April 16, 2024 • 44 mins
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Good morning Lee.
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Good morning John board Billy, looking by everybody, everybody in
the background.
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You Lee.
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Here, we are new Forefront.
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Gonna ask Tata some questions you agree or disagree on
whether you think she's right or wrong? Getting two balls
for two buzzers and you win?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
All right, okay, well let's jump on in here, Tater.
When your dog is happy?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
All right? Dog question? I know you know about dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
I like the topic.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
When your dog is happy that you've just arrived home.
You turn that down.
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When your dog is happy that you've just arrived home,
he'll wag us too.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What will a goose do?
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Make him bar?
Speaker 8 (02:07):
But if you mean a goose with feathers, they'll they'll
lower their head.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
So it wasn't a dog question after all, question a
goose question. And so Lee Taylor says.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They will lower their head if they are happy.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
I think I will have to disagree with.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That, disagree. And that was this thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I guess it says, you know, stretch, Yeah, they like
hold their wings out all the right, because I was saying,
you know, dogs can get up and stretch like that
to you, like they're bowing to.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
The downward dogs out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So a goose will stretch all right? I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So you do too, buddy. That is one bell. So
here we go, Tayler. According to the late French chef
Julia Child, how much is.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
A pinch little wine?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Just enough to turn me on? I would say that
a pinch is a fourth of a tea spoon.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So a fourth of a tea spoon, it's a pinch.
That's a pinch, pinch.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So Lee, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I think I want to agree with that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You agree with that?
Speaker 10 (03:29):
And that was.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Cloater half of a tea, spoons, Pence pinch, big shell.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
She had big hands, you know, like Jackie.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Little wine.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh right, here we go for the wind or loss data.
We know it adds fat, but in terms of calories
does it make much of a difference if you remove
the chicken skin for cooking it?
Speaker 8 (04:01):
All right, imagine it does for the chicken. But yes,
everything is caloric, so yes, yes, it does make a difference.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It does make a difference. Lee, agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
What I agree with that?
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You kind of work.
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Today's episode the fortune teller. As our story opens, Avid
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Miss Lily von Stoop.
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Welcome in the in the new Welcome the buddy.
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Am I in the right place? Are you, miss Lily?
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That depends on why you're asking.
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Didn't the man running the tilted world told me Miss
Lily was the most gifted psychic he had ever come across.
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Oh, it's true, it's true. You have come to the
white tent. Mind if I swip into something a little
more comfortable.
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Great, we freshed?
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Are you here for a waiting mister Wsley?
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Why?
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Yeah?
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Wait a minute, how did you know my name?
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Ell?
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It's like the tilto weell man told you, I'm very
weary gift?
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Yes, y, yeah, well he was right.
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Have a seat, mister Wesley, and win me your palm.
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Yes, ma'am, here you go.
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Uh yeah, my wife died five years ago on my
seventieth birthday.
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I know how sad.
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Oh yeah, I guess you would know that. M No children,
right again, Miss Lily.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Parts of your palms are difficult to read. You have
a what of calluses?
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Yeah? Sorry. Well, since I retired, I'm spending all my
time on the golf course. It's just about my favorite
thing to do in the whole world.
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Yes, that explains your long passion wine. All right, mister fee,
I've seen all I need. I have good news and
bad news to tell you.
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Well, then I'd like to hear the good news first,
if that's okay with you, I know. Oh yeah.
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Well, the good news, mister Flee, is that your patchion
wine for golf will be carried into the afterlife. Your
eternity will take you to some of the most beautiful
courses you can imagine.
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Well, that sounds great, miss Lily. So what's the bad news?
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Your first tea time is a week from Thursday.
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It's true, It's true, It's worth it.
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When is my limit?
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Good morning, it's make showing the radio right quick. April sixteenth,
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April babis.
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Right after tax, I'm and daddy's.
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Little tax deduction. He's shying the birthday. Retired NBA player
Kareem Abdul Jabbar. How old would you guess he's in jacket? Kareem,
I'm gonna say, uh, seventies, seventies, he's right, seventy seven
years old?
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Oh wow, I said, seventy four, seventy five. He still looks.
He still looks amazing. Get right up on him. Still
looks good. Huh Yeah, there ain't a whole lot of
them that don't. That's your azing like a fine wie.
And she has gotten right up on her, just so
you know.
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Retired old coach, well yeah, retired coach. Now looks like
you might be retired. Bill Belichick is seventy two years
old today.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yeah, Kareem looks a lot better.
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I don't know, I don't know if he got like,
don't crack, thank you God, like moving up with the organizations.
Then I don't know.
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We'll have to look into that when we have time.
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All right, mind a new home yet right.
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Mainly happy birthday to rapper Icon. I was trying to
we'll get one jacking from a con John Boy, thank you,
I love you.
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By the way home.
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Actress Ellen Barkin is seventy years old. I always thought
she was like the prettiest thing. She was just she's
been on some show. Was an animal Kingdom.
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Was some wanting to get Taentertainment to look at that
animal kingdom?
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Kingdom? All right, anyway, we'll jack it out.
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Sports with the pac Man, the man on the ACC
network with a big ESPN weekdays on the television four pm.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Good morning, Pack, Good morning, John Boy and crew. I
tell you what, Johnny, I don't know about you, but
I'm still got my green jacket on.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
After watching the Masters over the weekend, I still got
that what was that? Crazy Scottie Scheffler wins his second
Masters and only his fifth attempt. Uh, have you ever
been down there to that event? Have you ever gone?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I have? I have, I mean not to the event.
You know, I've got to go.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You know, since we had a station in AUGUSTA, I
got to go down there at the club. Remember when
when all the women were protesting, back when they didn't
have a woman in there. Yeah, that was me with
a sign iron my shirt. But it didn't it didn't
go over. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah, I figured they brought you down there to straighten
it all out. That's what I thought you were gonna
tell me.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
He's a great media love me.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Yeah, I know you are. You are the guy, There's
no doubt about it. But again, I know, listen, I
get this guy. A lot of credit. I mean, we're
watching a new era. From that perspective. Again, only three
players have won a couple of Masters and a couple
of players Championships, Jack Tiger and Scottie Shefferd. That's pretty
good company when you start talking about all that stuff.
