April 16, 2024 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We uncover a lost recording of John Boy getting schooled while behind the wheel of a real NASCAR racecar.. - Tater has a new list of things we should watch.. - Ike Turner responds to a letter regarding a “bolt-on bride” looking to score some new accessories.. - We offer up newly found copies of the album, “Hip-Deep In Hip Hop”.. - Mark Packer updates the College Sports scene.. - and Astronerd has some tax jokes..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
H this is James Best, but maybe you know me
better at rush Gold Big Coltrane eat on the Duke
said he this shard. I want you to listen to
John Boy and Billy's on the Big Shore off coffee
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You could you do the I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
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Speaker 2 (00:55):
Talking to the doo up and out on it is
Tuesdays Saveral sixteenth. Then you got to make you on
the radio. Thank you. You're gonna be there. Heah, they'll
worry about it. That was a hello. I think all right,
well let's see, oh, happy bean Counter Day, National bean
(01:18):
Counter Day. Accounting's favorite day after tax season was over
all right when go y'all is National Eggs Benedict Day.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Someone favorite right now.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Thanks for everybody pitching in for me. Randy found some
of the Holliday sauce that you can mix up. It's
very good. Taylor got me an egg poacher, and my
wife got me some muffins and some Canadian bacon. All right,
the chicken and the eggs. Yeah, my chickens furnishing the eggs,
which came part of that actually to start this Hollanday
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sauce that you're rocking, all right, let's see, is a
national where your pajamas work days? Yeah, I've done that,
but not on purpose. Remember those pants, I thought they
were pants, and y'all don't know they're pajamas. I'd like
to argue the point that you've never done it on purpose. Okay,
well maybe I knew after you pointed out. I thought,
as long as they had pockets. Yeah you know, they're
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not pajamas.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
They're outside pants. Yeah, they're outside the house.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They were the red and black checked. They looked like pajamas.
I thought that's what YO were thinking. I was thinking
I was fooling you, So don't worry about fooling your coworkers.
Where are your pajamas? The works riches are so comfortable
and we got three days in this are saved up.
That'll be important where we get on cdigors out Birds
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nineteen seventy two, a US panda frenzy started after the
National Zoo Welcome to giant pandas donated by the Chinese government.
The pandas were named Lingling and sing Sing. Yes, we
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all remember those big old pandas. All those pandas that
they're in zoos across America now belong to China. They
rent them a million dollars a year. Wow, come on
and their spies. Yeah yeah. Two thousands of protests against
noise at Italy's Molpensa airport. Some thirty voters in a
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Milan suburb cast their votes in regional elections in their underwear.
That'll show them. And finally, on this day, No. Nine,
President Obama unveiled whose plans for a network of high
speed passenger rail lines. His reasons for supporting this or
to reduce traffic congestion, cut dependence on foreign oil, and
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to improve the environment. That worked out real well. I
rode the bullet train indoor this morning. Oh nine Garnet
didn't have enough time. He's too busy changing America. All right,
well there's our three days. Get up, Come on one,
ain't under big Zoe you told free Line. We'll play
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out birds next. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. We're gonna do your third all Tuesday morn
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Let's win.
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Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shoon boy Billy, give the prizes from the big Prize speed.
Let's go contested number one. This should it be a
lot of fun.
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Win your playing Upburst.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Have a hurry up and guest you love the best
time you level big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Let's say Hey, the mic from he Ain't Spill Yorky.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Shots morning Mike.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Hey, how's going?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Hey here them.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Ill God there, welcome here to your body. Let's get
you through these three categories. Get you have big old
long tiger's price bag. You ready to go? Yes, sir,
I'm ready to go in five seconds. Give us three
animals that are black and white, ready to go?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Ohr and a panther.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
All right, now, give us three things you see at
the airport, Ready to go?
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Airport pluggers and people.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
All right, go to the airport. You see the airport.
Very good thinking there, Mike. And for the wind. Three
ways people travel, ready to go?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Fans, trains, an automobile.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh my pay you got it?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Mike.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
You're playing?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I want play?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, you are, buddy, you playing now?
