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April 18, 2024 41 mins

Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we still have a few copies of Hip Deep in Hip Hop.. - Mr. Haney has a new business plan called High Tech Haney.. - Gary Busey writes another entry into his diary - this time recapping his recent tax audit.. - Doug Rice pulls up to the mic and updates us on the week in NASCAR.. - The Weenie Whacker Song gets a requested play.. - and our agent Murray is pitching some politically correct superhero ideas..

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Cocky cool.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I am making the sound of the rooster to bid
you good morning. This is Marie the French Babe.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You are waking up with John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Gogol up and Adam.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Get up out of that bed and get Adam up
out of the hall. I'm trying to come up with
a funny Adam.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Where Marcia's got anything? Baby? I was Adam, why is
it happened?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Get up and Marty, you know, I think it's.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
At like yeah, yeah, that right. But see I was
trying to be funny. Yeah, and I have to tell
you what I was trying.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, it would go like an Adam with everything consist
of you know, Adams don't split Adam us.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh yeah, I know, I don't work.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Adam West was pretty funny, Batman. Yes, you could get
up and get Adam West all right? And we got
a song about that, you see, all right? Yeah, find
that song, Marci. This is the kind of stuff you
need to be bringing. And then the good I'll keep
you busy, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Look at all the national days here as I look
at my important sheet for April the eighteenth National Lineman
Appreciation Day, Yeah you got that right that day when
the power goes down, we in some spring storm time,
appreciate your Lineman's National Animal Crackers Day.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
We could play some strip animal crackers later. Remember how
we did that?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Whichever one would beat the one in the in the
wild winds.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
It was never that much fun for me.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I would always want to ended up making and afraid.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
National Exercise Day, National High five Day, National Poem in
your Pocket Day. The National Columnists Day honors all newspaper
columness and their contributions to the truth in black and white.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Now where do you find that Tom Sore?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
And some close we got and he's retired, so we'll
get him on Friday for some sports. All right, goods,
So there you go. We got three dates in history
saved up. Get a prize pack and get that winning beginning.
That's always fun. First thing in the morning, Big shows
on the radio. Good morning, Big shows on a radio.
First prize pack this morning, one hundred and twenty dollars.

(03:21):
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up right now and when you sown. Eighteen ninety eight,

(03:41):
on this date, a man named Ronald McDonald won the
second Boston Marathon. And of course, yes, that was years
before McDonald's hamburgers were even invented. So Ronald McDonald wins
the Boston.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know, he must have been hard with him big shoes.
Now he's just running it for everybody else.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Move up to nineteen fifty five, the first walk don't
walk lighted street signals were installed, very good for pedestrians.
Back in fifty five. Ninety four, former President Nixon suffered
a stroke at his home in Park Ridge, New Jersey.
Then he passed away four days later. Wow, they realized

(04:25):
that what it went with ninety four?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
I didn't know that he I don't know was that old.
I didn't know that he I got Yeah, they lived
there long. I thought he passed away About that ninety four?
All right, think about presidents that have passed. Every little
legs up on the categories and one eight hundred big shows.
You told free line, come on, we'll play out birds next.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Good morning, it's a big show.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
On the radio for your Thursday Abriy eighteen and today's
featured track from The Big Show bid Box.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
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Speaker 3 (05:20):
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Speaker 2 (05:40):
Com and right now, let's get the way.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Upburst. Let's play upbursto.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's the game that anyone can be John Boy Billy
to give the prizes from the Big Prize Ber.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Let's go can just the number one. This should really
be a lot of fun. You're playing opers, have on,
urry up and.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Gust time you love the best time you love a
big shots.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Let's say, hey Scott from sins Firing North.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
King, we shot that Scott.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Good morning Scott, Good morning God, Hey doing.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Here y'are doing?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Good?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Body? Welcome in here?

