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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm Lauracane, I'm Mayor Krimmer.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
That's pretducer Brian back there, our short timer, our short timer.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I cannot.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I can't do it. I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You can't leave anyway. Uh. I thought we'd just Okay,
this is what's going to happen. I told you that
last episode that I had a vision that I may
be Jim carrey soulmate. Okay, all right, so that's so.
There's that. So there's that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
These are not tarot cards.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
They're angel crowd.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, then you're gonna do itiching, No, where is your
tarot crowd? I don't know what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I don't I don't really know.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You think Jim Carrey would would stand for this.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He would love EI ching here, We wouldn't I ching.
I just want to do one, do one, I ching
because there's different.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Levels, different levels of what just read the vern card?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Good catch? Oh my god, that was a great catch. Okay.
So but in my as I wait patiently for my
soulmate to come to me, I have dug back into
the hinge world and I have just received a message
from a guy, no boy who was cute, who shoots
reality TV shows.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
He says, oh, who's I wonder what that means?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Forty four? Okay, what do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Forty four isn't so bad?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You don't think so?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No kind of a predator, now, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's what I don't want to be. He reached out.
He liked my picture first, so then I so that
makes it okay? Sent the vall. I sent the first message,
and I said, oh cool, what reality shows do you produce?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And jog the record? I think it's fine.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
The age gap, yeah, I don't think that's bad.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Laura, you don't look like you, Okay, Laura, don't you
look like a whole bunch of fun? How's it going
right now? I'm working on seven Little Johnson's you know
that show. No, it's about the family of little people.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What's his position? Is he like? Is he cruisy? Like
a rigor?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
He said, not porn?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I swear that's kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But I've been doing this for twenty years, so I've
been on all kinds.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
First, a d second ad.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh my god, I need to okay, I need to know,
I need to know other ones. I need to know
other ones and what your what do you do? Do
you do? What do you and what do you do? Actually? Okay, whatever,
(02:58):
there's there's that.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Now, first we're gonna talk about Joia Cosmetic. Then we're
gonna get into Hinge Cringe I'm calling it because some
of these bios. You know, God bless all the people
that are on Hinge because it's tough out there being
single as now as you know, now, as Brian you know,
as I know, it's like not easy. It's not easy
(03:21):
to find somebody suitable, right, So it's tough. And so
I appreciate everybody that's on there, and I'm not trying
to make fun of anybody, but some of these like
little voice things that they leave on their profiles, like
they shouldn't. I just don't think they should do this.
And you'll see why. You'll see why some of these
I'm not doing this, Okay, Okay, So first of all,
(03:46):
my sister is prepping. She's here in San Diego. Yes,
she's at a hotel tonight and she's getting ready for
her surgery at La Joya Cosmetic Surgery.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Center, right, And it's not a bb all.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's not a bbl A nose job, it's not a
nose job. It's not three sixty, which doctor Swiston specializes in.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
By the way, she's getting a boob job.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes, she's getting an X plant ex plant. So she's
getting her old implants, which are twenty one years old.
Take it out, and you know what, the really cool
and you might think gross, but I think really cool,
and so does she. Thing is when she's in the
recovery room, he's going to bring in her old implants
and show what they should.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I oh, I would love to see. I bet those are.
So she had to take a picture and send it
to me.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I said, that's what I said to her.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I can guarantee they're probably folded over or I probably
like brownish yellow.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh god, they've got to be horrible.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And probably one has elked.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
One is probably flat and folded over. Yeah, Oh my gosh.
I can't even wait to see him.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
My god, I bet it's going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's she's going to have nothing but her own body.
He's going to form breasts with the tissue that she
has that has surrounded it and nips and totally perakin
it and she's so excited because she says, I've never
been I can't since I've had these boobs for twenty
one years. I've never been able to wear any kind
of spaghetti strap dress. I've never been able to wear
(05:10):
any kind of like fun tube top or anything like cute.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Please don't give her something out of your closet.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I' you know what, she's going to go shopping in
my closet. Oh, Jenny, she's gonna turn into me.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Oh boy, I know.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I just saw on Project Runway the new season, one
of the contestants had a top very similar to your
hideous built in bra.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh see on a Project Runway. See how fashionable?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
No, it was not fashionable. I think she got kicked off,
probably just for that top alone.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
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(06:10):
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(06:32):
the best. We love them. Doctor Swiston, thank you. Take
care of my c stories. I can't even wait to
tell you that after next week, next week, next week. Okay,
So all right, Ryan, No, what what's going on here?
