October 16, 2025 • 37 mins
In this hilarious new episode, Erik, Producer Bryan, Laura’s roommate, and Laura all crash in one room at The Lafayette — and chaos naturally follows. Who ended up sleeping with whom? Who passed out first? Who managed to scare away a potential date? The gang spills all the messy, funny, and slightly embarrassing details. From snoring battles to total lack of game, no one escapes unroasted in this laugh-out-loud sleepover episode! Love your podcast!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
I just have a very clear clue that Eric shops
discount groceries because it's the drink you just offered me.
This is it's a V eight that nobody bought, so
it ended up at an outlet grocery center.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Because it's pineapple hallapen.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh my god, it's delicious. It's V eight. Where'd you
get from? I got it from grocery outlet? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Do I know him? And I know I know the
post products, those kinds, because those didn't sell the regular store,
so they send him to the outlet center.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's delicious.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, it sounds horrible.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well you horrible. Listen you eat tan food?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh okay, Well, to be fair, a lot of good
things are tan. Yeah, burgers, tacos, corn dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's right, all right. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Grimmer. That's Elvis Kane.
I know, my little buddy, and maybe we could get
a glimpse of Brian Brian our producer. Oh my god,
Brian producer, Brian producer, Brian. We don't get to say
(01:35):
them very much. No, oh don't move.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm crying.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm sure, don't go. Oh my god, people are starting
to like you, like finally, God.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You guys my nurse and I already, but he came
in with a chip on your shoe.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I mean now that you guys are a couple after
your wild weekend at the Lafayette Hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, all right, let's get into that. Let's get into that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, So let's talk about unless you do you have
any like show business?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I do, I have a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, let's okay, let's do the show business. Then we're
going to get right to the Lafayette and we spent
the night there on Friday night. We did up Saturday.
We had one room for the four of us.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It was not that fun.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
What were the sleeping arrangements? We'll tell you after Eric's
double D. Cue the music, whatever music it is. Just
make it some fun comedy club music or whatever. All right,
what's up? What's up? What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm going to start off on a sad note. Actress
Diane Keaton died at seventy nine.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But did I read that she fought something? But it
was really quick, like it was not something she.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Had battled skin cancer in the past, and her which
is weird. Her last appearance was twenty twenty three. It's
the last time she ever did I guess press or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's not that weird.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, no, but she's always been She puts out like,
you know, maybe two movies a year or something like that.
And so that was shocking because she's usually on She's
usually a fixture on a lot of the late night
talk shows and stuff like that. So but they said
it was allegedly that and alleged anorexia, possibly that she
(03:28):
suffered from bollemi or anarexia.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh no, yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And she that doesn't go away. She adopted kids at
fifty one, like she late in life. She because she
never I don't think she ever married, and I don't
think she ever had kids until she was fifty one.
She adopted a son and a daughter. So that's so sad.
And her funeral was just yesterday, I think, and like
(03:57):
Bette Midler and Goldie Hahn paid tribute to her, like
and Bette Midler saying, I guess went beneath my wings.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
They were really close. So Katy Perry and former Canadian
Prime minister Justin Trudeau are dating. I saw that he's
they've been caught, yes, on a boat in Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I was surprised at how handsome he is.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He's very well up.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
There or down here or everywhere. Oh boy, yeah, okay,
so she's already done.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes was his face?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That feels I don't know, that feels really trashy for
some reason. The Canadian Prime minister.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Who was she? Who was she trashy to her? No? No,
she was married Orlando Orlando Bloom. Yeah, she was married
to Wressell Brand for a while. Yeah, that was really
sad in her documentary Pieces of Me, and he broke
up with her, like right before she went on stage.
Wressell Brandon. Yeah, I was crappy. Did you see the
(04:57):
footage of Billie Eilish, Yes, in Miami, she was doing
a crowd greet and walking on the floor of the
arena right in.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Front of like the front row. There, there's that space,
here's the stage, and there there's all the guards, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, and someone grabbed her and pulled her right over
the security bar and the guards went right in and
got her.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It was severe.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, it was crazy. She walked her about that.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
She was pissed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It was insane. The name of her concert is Hit
Me Hard and Soft Well interesting. The guy grabbed her,
but it was sold out and he, the person that
did it, was immediately ejected from the arena.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, good, dull.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yes. So I saw a really good movie over the weekend,
and I am going to see another movie this week
that I hope is good. Okay, Well, I saw Tron Harris, No,
thank you. It was great. Everyone else disagrees it was
really really good.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Is Charalamagne this one? No?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Jared though?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh Jared Lee.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It was actually really good and it flopped. I thought
it was good. And then the one I'm going to
see this week is Kiss of the Spider Woman Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh is that the Broadway one?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I do not like jayl I just can't stand at her.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think. Okay, So Howard Stern. I listened to him
on Sirius and I love his interviews and he interviews everybody,
and apparently she's going to be on this week or
next week and he'll I can't wait to hear what
she says about Ben and what she says about like
like regrets or whatever. And maybe she will come. I
bet she will come out of this interview like so
(06:52):
well liked, probably because that's how that's how he's a
great interview. He really truly is. He brings out like
every thing and everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, all right, let's get to it. All right, So
I think we should name this segment no game came.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's not all about that. There were so many different things.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, this was the main thing. And please when we
get to this part, I need to tell the story
because I don't think she had no game.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I just think that, oh, well, we'll get people, the.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Other people in question that we were that she was
dealing with.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But yes, but I know, but we'll get to that.
Let let's go through the whole entire. Yes, So the
check in was at like for whatever on Friday, and
Brian got there first, and then I got there, and
then shortly after I got there, you arrived. No, no,
(07:54):
Marie came and then and then the room really started
to get real.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Sprinted down to the diner to get food. Yes, I
waited like at least thirty minutes for them or something.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh, yes, so we had to get ready. Well, Marie
just came from work. She needed to like doll up
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
We had already waited, you guys what seemed to be
mostly ready. I think Eric will agree, and it's still
tak you guys along.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
We ended up beating that you just what, okay, this
is all part of being in a hotel. You chill,
you kind of get ready and a chill pace, like.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What was me and were starving?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh okay, okay, okay, well okay, So then we meet
them down at the diner, Beginner's diner, it's called And
if you go to the Lafayette, it's going to be crowded.
The middle bar, the round bar is really cool, but
it gets packed. And I guess the restaurant Khote is delicious,
but it's packed Quyote, sorry, and it's it gets packed.
(08:57):
But the diner always seems to have like a couple
the seats open, so if you're hungry, it's good food,
really good food.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So the onion rings are the bomb.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I know, thank you, You're welcome, I know. Right. Anyways,
so we eat at the diner and then it was
time for uh Marie, when did we start our laps?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That was or was that Andre? And okay, oh yeah
that wasn't me. Okay, But after the diner, what did
we immediately do?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We went to the outdoor.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
We went to the bar. Oh, yeah, bar, you know
because the terrace like that Pato, because yeah, the inside
bar was so packed that we and he was so
pretty outside.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And then so we're sitting right by the pool.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It was beautiful and you, me and Andrew are having
a great time. Then Marie comes back and she's and
she's like mad because people cutting in front of me,
the f line cutters.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I was mad because someone cut in front of me,
and I wanted to say something, but Brian. Brian was
just like shushing me.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
This is why it was mad.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Hold on, that makes me sound so sexist.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Okay, no, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
That was they cut in front of her.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
What now you're telling me of us in front of us?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Maybe that was a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, here's what happened. Yes, so it did come front
of us, and Marie did say something and that's fine.
