April 18, 2024 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we still have a few copies of Hip Deep in Hip Hop.. - Mr. Haney has a new business plan called High Tech Haney.. - Gary Busey writes another entry into his diary - this time recapping his recent tax audit.. - Doug Rice pulls up to the mic and updates us on the week in NASCAR.. - The Weenie Whacker Song gets a requested play.. - and our agent Murray is pitching some politically correct superhero ideas..
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Find out all about him and we'll play for it
ten minutes. Right now, on track with Doug Rice, Mister
Ri's taking his victory lap after thirty I never can
remember how many years exactly it is, Doug, you've been
behind that pr in Mike.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's been thirty six years this year, thirty six years.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Strange trip man, awesome body. I'm glad we got to
enjoy you one more year. But let's not say we're
not gonna talk anymore, because you know, Hanson thought he
was retiring and we're still getting him off the couch.
All right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
He may follow his.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Lead, all right, buddy, Well, Chase Elliott, Finally it's his
victory that you were looking for.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, it'd been a while since you know Chase broke
his leg last season, he was suspended for a race.
They really had a miserable bottom out year, but this
year they've raced more consistently. He finally gets a win.
Some of it was strategy. That Texas race was really interesting.
Sixteen yellow flags, really hard to pass, but still was
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very interesting because teams would do different strategies to.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Get toward the front.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And at the end on the restart, Chase got a
great jump on Ross Chastang. Chastang crashes behind him. But
it was the very last lap. It was the white
flag lap, and if you're the leader and another flag
comes out during that lap, you win.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So Chase Elliott earned it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A little bit of strategy, pretty good race car, gets
a w locks himself into the playoffs and makes a
lot of race fans happy in the process.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And I'm thinking probably NASCAR because he is.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Very popular and that energizes the fan base that frankly
the last couple of years hasn't had much.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
To yell about.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's something. And you were right there in Texas calling
the race. Why did the twenty four car hit chest? Name?
Was that an accident?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't, yes, it was there there was nothing to
be gained there, right, and they're back there battling. And
then one of the odd things that happened after the
race for me was NASCAR changed the scoring lineup. When
we left the air that Sunday we announced that William
Byron finished second, Keslawski third. NASCAR, to their credit, went
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back checked all the videos and saw where they were
running next to each other on when the instance the
yellow light came on and Keslaski had a little bit
of an edge. And if you're that team, you need
every point you can get because you haven't won yet.
You want to make sure that you know that could
be the difference in making the playoffs and not.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't think it will be. I think that team
will make it.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
But that's a that's a big win for so the
top ten in Texas where we got it now Chase Elliott,
Brad Keslowski, William Byron, Tyler Reddick, Daniel Sworez, fifth place run,
Chase Briscoe, Bubba Wallace, Austin, Dillon, Kyle Busch, and Carson Hawkville.
I got a practice.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Hosts of ar thank you Carsonite.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Where did Carson come from?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Doug Carson's rased the truck series. He's very competitive there.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He's been all over the place, a real young looking guy.
If you looked at him, you go, where's your book back?
But good driver has has won in other series, and
he is with a team that's not all that well
funded Inspired Motorsports, and is really running well.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And for that team to get.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
A top ten finish with Carson Hostvar behind the wheel,
that's a big day for them.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's almost like a win.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And Doug just looking at the top ten because we've
been talking about the absence of Fords taking checkered flags
here because Lawski number two in the Ford, you said
this might be the time of Ford would get it right.
And then Chase Briscoe drives a forward. He was sixth place,
So that's only two in the top ten.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, and none of the other Fords really flashed. Blainey
had problems, so did Joey Logano. They never were a
threat to win. Now this weekend when we segue over
to Talladega, see what I did.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
There, Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Years pragnant, Yeah, this could be the weekend that the
Fords get to the front. It seems like the Ford
teams work better together. Maybe that's just my imagination I'm
projecting here than the Toyota teams and the Chevy teams.
It just feels like they have a little more symmetry together.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So we could push a.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Penske Ford or maybe one of the rash Finnway Keslowski Ford.
So who knows, possibly even one of the Stuart hos
Fords might wind up. I'm leaving out Michael McDonald. He's
really good on these big tracks. So I think this
weekend we go to Talladega Superspeedway. If you're a fan
of the Blue Oval, you.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Might have a reason to get excited.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
All right, So we got that done. But what stands
out to you, Doug? The first nine races.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That Hendrick Motorsports and Joe Gibbs Racing rule the roost
right now, Hendrick has won five races, with Chase winning
down at Texas. Joe Gibbs has won three, and only
one other race has been won by a team John Boy,
that is not Hendrick and Gibbs, and that was Daniel
Suarez winning at Atlanta Motor Speedways. So if you're a
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member of Hendrick Motorsports or Joe Gibbs Racing, you gotta
feel pretty good about your chances.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Everybody else is playing catch up right now.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Eight of the first nine races, Hendrick and Gibbs, there
you go.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And that's a trend.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's not happenstance when you're that dominant, that's a trend.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And then maybe the Fords and Tyladega one of these
wild car races this weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I think that's where they got to show.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, buddy, good stuff, Doug, Thank you so much, man.
You enjoy your weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Appreciate you, John boy, talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
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Okay, Now, what's it counts that I'm blonde?
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I watch it.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Dad.
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Let's start with a true or false question.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
All right, I'm getting it right.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I had fifty to fifty here.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It was the early nineteen hundreds. The United States Senate
passed a resolution which required the Senate dining room to
serve bean soup every day.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Well, now we know where all that hot air comes from.
