April 4, 2024 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the big show on al Rady.
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Good morning, it's a big show.
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On the radio.
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Y'all.
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It is Thursday, April the fourth.
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You don't celebrate National hugay news Person Day. I guess
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They want to ask.
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To appreciate that.
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You got the hot weather bed. Yeah, there's a fine
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School Librarian Day and that's your Yeah. My sister does
a library in my old high school.
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She was so proud of her brother.
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A picture back there at the bus stop for that
out of gram.
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On the bus. Now she wasn't the band of the
book kind. She was the one that broke books in
and put them on.
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The national chicken cord on Blue Day.
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The blue is for the blue cheese in the dish,
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I know that blue.
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Chicken, ham and cheese. Yeah, we can do that.
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Was that you told me about on the dashboard? I
got you a little jeep put around ducks. I got
it out with my duck Huntings His john boy has
a white jack.
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But it was a great gif. It was the one
that they had the square headlights on. Yeah, they're just
a little one, just a little run around.
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You drive by and you see her the dash all
the ducks and that he's got a real duck.
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That's a good ones of Yeah. All right, well we'll
work on that later. Uh So, National Burrito Day, we
can do that. Oh man.
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Great story about about Johnny Burritos in downtown Charlotte. My
little son Stick when worked there at the NASCAR meetia
with downtown. They still makes a trip to Johnny Burrito's.
It just loves so his favorite place to eat. So
Johnny the owner there, uh, North Carolina State team when
they were playing in Charlotte, North Carolina for the NC
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Double A tournament. Of course we know, as we know
now they are a final four team this weekend, so
they would eat at Johnny Burritos. They love their burritos, and it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Just so happened.
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And then after that they kept winning, so they kept
eating there.
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You know how superstitious.
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Their coach is and stuff. Jack got me here to
tell you this. They just told me so. Uh they
had it so the flag that North Carolina's State had
in their locker room to celebrate they won, you know
that section. So they're in the final four, they all
autographed it and presented to Johnny for Johnny Burritos Iesick man,
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you want to be thinking to find out the final
fours in Phoenix. If somehow you get Johnny to make
some burritos and we'll figure out how to.
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Get them to them, wouldn't that be cool?
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And then you know, just pill off a couple, you know,
we can have them while we watch the games. To
the idiot, all right, wonderful National Burrito Day somebody work
that out. Let me know.
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percent of the voters in Argonia, Kansas selected Salter as
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Wow.
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Way to go there, Susan.
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Up and look how itson free.
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Nineteen sixty seven, Johnny Carson quit as host of the
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Week pay Ray Week.
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We're going back too, Yeah, week Man nineteen sixty seven,
and finally was on this date. In nineteen seventy five,
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I guess Okay, Well, there's our categories one eight hundred
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I'm here?
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Jamie?
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No, I don't I got an legged friend?
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How's that? You got a snake?
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It?
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Yep, it's a snake?
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Fred and then you know, there we go.
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Maybe if it's small enough, have a little supper with you.
All right, then let's get to it, Jamie.
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We need in first in five seconds, three women in
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All right, Kamala Harris, Nicky Hayley and Nancy Pelosi.
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Ready to go, Johnny Carson, Kelly Clarkson, Ryan.
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Boy, and for the win, three female names that start
with the letter B.
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Ready go, Barbara, Betty and Benita.
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Yes.
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And you remember Banita from the Steve Miller clothes burning incident.
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And I like it.
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Yeah, And now though Taylor was stretching for that category,
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All right, Thank you much? Can I give a shut up?
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You go ahead? Uh?
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Just all the armed men and women in the military.
We appreciate you every day, all.
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Right, Dad, Jamie appreciate you, buddy. You hang on with Jacket,
all right?
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Yeah, Jack, getting Jamie's stuff, get his Southern East Pets back.
He's gonna impress a young lady giving some pet gummies
to her fore legged friend. I like the way he goes,
and I appreciate his shout out to all the armed men.
And women of our of our military. And uh, I
guess since his pet doesn't have any arms, you know, he.
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Wants a solution.
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They're all such interesting people, especially rayfer Oh what the
He's really had an interesting life. It must be great
to have all that experience to draw from. Oh I
wore out just reading down lists. What's it like to
work with someone with that much history?
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Signed J. Foster, Richmond, Virginia, did Jay it's hell Rayforuld
think he know everything.
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The problem is he can't remember none of it.
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Oh yeah, it's a ball working with rayfelh I'd had
this much fun. Said the summer, I did community service,
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birth certificates on a stone tablet Rayford so Old. He
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gone boy, Rayfan so Old, when he foughts Maud's fly out.
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I still say when they give him that lifetime contract,
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call stripulations in it. Specified how many lifetimes.
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He's already up to ten eleven, so I guess we're stuck.
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Jaun boy and Dilly.
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Good morning as a man show on AL Radio. We're
rolling to your Thursday. Hey bro, the fourth twenty twenty four?
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Is this the first one of our palandrome numbers?
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There?
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The first one there?
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The palindrome dates are really there's a bunch of them
in April, a boy, but the first one was the
second of April.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, So four two two four four save backwards and forward.
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Okay, So that's a whole deal about That's what a
palindrome is like, you know, that T shirt I got
Taco cat.