And then the chick turns around and goes, oh, no,
they're with me. And actually I was already in line.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
She was not in line, and that's true, and I
was getting ready to tell her you were not in line.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, that's when he was.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Like I said, And then that when I was like,
just leave it. It's not worth the fight. It's one
person in front of us. We're at a bar surrounded
by only one the ordered to drink also didn't matter
because they opened up the second lines.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We went around them any ways.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
But I picking a fight in a in a bar
is typically for something as minor is one person coming
front of you is usually not worth it.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So, especially if it's already.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Unpacked, I'm gonna drop it. But I was not starting
to fight. I was just making a point that was.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
But and nothing happened. I said beyond and if you
push it beyond this, it's just gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That would have been.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I disagree. So good you think what happened?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
They were they would have gotten They're like, you know what,
I'm sorry, you're right now that you said it. The
second time I will get person like.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yes, probably like oh sorry, I didn't know. I didn't
realize she.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Was because we learned we learned about her a little
bit later on.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Okay, well she jump she clearly jumped it. Like in
the middle line, she's like oh, I was already here, Like, yes,
I would.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I would have told her like that was that was
not cool. I would have told her. And maybe you
were not comfortable.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I know you, I know you would have would it
would have been a bar fight.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
But was uncomfortable and he couldn't he could not handle it.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
So oh yeah, I was actually chill as a cucumber.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I was like, it's not worth it.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay. So they get through drinks, we go and we
found some like seats that were outside because it was
again packed and well, Andrew and I decided to do
a lap around the bar, the outside of the bar,
the inside of the bar, the hallways, just to see
if there's any Yeah, and there are. There were. There
(12:21):
were two people that were older than us there, and
I was happy about that. Yes, most of the people
were a lot younger than we were, and that was
fine too, but I thought it was a good, fairly
good mix.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Okay, So I see this guy from across the room,
and of course he's a younger guy, but yeah, I
didn't realize how young. So I'm like, oh, you guys,
I think I saw someone cube.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
It was pretty obvious how young he was.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, well, from far away. This is from far away
I saw and he made eye contact with me and
I was like, oh so, I'm like, no, you know whatever.
So we get back and lo and behold. And then
Maurice's like, wait or Andrew Vonnie. She said, there's a
really cute guy next to him. He's even cuter. And
I'm like really, I'm like, oh great, he's young too,
(13:11):
but whatever, you know what this is. Anything goes weekend,
I don't even care, blah blah blah. And then a
girl walks up and puts her arm around him or something,
and so he.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Put his arm like on the small of her back.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He was obviously taken the cuter one.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Wait, let me tell this story because it's actually funnier
from my perspective. I'm standing there. I think I'm next
to Marie talking to Eric, and someone comes up next
to me. I'm like, who the hell is this? And
then another guy walks up and a chick comes up
and like who are these people? And I turn around like.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It's the bitch that cut us in line? Oh my god, okay,
and the guy says, you guys look like safe.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I didn't think I said that. I think when I
think you said a.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Couple of words.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
The exact words were. So the guys that I saw
that I saw from far away ended up in our
area and ended up walking up to us with the
girl that was the boyfriend, and they said, you guys
seem like a lot of fun. Wrong. Well okay, So
I'm like, okay, either this isn't dare because the dude
(14:18):
is twenty five. They were twenty five years old. The
girl had just gotten she just graduated from Georgetown. My god,
the girlfriend who seemed nice and then she kind of
tured this episode. Oh my gosh. Well they were all
beautiful people.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I mean, I'm just kidding about the bitch comment. You
guys were fine. Well, it was just funny.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Let me tell you. This is where things got dicey.
So I'm talking to Brian and Marie.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And the twenty five year old guy.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Is cute, really really Yes, Laura's talking to him.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And I'm like, I don't even care.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
And andreas to my right, and I hear Laura say,
and there's this there's this pam next to her body
on the bed, and I whip around and I said,
what are you doing? And she was like she was like,
you know, the guy on Mad TV Stewart that's like,
(15:11):
look what I can do. Laura's like what, and I go,
what are you doing? And she goes, I'm just showing.
I go give me your phone, remember my phone. I'm
give me your phone. And she's like, I'm not, no,
give me your So I just grab her phone and
I give it to Marie and we all look at it,
and she's showing this guy that she just met five
(15:37):
seconds ago and his friends pictures of her ex boyfriend
that she and I'm like, never.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
F not what she showed them. I don't know if
I want, I don't car Okay, they were there was
the evidence that he had cheated on her.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yes, was a woman, and.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It was graphic evidence.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
So literally Laura is trying to seduce this guy and
I'm like, I'm like, oh my god. So meanwhile, the
guy that she's trying to talk to pieces out. Yeah
for a bit, he did, like you were showing everybody
(16:25):
else was a girl.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Literally, because we got onto the.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Topic I was worried about you had like relapsed because
that does not seem like.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Silver Ques behavior. It was really really great. Oh yeah,
you guys really.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Evidence of me being cheated on Real Quick album. I, well,
we need to delete that album because everywhere never bringing
that out again in public.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
The guy pieces out and I look over Brian's shoulder
and I go look, and he's seated at a table
by himself, just on his phone. Then the guy with
the girlfriend starts talking to Laura and he's like, Wow,
those are really sexy boots, like blah blah blah. The
girlfriend is sitting on the other side of Laura fuming.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
He was he was I fucking her so bad. I
think he was.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Working the bar like a normal Oh no, I felt
that he was.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Just making like conversation like easy. I wasn't really.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
His girl may have been mad, but like sitting there,
I wouldn't say that he was doing anything that concerning,
Like I wouldn't be like.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I didn't either, But he was super flirty, be nice. Yeah,
but he the way he was looking at her, and like,
you know.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So I was getting a little bit of a vibe.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yes. So the girl friend sitting on the other side
of Laura and she's giving him that look like.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
They're only they've only been together five months, only five months.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
And she's literally looking at it like you better. So
all of a sudden they leave and they go inside
and they're they're gone. So the other guy, the single guy,
comes over and says to Laura, oh, you know, so, yeah,
I just found out it's eleven o'clock that night or
(18:14):
eleven thirty. And he's like, yeah, I just found out.
Uh yeah, I'm not going to be here till Monday.
I gotta go first thing in the morning. I gotta
fly back and I go, right, wait where did he says?
Going to though? He going back to home?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Was this an excuse to not like see me again?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh? For sure?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I believed him, because you.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Big plans, though, Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Whose employer texts them at eleven o'clock? Where in Texas
it's probably three in the we know, two o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Okay in my and then here's me, and I know
who I am and how old I am, and I
clearly know how old they are. And I'm thinking to myself, Okay,
either they are on somebody dared them to come up
to us and like start having a conversation and just
like for the fuck of it or whatever, Well they.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Weren't from here, who would have dared them to come over.
