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a croissant? Am I pronouncing? Crescent shaped dough? And you
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A crescent shaped?
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What about pigs in a blanket? That's the ones that
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It's a square. You can just put that stuff and
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You know, well you help.
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Before they made things convenient. That's the only way you
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know me about not knowing what a crescent is?
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That would mean you getting on you yeah negative.
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See see what she's doing right now?
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pro football player, herschel Walker performed in the Fort Worth Ballet.
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Remember it?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, hy, it was news to me.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well it was a slow year back in eighty eight.
Oh look, Hersel'll going to a ballet. Okay, same date,
eighty eight, thirteen cars, thirteen pianos, and the rest of
the liber Rochi's estate went on the auction block. One
piano brought forty two thousand and five hundred. So you
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think it was liber Rochi having to pay off Dan?
Why do you do that? He just don't leave him
to What about his brother George? Didn't he leave him anything?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Maybe that's who was auctioning it off. I don't know
he was in charge.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'll show him. I'm old. Yeah, he's a freak. Thirteen cars.
He had as many cars as he did pianos. Liber Rochi, Well,
I'm tied with him on the cars. I only got
one piano though. You got thirteen cars now at least. Wow.
What about our old apartment? Is that where you're parking them? No? Yeah,
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to get rid of that. Oh yeah, they're scattered amongst
You see a dress where Randy's cars are.
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See, that's what Liberachi's family didn't want to have to do.
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I'll do the.
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Same thing to Ransey. Oh, I'll leave liber Rochi's name
out of it. I came finally, it was on this
day in nineteen ninety one. Actress Natalie Schaeffer Gilligan's Islands.
Missus Lovey Howell passed away at age ninety. All right,
love you, well there you go. Think about Gilligan's Island.
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Some dumb celebrities.
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I want to get on that show.
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Well, thank you very much. All right, well, let's get
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The McDonald's chicken nuggets, the.
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Old chicken nuggets. All right, today's John Boy Jeopardy. Let's
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It's John boy Japany Ohaa, I know a man who's
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Shouldn't that be a takeout?
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Peez?
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John Boyd theodice for paying attention. That's a hey had
Andrew at a limestone, Tennessee. Good morning, Andrew, Good morning y'all.
Hey buddy, all rise. So Andrew, you got the first
shot at it. It was May two thousand and one.
Pizza Hut paid the Russian government one million dollars to
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deliver one of their pizzas to pizzas to this well
known facility turned into Sleepy the Pizzer Biga.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
So what you got, Andrew, Well, I'd say, I hope
for a million dollars they included the stuff crest, but
I'm would go with the International Space station.
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The International Space Station.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Well it was.
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Pizza. They got to put their logo on the rocket
that powered the delivery they was supposed to. I guess
they did get a video of the cop that was
old ury yous a cough. He was eating the pizza,
yep and there, but there was no mention of him
tipping the delivery.
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Driving sorry looking pizza. I'll tell you they should have
left the video out. It was only about six eight
inches across and just looked awful. And you could tell
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you think like some will slide on the topics. We'll
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A lot of inertia in that one. Andrew worked for you, buddy.
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Jewel of Denial. Our story opens Phil Silverwood is having
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Good evening, folks, Welcome to Silverwood.
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Out the chief names Jr.
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A diamond necklace.
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Sir?
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Sir?
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Do you let me worry about that? Wrap it up slick.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Ah, very good, sir. Are you a member of the
Regent Club?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Not that I know of.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Well, then I need to get some information from you first.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Hey, I ain't got time to fill out a bunch
of paperwork. Let me just write your check.
Speaker 13 (32:25):
Oh check, sorry, text, I'm afraid not if you're not
a previous customer, we can't accept a personal check for
them out that lot.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
All right, I'll tell you what. I'm alright. You the check.
You hold it till Monday and call him back to
make sure it's good.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Well, you do understand, I can't let you take the
ring until I verify the fun No sweat.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You just lock a necklace up in the safe. I'll
come back Monday afternoon pick it up. Say two o'clock,
two o'clock. It's a date there, sweet cheeks. That thing
is going to look good on you, and so I'm
gonna look good on you.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Some of the penicillin. Charming girl, you're unlucky dancer.
Speaker 12 (33:00):
So your Monday porn deckster Monday afternoon, shortly after two pm.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Afternoon, Boss Hausen hanging Poindexter.
Speaker 13 (33:10):
Well, look who's back, brokie higbroker person. You know, pal,
you've got a lot of nerve. I called the bank
this morning about that check, and there's not a nickel
in that account. Don't tell if you think you're leaving
here with that ring you're out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I didn't come in here for the ring. I just
came by to say things.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Thanks, thanks for what for the greatest weekend of my life.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
We hope you've enjoyed. John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
I bet you fought for that twice. Do you have
that Tramps number?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Do you then again? Next time?