So it's the Senate and they're voting on soup. I'm
gonna say it's true.
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Say it is true. Cat, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
I disagree?
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Disagree? If it's so stupid with a Senate dater, figure
that out. They used to vote on all kinds of
stupid bean soup every day. I believe you boys will
had none. All right, all right, Cat, we need to
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According to the Family Circle website, to be safe, the
best place to keep this is in a plastic bag
in the bottom of an empty cereal box and then
cover it over with cereal. What is it.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Your hopes and dreams?
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Cat?
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Your emergency cash?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
All right? Cat, Tata says, emergency cash in the bottom
of that cereal box. Agree or disagree?
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We going to agree with her.
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the incorrect answer. No jewelry, keep your jewelry down in
the in this aerial box.
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I have better places to keep my jewelry.
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Where smuggling stories.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
For letting them know where we hide our jewelry?
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But we appreciate you playing with us today.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well, thank you and thanks for having me and cater
you're you're all right, you must be blonder than me.
It's pressure. I had it done.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Why the many hour on top of your news? Like, yeah,
we had a frive pounds of microphones in the race
car back and tell y'all getting made fun of me
on the other side. Good morning, let's mixture on the radio.
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I'll ride about racing for Doug. Wonderful memories we had,
go back. I found this in the middle of some
of my wonderful things. Remember that Australian came in in
that were looking for new talent NASCAR. Of course, with
my connections, got the chance to get into see see
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what I could do.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Right.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Unfortunately it went a little like this down Thank you ready,
guys here good.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And I laugh.
Speaker 11 (12:37):
All right, you're doing mine.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Don't make your baby.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
I'll give you a prickly ain't you.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's all right?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
That's not flack Money's punch at Why about.
Speaker 12 (13:01):
You telling me quit.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Such re freitch?
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Where does guy say I lunched the bed crow, tell
the stuff the basit me?
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Why am I gotta take.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Hold here?
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Why the guard the war?
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Don't tell you I was afraid?
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The bugging.
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Much my boxes? I mus here on my left the
day on.
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You got on my one complete lamp before you can
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Before you.
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A good look at mama Yo, tele come pick us.
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Up, Yo, what's up? Welcome to x hike the plate
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Trimp you hurt me. Didy dig this ded ike.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
After a whole year of wedded bliss, things that started
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Speaker 13 (15:13):
The main problem is that's hardly know mab whooping.
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She thinks plastic surgery would make things better with our relationshrimp.
She had some work done before with her last husband,
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to ike because you obliviously got no idea about what
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to upfit her little whole boat with some brand new
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Now you said, ike, ain't no way, my old lady.
Whatever do me like that?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
We in love?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Mm hmm, Well, letting remind you that she was in
love with her last husband too, And who's been swinging
on that playground?
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He billt A, that's right, you sucker, So think about it.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
She's gonna show her great flications by taking the house,
the car, the boobies, and the booty and leave you
standing there holding your vienias and blow torture and saying,
what happens? The beating factor to your investment is going
to be the next jackass you come along.
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So, uh, how does you prevent this from happening?
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Well, the bad news is you can't, my brother, but
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See now now, now, now, now, smart man's.
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Get what you call a prenupticilar agreement to protect all
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If you getting a vibe that miss nipping Tuck might
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even if she's using it.
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I mean, ain't no sense in given high everything best way.
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If she kicks you out first, she got to give
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Hey, you guys remember the nineties and.
Speaker 13 (21:37):
You remember the song You remember us talking.
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About John Wayne bobbitts Oh yeah, I wrote a song
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Is, but what that might affect other parts of your
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She also blames well, that's according to the Sun. So
those are citing them, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Moving on.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Hannah Guteras Reid, the armor on the set of Rust,
was sentenced in her criminal case. She's going to prison
for a little while. The jury found her guilty over
the fatal shooting of Helena Hutchins. She was convicted of
manslaughter for her role in the death and received a
sentence of eighteen months. She will go to a woman's
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correctional facility in the state of New Mexico. According to TMZ,
does that mean Baldwin is like off the hook?
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No, No, he has a separate, completely different judge and jury.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
And different charge. All right, colt Ford, we were just
talking about him. He suffered a heart attack, oh wow,
this past week and he according to TMZ, he's uh,
he's out of the woods, but he won't be well
enough to hit the stage anytime soon. So he is recovering.
But they have canceled the rest of his touring dates
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this year.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So still in the hospital and yeah, when he feels better,
he's still in the.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Hospital dealing with that. Morgan Wallen was also in the
news for chucking the chair over the off the roof
and went six stories in his ex fiance. It took
to the tabloids on social media to say, hey, time.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
We have an ex fiance.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Well, you know, the taboys are reporting that he was
upset because he found out that she got married, and
that was an outburst and she was like and so
she went to social media and said, yeah, keep my
name out of it. All right, we broke up, we
do have a child, I'm with this other guy had
nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Keep my name out. She goes on social media to say,
keep my name up.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
Well, you have to fight back. I guess when it's
it's it's reported on the Boy Billy Show. So by
that point she's like, well, it made it there, so mean,
just clear that up, right, am I right? And a
lot of people have been asking will President Joe Biden
and former President Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Do a debate?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
And so found out through CBS News that twelve news
organizations are pleading for them to do a debate.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yes, please do it with knives. Trump's even got zas anywhere,
any place.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Apparently one of his last stops, he set it up.
He set up a second podium on stage with him
with the sign saying anytime, anywhere, bring it, bring it. Well.
Biden has said he's willing to debate Trump. So stay tuned.
Check your schedules, checked, all your check all your news
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outlets because it might be coming, y'all.
