November 18, 2025 • 34 mins
We freak the heck out about what AI says about each of us on the show.
Erik has a complete and utter road-rage event that’ll drop your jaw to the floor!
And Erik rounds it all out with his Double D Showbiz news including our thoughts on the whole Britney Spears-Kardashian sleepover! And we check in with Auntie Doo Doo about her Ariana Grande thoughts! Omg.
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Erik has a complete and utter road-rage event that’ll drop your jaw to the floor!
And Erik rounds it all out with his Double D Showbiz news including our thoughts on the whole Britney Spears-Kardashian sleepover! And we check in with Auntie Doo Doo about her Ariana Grande thoughts! Omg.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lisa, Lisa, just wait until we're halfway into the podcast.
I'm gonna you're gonna flip out. Hi, Jody, Hi, Jody, Hi,
Joey full.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. How are
you guys doing. I'm Laura Kane. This is my co
host Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I think you hate me today.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think you do?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well. It would be helpful if you put your mouth
close to the microphone first we can hear me. Just mine,
you're you have Okay. He came into the show tonight
with the attitude of I'm the talent.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I did not nuts every night.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
So like the microphone closer to your freaking mouth so
we can hear lean into it, so we can hear you.
There we go, There we go. People are commenting on
your shirt. Your shirt is so good.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
My face okay, that's been my face all day.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay. Now, first of all, I wanted to talk about something.
Oh wait, and we I want to introduce producer Claire.
What's up? Producer Claire? Thank you. I want to say
I'm sorry for you guys about the sound for the
last couple of episodes. It's not Claire's fault. No, Claire's
(01:21):
not your fault. It's just we've just had a couple
of kinks, a couple of little monsters in the system.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Little kinky, little.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Kinky, kinky kinky. But hopefully everything is smooth now, hopefully
we can hear everything is good on YouTube, everything is
good everywhere else. And okay, so I pulled up AI
is scary. I'm telling you. Let me I is freaking scary.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's part of my story.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, I just all I did was I typed in,
give me a good topic of to talkalk about for
my funny trendy podcast. It already knew our names.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It already knew like it must have gotten the video
off of YouTube, or it must have analyzed some kind
of video. But here's they've analyzed this already, the three
I have that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So weird that you looked it up because I looked
it up last night too.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh my god. Okay, this is what they say about me, Laura,
the AI truth. You're the friend everyone calls when they
need emotional CPR, but you also somehow cause the crisis
because you overshare loudly. Oh okay, what a shot? Hello,
your toxic trait trait. You apologize way too much, do
(02:42):
I for things like sorry for breathing so loudly? Do
I say sorry a lot? I don't want to be
that person.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I know that we've covered that in a previous episode.
And you do too.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I know. And let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just wait, okay, and then my superpower or my toxic No,
my superpower is turning everything trauma, chaos, errans into content true, true,
and brutal truth. You're ninety eight percent sure you're the
older sister, but you act like the youngest and we
all know it. It's so true. Like I act like
I'm older, I'm younger than my sister Jenny, and she's
(03:22):
actually three years younger than me. Oh my god. Okay,
so here's Eric, that you're bossy, No, that I act younger.
I act like I'm not as mature as she is.
Oh Eric, the ai truth. Eric shows love by roasting
people aggressively like it's an Olympic sport. True toxic trait.
(03:44):
Refuses to wear underwear, and somehow brings this up weekly.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I don't bring it up. Well, it's wrong with this
as up.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Unfortunately, your superpower can turn any celebrity encounter into basically
best friends. Now, true, you do do that, true, brutal truth.
He did serve delicious double d news, but he also
served drama you always do every single podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Just wait, Claire, I've got two back to backstories for you.
You better just buckle up.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm gonna put my sepul down.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, but let me read the first one. I'll just
tell you this. I thought I was starting to turn
over a new leaf and be more z en.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Fuck that I lost my Oh gosh, is this a
customer service thing?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Okay, okay, okay, this is me. Okay, huge dick a
huge No, not that kind, dude, I'm talking road rage.
Whoa Okay, wait wait wait stop. We gotta do Claire
and then we'll get to your story.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Hold on, buckle up.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Claire is twenty three, but has the energy of somebody
who lives on Celsius chaos and impulse purchases.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wait, that's Laura.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I know, a toxic trait. She says she's fine while
buying something insane on Amazon. Well, the only day it
has to go off is us talking about my juggling balls.
That's all it has. That that's what that is it
has very little info on you. Yeah, so far. So
that's what's going on. Your superpower gen z intuition. She
(05:24):
can smell a lie, a vibe shift, a midlife crisis
from forty feet away. Brutal truth. The onion has layers,
but most of them are feral feral. A second, Okay,
Eric Rimmer, what the hell happened?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Which one do you want to hear first?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, let's hear the road ragee event.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So Friday, I had someone when we were watching a
movie and I was like, let's get pizza, and so
we went to Philippies down in a mission valley.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
There's one a mission valley. Yeah, there's a Philippies and
mission valley where.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
The Black Ankus used to be.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So I'm backing out and there was a so there
was back to back like this. So the person behind
me was backing out. So I waited and then I
started backing out. And as I was backing out, I
see somebody in a big, huge F one fifty. It's
always a big Ford F one fifty right flying around
(06:35):
the corner and he slams on his brakes. Now I'm
doing nothing wrong. I'm just backing out of my parking
spot with a full right to do it. There was
no one around. I waited, so I'm backing up and
I had to like stop what I was doing because
I didn't want him to rear end me. So he
lays on his horn and then leans out the window
and flips me off and goes you, and I'm all up.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh, you're not going to take this sit down game on.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
So he whips by me, like cuts me off, whips
by me and is now in front of me, leaving
the strip mall to get on Friar's Road. So I
crawl up behind him. I just lay on my horn.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's just like Bob gosh Eric.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So he goes and then we wind up at the
same stop.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Lit that's the worst you have to confront them.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So my friend's window is down, so he leans out
and he goes, oh, baby, is everything okay? And I said, yeah,
everything's fine. I said, is everything okay with you? Baby?
