April 5, 2024 • 44 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Jonathan Coleman gives us the scoop on this weekend’s world famous AutoFair.. - The not ready for Drive-Time Players are performing one entitled, “World Record”.. - Mark Packer chimes in on the NCAA Tourney.. - John Boy gives away some more of his crap.. I mean “wonderful things”.. - and Tom Sorensen brags on being our only buddy with live bracket going into the Final Four..
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Iman Mark Packer. Now you SEC Network for the big
ESPN boy raise Borning raised on Tobacco Road. I guess
Billy you guys was around there anyway. Don't let me
get off on directions here pack He usually joins us
Tuesday morning right when we kick off the final hour,
but very special today in Phoenix, ready for the Final
(00:46):
four that happens tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Thanks for getting with us, packed.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You got, john Boy.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Listen, we go from Tobacco Road to the Valley the Sun,
and you've called me so early. The sun's not even
up yet ten am, Phoenix time. Nevertheless, Johnny, it has
been a wild week.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Obviously.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
The final four starts for the women later today in Cleveland.
And of course you got an interesting combination where you've
got four teams, right, you got one from the ACC,
one from the SEC. One from the Big Ten, one
from the Big East. The team to beat is South Carolina.
They've been dominant all year with Don Staley's team, She's
had an incredible program. But Wes Moore and the NC
(01:27):
State Wolfpack they got something going on now. I was
in Raleigh earlier this week, Johnny were doing the show Man.
They've got something going on. The wolf Pack punching their
ticket now on the men's side, but also the women's side,
so the ladies get things started first. Later tonight, I
think it's tonight. It's hard to say tonight when it's
still dark out in the morning, but all that stuff's
(01:48):
going on in Cleveland, and then today here in Phoenix.
Of course, you got everybody showing up for practices in
the arena, it's gonna be about eighty thousand people going nuts.
And you've got the same four com references represented on
the men's side, acc SEC, Big Ten, in the Big East.
On the men's side, obviously, Yukon has been absolutely dominant
(02:09):
and coach Hurley again the defending national champs. They've born,
they've absolutely worn out everybody so far in the tournament. Alabama,
who's fresh off and knocking off of North Carolina and
Clemson to punch their first Final four ticket ever the
how to do something with Yukon. But again, the reason
I'm out here is for NC State because it's all
about the wolf Pack this week.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And Kevin Keats on a crazy run.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You know, we saw NC State do this Johnny back
in nineteen eighty three. For folks that remember all that,
Jim Valvano was the coach, and the wolf Pack had
to win the ACC tournament. They beat Michael Jordan Carolina,
they beat Ralph Sampson in Virginia. They cut down the nets.
It was people going crazy how they won the tournament.
Then they get in the dance. They had to beat
Virginia and Ralph Sampson again, which they did, and of
(02:53):
course with Havana and the boys, they go to Albertquerque
and then they cut down the nets when they knocked
off Houston in an unbelievable fashion. We're watching it all
over again. NC State back a couple of weeks ago
in DC. They win five games in five nights. They
cut down the nets. It was their only means of
getting in this tournament. And then they go crazy and
they knock off Duke and here we go again. You know,
they beat Duke in the ACC Tournament, they beat Duke
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in the postseason, you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Know, to punch their ticket.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Kind of what the eighty three team did beating Virginia twice.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So I don't know what's gonna happen. NC State Perdue.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You got the big boys DJ Burns against old Zach
Edy and man eighty's about nineteen feet tall and they
gain four hundred pounds. I don't know what DJ Burns
is gonna do. But NC State's been living great. It's
all about great guard play too. They've had great balance
inside and out. So first game tomorrow being Saturday here
in Phoenix, will be n C State taking on Purdue,
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and then he got Bama and Yukon in the second game.
So again, it's an awesome weekend. College basketball TV numbers
have been through the roof. They'll be through the roof
of Caitlin Clark in Iowa doing all that stuff too,
and Don Staley's team more so, great matchups if you
love hoops Tonight and tomorrow and then throughout the entire weekend.
We you know, crown champions with the league side Sunday
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and on Monday night here in Phoenix.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So it's been an amazing run for the wolf Pack. Again.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It's only the first time ever, Johnny, that two teams
punched their ticket for.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Both the men and the women in the same year.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It's happened fifteen times before where schools had both the
men's and women's programs get to a final four, but
we've never seen two schools in the same.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Year be able to pull it off.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So party time up in stores Connecticut, Connecticut, same thing
in Raleigh, North Carolina, with all eyes on Cleveland and
Phoenix beginning today and tonight and tomorrow and everything else.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It'll be outsight awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And the correlations with North Carolina State, how they did
in eighty three and weather doing right now is unbelievable.
I knew you'd have some good that fack. Thank you
so much. Enjoy your time in Faas. Maybe you want
to get a nap, go back to sleep a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
No, no, no, you know I got my bourbon gummies.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I'm we got.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
We got plenty of time to worry about sleep, Johnny.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
We worked too hard to get to the end. So
let's see how this thing plays out.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
But I will tell you on that campus at NCI
State this week. You know, they've lived in that shadow
of Duke and Carolina for a long time, and finally
wolf Pack Nation gets all the spotlight on both the
men's and the women's side. They've earned it and it's
just been really incredible to watch both of them.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So we'll see if.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Somebody can cut down bets and bring back the big
hardware come up this weekend, but it should be fun.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Good Dale Pack, Thank you so much, buddy, you travel
say we'll catch up with you next week.
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love Burt Reynolds.
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Man.
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Remember we hung out with Hal needam By pitching that
John Boy and Billy movie. Who directed Smoking in the
Bandit movies?
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Yeah?
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best potential after.
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What about three apes?
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I hear it.
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I think, Well, Burt Reynolds loved the ladies, and I
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after thirty bach.
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Those potentials after after thirty Okay, Tony, do you agree
or disagree?
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I'll agree with that.
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And all you.
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Know you're close because the answer is after thirty five.
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Well so, man, just you miss it by five years.
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What does that count?
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Yeah?
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Ay, right, well he.
