're all good. Okay, thank you for
her work. She said that was great.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
He's picking Okay, he's just picking like six in the
row that just say like sex maniac or something.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, I didn't even I didn't even put anything about
sex in here. Okay, here, here we go, Okay, here
we're getting okay, conspiracy Theorrist guy.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh Laura would love this though.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh Mary, Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
And we are are we in San Diego? Are we?
Where are we are? We're at a bookstore? Okay, Oh
I like that. Yeah, like a old like La Mesa
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has an old bookstore.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Not that one, not that one, you know what. I
take it back.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
We are We're just a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
It's nothing fancy. It's in fact, it's pretty low class.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Is a daytime or night time?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's evening.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
We're at all of Garden at six pm. We're at
Olive Garden. Yeah, oh boy, ok okay, anyway, all right,
and scene hey Jack. I'm Laura.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Nice to meet you. I shake your hand, but I
don't do that anymore a waitress. Can I get a
big piece of tinfoil? Please, as big as you can
give me? Anyways, what do you do for work?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I am a news reporter and a traffic reporter and
I broadcast. Aren't you work?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
So you probably?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Can you tell me where they keep the mind control
broadcast device of the machines.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I know they do that. They've already got to you.
Thank you, waitress for my tinfoil. I'm just gonna wrap
this around my head so they can't read my mind. Anyways.
Why are you lying to me? I know, I know
you operate the mind control machines?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What am I lying about?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
They've been reading my mind all year? I know you
apparently if you work for them.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Conspiracy theorist guy. Okay, the tinfoil had That was good,
That was good to do. One more.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, I left my tinfoil at home, so I to ask.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh my god, oh my god, Garden, thank you for
taking me to well. Conspiracy theorists I don't think are rich.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
So we went.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I think that was a perfect spot. Yes, Plus, Olive
Garden is the only restaurant that's not in on it,
in on the conspiracies on all of it. Okay, we're safe.
We were safe there.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
It's the big wide chairs with the wheels on them,
because when you're there, your family.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Is.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
It's what some restaurant. Okay, where are we set the scene?
Set the scene?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
We are standing outside the La Joya comedy club.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh, comedy store. That's just fun.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yes, Okayoya comedy store.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
So I'm gonna come walking up. Yes, okay, Hi are
you Zach? Yes? I am Laura. Yes, Hi, nice person.
Oh my gosh, it's been fun talking to you. But
I'm glad that we finally made the leap. Yeah, sorry
about that. What's going on? Oh? Nothing? I just wanted
to see if your tag said made in Heaven. No,
(27:46):
you didn't just say that right off about you're kidding right? Oh?
Did you not like that? No? I just that's just
kind of I came out of left field. Sorry, Well,
thank you for taking me to this coffee. You g
gettle something on your blas Oh okay, guy who thinks
he's too funny for word? Okay, that's not even accurate.
(28:10):
There's one in here that I want you both to
do for the final BALLI guy with an accent, and
you could pick any accent you want. And we're at dinner.
Oh see firewife like, oh my god maiden. Okay, Andrea,
(28:31):
you do not have to thank you so much now, Okay, Okay,
go where are where are we? And what's going on? No?
You go first. I can't so bad. No, I forgot
what we're even doing? Guy with accent? Okay, No, this
is good. Okay, because there have been a couple of
(28:53):
guys that I've been chatting with that are from like
one Guy one guys from like Italy, so they do
have that sense. Okay, Okay, So I need to be
prepared for this. Okay, Okay, what's we're definitely your name
is gian Carlo. Gian Carlo, yes, gian Carlo.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
But your accent is not necessarily reflective.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I know who knows what is going to come out
of his mouth? Okay. So we are at We're somewhere
in hill, Chris. We're in an Italian Italian restaurant. Okay,
we're at a Oh nice? Oh okay, hey, gian Carlo,
is that you Laura? Hi Jesus, nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I didn't realize you had such a thick accent. Oh yes,
it's so thick. How long have you been in the States? Oh? Forever?
And it's interesting to me that that never really goes away,
does it.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
No, it's so deep rooted in my soul.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah. Where where? Please tell me where you're from? Transl
from Italy?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
What do you freaking very.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Like from Twilight? Yeah? Oh yeah, Now he's German first,
he was Italian? Anyways, Romanian? You know you don't get
a point? No, No, that was terrible.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Okay, I'm not gonna get point either.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
No, you might if you can keep it consistent. We're
still at a restaurant. Okay. Let me let me set
the scene and scene, No, we're at a restaurant. It's
along the waterfront down at Seymourt Village. Okay, okay, and
let me give you a name. Give you do this accident.
