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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Come on, you have to, you have to, you have to. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thanks so much for
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Speaker 1 (00:37):
So thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer. We have producer Brian.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hello, and we have lots to share with you today.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
In fact, I'm going to start Okay, first, we're going
to talk about our main part of our podcast is
going to be about weird neighbors you had grown up. Now,
I have the craziest story about there's two neighbors. I
had like several weird neighbors in my neighborhood when I
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was a kid in the seventies and eighties. But this one,
you're going to freak out. And I looked up the
house and it's still there.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh my gosh, do you have a weird neighbor?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, and then Brian says he has one too, So oh,
Leo was listening from Spain.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Oh hi, Leo, I hope you're like a a.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Bisa or something like that got anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But first I would like to report to you that
my sister Jenny is doing swimmingly after her breast X.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Extract. It's not called extract. What was it called x
xplant xplant?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh yeah, because so this was at La joya cosmetic
surgery center. She had the surgery with doctor Swiston on
Friday and it was five hours because she had those
implant in for twenty one years. And he showed I'm
going to show you after the podcast what they look like,
(02:16):
because he will. He brings, he takes pictures, He like
cuts through them to make sure like what was going on.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
They were both ruptured and they.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Were all, oh my god, and.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
They had all this scar tissue around them. So what
he did was he he formed breasts using her own tissue.
He gave her a lift, and he gave her these
cute little nips that I had one of them. I
had to rub all weekend, well three times a day.
I took care of her on Sunday, kinky, well, no,
(02:47):
I had to rub this special stuff on it just
and then some neosporin on the the you know, at
that point, it was like she We're just bodies you
know what, We're just bodies.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
We're just bodies.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I am not laughing.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I know, I don't know why way of Ryan, why
because of nipple rubbing, because he.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Said kinky, Okay, he was laughing. Do I look like
I'm laughing?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So anyway, when I finally got to her on Sunday,
her boyfriend was with her until Sunday noon, and then
I got there and I got to take care of
her and I took her back to Rancho Cucamonga. But uh,
she was like.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Fine. Like I thought she.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Was gonna be like, you know, like laying back, barely
being able to move or lift her arms or anything.
And she was just like kind of walking around and
you know, having some snacks and you know, she was
only took tile on all.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That's it for all that surgery she had. She had
the lift, she had.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
New nips, and then mounds and then the ex plant,
and she took time on all.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I think, you know, for our male listeners viewers, you
should probably expound to rub you know what, a little
more detail.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
He goes, Well, Laura, there's one thing you're going to
have to do, and I hope you don't mind I'm like, what,
I don't mind anything.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Tell me what do you want me to get you something?
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Spending the night there, I'm driving you to back home. Like,
is there any like anything, what goes well? Because I
can't look at them just yet. I need you to
rub my left nip three times a day with this
special stuff. I'm all, okay, I go. You know what,
(04:39):
I am a caregiver at this point, and I am
going to take it to my job seriously and again,
just a body. I took my whole sister part out
of it, and I'm like, well, I'm helping this part heal.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Did you do things like go No, I did not.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I did not not one day and she didn't either,
thank you very much. But when she finally did look
at them, because you know, she was afraid that there
was gonna be so many stitches and all this crazy stuff,
you know, she finally looked down when we went into
the consultation.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Which was today or yesterday, and she.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Finally looked down at her breast and she's like, oh
my gosh, wait a minute, what I go.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I told you they look incredible.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Doctor Swiston did his magic like he always does, so
I'm telling you, if you have been just toying with
the idea of maybe getting something done because you want
to because you want to fix something. Maybe you've always
hated your nose or something, you know what, do it,
you deserve it and go to La Joya Cosmetic Surgery
(05:55):
because they have board certified plastic surgeons. They're all like
incredibly trained Harvard We're talking like schools like that, and
they are.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
The OAR is right.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
There in the office, I mean in the back of
the office.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It's just the greatest place ever. The best people that
work there. Five thousand five star reviews, and Jenny's is
gonna be five thousand and one because she had so
such a great experience overall, and she didn't get sick,
she didn't wake up like say anything weird. You know,
she didn't say it. Well, she told me that she's
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gonna kill me. She's gonna kill me. But because the
only thing I remember saying when it was coming out
of anesthesia is that when the nurse like lifted my
my gown like off of my body, like I wasn't
wearing any underwear or you know, because you're naked during surgery.