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Is, Well that is after thirty so what the heck?
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tetrazini properly, you have to move something from the checking first,
what the rooster checking tetrasini.
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You need to take the bones out.
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Take the bones out of the chicken, Tony? Do you
agree or disagree?
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I'll agree again.
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I'll be waiting.
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I know.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. A local woman in Grayville
County was cleaning up around the Washington Heights area found
what authorities believe was a severed human. We we and
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here's another Bobby thing. You know, I was afraid of
this when the Bobby thing happened in all the press.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
I don't be a fad. Yeah, He'm a fad. So
hula hoop.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, she finds like a severed you know, we wait
in a peanut butter jar.
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Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
He doesn't even realized he lost it. I remember continuing
to talk about the pickle. Selice her.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all of one to.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Was it, Peter Pan.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Lieutenant Sam Simons, motioning for the Greenville County Sheriff's office, said,
the lab.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Very tough for man the boys at the lab.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
Hanger, Prince, you mean.
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Let's get the chalk out guy.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
This should have been good.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Somebody hung her out. Somebody called Big Tracy.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Ah, we now, he said, we don't have any theories
about it right now. The woman found the suspected organ
while organ, yes, she was working, noticed something, she knows,
a court sized jar, kind of happier size jar.
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Yeah, commit to the symbol.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Court size jar.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
She noticed something suspicious in't it.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
I guess that's not what you expected to find in
the court sized jar.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
But this is ridiculous, I look at that.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
They took the suspected organ into a Great Amorrol hospital.
It was examined by a pathologist who said, that's what
you know.
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The thing?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
You know, the thing is on the North Carolina statutes.
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.
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Yes, it's a good part of that.
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Why does everything remind me?
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Andy g read the shows?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
We all do.
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All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from today, But you got guys coming to claim it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Though pathologist was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
The suicide note. It left the guys. See that shows
you that it does think this guy, this guy, women sucks.
I'm out here and it killed itself.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
The peanut butter crunching machine on with a suicide note
wrapped around it.
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It can't take it.
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So this guy's choice. The woman is killing me. I'm oving,
I'm dying, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What did the notes say?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well, it had some type of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Well, like I said, me a little hard for to write.
Speaker 11 (14:21):
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Right.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
You can type about fifteen words a minute will train one,
but it's the handwriting is terrible.
Speaker 11 (14:35):
Yeah, well, I can't grip the pen, no thumb, no
opposing digit.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Everybody's imagined it trying to write. Now there's something there
going home? Min can write real well.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
Yeah, and the snow doesn't gunt I can.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
The snow doesn't get.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
We've linked them up.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
These are lego jokes.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
We just keep putting one on top of.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Then the organ is in storage.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
Storage, what's it's what's in the police station refrigerator every time.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Guy who run first?
Speaker 11 (15:31):
Can you get now it's.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Down at the morgue.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
They have this little tiny drawing for.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
You know.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
I'm told them when they built this morga, this will
come in someday, be handy. I'm told them what happened
sooner or later.
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You're talking crazy this.
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even gonna be in the tournament till they won the
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Five games in five days.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Now that lost in the NC double a tournament matching
kind of what they did in eighty three. We hope
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Don't Carolina State loved a burritos. My boy Michael eats
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where you know how superstitious in boys and the coaches
are they kept eating them burritos, and then after they
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that they had in the locker room, their victory flag
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All right, Well, here we are.
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We'll get into that minute.
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Let's welcome Friday Morning Sports CAURU. Tom Sorenson, Good morning.
Speaker 12 (23:57):
Tom, Good morning, Jambo.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
How are you doing good, buddy?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And uh, well, before the first game was played, you
picked the Yukon University of Connecticut to win the whole thing,
and I gotta say, it looks like it looks like
you might you might have it nailed there, buddy.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
They have won by an average at twenty seven points,
and they just they look unbeatable, I mean, produce good.
I'm not gonna underestimate NCA State and Alabama. You sell
what they did to the Tarihels. They can score from anywhere.
But I've now seen a team all season nearly as
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good as you come.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So that's right.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
So two number one seeds, Levet, we saw number one
North Carolina get taken out. Who is that other Thomas
slipped from my mind?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Can't remember.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I know we still got number one seed Yukon, of course,
and number one seed Perdue.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
They will be playing tomorrow Houston.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Morris, Well, yes, right, Houston looked like they were maybe
supposed to the best in the league. All right, so
they're going so all right, And you say I didn't
see North Carolina State eleven seed in the final four?
What about our Crimson Tide, What about our role Tide
listeners down there in Alabama?
Speaker 12 (25:15):
I tell you that is a fun team to watch.
And they lost a lot of talent. They had Brandon Miller,
the number two guy taking in the draft, was taken
right here in Charlotte by the Hornets. But they went
out and they just rebuilt quickly. They added some new coaches,
added some new recruits, and they just played this free
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wheel and almost NBA style. You know, we're gonna run
up that court. If we're open from twenty five feet,
we're taking it. And they just have some really good
scores and passers, and they're a good team. I would
not underestimate them. I don't think they're twelve point underdog
against Yukon, and I think I could see it being
(25:58):
closed for half, but not much.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What about the Wolfpack and eleven seed? Has eleven seed
made it to the Final four before?
Speaker 12 (26:07):
Yeah, there's been five other eleven seeds that have made
it to the Final four, and that's the lowest seed
ever and not one of them now one of those
five has advanced to the national championships. The state is
trying to be first and te what's cool is you
know they're going against Fordue Produce. Big Man is seven
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foot four and he proved it in Detroit when he
cut down the nets without using the ladder. That was
pretty impressive and he zachi ed he was the player
of the year. And he's also leading scorer in college basketball.
And he is going against DJ Burns, who is six
(26:49):
foot nine and he's listened to eighty but he's made
it clear he weighs more than three hundred pounds and
he said when the season ends he's going.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
To do something about it. But he's light.
Speaker 12 (27:00):
He's I love big guys to see the game and
can pass, and this guy is a passing fool. And
he just yea, he didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Look like a basketball player.