I don't know, we.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Don't know, and then the guys like, I don't, I mean,
am I am? I like, like is it just because
like is the age thinks such a kink that it's.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Like, like you, you looked really hot, your makeup look good,
your body look good, you were.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Wearing were very pretty clearly, I don't think there was
a there, Like, why would you say that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I think they were just yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
But well, thanks for saying that the crowd was really
like people were very young like that. They were actually
also older than the other I think than the rest
of the people. It really didn't truck me that they came.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, it wasn't that crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I mean, it's weird that a couple stayed with you,
but that's it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
N But yeah, as as a rule from now on,
you are you are not going out on a date
with your phone.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
And then you had a change open at something.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh my god, brought that up my phone and never
turn off. It's always on and open. You need to
change that and my.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Off like a lot, Oh my god, just like you.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Were ruining your tenses, Like I know, I know she
was really trying to be.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Don't you think should leave her phone at home?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Okay, I was a little bit frustrated because the guy. Also,
maybe I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
A little bit traditional. There we go, here we go,
here we go.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I feel like when a guy is interested in someone,
he needs to not step up but do something about it.
And that was just taking forever for him to like
maybe talk to you. Maybe not maybe so at some
point I was like, he's not interested just like or.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
He couldn't make conversations. You really really heard that, and
he wasn't like totally wasted. I think he just couldn't
like form a proper paragraph.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Was really frustrated. In fact, I feel like we we
spent like most.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Of the night.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
He Brian firstated me a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I know you're frustrating because I.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Just told him that, Okay, if the guy is not
going to do anything, like I'd rather spend time with
my friend than like talking to someone who doesn't really
have conversation and he's not interested into going right forward.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Hold on, though, what she was going to do is
when he walked back to the bar, she was going
to go up to him and say, are you interested
in her?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Tell her otherwise?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Actually I got mad at him the whole evening.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
He puts words in my.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Mouth, and what you were going to do?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I was gonna help him, like yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
While he was at the bar, she said, I'm.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Going to talk to him.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
No, I was gonna tell him like, hey, she wants
a drink, like I don't know, like let's do something,
you know.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I was like, I was like, no, Laura can handle this,
like I can't.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I just I just talked like her friend.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
She doesn't really Flord.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
She took her over sharing to a whole new level
on Friday.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Then let's talk about the sleeping range. Oh and what
Brian and Marie have discovered.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
And let me just say this, I rarely rarely drink.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
The first time I've ever seen him, like the second
time I've ever seen him, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We've known he had nineteen years.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
And one of them was pretty strong.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And they get me a drink and it's a it's
in a like a sippy cup and it's a like
a slurpie. What was the first one you had? Though?
I don't even remember.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Don't have like all shots in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Like I said to Brian, Oh what is this and
he goes rum. I was like, oh, it was about
three or four shots. What else because it was And
he's like, are you okay? And I was like yeah,
And literally all of a sudden, I hit the wall
and I was like, I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
For a while though, he was doing real good.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, I was hanging. He was hanging.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
He kept all his clothes on. He was for Yeah,
you were good. I was really good. No nudity, no
running around.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Just fun, having fun.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah. He was giggling, he was laughing, he was bright red.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
So we thought the least awkward I don't know why
sleeping arrangement possibility would be Marie and Eric and me
and Bryant.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Okay, well, there would have definitely been penetration.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
No, no, you and I can sleep together. But Brian
and Marie don't really know each other.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Maybe, but I thought because I wasn't there when the
decision was taken, I thought, god go then boys, boys
would be I thought this wasn't gonna drive.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I didn't mind.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'm just okay, yeah, it's fine, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I was on the impression that you and Eric wanted
to share a beds or something, so we made it a.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Thing after it when you guys, you know, like I
kind of came in and common deer the bed and.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
A big spoon. Marie was a little spoon.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh my god. Okay, so well, Brian did not spoon me.
In fact, I don't even think we even I don't
even think we touched even left edge. He was like,
he was like riding the edge of the bed.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It was hot in that room. I slept awesome, but
I did too. I took a sleeping pill I slept.
We know you guys slept great.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, okay, okay, first of all, rimmer over here before
you talk about me, this one right off that jump,
right when you hit your head hit the pillow.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Before we were talking, we were still talking. You already snoring.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So you were snoring, Bill.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Another reason I don't drink because alcohol drives my throat out.
It was so hot in the room, and then at
like three am, I wake up.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I don't think I ever slept more than like an
hour in a time by way tried to like push
Laura over. Okay, can I.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Say my version of that? Because I was, I was,
he was snoring in my face.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't blame you.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Enabled him a couple of times because he told me
to elbow him.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
It did not work, and at some point I was like,
I'm not gonna hurt him, Like, okay, I tried to whistle,
you don't work.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I heard I should have goodgirl to how to.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
How dies.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
That some point I was like, I was like, okay,
maybe if I go on the other side of the room,
it's not going to be as loud. So I was like,
I'm going to jump in between Brian and Laura closer
to him. I'm like, oh my god, it's snoring asunder.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
And I thought it was Brian.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
So I'm like, okay, I'm just going on Laura's.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Side, and so she pushes Laura into me.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I'm like, oh my god, what is going on? And
then Laura goes there's just ear plugs. Take the ear
plugs are on the n.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Okay, and then Brian. We wake up in the morning.
I feel great. Well.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
In the middle of the night, I woke up because
I heard this snoring going on. I was like, oh
my god, cry and really is Yeah, I don't know,
you guys thought it was me.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
It was so deep it was like a man pretty.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It was, yes, I thought it was. It sounded like
a man's breathing. No.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Because and let me tell you why I found that. Yeah,
why I was upset? Why you thought of me? Because
I remember waking up and look and like me, like,
what is that noise? And I look over as like
head back, open mouths. I was like, I'm almost just
like slept on the floor in d I stoud have
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done that. And then I woke up when Eric got
up at like eight am to go take a dump.
And I know specifically because it took him like three
minutes to figure out how to flush the toilet.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh my god, So well, no, I didn't. I didn't
take a dump. I was. I was so no, I
was so tired that I had to sit down to pee,
Like I was so tired from what because you apparently, Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, let's not forget when we all wake up, Marie's
completely naked.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh yeah, Marie goes asleep and underwear and a sweatshirt
and she wakes up. But I have to say, Marie
looks like a little elf and nymph when she's asleep.
Her cute little face is all over the pillow and
she just like it was so cute, and then I
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was like, oh, she's naked. I was like, I could
have just totally worn nothing and been okay.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, and I'm sorry about this.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I was.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I was telling them I'm sorry about this because I
made a whole point about asking Eric to not sleep naked.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Which is reasonable.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
And then she was off the top and then yeah,
well I forgot my pagona, so I did sleep in
a sweater.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And then he got so hot overnight. I was like, okay,
I have to take it off. I'm a hypocrite. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
But in your defense, you weren't just like spread eagles.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
To the covered up.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
I was not, but it was funny.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I told her I looked like the show Girls poster
because I just had the leg out. I did that
a couple of times because.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
It was hot. It was why why don't you guys
mess with the therma.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
I had it set at a nice cool temperature. And
then Laura, before you go to bed, she goes, it's
cold near I'm turning it up and.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Touched that not yes.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You did, because you said can you make it hotter?