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Will you see it's baby? Thank you very much. Well,
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I had everybody's head.
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I bout the bad look the wordy word and the
worthy word. Got a couple of Sandlers going at it
to sister stayed down South Carolina affectionately, that's what we
go away. William from Gaffney in South Carolina. Good morning William,
Good morning John doing awesome man. And we got Kim
(26:50):
from Summerville, South Carolina. Good morning Kim.
Speaker 14 (26:59):
All right, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Welcome you all. Kim and Tater make up one team
and a good and add it'll be a lot of fun.
And William, miss me and you boys again the girls.
See if we can win this.
Speaker 15 (27:15):
We got this right right, Well, let's get it.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Make it easy, ones, make it easy.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
See what we got tons of tablets.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yes, there's a big chance, Kim, So you relax me
and William for the first thirty seconds. All right, William,
are you ready?
Speaker 13 (27:34):
I hope, sir.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Okay, let's see starting to clock now. Okay, I'm one.
If your kid has a kid, you are a what okay, grandpa? Yeah,
that's it. Oh did you say it right? Okay, we
got guys. Okay. Oh, you buy something and you don't
like it, then you blanket say yes. All right. This
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is where the guy puts letters in at your driveway.
Letters in your driveway.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I can't say the man that puts him in there
because that's half the word. What is it gonna be? Rough?
Speaker 4 (28:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I just won't hit there's all right. Well let's see
that's the two on the board too. So Kim and
Tater see what you all got for around one? You ready,
Kim picking up all that lives?
Speaker 7 (28:37):
You put the letters in this and raise the flag
at your house. At your house. It's out front, yes, ma'am,
all right, Hey, this is the Yeah, this is the store.
It's not Walmart. It's got the it's got the bull's eye.
What is it the store?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Uh, you don't rent. You blank your house, it's yours.
Speaker 13 (28:58):
H rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
You might go the bank, can ask for money, you
ask for a yes, rhymes with it. I'm well blanked.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
People know me. She was doing rod berghen there, she said,
non but no, so are you taking.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
That away from her?
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Good?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
All right, so we got we got one sitting here, William.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Tell our strategy.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
That's what Taylor was showing. The old Facebook people talk
about how they're yelling at their radio during wording words.
Imagine yelling mailbox. Right, she said no, she said, that's right,
all right, all right, this round one, round one in
the books. So William leeds uh no trails we trailed
(29:53):
by one? Kimberly four William three, Okay, we got no
all right, William, here we go for around to all right,
start the clock. Now my shirt is wrinkled. Please blanket, yes,
all right. Oh I don't like to blank, but I'm
pretty cool. Also fork what in North Carolina? When you
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when you on your grandkid, you will talk how great
he is? You're what doing? What about him? Blanking him?
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yes, all right, rhymes with it? Give me an old
oily blank? Yes, all right, rhymes with it.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
You're it?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Alright? Three only three of six for William, him and Taylor.
You will tie. I might go ahead and retire. Oh
so commentator two of time three will win?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Ready, all right, you might put this is on the
back of your t shirt. You might rip it out blank.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
You're it.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
It's a game. Yes, rhymes with it. This means like
like you went to the prom and you didn't have
a date. You went this way, you went uh huh.
An iPad is also called this uh you're right on
them iPad. You know, a grocery list is written on
a what paper. Yeah, Moses had two of these.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
There you go, Johnny finally putting himself out of his own.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Down.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I know the way you were on over there was
gonna job.
Speaker 14 (31:50):
I got it in there, will bracking up to wear him, Jackie,
get William to play again.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
That's as soon as possible.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Wait, we're gonna let you play again, buddy. We appreciate
you with a good sport man.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
We played him like a fiddle. Kim, don't worry about.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Girls, Kim and your prize back down someerville. We appreciate you, baby,
Thank you time collar.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
The first time was way back in two thousand Wars.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Wow, how about that? Staking Wethers?
Speaker 15 (32:39):
All right, my hold on, rest y'all do your job.
How I was sitting expression It was.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
A mix ofan and small tablet.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Tablet right your grocery, Lena, Moses, Well that was fun.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Hat just learned you don't have to win to have
some fun of this game. Oh wow, don't worry. I'll
forget it about tomorrow's round. Moving on here, I bit
request this morning. We got Mandy Carlisle out of Macon, Georgia, saying,
heard you guys talking about Bobbitt and Tay Entertainment. How
about that Weenie Wacker song. Hello, well yeah, y'all, y'all women,
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that's another song, y'all love it all right? Man, you
got it coming up next. Good morning, it's big showing
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the radio bit request time. This morning, Mandy Carlyle out
I'm making Georgia was talking about the bobbing story on
Taylor Tainment News. You had a little song went along
with it. Here it is.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Everybody kind of know the words, what little bit of words?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I reckon?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
All right, single ladies and gentlemen. I don't sing in
any key. I just you just jump in there and
hang on. As Briscoe Darling.
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It's it's going like queen like Queen like.
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Queen.
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He was going.
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Grabs her not.
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Speaker 5 (35:56):
Queen away queen going.
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Out the window, the Nissan window.
Speaker 13 (36:13):
She threw his shovel cock.
Speaker 16 (36:17):
Then the cops came and found the unit and outlined
in mich.
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That looks like a job for Tracy.
Speaker 16 (36:38):
In the cooler, the flaming cooler. They packed it up
real time. The doctor patched it and then reattached it.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Which still don't for a quiet.
Speaker 12 (36:50):
Rocking In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, the bobbage leaps
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to the.