(16:37):
But again, that tournament is it's the only sporting even
I think, Johnny, I don't think I've ever attended where
you could take somebody who doesn't know a seven iron
from a timeless golf ball and they could go for
the day and walk out and say, you know, that
was really a great day. That was really cool.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It's an aslogical one and pack I guess you know
being there, I mean just from from TV, the way
everybody acts, it's just like, you know, so so nice
and easy of respect.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I don't know the word. It's like that in person,
I guess too.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
Yeah, it's a kind of a throwback. You know, there's
not corporate sponsorships. You can still get a cold beer
and a sandwich cost five dollars total. I mean, there
is something cool about it. And you can't find a
piece of trash or anything out of place. I mean
it's almost like you walk through this perfect bubble and
birds are chirping in the skies. I mean, I know
(17:31):
it sounds sappy, but it's one of those kind of
places you go once you go. Man, that was really
really cool. It's amazing, right.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And pack And that's one thing I'm interested in some
of our listeners too about Yoka. We just had a great,
great final four, you know, Okay, so that's done the
spring football. What's some big sports that you like that
you're into right now, because it's kind of a change.
The Master's signals a change in sports.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Yeah. I mean for me again, with what I do
for a living, we concentrate a lot on all the
kind of Olympic sports, and like, the ACC is really
good in baseball, it's really good in softball. You got
lacrosse if you're in all that stuff. The tennis is great,
and golf is really good. So we do a heavy
dive on our show with all the spring sports only
because the ACC is so good in it and so
(18:17):
that keeps as busy but as far as be putting
my feet up to chill out. I mean, this really
is quote unquote the dog days. I mean, unless you
are you know, a baseball in major League Baseball fanatic. Listen,
I like the Giants. I already know that we've almost
been mathematically eliminated before we get to May first, So
the expectations level is not real high on that.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Brome on over and join me with the Braves. I
know that's not going.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Yeah, hands to listen. His Cardinals are putting things together.
The Braves are still gonna be really good and all
that stuff. But you know, I just kind of put
my feet up and just look to be entertained. You know,
maybe this is the time to disappear from the ward
a little bit before we get a deep dive into
the fall. But you know, you mentioned about other stuff
going on. The NBA playoffs they're getting started, and the
only thing I think of is all the executives up
(19:03):
there in New York City are going all right cool
that the NBA playoffs start this week. Man, I sure
hope we can get half as many people that watch
the women's NCAA tournament to watch the greatest players in
the world. I mean, that's the world that we're living
in right now, the way this stuff's going on. And
then you got like Kentucky just hired their new men's
basketball coach last week Mark Cope, and people were going
(19:24):
crazy and people were you know, I put something on
Twitter this week, I said, I finally found something dumber.
Then sports fans bragging about how many people show up
to their spring game. And that is now sports fans
bragging about how many people show up to their press conference.
And I give those Kentucky fans. Listen, They've got incredible
passion for their basketball. They sold out Rupp Arena Sunday afternoon,
(19:45):
Johnny twenty two thousand people showed up for a press conference,
and the coach rolls in there with the nineteen ninety
six national championship team and a giant bus. It was
all decked out, looked great, you know. And since he
had that press conference, he did a great job doing it.
I think his entire team is now in the transfer portal. So,
I mean, it's just the world that we live in
now that nothing for a college fan is hard because
(20:08):
everybody just gets up and goes. I mean in the
middle of the night, you're out of here. So I
don't know, listen, last week, it's the last time I
talked to you. Oh. Jay Simpson passed away at the
age of seventy six. And of course, one of the
craziest things I've ever been associated with was hooking up
with that psychic thirty years ago and going to Rockingham
and he knew where the murder weapon was and we
(20:28):
had entertainment tonight. I mean, that was one of the
craziest stupid is crazy. When I write a book that
will be its own chapter, it could be its own
book for find out level one other thing, Johnny. You
know in this crazy day and age, some sad news
yesterday Charles Barkley and Gail King they got a show
called King Charles. I don't know if you know this
on CNN it got canceled. I know you find it
(20:52):
hard to believe that Gail King and Charles Barkley talking
about political and social issues. We didn't resonate with America.
I know you find that hard to believe. And I'm
thinking to myself, well, you know before you start making
fun of it. And at least lasted longer than the
marriage of the Golden Bachelor He and his faith after
three months, Johnny, three, I love you all, I love you.
(21:15):
I found another person, I found my soulmate. Give me
a freaking break. Three months and they're divorced. I'm like,
can we put this to bed and blush it? I mean,
give me a break with all this nonsense.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Maybe they'll get another TV show out of it.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Oh yeah, you know, yeah, that's just you know, maybe
that's what I'll do between now and football season. Let's
make sure we start dating on television again. And we
really should care one iote about any of these people.
I mean, it is just can we live in the
craziest world ever? Dude, I'm telling you. And the more
(21:53):
these head lines, I just kind of go, can we
just get back to treating some people with respects? He
opened the door for women and you know, have a
good time, just enjoy each other. I mean, it is
just wacky what's going on in the world now, It
really Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
And by the way, that reminds me the hate Israel
pro of Iran people blocking the Golden Gate Bridge earlier
this week. I hope it's open for your giants, because
that's another not well good way to start this season.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Well, I'm gonna say that might be one of the
reasons we're only drawn eleven thousand for a game that
people get to think of well without the protesters, the
places be sold outs. There was protesters out I think
the other day, folks trying to get to O'Hare Airport
in Chicago. They just shut down the whole highway.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I mean, a further way to endear yourself too. Who
you're hollering death too, Well.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Here's the good news. Here's the good news for all
those people. If you're flying the American Airlines, your plane
was already six hours late. So even if the protesters
by the time you got out of your car and
walked for five hours, you still would have been on time.
Given the fact that you're flying American airlines, they are
never on.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
There you go, you're always looking on the brightside.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
America.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
He really is a magical man. He can tie anything
into a slam.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
On American Airline, they're my favorite. I still can't believe.
And even though I'm only on here for seven minutes
a week, I can't believe the esteem sales department there
still hasn't lined up in American airline sponsorship after all
these years. It's hard for me to believe.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
We'll keep back in that back. We appreciate you by
be good.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
We'll figure it out. Next to me, we'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
All right, man, there's Mark Packer, watch him on TV
on ACC Network. All right, y'all, let's play war any
word one eight hundred. Make sure you told Freeline, get
a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio with
in the resident of Gain. I assume that's the way
Superfly would sound these things. You mut shut your mouth.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Easy, Vanessa Enich, Wow, call back to ninth grade. Nice
En would fuck you? All right, let's see where are we?
Oh yeah, feature track Asmir's tax jokes will take care
of that before we get out of here today and right.