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You spelled it either way?
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Ye, so?
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And also race car is one huh so you see
r A C E c A R. He spelled it backwards.
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R A C E C A R.
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Wow.
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Never odder even as a palindrome with words. So Dennis
Send is one step on no pets, step on no pets,
step on no pets. But I think Taco cat wins.
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Makes the better sir.
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Yeah, So the number palindrome, so he well, the second
especially today four two two four goes away, so the
next one will be uh four to two oh two
four all the twenties in this month.
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Every twenty four four to two oh two four four
two one two four.
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Okay, I've never I can't recall ever seeing eleven palindrome
dates inside of a single month.
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Because this is the first time we've ever had well,
nineteen twenty four, but that not the same as twenty
two oh two four is very important.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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So anyway you can maybe win a bar bet or
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Write them down and look at them. All right, how
about it. You're welcome fun things to do by yourself.
Here courtesy of the Pig Show. Hey Bob, I back.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's got something interesting Alabama fans, you want to listen
up Old Bob coming up in minutes. Big Show rolls
on y Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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Coming up.
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I know you want to go to the Big Show
dot com and click on the Nico Sports banner. And
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we fixing to find out why because Iman Bob Ibach
is on the line. Good morning Bob, and happy Final
four weekend.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I'll tell you what. Final four and John Boy and
Billy is always a pleasure to be with you guys
and your network. And we have to thank you for
all the work that you've done the hospitality. We ripped
over three point three million dollars now that we've raised
for charities. I know your listener's have been a big,
big part of that over the years. You know, I
was looking back at the basketball schedule, college basketball schedule
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in December, and I thought to myself, after Alabama lost
three straight games to Purdue Creighton in Arizona to follow
six and five, I said, you know what, I don't
think we're going to be talking Final four stuff about
the Crimson Tide and boy Lo And behold. They ended
up going twenty five and eleven, had an unbelievable run
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through the Western Region in the tournament, beaten Charleston, Grand Canyon,
North Carolina, the number one seed, and Clemson. And now
they're facing another mountaintop in Yukon on Saturday, and we've
got something for a Crimson Tide fans. You're going to
want to get this because it's never ever happened before
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in the school's history. Now I'm talking about going to
the Final four finally. And it's a beautifully framed fifteen
by seventeen inch photo collage with a black frame around
the outside. Got all kind of cool information in the middle,
got the season's final season record or up to date
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school logo, final four logo right there in the center,
championship history for the Tide and the road to the
final four breakdowns, we go back over the games that
they won against Charleston, Grand Canyon, North Carolina, Clemson all
listed there will also include the games that they play
over the weekend and hopefully they can go on and
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take this to another level if they can beat Yukon
and then either North Carolina or the Purdue winner in
the other semifinal game. So only twenty and twenty four
of these framed items will ever be produced. They sell
for one hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety five cents each.
A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the
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charity of Alabama's choice. It's called Yay Alabama helps out
a lot of the students there. And when you order
these framed items, you will get a something on the
backside that you can either hang it or display it,
so it's all set to go in your home or office.
You don't have to do anything else for just show it.
So if you'd like to go ahead and order these again,
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there are only one hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety
five cents each. Only twoenty and twenty four will be
produced to celebrate the first ever in championship history for
Alabama to be in the final four. Those games will
be played this weekend out in Arizona. Here's the phone
number that you can call to order these, but I
do encourage people don't wait because every year these have
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sold out and again only twenty and twenty four will
ever be made. The toll free number is one eight
hundred three four five two eight six eight. That's one
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Or
just go to the website nicosports dot com. You spell
it nik coosports dot com. That's nikcosports dot com. And
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with Father's Day, Mother's Day coming up, graduations, birthdays, what
a great gift idea for that Bama fan.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
That is it. I'm looking at it right now, Bob.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Beautiful. It is beautiful, So jump on it. And as always,
you can go to our website at the Big Show
dot com. Click on the Niko Sports matter It'll take
you right there. But yeah, what's our listeners. Once everybody
start seeing this in Alabama fans, first time ever, gonna
sell out quick. So yeah, like a courage you, like
Bob said, hop on it right now if you can.
The first chance you get when you park pull over
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do something.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Right now, like I like to say the slam dunk. Baby.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
That's it, all right, Bob. We'll see what happens after
the weekend. Buddy, Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
All right, listen, have a good rest of the weekend.
We'll talk to you guys down the road.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
All right, good deal, Bob, Thank you so much once again.
One eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight
A click on that Niko link at the Big Show
dot com. All right, right now, let's play John Boy
jever in the game. Review yesterday's question. We found out
according to the US Environmental protect Agency, bad this biodegradable
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about that paper paper when it's like all together, it
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Noticed that.
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Look he learned something today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to
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It's John boy champany wah wah and now a man
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He's John boyd all the time. That's they had.
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William out of Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning, William. Hey we
do brother Bobby are doing good man? Welcome in here?
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All right, man, you got the first shot at it.
Let's see, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration,
this is the most commonly littered item found in the
world's oceans. What you got, William?
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Cigarette?
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But cigarette?
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But let's say that's it, man.
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So it says here little explanation.