And he's like the fuck and I go it doesn't
look it looks like you don't know how to drive,
and I'm all, so fuck you. Then he says calls
(07:55):
me the other F word, because of course if anybody
sees two guys sitting together that, well, that's horrible, And
I said jealous, I said, why don't you go home
and fuck your sister?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh? What's God?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Then Eric, what that's so terrible? My friend starts filming him,
and of course then he was like, of course, rolls
up his window and won't look at us.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh so you won, Yeah, you won, asshole.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
If you're listening, you're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Eric, Eric, Now look.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I lost my shop. I was like, first of all,
I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I already screaming at you. Eric. What Literally you could
have been killed somebody that drives an F one. There's
a good chance, a really good chance they have a firearm.
Oh yeah in the glove compartment.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, in hindsight, probably not the best thing to do,
you know, So we could have been doing this podcast hospital.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's so crazy that he like went to baby Voice.
Why did he go to?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Don't know, but it was so weird. That is just like,
shut up, God, what a dork.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Listen to what happened to me? What I went to?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I was with my mom and Gidi Church, who was
on the show last week, and uh.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
By the way, what. I got so many d MS
about her.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
She is. I know we might have to call her
later again to recap the week. But anyway, So I
went into this gas station in Palm Desert and I
was wearing my my Casino bag, which is basically my
little like party purse, which is like a like a
bum bag, but it says it's fake. It's a Supreme
(09:47):
on it, and it's black. It's just basic, right. So
I walk into the AMPM or whatever, and this young
guy goes, oh, you like that brand. I'm like, what Supreme.
He's like yeah. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I like it,
and he goes, oh, that's a young person's brand. I'm like,
(10:09):
so what do you say? Because you take it as
take it as you want, take it as you want.
He said something like that, take it as you see
it or something like that. So basically, this dude said,
I'm too old to be sporting a Supreme bumbag or
anything of a Supreme on it. And then I'm old.
(10:32):
That dude called me old. No I didn't. I was
in shock. I'm like, I didn't particularly look horrific that day.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It didn't look terrible, and without makeup on, you do look.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I had makeup on. Well, I had makeup on, and
I looked decent. I was. I was just I was
getting gas on the way to take my mom back
to her house. That was I'm called for. I was
so mad. I was like, ah, but anyway, so that
was my big Lisa.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
She was like, oh, no, I know it's horrifying.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well that's not very nice.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
No, that was very rude. And I don't think that
Supreme is a young person's brand or an old person's brand,
or in any person's brand, or in any gender brand.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So there, you should have made fun of the gran
animals he was wearing.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, I didn't even you know what. I was like.
It was a big blur because I was so upset.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh my god, I was so upset.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
But anyway, okay, what's your next story? What happened?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
So?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh god? So you know you and I are mouth breathers?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Where are we snore? Where we mouth? We didn't know it,
but we do.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We don't.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We're mouth breathing.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're gonna be perfect for each other when we're old.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Flies, We're gonna like come into our mouths.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Spiders At that point, I'll have one of those seatpath
machines that just big elephants. I just look like that
a lean monsters attached itself to my face. God can't
wait for that. So I went and saw Running Man
last night, which I'll talk about in Hollywood. Glenn Powell,
who's that? Who cares?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah? Oh okay, God, anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's one of these movies where the entire theater there's
a scene in there, and the entire theater was like
like you could hear everybody collectively just sigh. And I
was one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was pretty spectacular. So I came home and went
to bed, and I woke up at four o'clock this morning.
So I've been up since four?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Why why did you wake up? Sorts?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I couldn't breathe, and it was one of those things
where the rattling in my throat was so loud it
woke me up because you could feel it. It was
like somebody was using my ovula as a punching bag.
You know what the uvula is? It that disgusting that
hangs down the back. So it was literally somebody was
(13:07):
in there like So it woke me up. So I
got up and got a glass of water, and I
went back to bed, and that didn't help. It just
seemed to make things work worse. So I started coughing
and coughing and coughing, and I couldn't catch my breath.
Like I was like, oh no, this is my worst nightmare.
(13:28):
This is where I'm going to drop dead.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What was happening?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I didn't know. I had no clue. I was freaking out.
And usually a calm one in not these last two situations.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But yeah, usually he's the calm one.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, not in these situations. And so I was like,
oh my god, what do I do? So I had
my phone and I'm typing in to chat GPT, like
I feel like something stuck in my throat but I
can swallow, but I can't. I don't know what's happening.
It feels like something's stopped by there. So all of
a sudden, this huge thing of blood comes up. Oh no,
(14:10):
and I'm all, holy what is that?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
This isn't this isn't. This is a horror movie. So
now I am a horror film.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah. It was like the size of like a nickel.
So I'm like, oh no, So I chat GPT comes
back with oh it's you.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Went directly to chat GBC.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, school, Yeah, I went straight to chat GPT. So
it says, oh, you have the symptoms of blah blah
blah blah blah. And I'm like, well, what is that?
And they said, it's something where you can get a
It's like a a reaction to something like either food
or a spice or an oil, and it will. And
(14:55):
if you're a mouth breather and your throat dries out,
it exasperates, it's the problem, exacerbates the problem. Sorry did
I say exast whatever?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, we know what you meant.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Exacerbates exactserbates the problem, whatever, and makes it a hundred
times worse. So the CHATTYBT says, take your phone light
and look down your throat. So I've got my phone light,
I'm looking down my throat and it says, if your
ovula is bright red and swollen, that's what this is.
My ovula was the size of a cocktail, frank, and
(15:32):
it went all the way down. I couldn't even see me.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So it's like I'm all, oh my god. Then I
really start to panic. I'm like, now what do I do?
So I'm like, what should I do? So it says,
heat up water if you have honey, do hot water
and honey because it'll start to shrink it. So I'm
(15:56):
heating up water, putting in honey.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Are you having a hard time breathing through this whole process?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
But I couldn't stop because it kept tickling my throat.
I was way down here. Oh, So I was like,
oh my god, this is the worst. So I'm gargling.
And when I would put my head back and gargle,
it felt fine. So I do that for like twenty minutes.
And so then it's like, well, you can't lay flat.