Speaker 11 (24:42):
Now, and everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
The big A wordy word, not a worthy word. Lets
meet a contestants, a husband and a wife from Altus, Georgia,
assuming they still live in the same location.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Charles, Teresa, good.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Morning, good morning, good morning, Hey Giles, all right, welcome,
come on in here, y'all. So Teresa, you can be
on Tater's team. Charles, you on my team's boys again?
Some girls with two rounds of wordy word?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Well you say.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
I do that?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Then? Uh so it sounds like Teresa is on a speakerphone.
You think so Teresa, are you on a speakerphone?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No party, know the rules?
Speaker 11 (25:30):
All right, dude?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
All right, so Charles I got you to pull along here. Huh?
All right, all right, Theresa, you relax.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Let me and Charles go for the first thirty seconds
and see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
All you ready, Charles? Yeah, okay, start the clock. Now
you ball up your hand into a.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Uh huh? You park your guard not in the driveway
in the yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:59):
What god?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Uh you you look at this to see which way
north points? Look at your yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Uh huh. This is a guy who cuts your meat.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Cut your meat. He cuts your meat in the in
the blank shop. Yes, wipe your mouth with one of
these at the table. Yeah, the boy Charles can play
this game as a five on the board.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Okay, and now, Teresa, Teresa Andato, yes, okay, all right,
Oh watch the dog?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
You heard a puppy?
Speaker 18 (26:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Okay, that's not paying any attention to the dog.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Ready, go, You might soak in one of these with bubbles. Okay,
but what what what is the thing you're sitting in?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Come back then, at a girl?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Hey you stop at a stop?
Speaker 18 (27:01):
Duh.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
This is a green vegetable that looks like little trees
looks like yep, this is the part of a rose
with thorns. What's that part?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Cabine rose bush ravine?
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Mom, blank roses.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't know why, Jason, did you say something that
we're all didn't hear.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Rosebine? No?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No, all right, okay, So what do you end up with?
Their three on the board for the girls? All right,
Charles were leading by two. Here's where we pile on.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
But Tater good bluff yeahs are you ready, buddy? Okay?
Picking up on that last one?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Go?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Do you know it? The blank of the flower? The
long part is the wat. Yes, that's it. Go out
in the sun and get a sun on your skin.
You get a son? What yeah? Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Dogs have four of these not feet but four feet
dog dogs feet? What do you call them?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
No feet? Feet? The guess he's a little and turn
the hands over and tickled.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Muse talking about talking with your hands.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, we got a eight on the board. There you go,
So Teresa and Tater, it is within reach. Five will
force over time, six will win.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
Okay, let's get.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Ready to okay, brand new, were go.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
The opposite of negative is.
Speaker 21 (29:07):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Trains run on this I've been working on the blank blank.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
You eat with this knife, fork, spoon.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
It's all your what you have a drawer for it,
your blank drawer, another name for it, another name for it,
the color. Yes, you hang this on your door at Christmas.
You hop on this and it tells you how heavy
you are.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
Killed.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Yeah, it is five for the time.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Time both, Teresa, we're getting better.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
We're getting better.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Alright, then it is? What was that final?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Eight to eight?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
And now y'all we go to an extra fifteen seconds,
not thirty, but fifteen. All right, Charles, we need some
points right here in overtime.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Are you ready? Party?
Speaker 12 (30:02):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Okay, all right, all right, let me put the reason
now she'll be messing them.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Up, all right. Ready, go hand me that shovel.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I got a blank, a hole big yeah, uh huh,
a blank, a whiskey, it's glass ray to give me
a or a beer or beer not in the can
but in the no, no glassless.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
He was making you a beer, by the way.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
One one on the board, all right, Theresa and Taylor.
Two will win this thing right here. One will force
double overtime, and.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
You put a baby blank. They drink their milk from
a bottom. You drag a milkshake with through one of these,
you slurp it up through uh uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You need to win right there till the water.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh all right, well, Charles, your wife put them on
the bridge.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Tear that Fanny harsh.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Yeah, you guys that we are playing this game at
home with the grandkids.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Awesome, man, we you'll appreciate y'all. Listen, glad you played, Charles,
you alright there? All right, I appreciate y'all. Hang on,
Good morning, got a big showing the radio. Got a
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Wife or let him do what they She.
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Says, it's about timing groove.
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There's a screw.
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You'll find the.
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Married man as Alstarry Elpins. Married man is checking in
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Bunny drinking. But I mean Captain Action guy is out
shooting some TV commercials. Yeah, we're just waiting for him
to get back to the hotel. But no, the stripper,
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I mean Captain Action Girl isn't here. She went to
the TV shoot too, and I wasn't too sure about this.
Checky Djibouti the Pakistani agent guy, But it looks like
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What's that?
Speaker 17 (33:34):
No, College buddy and I aren't actually in any of
the TV ads. No, I'm not sure why. Yes, I'm
sure they'll get the rest of us involved in something
real soon. Yes, but no, Monica is staying in a
different room. In fact, she and Ronnie are on a
completely different floor. They're in the presidential suite. What sweet
are we in? Well it's not a suite really, it's
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sort of a one bedroom with a fold out couch
and damn yes, it's quite a bit smaller than the
Presidential school. But no, it doesn't bother me at all. Okay,
maybe just a little bit.
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How good afternoon to you, gentlemen, the conquering heroes every time.
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Hey, honnies, Hey all, who needs a cattail?
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Oops?
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Listen, honey, they just got back. I'll call you later,
tell you how everything turned out.
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I love you, look, y'all, knew bebes?
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Y'all?
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Did you get them big enough?
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Man?
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They must have cast some fortune.
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Both for last big guy.
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They hook us up for free free.
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Yeah, it was a trade deal for some TV time.
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And speaking of TV time, I have the rough cuts
from the TV commercials right here.
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Who wants to have a look?
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Yeah?
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Pop that baby in the VCRH prepared to be dazzled
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mel Gibson.
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You look more like the next Hoot Gibson. Let me see.
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Come on, dosy, crazy glickman. I'll do anything to sell
you a car. Hell eat anything that you want me
to e.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You think that you want me to.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Come on down help you want to know?
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Remember if you buy your next car from anybody else,
you're the one that's crazy, right, Captain Action Guy.
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You tell him, big guy, Oh, what did you think
you mean?
Speaker 18 (35:13):
That's it?
Speaker 11 (35:14):
He just had that one law one did not not
not not not.
Speaker 18 (35:17):
We are trying to ease him into TV stardom slowly.
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Here's another good one. The law firm of Laurel and Harding.