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Let's find out why will Most cigarette filters are made
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That is a plastic like material. I know that's easy
to manufacture, but not easy to degrade. Even with the
reduced numbers of smokers, and that's have made it four
point five trillion butts are still being tossed down every year.
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Wow.
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Wow, we really No, that's it, man, that's a nasty habit.
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No.
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I used to love them, boy.
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Tell me, I'm about it, William, all of us, I know,
all of us. I said that deal is, it's not
far from the dru there when I'm doing that Arglom,
I said, yeah, man, I've been smoking all this time.
When became a disc jockey, they gave you a pair
of headphones and a pack of.
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Cigarette and a cup of coffee. Oh you we got that? Fuck?
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made in the USA. You clean up around you now.
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Buddy, Hey, do I use bad?
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I'm gonna turn you over to jacket In.
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Give me some you alright, my boy, why are we
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Good Morning.
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About twenty minutes, found that what's going on the Big
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To brat greetings, fellow humanoids, shim and pret. The Big
Show brought here with today's topic, a pet monkey. If
your mom and dad haven't turned off the radio by now,
you're probably alone. Show me a kid who has never
wanted his own monkey, and I'll eat a bug. A
monkey is the ultimate pet. It's like the world's coolest
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little human in a fur coat. When you talk to them,
their expression is like they understand everything you say if
you don't know what I mean. Is the exact opposite
of the look your parents give you anytime you talk
to them. A pet and monkey is a way to
be special. Every other kid has a dog, or a cat,
or a fish or some sort of burn big stinking deal.
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But you walk into school and let it be known
you've got a monkey at home, and you are the
instant object of worship. And monkeys are good for more
than just bragging rights. Think about it. When was the
last time your dog through a fistful of its own
duty at one of your stupid. Sure, they're smelling, noisy
and unpredictable, so's your little brother. And when it comes
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to teaching someone to smoke a cigar and ride a tricycle,
the monkey learns faster. And when your little brother gets
older and gets mean and loses his mind, you just
have to deal with it. Well a monkey, it's see
around cheetah and off to the crazy monkey farm eos.
Then you just go to the monkey store and get
a fresh one. But don't get the same kind. There's
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all kinds of monkeys to choose, from little squirrel monkeys, lemurs,
and the classic organ grinder variety. But don't get a chimpanzee.
They're an ape and if you accidentally call them a monkey,
they get all quiet and stare at you. Besides, I
think they can read your mind. But no matter what
monkey you choose, the trick is getting your folks to
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go along with it. After all, they're the ones who
are going to be taken care of it until next
time this is shown, and Pratt reminding you that it's
a kid's world.
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Rule it.
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Hello, friends, your old help Bert Fern here with a big,
big announcement. The spring has sprung, the grass has rized.
Do you know what time it is? You guessed it?
Time for another exciting season of cinematic spectacle right here
at the Big Show Drive in Theater. It's opening weekend
and that can only mean one thing.
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It's family night. Sick of being cooped.
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Up in the house with the snut gobblers for the
last year? Have they danced huckle Buck on your last
good nerve? Are you ready to take the gas pipe
and end it all? Well, what's a few more hours
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and make tracks to the Big Show Drive in Theater
this weekend. Our first feature is a world premiere. Six
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songwriters shipwrecked on a deserted island, driven crazy by hunger.
When all seems lost, a crate washes ashore, a crate
of peanut, butter and jelly.
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Little do they know that it's.
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Contaminated with radioactivity, turning them all into raving maniacs.
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When they're finally rescued, they release.
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The mother of all diabolical plots on the world a
song to drive the planet crazy. You see what I mean,
It's peanut butter jelly time the movie. In our second feature,
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Amity Island, the scene of one of the worst great
white shark attacks in history. The seas have been quiet
for decades until now the great great grandson of the
legendary Jaws has returned to the scene of the crime,
determined to outshine his deadly ancestor. Are you ready for
the horror of baby shark taking a tiny little bite
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out of your summer? Both of our big box office
blowofs bring a cast of thousands. Benjamin Bratt, Benjamin Button,
ben Affleck, has been Affleck, Eddie Murphy, any Redmaid, Eddie Munster,
Mister d missus d, Mister t iced tea sweet peat
be Arthur See Arthur, Arthur Godfrey, Godfrey Cambridge, Timothy Oliphant,
Ali Timafoot, Sandra Bullock, Sandrad O'Connor, Sinbad, Sin Good, Sin average,
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and that Nick serssy impersonator who lets you punch him
in the bung hole for an extra five dollars, which
he spends on tweezers and extra small condoms. Get there
early for a three Stooges festival. And afterwards we'll have
the second annual Mo Howard Memorial IPOs competition, hosted by.
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Last year's winner. One night, Willie Preston.
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And don't forget to gume hungry visit our famous concession stand.
We've got fried chicken, baked chicken, barbecue, chicken, chicken salad,
tuna salad, tuna surprise tuna, no surprise, sushi, sashimi, Kim
she kim he kimhishi, tacos, burritos, chicken toes, meatless burgers,
veguless salad, cookie less cookies, and a steaming rack of
ribs direct from Jay Dahmer Funeral Associates that may or
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may not come from that drifter who went missing near
the overpass two weeks ago.
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How much for ribs two fifty one?
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Not a one rib?
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I am hungry?