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Over here?
Speaker 12 (33:42):
The crusty old lady at Chick fil A say, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
John Boy and Billy, what you just said is one
of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Wednesday morning, and it's a
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big show on the radio. And I met Terry handsome
sports briefs. He probably is gonna be in his underwear
in about twenty minutes. And then about an hour and
twenty minutes. Mark Packer, Yeah, a pack man. He was
traveling yesterday back from Phoenix for the championship game. We'll
(34:59):
catch you with him, and Hanson's gonna be telling us
a little story Mark Pager and how hansn't got him
kind of going. There's business, right, I like you. But
right now, see who's over Red Hot Talent this morning
(35:20):
in the world.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Hello over at Hot Town Incorporating.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Hey is this Murray?
Speaker 5 (35:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
This is wonder World. You doing answering your own phone?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
We're sealed.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
She's taking the day off.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Is she sick?
Speaker 6 (35:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
No, no, no?
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Her younger sisters at the hospital having a baby.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Really we'll tell her congratulations.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Oh I don't think that's such a good idea. Why
not think about it, babe? Her youngest sister is having
a baby. How do you think that makes her feel?
I mean, she's been searching for a man to raise
a family with since she was sixteen years old. She's
been stuck in a hopeless rut for the last thirty years.
Do you have any idea what that's like? Wait, of
course you do, Sorry, babe, I forgot who I was
(35:56):
talking to.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
So if Sill's been looking for a man since she
was sixteen, and that was thirty years ago, that would
make her really.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Mad if she found out. How shit those number.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
So you're like a one man band around there today,
hunh oh.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah, And we got big stuff happening too, bab just
signed a high profile new client from the world of
TV who only became available a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh yeah, who is it?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Gary Busey?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Gary Bucy?
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Are you what's wrong with Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
That's what a lot of people are saying. This guy's
kind of a loose cannon.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Oh like, I've never signed a loose cannon.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
What did you watch Celebrity Apprentice? It was a train wreck.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Oh like, I've never signed a train wreck.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
You ever? Come on?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
This guy looks like he's about six months from killing somebody.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Oh like, I've never signed a guy six months before
he killed coming back?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
What kind of gig could you possibly get for Gary Busey?
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Well, since you asked, I am pitching him for a
new TV sickcom. Gary plays a wacky stay at home
dad who gets in all kinds of trouble with his
best friend Ethel. It's called I Love Bucy A long shot. Well,
I've also got some feelos out to the James Bond people.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Gary Busey as James Bond.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Oh, of course not, he'd be playing Double O seven's
arch enemy Bucy Galong, an evil genius that's on conquering
the worlds. I don't know, Hey, if I could talk
him into a sex change, he could be the mysterious
theem fatale Optabucy.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
That his thing is not just a pawn on his
last name.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Well, let's see. Uh there's a spokesmodel gig for a
non dairy dessert topping called Bucy whip well scoff. If
you will, my ball cat, young friend. But I'll have
you know I have a long track record of turning
marginal talent into well known household names like who like Antonio,
Santa Flush, salvatorneosp It, Kathleen Medall and my all time
(37:53):
greatest success, mister Peter Viagra. Trust me, Chimbo, I know
what I'm doing. But hold on, made big a name
on the other line?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Who is it?
Speaker 5 (38:02):
I don't know. I haven't picked up the phone yet.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Then how do you know it's a bigger name because it's.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Not usually he let's the last thing. Later, have you
a machine? Call my machine and give my love to Bobby.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
That's Billy.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
I'm killing Jimbo. What call me?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Good morning? The Big Show's on the radio and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 14 (38:22):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over to his outfit,
and I like to listen to John Boy and Billy
and that they're big shoe. I like the way they talk.
They're funny.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Ha ha, that funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 14 (38:37):
Anyhow, I've figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. They ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Then
the next thirty minutes gonna cover a bunch of stuff.
I got a man more Re's handsome and sports breeds.
We're gonna play Bete de blonde. Catch up on your
news and Oliver especially. You know big guy loves a dog.
We will share that with him. Wadds and uh, let
(39:33):
me tell you about the price pack of beating the Blonde.
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friend of bacon flavored Southern East Pets CBD gummies. Show
them how much you care. Must be eighteen to win.