Speaker 11 (35:26):
So remember, if.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
You've been injured in an accident, call me Frank Laurel
or me.
Speaker 18 (35:30):
Paul Harding will make here you get everything that's coming
to you. Right, Captain Action Guy.
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You tell him, big guy, you have it one line again,
you know, drip drawers. It ain't all about me.
Speaker 14 (35:43):
It's about helping the people.
Speaker 17 (35:44):
What people well, so far it looks like poor, stupid,
accident prone people and crappy cars exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Here's another good one.
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la casa conches mug iguadae muccio di nio With that
capitan laxion you telling.
Speaker 17 (36:05):
Big I mean see okay, four stupid accident prone Mexican
people in the crappy card.
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Great.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Now he's an idiot in two languages. And here's a
celebrity endorsement. Listen up, fools.
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This is mister t I'm pitty of a fool that
don't use one hundred cocolet and we have the kids.
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Don't be a fool, stay in school.
Speaker 11 (36:25):
Can't telling bigure?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, it could have been worse. At least it wasn't,
Karen topw We're doing that one next week.
Speaker 14 (36:32):
Hey, here comes in one way you hit to play
for Moniker's new rat.
Speaker 22 (36:37):
So remember y'all, when you want boobes for less, it's
bibbes for less. Any girl, any size, just ninety nine
ninety five called doctor Tony today one eight hundred and
forty four for eight six seven. That's one eight hundred
four Biggins, you.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Telling them big girl?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Roll off? Monica.
Speaker 17 (36:54):
I thought you did a very good job for a
first timer.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Hey what about me?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Big?
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, you great too, especially like the last one Instood
a Big Guy. You said big girl two any versatile?
Speaker 14 (37:07):
And you gotta admit, old doctor Tony did a heck
of a job on Moniker's New Headers, didn't he eat?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay? So, married man, how much longer you think we
should extend our stay? This is going so.
Speaker 17 (37:22):
Well well, I think we need to at least stay
until some of these checks clear. Captain Action Guy, the
King of Late Night TV, adds holy anything for a
buck going and again next time. When we hear the
guy from the Male Impotence Remedy commercial say.
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a phone call away.
Speaker 17 (37:42):
Captain Action Guy say, and Captain Action Girls say, I'm.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So drunk and willing down. I'm touching.
Speaker 17 (37:57):
Don't miss next speak that tightening adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.
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Look you'll find the married mine.
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Morning.
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Randy have friends d one another.
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That propeller thing, I don't wear that anymore. That's so nineties.
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Someone stole it, didn't they.
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Yeah, I tried some other types of hats. I wore
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They called me bird nerd. In like that, I just
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Let me guess they called you turn nerd. Yeah, all right,
Well what have you gotten for us today? Well it's
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And join the comedist stallings of the Nerd.
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Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 18 (40:17):
What a great crowd. So tax time again? Huh Have
you ever noticed I've been waiting to use that.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Have you ever noticed that when you put the words
the and I R s together, it spells theirs?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Coincidence?
Speaker 9 (40:35):
See, that's what they call in the comedy business the
icebreak income taxes. Uncle Sam's version of Truth or Consequences.
Speaker 18 (40:46):
Remember that old show.
Speaker 9 (40:50):
You know, I got a letter from the I R
S saying I committed tax fraud. They must have the
wrong address. I've never paid taxes in my life. My
cat tried to claim his litter box as a deduction. Yeah,
because that's where he does all his business. I really
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was expecting a bigger laugh. This guy knows what I'm
talking about. Hey, here's something wild. My church got shut
down by the I R S for displaying false prophets.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Our church is exempted.
Speaker 18 (41:33):
Yeah, I forgot about that. Dang it.
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I keep going.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
You know, even my chiropractor. Even my chiropractor got audited it.
They said he owed back taxes.
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The chiropractice.
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Everybody has trouble with the I R S except Spider Man.
All his income is net. I wrote that one just
for you. Willy Sherlock Holmes got auder it too.
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Can you believe it? Ask me why? Why?
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Because he had too many deductions old beans. He was
always deucing. You're getting it, but you know there's really
no liars in England. Yeah, comedy's hard man. Hey, this
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one's better. Did you hear they crossed an accountant with
a gent. They got a boring seven forty seven because
the countats are kind of boring.
Speaker 18 (42:41):
Yeah, in real life, you know, I wish I was
a skunk.
Speaker 9 (42:46):
They don't pay any taxes. You know why Why because
they only have one cent?
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Get it?
Speaker 1 (42:55):
You know there's another reason you should be a skunk.
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Well, apparently I'm getting the wrap up signal from the
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he's homeless. Yeah, he lives in a tax shelter. Boom boom.
At least he's better than my last accountant. Man, he
was a cannibal.
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He charged an arm and a leg, literally. But you know.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
There's only three types of accountants, those who can count
and those who can't.
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Ain't everyone you've been a very taxing crab and thing.
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Hey, any chance of letting me use wordy word nerd?
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Good morning Lee.
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Good morning John board Billy, looking by everybody, everybody in
the background.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
You Lee.
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Here, we are new Forefront.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Gonna ask Tata some questions you agree or disagree on
whether you think she's right or wrong? Getting two balls
for two buzzers and you win?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
All right, okay, well let's jump on in here, Tater.
When your dog is happy?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
All right? Dog question? I know you know about dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
I like the topic.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
When your dog is happy that you've just arrived home.
You turn that down.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
When your dog is happy that you've just arrived home,
he'll wag us too.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What will a goose do?
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Make him bar?
Speaker 8 (02:07):
But if you mean a goose with feathers, they'll they'll
lower their head.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
So it wasn't a dog question after all, question a
goose question. And so Lee Taylor says.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They will lower their head if they are happy.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
I think I will have to disagree with.
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That, disagree. And that was this thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I guess it says, you know, stretch, Yeah, they like
hold their wings out all the right, because I was saying,
you know, dogs can get up and stretch like that
to you, like they're bowing to.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
The downward dogs out of it.
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So a goose will stretch all right? I got it.
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So you do too, buddy. That is one bell. So
here we go, Tayler. According to the late French chef
Julia Child, how much is.
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A pinch little wine?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Just enough to turn me on? I would say that
a pinch is a fourth of a tea spoon.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So a fourth of a tea spoon, it's a pinch.
That's a pinch, pinch.
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So Lee, do you agree or disagree?
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I think I want to agree with that.
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You agree with that?
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And that was.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Cloater half of a tea, spoons, Pence pinch, big shell.