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How they last?
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It's opening weekend at the Big Show Drive in Theater.
Just take the Millsburg Expressway past the car sized pothole
in the exit lane. Take a hard ride on dustin
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at the third road. Killed possum hang a casual left
down the gravel road. When you see Tayer Moran airing
out her sweater hawks, you've arrived. Get five dollars off
when you say the secret words.
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A bar monks sing so you can have a big on.
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This is your old pale Burdford saying I'll see you there.
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This was Royal.
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Good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. All right, y'all.
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You know I'm all about him Church bulletin blue Firs
that I've been reading over the years, and you always
getting oman calls. It's the same ones over and over
and there new to me. But here's something I'm sure
that I hadn't done. Actual things doctors have written on
their notes about patients. Does that sound familiar as we
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all get a little older. You know, now that you've
got the on line, you can go after you. Doctor's
a woman.
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Read what they what they said.
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So if y'all catch any funny ones, let me know
this list just in real life. In y'all's life going
on here. So here's some actual ones that I have.
Doctor writes she has no rigors or shaking chills, but
her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
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He patient has chest pain. If she lies on her
left side for over a year, I think you might
cramp up. Who says there? If y'all think rimshots might
might help these, feel free to jump in. The patient
was examined, x rated, and sent home. On the second day,
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the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
I could use that right now. I'm a good knee.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears
to be depressed. I wait to figure that out there
if we the patient has been depressed since she began
seeing me in nineteen ninety three.
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Self evaluation, Well, nineteen ninety three, that's a tail. These
had been around a while. But yeah, it's amazing how
I hadn't found them to them.
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Now discharged status alive but without my permission, healthy, appearing decrepit.
Sixty nine year old male mentally alert but forgetful. The
patient refused autopsy. Yes, the patient has no previous history
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of suicides. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. She
is numb from her toes down. The skin was moist
and dry. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and
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cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
Occasional constant infrequent headaches. Well occasional constant infrequent headaches.
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Select one think what.
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The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and
pet turtle who was presently enrolled in daycare three times
a week.
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Wow strange.
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One more might want to keep an eye with his
patient's past. Medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only
a forty pound weight gain in the past three days.
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On the radio.
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Coago doodle doo.
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Y'all.
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It is Thursday, April the fourth.
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You don't celebrate National hugay news Person Day. I guess
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They want to ask.
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To appreciate that.
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You got the hot weather bed. Yeah, there's a fine
line between hug and assault. All right, there's National.
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School Librarian Day and that's your Yeah. My sister does
a library in my old high school.
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She was so proud of her brother.
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A picture back there at the bus stop for that
out of gram.
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On the bus. Now she wasn't the band of the
book kind. She was the one that broke books in
and put them on.
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The national chicken cord on Blue Day.
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The blue is for the blue cheese in the dish,
which was very good to me.
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I know that blue.
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Chicken, ham and cheese. Yeah, we can do that.
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National Vitamin C Day, be a good idea, take you
some Vitamin C National jeep four by four day?
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What's the deal with the ducks? Bred boy?
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Was that you told me about on the dashboard? I
got you a little jeep put around ducks. I got
it out with my duck Huntings His john boy has
a white jack.
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But it was a great gif. It was the one
that they had the square headlights on. Yeah, they're just
a little one, just a little run around.
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You drive by and you see her the dash all
the ducks and that he's got a real duck.
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That's a good ones of Yeah. All right, well we'll
work on that later. Uh So, National Burrito Day, we
can do that. Oh man.
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Great story about about Johnny Burritos in downtown Charlotte. My
little son Stick when worked there at the NASCAR meetia
with downtown. They still makes a trip to Johnny Burrito's.
It just loves so his favorite place to eat. So
Johnny the owner there, uh, North Carolina State team when
they were playing in Charlotte, North Carolina for the NC
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Double A tournament. Of course we know, as we know
now they are a final four team this weekend, so
they would eat at Johnny Burritos. They love their burritos, and it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Just so happened.
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And then after that they kept winning, so they kept
eating there.
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You know how superstitious.
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Their coach is and stuff. Jack got me here to
tell you this. They just told me so. Uh they
had it so the flag that North Carolina's State had
in their locker room to celebrate they won, you know
that section. So they're in the final four, they all
autographed it and presented to Johnny for Johnny Burritos Iesick man,
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you want to be thinking to find out the final
fours in Phoenix. If somehow you get Johnny to make
some burritos and we'll figure out how to.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Get them to them, wouldn't that be cool?
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And then you know, just pill off a couple, you know,
we can have them while we watch the games. To
the idiot, all right, wonderful National Burrito Day somebody work
that out. Let me know.
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All right, let's wake up.
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seven that three days in history where we will clean.
Our category is from eighteen eighty seven. April the fourth,
the woman named Susannah M. Salter was elected as the
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first female mayor of an American city or The sixty
percent of the voters in Argonia, Kansas selected Salter as
a new mayor, which came with a tiny one dollar
per year annual salary.
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Wow.
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Way to go there, Susan.
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Up and look how itson free.
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Nineteen sixty seven, Johnny Carson quit as host of the
Tonight Show. He returned three weeks later with a thirty
thousand dollars a.
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Week pay Ray Week.