You have to lace sleep sitting up. So I've got
(16:23):
all the pills on my bed propped up and I'm
literally sitting straight up. I somehow managed to fall back
asleep for like an hour, and I was like, what
about the blood? What about the blood? And they're like, well,
when you're coughing like that, your throat can get irritated
and you can have a like a blood clot come up. Oh,
which was so gross. So I fall asleep. I wake up,
(16:46):
I have some more water. I heat up more hot
water with honey, and then I took a benadrill and
I called my doctor's office first thing this morning, and
they called me back and they're like, yeah, that's exactly
what you have, Like exactly what chat GPT told me.
(17:07):
So he's like, you have to get this in this
and now I have to take I had to order
him on Amazon. These It's a pill that you It
adheres to your gum and it causes you to salivate.
So I can't even imagine what my sheets are going
to look like in the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Drooler now instead of a mouth breather, you'd.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Be like, yeah, but it'll it prevents you from getting
dry throat. And I was like, that's the first time
that's ever happened. It was so they haven't come yet, no,
or they'll be here tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
My god.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah. But one of my friends had some really, so
she gave me some. Yeah, so I hopefully won't be
in that.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
So you're going to do it tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, but I couldn't even talk this morning, like I
was like, how am I going to do the podcast?
Like I couldn't even talk.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Let me see your u vila now, Okay, it looks
normal to me.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, it's normal.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It looks normal. It's a little red, it's a little
like little like punchy baggy. But yeah you're good. Yeah
you feel better?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Oh yeah, I feel that is freaky.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
God, and you live alone? Like, what are you supposed
to do? I'm not gonna need to get your life alert.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Probably you're gonna be first of contact, so you better
answer your phone.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
No, you need that thing where you like just press.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
The button on. I'm gonna need a ring just so
I can just point media. Seriously, was so freaky.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh my gosh, well what is going on in huh Lee?
What beg? Bay? Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
That was right. So Brittany had an evening out with
Kim and Chloe?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Do we have them?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
As?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
There we go?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
That's what I was where we go?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yes, I didn't hear the words double D news?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh is this the moment?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I know?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
She was looking at me with these big deer eyes
like I'm like, oh, what was I supposed to say?
I didn't say the right words double D news, double
D time, double D baby. Yes, I saw that, and okay,
so explain.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So hopefully the Kardashians can turn her around.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Okay, what do you think about this whole thing with
Britney Spears laying down in the bed with Chloe and
Kim and they're just chilling out. It looks like they're
having a great time, just the girls and they're just
like in their sweats, like no makeup or whatever, having fun.
But what is this? Is this a publicity thing? Is
(19:56):
this like a Kardashian We're so cool thing? Is this
truly we're gonna help Britney thing? What is it?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
You know? I don't know, but you know what I
was really pissed off about. What is that Chloe did
not call me and invite me to the sleepover? Oh,
because we the four of us, would have had a
good time, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
But Brittany, man, why didn't they like get their stylist
over there to like comb her hair out or like
do her making.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You see the other video where she was teaching the
kids how to dance or whatever. She had the British accent.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
No, I didn't say I saw I saw part of
the dancing. But the kids they're having fun. Yeah, so
this was just like a one night thing.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I didn't even know they were friends, you know, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I don't know. What do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Do you think, like, well, listen, if they can turn
her around because I don't think they're big drinkers, and
I know they don't do drugs and stuff like that.
Maybe they can whip her into shape.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm rooting for Brittany.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I of course I am too. I just hope this
isn't some like thing that only benefit it's them, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Me too. So guess who got robbed over the weekend.
Kathy Hilton, then Sutton Strack, Oh no os A, Beverly Hills. Yeah,
they came through the kitchen windows and robbed them of
how much? Uh, it hasn't been determined yet.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
So somebody snaked through their kitchen window. That is so scary.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I know, it's super.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Have you ever been robbed?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No knock on Wedd's Okay, one time, my god.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
The kids were like in junior high school and I
picked them up from school and we were living here
in this place and I opened up the door and
it was like I unlocked the door and I tried
to open it, and it was like there was something
in the way. I'm like, what's going on? Why can't
I open the door? Why can't I have the door?
So I pushed it and my suitcase was sitting there
(21:55):
because I used to keep my suitcases in this like
back closet over here, like what's my suitcase doing in
the middle of the floor. And then all of a
sudden I realized I look around and everything is topsy turvy.
Everything has gone through, every drawer has gone through, TVs
are gone. What else was gone? All my jewelry, all
(22:19):
the jewelry that my mom had like and my grandma
had given to me and headed down to me. Gone.
All my real gold and real diamond stuff gone, gone, gone, gone.
And some guy came in through the bathroom window, not
the kitchen window, but the bathroom window, I guess. And
(22:40):
because I think, I think they ended up catching him
because he was wearing some like some really somebody saw
him like scowed out. He's wearing like fluorescent yellow, Like
if you're gonna rub a house, don't wear floresta yellow.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I mean, come on, amateur.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I know, totally amateur, but and giving my stuff, I
know exactly, So that sucks. Anyway, what else.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Did you see the footage of the guy who grabbed
onto Ariana Grande on the red carpet for the Wicked premiere? No,
so I apparently this isn't the first time he's done it.
But man, I am telling you, we all need a
friend like Cynthia Rivo. Okay, she sprung in so fast,
(23:27):
and I wouldn't tangle with her for all that she
looks like she could rip you in.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Halfa That gives me pause because I have to turn
on the bluetooth because we have to call Auntie.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Because she hates Ariana Grande?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh hate?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh no, and she described her in the funniest It's
so horrible. It's so awful. Oh no, I know, I know,
I know, I know. Well keep do you have a
couple more things? Okay, let me let me get this
under control here.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
So since I last saw you, I saw some great movies.
I saw Predator bad Lands, which was Have you seen it?
It was fantastic? Did you like it? It was fun? Yeah,
it was really fun.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Creditor. Why would you go see that because it was fun?
Creditor bad Lands?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
I mean? What?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Whatever the new Running Man?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, what's that about.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It's a remake of the old Arnold Schwarzeninger movie about
a guy who joins this game show to save his
family from financial Ruin. It was great. And let me
tell you, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Powell is so he is the new hot guy.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Oh my goodness, yeah it was. It was a full
of action. It was great. It's not your movie at all.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
So then on Saturday night I watched the new Frankenstein.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh I.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Love that.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That was so good. I haven't finished yet. I only
got to the par art where he's with the girl.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Okay, it it is great.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I loved that Frankenstein. Yeah, and for some reason, I
know it's there. They have the same last name. But
for some reason, I kept waiting for beneath you or
to pop up. Oh yeah, wow, I thought he was
Frankenstein for the longest time time. I know, I know,
(25:29):
I just got confused. I got confused.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You're so cute. So I watched three New Series two.