Are we gonna? We're gonna You're gonna do a taro
on me? Now?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
No, because for some reason you lost your tarot cards.
So I'm doing an I ching on you.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh the I ching.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The I ching is deep. It's super deep, surprised, super deal.
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
So now I ad I am a professional practitioner and
all things mystical and stupid. Okay, what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna slowly draw the cards like one by one.
I'm just gonna shuffle them through and you're gonna tell
me when to stop. I'm gonna do it three times.
Oh need some consistency, and then I'm gonna We're gonna
shuffle those three and you're gonna tell you which ones
(07:19):
to stop again, and that will be your final card.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Wow, this is I'm loving this.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Like I said, I'm a practitioner and a'll think of
mystical and stupid.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Okay, let's go. And this is gonna tell me my fate,
my Jim Carrey fate, or my love my love fate,
my Jim Carrey fate. This is my Jim Carrey fate.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Okay, yeah, materialize that or something.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, Okay, here you are all right, I'm gonna start scheffing. Yes, yes,
I'm thinking about.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
We're gonna start shuffling through them, and you're gonna tell
me when to stop.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, stop.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Stop Lorette and Jim sitting in the tree. Okay, I
asked that stop.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Okay. So I got through like ten cards and you
picked three consecutive one which feels like BS to me.
But we'll see what they say.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, I really okay, but that's could be cool since I.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Was slowly shuffling through a deck and you said stop,
like but it hit me.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It hit me, It hit me right speaking to her.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
The first one is what no pick one of the
things which one calls.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You actually the one on the left, that one. Oh
my god, this is my fate, this is my Jim
Carrey faith. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god,
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Okay, number ten one second.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm with anticipation.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I'm sure. Don't say that wearing those shorts. Please, I
can't believe you more than again.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well they were I didn't have a change of shorts.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
What this is the this is amazing. Oh I don't know.
Hold on, I just want to say, for the record,
I could read a random one and you would say
that show me.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh my god, I know, but read it. Okay, Okay,
what does it called?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Number ten?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Number ten?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Conduct? Okay, Whether you accomplish success or steer a course
to disaster depends entirely upon your own behavior. This is
true for everything, So this isn't special. Maintain your sense
of dignity and proprietary too late in dealings with people.
By doing so, your authority will remain unassailable to the
envious and malcontent. Think carefully. There needs to be an
(09:40):
overall change in values before fair differences in rank can
be established. Change in values you think you're already perfect
for Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But necessarily that go deeper because there's like the lines,
just a couple of them.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Try to think positively, work towards establishing a communication with others,
which develops feelings. Oh, then you will also make a
contribution to the realization of your own plans. You need.
This is line six. You need you know, we'll get
away the line one. Okay, the most intense, all right,
the most mystical. Okay, your role may seem insignificant, but
(10:16):
you can make much of it if you keep it
within your limits. So that is unrelated to our current predicament.
But that was nice. Anyways, I'll do another one. Oh,
this is a great one. Line three. You lack the
necessary strength or ambitious plans. Each overestimation of yourself harbor
is a danger. You can only be proud of yourself
when you are prepared to sacrifice yourself with that reservation
(10:37):
to a higher cause.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That means you're gonna have to do anal.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
That is a valid interpretation.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You are so sick. You are just sick for doing Okay, anyway,
I cheing. Okay, Well, basically what I got out of
that was like I need to fix myself before I
gotta fix myself.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You can get out of it whatever you want, because
it's all about Eily anyway. They're not even tarot cards.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, So this guy's name is Gabriel, forty four years old.
He is the director of photography.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Okay, we like that.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Mm hmm, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Some HGTV shows I started on Hogan Knows Best, a
bunch of Zoos shows and a bunch of Little People shows.