Speaker 16 (37:13):
In the kitchen, the downstairs kitchen, Lorena grounds or.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Not, We're going going away.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
The Wiener's got good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. Today's featured track
for the Big Show bed Box gotta have a good
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Well? Let me, I'm fifty years old, never married, absolutely
no prospects.
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I'd say I'm gonna.
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Die along like some crazy chat.
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But I'm also allergic to cats.
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In other words, how do you think it's going?
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Please?
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John Boy and Billy?
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Yes again, they don't give me that look.
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You're the one who keeps them a roster.
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Oh please give me that video.
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Jump meaning right, Murray, what's shaking, Buddy?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
What's shaken? Well, Potsy from Happy Days. I'm working on
some new concepts to pitch to ABC slash Disney slash Marvel.
My nephew, Sherman's got a connection in LA that's trying
to get us a meeting.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Sherman knows somebody of Disney.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Have you ever heard of Robert Downey?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
He knows Robert Downey Junior?
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Well no, but he knows Pediatris monochm Hertzog. Downy got
a bad case of Tonio fungus on the set of Avengers.
Age of Ultronically is back. Let's just say doctor Hertzog
is his favorite superheroes.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
So you're gonna pitch TV shows Still guid affects Robert Downey's.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Feet, who will then put a bug in Downy's ear
to meet with us. See this is how deals get
done in Hollywood. Day did you know, the original Fast
and Furious got made when a chatty gastro enterrologist pitched
it to Vin Diesel while he was still groggy after
a colonoxopy.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
True story.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
So what kind of ideas have you got?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Well, we think there's a vast untapped demand for diversity
in the superhero movie slash TV market, So we're pitching
some Marvel TV shows featuring superheroes who are members of
various minority demographics.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Such as we have Blackish Panther.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
By day, he's an upwardly mobile VP in a Los
Angeles advertising agency, and then by night he battles the
benign stereotypes that white liberals have about people of color.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
As Blackish Panthers exactly up.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Next, the Asian demographic woefully underrepresented on TV, so we
have an exciting new concept called Asians of Shield. They
battle the forces of evil from a secret complex in
the basement of a company that sells SAT prep courses.
But wait, there's more. We also have Captain Latin America.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Let me get Mexican Captain America.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Who defends the Hispanic community with super strength, an indestructible shield,
and a machine that makes amazingly authentic looking US passports.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
These are all minority superheroes.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Well, actually, we also have one called the Orange Roughy.
It's an eccentric Caucasian billionaire with a little too much
of a spray TND who drives to build a wall
around Captain Latin America. You know, actually I could see
you having a part in.
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That one as the Orange Roughy.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Well, no, as the guy who drops off the truckload
of concrete blocks to build the wall.
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You'd be perfect.
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Well, I won't start bagging my bags for Hollywood.
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Yeah, oh, trust me, babe. One of these ideas is
gonna hit, and when it does, you I gotta be
the first guy I call.
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Do you really think I'd be good in a TV show?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Well? No, but if we get one on the air,
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right to the airport.
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Sounds like you.
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percent of my attention on nurturing the career of I'm sorry,
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Find out all about him and we'll play for it
ten minutes. Right now, on track with Doug Rice, Mister
Ri's taking his victory lap after thirty I never can
remember how many years exactly it is, Doug, you've been
behind that pr in Mike.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's been thirty six years this year, thirty six years.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Strange trip man, awesome body. I'm glad we got to
enjoy you one more year. But let's not say we're
not gonna talk anymore, because you know, Hanson thought he
was retiring and we're still getting him off the couch.
All right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
He may follow his.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Lead, all right, buddy, Well, Chase Elliott, Finally it's his
victory that you were looking for.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, it'd been a while since you know Chase broke
his leg last season, he was suspended for a race.
They really had a miserable bottom out year, but this
year they've raced more consistently. He finally gets a win.
Some of it was strategy. That Texas race was really interesting.
Sixteen yellow flags, really hard to pass, but still was
(01:25):
very interesting because teams would do different strategies to.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Get toward the front.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And at the end on the restart, Chase got a
great jump on Ross Chastang. Chastang crashes behind him. But
it was the very last lap. It was the white
flag lap, and if you're the leader and another flag
comes out during that lap, you win.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So Chase Elliott earned it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A little bit of strategy, pretty good race car, gets
a w locks himself into the playoffs and makes a
lot of race fans happy in the process.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And I'm thinking probably NASCAR because he is.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Very popular and that energizes the fan base that frankly
the last couple of years hasn't had much.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
To yell about.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's something. And you were right there in Texas calling
the race. Why did the twenty four car hit chest? Name?
Was that an accident?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't, yes, it was there there was nothing to
be gained there, right, and they're back there battling. And
then one of the odd things that happened after the
race for me was NASCAR changed the scoring lineup. When
we left the air that Sunday we announced that William
Byron finished second, Keslawski third. NASCAR, to their credit, went
(02:34):
back checked all the videos and saw where they were
running next to each other on when the instance the
yellow light came on and Keslaski had a little bit
of an edge. And if you're that team, you need
every point you can get because you haven't won yet.
You want to make sure that you know that could
be the difference in making the playoffs and not.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't think it will be. I think that team
will make it.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
But that's a that's a big win for so the
top ten in Texas where we got it now Chase Elliott,
Brad Keslowski, William Byron, Tyler Reddick, Daniel Sworez, fifth place run,
Chase Briscoe, Bubba Wallace, Austin, Dillon, Kyle Busch, and Carson Hawkville.
I got a practice.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Hosts of ar thank you Carsonite.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Where did Carson come from?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Doug Carson's rased the truck series. He's very competitive there.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He's been all over the place, a real young looking guy.
