July 8, 2025 • 38 mins
In this exciting episode of the podcast, Laura takes center stage as she reveals a surprising picture of her future lover, boyfriend, or soulmate—an intriguing purchase she made online. But before diving into this revelation, the trio of Laura, Erik, and Producer Bryan chat about their recent Fourth of July festivities, Laura's adventurous trip to Portland, and the latest happenings around the globe. Erik then transitions into the Double D News segment, serving up the juiciest celebrity gossip, including a sensational update on Denise Richards that you won't want to miss. Tune in for a blend of fun, laughter, and captivating discussions. Thank you for your continued support!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Thank you. I know. Okay, we're good to go. Okay, okay, Brian.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello, panic mode, I think you touched a bunch of
stuff accidentally.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Don't, oh, don't right off the jump.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Blame well, it didn't work right off the jump, so sorry,
that's why I fixed. It was your fault. Maybe. Hello,
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, thank Anyway, did you guys have a good fourth?
Did you do anything fun? What did you do? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yes, I saw friends in La so oh yeah if.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, No, you be a f fist down here right.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, she came down. Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And then my friend Julie came down with her boyfriend.
We all had dinner when we got back.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, so wait who and then you went to La
And then did you see fireworks?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, they were going on and they went on forever.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay, but you didn't see them.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
No, you could hear them. But they went on till
probably midnight.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, the illegal ones.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yes. And then here's the crazy thing.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
All over the news were idiots that were letting them off.
Like one whole house exploded in like Glendale or something
like that. Don't oh, no me to that because they
set off fireworks in their garage.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That happens like every year, though, and the whole house
went up.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
My dad used to go down to downtown LA and
buy fireworks and they and bring them back to the
house and they're illegal, You're not. Like we'd have to
like watch for helicopters at night to make sure that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
There was there was a whole of our own fire.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
There was a whole plant in LA that went up
explode that was manufactured fireworks. And the they interviewed one
of the girls.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And it was sad.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
She her it was her boyfriend's first day on the
job and he was one of like seven people unaccounted
for and they were die baby.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah they don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh no, the whole place when it was crazy, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
God, in those flooding in Texas, let me tell you,
there were so many.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Uh like picketers and stuff in LA because of ice
and all that stuff. Oh yeah, freeways were shut down.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It was insane.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Did you were you stuck in traffic because of no
but we were like honking like the of the pro Yeah,
the road. They were on every overpass and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They were like ice. Get out of La.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh my gosh. I saw a girl on roller skates
up here in Hillcrest and she had a big sign
a said ice eat my ass, like a two two one.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Like, oh my god, that is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But that flooding in Texas really I can't even imagine,
like like a hundred people and almost half of them
are children. And there was this camp that was I
think it's called like Camp Mystic or something that people
would send there. It's an all girls camp along the river,
(03:28):
and like they're still looking for some of the campers
and the counselors, and it's just it just makes me
think about like I could have you know, I used
to go to camp every summer with you know, Camp
Fox on Catalina Island, and I mean, easily something could
have happened like that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I just.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Goes out to those people. I just and they're saying
that because there were there are positions that weren't filled
in the National Weather Service Department, that the warnings weren't
uh accurate or enough there weren't enough of them, or
and it fell through the cracks or something. So anyway,
(04:13):
I don't know. I don't want to get political.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Learning yeah that's going to be bad for.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
But it's just really sad. I'm I just want to
say that anyway, but anyway mine.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I did not.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So my fourth July was really fun. I the night
before the fourth of July, I spent the night in
the back house in Cornado of my friend Bill Sankey.
He's a longtime Coronado resident. He is the photographer the
for the Hotel Dell, the resident photographer, and so he
and I were uh hosting the parade, the Coronado Fourth
(04:56):
of July Parade on what in one of the blocks
They had hosts like each block, And it was really fun.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You looked adorable.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
How do you know?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
We facetimed each other.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't have the recollection of that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Wow, I saw her there. She didn't look that good.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, Brian sees me there. He doesn't even give me
a shout out or like hey, Laura, what's up?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You were working?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But it's not just like oh you were like on
the clock. You were actively MCing. But you could have like, hey,
I thought about it, but I didn't know you'd see.
I was on their side of the street.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh you were like behind me.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
No, I was in front of you on their side
of the street. God, you were busy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Anyway, it was really really fun and it's just such
a slice of.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
American you know that phrase, I wouldn't cross the street
to see you.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Active parade going on, So that was super fun. Oh
and then I was doing live reports for Cogo AM
six center Coco News.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You're kind of a big deal. What is that?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What is that? It's a radio station, gen Radio? What
are you? Are you? Gen Z? Gen Z you gen Z?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Or you this millennial by like two years.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So they had me do a report from the Grassy
area that's in between Orange Avenue North and South. People
get there at like three o'clock in the morning and
they camp out. There was a woman that had a
full on, beautiful patio set set up on the green.
(06:30):
She had an umbrella with a table, adirondock chairs you
know in Cornado.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yes, the parade's not worth it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, the parade has been the same forever and that's
what's so But it's it's that's what's so sweet about. Yes,
it's very heartwarming and spirit though. It really is, it
really is. It's been going on. It's seventy six years.
Oh my god, seventy six years. But I mean it's
what the point of the point the parade really is
(07:01):
to focus.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
On been going on almost as long as I have.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Quite you'll get there, though, to focus on the veterans
and stuff. And you know as the years pass that
they're fewer and fewer and fewer.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But they let anybody be in that parade. There was
anybody in that parade.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, they do not. They do too, Okay, all right,
give me an example.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They had a guy who had his car dressed up
as or made up to be the Ghostbuster's car, except
it was a Ford Explorer, not even like the Chevy
Hurst or whatever. It was the Cadillac hearse, and I
was like it was it was honestly it's piece of junk.
But I was like, wow, anybody can be a bookalver.
And they had some Michael Tyler had some classic cars,
(07:46):
but they weren't that old. They were just kind of old.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Anyway. Whatever whatever you think of the parade, it was,
it's just really fun, so.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Fine good On Saturday, after I got back, so I
left l A like one thirty and I got back,
oh about four.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
There was no traffic, are.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You talking on the fourth of July?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
On the I came back on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Jenny Collins birthday fifth.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yes, I happy, Dido, good boy, and I didn't hit
traffic till I hit.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Ocean side.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh that's right by Camp Filton, because it was the
Delmar Fair. So I will take the seventy six to
the fifteen to get home because I had I was
meeting Marla and Julie.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And it was backed up all the way to is
seventy six.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It was yeah, because of the fair, stand still, parking
lot traffic, and I was like, I got to get home,
like I got to get home, change, I need to
take a shower, I need to throw my laundry in.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The seventy six is like no joke either.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, because there's so many freaking lights, which I did
not plan on when it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Said not a highway, it really is not an I was.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Just like, there are so many frickin' lights on this thing.