And I said, Laura, thermostat's right walked over.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
While you were awake and go fix it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
When before I did not recall touching the thermostat.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
I'm sorry, I have to.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You witnessed me doing. I witnessed you that.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I would have turned it. Well, I would have, except
at the time Marie also agreed with you, there's too
hot in there.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I was like, I guess I just sweat freeze.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Then when you got awake.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
When if I was the only one that was hot,
I figured the reason I.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Could I was wearing nothing. You could have got well,
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I thought it was the only one that was hot
because you had said it was.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I was awake. You could have asks I wasn't hot.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I felt everywhere I thought as a daisy. Because you
guys are expelling all that warm carbon monoxide.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I can't believe my mouth breathing. God damn it, I
am I ever gonna have a boyfriend now? I can't
sleep a bit.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, you can't. You can't. You you're not gonna be
allowed to have your phone.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
You're not gonna be allowed to have hostage tape.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You know what that is.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
And because I because I felt like if my mouth
was what I was waking up with dry mouth, I'm
like Oh, I think I might breathe out of my mouth.
I don't want to do that. I don't have a
stuffed up nose or anything. I don't know why I'm
deciding to breathe out of my mouth. So you put
this tape on your mouth, so you only breathe through
your nose. Well, like I end up ripping the thing
off or it stepped to my forehead in the morning,
Like I I'm like, that does work. So I don't
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know what to do.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Did I ever tell you when I bought those No,
did I ever tell you when I bought those nose
that nose tape the notes? Yeah, and the first time
I I the first night that I wore it, I
woke up the next morning and it was on the
back of my headboard, and then like the next day
it was wrapped around my pinky, and then the third
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day it was on my back.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Okay, So yeah, I just want to say, on the
topic of snoring, I was five drinks deep that night
and they were heavy drinks, and I still couldn't sleep
through your guys of snoring. Oh wow, that's a testament
to me or a testament to you.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
So I think it's.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Just because we're old.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I mean, Laura's snoring sounded like like a frenchie or
like a bulldog snoring.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
When it was you needed to hear yourself.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, oh boy, he had volume. You had like.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
And you had you had more than volume.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Like how do you say you had like pitch and
up And I'm being dramatic, but I promise you like
the bed.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Was like I was next to you. I was getting
like so more louder than me.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I was tempting to into the expensive liquor cabin in
our room and just finish myself off, Like, oh my god, horrible.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
That I kept apologized.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I wanted. I almost woke you up because I was like,
maybe if he drinks some water that could help.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh yeah, and I didn't drink any water.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
The water on the bed stands there. Yeah, we're smart people.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
We sleep. We drink a little bit of weather after.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Drinking before going to sleep.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
So we finished it.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I know you did not, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
The best part is is that Eric was asleep and
snoring while we were up still talking. He would all
but like he would just yeah, like the snory would
end it. He meediately start talking. Kid had been storing
it all half a second earlier and then he would
get quiet.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
That was start storing. That was so cute, Like.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah, I agree with Laura. Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You were trying so hard.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
It was I couldn't do it. Those sleeping when I
take that, I'm telling you those things.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Are what are they made it out of marijuanas?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
No, they're those only.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Ones are the Olie.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Uh wow, they put you out.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Anyway, I thought it was a great night. It was
really fun and of course was awesome. The room is
super cool. It was just I love all the the
eclecticness of it. It's just so.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Space for that room is literally alcohol. Yeah, so much
hotel alcohol.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
That thing it was that liquor cabinet was not that.
It was the size of a dresser. Yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I took up a law of the room for sure.
But anyway, you guys, it was really fun. Thanks for
doing that, and thanks Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I know, I know, what are we gonna do for
Marie's birthday?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Well you did not say happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Did I also forgot to carry up the stairs, so yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh yeah I was supposed to do that and he
in the morning, I.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Was like, no, I'm not hold on the backstory, I said,
and comment, I said, if you're too drunk, I'll carry
you up the stairs. And then later while she's not
too drunk, she's like, I'm going up to the room.
I said, okay, so yeah, And the next morning she goes,
you did not even carry me up the stairs. I'm like,
I could carry you down the stairs if you watch.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
It's not the.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Same, Brian, what did you forget?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I wasn't there. She went out, she walked herself up.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
She was right there. I said, I'm going up.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I didn't know you need to be carried.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Up the stairs.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, it's just fine, but.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I'll carry up these stairs, like if you really want, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You'll carry you to bed at night.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Anyway, wish fulfilled.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
That sounds weird that.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
The top of the stairs, get yourself down the hall.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Anyway. That was just so great, and of course, responding
Spirits and Brian, it was like our kind of like
going away party, but not at the same I.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Had a really good swimming roll in the morning, though.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Oh god, breakfast was the best.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Pretty good breakfast. Yes, I wanted the biscuits and gravy
so bad.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
On that patio too. That was pretty neat.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That was really nice. I know you missed you missed out.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I did. I had to dip out early.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I broke my roll too. I had a drink before noon,
which was a screwdriver though, so it's a breakfast drink, okay.
I chatted with the bartender. I was like, this is nice.
This is like a good morning vine.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah with the cinnamon roll is good. Oh yeah, have
the good frosting on it. It was huge too, and
it was soft.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Did it have like some deep like gooey parts like
and kind of off.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, the full nine yards. I
couldn't even finish it.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Oh my god, that sounds delicious.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Okay, well I think we're done. Guys, thank you so much.
And wow a lot was revealed that I didn't even realize.
From that night, you guys got no sleep at all.
I really know.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
One made a single romantic connection.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Nobody.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Laura was talking to nything. Laura was talking to like
a like a hopelessly young guy. Eric was too drunk
to do anything. I mean, were finding.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
The entire time.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I hated so much.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
You were you were you were starting to get on
my nerves. I was like, oh my god, Marie Chill,
you're so high strung.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well and then Laura, was it you or Andrea that said, oh,
you're gonna be the first one to get picked up?
And I said, no, I'm not. I said it's gonna
be either one of these two or you.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I think I said that.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I did you say it? I was like, oh, hell no.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Did you notice any was there any aspects that you
noticed there?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
No, Lay, I don't think lay. It's a very like
queer coded place.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Oh, there was a couple couples next to us.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, but they were already in couples.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, it's kind of a play.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, it's pretty trad it's not too fruity, I feel like, yeah,
but it was really fun.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
It was really great And don't forget you guys. On
the twenty first October Gorilla on YouTube, Malhall's movie is
gonna drop. Everybody watch it right when it comes out
because we want to make it go through the roof
all the views. Yes, October twenty first, seven pm on
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eight hundred pound Gorilla.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
The name of a special is what are we doing today?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's awesome. I mean it's we saw the movie. It
was it's it's incredible, so fun. Okay, love, we love him,
We love you. Thanks for watching and thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And love your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I love you, my sweet baby, I love you. Bye.
