November 22, 2025 • 29 mins
We play an epic version of the game, and the winner with the most points is crowned the "Slut of the Show." Who will it be? Laura? Erik? Producer Claire? How many of these have YOU done? Tell us in the comments. You guys are the best.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, and welcome to Loria Kane after Dark. Is this
the week before Thanksgiving? Oh gosh, oh my gosh, how
did that happen? This is Eric Rimmer, Hi producer Claire
behind Mike. Are not from the mic? Or say hi?
I mean yes, there's Claire. There'd be Claire Hi clear, Okay,
(00:32):
So we I was starting to tell her what we
were going to talk about during this podcast. We were
going to play never have I ever? And then we
were gonna work the one who has done the most
things is the biggest slut and wins.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So then we started talking about this is all why
you were in the bathroom using the bathroom for like
thirty minutes? That is not true, well kind of close
twenty minutes at least, i'd say. Anyway, I said, what
are you a slut for?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What are you a slut for? And I am a
slut for door Dash?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Oh you.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I cannot stop doing that now. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I know, I know Laurener's seventeen dollars Boba's.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I know I know it's not economical. It's not something
I should be doing with my budget every night, right, However,
I work hard and when I come home I don't
like to cook. I don't cook. I don't. I don't
(01:46):
get pleasure or any kind of anything out of cooking.
I wish I did, I totally do. I wish I
knew how to cook. I don't. I feel like I
go into a kitchen and I'm blind.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So what you're saying is you don't go and doo
a kitchen and just start to shake because you're getting
the big oh, because you want to know, not at all.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So I order out all the time, and I just
think it's the most fun thing. It's the most decadent,
wonderful thing to have food delivered right to your front door.
And all of you do is open up your door
and boom anything you want, any restaurant, you want anything.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Nothing says happiness like lukewarm McDonald's front. Oh I got I.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Got Philippies Lasagnia delivered the other night.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh that was so good.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And then I had some fried rice tofu fried rice
delivered with boba from Asian Bistro.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And what was that about forty seven fifty?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, pretty much. I mean it's it's expensive. I mean,
clear you door dash right.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
More than I should. Okay, it's so seductive it is.
There's so many choice and I live in the future
and all I need to do is push buttons on
my little thing and then a peasant brings me chicken nugget.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, it's so oh my god, it's so true.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You just pushed a couple of buttons and then it's there,
and then it's paid for, and it's he's the person,
or he or she's tipped. Everything is good to go. Hey,
I doubled that. Do you have your double double door dashed?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've never done it?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh see what I'll do? Them go get my food
and then I have them stop by seven eleven and
get my like sparkling water, my celsius for the morning wow,
and some cookies.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That is disturbing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And so they come with two bags to the door
because I don't have the energy to get in my
damn car. Go to seven eleven. Myself wrong with me?
I know my brand new car. Anyway, So we're gonna
play never have I Ever? Now, usually this is we're.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Playing never have I Ever? And who's the biggest slut?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, this is what is. If we're going to keep points,
So whoever has the most points, whoever done, whoever has
done the most of these things is the biggest sled
and therefore wins the title.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Very competitive. I really hope I'm not the biggest slut.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, and we outroll playing. Never have I ever gone
one month without having sex?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well in your whole life, like let's say, let's say
post eighteen, Let like, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah I've gone a month, but yeah, yeah, okay, so
we all have Well, then that doesn't make us a slut.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's true. Our game is broken.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Immediately, this game is broken, but whatever, we each have
a point. Never have I ever peed into an empty bottle?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
See, I'm surprised by your answer, because.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Why I wasn't raised in a tab Well, there aren't.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
There are situations when you're on the road and maybe
you can't stop to pee and you have a convenient
device that allows you to point it into an empty
You got the reception, you have the have it to
do that. So you've never done that, you, Claire? No,
no o.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I don't have the equipment. I might have. Be incredibly difficult, It.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Be very very difficult. I even I think I bought
one of these? Why did I buy one of these?
One of those? She things? Where you like, it's like
a cup. But why I wasn't going on a road trip,
I wasn't going anywhere. Why did I think I needed
that like cup thing to go into like a bottle?
I don't know. Never have I ever FaceTime or zoomed
(06:05):
somebody while naked?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh my god? Like yes, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes for Eric Clara, of course, of course.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Have I zoomed or facetimed some I don't know? Yes,
I have lying, I'm lying, okay. Never have I ever
stolen silverware from a restaurant?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
No, no, yes, I'm very anti rule breaking.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You are, You're so good. I know you. I'll see,
and I'm all.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I would never want silverware in my house that one
hundred people of.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Your com you know. But like when you need a fork.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You well, that's what silverware stories are for.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
There's somebody that lives in this house that makes me
sometimes take like tuppatillo from a restaurant to get into
my person. No it's not Marie. It is not Marie. No,
it's the other one. And maybe a pepper shaker or two.
Oh god, And I know, I know it's bad. It's bad.