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She goes, well, this is my sister. Now you know
I'm a real redhead. I'm like, oh my god, there,
I have so many questions. First of all, Jenny, she goes,
you know what, No, I have hair down there, and
I'm not embarrassed to say it. I'm like, oh, like,
you said that out loud in the oh, in the
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recovery room to the nerves.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Hi, I'm sure they've heard worse. I'm sure that's like
not the worst of the worst, but that's kind of
funny anyway. I thought it was. So the Hawaiian Cosmetic
Surgery Center.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I can't thank you enough for taking such good care
of my sister, just like they care for all of
their patients. So go to l j c JC dot
com for all of your needs and they have twenty
four a month ELK refinancing. Oh my gosh, amazing, amazing, amazing,
amazing LJCFC yes dot com. Okay, So I was thinking
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about my childhood the other day, and I was thinking
about this really weird house that we walked by every
time we went to Ronaldi's liquor store to return my
dad's old bottle bottles of beer for like just like
nickels and dimes, you know, and we'd buy candy with
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his old beer bottles. But we'd take our little wagon
with his all his beer bottle and we'd go down
to Ronaldi's liquor store, turn them in for the little
bit of cash and buy some candy.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
And on the.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Way, like, we lived in an area called Monacito Park
in Glendale, North Glendale, and on the hill on the
right hand side is you made the turn right into
Monacito Park and it was kind of covered in shrubbery
and trees was a castle. It was like they call
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it the Castle House.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We didn't know what this really was at the time,
but this is what it turned out to be.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Halloween. We'd climb up the.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Stairs to the castle house because it was so mysterious.
They had in this pen that you could kind of
see when you looked up the driveway, three red.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Foxes as pets, really and at peacock. Okay, so there's
that god.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
The guy's name name, he wore a shark tooth around
his neck, and his daughter's name was Kashmir. Okay, wasn't
I'm talking seventies and eighties. Then we went to the
door for trick or treating, and it was the you know,
the circular part of the castle where the door was
the big It looked like a castle door, knock, knock, knock, knock,
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trick or treat in both corner there was like two
corners or no, it was round two areas. There were
two mannequins dressed in bondage material with a long string
with one of those spiky.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Balls on it.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And we just thought, oh, those ladies are dressed up
for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And they gave us candy. Nothing happened, no big deal.
So then it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Was just mysterious this house. Well turns out this house
was used to make B grade porn movies, like torture
porn movies.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh my god. Nice.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And when this house went into whatever foreclosure or something,
I was like in I was a freshman in college
and it had been abandoned. So I said, we need
to go into that place, and I need to see
what this place is all about. So we went in
and every room was a different color and a different
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car like a spade or a diamond or and it
had like the different accents to those cards. And then
there was a clown room oh, and then downstairs was
all there were all the torture devices. There was the
thing that pulls you like stretches you. There was a
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bed of nails.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
These were all movie props, so they don't think that
they were truly like really real. But we have this
all on video, Like I think my dad videoed it
before we went in when I was in college because
my brother was really into it too. But it was
called the Castle House in Montecito Park and I looked
it up and it just sold or it was maybe
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this was like ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It sold for two point nine mil because I think
they they refurbished it or whatever. But then there was the.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Case of this weird neighbor. Now, the weird neighbor would
randomly he lived in this house that was halfway to
Stacy's house, Like I'd walk to stacy So house, Stacy
walked to my house. And during Halloween they had a
don't it making machine and it was the coolest thing
because you got to go in and may have fresh
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donuts for Halloween. Well, they had a son, and I'm
not quite sure what was wrong with the son, but
he was probably fifteen.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
He would go.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Two doors randomly, like he went to stay. He went
to Stacy's door one time, just in the neighborhood. He'd
knock on the door and hold up a sign that said,
I have to poop.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
And this was one of our.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Well, he did pay a visit to Stacy's south house,
but he would pick random.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It was probably when you were visiting Glendale.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Glendale, my god.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And then we had this scary Rusty Dicepec. He was
the bully of the neighborhood and he would chase us
with slider. Oh, if I could get Rusty Dispec on
the phone, if I could find Rusty Dispec, I would
love to talk to him and say, do you know
how much you terrified me?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
As I would just probably go on to like an
inmate search list.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
He's probably I wonder where is Rusty dice back? I
want to talk to him?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Hello, little baby? Who's the sweet baby is? He's Okay?