(30:45):
I'm gonna we're gonna see what comes out. I'm going
to give you a name. Somebody was laughing, they okay, okay,
I'm gonna gave you a name. So here we go
and scene Sillian, silly, No, I'm from Austria. I know.
Is that your name on the profile? Cilian? Oh yes,
(31:08):
okay nice to meet you, Laura.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I've been.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I've been sent you from twenty one fifty five to
target John Kana. Oh my god, wait a minute, this
sounds familiar.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I need your boots, your jackets, and your pants and
you'll motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
He'll be back. Is he going to start dancing for sprockets? Sprockets,
I'll be back. Oh my god. Okay, I don't even
is that Austrian? Oh my god, you know, no where
Arnold Swartzenegger's round. Oh he's like German or Austrian Austria. Okay, well, hey,
I got it, Dominata, Okay, that was with me. It's
a point because he kept but he kept it concerned. Okay,
(31:53):
I don't know who the winner he.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Just gave you because there's only losers in this.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
You just gave Brandon point because of his love spell.
You're she's in love with them?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
True?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I got all she can think about is the all
I gave it a thought like twice this week. Jesus,
But I but the the thinking of Brian, like sitting
next to me while I'm sleeping and stuff like that
that didn't happen this week.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Well that's good because that was just weird.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
That was weird. That was really weird. Like you came
to me in spirit, that freaking Etsy Witch is a
real man.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm telling you say, person like twice is powerful? Oh
two different witches and which one does a better job?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah? Well okay, let me ask you this. You know
I'm susceptible to the supernatural, or like I like to
I think I am. You don't believe that I am, okay,
because I feel like I can sense ghosts. I feel
like I can sense things when they're off, like in
(32:59):
like vibes and stuff like that. I believe that an
Etsy Witch could actually have the power to to make
my mind warp my mind a little bit, Yes, a
little bit. Now if you bought another spell and it
was even more powerful. If we were all going out
(33:20):
on Friday night conversation. No, no, I'm not going there.
I'm not going there.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Just chill out anyways, chill quickly.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
What if I am like so uh riled up and
like not amorous but like lustful.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I'll buy you a drink. Oh wait, I can't buy.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Me a gingerial? But like what if I came on
to you, what happened? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I'd run.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
No, I would make fun of you so hard though you.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Would, wouldn't you, But it's your freaking fault. I'd be like, Eric,
look at this, look at this, Eric, and would laugh
at you. What if I like started just kind of
like just like lightly, just like kind of flirting, like.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Rubbing his wiener not O, my god, I have animal magnetism.
I know that, So there's some level. I'm just expecting
you know that.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You do not scream animal magnetism.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Well, apparently to you, he does, because he's like a
liquid panty drop for you.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Eric Jesus from the Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
My god, I know I want that spell called off
by Friday or else I'm going to get into trouble. Okay,
I buy another, but I'm like, I buy the reversal
spell or something.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I do know. I'm gonna buy three different spells, three
different emotions, and we'll see which one has the most powerful.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
One if it listen, If if this spell doesn't run
out by Friday, we're all in trouble. If I hear
you utter the words, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Please, don't, Lafayette, I don't want anyone know he's about
to say.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I don't have any pand I wouldn't do that. I
wouldn't do that. I'm not I wouldn't do it. Okay,
let me remind you, Ryan is the age of my son.
That is the thing that is making me a right
hold back.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You don't need to have this conversation like four times
four times in a row.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Well, it's getting more intense. And then we're having an
overnight so God only knows her.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Her fingers are cramping up at this point.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Oh, would you stop it? Eric, You're going too far.