I got through almost the entire thing. Okay, have you
seen lout No with Maya Rudolph. It is on Apple TV.
It is fricking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
So she plays a woman that is married to a
billionaire and he dumps her and she inherits one of
the companies and knows nothing about how to run it. Okay,
So it's it's like a female ted Lasso and it
is a riot.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Okay, I love her.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Palm Royal just started with Kristen Wig.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I couldn't get into it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
On Apple, it's hard to get into.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I could not. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
And but it is good. On Netflix, is the Beast
in Me? Oh I saw that, which is great.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh my god, and I am way.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Way late to the party. But if you guys haven't
seen it, it's on Apple as well. It is with
Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon's The Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh it is so isn't it the best? Oh my god,
I'm surprised it's taking you this time.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I know I suck.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Okay, now we're calling Auntie Doodoo. Okay, okay, Oh my god,
Oh gosh, she's got to be Oh this might be
a really bad idea. This might be a really bad idea.
You guys, hop over to YouTube so.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
You can hear.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's before gummy time.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I'm going to set the stage.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Watch it takes a red she's she has a bad back.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Got my other kid?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Hi, baby cakes?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Oh high, sweet heart? How are you?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh no, Well, listen.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I've still got that.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Do you want me when I see you? Do you
want me to give you a massage?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yes, absolutely perfect, I'll bring my loin cloth, Auntie, do
so wait a minute, Oh wait, I.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Have a question for you. When I'm there in Palm
Springs next week. Yes, I have tickets to a show.
It's super exclusive. Oh and you have to come because
you will be the best person to go with.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
What's the show and where is it?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's t iim Palm Springs. We're going to see Ariana Grande.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Oh that skinny ditch, Auntie.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Please please, for Eric, please give the description that you.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Like a farming, starving dog in the city of.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
She was thinking, she looks like a starving dog in
Tijuana laying on the street because she's so skinny and
skin and bones. She was I can't stand seeing those
bones sticking out of her her shoulders and stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Attractive. Oh my god, sorry for her, Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
My gosh, that was so funny. But we had fun,
didn't we We had a good time. I'm sorry that
you're back starts.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yes, are you coming up next week? You know you're
going to be at your mama.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I'm going to be at my Mama's. But Eric will
be with you, so that'll be getting Yes, we're.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Going to go to Lulu's.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh really so fun?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yes you you? Yeah, don't bail on Anti Doodoo. That's
because she's counting on it.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I know. Okay, And if if your back hurts, I'll
carry you. Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Oh right, No, I don't. I don't like to drive
down there at night.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, this will be during the day.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Oh it's during the day.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah. Remember, we're going to go at like one thirty
or two so we can find parking.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Oh so you want to go to Lulu's first? And
when is this show with a skinny girl?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I was just kidding about that.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Oh thank god I was not seeing her. What does
she do other than I don't know what she does? God?
She be so damn ugly.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh my god. Okay, here, Anti do do you guys?
You uh, definitely get in contact with each other. I'm
going to get her number from you. Okay, Well you
have her number.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I think I probably do.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
What day?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
What day? I think it's gonna be a Friday?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Next Friday.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yes, do you have plans?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Shout?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You don't have plans? Anti do do do you she's
having Thanksgiving dinner with a farmer?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Oh no, I don't have any phone number. Just a
crying shame.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's a crying shame.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Let me look at.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
She's not like she's down in a hole.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Are you in the are you in a bar? A
bomb shelter?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
We're on speaker, aren't we.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
She's just she's down there.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
You mean you mean the dance for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Oh cool?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, all right, right, well you'll I'll give him, I'll
give him your number and you guys can make that happen.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
That'll be my number. Yeah, you have my number?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Eric, No, I don't in my phone, but I'll make
sure he has it. Don't worry, because.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Why don't you drive down here after your dinner on
Thursday and just come down for the for lunch at
Blue Loose and then go back to MEZ.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
That could be cool.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You know what's going to happen. We're all going to
wind up in jail.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
We're all going to wind up in the casino. Oh
my god, Eric, Eric, Gate's a casino.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I'm going to wind up turning tricks on like Palm
Canyon Drive.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh okay, and you do do all right, that is
a great idea, and.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
That is a superb I love that.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I love that. I love that.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
I love it. It's like an hour and fifteen minutes
from here.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
That everybody's going to be like shopping anyway, So and
I don't do that. I don't do I don't do
Black Friday.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, who's gonna do shopping?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No one, I'm not oh shit, no not me, no
no no anyway. Well, I love you.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I love you too, and I love you Eric, I
love you really know us. If I don't tell her first.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I know I do.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I get super super but I know the truth anti doodoo.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
So it's okay your secret say okay, that sounds fantastic.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
I would love to do that. Perfect serving the day.
I'm more than happy.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Perfect Okay, thank you, I love you, Okay, okay, bye
bye bye.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Oh my god. It was so funny because she saw
that we were watching of course Fox News, that's all
she watches, like twenty four seven, Oh boy, And there
would be like I guess there's some like wicked thing
coming out like at the end of like in a
couple of days, like Wicked reimagined or something I don't know,
(33:11):
and she's a horring on Grande, who is beautiful. She's
with an incredible voice, the voice of a god. And
she's like, oh my god, that girl is horrible. I
hate her. She looks like a dog that's been left
(33:32):
and die in the streets of Tejuana. That is the
worst thing I've ever heard. Dude, You're so horrible.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I ever meet Arian. I'm not gonna tell her that.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
No, she's not like that at all. It's just beautiful. Anyway,
do you have an Oh? Okay, yeah, I watched that
same show that you watched. That was good. That was great,
and I forgot what Sean watching about. Well, i'll tell
you next next show because it's time to go. We're
gonna play or have I everten? Next podcast next for
Thursday and another fun game that I pulled out of
(34:06):
my bag of tricks. Oh really, yeah, to get to know?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, I am just moist with anticipation.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
So why did you say the M word? That was
not okay? Anyway, you guys, Thank you so much for watching.