If you looked at him, you go, where's your book back?
But good driver has has won in other series, and
he is with a team that's not all that well
funded Inspired Motorsports, and is really running well.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And for that team to get.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
A top ten finish with Carson Hostvar behind the wheel,
that's a big day for them.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's almost like a win.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And Doug just looking at the top ten because we've
been talking about the absence of Fords taking checkered flags
here because Lawski number two in the Ford, you said
this might be the time of Ford would get it right.
And then Chase Briscoe drives a forward. He was sixth place,
So that's only two in the top ten.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, and none of the other Fords really flashed. Blainey
had problems, so did Joey Logano. They never were a
threat to win. Now this weekend when we segue over
to Talladega, see what I did.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
There, Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Years pragnant, Yeah, this could be the weekend that the
Fords get to the front. It seems like the Ford
teams work better together. Maybe that's just my imagination I'm
projecting here than the Toyota teams and the Chevy teams.
It just feels like they have a little more symmetry together.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So we could push a.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Penske Ford or maybe one of the rash Finnway Keslowski Ford.
So who knows, possibly even one of the Stuart hos
Fords might wind up. I'm leaving out Michael McDonald. He's
really good on these big tracks. So I think this
weekend we go to Talladega Superspeedway. If you're a fan
of the Blue Oval, you.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Might have a reason to get excited.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
All right, So we got that done. But what stands
out to you, Doug? The first nine races.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That Hendrick Motorsports and Joe Gibbs Racing rule the roost
right now, Hendrick has won five races, with Chase winning
down at Texas. Joe Gibbs has won three, and only
one other race has been won by a team John Boy,
that is not Hendrick and Gibbs, and that was Daniel
Suarez winning at Atlanta Motor Speedways. So if you're a
(05:36):
member of Hendrick Motorsports or Joe Gibbs Racing, you gotta
feel pretty good about your chances.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Everybody else is playing catch up right now.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Eight of the first nine races, Hendrick and Gibbs, there
you go.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And that's a trend.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's not happenstance when you're that dominant, that's a trend.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And then maybe the Fords and Tyladega one of these
wild car races this weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I think that's where they got to show.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, buddy, good stuff, Doug, Thank you so much, man.
You enjoy your weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Appreciate you, John boy, talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Thank you, my boy. You follow Doug on Twitter at
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Cat.
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Good morning Cat, Hey cat with a k.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
There baby kid kiddy, Yeah, I'm here, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Got you, mad boy ride welcome, Well.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Thank you, thanks for having me again.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm glad you in here, baby. So we're gonna ask
Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree with her answer,
Get two bells before two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Okay, Now, what's it counts that I'm blonde?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Don't know?
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Oh, that might give you a little west each Battle
of the Blonde. Now there's a TV show. Actually, you're
going to have to get along on this game. So
that's what you women.
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Sometimes, here we go, he's activated today.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
I watch it.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Dad.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Let's start with a true or false question.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
All right, I'm getting it right.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I had fifty to fifty here.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It was the early nineteen hundreds. The United States Senate
passed a resolution which required the Senate dining room to
serve bean soup every day.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Well, now we know where all that hot air comes from.
So it's the Senate and they're voting on soup. I'm
gonna say it's true.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Say it is true. Cat, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Disagree? If it's so stupid with a Senate dater, figure
that out. They used to vote on all kinds of
stupid bean soup every day. I believe you boys will
had none. All right, all right, Cat, we need to
get this one right. Stay alive in this game, So Marcy,
(09:33):
According to the Family Circle website, to be safe, the
best place to keep this is in a plastic bag
in the bottom of an empty cereal box and then
cover it over with cereal. What is it.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Your hopes and dreams?
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Cat?
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Your emergency cash?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
All right? Cat, Tata says, emergency cash in the bottom
of that cereal box. Agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
We going to agree with her.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, it probably would be a good idea, but not
the incorrect answer. No jewelry, keep your jewelry down in
the in this aerial box.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I have better places to keep my jewelry.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Where smuggling stories.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
For letting them know where we hide our jewelry?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Right, well, can we got a nice consolation prize boy,
But we appreciate you playing with us today.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well, thank you and thanks for having me and cater
you're you're all right, you must be blonder than me.
It's pressure. I had it done.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Why the many hour on top of your news? Like, yeah,
we had a frive pounds of microphones in the race
car back and tell y'all getting made fun of me
on the other side. Good morning, let's mixture on the radio.
(11:52):
I'll ride about racing for Doug. Wonderful memories we had,
go back. I found this in the middle of some
of my wonderful things. Remember that Australian came in in
that were looking for new talent NASCAR. Of course, with
my connections, got the chance to get into see see
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what I could do.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Right.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Unfortunately it went a little like this down Thank you ready,
guys here good.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And I laugh.
Speaker 11 (12:37):
All right, you're doing mine.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Don't make your baby.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
I'll give you a prickly ain't you.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's all right?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
That's not flack Money's punch at Why about.
Speaker 12 (13:01):
You telling me quit.
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Such re freitch?
Speaker 11 (13:05):
Where does guy say I lunched the bed crow, tell
the stuff the basit me?
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Why am I gotta take.
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Hold here?
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Why the guard the war?
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Don't tell you I was afraid?
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No no no it surp right now?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
The bugging.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Much my boxes? I mus here on my left the
day on.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
If you we pay my sweet how much would you
like that man twenty thirty?
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I like got to cast you an extra five bucks?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Mike, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Can you come in now?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
You got on my one complete lamp before you can
come back in?