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She had big hands, you know, like Jackie.
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Little wine.
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Oh right, here we go for the wind or loss data.
We know it adds fat, but in terms of calories
does it make much of a difference if you remove
the chicken skin for cooking it?
Speaker 8 (04:01):
All right, imagine it does for the chicken. But yes,
everything is caloric, so yes, yes, it does make a difference.
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It does make a difference. Lee, agree or disagree?
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What I agree with that?
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Other side on time capsule its April sixteenth.
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Hey, won't jump into playhouse, little acted.
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Me while I whipped this out.
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Somebody's gotta go back and get a buttload of dimes.
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Want you to seduce the sheriff of rock Ridge and
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Hello boys, I missed you, Amy, I am not from Havana.
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Howard Johnson was.
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Right, Lily Vaughn stoopid old Lily, Thank y'all.
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That came out of nowhere.
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It is Jackie's favorite movie. She learns about movies. Mamasia,
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she's catching.
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Up, said the man who just watched ET.
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Howard Johnson is right, Good.
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Now le Zac, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode the fortune teller. As our story opens, Avid
golfer Frank Feasley is sitting down with self proclaimed psychic
Miss Lily von Stoop.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Welcome in the in the new Welcome the buddy.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Am I in the right place? Are you, miss Lily?
Speaker 7 (09:09):
That depends on why you're asking.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Didn't the man running the tilted world told me Miss
Lily was the most gifted psychic he had ever come across.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh, it's true, it's true. You have come to the
white tent. Mind if I swip into something a little
more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Great, we freshed?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Are you here for a waiting mister Wsley?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Why?
Speaker 15 (09:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Wait a minute, how did you know my name?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Ell?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's like the tilto weell man told you, I'm very
weary gift?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yes, y, yeah, well he was right.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Have a seat, mister Wesley, and win me your palm.
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Yes, ma'am, here you go.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Hmmm, I see your marriage wine is very short.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Uh yeah, my wife died five years ago on my
seventieth birthday.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I know how sad.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh yeah, I guess you would know that. M No children,
right again, Miss Lily.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Parts of your palms are difficult to read. You have
a what of calluses?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah? Sorry. Well, since I retired, I'm spending all my
time on the golf course. It's just about my favorite
thing to do in the whole world.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yes, that explains your long passion wine. All right, mister fee,
I've seen all I need. I have good news and
bad news to tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, then I'd like to hear the good news first,
if that's okay with you, I know. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Well, the good news, mister Flee, is that your patchion
wine for golf will be carried into the afterlife. Your
eternity will take you to some of the most beautiful
courses you can imagine.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Well, that sounds great, miss Lily. So what's the bad news?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Your first tea time is a week from Thursday.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's true, It's true, It's worth it.
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We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse. We'll
tune in again next time when we'll hear the crusty
old golf pro at Heaven's Gate Country Club Say, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Let's face it, I'm tired, h Snitzer groom.
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When is my limit?
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Hey, it's in the next You are Rick Flair and
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Right after tax, I'm and daddy's.
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Little tax deduction. He's shying the birthday. Retired NBA player
Kareem Abdul Jabbar. How old would you guess he's in jacket? Kareem,
I'm gonna say, uh, seventies, seventies, he's right, seventy seven
years old?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh wow, I said, seventy four, seventy five. He still looks.
He still looks amazing. Get right up on him. Still
looks good. Huh Yeah, there ain't a whole lot of
them that don't. That's your azing like a fine wie.
And she has gotten right up on her, just so
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Retired old coach, well yeah, retired coach. Now looks like
you might be retired. Bill Belichick is seventy two years
old today.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yeah, Kareem looks a lot better.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I don't know, I don't know if he got like,
don't crack, thank you God, like moving up with the organizations.
Then I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
We'll have to look into that when we have time.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
All right, mind a new home yet right.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Mainly happy birthday to rapper Icon. I was trying to
we'll get one jacking from a con John Boy, thank you,
I love you.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
By the way home.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh one more.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Actress Ellen Barkin is seventy years old. I always thought
she was like the prettiest thing. She was just she's
been on some show. Was an animal Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Was some wanting to get Taentertainment to look at that
animal kingdom?
Speaker 11 (14:39):
Does that sound right?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Kingdom? All right, anyway, we'll jack it out.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I was trying to save some time. Go on and
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Speaker 2 (15:15):
Sports with the pac Man, the man on the ACC
network with a big ESPN weekdays on the television four pm.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Good morning, Pack, Good morning, John Boy and crew. I
tell you what, Johnny, I don't know about you, but
I'm still got my green jacket on.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
After watching the Masters over the weekend, I still got
that what was that? Crazy Scottie Scheffler wins his second
Masters and only his fifth attempt. Uh, have you ever
been down there to that event? Have you ever gone?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I have? I have, I mean not to the event.
You know, I've got to go.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You know, since we had a station in AUGUSTA, I
got to go down there at the club. Remember when
when all the women were protesting, back when they didn't
have a woman in there. Yeah, that was me with
a sign iron my shirt. But it didn't it didn't
go over. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah, I figured they brought you down there to straighten
it all out. That's what I thought you were gonna
tell me.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
He's a great media love me.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Yeah, I know you are. You are the guy, There's
no doubt about it. But again, I know, listen, I
get this guy. A lot of credit. I mean, we're
watching a new era. From that perspective. Again, only three
players have won a couple of Masters and a couple
of players Championships, Jack Tiger and Scottie Shefferd. That's pretty
good company when you start talking about all that stuff.
(16:37):
But again, that tournament is it's the only sporting even
I think, Johnny, I don't think I've ever attended where
you could take somebody who doesn't know a seven iron
from a timeless golf ball and they could go for
the day and walk out and say, you know, that
was really a great day. That was really cool.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It's an aslogical one and pack I guess you know
being there, I mean just from from TV, the way
everybody acts, it's just like, you know, so so nice
and easy of respect.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I don't know the word. It's like that in person,
I guess too.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
Yeah, it's a kind of a throwback. You know, there's
not corporate sponsorships. You can still get a cold beer
and a sandwich cost five dollars total. I mean, there
is something cool about it. And you can't find a
piece of trash or anything out of place. I mean
it's almost like you walk through this perfect bubble and
birds are chirping in the skies. I mean, I know
(17:31):
it sounds sappy, but it's one of those kind of
places you go once you go. Man, that was really
really cool. It's amazing, right.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And pack And that's one thing I'm interested in some
of our listeners too about Yoka. We just had a great,
great final four, you know, Okay, so that's done the
spring football. What's some big sports that you like that
you're into right now, because it's kind of a change.