I was having a moment there.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Fair traffic's the worst, but nothing compared to what happened
after dinner.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So I go to leave, Yes, use the bathroom, nope,
emergency nope. I go to leave, Get on fourth head
towards the bridge. Cop cars everywhere. Nobody is getting on
or off the bridge. This is the Coronada Bridge, right
on the fifth. On the fifth, nobody coming onto Coronado,
nobody leaving. And so I call Marlon. I'm all, hey,
(09:38):
are you stuck in traffic? And they were going down uh.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The strand, the strand uh huh.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So she goes, Oh, the traffic's terrible, but it's not
bad now. So I get on Orange, get on the
strand and I have to go past the uh like
the lows.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Then it is bumper to bumper traffic because they're only
those two ways on or off the island.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So I had to go all the way down when
I was the.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Bridge closed jumper. Oh no, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I know it was a scene. I was.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I didn't get home till eleven o'clock and I left
at nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Wow. I was not a happy camper.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh, and we weren't on last week because I was
in Portland. I took my mom and we went up
to Portland and my mom's best friend, Judy church Anti
Doodoo lives in Lake Oswego, which is the which is
a swanky part of like Portland. And then Charlie and
his wife Maya live in like in like a suburb
(10:46):
of Portland, and it was so fun. I love Portland.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's beautiful. It's completely chill. There is a dispensary like
on every block by the way.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Portland also the first city to like light up and
fire anytime anything happens. What do you mean, what do
you Portland? They burned their city of the ground anytime
any civil unrest happens. It's the first city to go
up in flames every time.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, they don't have any sales tax, which is really
super fun. There is a store that I live for
called fred Meyer. Have you heard of fred Myer?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh? My god.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
When I was in rehab, I went. I was in
Oregon at Hazelton and our third week, our treat was
we got to go to out in the white van.
They took us out and we got to go to
a fred Meyer. And this is the first time we
had been out of the facility in three weeks and so,
(11:44):
but we had to hold hands with another person so
we wouldn't like run away. It was very intense. It
was so intense. So but I was like, whoa, this
is so cool. They sell Adidas here and they sell
couches and they sell like food and there's like altertain
they sell flowers. I mean it's like it's like Walmart,
(12:06):
but it's like ten times better. It is so fun.
I love fred Meire and then I also love Portland
because you don't have to pump your own gas. Someone
pumps it for you.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh God for because pumping gas is the hardest.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't like it. I would love to roll up.
I love rolling up and just having someone go pump
my gas for me.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's how it is in Via Guadalupe in Mexico. Yeah, yeah,
you don't pump your own gas.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It used to be the way here. I remember my
dad used to come home with like toys and stuff.
They used to give away stuff at the gas station
with like figurines and cars and cool things. I don't know.
And then then now we have I hate pumping gas.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's like, oh yeah, getting gas sucks, but the pumping
is not the hard part.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
By the way, I'm living on borrowed time.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Why well, you're coming up on seven five? I was, okay,
what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well, does this mean I'm going to have to scrape
your name off the marquee faster than I thought.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, no, no, the mob's after you.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Wait, let me tea you something real quick. I have
a picture somebody drew. Oh what my future saw me?
Looks like?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Is it me? Does it look just like me? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I have a picture. It's twenty four hours and I'll
show you. Yeah. I paid five dollars ninety nine cents,
and then they wanted you to add on all these
other things like the tarot and this, but I didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
But where did you get this from?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh it was an online thing. But no, it wasn't it.
But I will reveal all that, sur I will reveal
all that in a minute. But oh boy, but where
was your one?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
What's your borrowed time? Oh? Hitman's come for you?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
This I don't know, it's probably wait a minute, oh wait,
they never they never ring the door.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Do you want me to get it?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Let's say, let's see is that?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Who else can it be? Is someone coming to shoot you?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Laura?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, okay, I'm sorry, but I have door dashed a
million times.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And they leave it, and they leave it at well,
maybe she quit the ring the door button.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Now this chaos, there's a dog everywhere. Make sure they
don't go out. Oh this is this is a chaos.
Oh my god, this is my life. This is my life.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Complete kid, she thought she thought the grim Reaper was
at her door.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, I know, I thought. Okay, here's why I'm living
on borrow time. My jeep lease is up. Okay, and
I extended the lease for a month. Sorry, I want
to extend it for a couple more months. And I
can't tell you why. I will eventually, but I can't.
I there's something going on. I will be coming into
(15:06):
a car of some sort soon some way, but anyway.
So then I get a letter that said that it
was denied, and I'm like, wait a minute. It was
due on June seventeen.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Did they repoe it?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No? Oh wait no, here's the thing. Now, you guys
need to help destroy your credit to Oh my credit
is I don't even don't don't let it get lower. Now, listen,
I need your support and help.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I pitch it for a bicycle.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
No, no, no, no, no, not not for that. I am
terrified of calling Chrysler Financial right now?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Do you need me to do it? Wait? What just
call that? I need to take care.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, but I really, what I really want is a
couple more months on the lease.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well call them in that Wait, we talked about this
two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I know, but I didn't. I haven't done anything about them.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Well, do you want me to call and say I'm
your husband?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Okay, wait them, Well are they gonna say, Laura, I'm
just we're disappointed here, really disappointed. I'm going to call
and I'm going to ask for a married guy.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
And then I'm going to go, Hey, my wife, you
know forgot about her lease being due. You know what
I'm saying, Yeah, the old ball and chain shee, you know,
forgot pregnancy brain?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
You know?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Gosh, what am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You're going to call them?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I want to call them, and then I need to
find a motor transportation which is not going to be
a renter car.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I have a feeling you're going to be giving a
lot of hand jobs in the back.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
In the back lot of what.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Of the cheap dealership?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Because of my you better wear one of those things
so you don't get carpal tunnel.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh my god, what is this going to give to me?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
An extension? Go, I'm telling you go to home depot
and go look at see how gonna say do their
pickup trucks.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's right, you tell me, I remember, Okay, okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just call them. It's not that hard just to be like, hey,
any chance I get it? If not, go turn go
turn it in before they just like to overshare, so.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You know how, Sometimes it's like kind of like going
to the gym when you haven't gone in forever, or
like going to a meeting when you haven't gone forever,
or like, it's just that thing that I have to do.
I have to deal with it, but I'm kind of
scared and I just don't do it.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I don't has no shame whatsoever. Can't make a phone call.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, I something is preventing me from doing this.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You will ask people the most awkward questions in front
of like a crowded room, but you can't make a
phone call. No.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Oh my god, I know I could have done it today.