Thank you so much for listening. You guys love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
You know I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
See Claire, this is Claire.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
It's like our little family is so cute.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
See Claire is is in radio. She knows when it's
time to cut, she knows when it's time to wrap
bowl around it and like get out. Yeah, and you
do not have that ability.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
What if I said, love your podcast, love you
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Missy babies, bye, thank you,
Lisa, Lisa, just wait until we're halfway into the podcast.
I'm gonna you're gonna flip out. Hi, Jody, Hi, Jody, Hi,
Joey full.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. How are
you guys doing. I'm Laura Kane. This is my co
host Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I think you hate me today.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think you do?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well. It would be helpful if you put your mouth
close to the microphone first we can hear me. Just mine,
you're you have Okay. He came into the show tonight
with the attitude of I'm the talent.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I did not nuts every night.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
So like the microphone closer to your freaking mouth so
we can hear lean into it, so we can hear you.
There we go, There we go. People are commenting on
your shirt. Your shirt is so good.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
My face okay, that's been my face all day.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay. Now, first of all, I wanted to talk about something.
Oh wait, and we I want to introduce producer Claire.
What's up? Producer Claire? Thank you. I want to say
I'm sorry for you guys about the sound for the
last couple of episodes. It's not Claire's fault. No, Claire's
(01:21):
not your fault. It's just we've just had a couple
of kinks, a couple of little monsters in the system.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Little kinky, little.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Kinky, kinky kinky. But hopefully everything is smooth now, hopefully
we can hear everything is good on YouTube, everything is
good everywhere else. And okay, so I pulled up AI
is scary. I'm telling you. Let me I is freaking scary.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's part of my story.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, I just all I did was I typed in,
give me a good topic of to talkalk about for
my funny trendy podcast. It already knew our names.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It already knew like it must have gotten the video
off of YouTube, or it must have analyzed some kind
of video. But here's they've analyzed this already, the three
I have that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So weird that you looked it up because I looked
it up last night too.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh my god. Okay, this is what they say about me, Laura,
the AI truth. You're the friend everyone calls when they
need emotional CPR, but you also somehow cause the crisis
because you overshare loudly. Oh okay, what a shot? Hello,
your toxic trait trait. You apologize way too much, do
(02:42):
I for things like sorry for breathing so loudly? Do
I say sorry a lot? I don't want to be
that person.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I know that we've covered that in a previous episode.
And you do too.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I know. And let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just wait, okay, and then my superpower or my toxic No,
my superpower is turning everything trauma, chaos, errans into content true, true,
and brutal truth. You're ninety eight percent sure you're the
older sister, but you act like the youngest and we
all know it. It's so true. Like I act like
I'm older, I'm younger than my sister Jenny, and she's
(03:22):
actually three years younger than me. Oh my god. Okay,
so here's Eric, that you're bossy, No, that I act younger.
I act like I'm not as mature as she is.
Oh Eric, the ai truth. Eric shows love by roasting
people aggressively like it's an Olympic sport. True toxic trait.
(03:44):
Refuses to wear underwear, and somehow brings this up weekly.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I don't bring it up. Well, it's wrong with this
as up.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Unfortunately, your superpower can turn any celebrity encounter into basically
best friends. Now, true, you do do that, true, brutal truth.
He did serve delicious double d news, but he also
served drama you always do every single podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Just wait, Claire, I've got two back to backstories for you.
You better just buckle up.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm gonna put my sepul down.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, but let me read the first one. I'll just
tell you this. I thought I was starting to turn
over a new leaf and be more z en.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Fuck that I lost my Oh gosh, is this a
customer service thing?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Okay, okay, okay, this is me. Okay, huge dick a
huge No, not that kind, dude, I'm talking road rage.
Whoa Okay, wait wait wait stop. We gotta do Claire
and then we'll get to your story.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Hold on, buckle up.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Claire is twenty three, but has the energy of somebody
who lives on Celsius chaos and impulse purchases.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wait, that's Laura.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I know, a toxic trait. She says she's fine while
buying something insane on Amazon. Well, the only day it
has to go off is us talking about my juggling balls.
That's all it has. That that's what that is it
has very little info on you. Yeah, so far. So
that's what's going on. Your superpower gen z intuition. She
(05:24):
can smell a lie, a vibe shift, a midlife crisis
from forty feet away. Brutal truth. The onion has layers,
but most of them are feral feral. A second, Okay,
Eric Rimmer, what the hell happened?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Which one do you want to hear first?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, let's hear the road ragee event.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So Friday, I had someone when we were watching a
movie and I was like, let's get pizza, and so
we went to Philippies down in a mission valley.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
There's one a mission valley. Yeah, there's a Philippies and
mission valley where.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
The Black Ankus used to be.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So I'm backing out and there was a so there
was back to back like this. So the person behind
me was backing out. So I waited and then I
started backing out. And as I was backing out, I
see somebody in a big, huge F one fifty. It's
always a big Ford F one fifty right flying around
(06:35):
the corner and he slams on his brakes. Now I'm
doing nothing wrong. I'm just backing out of my parking
spot with a full right to do it. There was
no one around. I waited, so I'm backing up and
I had to like stop what I was doing because
I didn't want him to rear end me. So he
lays on his horn and then leans out the window
and flips me off and goes you, and I'm all up.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh, you're not going to take this sit down game on.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
So he whips by me, like cuts me off, whips
by me and is now in front of me, leaving
the strip mall to get on Friar's Road. So I
crawl up behind him. I just lay on my horn.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's just like Bob gosh Eric.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So he goes and then we wind up at the
same stop.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Lit that's the worst you have to confront them.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So my friend's window is down, so he leans out
and he goes, oh, baby, is everything okay? And I said, yeah,
everything's fine. I said, is everything okay with you? Baby?
And he's like the fuck and I go it doesn't
look it looks like you don't know how to drive,
and I'm all, so fuck you. Then he says calls
(07:55):
me the other F word, because of course if anybody
sees two guys sitting together that, well, that's horrible, And
I said jealous, I said, why don't you go home
and fuck your sister?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh? What's God?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Then Eric, what that's so terrible? My friend starts filming him,
and of course then he was like, of course, rolls
up his window and won't look at us.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh so you won, Yeah, you won, asshole.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
If you're listening, you're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Eric, Eric, Now look.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I lost my shop. I was like, first of all,
I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I already screaming at you. Eric. What Literally you could
have been killed somebody that drives an F one. There's
a good chance, a really good chance they have a firearm.