(07:12):
Never have I ever borrowed something from my roommate and
lost it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, for sure, I've done that.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You have for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I'm a horrible thief well with people's interpersonal In my
interpersonal relationship, I'm a terrible thief.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
On purpose thief or by accident thief.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm always like, I'll give it back, and then I
don't do that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Because on purpose or you just kind of forget. I
just forget you forget, Yeah, like a book or something.
You'll just be like, oh, clothes.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I definitely took my sister's clothes. Didn't give him back.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I've done that. Never have I ever been kicked out
of a party? Yes? Yes, hello? No? No, okay, okay,
so I'm the biggest slut so far. Okay. Never have
I ever slept with an ex?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Uh? No, that's why they're an ex.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yes, I guess so I get I'm giving you a yes,
that's a yes, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I you know know what I you know what? I
know your exes?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh? Wait, no, I have you have?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yes, I knew there was one in there somewhere. Yes,
I never have I ever had cops show up at
my door?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
No? Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Why did cops show up at your door?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
They thought I was having a party and I wasn't. Oh,
they were at the wrong place.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I think they showed up at my door because the
next door neighbors or the neighbor across the street had
been broken into and they wanted to interview me about.
Or they showed up when I when I got broken
into one two. Well, actually, there have been cops in
my dorm multiple times. Wow, there was that time when
(09:06):
I went to rehab. We won't talk about that, okay, okay.
Never have I ever pooped, not poop for more than
three days? Hell no, okay, so yes, for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh yeah, let me put on my big surprise face.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I know absolutely, Okay, yes, see.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It happened. Sometimes it happened. Sometimes you get like on
vacation day. Okay, yeah, mm hmmm, same. I don't poop
on vacation with you. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I wouldn't eat at all on vacation if I couldn't
poop it out.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
No, I swear it's weird though, Like when I was
with my mom for three days with my mom and
Junie Church and we ate, we ate a lot, and
I never felt full, I never felt gross. I never
felt bloated. I never felt anything, but nothing ever happened.
It's just like my body just shuts down and won't
let me do it in another place besides my my
(10:00):
own house.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So grumpy. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Never have I ever pregamed so hard that I missed
the main event?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Oh? Absolutely definitely anything to miss a sport problem, I've
done that.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No. No, like pregame meaning like you drank before a
party and you missed the event. It's not right. We're
not talking about an actual game. Oh, We're talking about
like like an event, like you you drank too much
before you actually had to go to an office party
and you missed the whole office party because you were
(10:33):
too drunk because you didn't make it there for me, Yes,
that was really bad you, Claire. No, okay, okay, okay.
Never have I ever refilled my parents alcohol with water?
Oh yes, I've done that.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh thank god?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Wow? No, okay, who's the alcoholic in this room? That
says a lot. Never have I ever had my car toad?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh? Hello, yes, on purpose?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, just I got it was toad This year. I
had it towed because I parked in somebody's spot when
I went to visit my friend Maggie.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Oh right, no I haven't.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You've never had your car toad? No, no, no, Oh
my god. It's awful and it costs a lot. It's
happened to me like three times.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
What done well?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Because one time I was driving a car that had
it wasn't my car, but they were letting me drive
this car a friend and the registration was not valid
and so they wouldn't let me drive the car away
when they pulled me over and they took it, and
then I had to go to the yard. You had
(11:50):
to take a taxi to get to the yard. In
the yard, you have to pay to get into the yard,
and it was after hours, so you have to pay extra.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh my god, it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Never have I ever. Oh, okay, okay, this is a
this is this is a role play one. Okay, you
have a British accent for the next ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Go okay, hip, yep, cheer and all those sorts of things.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That wasn't ten seconds darling.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh oh, I have to just keep going.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yes, do we sound like British people.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We have to end this thing soon because I'm flying
up to Santa Barbara to have dinner with Prince Harry
and what's her face?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Megan?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yes, Megan.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Do I sound British?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
No, it's totally devastating. Actually none of us sound British
at all.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh, it's all.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
British. Yes, but we all have to have really messed
up teeth. None of us have messed up to We don't.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We don't have yellow teeth. Never have I ever stopped
having sex to take a phone call.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I never have I ever been on two Tinder dates
in the same day.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
No, that sounds exhausting.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I height of my like slum, I had three Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah you did. He had a slut week that
was like unlike anything else, and it was not that
long ago. It was one week only and it was
in between boy friends.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It was bizarre and.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He went full on slut and then it all stopped.
And I've kind of wanted to do the same thing.