But look at him. Okay, so let me show you. Okay,
so that's the picture.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
He likes for HGTV.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh yeah, I know, right, I know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Look at that.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, okay, I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
He's five eleven, which means he's five to ten.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
No, probably it's probably actually, that's probably fine eleven.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's probably five eleven.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
You think, not bad? Okay, curious. He's very handsome.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
He's very cute. Oh I wanted to show you, Brian.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yes, he's very good looking.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Wait a minute, Oh, to do her best travels. Oh
he has a dog.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
If that is his pet, Oh my god, if that
is his pet, totally, I'm going out.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's like a big giant, like iguana. Oh my god,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But look at the dog. The dog's very cute, and
look at him.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, so I'm going
to keep the conversation going with this guy.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Wait till you tell me of a podcast. And we
already talked about him, America already knows about him.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh I have some cool life.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You can put your legs behind your ears.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I can, Yeah, I can put my legs behind my head.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah. But then the guy always says, prove it, I
can do it. And once you do, yeah, once you
do that, other things that happen.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
But then it doesn't look it doesn't look that good.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
It's not for your head. Okay, don't just depends on
what you know, but you are you raise your legs
high that for.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That to be a nothing showed, nothing show.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Not like this.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Sorry, Bryan one.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Okay, I'm never going to live this down.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Play a little bit of music for this This is
life hacks.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yes, I will pick one one of our same three
CEng I know whatever. Oh it's the same one from
last time.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh wow, number one.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Say it out loud when you turn off stove burners
or unplug a hair straightener or unplug anything before you
leave the house, because that way your brain knows instead
of like going saying I'm turning off the stove now
out loud.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
That sounds that sounds schizophrenic.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
No, it does sound kind of like nutty. But it
makes sense to me because you realize you remember, wait,
I said that to myself. I went over to the
stove and I said I'm turning off the burners.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Now.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I would get outside and be like, wait, did I
say that out loud? Or was I just thinking that?
And I go back into rap.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Okay, pour your liquid coffee creamer into your cup before
you pour in the coffee, and that way you don't
need a spoon, and you do not mean to dirty
spoon because it mixes it all up. That's kind of dumb.
Instead of scrubbing dishes, do this. I hate doing dishes,
But you guys both have dishwashers. I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I don't have a dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I'm not married yet, but you have a house. I
respect women. I'm a feminist.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Okay, Laura Kana d at gmail dot com regarding Brian
with a y Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's funny because they all know how Yeah, committed to equality.
That's why it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Instead of scrubbing dishes, fill the sink with water, some
liquid detergent, and some oxy clean. Let them soak for
a while.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
And lazy man's guy, Yeah, let the dishes soak. That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Now how did you know this? If you store potato chips,
tortilla chips, whatever in the freezer opened, they will never
go stale and they don't freeze, they just get cold.
So there you go. You stick them in the freezer.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Life changing.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
When you are about to buy a product on Amazon,
read the three and four star reviews, not the five
star reviews, because those are the meaty ones. Those are
the better ones. Now this one I need because I
have a lot of these. If you have an itchy
mosquito byte, you heat up a spoon under hot water,
dry it off, tap or press it on the byte.
(15:22):
Do this as long as you can tolerate.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
So then you're just like like you're into self mutle
lace fatalization like.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
The heat dissolves the protein that makes the mosquito bite
itch Now that I will.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Use, so then you just have a body burns.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yep, Okay, spoon burns burns.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You don't feel the itchiness if it's blistering.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh my god. If you purchase something that comes with
a unique charger or a power cable, just label it
right away. Label it because don't you have like eight
million chargers? You don't, No, you don't.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
You don't either. There's only like three types of charging
cables anymore. But I have, like you have, like thirty
identical ones. Yes I know they're identical, so it's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I know. But some works and don't, Well, then just.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Throwb away, don't label, don't label the this one doesn't work,
just toss it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Well, this one came with the GoPro, like I want
to do that like that, I think it would be.
That would be very very organized.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
The case with the camera.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Always write down momentarily good ideas because you're gonna forget him.