One of my babies, m
I just have a very clear clue that Eric shops
discount groceries because it's the drink you just offered me.
This is it's a V eight that nobody bought, so
it ended up at an outlet grocery center.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Because it's pineapple hallapen.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh my god, it's delicious. It's V eight. Where'd you
get from? I got it from grocery outlet? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Do I know him? And I know I know the
post products, those kinds, because those didn't sell the regular store,
so they send him to the outlet center.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's delicious.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, it sounds horrible.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well you horrible. Listen you eat tan food?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh okay, Well, to be fair, a lot of good
things are tan. Yeah, burgers, tacos, corn dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's right, all right. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Grimmer. That's Elvis Kane.
I know, my little buddy, and maybe we could get
a glimpse of Brian Brian our producer. Oh my god,
Brian producer, Brian producer, Brian. We don't get to say
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them very much. No, oh don't move.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm crying.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm sure, don't go. Oh my god, people are starting
to like you, like finally, God.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You guys my nurse and I already, but he came
in with a chip on your shoe.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I mean now that you guys are a couple after
your wild weekend at the Lafayette Hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, all right, let's get into that. Let's get into that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, So let's talk about unless you do you have
any like show business?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I do, I have a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, let's okay, let's do the show business. Then we're
going to get right to the Lafayette and we spent
the night there on Friday night. We did up Saturday.
We had one room for the four of us.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It was not that fun.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
What were the sleeping arrangements? We'll tell you after Eric's
double D. Cue the music, whatever music it is. Just
make it some fun comedy club music or whatever. All right,
what's up? What's up? What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm going to start off on a sad note. Actress
Diane Keaton died at seventy nine.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But did I read that she fought something? But it
was really quick, like it was not something she.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Had battled skin cancer in the past, and her which
is weird. Her last appearance was twenty twenty three. It's
the last time she ever did I guess press or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's not that weird.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, no, but she's always been She puts out like,
you know, maybe two movies a year or something like that.
And so that was shocking because she's usually on She's
usually a fixture on a lot of the late night
talk shows and stuff like that. So but they said
it was allegedly that and alleged anorexia, possibly that she
(03:28):
suffered from bollemi or anarexia.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh no, yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And she that doesn't go away. She adopted kids at
fifty one, like she late in life. She because she
never I don't think she ever married, and I don't
think she ever had kids until she was fifty one.
She adopted a son and a daughter. So that's so sad.
And her funeral was just yesterday, I think, and like
(03:57):
Bette Midler and Goldie Hahn paid tribute to her, like
and Bette Midler saying, I guess went beneath my wings.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
They were really close. So Katy Perry and former Canadian
Prime minister Justin Trudeau are dating. I saw that he's
they've been caught, yes, on a boat in Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I was surprised at how handsome he is.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He's very well up.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
There or down here or everywhere. Oh boy, yeah, okay,
so she's already done.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes was his face?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That feels I don't know, that feels really trashy for
some reason. The Canadian Prime minister.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Who was she? Who was she trashy to her? No? No,
she was married Orlando Orlando Bloom. Yeah, she was married
to Wressell Brand for a while. Yeah, that was really
sad in her documentary Pieces of Me, and he broke
up with her, like right before she went on stage.
Wressell Brandon. Yeah, I was crappy. Did you see the
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footage of Billie Eilish, Yes, in Miami, she was doing
a crowd greet and walking on the floor of the
arena right in.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Front of like the front row. There, there's that space,
here's the stage, and there there's all the guards, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, and someone grabbed her and pulled her right over
the security bar and the guards went right in and
got her.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It was severe.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, it was crazy. She walked her about that.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
She was pissed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It was insane. The name of her concert is Hit
Me Hard and Soft Well interesting. The guy grabbed her,
but it was sold out and he, the person that
did it, was immediately ejected from the arena.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, good, dull.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yes. So I saw a really good movie over the weekend,
and I am going to see another movie this week
that I hope is good. Okay, Well, I saw Tron Harris, No,
thank you. It was great. Everyone else disagrees it was
really really good.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Is Charalamagne this one? No?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Jared though?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh Jared Lee.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It was actually really good and it flopped. I thought
it was good. And then the one I'm going to
see this week is Kiss of the Spider Woman Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh is that the Broadway one?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I do not like jayl I just can't stand at her.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think. Okay, So Howard Stern. I listened to him
on Sirius and I love his interviews and he interviews everybody,
and apparently she's going to be on this week or
next week and he'll I can't wait to hear what
she says about Ben and what she says about like
like regrets or whatever. And maybe she will come. I
bet she will come out of this interview like so
(06:52):
well liked, probably because that's how that's how he's a
great interview. He really truly is. He brings out like
every thing and everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, all right, let's get to it. All right, So
I think we should name this segment no game came.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's not all about that. There were so many different things.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, this was the main thing. And please when we
get to this part, I need to tell the story
because I don't think she had no game.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I just think that, oh, well, we'll get people, the.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Other people in question that we were that she was
dealing with.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But yes, but I know, but we'll get to that.
Let let's go through the whole entire. Yes, So the
check in was at like for whatever on Friday, and
Brian got there first, and then I got there, and
then shortly after I got there, you arrived. No, no,
(07:54):
Marie came and then and then the room really started
to get real.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Sprinted down to the diner to get food. Yes, I
waited like at least thirty minutes for them or something.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh, yes, so we had to get ready. Well, Marie
just came from work. She needed to like doll up
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
We had already waited, you guys what seemed to be
mostly ready. I think Eric will agree, and it's still
tak you guys along.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
We ended up beating that you just what, okay, this
is all part of being in a hotel. You chill,
you kind of get ready and a chill pace, like.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What was me and were starving?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh okay, okay, okay, well okay, So then we meet
them down at the diner, Beginner's diner, it's called And
if you go to the Lafayette, it's going to be crowded.
The middle bar, the round bar is really cool, but
it gets packed. And I guess the restaurant Khote is delicious,
but it's packed Quyote, sorry, and it's it gets packed.
(08:57):
But the diner always seems to have like a couple
the seats open, so if you're hungry, it's good food,
really good food.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So the onion rings are the bomb.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I know, thank you, You're welcome, I know. Right. Anyways,
so we eat at the diner and then it was
time for uh Marie, when did we start our laps?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That was or was that Andre? And okay, oh yeah
that wasn't me. Okay, But after the diner, what did
we immediately do?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We went to the outdoor.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
We went to the bar. Oh, yeah, bar, you know
because the terrace like that Pato, because yeah, the inside
bar was so packed that we and he was so
pretty outside.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And then so we're sitting right by the pool.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It was beautiful and you, me and Andrew are having
a great time. Then Marie comes back and she's and
she's like mad because people cutting in front of me,
the f line cutters.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I was mad because someone cut in front of me,
and I wanted to say something, but Brian. Brian was
just like shushing me.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
This is why it was mad.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Hold on, that makes me sound so sexist.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Okay, no, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
That was they cut in front of her.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
What now you're telling me of us in front of us?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Maybe that was a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, here's what happened. Yes, so it did come front
of us, and Marie did say something and that's fine.