Speaker 12 (27:10):
He looks like a guy that the Panthers were taking
the second round. He just is, like I said, he's big,
he's he takes up a whole lot of space and
he's really really great.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Quick feet, what a touch too, so soft man, so solid.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
He was awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
All right, Yeah, see.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Him against boy if he can, if he can get
the jump over eating there, zaid four, he will be
a legend from now on. He might already be as
we're going. Uh so and Tom right quick, we got
to give about the women's tournament. I can't believe him made.
Me and Jackie were talking about we actually planned to
go home and watch a women's college basketball game. I
(27:51):
mean that's a little tough, uh, you know, with the
ow with the.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Look Jerry Seinfeld looking girl that can't.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
That's Kayla Clark.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yeah, it was on.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
I hadn't planned to watch. And there's a class bar
in Saint Paul and I go there when I'm in town,
and uh and there were there's four TVs and two
more in that game, and the other two were switched.
The owner came by and switched the other two to
the IOWA L.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
S U game.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
And just to tell you what kind of bar in
like some sensitive a guy came in there and he
was crying in the bar.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Are you crying?
Speaker 12 (28:36):
And he said, I'm depressed, and she said, well go
be depressed outside kicked him out of the bar because
she said, nobody in the history of the world has
ever come to a bar to.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
See guy cry.
Speaker 12 (28:46):
I told her, I said, hey, I'm not depressed, and
she said, I don't care if you depressed, don't cry.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Not gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I don't really care who wins.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I thought it was a really good game.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Was the enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It was all over, you know, Phil, I've been picking
on a dog going and that that commercial I told
man got me mad.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
She's done something that nobody has ever done. And that
turned you against her. Well, because Pete Merriviage did. They
said it.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I guess you have State Farms gonna write her and
check yes, say whatever you want. Yeah, I'm the best
ever in the history of back how many times I've
said that about you?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You did so depressed go to the bar and cry.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm glad you made it back.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Let's enjoy our final four weekend and we'll catch up
next week.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Buddy.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
Hey, everybody have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Okay, thank you, mad, thank you so much. Did well.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Let's play our wordy work day one ain't hundred big show.
You told free line you got a couple of contestants
and play next Good Friday morning, there's a Big Show
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on the radio. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bit Box, bit Box, we had something of new fight.
It is mister Sulu for old Spice. Alright, check out
keywords old Spice. You visit the bit box at the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Right now, let's do it. Everybody's head about the bed plate.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
The wordy word of a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
We got James from Philippie, West, Virginia. Good morning, James,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Hey, welcome. Then we got Tom from Martin's Ferry, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
All right, boys, and welcome in here. Tom. You're gonna
be on Tat's team.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Just just sounds right, Tomy, Tator, Tater and Tom okay.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
And then Johnny and James call ball. James to ball. James, Okay.
You know, if you don't hurry up, we're not gonna
have time to play.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Let's go ahead, dude, two rounds, thirty second season, all right,
time you relax, Me and James will go for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
All right, James, you ready, buddy, not ready? Okay, start
the clock now.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It pumps all the blood in your body.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Uh Huh.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You wear one of these on your head. Yeah, you
read one of these in school. Yeah, you take a
picture with a.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Camera.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
If you do, you go you get caught by the
police and go to jail.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah. Uh huh. Birds have a bunch of these.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Birds of a baby, No birds, no on them.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
You're gonna right there, dog got it?
Speaker 6 (32:11):
After the nineteen you just.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That was only five? Only five?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, good job on your side, James. Let's see what
Taylor and Tom can do. All right, Tom, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Alright and go.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
You have to pluck these off a chicken.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Yep, you put these on your eyes when it's bright out, sunglass?
Hey you might you go? You go deep fishing here
in the what the ocean? Another name for it, the
red blank?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
What else do you call it?
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Well, hey, when you're cold, you put one of these
on your bed.
Speaker 12 (32:53):
When you're cold, a blanket.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yep, this is the toad's cousin. You eat its legs.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Oh, there's the buzzard.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, that's their correct response. Four on the board. So
James leads Tom five to four. Anybody's game as we're
moving around.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Two? All right, James, are you ready and go. They croak,
They croak, Yes, all right, I'm in blank with her,
I blank her. You gotta what?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah? Off of a trunk of a tree is the
also bigger than a creek?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Is the.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
On a tree a body of the water like a creek?
Are you with me?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
James?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, no, no, off the trunk not a limb, but
a no is like under the ground.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Game.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I didn't say one wall two on the five seven score.
So Tom and Taylor three will tie, four will win?
Ready pecking up on that last one.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
He's so ugly he hit every Hey this is you
see these during a parade?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
They usually got characters sitting on them and they move
through the parade.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
This is the baseball players get off of this seat
when they go play in the dugout they sit down
on a what in the dugout? They sit down on.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
A Yes, by god, you would make wine from this fruit?
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (34:46):
Right, for the wine the land, James.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Going game of a little short body. But you can
try again anytime. All right, boy, I'll practice as.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
It is right right time.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Your prize pack has head to Martins Ferry, Ohio, hopefully
your house for your for your victory.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
All right, body, they hang on.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Bit
request time, see what we got here? Felix Adamson from
Mount Holly, North Carolina, says, hey, fellas love to hear
anything from Mad Max. Well, alright, hey, you got you
going there. Felix coming up next, speaks yond the.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Radio feet that see I tell you you're right. I
didn't mean to say it.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Phelix's namely that I'm always says say, I think I'm
still mad at my partner on worthy work, sticking out
on others. We got Jackie Markey's name. Now we're going
to get back together and prove that we can due.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
All right, I feel kind of bad. I suppose to
turn on your teammates.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Come on, I'm seeing you.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Right Back to Felix, Mount Holly, North Carolina, your request, son,
he would.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Go, God on Mad Max here, how's it going by?