He didn't you do it right now? I don't know
like every time, and there's central times, so I have
to be aware of that. So I have to call
them tomorrow. They're going to tell me take bring your
car in and then I want to be like, okay, Eric,
(18:06):
can you come pick me up? Can I borrow your
car for like five months?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, oh my god, don't. Okay, this is we're getting
off topic. Okay, by the.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Way, can you imagine what the inside of my new
car would look like.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
If I have dog hair?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Lipstick recepts exactly, French fries, toothpicks, flawsticks, god hair, lots
of hair, maybe not so much anymore, but everything. Yes,
definitely a lipstick underneath for sure, melted met on the carpet. Anyway, Okay,
(18:52):
this is the summer. Remember last summer was Brat summer,
Brat Girl summer, and then there was Hot Girl summer. Well,
guess what this summer is, Oh god, bob girl summer.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Bob true. Well correction, First of all, last summer was
Brad summer. Every summer is Hot Girl summer. Though that's
just that's a universal thing that's every year.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
But this year it's Bob girls summer.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Never heard of that?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, I know, because it's trending. Everybody's chopping their hair off,
really everyone, That's what I read.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Where did you read that?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I googled it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You're reporting sometimes is well.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I looked, I looked up what's trending today, and it
said Bob girl summer looked up where no good goal
peace anyways. So I was like, look, I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Totally you're ahead of You're ahead of the game. Even
though I come right, I think it may be somewhat
of a trend for people doing it, but I don't
think there's that many people doing it. A Bob.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, Marie doesn't have a Bob. She cut her hair,
but she doesn't have a Bob.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
No Bob is like is like this, Oh even shorter
Bob is like the girl, the character from The Incredibles
who makes all their supersuits.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So right, yeah, well with the bangs.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah no, no Bob, but Bob is like that length,
like real short.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You can have a long. Mine is a long bob.
Mine is a Bob. I am sporting a Bob.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Brian, Okay, did you make up this trend because you
have a Bob?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
No, it's just not I did not, but I was
excited because I saw it. I was like, oh, yay, okay,
let's do the double D and then I will reveal
to you my future soulmate. Okay, who what he looks like,
and where I'm going to meet him and the time frame.
(20:44):
Really uh huh they gave me the whole thing took
twenty four hours for five bucks.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Wow, what a great deal. You're not reliable, So I want,
I want.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm excited to hear what you guys say about this
picture and who you think it looks like. Okay, so
double D time, double D, double D double D show business.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Never do that again. That was awful. Really, it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm just trying to pump things up.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
P Diddy was found guilty on two out of five.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
This it was he was two out of five.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Two out of five, and he's looking at ten years
per charge.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, so he could potentially spend twenty years in.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Jailah, but he'll probably get like a year and a half.
Who knows. Yeah, he's only.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Gonna get I mean, is he gonna go to like
Camp Cupcake like that kind of thing, or is he
go to prison.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
He'll go to a prison. I mean, he'll get a
little bit better treatment because he's a celebrity. They'll put
him in a better place for his safety. Yeah, like
he'll least be put separately. But he probably there's a
chance he only gets probated. No, he probably has a
manatory jail time. But Uh, it depends on the sentencing guidelines,
but he'll probably it's also I think it's his first offense.
He's got a furious.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I bet, oh man, he's going to be a king
of that prison.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
You well, considering that there was stuff involving women and kids.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh maybe not. Then he might just might.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
He'd better watch it.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Maybe he'll be put in solitary. You can find it
just for his partison.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Know what happened to Jeffrey Epstein?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's right, killed himself?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, yeah, killed himself. I bet he actually did.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Actor Michael Madsen from Reservoir Dogs and Julian McMahon from
Nip Tuck.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Died last week.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Madsen was sixty seven, McMahon was fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Michael Madsen, Yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Actually he had a stroke, Denny or a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
And then the Nip Tuck dude was young too.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, he had cancer and just didn't share it with anybody.
He was just battling it. His wife released a statement
the Norm McDonald way he had passed.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, bom, he's in the New Fantastic Four movie. He
played the doctor in those films.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
And he was on Niptok. If you guys have never
seen Niptok. Never, you've never seen Niptok.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
No, I thought it was about the plastic surgeons, but
it is, Laura Eric, it is the breaking bad. Trust me,
it is so old.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Don't even go there. Don't go there.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Girlfriend, boyfriend, girl friend, not even utter that this show
is so good.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's nowhere near breaking bad.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh my god, Niptok was so good. Denise Richards's husband,
Aaron Pfeiffer's this is hot off the press. I actually
got a call from a friend of mine that that's
a Hollywood reporter who told me this, and just as
we say, started the show, it broke on TMZ. What
(24:02):
Aaron Pfeiffers, who's married to Denise Richards, filed for divorce
on July fourth, no, citing irreconcilable differences. Now this is
where it gets good. They were together for six years,
no kids, but he was trying to adopt her daughter Eloise.
Oh okay, yes, no word if that had gone through already.
He is seeking spousal support from her because he claims
(24:24):
he has no income. He estimates that she's grossing over
two hundred and fifty thousand per month, from OnlyFans, TV
brand deals and appearances. She's doing OnlyFans along with the
daughter Sam she used. She still looks pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
What is she doing on OnlyFans?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I would imagine showing pictures of herself? She is yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I didn't think she was. She went down that road.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
She did Playboy a couple of times. She is yeah,
or struck me as like that type. I didn't wild.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I know she did wild things, but I didn't think
she was like the kind that would just like pop
out her boobs on the boob tube and people pay
for it.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Now Aaron estimates that they spend get this, now, this
is something. This is had I not known that this
was attached to their story. I think that they were
talking about you. Twenty thousand a month on close, eighteen
thousand on rent, fifteen thousand on entertainment, fifteen thousand on
eating out, ten thousand on groceries, and eight thousand on
(25:28):
utilities per month. She pays for everything. Wow, Now all
he wants is his power tools is twenty eighteen Indian
dark Horse motorcycle and a Ford Shelby GT.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Five hundred. Oh, Now that's what he wants.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
That's where he wants that and spousal support, and spousal
depends on how much that spouse support is.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Now. When he was on.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
The Housewives of Beverly Hills, right, you know, she was
always bragging about his big dick. And I just recently
because she has that show on I think it's Peacock
or Hulu called Denise Richards Wild Things, and it's her
whole life with her family. It was kind of a
(26:16):
snoozefest until he walked into a photoshoot that was she
was doing in a pair of gray sweatpants.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You could see everything.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'll show you the photo, Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
It looked like he was smuggling a California redwood in
the front of those sweatpants. So, and he was briefly
married to Nicolette Sheridan from Desperate Housewives briefly, so he
has a type. They met at his healing practice in
Malibu where she did prevented a DNA repair.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm sure that's like, so Hollywood, that's such a Hollywood Sure,
I know what the DNA was. That is such, oh
my gosh, hilarious.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
And on the show she's like, I will never get
divorced again. This is it I don't care if we
hate each other, We're never getting divorced.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And then you go, yeah, never say never.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
So I watched a couple of things when I was
in LA. I watched Echo Valley.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh that's good. It was Julian Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That is so good.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
It was really good. Yes, I'm no, it's Apple.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's on Apple. Okay, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
And then I saw last night. I saw Jurassic Park Rebirth.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Okay, it was good, you know what, Okay, continue, no,
just it was good.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It was about as good as the first one. It
was really good.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You fall asleep?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
You okay? Well that that's a that's actually a good sign.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, that's a good sign that I did not fall.