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Oh th sir?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
We all go alright here?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
That up?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Scott coming in hot stays fair?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I got you yea a r body will Let's get
you do these three categories get you one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bulls, not cleaning products. Keep your
eye on the prize, and in five seconds, give us
three fast food mascots ready to go.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Ronald McDonald, Wendy and the Pizza run.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
God, give us three places you walk. We'll take your
word for it.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Ready go uh.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Sidewalk the mall and all over somebody.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
And for the wind in your own special way. It
looks like, ooh, I don't know how you have fun with.
There's three dead presidents ready to.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Go, Ricardnition, Kennedy and Reagan.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
A right, what are you going? Went right?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Bullsnot prossback hid on sneed's very for Scott.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
Thank you, Johnny.

Speaker 10 (07:43):
I'll give a quick shut out.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
You go ahead, all right, everybody over lord lies seeing
about it all two hours put out.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Don't mean late God worright we jump out?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Can't you up on your new women new early Thursday
time capsule, y'all think about you up.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Let's get alive.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Liberty flu I'm old and I hate poky man gal.
In my day, we didn't have no time wasting brain
rotten fantasy chasing moron, fascinating, nerd arousing, loser delighting, technological
turd squirt nonsense. If we had a mind to wander

(09:18):
around capturing ugly little misshapen deformed freaks with stupid names,
we didn't need a celliphone. We did it the easy way.
We went to a family reunion. Oh, it's finally here.
The glorious age of stupidity is upon us. Instead of
creating important stuff like flying cars and women who don't talk,

(09:46):
these geniuses had to use their college educated brains to
make Pokemon go.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
They should have made.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Worky mon go, where those fat, pasty faced losers finally
crawled out of their pair. It's root seller to walk
around looking for a damn job and ward off type
two diabetes at the same time I'm looking for peak
at you. You should look in the mirror and take

(10:14):
a peek at you, being a worthless second crack. Can
you believe it? Grown men risking life and limb to
go hunting critters that you can't even.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Eat once you catch them.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Huge herds of morons trampling each other to catch a
fat yellow monkey cat on that damn phone. Wish they'd
put the most important Pokemon someplace where it would do
some good, like about ten feet off of the edge
of a cliff, Pokemon Go Bah, more like Pokemon Go

(10:49):
screw yourself. In my day, the only Pokemon you got
was when your cell mate was a Jamaican guy. No,
we used to play real games that didn't cost us
nothing but our human dignity, games like What's your mom Way?

(11:13):
And Swallow the Road, Apple Booker, Stacking and fotting in
the oatmeal, and is your sister fourteen Yet? But no
game was more popular and more dangerous than Paint your
Ass Red and Moon the Bull. It all started one
day when Rusty Pus Muttons set in a red paint

(11:36):
while he was painting the bond. Why he was doing
it naked is still a mystery, but there he was,
buck naked with a big red hind in. He was
walking down to the swimming hole to wash it off
when Old Percy the Bull seed him. Percy was half
crazy with cow siphless, and it didn't help that one

(11:57):
of his horns had curled around and slowly grown into
the side of his head and threw his brain. And
when he saw Rusty's red butt, he popped a spring.
Rusty was pretty agile and managed to keep from getting skewed.
But before long we were all doing it. But we
were slow and stupid, because we've been in bread for generations,

(12:18):
and Percy gord us and stacked us like cordwood, stringing
our guts like hillbilly bungee cords, and kicking our empty
stupid grin and skulls around the field like a cousin
loving soccer ball. Whoopedi, ding dang doodle poodle, Look at me,
I'm an ignorant hillbilly taught in a mentally challenged bull
with vedie to use my butt for target practice, slinging

(12:41):
us around by our guts like a Filipino yo yo master. Whoopee,
I'm a human shish kebob all hailed Charles Darwin, and
we liked it. We loved it. The closest thing we
had the pokey Man was when crazy old brewster mctin

(13:01):
nipple caught a leprechaun copping a squat behind old Lady
Friedaman's bond. The little fella's name was Finnegan. Oh shut
your hold, and he was a pistol. Oh Tinny let
him around on a leash looking for his pot of gold.
We all told him he was full of the hooy,
that it was just a knobby little munchkin with Lucille