What's Isy's? What's Izzy's deal?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'm watching her right now? You are? Yeah, And I
was going to leave, came and she wasn't having it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Well, thank god, both my monsters are upstairs or else.
Little she wouldn't be as calm. In fact, I think
all the lights would be falling down. Oh yeah, everything.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Would be in disarrayed.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, she's such a sweetheart though.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So what about your neighborhood. Did you have a creepy
neighbor or a creepy house.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
We did. We had when I was probably in early
not even junior high. At we went trick or treating
and it was a It was a single mom and
her daughter, and I don't know who was wilder like that.
The mom didn't care what the daughter did. The daughter
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was always in trouble, you know. I think all the
other parents in the neighborhood were going to be like,
she'll be knocked up before she gets in high school,
like one of those things. And I remember going on
Halloween and I hate Halloween and I hate dressing up,
so for my parents to even get me into a costume,
it was a that was enough of a feat we get.
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Their house was on the corner and it was just dilapidate,
like the mom always had like a different boyfriend over there,
and she smoked and drank. So we knocked on the
door and I was one of the first. There was
a whole group of us, and I was one of
the I was on like the second on the far right.
And she opened the door and she was wearing a
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blue like one of those terry cloth bathrobes, and we
were like trick or treat and she reached into her
bathrobe and pulled out a bunch of candy bars out
of her bra classy and dropped them in the bags.
And I remember it was like in slow motion. I
watched that blue and white mounds bar.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh it was a mounds bar to.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Fall into my bag. And I just remember thinking, Okay,
I'm not eating anything.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Here, are you, honey?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh yeah? And she had like a tumbler of booze
and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, and she
was just like I just dropped him.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
In as oh god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
And then we had a couple of nudists across the
street from us, two guys, two.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Nudists were they were they homosexual.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
They were gay, and they would have these big like
sex parties.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Did you ever spy on?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Oh yeah, we are all the kids like well we
saw the cars pulling up to the house, weed all
run and they lived on kind of like an embankment.
And then there was a hole in the fence and
they had a pool and we'd all peek through that.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
That is my dream.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I loved spying on my neighbors when I was a kid.