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Where's here's right down now in the on the hottom.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Before you.
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Then resting, Good morning, Big show is on the radio
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twenty minutes away, Taylor Taman News. And right now, let's
axe hike.
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A good look at mama Yo, tele come pick us.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Up, Yo, what's up? Welcome to x hike the plate
the golf on the fall one one. You need, oh
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Trimp you hurt me. Didy dig this ded ike.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
After a whole year of wedded bliss, things that started
to go south between my bride and I.
Speaker 13 (15:13):
The main problem is that's hardly know mab whooping.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
She thinks plastic surgery would make things better with our relationshrimp.
She had some work done before with her last husband,
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stuff like me. What's your take on the situation? The
groom of Frankenstein, I swear and y'all people Transylvania North
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your own hole for a whole year, you might as
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relationship ain't the onliest thing headed south. The way you
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talk her big old button them boat elationas blouse bunnies,
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my brother. Just because she got them lips all a
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on it now that it's a good thing you come
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she gonna try to get you, old l Captain Steuben,
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to upfit her little whole boat with some brand new
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Now you said, ike, ain't no way, my old lady.
Whatever do me like that?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
We in love?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Mm hmm, Well, letting remind you that she was in
love with her last husband too, And who's been swinging
on that playground?
Speaker 13 (17:05):
He billt A, that's right, you sucker, So think about it.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
She's gonna show her great flications by taking the house,
the car, the boobies, and the booty and leave you
standing there holding your vienias and blow torture and saying,
what happens? The beating factor to your investment is going
to be the next jackass you come along.
Speaker 13 (17:27):
So, uh, how does you prevent this from happening?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Well, the bad news is you can't, my brother, but
you can keep throwing all that money down her dream.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
See now now, now, now, now, smart man's.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Get what you call a prenupticilar agreement to protect all
their worldly goods. Well, why not come up with something
to protect your big ticket what you call in fleshment.
If you getting a vibe that miss nipping Tuck might
be fixing the are you in n o f t Yeah,
get her to sign what I likes to call a
(18:01):
pre niptial agreement see my brother, that gives you solely
ownership of all her afro mentioned a new opposter you did,
even if she's using it.
Speaker 13 (18:14):
I mean, ain't no sense in given high everything best way.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
If she kicks you out first, she got to give
back the rack, unzip the lip, and reissue that big
rear end.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
So if she.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Steps out of line and you gotta get your hands
dirty and get things out of control, you ain't kicking
her to the curb.
Speaker 13 (18:33):
You just resting the toe of yo shoe in that
big round. Rent to own rear end. This is I
piece out.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
If you want to eyexac mal to exit, John Boy,
believe peel box one nine one one one Charlotte didn't
see two eight two one nine email anybody but me
at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Well, well, Betty Hill, where the key to my pro
handad you appreciate it?
Speaker 10 (19:07):
Captain's log start eight one eight zero zero Big Show
The crew and I have encountered the strange.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
New alien race.
Speaker 10 (19:17):
They appear basically humanoids, but they seem to be covered
by a strange gravy like substance. They're called John Boll
and Billy, commanders of something called The Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Captain O, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
(20:12):
This is your twenty four hour warning. In twenty more hours,
will give away John Boy's wonderful thing number one hundred.
See the picture of me holding it up here in
our Big Show studio that partially deployed John Won'tbilly twentieth
anniversary t shirt. This one may have been testifired from
the T shirt canon lawyers made us get rid of,
(20:33):
but kind of looks like a pack of biscuits up well,
just kind of starting to unravel for the pod that
it was in. Don't worry, it will unravel to a
wonderful wrinkled twentieth anniversary shirt. You love it, Yes you will.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Twenty four hours, we'll give it away. Hit it at
the Big Show dot com. Good morning, got the Big
Show on the We got a couple of rounds. A
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Taman News and here's that girl, Marca tator More.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Hey, you guys remember the nineties and.
Speaker 13 (21:37):
You remember the song You remember us talking.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
About John Wayne bobbitts Oh yeah, I wrote a song
about it. Right Well, for those kids that aren't sure
or don't really remember, it's a husband wife as she
said that he was treating her badly. She used against you. Knife,
removed some of his man first peace throws, the tossed
(22:01):
it out the window. They found it. They successfully sold it.
So he was an amputee but was repaired. Well, he's
an amputee again. John Wayne Bobbitt has suffered another amputation,
this time professionally done. He lost his toes. Oh oh,
he's in the late stages of neurological issues, which he
(22:21):
also blames for his nineteen ninety three tabloid scandal. So
real don't understand how that.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Is, but what that might affect other parts of your
body if I guess, yeah, it's vascular where you're going.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
She also blames well, that's according to the Sun. So
those are citing them, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Moving on.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Hannah Guteras Reid, the armor on the set of Rust,
was sentenced in her criminal case. She's going to prison
for a little while. The jury found her guilty over
the fatal shooting of Helena Hutchins. She was convicted of
manslaughter for her role in the death and received a
sentence of eighteen months. She will go to a woman's
(23:08):
correctional facility in the state of New Mexico. According to TMZ,
does that mean Baldwin is like off the hook?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
No, No, he has a separate, completely different judge and jury.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
And different charge. All right, colt Ford, we were just
talking about him. He suffered a heart attack, oh wow,
this past week and he according to TMZ, he's uh,
he's out of the woods, but he won't be well
enough to hit the stage anytime soon. So he is recovering.