But then again, yeah, I don't that sounds horrible.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Again, I don't see anybody.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh, I just I just talked it all out.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Like, Yeah, dating is so hard because.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Of the talking and the getting to know and the
that's why you have I know you just get it.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
On right now, there's no talking.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Never have I ever cheated on a college exam? No,
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yes, but I did drop out, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay. So anyway, there we go. I'm still winning, by
the way. Oh okay, So now we all have to
go by our porn names. Okay for the rest of
the game. It's your street name that you grew up on,
and your favorite pets name.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, it's your favorite pet and then the street you
grew up on.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh so mine is Benji spar that's right.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And I'm Saki Rohnda.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That is really good, better than Pepper Germaine.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
As it's not like rural Route twenty two.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Peppers. Your her main is like in the sea like
category of forn.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
She's a real estate as.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Totally. Never have I ever had to hide in the
closet to avoid being caught by somebody?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, why? Why? What?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's a story for another time.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh did it involve sex at all? Did it involve nakedness?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Okay, enough said. Never have I ever told somebody I
love you well drunk? Yes, of course, of course, yes, yes,
and yes, okay. Never have I ever had my fake
ID taken away by a bouncer.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yes, I've never had a fake never have I.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh my god, we are so good. We are so
much better than we.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Are the Lord's children.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We are is the Devil's child because of his fake ID.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I wasn't even trying to use it to get into
a bar either.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Were you doing with what were you trying to.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Get into a nightclub?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Oh well, that's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh yeah, but I wasn't going to drink or anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Never have I ever decided to just not show up
for a date. Yes, what, you left somebody hanging? You
ghosted somebody?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yes? Well, okay, does this count? I was set up
on a date and it was so bad that I
said I had to go to the He showed up,
though I did. But then there's another time where I didn't. Well,
I said I was sick.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You know what I'm You're getting a point for that anyway.
Never have ever been cut off by a bartender?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
No, no, yep.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Never have I ever peed between two cars.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
A tail yes, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Never have I ever slid into someone's dem Yes.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
No, I guess I've never cold approached from a DM.
I've been on dating apps. That's not the same.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's not the same.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
No, have I done that?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
You know whose DM I want to slip into? And
it makes no sense of mine? Please?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
No, Oh, this is what this.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I made this announcement before you were here, Claire, and
I truly feel I truly feel like he is my soulmate.
I really do. And it's not for the funny.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You guys are gonna you're gonna freak out.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
And think this is the dumbest thing on the planet.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You probably go who you.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I know exactly. It's not because he's funny. It's not
because he's rich, it's not because he's famous. I just
feel like he would get me. And I love everything
he posts on Instagram. It's probably not even him posting
on Instagram even if I did. But I love Jim Cary. Oh,
I feel like he's my soulmate. That's beautiful, Thank you, Claire.
(18:00):
So I want to I want to slide into Jim
Carrey's d MS. But it's going to be like his assistant,
or it's gonna be as like his PR firm, right,
or it's gonna be his fan clubsecked. I want to,
you know what, I'm gonna dm M tonight. Wow, and
I'll let you know what happens next week. Okay, So
no for all of us, now, okay, never have a
(18:24):
you have okay, never have it? Oh? Because you saw
someone cute and you were like, oh m did you
Was it a stranger?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Uh? No?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Okay, so it was somebody that you acquaintance and then
you went in to try to get to know them better?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Did it work?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Did it? Do you end up like going out?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Did you end up like cooking up?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
No? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, there's a there's a distance.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh oh was this is this recently?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Not that right?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Never have I ever had sex with my friend's X. Yes,
oh Claire boom, Eric, you're with your friend's ex friend.
No have I No, I don't think I have. Never
have I ever thrown up on a complete strange yes?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No no, no, no, no, no no no. Who did
you throw up on?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I will never forget this as long as I live.
I went to an Indian restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh, this sounds or start off and.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I was with a group of people. I only knew
two of the people. And when you leave, they have
like this little bowl of like the it like neutralizes
the food or something, and it's kind of like minty
or don't I don't even know what it is. And
I took some of it and I put it in
(20:01):
my mouth and it did not agree, and I threw
up all over one of the people that I didn't
even know, and of course they thought I was probably
total trash. Oh I'm so embarrassed. Oh my gosh, Oh
so embarrassed. They had change there. It was like a
dry clean your clothes. I was so horrible.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Never have I ever quietly hooked up with someone while
my roommate was sleeping?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Absolutely, Yes, in college, for sure. And you cleric, come on, sure,
I mean not in the same room, okayious, not necessarily quietly?
You're quiet?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, they're the next yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And never have I ever had a one night stand? Yes, yes,
I have to, and it was awful. You've never had
a one night stand? You meet somebody in that that day?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Really, No, it's not my thing.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I hated it. And it was a guy that had
the tiniest penis I've ever seen it.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
That's the risky rough.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I don't want to sweater what are you doing with
that thimble?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I will never forget it was. It was shocking. It
was shocking. It was like you know those caps that
you put on like a like a when you put
a frosting on.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Oh no, cap? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Could tell really bad?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Did you have a poker face? Or could he tell you?
We're surprised.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I was drunk. I'm sure, so I don't think anything.
I think we were just like all. But I remember it,
but but that I remember vividly. The rest of it,
I don't remember it too much.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I had an ax that had probably the size of
like a pinky. Oh no, it was.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That's and that's sad because a guy can't really you can't,
really you can't. You could like you showed us, You're well,
you showed well. I don't know if you're supposed to.