And then the chick turns around and goes, oh, no,
they're with me. And actually I was already in line.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
She was not in line, and that's true, and I
was getting ready to tell her you were not in line.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, that's when he was.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Like I said, And then that when I was like,
just leave it. It's not worth the fight. It's one
person in front of us. We're at a bar surrounded
by only one the ordered to drink also didn't matter
because they opened up the second lines.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We went around them any ways.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
But I picking a fight in a in a bar
is typically for something as minor is one person coming
front of you is usually not worth it.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So, especially if it's already.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Unpacked, I'm gonna drop it. But I was not starting
to fight. I was just making a point that was.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
But and nothing happened. I said beyond and if you
push it beyond this, it's just gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That would have been.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I disagree. So good you think what happened?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
They were they would have gotten They're like, you know what,
I'm sorry, you're right now that you said it. The
second time I will get person like.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yes, probably like oh sorry, I didn't know. I didn't
realize she.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Was because we learned we learned about her a little
bit later on.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Okay, well she jump she clearly jumped it. Like in
the middle line, she's like oh, I was already here, Like, yes,
I would.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I would have told her like that was that was
not cool. I would have told her. And maybe you
were not comfortable.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I know you, I know you would have would it
would have been a bar fight.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
But was uncomfortable and he couldn't he could not handle it.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
So oh yeah, I was actually chill as a cucumber.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I was like, it's not worth it.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay. So they get through drinks, we go and we
found some like seats that were outside because it was
again packed and well, Andrew and I decided to do
a lap around the bar, the outside of the bar,
the inside of the bar, the hallways, just to see
if there's any Yeah, and there are. There were. There
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were two people that were older than us there, and
I was happy about that. Yes, most of the people
were a lot younger than we were, and that was
fine too, but I thought it was a good, fairly
good mix.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Okay, So I see this guy from across the room,
and of course he's a younger guy, but yeah, I
didn't realize how young. So I'm like, oh, you guys,
I think I saw someone cube.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
It was pretty obvious how young he was.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, well, from far away. This is from far away
I saw and he made eye contact with me and
I was like, oh so, I'm like, no, you know whatever.
So we get back and lo and behold. And then
Maurice's like, wait or Andrew Vonnie. She said, there's a
really cute guy next to him. He's even cuter. And
I'm like really, I'm like, oh great, he's young too,
(13:11):
but whatever, you know what this is. Anything goes weekend,
I don't even care, blah blah blah. And then a
girl walks up and puts her arm around him or something,
and so he.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Put his arm like on the small of her back.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He was obviously taken the cuter one.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Wait, let me tell this story because it's actually funnier
from my perspective. I'm standing there. I think I'm next
to Marie talking to Eric, and someone comes up next
to me. I'm like, who the hell is this? And
then another guy walks up and a chick comes up
and like who are these people? And I turn around like.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It's the bitch that cut us in line? Oh my god, okay,
and the guy says, you guys look like safe.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I didn't think I said that. I think when I
think you said a.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Couple of words.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
The exact words were. So the guys that I saw
that I saw from far away ended up in our
area and ended up walking up to us with the
girl that was the boyfriend, and they said, you guys
seem like a lot of fun. Wrong. Well okay, So
I'm like, okay, either this isn't dare because the dude
(14:18):
is twenty five. They were twenty five years old. The
girl had just gotten she just graduated from Georgetown. My god,
the girlfriend who seemed nice and then she kind of
tured this episode. Oh my gosh. Well they were all
beautiful people.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I mean, I'm just kidding about the bitch comment. You
guys were fine. Well, it was just funny.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Let me tell you. This is where things got dicey.
So I'm talking to Brian and Marie.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And the twenty five year old guy.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Is cute, really really Yes, Laura's talking to him.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And I'm like, I don't even care.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
And andreas to my right, and I hear Laura say,
and there's this there's this pam next to her body
on the bed, and I whip around and I said,
what are you doing? And she was like she was like,
you know, the guy on Mad TV Stewart that's like,
(15:11):
look what I can do. Laura's like what, and I go,
what are you doing? And she goes, I'm just showing.
I go give me your phone, remember my phone. I'm
give me your phone. And she's like, I'm not, no,
give me your So I just grab her phone and
I give it to Marie and we all look at it,
and she's showing this guy that she just met five
(15:37):
seconds ago and his friends pictures of her ex boyfriend
that she and I'm like, never.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
F not what she showed them. I don't know if
I want, I don't car Okay, they were there was
the evidence that he had cheated on her.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yes, was a woman, and.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It was graphic evidence.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
So literally Laura is trying to seduce this guy and
I'm like, I'm like, oh my god. So meanwhile, the
guy that she's trying to talk to pieces out. Yeah
for a bit, he did, like you were showing everybody
(16:25):
else was a girl.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Literally, because we got onto the.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Topic I was worried about you had like relapsed because
that does not seem like.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Silver Ques behavior. It was really really great. Oh yeah,
you guys really.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Evidence of me being cheated on Real Quick album. I, well,
we need to delete that album because everywhere never bringing
that out again in public.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
The guy pieces out and I look over Brian's shoulder
and I go look, and he's seated at a table
by himself, just on his phone. Then the guy with
the girlfriend starts talking to Laura and he's like, Wow,
those are really sexy boots, like blah blah blah. The
girlfriend is sitting on the other side of Laura fuming.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
He was he was I fucking her so bad. I
think he was.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Working the bar like a normal Oh no, I felt
that he was.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Just making like conversation like easy. I wasn't really.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
His girl may have been mad, but like sitting there,
I wouldn't say that he was doing anything that concerning,
Like I wouldn't be like.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I didn't either, But he was super flirty, be nice. Yeah,
but he the way he was looking at her, and like,
you know.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So I was getting a little bit of a vibe.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yes. So the girl friend sitting on the other side
of Laura and she's giving him that look like.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
They're only they've only been together five months, only five months.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
And she's literally looking at it like you better. So
all of a sudden they leave and they go inside
and they're they're gone. So the other guy, the single guy,
comes over and says to Laura, oh, you know, so, yeah,
I just found out it's eleven o'clock that night or
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eleven thirty. And he's like, yeah, I just found out.
Uh yeah, I'm not going to be here till Monday.
I gotta go first thing in the morning. I gotta
fly back and I go, right, wait where did he says?
Going to though? He going back to home?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Was this an excuse to not like see me again?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh? For sure?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I believed him, because you.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Big plans, though, Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Whose employer texts them at eleven o'clock? Where in Texas
it's probably three in the we know, two o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Okay in my and then here's me, and I know
who I am and how old I am, and I
clearly know how old they are. And I'm thinking to myself, Okay,
either they are on somebody dared them to come up
to us and like start having a conversation and just
like for the fuck of it or whatever, Well they.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Weren't from here, who would have dared them to come over.