But they have canceled the rest of his touring dates
(23:40):
this year.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So still in the hospital and yeah, when he feels better,
he's still in the.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Hospital dealing with that. Morgan Wallen was also in the
news for chucking the chair over the off the roof
and went six stories in his ex fiance. It took
to the tabloids on social media to say, hey, time.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
We have an ex fiance.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Well, you know, the taboys are reporting that he was
upset because he found out that she got married, and
that was an outburst and she was like and so
she went to social media and said, yeah, keep my
name out of it. All right, we broke up, we
do have a child, I'm with this other guy had
nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Keep my name out. She goes on social media to say,
keep my name up.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
Well, you have to fight back. I guess when it's
it's it's reported on the Boy Billy Show. So by
that point she's like, well, it made it there, so mean,
just clear that up, right, am I right? And a
lot of people have been asking will President Joe Biden
and former President Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Do a debate?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
And so found out through CBS News that twelve news
organizations are pleading for them to do a debate.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yes, please do it with knives. Trump's even got zas anywhere,
any place.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Apparently one of his last stops, he set it up.
He set up a second podium on stage with him
with the sign saying anytime, anywhere, bring it, bring it. Well.
Biden has said he's willing to debate Trump. So stay tuned.
Check your schedules, checked, all your check all your news
(25:22):
outlets because it might be coming, y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Will you see it's baby? Thank you very much. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word here
we go one ain't Big Show. We'll get a couple
of contestants play next. Good Thursday morning, Big Show is
(26:06):
on the radio. Got today's feature track from the Big
Show bit Box brought you by Charlotte Morner Speedway and
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(26:26):
can't get blood, we'll call you.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I bout the bad look the wordy word and the
worthy word. Got a couple of Sandlers going at it
to sister stayed down South Carolina affectionately, that's what we
go away. William from Gaffney in South Carolina. Good morning William,
Good morning John doing awesome man. And we got Kim
(26:50):
from Summerville, South Carolina. Good morning Kim.
Speaker 14 (26:59):
All right, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Welcome you all. Kim and Tater make up one team
and a good and add it'll be a lot of fun.
And William, miss me and you boys again the girls.
See if we can win this.
Speaker 15 (27:15):
We got this right right, Well, let's get it.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Make it easy, ones, make it easy.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
See what we got tons of tablets.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yes, there's a big chance, Kim, So you relax me
and William for the first thirty seconds. All right, William,
are you ready?
Speaker 13 (27:34):
I hope, sir.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Okay, let's see starting to clock now. Okay, I'm one.
If your kid has a kid, you are a what okay, grandpa? Yeah,
that's it. Oh did you say it right? Okay, we
got guys. Okay. Oh, you buy something and you don't
like it, then you blanket say yes. All right. This
(27:59):
is where the guy puts letters in at your driveway.
Letters in your driveway.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I can't say the man that puts him in there
because that's half the word. What is it gonna be? Rough?
Speaker 4 (28:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I just won't hit there's all right. Well let's see
that's the two on the board too. So Kim and
Tater see what you all got for around one? You ready,
Kim picking up all that lives?
Speaker 7 (28:37):
You put the letters in this and raise the flag
at your house. At your house. It's out front, yes, ma'am,
all right, Hey, this is the Yeah, this is the store.
It's not Walmart. It's got the it's got the bull's eye.
What is it the store?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Uh, you don't rent. You blank your house, it's yours.
Speaker 13 (28:58):
H rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
You might go the bank, can ask for money, you
ask for a yes, rhymes with it. I'm well blanked.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
People know me. She was doing rod berghen there, she said,
non but no, so are you taking.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
That away from her?
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Good?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
All right, so we got we got one sitting here, William.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Tell our strategy.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
That's what Taylor was showing. The old Facebook people talk
about how they're yelling at their radio during wording words.
Imagine yelling mailbox. Right, she said no, she said, that's right,
all right, all right, this round one, round one in
the books. So William leeds uh no trails we trailed
(29:53):
by one? Kimberly four William three, Okay, we got no
all right, William, here we go for around to all right,
start the clock. Now my shirt is wrinkled. Please blanket, yes,
all right. Oh I don't like to blank, but I'm
pretty cool. Also fork what in North Carolina? When you
(30:16):
when you on your grandkid, you will talk how great
he is? You're what doing? What about him? Blanking him?
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yes, all right, rhymes with it? Give me an old
oily blank? Yes, all right, rhymes with it.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
You're it?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Alright? Three only three of six for William, him and Taylor.
You will tie. I might go ahead and retire. Oh
so commentator two of time three will win?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Ready, all right, you might put this is on the
back of your t shirt. You might rip it out blank.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
You're it.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
It's a game. Yes, rhymes with it. This means like
like you went to the prom and you didn't have
a date. You went this way, you went uh huh.
An iPad is also called this uh you're right on
them iPad. You know, a grocery list is written on
a what paper. Yeah, Moses had two of these.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
There you go, Johnny finally putting himself out of his own.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Down.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I know the way you were on over there was
gonna job.
Speaker 14 (31:50):
I got it in there, will bracking up to wear him, Jackie,
get William to play again.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
That's as soon as possible.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Wait, we're gonna let you play again, buddy. We appreciate
you with a good sport man.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
We played him like a fiddle. Kim, don't worry about.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Girls, Kim and your prize back down someerville. We appreciate you, baby,
Thank you time collar.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
The first time was way back in two thousand Wars.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Wow, how about that? Staking Wethers?
Speaker 15 (32:39):
All right, my hold on, rest y'all do your job.