Go to Southerneast Pets dot com. I look for their
link of the Big Show dot com. Use code JBB
(39:54):
get an exclusive offer. Must be eighteen to win. Alright,
let me say ah good. We got Toma Hanson in
minutes Big Show rolls on, Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. We'll be playing beat the Blonde for that
Southern East Pets pack in minutes all right now in amount.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Of cast hot, I said Lois when I starts all.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
The babe, Heady Hanson's all the world of sports. Here's
all you never want to see you short away. He's
got scoops on.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Who's got a contract?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Who's up the dude as who might be on cracks?
The show presents Sports be bees Rough. Good morning, mister Hanson,
Good morning, all morning. Welcome Terry, Thank you so much, buddy.
So at the end of last week you told us
some of the topics you had planned for upcoming sports briefs,
and one of them was our Big show. Buddy in
(40:50):
here weekly here on the Big Show, the pac Man
Mark Picker. And by the way, he will be on
about an hour from right now, is usually on Tuesday.
Was in Phoenix Monday night for the championship game, so
we'll catch up with him and well and Terry, you
pointed it out. Pac Man has been with us since
twenty twelve. Time flies, doesn't it. And we know that
(41:12):
you had a role in help and pack become these
sports media personality he is today, not just because he
was Billy Packer's son, as he had to earn it.
So we wanted to hear about that, Terre.
Speaker 9 (41:26):
So I'm the one to blame.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, it's your fault, you know.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
I read an article. It was about a sports radio listener.
Speaker 15 (41:34):
It was very sick, very sick, and he had a
visitor and he showed the visitor something he was very
proud of on his phone and it was a video
that Mark Packer sent to him to kind of cheer
him up. And I read that and I thought, you know,
(41:54):
that's our boy, you know that's him. Little background on him.
He went to Clemson, then he worked at LSU for
a while, and he works back.
Speaker 9 (42:03):
At Clemson and the radio network.
Speaker 15 (42:05):
And then when I was block at Raycom in the nineties,
I ran the Blockbuster Bowl and Mark was working there,
so I got to know him obviously pretty well. Then
he moved into town and I had a deal with
a local sports station where I was like a consultant
(42:25):
and I was trying to bring people they would put
on air. I know, Johnny, you had heard that show
a couple of times, and I wanted to get people
on the air. So I call Mark thinking that he'll
come in there and interview for like a marketing job.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Right.
Speaker 15 (42:42):
So anyway, he comes in there, he meets with the
guy and the guy says to him, Hey, why don't
you come back at two o'clock? And Mark says for
what to come back, puts him with some headphones on,
and puts him on the air. He was so good
that he did that show for thirteen years.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Wow.
Speaker 15 (43:01):
But the thing is though, the first day that the
night that he did it, I called him at home
and I said, so, how to go?
Speaker 9 (43:10):
And he is angry at me. What the heck did
you do to me?
Speaker 15 (43:13):
I went in there and they did this and they
did that, and I didn't expect this to expect I mean,
he's really chewing me out. And I thought, well, so
I hung up, called him back two days later and
I said, so are you calmer now? He goes, yeah,
I am, I'm ready to do it. I'm sorry, I said,
all right. So I went in there and like I said,
he did it for like thirteen years.
Speaker 9 (43:34):
And what makes him so unique is he's, in.
Speaker 15 (43:36):
Addition to a radio personnel, he's an entrepreneur, you know,
at Southern Fright Football that he copyrighted and everything like that.
And so he goes out and gets his own sponsors
and took his own tours around college campuses and giving
out swag and all that. And he's worked for Serious
Radio and ESPN and Fox Radio and TV and now
(43:59):
he he's on the ACC Network with a show in
the afternoons called ACC PM, and he listened. I've watched
him on that show. He's obviously very very good. And
so anyway, he's my buddy. He's a Giants fan. I'm
a Cardinals fan, Patty, and I know he and his
wife Amy very well. And I know he's been on
(44:21):
the Big Show. And uh, he's been a great addition there,
hasn't he.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
He sure has, sure has, Terry and I love that story.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You have done a lot with a lot of people
over the years. We appreciate you have come out of
retirement at least to join us once a week, buddy,
can't wait to see it.
Speaker 9 (44:38):
I want to tell you about next week.
Speaker 15 (44:39):
Okay, all right, cot This past week, Hank Aaron hit
seven fifteen.
Speaker 9 (44:44):
His home run.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I thought about you.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
I'm going to talk about me and Hank and seven fifteen. Okay,
awesomebody awesome.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
We'll be looking forward to that. Thank you so much.
Speaker 9 (44:55):
Terrence, okay man, say guy, all.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Right, my boy, all right, y'all. Well, let's play our
Beat the Blonde game. We got the blonde, we got
the questions. Let's get a contestant at one eight hundred
Big Show, and we'll play next