The Master's signals a change in sports.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Yeah. I mean for me again, with what I do
for a living, we concentrate a lot on all the
kind of Olympic sports, and like, the ACC is really
good in baseball, it's really good in softball. You got
lacrosse if you're in all that stuff. The tennis is great,
and golf is really good. So we do a heavy
dive on our show with all the spring sports only
because the ACC is so good in it and so
(18:17):
that keeps as busy but as far as be putting
my feet up to chill out. I mean, this really
is quote unquote the dog days. I mean, unless you
are you know, a baseball in major League Baseball fanatic. Listen,
I like the Giants. I already know that we've almost
been mathematically eliminated before we get to May first, So
the expectations level is not real high on that.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Brome on over and join me with the Braves. I
know that's not going.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Yeah, hands to listen. His Cardinals are putting things together.
The Braves are still gonna be really good and all
that stuff. But you know, I just kind of put
my feet up and just look to be entertained. You know,
maybe this is the time to disappear from the ward
a little bit before we get a deep dive into
the fall. But you know, you mentioned about other stuff
going on. The NBA playoffs they're getting started, and the
only thing I think of is all the executives up
(19:03):
there in New York City are going all right cool
that the NBA playoffs start this week. Man, I sure
hope we can get half as many people that watch
the women's NCAA tournament to watch the greatest players in
the world. I mean, that's the world that we're living
in right now, the way this stuff's going on. And
then you got like Kentucky just hired their new men's
basketball coach last week Mark Cope, and people were going
(19:24):
crazy and people were you know, I put something on
Twitter this week, I said, I finally found something dumber.
Then sports fans bragging about how many people show up
to their spring game. And that is now sports fans
bragging about how many people show up to their press conference.
And I give those Kentucky fans. Listen, They've got incredible
passion for their basketball. They sold out Rupp Arena Sunday afternoon,
(19:45):
Johnny twenty two thousand people showed up for a press conference,
and the coach rolls in there with the nineteen ninety
six national championship team and a giant bus. It was
all decked out, looked great, you know. And since he
had that press conference, he did a great job doing it.
I think his entire team is now in the transfer portal. So,
I mean, it's just the world that we live in
now that nothing for a college fan is hard because
(20:08):
everybody just gets up and goes. I mean in the
middle of the night, you're out of here. So I
don't know, listen, last week, it's the last time I
talked to you. Oh. Jay Simpson passed away at the
age of seventy six. And of course, one of the
craziest things I've ever been associated with was hooking up
with that psychic thirty years ago and going to Rockingham
and he knew where the murder weapon was and we
(20:28):
had entertainment tonight. I mean, that was one of the
craziest stupid is crazy. When I write a book that
will be its own chapter, it could be its own
book for find out level one other thing, Johnny. You
know in this crazy day and age, some sad news
yesterday Charles Barkley and Gail King they got a show
called King Charles. I don't know if you know this
on CNN it got canceled. I know you find it
(20:52):
hard to believe that Gail King and Charles Barkley talking
about political and social issues. We didn't resonate with America.
I know you find that hard to believe. And I'm
thinking to myself, well, you know before you start making
fun of it. And at least lasted longer than the
marriage of the Golden Bachelor He and his faith after
three months, Johnny, three, I love you all, I love you.
(21:15):
I found another person, I found my soulmate. Give me
a freaking break. Three months and they're divorced. I'm like,
can we put this to bed and blush it? I mean,
give me a break with all this nonsense.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Maybe they'll get another TV show out of it.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Oh yeah, you know, yeah, that's just you know, maybe
that's what I'll do between now and football season. Let's
make sure we start dating on television again. And we
really should care one iote about any of these people.
I mean, it is just can we live in the
craziest world ever? Dude, I'm telling you. And the more
(21:53):
these head lines, I just kind of go, can we
just get back to treating some people with respects? He
opened the door for women and you know, have a
good time, just enjoy each other. I mean, it is
just wacky what's going on in the world now, It
really Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
And by the way, that reminds me the hate Israel
pro of Iran people blocking the Golden Gate Bridge earlier
this week. I hope it's open for your giants, because
that's another not well good way to start this season.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Well, I'm gonna say that might be one of the
reasons we're only drawn eleven thousand for a game that
people get to think of well without the protesters, the
places be sold outs. There was protesters out I think
the other day, folks trying to get to O'Hare Airport
in Chicago. They just shut down the whole highway.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I mean, a further way to endear yourself too. Who
you're hollering death too, Well.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Here's the good news. Here's the good news for all
those people. If you're flying the American Airlines, your plane
was already six hours late. So even if the protesters
by the time you got out of your car and
walked for five hours, you still would have been on time.
Given the fact that you're flying American airlines, they are
never on.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
There you go, you're always looking on the brightside.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
America.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
He really is a magical man. He can tie anything
into a slam.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
On American Airline, they're my favorite. I still can't believe.
And even though I'm only on here for seven minutes
a week, I can't believe the esteem sales department there
still hasn't lined up in American airline sponsorship after all
these years. It's hard for me to believe.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
We'll keep back in that back. We appreciate you by
be good.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
We'll figure it out. Next to me, we'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
All right, man, there's Mark Packer, watch him on TV
on ACC Network. All right, y'all, let's play war any
word one eight hundred. Make sure you told Freeline, get
a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio with
in the resident of Gain. I assume that's the way
Superfly would sound these things. You mut shut your mouth.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Easy, Vanessa Enich, Wow, call back to ninth grade. Nice
En would fuck you? All right, let's see where are we?
Oh yeah, feature track Asmir's tax jokes will take care
of that before we get out of here today and right.
Speaker 11 (24:42):
Now, and everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
The big A wordy word, not a worthy word. Lets
meet a contestants, a husband and a wife from Altus, Georgia,
assuming they still live in the same location.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Charles, Teresa, good.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Morning, good morning, good morning, Hey Giles, all right, welcome,
come on in here, y'all. So Teresa, you can be
on Tater's team. Charles, you on my team's boys again?
Some girls with two rounds of wordy word?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Well you say.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
I do that?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Then? Uh so it sounds like Teresa is on a speakerphone.
You think so Teresa, are you on a speakerphone?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No party, know the rules?
Speaker 11 (25:30):
All right, dude?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
All right, so Charles I got you to pull along here. Huh?