Oh yeah in the glove compartment.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, in hindsight, probably not the best thing to do,
you know, So we could have been doing this podcast hospital.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's so crazy that he like went to baby Voice.
Why did he go to?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Don't know, but it was so weird. That is just like,
shut up, God, what a dork.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Listen to what happened to me? What I went to?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I was with my mom and Gidi Church, who was
on the show last week, and uh.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
By the way, what. I got so many d MS
about her.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
She is. I know we might have to call her
later again to recap the week. But anyway, So I
went into this gas station in Palm Desert and I
was wearing my my Casino bag, which is basically my
little like party purse, which is like a like a
bum bag, but it says it's fake. It's a Supreme
(09:47):
on it, and it's black. It's just basic, right. So
I walk into the AMPM or whatever, and this young
guy goes, oh, you like that brand. I'm like, what Supreme.
He's like yeah. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I like it,
and he goes, oh, that's a young person's brand. I'm like,
(10:09):
so what do you say? Because you take it as
take it as you want, take it as you want.
He said something like that, take it as you see
it or something like that. So basically, this dude said,
I'm too old to be sporting a Supreme bumbag or
anything of a Supreme on it. And then I'm old.
(10:32):
That dude called me old. No I didn't. I was
in shock. I'm like, I didn't particularly look horrific that day.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It didn't look terrible, and without makeup on, you do look.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I had makeup on. Well, I had makeup on, and
I looked decent. I was. I was just I was
getting gas on the way to take my mom back
to her house. That was I'm called for. I was
so mad. I was like, ah, but anyway, so that
was my big Lisa.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
She was like, oh, no, I know it's horrifying.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well that's not very nice.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
No, that was very rude. And I don't think that
Supreme is a young person's brand or an old person's brand,
or in any person's brand, or in any gender brand.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So there, you should have made fun of the gran
animals he was wearing.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, I didn't even you know what. I was like.
It was a big blur because I was so upset.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh my god, I was so upset.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
But anyway, okay, what's your next story? What happened?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
So?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh god? So you know you and I are mouth breathers?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Where are we snore? Where we mouth? We didn't know it,
but we do.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We don't.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We're mouth breathing.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're gonna be perfect for each other when we're old.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Flies, We're gonna like come into our mouths.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Spiders At that point, I'll have one of those seatpath
machines that just big elephants. I just look like that
a lean monsters attached itself to my face. God can't
wait for that. So I went and saw Running Man
last night, which I'll talk about in Hollywood. Glenn Powell,
who's that? Who cares?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah? Oh okay, God, anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's one of these movies where the entire theater there's
a scene in there, and the entire theater was like
like you could hear everybody collectively just sigh. And I
was one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was pretty spectacular. So I came home and went
to bed, and I woke up at four o'clock this morning.
So I've been up since four?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Why why did you wake up? Sorts?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I couldn't breathe, and it was one of those things
where the rattling in my throat was so loud it
woke me up because you could feel it. It was
like somebody was using my ovula as a punching bag.
You know what the uvula is? It that disgusting that
hangs down the back. So it was literally somebody was
(13:07):
in there like So it woke me up. So I
got up and got a glass of water, and I
went back to bed, and that didn't help. It just
seemed to make things work worse. So I started coughing
and coughing and coughing, and I couldn't catch my breath.
Like I was like, oh no, this is my worst nightmare.
(13:28):
This is where I'm going to drop dead.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What was happening?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I didn't know. I had no clue. I was freaking out.
And usually a calm one in not these last two situations.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But yeah, usually he's the calm one.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, not in these situations. And so I was like,
oh my god, what do I do? So I had
my phone and I'm typing in to chat GPT, like
I feel like something stuck in my throat but I
can swallow, but I can't. I don't know what's happening.
It feels like something's stopped by there. So all of
a sudden, this huge thing of blood comes up. Oh no,
(14:10):
and I'm all, holy what is that?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
This isn't this isn't. This is a horror movie. So
now I am a horror film.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah. It was like the size of like a nickel.
So I'm like, oh no, So I chat GPT comes
back with oh it's you.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Went directly to chat GBC.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, school, Yeah, I went straight to chat GPT. So
it says, oh, you have the symptoms of blah blah
blah blah blah. And I'm like, well, what is that?
And they said, it's something where you can get a
It's like a a reaction to something like either food
or a spice or an oil, and it will. And
(14:55):
if you're a mouth breather and your throat dries out,
it exasperates, it's the problem, exacerbates the problem. Sorry did
I say exast whatever?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, we know what you meant.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Exacerbates exactserbates the problem, whatever, and makes it a hundred
times worse. So the CHATTYBT says, take your phone light
and look down your throat. So I've got my phone light,
I'm looking down my throat and it says, if your
ovula is bright red and swollen, that's what this is.
My ovula was the size of a cocktail, frank, and
(15:32):
it went all the way down. I couldn't even see me.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So it's like I'm all, oh my god. Then I
really start to panic. I'm like, now what do I do?
So I'm like, what should I do? So it says,
heat up water if you have honey, do hot water
and honey because it'll start to shrink it. So I'm
(15:56):
heating up water, putting in honey.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Are you having a hard time breathing through this whole process?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
But I couldn't stop because it kept tickling my throat.
I was way down here. Oh, So I was like,
oh my god, this is the worst. So I'm gargling.
And when I would put my head back and gargle,
it felt fine. So I do that for like twenty minutes.
And so then it's like, well, you can't lay flat.
You have to lace sleep sitting up. So I've got
(16:23):
all the pills on my bed propped up and I'm
literally sitting straight up. I somehow managed to fall back
asleep for like an hour, and I was like, what
about the blood? What about the blood? And they're like, well,
when you're coughing like that, your throat can get irritated
and you can have a like a blood clot come up. Oh,
which was so gross. So I fall asleep. I wake up,
(16:46):
I have some more water. I heat up more hot
water with honey, and then I took a benadrill and
I called my doctor's office first thing this morning, and
they called me back and they're like, yeah, that's exactly
what you have, Like exactly what chat GPT told me.