Oh yeah, that was my favorite thing.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
And they were all just banging like, oh it was
so you saw wieners, ands and.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Butts and and were you guys like laughing hysterical or.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Were you like shocked?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Well, first we were.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Like, oh my god, because of their men, and they
were super nice. But did they they didn't know there
were little eyes peaking through that hole.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
They did not know.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No, Oh my gosh, oh one time.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh. And then they became fully aware that they were
being spied on it and they went and put a
board up over the hole.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Oh boo.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
That was the end of that.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Come on, I can't believe they didn't want to be
spied on naked.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
When I was probably ten years old, but there was
like a vacant lot next door, but that kind of
had a hill around it, and we called it the
hill and we would climb around and play in the dirt.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Play in the hill.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
And up above the hill was another house and it
had like a big bunch of shrubbery around it going
up to the house, and for some reason I was
like poking around in there because I used to love
to make like a fort out of like a like
a hollowed out bush, you know, like I know, I
always thought I was like a bush man or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I wanted to be out in nature.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
So all I was kind of swiping away some leaves
and I felt this hard thing, and I swear, now
it's probably is not this big to me at this age,
But when I was that age, it was the size
of a Volkswagen bug.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Uh what do you call it?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Hood? Oh? Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
And I thought what I thought it was until I
started to scrape and it was an empty giant turtle shell,
like a giant cordie had like died long long ago,
and this big ass shell. So I remember, I took
a I went and went dump. I went to my
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dad's workshop, got a rope, tied it around one of
the holes where the leg would go, tied it and
I pulled it down the nail and it was like
my prize possession, this giant tortoise shell from the neighbors.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I mean, like, how long had that been in there?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And it was a therapet and probably not because it
was really old was a prehistoric like ooh.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I don't know whatever happened to it.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, when we sold the house, I put it down
in like this cavern area that we had like outside
of our yard, and I think that it either crumbled
or just got sold with the house.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Now it's long gone. Those things last forever.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I mean obviously, Brian, did you ever have any weird
like odd neighbors or weird houses in your hood?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Not really weird. A couple of drug houses. I remember
when I was like seventeen, I was coming home one
night from work and there was like thirty cop cars
on my street. They were doing a big old raid
on this house. I think it was a meth f
dealer or a meth lab. But then they all got
arrested in the house sold, and I think some Indians
moved in because they turned it into like a like
a Hindu compound overnight. A bunch of Hindu statues popped
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up like giant ones all over the front yard and
like this big it was a big gated house. It
was a wow.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
So they like total totally had to stage that thing up.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I guess, yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
However, noticed any like any weirdness before the cop cars
got there.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah. I think my mom and maybe her friend may
have been reporting license places to the sheriff department or something.
I don't remember. They may have been involved in that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And seeing that many I think, ching us.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I know she is, Oh great.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I momrides MOMP so that must have been cool to
see all those all kind of exciting, I mean exciting.
It's kind of exciting in the neighborhood when something like
that happens, you think, you know, kind of I had.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
My apartment rated by my apartment complex. Not my apartment
raided by the FBI once.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That was when you were in school. No, your apartment complex.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
When I lived on my own.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh oh okay, Why what happened?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
No clue?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
What did they go to door to door?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
No, they were just I looked out the window. There
was like thirty cop cars in our entire thing, and
I just got a couple of FBI agents coming in
out of this one unit.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You know, that happened to my neighbor next door, like recently,
there was like five Sheriff's deputies. And then she was
like bringing out something to a woman in a car,
and I said, is everything okay, just yeah, it's fine, fine, fine.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well yeah that's so nosy.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Well no, because.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well, because we kind of know each other a little bit,
she's been my neighbor for a while. Well, I think
she's a hoarder because she had all these wooden sheds
built and covered in tarps, filled with like furniture and stuff,
and she was like one of those offer up people
that would like sell, resell and sell. But I think
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maybe somebody reported her hoarding or somebody.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I think that's a I don't think they send sheriffs
out for that.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah they do, but if it gets if it encroaches
on somebody else's property line.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Or something, all they can do is clear the property line.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, so I think they can tell you to get
rid of it or that.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I don't think she got kicked out or anything. But yeah,
all her all her sheds are gone and everything.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So that was kind of some drama. And then there
was the guy. I'm so glad I don't have a
ring cam. There was a guy on my street. Some
neighbor saw this dude for five hours sitting at their
front door at night.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They watched the ringing cam later on Red.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Bandana around his face with a hatchet flicking open and close,
a knife with a hatchet, just hanging out with the hatchet.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
No big deal. Open close, open close, open close, open close,
open close for five hours outside their door.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
It's so weird that drugs.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Then, well you.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Think, but like, I don't want to get up and
go over my footage.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I don't want to know what creature is outside, what
visitor hangs out outside at night?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
No, but like.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
If there's a like a coyote that comes up, that was,
how's scary?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Do you know what I'm obsessed with right now? Speaking
of that is the TikTok videos of like cats that
on like the cams that drop stuff in their owner's
beds at night, like snakes and lizards and nice.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh my god, it's so it's like the most gnarly.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Gets right next to like her cheek. I saw so gross.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I'm so glad you don't do that.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
You're a sweet girl. You would never never do that.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
All right, do you have the the gusto to to
do the daily double.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
D's absolutely all right.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Let's cue the music producer Brian and then we'll do it.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Doody Ron, Hi dody Ron. Doody Ron lives in New
York City.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Hi dody Ron.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
He is in law enforcement over there, and we greatly
appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
So there's some good stuff to talk about. Okay, So
I know this is about a daily but I was busy.