They how you think it's going I'm maddering a mud fence. Wait,
that's how ugly I anyway. More so, my sister in
law just got her knee replaced, and my wife went
out of town for the last two weeks helping her
get back on her feet. Oh, I'm at home by myself,
(36:59):
doing my own hooking for the first time in years. So,
needless to say, I've been needing a lot of stuff
that comes out of a box in the freezer. They
help me out here. Why do the people that make
frozen food try to hide the directions on how to
count it? You think the box that have a picture
(37:19):
of the food on the front and the directions on
the back, right rang the front of a frozen pizza
has got the name and a picture of a pizza
that looks way better than anything you're likely actually pull
out of the oven at home. Now, I don't have
a problem with that. I'm the one that bought a
pizza named after the Red Barn, so I knew what
(37:42):
it was I was getting myself into. At this point,
all I need the Red Barn to do is tell
me how to heat it up without making it worse
than it already is. So I turned the box over
to read the directions on the back. But wait, the
whole back of the box is the story of how
the Red Birren went from shooting down airplanes to making pizzas.
(38:06):
I didn't read all of it, but I ain't snoop.
He shot him down. He laid it in the healy.
Like the food so much he decided to stay and
get into the pizza bites. But anyway, it's a real
colorful story. But I don't really give a crap about
it because I'm hungry. So how about we skipped the
sales pitch. I already bought the dead guess all I
(38:30):
want you to do is tell me how to unfreeze
it so I can't eat it. But as Reverend Billy
Ray says, we can't have that no more in America.
The frozen food people always putting the cooking directions on
the skinniest flap, on the shortest end of the ball,
you know, the one you most likely to tear all
(38:50):
the pieces trying to get it over with you. May
I just say, my big horse, But the directions are
the most important part of the cooking, I says. Why
would they put him in little bitty letters like the
side of a taiwanhol bottle? Oh, and Lord help you
if there's irregular directions and microwave directions, which makes all
(39:12):
the printing twice as small. I mean, I know I'm
getting kind of old and squinty, but if you can't
read it without using a lighted microscope, like a guy
doing shoulder surgery on tiger Wood, the thrinton needs to
be wave vegar. I don't need a picture all the
fresh ingredients and a colorful story about the Red Baron.
(39:34):
I need to know how er medium, how many seconds
to punch in. In the words of Greg Warren Sunday,
you wont to feed me a pizza CoFe you don't
now Normally I don't like the threatened people. But if
my wife comes home next week and finds me starved
to death in the kitchen, that weird guy on Dateline
(39:54):
NBC is gonna be holding up a note that says
the Red Baron did it, It'll be in my right
and I'll guarantee you this. You won't have any trouble
reading posting food people. Step the stories, make your directions bigger,
and put them on the back of the box like
a lord. Intend now set out, shut up. He quit
(40:16):
running my convenient dinner. Y'all'm going, y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's Miggs you on the radio. A few moments.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
It's gonna get missis Sulu for hospices and the things
out mind, y'all, Tater's gotten the Saturday edition Big Show,
First thing in the morning, kick your weekend off. We
talk to Fat Man earlier today in Phoenix on the
final four. Men's side will be tomorrow and things and
the ins a wa Women's playing today, got that and
(41:09):
all weekend long, Auto Fair and Charlotte Motor Speedway for
my boy Jonathan a little earlier today. This year's show
highlight the beauty behind the classics, celebrate the sixtieth anniversary
of the Mustang Bug. Others today tomorrow and sun It continues,
Charlotte Motor Speedway, Auto Fairs, y'all enjoy, And now mister Sulu.
Speaker 17 (41:32):
Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now, look at me.
Now back to your man, Now back to me. Now,
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking guy, oh man, But
sadly he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and
he doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using
one of those lady scented body watches?
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Really? You know?
Speaker 9 (41:52):
On him?
Speaker 17 (41:52):
It kind of works? Where are you now? I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen?
Speaker 9 (41:57):
He should?
Speaker 17 (41:58):
The sun does terrible things to skin. Of course, your
man's skin is actually quite nice. What's in my hand?
It's an oyster and inside two tickets to that thing
you love. Why don't you call one of your girlfriends
from work and the two of you have an evening
out on me. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Maybe you and your girlfriend could sell a few and
tick up enough cash to pay for a real girl's
(42:19):
weekend in can cool. Oh, don't worry about leaving your
man behind. I'll be glad to keep him company. I'm
a man who enjoys hanging out with other men. Before
you go, tell me about you and your man. What's
your situation? Are the two of you you know, serious
or is this just a casual thing. My man and
I have what we call an understanding. We know that
a man can enjoy the company of another man without
(42:40):
there being any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two guys
going to the gym. Now your man and I are
in a gym. The whole place is full of men
who use ladies scented body washes. Your man fits right in.
Would your man like to grab something to eat later?
I know a great little sushi place. Now, your man
and I are in a great little sushi place. Your
man is freshly showered, but he still has the rosy
(43:00):
glow of a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really want
to call it a night this early, does he does?
Your man like to dance? Come on, I can tell
he's got some moves. Now, your man and I are
in the nightclub. We're on the dance floor. Your man
is shaking it like a polaroid picture. Oh by his
phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon to see
how it's going. He lets the call go to voicemail.
(43:20):
I wouldn't read too much into that. Now your man
and I are doing Jaeger shots at the bar. Your
man says you're kind of stifling him lately. He says
he needs some space. He thinks once you get back
from Cankhon, the two of you need to have a
serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he never knew before,
and to be perfectly honest, he's not sure you have
a place in the new life. He's planning there, he
(43:41):
said it. Now you're crying. Your man is apologizing. He
didn't plan this. It just kind of happened. He says,
it's not you it's him. He's packing up his stuff
and moving out. He thinks you're a great girl and
you'll find the right guy before you know it. Your
man hates that look in your eyes. He never meant
for this to happen. But if it wasn't me, it
would have been somebody else. Your man has to be
(44:01):
true to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you
another handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man,
and I will never forget you. We're riding off together
into the sunset. We're on a horse.