And on Netflix, so they had the poop Cruise right,
Oh train Wreck?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh dude, I saw it.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Okay, did you watch the one that just came out
on American Apparel?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I started it.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Oh that is crazy, he was I love this bonkers.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I love this train wreck. Oh god, series, there's one
about a mayor in Canada who was a show. And
then there's the poop Cruise. Those poor people.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh that was so gross. I would have I literally
would have just jumped off the ship.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
And then the American apparel thing. Oh yeah, gosh, oh
my god, I was a scum.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Backs they show.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
The video of him totally naked, like with his employees
in the room, Like he just takes off his clothes
and is walking around full bush full wiener, I just
like naked as a jaybird.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Like he called one of his buoyses and I hate
your f you Oh yeah, you so much.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Just called him up. Is like a greeting. Yeah, he
just called him up and told me and hated him.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
And then yeah, I hate you, that's what he said.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, and then he started firing. Oh my god, it was.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Are there American apparels?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh they are all gone?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
They are?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I wait a minute, are there still American? Or No?
I don't think so. I thought that they all There
was one here in Neilcrest, remember.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yes, there was.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
The Chinese restaurant yep.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, and then that. Yeah, it was all very basic.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Stuff, yes, and just to all different colors.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I wasn't into that.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I didn't own one American apparel thing at all.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
And that's it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I saw the f One movie this last I saw
it too. It was great that.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I got a review from one of our listeners who
said she was bummed out because there was no love
scenes because Brad Pitts in it. She wants to see
there was.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, there was a love scene in it wasn't very graphic.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Well you know, she's it. Was it kissing? Was it
like it was sex? It was sex, but it wasn't it, relied.
He does. He look great, He looks good for it.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Actually, Kerry Condone looks good too. Yeah she does. She's
in her I know she's at least in her forties.
I know it's earlier late though.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Everybody in that movie did a great job and that
you have to see it in Dolby. That is one
of those movies that if you're going to fork out
twenty or twenty five bucks or whatever a ticket costs
to see it, go see it in Dolby because the
sound it literally.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Vibrates the chairs. It's yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh wow, yeah, okay, Now I was doom scrolling of course.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh my god, just flip her eyes.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Want no, no, no, no, I'm going to read something to
you when where you'll meet your soul meet? So anyway,
I saw this thing and said, you know, we I
had to give my birthday, where I was born, what
time I was born, what sign I am, and then
take a selfie okay, and then for it was five
ninety nine or six nine nine or something like it.
(31:13):
They were going to draw me a picture within twenty
four hours, some psychic of my soulmate.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Okay, is it basically like you with a fashion No?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
No, I feel like Laura's lying. I feel like it's
way more than six bucks. No. No, it's too embarrassed to
say she really was.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Honestly, no. But but they kept trying to tack on,
like John Tarot, do you want if you want to
if you want the picture in a half hour, pay.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
This if you want to pack, and it's going to
be another five ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, so this is what I paid for. I paid
for like a little bit of this, and then I
paid for the picture.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay, boy, there's one born every minute.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
In about six months. The universe will guide you to
a space of innovation, excitement, and open minded connection. You're
likely to meet at an unconventional event or gathering, perhaps
a tech.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Conference, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
A creative workshop. Oh more, a social cause event where
new ideas and future possibilities take center stage.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
These spaces will offer the perfect backdrop for your encounter
where intellectual curiosity and forward thinking ideas bring people together.
I'm very attracted to intellectual people.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I am famous for her own intellectualism.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
As you explore this event or space, you'll be surrounded
by people who share your love for innovation, new ideas,
and breaking boundaries. It could be a gathering focus on
future technologies. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. The atmosphere
will be filled with energy. You will feel instantly at
ease in an environment where individuality and authenticity are celebrated.
(32:57):
Oh my, and then it goes into this, and then
it says, this is how whacked out this is. Before
I show you the picture, she would immediately catch your attention.
Oh like, wait, hello, did you not see my picture
in my name? Like you, at least you're getting about right, I.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Mean be attracted to women. You homophobe, I know.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
But like hello, Maybe maybe maybe where it's where it's
practicing authenticity and individual Maybe you'll meet your soulmate at
the gay Pride parade.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Maybe maybe you are going to discover something about yourself.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Maybe maybe the dike's on bikes you'll be like, maybe
they'll be like, wow, look at that blonde over there
on the sideline.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Whether she's engaging in a passionate conversation about a visionary idea,
participating in a brainstorming session, or simply contributing.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Do they still call it that? By the way, I've
never heard of that. What is that what it's still called?
He is dyke a bad learn now?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Well no, but that's what they used to call it.
I haven't been to Pride and wait years.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Here's what I want to know. Is twink a slur?
I've been told conflicting things. I don't. I don't think so, Like,
is not a no otter? Is a small hairy guy
a skinny hairy guy. Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
And it bears a big right, of course.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But twink is like like a feminine little yeah hairless
man boy.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
But is that that's not a slur?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't know. Some people have told me it is.
Really it's such a good term to describe like that
type of that stereot to earth.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
But do people describe themselves like that?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah? I don't know. I guess always continue.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Uh, your conversation will start naturally, sparked by a shared
curiosity or a topic that excites you both. Her ability
to think outside the box and approach life with an
open mind will energize you and inspire you to think
in new directions.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
You are going to be thinking of new directions. Wait,
did they send you a picture a female or no?
This is a copy and paste. They forgot to change.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
She totally, totally, totally, So anyway, the encounter, So anyway,
six months, all right, so you ready to see Yeah, okay,
this is my this is my soulmate, this is.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
My soulmate, this is your future wife.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I'm going to meet with no within six months?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay, maybe it's maybe it's a woman with a hormone problem.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Maybe it's maybe maybe friends.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
That could be Just show the picture huge, Okay, Okay,
by the way, that's an AI generated image. That's not bad, Laura,
that's what do you think?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
If that's what if that's what walks into your life.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
She's beautiful. They didn't they didn't claim this is hand drawn?
Right they did, because that is an AI generated image.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
She doesn't look like anybody we know Jackman.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, she's pretty hot, but like No, that's literally Hugh Jackman,
but normalized like even that.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Would it be weird?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, it's not Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Wouldn't be crazy if I ended up with a guy
and he looks just like this.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What? No, you paid six bucks for it? AI black
and white image of the most nondescript looking man ever.
That's like generic handsome man.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Three or I'd want to film the podcast every day
at your house.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
If he's got a good head of hair.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, a great head of hair. Oh my gosh, because
you guys. The eyes aren't too crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, the eyes are nice. He's got he's got quite
a bit of wrinkles, but that's okay. That's he's got
a good strung jaw line. And his lips are look
they're not they're fine, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Kill me. Why are we discussing this Ai January black lines.
This is awful? Six bucks? Geez, I was.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Gonna bust out my love spell kit, but let's do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Why you can't do it for a man doesn't exist.
Let's do your love spell.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
We'll do it next time they tell you his name
is they know?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Because Drake? Do you hackman?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
They if you if I wanted his initials, I would
have had to have paid like four ninety ninety more.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
What a good deal.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It was kind of like that, like if you want
to know this, or I didn't pay for that. All
he paid for was the picture.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oh okay, so you're not a sucker because you'll pay
for the picture. Yeah. He's kind of lumber Jackie, isn't he. Yeah,
that's literally Hugh Jackman's short. Hugh Jackman is not that
is she short? And I don't think is he's got dimples?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I like the dome god kill. Anyway, all right, we
will be back on Thursday with a new episode, And
thank you guys for hanging with us while we well,
I was an Oregon and it's you know, summer vacation time,
and we've been off, we've been on, we've been off,
we've been on, but we're still here. And thank you
(38:00):
for watching. Thank you for listening, and love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I love you too, Thanks self fetching stop it, love
your podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I love you, my sweet babies. Bye h
Thank you. I know. Okay, we're good to go. Okay, okay, Brian.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello, panic mode, I think you touched a bunch of
stuff accidentally.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Don't, oh, don't right off the jump.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Blame well, it didn't work right off the jump, so sorry,
that's why I fixed. It was your fault. Maybe. Hello,
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, thank Anyway, did you guys have a good fourth?