Speaker 8 (07:22):
He I shall appreciate it. And uh, I just want
to let you know that I hope and pray that
sniff a lot, laugh a lot or out there this
year or so that next year maybe our couse you
can come back.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All right, I hope. I'm right there with you on
the party dot com. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
And then and then hey, can I say one more thing?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You go ahead.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Back in the day, when I was a young man,
I worked at a local lumber company and we all
had nicknames. I was Yoda and my telling partner was
Chicken Hawk. Well, I see Chicken Hawk at kmart. You
know how when you're walking down the aisle. Right now
on the column at be a phone and I kind
of glanced sold read at the phone. It said ta
system And I said, oh, man, I wonder where I
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can go and hide. I wonder where I hold toilet
paper owl. So I reached up and I picked it up.
You know how when you press when if somebody presses
a button, you can hear it crackle all over the store.
Well it did, and I reached something. I said, chicken hawk.
All four chicken hog, our four.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Chicken hog four.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
And I hung up the phone and I ran like
a mad dog, because he's one of them. He get
all in your face. If you call him chicken hog,
come on, you'll fight. And so I ran to the
toilet paper owl and I climbed up in there and
my head behind the toilet paper. And right as I'm
putting a big roll right in front of me, he
comes running in. Who And I went And I went
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to work the next day and he's asking everybody.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
He said, hey, Mike, I saw you at kmart last night.
I said, Man, my mom's in the hospital. I wanted
a kmart, So went to the next guy, I started
asking him anyway, I saw one of his kids folks
last year, and I told him what happened. He's laughing
like crazy because nobody found out who that was. And
then a couple of weeks later he seized me and
he said, I told I told Kevin, And I said
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what I told him? I told Chicken Hawk, I said, man,
kidding me? He said yeah. I said, well, hell, it's
been years ago. Then I said Kevin about two weeks later,
and he hadn't like it never reason to happen.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
You know, I've always wondered why guys like us lose girls.
The guys love you. It's the stories, and Chicken Man,
we had to thank you for sharing that much fun.
Sounds like it, Chicken all.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
It's the saddest hypothetical story I have ever heard.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh no, oh no, man, listening to it, I will see.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
And years later Chicken Hawk acted like he had never
even heard it and it never happened. While all right, if.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
If you do, Chicken Hawk, like we know, Chicken Hak,
you wouldn't be calling out chicken hok.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Love good more than it's a big haunt the radio.
(11:07):
All right, buy myself right there with Chicken Hawk. In
case he's listening and embarrassed. We're going to some stuff
here in the NASCAR ben in honor of Doug Rice
retiring after this year. He's getting back in Texas. We'll
talk to him later this week. Of course, back when
I was saying, oh, my racing days, I could do this.
(11:28):
Remember they were at the expert guy from Australia that
was supposed to be great. Put some car man. It was.
I think it was like temporary crew chief for you
for air now it was. It was a weird deal.
We did the Richard Petty driving experience, a nastcar experience
like that. They had that live Mike hook up just
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to see who had what it takes. Let's find out
how I did.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Not here.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Alright, God visited.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
And the laft.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
All right, I want to come back to you.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, no, you're no, I'm mine, this shy suit.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
I don't wait, such a baby.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Come in freakly.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
I'll give you a prickly.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Ain't God.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
That it's all right?
Speaker 7 (12:36):
That's the flag man he's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Are't you tell me to quit? Presearch researchers say, I
notched the bed crow. Tell the stuff, the missing me
up water? Am I gonna take.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Hold you war?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Don't tell you to say.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
No, no, no?
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Right in.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
My box?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
What's here on to day?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
If you'll be my speed?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
How much one do you like?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
That man in twenty five? I think I gotta caught
you an extra five bucks?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Make okay?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
No, you got to make one complete lad before you
can come back in. Let's se down now on the
bottom line.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Didn't go anyway?
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That one word?
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I can think her.
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See how beautifully it unrolls. That's what might have been
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Kind of looks like cannabiscuits, y'all. See what you think?
Just resture the winner give it away as that the
Big Show dot Com Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, We played John Boy Jeopardy we go do
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tainment you there's what to watch. Here's Marseille Tyner.
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I'll let you know was watched this weekend. I have
the top five at the box office, coming in first
place with Civil War.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
We talked about that, the dystopian era with the journalists
right it came in. It earned about twenty five points
seven million dollars this weekend.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It's opening weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh guys, that's very good.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I haven't seen it, but I don't.
Speaker 10 (21:23):
You don't like movies like that.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
The future? The future is always bleak.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
It is very bleak, dystopian light.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, yeah, you know that word.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
Yeah, God, Godzilla, Kong, The New Empire dropped from number
one to number two.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Always Cracked a little bit, Ghostbusters, Frozen Empire.
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It was third, Kung Fu Panda four came in number four,
and arounding out the top five was Doomed Part two.