So if you have a good idea, write it down.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Or forgets to have those good ideas. I have.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I have a lot of good ideas, but then they
just go mm hmmm because I don't write them down. Now,
did you know if you hold your bed sheets to
the light, you'll notice that the fibers all run in
one direction.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Did you know that.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, when making a bed, if you put the sheet
on with the fibers running horizontally, you'll never put the
sheet on the wrong way again.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Great. Oh, you can also look at the shape and if.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You if you put something down temporarily say I put
oh god, schitzo, I've put the screwdriver by the microwaves.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I'm putting it down on my phone. I'm going to
set at Cameron Law's house obviously at the recorder. All
weeksa I have put my phone on my cat.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Start doing this because I always lose my phone.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I'm check on you, like there's a schizophrenic woman living
alone worried about it.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
We were at a party a couple of weeks ago
and I don't know how many times.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I know call me.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I have phone freak outs at least like ten times
a day. So this engages more areas of the brain,
particularly the language centers, which creates a richer memory, making
it less likely to forget it. And if you have
trouble choosing, now, this is a cool one. If you
have trouble choosing what you want to do. Do I
want to go to Bali or do I want to
(17:49):
go to Tahiti. What am I going to do? I
can't decide. I'm going to flip a coin. Okay, while
you're waiting for the results, your mind automatically starts to
wish for what it wants, like you kind of wish like, oh,
I wanted to be heads because I really wanted to
go to Tahiti. I hope it's heads. So you now
(18:09):
you know, now you've made the decision, even if it
comes out tails. Do you understand what I'm saying? No,
I'll call it anyway. I hate you both. And now
we're going to play some trivia because this is Brian's thing.
He thinks he knows everything. A lot of things he
does know a lot of it's it's called I should
have known that. And it's not like they're not like
(18:29):
super deep. But but y'all, we'll see. We'll see and
you'll know some too.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh really, yeah, she will.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
What was Victoria Beckham's nickname when she was part of
the girl group with.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I wouldn't know anything about that.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Who wrote the novel? Robinson Caruso Oh crap, mm hmmm,
I've read this book like three times.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
First, I remember.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Christopher Robinson, right, something Christopher Robinson?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Is it? Christopher?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
That was like a something? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I don't get up okay anywhere?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well, it's not in the back of the cordal, is it?
It's Oh, Daniel dafoe.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Y Daniel.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Never gotten no One.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I love that book.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
What are the names of Angelina, Jolie and Brad Pitt's twins?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I don't know this crowd?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Vivian and packs knocks Ohno so close.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That is such a stupid name with a k n
o X knock k n o s k n o x.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Oh. Oh, it's not terrible, I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
But did you like the name Ace?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
No, that's awful.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Do you like the name Cash?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
No? They sound like strippers or little guys are something
to prove.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Which actors played Vivian in the nineteen ninety film Pretty Women,
Do you Robert Pretty Woman? Pretty Woman? Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It's a well known watch brand and also the twenty
fourth and last letter of the Greek alphabeta omega.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
What combat sport is MMA, the acronym.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
For mixed martial arts.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What country is famous for chocolate, banks and watches?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Switzerland?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Good?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
What part of speech is the word cuddly?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
What part of adjective or actually adverb?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
No verb?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
No, you're right the first time.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's adjective yes, wait ns an l y though, should
be an aver whatever?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay? Uh. The legendary escape artist who Denie's real name
was Eric Weiss, but he became famous using what other
first name?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Carry good? Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Oh? Harry? Oh uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
What was the name of the group that included Frank Sinatra,
Dean Martin's pack, who was America's first president?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
George Washington?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Whose life is the film Walk the Line about Johnny
cash Good? What industry seen in mad Men TV series?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Advertising?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Traditionally on these medicine avenue? What color is the number
zero on a roulette table?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It is? What is the capital of Finland?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Come on, Brian, come on, Brian, come on here, come
on here?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Is it Oslo?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No? No, no, no, no? Remember hell Sinky?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Oh? That's I ever got that? What?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Actor best known for his role as Superman, died in
two thousand and four after Christopher Christopher best Superman ever ever?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
For sure, for sure. We think this new one is no.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
But what's his name?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
He was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I like this new guy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I think my son could be Superman.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I don't like Christopher Reeves that much of the honest really,
I like those movies that much.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I loved it well they when they were Christopher. Oh
my god. Okay, what country is the sports apparel and
accessory company Adidas from?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I want to say somewhere?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Actually Adidas Spain.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
No, I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
H it's no.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I d.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Just saying Germany.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh, Germany.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Really it doesn't sound Germany at all.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I know what numeral system do the numbers one, two,
three or four or five represent?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I wouldn't have known that term. Yeah, what, don't fiddle
with it? You're fiddling with it. You're fiddling with it.