We're supposed to say that friend of yours that you.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Showed, Oh that showed you?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah? Oh? Is that okay?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That we say that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So his friend got like what silicone injected into his
shaft and it looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It looks like a baked potato with like an elephant trunk.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
It is awful.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
It doesn't sound cute.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
No, no, and okay. Never have I ever done something
inappropriate in an uber Yes? I have no? Really no?
What mm hmmm okay, oh my god. Er well let's see.
(22:52):
Let me name the things. One time I had sex,
Oh god, One time I made out with a girl.
One time I oh, no, I've done naughty things in
(23:16):
that in that arena, in that arena, in that arena,
in that arena.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yes, wow, ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of all sluts.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Wait one more. I never ever have I ever lied
to my friends about a hookup?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Uh no, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Why would you? I mean, I don't think so? And
then what was it on? Or never have I ever
gone to class drunk?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh? Yes, no you have? Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
What? No? Claire and me, Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
When I was at San Diego State, me and two
buddies that were all studying together, he lived in clare Ormont,
and we were all studying, and they got the bright
idea to go down to TJ And I was like, no,
you guys have got to study. We had a final
the next morning, so I, like an idiot, brought my
school book with me so that I could study it
(24:15):
on the way to Mexico. We were partying down there.
The sun came up and were like, we have to
get to state now. Like we all drove from the
border to San Diego State and he promptly passed out
on his desk. Well, we were all trying to Oh,
(24:37):
we were so drunk. Oh my, I'm so drunk. That
was that was terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I've pulled it all nighter where I haven't slept. Have
you done that? Yeah, and gone to class that way.
Everybody's on that.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, but that's not drunk.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
That's not drunk. But Eric, Wow, Eric, Okay, let's see
Eric's fifteen. Claire, you're ten, I'm seventeen.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, like a sluts.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I wish I wish I had a sash for you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I know, I know. And with that, well, listen the podcast,
I guess right.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Isn't there anything else you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I'm done?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh are you?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Now that now that you've become the Queen of all.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Sluts, I am the Queen of all sluts, I am done.
I am going to go. I'm going to get on
my throne, which is the couch. I'm going to get
no on my device. I'm going to get on my
app because I be hungry and somebody wants him do it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh, I thought you were talking about Tinder. Oh no,
she's all I'm hungry. I'm all, oh, not for food.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh no, okay, I know I'm not hungry for that.
I'm hungry for food anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
She's digmatized.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
She's just like, Oh my god, i'n't even digmatized in
a long time. I haven't looked at my hinge profile
in a long time. I need to do that. I'll
do that tonight too. I'm gonna do that tonight too.
I'm gonna okay, okay, just like you guys know.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's gonna be just like a shmorgasbord of sausage over here.
She's gonna order a sausage sandwich from door dash and
then just look at sausages on Tinder. Do you think, Hey,
I have a question for you. What before I forget,
have you had any more guys send you dick pics?
Just as I hello?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
No, No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Wow on there right now.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I was gonna say, do you guy, is this even?
Is this even a dare? Like? Do you dare me
to get a dick pic tonight? Do you think I
can get a dick pic tonight.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I think you can if you put your mind to it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
What about me?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Do you think from hinge? Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I thought you were asking if I was going to
get a ditic tonight. I'm all, hell.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
No, Do you think that I could get a digpic
with before midnight?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh? For sure?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Really guys that woul try Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Have you met men?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's how they say hello, Oh my god, are you
kidding me? Right now?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I see, I don't know now, I don't know if
I want to.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Laura is like, I'm sixty years old. I'm a Sunday
school I'm a Sunday school teacher, and I love long
walks on the beach and they're like just a dick pic.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Whenever I used to get a dig pic, I would
send it to Eric and he'd make like with I
don't know whatever made me. He made him into a snowman,
went into a candy cane, went into a butterfly.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I made one into the mister peanut with the monocle
in the top half wet, Remember the guy.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
We should do an art show.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
We should have a gal opening.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Oh my god, gallery opening of Dick pick.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I could get tens of sense for those. They're probably funny.
All right, that sent you the picture and he was
choking that thing like it owed him money. Like I
was like, gee, whiz, let go of that thing. Oh
my god, I hope I don't have it. Why are
(28:28):
you You're going to need it? It something?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You still have them? Yes, okay, because I probably do,
but I have no idea where they're. Okay, this is
our goal because we're in the studio, we're going to
open up a gallery. We're going to do a.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Gallery show tonight. My homework is I'm going to go
home and get them.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
All organized and categorized.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Your goal is to get a Dick pic and then
send it to me so that I can create art.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, okay, done.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I'll turn it into like a blood clot or something.
Oh god, oh gross.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Anyway, No, say something nicer before we end.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
And then you'll send it to me and it can
be the YouTube thumbnail.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh yeah, so make it into something more pretty than
a blood clot.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh how about a foot? It could be one of
the toes.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, some people are into that, that's true. A hand, No,
it'd be more creative. What time a turkey?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh yes, testive, because I know what the balls would be,
what they'd be? The thing at the turkey's neck A done?