(13:23):
Ball's hand, but he swore to all that was holy
that it was a leprechaun, And sure enough, two days
later that little gooma took him straight to that pot
of gold. And once Titty had the gold, he didn't
need Finnegan no more and turned him loose. But it
seemed Finnegan wasn't too keen about giving his golden nest
egg to some half within hay seed, and took after

(13:45):
him with a shelley. Tinny picked up an axe and
cleaved that little redheaded maniac, cleaning too, but those two
halves turned into two leprechauns. Tinny kept chopping and the
leprechauns kept him multiplying hit. He was outnumbered, and before
long they tore him to pieces total totally toulin. As

(14:05):
they did it, fearing retribution for their massacre. Three hundred
bloodthirsty leprechauns roared the countryside, rendering us all limb from limb,
feasting on our entrails and our bloodlines when extinct, and
all that was left of us to be remembered were
tightly coiled piles of leprechaun duty. Yahoo, Wow, you hoo, howdy,

(14:27):
look at me. I'm a gold crazy leprechaun murder and
knit wit, setting up everyone to be a sord off
cannibal buffet, going to my eternal reward through the colon
of a mythological midget laid to rest next to a
pile of poodle poop glory, hallelujah, What a wonderful world
A buffalo flopping? I hate POKEMONO John Boy and Dilly.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
All right, can you give a shout out?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Hey up buddy, that's my favorite of all time.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning, got a big

(15:34):
show on the radio.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Un let's say we get hot on the phone over
temptation trailer man.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Hello, Okay, this's hoint.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
All my life on the fight about it all right now?
John Morremeller here, Wright Sayer, you better hurry, no driving,
nose picking knuckles dragon, Self actualizing.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Berm self actualizing.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
That means fully living up to one potential. Oh the
New Reader's digest come yesterday. I was just sitting here
on the commode, increasing my word.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Part things with a visual So what's new over a
temptation trailer?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, old Deverish nephew Dumas has been flopping here for
about a week now.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Think I ever heard you talk about Dumas before.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh, he's the baby of the family, so of course
he knows. Ever dead gum fan got tired of fighting
with his mom and daddy, so he packed his clothes,
bought him a bus ticket, let out on the road
to Mature.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well how's it going so far?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Nah too? Yeah, yesterday morning, he says, got a little
money saved up, He's going out to buy him a car.
Come sputtering into the body shop about lunch time, driving
this nasty old sixty five Volkswagen bug, worst hunk of
junk you ever seen in your life? He says, you
like it? This my new car? I said, well, how
about moving it? It's leaking oil all over the parking lot.

(16:51):
W'd you get that thing anyway? Thomas says from his failler,
Rufus McGee only give him a hundred dollars for it?
I said, will you still got jip? See Ruf's McGee.
He's one of him. Shade Tree Feller sells cars out
of his front yard, the type. Remember Andy Griffith show
where Barney bought that junkie car from old Missus Leash,
of course I do. Yeah, Well, Rufus sells the one

(17:13):
missus lesh turns down. Anyways, I said, boy, take that
piece of crab back over her and make him give
you your money back. He says, well, wait a minute,
I know it don't look like mushman. I got it,
said cheap. I got some money left over. Figured you
and Devort could fix it up for me. I says, son,
that car ain't worth doing nothing too, and I take
it back. I was giving him something what you call

(17:34):
tough love. I says, debort. You follow him over in
the truck and give him a ride back over here.
So the two of them drove off, and I picked
up the phone. Called Old Rufus, I says, mister McGhee. This,
here's John d Rayford with the Walt Disney Company. We're
fixing to do us a remake of Herbie the Love Bug,
and we're looking for a Volkswagen Bug nineteen sixty five model.