(17:07):
So he's like, you have to get this in this
and now I have to take I had to order
him on Amazon. These It's a pill that you It
adheres to your gum and it causes you to salivate.
So I can't even imagine what my sheets are going
to look like in the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Drooler now instead of a mouth breather, you'd.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Be like, yeah, but it'll it prevents you from getting
dry throat. And I was like, that's the first time
that's ever happened. It was so they haven't come yet, no,
or they'll be here tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
My god.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah. But one of my friends had some really, so
she gave me some. Yeah, so I hopefully won't be
in that.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
So you're going to do it tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, but I couldn't even talk this morning, like I
was like, how am I going to do the podcast?
Like I couldn't even talk.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Let me see your u vila now, Okay, it looks
normal to me.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, it's normal.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It looks normal. It's a little red, it's a little
like little like punchy baggy. But yeah you're good. Yeah
you feel better?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Oh yeah, I feel that is freaky.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
God, and you live alone? Like, what are you supposed
to do? I'm not gonna need to get your life alert.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Probably you're gonna be first of contact, so you better
answer your phone.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
No, you need that thing where you like just press.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
The button on. I'm gonna need a ring just so
I can just point media. Seriously, was so freaky.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh my gosh, well what is going on in huh Lee?
What beg? Bay? Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
That was right. So Brittany had an evening out with
Kim and Chloe?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Do we have them?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
As?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
There we go?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
That's what I was where we go?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yes, I didn't hear the words double D news?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh is this the moment?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I know?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
She was looking at me with these big deer eyes
like I'm like, oh, what was I supposed to say?
I didn't say the right words double D news, double
D time, double D baby. Yes, I saw that, and okay,
so explain.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So hopefully the Kardashians can turn her around.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Okay, what do you think about this whole thing with
Britney Spears laying down in the bed with Chloe and
Kim and they're just chilling out. It looks like they're
having a great time, just the girls and they're just
like in their sweats, like no makeup or whatever, having fun.
But what is this? Is this a publicity thing? Is
(19:56):
this like a Kardashian We're so cool thing? Is this
truly we're gonna help Britney thing? What is it?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
You know? I don't know, but you know what I
was really pissed off about. What is that Chloe did
not call me and invite me to the sleepover? Oh,
because we the four of us, would have had a
good time, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
But Brittany, man, why didn't they like get their stylist
over there to like comb her hair out or like
do her making.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You see the other video where she was teaching the
kids how to dance or whatever. She had the British accent.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
No, I didn't say I saw I saw part of
the dancing. But the kids they're having fun. Yeah, so
this was just like a one night thing.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I didn't even know they were friends, you know, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I don't know. What do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Do you think, like, well, listen, if they can turn
her around because I don't think they're big drinkers, and
I know they don't do drugs and stuff like that.
Maybe they can whip her into shape.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm rooting for Brittany.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I of course I am too. I just hope this
isn't some like thing that only benefit it's them, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Me too. So guess who got robbed over the weekend.
Kathy Hilton, then Sutton Strack, Oh no os A, Beverly Hills. Yeah,
they came through the kitchen windows and robbed them of
how much? Uh, it hasn't been determined yet.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
So somebody snaked through their kitchen window. That is so scary.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I know, it's super.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Have you ever been robbed?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No knock on Wedd's Okay, one time, my god.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
The kids were like in junior high school and I
picked them up from school and we were living here
in this place and I opened up the door and
it was like I unlocked the door and I tried
to open it, and it was like there was something
in the way. I'm like, what's going on? Why can't
I open the door? Why can't I have the door?
So I pushed it and my suitcase was sitting there
(21:55):
because I used to keep my suitcases in this like
back closet over here, like what's my suitcase doing in
the middle of the floor. And then all of a
sudden I realized I look around and everything is topsy turvy.
Everything has gone through, every drawer has gone through, TVs
are gone. What else was gone? All my jewelry, all
(22:19):
the jewelry that my mom had like and my grandma
had given to me and headed down to me. Gone.
All my real gold and real diamond stuff gone, gone, gone, gone.
And some guy came in through the bathroom window, not
the kitchen window, but the bathroom window, I guess. And
(22:40):
because I think, I think they ended up catching him
because he was wearing some like some really somebody saw
him like scowed out. He's wearing like fluorescent yellow, Like
if you're gonna rub a house, don't wear floresta yellow.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I mean, come on, amateur.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I know, totally amateur, but and giving my stuff, I
know exactly, So that sucks. Anyway, what else.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Did you see the footage of the guy who grabbed
onto Ariana Grande on the red carpet for the Wicked premiere? No,
so I apparently this isn't the first time he's done it.
But man, I am telling you, we all need a
friend like Cynthia Rivo. Okay, she sprung in so fast,
(23:27):
and I wouldn't tangle with her for all that she
looks like she could rip you in.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Halfa That gives me pause because I have to turn
on the bluetooth because we have to call Auntie.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Because she hates Ariana Grande?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh hate?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh no, and she described her in the funniest It's
so horrible. It's so awful. Oh no, I know, I know,
I know, I know. Well keep do you have a
couple more things? Okay, let me let me get this
under control here.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
So since I last saw you, I saw some great movies.
I saw Predator bad Lands, which was Have you seen it?
It was fantastic? Did you like it? It was fun? Yeah,
it was really fun.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Creditor. Why would you go see that because it was fun?
Creditor bad Lands?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
I mean? What?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Whatever the new Running Man?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, what's that about.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It's a remake of the old Arnold Schwarzeninger movie about
a guy who joins this game show to save his
family from financial Ruin. It was great. And let me
tell you, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Powell is so he is the new hot guy.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Oh my goodness, yeah it was. It was a full
of action. It was great. It's not your movie at all.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
So then on Saturday night I watched the new Frankenstein.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh I.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Love that.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That was so good. I haven't finished yet. I only
got to the par art where he's with the girl.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Okay, it it is great.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I loved that Frankenstein. Yeah, and for some reason, I
know it's there. They have the same last name. But
for some reason, I kept waiting for beneath you or
to pop up. Oh yeah, wow, I thought he was
Frankenstein for the longest time time. I know, I know,
(25:29):
I just got confused. I got confused.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You're so cute. So I watched three New Series two.
I got through almost the entire thing. Okay, have you
seen lout No with Maya Rudolph. It is on Apple TV.