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Speaker 3 (44:43):
L whi ow.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Hey res your day so you own tomorrow. Love you
mane it
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We'll
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Iman Mark Packer. Now you SEC Network for the big
ESPN boy raise Borning raised on Tobacco Road. I guess
Billy you guys was around there anyway. Don't let me
get off on directions here pack He usually joins us
Tuesday morning right when we kick off the final hour,
but very special today in Phoenix, ready for the Final
(00:46):
four that happens tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Thanks for getting with us, packed.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You got, john Boy.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Listen, we go from Tobacco Road to the Valley the Sun,
and you've called me so early. The sun's not even
up yet ten am, Phoenix time. Nevertheless, Johnny, it has
been a wild week.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Obviously.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
The final four starts for the women later today in Cleveland.
And of course you got an interesting combination where you've
got four teams, right, you got one from the ACC,
one from the SEC. One from the Big Ten, one
from the Big East. The team to beat is South Carolina.
They've been dominant all year with Don Staley's team, She's
had an incredible program. But Wes Moore and the NC
(01:27):
State Wolfpack they got something going on now. I was
in Raleigh earlier this week, Johnny were doing the show Man.
They've got something going on. The wolf Pack punching their
ticket now on the men's side, but also the women's side,
so the ladies get things started first. Later tonight, I
think it's tonight. It's hard to say tonight when it's
still dark out in the morning, but all that stuff's
(01:48):
going on in Cleveland, and then today here in Phoenix.
Of course, you got everybody showing up for practices in
the arena, it's gonna be about eighty thousand people going nuts.
And you've got the same four com references represented on
the men's side, acc SEC, Big Ten, in the Big East.
On the men's side, obviously, Yukon has been absolutely dominant
(02:09):
and coach Hurley again the defending national champs. They've born,
they've absolutely worn out everybody so far in the tournament. Alabama,
who's fresh off and knocking off of North Carolina and
Clemson to punch their first Final four ticket ever the
how to do something with Yukon. But again, the reason
I'm out here is for NC State because it's all
about the wolf Pack this week.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And Kevin Keats on a crazy run.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You know, we saw NC State do this Johnny back
in nineteen eighty three. For folks that remember all that,
Jim Valvano was the coach, and the wolf Pack had
to win the ACC tournament. They beat Michael Jordan Carolina,
they beat Ralph Sampson in Virginia. They cut down the nets.
It was people going crazy how they won the tournament.
Then they get in the dance. They had to beat
Virginia and Ralph Sampson again, which they did, and of
(02:53):
course with Havana and the boys, they go to Albertquerque
and then they cut down the nets when they knocked
off Houston in an unbelievable fashion. We're watching it all
over again. NC State back a couple of weeks ago
in DC. They win five games in five nights. They
cut down the nets. It was their only means of
getting in this tournament. And then they go crazy and
they knock off Duke and here we go again. You know,
they beat Duke in the ACC Tournament, they beat Duke
(03:16):
in the postseason, you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Know, to punch their ticket.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Kind of what the eighty three team did beating Virginia twice.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So I don't know what's gonna happen. NC State Perdue.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You got the big boys DJ Burns against old Zach
Edy and man eighty's about nineteen feet tall and they
gain four hundred pounds. I don't know what DJ Burns
is gonna do. But NC State's been living great. It's
all about great guard play too. They've had great balance
inside and out. So first game tomorrow being Saturday here
in Phoenix, will be n C State taking on Purdue,
(03:47):
and then he got Bama and Yukon in the second game.
So again, it's an awesome weekend. College basketball TV numbers
have been through the roof. They'll be through the roof
of Caitlin Clark in Iowa doing all that stuff too,
and Don Staley's team more so, great matchups if you
love hoops Tonight and tomorrow and then throughout the entire weekend.
We you know, crown champions with the league side Sunday
(04:09):
and on Monday night here in Phoenix.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So it's been an amazing run for the wolf Pack. Again.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It's only the first time ever, Johnny, that two teams
punched their ticket for.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Both the men and the women in the same year.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It's happened fifteen times before where schools had both the
men's and women's programs get to a final four, but
we've never seen two schools in the same.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Year be able to pull it off.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So party time up in stores Connecticut, Connecticut, same thing
in Raleigh, North Carolina, with all eyes on Cleveland and
Phoenix beginning today and tonight and tomorrow and everything else.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It'll be outsight awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And the correlations with North Carolina State, how they did
in eighty three and weather doing right now is unbelievable.
I knew you'd have some good that fack. Thank you
so much. Enjoy your time in Faas. Maybe you want
to get a nap, go back to sleep a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
No, no, no, you know I got my bourbon gummies.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I'm we got.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
We got plenty of time to worry about sleep, Johnny.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
We worked too hard to get to the end. So
let's see how this thing plays out.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
But I will tell you on that campus at NCI
State this week. You know, they've lived in that shadow
of Duke and Carolina for a long time, and finally
wolf Pack Nation gets all the spotlight on both the
men's and the women's side. They've earned it and it's
just been really incredible to watch both of them.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So we'll see if.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Somebody can cut down bets and bring back the big
hardware come up this weekend, but it should be fun.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Good Dale Pack, Thank you so much, buddy, you travel
say we'll catch up with you next week.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
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Why they say, hey, Tony, Tony.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Up, Tone, good afternoon.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
What the hell?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hello money?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You don't not be oh Tony. We're gonna ask Tater
some questions. You know, the deal, you agree or disagree,
get too right for too wrong? You got a big
old prize pie. Yeah it sounds easy enough. Well let's
see you do it, Dan Tone Marcy Bert Reynolds. I man,
(07:18):
we got to interview him just very shortly before he
passed away, wasn't that. Yeah? I mean I figure we
were one of his last interview to be just oh man,
love Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Remember we hung out with Hal needam By pitching that
John Boy and Billy movie. Who directed Smoking in the
Bandit movies?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Way, anyway, So anyway, Bert just spurred some memory.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So uh, Tater back to Burt Reynolds taking with me
baby there. Bert once famously said that women reached their
best potential after.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
What about three apes?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That is Parson will experience from you.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I hear it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Like that.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
I think, Well, Burt Reynolds loved the ladies, and I
believe he's when they were older, say like after thirty,
after thirty bach.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Those potentials after after thirty Okay, Tony, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I'll agree with that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And all you.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Know you're close because the answer is after thirty five.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well so, man, just you miss it by five years.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
What does that count?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Ay, right, well he.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Is, Well that is after thirty so what the heck?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, let's let's have that our first technicality.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
All right, good, that's it. You're welcome, Tony.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
All right, let's get one more right, Tony, and you'll
win this prize pack tighter. In order to make chicken
tetrazini properly, you have to move something from the checking first,
what the rooster checking tetrasini.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
You need to take the bones out.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Take the bones out of the chicken, Tony? Do you
agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'll agree again.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And that was the thing they.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Tell me about it, all right, lit b y'all, Tony,
big old prize pack headed down to Seneca for you,
and uh, you can thank tayor later.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
I'll be waiting.