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We're going back too, Yeah, week Man nineteen sixty seven,
and finally was on this date. In nineteen seventy five,
Steve Miller is arrested for burning his girlfriend's clothes. Benita
de Oreo was attempting to put out flames to save
her clothing from burning when police arrived at the Miller
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residents when Miller refused to be handcuffed and was charged
with resisting arrest. Luckily, the charges were dropped the next
day and Miller was set free. The Oreo's clothing, however,
was gone with the wind. And then he wrote the joker.
It wasn't that, Steve Miller. It'd been fun if it was.
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I guess Okay, Well, there's our categories one eight hundred
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You're told free liacy. We can get together. We'll play
out birds next.
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Have them ry up and guess time you love the
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Let's say, hey, Jamie from Plevna.
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Can I said.
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Shots, Hey buddy, is that you Jamie?
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I'm here?
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Yeah, all right, hey, let's go ahead. All right, I
got you a thing.
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Let's get you do these three categories, Jamie, your dead
Southern East Pets bag.
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Have you have you got a four legged friend?
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There?
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Jamie?
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No, I don't I got an legged friend?
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How's that? You got a snake?
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It?
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Yep, it's a snake?
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How about that? All right?
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I wouldn't if you want to get them to.
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Turn loose, squeeze you all right, Well Jamie will be
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Fred and then you know, there we go.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Maybe if it's small enough, have a little supper with you.
All right, then let's get to it, Jamie.
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We need in first in five seconds, three women in
politics pastor present, Ready go?
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All right, Kamala Harris, Nicky Hayley and Nancy Pelosi.
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All right, now we need three TV hosts pastor president.
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Ready to go, Johnny Carson, Kelly Clarkson, Ryan.
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Boy, and for the win, three female names that start
with the letter B.
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Ready go, Barbara, Betty and Benita.
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Yes.
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And you remember Banita from the Steve Miller clothes burning incident.
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And I like it.
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Yeah, And now though Taylor was stretching for that category,
but Jamie, you got it, buddy. Southern East Pets pack
headed over to Cleveland for you.
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All right, Thank you much? Can I give a shut up?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
You go ahead? Uh?
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Just all the armed men and women in the military.
We appreciate you every day, all.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Right, Dad, Jamie appreciate you, buddy. You hang on with Jacket,
all right?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, Jack, getting Jamie's stuff, get his Southern East Pets back.
He's gonna impress a young lady giving some pet gummies
to her fore legged friend. I like the way he goes,
and I appreciate his shout out to all the armed men.
And women of our of our military. And uh, I
guess since his pet doesn't have any arms, you know, he.
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Wants a solution.
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Body that does the news intro would be good to here, baby,
if we could right after my punks.
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Okay, honey, you know I get right on. And I
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The brim shop is munchy better.
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It's time to axe Hike packing.
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You gotta not eat my ham biscuit. I want it.
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You know you can tell he's in trouble because when
I accuse him of something, he lift up.
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His shirt, shake his belly. Yeah, all right, that's funny.
Go on, get the hell out of here, yo. What's up?
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Jerryactinational relationships? Dig this dea ike. I enjoy your segment
on the Big Show.
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Thank you. I believe the phrasing word.
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They're all such interesting people, especially rayfer Oh what the
He's really had an interesting life. It must be great
to have all that experience to draw from. Oh I
wore out just reading down lists. What's it like to
work with someone with that much history?
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Signed J. Foster, Richmond, Virginia, did Jay it's hell Rayforuld
think he know everything.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
The problem is he can't remember none of it.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Oh yeah, it's a ball working with rayfelh I'd had
this much fun. Said the summer, I did community service,
rents it out, bet pans at the Nervous househood and
there was a lot less crack to deal with.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
But you do learn a lot.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
For example, you learn not to go into the bathroom
for half hour after rayf has been in that. I
now know more about leaf blowers, loud pipes, and working
women than I ever thought I would. And I never
knew mothballs was considered a substitute for old spice.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
But he is good for one thing material. Let me
preach on it now.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Rayford's so old. He drove one of them Flinchstone cars
to the prom and made his date and do all
the footwork. Rayfond sold his driver's licensees wrote in hieroglyphics,
Rayford so damn Old his memories in black and white.
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He went into an antique star and they sold it.
He called the cops on David and Goliath. Ah, you
damn kids, take your rumble to the other side of Judah.
He was the DJ at the Boston d Party. I'd
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like to send this one out to Thomas Jefferson. His
birth certificates on a stone tablet Rayford so Old. He
was the bust boy at the Last Supper. He list
his address as the Smithsonian rayfand so Old. He knew
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mister Clean when he had an Afro rayfand so Old.
He dated Eve before Adam did.
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He worked on the pit crew for Ben hur.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Raven sold he got He got arrested for holding illegal
velociraptor fighting. He still owes Moses a shekel. The government
declared him a historical site. It is my favorite for
gone boy, Rayfan so Old, when he foughts Maud's fly out.
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Of his button.
Speaker 11 (15:56):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I can't get that picture out of my head.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
I still say when they give him that lifetime contract,
they should They should have one of them what you
call stripulations in it. Specified how many lifetimes.
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He's already up to ten eleven, so I guess we're stuck.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
So we can't do no sticking, no foot in the
crack of Rayven's hands, or as he calls it, I'm againting.