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The word movie is still on the top flight.
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It's unbelievable. It's got like a cult following kind of
guess the Dune stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
They've made over two hundred and seventy two million dollars
this trip through the box office. Something to it, all right?
Coming out this Friday. Some new movies, The Ministry of
Ungentlemanly Warfare.
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Wow.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
It has Henry Cavell and Carrie l Weth, the guy
from Princess Bride.
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Elish All right, now, well, it's set nineteen thirty nine.
The British are being pounded by Germany in mainland Europe
and Winston Churchill wants to hit back hard and his
answer to stop fighting under accepted gentlemanly rules of engagements
and create a group of warriors who become the first
deniable secret operative to strike behind enemy line.
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All right, so few people like the battle movies.
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This is for you.
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Sasquatch Sunset.
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It's rated R by the way, starring Riley Keoff. I'm
saying her name right, but Lisa Marie Presley's daughter is
in this and Jesse Eisenberg in the.
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Misty forests of North America.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
Family of Sasquatches, possibly the last of their kind, embark
on an abundant, epic, hilarious, and ultimately poignant journey over
the course of one year.
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Okay, I wonder if it's the ones like that we
always picture when we see them, you know, the ones
with beautiful hire. No, it's the mythical ones.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
How about that an answer. Let's see streaming.
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Uh, there's a movie streaming on Peacock Night, Swim the
supernatural horror flick.
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I don't know.
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If you all has white rustle.
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In it and it's just like a swimming pool and
you get in the pool.
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Then well they yeah, they have a family pool.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
One night, you know, the daughter goes out to do
something to get a toy out of it, and the
pool pools are underwater, so it's a possessed pool, okay,
and migration comes out.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
And that's the animated flick about the birds or the
ducks who are migrating.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh yeah, not not real birds and ducks. I mean
they're like, they're like you know what you call pigs?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Know what they are?
Speaker 4 (23:59):
They animated?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Animated, real animated.
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Yeah, they really don't have that good of personalities in
real life, So go ahead and shoot them all right,
thank you? Wrapping right down, baby, Let's get us a winner.
Let's play a John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question we
found out. Up until the law was changed in twenty twenty,
a US federal regulation required that this beverage be made
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without distinctive character character. I got it aroma, taste or color.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Sounds like you've had some vodka.
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I thought we were just kidding about zeba right here,
right this vodka?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Oh sure they can fly, but
this is something you have on your face that birds don't,
except for ostriches. They've got them too.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Oh is that egg on your face?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Egg?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Guess?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Actually, what y'all got?
Speaker 14 (24:57):
One?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Big Show? You told? Free line across them? Can we
play John Moore Jeopardy next? Good Morning, It's a Big
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Show on the radio. Wrote it to you, Tuesday, April sixteenth.
Today's featured track from The Big Show bid Box, brought
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It's jock Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 14 (25:53):
Wow, and now a man who reminds us that death
and taxes are inevitable.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
But at least Congress doesn't meet every year to make
your death worse. He's John Boy and beautiful you again,
say the pillow buy Sneedsville, North Carolina. Good morning, Philip,
that's Sneed's fairy, North Carolina boy. Oh, let me see here,
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Jackie Becot. We've got to put a fairy on where
the vill should be. You know, if I had a
nickel every time I told you that Sneed's fairy, I
know exactly where you are. Philip.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Don't welcome from Sneedsville.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
Welcome in here, caller John Boy.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
But it's a lucky when Philip, you got first shot
at our John Boy Jeopardy this morning. We're saying, oh,
sure they can fly, but this is something you have
on your face that birds don't, except for ostriches. They've
got them too. Do you think Philip eyelashes? Eyelashes?
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
What's I happened? I picture the ostrich's eyes too, and
you can see those eyelashes.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
They need something to help.
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Fill of good work, buddy, bigod Red Max prize pack
head down, sneeze faery.
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For you, Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, buddy, alrighty gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news. Right on the other side, Hey, we call
from mad Max and somebody's ax and ike Big Big
Brinidy Morning Big Show is on the radio. Oh yeah,
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we got a few minutes. They guess cout less than
three and a what okay, stranger, Stranger, Let's try this
other line, Good Morning, Big Show, John Bonn Belly Yo
mag here in facts?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Has it going take a while?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Guess uh, you're.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Mad mad, I'm plumpitulated. In fact, I don't even want
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Well, if you don't want to talk about alright, if.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
You're gonna drag it what I means? Boys, The climate
change crowd has discovered another urgent threat to the survival
of planet Earth big screen TV. I kid you not
says here. Nitrogen try four out of gas used in
the manufacture of flat screen TV monitors, is being blame
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for damaging the atmosphere and accelerating the process of global warming.