Did you do anything fun? What did you do? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yes, I saw friends in La so oh yeah if.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, No, you be a f fist down here right.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, she came down. Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And then my friend Julie came down with her boyfriend.
We all had dinner when we got back.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, so wait who and then you went to La
And then did you see fireworks?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, they were going on and they went on forever.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay, but you didn't see them.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
No, you could hear them. But they went on till
probably midnight.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, the illegal ones.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yes. And then here's the crazy thing.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
All over the news were idiots that were letting them off.
Like one whole house exploded in like Glendale or something
like that. Don't oh, no me to that because they
set off fireworks in their garage.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That happens like every year, though, and the whole house
went up.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
My dad used to go down to downtown LA and
buy fireworks and they and bring them back to the
house and they're illegal, You're not. Like we'd have to
like watch for helicopters at night to make sure that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
There was there was a whole of our own fire.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
There was a whole plant in LA that went up
explode that was manufactured fireworks. And the they interviewed one
of the girls.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And it was sad.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
She her it was her boyfriend's first day on the
job and he was one of like seven people unaccounted
for and they were die baby.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah they don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh no, the whole place when it was crazy, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
God, in those flooding in Texas, let me tell you,
there were so many.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Uh like picketers and stuff in LA because of ice
and all that stuff. Oh yeah, freeways were shut down.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It was insane.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Did you were you stuck in traffic because of no
but we were like honking like the of the pro Yeah,
the road. They were on every overpass and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They were like ice. Get out of La.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh my gosh. I saw a girl on roller skates
up here in Hillcrest and she had a big sign
a said ice eat my ass, like a two two one.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Like, oh my god, that is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But that flooding in Texas really I can't even imagine,
like like a hundred people and almost half of them
are children. And there was this camp that was I
think it's called like Camp Mystic or something that people
would send there. It's an all girls camp along the river,
(03:28):
and like they're still looking for some of the campers
and the counselors, and it's just it just makes me
think about like I could have you know, I used
to go to camp every summer with you know, Camp
Fox on Catalina Island, and I mean, easily something could
have happened like that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I just.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Goes out to those people. I just and they're saying
that because there were there are positions that weren't filled
in the National Weather Service Department, that the warnings weren't
uh accurate or enough there weren't enough of them, or
and it fell through the cracks or something. So anyway,
(04:13):
I don't know. I don't want to get political.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Learning yeah that's going to be bad for.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
But it's just really sad. I'm I just want to
say that anyway, but anyway mine.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I did not.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So my fourth July was really fun. I the night
before the fourth of July, I spent the night in
the back house in Cornado of my friend Bill Sankey.
He's a longtime Coronado resident. He is the photographer the
for the Hotel Dell, the resident photographer, and so he
and I were uh hosting the parade, the Coronado Fourth
(04:56):
of July Parade on what in one of the blocks
They had hosts like each block, And it was really fun.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You looked adorable.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
How do you know?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
We facetimed each other.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't have the recollection of that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Wow, I saw her there. She didn't look that good.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, Brian sees me there. He doesn't even give me
a shout out or like hey, Laura, what's up?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You were working?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But it's not just like oh you were like on
the clock. You were actively MCing. But you could have like, hey,
I thought about it, but I didn't know you'd see.
I was on their side of the street.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh you were like behind me.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
No, I was in front of you on their side
of the street. God, you were busy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Anyway, it was really really fun and it's just such
a slice of.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
American you know that phrase, I wouldn't cross the street
to see you.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Active parade going on, So that was super fun. Oh
and then I was doing live reports for Cogo AM
six center Coco News.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You're kind of a big deal. What is that?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What is that? It's a radio station, gen Radio? What
are you? Are you? Gen Z? Gen Z you gen Z?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Or you this millennial by like two years.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So they had me do a report from the Grassy
area that's in between Orange Avenue North and South. People
get there at like three o'clock in the morning and
they camp out. There was a woman that had a
full on, beautiful patio set set up on the green.
(06:30):
She had an umbrella with a table, adirondock chairs you
know in Cornado.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yes, the parade's not worth it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, the parade has been the same forever and that's
what's so But it's it's that's what's so sweet about. Yes,
it's very heartwarming and spirit though. It really is, it
really is. It's been going on. It's seventy six years.
Oh my god, seventy six years. But I mean it's
what the point of the point the parade really is
(07:01):
to focus.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
On been going on almost as long as I have.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Quite you'll get there, though, to focus on the veterans
and stuff. And you know as the years pass that
they're fewer and fewer and fewer.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But they let anybody be in that parade. There was
anybody in that parade.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, they do not. They do too, Okay, all right,
give me an example.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They had a guy who had his car dressed up
as or made up to be the Ghostbuster's car, except
it was a Ford Explorer, not even like the Chevy
Hurst or whatever. It was the Cadillac hearse, and I
was like it was it was honestly it's piece of junk.
But I was like, wow, anybody can be a bookalver.
And they had some Michael Tyler had some classic cars,
(07:46):
but they weren't that old. They were just kind of old.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Anyway. Whatever whatever you think of the parade, it was,
it's just really fun, so.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Fine good On Saturday, after I got back, so I
left l A like one thirty and I got back,
oh about four.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
There was no traffic, are.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You talking on the fourth of July?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
On the I came back on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Jenny Collins birthday fifth.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yes, I happy, Dido, good boy, and I didn't hit
traffic till I hit.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Ocean side.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh that's right by Camp Filton, because it was the
Delmar Fair. So I will take the seventy six to
the fifteen to get home because I had I was
meeting Marla and Julie.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And it was backed up all the way to is
seventy six.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It was yeah, because of the fair, stand still, parking
lot traffic, and I was like, I got to get home,
like I got to get home, change, I need to
take a shower, I need to throw my laundry in.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The seventy six is like no joke either.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, because there's so many freaking lights, which I did
not plan on when it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Said not a highway, it really is not an I was.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Just like, there are so many frickin' lights on this thing.