I watched the VMAs, so there was There was a
couple things trending on social media the next day. One
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was Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Just her look or her did she performed?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
She performed. But she's got two albums that have been released.
It's called Nashville Canyon one and two, and they're both
quite good. It's a whole new sound for her, like
Chris Isaac worked on some of the songs. It's it's
actually really good. Her voice sounds great. I don't know
what she's done, if anything, surgery wise, but there's definitely
(24:39):
something that's been done with the lips. And the bottom
lip is so big that it kind of hangs. Like
just google a picture of her right now.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
It is usually the top flip is the bigger one.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
No, the bottom lip is huge and it looks odd,
so it almost looks like it's hard for her to talk,
and so people were like, what did she have done?
And I think it's mainly just the lips, because the
rest of her looks pretty much the same, but the
lips changed the whole face.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
She's got work done?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
What about nos do you think knows?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, it looks like kind of a different person.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
I think it's the face.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I think it's more than just lips too.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Uh well, it could be like she's.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Still like beautiful, she like kind of making that turn
into like everybody.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Else, it's gone downhill.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
So she and her sister, Ashley presented, and do you
know who the sister. The sister Ashley, uh huh, has
a residency in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
The let's do a hoe down. I'm lip syncing on SNL.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Ashley that sister has a residency in Vegas. And I
heard this what hotel? It's at the Venetian.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's insane. Yeah, so well, I mean, good for her,
good for her.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
For her, she actually is like uncognizable. She looks completely different.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
So it's at the Voltaire. I think that's where she's
she is.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
She like the skinniest of skinny.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
No, she's not like bone thin, no, but she looks
I mean she looks good. I just think it's really
the lips that's the thing for me.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
She knows she's not at all.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yes, she killers, and yeah, she.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Looks very different. She's bordering on like plastic plastic sculpt Like.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
How much your lips tape?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I don't know, but they took a beating.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
The other thing that everybody's been talking about is so,
I don't know the most gentle way to say this,
but Mariah Carey, what exactly what she looks like? She
is just learning to walk this weird like little steps.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Herdress super tight or.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Something while she was in like this gold body suit. Okay,
and let me just say she did the bare minimum
if you can even say that, what performing or introducing
or like she won like a Video Vanguard Award and
she sang like three songs. Okay, are you fair?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
She's kind of has been there.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Well, the first one she just sat on a bed
and then she stood up and did these weird little
toddler steps that are just so weird when you realize
she's a grown ass woman. Okay, it looked like she
was just learning to walk and then she just stood there.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
She barely moved okay, well, okay, in her defense, how
was her voice?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
The voice sounded all right, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Because older you get, the less you can move and
sing at the same time, you know.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Well she I mean, they might as well just wheeled
her out on some sort of stretchers.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
But she's not, like, she's not really a star anymore.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
She's got a new album coming out.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
With Yeah, but only for the song that no one
the Christmas song that no one wants to listen to.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
So many other Mariahs there.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Are like Honey, yes, they are on like well soft rock.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Oh the radio, yes, nown for its wide listener base.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I'm gonna I'm gonna smack you.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Look.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It's okay. She had her heyday, she's not She's not
it anymore.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Okay, So tomorrow night, before tomorrow night, does anybody have grymore?