The gas is estimated to be getting this seventeen thousand
times as powerful as carbon the oxide. That's right, seventeen
thousand times. Please, if they don't make up a number,
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why don't they just say a bad jillion and get
done with it, My budd, I tell you boys, between
the health Nazis and the climate nuts, I'm starting to
feel kind of picked on lately. Oh, don't put all
that salt on your food. Oh you're not to drive
a big old trump. Oh can't put free on in
your air conditioner no more. Oh you need to recycle
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your plastic bottles. Oh, and light bulbs ain't no good.
You need to get these dunes and costs two bucks
to pop. And now it's your TV said is killing
the hose on layer. Why on y'all just come out
against beer big knuggers in a sports section of the
paper while you had just a clear war on everything.
It makes my life worth living. I'll tell you one
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It's a big show on the radio, alright, so beyond
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In about twenty minutes. I hope you can be here
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Ain't good looking, mama, y'all tailor come pick us up, yo.
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What's up?
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Welcome to ax.
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Height the flate to golf on the far one one
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You heard me bally dig this did ike.
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After a whole year of wedded bliss, things that started
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some work done before with her last husband. But that's
an awful lot of money for a working stuff like me.
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I swear and you'll people Transylvania North Cakilaki ded Groom.
Uh look, Bama, if you've been with your own hole
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my fourteen metromordial excursion.
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It sounds like your.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
Relationship ain't the onliest thing headed south the way you
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is heading the same scenario direction.
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But be frau Wald my brother.
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Just because she got them lips all a punk full
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The b oution coming out from a twin them. Let
me preach on it now. Now.
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It's a good thing you come to ike because you
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She gonna try to get you, old l capitain Steuben to.
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Upfit her little whole boat with some brand new spacutating
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Now you saying, Ike, ain't no way, my old lady?
Whatever do me like that?
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We in love?
Speaker 13 (33:50):
M Well, letting Ike remind you that she was in
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on that playground he built? Ah, that's right, you sucker.
So think about it. She's gonna show her great flications
by taking the house, the car, the boobies, and the
booty and leave you standing there holding your vienias and
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blow torture and saying, what happens? The beating factor to
your investment is going to be the next jackass you
come along.
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So U, how does you prevent this from happening?
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See now now, now, now, smart man, get what you
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why not come up with something to protect your big
ticket what you call in fleshment. If you getting a
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vibe that miss nipping Tuck might be fixing.
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The Are you in n O F t Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Get her to sign what I likes to call a
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If you sole the ownership of all her afro mentioned
a new upholster, you did, even if she's used it.
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I mean, ain't no sense in giving high everything.
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Well, wow, Betty Hill, where the key to my bro hand?
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I think you should change his name to humming deeper.
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My boy.
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Shots morning Mike.
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Hey, how's going?
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Hey here them.
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Ohr and a panther.
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Airport pluggers and people.
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Very good thinking there, Mike. And for the wind. Three
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Fans, trains, an automobile.
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Mike.
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You're playing?
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I want play?
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He I shall appreciate it. And uh, I just want
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And then and then hey, can I say one more thing?
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You go ahead.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Back in the day, when I was a young man,
I worked at a local lumber company and we all
had nicknames. I was Yoda and my telling partner was
Chicken Hawk. Well, I see Chicken Hawk at kmart. You
know how when you're walking down the aisle. Right now
on the column at be a phone and I kind
of glanced sold read at the phone. It said ta
system And I said, oh, man, I wonder where I
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can go and hide. I wonder where I hold toilet
paper owl. So I reached up and I picked it up.
You know how when you press when if somebody presses
a button, you can hear it crackle all over the store.
Well it did, and I reached something. I said, chicken hawk.
All four chicken hog, our four.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Chicken hog four.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
And I hung up the phone and I ran like
a mad dog, because he's one of them. He get
all in your face. If you call him chicken hog,
come on, you'll fight. And so I ran to the
toilet paper owl and I climbed up in there and
my head behind the toilet paper. And right as I'm
putting a big roll right in front of me, he
comes running in. Who And I went And I went
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to work the next day and he's asking everybody.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
He said, hey, Mike, I saw you at kmart last night.