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Watim and the guy. We're top of your news. Right
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Laugh.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. A local woman in Grayville
County was cleaning up around the Washington Heights area found
what authorities believe was a severed human. We we and
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here's another Bobby thing. You know, I was afraid of
this when the Bobby thing happened in all the press.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
I don't be a fad. Yeah, He'm a fad. So
hula hoop.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, she finds like a severed you know, we wait
in a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
He doesn't even realized he lost it. I remember continuing
to talk about the pickle. Selice her.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all of one to.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Was it, Peter Pan.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Lieutenant Sam Simons, motioning for the Greenville County Sheriff's office, said,
the lab.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Very tough for man the boys at the lab.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
Hanger, Prince, you mean.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Let's get the chalk out guy.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
This should have been good.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Somebody hung her out. Somebody called Big Tracy.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Ah, we now, he said, we don't have any theories
about it right now. The woman found the suspected organ
while organ, yes, she was working, noticed something, she knows,
a court sized jar, kind of happier size jar.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Yeah, commit to the symbol.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Court size jar.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
She noticed something suspicious in't it.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
I guess that's not what you expected to find in
the court sized jar.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
But this is ridiculous, I look at that.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
They took the suspected organ into a Great Amorrol hospital.
It was examined by a pathologist who said, that's what
you know.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
The thing?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
You know, the thing is on the North Carolina statutes.
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Yes, it's a good part of that.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Why does everything remind me?
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Andy g read the shows?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
We all do.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from today, But you got guys coming to claim it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Though pathologist was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
The suicide note. It left the guys. See that shows
you that it does think this guy, this guy, women sucks.
I'm out here and it killed itself.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
The peanut butter crunching machine on with a suicide note
wrapped around it.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
It can't take it.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
So this guy's choice. The woman is killing me. I'm oving,
I'm dying, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What did the notes say?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well, it had some type of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Well, like I said, me a little hard for to write.
Speaker 11 (14:21):
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Right.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
You can type about fifteen words a minute will train one,
but it's the handwriting is terrible.
Speaker 11 (14:35):
Yeah, well, I can't grip the pen, no thumb, no
opposing digit.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Everybody's imagined it trying to write. Now there's something there
going home? Min can write real well.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
Yeah, and the snow doesn't gunt I can.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
The snow doesn't get.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
We've linked them up.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
These are lego jokes.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
We just keep putting one on top of.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Then the organ is in storage.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
Storage, what's it's what's in the police station refrigerator every time.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Guy who run first?
Speaker 11 (15:31):
Can you get now it's.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Down at the morgue.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
They have this little tiny drawing for.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
You know.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
I'm told them when they built this morga, this will
come in someday, be handy. I'm told them what happened
sooner or later.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, John Boy and Billy, stop it.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
You're talking crazy this.
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They wait by now. They won't give a shout out.
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How about.
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Oh right.
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Well, yeah, I said, well, you do with it what
you want to.
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I love the way the words it's right there.
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All right, Well, here we are.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Me and Tom Soarnsey, and we are staying red for
North Carolina State.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
We'll get into that minute.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Let's welcome Friday Morning Sports CAURU. Tom Sorenson, Good morning.
Speaker 12 (23:57):
Tom, Good morning, Jambo.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
How are you doing good, buddy?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And uh, well, before the first game was played, you
picked the Yukon University of Connecticut to win the whole thing,
and I gotta say, it looks like it looks like
you might you might have it nailed there, buddy.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
They have won by an average at twenty seven points,
and they just they look unbeatable, I mean, produce good.
I'm not gonna underestimate NCA State and Alabama. You sell
what they did to the Tarihels. They can score from anywhere.
But I've now seen a team all season nearly as
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good as you come.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So that's right.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
So two number one seeds, Levet, we saw number one
North Carolina get taken out. Who is that other Thomas
slipped from my mind?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Can't remember.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I know we still got number one seed Yukon, of course,
and number one seed Perdue.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
They will be playing tomorrow Houston.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Morris, Well, yes, right, Houston looked like they were maybe
supposed to the best in the league. All right, so
they're going so all right, And you say I didn't
see North Carolina State eleven seed in the final four?
What about our Crimson Tide, What about our role Tide
listeners down there in Alabama?
Speaker 12 (25:15):
I tell you that is a fun team to watch.
And they lost a lot of talent. They had Brandon Miller,
the number two guy taking in the draft, was taken
right here in Charlotte by the Hornets. But they went
out and they just rebuilt quickly. They added some new coaches,
added some new recruits, and they just played this free
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wheel and almost NBA style. You know, we're gonna run
up that court. If we're open from twenty five feet,
we're taking it. And they just have some really good
scores and passers, and they're a good team. I would
not underestimate them. I don't think they're twelve point underdog
against Yukon, and I think I could see it being
(25:58):
closed for half, but not much.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What about the Wolfpack and eleven seed? Has eleven seed
made it to the Final four before?
Speaker 12 (26:07):
Yeah, there's been five other eleven seeds that have made
it to the Final four, and that's the lowest seed
ever and not one of them now one of those
five has advanced to the national championships. The state is
trying to be first and te what's cool is you
know they're going against Fordue Produce. Big Man is seven
(26:27):
foot four and he proved it in Detroit when he
cut down the nets without using the ladder. That was
pretty impressive and he zachi ed he was the player
of the year. And he's also leading scorer in college basketball.