I was having a moment there.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Fair traffic's the worst, but nothing compared to what happened
after dinner.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So I go to leave, Yes, use the bathroom, nope,
emergency nope. I go to leave, Get on fourth head
towards the bridge. Cop cars everywhere. Nobody is getting on
or off the bridge. This is the Coronada Bridge, right
on the fifth. On the fifth, nobody coming onto Coronado,
nobody leaving. And so I call Marlon. I'm all, hey,
(09:38):
are you stuck in traffic? And they were going down uh.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The strand, the strand uh huh.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So she goes, Oh, the traffic's terrible, but it's not
bad now. So I get on Orange, get on the
strand and I have to go past the uh like
the lows.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Then it is bumper to bumper traffic because they're only
those two ways on or off the island.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So I had to go all the way down when
I was the.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Bridge closed jumper. Oh no, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I know it was a scene. I was.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I didn't get home till eleven o'clock and I left
at nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Wow. I was not a happy camper.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh, and we weren't on last week because I was
in Portland. I took my mom and we went up
to Portland and my mom's best friend, Judy church Anti
Doodoo lives in Lake Oswego, which is the which is
a swanky part of like Portland. And then Charlie and
his wife Maya live in like in like a suburb
(10:46):
of Portland, and it was so fun. I love Portland.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's beautiful. It's completely chill. There is a dispensary like
on every block by the way.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Portland also the first city to like light up and
fire anytime anything happens. What do you mean, what do
you Portland? They burned their city of the ground anytime
any civil unrest happens. It's the first city to go
up in flames every time.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, they don't have any sales tax, which is really
super fun. There is a store that I live for
called fred Meyer. Have you heard of fred Myer?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh? My god.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
When I was in rehab, I went. I was in
Oregon at Hazelton and our third week, our treat was
we got to go to out in the white van.
They took us out and we got to go to
a fred Meyer. And this is the first time we
had been out of the facility in three weeks and so,
(11:44):
but we had to hold hands with another person so
we wouldn't like run away. It was very intense. It
was so intense. So but I was like, whoa, this
is so cool. They sell Adidas here and they sell
couches and they sell like food and there's like altertain
they sell flowers. I mean it's like it's like Walmart,
(12:06):
but it's like ten times better. It is so fun.
I love fred Meire and then I also love Portland
because you don't have to pump your own gas. Someone
pumps it for you.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh God for because pumping gas is the hardest.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't like it. I would love to roll up.
I love rolling up and just having someone go pump
my gas for me.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's how it is in Via Guadalupe in Mexico. Yeah, yeah,
you don't pump your own gas.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It used to be the way here. I remember my
dad used to come home with like toys and stuff.
They used to give away stuff at the gas station
with like figurines and cars and cool things. I don't know.
And then then now we have I hate pumping gas.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's like, oh yeah, getting gas sucks, but the pumping
is not the hard part.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
By the way, I'm living on borrowed time.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Why well, you're coming up on seven five? I was, okay,
what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well, does this mean I'm going to have to scrape
your name off the marquee faster than I thought.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, no, no, the mob's after you.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Wait, let me tea you something real quick. I have
a picture somebody drew. Oh what my future saw me?
Looks like?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Is it me? Does it look just like me? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I have a picture. It's twenty four hours and I'll
show you. Yeah. I paid five dollars ninety nine cents,
and then they wanted you to add on all these
other things like the tarot and this, but I didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
But where did you get this from?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh it was an online thing. But no, it wasn't it.
But I will reveal all that, sur I will reveal
all that in a minute. But oh boy, but where
was your one?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
What's your borrowed time? Oh? Hitman's come for you?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
This I don't know, it's probably wait a minute, oh wait,
they never they never ring the door.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Do you want me to get it?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Let's say, let's see is that?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Who else can it be? Is someone coming to shoot you?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Laura?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, okay, I'm sorry, but I have door dashed a
million times.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And they leave it, and they leave it at well,
maybe she quit the ring the door button.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Now this chaos, there's a dog everywhere. Make sure they
don't go out. Oh this is this is a chaos.
Oh my god, this is my life. This is my life.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Complete kid, she thought she thought the grim Reaper was
at her door.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, I know, I thought. Okay, here's why I'm living
on borrow time. My jeep lease is up. Okay, and
I extended the lease for a month. Sorry, I want
to extend it for a couple more months. And I
can't tell you why. I will eventually, but I can't.
I there's something going on. I will be coming into
(15:06):
a car of some sort soon some way, but anyway.
So then I get a letter that said that it
was denied, and I'm like, wait a minute. It was
due on June seventeen.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Did they repoe it?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No? Oh wait no, here's the thing. Now, you guys
need to help destroy your credit to Oh my credit
is I don't even don't don't let it get lower. Now, listen,
I need your support and help.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I pitch it for a bicycle.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
No, no, no, no, no, not not for that. I am
terrified of calling Chrysler Financial right now?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Do you need me to do it? Wait? What just
call that? I need to take care.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, but I really, what I really want is a
couple more months on the lease.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well call them in that Wait, we talked about this
two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I know, but I didn't. I haven't done anything about them.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Well, do you want me to call and say I'm
your husband?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Okay, wait them, Well are they gonna say, Laura, I'm
just we're disappointed here, really disappointed. I'm going to call
and I'm going to ask for a married guy.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
And then I'm going to go, Hey, my wife, you
know forgot about her lease being due. You know what
I'm saying, Yeah, the old ball and chain shee, you know,
forgot pregnancy brain?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
You know?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Gosh, what am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You're going to call them?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I want to call them, and then I need to
find a motor transportation which is not going to be
a renter car.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I have a feeling you're going to be giving a
lot of hand jobs in the back.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
In the back lot of what.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Of the cheap dealership?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Because of my you better wear one of those things
so you don't get carpal tunnel.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh my god, what is this going to give to me?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
An extension? Go, I'm telling you go to home depot
and go look at see how gonna say do their
pickup trucks.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's right, you tell me, I remember, Okay, okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just call them. It's not that hard just to be like, hey,
any chance I get it? If not, go turn go
turn it in before they just like to overshare, so.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You know how, Sometimes it's like kind of like going
to the gym when you haven't gone in forever, or
like going to a meeting when you haven't gone forever,
or like, it's just that thing that I have to do.
I have to deal with it, but I'm kind of
scared and I just don't do it.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I don't has no shame whatsoever. Can't make a phone call.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, I something is preventing me from doing this.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You will ask people the most awkward questions in front
of like a crowded room, but you can't make a
phone call. No.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Oh my god, I know I could have done it today.
He didn't you do it right now? I don't know
like every time, and there's central times, so I have
to be aware of that. So I have to call
them tomorrow. They're going to tell me take bring your
car in and then I want to be like, okay, Eric,
(18:06):
can you come pick me up? Can I borrow your
car for like five months?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, oh my god, don't. Okay, this is we're getting
off topic. Okay, by the.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Way, can you imagine what the inside of my new
car would look like.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
If I have dog hair?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Lipstick recepts exactly, French fries, toothpicks, flawsticks, god hair, lots
of hair, maybe not so much anymore, but everything. Yes,
definitely a lipstick underneath for sure, melted met on the carpet. Anyway, Okay,
(18:52):
this is the summer. Remember last summer was Brat summer,
Brat Girl summer, and then there was Hot Girl summer. Well,
guess what this summer is, Oh god, bob girl summer.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Bob true. Well correction, First of all, last summer was
Brad summer. Every summer is Hot Girl summer. Though that's
just that's a universal thing that's every year.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
But this year it's Bob girls summer.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Never heard of that?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, I know, because it's trending. Everybody's chopping their hair off,
really everyone, That's what I read.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Where did you read that?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I googled it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You're reporting sometimes is well.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I looked, I looked up what's trending today, and it
said Bob girl summer looked up where no good goal
peace anyways. So I was like, look, I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Totally you're ahead of You're ahead of the game. Even
though I come right, I think it may be somewhat
of a trend for people doing it, but I don't
think there's that many people doing it. A Bob.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, Marie doesn't have a Bob. She cut her hair,
but she doesn't have a Bob.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
No Bob is like is like this, Oh even shorter
Bob is like the girl, the character from The Incredibles
who makes all their supersuits.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So right, yeah, well with the bangs.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah no, no Bob, but Bob is like that length,
like real short.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You can have a long. Mine is a long bob.