I don't know, we.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Don't know, and then the guys like, I don't, I mean,
am I am? I like, like is it just because
like is the age thinks such a kink that it's.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Like, like you, you looked really hot, your makeup look good,
your body look good, you were.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Wearing were very pretty clearly, I don't think there was
a there, Like, why would you say that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I think they were just yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
But well, thanks for saying that the crowd was really
like people were very young like that. They were actually
also older than the other I think than the rest
of the people. It really didn't truck me that they came.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, it wasn't that crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I mean, it's weird that a couple stayed with you,
but that's it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
N But yeah, as as a rule from now on,
you are you are not going out on a date
with your phone.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
And then you had a change open at something.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh my god, brought that up my phone and never
turn off. It's always on and open. You need to
change that and my.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Off like a lot, Oh my god, just like you.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Were ruining your tenses, Like I know, I know she
was really trying to be.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Don't you think should leave her phone at home?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Okay, I was a little bit frustrated because the guy. Also,
maybe I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
A little bit traditional. There we go, here we go,
here we go.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I feel like when a guy is interested in someone,
he needs to not step up but do something about it.
And that was just taking forever for him to like
maybe talk to you. Maybe not maybe so at some
point I was like, he's not interested just like or.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
He couldn't make conversations. You really really heard that, and
he wasn't like totally wasted. I think he just couldn't
like form a proper paragraph.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Was really frustrated. In fact, I feel like we we
spent like most.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Of the night.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
He Brian firstated me a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I know you're frustrating because I.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Just told him that, Okay, if the guy is not
going to do anything, like I'd rather spend time with
my friend than like talking to someone who doesn't really
have conversation and he's not interested into going right forward.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Hold on, though, what she was going to do is
when he walked back to the bar, she was going
to go up to him and say, are you interested
in her?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Tell her otherwise?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Actually I got mad at him the whole evening.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
He puts words in my.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Mouth, and what you were going to do?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I was gonna help him, like yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
While he was at the bar, she said, I'm.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Going to talk to him.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
No, I was gonna tell him like, hey, she wants
a drink, like I don't know, like let's do something,
you know.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I was like, I was like, no, Laura can handle this,
like I can't.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I just I just talked like her friend.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
She doesn't really Flord.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
She took her over sharing to a whole new level
on Friday.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Then let's talk about the sleeping range. Oh and what
Brian and Marie have discovered.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
And let me just say this, I rarely rarely drink.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
The first time I've ever seen him, like the second
time I've ever seen him, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We've known he had nineteen years.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
And one of them was pretty strong.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And they get me a drink and it's a it's
in a like a sippy cup and it's a like
a slurpie. What was the first one you had? Though?
I don't even remember.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Don't have like all shots in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Like I said to Brian, Oh what is this and
he goes rum. I was like, oh, it was about
three or four shots. What else because it was And
he's like, are you okay? And I was like yeah,
And literally all of a sudden, I hit the wall
and I was like, I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
For a while though, he was doing real good.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, I was hanging. He was hanging.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
He kept all his clothes on. He was for Yeah,
you were good. I was really good. No nudity, no
running around.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Just fun, having fun.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah. He was giggling, he was laughing, he was bright red.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
So we thought the least awkward I don't know why
sleeping arrangement possibility would be Marie and Eric and me
and Bryant.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Okay, well, there would have definitely been penetration.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
No, no, you and I can sleep together. But Brian
and Marie don't really know each other.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Maybe, but I thought because I wasn't there when the
decision was taken, I thought, god go then boys, boys
would be I thought this wasn't gonna drive.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I didn't mind.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'm just okay, yeah, it's fine, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I was on the impression that you and Eric wanted
to share a beds or something, so we made it a.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Thing after it when you guys, you know, like I
kind of came in and common deer the bed and.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
A big spoon. Marie was a little spoon.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh my god. Okay, so well, Brian did not spoon me.
In fact, I don't even think we even I don't
even think we touched even left edge. He was like,
he was like riding the edge of the bed.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It was hot in that room. I slept awesome, but
I did too. I took a sleeping pill I slept.
We know you guys slept great.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, okay, okay, first of all, rimmer over here before
you talk about me, this one right off that jump,
right when you hit your head hit the pillow.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Before we were talking, we were still talking. You already snoring.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So you were snoring, Bill.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Another reason I don't drink because alcohol drives my throat out.
It was so hot in the room, and then at
like three am, I wake up.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I don't think I ever slept more than like an
hour in a time by way tried to like push
Laura over. Okay, can I.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Say my version of that? Because I was, I was,
he was snoring in my face.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't blame you.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Enabled him a couple of times because he told me
to elbow him.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
It did not work, and at some point I was like,
I'm not gonna hurt him, Like, okay, I tried to whistle,
you don't work.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I heard I should have goodgirl to how to.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
How dies.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
That some point I was like, I was like, okay,
maybe if I go on the other side of the room,
it's not going to be as loud. So I was like,
I'm going to jump in between Brian and Laura closer
to him. I'm like, oh my god, it's snoring asunder.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
And I thought it was Brian.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
So I'm like, okay, I'm just going on Laura's.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Side, and so she pushes Laura into me.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I'm like, oh my god, what is going on? And
then Laura goes there's just ear plugs. Take the ear
plugs are on the n.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Okay, and then Brian. We wake up in the morning.
I feel great. Well.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
In the middle of the night, I woke up because
I heard this snoring going on. I was like, oh
my god, cry and really is Yeah, I don't know,
you guys thought it was me.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
It was so deep it was like a man pretty.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It was, yes, I thought it was. It sounded like
a man's breathing. No.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Because and let me tell you why I found that. Yeah,
why I was upset? Why you thought of me? Because
I remember waking up and look and like me, like,
what is that noise? And I look over as like
head back, open mouths. I was like, I'm almost just
like slept on the floor in d I stoud have
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done that. And then I woke up when Eric got
up at like eight am to go take a dump.
And I know specifically because it took him like three
minutes to figure out how to flush the toilet.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh my god, So well, no, I didn't. I didn't
take a dump. I was. I was so no, I
was so tired that I had to sit down to pee,
Like I was so tired from what because you apparently, Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, let's not forget when we all wake up, Marie's
completely naked.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh yeah, Marie goes asleep and underwear and a sweatshirt
and she wakes up. But I have to say, Marie
looks like a little elf and nymph when she's asleep.
Her cute little face is all over the pillow and
she just like it was so cute, and then I
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was like, oh, she's naked. I was like, I could
have just totally worn nothing and been okay.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, and I'm sorry about this.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I was.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I was telling them I'm sorry about this because I
made a whole point about asking Eric to not sleep naked.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Which is reasonable.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
And then she was off the top and then yeah,
well I forgot my pagona, so I did sleep in
a sweater.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And then he got so hot overnight. I was like, okay,
I have to take it off. I'm a hypocrite. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
But in your defense, you weren't just like spread eagles.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
To the covered up.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
I was not, but it was funny.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I told her I looked like the show Girls poster
because I just had the leg out. I did that
a couple of times because.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
It was hot. It was why why don't you guys
mess with the therma.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
I had it set at a nice cool temperature. And
then Laura, before you go to bed, she goes, it's
cold near I'm turning it up and.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Touched that not yes.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You did, because you said can you make it hotter?