I will be down a rabbit harss out. Well, I
will not jump on top of you passed out. I'm
not that kind.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Well, I will be passed out.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Well, I am not aggressive good, especially because I don't
have liquid courage. You guys should come. We'll be at
the Lafayette Hotel. We're gonna, yeah, you guys should come
hanging with us. Yes, we're going to be the Lafayette
Friday night. We're going to be hanging out of the
Circle bar fire. You better come, Andrea calm, it'll be
so fun. And then we're gonna like just go to
(36:04):
the diner and have some food and we're going to
hang out by the pool where Brian's gonna get wasted.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I won't get too wasted. I'm respectful, man, I don't
know what you asked me, all this stuff on air,
Like I would divulge the craziest thing ever, Like there's
really what what do you expect me to say?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Laura?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I would sweep you up and I'd carry you back
to the hotel room. No, not, if that was the case,
I would sure as He'll not say, well, are you
thinking about that?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Like? I just like I just said, why would I
ever say that here?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
If that was the case. I don't know what you're
expecting to hear from me right now? I know, I
just I was like, what do you think I'm gonna
say right now?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I thought the arm of your couch was wet. You
have no idea what I'm This makes me thrilled beyond belief,
to make Eric sweat and make.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I do love this conversation because the second it gets
ever so funny beyond him.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
He can't just I live.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
For this, he antagonized, until he starts crying.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, uncomfortable, all right, all right done. We've we've done this,
We've gone through.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
The role playing, and I are standing there with our viewers,
and you're you and Brian disappear.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well, what if Marie and Brian? Oh my god, Jesus
could happen? Okay, what if Brian and I disappear? You
know what could happen? Say it now? Anyone who comes
down to me and boom done?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Easy, we're going. We'll go back to the room.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Brian is going. Anybody that comes to see us at.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
The law not anybody.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
We'll put up a kissing booth. No, we will not.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Brian, I don't recognize your face. It's not happening.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
You'll recognize a lot of our listeners. I'm sure that I.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Have face blindness.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Oh my god. Have you ever bragged about being a
good kisser?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
No? I haven't.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
All right, Well, then that's a good sign.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I think I'm an okay kisser. I haven't bragged about though.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
What about you? What about okay? Have you ever bragged about?
Have you ever? Do you ever talk about your abilities
in the bedroom? I'm trying to be respectful. So good.
That's a good sign too, because people that do, people
that say they're funny aren't. People that say they're good
(38:16):
kissers aren't right generally, I feel about it. I feel
a lot of heat coming from you right now. I
don't know. I don't know what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Sorry, I just reupp etsy spells.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
That's probably why you did not do not but an extra.
If I did it without telling you, nothing would happen.
Look what's already happening.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh so what so you're saying if I, oh, I
don't even need it. It's animal magnetism.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I'm not I'm saying I'm going there. I'm just saying
that like it's crossed my mind.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Okay, Fine, from now until Friday, there's a fifty to
fifty chance one of the days I will purchase a
second spell, but I won't tell you if I do
or not.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You're going to purchase it that night.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
No fifty to fifty chance that between now and Friday,
any one of those days I will re up on
a spell, but I won't tell you if I do
or not.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Okay, which okay, because I will be stone cold, sober
like I always am, correct, and we'll see what kind
of how the spirit moves me.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Like okay, if your lip starts twitching and you know.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I don't what what are we wearing? Like? Okay, Well
we'll discuss this like aouettes. I already know what I'm wearing.
Sleep swell, well, I know what shoes you're wearing. Are
you wearing the spiky boots? No?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh my god, it's not that type of outing.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Dear lord, some really cool We're the Lafayette.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
It's clearing, the one with the metal Heuel, the Gucci one.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh, Eric's going to be dressed to the night. He's
gonna look great, He'll fit right in. Okay, cue the
double D music because it's time. All right, Well, I know,
I know, let's just get through it. Thank you for
doing that for me. Guys. It really helped me a lot.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Did it didn't help?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Not help?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Maybe it made our listeners laugh, so our viewers laugh.
So that's Oh who else is coming? Oh god, the
more people the better.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Okay, Yes, everybody show it on Friday. Does everybody know
who Jane Goodall is? Of course?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, she died.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I know, she's ninety one. She was ninety one. She
was in La for on a speaking tour and she
died in her sleep.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
She was supposed to speak in Pasadena that day. Mm hmm.
But what a great way to go, I know.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
So she was a conservationist animal welfare. Her focus was
on chimpanzees. She was an environmental advocate, and she has
the Jane Goodall Institute and the Jane Goodall Research Center
at USC.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
She's an amazing human being.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
And if am I mistaken or not, Brian was Gorilla's
in the mist kind of like a based on her.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I'm gonna be honest, I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I think it was.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I know very little about her besides just the fact
that she was able to teach girls, you know, sign
language and stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
She was I think a very young age.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I think it was beyond ever sent her. All right, Swifties,
this is your segment. So I'm won Taylor Swift's new film,
which is a release party for her. The Life of
a Showgirl album made cinematic history over the weekend. AMC
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Theaters Distribution said it was the biggest album debut event
in cinema history just from opening day domestic sales alone.
With no Thursday previews, no morning shows, and a start
time at three pm, most films would have struggled to
build momentum. However, Taylor pulled in a staggering fifteen point
(41:50):
eight million on opening day and by Saturday it was
close to thirty million.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
She's the smartest.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Just want to point out that's a below average movie
box office.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Well, no, this wasn't It wasn't even a film.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
It was a one of a kind. I'm not hate experience.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I don't hate on it. It was. It was. I
hosted it with Delana and Frankie from Gina and Frankie.