Mine is a Bob. I am sporting a Bob.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Brian, Okay, did you make up this trend because you
have a Bob?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
No, it's just not I did not, but I was
excited because I saw it. I was like, oh, yay, okay,
let's do the double D and then I will reveal
to you my future soulmate. Okay, who what he looks like,
and where I'm going to meet him and the time frame.
(20:44):
Really uh huh they gave me the whole thing took
twenty four hours for five bucks.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Wow, what a great deal. You're not reliable, So I want,
I want.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm excited to hear what you guys say about this
picture and who you think it looks like. Okay, so
double D time, double D, double D double D show business.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Never do that again. That was awful. Really, it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm just trying to pump things up.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
P Diddy was found guilty on two out of five.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
This it was he was two out of five.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Two out of five, and he's looking at ten years
per charge.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, so he could potentially spend twenty years in.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Jailah, but he'll probably get like a year and a half.
Who knows. Yeah, he's only.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Gonna get I mean, is he gonna go to like
Camp Cupcake like that kind of thing, or is he
go to prison.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
He'll go to a prison. I mean, he'll get a
little bit better treatment because he's a celebrity. They'll put
him in a better place for his safety. Yeah, like
he'll least be put separately. But he probably there's a
chance he only gets probated. No, he probably has a
manatory jail time. But Uh, it depends on the sentencing guidelines,
but he'll probably it's also I think it's his first offense.
He's got a furious.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I bet, oh man, he's going to be a king
of that prison.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
You well, considering that there was stuff involving women and kids.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh maybe not. Then he might just might.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
He'd better watch it.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Maybe he'll be put in solitary. You can find it
just for his partison.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Know what happened to Jeffrey Epstein?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's right, killed himself?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, yeah, killed himself. I bet he actually did.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Actor Michael Madsen from Reservoir Dogs and Julian McMahon from
Nip Tuck.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Died last week.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Madsen was sixty seven, McMahon was fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Michael Madsen, Yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Actually he had a stroke, Denny or a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
And then the Nip Tuck dude was young too.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, he had cancer and just didn't share it with anybody.
He was just battling it. His wife released a statement
the Norm McDonald way he had passed.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, bom, he's in the New Fantastic Four movie. He
played the doctor in those films.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
And he was on Niptok. If you guys have never
seen Niptok. Never, you've never seen Niptok.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
No, I thought it was about the plastic surgeons, but
it is, Laura Eric, it is the breaking bad. Trust me,
it is so old.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Don't even go there. Don't go there.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Girlfriend, boyfriend, girl friend, not even utter that this show
is so good.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's nowhere near breaking bad.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh my god, Niptok was so good. Denise Richards's husband,
Aaron Pfeiffer's this is hot off the press. I actually
got a call from a friend of mine that that's
a Hollywood reporter who told me this, and just as
we say, started the show, it broke on TMZ. What
(24:02):
Aaron Pfeiffers, who's married to Denise Richards, filed for divorce
on July fourth, no, citing irreconcilable differences. Now this is
where it gets good. They were together for six years,
no kids, but he was trying to adopt her daughter Eloise.
Oh okay, yes, no word if that had gone through already.
He is seeking spousal support from her because he claims
(24:24):
he has no income. He estimates that she's grossing over
two hundred and fifty thousand per month, from OnlyFans, TV
brand deals and appearances. She's doing OnlyFans along with the
daughter Sam she used. She still looks pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
What is she doing on OnlyFans?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I would imagine showing pictures of herself? She is yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I didn't think she was. She went down that road.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
She did Playboy a couple of times. She is yeah,
or struck me as like that type. I didn't wild.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I know she did wild things, but I didn't think
she was like the kind that would just like pop
out her boobs on the boob tube and people pay
for it.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Now Aaron estimates that they spend get this, now, this
is something. This is had I not known that this
was attached to their story. I think that they were
talking about you. Twenty thousand a month on close, eighteen
thousand on rent, fifteen thousand on entertainment, fifteen thousand on
eating out, ten thousand on groceries, and eight thousand on
(25:28):
utilities per month. She pays for everything. Wow, Now all
he wants is his power tools is twenty eighteen Indian
dark Horse motorcycle and a Ford Shelby GT.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Five hundred. Oh, Now that's what he wants.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
That's where he wants that and spousal support, and spousal
depends on how much that spouse support is.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Now. When he was on.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
The Housewives of Beverly Hills, right, you know, she was
always bragging about his big dick. And I just recently
because she has that show on I think it's Peacock
or Hulu called Denise Richards Wild Things, and it's her
whole life with her family. It was kind of a
(26:16):
snoozefest until he walked into a photoshoot that was she
was doing in a pair of gray sweatpants.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You could see everything.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'll show you the photo, Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
It looked like he was smuggling a California redwood in
the front of those sweatpants. So, and he was briefly
married to Nicolette Sheridan from Desperate Housewives briefly, so he
has a type. They met at his healing practice in
Malibu where she did prevented a DNA repair.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm sure that's like, so Hollywood, that's such a Hollywood Sure,
I know what the DNA was. That is such, oh
my gosh, hilarious.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
And on the show she's like, I will never get
divorced again. This is it I don't care if we
hate each other, We're never getting divorced.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And then you go, yeah, never say never.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
So I watched a couple of things when I was
in LA. I watched Echo Valley.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh that's good. It was Julian Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That is so good.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
It was really good. Yes, I'm no, it's Apple.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's on Apple. Okay, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
And then I saw last night. I saw Jurassic Park Rebirth.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Okay, it was good, you know what, Okay, continue, no,
just it was good.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It was about as good as the first one. It
was really good.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You fall asleep?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
You okay? Well that that's a that's actually a good sign.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, that's a good sign that I did not fall.
And on Netflix, so they had the poop Cruise right,
Oh train Wreck?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh dude, I saw it.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Okay, did you watch the one that just came out
on American Apparel?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I started it.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Oh that is crazy, he was I love this bonkers.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I love this train wreck. Oh god, series, there's one
about a mayor in Canada who was a show. And
then there's the poop Cruise. Those poor people.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh that was so gross. I would have I literally
would have just jumped off the ship.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
And then the American apparel thing. Oh yeah, gosh, oh
my god, I was a scum.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Backs they show.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
The video of him totally naked, like with his employees
in the room, Like he just takes off his clothes
and is walking around full bush full wiener, I just
like naked as a jaybird.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Like he called one of his buoyses and I hate
your f you Oh yeah, you so much.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Just called him up. Is like a greeting. Yeah, he
just called him up and told me and hated him.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
And then yeah, I hate you, that's what he said.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, and then he started firing. Oh my god, it was.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Are there American apparels?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh they are all gone?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
They are?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I wait a minute, are there still American? Or No?