Oh yeah, get me a dick pic.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I will do that with that. Love your podcast, Love
your podcast, Love you my sweet babies. Bye,
Hello, and welcome to Loria Kane after Dark. Is this
the week before Thanksgiving? Oh gosh, oh my gosh, how
did that happen? This is Eric Rimmer, Hi producer Claire
behind Mike. Are not from the mic? Or say hi?
I mean yes, there's Claire. There'd be Claire Hi clear, Okay,
(00:32):
So we I was starting to tell her what we
were going to talk about during this podcast. We were
going to play never have I ever? And then we
were gonna work the one who has done the most
things is the biggest slut and wins.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So then we started talking about this is all why
you were in the bathroom using the bathroom for like
thirty minutes? That is not true, well kind of close
twenty minutes at least, i'd say. Anyway, I said, what
are you a slut for?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What are you a slut for? And I am a
slut for door Dash?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Oh you.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I cannot stop doing that now. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I know, I know Laurener's seventeen dollars Boba's.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I know I know it's not economical. It's not something
I should be doing with my budget every night, right, However,
I work hard and when I come home I don't
like to cook. I don't cook. I don't. I don't
(01:46):
get pleasure or any kind of anything out of cooking.
I wish I did, I totally do. I wish I
knew how to cook. I don't. I feel like I
go into a kitchen and I'm blind.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So what you're saying is you don't go and doo
a kitchen and just start to shake because you're getting
the big oh, because you want to know, not at all.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So I order out all the time, and I just
think it's the most fun thing. It's the most decadent,
wonderful thing to have food delivered right to your front door.
And all of you do is open up your door
and boom anything you want, any restaurant, you want anything.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Nothing says happiness like lukewarm McDonald's front. Oh I got I.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Got Philippies Lasagnia delivered the other night.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh that was so good.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And then I had some fried rice tofu fried rice
delivered with boba from Asian Bistro.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And what was that about forty seven fifty?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, pretty much. I mean it's it's expensive. I mean,
clear you door dash right.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
More than I should. Okay, it's so seductive it is.
There's so many choice and I live in the future
and all I need to do is push buttons on
my little thing and then a peasant brings me chicken nugget.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, it's so oh my god, it's so true.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You just pushed a couple of buttons and then it's there,
and then it's paid for, and it's he's the person,
or he or she's tipped. Everything is good to go. Hey,
I doubled that. Do you have your double double door dashed?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've never done it?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh see what I'll do? Them go get my food
and then I have them stop by seven eleven and
get my like sparkling water, my celsius for the morning wow,
and some cookies.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That is disturbing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And so they come with two bags to the door
because I don't have the energy to get in my
damn car. Go to seven eleven. Myself wrong with me?
I know my brand new car. Anyway, So we're gonna
play never have I Ever? Now, usually this is we're.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Playing never have I Ever? And who's the biggest slut?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, this is what is. If we're going to keep points,
So whoever has the most points, whoever done, whoever has
done the most of these things is the biggest sled
and therefore wins the title.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Very competitive. I really hope I'm not the biggest slut.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, and we outroll playing. Never have I ever gone
one month without having sex?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well in your whole life, like let's say, let's say
post eighteen, Let like, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah I've gone a month, but yeah, yeah, okay, so
we all have Well, then that doesn't make us a slut.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's true. Our game is broken.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Immediately, this game is broken, but whatever, we each have
a point. Never have I ever peed into an empty bottle?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
See, I'm surprised by your answer, because.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Why I wasn't raised in a tab Well, there aren't.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
There are situations when you're on the road and maybe
you can't stop to pee and you have a convenient
device that allows you to point it into an empty
You got the reception, you have the have it to
do that. So you've never done that, you, Claire? No,
no o.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I don't have the equipment. I might have. Be incredibly difficult, It.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Be very very difficult. I even I think I bought
one of these? Why did I buy one of these?
One of those? She things? Where you like, it's like
a cup. But why I wasn't going on a road trip,
I wasn't going anywhere. Why did I think I needed
that like cup thing to go into like a bottle?
I don't know. Never have I ever FaceTime or zoomed
(06:05):
somebody while naked?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh my god? Like yes, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes for Eric Clara, of course, of course.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Have I zoomed or facetimed some I don't know? Yes,
I have lying, I'm lying, okay. Never have I ever
stolen silverware from a restaurant?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
No, no, yes, I'm very anti rule breaking.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You are, You're so good. I know you. I'll see,
and I'm all.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I would never want silverware in my house that one
hundred people of.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Your com you know. But like when you need a fork.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You well, that's what silverware stories are for.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
There's somebody that lives in this house that makes me
sometimes take like tuppatillo from a restaurant to get into
my person. No it's not Marie. It is not Marie. No,
it's the other one. And maybe a pepper shaker or two.
Oh god, And I know, I know it's bad. It's bad.