And he is going against DJ Burns, who is six
(26:49):
foot nine and he's listened to eighty but he's made
it clear he weighs more than three hundred pounds and
he said when the season ends he's going.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
To do something about it. But he's light.
Speaker 12 (27:00):
He's I love big guys to see the game and
can pass, and this guy is a passing fool. And
he just yea, he didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Look like a basketball player.
Speaker 12 (27:10):
He looks like a guy that the Panthers were taking
the second round. He just is, like I said, he's big,
he's he takes up a whole lot of space and
he's really really great.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Quick feet, what a touch too, so soft man, so solid.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
He was awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
All right, Yeah, see.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Him against boy if he can, if he can get
the jump over eating there, zaid four, he will be
a legend from now on. He might already be as
we're going. Uh so and Tom right quick, we got
to give about the women's tournament. I can't believe him made.
Me and Jackie were talking about we actually planned to
go home and watch a women's college basketball game. I
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mean that's a little tough, uh, you know, with the
ow with the.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Look Jerry Seinfeld looking girl that can't.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
That's Kayla Clark.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yeah, it was on.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
I hadn't planned to watch. And there's a class bar
in Saint Paul and I go there when I'm in town,
and uh and there were there's four TVs and two
more in that game, and the other two were switched.
The owner came by and switched the other two to
the IOWA L.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
S U game.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
And just to tell you what kind of bar in
like some sensitive a guy came in there and he
was crying in the bar.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Are you crying?
Speaker 12 (28:36):
And he said, I'm depressed, and she said, well go
be depressed outside kicked him out of the bar because
she said, nobody in the history of the world has
ever come to a bar to.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
See guy cry.
Speaker 12 (28:46):
I told her, I said, hey, I'm not depressed, and
she said, I don't care if you depressed, don't cry.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Not gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I don't really care who wins.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I thought it was a really good game.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Was the enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It was all over, you know, Phil, I've been picking
on a dog going and that that commercial I told
man got me mad.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
She's done something that nobody has ever done. And that
turned you against her. Well, because Pete Merriviage did. They
said it.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I guess you have State Farms gonna write her and
check yes, say whatever you want. Yeah, I'm the best
ever in the history of back how many times I've
said that about you?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You did so depressed go to the bar and cry.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm glad you made it back.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Let's enjoy our final four weekend and we'll catch up
next week.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Buddy.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
Hey, everybody have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Okay, thank you, mad, thank you so much. Did well.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Let's play our wordy work day one ain't hundred big show.
You told free line you got a couple of contestants
and play next Good Friday morning, there's a Big Show
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on the radio. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bit Box, bit Box, we had something of new fight.
It is mister Sulu for old Spice. Alright, check out
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Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Right now, let's do it. Everybody's head about the bed plate.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
The wordy word of a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
We got James from Philippie, West, Virginia. Good morning, James,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Hey, welcome. Then we got Tom from Martin's Ferry, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
All right, boys, and welcome in here. Tom. You're gonna
be on Tat's team.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Just just sounds right, Tomy, Tator, Tater and Tom okay.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
And then Johnny and James call ball. James to ball. James, Okay.
You know, if you don't hurry up, we're not gonna
have time to play.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Let's go ahead, dude, two rounds, thirty second season, all right,
time you relax, Me and James will go for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
All right, James, you ready, buddy, not ready? Okay, start
the clock now.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It pumps all the blood in your body.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Uh Huh.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You wear one of these on your head. Yeah, you
read one of these in school. Yeah, you take a
picture with a.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Camera.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
If you do, you go you get caught by the
police and go to jail.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah. Uh huh. Birds have a bunch of these.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Birds of a baby, No birds, no on them.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
You're gonna right there, dog got it?
Speaker 6 (32:11):
After the nineteen you just.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That was only five? Only five?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, good job on your side, James. Let's see what
Taylor and Tom can do. All right, Tom, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Alright and go.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
You have to pluck these off a chicken.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Yep, you put these on your eyes when it's bright out, sunglass?
Hey you might you go? You go deep fishing here
in the what the ocean? Another name for it, the
red blank?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
What else do you call it?
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Well, hey, when you're cold, you put one of these
on your bed.
Speaker 12 (32:53):
When you're cold, a blanket.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yep, this is the toad's cousin. You eat its legs.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Oh, there's the buzzard.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, that's their correct response. Four on the board. So
James leads Tom five to four. Anybody's game as we're
moving around.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Two? All right, James, are you ready and go. They croak,
They croak, Yes, all right, I'm in blank with her,
I blank her. You gotta what?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah? Off of a trunk of a tree is the
also bigger than a creek?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Is the.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
On a tree a body of the water like a creek?
Are you with me?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
James?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, no, no, off the trunk not a limb, but
a no is like under the ground.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Game.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I didn't say one wall two on the five seven score.
So Tom and Taylor three will tie, four will win?
Ready pecking up on that last one.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
He's so ugly he hit every Hey this is you
see these during a parade?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
They usually got characters sitting on them and they move
through the parade.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
This is the baseball players get off of this seat
when they go play in the dugout they sit down
on a what in the dugout? They sit down on.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
A Yes, by god, you would make wine from this fruit?
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (34:46):
Right, for the wine the land, James.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Going game of a little short body. But you can
try again anytime. All right, boy, I'll practice as.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
It is right right time.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Your prize pack has head to Martins Ferry, Ohio, hopefully
your house for your for your victory.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
All right, body, they hang on.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Bit
request time, see what we got here? Felix Adamson from
Mount Holly, North Carolina, says, hey, fellas love to hear
anything from Mad Max. Well, alright, hey, you got you
going there. Felix coming up next, speaks yond the.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Radio feet that see I tell you you're right. I
didn't mean to say it.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Phelix's namely that I'm always says say, I think I'm
still mad at my partner on worthy work, sticking out
on others. We got Jackie Markey's name. Now we're going
to get back together and prove that we can due.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
All right, I feel kind of bad. I suppose to
turn on your teammates.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Come on, I'm seeing you.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Right Back to Felix, Mount Holly, North Carolina, your request, son,
he would.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Go, God on Mad Max here, how's it going by?