Does anybody have what DVRs?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Just oh do you have an Do you anybody have
a VHS player? I can borrow? Please? Please, please please? Anybody?
Do you guys on Instagram? Do you guys on YouTube?
All I need to.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Do is borrow VHS player. They're like two fifty We're expensive. Yeah,
I know, but like somebody's got to have a dusty
one later on somewhere. Okay, I stop, throw that out there, Okay, continue?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
What all right?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Tomorrow night? Yes on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I oh wait a minute, Oh wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Ready, I think I'm dying right now aka Charlie Sheen premierege.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
And he drops some doozy. So he has a book
coming out called The Book of Sheen. That comes out
any book, I like it. I like it. It's his biography.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
He dropped some bombs.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
One of them is that when he was doing heroinners
some allegedly like whatever, the worst thing was that he did,
he started having sex with men and he said, I
flipped the menu over. But he says that he's now
been celibate for about ten years. But he was like,
he was like a sex addict. All he was like
(30:00):
a whole bowl.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
You can we make that up just to put it
in a lot.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I don't think he's celibate for ten years.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Well you don't believe it. Well, you know he came
out what eight years ago or something. He he's HIV positive.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, and then he is he sober?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
He's sober?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Or is it California sober.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
No, he's sober, but he just said I just don't
I've gotten it all out of my system and I
don't feel like.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
So bit So is he into men or women now
or did he say I.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Think he's probably Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I think that was just a yeah, a drug fuel.
I also don't really trust anything, Charlie. She says, though
he doesn't really have a great reputation.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
No, that's true.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Well do you give him like eight years of sobriety
and reflection?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Uh, would you give him a shot at that?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Even post sobriety he was doing some kind of unhinged
stuff and.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Saying it's like the tiger of blood stuff, and the
tiger blood stuff was when he was high.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh yeah, But even post sobriety, he's been like I'm
he's been a dick and like, you know, I mean,
I'm sure previously some of that was drugs, but I
just I don't know, I don't really But also I
don't really care that much.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Like then he went on and like it, he became
a comedian for a while. It was all over the place.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
I just don't really, I mean, I liked the.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Show Two and a Half Men.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
I did.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I liked it too, Yeah, kind of funny, but also
like he's a very Charlie Sheen's kind of one trick pony.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
So when the kid was young.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I do have a little tidbit about that show. What
you know the theme song men Men?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my friend Elizabeth sang that song.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Really what's her last name?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Daily?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
And is she like a studio singer?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
She does the voices of like the Red rug Rats
and the the Powderpuff Girls, and trying.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
To think it didn't have a man and a woman's
voice in it, or it.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Was supposed to be the voice of the kid and.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
The okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
She was always She was also Dot in the Pewee
Herman movie Peewe's Big Top Pee or whatever it was Dot.
So yeah, that's gonna be It's tomorrow night. Not that
anybody cares about this, but Sidney sw Sweeney and Scooter
Bronar dating.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
No, that is huge. I care about that a lot.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Oh we do. I couldn't care that.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
That is odd.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It's odd, way bigger news than.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Way older than she is.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
It's not he's not It's not like grotesquely older.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
The second is forties, right, and she's twenty in her
like twenty yeah, look up the Agaya.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
She's like the hottest woman on the planet right now.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
No, but she's up there, well she's.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Her body is incredible.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's up there.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
And Scooter Braun I just that that's just a strange.
I wonder how they met through.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I don't know, Justin Bieber maybe, I mean, is and
Scooter ron still with Justin Bieber.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Oh, I don't know, he like founded.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Wait, there's no I must see anything official.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I heard this rumor.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Also, yeah, they just shut up on the red carpet together,
something that I've been hearing about it for a while.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
So there's a twenty twenty year age gap.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
No one is. Okay, it's not I mean, it's not
even the top results. I don't know if it's really
all that serious yet.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Okay, well, then we're getting in on the early Oh wait,
the early dirt.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Who knows.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
I saw three really scary movies this.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Weekend in the theater, or I saw one.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I saw one in the theater two at home.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Okay, let's see which which movie opened this weekend that
was scary?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh, it's a Conjuring.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yes, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Really, yeah, it was really And were watching the previous
ones before I go see it.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
It was do you is it something that you need
to see the others before you see this one?