What does an alchemist try to create gold? Nice? What
word is used to refer to musical recording that has
been stolen from a music studio, no recording session, and
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illegally distributed?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Oh uh it starts with a peep?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No, you're both wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Wait repeat the question. Okay, I answered too fast.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
What word is used to refer to a musical recording
that has been stolen from a music studio during a
recording session and illegally distributed A leak.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I don't know, Bootleg botlet.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
What was Bobby Fisher exceptionally good at? What river in
northern India is the most sacred river into Hindu Hindus?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Uh? The Deli River? Oh wait? I forget its name?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Kanjies?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
What country was the notorious drug lord Pablo Escabar Mexica? No, Colombia,
He's from Colombia who sang the song Islands in the
Stream and oh we should do that for two? Could?
Would you do that with me? What karaoke? Islands in
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the Stream? That is? Yeah? Okay? One of okay. One
of the seven wonders of the ancient world still remains
largely intact today. One the Great Pyramid of Giza. Yes, so, yes,
you're right. What is the name of the lion cub
who is the main character in Disney's Demba who discovered
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penicillin in nineteen twenty eight?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Oh crap, what's it? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Alexander Fleming?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Would I never in a million years?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
What unit is used to measure humidity?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Uh? Percent? What unit?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah? You got it?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Percentage?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Percent okay?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Christopher Columbus and his crew in nineteen and fourteen ninety
two sailed the Ocean Blue in what three ships.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Maria, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. No, it's the Nina,
the pins in the Santa Maria. Yeah right, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
In which ocean? Can you find the Bermuda?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Tryang Atlantic?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Which iconic brand does the acronym d.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
K n Y donna kar in New York?
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
In what Japanese city? Was a nuclear power plant damaged
due to an earthquake?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
JESU, dude, it's very famous natural disaster.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Who was Kurt Cobain married to when he died? Who
is Mark David Chapman he killed? Come on?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
He killed?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Come on? You got this?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Uh you JFK No, that was Oswald, Dude, Mark, Mark
David chap.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Somebody. Well, they're all important.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
The Beatles guy, Yes, John Lennon, John Lennon, Yeah, that
was Wait?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Why am I Is he the Ron Hinkley tried to
assassinate President regular.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
That's who I was.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I thought John Hinkley is the one that tried to
kill that killed them.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
What is the pink panther that Inspector Clouseau searches for
in the film. I have the same name, that's right,
Who's two best friends are Ron Weasley and Harmony? Yeah?
What type of Harry Potter? What type of race in swimming?
Combines four different swimming styles?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Uh? Foreigner?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I medley swimming. Mount Everest is the highest mountain in
the world. What's the second? No, it's one. I've never
actually wait seconds? Mountain highest? Second? Highest? Kill? Is that? K?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Two? Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
That is all right? What does f a Q stand for?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Ask questions?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, we'll do a couple more and then you have
a present for me. Okay? Who was the Soviet Union's
final president?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Uhbahaw? Good?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How many bones are in the human body?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Two hundred and six?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Good? Whoa it wants to be a millionaire? Right? What's
the process used by plants to convert energy from some synthesis?
What sport is depicted in the logo of the fashion Brent?
Does zero stand for latitude or longitude on the equator?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Latitude? No?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Crap?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Does zero stand for latitude or longitude on the equator?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I think it's latitude. I think latitude is east to west.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It's latitude. I'm sorry, let's get one.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Let's get what.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
We'll give you more. What three colors on the Irish flag.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Uh, it's probably red, white, green?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Is it not yellow?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
White and green?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yellow, white, red? Trying to picture the Irish flag white green, red.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Green, white and orange? What does and i'lbinal lack ye yeah,
melanin mean uh, okay, we'll do this, okay. Julius Caesar supposedly.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Said Vinnie VD Beach conquered.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
If your zodiac sign is a fish, in which two
months could you have been born?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
July?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Why are you pisces? Forgot what your birthday is?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
June?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
July? What? No? No, no, no, June is June is cancer?