I said, Man, my mom's in the hospital. I wanted
a kmart, So went to the next guy, I started
asking him anyway, I saw one of his kids folks
last year, and I told him what happened. He's laughing
like crazy because nobody found out who that was. And
then a couple of weeks later he seized me and
he said, I told I told Kevin, And I said
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what I told him? I told Chicken Hawk, I said, man,
kidding me? He said yeah. I said, well, hell, it's
been years ago. Then I said Kevin about two weeks later,
and he hadn't like it never reason to happen.
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You know, I've always wondered why guys like us lose girls.
The guys love you. It's the stories, and Chicken Man,
we had to thank you for sharing that much fun.
Sounds like it, Chicken all.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
It's the saddest hypothetical story I have ever heard.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh no, oh no, man, listening to it, I will see.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
And years later Chicken Hawk acted like he had never
even heard it and it never happened. While all right, if.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
If you do, Chicken Hawk, like we know, Chicken Hak,
you wouldn't be calling out chicken hok.
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Love good more than it's a big haunt the radio.
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All right, buy myself right there with Chicken Hawk. In
case he's listening and embarrassed. We're going to some stuff
here in the NASCAR ben in honor of Doug Rice
retiring after this year. He's getting back in Texas. We'll
talk to him later this week. Of course, back when
I was saying, oh, my racing days, I could do this.
(11:28):
Remember they were at the expert guy from Australia that
was supposed to be great. Put some car man. It was.
I think it was like temporary crew chief for you
for air now it was. It was a weird deal.
We did the Richard Petty driving experience, a nastcar experience
like that. They had that live Mike hook up just
(11:49):
to see who had what it takes. Let's find out
how I did.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Not here.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Alright, God visited.
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And the laft.
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All right, I want to come back to you.
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No, no, you're no, I'm mine, this shy suit.
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I don't wait, such a baby.
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Come in freakly.
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I'll give you a prickly.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Ain't God.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
That it's all right?
Speaker 7 (12:36):
That's the flag man he's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Are't you tell me to quit? Presearch researchers say, I
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Hold you war?
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Don't tell you to say.
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No, no, no?
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Right in.
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My box?
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What's here on to day?
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If you'll be my speed?
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How much one do you like?
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That man in twenty five? I think I gotta caught
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Make okay?
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Didn't go anyway?
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Well, so Borrow, I know, is it's something big against
the word for it.
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It ain't the word for you.
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Sure are using it a lot now?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
What is well?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I just got it on the radio back, bruh, what
do you think about.
Speaker 14 (19:09):
That one word?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I can think her.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Your more than it's a big sew on the radio
every mind, even when John Boy's wonderful thing give away
one hundred a partially deployed John Billion twentieth anniversary t shirt.
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See how beautifully it unrolls. That's what might have been
testifying from t shirt again. Had to get rid of.
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It.
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Kind of looks like cannabiscuits, y'all. See what you think?
Just resture the winner give it away as that the
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tainment you there's what to watch. Here's Marseille Tyner.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'll let you know was watched this weekend. I have
the top five at the box office, coming in first
place with Civil War.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
We talked about that, the dystopian era with the journalists
right it came in. It earned about twenty five points
seven million dollars this weekend.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It's opening weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh guys, that's very good.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I haven't seen it, but I don't.
Speaker 10 (21:23):
You don't like movies like that.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
The future? The future is always bleak.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
It is very bleak, dystopian light.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, yeah, you know that word.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
Yeah, God, Godzilla, Kong, The New Empire dropped from number
one to number two.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Always Cracked a little bit, Ghostbusters, Frozen Empire.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
It was third, Kung Fu Panda four came in number four,
and arounding out the top five was Doomed Part two.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
The word movie is still on the top flight.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
It's unbelievable. It's got like a cult following kind of
guess the Dune stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
They've made over two hundred and seventy two million dollars
this trip through the box office. Something to it, all right?
Coming out this Friday. Some new movies, The Ministry of
Ungentlemanly Warfare.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
It has Henry Cavell and Carrie l Weth, the guy
from Princess Bride.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Elish All right, now, well, it's set nineteen thirty nine.
The British are being pounded by Germany in mainland Europe
and Winston Churchill wants to hit back hard and his
answer to stop fighting under accepted gentlemanly rules of engagements
and create a group of warriors who become the first
deniable secret operative to strike behind enemy line.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
All right, so few people like the battle movies.