How I was sitting expression It was.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
A mix ofan and small tablet.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Tablet right your grocery, Lena, Moses, Well that was fun.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Hat just learned you don't have to win to have
some fun of this game. Oh wow, don't worry. I'll
forget it about tomorrow's round. Moving on here, I bit
request this morning. We got Mandy Carlisle out of Macon, Georgia, saying,
heard you guys talking about Bobbitt and Tay Entertainment. How
about that Weenie Wacker song. Hello, well yeah, y'all, y'all women,
(33:34):
that's another song, y'all love it all right? Man, you
got it coming up next. Good morning, it's big showing
(34:05):
the radio bit request time. This morning, Mandy Carlyle out
I'm making Georgia was talking about the bobbing story on
Taylor Tainment News. You had a little song went along
with it. Here it is.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Everybody kind of know the words, what little bit of words?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I reckon?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
All right, single ladies and gentlemen. I don't sing in
any key. I just you just jump in there and
hang on. As Briscoe Darling.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
It's it's going like queen like Queen like.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Queen.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
He was going.
Speaker 16 (35:13):
In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom. The bobbits leaps to them.
In the kitchen, the downstairs kitchen, Lorena.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Grabs her not.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Went to leave like like RELI.
Speaker 16 (35:42):
Slashed his peepy, his tiny peepee. He left the nastiescar,
stuffed his rocket into her pocket and drove off.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
In the car.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Queen away queen going.
Speaker 16 (36:10):
Out the window, the Nissan window.
Speaker 13 (36:13):
She threw his shovel cock.
Speaker 16 (36:17):
Then the cops came and found the unit and outlined
in mich.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
That looks like a job for Tracy.
Speaker 16 (36:38):
In the cooler, the flaming cooler. They packed it up
real time. The doctor patched it and then reattached it.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Which still don't for a quiet.
Speaker 12 (36:50):
Rocking In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, the bobbage leaps
(37:11):
to the.
Speaker 16 (37:13):
In the kitchen, the downstairs kitchen, Lorena grounds or.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Not, We're going going away.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
The Wiener's got good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
It's a big show on the radio. Today's featured track
for the Big Show bed Box gotta have a good
old murray on your John Boyn Billy album. Oh here
it is, search for keywords diversity.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Hello, right, I have a corporate home of affordable entertainment
for your next blah blah blah. What do you want?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Because there's mister Pestow. No, this is yeah John boyn
Billy Here. How's it going?
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Well? Let me, I'm fifty years old, never married, absolutely
no prospects.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
I'd say I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Die along like some crazy chat.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
But I'm also allergic to cats.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
In other words, how do you think it's going?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
That's not like I figured we'll let's Sailor's marry in Gee.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
You think I mean hold on, I'll pay you for
you by some guy onto?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Okay, hold on?
Speaker 10 (39:19):
Who's calling?
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Please?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
John Boy and Billy?
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yes again, they don't give me that look.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
You're the one who keeps them a roster.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Oh please give me that video.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Jump meaning right, Murray, what's shaking, Buddy?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
What's shaken? Well, Potsy from Happy Days. I'm working on
some new concepts to pitch to ABC slash Disney slash Marvel.
My nephew, Sherman's got a connection in LA that's trying
to get us a meeting.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Sherman knows somebody of Disney.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Have you ever heard of Robert Downey?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
He knows Robert Downey Junior?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Well no, but he knows Pediatris monochm Hertzog. Downy got
a bad case of Tonio fungus on the set of Avengers.
Age of Ultronically is back. Let's just say doctor Hertzog
is his favorite superheroes.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
So you're gonna pitch TV shows Still guid affects Robert Downey's.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Feet, who will then put a bug in Downy's ear
to meet with us. See this is how deals get
done in Hollywood. Day did you know, the original Fast
and Furious got made when a chatty gastro enterrologist pitched
it to Vin Diesel while he was still groggy after
a colonoxopy.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
True story.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
So what kind of ideas have you got?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Well, we think there's a vast untapped demand for diversity
in the superhero movie slash TV market, So we're pitching
some Marvel TV shows featuring superheroes who are members of
various minority demographics.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Such as we have Blackish Panther.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
By day, he's an upwardly mobile VP in a Los
Angeles advertising agency, and then by night he battles the
benign stereotypes that white liberals have about people of color.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
As Blackish Panthers exactly up.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Next, the Asian demographic woefully underrepresented on TV, so we
have an exciting new concept called Asians of Shield. They
battle the forces of evil from a secret complex in
the basement of a company that sells SAT prep courses.
But wait, there's more. We also have Captain Latin America.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Let me get Mexican Captain America.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Who defends the Hispanic community with super strength, an indestructible shield,
and a machine that makes amazingly authentic looking US passports.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
These are all minority superheroes.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Well, actually, we also have one called the Orange Roughy.
It's an eccentric Caucasian billionaire with a little too much
of a spray TND who drives to build a wall
around Captain Latin America. You know, actually I could see
you having a part in.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
That one as the Orange Roughy.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Well, no, as the guy who drops off the truckload
of concrete blocks to build the wall.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
You'd be perfect.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Well, I won't start bagging my bags for Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Yeah, oh, trust me, babe. One of these ideas is
gonna hit, and when it does, you I gotta be
the first guy I call.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Do you really think I'd be good in a TV show?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Well? No, but if we get one on the air,
I'll have to fly to Hollywood and I'll need a
right to the airport.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Sounds like you.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Don't worry, babe. I'm still gonna devote at least fifteen
percent of my attention on nurturing the career of I'm sorry,
what were your names again, John Boyd, Billy Right right, right, right, Okay, listen,
let's do the lunch thing later. Have your machine call
my machine and get my love to Bobby. That's Billy
him too and Kimbo What Call Me?
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