(17:57):
Don't matter what shape it's in. We're gonna fix it up.
Get give you three hundred dollars for it. Old Ruf says, man,
I wish you'd call me a half hour ago. I
had just the one you looking for. I just sold it.
I says, well, let me give you my phone number.
If you run up on the more, I'm gonna give
me a call. I figured when Duma showed up Old
Rufus about the old car back fashion. You can pull

(18:17):
out a greasy string out of cats.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
But that's good thinking. Did you get that one out
of readers digest too? No, that one is original congratulation.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
So what happened, Well, about a half hour later they
come back to the body shop, both of them just
smiling to beat the band. I says, well, how to go?
And them says, pre dang good. I just went in
there and told old mister Rufus McGee. I wasn't satisfied.
He says, whill then all bright back from you. I said, see,
I told you all you got to do is show
a little backbone. Folks respect that just Endeavored says, well, wait,

(18:48):
here's the part where it gets good. I walked up
and says, you think you can sell it?

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
And Ruf says, yeah, I got a fella wants to
buy that very car. Devor says, well, hold on there, min,
he ain't finished the deal here yet. How much is
this fellow gonna give you? He says three hundred dollars,
and I says, well, maybe we are to get a
little piece of that money too, you know. Rufe says, well,
I tell you what I give you back you hundred dollars,

(19:14):
You give me the car, and when I sell it,
we'll split the other two hundred right down the middle.
I says, you got a deal. So back then, I
turns the doomis and says, so you got your money,
and Debor says, hey, we don't even better than that.
I give old Rufus back one hundred dollars. He give
me the feller's phone number.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Bird strikes again.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
If done was gasoline, you wouldn't want to smoke around.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
Here, you know. Hey, listen, I gonna run here me.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
In the CarMax Twins suspects them go to work. You
gonna see Goober later on? Yeah, well you tell him,
I said, uh huh, hell know what you mean? Y'all
came straight upfire.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
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Speaker 8 (20:02):
One show, two men, seventeen jokes John boy and Billy,
The Big Show.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's the Big Show, The Big Show. I tell you
the Big Show. Good Morning. That's a big show on

(20:48):
the radio. Ah here, that's messing around it is?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
So? Where was it?

Speaker 9 (20:54):
Was it yesterday?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
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Don't bet Beyonce went country? She ain't got nothing on
our Cindy Balgan from Knee Deep in Bluegrass, one of
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Speaker 4 (22:08):
That's right. I was dropping it to the floor before
she was.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
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the Queen of bluegrass, the fairy godmother of the fiddle,
the Southern bell of the banjo.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
And a legend in an Acon.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Right, a legend and an icon. She's Cindy Balcom.

Speaker 10 (22:27):
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Speaker 2 (22:29):
For thirty years, Cindy has dedicated her life to keeping
bluegrass music in the country's mainstream, both with her nationally
syndicated radio show Knee Deep in Bluegrass.

Speaker 10 (22:39):
And on stage with her husband, Terry Balcom, who's also
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Speaker 10 (23:05):
My milkshit brings all the boys to the yard and
they're like, it's better than yours. Damn ride it is
better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have
to charge.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
The first Lady of bluegrass is getting jiggy with it,
and it's light.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
When the pimps in the crib mall drop it like
it's hot, Drop it like it's hot, Drop it like
it's hot, and the pigs try to get it. You
mark it like a TK, mark it like it's hok.
Prk it like it's hot.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pull skeezer, run tell that.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
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Speaker 10 (23:41):
Let's talk about you, and then let's talk about all
the good things and the bad things that will be.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Let's talk about snick.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
She's bearing her musical soul in a whole new way.
Oh all right, you'll find out things about Cindy Buckam
then you never knew.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
For example, I like big books.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I'm can you other brothers ken't in that.

Speaker 10 (24:06):
When a girl walks in with a anybody waste and
a round thing in your face, you get.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Sprung as gold as ice.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
If there's a.

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mom Dja revolves it. Ass ass baby v miiller ass
ass Baby, the miiller ass ass Baby van niller as.

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A Yes, Cindy Welcome isn't just setting the trends, She's
setting the mood for romance.

Speaker 10 (24:42):
Oh me so horny, Oh oh me so harny, Oh
me so harny. We love you long time, so harny,
so so harny, oh me so harny, me love you
long time?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
What up my nizzles. This is Cindy b to the aucum,
getting up in your grill.