Speaker 14 (22:39):
This is for you.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Sasquatch Sunset.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
It's rated R by the way, starring Riley Keoff. I'm
saying her name right, but Lisa Marie Presley's daughter is
in this and Jesse Eisenberg in the.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Misty forests of North America.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
Family of Sasquatches, possibly the last of their kind, embark
on an abundant, epic, hilarious, and ultimately poignant journey over
the course of one year.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Okay, I wonder if it's the ones like that we
always picture when we see them, you know, the ones
with beautiful hire. No, it's the mythical ones.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
How about that an answer. Let's see streaming.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Uh, there's a movie streaming on Peacock Night, Swim the
supernatural horror flick.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
If you all has white rustle.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
In it and it's just like a swimming pool and
you get in the pool.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Then well they yeah, they have a family pool.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
One night, you know, the daughter goes out to do
something to get a toy out of it, and the
pool pools are underwater, so it's a possessed pool, okay,
and migration comes out.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
And that's the animated flick about the birds or the
ducks who are migrating.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh yeah, not not real birds and ducks. I mean
they're like, they're like you know what you call pigs?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Know what they are?
Speaker 4 (23:59):
They animated?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Animated, real animated.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, they really don't have that good of personalities in
real life, So go ahead and shoot them all right,
thank you? Wrapping right down, baby, Let's get us a winner.
Let's play a John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question we
found out. Up until the law was changed in twenty twenty,
a US federal regulation required that this beverage be made
(24:25):
without distinctive character character. I got it aroma, taste or color.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Sounds like you've had some vodka.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I thought we were just kidding about zeba right here,
right this vodka?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Oh sure they can fly, but
this is something you have on your face that birds don't,
except for ostriches. They've got them too.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Oh is that egg on your face?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Egg?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Guess?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Actually, what y'all got?
Speaker 14 (24:57):
One?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Big Show? You told? Free line across them? Can we
play John Moore Jeopardy next? Good Morning, It's a Big
(25:28):
Show on the radio. Wrote it to you, Tuesday, April sixteenth.
Today's featured track from The Big Show bid Box, brought
you by Charlot Mutter Speedway the Coca Cola six hundred. Sunday,
May twenty six Astro Nerds tax jokes. There's for keywords
tax jokes. When you hear the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com and right now yells live across America.
(25:52):
It's jock Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 14 (25:53):
Wow, and now a man who reminds us that death
and taxes are inevitable.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
But at least Congress doesn't meet every year to make
your death worse. He's John Boy and beautiful you again,
say the pillow buy Sneedsville, North Carolina. Good morning, Philip,
that's Sneed's fairy, North Carolina boy. Oh, let me see here,
(26:20):
Jackie Becot. We've got to put a fairy on where
the vill should be. You know, if I had a
nickel every time I told you that Sneed's fairy, I
know exactly where you are. Philip.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Don't welcome from Sneedsville.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
Welcome in here, caller John Boy.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
But it's a lucky when Philip, you got first shot
at our John Boy Jeopardy this morning. We're saying, oh,
sure they can fly, but this is something you have
on your face that birds don't, except for ostriches. They've
got them too. Do you think Philip eyelashes? Eyelashes?
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
What's I happened? I picture the ostrich's eyes too, and
you can see those eyelashes.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
They need something to help.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Fill of good work, buddy, bigod Red Max prize pack
head down, sneeze faery.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
For you, Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, buddy, alrighty gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news. Right on the other side, Hey, we call
from mad Max and somebody's ax and ike Big Big
Brinidy Morning Big Show is on the radio. Oh yeah,
(28:12):
we got a few minutes. They guess cout less than
three and a what okay, stranger, Stranger, Let's try this
other line, Good Morning, Big Show, John Bonn Belly Yo
mag here in facts?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Has it going take a while?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Guess uh, you're.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Mad mad, I'm plumpitulated. In fact, I don't even want
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Well, if you don't want to talk about alright, if.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
You're gonna drag it what I means? Boys, The climate
change crowd has discovered another urgent threat to the survival
of planet Earth big screen TV. I kid you not
says here. Nitrogen try four out of gas used in
the manufacture of flat screen TV monitors, is being blame
(29:00):
for damaging the atmosphere and accelerating the process of global warming.