They how you think it's going I'm maddering a mud fence. Wait,
that's how ugly I anyway. More so, my sister in
law just got her knee replaced, and my wife went
out of town for the last two weeks helping her
get back on her feet. Oh, I'm at home by myself,
(36:59):
doing my own hooking for the first time in years. So,
needless to say, I've been needing a lot of stuff
that comes out of a box in the freezer. They
help me out here. Why do the people that make
frozen food try to hide the directions on how to
count it? You think the box that have a picture
(37:19):
of the food on the front and the directions on
the back, right rang the front of a frozen pizza
has got the name and a picture of a pizza
that looks way better than anything you're likely actually pull
out of the oven at home. Now, I don't have
a problem with that. I'm the one that bought a
pizza named after the Red Barn, so I knew what
(37:42):
it was I was getting myself into. At this point,
all I need the Red Barn to do is tell
me how to heat it up without making it worse
than it already is. So I turned the box over
to read the directions on the back. But wait, the
whole back of the box is the story of how
the Red Birren went from shooting down airplanes to making pizzas.
(38:06):
I didn't read all of it, but I ain't snoop.
He shot him down. He laid it in the healy.
Like the food so much he decided to stay and
get into the pizza bites. But anyway, it's a real
colorful story. But I don't really give a crap about
it because I'm hungry. So how about we skipped the
sales pitch. I already bought the dead guess all I
(38:30):
want you to do is tell me how to unfreeze
it so I can't eat it. But as Reverend Billy
Ray says, we can't have that no more in America.
The frozen food people always putting the cooking directions on
the skinniest flap, on the shortest end of the ball,
you know, the one you most likely to tear all
(38:50):
the pieces trying to get it over with you. May
I just say, my big horse, But the directions are
the most important part of the cooking, I says. Why
would they put him in little bitty letters like the
side of a taiwanhol bottle? Oh, and Lord help you
if there's irregular directions and microwave directions, which makes all
(39:12):
the printing twice as small. I mean, I know I'm
getting kind of old and squinty, but if you can't
read it without using a lighted microscope, like a guy
doing shoulder surgery on tiger Wood, the thrinton needs to
be wave vegar. I don't need a picture all the
fresh ingredients and a colorful story about the Red Baron.
(39:34):
I need to know how er medium, how many seconds
to punch in. In the words of Greg Warren Sunday,
you wont to feed me a pizza CoFe you don't
now Normally I don't like the threatened people. But if
my wife comes home next week and finds me starved
to death in the kitchen, that weird guy on Dateline
(39:54):
NBC is gonna be holding up a note that says
the Red Baron did it, It'll be in my right
and I'll guarantee you this. You won't have any trouble
reading posting food people. Step the stories, make your directions bigger,
and put them on the back of the box like
a lord. Intend now set out, shut up. He quit
(40:16):
running my convenient dinner. Y'all'm going, y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's Miggs you on the radio. A few moments.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
It's gonna get missis Sulu for hospices and the things
out mind, y'all, Tater's gotten the Saturday edition Big Show,
First thing in the morning, kick your weekend off. We
talk to Fat Man earlier today in Phoenix on the
final four. Men's side will be tomorrow and things and
the ins a wa Women's playing today, got that and
(41:09):
all weekend long, Auto Fair and Charlotte Motor Speedway for
my boy Jonathan a little earlier today. This year's show
highlight the beauty behind the classics, celebrate the sixtieth anniversary
of the Mustang Bug. Others today tomorrow and sun It continues,
Charlotte Motor Speedway, Auto Fairs, y'all enjoy, And now mister Sulu.
Speaker 17 (41:32):
Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now, look at me.
Now back to your man, Now back to me. Now,
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking guy, oh man, But
sadly he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and
he doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using
one of those lady scented body watches?
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Really? You know?
Speaker 9 (41:52):
On him?
Speaker 17 (41:52):
It kind of works? Where are you now? I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen?
Speaker 9 (41:57):
He should?
Speaker 17 (41:58):
The sun does terrible things to skin. Of course, your
man's skin is actually quite nice. What's in my hand?
It's an oyster and inside two tickets to that thing
you love. Why don't you call one of your girlfriends
from work and the two of you have an evening
out on me. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Maybe you and your girlfriend could sell a few and
tick up enough cash to pay for a real girl's
(42:19):
weekend in can cool. Oh, don't worry about leaving your
man behind. I'll be glad to keep him company. I'm
a man who enjoys hanging out with other men. Before
you go, tell me about you and your man. What's
your situation? Are the two of you you know, serious
or is this just a casual thing. My man and
I have what we call an understanding. We know that
a man can enjoy the company of another man without
(42:40):
there being any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two guys
going to the gym. Now your man and I are
in a gym. The whole place is full of men
who use ladies scented body washes. Your man fits right in.
Would your man like to grab something to eat later?
I know a great little sushi place. Now, your man
and I are in a great little sushi place. Your
man is freshly showered, but he still has the rosy
(43:00):
glow of a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really want
to call it a night this early, does he does?
Your man like to dance? Come on, I can tell
he's got some moves. Now, your man and I are
in the nightclub. We're on the dance floor. Your man
is shaking it like a polaroid picture. Oh by his
phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon to see
how it's going. He lets the call go to voicemail.
(43:20):
I wouldn't read too much into that. Now your man
and I are doing Jaeger shots at the bar. Your
man says you're kind of stifling him lately. He says
he needs some space. He thinks once you get back
from Cankhon, the two of you need to have a
serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he never knew before,
and to be perfectly honest, he's not sure you have
a place in the new life. He's planning there, he
(43:41):
said it. Now you're crying. Your man is apologizing. He
didn't plan this. It just kind of happened. He says,
it's not you it's him. He's packing up his stuff
and moving out. He thinks you're a great girl and
you'll find the right guy before you know it. Your
man hates that look in your eyes. He never meant
for this to happen. But if it wasn't me, it
would have been somebody else. Your man has to be
(44:01):
true to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you
another handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man,
and I will never forget you. We're riding off together
into the sunset. We're on a horse.
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