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We love you, Rayfing the old bastard. That's his height.
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Big Show on the radio.
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More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh oh, I didn't.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
Oh, I didn't see. This is Professor moment handed Day,
head of e ah oh, head of the Big Show,
Science in History division. And you'll listening to two boys
who are destined to be history, don Boy.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
And Billy on the Big Show. Yoh.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
When I say there'll be history, I didn't mean to
apply a negative.
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I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Good morning as a man show on AL Radio. We're
rolling to your Thursday. Hey bro, the fourth twenty twenty four?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Is this the first one of our palandrome numbers?
Speaker 6 (21:06):
There?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
The first one there?
Speaker 14 (21:08):
The palindrome dates are really there's a bunch of them
in April, a boy, but the first one was the
second of April.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, So four two two four four save backwards and forward.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Okay, So that's a whole deal about That's what a
palindrome is like, you know, that T shirt I got
Taco cat.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
You spelled it either way?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Ye, so?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And also race car is one huh so you see
r A C E c A R. He spelled it backwards.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
R A C E C A R.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Never odder even as a palindrome with words. So Dennis
Send is one step on no pets, step on no pets,
step on no pets. But I think Taco cat wins.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Makes the better sir.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, So the number palindrome, so he well, the second
especially today four two two four goes away, so the
next one will be uh four to two oh two
four all the twenties in this month.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Every twenty four four to two oh two four four
two one two four.
Speaker 14 (22:19):
Okay, I've never I can't recall ever seeing eleven palindrome
dates inside of a single month.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Because this is the first time we've ever had well,
nineteen twenty four, but that not the same as twenty
two oh two four is very important.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
So anyway you can maybe win a bar bet or
amaze your friends, or like I'm doing, just amaze yourself.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Write them down and look at them. All right, how
about it. You're welcome fun things to do by yourself.
Here courtesy of the Pig Show. Hey Bob, I back.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's got something interesting Alabama fans, you want to listen
up Old Bob coming up in minutes. Big Show rolls
on y Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
We played John boyd jeveryday Winter gets a bull Snot
Prize pack truck drivers keep America moving and bulls Not
make sure they look good doing it Live for bulls
Now at truck stops across America or Brownows dot com. Also,
of course, you can go to the Big Show dot
com click on the BULLSNT manner for more info. And
I know you want to go to the Big Show
dot com and click on the Nico Sports banner. And
(23:25):
we fixing to find out why because Iman Bob Ibach
is on the line. Good morning Bob, and happy Final
four weekend.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I'll tell you what. Final four and John Boy and
Billy is always a pleasure to be with you guys
and your network. And we have to thank you for
all the work that you've done the hospitality. We ripped
over three point three million dollars now that we've raised
for charities. I know your listener's have been a big,
big part of that over the years. You know, I
was looking back at the basketball schedule, college basketball schedule
(23:57):
in December, and I thought to myself, after Alabama lost
three straight games to Purdue Creighton in Arizona to follow
six and five, I said, you know what, I don't
think we're going to be talking Final four stuff about
the Crimson Tide and boy Lo And behold. They ended
up going twenty five and eleven, had an unbelievable run
(24:18):
through the Western Region in the tournament, beaten Charleston, Grand Canyon,
North Carolina, the number one seed, and Clemson. And now
they're facing another mountaintop in Yukon on Saturday, and we've
got something for a Crimson Tide fans. You're going to
want to get this because it's never ever happened before
(24:40):
in the school's history. Now I'm talking about going to
the Final four finally. And it's a beautifully framed fifteen
by seventeen inch photo collage with a black frame around
the outside. Got all kind of cool information in the middle,
got the season's final season record or up to date
(25:00):
school logo, final four logo right there in the center,
championship history for the Tide and the road to the
final four breakdowns, we go back over the games that
they won against Charleston, Grand Canyon, North Carolina, Clemson all
listed there will also include the games that they play
over the weekend and hopefully they can go on and
(25:21):
take this to another level if they can beat Yukon
and then either North Carolina or the Purdue winner in
the other semifinal game. So only twenty and twenty four
of these framed items will ever be produced. They sell
for one hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety five cents each.
A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the
(25:42):
charity of Alabama's choice. It's called Yay Alabama helps out
a lot of the students there. And when you order
these framed items, you will get a something on the
backside that you can either hang it or display it,
so it's all set to go in your home or office.
You don't have to do anything else for just show it.
So if you'd like to go ahead and order these again,
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there are only one hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety
five cents each. Only twoenty and twenty four will be
produced to celebrate the first ever in championship history for
Alabama to be in the final four. Those games will
be played this weekend out in Arizona. Here's the phone
number that you can call to order these, but I
do encourage people don't wait because every year these have
(26:28):
sold out and again only twenty and twenty four will
ever be made. The toll free number is one eight
hundred three four five two eight six eight. That's one
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Or
just go to the website nicosports dot com. You spell
it nik coosports dot com. That's nikcosports dot com. And
(26:55):
with Father's Day, Mother's Day coming up, graduations, birthdays, what
a great gift idea for that Bama fan.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
That is it. I'm looking at it right now, Bob.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Beautiful. It is beautiful, So jump on it. And as always,
you can go to our website at the Big Show
dot com. Click on the Niko Sports matter It'll take
you right there. But yeah, what's our listeners. Once everybody
start seeing this in Alabama fans, first time ever, gonna
sell out quick. So yeah, like a courage you, like
Bob said, hop on it right now if you can.