The gas is estimated to be getting this seventeen thousand
times as powerful as carbon the oxide. That's right, seventeen
thousand times. Please, if they don't make up a number,
(29:21):
why don't they just say a bad jillion and get
done with it, My budd, I tell you boys, between
the health Nazis and the climate nuts, I'm starting to
feel kind of picked on lately. Oh, don't put all
that salt on your food. Oh you're not to drive
a big old trump. Oh can't put free on in
your air conditioner no more. Oh you need to recycle
(29:42):
your plastic bottles. Oh, and light bulbs ain't no good.
You need to get these dunes and costs two bucks
to pop. And now it's your TV said is killing
the hose on layer. Why on y'all just come out
against beer big knuggers in a sports section of the
paper while you had just a clear war on everything.
It makes my life worth living. I'll tell you one
(30:05):
thing right now, y'all ain't getting my big screen. If
what TV said it's cheap, big and got a good picture,
I don't care if it runs on platonium. Hey, if
you lift this, scientists need a project to keep you busy.
How about coming up with something that'll run my pickup
trunk don't cost five bunchs of gallon. That's why bald
(30:27):
the dead gune big screen in the first place, gass
so high. I can't afford to do nothing, sit home
and watch TV. So listen up, big heads. We got
enough problems. What we need are some solutions. Y'all. Ain't
gonna do something positive to sit down, shut up and
quit worn in my life, Gone boy and Billy, y'all
(30:50):
have a nice day, good morning.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's a big show on the radio, alright, so beyond
says Gone Country were we can top that right here
on the big show, and we will.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
In about twenty minutes. I hope you can be here
for that. But right now, let's axe heke.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Ain't good looking, mama, y'all tailor come pick us up, yo.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Welcome to ax.
Speaker 13 (31:47):
Height the flate to golf on the far one one
you need for all your u rhino classification of reflection
the trim.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
You heard me bally dig this did ike.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
After a whole year of wedded bliss, things that started
to go south between my bride and I. The main
problem is that's hardly know more whooping. She thinks plastic
surgery would make things better with our relationship. She had
some work done before with her last husband. But that's
an awful lot of money for a working stuff like me.
What's your take on the situation? The Groom of Frankenstein,
(32:26):
I swear and you'll people Transylvania North Cakilaki ded Groom.
Uh look, Bama, if you've been with your own hole
for a whole year, you might as well do what
you can to stick with it. I mean, I ain't
been married a whole year in totality, in all of
my fourteen metromordial excursion.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
It sounds like your.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
Relationship ain't the onliest thing headed south the way you
talk her big old button them both relations blouse bunnies
is heading the same scenario direction.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
But be frau Wald my brother.
Speaker 13 (33:01):
Just because she got them lips all a punk full
of brotox, that ain't gonna change.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
The b oution coming out from a twin them. Let
me preach on it now. Now.
Speaker 13 (33:13):
It's a good thing you come to ike because you
obliviously got no idea about what going on inside the
female line. Man, see you both on the same uh
uh what you call infrequency. She sees your little love
boat headed straight for the rocks, and before she abandonates
the ship of your wedded blister.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
She gonna try to get you, old l capitain Steuben to.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
Upfit her little whole boat with some brand new spacutating
d cup life preservers.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Now you saying, Ike, ain't no way, my old lady?
Whatever do me like that?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
We in love?
Speaker 13 (33:50):
M Well, letting Ike remind you that she was in
love with her last husband too, and who's been swinging
on that playground he built? Ah, that's right, you sucker.
So think about it. She's gonna show her great flications
by taking the house, the car, the boobies, and the
booty and leave you standing there holding your vienias and
(34:11):
blow torture and saying, what happens? The beating factor to
your investment is going to be the next jackass you
come along.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
So U, how does you prevent this from happening?
Speaker 13 (34:23):
Well, the bad news is you can't, my brother, but
you can keep drawing all that money down her dream.
See now now, now, now, smart man, get what you
call a pre repticial agreement to protect all their worldly goods? Well,
why not come up with something to protect your big
ticket what you call in fleshment. If you getting a
(34:44):
vibe that miss nipping Tuck might be fixing.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
The Are you in n O F t Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Get her to sign what I likes to call a
pre niptial agreement. See my brother that kids.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
If you sole the ownership of all her afro mentioned
a new upholster, you did, even if she's used it.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
I mean, ain't no sense in giving high everything.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
Best way, if she kicks you out first, she got
to give back the rack, unzip the lip, and reissue
that big rear end. So if she steps out of
line and you gotta get your hands dirty and get
things out of control, you ain't kicking her of the curb.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
You just resting the toe of yr shoe in that
big round rent to own rear end. This is I
piece out.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
If you want to exit, mal the exit, John Boy,
Bellie peel box one nine, one one one Charlotte didn't
see two eight two one nine. Email anybody but me
at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Well, wow, Betty Hill, where the key to my bro hand?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
And you'll appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (36:00):
Hi, this is Dolly Parton and you're listening to the
two biggest boobs in morning radio, not mine, John Boy
and Billy on.