(07:12):
Never have I ever borrowed something from my roommate and
lost it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, for sure, I've done that.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You have for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I'm a horrible thief well with people's interpersonal In my
interpersonal relationship, I'm a terrible thief.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
On purpose thief or by accident thief.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm always like, I'll give it back, and then I
don't do that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Because on purpose or you just kind of forget. I
just forget you forget, Yeah, like a book or something.
You'll just be like, oh, clothes.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I definitely took my sister's clothes. Didn't give him back.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I've done that. Never have I ever been kicked out
of a party? Yes? Yes, hello? No? No, okay, okay,
so I'm the biggest slut so far. Okay. Never have
I ever slept with an ex?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Uh? No, that's why they're an ex.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yes, I guess so I get I'm giving you a yes,
that's a yes, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I you know know what I you know what? I
know your exes?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh? Wait, no, I have you have?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yes, I knew there was one in there somewhere. Yes,
I never have I ever had cops show up at
my door?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
No? Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Why did cops show up at your door?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
They thought I was having a party and I wasn't. Oh,
they were at the wrong place.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I think they showed up at my door because the
next door neighbors or the neighbor across the street had
been broken into and they wanted to interview me about.
Or they showed up when I when I got broken
into one two. Well, actually, there have been cops in
my dorm multiple times. Wow, there was that time when
(09:06):
I went to rehab. We won't talk about that, okay, okay.
Never have I ever pooped, not poop for more than
three days? Hell no, okay, so yes, for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh yeah, let me put on my big surprise face.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I know absolutely, Okay, yes, see.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It happened. Sometimes it happened. Sometimes you get like on
vacation day. Okay, yeah, mm hmmm, same. I don't poop
on vacation with you. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I wouldn't eat at all on vacation if I couldn't
poop it out.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
No, I swear it's weird though, Like when I was
with my mom for three days with my mom and
Junie Church and we ate, we ate a lot, and
I never felt full, I never felt gross. I never
felt bloated. I never felt anything, but nothing ever happened.
It's just like my body just shuts down and won't
let me do it in another place besides my my
(10:00):
own house.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So grumpy. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Never have I ever pregamed so hard that I missed
the main event?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Oh? Absolutely definitely anything to miss a sport problem, I've
done that.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No. No, like pregame meaning like you drank before a
party and you missed the event. It's not right. We're
not talking about an actual game. Oh, We're talking about
like like an event, like you you drank too much
before you actually had to go to an office party
and you missed the whole office party because you were
(10:33):
too drunk because you didn't make it there for me, Yes,
that was really bad you, Claire. No, okay, okay, okay.
Never have I ever refilled my parents alcohol with water?
Oh yes, I've done that.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh thank god?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Wow? No, okay, who's the alcoholic in this room? That
says a lot. Never have I ever had my car toad?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh? Hello, yes, on purpose?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, just I got it was toad This year. I
had it towed because I parked in somebody's spot when
I went to visit my friend Maggie.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Oh right, no I haven't.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You've never had your car toad? No, no, no, Oh
my god. It's awful and it costs a lot. It's
happened to me like three times.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
What done well?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Because one time I was driving a car that had
it wasn't my car, but they were letting me drive
this car a friend and the registration was not valid
and so they wouldn't let me drive the car away
when they pulled me over and they took it, and
then I had to go to the yard. You had
(11:50):
to take a taxi to get to the yard. In
the yard, you have to pay to get into the yard,
and it was after hours, so you have to pay extra.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh my god, it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Never have I ever. Oh, okay, okay, this is a
this is this is a role play one. Okay, you
have a British accent for the next ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Go okay, hip, yep, cheer and all those sorts of things.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That wasn't ten seconds darling.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh oh, I have to just keep going.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yes, do we sound like British people.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We have to end this thing soon because I'm flying
up to Santa Barbara to have dinner with Prince Harry
and what's her face?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Megan?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yes, Megan.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Do I sound British?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
No, it's totally devastating. Actually none of us sound British
at all.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh, it's all.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
British. Yes, but we all have to have really messed
up teeth. None of us have messed up to We don't.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We don't have yellow teeth. Never have I ever stopped
having sex to take a phone call.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I never have I ever been on two Tinder dates
in the same day.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
No, that sounds exhausting.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I height of my like slum, I had three Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah you did. He had a slut week that
was like unlike anything else, and it was not that
long ago. It was one week only and it was
in between boy friends.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It was bizarre and.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He went full on slut and then it all stopped.
And I've kind of wanted to do the same thing.