We were all up there hosting. It was ten o'clock
in the morning on a Saturday at AMC and there
were tons of people there and there were one girl
had like twenty friendship bracelets on. Oh my god, so
many Swifties. It was so cute.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, I was blending music, visuals and audiences.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Ate it up.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, it got a perfect it was cool plus on
Cinema score and a ninety eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It was really cool how she showed how videos are made,
how her video, like, how she the input that she has,
and like behind the scenes and seeing her with no
makeup on and then getting all balled up and the
song's okay, now you have say special course.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Wait hold on, I'm nice. I want to say, have
you guys listened to the.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Album yes, I have. You have to give it a
you have to give it a couple of runs. I
asked a couple run.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
For the first time, I actually sat down and listened
to the whole albu it's god awful. No, it's not
even for Taylor Swift. And I'm not the only one
that thinks that. Lot her fans also not thrilled with
this album.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Either give it another go around. No, the lyrics are terrible,
awful lyrics. I have a super impressed Okay, after he's done,
I have a point.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Do you know who the sing the indie pop singer
role model is. He has a song called Sally when
the Wine runs out? No, Okay, So he's kind of
gotten famous for bringing fans from the crowd up to
join him on stage for that song where they're his Sally.
(43:36):
So celebrities have included Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, and Olivia Rodrigo.
The other night, Hillary Duff was the salt the Sally Okay,
came up and it was really really cute. Uh, got
one more, and then I have to.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Talk about some shows that I watched, Okay, and then
I have to give you the Taylor Swift little tidd
oh yes read today.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Diddy received his sentence. A judge ordered him to serve
a little over four years. It's a total of fifty
months in federal prison. His legal team wanted fourteen months,
prosecutors wanted eleven years, so he got fifty months. He's
also asked to pay a five hundred thousand dollars fine,
part of which will defy the cost of imprisonment.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That seems kind of low. I don't know the sentencing guidelines,
but for sex trafficking. Tried to think, well, they had
to drop on their charges.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Right now, is did he going to rule the prison
or is he going to be someone's bitch? Find he's
going to be in somebody's bitch.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I think no, No, he's gonna be solitary.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
No, he's gonna be in solitary. He's famous.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
They will not let him go in the general population. Really.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, the famous people do not get put in normal prison.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, because they will get killed because they're famous.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
People want well if he because he did abuse a woman,
and that is.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
That.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
It's just that he's.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Facing well, guys in prison don't like that.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
But any famous person will knock put in your own population.
I don't think it's Usually it's it's kids crimes that
get the ones to get prison justice.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
But was Charles Manson in his special like solitary confinement
because he was a public figure? Yeah, correct, Okay, public figures.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Okay, all right, let's do your special correspondent and then
I'll go.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Back to my There is a song on Taylor Swift's
new album and it's called wood. I listened that one
is terrible. Okay. Now, Swifties, no Swifties know that Taylor
loves to put Easter eggs in her songs. So this
is what they figured out from the song. From the song,
would it's about Travis Kelsey's manhood, Yes, it is me
(45:46):
w o O D Okay. Now she says something about
like da da da da, he had the magic wand
that opened my thighs. Okay, So they're like something like
four times in the song. But what they noticed was
it's the ninth song on the album. It's two it's
like something else adds up to nine, so or it's
(46:08):
two minutes and thirty seconds. It was just sending me.
I don't know. So they say they figured it out.
He has nine inches. Good for you Travis Kelsey nine inch.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
That's not east, that's just like paranoid speculation.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Okay, so when did she start getting so raunchy she
you know what.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
There's a song on there where she's like, I made
a deal with the devil, but my dick is bigger.
Oh yeah, I heard that. I kind of liked it.
Though I kind of liked it.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I'm honest, like, even as like someone who does not
enjoy Telly Swift. She has some songs, like especially her
older ones, that are like better. This album is genuinely like,
her lyrics are terrible.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
The father Figure. I love Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I have a feeling she's going to not that you know,
she's growing up, she's you know, all this. But her
fan base is mainly young women.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Actually not necessarily, yeah, because she's in her thirties now,
so it's getting old. I had to do a Man
on the Street interview about Taylor Swift and about this frenzy,
and I had to go to Walmart to do it,
and like everybody in Walmart said, no, they don't like
Taylor Swift. They don't like country. I'm like, she hasn't
even country only her first album was like.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Country I don't know what you can consider her at
this point.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
And then some people were like, no, I'm in my forties,
I'm too old to listen to Taylor Swift. But she's
in her thirties, Like, you're not too old to listen
to her. No, but she writes music for like a
nine years like at the nine year old level.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
I would say, well, anyway, we different a lot of
the discourse online, even among her fans, this is not
a great album.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Okay, Well, yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
And if you if you look at it on like
Apple Music, there's like five different exclusive.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
She always does that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
It's ridiculous, Like god, I just she's so smart.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I mean, she's she's a smart business woman. I don't
think she makes a lot of those business choices. I sure.