I don't think so. I thought that they all There
was one here in Neilcrest, remember.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yes, there was.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
The Chinese restaurant yep.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, and then that. Yeah, it was all very basic.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Stuff, yes, and just to all different colors.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I wasn't into that.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I didn't own one American apparel thing at all.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
And that's it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I saw the f One movie this last I saw
it too. It was great that.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I got a review from one of our listeners who
said she was bummed out because there was no love
scenes because Brad Pitts in it. She wants to see
there was.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, there was a love scene in it wasn't very graphic.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Well you know, she's it. Was it kissing? Was it
like it was sex? It was sex, but it wasn't it, relied.
He does. He look great, He looks good for it.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Actually, Kerry Condone looks good too. Yeah she does. She's
in her I know she's at least in her forties.
I know it's earlier late though.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Everybody in that movie did a great job and that
you have to see it in Dolby. That is one
of those movies that if you're going to fork out
twenty or twenty five bucks or whatever a ticket costs
to see it, go see it in Dolby because the
sound it literally.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Vibrates the chairs. It's yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh wow, yeah, okay, Now I was doom scrolling of course.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh my god, just flip her eyes.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Want no, no, no, no, I'm going to read something to
you when where you'll meet your soul meet? So anyway,
I saw this thing and said, you know, we I
had to give my birthday, where I was born, what
time I was born, what sign I am, and then
take a selfie okay, and then for it was five
ninety nine or six nine nine or something like it.
(31:13):
They were going to draw me a picture within twenty
four hours, some psychic of my soulmate.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Okay, is it basically like you with a fashion No?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
No, I feel like Laura's lying. I feel like it's
way more than six bucks. No. No, it's too embarrassed to
say she really was.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Honestly, no. But but they kept trying to tack on,
like John Tarot, do you want if you want to
if you want the picture in a half hour, pay.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
This if you want to pack, and it's going to
be another five ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, so this is what I paid for. I paid
for like a little bit of this, and then I
paid for the picture.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay, boy, there's one born every minute.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
In about six months. The universe will guide you to
a space of innovation, excitement, and open minded connection. You're
likely to meet at an unconventional event or gathering, perhaps
a tech.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Conference, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
A creative workshop. Oh more, a social cause event where
new ideas and future possibilities take center stage.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
These spaces will offer the perfect backdrop for your encounter
where intellectual curiosity and forward thinking ideas bring people together.
I'm very attracted to intellectual people.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I am famous for her own intellectualism.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
As you explore this event or space, you'll be surrounded
by people who share your love for innovation, new ideas,
and breaking boundaries. It could be a gathering focus on
future technologies. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. The atmosphere
will be filled with energy. You will feel instantly at
ease in an environment where individuality and authenticity are celebrated.
(32:57):
Oh my, and then it goes into this, and then
it says, this is how whacked out this is. Before
I show you the picture, she would immediately catch your attention.
Oh like, wait, hello, did you not see my picture
in my name? Like you, at least you're getting about right, I.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Mean be attracted to women. You homophobe, I know.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
But like hello, Maybe maybe maybe where it's where it's
practicing authenticity and individual Maybe you'll meet your soulmate at
the gay Pride parade.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Maybe maybe you are going to discover something about yourself.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Maybe maybe the dike's on bikes you'll be like, maybe
they'll be like, wow, look at that blonde over there
on the sideline.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Whether she's engaging in a passionate conversation about a visionary idea,
participating in a brainstorming session, or simply contributing.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Do they still call it that? By the way, I've
never heard of that. What is that what it's still called?
He is dyke a bad learn now?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Well no, but that's what they used to call it.
I haven't been to Pride and wait years.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Here's what I want to know. Is twink a slur?
I've been told conflicting things. I don't. I don't think so, Like,
is not a no otter? Is a small hairy guy
a skinny hairy guy. Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
And it bears a big right, of course.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But twink is like like a feminine little yeah hairless
man boy.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
But is that that's not a slur?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't know. Some people have told me it is.
Really it's such a good term to describe like that
type of that stereot to earth.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
But do people describe themselves like that?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah? I don't know. I guess always continue.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Uh, your conversation will start naturally, sparked by a shared
curiosity or a topic that excites you both. Her ability
to think outside the box and approach life with an
open mind will energize you and inspire you to think
in new directions.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
You are going to be thinking of new directions. Wait,
did they send you a picture a female or no?
This is a copy and paste. They forgot to change.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
She totally, totally, totally, So anyway, the encounter, So anyway,
six months, all right, so you ready to see Yeah, okay,
this is my this is my soulmate, this is.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
My soulmate, this is your future wife.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I'm going to meet with no within six months?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay, maybe it's maybe it's a woman with a hormone problem.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Maybe it's maybe maybe friends.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
That could be Just show the picture huge, Okay, Okay,
by the way, that's an AI generated image. That's not bad, Laura,
that's what do you think?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
If that's what if that's what walks into your life.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
She's beautiful. They didn't they didn't claim this is hand drawn?
Right they did, because that is an AI generated image.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
She doesn't look like anybody we know Jackman.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, she's pretty hot, but like No, that's literally Hugh Jackman,
but normalized like even that.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Would it be weird?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, it's not Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Wouldn't be crazy if I ended up with a guy
and he looks just like this.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What? No, you paid six bucks for it? AI black
and white image of the most nondescript looking man ever.
That's like generic handsome man.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Three or I'd want to film the podcast every day
at your house.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
If he's got a good head of hair.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, a great head of hair. Oh my gosh, because
you guys. The eyes aren't too crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, the eyes are nice. He's got he's got quite
a bit of wrinkles, but that's okay. That's he's got
a good strung jaw line. And his lips are look
they're not they're fine, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Kill me. Why are we discussing this Ai January black lines.
This is awful? Six bucks? Geez, I was.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Gonna bust out my love spell kit, but let's do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Why you can't do it for a man doesn't exist.
Let's do your love spell.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
We'll do it next time they tell you his name
is they know?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Because Drake? Do you hackman?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
They if you if I wanted his initials, I would
have had to have paid like four ninety ninety more.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
What a good deal.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It was kind of like that, like if you want
to know this, or I didn't pay for that. All
he paid for was the picture.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oh okay, so you're not a sucker because you'll pay
for the picture. Yeah. He's kind of lumber Jackie, isn't he. Yeah,
that's literally Hugh Jackman's short. Hugh Jackman is not that
is she short? And I don't think is he's got dimples?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I like the dome god kill. Anyway, all right, we
will be back on Thursday with a new episode, And
thank you guys for hanging with us while we well,
I was an Oregon and it's you know, summer vacation time,
and we've been off, we've been on, we've been off,
we've been on, but we're still here. And thank you
(38:00):
for watching. Thank you for listening, and love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I love you too, Thanks self fetching stop it, love
your podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I love you, my sweet babies. Bye h
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