Speaker 10 (36:08):
The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Good morning, that's a big sew on the radio. Yeah,
we're just talking raising Jackie favorite driver, a j humming dinger, humming, yeah,
like hum dinger.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
But she hadn't.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
How about Jase Elliott about nine getting this first win
this year down Texas Motor Speedway. We talked down board.
Doug Rice Thursday was right there calling, all right, congratulations Chase,
what we got. Yeah, now, don't worry about my racing
(37:18):
career right now, it's all about Chase.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
I think you should change his name to humming deeper.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
My boy.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
We'll let him sort it all out, all right, knee
deep in hip hop.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
In minutes, Big Show rolls on, Good Morning, Got the
Beisha on the radio. Coming up, we'll play Beat the
Blonde for an LS Tractor prize pack including a year
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cap What go to lstructor USA dot com to find
(37:57):
your local dealer. I hate them, sonship still quick learn
while customers start blue and stay blue. All right? Oh
yeah good, it's my snack tap up waiting to enjoy this.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Beyonce gone country. Ah. We had her number way back
check this out.
Speaker 14 (38:19):
She's the Queen of bluegrass, the fairy godmother of the fiddle,
the Southern bell of.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
The banjo, and a legend in an Acon.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
Right, a legend and an icon. She's Cindy Balkom.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
I'm Cindy Balcom, and for thirty years.
Speaker 14 (38:34):
Cindy has dedicated her life to keeping bluegrass music in
the country's mainstream, both with her nationally syndicated radio show
Knee Deep in Bluegrass and on stage with her husband
Terry Balcom, who's also a legion in an Acon. But
there comes a time when a talent gets too big
for just one genre of music. Well, that legendary iconic
(38:55):
status is about to take yet another part of the
music industry by storm ladies and gentlemen. Big Show Records
is proad to introduce the new Cindy Barcam and she's
hip deep in hip hop.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and
they're like, it's better than yours. Damn Ryde, It's better
than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Speaker 14 (39:19):
The first Lady of bluegrass is getting jiggy with it,
and it's fight when.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
The pimps in the crib.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
Mall drop it like it's hot.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot.
When the pigs try to get at you, mark it
like a tag.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Mark it like it's hot.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Hark it like it's hot.
Speaker 14 (39:35):
She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pole. Skeezer, run tell that.
Speaker 10 (39:42):
Come on, let's talk about six baby. Let's talk about
you and the Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that will be. Let's talk about six.
Speaker 14 (39:54):
She's burying her musical soul in a whole new way.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Oh all right.
Speaker 14 (40:00):
You'll find out things about Cindy bucom that you never
knew before.
Speaker 10 (40:05):
For example, I like big books.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I can't back you.
Speaker 10 (40:09):
Other brothers can't in that. When a girl walks in
with anybody waste and a round thing in your face,
you get sprung.
Speaker 14 (40:17):
But as gold as ice.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
If there's a.
Speaker 9 (40:19):
Problem, you know, I'll solve it. Check out the hook
Why my DJ revolves it? Ass ask baby van Miller
ass ass baby the Miller ass ass Baby van Niller
as als.
Speaker 14 (40:38):
Yes, Cindy Buckham isn't just setting the trends, She's setting
the mood. For romance.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Oh me so horny, Oh oh me so harny, Oh
me so harny me love you long time, so horny,
so so harny, Oh me so horny me love you
long time. You know what up my nizzles. This is
Cindy b to the aucum, getting up in mill grill.
(41:06):
It's time to get your freak on and start k
mocking boots to the fresh tracks I've laid down. Stop
lamping and start amping, homie. Time to make some kill
a scrilla you heard and remember.
Speaker 10 (41:18):
Can't touch this. You can't touch this, can't touch this.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
No.
Speaker 14 (41:29):
Cindy Balcom is hip deep in hip hop, available now
Big Show Records.
Speaker 10 (41:35):
Oh shizzle, I love talking like this word.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Take that bounce. I'm hot and you're.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Not all right. Let's play beat the Blood. You gotta
do it like that.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
One.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Ain't under Big Show. You don't free line. Come on,
we'll play next girl
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