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It's time to get your freak on and start mocking
boots to the fresh tracks. I've laid down. Stop lamping
and start amping, Homie. Time to make some kill a
scrilla you heard and remember. Can't touch the is, you
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Speaker 2 (25:23):
No, Cindy balcom is hip deep in hip hop. Can't
you tach you available?

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Now?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
One Big Show Records.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Oh shizzle, I love talking like this word.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Let's play John Boy Jeffardy goll on Lord Tiger's Prize
Pact review yesterday's questions say it was just one of them.
We said when talking with someone in Germany is considered
extremely impolite to do this with one hand in your pocket.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It's shake hands. Just let them see that other hand.
You'll be all right. One at a time.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
It pleas today's John Boy Jeopardy basic rule of thumb.
For a baseball game, you'll need an average of eight
of these for every ten fans in attendance.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Oh yeah, who are the beer police?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Beer?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
You ain't doing it right? One ain't underd Big Show
you told free line.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
We played John boyd Jeopardy next Good Thursday morning, and

(26:54):
there's a Big Show on the radio Today is featured
track from The Big Show bit Box, brought to you
by Shlan Motor Speedway Home and a Coke Colon six hundred. Sunday,
May twenty six, Our agent Murray with diversity superhero pitches.
He's always thinking search for keywords diversity when he hit

(27:14):
the pit box at the Big Show dot com and
don't get to a register of a John Boys wonderful
thing one hundred.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Checking out right there and now let's play Yes live
across America. It's John boyd Jeopardy Dad, and now a
man who.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
In his youth wondered why the ball used by his
little league team kept getting bigger and bigger.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Then it hit him. He's John Doyle.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
There you let's say hey to Randy at a Mezza, Nunton, Virginia.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Good morning, Randy, Good morning, can boy.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Hello there, rage got the first shot at the John
Boyjepardy this morning. We're talking about a basic rule of thumb.
For a baseball game. You'll need an average of eight
of these for every ten fans in attendance.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
What you're thinking, Randy.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
I'm thinking it's a hot dog.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
You're thinking it's a hot dog. You're thinking right, hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
What's wrong with them?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Other?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Two people? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
You word, Randy, you got the Lord Tiger's Prize pack,
head up, dog mess or nothing for you?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I think ZACKI did a good job of spelling it.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, great, thank you, joying boy.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
It's their home state. You know you welcome, my boy.
You hang on, Randy. Why a many hours, Tommy, you'll need.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Right on the other side. High tech hate you've got,
mister handy another shot at making a dollar to day.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Well, good Thursday morning. That's a big show on the radio.

(29:41):
Got to enter into the diary of Gary Busey coming
up about twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Might be bad news, Amusic. You're getting the audit right
that right here out of the tack, Dave. But we
can have fun with it right now. Let's get this call.
Good morning in big show.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
Well, good morning there, big fellers.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Lording mister Haney, long time, don't talk to us?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Went up too lately?

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Sure? What's up?

Speaker 7 (30:25):
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(30:50):
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Speaker 3 (33:55):
Good morning, Big Show is on a radio twenty minutes
away from own with dog Rice taking his victory lap
this year before he hangs up the microphone for the
Performance Racing Network.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Our good friend Doug rides up in minutes.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Right now, it's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Well diary has going through
my fan mail. Heither pretty usual stuff, Buddy Holly fans,
celebrity apprentice haters and lots of flyers from Dennis, and

(34:45):
tucked in amongst the loud was a notification that I
had won an autie hot diggity danged off. So I
strolled on down to the local dealership and the manager
just playing horse laughing. Turns out I misread it was
an audit, so it was off to the IRS office

(35:07):
to find out what this was all about. I sat
in the waiting room there reading Highlights magazine. Then here
COEs this lousey, busty house frowl with a why no
no rider thing going on. Wow, she was my kind.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Of gal, red hair, big hooters and a job.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Ya.

Speaker 9 (35:34):
Come to find out, Uncle Sam had to be in
his bonnet over some of my deductions. Well law died
ull me and Whyona had to get to the bottom
of this so I could get to the bottom of
why Nona?