All right, all right, Theresa, you relax.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Let me and Charles go for the first thirty seconds
and see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
All you ready, Charles? Yeah, okay, start the clock. Now
you ball up your hand into a.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Uh huh? You park your guard not in the driveway
in the yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:59):
What god?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Uh you you look at this to see which way
north points? Look at your yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Uh huh. This is a guy who cuts your meat.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Cut your meat. He cuts your meat in the in
the blank shop. Yes, wipe your mouth with one of
these at the table. Yeah, the boy Charles can play
this game as a five on the board.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Okay, and now, Teresa, Teresa Andato, yes, okay, all right,
Oh watch the dog?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
You heard a puppy?
Speaker 18 (26:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Okay, that's not paying any attention to the dog.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Ready, go, You might soak in one of these with bubbles. Okay,
but what what what is the thing you're sitting in?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Come back then, at a girl?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Hey you stop at a stop?
Speaker 18 (27:01):
Duh.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
This is a green vegetable that looks like little trees
looks like yep, this is the part of a rose
with thorns. What's that part?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Cabine rose bush ravine?
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Mom, blank roses.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't know why, Jason, did you say something that
we're all didn't hear.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Rosebine? No?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No, all right, okay, So what do you end up with?
Their three on the board for the girls? All right,
Charles were leading by two. Here's where we pile on.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
But Tater good bluff yeahs are you ready, buddy? Okay?
Picking up on that last one?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Go?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Do you know it? The blank of the flower? The
long part is the wat. Yes, that's it. Go out
in the sun and get a sun on your skin.
You get a son? What yeah? Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Dogs have four of these not feet but four feet
dog dogs feet? What do you call them?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
No feet? Feet? The guess he's a little and turn
the hands over and tickled.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Muse talking about talking with your hands.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, we got a eight on the board. There you go,
So Teresa and Tater, it is within reach. Five will
force over time, six will win.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
Okay, let's get.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Ready to okay, brand new, were go.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
The opposite of negative is.
Speaker 21 (29:07):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Trains run on this I've been working on the blank blank.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
You eat with this knife, fork, spoon.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
It's all your what you have a drawer for it,
your blank drawer, another name for it, another name for it,
the color. Yes, you hang this on your door at Christmas.
You hop on this and it tells you how heavy
you are.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
Killed.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Yeah, it is five for the time.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Time both, Teresa, we're getting better.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
We're getting better.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Alright, then it is? What was that final?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Eight to eight?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
And now y'all we go to an extra fifteen seconds,
not thirty, but fifteen. All right, Charles, we need some
points right here in overtime.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Are you ready? Party?
Speaker 12 (30:02):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Okay, all right, all right, let me put the reason
now she'll be messing them.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Up, all right. Ready, go hand me that shovel.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I got a blank, a hole big yeah, uh huh,
a blank, a whiskey, it's glass ray to give me
a or a beer or beer not in the can
but in the no, no glassless.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
He was making you a beer, by the way.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
One one on the board, all right, Theresa and Taylor.
Two will win this thing right here. One will force
double overtime, and.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
You put a baby blank. They drink their milk from
a bottom. You drag a milkshake with through one of these,
you slurp it up through uh uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You need to win right there till the water.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh all right, well, Charles, your wife put them on
the bridge.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Tear that Fanny harsh.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Yeah, you guys that we are playing this game at
home with the grandkids.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Awesome, man, we you'll appreciate y'all. Listen, glad you played, Charles,
you alright there? All right, I appreciate y'all. Hang on,
Good morning, got a big showing the radio. Got a
bit request for this morning, Big Tom watching out of Newborn,
North Carolina. Guys love to hear something from married man.
All right, Big Tom, you got it coming up. Good morning,
(32:19):
This big show on the radio. Pre said, y'all spend
any morning with us. Is alway, y'all listen, gentle, big
show out of Newburgh, North Carolina, same radio station w SFL.
Big Tom Watson listens to and he's got the bit
request this morning.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
We go my READMND.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
My reed man drives around in our minivan. Life for
him has nothing.
Speaker 17 (32:49):
Wife or let him do what they She.
Speaker 11 (32:52):
Says, it's about timing groove.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
There's a screw.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
You'll find the.
Speaker 17 (32:58):
Married man as Alstarry Elpins. Married man is checking in
with his wife, honey Bunny from the Action Friend's temporary
home base in Sonny, Southern California. Well, that's right, Honey
Bunny drinking. But I mean Captain Action guy is out
shooting some TV commercials. Yeah, we're just waiting for him
to get back to the hotel. But no, the stripper,
(33:21):
I mean Captain Action Girl isn't here. She went to
the TV shoot too, and I wasn't too sure about this.
Checky Djibouti the Pakistani agent guy, But it looks like
he's delivering the goods.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
What's that?
Speaker 17 (33:34):
No, College buddy and I aren't actually in any of
the TV ads. No, I'm not sure why. Yes, I'm
sure they'll get the rest of us involved in something
real soon. Yes, but no, Monica is staying in a
different room. In fact, she and Ronnie are on a
completely different floor. They're in the presidential suite. What sweet
are we in? Well it's not a suite really, it's
(33:57):
sort of a one bedroom with a fold out couch
and damn yes, it's quite a bit smaller than the
Presidential school. But no, it doesn't bother me at all. Okay,
maybe just a little bit.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
How good afternoon to you, gentlemen, the conquering heroes every time.
Speaker 11 (34:12):
Hey, honnies, Hey all, who needs a cattail?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oops?
Speaker 17 (34:16):
Listen, honey, they just got back. I'll call you later,
tell you how everything turned out.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I love you, look, y'all, knew bebes?
Speaker 15 (34:23):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Did you get them big enough?
Speaker 8 (34:25):
Man?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
They must have cast some fortune.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
Both for last big guy.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
They hook us up for free free.
Speaker 11 (34:30):
Yeah, it was a trade deal for some TV time.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
And speaking of TV time, I have the rough cuts
from the TV commercials right here.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
Who wants to have a look?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (34:39):
Pop that baby in the VCRH prepared to be dazzled
by my acting skills, y'all, I might be his next
mel Gibson.
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You look more like the next Hoot Gibson. Let me see.
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Of course, we had the crazy Glickman's used card Megamore.
Come on, dosy, crazy glickman. I'll do anything to sell
you a car. Hell eat anything that you want me
to e.
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You think that you want me to.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Come on down help you want to know?
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Remember if you buy your next car from anybody else,
you're the one that's crazy, right, Captain Action Guy.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
You tell him, big guy, Oh, what did you think
you mean?