But then again, yeah, I don't that sounds horrible.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Again, I don't see anybody.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh, I just I just talked it all out.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Like, Yeah, dating is so hard because.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Of the talking and the getting to know and the
that's why you have I know you just get it.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
On right now, there's no talking.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Never have I ever cheated on a college exam? No,
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yes, but I did drop out, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay. So anyway, there we go. I'm still winning, by
the way. Oh okay, So now we all have to
go by our porn names. Okay for the rest of
the game. It's your street name that you grew up on,
and your favorite pets name.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, it's your favorite pet and then the street you
grew up on.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh so mine is Benji spar that's right.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And I'm Saki Rohnda.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That is really good, better than Pepper Germaine.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
As it's not like rural Route twenty two.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Peppers. Your her main is like in the sea like
category of forn.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
She's a real estate as.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Totally. Never have I ever had to hide in the
closet to avoid being caught by somebody?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, why? Why? What?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's a story for another time.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh did it involve sex at all? Did it involve nakedness?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Okay, enough said. Never have I ever told somebody I
love you well drunk? Yes, of course, of course, yes, yes,
and yes, okay. Never have I ever had my fake
ID taken away by a bouncer.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yes, I've never had a fake never have I.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh my god, we are so good. We are so
much better than we.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Are the Lord's children.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We are is the Devil's child because of his fake ID.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I wasn't even trying to use it to get into
a bar either.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Were you doing with what were you trying to.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Get into a nightclub?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Oh well, that's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh yeah, but I wasn't going to drink or anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Never have I ever decided to just not show up
for a date. Yes, what, you left somebody hanging? You
ghosted somebody?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yes? Well, okay, does this count? I was set up
on a date and it was so bad that I
said I had to go to the He showed up,
though I did. But then there's another time where I didn't. Well,
I said I was sick.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You know what I'm You're getting a point for that anyway.
Never have ever been cut off by a bartender?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
No, no, yep.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Never have I ever peed between two cars.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
A tail yes, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Never have I ever slid into someone's dem Yes.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
No, I guess I've never cold approached from a DM.
I've been on dating apps. That's not the same.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's not the same.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
No, have I done that?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
You know whose DM I want to slip into? And
it makes no sense of mine? Please?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
No, Oh, this is what this.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I made this announcement before you were here, Claire, and
I truly feel I truly feel like he is my soulmate.
I really do. And it's not for the funny.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You guys are gonna you're gonna freak out.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
And think this is the dumbest thing on the planet.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You probably go who you.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I know exactly. It's not because he's funny. It's not
because he's rich, it's not because he's famous. I just
feel like he would get me. And I love everything
he posts on Instagram. It's probably not even him posting
on Instagram even if I did. But I love Jim Cary. Oh,
I feel like he's my soulmate. That's beautiful, Thank you, Claire.
(18:00):
So I want to I want to slide into Jim
Carrey's d MS. But it's going to be like his assistant,
or it's gonna be as like his PR firm, right,
or it's gonna be his fan clubsecked. I want to,
you know what, I'm gonna dm M tonight. Wow, and
I'll let you know what happens next week. Okay, So
no for all of us, now, okay, never have a
(18:24):
you have okay, never have it? Oh? Because you saw
someone cute and you were like, oh m did you
Was it a stranger?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Uh? No?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Okay, so it was somebody that you acquaintance and then
you went in to try to get to know them better?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Did it work?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Did it? Do you end up like going out?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Did you end up like cooking up?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
No? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, there's a there's a distance.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh oh was this is this recently?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Not that right?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Never have I ever had sex with my friend's X. Yes,
oh Claire boom, Eric, you're with your friend's ex friend.
No have I No, I don't think I have. Never
have I ever thrown up on a complete strange yes?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No no, no, no, no, no no no. Who did
you throw up on?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I will never forget this as long as I live.
I went to an Indian restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh, this sounds or start off and.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I was with a group of people. I only knew
two of the people. And when you leave, they have
like this little bowl of like the it like neutralizes
the food or something, and it's kind of like minty
or don't I don't even know what it is. And
I took some of it and I put it in
(20:01):
my mouth and it did not agree, and I threw
up all over one of the people that I didn't
even know, and of course they thought I was probably
total trash. Oh I'm so embarrassed. Oh my gosh, Oh
so embarrassed. They had change there. It was like a
dry clean your clothes. I was so horrible.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Never have I ever quietly hooked up with someone while
my roommate was sleeping?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Absolutely, Yes, in college, for sure. And you cleric, come on, sure,
I mean not in the same room, okayious, not necessarily quietly?
You're quiet?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, they're the next yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And never have I ever had a one night stand? Yes, yes,
I have to, and it was awful. You've never had
a one night stand? You meet somebody in that that day?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Really, No, it's not my thing.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I hated it. And it was a guy that had
the tiniest penis I've ever seen it.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
That's the risky rough.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I don't want to sweater what are you doing with
that thimble?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I will never forget it was. It was shocking. It
was shocking. It was like you know those caps that
you put on like a like a when you put
a frosting on.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Oh no, cap? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Could tell really bad?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Did you have a poker face? Or could he tell you?
We're surprised.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I was drunk. I'm sure, so I don't think anything.
I think we were just like all. But I remember it,
but but that I remember vividly. The rest of it,
I don't remember it too much.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I had an ax that had probably the size of
like a pinky. Oh no, it was.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That's and that's sad because a guy can't really you can't,
really you can't. You could like you showed us, You're well,
you showed well. I don't know if you're supposed to.
We're supposed to say that friend of yours that you.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Showed, Oh that showed you?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah? Oh? Is that okay?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That we say that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So his friend got like what silicone injected into his
shaft and it looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It looks like a baked potato with like an elephant trunk.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
It is awful.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
It doesn't sound cute.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
No, no, and okay. Never have I ever done something
inappropriate in an uber Yes? I have no? Really no?