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Yeah, ya ya ya ya it'll.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
Being a star means lots of expenses, not just taking
agents to lunch and valet parking over to Ripley's.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Believe it or not.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
A particular bone of contention is my extensive glass eye collection.
I got a bunch, you know, diary. Having one good
paper is a paint in the brisk you gotta have
a glass googly for every occasion. Right out of the gate.
You gotta have a bloodshot. That's for when you spend

(36:21):
the wee hours of the morning doing the SACKI shots
down at Sushi Smooshy with a busload of Japanese frisbee
champions and you just have to be doing your close
ups for attack of the full figure gals the next morning.
In the movie biz, that's called continuity. Bingo's Ingo learnal
Lingo Bringo. I got a glass eye of the flag.

(36:45):
It for Fourth of July Flag Day, Veteran's Day. You
get the idea. Why not a put up with us
for sure? But when I did the old I'll keep
an eye out for you gags. She let it slie
Ucy charm one I R S Zero Entertainment was another
big sniffer for little miss whine Nosey. Yes, she thinks

(37:09):
going to the Magic Castle with Dennis Rodman and some
little pie faced Korean rascal about networking. I guess three
thousand dollars worth of paidball gear and a personal invite
from mister Bruce Jenner himself as a mandatory to survival
in the Hollywood Fast Lane at least I think it
was Bruce Jenner. It might have been Joan Rivers. Whoever

(37:34):
it was, their face didn't move and they are a
crack shot. Went on like that all day, Diary. I
got to keep most of my deductions. On the way out,
she sent me to your supervisor for final approval. A
little pinch face pencil pushing peckerwood. He started demanding that
I bring in all my records so he could go

(37:54):
over everything himself. I said, you know something, slim, I'm
sorry about that. It was all on my computer and
danged if it didn't crash just before I come down here.
Seven years of records all gone. What the hell was
he going to say? That kind of thing never happens.
Timing is everything. So I'm still getting a refund, which

(38:18):
I shall use that windfall to wine and dine the
fair wine. If I get her liquored up enough, maybe
she'll change her name to White.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yes, let's go canoodle.

Speaker 9 (38:33):
Hell yeah, well, Darry, I got a scoot Until next time.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
X is the O's Gary.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Hey, this is Stephan Curry, Jackie's nephew. Can you listen
to the Big Show with John Blayney.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Good morning, It's a big show on a radio you
Thursday morning, April the eighteenth. I don't realize it was
on this date in seventeen seventy five that Paul Revere
made his famous midnight ride.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Y'all wonder about that.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
He started about ten pm Eastern time. You notice that
it's all the light in the steep well, putting that
up in case of British was coming. So it was
it was definitely dark up here. Uh So what he
did was set out on horseback. Andy Griffiths said his
horse was named Nelly. I don't know if it's the
truth or not. It wasn't even his horse, is that right?

(40:17):
So he borrowed a horse, he.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Rented it and then build build the folks for it
at the end.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, So he he rented it and then he got money.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
He got reimbursed for it.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
And because he was he was doing good with the horse,
and he well good.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Uh well.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
The thing that caught my eye about this there were
two other guys riding with him as well, but Paul
gets all the credit. William Dawes and Samuel Prescott. Never
heard of Samuel Prescott's name before. If y'all heard that Prescott,
well contact William Dawes Samuel Prescott. Together the three men

(40:53):
rode from Boston to Concord, New Hampshire. Boston to Concord,
New Hampshire. Okay, warned the citizens. So that's a pretty
good little ride, I guess here, Yeah, wasn't it so
a good deal? So I guess he just really got
auto credit because he rented the horse and was his name.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
He did the paperwork, that's right, spearheaded everything.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Anyway, Well, good job Paul, William and Samuel on this
date in seventeen seventy five.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Right at your got back.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I wish Scott Engrave was here so we could get
on the movement about how he whooped him sane. Now
there's another sentence no one has ever said before. I
know that. There, go Doug Rise in minutes. Make sure
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