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Yeah, I would definitely.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Are the Warrens in the second okay.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
It's about them, then it is in that were toll
fraudsters in real life, by the way, but no, yeah they.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Were as well, no, don't don't get her home as well,
here's gonna really let you have it.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
I'll die on this still.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Actually, my niece is a sensitive, she's even more of
a sensitive than I am.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Like that a big, big, big time.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
And she went into this museum where they had all
these supposed haunted artifacts.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
The Warren Museum, the Ocult Museum.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't know if what was that one.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
That's not in California, Well.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
No, it was somewhere and she was feeling all sorts
of feels. But I but two people that have been
around the real annibal.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
An adults have died.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, people die every day just to put.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
There something's up with that day.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Also the Warrens. Look, I love the Conjuring movies. I
love the characters of the Warrens in those movies, but
in real life the Warrens were total like toll scams.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Give me an example.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
They I mean, they admitted it to different people. They
had ghost writers coming to write their books them, and
they said, don't care what you find, just make a
good story. They would show up at different haunting sites
and make a big publicity out of it. But after
not finding anything before the Exorcists came out, they were
just paranormal researchers and they were looking for ghosts. After
the Exorcists came out, the only thing they started finding
in all their investigations were demons they were doing, not
exorcists because they can't do them. But there they were
(35:31):
just means grifters and trying to make a book. And
you know, I respect it because ghosts are cool. But
they were artists.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Well look at it, they're still making money.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Don't get mommy, they're dead.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Well I guess whoever, I don't know. So they had kids.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
The two I watched at home. One was on I
think it was on prim Er Hulu. It was called
It Feeds and it's with Ashley Green from the Life.
Oh my god. It was great. It was really good.
It's about a a a not a psychic, but a
(36:14):
medium like a medium, and her daughter has the same
power that she does. And it's about a demon that gets.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
They conjure up.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Well, it's out feeding on souls. It was it was
really good. It was really good. I'd say the best was.
Have you heard of the movie Dangerous Animals?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
So it's about a serial killer two for.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
House.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
No. I don't remember who the company wasn't put it out.
I don't know if it was twentieth century Fox or
who it was. But it's about a serial killer who
abducts men and women mainly. While he abducts the women,
makes the men watch his ruses. It's a shark diving excursion, okay,
(37:11):
and he drugs them and when they come to the
woman is hanging over the water in like a harness
and he feeds her to the sharks while he videotapes
it and makes the date watch and he.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Okay, is this twenty twenty five material? It just came out.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Wait, what's this one called Dangerous Animals?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
And what?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
What?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
What's it on shutter Oh you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Have to subscribe to that, don't you.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
It'll be on other platforms. I'm sure pretty. I think
you can get it on like Prime and stuff like
that for like five ninety nine, but it's on Shutter
for free.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I mean, how about a brother strug with the password.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
I might be able to do that for all exchange.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Mind. I think she's done with me right now change
my pastor. Okay, well, then toss it to me because
I have a couple of things too.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yes to bring forth?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yes, straight from LA correspondent Laura Kane.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, do you have any interest in what Stephen King's
favorite movies are?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
I saw this. I don't care for Stephen King as
an individual.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Do you like his books?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Some of them? I think it is overrated?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, some fighting.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Some of my favorite movies are Stephen King books like
Carrie Kujo Remaking Kujo.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I think pet Cemetery is awesome.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yeah, pest Cemetery is really good.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Green Miles awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Oh there's by the way, there's a new movie coming
out I think this Friday, called The Long Walk. Yeah,
that's based on Stephen King and it gets in like
a ninety something percent well in theaters.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah. I have some serious concerns about Stephen King as
a person, though all of his books have some messed
up sex scenes in them, like really messed up ones,
like even it it is the worst one. Oh it
is right, I don't remember that in the book, all
the kids have an orgy. Oh keep the magic alive
quote unquote.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Oh oh, so he's like, oh so there's a little