And then July and August are leo?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Well, July is something else? And Leah Jim and I okay,
what's Pisces? I have no, I don't know either. I
think it might be on the card February March.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Have you not been fact checking the no? No, wait,
so I could be switting out wrong answers on these.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
So I did check the two hundred and six phones.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
You should be checking more of them, because.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
What color do you get when you mix red and yellow?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Purple?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Orange?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Who's the most famous crocodile hunter who died after being
stung by a sting range two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
What's Berwin?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's right? The Atkins diet famously restricts what food.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Group all food?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Sugar?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
No, come on, you know this one carbs?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Carbs, that's right. What do you drink if you drink
avion water? What is called? What is it called?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Do you know avion? His naives spelled backwards?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Wow, that's there you go.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's not my favorite water, by the way, not my
favorite water has taste, different taste in my opinion. What
is it called in bowling when all the pins are
knocked down during the second attempt?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
What's the last name of the brothers Liam and Nol
in the band of Okay? Okay, do you want to
end on that? We'll do one more. What is Greece
called in Greek?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Loop? Is gree Greek? Actually? Don't? I actually don't know
what he is?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Ell us?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Oh? Do another one? Same?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
GPS technology helps us travel directions. What does the acronym
gpsising system?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Good?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Who founded Facebook?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Mark Zuckerberg?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
What is the name of the film in which al
Pacino played Tony Montana garface? There you go? What's China's
largest city? Nope?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Hong Kong. No Wright, No Hong Kong on the stupid.
It's not.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Shanghai who broke the world record in the one hundred
meters dash with a time of nine point five eight
seconds in Berlin in two.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Thousand, Annabel Chong.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Hussain bolt.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
What wait you say? Race?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yes? Dash?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Dash?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No? What color is the precious stone sapphire? Yes? How
many continents.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Are there in the world?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Good?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yes? Okay, Now I want my prison. Let's give me
a prison. You are smarty pants.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Let me see if the my dude, is those were
fake or we're wrong?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I know, I think, well who knows? Okay? Wait? Oh no,
another guy is chatting me.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Oh wow, man, that sucks because.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I think I put on there that I hate jokes,
because he goes, Wait, what hate jokes? Love scary movies?
And pooped once a month?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Why are you wait? Why did you put that in
your hands?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Clearly you did, clearly you obviously did.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
You write it for me? No?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Ye, there's no Look at your profile.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I would have put I pooped once a week.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I be dude.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
This guy's fifty five, he's six foot, he lives in Carlsbad.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
I would never match with you now now you put that?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh my god, well obviously look how cute he is.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, no, wonder you're barely getting any matches.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Wait, I don't know how to get to my profile.
All right, here we go, Here we go, are you Laura?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Wait a random fact? No? No, oh, you know what
I put in there? I put in the video you
made of me when I was like at Emily's party
that one time, and you put on there she only
poops once a month. Oh that's your fault. That's your fault,
but it is my fault for not fact checking it.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, you're welcome. Look at what texted you. I know, welcome.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Well, thank you, yes, thank you, you actually thank you. Okay,
so what do you got? What do you got?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Probably thinks man, she can do a lot of ain
wall if she.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Shut it up about that, please please, I beg you
pull it out.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
She's reel it in like oh just oh my god, Laura,
this is Brian's nightmare.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm closing my eyes mm hmm, all my packages.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Thank you, this is the stuff that got I'm sorry
that was such a dramatic, Like I have a gift
for you. Close your eyes for like the most Moon
Mundane like, oh, I got the thing you asked for.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
No, but no, I didn't he he, I didn't ask
for he he offered to buy them for me.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Okay, but same difference. It's like, Hey, like my Amazon
counts down, can you order me some like toothpaste? He's like,
I got a surprise for you. It's the toothpaste order.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Do you want to slap him? Or do you want
me to slap him?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I'm right about this? What what?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Okay? What were you texting?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I was gonna say, oh god, this is why, this
is why I bought it. Wait, know, Eric, because Laura
extracted that out of my arm?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
How many times you have to have this conversation for
showing everything? Eric?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Okay, Jesus, Okay, all right, anyway, this crazy. We're not
going to be don't show. We're not gonna be live
on Monday, but we're gonna be live on Tuesday again
next week, so make sure you're watching and listening. And
we love you so much and wish my sister the
best of luck.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yes, Jenny surgery sooner.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Thank you so much for taking such care of her
in advance, and love.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I love you, my sweet babies. Bye guys, Bye