What mm hmmm okay, oh my god. Er well let's see.
(22:52):
Let me name the things. One time I had sex,
Oh god, One time I made out with a girl.
One time I oh, no, I've done naughty things in
(23:16):
that in that arena, in that arena, in that arena,
in that arena.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yes, wow, ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of all sluts.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Wait one more. I never ever have I ever lied
to my friends about a hookup?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Uh no, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Why would you? I mean, I don't think so? And
then what was it on? Or never have I ever
gone to class drunk?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh? Yes, no you have? Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
What? No? Claire and me, Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
When I was at San Diego State, me and two
buddies that were all studying together, he lived in clare Ormont,
and we were all studying, and they got the bright
idea to go down to TJ And I was like, no,
you guys have got to study. We had a final
the next morning, so I, like an idiot, brought my
school book with me so that I could study it
(24:15):
on the way to Mexico. We were partying down there.
The sun came up and were like, we have to
get to state now. Like we all drove from the
border to San Diego State and he promptly passed out
on his desk. Well, we were all trying to Oh,
(24:37):
we were so drunk. Oh my, I'm so drunk. That
was that was terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I've pulled it all nighter where I haven't slept. Have
you done that? Yeah, and gone to class that way.
Everybody's on that.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, but that's not drunk.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
That's not drunk. But Eric, Wow, Eric, Okay, let's see
Eric's fifteen. Claire, you're ten, I'm seventeen.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, like a sluts.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I wish I wish I had a sash for you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I know, I know. And with that, well, listen the podcast,
I guess right.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Isn't there anything else you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I'm done?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh are you?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Now that now that you've become the Queen of all.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Sluts, I am the Queen of all sluts, I am done.
I am going to go. I'm going to get on
my throne, which is the couch. I'm going to get
no on my device. I'm going to get on my
app because I be hungry and somebody wants him do it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh, I thought you were talking about Tinder. Oh no,
she's all I'm hungry. I'm all, oh, not for food.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh no, okay, I know I'm not hungry for that.
I'm hungry for food anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
She's digmatized.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
She's just like, Oh my god, i'n't even digmatized in
a long time. I haven't looked at my hinge profile
in a long time. I need to do that. I'll
do that tonight too. I'm gonna do that tonight too.
I'm gonna okay, okay, just like you guys know.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's gonna be just like a shmorgasbord of sausage over here.
She's gonna order a sausage sandwich from door dash and
then just look at sausages on Tinder. Do you think, Hey,
I have a question for you. What before I forget,
have you had any more guys send you dick pics?
Just as I hello?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
No, No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Wow on there right now.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I was gonna say, do you guy, is this even?
Is this even a dare? Like? Do you dare me
to get a dick pic tonight? Do you think I
can get a dick pic tonight.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I think you can if you put your mind to it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
What about me?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Do you think from hinge? Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I thought you were asking if I was going to
get a ditic tonight. I'm all, hell.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
No, Do you think that I could get a digpic
with before midnight?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh? For sure?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Really guys that woul try Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Have you met men?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's how they say hello, Oh my god, are you
kidding me? Right now?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I see, I don't know now, I don't know if
I want to.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Laura is like, I'm sixty years old. I'm a Sunday
school I'm a Sunday school teacher, and I love long
walks on the beach and they're like just a dick pic.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Whenever I used to get a dig pic, I would
send it to Eric and he'd make like with I
don't know whatever made me. He made him into a snowman,
went into a candy cane, went into a butterfly.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I made one into the mister peanut with the monocle
in the top half wet, Remember the guy.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
We should do an art show.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
We should have a gal opening.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Oh my god, gallery opening of Dick pick.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I could get tens of sense for those. They're probably funny.
All right, that sent you the picture and he was
choking that thing like it owed him money. Like I
was like, gee, whiz, let go of that thing. Oh
my god, I hope I don't have it. Why are
(28:28):
you You're going to need it? It something?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You still have them? Yes, okay, because I probably do,
but I have no idea where they're. Okay, this is
our goal because we're in the studio, we're going to
open up a gallery. We're going to do a.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Gallery show tonight. My homework is I'm going to go
home and get them.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
All organized and categorized.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Your goal is to get a Dick pic and then
send it to me so that I can create art.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, okay, done.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I'll turn it into like a blood clot or something.
Oh god, oh gross.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Anyway, No, say something nicer before we end.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
And then you'll send it to me and it can
be the YouTube thumbnail.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh yeah, so make it into something more pretty than
a blood clot.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh how about a foot? It could be one of
the toes.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, some people are into that, that's true. A hand, No,
it'd be more creative. What time a turkey?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh yes, testive, because I know what the balls would be,
what they'd be? The thing at the turkey's neck A done?
Oh yeah, get me a dick pic.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I will do that with that. Love your podcast, Love
your podcast, Love you my sweet babies. Bye,
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