Speaker 18 (35:13):
That's it?
Speaker 11 (35:14):
He just had that one law one did not not
not not not.
Speaker 18 (35:17):
We are trying to ease him into TV stardom slowly.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Here's another good one. The law firm of Laurel and Harding.
Speaker 11 (35:26):
So remember, if.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
You've been injured in an accident, call me Frank Laurel
or me.
Speaker 18 (35:30):
Paul Harding will make here you get everything that's coming
to you. Right, Captain Action Guy.
Speaker 11 (35:34):
You tell him, big guy, you have it one line again,
you know, drip drawers. It ain't all about me.
Speaker 14 (35:43):
It's about helping the people.
Speaker 17 (35:44):
What people well, so far it looks like poor, stupid,
accident prone people and crappy cars exactly.
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Here's another good one.
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la casa conches mug iguadae muccio di nio With that
capitan laxion you telling.
Speaker 17 (36:05):
Big I mean see okay, four stupid accident prone Mexican
people in the crappy card.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Great.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Now he's an idiot in two languages. And here's a
celebrity endorsement. Listen up, fools.
Speaker 10 (36:19):
This is mister t I'm pitty of a fool that
don't use one hundred cocolet and we have the kids.
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Don't be a fool, stay in school.
Speaker 11 (36:25):
Can't telling bigure?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, it could have been worse. At least it wasn't,
Karen topw We're doing that one next week.
Speaker 14 (36:32):
Hey, here comes in one way you hit to play
for Moniker's new rat.
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bibbes for less. Any girl, any size, just ninety nine
ninety five called doctor Tony today one eight hundred and
forty four for eight six seven. That's one eight hundred
four Biggins, you.
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Telling them big girl?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Roll off? Monica.
Speaker 17 (36:54):
I thought you did a very good job for a
first timer.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Hey what about me?
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Big?
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Oh?
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Yeah, you great too, especially like the last one Instood
a Big Guy. You said big girl two any versatile?
Speaker 14 (37:07):
And you gotta admit, old doctor Tony did a heck
of a job on Moniker's New Headers, didn't he eat?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay? So, married man, how much longer you think we
should extend our stay? This is going so.
Speaker 17 (37:22):
Well well, I think we need to at least stay
until some of these checks clear. Captain Action Guy, the
King of Late Night TV, adds holy anything for a
buck going and again next time. When we hear the
guy from the Male Impotence Remedy commercial say.
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Captain Action Guy say, and Captain Action Girls say, I'm.
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same married channel.
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Morning.
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Another shot of this comedy thing here.
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Please please stop me from as herd. Don't push your luck.
So I gotta ask, where's your hat? Oh?
Speaker 18 (39:10):
That propeller thing, I don't wear that anymore. That's so nineties.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Someone stole it, didn't they.
Speaker 9 (39:19):
Yeah, I tried some other types of hats. I wore
a cowboy hat they called me the herd nerd. In
like that, I wore one of those big pink flamingo hats.
They called me bird nerd. In like that, I just
finally gave up and wore an old ball cap from
(39:40):
my friend's business. What was the business, Steve Septic Service.
Let me guess they called you turn nerd. Yeah, all right,
Well what have you gotten for us today? Well it's
tax season again. I've got some gigs for some accounting firms,
and I wanted to run.
Speaker 18 (39:58):
These past you guys and see what you think I
will have about it.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Billy's laughing already, Ladies and germs, here's your headliner, Astro Nerd.
Speaker 18 (40:07):
I just go by the nerd.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Now, oh the nerd. Okay, we'll get on with it.
Speaker 18 (40:12):
And join the comedist stallings of the Nerd.
Speaker 11 (40:15):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 18 (40:17):
What a great crowd. So tax time again? Huh Have
you ever noticed I've been waiting to use that.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Have you ever noticed that when you put the words
the and I R s together, it spells theirs?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Coincidence?
Speaker 9 (40:35):
See, that's what they call in the comedy business the
icebreak income taxes. Uncle Sam's version of Truth or Consequences.
Speaker 18 (40:46):
Remember that old show.
Speaker 9 (40:50):
You know, I got a letter from the I R
S saying I committed tax fraud. They must have the
wrong address. I've never paid taxes in my life. My
cat tried to claim his litter box as a deduction. Yeah,
because that's where he does all his business. I really
(41:14):
was expecting a bigger laugh. This guy knows what I'm
talking about. Hey, here's something wild. My church got shut
down by the I R S for displaying false prophets.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Our church is exempted.
Speaker 18 (41:33):
Yeah, I forgot about that. Dang it.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I keep going.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
You know, even my chiropractor. Even my chiropractor got audited it.
They said he owed back taxes.
Speaker 18 (41:49):
The chiropractice.
Speaker 9 (41:53):
Everybody has trouble with the I R S except Spider Man.
All his income is net. I wrote that one just
for you. Willy Sherlock Holmes got auder it too.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Can you believe it? Ask me why? Why?
Speaker 9 (42:12):
Because he had too many deductions old beans. He was
always deucing. You're getting it, but you know there's really
no liars in England. Yeah, comedy's hard man. Hey, this
(42:32):
one's better. Did you hear they crossed an accountant with
a gent. They got a boring seven forty seven because
the countats are kind of boring.
Speaker 18 (42:41):
Yeah, in real life, you know, I wish I was
a skunk.
Speaker 9 (42:46):
They don't pay any taxes. You know why Why because
they only have one cent?
Speaker 6 (42:52):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (42:55):
You know there's another reason you should be a skunk.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
Well, apparently I'm getting the wrap up signal from the
stage manager. Hey, I got a great accountant. Problem is
he's homeless. Yeah, he lives in a tax shelter. Boom boom.
At least he's better than my last accountant. Man, he
was a cannibal.
Speaker 11 (43:21):
He charged an arm and a leg, literally. But you know.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
There's only three types of accountants, those who can count
and those who can't.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
You done?
Speaker 18 (43:36):
I got Let's see another six pages left?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
No you don't, don'kay let's hear it for the nerd.
Speaker 9 (43:43):
Ain't everyone you've been a very taxing crab and thing.
Speaker 18 (43:48):
Hey, any chance of letting me use wordy word nerd?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
That box is here all your favorites from four decades
and which showed ninety nine says he's fifteen for ninety nine.
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I am once play you anywhere.
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Shopping blipbox online at the Bigshow.
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Dot com order Big Show stuff I follow.
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The number is eight hundred and four seven to one
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