The first chance you get when you park pull over
(27:26):
do something.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Right now, like I like to say the slam dunk. Baby.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
That's it, all right, Bob. We'll see what happens after
the weekend. Buddy, Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
All right, listen, have a good rest of the weekend.
We'll talk to you guys down the road.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
All right, good deal, Bob, Thank you so much once again.
One eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight
A click on that Niko link at the Big Show
dot com. All right, right now, let's play John Boy
jever in the game. Review yesterday's question. We found out
according to the US Environmental protect Agency, bad this biodegradable
(28:04):
product takes up the most based in American landfills. Talked
about that paper paper when it's like all together, it
kind of lasts a long time.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Noticed that.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Look he learned something today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to
the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, this is the most
commonly littered item found in the world's oceans. Oh, what
is fish poop? Well, that's kind of supposed to be there.
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So what y'all got?
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We play John Boy Jeopardy next take rather.
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Able for it.
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It's John boy champany wah wah and now a man
who often looks it longingly into the sea and wonders
why didn't anyone ever act on that feed tuna, fish,
mayonnaise idea.
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He's John boyd all the time. That's they had.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
William out of Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning, William. Hey we
do brother Bobby are doing good man? Welcome in here?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
All right, man, you got the first shot at it.
Let's see, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration,
this is the most commonly littered item found in the
world's oceans. What you got, William?
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Cigarette?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
But cigarette?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
But let's say that's it, man.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
So it says here little explanation.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Let's find out why will Most cigarette filters are made
out of cellulease acetate.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
That is a plastic like material. I know that's easy
to manufacture, but not easy to degrade. Even with the
reduced numbers of smokers, and that's have made it four
point five trillion butts are still being tossed down every year.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
Wow, we really No, that's it, man, that's a nasty habit.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
No.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
I used to love them, boy.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Tell me, I'm about it, William, all of us, I know,
all of us. I said that deal is, it's not
far from the dru there when I'm doing that Arglom,
I said, yeah, man, I've been smoking all this time.
When became a disc jockey, they gave you a pair
of headphones and a pack of.
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Cigarette and a cup of coffee. Oh you we got that? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Hey, William, A good job, every buddy. You got one
hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products
made in the USA. You clean up around you now.
Speaker 9 (31:50):
Buddy, Hey, do I use bad?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
I'm gonna turn you over to jacket In.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Give me some you alright, my boy, why are we
gonna jump out right now? Catch up at your news
right on the other side. Oh yeah, Sherman Pratt, The
Big Show. Pratt makes Azine.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
About twenty minutes, found that what's going on the Big
Show drive in theater right now you.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
To brat greetings, fellow humanoids, shim and pret. The Big
Show brought here with today's topic, a pet monkey. If
your mom and dad haven't turned off the radio by now,
you're probably alone. Show me a kid who has never
wanted his own monkey, and I'll eat a bug. A
monkey is the ultimate pet. It's like the world's coolest
(33:23):
little human in a fur coat. When you talk to them,
their expression is like they understand everything you say if
you don't know what I mean. Is the exact opposite
of the look your parents give you anytime you talk
to them. A pet and monkey is a way to
be special. Every other kid has a dog, or a cat,
or a fish or some sort of burn big stinking deal.
(33:45):
But you walk into school and let it be known
you've got a monkey at home, and you are the
instant object of worship. And monkeys are good for more
than just bragging rights. Think about it. When was the
last time your dog through a fistful of its own
duty at one of your stupid. Sure, they're smelling, noisy
and unpredictable, so's your little brother. And when it comes
(34:06):
to teaching someone to smoke a cigar and ride a tricycle,
the monkey learns faster. And when your little brother gets
older and gets mean and loses his mind, you just
have to deal with it. Well a monkey, it's see
around cheetah and off to the crazy monkey farm eos.
Then you just go to the monkey store and get
a fresh one. But don't get the same kind. There's
(34:28):
all kinds of monkeys to choose, from little squirrel monkeys, lemurs,
and the classic organ grinder variety. But don't get a chimpanzee.
They're an ape and if you accidentally call them a monkey,
they get all quiet and stare at you. Besides, I
think they can read your mind. But no matter what
monkey you choose, the trick is getting your folks to
(34:48):
go along with it. After all, they're the ones who
are going to be taken care of it until next
time this is shown, and Pratt reminding you that it's
a kid's world.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Rule it.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio for some of
this Ward one on broadcast, brought you by the Big
Show Drive in Theater.
Speaker 15 (35:34):
Hello, friends, your old help Bert Fern here with a big,
big announcement. The spring has sprung, the grass has rized.
Do you know what time it is? You guessed it?
Time for another exciting season of cinematic spectacle right here
at the Big Show Drive in Theater. It's opening weekend
and that can only mean one thing.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's family night. Sick of being cooped.