It is fricking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
So she plays a woman that is married to a
billionaire and he dumps her and she inherits one of
the companies and knows nothing about how to run it. Okay,
So it's it's like a female ted Lasso and it
is a riot.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Okay, I love her.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Palm Royal just started with Kristen Wig.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I couldn't get into it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
On Apple, it's hard to get into.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I could not. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
And but it is good. On Netflix, is the Beast
in Me? Oh I saw that, which is great.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh my god, and I am way.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Way late to the party. But if you guys haven't
seen it, it's on Apple as well. It is with
Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon's The Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh it is so isn't it the best? Oh my god,
I'm surprised it's taking you this time.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I know I suck.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Okay, now we're calling Auntie Doodoo. Okay, okay, Oh my god,
Oh gosh, she's got to be Oh this might be
a really bad idea. This might be a really bad idea.
You guys, hop over to YouTube so.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
You can hear.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's before gummy time.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I'm going to set the stage.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Watch it takes a red she's she has a bad back.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Got my other kid?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Hi, baby cakes?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Oh high, sweet heart? How are you?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh no, Well, listen.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I've still got that.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Do you want me when I see you? Do you
want me to give you a massage?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yes, absolutely perfect, I'll bring my loin cloth, Auntie, do
so wait a minute, Oh wait, I.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Have a question for you. When I'm there in Palm
Springs next week. Yes, I have tickets to a show.
It's super exclusive. Oh and you have to come because
you will be the best person to go with.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
What's the show and where is it?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's t iim Palm Springs. We're going to see Ariana Grande.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Oh that skinny ditch, Auntie.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Please please, for Eric, please give the description that you.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Like a farming, starving dog in the city of.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
She was thinking, she looks like a starving dog in
Tijuana laying on the street because she's so skinny and
skin and bones. She was I can't stand seeing those
bones sticking out of her her shoulders and stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Attractive. Oh my god, sorry for her, Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
My gosh, that was so funny. But we had fun,
didn't we We had a good time. I'm sorry that
you're back starts.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yes, are you coming up next week? You know you're
going to be at your mama.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I'm going to be at my Mama's. But Eric will
be with you, so that'll be getting Yes, we're.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Going to go to Lulu's.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh really so fun?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yes you you? Yeah, don't bail on Anti Doodoo. That's
because she's counting on it.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I know. Okay, And if if your back hurts, I'll
carry you. Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Oh right, No, I don't. I don't like to drive
down there at night.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, this will be during the day.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Oh it's during the day.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah. Remember, we're going to go at like one thirty
or two so we can find parking.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Oh so you want to go to Lulu's first? And
when is this show with a skinny girl?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I was just kidding about that.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Oh thank god I was not seeing her. What does
she do other than I don't know what she does? God?
She be so damn ugly.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh my god. Okay, here, Anti do do you guys?
You uh, definitely get in contact with each other. I'm
going to get her number from you. Okay, Well you
have her number.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I think I probably do.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
What day?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
What day? I think it's gonna be a Friday?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Next Friday.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yes, do you have plans?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Shout?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You don't have plans? Anti do do do you she's
having Thanksgiving dinner with a farmer?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Oh no, I don't have any phone number. Just a
crying shame.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's a crying shame.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Let me look at.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
She's not like she's down in a hole.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Are you in the are you in a bar? A
bomb shelter?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
We're on speaker, aren't we.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
She's just she's down there.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
You mean you mean the dance for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Oh cool?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, all right, right, well you'll I'll give him, I'll
give him your number and you guys can make that happen.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
That'll be my number. Yeah, you have my number?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Eric, No, I don't in my phone, but I'll make
sure he has it. Don't worry, because.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Why don't you drive down here after your dinner on
Thursday and just come down for the for lunch at
Blue Loose and then go back to MEZ.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
That could be cool.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You know what's going to happen. We're all going to
wind up in jail.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
We're all going to wind up in the casino. Oh
my god, Eric, Eric, Gate's a casino.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I'm going to wind up turning tricks on like Palm
Canyon Drive.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh okay, and you do do all right, that is
a great idea, and.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
That is a superb I love that.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I love that. I love that.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
I love it. It's like an hour and fifteen minutes
from here.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
That everybody's going to be like shopping anyway, So and
I don't do that. I don't do I don't do
Black Friday.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, who's gonna do shopping?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No one, I'm not oh shit, no not me, no
no no anyway. Well, I love you.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I love you too, and I love you Eric, I
love you really know us. If I don't tell her first.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I know I do.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I get super super but I know the truth anti doodoo.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
So it's okay your secret say okay, that sounds fantastic.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
I would love to do that. Perfect serving the day.
I'm more than happy.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Perfect Okay, thank you, I love you, Okay, okay, bye
bye bye.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Oh my god. It was so funny because she saw
that we were watching of course Fox News, that's all
she watches, like twenty four seven, Oh boy, And there
would be like I guess there's some like wicked thing
coming out like at the end of like in a
couple of days, like Wicked reimagined or something I don't know,
(33:11):
and she's a horring on Grande, who is beautiful. She's
with an incredible voice, the voice of a god. And
she's like, oh my god, that girl is horrible. I
hate her. She looks like a dog that's been left
(33:32):
and die in the streets of Tejuana. That is the
worst thing I've ever heard. Dude, You're so horrible.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I ever meet Arian. I'm not gonna tell her that.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
No, she's not like that at all. It's just beautiful. Anyway,
do you have an Oh? Okay, yeah, I watched that
same show that you watched. That was good. That was great,
and I forgot what Sean watching about. Well, i'll tell
you next next show because it's time to go. We're
gonna play or have I everten? Next podcast next for
Thursday and another fun game that I pulled out of
(34:06):
my bag of tricks. Oh really, yeah, to get to know?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, I am just moist with anticipation.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
So why did you say the M word? That was
not okay? Anyway, you guys, Thank you so much for watching.
Thank you so much for listening. You guys love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
You know I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
See Claire, this is Claire.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
It's like our little family is so cute.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
See Claire is is in radio. She knows when it's
time to cut, she knows when it's time to wrap
bowl around it and like get out. Yeah, and you
do not have that ability.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
What if I said, love your podcast, love you
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Missy babies, bye, thank you,
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