bit of something funky going on there, you think.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Okay, I don't know, but maybe let's not show us
on the doll where somebody touched it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Well, here are his ten favorite movies in case you're curious.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Double Indemnity from nineteen forty four, Close Encounters to the
Third guind Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I love it, Number nine, Mean Street's eight, Jaw seven,
Treasure of the Sierra Madre is six.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Casablanca.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Casablanca is probably the greatest movie ever made.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
It's a beautiful movie.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
I die on I love that movie so much.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
It is a beautiful viusy.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Groundhog Day number four.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Ough hated that, but get.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Away from nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Oh with Alan mcgra and Steve McQueen.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Oh I don't, I don't recall The Godfather Part two okay,
and Sorcerer.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Oh yeah, that was with the guy Roy Scheiner.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Can I say I am a Godfather hater? I don't
think it's that good.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Okay, well you mean one, two, three, all, all of
the above.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I don't think i've seen the third one.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Which one is the one you're that we're not supposed
to like, I.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Think it's the third one.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
First, the first two arcancerted masterpieces.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Right.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
I think they're great. They are technically very proficient movies.
I think they're not that entertaining.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I don't know, Wow, even the horse head in the
bed wasn't that shocking.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I don't think it's that I ca like, I mean,
it's kind of a fun scene, but like, I don't
know why that's considered sational iconic scene. Like, I don't
it doesn't have that sort of wait for me, Well, I've.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Never seen the movie sit in one sitting.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
From Yeah, I see. They're not that like they're hard
to actually get through. They're not that entertaining.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh my god, Oh what about the girlfriend when she's
driving around in the car. Yeah, that's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Like they're not bad movie these, I just don't think
they're as entertaining as everyone gives them credit.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
For being And how about these for the top ten
greatest pop songs of the nineties.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Oh, okay, wait, different way, Toxic, hold on, no, I'm
not toxic. No, no, I bet I can name three.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Okay, go for it.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You. That's number two,
Madonna Vogue.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Uh, that's number eight.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
Britney Spears hit Me Baby one More Time.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
That's number one.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Toxic is so much better. I love the songs so
much better. Let me think these are nineties hits.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Come on, yes, something by in Sync?
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
No, but there was another boy band that had a
super annoying no. It was Three Brothers.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Uh, that's on there, that's on there? A handsome Yeah, okay,
and then no scrubs TLC.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Oh oh god, I hate the song.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
My Heart Will Go on Titan's Oh slindon, Yes, Backstreet Boys,
Backstreet Boys, I want it that way, give them that.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
And then Eric, you should have guessed this one is
number one. Do you believe oh shitt love? Yes.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I want to say I think the nineties turned out
some terrible music.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Share my girl, it.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Turned out some you know what, you know what band?
I really liked is Third Eyed Blind? Do you remember
that band?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Vague?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I loved Prodigy, I love nine inch Nails, like that
kind of music.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
I just think I think like the nineties through early
two thousands were just a time period where no one
could decide what was actually cool, and then we turned
out some weird stuff and then two thousand and come
back and creepy. Yeah, we started to get our groove back.
But like eighties were like some club seventies and eighties
were some like truly masterpieces, and the nineties was just
like kind of cringey stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Well, grunge stuff too.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah, which is that? Did that did not last?
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Clear?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
So is a weird period?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
And then Want to Be Spice Girls is on here
too anyway, So that's that.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Okay, So coming up next episode. We didn't get to
it last week, but I've been tiptoeing and tapping and
I even paid for a week a full on, full
access Hinge, and I've been talking to some guys and
we're gonna play a little round of hinge.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Cringe.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Some of the dudes.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Leave these messages on their profiles, Like, would you leave
this message on your profile if you were a guy, Okay,
we're gonna play that game coming up on Thursday's podcasts.
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