Speaker 15 (35:56):
Up in the house with the snut gobblers for the
last year? Have they danced huckle Buck on your last
good nerve? Are you ready to take the gas pipe
and end it all? Well, what's a few more hours
going to matter than pile that Bratton the family truckster
and make tracks to the Big Show Drive in Theater
this weekend. Our first feature is a world premiere. Six
(36:18):
songwriters shipwrecked on a deserted island, driven crazy by hunger.
When all seems lost, a crate washes ashore, a crate
of peanut, butter and jelly.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Little do they know that it's.
Speaker 15 (36:28):
Contaminated with radioactivity, turning them all into raving maniacs.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
When they're finally rescued, they release.
Speaker 15 (36:35):
The mother of all diabolical plots on the world a
song to drive the planet crazy. You see what I mean,
It's peanut butter jelly time the movie. In our second feature,
(37:01):
Amity Island, the scene of one of the worst great
white shark attacks in history. The seas have been quiet
for decades until now the great great grandson of the
legendary Jaws has returned to the scene of the crime,
determined to outshine his deadly ancestor. Are you ready for
the horror of baby shark taking a tiny little bite
(37:37):
out of your summer? Both of our big box office
blowofs bring a cast of thousands. Benjamin Bratt, Benjamin Button,
ben Affleck, has been Affleck, Eddie Murphy, any Redmaid, Eddie Munster,
Mister d missus d, Mister t iced tea sweet peat
be Arthur See Arthur, Arthur Godfrey, Godfrey Cambridge, Timothy Oliphant,
Ali Timafoot, Sandra Bullock, Sandrad O'Connor, Sinbad, Sin Good, Sin average,
(38:00):
and that Nick serssy impersonator who lets you punch him
in the bung hole for an extra five dollars, which
he spends on tweezers and extra small condoms. Get there
early for a three Stooges festival. And afterwards we'll have
the second annual Mo Howard Memorial IPOs competition, hosted by.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Last year's winner. One night, Willie Preston.
Speaker 15 (38:24):
And don't forget to gume hungry visit our famous concession stand.
We've got fried chicken, baked chicken, barbecue, chicken, chicken salad,
tuna salad, tuna surprise tuna, no surprise, sushi, sashimi, Kim
she kim he kimhishi, tacos, burritos, chicken toes, meatless burgers,
veguless salad, cookie less cookies, and a steaming rack of
ribs direct from Jay Dahmer Funeral Associates that may or
(38:45):
may not come from that drifter who went missing near
the overpass two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
How much for ribs two fifty one?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Not a one rib?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I am hungry?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
How they last?
Speaker 15 (39:03):
It's opening weekend at the Big Show Drive in Theater.
Just take the Millsburg Expressway past the car sized pothole
in the exit lane. Take a hard ride on dustin
Diamond Parkway. Turn right at the Krusty Nipple Gentleman's Club
at the third road. Killed possum hang a casual left
down the gravel road. When you see Tayer Moran airing
out her sweater hawks, you've arrived. Get five dollars off
when you say the secret words.
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A bar monks sing so you can have a big on.
Speaker 15 (39:31):
This is your old pale Burdford saying I'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Good morning to big shows on the radio. Hang over
your local news weathers board.
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This was Royal.
Speaker 13 (39:47):
That is the King Vetle, slay out of the visit
wolfs stroy On of the mungle and aggravation of the
automanat pot all listening to my two royal, just as
those gap toothed barbarians John Boy and Billyard old big show,
A rise, a loyd of beef, a rise Duke of Ellington,
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a rise water of ten, essence of marp, no compactive, y'all.
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Good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. All right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
You know I'm all about him Church bulletin blue Firs
that I've been reading over the years, and you always
getting oman calls. It's the same ones over and over
and there new to me. But here's something I'm sure
that I hadn't done. Actual things doctors have written on
their notes about patients. Does that sound familiar as we
(41:16):
all get a little older. You know, now that you've
got the on line, you can go after you. Doctor's
a woman.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Read what they what they said.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
So if y'all catch any funny ones, let me know
this list just in real life. In y'all's life going
on here. So here's some actual ones that I have.
Doctor writes she has no rigors or shaking chills, but
her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
(41:43):
He patient has chest pain. If she lies on her
left side for over a year, I think you might
cramp up. Who says there? If y'all think rimshots might
might help these, feel free to jump in. The patient
was examined, x rated, and sent home. On the second day,
(42:05):
the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
I could use that right now. I'm a good knee.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears
to be depressed. I wait to figure that out there
if we the patient has been depressed since she began
seeing me in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Self evaluation, Well, nineteen ninety three, that's a tail. These
had been around a while. But yeah, it's amazing how
I hadn't found them to them.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Now discharged status alive but without my permission, healthy, appearing decrepit.
Sixty nine year old male mentally alert but forgetful. The
patient refused autopsy. Yes, the patient has no previous history
(43:00):
of suicides. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. She
is numb from her toes down. The skin was moist
and dry. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and
(43:23):
cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
Occasional constant infrequent headaches. Well occasional constant infrequent headaches.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Select one think what.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and
pet turtle who was presently enrolled in daycare three times
a week.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Wow strange.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
One more might want to keep an eye with his
patient's past. Medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only
a forty pound weight gain in the past three days.
Show yes, says side said, even days looking good tell
you very much, don't weget?
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Send those in the Big Show dot com and tip
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