And I said, Laura, thermostat's right walked over.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
While you were awake and go fix it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
When before I did not recall touching the thermostat.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
I'm sorry, I have to.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You witnessed me doing. I witnessed you that.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I would have turned it. Well, I would have, except
at the time Marie also agreed with you, there's too
hot in there.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I was like, I guess I just sweat freeze.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Then when you got awake.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
When if I was the only one that was hot,
I figured the reason I.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Could I was wearing nothing. You could have got well,
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I thought it was the only one that was hot
because you had said it was.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I was awake. You could have asks I wasn't hot.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I felt everywhere I thought as a daisy. Because you
guys are expelling all that warm carbon monoxide.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I can't believe my mouth breathing. God damn it, I
am I ever gonna have a boyfriend now? I can't
sleep a bit.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, you can't. You can't. You you're not gonna be
allowed to have your phone.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
You're not gonna be allowed to have hostage tape.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You know what that is.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
And because I because I felt like if my mouth
was what I was waking up with dry mouth, I'm
like Oh, I think I might breathe out of my mouth.
I don't want to do that. I don't have a
stuffed up nose or anything. I don't know why I'm
deciding to breathe out of my mouth. So you put
this tape on your mouth, so you only breathe through
your nose. Well, like I end up ripping the thing
off or it stepped to my forehead in the morning,
Like I I'm like, that does work. So I don't
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know what to do.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Did I ever tell you when I bought those No,
did I ever tell you when I bought those nose
that nose tape the notes? Yeah, and the first time
I I the first night that I wore it, I
woke up the next morning and it was on the
back of my headboard, and then like the next day
it was wrapped around my pinky, and then the third
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day it was on my back.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Okay, So yeah, I just want to say, on the
topic of snoring, I was five drinks deep that night
and they were heavy drinks, and I still couldn't sleep
through your guys of snoring. Oh wow, that's a testament
to me or a testament to you.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
So I think it's.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Just because we're old.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I mean, Laura's snoring sounded like like a frenchie or
like a bulldog snoring.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
When it was you needed to hear yourself.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, oh boy, he had volume. You had like.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
And you had you had more than volume.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Like how do you say you had like pitch and
up And I'm being dramatic, but I promise you like
the bed.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Was like I was next to you. I was getting
like so more louder than me.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I was tempting to into the expensive liquor cabin in
our room and just finish myself off, Like, oh my god, horrible.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
That I kept apologized.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I wanted. I almost woke you up because I was like,
maybe if he drinks some water that could help.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh yeah, and I didn't drink any water.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
The water on the bed stands there. Yeah, we're smart people.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
We sleep. We drink a little bit of weather after.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Drinking before going to sleep.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
So we finished it.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I know you did not, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
The best part is is that Eric was asleep and
snoring while we were up still talking. He would all
but like he would just yeah, like the snory would
end it. He meediately start talking. Kid had been storing
it all half a second earlier and then he would
get quiet.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
That was start storing. That was so cute, Like.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah, I agree with Laura. Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You were trying so hard.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
It was I couldn't do it. Those sleeping when I
take that, I'm telling you those things.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Are what are they made it out of marijuanas?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
No, they're those only.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Ones are the Olie.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Uh wow, they put you out.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Anyway, I thought it was a great night. It was
really fun and of course was awesome. The room is
super cool. It was just I love all the the
eclecticness of it. It's just so.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Space for that room is literally alcohol. Yeah, so much
hotel alcohol.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
That thing it was that liquor cabinet was not that.
It was the size of a dresser. Yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I took up a law of the room for sure.
But anyway, you guys, it was really fun. Thanks for
doing that, and thanks Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I know, I know, what are we gonna do for
Marie's birthday?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Well you did not say happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Did I also forgot to carry up the stairs, so yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh yeah I was supposed to do that and he
in the morning, I.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Was like, no, I'm not hold on the backstory, I said,
and comment, I said, if you're too drunk, I'll carry
you up the stairs. And then later while she's not
too drunk, she's like, I'm going up to the room.
I said, okay, so yeah, And the next morning she goes,
you did not even carry me up the stairs. I'm like,
I could carry you down the stairs if you watch.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
It's not the.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Same, Brian, what did you forget?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I wasn't there. She went out, she walked herself up.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
She was right there. I said, I'm going up.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I didn't know you need to be carried.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Up the stairs.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, it's just fine, but.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I'll carry up these stairs, like if you really want, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You'll carry you to bed at night.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Anyway, wish fulfilled.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
That sounds weird that.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
The top of the stairs, get yourself down the hall.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Anyway. That was just so great, and of course, responding
Spirits and Brian, it was like our kind of like
going away party, but not at the same I.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Had a really good swimming roll in the morning, though.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Oh god, breakfast was the best.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Pretty good breakfast. Yes, I wanted the biscuits and gravy
so bad.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
On that patio too. That was pretty neat.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That was really nice. I know you missed you missed out.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I did. I had to dip out early.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I broke my roll too. I had a drink before noon,
which was a screwdriver though, so it's a breakfast drink, okay.
I chatted with the bartender. I was like, this is nice.
This is like a good morning vine.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah with the cinnamon roll is good. Oh yeah, have
the good frosting on it. It was huge too, and
it was soft.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Did it have like some deep like gooey parts like
and kind of off.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, the full nine yards. I
couldn't even finish it.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Oh my god, that sounds delicious.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Okay, well I think we're done. Guys, thank you so much.
And wow a lot was revealed that I didn't even realize.
From that night, you guys got no sleep at all.
I really know.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
One made a single romantic connection.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Nobody.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Laura was talking to nything. Laura was talking to like
a like a hopelessly young guy. Eric was too drunk
to do anything. I mean, were finding.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
The entire time.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I hated so much.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
You were you were you were starting to get on
my nerves. I was like, oh my god, Marie Chill,
you're so high strung.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well and then Laura, was it you or Andrea that said, oh,
you're gonna be the first one to get picked up?
And I said, no, I'm not. I said it's gonna
be either one of these two or you.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I think I said that.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I did you say it? I was like, oh, hell no.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Did you notice any was there any aspects that you
noticed there?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
No, Lay, I don't think lay. It's a very like
queer coded place.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Oh, there was a couple couples next to us.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, but they were already in couples.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, it's kind of a play.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, it's pretty trad it's not too fruity, I feel like, yeah,
but it was really fun.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
It was really great And don't forget you guys. On
the twenty first October Gorilla on YouTube, Malhall's movie is
gonna drop. Everybody watch it right when it comes out
because we want to make it go through the roof
all the views. Yes, October twenty first, seven pm on
(36:38):
eight hundred pound Gorilla.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
The name of a special is what are we doing today?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's awesome. I mean it's we saw the movie. It
was it's it's incredible, so fun. Okay, love, we love him,
We love you. Thanks for watching and thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And love your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I love you, my sweet baby, I love you. Bye.
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