Do you think she does? Oh? Hell yeah, I think
she does. She's really smart.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
All right, Okay, I think she's a team so for sure.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
But anyway, have you seen the movie Bring Her Back?
I started watching that and I could not finish it.
I could not finish it. I could not finish it.
It freaked me out to did you get to the
part about the butcher knife? The butcher knife with them
in the mouth. Oh god, I couldn't go there after that.
And then when the blind girl like goes outside in
the rain, I couldn't figure. I couldn't deal because I
didn't want to know what happened to her. Okay that
(48:22):
and then I'm I'm sad for her brother. This is
on what what extreaming? It's on It's on Netflix Prime.
It's a terror. It's a horror movie and it is like,
it'll leave you so disturbed.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
It's by the guys who did talk to me, the
brothers from Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
It's about some like ritual this woman does. But I
didn't get to the Rich Hawkins is great in it.
I couldn't get to the end. I couldn't get to
the end.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
There is so you know how I am with teeth.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Oh god, that must have Roy.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Just about blew myself off the couch. I've never seen
anything like it before.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
It's disturbing.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
I levitated off the couch when this scene.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I still watched it after.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Well, I had to look away, and then I thought.
I texted a friend of mine and who had seen it,
and I was like, does it get worse than this?
And the response was yes, And there was another scene
that happens. Maybe does the cat die? The cat, the cat,
(49:30):
the little.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Cat that weirdo? Okay, the cat doesn't, I think? But
that kid?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
So the girl, the actress that played the blind girl, Yes,
she's great. She's never done a movie before. She's she is.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
She's literally blind, she's visually impaired.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
The mom saw an a post on Facebook and she
was like, let's just drag you down there and see
what happens.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
When she got hired. She did a great job. She's
a good actress. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
But the kid that played that demon or whatever, he.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Oh my god, just the knife scene.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Okay, that's well, you don't even you didn't even see
the table scene.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
I don't want to go there. Oh my god. What else?
Speaker 3 (50:12):
The other one was the new Matthew McConaughey, which is
on Prime and it's called The Lost Bus.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Is it funny?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Is it story about where he's a bus driver where
he has to get these kids on a school bus
through all these fires?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Is it good? Yeah? It was good? What's Prime to
watch that? Is it too much action?
Speaker 3 (50:38):
No? No, no, no, it's more of a drama kind
of is action? And then I just want to give
a little heads up. Next week I had to call
customer service.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Wait next week you're going to I mean next episode? Oh, okay,
we have a customer service Eric. Eric loves Eric lives
for v rating customer service individuals when they make a mistake,
a bad mistake, and he will not let Eric knows
(51:11):
where every penny of his money is, which is great.
And if some bill screws him on that, he is
on the horn in two seconds to customer service getting
it fixed. Right am I? Right, wait until you're here.
This is probably the one of the best ones ever. Okay,
we have that. And also I have a list of
pickup lines. You have a stack, Brian, you have a stack.
(51:34):
I have a stack. We'll see which ones work, which
ones make us laugh, which ones we can use possibly
at the Lafayette. Who knows I used one.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
On you earlier this evening. That wasn't even on this list.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
What was it again?
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Remember the one to see if you were Made in Heaven?
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Oh? See that one is old and yeah that one's
That one's old school and dumb. But I have some
great ones for you. I've Halloween once where you I
do like these pants a lot. Thank you, my love,
reprints that the guys hate, but they like this one.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Well, you know, I know where they would look great.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Where on my bedroom floor. I know, I kind of
knew where that was going. I just wanted to humor him.
All Right, we're gonna end it. Really, is that what
it was? Okay? Thanks for joining us. On the Instagram,
you guys loved it. Thank you for your comments and everything.
And on YouTube, you guys love you, and we'll be
back on Thursday with another banger of the show. And
(52:35):
love your podcast. I love you. I love you too,
you too. Yes, Oh my god a lot. I love
your podcast. Oh my gosh, I love you, my sweet
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